The Fighter & The Kid - Jared Don't Wanna Do This! | TFATK Ep. 905

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk their favorite episodes of Black Mirror, dictators with the best fashion, Bryan's trip to the Dead Sea, current events around the world and much more! Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk for 10% OFF Everything House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight only in the kid. This is really the fight only kid. Come on baby. That's right. What's up buddy? How much? Back at it pal.

Back at it always back at it. Been doing it a long time, Brennan, ups and downs. You know what I mean? It's nice being with each other and our backs for a little boat. Other times our backs are straight or chests are out. It's the nature of how it goes bro. It's the nature of how it goes, bro. It's the nature of how everything goes.

Circle of life. Clouds coming and block the sunshine, clouds leaving. The sunshine starts hitting you again. The frustrating thing about being a human being is this. I'm gonna give you this. I'm gonna give you this as an older man. I'm gonna give you the difference between you. Here we go.

A liberal mindset and a conservative mindset. Oh God, are they, we're kicking this off of that? Conservative mindset says that you are flawed as a human being from the start. Always will be. Human nature is human nature. You're not better than your ancestors. You're just just under different circumstances. And anytime you hear anybody out there telling you that we can perfect society and perfect you as a person, run the other way. So with that I'd like to just sing a song. Please. I'm a conservative and American. That doesn't mean I want to trample on your social rights.

I believe in gay marriage, but I also want to go home. And I'd like to ride a horse with the American flag hoisted high. With a fucking run the back. If that's what it means, as long as they're an adult and they made their own choice hop support it Keep away from my kids That's been me Not bad, you can't even chas me not bad. Thanks, but not bad at all. She's young Right been through this sandals on sandals. You've been watching lately. What's that?

Of course, dude. You've been watching anything lately? You know what I have. I'm watching. Because on that plane ride, you got to stock up on some Netflix. I watched a classic movie called Breakfast Club. You ever see that? Yeah, man.

Shed it here. You've been watching anything current and new? I'm watching. I'm watching Tehran, is that with Arnold no it's on Apple TV and it's about Israeli the Israeli Mossad and how they infiltrate Iran's nuclear facilities and it's it is it is it it looks like it's as real as it can get there's two there's another show called the Bureau if you ever want to see how smart intelligence agencies are.

No, we're good. Let's keep it. Shit, fuck. Fuck. Dude, what, hey, do you watch anything? Anybody else watches or? Hey, so I start talking about the tax code. Do I watch anything?

I don't. You don't watch the black mayor or nothing? Like you're just a black mayor. Have you, I, I, I, it scares me and oppresses me. Because it's so, it's usually depressing. And I watch season one and two and I just whatever the one about the dog Yeah, I watch season one and two and I fell off three four five and then six Delio is talking about it and then I was traveling Last week I was like I need something to watch. I just download the whole series only six episodes damn is it good?

And this was it's so good, I can't pull it. It's not too depressing. This one's not too, it's not bad. But it is the liability of what technology will do, right? Like, yeah, they have one episode where it's like, it's called an strawberry stream. And it's in that world that's their version of Netflix. And it has this device that tracks in real time.

Like it follows your life, whatever, through a phone or cameras. You can't figure it out. and it has this device that tracks in real time, it follows your life, whatever, through a phone or cameras. You can't figure it out. And this lady, she's, they use AI to tell her story like literally the next day. She doesn't know how they're getting it. And she's not a bad person, but when you exaggerate, it makes her seem terrible.

So I think it's called Joan is awful, and her name's Joan. So like she fires this girl, but she was pretty cool about it, but then exaggerates it in her. It's like a reality series, exaggerates it and Semahike plays her, but it's AI. So it's just, and it just ruins her life.

Do you remember the one where they could read your mind? They could like tune into what you had just seen? Yeah. Just like with a computer. Like you are a recording device. Yeah, it's somewhere, it's somewhere, shit. you had just seen just like with a computer. Like you are a recording device. It's somewhere, it's somewhere, shit. Well, I mean, please understand,

please fucking understand that when you're walking down the street, your conversation is being recorded by the ring cameras of every door you pass. Yeah. It is. Yeah. So you're saying shit and people, it is being logged in their home.

