The Fighter & The Kid - James and Fuhad from ShxtsNGigs | TFATK Ep. 939
Episode Date: October 26, 2023James and Fuhad from the uber popular ShxtsNGigs podcast join Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for the first time! The guys talk how they started their podcast, their audience being 70% women and 40% p...eople from the USA, their upcoming live shows, homelessness in the UK vs the US, Francis Ngannou vs Tyson Fury, their thoughts on possibly doing celebrity boxing, KSI's massive fame in the UK, current events around the world and much more! Find ShxtsNGigs on YT here: https://www.youtube.com/@ShtsNGigsPodcast Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ ARKADIA - https://fitforservice.com/arkadia Black Buffalo - https://blackbuffalo.com/
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Yes we did, cause we got it again
It's the fight only in the kid
This is really the fight only kid
Come on baby
Let's go
Let's go
Are we rolling?
Already?
Ready
Now, now, now,
Shixngigs
Shixngigs, Shixngigs
Shixngigs
I love it
The boys are here man
All the way across from the pond
Yeah man, we'll brought you to a cally
This, we first Yeah, man. What brought you to Cali? This, to be fair.
Didn't a little run.
We're potentially nothing solidified,
but potentially gonna do a little tour here next year.
Now, when you walk down the street in West Hollywood,
are you getting recognized?
No, and again, not as bad as in Nugget.
No one airs bad as London.
Yeah, I know.
You guys are Tom Cruise and London.
You guys are massive.
You guys are big. You guys are big.
You guys are big.
I appreciate it.
People are as crushed and a man, I'm a fan.
I was howling.
It's tough to make me laugh on a pause.
I was saying, dude, what I tell him.
He called me and he was like,
we gotta take a page,
because this is how we start.
I was like, you're like us, man.
Dude, when I started talking about,
when people were calling in,
they sent you things to talk about,
and they're talking about worse things, someone's ever said to them. Oh my god. Yeah, bro
Republic of Brito
It was so
Why don't you talk about where where they were talking about fancy ways to say your ugly? Yes
That was my favorite we take our bloodline
You don't have the symmetry that's needed. But, my favorite was like, come from an outsider.
Yeah, pretty privileged.
Yeah, pretty pretty.
From an outsider perspective.
From an outsider perspective.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Now, you're an Nigerian by ethnicity.
Is there pressure from your family?
That was. Yeah, cause usually if you can step outside the Nigerian, even, is there pressure from your family? That was.
Yeah, cause usually if you're gonna step outside
the Nigerian, even the Euroba clan,
you're gonna take some shit.
Yeah, so I think it's different from me
because I was born and bred in the UK,
I was supposed to born and raise them in the Nigerian.
Yeah, I couldn't tell if I had accepted it.
Then moved to the UK then,
but there was a bit more pressure when I was young,
especially because I have an older sister,
and she's more intellectual than me,
and she went through like the,
not necessarily the engineering,
but she went through a smarter route than me.
She went to a better uni than me.
She got more better grades than me, you know?
So it was more of like a comparison thing,
but as soon as I said,
I'm gonna leave my job to start doing this full time,
they're like, just make sure you're sure.
You know, just make sure you're sure it's gonna work.
But I've got faith in you,
but just make sure you're sure.
But now they're cool.
Yeah, they see you right.
We'll talk about it in a minute.
We'll talk about it in a minute.
Yeah, take them to dinners.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
And when did you guys know to kind of quit the nine to five?
Um, for me personally, I quit way before we could afford to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had like a set, we, like, when stuff started to cook
and we were getting better and bigger,
we had like a whiteboard in our office and we're like,
cool, if we're making this much, we can go part time,
if we go this much, we can make full time.
I don't even think we reached the part time thing
and I was working, this is during lockdown
and everyone was working from home
and I'd set up an office in my mom's house
and I was like, every day like, I'm gonna kill myself.
I can't do this anymore.
I fuck this job.
I actually can't handle it anymore.
Yeah.
So yeah, I'd be.
Being in a cubicle?
Yeah, it was quite a lot of fun.
My friend definitely just called me and said,
this is because I'm working in a cubicle.
Yeah, that's probably because I can't,
I got exactly what you've got to find.
You're planned your escape now.
I was dying.
So yeah, one day I was just like,
all right, cool. I just ran my bus and said, dude, I'm sorry find your plan your escape now. I was dying. So yeah, one day I was just like, all right, cool.
I just ran my bus and I do it.
I'm sorry, but it's done.
Well, but I was watching you guys podcasts.
The beautiful thing is that you guys,
just like us, would be doing that shit together
in a bar or in a parking lot.
Say pub, what's that?
Say pub though.
pub, a pub.
A pub, yeah, yeah.
His mom is British, so we got,
I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, and now people can hear you guys just,
well, basically tell Dick Chow's,
which is what we do.
Yeah, that's what we haven't got in fact.
We've done him over a thousand episodes.
I don't think we've gone one episode,
and I'm being serious without alluding to the fact
that we're both gay men and talking about
the reference of a winner.
We're never in a match, but you know what I mean.
He's 50, six.
All right, well take it easy.
Yeah, I got tight fit and skins.
And same.
Give them their fans a second to take this in.
See, I saw something.
Yeah, and you saw my body, you saw it.
Yeah, because you looked at me and you went like that
a little bit.
Yeah, because it's like, when you see someone
so malnourished in such a life.
No, no, no.
I thought he was doing better.
That's not it.
No, no, no.
No, I thought you were like, do you play football?
No.
Not the American guy.
Yeah, you'd be like a decent goalkeeper.
Esk, yeah.
Esk on down days.
Yeah, yeah.
That's on the off day.
For the first place.
For the wreck league. Yeah. The guy who stands there while you try to hit him with the ball. Yeah, yeah. That's on the last day. I'm gonna first do it. For the wreck league.
The guy who stands there while you try to hit him
with the ball.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
For sure.
You're cutting orange slices for the kids.
Fuck this podcast.
You give it a little bit of a UK Drake vibe, right?
I get it all the time.
You get that all the time?
It's worse now because obviously you're getting
recognized more when we were young,
I would get it all the time.
But now people come up to me like, oh my god, then I'm just like, oh, here we more. When we were younger, I would get it all the time. But now, people come up to me like,
oh my god, then I'm just like, oh, here we go.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's that terrible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, the recognizer you for you.
Exactly.
But then you get confused,
because sometimes I watch over like,
oh my god, oh my god, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here.
And they're like, you look so much like Drake.
I'm like, oh my god.
Damn, fuck.
It's not like he's, you know, hideous.
He's not hideous, but he's not like,
if we're talking objective looks, like he's not Jason Mahmoud. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like he's, you know, hideous. He's not hideous, but he's not like, if we're talking objective looks,
like Jason Mahmoud.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a man.
He's a real man.
Yeah, he's magic.
Top of my leg.
He's better looking than Drake.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Dance, I'm not going to hide.
Come on, hide.
Just saying.
It's the first thing I said too.
I know.
Damn.
And you guys have,
Drake meter just had red hot. Yeah. And you guys have. You guys have a Drake meter just had red hot.
Yeah, it's bad boy.
And you guys have ladies or you both single.
Or you have ladies.
You have ladies.
Yeah.
We have ladies, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
I love, I love, young man.
We got ladies, I mean.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, that'd be cool.
I mean, I mean, I'm a big cool.
Oh shit.
He's all big cool.
That's very cool.
That is what you, for every dude, is,
I don't know why it's loaded.
It's like you're married?
Yeah.
You got a girl, like, yeah, man.
So anyway, you guys, this is a studio.
This studio is nice.
Yeah, see this, I'm a real galabass.
It's my best friend in the world.
My girl was pregnant for three months, four months before even knew.
I just didn't bring it up.
Same thing with him. Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't bring it up, same thing with him.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know your wife's name for six years.
Well, I was embarrassed.
We had a party, I was like, what's around?
You're like, and this, and then I was like,
he's a kid in her name like, nah.
Oh, yeah, we're bad.
Let me still one of the, let me some caffeine.
Yeah, I'm a bit of some, man.
I'm try, try one of these bad boys.
What's this?
That's a magic mind.
That's what we take every, every.
Magic mind. It's basically like, it's like, what's a lot of these Magic mind. That's what we take every magic mind basically like it's like a was a lot of new trophy
Energy yeah, it's like a new trope but it's like it's basically
I mean one big state, but it's all natural. It's not like chemicals and stuff. Okay
Matcha more antioxidant. Do you own this? Why are you talking like this? No, I just
Even I know
Even I know he doesn't know. He likes this.
No, I wish I had a long Z scheme.
I wish I had a long Z scheme.
I wish I had a long Z scheme.
Yeah, for $14.99.
I'm really good friends with the CEO
and the reason I trust it is he made all his money
in another industry.
Then he had you drank too much coffee,
had a heart condition,
and had to come up with an alternative coffee.
Oh wow.
So I know he makes it, he doesn't have to make money on it.
So that's why I trust it.
It still feels so spectacular when you just grab it like that a little bit.
Yeah, I feel like you were gonna say,
if you just give me like five grand now,
you'll try and we'll get you in here.
Yeah, you can go big.
Two people below you.
Yeah, we talked about you.
I literally called him because they're coming up
with a fizzy energy drink,
and I was like, can I get in on the action?
Yeah, let me get a little so.
It doesn't taste terrible.
It doesn't taste terrible at all.
It's good, right?
I found a sweet lomo.
But see if it makes a difference, see if I look a little clearer. We'll see.
Was it magic mushrooms in there? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, I took magic mushrooms. We did Rogan.
Oh, okay.
We did this fight companion. Yeah, I love the fight. Yeah, we watched. And I took I I got
some he gave me some chocolate, you know, but I took apparently a lot.
You asked for it.
Yeah, because you guys were fucking drinking smoke
and weed, which I don't wanna do
at 11 in the morning.
So I go, well, let me try some mushrooms,
take the edge off, it'll be fun.
I'm not a seasoned tripper.
That shit hit me, and I literally,
at the end of the pocket, I have to catch a flight.
I had two flights, I panicked, so I leave, then I get on the plane and I'm having trouble eating my popcorn
I'm having trouble negotiating my hand and I start eating it. Oh my god
Geez, you've had that if you guys ever done any I've done I think like Edibles is the most of ever
I've ever done. Yeah, and even then I was like like pussy like tiny. Yeah, I don't get down with it either It's not for me. So you guys are for me. You don't sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp- no, I'm sp even then, I was like pussy like tiny. I don't get down with it either. It's not for me.
It's not for me.
No one's a high spot.
You're smoking now when again and again.
And you guys have been friends for how long?
14 years.
14 years, maybe 15 years.
Yeah. From the job.
Yeah, we met.
First day of university, we met.
He was like the only other black.
I was like him and one other black guy in the lecture
when I was like, oh my god.
There's my guys.
Literally, that's it.
And then we've been friends ever since.
And then whose idea was it to start the part?
It was my idea.
Yeah, it was my idea.
So again, working full-time job hated it.
And what was the gig?
So I used to be a personal trainer.
And then at this point, what was I doing as a job?
I was working in like gym sales.
What? It was horrific. It was horrific. Yeah, what was I doing as a job? I was working in like gym sales. What did it do? It was horrific.
It was horrific.
Yeah, it was horrific.
And then I just literally needed,
I was a super like, I'm a massive podcast nerd.
I love podcasts.
So what was used to happen,
he lived in Manchester, which is like three hours from me.
Yeah, from London.
So he'd moved there for work,
so I would visit him probably once a month,
and then every month would go out, get drunk,
and then spend the whole next day,
just on his couch, just shooting the shit,
laughing, talking about old stories,
just like basically doing a podcast in his living room
every single time, and then I said,
But you were recording it or you weren't?
No, I wasn't.
You were just having a conversation,
and then I said, oh, bro, like,
I'm not gonna lie, I can't stay focused on this job, I need hope.
So even, I don't expect the podcast to go anywhere,
but I need to pretend that it can,
which is gonna get me through this nine to five.
Yeah.
So we started it, I literally asked him
for like six months straight, and he was like, no, no, no, no.
Why'd you say no?
I just probably didn't, not even time,
because I've got time for my boy always,
but he's one of those ones where I didn't feel like,
I didn't feel like I wanted my face on screen
and things like that.
I just, and I wasn't into podcasts at the time.
You know, so I just thought it wasn't gonna be my avenue,
but.
Celebrities are liability now.
It does, it's not like.
