The Fighter & The Kid - Is Jon Jones vs Brock Lesnar Next? Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen | TFATK Ep. 875

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

Schaub and Callen recap Jon Jones vs Ciryl Gane at UFC 285, talk a possible match up between Jones and Brock Lesnar, Bryan trying out an electrical muscle machine, Brendan's time on Calabasas Fight Companion with Rampage Jackson and Will Compton, Chris Rock's new Netflix special discussing Will Smith and much more! Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/FIGHTER or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.

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I look like a big Denver Bronco. That's the original orange. And if I'm in Denver and I'm in the stadium and the Broncos are playing, I'm cheering for the Broncos. That's how I am. I'm a fair weather guy. Well, we suck right now,

but we do have Sean Payton, so we can. I lost some money to you. I lost some money to you this weekend. And now what I'm impressed by right now, but we do have Sean Payton. So I lost some money to you. Lost some money to you this weekend. Now what I'm impressed by is now we used to like wait and have to harass each other and the juice was running. I'm going to have to squeeze your nuts a little bit in the vise to get the money. Now you just send it. Yeah.

Soon I go told you cash out. Yeah, well, because otherwise the bets aren't worth their share. Yeah, otherwise what are we do but also What I tell you though yeah, yeah, right? Well hate to bask in this glory Yeah, but also it's it's unfair too because I can see why people are like sir. Oh, it's bad ass blah blah blah It's by far John Jones easiest match of all time You said you said I talking about like a legit, maybe three striped white belt on the ground

and then his wrestling very amateur man. So he's not doing a thing against the guy. I saw it. He saw it. Yeah, do you know that, did you hear what he said, what, where he benches 500 to 520 on the bench? He does.

John Jones, and he deadless 640. Like, I know. I don't know if I believe the bench the dead level I can see was crazy that's crazy because they showed him during the count on doing 315 I got to it with the struggle city. Yeah Maybe it was he's he literally said it because my nephew sent it to me. I believe him then Yeah, I don't know why John would lie about that. Maybe maybe he's getting big doing it I believe he's a lot the for that, he's reached. That's a lot.

It's a lot. That's a lot. It's hard to believe, but if anyone's gonna do, it's the graceful time. But he made it look so easy. So easy, man. And then next, he has Steve Bay. But this was telling Chin on Chop Show.

It was like not a ton of answers. Not a ton of questions have been answered. The verdict's still out and what do you look like at heavyweight. We saw nothing. You can see his cardio is striking his footwork when he gets hit We there's still a ton of question be answered we get more questions Answered when you fight stepe stepe is not gonna be as easy to demolish like that, but it's gonna tough fight for Steep a was D1 wrestler, so it'll be you know, it'll be a thing

It's gonna be a tougher task, it'll be a thing. You just gave me a tough for task. But not betting against John ever again. No. The only guy I'm actually curious to see him fight eventually is that giant Russian guy who keeps sleeping everybody. Who is that guy? Sergey Pavlovich.

He's just a battle explain Curtis Blades. So the winner will probably give the next question. Curtis Blades, that'd be a handful for John. Curtis Blades is a handful for John. Curtis play, that's a handful for John. I think Curtis play, possibly, if Curtis can get by the Russian, which I think he does, if Curtis could be a handful for John, with his wrestling pedigree, and he hits like a Mack truck, he's getting more comfortable with striking,

cardio's good, ground and pounds good. That's a real fight. John's got his hands full. Yeah, yeah. I think the next, I think the dark horse that can kind of dethrone John would be Tom aspirin all he's 100% health with his knee his boxings ridiculous his footwork he's quick good cardio black belt on the ground good wrestling he's a handful yeah but

with his leg injury still it weighs out but all of them are you know with that way class you know they're all dangerous. But then there's someone we're not talking about, which I meant to bring up when we were talking about it, Jim, there's someone we're not talking about. You know who? Hold on. Hold on. Can you guess what I'm thinking of?

Hold on. Um. You find the F.C. No, not at any longer. Well, you're talking my Francis and Ghana? No. Okay. But that was, I like rehabs that there. Because I'm not, no, no, no.

I do think that could happen. I think John takes him down and does the same exactly. Exactly. That's exactly what it, correct. And that's, that is what's pronounced. That's another easy-not-in-the-odd. That's right. No knock on these guys just where they're at. No, no, no. That's stylistically.

That's stylistically. Just where they're at. Wait for this? Hold on, hold on. I'm going to get excited. Brock Lesnar ooh just let it marinate for a second think about for just a second John has been talking about Brock for how long he brought up in the pre-fight interviews coming in brought up in a post fight this is dream fight Brock Lesnar's not resigning his W.W. contract Brock. Word on the scene is-

Hold his Brock please, 40? Uh, 79. But Brock says too, uh, when he's doing WWE right now, and he's saying goodbye to the rest of the- He's 45 results. That's a tough one. Tough one for Brock, because Brock also has to deal with. Now he's not hearing a peep out of John for wrestling-

Well, his double legs. Work-life. Yep. Strength-wise though. Brocky, freaky. No, Brocky freaky. Brocky freaky. Now also, but I don't know how Brocky, Brocky's got to get John

to not take his back, Brocky. Brocky could easily get... I didn't say Brock's in a win. He gets boxed up. He gets boxed up and tries to stand. Oh, it's gonna be so much fun. So he's got a close distance and, you know what he does?

Yeah, he always does that. Now, can his cardio take big John, the octopus that John is when John gets behind him? Oh no, not a good match up for Brock. I'm gonna say that. It's a huge payday, it's a John, and he's been wanted. Now, if you're John's management team Or you UFC this is no knock on that Russian or or Curtis blades or Tom Aspenal

But if you're his team you UFC Just asking for a friend who likes a orange just ask him for a friend To make the most money possible after John fight steep a I'm just I'm asking what I mean and you and you get Brock at that fight and he comes into the octagon and says and we're fighting December I want you young man now what's not what sells more pay reviews John Brock John Cresblaze John asked to block Brock breaks all the records John Brock Brock is bigger than John Francis correct and you have Ron Rousey and you have Conomer Greger tag team.

They're available in the tag. See, you made a joke. I'm living the real world, dude. You made it weird now. Yeah. This could happen. You think it could really happen? Yes.

Now it's a far-fetched idea, but... You had a lot of problems with that. Can Brock be exempt from the... Saada? That's a idea, but you got you got you had a lot of problems that can can Brock be exempt from the Sadda it's big question. They get a four month Exemption or what a stipulation or what they have in the contracts. They could do that for Brock And you need to pay hey, they've always done that for Brock You think you ever fought that I mean, I don't know what you're talking about sir me neither I have never seen me. It'll go into anybody's butt me neither. Yeah Don't think he's guilty of his a flat top right? Yeah, flat top

I like that could happen. I like we're seeing about this to view theFC I'm trying to put things in Perspective air so you let Francis go like how will be fine? It's like well you who's gonna fight? I'm like oh There's a big old White fish out there in Minnesota that can reel in right which would be bigger than France So you see like yeah go ahead and walk yeah, do you think yeah, he'll fight So gone fight steep a and these are fight Brock and then John said I have at least two fights left I'm gonna do two John. Yeah, so it's not like he's saying I'm gonna do two. John did. Yeah.

