The Fighter & The Kid - Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua Is a Horrible Idea | TFATK Ep. 1148
Episode Date: December 16, 2025On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down the news that Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua is actually happening — and why this fight is... way more dangerous than people think.Brendan explains why Anthony Joshua is on a completely different level as a boxer, why the size and power difference matters, and why this matchup shouldn’t even be close. He also talks about why a loss wouldn’t hurt Jake Paul’s brand at all, but why a win would completely flip the boxing world upside down.They get into why Jake Paul’s past opponents don’t compare, what real heavyweight power looks like, how this fight even came together, and why this is the moment the Jake Paul experiment gets truly tested.The rest of the episode moves through road stories, hunting talk, sports, and the usual TFATK chaos. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkAura - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/FIGHTER Promo Code FIGHTERDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app TODAY! New customers, bet just $5, and if your bet wins, you’ll instantly get paid $200 in bonus bets with code FIGHTER.Sisu: Road To Revenge - For more info, go to https://www.sonypictures.com/movies/sisuroadtorevengeBeam - And right now, Beam is giving you up to 30% off for a limited time. Just head to http://shopbeam.com/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER at checkout.O'Reilly Auto Parts- https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Yes, we did, because we back at it again.
It's the fighter and the kid.
This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on, baby.
Here we go, buddy.
It's late.
You're cruising with Chaos 107-5.
Fighter and the Kid.
It's late at night.
It is 8 o'clock at night.
The highways wide, opening a little congested on the 405 over there.
A little congested on the 405.
We're the late show because we don't believe him waking up real early in the morning.
If you've ever seen those radio guys who have to wake up over 30, 40 years.
They don't look good.
It's a tough one.
They're up at 3.30 in the morning.
You can never get used to it.
You never quite get used to it.
But not anymore.
Those jockeys, they used to make bang, dude.
They used to be a big deal.
Yeah.
My boy Willie B. in Denver's still crushing it.
He's a big car guy, too.
Has a car show, just a bunch of shit.
But in general, those jockeys are kind of gone, huh?
There are still some holdouts, but yes.
I love it.
I still listen.
I prefer to listen to baseball in AM.
I like sports.
I like college football on AM or ESPN radio.
This guy, there's a great, what I did, I was in San Diego and 1035 rock.
1035, the Fox.
They're so good.
They're so funny.
They're so professional, right?
Like, when you get around those real dudes, they're so good.
Like, if you listen to Jim Norton, because he was doing radio for so long, you listen
in his podcast, like, this motherfucker's so good.
Funny, witty.
Dicks.
Like, we're not radio guys.
When you listen to, like, the pros, the actual pros.
They're time, everything's timed in chunks, discipline.
There's no.
Like our boy Rick in, uh, in, uh, floor, uh, florex in, in, uh, in Denver?
Yeah.
Yeah, Rick and, yeah, Rick and who Matt McChesney's on.
McChesney, yeah.
He and, uh, and Kathy, Rick and Kathy.
Yep, Rick and Kathy.
They're great.
They're great.
Great.
There's no more radio, really.
Yeah, I missed that.
Remember Uncle Purvey?
Was that his name?
Uncle, what was his name?
Oh, I don't know.
Uncle Pervy.
I think that's your.
There was that guy in Denver, uncle.
Uncle Purvey here. Hey, kids, going to school.
Who wasn't Uncle Purvey?
Make sure you call in and say hi to your Uncle Purvey.
Call in. Tell your mom sign that.
Tell your mom sign the waiver I said.
Maybe I'm wrong.
You're listening to Chaos 107.5.
It's Uncle Purvey.
Yeah.
Uncle Pervy.
I did his thing in Denver.
Probably should change the name in this current climate.
Well, it was a long time ago.
Yeah, it used to be fun.
First time I was there.
I don't know if that's in.
Maybe not.
I don't fuck it.
Oh, dude, I was thinking about you.
So I went to Ways to Will, right?
I went Ways to Well.
I was getting all my stuff, getting healed up, getting feeling, I was feeling a run down, got my IVs, got all my blood checked.
Your boy's feeling good.
In walks Adam Green Tree.
Okay.
So Adam is the best bow hunter on planet Earth.
He's from Australia.
I was going to say, don't know who that is, but I'm like it.
You would, though.
He came to my show up.
No, he's not big.
No, he's not big at all.
So he's there.
And he goes, you don't remember.
I'm like, of course I do, dude, get over here.
We give a big hug, and we're talking.
And I go, oh, dude, you appreciate this.
I went on my first hunt like two weeks ago.
It was really, you know, he's Australian.
That's fucking made.
I go, yeah, yeah, you'd love me.
He goes, oh, cool.
And he goes, let me see.
So I bring him up a picture.
And he goes, huh.
He looks like, he goes, huh.
I go, what?
He goes, that's gay.
And I go, excuse me?
I haven't seen him in like four years.
I love you.
I love you, Adam.
He goes, that's gay.
I go, how is hunting in any facet gay?
He goes, you used a gun?
And I go, guns are gay?
He goes, yeah.
And he goes, guns are how I look at the way you look at electric cars.
You know how you think electric cars are gay?
I think guns are gay.
He hunts crocodiles and grizzlies.
With a bow.
With a bow.
So we're talking about you, you ever shot a bug?
Yeah, when I was a kid, I had a bow.
My dad would take me to the range from probably seven to 12 years old.
I'd go pretty often.
That's me and my dad's thing.
At a camo bow, right?
And I said, yeah, when I was a kid, I used to do it a lot, but I went down in a hot sack.
And he was, oh, what are you doing tomorrow?
And this was Thursday.
I'm like, I don't know.
He just meet me at an archery country.
I've never heard of it, right?
I drive down there, and I figured it would be there 30 minutes, you know?
I'm like, I'll be there 30 minutes.
I told Joe, I'm like, I'll be in and out.
Don't worry.
Dude, I'm there for five hours.
There for five hours.
I walk in.
That's my boy Tyler's place.
I know.
I love Tyler.
So I'm there.
I'm there.
I walk in.
See Tyler, me and him are talking.
I'm going to hook up his truck, right?
So me and him are talking about things.
And then Adam goes, all right, man, let's get you measured up.
I'm like, huh?
He's going to measure it up.
And so they take my fucking wingspan.
I was like...
Daddy's got a wingspan.
It was like 80.
So then they give me the bow.
And he's like, dude, you're going to be able to fucking get some freaking torque with this thing.
You can pull like a 90-pound bow, no problem probably.
Yeah, yeah.
What's Joe and Campbell?
Okay.
So they're nine.
Whatever they're doing.
Okay.
You can do that.
so as i was saying mine's 70 right now but i did i did ask him i said what's joe and uh campull
and they said 90 all right cool you so i get the 90 you know whatever so yeah so they have mine at
70 and they go you don't want 90 especially when you first starting out because they're like
when you start hunting animals because you have to do this like a lot of guys have to do this
like you got to be smooth so you want it here so they said all this bow and all this shit
And then Adam's like, that's your bow.
Excuse me?
And it's a dope-ass bow.
Carbon fiber, all this.
Gave it to you.
I, listen.
I don't need that bow, but your boy got that bow.
You got that bow.
And your son might need it eventually.
So then they go, let's go to the range.
I'm like, okay, I'm a little nervous because he's literally the best in the world.
It's like Jordan, be like, hey, when you shoot your free throw, you should fucking listen, right?
Yes.
So he goes, and I thought he was going to train me out him and goes, I'm not that good at.
I can give you some pointers.
You need tank.
This big, dude.
I know tank.
Dude, I've had so many coaches in my life.
I've been so fortunate.
I've had great coaches.
Buddy, tank, when it comes to bow and arrows?
He's zen.
Bubba.
Really?
He's the Phil Jackson of teaching people to shoot a fucking bow and arrow.
So he goes, this is what we're going to do, whatever.
He goes, it usually takes me 50 arrows to get someone to shoot a bull's eye.
He goes, you got 50?
I'm like, oh, yeah, all day, buddy.