But I don't think it's celebrity, like with podcasts too,
it's like everybody does it now.
Like when we started, damn, there's 13 years ago,
it was very rare.
Like when you said podcasts, we're like, what?
That's on the radio.
You're like, no.
So even he was, cause he was a full-time actor at the time.
And when he did it, all his actor fans were,
they've seen on my mind.
So much shit, they're getting so much shit.
And I'm like, my age tell you,
I was like, what are you doing?
Yeah, he was the one who was a jobter.
I was like, I'm telling you,
just show up twice a week.
I'm telling you, it's gonna be good.
Do you remember when that was,
the when that moment was,
when we had Conomer Gregoron.
We had Conomer Gregoron,
and we were just sitting there,
and we got along with him,
because we started talking to him,
you know, when the camera's worn off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
Like dudes, and so we're like,
and so he kind of trusted us,
especially him, because he was a fighter
in the UFC before him.
But then I remember you just said, we just keep this going.
And I go, because B was kind of in the kind of show I was fucking, yeah, I was just,
and I don't play that game.
It's like it's either you're in or all in or let's not do it.
I'm a side.
I'm the side.
You got to, and you guys do it.
Yeah, I listen to show and it's consistent.
Remember I said people that do it here and there.
It's like, you're not not gonna keep up, bro.
Yeah.
Like I come from TV so with like ESPN Showtime and with sports like you got to be consistent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I told him and he would advise me and him straight up because I'd be on set.
I'd be in makeup.
I would come by my fucking shorts and makeup.
My hair I was crazy but but he was the one who was like,
if we don't do it every consistently,
we may as well not do it.
Yeah.
And I remember I said,
you'll keep it going, I go, what do you mean?
And you go, we just keep doing this no matter what.
Yeah, for sure, man.
And it pays off like we always said as well,
like when opportunities are given to us,
our first thought process always like,
will this bother me doing it three times a week
every week for the rest of time?
And will I still enjoy it?
Or already am I thinking,
uh, this is going to piss me off in like a couple months
I'm not going to want to do this.
And if we even have that, we're like, now we're not doing it.
If we can't see ourselves doing it consistently forever,
then we're just rather not even stuck.
Because it's just a rest of the time.
You guys have guests, too. Don't you?
We're like once a month.
Yeah.
We have a guest on now and again.
We're trying to do it more consistently.
We, again.
I like when it's just you guys.
Yeah, most people say that.
And that's what that was intentional as well.
When we started, is that at the time,
most like 90% of podcasts, even till now,
we're just doing like guest-oriented stuff.
And again, I was like, I just don't want the hassle of
for one relying on guests,
always looking for a bigger guest.
There's nothing worse.
Oh my god. Take it from me, brother.
When it comes to like, there's nothing worth,
it's the worst part of the game.
It does, but I think it's the worst part of the game.
And I hate asking people to do things and if it's a friend.
And so it's like, when it's just us,
that's what it was designed for.
And then obviously to grow, you gotta get guests.
But when it's you too, that's the special sauce.
That's not favorite man. You don't wanna keep the special sauce. That's our favorite, man.
You don't wanna keep, you know?
That's our favorite, that's what we are.
We only do gas once a month, and if we miss a month,
we don't really care.
Like I think, at the beginning of the year,
we said, okay, let's get a gas every month.
I think this whole year, we said that in January.
We've already got three gas.
Three gas this whole year.
Yeah, we just know we're both.
Yeah, that's when you know you're vibing.
When you just need each other and you're just bullshit
and you got something to talk about.
It's actually authentic as well, because it'sing. When you just need each other and you're just bullshit and you got something to talk about. Yeah, it's authentic as well.
Because it's not like we didn't know each other
prior and it's like, oh, let's start a podcast together.
We know each other for years.
The conversations we have outside of the pod
is the stuff we talk about on the pod.
So it's just authentic and easy.
I think it shows how talented you guys are,
how good it is.
Because again, the StanH, everyone there,
Ga-ant has a podcast out of the basement.
Yeah, they're pretty consistent
because they know you can make money now.
So for you guys to be an outlier in this day and age,
like when we started, you know,
basic black and white,
when you guys like now to like blow up like you have,
yeah, well, especially, yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Like who's your audience?
Is your audience primarily young men?
You think so.
It's actually 70% women.
What?
Yeah, what is this?
Because you guys talk about relationships.
Boy, we can be more.
Yeah.
Because this is a straight car.
I mean, my demo is 18 to 45 bro.
That looks like me.
Yeah.
It's very rare we get a lady.
Very rare.
We didn't expect it because, yeah, obviously, how we are, how we interact, you'd expect the audience
to just be 100% dudes.
But then when the numbers started coming in,
and then like, you see the demo, you're like,
but they wanna hear probably how a man's mind is.
That's what most of the feedback we get is starting off.
They just wanna see how dudes think,
and that's why they're interested,
and then they stay for, because it's just vibes.
Like we don't like push a lot of podcasts, especially now.
That's when everyone's talking about like,
I'll take away male podcasters and don't let them talk and all this kind of stuff.
Is that fun?
They're equipment.
Yeah.
They're equipment.
I think like very, very similar to you guys, like we're a little bit more like new ones
and our masculinity, like we just talk about like, yeah,
we're just in the end every.
Yeah, I talk about like sucking his dick like all the time.
It's so funny when you were like, if you got bit on the dick,
Oh, yeah. And he's like, I mean, I suck about like sucking his dick like all the time. It's so funny when you were like, if you got bit on the dick, oh yeah.
And he's like, I mean, I suck it twice.
Yeah.
Like that's right up my alley.
Be let's take a little break with the boys.
I love these guys.
I love these guys, man.
And it's just like this, but yeah.
Way more handsome and dark.
I'm gonna be in Chicago this week.
And I don't know.
Oh, Dave.
Sean Berg.
I'll be in Sean Berg improv.
October, this Friday, Saturday, everybody. And then I'm at Raleigh at Goodnights
November 9 10 and 11
In in Raleigh, North Carolina and then Calgary I'm going back to my mom coming home. I'm coming to Canada Calgary
Been there been about four years
16 17 18 to Brian Calderon come for all and I am headed next week
I will be in Niagara Falls, New York at
Seneca, Casino, November 3rd and 4th. Those shows are damn their sold out. That is
one show Friday, one show Saturday. I'll have the great Brett Forte with me. And then
Chicago December 8th and 9th, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. And for the new
tour, keep on trucking. I'm in Nashville, January 25th, Austin, January 26th through the 27th.
Which I think is a thick point.
It's my birthday, cheers guys.
It's my birthday, cheers guys.
So it'll be important.
Listen, you gotta get your fats, but you gotta get good fats.
Like we'll make a sevens.
Like the kind of fats that Brian Johnson,
who is that famous multi-millionaire
who wants to live forever, he's 45 years old.
Maccadamia is he's two handfuls every day.
You know what the problem with Maccadamia is though?
Early for the rich, dude. I know until you go to house of Maccadamia. Of's two handfuls every day. You know what the problem with Maccadamia's though? They're early for the rich, dude.
I know until you go to house of Maccadamia.
Of what?
Yeah, they were a vegetable Maccadamia.
They were 90 plus farmers in South Africa, dude.
All right, it's sustainable.
And then, dude, I love their chocolate covered nuts.
I love all, you know, the 45% Maccadamia in the up bars.
I love all that.
I was drinking black coffee this morning.
Black coffee, why wouldn't you put Maccadamia if you don't get all that. I was drinking black coffee this morning. Black coffee, why wouldn't you put macadamia in there?
Well, I didn't know that exist.
Yeah, they'll give you a gallons worth.
Let me say it again.
And American gallons worth, it's pure macadamia milk.
If I drink that macadamia nut milk, will I look like the owner?
Well, you'll have the best oils and fats in your body.
It's great for satiety, meaning you won't be as hungry,
great for keeping your weight off.
No added sugars, oil stabilizers, preservatives,
like other nut milks contain.
We'll turn into the dime piece like that owner,
that's all I care about.
That's not gonna happen.
Can I just soak in that nut milk?
No, that's turning to the end.
You're not gonna be as good looking
as the owner of House of Macadamias.
Okay, and I'll just tell you.
You look house of macadamias.com slash T F A K, you will get that free gallon
of macadamia milk and the best nuts in the world.
All right.
House of macadamias.com slash T F A K. Get some.
Listen, Arcadia is a festival for a more beautiful world.
Our boy Aubrey Marcus is hosting something where pretty much anything is possible.
All right. It's a great time. No, never second to the fifth. It's that area 15, not area 51. It's
area 15. That is no, never second to the fifth. Dude, music, Dr. Romeo. Elder, I'm a huge fan of
Chromio. I'll go just for Chromio. Elderbrook, Jay Wolf, the glitch mob, Troy Boy, you know why this
is great? Because I'm 56 and I haven't heard of any of them.
So you know it keeps-
You've heard Chromio songs.
Well, but you know it's gonna be very hip
if a 56 year old doesn't know what the hell it is.
But I know if Aubrey Marcus is involved, he never misses.
And you like Burning Man?
This is basically, this is what Burning Man used to be.
This is the man without the burning.
Yeah. It's Arcadia and here's your chance
to be part of this legendary freaking festival.
Take your time out.
Yeah, on your dudes go to fitforservice.com slash Arcadia.
Right now that's fitforservice.com slash ARKADIA.
You got Chromio, Aubrey Marcus, what more could you want?
It's area 15.
Come on.
Right on my fucking alley.
Yeah, man, so I don't know why,
but I'm happy for it, because the, yeah,
it's a pain.
That's a thing about masculinity
or wherever the fuck you want to call it, you know.
It's like that, like people talk about identifying
as a man or a woman.
You know, just the truth is, as a man,
if you really honest, like if you talk about what it's like,
you gotta wake up every day and say,
today's a good day to die, I got all the answers.
But fucking right behind your face most of the time,
you're like, I don't fucking know,
you're just, you're making up as you go along.
But I think humor's like the hell,
like you guys do the same.
It's like that's how you deal with it.
Like the world's crazy right now.
Like we woke up to a mass shooting.
So it's like, God, thank God you guys are here.
You know, because I woke up,
I got my kids. He sees like daddy, he walked in with a gun, it's like, God, thank God you guys are here. You know, because I woke up, I got my kids.
He sees like daddy walked in with a gun, I'm like,
and he's three.
And you're like, I don't know.
Here, I'm put on loony tunes, forget about it.
That's what, that's what,
it's like, it's so heavy.
So I think it's an outlet for people.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what we say as well.
Like a lot of time I think people just come to us
as just like a respite from
the world's crazy.
You stay away from politics.
100%.
And we just don't even know we stay away from it.
We just take like a very lighthearted view on it and we just very adamant that we're like,
we're just two idiots just talking.
So like, don't take our words from us.
That's why I shouldn't be allowed to vote.
I don't know shit.
I'm an moron and my vote counts the same as somebody,
like that's insane.
So don't listen to me.
And I tell, you know, because Brian's old
and Brian's very educated and he's into that stuff.
I've got, I've had to get more into it
because we're in California, you know, with Korea.
So I've had to get a little bit more into it.
But I don't, you know, it's not,
it's not the takes on here,
it's nothing you're gonna hear that's original
or not regurgitated from more brilliant minds.
Like that's not what we do.
But Brian's older and Brian's very smart
and witty with that stuff and he can do it,
but it's not what,
but it comes from Zabro.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
I'm talking about that stuff.
I tune out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're talking, I'm like, yeah. Thank God, exactly. I'll yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah a sudden, we'd be like, what if I was Kim Jong-un, though?
Yeah, that'd be pretty sick.
That's the move.
Yeah, you'd go down that road.
Yeah, to be a king.
Or you could be like, I'm bored today.
Someone brushed my teeth.
Yeah, exactly.
I want a baby tiger to play with everyone I don't far.
And I'm just perfect and pure.
I just like, that's kind of cool.
Yeah.
So that's how we take our stance on everything.
We used to have a motto, just always find the funny.
And wherever it is, always find the funny. And we do, obviously, stare how we take like our stance and everything like we used to have a motto, just always find the funny and wherever it is,
always find the funny.
And we do obviously stare away from like certain things
that we do our not going.
It's so smart, yeah.
So it's an advertiser to just being authentic.
It's like, you know, like when my boys get around,
like yesterday I was at this truck shop all day long,
not a single person talk about Palestine, the government,
nothing, it's just not.
Trucks.
Yeah.
I think humor is like, you measure your life
on the amount of times you've laughed.