That's it. And then also with your phone though, that's the IA's less than that, every 100% percent. 100% They're probably laughing on our group tags. Look, shops have another dick, big or whatever. Well, I talked to a Google engineer and said,

we have so many firewalls, I go, you guys are reading our emails, they go, you're out of your fucking mind. He goes, do you know how many safeguards there are to that? Like, if you even whiff of that, like you're in trouble. He's like, I didn't know how you'd, but of course he says that. No, but he was, we were talking to him.

Oh, they're for sure reading. I mean, it's been out, this has been out of it. I don't think they want to read it, they could, but they get in big trouble. Yeah, oh no, like, or what trouble? Well, you know, I who? Well, you know, people is definitely affecting elections according to Robert Epstein. Yeah, there's a ton of that out there. Yeah, there's

a ton of that out there. There's one where there's two guys, like they're normal, they're humans, real humans, and they're in space. I don't know what mission they're going to do, but they need each other. And then on Earth, they came up with some sort of technology where they're exact same bodies, but they're robots. We can't tell, but they have families. Yeah. This is blackmail. Dude, I gotta watch it.

So dicey. I gotta watch it. My girl done like that stuff, and I'm like, you just gotta watch it. And this is on Sunday. The kids are outside, I'm like, just watch one while I'm outside. And then she was in.

All you do is you can take in technology as this day and an extrapolating where it's gonna be in 20 years. But the technology, the kid only get away with so many episodes. Then there's one where this kid goes back to his hometown in Ireland and he wants to do this documentary on there's this killing going on there. And that one's one of the best. There's another one where...

It's always written by one guy too. Oh, it's so fucking good. There's another one where there's this famous actress and like the paparazzi catcher, she accidentally kills a guy. She don't know how to deal with it. So she hires, she has to go to into rehab. She hires like a dark arts rehab guy.

I'll leave it at that. Dude. There's another one where this guy comes. He comes in a form of a demon, but then she gets all scared. So he's British, they're in England. She is an Indian woman, and she works at a shoe store. And this demon comes,

because she grabbed like whatever some, you know, haunted thing, of course, that opens up the portal. He comes, he's scared. And she's like, oh, but he's funny. He's like, love, I didn't mean to scare you. Oh, I forgot, he just don't like this. So he switches identity to like this 70s dancer,

but he's like, here's the deal. You have to kill three people in the next 48 hours, but they have to be bad people. It can't just be, you know, innocent people you gotta kill three bad people. You can pick whoever you want. You gotta kill three if you don't. It's time to get it.

She's like, you're crazy, whatever. But he's like, all right, she's a really nice person. But don't tell me, I'm not gonna tell you, but what's dope, she's a really nice person. He'd be like, asking us to kill somebody, like I can't do that. But he's like, oh, you can't really, and this is Cowling in the Street,

he goes, look at this, and he can see the future, and he's molesting his daughter. He's like, she commits suicide at 28. So if you don't kill him, yeah, yeah. So he like helps. They're planning, oh listen, there are plenty of people that I would kill. Like I've always had this fantasy of being able to see

where all the child molesters or serial killers are. Like, like, like I have a special vision. That those people I would kill and sleep so well at night. The pedophiles I would easily, yeah. But all day. Just there are so many bad people. I mean, there are some bad fucking people out there. But think if you could somehow realize that

and then go after them. You're done with the law. You end up in jail. You can't get away with killing anybody. We live in a surveillance. You can get away with it for sure. We're in a surveillance state. It doesn't amount of people get with it all the time.

But you're always, I think the murder rate of getting caught like 50% now, because we're always on camera. Cause South Chicago says, hold my bear. That's true. People die all the time. We're always on camera. About a half.

Yeah, it's about 50% buddy. Unsolved some doubt, Clarence, so. Oh. It's about a half. you have a 50% shot from playing Blackjack I'm on my own land man I kill you right now dude and 50% odds that's crazy you could you didn't know that right did you know that you're in 50% I had no idea you couldn't kill me I keep a knife on me yeah but if I did I have a 50% chance to get away with it yeah but I could also do this.

And that crazy though. Isn't that crazy though? Yes. That goes that crazy. Yeah, 50%. That's insane. I'm very amazed. And then here's the other thing in Seikyaw for an in New York.