Within five, boom.
Then your boy.
I call it group it.
Started grouping?
Then your boy's group.
You were a grouper?
Oh,
should I call you the grouper?
Oh, I went, I looked around.
I went, oh, it's group city.
Oh, it's group city.
Where do you want it, Tanky?
You all grouped up.
Where do you want it, tank, tank?
What?
Because you gave your boy the knowledge, and now it's time.
And you got a steady hand because you ain't, you ain't having a tough time pulling all that stuff.
I said, hey, Adam, just how they do it down under?
Shink, shank, shank.
How far away were you?
You know the range.
Okay.
So then I told Adam.
Adam, it's the range, yeah.
So I told Adam, I said, uh, hey man, like, should I be pulling a 90?
So I'm so big and that's what he told me.
He goes, no, because if you even have to do even this a little bit, animals see it and they run.
He goes, but they don't see this.
He goes, he goes, and I shoot with a 70 or 80.
I says, is that powerful enough to take out like big ass animals?
He goes, oh, mate, it goes through.
He goes, I shot, I think he should have 70 or 75, he was telling me, he said he was hunting a water buffalo.
they're enormous and he goes
they're enormous
bro he goes the water buffalo the ribs
are I guess they're like a little slanted
so when they turn it's a shield
and it's hard to get through that
even with those big 90 pound air
like 90 it's tough to get through it
wow he was this how powerful 70 or 80 pounds
he was pulling he goes out of 80
he said pulled back
and the only thing could hit because it was like
kind of stirring away from him
shot him in the ass and the butt cheek
it goes through the butt cheek
out his mouth
holy fucking yeah
I'm like what
dude I was there just whack
I couldn't get enough of it I loved the whole routine
yeah that's very zen
oh dude I loved it so then they gave me a target
at home at home over the weekend
pop pop wow
call me Rambo
all of a sudden you gotta get one of those like foam
that's what I have that's really cool
yeah I got one that's great
I feel like you would like it I would maybe yeah
yeah maybe i don't know probably we'll see if they have 10 pounds right got two small kids i'm pretty
busy traveling it is a lot of time a lot of time a lot of time i'd rather spend my time on a jujitsu mat or
in a boxing ring like i do in the mornings yeah i feel you yeah i feel you you you do gotta physically
i get a workout and i feel good yeah i know that it is something where if you're gonna do it like
you can't you got to do it a lot i would do it only if i was going to go hunting see i'm going hunting
with Adam. That's good. Next week.
That's good. Bo hunting?
Bo hunting. Where are you going to go?
I don't want he said around here two hours away.
Get yourself some meat.
Hary hot meat for my last kill.
Get some real meat.
I'd like a little of meat.
How about getting old, how about getting old bryce some meat?
You know what I'm saying?
I'll get some trisel. You want some strapped back strap back?
Yeah, backstrap. Strap back?
Strap back.
Strap back. I'm a hunter. Strap back.
Yeah.
Strap back.
It's a very honest mistake.
Strap back.
yeah i loved it though it's hunting is really fun when you do it with the right friends because
you're just laughing the whole time it's i think adam's an awesome dude a we've always hit it off
but b he's so baba he's so you would like it because you like greatness he's so good yeah so i asked
tank because he was this tank guy the way he was coaching me i'm like dude this is insane dude
you're like the fucking eral whisper what was he telling give me an example so but i was asking him i go
how long been doing he goes oh buddy since i was in
diapers my daddy hunt and he goes and he's a he's like 500 pounds yeah big boy he's like jelly roll but
taller giant hand giant and he goes I've always been big he goes so when I was a kid the only thing
they would give me is a man's bone arrow like a men's he's like so I grew up with that so I got good
really fast and so he was I'm talking tiny dude he's like so I've been doing it all my life I'm like
fuck how did he teach you Adam like breathing stance uh yeah stance so feet straight and then and then
you're, you're hearing that socket when you pull back.
Yeah.
You pull back and your elbows up.
And then you're not, you're not doing this.
You're like, it's like a pull through.
It's a pull through.
So you're not, you put, just squeezing your finger though, right?
Like this.
And then, and then what are you doing with that arm?
That arm can't be just straighter because that thing is that.
So, so you, most people, well, not most people, real bow people, you know, you don't hold it like this.
You put it like in this crevice here.
So you, you're holding it basically with like this.
Mm.
You're holding it like this.
Mm.
And then your forearms out of the way, so it doesn't get all these marks.
Because I was getting all these marks.
I was like, oh, buddy, you're holding it wrong.
You were wearing a forearm guard.
No, no, no, no.
Because that'll cut you deep sometimes.
Yeah, I wasn't bad.
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
It's very meditative.
Yeah, so I was, I had to go pick the kids up from school.
I get there at 10.30.
I go, what time is they go three?
I'm like, oh, fuck.
I got to go.
There's a book called Zen and the Art of Archery.
I didn't know.
It was gay.
Very fair.
I didn't know I didn't know shooting guns was gay he's gay man there's levels to this hunting
game too it's hunting game but I had no clue you're hunting grizzly bears with a bow and arrow if
you miss you're gonna have a huge problem I'm a realist I'm not ready for that yet no no no
no those those stupid deer those deer those dears are my well well now well now oh no yeah we're
to get ourselves some deer that's a good time not as loud you know adam told me though
kind of hurt my feelings goes let's do pigs for the first time wait
he goes to be easy for you yeah yeah you ready once time out i tell me i say i see the groups though
right yeah you see i said adam can you see over there's the thing he's the farther away
he blind see the grouping piggy poohs a little farther away though right and they move sometimes
they charge you it's an issue i welcome that i don't think you want a big old
A hunter
A hunter
A hunter
A full-blown hunter now
Dice up with them tusks
Full-blown hunter
But they dice you out with them tusks
Oh my kids love
You might just get into hunting
Yeah
Bow hunting
Now you might get into it
To bow hunting
Because again when I went
And shot the gun
I've never been
Yeah I like physical shit
You gotta harvest the meat
Put it in a backpack
You also can't
Like Adam was like
You gotta do it the proper way
He's like you need to like
Go out and hunt
He's like what you did
Was in a hunt
What you did was a murder
That's right.
You sat there, they showed up, you shot him.
He's like, you got to have a bone arrow.
There's nothing like it.
I'm telling you.
And he goes, you're going to love it.
It's incredible.
Even with a rifle.
Because when I was shooting, like whenever I go to the gun range and I shoot, after about 10 minutes, I'm like, check please.
You need a challenge.
Yeah.
You need to be tracking a specific kind of animal.
Oh, that's a dough.
We're looking for bucks.
You know what my ultimate goal is?
I'm going to hunt you.
Huh?
What?
You know how when you're hunting, they say go for the old.
older one?
Yeah.
Because he's had a...
Can I ask you a question?
He's at his time, right?
Yeah.
What happens?
Have you seen...
Have you seen...
What happens when the hunter becomes a hunted?
Yeah.
You know how when you see those old stupid dare?
They're like, you're like, buddy.
It's go time.
The winter's coming.
I'm gonna do you solid.
You know what I say now?
You know what I say?
Because I'm so good.
You're kind of like that, right?
I'm so good at being just being...
I'm so good.
You're skinny, so you hide behind the tree.
I'm so good.
I'm so good.
good at staying hidden and i go like this i go like this when i see that you're hunting me with your
team i go like this i go i've been waiting for this moment my whole life did i no when the hunted
becomes the hunter and your friends start falling all around you with god shots
well and then you just hear this should have stayed home brenan should have stayed at home
You haven't seen my boy, Adam, shoot a bow and arrow yet.
You ain't going nowhere.
What is that?
Because I want one.
Dude, this is an, bro, this is an olypop.
I'm not sponsored by them.
I don't work with them.
Buddy, when I say fucking refreshing, I know I'm, I sound old right now.
I'm a hunter.
Dude, when I say refreshing, they're ginger ale will fuck me sideways.
Well, I'd like one.
Have a sip of that.