So it's not like he's saying, I'm gonna do the next, I'm gonna do the ring champ for next five years. No, he's not that interested in fighting forever. He's not that interested in fighting those up and comers, the Curtis Blades, the Russians. I don't think, or the Tom Aswinals, I don't, he's like, I'm gonna kill him. I'm going for legacy fights. I'm gonna fight the goat, steep A, who some refer to as a goat. I'll fight Sarah Gondy, who's a current champ, he's off, let it guys think I'm scared. I'm to fight the goat, steep A, who some refer to as a goat. I'll fight two or going to the current champion. He's all off. Let it guys think I'm scared. I'm going to mop the floor

with him. Be the shit of the steep A. And the last fight is Brock Lesnar. I ran off in the sun. Jesus. I think that would be the smartest idea rather than go with a guy who's a real Christmas. Christmas. That's a threat. That's a nightmare. Christmas blades. But he's such a competitor. I wonder if he wants to see how he does. Oh, you know, I think so. I think he's good. He should be good. He's very smart and he's.

Yes, calculated. But not interesting. I think what happened to Serogon is that he just hesitated because it's the big show. He just fucking said. I think there's anything to do with that. Got caught sitting down. I don't think he's just, he doesn't need it.

That's no way to do. No. Yeah. For pain. What was that thing he did? Is that just, he doesn't, that's no way to do. No. Yeah, for pain. What was that thing he did? Is that just a sort of skill? A standard gillity. It's a standard gillity. Yeah.

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He got homeboy in a heel hook. But it's not like, you know, it's just nightmare. Now now Silicon store is not over. He's gonna go on to beat damn there. Everybody else. You know, if I were, if I had been his coach, if I, if I have a zero-known word to fight John again, which is always possible, who knows? Um, he mobs the floor. I don't think so. I don't think you said that, but, but, but it's not. You don't be throwing that domino. The only thing you can do is just go straight at John swinging. Like just try to get in the phone with them and slug it out.

That's probably the best thing he could do. John's just gonna take you down. You got a beta man and try to catch him coming in. Yeah, well, you can't go forward. Good luck with that. I know, that's a nightmare. Good luck. Stylistically, match up, why it's just nightmare for sure gone.

All good, baby. Well, I'd love to see him fight Curtis Blaze because I don't think Curtis Blaze is hearing much from his wrestling You know that but that's thing while we don't know where John's at we learn nothing We learn that sir gone cannot grapple check. What'd you learn about John? And he looked a little rusty with a standout in the first two minutes, right? And he even alluded to it in the post fight press comments It was a little rusty didn't you feel feel that Cyril Gommas little off balance

in his, and he was seeming very kind of off. No, I think you're just so worried about the take down. And he always moves like that. Cyril did Cyril, but for John, it was like, we didn't learn anything. Yeah. Put on a little bit of weight. We learned that the internet's body shaming him.

And he's like, yeah, I do need to tighten up. The internet, like. The greatest wall time body shamed John Jones. And him going, yeah, I'll probably tighten up for the next flight. You're like, Oh, but dude, yeah, you get on that lizard. I even even I even I was like, it's got a little bit of a belly, little tummy. It seemed to be maybe because I'm just used to it, but like fade or cane was inshredded, like, you

got those guys, that has nothing to do with his fighting well, so nothing. So you know, doing bustling with the boys with our boy will come to nantelars they're fucking great guys to my favorite and then i'm my show a natural uh... this the defensive tackle for the minnesota viking i think uh... russle phillips fucking but giant the one thing about athletes that you see is that they're very rarely shredded they're very they're they're usually like it's just a different kind of muscles, different kind of body.

I don't know what it's from. It's just from... It depends, like, there's something like, like, like, Aaron Donald, who's a detaco's... Yeah, that's right. There's some freaks out there, but in general, they're gonna be mesomorph. You know who's fucking ridiculously shredded? And maybe he did it for the movie? Play it. Jake Gyllenhaal? Play it out. No, this is an off-road Pro defensive and I don't see Jake Jillinot. Yes, I did. Yes, I did very happy with his body very happy even

Data goes you saw that would it test them. Did you see magic Mike 25 or whatever that was? I missed that one right watch that was my J had to watch that with my girl and I'm very good. You watch it. Yeah, but yeah, I've watched it I have nothing against it watch it When you watch the way Channing Tatum dances you'll get depressed. You'll go. girl and I'm very glad. You're gonna make you watch it? Yeah, but see, I've watched it. I have nothing against it. Well, when you watch the way Channing Tannem dances, you'll get depressed. You'll go, oh, I'm a piece of shit. He's so beautiful.

Yeah. But I'm, but Michael stray hand. Michael fucking stray hand. I don't feel legend. In a, in a, in a, in a pair of hot shorts. And you go, oh, your, your body is so ridiculous. It's so, did you think you had a bad body? I just thought it'd be, I never knew,

I never saw that. No, Michael's Jay Hansel. Look at that motherfucker. Look at that motherfucker. Michael's Jay Hansel monster monster. Monster. Did a session of amazing job, like you played this male stripper.

I was like, get the fuck out of here. But for the most part, is this another Brian Calon goes gay? I'm a little bit, I mean, I'm just, if you're not a little gay for that, then there's something going on. And if you would have such a fun time on the companion, because me and Will were doing the locker room talk

and Will was like, we have a guy in the locker room who was, hey, would you have a gun to your head or a shuck a dick? You know, Rampage ain't playing that. My favorite, my favorite fucking. Not how to have, Rampage, I'd rather die. He's like, okay, and he's know, Rampe can't play that. My favorite. My favorite fucking. Not how to. Rampe's your, I'd rather die. He's like, okay.

And he's like, I've been down this road. Guys, play that hard ball with me. He goes, gun to your kids head or he's suck a dick. I love well. Good questions. Cause you know, Will's been down that road a thousand times. That's how we talk.

Not now, Rampe. Especially long Rampe. So I don't, I don't find. Whatever answering if we, then finally we got him. Then you see me and Will's like, yeah, yeah. It's immature. Yeah, immature.

Speaking of bodies that don't look like they've been doing, you know, speaking of regular bodies and outstanding athletes, how do you feel about bone nickel? Oh, his body? Well, first of all, those who also don't look like that unless you're like a yo-ro-mero or a broken breast. But a lot of the rest is a fairly musk.