If you do get caught, good chance you're only going away for about four years. Might make bail. Not the end of the world, yes, me. She would. We're headed towards the purge. Well, stock up. Wouldn't that be weird if they did the purge? How ready are you for the purge?

Not really. I have guns for days, but would I? Have you seen my house? Yeah. 14-foot walls? Good luck. Yeah. You're fucked.

Yeah. My shit is a fortress, so. Come over. Yeah. You need somebody to guard. And it's, it, it, it, it, mine's up like this. Like, it, it, my, my house is set up like this. You. Yeah, you need you need somebody and everything and it's mind up like this Like you might have a sense of like this Friends who can guard like all all windows and all sides. You can't just be on your own What did you ever watch the purge the actual movie? That guy sells those security systems that like lock all the windows

That's what you need. Yeah So it's a way in it's a stupid concept one day and just gets all the aggression out now I mean, no, that's not the way in. It's stupid, it's a stupid concept. One day and it just gets all the aggression out. No, I mean, no, that's not the way killers work either. No. You didn't set it all up anyway. I have a sniper's nest. You have to, you know. The way you, the way I, they do it,

snipers will do it. So there's a room, and then they'll be in the room behind that and they have the window open. So now they're shooting you from two rooms deep in a house and they just find a big BOP! I'll catch you right there. Yeah, you guys, we have a town with a sniper. And the fuck did that come from?

I wonder if that dude from the Wagner group. They're saying he's in hiding. I'm very, I was watching today. Do you see what Putin said? He said he's under investigation. Oh, no, Putin's thing was vile earlier today, which would be last night.

Go ahead and bring that up. Vile, and then he, Oh, oh, why? You don't think? Trees and traders. Yeah, you think Putin is gonna, is gonna, gonna well then do you hear what he said about North America He was ran by Sit by a satanic cult

It's not far from the yeah Some of the stuff he said about America you like all right Well, they have Putin orders probe into Wagner's chief chief Joe where and she's finances as Wagner leader arrives in Belarus Okay Chief Joe Werench, he's finances as Wagner leader arrives in Belarus. Okay. There's no way you think they're going to find something on them. There are. There's no way that guy stays alive. I would give him.

I give him two weeks. Well, that's what that general goes. I'll give him 60 to 90 days. He's been more generous than me. I give him two weeks. They were in the right spot, the loss. He's everything, including the fact that they went to criminal acts. To spit, split and weaken the country, which is now.

He's had some Botox, though. Colossal external threat. He's got a lot of Botox. However, they were in his ears. You can't be tough in that Botox, right? Who's the toughest guy with Botox? Maybe Poom? There are a lot of different. there are a lot of relative writers that are super vain Gaddafi would good off. He's the most man Gaddafi

Horrible human being the most lit outfits dude. He'd do seven outfit 100% and the dopest sunglasses he might have been a little guy 100% when I was watching his documentary. I was a gay man. Seven outfit changes and it wasn't like suit. He was like, hey, like very vibrant, vibrant clothing. New UADD. Thank you. I was gonna ask you, QUA.

DD. AFI. I need you, I'm gonna need you to spend more time. 10. No, it's just names. I can spell everything but people's names. Good off he also got a lot of surgery on his face Well when he was younger he was much more handsome, but I can tell you he had a fashion in the lid lid surgery right there

Yeah, the similar faces, but he uh, he had a lot of stuff down on his face. He's so who you would be Look at that. Oh dude Oh, bro, look at that shit. What are we talking about? Hold on. Bring up, can I see individual shots here? This is beautiful. What's going on? You guys know much about Kadoffi? Insane, dude. Oh, dude.

He was actually the leader of Libya and unlike other he started out pretty hot. He didn't purge people. Not at first. But he was a, you can't have him. Horrible human being. Well, he was a, you can't have. Horrible human being. Well, he was a product of that. But if you go back to him, his outfits were lit.

Look at him, go down to him, where he's in the brown suit. That's him younger. He's kind of a dime piece. Oh, handsome guy. Yeah. Don't kid yourself. You don't think he's a handsome guy there? He leader of a country, handsome fucking dude.