Dude, this is the Chris Apple.
when it's ice cold, it is the best thing
it will touch your old crooked teeth.
Go ahead and get you.
Now remember, it's not ice cold.
Imagine that ice cold.
The ginger ale, the classic cola one, buddy.
See, that ain't it, is it, Chen?
That's simply pop, bud.
It's it, Ollie.
Ollipop.
That's very nice.
Imagine that ice cold.
I think that's real apple, right?
Yeah, dude, three grams of sugar.
That's got something to say.
I feel good drinking it, too.
no that's that's got something to say don't they have something to say yeah little
olipop three dollars a can three dollars a can sorry boy eric for virgina in naples
he says hi love him he's the best the best he's the best he's the best
those three right there fuck me dude you want fucking crisp shit she was that ginger ale
really this gets down real stupid and red it's gonna make a threat about it dude i just
figured out i tasted i went holy fuck this tastes like ginger my girl goes
I was, well, ginger's in the name.
It's ginger ale.
I went, holy shit, you're right.
Well, fuck me sideways.
Well, fuck me sideways.
I'm a, I'm a ginger-loving hunter.
They have to be cold because this one's a little lukewarm, so it's not as good.
Those are the fucking things, buddy?
You're living, bud.
Yeah.
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did you go the restaurant every time i'm done do you know when you're done with your show he's got a
spread waiting for you yeah the best i mean come on hey why but pineapple paradise get that
shit on my face that i bet that root beer's fucking great got a lot of different colors what are we gonna
ask me um what uh your wife he's in florida too the whole fam's in florida
whole fams in florida um why because she's got family down there so we do christmas down there
oh you're staying down there the whole oh oh okay now that makes sense you stupid fuck yeah
and then traveling i got tampa at 8 30 at night yeah so you're
And then when you fly back on Thursday?
Wednesday.
After a pod.
Ooh.
Yeah.
But you know what?
At least we're in the middle.
It's not like L.A. to Florida.
That's a motherfucking trip.
You know what?
It's fine.
Two and a half hours?
Yeah.
Two hours and 15 minutes.
Yeah, that's not bad.
That's what it is.
That's easy.
I don't mind, man.
I'd like to fly private, but I'm not.
You know.
You know how that goes.
And that's it, bud.
That's it.
Anything else going on on the weekend?
A lot of people died.
Rob Reiner.
wife killed by their son slit their throat god he always had problems but they said he got an
argument at conno o'brien's christmas party like two days before the day before he looks little crazy
also look at him though yeah well he had a history drug problems he can anyone look at him like well
that guy's gonna murder somebody yeah he had he had major he looks crazier now though he had major
he looks fat now right yeah well he has he was homeless for a while that's the same guy how are you
that's him yeah oh let me see him now
Is that the whole squad?
You can see he's completely crazy.
Oh, why?
Because I had a red carpet and he's in a fucking warm-up jacket?
Yeah, he's not well.
He's not doing well.
And he's definitely not doing well anymore.
That is such an unspeakable tragedy.
Like, that's, the siblings are left.
I wonder how they feel.
Hey, you lost your mom, dad, and your brother.
Oh, hell no.
Look at that fucking current event.
Amy Schumer and her husband got a divorce.
This pig loses.
weight. I didn't mean to say pig. This fucking oinker loses weight and then divorces.
Yeah, I'm not a fan. What happened when you're all fat? What happened? I thought that was the
life. I thought everything was all good. You told us body positive. Then you lose weight. You
divorce your fucking husband and were the bad people. Well, she, uh, she's tough. And she deleted every
picture where she's fat from her Instagram. Do you know that? Yeah. She's, hey, listen. There's
Google oinkers well listen um at the end of the day what is it the uh uh
the the ozempic is like cheap but blah blah blah chris and i have made a difficult
decision to end our marriage after seven years we live each other very much i got skinny
i moved on to black men wow wow impressive i dropped some pounds and thought i could
bag a basketball player not because he's hot james beard award winning chef who can still pull
some hot tail oh so yeah basically that's exactly what i don't give a fuck about her but anyway
she's a bad person um yeah um yeah she's just look at him he's exhausted yeah he's like i'm a
fucking chef and you eat all the goddamn food i bring it home every night you fucking devour it
nobody gets to try it imagine getting skinny and then fucking divorcing that's like you getting
jacked and then divorcing your wife
yeah and I'm gonna get jacked
well we'll see
um man well there you go
you know what he's probably better off
you think look at his face in that
he doesn't look very happy yeah look at his face
they're like miserable yeah
it is what it is man
it is what it is yeah she's gotta look like that
hey you know what you know when we were thinking about moving here
everyone goes get ready for the summers dude
get ready this summer wasn't
shit no not a single soul went buddy these winters are no punk i went to the gym at four in the
morning it was 30 degrees that's right don't get it twisted 30 degrees dex can be super cold it's not
the best weather okay i see i like the summer we're so used to i like the summer we're so used to
los angeles yeah we were in the best weather on the planet yeah but you pay for it 60% you
pay for it six percent yep you get what you pay for yeah yeah and you're deal with news and all that
yeah did you uh any i would take this weather all fucking day all day all day dude over
california and all that bullshit yeah all day yeah i just hate this cold yeah uh joshua
this is really happening i know what when i text the wait this friday friday you're gonna be on
stage hey this friday you're fucked up i'm not gonna be on stage i'm not gonna be on stage i'm not
gonna be on stage joe doesn't want to do a fight companion for that well i text their group this
morning nobody answered i went yo we should do a crazy fight campaign for jake paul joshua wow then i
followed up because i was like cricket crickets i can't believe this is actually happening this
friday crickets crickets i went well fuck me i think so many jo gets so many fucking
texts you know yes fights this saturday dude i just call them uh so 8 p m eastern at 7 p m that
that means the main event are supposed to walk around 1030 that probably means 1130
they're fighting in four ounce gloves brand no no no they're fighting with eight
ounce gloves no i think 10 i'm sorry i meant 10 ounce 10 ounce yes 10 ounce they're fighting with
four ounces is ufc i meant 10 ounce yeah 10 ounce gloves they're fighting with 10 ounce gloves
that's that's like i don't think people realize i don't think people realize how small that
is like like they should though it's but it's like it's a conventional boxing it's they
Basically, it's basically no gloves.
It's worse, it's, yeah, the UFC glove has more protection with four ounces than the rat.
Then, that, that, all that thing does, it doesn't do much.
Especially if you have big hands like Joshua.
Yeah, I mean, like, it's really dangerous for him to get hit by Joshua like that.
Crimey River, the amount of money he's making.
Crimey River.
You could sock me in the asshole on live TV.
I am so interested in this.
I don't know what they're thinking.
So on the shop, on the shop, on the shop,
show i said jake pa has a better chance of curing cancer than does beat anthony joshua and i posted this clip
and my favorite comment goes jake pa has a better chance in pissing in a hot sauce
fucking container than he does beat anthony joshua yeah i mean and it's no dis of course to jake
but i'm just like i'm just wondering what exactly is going on i'll tell you what happened he was
supposed to fight javante davis yes so he wanted to vented so that they were like
Netflix can't have this.
No.
So then it was short notice.
He made offers to Ryan Garcia, Francis and Gano,
and then his team also put it out to Anthony Joshua didn't think he was going to take it.
Ryan and Francis said, nah, we're not going to do it, which is, I don't know why, but they said we're not going to do it.
So then you're stuck with the old Brit, who's a gold medalist, he went, fuck it, I'll do it.
And they went, oh, okay.
And so because now Jake's.
at the mercy of Netflix.
You told him you're in Guimson.
He's got the biggest brass balls.
Biggest balls of all time.
I don't give a fuck when anybody says.
That guy's so gangster.
I just don't want him to get hurt, but, you know, he's such a bad.
He'll be fine.
He'll be fine.
The amount of money makes it, again, but this is where, like, the whole Jake Paul
experiment, all this stuff, this is where the rubber meets the road.
Well, I mean, it's...