If you think about the whole world about good,
it is though, right?
I was thinking about that.
It's like, you can measure your life on your accomplishments,
but for the most part, like when you think about your friends
or you think about good things,
it's like, you were laughing in that memory.
Yeah, exactly, man.
That's the silly good stuff.
Our entire relationship is just lost.
It's the lost thing. Dude, you know how your iPhone does collages for you? Yeah, yeah man. That's silly good our entire relationship is just lost based on laughter dude we had you know how your your iPhone does co-ozges for you
It's that really sent me one I was like he's all I die
I said to him I was like he and I go like
Ten years
I was young and shit. It's like a montage you play at your funeral
I was young and shit. It's like a montage you play at your funeral Like the music is like the slow phase
He said it to me. He was like it just said bro
Like I said I was like I'm gonna I was crying. I was like oh shit. You play some my funeral. All right Apple. I feel you
Yeah, yeah, you'll look back on that you kids and then you guys are doing live shows too. Yeah
So we're doing we just came off tour a UK tour, doing the live shows and we're not allowed to talk about.
We're going to do some here next year and then we've got one in the UK next year as well.
And was the desire to get on stage when you started?
Now you know what is what? It's not even, it wasn't even, we just do the live shows for fun.
Yeah, it's for them, it's not for fun.
Yeah, it's for them, it's not for fun.
Yeah, it's for them and that's the thing,
like even coming here next year,
like really, slightly speaking,
we're not really even gonna make any money.
We're just gonna do it because it's nice to do
our audience is actually majority American,
I think it was like 40% as American.
So as in your audience in general.
Yeah, in general, of course the world is 40% American.
And we never spend any time here.
Every time we do a show, everyone's like,
oh, when you come into America, when you come into America, so we're just gonna come here next year do as much as we can
But we just do it for fun like even with this tour
Once we sold out all the dates the promo was like oh we can just double do you want to do extra shows at all the dates?
I'm like
Different out of work, too. Yeah exactly. Are you doing theaters? What would yeah, so we did theaters?
Like between I think for these days,
any from like 900 to like 1500.
Yeah, you're going to take questions from the audience.
You're going to just do a podcast.
So we do.
As a kind of.
Yeah, it's more like game orientated.
It's a very, very, very, very, like, different to like our show.
We have like certain segments that will will just make very grandiose.
And then we have a lot of games, kind of like performances.
I'm just fuck around.
Just making it the most...
Exactly.
Exactly.
...for the fans of celebration.
Everything that we do in the show, trying to make that as big and excessive and obnoxious
as possible on stage as well.
First time you went on stage, you were nervous?
Hell no.
It's a different, yeah.
Like you and him talking, I always forget people are listed.
I'll say something like, oh my god, shit, F-x.
And then you know, things happen.
But then when you're out in the crowd, like, oh shit.
Yeah, oh wow, this time you guys are fine.
Yeah.
Because at the end of the day, sorry bro,
at the end of the day, we just say it's stuff
to make each other laugh.
So when you're actually in front of hundreds
or thousands of people, you're like,
damn, is this actually funny?
Yeah.
Or did they actually think this is cool?
Or is it thinking, yeah, or the thing?
Yeah, you can't think, yeah.
You're just shooting.
Exactly.
You don't really stand up, so you didn't start
to stand to try.
No, we just, that's the thing as well.
A lot of people, I think, especially when they meet us,
they're respecting a certain personality and that they see on screen and they forget their like, because
I'm like very introverted person.
And like, I didn't care about making him laugh.
I don't really give fuck about anything else.
Everything I do is just to make him laugh.
I know what makes him laugh.
I know what makes him laugh.
Yeah, exactly.
And making yourself laugh, I swear to God.
I think the minute you start thinking about what's funny out there, you're fucked.
Yeah, exactly.
The idea is like, are we laughing?
If we're laughing, you already know that when you guys talk
and start talking about dumb shit like that,
there's a huge audience that wants that stuff
because everybody else is just as dumb.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's what, the one thing I realized that
somebody might have a PhD or somebody might be,
being a job that's really serious,
that doesn't mean they don't appreciate the shit
out of everything you do
because they have a silly side that they can't express.
Exactly what.
Or they don't know it's funny until they hear it.
Yeah, that's another thing.
That's what Saturday Night Live has been around
for so long.
Because Lauren Michael's philosophy was,
I'm not waiting for you to tell me what's funny.
I'm gonna tell you what's funny
and I'm gonna make the audience catch up to me.
And the secret of that show
Was that he believed that the audience was far more sophisticated than people thought comedically
So he would the idea was to break ground and get people to go is that funny? It is funny
You know that was what that was that's why they have that kind of longevity
So I mean notice things change how you guys are making a little bit of money? Have you friends coming around family?
Oh, yeah.
People trying to jump on board.
I mean, yes and no.
I think for me personally, they show a lot more love
and people come out of the woodworks to be like,
I had a message yesterday from someone
I went to primary school with.
And I was like, damn, I can't remember your name.
Yeah, and it's crazy.
But more time it's love than people trying to suck blood from you.
So it's not that bad.
It's not been too bad.
There's definitely been like little technical scenarios
where I'm just like, oh please.
You can feel that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, it is what it is, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just,
I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, doing with the hate. It doesn't have much to hate on with you guys, because it's not like you're doing hot takes on certain
situations or other people.
You know, so.
Yeah, that's the way we always try.
I hate you from that.
We always try and say is like,
evergreen is possible.
Don't really get the size.
But there has been a couple of times that we got in trouble
in South Africa the other day.
I'm like, dude, yeah, because basically you were in South
Africa.
No, no, no, no, no.
The South African audience on Twitter hated us for like a week
because, oh, God, sake. So basically, they're sending like someone Basically the South African audience on Twitter hated us for like a week because
God's sake So basically they'd sent in like someone sent in like this Twitter thread and it was from South Africa and
Half of it was in English, but they were just pepper in different languages because this would be like 11 different languages over there
They were just pepper in different languages, so we were getting frustrated and we're like, I want to read it
But we can't read it with all this gibberish. I can't understand it and they were like gibberish
I wanna read it, but we can't read it with a gibberish. I can't understand it.
And they were like gibberish.
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, oh, dude, no.
It's all you say?
Yeah, that's literally it.
And then I'm just, he, for a real?
Yeah.
For gibberish.
Yeah.
And the thing is, we use gibberish.
He could say something, intelligent, I'll tell you what,
that's gibberish.
You could say something about like magic mind, I'll tell you
to talk in gibberish.
I don't know.
That's just how we use it, flip and leave.
But yeah, they weren't happy to talk.
That's, that's, that's not too bad. Yeah, that's not too bad. That's where like, hey, you're talking gibberish, I don't know. That's just how we use it, flippantly. But yeah, they weren't happy at all. That's not too bad.
Yeah, that's not too bad.
That's where like, hey, eat a red dick.
Yeah, that's such.
That's such no death threats yet?
No.
That's why you know you've made it.
Yeah.
Not, not, yeah.
I get one on the daily.
I got a kid.
Yeah, I can imagine.
I'll be your friend.
Yeah.
I can imagine, bro.
It's a time of the day.
I'm like, wow.
Yeah, that's the same.
Like, what do you guys did me as think people ever said to you?
I'm like, boy, you don't want me to play that.
Oh, it hurts your feelings.
That's the...
Yeah, I take that stuff seriously.
I hate, that's one thing I take it's heart.
People can say that.
Sensitive with that.
Yeah, I'm super sensitive about it.
I can see like 10,000 positive comments
and someone could literally comment that.
Man.
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
That's what we're talking about.
We're wired that way.
Yeah, exactly.
Your brains wired that way.
So we just don't ever recombin' it as now.
But they did a study on like people that go out
and just hate on shit.
And you'd think it'd be like some dude in his basement,
you know, a lot of times it can be.
But what was fascinating about the study was that
it's a cross-pollination of people
you would never expect.
Some of them. Kindergarten teachers, lawyers. study was that it's a cross-pollination of people you would never expect.
Some of that.
Kindergarten teachers, lawyers, and there's something about some people who are just like,
nobody can see.
Yeah, and they keep working.
I don't know if that's the majority though, but that's what this study said.
You said that, you referenced that study for the past 10 years, and I've never seen it.
It wasn't 10 years, but you've been telling us about that, and we went through it.
This was a recent thing.
I don't know if lawyers are getting on there.
They've been like, no, they are.
They are.
They are.
I don't think so, dude.
What study was this?
This nurse, the lawyer was gonna give that up.
Like that's me.
Yeah, it's too bad.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Telling you to be fair, I was hating on that time.
We're not doing what's gonna get hate.
You know, obviously, a lot of people
that get hate on their outfit or on whatever they,
you can do anything and there are people
that just want wanna like that.
And it's a way of getting their shit out.
Yeah, people do get a serious kick out of commenting.
Anything is as well.
You can't take it seriously because really,
I don't know anyone in my life who would opt in
and comment in something.
So to take the words of someone that I can't even
conceptualize as a human being.
Oh, I don't take Yelp reviews here.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
He leaves a Yelp review or like a food review.
I'm like, get that review on my life.
Like my girl, like, how many stars is I'm like,
who gives a fuck?
Yeah.
You think of the people rating me?
But I feel like you leave reviews.
Do you leave reviews?
You leave a bad review?
Like even if I have a bad interview,
I don't say shit.
I mean, now these, she is your man.
She's our manager.
Yes, yes.
This is a very successful handsome, good friend. I was gonna say. Yeah, that, she is your man. She's our manager. Yeah, yeah. This is very successful.
Very successful handsome.
I was gonna say.
Yeah, that's handsome, handsome man.
Yeah, this is, and it looks like he's better
fight Tyson Fury next week.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That looks, looks athletic.
He's a very famous musician.
Is that true?
Sorry, that's not the idea.
He's modest, outfits rough.
Oh, man, I wish I knew like that outfit.
I celebrate that.
Yeah, I would get pretty Super recipe by I was oh wow
But he pulls that shit off
Yeah, I don't have that kind of thing secret
The bomb boy, that's yeah, that's not time now. But I'm a bomb boy. You're a bottom boy. Yeah a bottom boy
You guys keep up with uh, I mean, he's the biggest most famous boxer on the planet but Tyson Fury out there
He's never sure. Yeah, he fights Francis.
He's Saturday.
Saturday.
What do we say?
Yeah, Saturday.
You're from London, right?
London, yeah.
I thought he lives in Manchester, right?
Yeah, Tyson lives in Manchester.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he's unbelievable, man.
What's interesting out there,
where you guys are across the pond,
is like MMA is bigger out there.
That boxing's bigger out there. Like, there's more, is bigger out there, that boxing's bigger out there.
Like there's more, they celebrate it more,
they do better coverage than our coverage here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like to start like Tom Aspenal,
who's fighting for the championship.
He's from Manchester, pretty close.
But it's like UK, like combat sports is,
it's just getting massive, man.
It's a big KSI with the cross-up pollination.
There's a big fight mentality in England.
You don't come from a violent culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's beyond big KSI with the cross of the pollination. There's a big fight mentality in England. You don't have a fight on it.
You don't have a fight on it.
Yeah, it's a big fight mentality.
And everything is...
I've noticed this, so I was talking to someone
about this the other day.
And in England, I don't remember the last time I saw a fight,
but everything, especially across dudes,
is physical violence is the first point of cool. So like you can watch a lot of American podcast and American shows
and like YouTube channels stuff like that where's a lot of like got your
culture like people invite people on intentionally to like to like
fuck them over. Whereas like an England I don't
receive that they will fuck you over once they said and done and then
will hit Twitter but like there's not a scenario where someone can
invite me
on a show to try and out you.
Out me in front of, because I will fight you.
Yes, yeah, I will fight you.
But you know what,
you guys don't have the same gun issues that we're having.
Exactly, that's also very true.
In America, some do cut me off the other day.
And even I was like, it's all good man
and he was like, he wanted to fight.
If I was in England, let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Should go my way, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should go my way, let's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He'll show,
they did come my way.
He'll go my way.
He'll go my way.
I'll see how it goes, my man.
It will go, yeah.
You better have a sword.
But in America, it's like, my pride has gone.
I don't want to be true, man.
In England, I'd be like, yeah, let's do it.
Chance around with gum, whatever.
Might have a knife, but gum tier.