But they're not like super like cut shreds like that. Yeah, he just looks so modest. It modestly built, modestly built, and ridiculous as an athlete. Him and Bill Burr have the same body. Yeah. It's just, but he's just, that body's just built off straight up technique and that's it. luck away. He put those like happening six back and being him fuck

But again, you got some questions for bone nickel, right? It's like where's he go from here? You know, so here's my thing about bone nickel if you go to the ground with him You're gonna have some you're gonna have some big problems You're going the ground. You're going to have a just you'll have a choice But we have not seen him with a guy that can... See, this is the problem. Strike. This is the problem with sports.

Yeah. We have seen the guys that can strike. He's coming over again. Now, have we seen him with a fucking... Is he? No, no. Hamza, no. He is fucking...

He's fucking... This is my problem with all boxing... He's gonna see Hamza. I know that. Everyone's like, man, I'd love to see him in there with... He's gonna see and make community know that everyone's like man I'd love to see him in there with it's only 20's name a fucking world-class kickbox You're like he has three five It's time. Same thing happens with Jake Paul. They've seen him in their canelo. He's five fucking fine

What I thought of though. I thought of um Ben Askron and Ben Askron was just amazing And just getting you in his position and fucking you up by different wrestling. Different. When you saw Ben, you saw him compromised with a bad hip in the UFC. Yes, that's very true. Bownickle is A in his prime. B can actually strike.

Ben didn't work on striking. Never. Ever. He didn't agree with it. Well, so. Bowe does it all and Bowe's striking is good because if you watch his content and say it's fights, he's fucking, he's knocked people out. Yeah, he's fucking dude's up.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the question is how much progress is to make with his striking. Probably a lot because he's a great athlete and has been growing up watching people. No, B, you need to watch him in the content. His striking, he should not look, he should not look this good with three fights and it's insane.

He's ridiculous. And Mazda, all the boys at ATT are like, oh dude, he does everything He's also in that he's also in that camp at T. That Jim is no joke. He's got all kinds of well His but he's not trained on the his gym's not his gym's in my browns corner Pennsylvania Yeah, because he has a ATD in was it college park? Where is that your state park? So so yeah, yeah, I was wondering my my question was, is he going to be a bent ascrin and he can be able to get how far is he getting? That's a back in comparison.

It is. Yeah, it's bad. Because I want to know different, how far is he get with the wrestling? Different style, different styles of wrestling. One was compromising, came in, one didn't believe in striking, didn't, didn't work on it. Bo's a complete mixed martial arts. Just happens to be the savage at wrestling. And as Jiu-Jitsu is filthy as far as fucking crazy, the way he like got no one's gonna give him no one's giving real issues to he gets to the top 10. Yeah, and even then then he's gonna the guys who will

give him issues later on are comes out those kind of guys who've done a lot of wrestling, you know, and they're gonna have their hands will they're gonna have well yeah, they're gonna have their hands. They're gonna take you now unless you they're gonna get taken 100% 100% My boat about 100% got my last dollar. Yeah, really take him down But it just can you keep him down? Well happens when they get back up when they hit him in the face when they're in the fourth round We'll see good bow is saying that he he wrestled on the international circuit and he was like he was talking about the

Sombok guys talking about that. Yeah, I told you she did on food truck I was like, I was like there's a tank stage. They're taking on the Russians. How he was like he was talking about the Samba guys was talking about that. Yeah, I told you that he did on food truck. Oh, yeah. I was like, there's a day of stage. He was taking on the Russians. He was, what? How'd you do against me? I've been competing against those people since I was seven. How'd you do? He goes, I'll tech fall on dude. Oh, yeah. Of course. It's stupid. He's a freak. Like, it's not, it's different. He's not only a freak. He's, he's just a champion. You can see his mentality. He's ridiculous. Yeah. He's got that mentality. That's what he's there for. He's not it's different. He's not only a freak. He's he's just a champion. You can see his mentality. He's ridiculous. Yes. Got that mentality. That's what he's there for. He's not there to participate. No, they're to win a belt. As Connor said, I'm not here to take over. But yeah, he has to do people just got it. He's given time. It's a marathon. Not a sprint. We don't need them. Fight. So they're gonna they're gonna bring him up slowly is the question well There's no slow with him

But they got to keep them on that fast track, but you don't toss them a ranked guy Yeah, so you do the Sean I think you can beat the ranked guys even Sean amallis a little slow for bone nickel No, yeah, he's gonna be put on a fast track then what would you do give him three years? I know no, I'd give him Three fights three fights and we're're going top, top 15. Top 15, no, I'm saying top 15. He'll be fighting top 15 by next year. Yeah, that's fine.

And now if he's gonna give him, same top five. Top five next year, but end of the year next year, he'll be top five, I bet. Cause he's on, he's on. He was saying you can make 170. He's on that fast track, but, you know, he did fight a guy coming off two losses, right?

And Jamie Piggett couldn't he was gonna get taken down so next time you give him a guy who's not ranked But maybe has three wins wins in a row see how in if he annihilates him It's all right. Let's give him a guy who's on like a four fight win streak rapside top 15 annihilates him all right up Here we go. Will they do that? Yeah, get into it. Yeah, yeah. Because he's a star. They want him as a star. Super star. His thing about it, he only has four fights. His first fight ever was on UFC 285 on the main cart.

They know how special he is. And America needs him. Americans need a badass like this. 100%. Well, he has a lot of pressure on him. Yeah, but he's used to pressure. That guy. Oh, it doesn't get to him.

He's born for it. Yeah. I mean, their's used to pressure that guy. Oh, it doesn't get done. We both work. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're competitors. They're just they've been competing. It's like, say, who know? Korma, you all are a marrow. All these Olympians, these world. Yeah, the moment can't get big enough for them. They're used to it. And wrestling is such a fucking nightmare sport. And Bo was saying, like, he can peed on that high level. He's like, like, I was performing front of 3,000 people when I was like 10. Yeah. Winning the state title. Yeah, it's just, it's what he does. Yeah, it's what I grew up doing it. Yeah.

Yeah. God damn. I did a good card though. I'm so speaking of staying in shape. I don't know if you've ever done this and I don't know what it does, but you know there's these scientists, they're like, do we have to lift weights to be in shape?

Oh no. What if we put on an electric suit, a suit that shocks your muscles? This is old school, man It is of course, right? So I put on this this whole suit that you that they wet down Yeah, and then the electricity gets stronger and stronger so it's a At the end of it I was going like I couldn't even I was like it brings your whole body like and I was going, eh, I couldn't even, I was like, eh, like it brings your whole body, eh, like, and I was at 180, whereas it goes up to 400, which could kill an elephant. And I'm very sore as a result, but I don't think it did in my muscle.

No, no, no, right? They've had this around for years. So what is it then? It's just like the idea that you could do that. But also it gets, like when I tore my hamstring, they gave me one of those devices, because that muscle shut down won't work Yeah, it stimulates the muscle fresh blood goes through there, but it's not

But also hey, let's get away from right I was in the way room. Yeah, but not in that I get a 20 minute Workout with it and that's it. Yeah, but just do like very sore in the ass and body though I will say this sure so maybe it's And that's the, yeah. But just do like, very sore in the ass and body though. I will say this. So maybe it's, maybe it's just from, like that. It's just, it's just fatiguing your muscle.