But even if he gets knocked out, which if he doesn't, I got skeptical-hyplized,
But even if he gets knocked out, it's all, it's Anthony Joshua, blah.
You're fine.
Yeah.
He had to suck down.
Now, if he, if he got knocked up by like Ben Asperkin or Nick Anderson when he fought those guys, then it's like, dude, what are we doing?
But it's okay if you lose to him.
No one gives a fuck.
I think it would be okay if he lost to Ryan Garcia.
Ryan Garcia is an intriguing fight.
Yeah.
Ryan's a lot smaller, but Ryan's tall.
Ryan Giovante are more intriguing.
Absolutely.
This fight, to me, as long as it's an actual real deal, Holyfield fight, this shouldn't go past two rounds.
no the only reason we go past one is if it goes past one is a big accomplishment i'm not trying to
be disrespectful i'm just yeah if if he's if he's on his bike if he's on his bike he's on his bike
he's on his bike yeah but anthra josh don't play those games do you see what i do with francis
yeah he went oh for oh tyson you played the game and you let him go all the rounds and people
thought you lost terrible look i i'll handle this i'm going to salvage boxing watch this
he get you beat the fuck out of him
jesus jesus jake lost the only like
full-time boxer he fought he lost you Tommy Fury
that's right now let me ask you this I'm just talking around the water
cooler at 9 o'clock at night how would Tommy Fury do against Anthony Joshua
not well right no no Anthony
it's a different ecosystem I'll use what
Jorge Mosvidal said about you
They're not even the same species.
He goes, it's a different ecosystem.
Shob's a different ecosystem.
Anthony Joshua's a different ecosystem.
Yes.
You know, this is just a very different frame, different.
Again, for Jake, more power to him, man.
And people think I'm hating on him, like, in the comments, like, oh, you're hating on Jake.
You should be celebrated?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not hating up.
Take out my bite.
Now, don't get it twisted.
I want Jake to win.
I don't know Anthony Joshua.
I know Jake.
I love Jake.
I'm rooting for Jake.
I hope he lands something.
I'm also a realist.
I've boxed for a long time.
This should not be even remotely competitive.
It's just the way they can.
If it is.
Yeah.
How about speaking of older guys,
did you watch Philip Rivers almost win?
Yeah, his team fucked them, huh?
Yeah.
How cool is that, though?
You see his speech too at the end of the game?
Yeah.
To his kids.
Got a little emotional.
Hell yeah, man.
Fuck.
That motherfucker's 44.
Pretty good.
Incredible.
You know why they called him up because he knew an offensive scheme.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, offense coordinator.
they have a history.
Crazy.
And there's not a lot of guys.
He looks great.
That's how tough the NFL is to be a quarterback.
That's how tough it is where they had to call a guy who's been retired for a hot second
and go, hey man, can you jump in?
Because there's no rookies.
It's a tough job in sports.
I watched Mahomes when he got hurt.
When Mahomes replacement, that guy, uh, Mishu or whatever is, stepped in.
And the dramatic difference.
Oh, it's like you're, the fall off is wild.
Why? It's so confusing to me, though.
It's such a hard job.
He was kind of lofting the ball.
Of course, he got an interception.
And I understand, but I would imagine that guy who's a second-string quarterback in the NFL
if he played in college, whatever, it was probably amazing.
Stud.
And then he's in the pros, and he's just like, what am I doing here?
Different game.
He looked like he was, he looked like.
High school quarterback.
He did.
There's such a gap between first and second string at quarterback.
Such a gap.
Our boy, Kevin Bay, who.
was with me and he's awesome we love him but kevin's got strong opinions on sports and he doesn't
think that mohomes is great yet oh interesting i was like that's a horrible take i agree with you
i think he's great and he's a pussy and he's changed the game for the worst in a lot of ways
why the the you know the the flop he brought the euro flop over how they flopping soccer
you mean he's in pain no he pretends he's in pain to get flags oh yeah yeah he started all that
yeah he started all that which hurts the sport but he's still great there's our
he's not good he's great he's great yeah he's not better in tom now he's not as accomplished as
tom brady but he's pretty fucking good the larger question is you know brady had an amazing line and
he was not a scrambling not a runner brady's greatest step him back on the pocket and and he's
incredibly accurate gets the job brady was the smartest player of all time very smart the smartest
by far yeah well payton manning as well but yeah tom brady for sure um but uh if you had a choice if you
had a quarterback we had to choose the quarterback it's tom brady i want to win i want to win no matter what
tom's never had a season like this ever no he hasn't has he no you've seen him talk to the guys
when they're losing yes he gets in their ass edelman said that him was like when he's dropped the
ass what the fuck is going on he gets in their ass so angry um but but patrick my home don't get
to patrick my home's lines it's just the best in the NFL Bubba they're the most expensive
of line in the NFL.
They're loaded.
That's not why it was ACL.
No.
If you had to guess, if you had to guess who's going to be in the Super Bowl,
let me guess who you would say.
I'd say Broncos, Rams?
Yes.
Right?
Yep.
And Rams probably went in on Fortune.
How about the bills?
I don't know, maybe.
I like the bills too, though.
But I'm going for my Broncos.
Broncos are good.
Packers, too, though.
Well, we beat the Packers.
and the Packers just lost their best player.
Michael Parsons, he's out for the season.
I know.
Talk about a disrupt.
I've been watching so much football.
That fucking dude is completely an outlier.
You never saw him in college?
I never saw him in college.
Oof, oof.
I can't imagine what he did the dudes in college.
I can't.
Because what he does the quarterback's, his speed is good.
He's such a disruptor.
He's a freak.
College, he must have been.
Unstoppable.
He's like Lawrence Taylor.
Yeah.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
Fuck.
Some people have just made.
for me to fucking tackle
quarterbacks.
Freaks.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
Any fights?
Uh,
dude,
I'm literally,
I'm usually in bed by 9 o'clock.
Yeah.
Anything else coming up?
Any other fights?
UFC's off to January 26, I think.
Because the paramount deal.
So you can cancel,
this is good news,
y'all.
You can cancel your ESPN subscription now.
There's no reason to have it.
Hmm.
Because January 24th,
you have Gaichi Pimlet fighting.
And then the following weekend, you have Volcanowski-Lopez.
Nobody gives a fuck about it, except for Volcanovsky.
They're fighting again, right?
Yeah, it makes no sense.
No, and why?
Strickland Fluffy's fantastic matchup.
They booked Moreno already?
Yeah, quick turn around.
Weird.
Did he win his last bite?
No, he lost fast.
Right.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, he did.
He got tapped out, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, UFC's off.
The good news is you can catch.
Holiday's fighting.
Who's holiday fighting?
Charles Olaverer, second time.
Wow.
They fought so long ago, it's basically the first time.
Hmm, interesting.
Are you all caught up on Netflix?
I'm not.
I don't watch Stranger Things.
I don't care, but I'm going to watch the Diddy documentary tonight.
I've been thinking about it since you talked about it.
That one's good.
Worth it?
Yeah, for sure.
All right.
Strangers, what are you doing?
It's really the most watch show of all time.
For a guy who didn't.
even want to watch things about dragons you i didn't like how the first episode the first season i was
like strange things yeah oh you know why you're so old you can't relate to that time period no no
that was my that was my that was my time that was that was my time that was that was i grew up in 80s
no i you were in the 80s no you were grown in the 80s no no bro you were a full-grown man
i i graduated college in 89 yeah dude i graduated high school man
Hold on.
You're not going to relate to these kids like me.
I was 14, 15, 16.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a grown man.
I was them, dude.
That's why I love it.
I remember the 80s.
Dude, so for the last three episodes, I think the first two that they released on Christmas are both an hour and a half.
The last one's two and a half hours.
Jesus.
Two and a half hours and they release also in theaters.
Wow.
Now, nothing can get me to the theater.
If anything would, this would do it, but I'm still not going.