First team all style. That's first date. First date. First date. First date. First date. Nobody better. Nobody better This is now is a hot take care best military outfits of all time. These some dark people here They're there's I'd say they're three right the Russians back in the when stolen lit outfits I don't think so I don't mind and bring that up chin, but they were number one was the Nazis

But Hugo Boss designed them Nazis had by far the best uniforms. Yeah, don't condone what they did No, lit outfits then Kedoffee as far as dictators go No, no doubt. Oh, so so with name name another one. So bring up Saddam Hussein and so with Saddam Hussein I always said people followed this Saddam Hussein would you know who he is? Yeah, man. I'm totally shit. You want his fashion? What do you want? Yeah? Yeah? Saddam Hussein so with with, for some of saying, every five years or so, or even three years, all the people around him would be, they'd just disappear.

Oh, he had anxiety through the roof. It all be, he didn't trust anybody. It all be perched. He killed his brother in law. Yes. And then he, that all be perched, and then you'd see a new group of people. With Kadoffi, he kept the same people around him

for 20 years. That's the move. So he was never, he wasn't into purges. Wait, now, now look at him. Apparently, he was in shape. I just heard that I told you that when they caught him, the guy who caught him was like, surprisingly, the dude was, he was fit. Yes, he was fit. Never mind. So I'm son. Yes, so, so I'm Zalfit's Saddam's outfits pretty good. Good off you by far. Number one. There's another pick, old one.

Don't know how real these are, but. They're real. Okay. Not so much better. And you know what the thing he hated most? I was reading this article. So there's this young kid. And when they caught Saddam,

before he went on trial, he was hung and murdered, well, executed. He was held for six months, and they put some young kid from North Carolina. His first mission, he flies over there. He doesn't know what he's doing, it doesn't really want to go. And they go, hey, we got a gig for you. You and your friends, there's him and his five buddies.

They go, you're going to watch over Saddam Hussein. And he's like, so we got a gig for you. You and your friends, there's him and his five buddies. They go, you're gonna watch over Saddam Hussein. And he's like, so we got to know him. He's actually a really nice guy. He's like, what was crazy is he'd be in a cell and he goes, and we'd have to sit there for hours. And he's like, you're talking to him. Yeah, that's what he said. And he was really nice and polite.

He absolutely loved Doritos. He loved Doritos. They said he'd get a bag of Doritos and finish them in minutes. Love Doritos. Then thing he hated the most fruit loops. He wouldn't eat, they'd go, hey dude, we're all at the chow hall.

We're all, all we have today is fruit loops. He's like, my brother and I eat. Dispice fruit loops. Dispice fruit loops. And then he, he, he, How was his English? Good. His English was good and I said,

he's obviously his wicked smart dude. Yeah, I mean, don't get it twisted. Wicked smart. I mean, let's, you and I are guarding, you and I are guarding Saddam Hussein, okay. Oh, I'm telling you, after day two, I'm like, we gotta get him out, we gotta, we gotta figure out, we gotta get this.

This guy is a Sapa. Well, you and I would definitely pick his brain about all things, about everything. He was great. They said the only time he ever got emotional was talking about his daughters. He was like, I was a good dad. That's one thing you can't tell you.

I was a good dad. Like, he loved his daughters. That's the only time they say you'd cry because you've cried about not seeing his daughters. His daughters was sending a male still. They're still alive, by the way. Yeah, I'm sure. And the mother, they would send a male.

And then he, yeah, they just said he was like a guy's guy and then he would talk to all the way. Yeah, I'm sure. And the mother, they would send a mail. And then he, yeah, they just said he was like a guy's guy and then he would talk to all the guys. And he'd be like, you need women out there for you guys. And then he'd just talk about like, he was like motion like fucking all the time. Yeah, he was, he knew, yeah, that's a guy. So he's a, so you see the lady in the blonde up top there?

Yeah, that might be his daughter. But the, so his original wife who has kids with, he met this dying piece. Met this dying piece. I was like, oh, I like her. And literally the wife found out from my kids. It was a kid. He got a divorce from me. She's like, what? Yeah, he moved on this blonde. So mistress. So now it's a mistress mistress so his brother his two sons if you see Uday who's very tall and Kuse Uday was a psychopath. Uday was a sociable. Yeah, he was a total psycho Terrible fun on

Torturing people he he what who say was more quiet about he ran he was smarter He was smarter and troll. Yeah, he was actually helping his dad. Yeah. Who day, this out bad of person, he saw a wedding going on and he literally stopped. He stood at all the time. And killed everybody and raped the bride. He used to rape, he would take the bride. He'd rape the bride. He was into that.