Yeah, but I love to get, no, it's not tearing the muscle down. Getting stronger. Where for years? Who what happens? You literally, like you cannot, it's so interesting to be shocked like that

because your whole body just goes, NEE! That's old technology though, be it. Yeah, I know. The people that you would do it for abs, I'm not kids in college who'd wear it for the abs and to shock the abs. Yeah.

That's stupid. Yeah. I don't think it makes your abs. No, it does nothing. No, just fatigue makes you really so infatigued. Right, because you're constantly like, ugh! And instead of sitting there eating fucking peanut butter.

If you kept doing this all the time, like that, you would be sore. I mean, it's basically like- Me and when you throw up, you're constantly like, your whole body, like, think of a sore, you sore Me when you throw up your constantly like your whole body like you know, sorrier when you're throwing up Not your whole body, but I'm like shredded dude. That was yeah, it was really weird And they just want you they just want it. Yeah, that's was a good time. Yeah, that's was a really good time Well, how about me? I'm like I can move there and you I Get that because I was in Naples

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It's funny though. Yeah, I did, I was in branch to bring one night. Tim Sigura standing outside. What's Tom Sigura? It's a Tim Sigura. Oh, all right. There to the left. Like with a shaved head. That's funny. Tom has lost Tim Segura. Oh, all right, there to the left. Like with a shaved head, that's funny.

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shoulders you do great structure to be so just died upstairs yeah that's right Well, you headed this are you on the road this weekend? I'm going to New York City So I'm gonna all that be so I got I feel like I'm doing in New York in a lot Well, you want to need to promote your special, but as far as shows go I haven't been long time either because Gotham City is not a headliner club anymore I got them comrade and then Caroline shut down. Is shut down?

Yeah. Caroline shut down? Oh, wow, you just find out. I did. How does that institution? Yeah, Caroline shut down. Yeah, so that's why I'm doing Sony Hall. You take us brand countdown.com and then I got West Niac.

I'm right back to New York, West Niac. But that's not really like Manhattan. I'm talking like right real New York. Yeah, right. So there's Gotham City and then there, you know, there's some, the town hall one's big. like there's not a ton of places to perform there anymore There are not unless you've got a huge name So any hobby fun for you though. I'm in Oklahoma City bricks down comic club

This Thursday probably say great club with my favorite clubs best boy is best security ever That he's my favorite him and his wife are my favorite. I won't be going on the Oklahoma City Bombing tour like it had last time That ruined my day. It's so sad. Yeah. Because I have chairs of the kids that were killed there like little chairs. I ruined my day. I will never go to it again. As well. Yeah. It's such a butter man. Such a butter. So don't do that. No, Oklahoma City. But they have good barbecue and food out there. So I'm looking forward to that. Now I'm going to come a wash and get not a lot of things doing Seattle. Now there's no club in Seattle.

So you got to do that. So I'm weird. Weird, right? Nothing to do. I come on March 23rd to 25th. Yeah. Seattle and Chicago Chicago now has a Zany's. Well, Chicago has Zany's laugh factory.

And then there's another. There's Schomburg, which is outside the city. Yeah. And then the theaters are great Yeah, the big theater they have tell you all yeah, they have some great big boys. Yeah Chicago theaters great Yes, but Chicago as far as like a like a they have Schomburg Yeah, I guess the last of the theaters they don't need a club. I guess you know, you're saying small The effect is good club though holds a lot to a big room. Yeah, big room, but they don't do

Headliner weekend not really. Yeah, the room. But they don't do headliner weekend. Not really. Yeah. The only reason I was able to do, I think, 30, I saw Chris Rock's special, did you see it? I didn't see it. He was sat in that with a band. It got bad reviews by certain people.

I'm like, if I was good. What's bad review? Hollywood reporter, fucking, I'm like, but think about it. Yeah. Hollywood reporter is Wreens Witchway. Right. I'm like, left. Yeah, I'm like, this is about it. Yeah. The Hollywood reporters, Reigns, which way? Right. I'm like, left.

Yeah, I'm like, this is really good. You just said right. No, they, they lean left. Yeah. And they're mad that he's a foul. And he went against, broke, and all that shit. He had the funniest thing he goes, he was like, I went to Lulu Lemon.

And they had, we don't discriminate against, you know, we, we, we stand against racism and hate. And all that. And he's like, I know, but you against racism and hate and all that. And he's like, I know, but you charge $100 for the yoga pants. So you do discriminate against the poor. I'd rather have $20. I'd rather buy $20 racist yoga pants. It was so fucking true. It's like, you guys act so whole year than now, but you charge that much money.

Get the fuck out of here. What an outsting. I was like, I want to help Will Smith. It feels like, Will, you had your time. You in Beers, Chris Rob? Oh, get the fuck outta here. And I was thinking, I was like, I wonder how Will Smith feels now, it's like, Will you had your time? You in Bears, Chris Rod? Oh, pro. Now you, my God. No, I didn't see that cut out.

So, it's like, all right, Will you had your time, right? You had your day in you in Bears, Chris, and now he's taking what over a year, cause the, the, the, the Oscars of this weekend, or this weekend, yeah, Sunday. It's like, so you had your time and Chris didn't say much, it took it on the chin, literally took it on the chin literally took on the chin But now you fucked with the comic so now it's his turn

Revenge I saw like oh the end is the dish best served call lit him lit Oh like he's been working in the fucking kitchen getting this sauce ready dude I mean he ended his whole show that way the whole place that I was like how many times he called my bitch Oh, dude, I was like this and The last last I don't know my spoiling if I say what the last line is no, I don't think so I didn't yours It's all over social media the last line was it was heavy man. Yeah, it was fucking I Really think he's will Smith is gonna have a hard time for a while walking away from this has been oh yeah I mean legend. I mean

Stork moment. It's never happened before so inappropriate and you got to pay the party and then you got to eat now now will Smith You know he didn't get verbally you know physically slap it verbally is almost worse now I just you're fucking with Chris Rock one best ever the best ever to do it. Jada and D'Ai Chua, oh, Jada got dealt with. D'Ai, yeah. It's really interesting, man. It's like nobody, you know. But that's how this goes. That's how this goes.

You don't get away with that. And if you thought he forgot, or you thought he was like, but he can do a special not address all this. He did a, he waited till minute 61 It says the first ever live event. Yeah, I mean my Netflix. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, pretty cool. Fuck and then it gets uploaded to it Yeah, be interesting how many people watch that I Think a lot. I think a lot of people. Oh, tons tons tons

I would assume just as streaming was massive for Netflix. First time ever live on Netflix. I don't think he ever talks to Will Smith again. Or maybe he does, I don't know. I bet you they do over time. I think they should. I think there's all that, you know, it is what it is.