I'll be in my jammy's.
watching but still theaters are so fucking dead nothing's getting me to this game nothing at all
but i can't fucking wait that's gonna be good huh it's just sad it's over it's sad it's over they'll do a
spin-off guarantee it uh i don't i don't have a show my wife and i don't have a show right now
that's so sad i'm so sorry give me another show the abandons the what the abandons so it's
the abandoned yeah i don't think that's the name of it yeah bring it up chin the abandons
the abandons yes man on netflix you're right you piece of shit so the writers from the
damn i was hoping to catch you i was like with brights you and they just finished it so the riders
from sons of anarchy are the writers for this it's so good dude really it's about what western
oh yeah i love my west i'm a hunter now so all i do is watch western shit
i'm a hunter now i can just see you getting really into that yeah i love it
it's good
cutter sons of anarchy it's so good
oh yeah kurt sutter
that's good uh oh i just started watching um interview with the vampire
the newest one that i think it was on hulu now but now it's on netflix
listen i can handle two men kissing this is
i think they made it during covid when it was like the super woke time
yeah but i'm so into vampires i'm powering through it buddy they butt fuck
oh good buddy you
got a black vampire white vampire butt fucking really and then i look at my watch my wife oh the white
one's doing the because the white one's the leader he's the he's the he's the head vamp he's the one that turns
everybody yeah but it was so gay i look at my wife i go and she goes i can't believe you're
just going to power through this because usually i'm like nope and i turn it off and i go you know
you i guess because vampires like thousands of years old so in my head i'm thinking yeah they
fuck so many chicks throughout the years yeah they just go for butts
well there's a gay friend of mine who was kind of famous back in the day still is probably
was saying that he was we were hanging out in new york and he said uh and he was and he's talking
about this guy he goes he was so fucking hot he was a running back and nobody knew he's gay black
thick black running back and i used to fuck his brains out and i was like i'm not homophobic at
all he just makes you feel a little sick push his knees right up to his nipples and all
I was like,
I just go balls deep.
I was like,
I'm like kind of like in my head's going down.
I don't know what to go with this.
Cool, man.
It's so interesting.
Hear that ass up, Doug.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so the, you know the guy from.
I found out another celebrity famous as shit.
And I just, I always had heard it.
Same story I told you?
Nope.
Mine's so legit.
I wish I could tell everybody.
But this is,
this is another one who is.
And I've known it, I've known it, but famous and gay.
And now I know it's true.
Because I was always like, because I had heard it from very, very reliable sources.
Incredible.
Big time.
Big time.
And I'm like, edit this out, Chin Hu.
Dude, let's take a break, buddy.
Listen, the fight is actually happening.
Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua.
You're going to put your money on that.
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Yeah, you can come back in.
Yep, we're back in.
Which makes sense for so many reasons.
And with my own personal experience, because he banged me.
No.
Chin, bring this up.
I think in Romania, because my wife sent me this, but who knows if it's AI,
let's see if this is real, if you Google it, even though I don't trust Google.
In Romania, they're doing a Dracula theme park.
My wife sent to me, she's like, because, you know, I hate traveling.
She's like, would this get you to travel.
I go, this would get me to travel.
I would fucking go to that.
You are so weird that you would go just to go to the theme park.
and then I would do the theme bark
and hey this can piss you off so bad
I would go hold on listen to me
listen me dude listen with all that history
where's that out where's that at Rome that's in Hungary
it's in Hungary because that's where Vampiro's
at Dracula yeah is that in Bucharest
Romania's
Romania it's not hungry Romania so
this can piss you up so I would go to Dracula land
ride all the rides eat my funnel cake
with blood and then get back on the
fucking play and not see anything
my wife sent me
She goes, because she knows I hate travel.
She goes, would this get you to get on a plane?
I go, that would do it.
Bring up, bring up Florence.
Just bring up, just bring up the town of Florence, just to just put Florence in.
Italy, right?
We have images.
Yeah, Italy, bro.
Now, look at that.
Oh, I know.
Okay, now, now just, yeah, let me see that skyline.
Yeah, zoom in on one for Brennan.
Right there.
Now, that's Florence, Bubba.
That's not a picture.
That's actually Florence.
Yeah, what are we going to do that?
Show them the streets of Florence.
cobblestone yes it's i don't know how to describe it it's the most beautiful city in the world
like that's a lot like new orleans no no no looks like new orleans no no crime bring up
austin skyline no no no hold no crime no nothing wait just get me some more streets it's just
it's the most magical place i mean you know when we were younger before we had kids it's where we
would have hung and had dinner and talked and just connected there you go like like living there
you can walk that whole city in an hour and a half you can get anywhere and it's it's all walking
and it's just it's just incredible it's incredible just old school you can walk in bare feet
because the stone is so beautiful and it's it's just the most incredible place but it's so
incredible that it gets too crowded but look at that shit oh it's super crowded
Oh, yeah.
Not going.
No.
If you go in the winter, it'd be fine, but.
Is it cold?
Like the food and everything, but it's the matter.
Is that when everyone goes at the winter?
No, is it cold in the winter?
No, it's cold in the winter.
Yeah, but cool like this.
It's not that bad.
But it's so beautiful.
Look at that.
I'll tell you what.
I was in the favelas,
favelas of Brazil, just hanging out on the curb
with Amal Eastern who sport Portuguese.
That was fun.
Yeah.
Dangerous, but fun.
Dangerous.
So think of that, though, with no crime.
Like, Florence is so safe and incredible.
hey oh do they have hunting well the thing is now we have kids yeah and i'd rather be nowhere else
but with my kids yeah there's no you know what i'm saying look at when you're young look at like gorgeous
look at the streets the streets of austin yeah look at that well when you're young look at a city
it's like we're going to go out eat a meal meet some girls shake it up and it's going to be
you know what's weird even when i was young i didn't give a fuck yeah you used to hang though we had such
good times.
Oh, that was a great time.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it was a good night.
I lived up the street marina.
Yes, we meet up.
Get my dicks up.
There was always something going on.
I understand.
There was always something going on.
Caught our buddy eating somebody's ass in the alleyway.
Remember those days?
Listen, man.
The days.
They were nights.
They were nights.
You call them days.
I call them nights.
No, Venice is special.
Venice is spent.
The best.
That was the best.
but the newsome said you like that let me dabble in some homeless and drugs for you kids
nothing lasts but nothing lasts for yeah times change as you get all that's what happens times change
but when you're young um full of come young dumb and full of come someone gets bigger one day and you go
wow i'm old amazing abit kine yep the coolest block in america for a while it was
when it was aviccanny fight club i'm i can't believe no one actually opened up at abackenny fight club
Like a real fight club there.
Especially now.
Yeah, but it's Habit Kinney.
Yeah, true, true, true.
Be a good idea, though.
We just dropped those shirts.
Look at us.
That's a shit, Jay.
Yeah, that's me and Jay.
Look at that, dude.
That's when you were fighting, bro.
Yep.
Yeah, you got the six-star shorts on.
That's crazy.
Is that a paparazzi picture?
What is that?
It looks like it.
That's cool.
Yeah, paparazzi.
Caught me slipping.
Having the beard.
Caught me slipping on the streets.
what how evan the beard's doing
good guy oh let's see that one right there
look at us youngins
dude
dude that's when we had uh asa kairon
and i made super the turbo slet shirts
then yumi and rogan wore turbo slet shirts
i can't believe we did that by the way i like those tanks
those tanks were fucking great bremen thank you
they were great
and i'm not a bad looking guy
yeah you're not looking both of us there
right she was so pretty cutie pie yeah she was cool yeah she she was she was and smart i still like
her work is she still at well she's still working they're probably older wow i bring bring up here
i wonder what she's up to i think she was so smart she was really i read her fucking book it was good
i liked assa i really did i thought she was really so there's new assacare porn in 2025
i know although i haven't done porn in the main screen look on that chin
I've been pouring my, she's probably got like a man.
Oh, he can't.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She probably does, um, what is it today?
And although I haven't done porn in the mainstream right there, yeah, see what she's saying
there.
Um, since on eight, I've been lucky enough to add many times of my career.