It's incredibly true. Or everywhere. So you guys are allowed to do that because you don't have the same recut
You can have a fish to coughs. Yeah, here not even in shun the face. Yeah, you do
It's my time though you get knife done pretty quick. Oh, yeah
Especially that's the last resort or the only resort. Yeah, it doesn't I guess it does happen
It happened a lot when we were younger though. That's when it was I was like
Shanked I guess it does happen. It happened a lot when we were younger though. Yeah, that's when it was like, he's like, my fucking heart is hurt.
A shank to do.
Yeah, you know, shot.
You don't recover from that, you know.
Yeah.
But I was in Bogna Regis.
Bogna Regis.
I know.
I was shooting a show for Discovery Channel Bids, fuck.
Oh, Jesus.
I thought he was going to say I was going to stand up.
I was like, bro, you're broke.
What an idiot. I went, the went, they told me not to go out
because it was dangerous.
I go, I'm from fucking New York, shut up.
I go out and I'm just at a bar.
I just want to see what's up.
And when I tell you, I don't know how many fights I saw.
I couldn't believe it.
For no reason, it just kept happening.
I'm unbelievable.
And they said that's where you can get stabbed.
You know that.
Yeah, those are like the certain,
yeah, like certain like really, really like poverty line areas.
That's just, it just bored him.
It's culture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause there's like,
the benefit system in England is like,
some of the best in the world.
So like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
So people can just live off benefits,
never have to look for a job.
And everyone's just bored.
Just bored. So literally all there is to do is just look for a job and everyone's just bored. Just bored.
Everyone's just bored.
So literally all there is to do is just get drunk and fight.
Yeah, just like drunk, we have kids.
Yeah, just drunk white people with bad teeth.
For real.
Just aggressive, white. White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white Not the most attractive group, right? And I've seen better. It's not Miami. Yeah.
Well, we had some ugly people here too.
Yeah, but they're gonna shout.
It's out of the sun.
It's out of the sun.
I bet.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's tough.
I mean, everywhere has ugly people.
This is pretty though.
Out of the way.
It's nice.
It's a show-ing.
You got a show-ing.
Yeah, a show-ing.
You got a show-ing.
Where you guys are at is like, the American Idol for homeless.
Yeah. That's the most idol for homeless. Yeah.
That's the most talented homeless in the world.
You gotta go down to Venice and places like down to Mountle.
A lot of homeless in Venice too, but not anymore, not as much anymore.
They gotta handle it.
You'll see enough, but where you guys are at in WeHo is, I mean, that's like capital.
I mean, you could go to Skid Row where it gets super dicey.
Yeah.
But when you're at it, you're gonna see a ton of homies.
Yeah, I would go down.
Limbicers are talented.
Oh, bro, just shout and do.
We were, we were, we were to let see for yes
Yes, yeah, like 10 minute walk. I see like three dudes just screaming at the top of the lungs
Hell I was like damn dude for no reason. Yeah, where's the manners? Yeah
In England they have the good manners to shower yeah
They just they're quiet. Please please
Hollywood Boulevard then bitches Juggling chain saw just trying to get a dollar
Hollywood Boulevard, the bitches, Juggling, Jansol just trying to get a dollar Yeah, it's awesome. What?
Pants off and shit. Yeah, that's capitalism, man.
Yeah, welcome to America.
He's called the marketplace, hustling.
Yeah, I would get closer to the beach, man.
Yeah, hit Venice. You'd like it.
All right, fair play, man.
When I'm a kid, how long are you here for?
We leave on the flat in New York on Sunday.
So we're gonna come back this. the Flatten New York on Sunday.
So we're not couple of days.
What's in New York?
St. More of the same.
What other shows have you done out here?
We did a couple yesterday.
So we did a movie one, which is called Raiders of the Lost
Podcast.
Raiders of the Lost Podcast, movie geniuses.
They're really, really good on us.
Yeah, they're black, but do you guys love movies?
Love movies.
Yeah, series, anime.
I like a couple of yours.
What? All right. No, no., series anime. I like a couple of yours. What loads
And by a couple of mine he means the parts I played the small parts I played that had nothing to do. Yeah, I like you
Joke it up. Yeah, I don't like you fuck
You can see me in the fucker mirror reflection
Yeah, when I was shooting
Director over I've known him forever. I go to come here. He has what's up? He's in the video
I go I'm not gonna be in this movie. I'm spending five fuck. Oh
No, we called you when Brian. Yeah, he called me this movie, but Brian's out there for like three or four weeks and I had to do something
I'm in a wig no no sure. I was doing some show and I was doing
I was doing some out in New York and Brian goes dude
We just we just rap for the day come meet me at a bar. I was like all right in New York and Brando's dude, we just we just wrapped for the day, come meet me at a bar
I was like alright and I just got off
Forget what I was doing with that Andy that big show for Bravo. Yeah, I'm doing something
Yeah, and so I'm like dude, yeah, I get off. I meet you at this bar. You didn't warn me
I go to meet you at the bar and he's with the league
All the smokeball guy. Yeah, but he gave me a heads up and lead so I walk in like
All those small guys. But he gave me a heads up.
And Lee, so I walked in, I'm like,
that's it?
And so I sit down and he didn't see that.
I told Lee that.
So Lee hates when people, so Lee's really small.
You know he is.
He's English, right?
Yeah, and he's great.
And Lee doesn't give a single game of thrones too, right?
No, no.
No, I know he's not the small person game thrones him.
No, he was in that too.
No, I know, no, I know he's not the, no. My heart, no, no, no, he was in that too. No, I know, no, I know, I know he's not the, no, my heart, no, I know he's not the main actor
in Game of Thrones.
They know all the way.
But you gotta understand, Lisa kind of got walk-mounted street.
When you walk down street with him, cars will stop to let him go.
He can't stand this.
He's like, motherfucker, he also dates girls.
He kills, I don't know, he goes on dates with regular size girls.
So, he's fucking crazy.
Jesus, dude, that's not a hell.
He's supposed to be a government.
No, I'm saying, he goes on dates with like women with like two eyes.
I'm saying, I'm saying, he's very aware of the effect he has and people always try to
like accommodate him which drives him nuts.
So I said to him, as we're there, I go, I know, it's not him, legal.
Legal?
Yeah, he's in the Joker and I go a great actor.
Dan, I fucking say that.
Dan, I'm a little person.
Dan, that's all I brought.
That's not me.
That's not me, man, you asshole.
It's not me.
No, sorry, he's gonna kill me.
It's just go, go to the cast.
Oh, jeez.
Go to Joker, he's the best.
So I tell him, I say listen, Brennan's coming
and he's not gonna, I'm not gonna tell him me.
They're typing a small guy. Yeah, okay
There's Brian right away nice. There you there is
We're spilling yeah, he's the man. So he's got a great sense of humor to and I go I go for a foot's being genuine
Yeah, yeah, I said I said to him I go I said to Lee I go I'm not telling Brennan anything
I just want to see how he reacts and he's going to act like,
oh, hey, how you doing?
This bar is yours.
You're not subtle.
What's up, I was like, yeah.
No, you know what you did?
You went like this.
Oh.
What the hell, what are you doing?
Oh, and with you, you're like, you're the RR, I'm like,
I'm good, man.
And then we were just, I was like, try not to laugh.
It's fucking, you're going to give me a heads up, man.
We got a kick out of it.
Yeah, he was great.
No, he's the man.
I'm trying to act normal.
Yeah, he's the man. He said, man, that's very cool. He went me a heads up. We gotta kick out of it. Yeah, he was great. No, he's the man. He's the man. Yeah, he's the man.
He's the man.
That's very cool.
He went on a movie park.
He went on a movie park.
That's very far from that.
That's very far from that.
I don't think we don't notice it.
I killed him afterwards.
Yeah, I hear you.
We went on a relationship called Love Is In Friends.
That's the only two we've done so far.
But then we've got this and we've got another one
after this called Retirement House.
And then we've got Kevon stage. Kevon stage and we've got. one after this called retirement house, and then we've got...
Kevin on stage.
Kevin on stage, and we've got...
Kevin on stage, we've got a great...
We've also got a...
Don't trip.
Don't trip.
Oh yeah, we were supposed to see...
Fuck so many.
Your boy.
What do you want?
Rick Glassman.
Oh, Rick's the man.
Yeah, I don't think it's been booked in, but we'll see.
Have you done any parts yet where it's awkward?
Where you don't vibe with the other hosts? Um, I think.
Yeah, it seemed pretty easy.
Before in the UK, we've done loads in the UK.
Like, that's all?
Um, that's been awkward.
Yeah.
Not for the whole time, but there's definitely somewhere people think that like,
we, we will carry the conversation.
Okay.
And then like,
Yeah, do the work.
If we're, yeah, if we're a guest, like, we come in at the show.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, we're just-
Yeah, I'm not cheering the load here.
This is your shit.
I do have to do it every week.
This is like a day off.
Yeah.
So yeah, there's definitely been a sun wave.
Even to be fair, even on Raiders, for a little, there was a few bits.
Oh, yeah.
But they expect the conversation to like, but we've never met before.
So like, they'll bring up a topic and that isn't move related and then we're just like,
yeah.
No.
It's not, it's not movie related.
Yeah, so they're just trying to have like normal
chitchat.
Do you guys think there's movie buffs?
Do you think movies are in the past 10 years
have gotten better, worse?
Are the movies you like?
10 years worse.
They're all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the movies you reference are usually 10 years ago.
Yeah, there's a couple, there's been,
don't make everyone, there's been a couple bangers, but like quite overall in the last 10 years. Yeah, what do you think?
To be fair one joke joke joke was joke decent. It's not really like the joke. Yeah, Joker's second was gonna be sick as well
Yeah, I agree
What's the last Tim Dylan's in the second one? Is he really? Yeah, there's a big part the new I
Would assume
He's got
Tim yeah, Tim Todd loves comedy so he's hilarious Do you have a big part that you? I would assume. He's got Tim.
Yeah, Tim.
Todd loves comedy so much.
He's hilarious.
Tim's, by the way.
Yeah, as far as like doing just the part, like so,
well, you guys do it together, but I do a part
that's where you're just talking to the camera.
As far as someone doing it just the camera,
Tim's the best.
The world has a lot of fun.
I've listened to a few of his,
and he's right.
He's like an hour straight.
He doesn't take a breath.
The memory recall is like, I get so jealous of stuff.
It pisses me off because I'm so small.
I got CT.
Yeah, it's, I mean, you know, I do that shit, yeah.
It's unbelievable.
But you guys are killing it though.
I have to give you guys your flowers.
You guys are probably a massive inspiration
for our podcast, I think.
Well, appreciate it.
Yeah, man, I,
I appreciate that.
I struggle with saying to,
if you're at the other day,
I struggle with a lot of imposter syndrome.
Sometimes when people send us messages like,
oh bro, like, you really, really, really help me.
Like, these drives to work on these commutes to work.
Like, it's just the worst thing in the entire world
and I hate it, but the only thing is I know every Monday,
is gonna be a good drive to work.
Another for a fact.
And there's something I can ride every week.
And I feel like an imposter,
because the only time I ever felt that, is when I was doing the commutes to work. And for a fact, and there's something that I can write every week. And I feel like an imposter, because the only time I've ever felt that,
is when I was doing the commutes work,
and I would listen to this podcast.
Oh, damn.
Come on, thanks for real.
Yeah, yeah, so big post-docs.
That imposter syndrome never goes away.
Yeah, let me give you a little emotional.
That imposter syndrome never goes away.
If it does, then you're a prick.
I'm so glad you did.
It never goes away.
I owe, it never leaves.
I've had them, and that's why consistency, sorry, I didn't read it. No'm that's why consistency. So I didn't read that's why consistency. So
important. Yeah, because I'm the same. I've certain pockets I
listened to. And if it's not there when I'm hoping I'm like
mother fuck you get so down. Because it's like such a it's a
routine thing. And you're banking on these guys getting a
done man. You know, somebody said I think it was Gary
Shanling. I don't know if you remember him, but he's a great
comic. Yeah, one of the greatest one the greatest writers and he uh and he said
It was a camera with a comedian and the comedian was
Who was the mean really well-known comedian very funny and I think it might have even even been Eddie Murphy or someone said
They said I never feel comfortable at a Hollywood party. Mm-hmm
Gary Shanling said if you feel comfortable at a Hollywood party
You are Billy Crystal and that also means you're not funny anymore.
And I, to your point, I'm so glad you said that.
I think you should always feel like an imposter.
And I think you should always feel like a little bit uncomfortable.
Maybe we're comedy.