Forgiveness is important. Yeah, you don't hold that resentment. I'm sure Will is getting, I bet Will is expected this. He's like, yeah, that's what I get. I knew this was coming. Take your medicine. Yeah. It was good, though, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we talked about it on, I think Wednesdays with Brett Forte, but that Alex Murdoch, Trial, came to the conclusion. He got tried here at the judge said, oh, he said, well, maybe it wasn't you. Maybe the monster inside of you did it. And then the judge finished it off and goes, he goes, you're displaying clearly

is giving me the sentence I give you. But also, every night when you put your head down on that pillow and close your eyes, you're gonna see that boy who I'm sure you love that one time, looking back at you, because you murdered him and his mom. He's like, that's your sentence. It's like, cool.

And then, also, every night, he goes, I'm sure you will. It's gonna continue that's your sentence. It's like, oh, and then, ow, so, it's every night and you're, I'm sure you will. It's gonna continue that way. And now I'm gonna give you one life sentence for killing your son. Another life sentence for killing your wife. Have a good day. Son unfortunately has that red hair

and looks a lot like dad. But, just having a hard time. That's gotta be tough for that kid. Well, he has some charges had his way too for killing that young gay man. Oh, so he's, he was the kid. He was the kid. Well, both of some charges had his way too. We're killing that young gay man. Oh, so he's not the Hockey though. He was the kid. Yeah.

Well, both of them have issues. Well, they both kill people. Yeah. The whole family is dead. Or we don't know, but we don't know that he does, but a legend. The things never been, he was at the scene. The last person to talk to that young man who died is him. He had a sexual relation with him.

He thought, Oh, so is he a gay man? Yeah. And they're thinking, that's why he killed him, because he was going to talk about it, because he was sexual relation with him, he's fought. Oh, so is he a gay man? Yeah. And there's thing that that's why he killed him, because he was going to talk about it, because he was going to put shame on the family name. That's a bad person talking. Yeah, bad person. Well, I mean, the whole family, Jesus Christ. And the other brother was drunk and killed a girl.

Yes. And then also hit his girlfriend like terrible person. Yeah, these are not the whole thing dad dad is They killed the nanny pushed downstairs. Why? They see raised the son. Yeah, what yeah, oh you hear about this? No check this out Push the nanny down because he had a drug problem and she was the nanny so she would find she found his drugs So I can't only in the middle of this brought it to the the wife and the son and they're like you got to do you got a handle It's because he hid the, always like, like, there are, uh, uh, uh, oxy cotton pills on her son's bed

and she found them cleaning in the fucking room. So she brought it to their attention and then she was gonna like say some and they think the wife or the son killed her, pushed her, it bashed her head and hit her on the stairs. So then they said she tripped over the dog, which they nobody believes. So then tripped over the dog. So then they have their hands wiped with the cops, so they don't do investigation any of it. They don't do an opt-op thing, the body, nothing. And then he goes, don't worry, I'm going to take care of the family. And the guy, I think it was like $7 million because his name wasn't on the property. It's some weird insurance gap he figured out.

So that he got some million dollars. He's like, I'm going to give it on the property. It's some weird insurance gap he figured out. So that he got some million dollars he's like, I'm gonna give it to the family. The family never received a dime. So he's fucked. The whole thing, they're gonna be going through a long list of. Well, we're not an awful human being, man. He's just a terrible person. The fuck him.

Terrible, right? The whole family got to go. Just a total sociopath. But the whole family sucks. Yeah, the fucking terrible right the whole family got just a total sociopath But the whole family. Yeah, the whole family might have that issue. There's my one thing to be ugly, but mean to Right, right that's some very red hair. What I'd tell you about red hats I think that you might be from day one since you met me what I say never trust the red, you know, never trust a red They didn't write look at it ain't right look at that guy oh look at his eyes yeah he seems like a real sweetheart they said you have anything you say I didn't kill

my son or wife like come on do you give it up bro just tell us he's not chubby to back then huh oh man was he? He's lost a lot of weight. Yeah. Well, that's because of the drugs. He was doing a lot of drugs. Yeah. You mean, Murdoch was the father. What was his drug of choice? Uh, painkillers. Like you're spending something like crazy amount of money on it. Okay then. Okay then. Yeah, they have that hair. Yeah, they're trying to give him the detox he's like shaking on the couch and shit.

Yeah. Well, this is when the roosters come home to roost. Yeah, time to pay the chicken's come home to roost. Time to pay the piper. Time to pay the piper everyone. It's interesting, right? Well, he used two different guns. The thing that fucked him is his son,

because they have a dog kennel where the sun was shot. His son went live on Instagram and Alex, when they brought him in for question, he was, I was never there. Can't prove it was not there. Like, okay, cool, say less. They get a son's phone, they bring up his old instagram videos at the exact time five

minutes after he's murdered you hear his dad on the video come on yeah yeah yeah yeah they always say that's okay I lied I was there but I ran back in the house like okay dumbass we got it they say that sociopaths one one of the, I guess the most common reaction is when their caught, surprise, when they're actually, they can't believe they got caught. They can't believe they actually got caught, that it happened to them. They're like, wait, I'm actually going,

yeah, they're not so tough. Yeah, they're not mad that they killed somebody. They're mad that they actually got caught. They can't believe it. And so part of being a sociopath is thinking that you are God's favorite, that you're so special, that you can do anything and you never got caught. And so part of being a sociopath is thinking that you are God's favorite, that you're so special, that you can do anything and you never get caught.

So you can pull off huge financial schemes, you can kill your wife and your son. You can just, it'll all sloppy because I'll never catch you because you're smarter than everybody else. You're better. How could anybody be like? And the other thing is from narcissists and sociopaths. The people that I have known in my life

that are real narcissists, they, it's always someone else's fault. They can be standing on an old house. No, accountability, nothing. Always a someone else's fault. Common theme, common theme, what's a fault? No, that's never been a bad metaphor. That's their fault, in your life.

We've had those people around us. Yeah, you're like, okay, yeah. No accountability, is just everybody else's fault? Everybody else yeah. Yeah, no accountability. It's just everybody else as far as you're at your in your life because of everybody else. Yeah. And you're that old, that tracks. Okay. It's, it's, it's, it's never a good policy. It doesn't work out. No, never does. What do you got, kid? Taking a little scan here. Oh, so this is a little bit older, but so this is Wendy Williams talking about her weight loss. Oh, wait.

She had some health issues earlier. Yeah, just before you go into that, you know about this drug, ozempic, and it's really, everybody's taking that. Yeah. Ozempic? Yeah, it's a diabetes drug, but like everyone, it doesn't seem to have any real

side effects, but people are taking it. It gives you diarrhea. It does. People, it's, it kills your appetite. You take a shot a week and I know a guy who's taking it now. Injections? Injections. You've lost 90 pounds.