And although I haven't done porn in the mainstream studio since for a while,
I've been performing on my own amateur style content this whole time.
Haven't retired from shooting even one millisecond.
I've always said I would quit when it wasn't fun anymore.
I stand by that.
I'm 12 years deep, heavy on the deep and still wanting for this to get boring.
hope you like granny porn so she's for her geez asakira she's one of those people who i genuinely
believe is just like a like really actually is a freak loves it yeah take it easy cowboy
yeah she's always super pretty smart very smart man she's no dummy and just a real expert of her craft
i mean sometimes like how you know i don't believe i've ever seen her do uh i've never seen one of her
porn's i'll send you some never seen i'll say you some clips it's impressive you're like i don't know
how we're gonna she looks great yeah well she's asian yeah she looks really good is she koreanian
no japanese akira man didn't mean disrespect you there it's all good it's like a regular
group of friends yeah she's living the vita loca i don't know i don't know la vita loca it is what it is
still doing it good for her yeah yeah yeah very smart very smart human being yep
very smart which is rare well well now only fans because it takes out the middleman
so you don't need to give a percentage to these studios you just hire a dude film it
upload to your only fans you get a hundred percent of the the money now where before
they're kind of like the u s.c fighters where the the you porn and porn hub would take the
majority of the money and then they get a small fraction now they take all the benefits it's good
and bad she was just somebody who i just thought was like you won't shut out about her yeah because
she was like i don't know like that's an extreme lifestyle in a way right it's an extreme way to
live like but but there is something that she was just like i don't know depends that you look at it was
remarkably normal agree agree because most of them have daddy issues she's like no no something's
going on. She's like, my parents were great. Yeah. Yeah. They meet others. You're like, oh,
you're dead behind the eyes. That's what I mean. You'll kill me. She wasn't dead behind the eyes.
No, she was normal. Yeah. She's the only normal one I really met. Yeah. Yeah. You meet someone
me like, oh, you're a shark. A lot of them. A shark of cock. A lot of them. Um,
the two exceptions that, uh, Kalani Lay lay, lay, I knew her back in the day. Never did anything. I was
just friends with her.
Alana Evans,
that's her stage name.
Still a friend of mine.
I love her.
Comes to my shows.
Another one.
Always just like just a truly warm human game.
Don't you think there's a misconception
the same way like fighters?
Oh, they're always super aggressive.
They fight in public,
which isn't far from the truth.
They don't fight in public.
Porn stars, oh, they're always dumb
and have daddy issues and drug issues.
I think there are always exceptions.
And I think some porn stars,
I really believe some porn stars
are genuine, genuine
nymphos.
Yeah, but there's nymphos,
and it's another thing to film it.
There's nymphos, then there's like Bukaki nymphos, right?
Yeah, well, that's self-struck.
I'll tell you what, since you porn star,
or since OnlyFans starred,
you don't see a bunch of Bukaki videos.
I'm not on Only fans, but I assume,
are you Chin on Only fans?
You assume?
No, I don't know.
But I assume, like, no one really wants to do that.
Only fans?
The Bukaki
Yeah
That's a whole
You don't see a lot of it
That's a whole
Because it's a big production
You're shooting on your own
You got one green screen
I can't
I think that to me
Is watching somebody
Do some slow suicide shit
I don't know
I don't like it
It's their own
Yeah
It doesn't work out
My ex
She does accounting stuff
So she worked with these very like
You know
High profile clients
A lot of them
Even though they're married
And everything else
Are all
Subscribers
To like not all
But a bunch of
subscribers are only fans and they pay a fuck ton of money really yeah she's not supposed to
tell me but yeah that makes sense I wonder what they get at because I get they're married too
which is wait what what what are what are who what do you mean my actually
so these businessmen are have are paying for a bunch of money to subscribe to only fans
describe because the more you pay I the better content is that how it works the more you pay
oh yeah is it like patron there's a lot of money to be made with all these women some of them
are making well no no that see that but that's a misconception too because the average
person makes under $200
on Only fans. So the outliers
they post 40 million, 30 million,
but realistically most people
are making $300. Like everything else.
You're sucking a dick for $300.
I can't wait for this
Friday, dude.
What are you doing?
Well, I'm going to watch Jake Paul
in Florida. Yeah, that'd be fun.
Great.
Damn, what else I'm going to tell you?
How about that guy that tackled?
that father's son
in Australia
killing all those Jewish people.
And that one dude
tackle them.
Yeah, I know.
But I think got shot
doing it.
No, he didn't.
He didn't?
No, he got it from,
he took the gun from him
and pointed out him.
Fuck.
All that shit's sad.
We don't want to talk about it on here.
No.
What do you got at first, John?
All right.
Let's go to current events.
One second.
Current events.
Current events.
let's take a little break here dude you know me i watch everything let me tell you about this
movie called see sue hi octane it's high octane have you i've seen it twice i've seen this i've seen
this it's so good sue wrote to revenge it is it's on prime video app told me about it yes
ceu's so good or maybe did i tell you about it no it is such a unique insane it's like it's like a
comic book but a movie and it's insane yeah it's basically it's so unique it's the tail end of
World War II, Nazis.
This guy's not putting up with their stuff.
He starts taking out a bunch of boys.
Oh, a lot of Nazis.
It's super violent, dude.
Bro, it's so dang good.
By the way, maybe says one word through the whole movie.
Like there's, if you said, I was going to be, I was going to be watching a movie
where the main character says but one word, I'd be like, get out of here.
Let me tell you, it is one of the more unique.
I'm surprised they're having an ad, having us read an ad for it.
It's so interesting because I get it.
It's, it has 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, so I think the people that have seen it love it.
So they just want to get it out there.
Dude, it's such a good.
Let me give you the synopsis.
He's returned to the house where his family was brutally murdered during the war.
And this man refuses to die.
He's like a superhero.
He gets, he, he's got to rebuild this truck.
The Red Army commander who killed his family, this guy named Stephen Lang, comes back.
hell bent on finishing a job he's a relentless it's a relentless eye-popping this is
going to the movie such a service yeah you've taken all the other no one's gonna watch you got
see it you got to see it you shouldn't read that you got to see it it's a fight it's very unique
there's Nazis end of the world war two this guy's a damn near superhero it's violent it's fantastic
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lights for the front of the house yeah this guy's always so this guy was always had a drug addiction
i have a theory on this uh like rob runner's son
I have a theory, too.
Rob Ryder.
So you know Rob Reiner, what a beast he was, Bob?
Of course, dude.
Like director of Harry Metzali.
Yeah, all that shit.
Spinal Tap and Cruddle.
One of the great directors, one of the great producers, an incredible comedian, basically.
And his wife was also, I think, a producer in our own right, and a big one.
What's the theory, bud?
He had always been in and out of, like, homeless shelters on the street.
He had such severe drug.
But I think that he was probably always already.
crazy and must had been trying to self-medicate figure out a way to make himself normal there
was something going on with that substance of you you can look in his eyes and he looks a little off yeah
am i wrong no 100% yeah complete piece of shit he's not he's just crazy bob you know how long are we
keep saying oh he's just crazy i think we're gonna find your mom and dad's throat you're not a good guy i know
but i think we're gonna find out be i think a lot of this where we keep saying people are crazy you and
find out there's a lot of evil people in the world it's just what it is
is, man. No, I think I, I think there are evil people that are bad shit crazy and they're
homeless. Yeah, I think he's bad shit crazy. No, you don't slit your mom and dad's throat and
you're bad shit crazy. But he was homeless on the street, that matter. There's some evil
in order to do that, in order, like, there's crazy and you're not homeless and you're not
living off your dad and you're doing your thing, can't find a job. And then they're just
slitting your mother and father. There's a special kind of special type of evilness.