Oh, anytime I do it, like if I walk into, if I'm doing a big podcast or any venue I go to for
stand-up I feel like when I walk in the green room they're like what are you doing?
Yeah exactly like I'm on the here for the show like no you're not.
Yeah okay no doubt.
No argument either.
Yeah okay no yeah I'll just not yeah I flew all the way from now I got.
You're also just bigger than everybody else in the ex-athlete and you just with these
misfit comics.
Not like that.
But I'm saying you're physically, when you broke into the world,
you always kind of, we kind of pushed you into it.
When we were doing podcasts, we would do live shows.
We'd be like 1200 people and I would go,
I would look at him and go, you're going out first.
I'm gonna be late and he'd be like, what?
I go, yeah, you're gonna go out and tell a story for 10 minutes.
I could never do that to him.
He would.
He would just wouldn't go.
Yeah, the show was closed.
This one, 12 hundred people never got there.
He just wouldn't go.
I promise you everything I left.
He's all of that.
Yeah, everything I left, I want to go.
But even when I was in UFC football,
it has nothing to do with my size.
Even when I was on the football team,
in the UFC, I always felt the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That doesn't go away.
So you should, I think as well though, there's also like the flip side of it.
I listened to an interview with, what's his name?
Sad Guru.
Okay.
And he said, he's taken a post-it syndrome to an extent which I believe, especially in like
business and stuff, he said, you should only feel like an imposter if you believe that
if all of it was taken away from you, you wouldn't be able to get it back.
So if you're supposed to start from scratch and you think, if you think you if all of it was taken away from you, you wouldn't be able to get it back. So if you're a staff member scratch and you think,
if you think you're here by accident and you think if all the fame and all the success
and no one knew who you were, if you were a staff member...
Re-start again.
If you truly believe that you would never get back here,
then you should feel like an impostor.
If you know for a fact that you know enough and you learn enough
and you're intelligent enough, charismatic enough,
whatever you need to do to get back...
You're still going to make...
You should, you belong here and you should feel like you belong.
That's a great heart that you have.
That's a great point.
Yeah, that's so fucking true.
I think longevity to like, staying relevant is a lot of fucker.
It's difficult to say that.
And like, it's another thing as well as like,
I always knew that I told him from the start,
I always knew that our podcast was gonna be successful
because I am my worst critic ever.
Like I hate everything that I do.
I don't wanna hear my voice, I don't wanna see my face,
I hate everything.
So when we did our first episode and I listened to it and I laughed,
I was like, okay, go.
Now how do you keep it?
If I can like it, I can't listen to it.
How do you keep yourself true to that?
Do you watch the podcast ever you're done?
I do now because you do.
You do.
We take it.
We take it only because we take all the clips that we put out, go through us first.
We review all of it, we don't edit it anymore, but everything still goes through us, so
we have to watch it.
And I still don't like watching it.
It's all worst, but it's just a necessary evil.
But yeah, I think I knew from the job, I think a lot of people, even like we said, when
everyone has a podcast, I will only start something if I. I think a lot of people, even like we said, when everyone has a podcast,
I will only start something if I know I'm gonna be good at it.
I'm not gonna embarrass myself like that.
Public shame is like my worst thing.
So I would never start it if I didn't know.
I think a lot of people just think like,
oh this is cool, this is fun.
Like I enjoy stand up very, very, very much.
I would never do it because I know I wouldn't be good at it.
How do you know?
That's not true.
I just don't have that talent.
I disagree with you.
We're not comedians. I've seen you guys. Yeah, but we make each other laugh. I don't care. because I know I wouldn't be good at it. How do you know? That's not true. I just don't have that type of. I disagree with you. We're not comedians.
I've seen you guys.
Yeah, but we make each other love.
I don't care.
I've seen you guys.
I don't think I'll be good.
Well, no, what you have in imagination.
But you know, I'd be the other thing with them.
I don't think you need to do it.
Oh, well, yeah.
That's another thing as well.
Take it from a guy who's done, sometimes you're going
to spread yourself so thin, stand up is the hardest
thing you ever do.
So that takes so much energy.
It's gonna do so much.
That's gonna do so much.
Oh, for sure, yeah, there's another thing.
You do this three times a week.
So we do it.
So we have a second new YouTube channel that we do.
So at the minute, we record our main show
twice a week, we do our reacts channel once a week.
And then we're about to launch a Patreon only show.
You only have time for this once a week.
Yeah, we focus on all of our energy on this.
And this is working.
Which benefits us massively because we don't rely on brand deals, they're nice and stuff.
We don't rely on anything else.
We just do everything in house.
In house.
In house.
And you get sponsors and all that.
Yeah, we have those sponsors.
But mainly we make more from the show than we do from like our sponsors and our brand
it was in the start that we do outside.
And that's what we do.
It's our main focus.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Don't fuck with it.
Yeah, it's never.
We can't.
Never.
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No, we need to do we need to do whatever it takes back.
I'm never
back.
I'm not ready.
I'm just starting to only fans to keep this life.
I've got pretty toes dude.
I'll do where it takes.
I'll do some funky shit.
Keep this life going
From my kids to that 100%
Yeah, be careful, keep your nuts small because if you get a really big nut off of something now you've got to do it
So yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly man. I need to borrow money
What happened was that picture my magic money?
Guys, magic money is a hell of a...
I think I can feel the cooking to be fair
It's fucking locked in I'm telling you, yeah, bro, you can do that Guys, magic mind is a hell of a... I think I can feel the cooking to be fair.
It's fucking locked in.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, bro, you can do that.
Well, so we started it because he took one
and he was talking to me like this
and I was like, man, you're kind of aggressive, he goes,
I know, yeah, and I go, you took that magic mind
and he goes, fuck an A!
I know, it feels like I'm still a big Adderall.
So, it's like, yeah, I get some problems.
I feel like if you drink coffee
and then you take a magic mind,
it makes it something about it.
On his.
Do you feel it or no?
I feel good.
I feel a lot.
I feel a lot.
I feel a lot.
I keep looking and you think,
I'm sure I can pick you up.
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,
I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, really, I really, I really, I really, I really, sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could.
I'm strong, are you?
I'm pretty strong, bro.
I'm pretty sure I could.
I'm pretty strong, bro.
I'm pretty sure I could.
I'm pretty sure I could.
I'm pretty sure I could.
I'm pretty strong, bro.
I'm pretty strong, bro.
I'm pretty strong.
Don't you go from this fun life to going back
to fucking being a personal trainer?
Oh, you are a personal trainer.
I was too, man.
That explains your chest.
Thank you, dude.
And your ass.
Dude, personal trainer. Thank you. By the way, you're like, you're like, you're like, you don't think I, I drink a't think I I drink a man in because I
Drink me in I mean drink you in in a
That's a described fighters is banged out
I I mixed with feel so I take I drink you in in a semi straightways when I'm trying
But when I I'll look at a man's ass and legs to see if he's an athlete if he's hitting that part first
Yeah, yeah, and I noticed she got a bit of a tailpiece bro. I used to have a popular man
I used to stop squatting because my last six all of it my chords weren't growing for years and I was in school
I had to start doing like hack squats and like that Nicki Minaj
Imagine my mixers horny
Put a filter on them lins. Yeah, Rocky's on the drink.
Yeah.
We're talking about some brown on white crime.
No, bro.
I said it.
I said it out loud.
Brown on white crime.
Oh, man.
Jesus, look.
This is a book to my magic mind.
Magic mind.
Give me stock, motherfucker.
The magic mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't do this me stock, motherfucker. I'm just like, I'm a big fan of you.
I can't do this.
Yeah, but were you an athlete before this?
No, so we've always been big into sports.
Nothing, but I was a boxer when I was young.
Made a lot of basketball, and then I stopped growing,
so I stopped playing basketball.
Never got into what we call soccer, you call football?
I personally, I fucking hate the cold.
I hate the cold, dude.
So I never, I never play football.
I played it with my friends, but I hate the cold.
So I was, I'm such a pussy.
I get a little long neck.
I can't conserve heat.
Yeah.
Oh, so I have no body fat.
So it's, yeah, I'm shredded.
I'm mother fucker.
I'm like, I'm a pro.
As you see me later, I'm taking my shoes off.
I'm saying that.
I treat you, I treat you. You guys will drink me and too. Thank you, sir. Yeah. Thank you, sir
Boxing the basketball that's it. I want to pick you
Bro, I'm sorry. It's just that body where it's like I could kill him. No, bro. I got a fucking wrestler
You guys you're leaving by man. That's fine. I got his guy's gay though, right? Yeah, for sure, man. Hopefully.
I do a little boxing and wrestling too.
Oh yeah, I heard that you,
yeah, yeah, I'll keep on.
I definitely fuck you up.
I'll say she does. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no on the show, but you don't, your personal eyes don't seem like,
you're like me and I might have straight up arguments.
Now we're venture, we've never had an argument.
No, no, no, no, no.
In our friendship, we only had one argument ever.
Oh, no, I got angry issues.
I've gotten in his face.
That's what I call my air.
Oh, seriously?
I have anger.
He is horrible angry issues.
Again, the dynamic is different as well,
because you know, he would just like,
he's older.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we could, we can't take, because you know he would just like, he's older. Yeah, but we couldn't, we can't take that risk,
because he would be like,
he's Nigerian, he's got a whole clan behind him.
Your generation keeps saying,
he's a clan for some reason.
Because Nigerian, he's got,
if you're Nigerian and you marry a Nigerian,
you're marrying their whole family, am I wrong?
Yeah, no, you're not.
And also, if you fuck with him,
you're gonna have to fuck with his brothers,
his cousins, they'll come from Lagos,
you're a disaster. You're children. It would're chill right the content it would be tough bro but yeah
we never never I'm not sure I just like to sell issues never ever ever um we we we we actually I'm
kidding we get along like we get also we've never we've come on here and you found we hate each other
yeah we've never we've never we've gone into our text and then our call. Oh, okay
He'll call because once we talk it's over. I saw yeah, we usually do like if every time we have an issue
We do like a little love sandwich. Well, I was thought of like bro. I love you
But good for you issue and then be like anyway, but anyway, do what you want to do? Yeah
I love you. This is my problem. Well, it's a marriage. Don't kid yourself.
You guys have a business and a huge thing going.
That's a marriage.
And you're a strong as your union.
And so you have to learn how, and I was thinking about that
with us a lot back in the day, is like,
we had to figure shit out right now.
There's no left or right turn.
Like, it's like, we got to be honest with each other.
If something's bugging you, you got to be honest about it.
And it's the same thing.
It's some heavy shit, too.
Like, when I got fired from Fox, I call him, I was like, hey, we thing. It's a bit some heavy shit too, like when I got fired from Fox,
I call him,
we don't have the studio anymore.
He's like, when am I gonna get fired?
I can always not worry.
And I did, I was like,
I already have a studio lined up,
we'll figure it out.
Then I made shirts like,
better against us and all the show.
The best is,
the best is I can tell when some shit's
going down in his life,
because I'll get this text.
What's up?
Just randomly, what's up?
What the fuck is this?
Just no, just just just a vacation.
Just how you doing?
I'm like, hey, he's, hey, what's going on?
I got nothing much.
Anyway, we'll just, he'll start talking.
I'm just waiting as he's in.
But we'll all open up with some, I don't give a fuck.
I'm like, how's your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,
your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your,'ll just get a text with my name and capital letters. Yeah, Jay.
That's saying no some shits up.
With the heart of A's, yay.
That's saying no some shits up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, facts.
Wow, yeah, yeah.
That's life, man.
It never stops.
There's always a fire to put out.
Oh, it was a problem.
Oh, but for you guys, right?
No, I'll put it in the guest.
I woke up to like 37 messages this morning,
because that's how I'm different
Waking up here. Everyone's like basically finished their day at home
35 messages all about 35 problems
Have you lies the ground? Exactly. Yeah, I was thinking about I've the other day I woke up and I was stressing about some shit
Then that's kind of what's good about the Israeli conflict where you're like well, my house has no murder
My house is a murder free zone. You can be worse. Yeah, I'm not in physical pain. So you have you guys don't have kids do you?
No, yeah
Chiddle change and then I think for you guys I think for you guys to and I'm sure it's come is eventually get to a certain level
And you guys are there where
One of the executives with the TV night where it's like this would work on TV.
You see what I would do is a doose and marrow. What we do is not for TV. It never stands a pen and it never works. Stay radical and independent for real.
Yeah, man. When you sell out them the fan base like, oh, we're out, man.