Yeah, to small like insulin meal. I know a ton of people that take it. I've seen it. You take, you take one shot once a week. The Kardashians took it, right? Yeah, they've done some other thing, but yeah, they're the ones who made it famous. But then also, it doesn't last forever

You can't just do it for the rest of your life. It has a shelf life. Oh really? Yeah Like after like I forget what it is like three months for months and your body rep reacts to it Everything gets up it to a certain amount and they could be hard work hard Work hard diet What did you think of that be I don't know we well because of when he will Wendy Williams losing all that weight. Oh, yeah, I might do it. Yeah, so I saw, there's the first time she's actually been in public since the weight loss, but she looks like this, not by the shaming, but, you know, she's a really tall girl too,

or she's tall and thick, but she feels like she's healthy now at 138. Huh, yeah. That's the kind of thing. Where her legs are so thick. It's very strange. Strange look. Yeah, yeah, the whole thing. Wow, that is a weird look.

She looks, there's been some work there. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what's going on. I thought she looked better when she was a little thicker. Yeah, it's definitely. Well, but I mean, if she's actually healthier now than that's great Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what's going on. I thought she'd like better when she's a little thicker. Yeah, it's definitely. Well, but I mean, if she's actually healthier now than that's great, but I don't know. It doesn't seem healthy, like there's a fine line there, right? Well, she the one who's husband and an upcheating on her

and something like that, yeah. She doesn't look tall. She's a character. Very, very unsteadied on her legs. Yeah, I think that guy must be super tall because I'm pretty sure she's tall. Yeah, she's not a short person. She's not that tall. That guy's a her legs. Yeah, I think that guy must be super tall because I'm pretty sure she's tall. Yeah, she's not short person. She's not that guy.

That guy's a giant then. Yeah. Um, she's probably what, five, seven. Funny if it's like she's six, seven. That guy's nine. Five, ten, that's tall. That's a big girl.

Yeah, when she was younger, she was a dime piece, right? Let me see her when she was, let me see those other pictures. Good at that. She's big, low said. That's a huge bitch. Yeah, that's such a good.

I do not know. I didn't say that. She's big, low did. Oh, said that's a huge bitch. Yeah, I did say that. Just big. Oh, did. I like to when she was right here. That's not what's healthy. Yeah, it looks healthy. Yeah. Or wait on her. Yeah. I'm right here to stuff the giant

bangers. Something. Where did those go away? What's that? Yeah. What do you mean? What's that? I'm talking about those huge fun bangers. I was just giant five. those awesome blossoms in the front

I know some big big yeah, yeah, well anyway, so rough but sometimes plastic surgery and stuff can be I don't think that's Well, she's that by series. I better wait last who knows what that's going on there But yeah, it doesn't seem like she seems healthy like there. Yeah, she doesn't look as healthy now even though she feels healthier So that's why I brought her home. How old is she? She's an older woman. That's been 50s, right? Her and Charlotte Mains started together.

I think Charlotte Mains work with her on radio. She's got lymphedema, 58. Yeah, okay. She's pretty for 58. Yeah, she's pretty. Yeah, cause she was a DJ, you know that? She's like a shock jock. That's how she got famous.

And so we're struggling in South Carolina. Yeah. She's pretty there. All right. And this is also a little bit older, but so that guy, Brian, how do you practice in co-burger? I'll go burger.

Co-burger, whatever. So there's a legislator, a lawmaker, that wants to, because I guess in that area in Idaho, there's a chance that they can't find lethal injections, like the chemicals they need, they can't, they're not sure they can do that. We can't ship it to. Although, it gives a fuck, just shoot them. Yeah, so this lawmaker is like asking for legislation to bring in a firing squad if they can't.

Here's a trivia question. When was the last time in France, when was the last time used the guillotine? When was the last time a criminal had their head cut off? 81. No, Maria, and to Nellie away before, about, I don't know, 70s? No?

90s. So you are, so it's actually, 1981 was when they made it illegal, 1977 was the last time that chop someone's head off the bottom of the gillity well she could go that like that's kind of got this job this gets head off but the only reason i knew that it's considering up yeah i know it's super painless the only reason i knew they're considering a firing squad is just the opposite said

light them up i mean i'll take i'll take all take fire squad over our electric he's guilty one hundred obviously. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I think he did murders in Washington They just same similar mirrors. Yeah, he studied some study Criminology to make sure he was a good like fucking murder. Yeah, light him up I'm a kid was he just fucking bazooka did then video of someone that looked like him at the Memorial yeah, yeah, I thought I was saying yeah real psychopath Did they in video of someone that looked like him at the memorial?

Yeah, yeah. Was that him? Yeah, real psychopath. Yeah, just like to see what he had done. They were such beautiful kids. Yeah, terrible. And he does, just reality, he does look like a freaking killer. You gotta kill him.

There's no reason to put him in prison. When do you think you're gonna get caught, Chin? Do I look like a killer? A little bit. A little bit. I don't know. Really? If I found out you were killing people, I think I fucking told you.

I never knew it. I never knew it was said. We didn't know anything about the private life. I was like, what do you do this weekend? You know, to stuff. Huh! Oh, it's stuff. I've been to my family camera, Brad Moodle.

And by stuff, do you mean quartering a human being, draining of his blood in your bathtub, and putting it in your room? I'm mom camera breast family came over about noodles. And my stuff, do you mean quartering a human being, draining of his blood in your bathtub, and putting it in your room? And my mom came over, breast of noodles, all week and no? And what did you eat with those noodles? Right, a human liver. Cool.

I do love liver, my deans. I know. Yeah, I bet you do, please. Man liver. Real quick, Georgie, are these little two older we good with these? I asked what would happen with him and jail. Probably two old.

Right, and this prison guard was like, he'll just be considered a weirdo. It'd be fine. Who? Yeah, he didn't kill any kids, but he's also on being general pop. He'll just be weird. People are bad at that time.

You know what, I was talking so, and you know how in prison, even when we had homeboy on, we were talking about prison, we're like, oh, any butt stuff. You ever thought about, I was talking to somebody who's been in the prison, we're like, amen.

All the gay stuff you gotta stop, that's a Hollywood agenda. That's these directors making prison movies because they have this weird gay fantasy. Prison ain't like that, dude. He's like, it's really not made, for sure there's some gay guys in there and there's the lady boy stuff,

but in general, you don't have to worry about getting fucked all the time. He's like, that's what Hollywood decided to make you guys think. He's like, because these directors, like, whoever this director is, they have this idea like, man, oh, and they're gonna fuck each other. He's like, it's not like that, and it ain't easy.

No. He's like, does guys get raped and stuff? Does that happen? Yeah, is it a reoccurring prom all the time? Is the first thing you, no. My buddy said that. He's like, that's because you go in, you're thinking that because of Hollywood.

My buddy said that there are a lot of guys that give it away. Like there are gay men in prison. Yeah, so you don't have to. Yeah, and there's this whole thing. But he's saying it's not like this big fuck fest when he walked in. He's like, that's Hollywood make you think like, oh, prison, guys, you know what I'm saying?