He's a demon. He's trying to kill me. I'm telling you, I have experience with it. I had a friend who
ended up dying of a brain tumor ironically but my friend called up jimmy jimmy burke and said um
robbie's dad's trying to kill me you know and we were like what and it was just this whole thing man
you know and uh and he do we do we have any background on the kitchen is there anything
the ones all i saw was exactly any issues he's had yeah so some people said he was also
schizophrenic he was schizophrenic yeah so paranoid schizophrenics are literally
out of their mind when they do this they think that that you so that's why they end up on the
street this guy was on the street literally his dad tried to keep he was taking medication he was
getting better he's trying to put him in rehab and everything yeah oh he'd been in and out of rehab
but he was also in homeless shelters down the street he would disappear they wouldn't find him
he had major mental illness and paranoid schizophrenics are these are the guys that pick up a gun
kill everybody they just do crazy shit man and we don't know why or what it is
but they're never the same and i'm telling you about if you talk to people who have family members
like this it's it's way more tragic than it is they don't use words like evil they're like there's
nothing we could do look at him you can see how skinny is there you see his eyes yeah there's like
a lot of clips coming out too where they're doing interviews because they did a movie together you know
right yeah yeah um but then he's just like dead behind the eyes
booked in L.A. County Janspicion of
oh yeah, murder after his father and mother, right?
Yeah, but strut me with the addiction.
Or Donald Trump didn't say it didn't help.
No, he didn't help the situation.
He really fucked up.
Yeah, that was gross.
Homeless as a teacher,
as a teenager, I mean?
Man.
They had a fight, I guess.
So I'd rather you hate me and be alive.
Yeah.
He didn't bond a lot with his father growing up.
Yep, they mentioned that.
This kid was always.
a little crazy.
Always a little nutty.
And they worked on a dock together
and, you know, about his life, really.
Yeah.
He's been in a ton of rehabs.
If I wanted to do it my way
and not go to programs,
they were suggestions,
then I had to be homeless.
Hmm.
Man, oh man.
The slitting the throat thing
probably the craziest part of it too
because that's like legitimately wanting to
kill like an evil way
kill someone and then you know when I watch all these body
cams with cops the people that kill
it's up close and personal yeah it's super
super like uh what you call
intimate but then uh I see all
a lot of these people are they're saying like oh
there's someone's a voice in my head saying
I need to kill someone I need to kill
something even like in Macy's I don't know if you saw
this recently some woman was changing
her diapers uh kids diapers
and some woman started stabbing her
fuck yeah homes and family told the times that rob and nick got into an argument on
saturday evening at the party at kono o'brien's home and that many people noticed nick acting
strangely at the party there you go you saw you saw that will arnett connor brian thing
so funny yeah god that was good god batman's asking for your sister's address okay to give
okay tell me make it look like a robbery
This is tragic.
What else you got, Jim?
All right.
This is going to be infuriating as well.
I'm sure you guys have seen this by now.
But these tourists that were in Columbia...
This was the craziest shit ever.
This is going to piss you off so bad.
Is this sign in?
What the hell?
Hold on.
Just to keep watching what's happening here.
Is that a knife?
Yeah, this guy has a giant knife.
his companion chose to step back and hide behind a wall.
In a move, he's now unfortunately paying for with internet infamy.
Look at all these other people's coming in.
I know.
Walking down the street on vacation in Colombia,
when the armed attacker suddenly approached them,
lunging at the woman trying to steal her phone, according to news.
He ain't that into that woman, is what it is.
He's just a pussy.
He's a pussy.
You don't have to be in a woman to protect her.
Jumping into action to help the woman.
The passerby hopped off his bike and hit the mother.
Well, you could tell he's a cuck.
because look at the way he's wearing his fanny pack.
And he has a backpack
on.
Colombians don't fuck around, by the way.
They do not fuck around.
Also, just give up your phone, lady.
Yeah, they don't,
you're not fucking with Colombians.
They will fuck you up.
Now look at him.
Now watch.
Only once the thief was subdued
is her companion scene
managing to make his way out
from behind the wall.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's him.
Supported, we took the suspect in custody
for full identification,
but ultimately
didn't arrest the man because no
theft was committed and no complaint
exists from the affected versions.
This now viral clip has sent
shockwaves through the internet.
With many criticizing the man's decision
not to help his female companion.
What a...
Oh my God.
You can't. You can't.
Yeah, they have to go their separate ways.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's never...
Who would want to...
No, no.
Well, the next foot, the Netflix
steel should be done right of them buying warner brothers yeah but then there was a yeah paramount said
they outbitted but i don't know if it's 100% yet right man i wish i cared we'll bypass this one then
it's all the same shit right well it's always kind of eight billion dollars doesn't mean that now
netflix have everything well this like hold on i don't i don't know if paramount yeah paramount does
I don't give it on Netflix or Perron is $108 billion.
That's the most money is great shit.
Landman, all that stuff.
They're trying to make big moves.
Well, you have to to keep up with Netflix.
Yellowstone, yeah.
Big merger.
Wow.
That's insane.
$108 billion.
How the fuck do you have that much money?
Also, the less streaming services, the better.
So it's all under two?
Cool.
Mm-hmm.
Probably, right?
It's cool.
It's going to be like fucking.
It's a nightmare.
logging in all the fucking time, logged me out.
ESPN apps, though, absolutely worse.
It really is.
Have you, I talked to you about this, but you guys talking about the new series to watch?
Have you seen Pluribus at all?
Definitely look it up.
I just saw one episode.
Actually, really intriguing.
What's it about, though?
You can't say it because, yeah, it's something like that.
I'm out.
It's going to give it away.
I'm out.
A virus.
Kind of like a virus thing, but the way they film it, it's really nice.
Shut up, dude.
And then as soon as he watches, like, two episodes.
You shut up.
Like, you can't just...
Is there any demigorgians in it?
You can't be like that has a virus.
I'm not going to fuck that.
I don't like zombie shit or viruses.
It's probably not about just viruses.
No, it is.
It's spreading and shit.
Who's in it?
I think they're all like...
A lot of them are new actors.
What network is it?
Yeah, who gives it?
I think it's Apple.
I'm not sure.
I refuse to watch it.
Shut up, man.
You're making me mad.
Pluribus.
Yeah, Apple TV.
The show, let me see.
The show explores.
Let me see.
Which one of you?
you're looking at go up right there the show explores what if we all go along premise even if it
seems so improbable to our brains oh you mean COVID in california oh you mean COVID under
newsome we've been there you think i want to watch that shit yeah i lived it brother yeah i think
i'm a hunter now i'm with you on that watch the first episode i'll say nah i'm telling bry i know
you're not going to watch you're the vampire hey hey it's one vampire you caught the other one
Talked out, bro.
Calm down.
Let's hear you something else.
Interview with the vampire,
they butt fuck, dude.
That's true.
That's good.
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Yeah.
Sure haven't.
I thought this was AI, but apparently bus drivers go crazy.
So I'll show you this right.
Believe me, this is the same in Pakistan and places where I grew up.
it's like a video game or this is real
that bus is fucking flying
they're so nuts
they're so nuts
oh my god
that other bus is down for it too though
look at these buses they tip over so easily
these guys are fucking rocking and rolling
look at this shit
How about the other bus driver?
He should get more kudos.
He's nuts.
He's in the lead.
These guys are fucking racing their buses.
Oh my God.
These guys are fucking.
Look at this guy.
He's going to die.
He's videotaping it.
Bro, you are going to die.
Oh, my God.
There's not much room.
dude this might be a i these guys are nuts
i think this is a i know i saw plenty of other videos too
they're just fucking crazy oh that one's gonna tip over
but they all do it so they kind of like they give a little bit away to the people
that are behind them i don't know this is just a weird thing that they do it's fantastic
yeah they're they're freaking crazy well they're so bored yeah i wanted to get people die
all the time on a bus what's this hold on let me give you not this actually this one's pretty
funny let's see this what is that hold on i don't want you to see anything
let me refresh so this is an iran tech expo yeah
And these are supposed to be actually robots.
It's a real guy the way he's walking.
Because I was going to say that robot's sexy.