Yeah, it's like coming back and like, no, we're good, dude.
Yeah, we were talking about a few months ago. we were talking about KSI, and KSI still does,
even though all the other stuff is still going on,
it still does like really corny,
like try not to laugh YouTube videos every week.
And that's what made him big.
And exactly, I didn't realize how big KSI was.
But I guess out here, you know,
cause it's what I'm older,
but maybe the young kids do,
but I didn't realize how massive he was.
Because you know, he's the reason why Primes is big.
It's not, everyone's just Logan.
It's KSI's the reason why it's big.
Because he could have dealt with Jake.
So he's still huge.
Oh, right.
Bigger than ever.
He just fought.
Yeah, he just fought.
He went to his fight last week.
That's what made him, or how was it?
It was not good.
In person, not good.
No, it was equally as bad in person as it looked on the screen.
It was not a boxer.
He's really not.
But you don't have to prop that.
The problem is, I don't know what expectation
you guys had going in.
I don't have high expectations for it.
So if they fight at a level that's out of 10,
it's a two, I thought it was gonna be a one.
So I do, I'm like, all good.
Box is so hard.
The place I'm not about that.
If you're thinking you're gonna see a Tyson fury type of fight
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So for those guys I give them their flowers
I take a lot of shit from my people, you know who are fight experts
But it's also like that's it you got to remember like what Tommy Fury's doing
Right you got to remember Tommy Fury in England. He's big got here. He's big right but
Tommy the name is price fighting
Price is the main thing Tommy Fury is a prize fighter
He's made more money in three fights than at the Cruiserweight division the champion
He's made more than a guy will make ever his entire career. Yeah, he's a free fight
Oh, it's mine and so people are hating on like but the remember it's price fighting
He's made 30 million dollars. I think in three fights. Jesus. man. And so people are hating on like, but the, remember, it's prize-fighting.
He's made $30 million, I think, in three fights.
Jesus.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah.
Like 20 to 30, we don't know the exact estimates.
Bright 20 to 30 million.
Yeah.
And he's fought YouTubers.
Yeah, dude.
He's one you fight.
He's, that's what I was saying.
He's cracking code.
He just had to be more really good.
Sometimes I'm not easy.
It's also not easy to get in there.
He's still getting hit in the face.
I mean, it's, there's no risk to him either. Cause he, he's fighting not easy. It's also not easy to get in there. He's still getting hit in the face. I mean, it's not risk to him either
Because he he's fighting KSI the guy KSI's like a knock him out. Yeah, exactly like you know, probably not gonna knock him out
So it's like he beat the game bro. He's one
What would you do with that kind of money? You ever think about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, different would your life be honest
Well, but I would have picked you up
The impulsive I would have picked you up. I would have thought that we were about to get involved.
The impulsive thoughts of those times.
If you live from the legs, you'll be fine.
Would you guys ever get into that kind of YouTube box?
That's a big enough.
I'm waiting for the call and I promise you.
I've said before, because I know I would be the guy who gets dropped.
My ass would hit the canvas twice.
And I'll do that double bounce, look up and fly. Yeah, the world is watching. I wouldn't be able to live down the embarrassment.
Yeah. I'll go away. Yeah. I'll wait too much pride. There's a lot riding on that.
Yeah, it's not happening man. They've got offered. He got recently offered. I bet. I saw
the numbers they were flowing around and I was like, come on, I need to talk to you.
It's not Tommy. And you're in my mail box. What's up?
I'm a mail box. Here's the thing. If it was like influencer boxing, you'd sign me up.
I'll do that right there.
That would be a piss day.
You'd do three fights a night.
Yeah, I'd be happy.
I'd be happy.
Easy paid, I'd be like, hey kids, sit front row.
But the problem is, is I got offered a beer knuckle,
Emma Mayfight.
Jesus.
It's like, whoa.
With a big, another big monster.
Nah, not worth it.
No.
No, not worth it. I. No, not worth it.
I was like, we could start training now, I'll hold this.
Brian was like, it'd be good for content, like bro,
if this is what we have to do,
we're gonna be able to work on.
A little leech.
A little leech.
Oh, yeah.
Well, my feet a little bit, like my 25%,
25%.
I'm making fun of that.
But you guys, we even consider it.
We wouldn't consider it.
You know, it's common.
I bet it will come by.
And the thing is, the more I say I'll never do it, the more likely I am to get the email. But I'm not doing it. Yeah, but you don't consider it. You know, it's common. Smart. I bet it will come by. And the thing is, the more I say I'll never do it,
the more likely I am to get the email.
But I'm not doing it.
Yeah, but you don't have to.
You just get to the shit.
Be funny.
That's what we need.
You don't need to get on the phone.
I feel like a lot of times you're,
now you're lending yourself to the spectacle of things.
And that's a debate, right?
So now it's just like, I don't know.
So you don't want to compromise who you are for attention.
I don't see the point.
Man, it's just like, it's just like, the money's not going to make it,
literally unless it is like 30 million and I'm like,
oh, okay, cool, like, it's like, yeah, it's like,
it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
I can't do what I'm doing.
I could just show up and then just take like a punch and be like,
oh, no, I'm done.
And it doesn't give a fuck, it doesn't matter,
I'm done with you guys, it's like, it's over.
But like, for the money, because like, swarms,
you can musician who always fights on the the misfit cars and every
every fight he's lower and lower and lower on the card he gets rocked
everything you want one rapper as well his his his
facade is gone like he's just now he's just known as just the joke that gets
knocked out in 10 seconds he actually got knocked out in like 11 seconds
the other day on On the same card, yes.
Oh, the barricade.
And they're not even paying him enough for him to stop
because he keeps coming.
He keeps coming back.
He might not be doing well in his other lane.
That's why he's definitely not now as well.
Yeah, music's done.
So yeah, I can never be another swan.
I don't look good when you're,
but I think guys like KSI, Logan Paul Jake,
like they can lose in their fan base.
They don't change.
Yeah.
Cause what's different about them than real fighting
is that they don't care about wins and loss.
They care about the buildup and they care about the tears.
Yeah, everything's a win, man.
It's a reality show.
Even like literally the KSI losing to Tommy
straight off the Jake's just left to Tommy.
Now KSI Jake is gonna be bigger than everyone
who they've been in before.
They're gonna be amazing.
Yeah, it doesn't matter which, what happens. They just know how to manipulate it to make it more money. Sorry to be ignorant everyone before. It doesn't matter which happens,
they just know how to manipulate it to make it more.
I'm sorry to be ignorant about this, I don't follow this.
Is KSI gonna fight Jake now?
I think that's what they've been talking about for a while.
Yeah, they've been build ups.
They've had like beef over years.
Yes, beef over years.
I think he's got his hands full with Jake.
Oh, Jake will fuck him up.
Yeah, Jake will fuck him up.
KSI knows a bit.
My thing with KSI just got big just from like video games?
So he was like a FIFA YouTuber,
same with all the Sidemen,
but he's just like the biggest out of his group.
So the Sidemen, do you guys know about the Sidemen?
So Sidemen is just like a YouTuber,
but it's like the biggest YouTube group,
if you will, in the world, probably.
It's just like a bunch of guys who used to sit
in their room and play FIFA. And they just all got together. Yeah, and then they were just all friends and they used to just like a bunch of guys who used to sit in their room and play FIFA.
They just all got together. Yeah, and then they were just all friends and they used to just
like cross pollinate and they formed this group called the Sidemen and KSI was one of them and
he's just propelled himself to be a lot of life. And what is it just on Timber Lake of that group?
Exactly. Exactly. That's the fact that they were a podcast. No, they were just gamers.
Dude. Oh, gamers. Oh, good.
They're younger.
I'm sorry, let me take out my dentures.
No, so they all have their own separate YouTube channels.
And they would just like collaborate.
And then stream and just play games.
And then like they form like a quote unquote group called the Sidemen.
And then they have videos together on their Sidemen channel.
And they all have their separate YouTube channels as well.
They make crazy money. They all have like every, separate YouTube channels as well. They make crazy money.
They will have like every, or the individuals have like millions of millions of subs and they just celebrate their 10 year anniversary
last month.
More power this week, last week.
Like KSI had a cool post who's like, this is why do I went from this to this.
Like he got in great shape and obviously has fame and money now.
He showed a picture of him in the box and ring.
You know, he's kind of jacked and thenaping the show when he first started on YouTube.
He's just like this nerdy kid on there.
Closet on there.
Yeah.
Talk about the glow, I'm glad.
Yeah, literally.
Money would talk about me if I had that.
That forehead stays there.
Dude, I was gonna say, that was the forehead.
Does long as the bandana stays on.
Oh, shit.
The glow, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Here he is.
Yeah, man.
Money can't fix the forehead, but he is crushing it.
Oh, he line is are you saying he wears a pandemic is oh,
bro, you don't see no without it. It's concerning. Yeah, it's
concerned. He's learning disaster. Yeah, it's disaster.
It's a disaster. It's a disaster. It's the same French. Um,
speak French. That matter. You guys me that. Uh, that's great. We had
to go from that to like this. I mean, I gotta get on top of that.
Five most famous people in this massive race.
And I knew prime was big when my son's in baseball
and it's like my turn the dads have to bring the snacks
every game whatever.
And it's my turn to bring the snacks.
And I brought Gatorade like a goddamn gentleman.
And these kids were like, where's the pride?
Like Tom Chent.
Yeah.
I was like, what?
I pride, man.
Hey, you're a pride. You're a p-d-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er where the fuck it comes from. Did you set that up? Yes. Okay. So I get a free ship. My son literally grabs it and just goes home with it every day.
Yeah, they send it to us as well.
And my barber came around and got my hair.
He took all of it.
He was like, I was like, oh, do you want some prime?
He was like, yes, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
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please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please the new, like, Cloberry flavor, and they've got like,
rare, ultra rare, like the different bowls
that treat them like Pokemon cards.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
It's insane.
Crush it.
They know what they're doing.
Oh, they're doing.
I saw that for.
Oh, the, yeah.
The, the Madam, like Logan told me,
the Madam money, his first check,
they got from the, I was like, wait, what?
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, he's got some cash.
That's cool. It nuts. Yeah. Fab, why? Oh, man. He's got some cash.
That's cool.
It nuts.
That's fantastic.
Thank you, done.
You know, you'd be done.
Are you guys going to do flagrant or anything in New York?
No.
I'm basement yard.
Oh, they'd be great with salty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know salty?
We just missed them.
We were supposed to go to, he did a show in London.
Yeah, he was just there.
Yeah, yeah.
The day before we flew, I think.
Yeah.
And we were supposed to go, but recording session around the late night. But he's back now when you in New York, I'll connect you guys just been there. Yeah, the day before we flew I think yeah, and we were supposed to go but we're recording session around late
But he's back now when you in New York. I'll connect you guys when we leave. Yeah, sure
We're happy to do it man. Yeah, I'm a big fan of his man. He's funny
That's a good podcast. Yeah, for sure. I like fragrant. Yeah, yeah, one of my faves
First time in New York you've been to it would be our first time. I'm really yeah, when I was like seven years old
It's gonna be sick. That's wild. Yeah, should be fun.
You can't like that, man.
Especially down work of shultz studio is,
that's a cool area.
Okay.
Yeah, you'll just, you'll be like,
all the boys up the,
De Stefano, do you know Chrissy D?
I'm never meant, but yeah, I know who you say.
It's great.
Yeah, yeah.
You're good one for you guys.
You are garbage, are we our garbage?
Or what, or is it not?
Are you garbage?
They're great, yeah, Kevin, yeah.
Sick man, I'm down for the next round.
Yeah, yeah, post. We'll make, I'm down for the game. Yeah, yeah, Paul's making it happen after this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Paul.
We got another two hours of, if you guys are fine with this.
Nah, but I'm having a great time, man.
We got some current events, Jim.
Yeah, I do.
But a quick question for Fuhad and James as well.
It just says a producer.
You guys do the reaction videos.
Do you guys get demonetized for playing other videos?
We did at the beginning, but we started to manipulate
how we, what we react to, so we don't get demonetized
anymore. I think the first two.
Yeah, so what you need to do is you need to exclusively
react to TikToks.
Yeah, TikToks.
Yeah, yeah.
And also try and make sure they're original TikToks,
because a lot of TikToks are just repurposed.
Yeah, that's a good point.
So make sure it's not repurposed YouTube content.
I'm not gonna lie, I edit the go through hell.