Girls, we have a fuck. Well, think about it, like he's like, it's not like, how long I'm in prison, I'm not gonna find you more attractive. It's not like, hold him down. I gotta get it. I mean, at least, but this guy at a good point, right? He's like, no, that him down. I gotta get it. I mean, at least, but this guy had a good point, right? He's like, no, that's the Hollywood

agenda did. Yeah. He's like, prison's not like that. And everyone's bustin' nuts and butts. Alrighty. So we talked about, sorry, I let you know. I'm right. Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. You sure? Remember that girl that killed the Husky? He thinking it was a wolf.

God damn, she killed more? No, this is a different hunter. Oh, it's like this bitch is just a serial killer, this part. So this is in Danbury, Connecticut. I think this was a Glover Tixeris from as well. So this hunter, he's like in his 60s. Well, that's where Glover trains.

He's from the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah, trains. So this hunter killed two different dogs. The dogs got out of their gate because I think the owners said that a bear might have cracked it open So they left yeah, and then the guy thought it they were coyotes So he killed them and skin them and these are the dogs right here. Well, well that's that so my German Shepherd looks a lot like a coyote

Yeah, I'm so this is probably closer to the yeah, yeah, but I would I would know that's a fucking dog I would know that's a fucking dog. That's so cool. I'm so glad dude. It's a real problem. It's a real problem, these two. It's hard. But people also see what they wanna see, right? So like there was a big ass cougar,

there's a coyote in my yard, big ass coyote. Never once was like, that's a dog. Because I'm not trained to think that way. Out there in the sticks, where you gotta worry about all that shit. Like, I believe in sticks though. It's got some parts in the back yard, I've spent. So what parts of connect get in the sticks man, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. You know, up near, not feeling that hat and you're skinning a fucking Dalmatian, you got problem. Yeah and you gotta just look at that dog, no that's a dog and go out here, but how you doing if the dog comes over to you, you know.

Yeah and also their mannerisms, if the dog's wagging at the end. You know, you're hunting and you're just so, you're itching to shoot anything, you know. Yeah, and also their mannerisms. If the dog's wagging its tail. You know, you're hunting and you're just so, you're itching to shoot anything, you know. I gotta admit, Brian, I think some of those hunters probably do that. It might have been dark. You see an animal.

You know, fuck, that is his shoots. What is it? Dock. And he's skinned. Skinned him alive. I mean, because you could see him in, like next to your face after they're dead, right? Like you could tell it's a dog, right?

He said the dog's heads were removed. I'm remin' missing. I'm sorry, but this all gets a little like my chop is head off and I'm a skin him as well so I can stuff the head. Might be a guy who gets off I'm killing dog. He said he's embarrassed by this and all that stuff and he's sparking a charge. He's like, I'll take the heads off my mantle. It's embarrassing. Yeah. So it's like daddy, what do you have two German shepherds heads on your fire? Well, there is this fucking idiot in in Australia this guide and They're up in the northern territory on the river and he's it's a canoeing that's the stick right? Yeah

Now obviously, so what do you not do in the rivers of northern Australia? What do you not do? I don't go and pulls in Australia. Thank you. Yeah, no water. But if the river is murky, if it's brown sediment, then I don't. River. Man grows. What do you not do? Yeah. And if he's something over there, it's not a log. It's a it's a alligator. It's a sea. It's a saltwater crocodile. Right. We're not friendly. Yeah. So dumb dumb has 13 people and and he They you know make camp and stuff like that and He just figured he saw some like Muscle freshwater muscles that looked like them. They've been eaten and there was some maybe somebody built a fire

And he had seen aborigines that like day before who maybe were washing in some part of the bank. Yes, so he goes. So he goes. Yeah, he goes. It's now get this. It's nine p.m. And dumb dumb says, let's go swim in the water hole.

It's fine to swim over here. We can do that. And everyone's like, yeah. And they all went, yay. And they jumped in the water. Yeah. And well, the river's over there. I don't know if you know, Kragath swim.

And as they're all frolicking in the water, they come back out, they come, well, luckily, they just come back out of the water. And one of the women is missing. She's just gone. They were playing. They're all like, and she just disappeared because what they do is, you don't scream, they go,

and we'll see you later. Yeah. Like that. And then how about this, they're like, you know, come to think of it, I did feel something big brush my leg. And another person goes, I did hear her go, ah, like that, but I thought she was choking.

And then of course they, they know, 15 foot crocodile, still had her in the mouth and fought for in the morning as the summer's coming up Like it's just yeah, yeah, just wait for it to rot. Yeah, wait and for it to Jesus Christ and and this dumb this phoenix dumb guy Tell me a phone. Well, he got they brought him up on criminal charges because he's rightfully so they're all sitting there And this dumb guy was like well, I figured that aborigines had been there and I figured Safe if they were swimming so you didn't know you fucking idiot as you were Let's take extreme ownership here, right? Yeah, so if I'm on that hunt or whatever the fuck That if I'm on that weird gate. I'm never getting in that water. I'm not weird at night at night

Amazon feel tonight and then you'll let's get in the water and go, one question. Yeah, one question. Are you telling me, you know for a fact, there's no salt water crops in there if you go, there could be a, we're not going. There's never. How stupid.

How stupid. His excuse was, well, I figured they were, they were fresh water and so they don't attack humans. But you saw all the giant crocodiles on the bank. His punch was should be swimming in that water. I mean. They should go, I dude, you guys deal with what she dealt with. You got to make it from this bank to that bank.

Did you see the wild crock country? Did you see that on Netflix? No dude, insane. Holy shit. He has to catch huge crocodiles. Dude, crock. Relocate them. Giants.

I never saw it. I still want you to know how to crock. Oh, they're so... They're kind of crocks. Uh, uh, uh. Eee. Me, me, me, that's so... I know, crap. Uh, uh, uh. Yyy. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I know but you know crack. I just seen one so if I'm on YouTube and it goes and this is why you never swim I could got it to make me to like the woman Her can you start getting attacked by a giant crock? And she goes okay?

I'm gonna jump from here my boat. She's a little heavy Jump my boat No, you do it. I'm gonna do it My boat. No, actually. Do it. I'm gonna do it. You guys, and she, the boat didn't have, you know, when you push off a boat, it doesn't really have any.

Yeah, oh, there's, you just not on the floor, grab some skills. Oh, she goes, and she goes, she's stepping onto the tree. Mr. Crocodile comes up and grabs her right between the legs. Yeah. Puls her into the water. It starts to roll her. She was a bigger woman. So she

starts sticking her fingers in the things nostril. Rightfully so. Um, Mr. Crocodile, I let her go. She was like, holy shit. Let me try to pull myself up on the train. That she hasn't been doing a lot of pull ups. So she's like, I can't. Crocodile grabs the old leg, rips it wide open. Oh shit. Gives her another death roll. She's like, I'm going under her. Oh my God. She survived. For whatever reason.