Not her, not him, but her.
oh so it's just bullshit that's not the future you see the the comment there but she's
she's actually kind of pretty adorable but the comment there says like yeah it was supposed to be
this thing where they see how many people can people think trick but actually no they did that
robot's got giant tits really yeah huge tits and acne oh that's usually good something oh she's
has some heavy she's got some heavies and she's super pretty yeah she's pretty cool
yeah yeah iran women man they can be so gorgeous jesus christ she has a set of milk she really does
she really does she has some double d batteries that's fucking hilarious humanoid robots they were human
performers yeah well all right not a big deal but they are actually trying to pretend that they were
actual robots when people found out they're like no we're just we're just testing to see if they
could find out well they guys clearly walking like of human dude the acne
saying she has giant tits and acne
bro why would a robot have
acne giant tits
is really the giveaway
um what is this
this is a police officer
tell me what you guys thoughts are on this
so he's alleging racism
and he's suing the
the police department that he's part of
Fox 11 this is L.A
hold on
I feel like the internet
slower later at night today
or when it's later at night here
In the Glendora Police Department are disturbing.
And this officer is also alerting the community about what he calls arrest quotas.
I want to pursue a job and a career, but I can help people in a tangible way.
Officer Andrew Huang joined the Glendora Police Department in 2023.
He says he loves serving his community, but hates being subjected to racial harassment inside the department.
These high-ranking supervisors are telling me and making these jabs and comments,
I mean knowing that I can't say anything.
He says one incident happened during an end of deployment dinner at a sushi restaurant in Rancho
Kukamanga.
A lieutenant allegedly told him to get back in the kitchen and cook for the group because you're Asian.
They knew that this is wrong.
You're not supposed to do this.
We're in 2025.
You're telling your only Asian officer to go back in the kitchen and cook for them because he's
because what?
I look different than you because I'm Asian.
I'm Korean.
I'm not even Japanese.
I don't know.
So what are your thoughts on?
that, first of all.
I don't like the way he talks out of the side of his mouth, so I don't
trust them already.
So the one thing about guys
when they're in a group, especially if you're
cops. Yeah. You know, when you're cops,
you're fucking around. Thank you.
Because you see a lot of shit, you've got to rely
on each other. It's a dangerous job.
You're also a bunch of dudes.
Yes. And dudes like cops.
Yeah, but you always got the sensitive pussy.
I mean, it has nothing to do with him doing being Korean, because
Koreans are tough as shit. But that guy, I think,
his own family would be like, hey, you're being a bit of a bitch.
So good, so good.
You're Koreans.
Yeah.
When I first saw this, I'm like, oh, God, what a bitch.
Because my closest friends that are Mexican, you know, whatever.
We make fun of each other all the time.
And if your cops, especially.
Yes.
And if they were saying that to him, it's out of love, you know, it's like.
I text my brother.
What do you think of this?
He just says, pussy.
Yeah, 100%.
Clearly knows karate, though.
Yeah.
And Koreans and, like, Japanese, Chinese people, they don't really complain.
They're way tougher than that.
They're like, fuck.
No, he was born in the valley.
I guarantee that guy's not, he's not Korean.
No, he's American.
He's American.
He's just, he's suing.
He's looking for a payday.
Yeah, exactly.
He just got, he didn't want to be a cop.
He was probably a bad cop.
Yeah, he didn't want to be a cop.
Like, oh, fuck, this job sucks.
I feel like he didn't want to be a cop, and he just wanted some money.
And he's like, here's a talk to the side of his mouth.
That's the biggest thing.
And also, like, get back in the kitchen.
It's like, dude, you can't see.
He's joking.
Like, is that really going to upset you?
And he's annoying me.
He only look at one side's shot.
the other's open.
Is he no longer a cop now?
Absolutely not.
No, the boys are like, get the fuck out of here.
We can't trust you.
Disturbing.
I love the, I love the reporter.
It's disturbing allegations.
I know.
I just like, come on, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
What's that sushi martini?
It's not very authentic.
Correct.
I guarantee there wasn't too many Japanese people making your food.
Hold on, what's this?
This is a little bit older.
This is when Terrence Crawford was stripped of his belt
because he didn't pay these fees
but sanctioning fees
have you heard about this
when they win these belts
they have to pay money to keep the belt
and upwards of what
$300,000
so he's like fuck it
just keep the belt
interesting he didn't want to pay it
he made 50 mil from that fight but yeah
I mean why would you pay $300,000
and you know
$1.6%
he's like I'd rather have my money
keep the belt
yeah I get it
and it's kind of like
I was going to compare
to the college stuff.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
Everyone knows I'm the greatest.
It's so good.
So good.
All right.
We didn't talk about
of a Connor McGregor's lawsuit
against a sexual assault thing was dropped.
I'm pretty sure you guys know that right.
Oh, wow.
I saw that.
Yeah.
So that's good.
It got cleared.
At least in this country, right?
Yeah.
In this country?
No, the woman?
Yeah.
at the final baseball NBA finals oh yeah yeah the one that was in the bathroom we knew that
was the big one the big one that's the big boy well he lost that one in civil yeah why is there
a criminal case no no and someone's oh I want to show you one more after this but what is that
this is some sort of jihitsu event and the referee is very small and this is uh Gordon Ryan
and there's some other dudes and the it was like someone of a patron said like yeah it is some other
dude's chin that's john i'm not in the jimjitsu community but yeah it's john donner though dude but check
it out so the whole thing is it's about the ref imagine these two guys coming in and the ref is like
this tiny dude trying to break it up between all these killers i love that i love that gordon got up
look at gordon yeah he was smiling first like and then boom all fuck with gordon uh this guy was
holding on to the choke no sorry this guy was had a choke on him that was hold out held on for too long
so you probably went out the other guy,
and then that's when their teams came up.
Interesting.
A lot of testosterone.
Yeah.
A lot of testosterone.
All right, let me just go scan through all these real quick
because there's a gazillion.
Daddy's tied tie.
Yeah.
Just one more.
I saw this.
No, no, not this one.
I'll let you watch anyway.
That's a fast-moving river.
That's what I was looking at the most.
That colonel take you all the way out.
Does he jump in the...
He does, and it doesn't show what happens,
he jumps in with his slippers
which makes no sense
look how fast is taking him
might be AI
well could be posted it himself
so
he did yeah I don't think he's lying
jumped in with fucking slippers
he probably does it all the time
but that degree that that river is very cold
yeah
okay let's just listen to me
are the movies that you love that just never
quite found an audience that do you wish that they had
yeah there's a movie called
I do and I don't
and we shot it in Baltimore probably about
2005.
Do you know who Brian Callan is?
Yeah.
He's a friend of the show.
Good friend of ours, yeah.
One of my favorite people in the world.
And he's also one of the smartest guys I've ever met.
He actually schooled me while we were working.
I learned about agriculture.
I learned about history.
I mean, he's so smart.
But we were, I play, and I forget the guy who was my husband,
but we're, what do you call that thing when you're Catholic and you're getting married?
in you. Precana. Yeah. We're pre-Kana
instructors and he's getting married
and they come to us and we
insane and
drug addled. We kind of take the
hostage in our house and it's really funny. It's called
I do and I don't. Oh, I have to check that out.
Yeah, okay. So when I hear that
title I do and I don't, I immediately think of best in show because that was
but yeah, she's giving you props. I love Jane.
smart. She's so talented. Yeah, I love Jane. We had so much fun. We had so much fun doing that movie.
She's so funny in role models. Oh, yeah. She's such a great human being. I miss her. I had so much fun on that set.
I had so much fun on that set. That was really cool. That's cool. Good way to end it. Good way to end it. Good way to end it. I'll see you this weekend, guys. Not this weekend. I'll see you December 26, 27, 28th, Tampa, Florida. And then over the new year, I'll be in Tacoma, Washington at the
Tacoma Comedy Club, December 31st, January 1st,
and I'm going to get on a plane, go over to Spokane,
January 2nd and 3rd, doing Spokane Comedy Club.
Can't wait.
And then January 8, 9, and 10, Appleton, Wisconsin,
Skyline Comedy Club.
God bless.
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