Every week, he uploads an episode,
I think at least two clips get cut for copyright.
But so far, I think, apart from one,
every video when I react to channel is monetized.
That's great.
Yeah, man, it's doing really, really well.
That's good note, Jen.
Yeah, also, Jen, when did you get your neck tattoo?
Because I'm curious if you were...
Oh, let me see, Jen. You have one too? No, no, no, no, Jen, when did you get your neck tattoo? Because I'm curious if you were a legacy, Jen.
You have one too?
No, I've got neck tattoos.
I'm a big anime fan, so this is from Naruto's
in the Koski Cloud.
I got this.
I remember when we were still working.
I said as soon as I quit my job,
I'm gonna get tattoo on my neck, so no one would ever
ever put me in here.
That's when you know there's no going back.
No one will ever give me a good get.
Whenever I see a guy with a neck tattoo, I'm like, okay.
All right, there's no neck tattoo.
That's a bold move. He's not gonna work at the back. Nothing, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, neck tattoo like okay That's a whole new
He's not gonna work at the back
I'm a bull's deep in animated
I'm kind of a muscular nerd in a good way
Exactly my right
I want to get one on my neck for my kiddos
But it's always dicey
You just always learn with that
I've always wanted neck always
You should do it always wanted neck
Yeah I've sold this TV show
Then I think about it
I'm like if I'm on TV with the neck
You know Oh bro those times are over man Gav of your head You might be right Yeah for sure man Yeah, I sold this TV show that I think about them like if I'm on TV with the neck, you know, I
Bro those times are over man. Go have your head. You might be right. Yeah, for sure, man
I loads of people are tight. It was on the net. Yeah, it's never ever ever ever
I've been initially
It's a nice distraction from the
You like David dudes like people just assume you're in the KKK at your age Rob maybe don't James do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Just get my face this yeah and just bottom boy
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even deeper into this whole thing,
where John Jones got injured,
he's supposed to fight, see, see, see, see, see.
Oh, no.
Oh, he tore his peck, was something, right?
Yeah, he tore his back off the bone.
What?
The Dana goes, all right, we got a new fight
for the intern belt of Tom Aslanol,
fellow Englishman Tom Aslanol, who's a savage,
for a Sergei Pavlovich, and that'd be for the intern belt,
but it makes no sense.
Cause John's out probably a year.
And then I don't know if it's common knowledge,
but John and Steepay, who originally
was fighting two weeks in Mads Grigarden,
both were in retire.
The plan was for both of them retire after this fight.
It's like a legendary fight.
But now it's, I feel like you have to drop the ball
a little bit.
Just make the new fight for the actual vacant belt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
How the fuck do you think he's gonna come back in a year
or do you think he's just gonna stack it off?
I don't know, because he's not young.
Yeah, he's not sick.
He's 36, I think.
I think he's 36.
Yeah, I think he's 36.
But that's a lot of miles on the 36, right?
He's been doing for a while.
He hasn't taken a lot of damage.
Besides the Gustaf and fight and stuff.
And he's taking some damage.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, man.
I see, um,
Aspenol is a minus one 30 favorite.
But the bad guy, if you gave Arsenal a 12-week camp, I would have him as a minus 300.
Your, your boy Tom Aspenol should be the heavyweight champion in the world, I think.
He's most talented dude. He's so funny. And you think he would give John Fitts?
He's the only guy who can give John Fitts, yep.
Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah, he's a savage.
He's really close with Fury 2. Oh, you're training together? Yeah, yeah.
That doesn't surprise me. Yeah, they do train together.
Yep, they've trained together. Yeah, they came up together.
Yeah. Shit. Do you think, um, you wouldn't know, after this,
after Francis Fies on Saturday,
do you think things are gonna give him a shout,
try and store something out, or do you think it's the boat said?
Oh man, I think,
if you're a beat Francis,
and then I'm furious you don't fight Useq, right?
They announced that.
Did you see it?
No, I didn't see it, I think.
From over in the second fight,
before we even had this fight.
They announced it late, So the announced Francis Tyson,
and then the announced Tyson and Uses.
It was so disrespectful.
But Tyson on Ariel was saying,
he's like, just,
Ariel was like,
do I feel like that was bad taste?
Like do that.
Tyson goes, I agree with you, 100%.
That was out of my control.
He's like, I had nothing to do.
He goes, no, I didn't announce it.
He's like, those Saudis where it's at.
He's like, they announced it.
He's like, and I have no saying it. He's like, I Saudis where it's at. He's like, they announced it. He's like, and I have no saying it.
He's like, I don't like that.
That makes it look like I'm overlooking Francis,
which is not the case.
He's like, so I agree, bad taste.
I'd say Francis looks fairly good in this fight,
which is a tall order.
I think Daniel come knocking,
but if Francis gets knocked out,
or let me tell you silly.
He'll get knocked out.
He'll get knocked out.
Well, I agree,
but I think if he's also made to look completely just silly.
Well, if France is wins.
He ain't gonna win.
But what if France is winning?
Yeah, if he caught him, he'd be the biggest thing for him
and he'll be in the UFC.
Oh, it'd be the biggest upside in comments
for its history.
Yeah.
Tizen's the best to ever do it.
The best ever put on gloves.
Nobody's better.
If he gets knocked out by a MMA guy who's never boxed,
the remodeled money would be crazy.
What's interesting, there's no rematch clause.
Fury hates rematch clause.
I bet.
So the area was asking, he's like,
why no rematch clause?
And Tyson, he's like, that's so stupid.
He's like, it takes away the hype from the first fight.
Yeah, exactly.
Cause they're like, oh, if you lose, we know what's next.
So he's like, so I'd never do it.
He's like, that's why the Usyk fight got held up.
Usyk's like, we have to have a rematch clause. And he's like, so I'd never do it. He was like, that's why the Useek fight got held up. Useek's like, we have to have a rebatch clause. And he's
like, no, if the fight's good, the fans are going to see it. We don't have to, if they know
it's guaranteed, then it takes away from the same.
That's the same with the wildest stuff. Like that got so boring. Like it was so exciting
at the start. And then just like, re-match, re-match, it's like, it sucks.
Yeah. It takes away that. It makes you forget the first fight.
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
It's interesting.
What else you got, Jin?
All right. This is made headlines recently Yeah. What else you got, Jen?
All right, this is made headlines recently too.
So UFC and Bud Light are now partnering up for like a six-year deal.
And you know, ever since the controversy with Bud Light and promoting...
Smirzing Bud Light could do.
Then what's the back up the brink truck to get in with the UFC?
Well, so Bud Light just for some context.
Wait, was Bud Light, GS know the Bud Light controversy?
Was it going that way?
I'm like, it's just a go.
I thought it was American.
Give me the American.
The Bud Light's an American.
It's always been an American, like sort of stance.
I think I have to go to, I guess.
It's just what, what, what, what, what grows drink
when they're watching sports, et cetera.
And they sponsored Dylan Mulvaney,
who is a transgender female.
I'm a Vinau.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And everybody was like, really?
Like the transgender. Like, get the fuck out of here with this. Okay. And everybody was like, really? Like the transgender.
Like get the fuck out of here with this.
And it creates such a backlash
that they had to close down three breweries
that make Bud Light.
I don't know if you know that.
Three breweries.
The stock.
And they don't know how to get out.
They couldn't get it back.
Dude, people at my shows
would like, I was gonna take a picture
with these guys and they had their hands behind their back,
and I'm always like, well, there's like six dudes
after one of my shows.
I'm like, what are you guys doing?
He's like, oh, don't make fun of this man, I'm like,
what?
He's like, all they had was Bud Light.
I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
That's serious.
Dude, I was at a baseball game with my brother,
and he wanted to bear, and you order electronically,
and we're at the Padre's game.
And it's said like Modelo, Kors Light,
throw like 18 bucks, Bud Light, $7.
And when I ordered the bear,
the guy came by and he said,
hey bro, real quick,
anybody ordered Bud Light to you, it's not one.
Not one.
He was that type of guy.
That's crazy.
And it was a violation of what they don't want to do
with the traditional, you know,
it's like, it was like,
if you guys think that we are behind,
you guys being sponsored by this person
who is deciding they're a woman, it rubbed everybody's mind.
It was that and then also if you drink when you crave cock.
That's not.
That is the problem.
That was the biggest issue.
That's what I've heard.
Okay, interesting.
Great, I'm sorry guys for his big retreat.
I've got a car here, because I can't.
But how smart of the bud light to be like,
the most manly sword in the world.
We want to be on the octagon.
And I bet Dana was like, cool.
Here's the amount and they're like, say less.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because that's how you have to bush.
They own everything, right?
So man, how's their bush owns everything,
but that is the one, that was their staple.
That was such a popular beer.
And-
Three breweries, that's another thing,
like you guys take over here, like loyalty
and like patriots isn't everything, like really seriously.
The national ones.
We don't give a shit, man.
Like, you're gonna get a damn.
Such a melting pot.
Yeah, it really, really is.
And there really is less, and you guys could speak
on this way more, And there really is less, and you guys could speak on this way more,
but there really is, I feel less, quote unquote,
and trench racism in general.
I'm not saying, but the US has this legacy of slavery.
It's really tense.
So I'm on stage and I bring up,
if I bring up something like I was,
I had this joke about being a little bit racist
because I was playing pick up basketball
and I went with you.
There was a friend who's Korean.
Yeah, but there was a Korean who I'd known,
and there was a random black guy,
and I chose the random black guy,
but we won.
When I say that, it doesn't matter what audience,
it gets quiet as fuck.
It's all tight, like tight, tight.
Anything you say, anytime you mention race,
anytime you mention.
Well, they're in climate, like from 20 to 20.
I think you're right to now,
like everyone's like,
but Americans have always been,
because they don't know to laugh or not.
Yeah, we, um,
but the Britain's,
Britain's just always been a little bit more.
Yeah, so like, I remember,
since we've like recently,
oh no, recent,
our last couple of years,
I'll get a lot of messages of people saying like,
oh, I'm thinking about moving to the UK,
we're an interracial couple.
I don't know how it's gonna go down over there,
like what other, like what can I,
because I'm mixed race myself.
But I don't really know how to navigate it.
Is there any places I just stay away from?
I was like, I don't know, I just don't know.
What do you mean?
Yeah, what's the call?
I don't know any way.
Because I'm being my age,
I remember in the 80s, 90s,
where it was commonplace.
And in Britain, like interracial relationships were,
but it was a thing.
The US was, in the 80s and 90s, it was still a,
it was still a taboo.
A taboo.
Like, not taboo, but, ah.
Interesting.
You know, in my wrist take-off.
Yeah, wrist take-off.
It was a no wrist, It was a nice one.
And by the way, and another issue that people never talk about is when you were mixed
race in this country, into an extent, not that's gone, but to an extent, for a long time,
up until about 15 minutes ago, when you were like a mixed race and you were, especially
if you were black, finding your place in a black community as somebody who had a white
father in a white,
that was dicey.
Still Drake came along.
Yeah, that's all Drake,
but there was that idea that that was a whole issue.
Yeah, I remember growing up,
they used to, I don't know what channel it would have been on here,
but we used to have a channel called Trouble.
Yeah.
And it would have,
Oh, what was the,
what was the,
so it would always have like my way of thinking on it. It was a show called One-on-One, I think it was. Yeah, yeah, the, so it would always have like my wafering kids on it.
It was a show called One On One, I think it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
And our next was Mix Race.
And they would always bully him for being Mix Race.
And I didn't understand like, it wasn't, it's not a thing.
Yeah.
In the UK.
So they were like, oh, he's doing half black.
Like don't listen to him.
And I'm like, how does this?
Yeah, it doesn't get, it doesn't,
it doesn't like in the UK, if you're like mixed-race,
you're seen as black.
Yeah, you're not considered half white,
you're just black.
So yeah, seeing that was like, damn, this is really weird.
And I remember going to Disneyland in Florida years ago,
and some guy pulled me to the side,
and I was with my dad and my stepmom,
not the interracial couple,
and then the guy pulled me aside and was like,
Oh, you guys are British.
Like, how does this go?
Like, how does this relationship go?
I was like, what?
Oh, so I'm pulled you besides.
Yeah, and it was on black guy.
It was like, it was a black guy.
I was like, oh, does he have any,
like, do you guys have any trouble over there?
I was like, what are you talking about?
Disneyland.
I was like, you're on splash now.
I can't, I can't.
Brick me a book.
It's London.
London and London, like in Paris,
there are entire neighborhoods that, for example,
are Arabic, you know what I mean?