She will fear for a mountain house. She then stings her fingers again in his nostrils. Not, she thinks it's the eyes, but it's actually the nostrils. The crocodile's like, I don't like your fingers and my fucking nostrils. Let's go. Somehow, let's her go and she climbs up the mud bank, but she keeps falling back down because she's grabbing,

she's, and she finally makes it. Because the alligator is just like, holy shit man. She tries to walk collapses, cause her leg is completely fucked up. She dies. She dies party founder. She survived. Oh fuck yeah.

She survived. You think she lost weight? That cock is waiting for her though, didn't move. Oh he's waiting for her to roll back down. Like a fucking toothy roll. She was a feminist professor Toad feminism and was it a male like alpha male crocodile? I fucking knew it was a party was full of men. That's called circle of life. It's the circle of life Man, at least you fought a good fight though. Can you imagine I'm gonna just step on this? Okay, right the fucking right in the old push

I'm gonna just step on this. Okay, right in the fuck. Right in the old push. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, anywhere but there. And he's like, you know what, let me try that big, I stick right here. Right in the old, right in the tank. I got the tank, the front of the push,

the back, right in the back. She got teeth in her ass, old fish. Oh yeah, yeah, 100%. I'm gonna grab you right there. Gaze, I'll take that Are you gonna take a big step onto a tree? No, it's what I do. I am bush and I can come out of the water I'm gonna wrap that shit. I knew he was late. Oh Jesus Christ or did she survive because she's such a thick girl That might have been it. She's a big big lady. She's I had a double down again bigger. Huh? Just to take the crocs. Yeah bigger lady Jesus Christ Jesus Christ right. Yeah. I had read about it

before. Yeah. I had read about it before and she was like boy I think I'd rather just die. She let go of the brands because she thought she was gonna get her leg pulled off. She goes I'd rather just drown. No see that we don't believe that right because she's not thinking that way. She You should have the strength. Hey, hey, here's the thing, you had to go after him, bitch. No, yeah. It wasn't like you were gonna power muscle up and pull. Why? Because their bites had the strongest of anything

in the animal cage. And why, because you're 3,000 pounds. You're just 300 pounds, you can't do a push up. Anything you're gonna pull your wet body with this lip leg up. What do we always say, Bren? You sink to the level of your training, right? And when a crocodile comes on, what happens is your freeze.

You don't rise to the level. You freeze up. But the crocodile gets hit. And everything gets hit. This bitch didn't sink. This bitch didn't sink. At all. No.

She's a big girl. I root her ass whole off. Rits a leg off. She kept on fighting. Might not have tasted good. That's true. You know what I mean? You don't have to think you were fucked, didn't I?

They don't care. They don't care. They don't care. What else you got, too? All right. Before George's kind of, there's, since you guys are talking about crocodiles and alligators, this just happened the last few days, oh, not this one. Another person walking by a fucking Florida river bank.

It is Florida. Good job. Yeah. This is Florida, and this is Gator going through offense. There's no sound, unfortunately, but this is a Gator going through offense and look off easily gets through there. Oh, he's just pulling off the fence.

That's a strong animal. I see a fit that. It didn't show all the way, but I mean, I'm sure he got it or he made it. He's like, fuck your fence. Oh my God. Yeah, so this one, Georgia. So I saw a video of a six foot to

238 pound D line men who ran a four Four four and then posted a four three nine. What? What it's this kid here first from the Albanan Defon or Noah what's his name Wait, he's black. Nolan Smith. Because what? What? Well, that quarter black. Wait, is he white or black? I'm asking, I don't know.

He's black. That makes a difference. I'm not saying there's anything. That's him right there. You're surprised. Yeah. That quarter back for four is a fucking freak, too. Really?

I wasn't even running full speed. That's what he said. Can I see this? Yeah, I'm not sure we can play this. Oh? I wasn't even running full speed. That's what he said. Can I see this? Yeah, I'm not sure we can play this game. Oh my God! This was the 4.4. 6 to 240 pounds, so he's outside back. He's gonna rush in.

You're at a 4.39. Are you fucking kidding? Could you tell he's out fast from that? Yeah, he's fucking rolling. I mean, think about that kind of thing. So this is him compared to a sequins, defon digs, and a non-Jay hobby. And Christian McAfrican, which is nuts.

You're much faster than those two. Those two are so fast on the field. Oh my lord. That's nuts. It's stupid. Wonderful. Crazy. And that's all it's friends, all it's college buddies,

supporting them during the combine. That's just wonderful. Because they know how fast it is. Yeah. Crazy. And that's all it's friend, all it's college buddies, supporting him during the combine. That's just worth it. Because they know how fast he is. Yeah. They like watch this. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, he's gonna get drafted high now. Is a Russian.

Lord, so he would be a, he's a, what a defensive end? He'd be like a Von Miller type. Like a hyper there. Like a middle line back, outside of my back. Out, out there, a Russian. What's the difference in a middle line back in an outside line back? Outside of my back is kind of line back outside line back. Out. Out. Yeah. Rush. What's them? You know, middle line back. And then outside line back outside line back. Outside line backers kind of like outside line backers after cover the tight ends, the receivers, the and they get a rush.

So they get to be fast. Especially this is the new standard like the fast. Was that what, uh, uh, or locker was? No, no, uh, Lawrence Taylor was. He was. Erlac was a middle line backer. What's this, Jim? All right, this should be the last one. This is Italy, and I guess two guys were vacationing with their friends in this area, and they rent. I don't know if they rented or these are their Ferraris,

but there's two different Ferraris in this little turn here, right? And I'll show you the video. Tell me they drive. I love this. So apparently this is a very sharp turn and they were probably racing. There's no audio to this either, but there's a regular car just going whatever. Oh, both of them flew and hit this.

First of all, it's a Pista, 48 Pista, which are bad about. They named him here, which I don't know what the hell that is. That's the end of that. 296 GTB and a F12 Berlin You know, they get really fucked in the F12 and 296G They had to get to the hospital for sure. I'm not sure how badly they were go back Chin I'm pretty sure it's a piece though. They might be off. You mean like why I've had a F12 Rewinded everyone rewind a little bit. Let me see positive. We keep going. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that.

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I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I don't know if you can do that. I think so someone even mentioned that the person with this house probably set up a camera because cars did fly into the pool or something in their backyard before. That's why they said. I made that doubt that I done it's a real problem. Cars flying the pool. I think they set up a camera with a backyard, the glass fucking door there.

And that's a ring because I have the same thing. That's crazy. But I also make that wall the same wall and floor, so Gators can't fucking get through it. I know, that was, dude, two cars. That way that much. Not through, yeah. Get your time, too. Yeah.

Damn, they got your time, fuck. It's an F12 Berlin Nita. Berlin Nita. Yeah, one of them burned up. If you fast forward here, you'll see one of them does burn up, the other one doesn't. But that one's like smoking like crazy. This one here. That's the final.

Over there. There. All right. What a sharp turn. They just didn't see it. Just keep going forward. I mean, they must've been racing. That happens.

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