Like you'll be walking down London,
you have like, the majority of women are in his jobs.
Yeah, it's crazy.
So it's, but I didn't realize that thing either being makes,
and then I saw some thing or she was so hot,
but they call her yellow bone, and then she was just getting like brutally like
hated on for the yellow bone. I don't think about that. Yeah, she was something like what?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
This was a huge thing. Huh? She's yeah, fucking. I've never seen the last line beautiful
She's she's She was dating the debaille. Yeah, she had a baby with the baby. I think look at her bring that
I look just right there. No make up right there. Look at that special picture. Fuck you. She's all cute with the baby
I think so yeah, good God. That's that's ridiculous and she can sing come on man
I love my wife. I love my wife. I love my wife. I love my wife
Yeah, she's stupid and Chris Brown of course
Yeah, decent good for you bring up all the world. I want to see no more
Yeah, pictures
Yeah, so Sinai's has one here
Okay, I got a little throwback in a little sign fold action
So again in this country, we sue people
when our coffee's too hot.
Cool.
So this one is literally suing
Dunkin' Donuts right now because the coffee was too hot.
She got three million.
She spilled it, but it gave her like
third degree burns on our thighs.
Well, it's coffee, be.
But even at Starbucks, like when I order coffee,
I'm like, who's this for?
It's fucking lava, man.
Like I gotta wait 40 minutes to drink this shit.
What are we doing here?
When my dad always like, can you make it extra hot?
I'm like, it's hard.
The extra hot.
The fuck is wrong with you.
That was boiled, bro.
Yeah, boy, it's just boiling.
I think there was another state.
There's a hundred degrees.
There's a level, yeah.
Fucking for robots.
I don't know who that was.
Yeah, you guys have a mild su culture, right?
Yeah, it's a fucking. And guns and to drink. Yeah, you guys have a mad sue culture, right? Yeah, it's a fucking...
And guns and then silly.
Yeah, like that's American.
Because sugar.
Yeah, actually.
What was it?
In the parking lot the other day,
Jacob was trying to drive through,
and the pillars were like so close.
So he asked the security, like,
oh, can you help me gauge
if I can go through?
I was like, no.
He's like, no, I don't want any of this.
He's like, no, that's unfair.
He's like, please, I need your help.
He's like, he's like,
I want that trouble. If you're on a plane and you need an aspirin, you, I need you help. He's like, no, that's not, he's like, please, I need your help, he's like, I want that trouble.
If you're on a plane and you need an aspirin,
you're not getting aspirin.
Oh really?
You're not gonna give you aspirin.
They wouldn't give you aspirin really at a hotel.
You have to buy it because they could be like,
I remember we were talking about that, dude, no.
No.
Oh, I don't know how to read things.
I don't know.
What's up with that cool stuff?
That's cool, that's cool.
Come on, now I'm from my friends, man.
I'm from my friends, man.
You should have been cool, man.
Yeah.
But remember, come on, that dude on the plane,
he tried taking over and he was like,
putting the stops on the airplane.
And I told you he was tripping, he was on shrooms.
Oh, fuck.
Called it, yep.
Oh, dude.
He went to the cockpit.
Yeah, and then he was a pilot himself.
Oh.
He was gonna put it in part, like in the air. Oh, that's all that. Turn the engines off. Yeah, people on the plane were something. Yeah, yeah then he was a pilot himself. He was gonna put it in part, like in the end of the travel.
Turn the engines off.
Yeah, people on the plane were something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got mushrooms.
You got mushrooms like that.
Yeah, I'm telling you, Brian.
Did he say was he on mushrooms?
I said that.
I was like, he just wasn't going up there trying to stop.
He was dripping out on some.
So my friend, come here and sit on Rogan,
he goes, hey dude, you're on Rogan.
Do yourself a favor.
Don't rub your beard for 20 minutes and say nothing.
Apparently for 20 minutes.
Who said nothing?
Who said nothing?
Because Eddie was freaking me out.
You know when you're on mushroom, you guys don't know.
I was trying to rip it out.
So you should get him and he was all,
oh man, I was like, give me something.
Yeah, I'm like trying to keep up
because Eddie was talking fast and using his hands a lot.
So I was like, I can't handle this right now.
I would have a panic attack.
I say, I so I can't, I can't dabble into that.
I'm dabble into those, the devil's ass. Yeah, yeah, the devil's ass. The black magic, I can't do it. I'm a dark guard. I'm't handle this right now. I would have a panic attack. I see that's why I can't. I can't dabble into that. Dabble into those.
The devil's ass.
Yeah, the devil's ass.
The black magic.
I can't do it.
I don't even get down.
Rodin was laughing so hard.
I talked to him yesterday.
He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, you took too many.
I'm like, you could have told me that that's strong.
I feel like you're only figured out though.
Well, no, because he's back in bed, bro.
No, he's some young kids.
Yeah.
We're like, ah, man, what are you doing?
If Rodin gives you something, just know it's the, yeah, I don't have any care.
That's what we get to.
Yeah, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm crushed.
Are you asked for it?
I wanted it because I was like, let me just,
I just want a little bit just to see what happened.
Wait, what's he gonna say?
What happened?
You're a walk?
I don't have a backbone.
I thought you said you're on the cross.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We thought you said something else.
What do you think I said?
Crushed something.
Crushed.
Yeah, you can put two in two together.
I thought it was like a play on some pressure.
Pressure, pressure.
Yeah, I was like, dude, that's right.
How can you be weird?
What is that?
Dude, I don't know.
Oh, it's something American, dude.
Yeah, I dress up like an age now,
I have people pile on the truck.
It's called crushing like the way.
Yeah, with a crushed.
My name is Spam Fox.
I see how you get there. I'm actually, I'm saying, get out makes a way. Oh, yeah, with a question. I have a car. I see how you get this.
I'm actually, I'm saying, get out of here.
Get out of here.
All right, what else you got?
Sorry, sorry.
I can't believe you're lady over there,
just covered her face.
I apologize.
Not your lady, but your manager.
She thinks this is a peel on absolute nightmare.
She's having a horrible time.
That's such a joke.
She's all willing to apologize.
I told you, this is where we go.
You guys started it. What were we talking about mushrooms college guys. I told you, this is where we go. You got to start it.
What were we talking about mushrooms?
All right, moving on with this, Jen.
So this is a very popular Instagram handle
called Turons of National Parks,
which means Turon is like a tourist moron.
Yeah. So this guy is next to a giant freaking moose.
I'll just play the video for you.
Biggest animal in the world, by the way.
People are so stupid.
They do this in National Parks right now. So dumb, You're so dumb. Oh my god. Oh, oh way. Oh my god
That's a lady
No, it's a man. That's a dude. You can tell he's an asshole by the way
He's always getting closer, but watch what happens when the moose from Japan and his oh Jesus
Oh Jesus
You did the right thing. He gave up ass first
It's not necessarily the right thing because a lot of times you get trampled. That's that's people have died that way Oh, he got lucky though, but I mean he's so stupid. There's so many stupid people at these national parks
Who are you doing it for the grand? Yeah, literally to walk up their grown-ass moves I get I go under you go under and you grab the you grab the neck and you do this and you hold on right like that and you go
Where did you learn that friend?
Yeah, but train and I'm not I'm not a triple way about you know what I'm saying be honest
That's fucking a little impressive. Sorry. I can't see. The microphone's alarm of this is going to be blocked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just, just, just, arms.
Brides, your ears are really,
brides bill like, come with the frog, you know.
It's not true, I have legs.
Titan jeans, these jeans are way too tight for me, man.
What do you got, Chin?
Fucking hurting.
Give us one more.
Okay, oh, you want to do the one?
I don't want it to answer.
I don't want it to answer.
I don't want it to answer. I don't want it to answer. I don't want it to answer. Sorry. Oh, you wanna do the one? I don't wanna tell you. I hope you got two good ones. Give me a hand.
Oh, and here's Sinas.
Okay, well, in light of our guests,
I figured we'd go a little UK for this one.
I don't know about you all,
but you guys need to watch your spinach in the UK,
because this one is not.
On a frog in her bag of spinach.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
In the UK.
That's what we just said.
That's what the law is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, it's not,
because if you scroll down the Center for Disease Control actually
said sometimes raw fruits and vegetables contain harmful germs that can make you and your
family sick, such as salmonella, equai and listeria.
So that is their get out of jail free card.
Yeah, yeah, we've worn jigs or frogs.
Yeah, she didn't notice it.
That frog was called.
No, no, no, no, no, no, with the cream sauce.
She go all the way through it.
Yeah, she did, by the way, she mixed it up. Yeah, and, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is the shitos it. Mm, it's too convenient. Crazy.
That's disgusting.
I remember, yeah, when years ago, I bought like a pack
of like bell peppers and I opened it up
and it had like four caterpillars inside it.
No.
Yeah, so I rang up the supermarket
and they were like, gross, organic, like, it's a problem.
Organic.
Yeah, it's organic, like you should be happy.
You're like the caterpillar's pussy.
You're pussy.
My buddy, what do you want us to do?
My buddy, take it all, he bit in the chicken
and he broke his two, oh, Trader Joe's,
there was glass in the chicken.
I don't know how, but it's a thing they had,
they had an issue with it like five months before that.
So I have a friend, it's a lawyer, he calls my friend,
I remember, he was a trainer and he cracked cracked, literally broke his tooth and he was like,
I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make a million dollars.
Oh shit.
Like I'm gonna make all the money.
So he hires my friend's lawyer.
So funny.
He goes, uh, I had to go to the dentist and everything.
I got pictures and logos.
So what do you want to do?
And he goes, I want to make, you know, I mean, they owe me money.
And my friend is a lawyer, he goes, what do you think you're going to make? He goes, I don't they owe me money. And my friend is a lawyer who goes, what do you think you're gonna make?
He goes, I don't know, man,
this feels like a six-figure thing.
He goes, you're gonna make, they'll pay you maybe,
maybe 12 grand, but I think it'll be closer
to nine grand for your dentistry if we push them.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, so they know this stuff is gonna happen.
It's like, you're not gonna, unless,
unless you find a human finger in there
and they can prove it, you're not gonna,
I don't know why I told you that story.
No, it was just,
I was waiting for someone to walk,
it was a lock filled up.
I'm not building up the knife.
You know what I'm telling a story and you're like,
fuck, I gotta come up with something.
Yeah, just make some noise.
I'm gonna say,
I just gotta die, I just gotta get a car chase in this.
Yeah, yeah.
And then nothing.
You got on this phone during your,
ah!
I wish I was him.
What are you talking about?
We have friends here.
I respect your bravery though, dude.
Shoot or shoot.
I can always count on you.
Anything else, Tim?
That's it.
Fuck, he's nice, he's so disrespectful.
So Noah, US tour announced dates right now.
None of our tour dates for now. No, not yet.
So none of our tour dates for next year have been announced yet.
But got some big ones. It should be good.
Yeah, I need to gossip about it.
I haven't told anyone. So after the cameras, I'll take a little bit of pleasure.
Yeah, we know. But I need to gossip.
But nothing, nothing, nothing locked in yet.
You got some fun stuff.
You got some good rest. Translinal up, you're going to heat. You got foodies? Yeah, we. nothing um locked in yet to be announced you got some fancy That's trans line up. You can eat you guys foodies. Yeah, we love our food. Where did we go with the other day catch?
Catch the crack we went that's a scene to
Marijuana scene to Marijuana. Marijuana was some good food yesterday at the top of a hotel
We had some we had some recommendations. I went to last one here
We went to one of your recommendations. Oh, it's scope off sc but like... Yeah, that was good. The brand G was amazing.
Yeah, absolutely amazing.
The lovely you guys listen, I love that, you guys get sure.
You guys are making some good stops.
Yeah man, it's been good so far.
Jet like has killed me.
I'm okay today, I had a 10, 30, 7, 30 sleep starts.
Yeah, damn.
Man, I've been waking up at like 4am every day.
It's like, you gotta take naps and fortunately like doing this.
Oh, it's real, but now we've had a good time, man.
This is been... We know you guys are busy, man. We're fans over here. We thank you take naps and unfortunately like to do this. It's real, but now we've had a good time and this has been...
We know you guys are busy man, we're fans over here.
Thank you very much fans.
Thank you.
Keep on trucking, fellas.
Yeah, I'm going to do the best.
I appreciate you guys.
Appreciate you fellas.
Thank you man.
Gang.
That's fun.
Thank you.