He was into just psycho. Just a real sociopath. Yeah, psycho shit. And said, I'm hate him for that, because he was a liability hated for it. Well, said I'm Adam Arrested and beaten up, you put he put him in jail for a lot of He had different people from the Republican guards and they wore masks because he knew who they would get revenge on him What a weird thing

What a weird fucking world man So here who was his hero Stalin? That's right. He had a whole library. Everyone left Stalin. He dressed like that. Hitler's hero was Stalin. Well, no, Hitler. They were boys and then he fucked him over. Yeah, they were, they were, they were,

but he looked up to Stalin. Everyone looked up to Stalin. Said I'm saying him. Well, when you're a guy who kills 40 million people without batting an eye, you're like, look at you. Yeah, I mean, you're the Cal Ripkin of Dictator. And he was a hardcore communist who said, you know, this person just doesn't quite believe

enough in the mission, so we're going to get rid of him. And he would eat to say stuff like this. He'd go kill his wife in front of him first, because he needs to know and then kill him. Yeah, stone till he doesn't get hit. Barria, Barria. He had different people that would run all the death stuff. Barria was the last guy and he was horrible. Horrible.

Yeah, but Gaddafi most lit dictator of all time as far as outfits. Yeah. Straight up, hype beast. Yeah. The presence here not so much. Interesting to guard Saddam Hussein. Wow. That's what the young guys were saying.

They're like, it's weird, because we knew he did all these horrible crimes. Yeah, but then you see the man in front of you and he's talking to you and it's like, well, you make it human. You're like, oh, he's a human. He's just like us. Obviously, that's that terrible side.

It happens with serial killers. Even with Ted Bund, not Ted Bundy. He was a piece of shit. But with Jeffrey Dahmer, though, the hidden tapes, like, they was like, you sit down and like, you can see like you used to be a, you was a child one time, he starts talking, and Jeffrey Dahmer, remember, he was the first one, like, yep, did everything, let me tell you how I did it, let me tell you who they were, and then you hear

him talking, they're like, whatever victim 14, like, you remember names, like, I don't. That's what people Cuz he's like Here fear he all fucked up is that that was like your daughter He's like Mary Samantha they're all Becky's like that's right Becky. I cut her head off. You know what the fuck head bunny Was a guy who used he said he articulated. There's a video where he said, I would kill, I would have this overwhelming need to kill.

I would do it and I get this tremendous remorse. I should get this too many. Ted Bunny never admitted it. Ted Bunny, the only way they got him. No, later on he. No, he never did. No, the only way to clear it up to him, the only way he would talk about it

is in third person as if he knew the guy. never did. No, the only way that we cleared up to him, the only way he would talk about it is in third person, as if he knew the guy. That's what fucked them. So they said he was such a narcissist, and he thought he was smart on everybody, and he was wicked smart. He was his own lawyer. He was smart, smart fucking dude.

He was his own lawyer during the trial, and the judge goes, you know what's a shame? You've been more than the best damnlers ever seen if you went down that path and not this other path. So he put him in the death. He's a sick compulsion he had. He had some great. But the only way that I'm that scares the detective

to get him to talk is like, hey, if this person did that, no, if this person did this, how would they go about doing it? And then he filled in all the holes. Wow. And everything, never admit it to it. No, never admit it. Even when they went on death row. Wow. And everything never admitted to it. No, never admitted to even when they went on death row, like you want to say anything, he's like, fuck you.

Are you sure? Yeah, man. Look that up. Ted Bunny never admitted to it. He would only talk about it in the third person. You guys are both wearing a couple of skull caps, huh? Skull cap boys. I feel like a mini evolution of chin.

You're getting there. After more than a decade of denials, the Investor 30 murders commit, and they think it's over 30. They think it's more like 70. They first confessed to him. So he did actually confess. Look at how psycho he was.

Hey, go to that. It said, did Ted Bunny ever actually confess? Go to that. You don't want to use Google. What are we fucking soy boys? Go back to Facebook. Jesus Christ. Christ, man.

Uh, Tebun's execution mark then, uh, bro, let's go. Do you actually con this? There is got around that yellow bus, VW. Keep going down. Mm-hmm. I escaped out of Salt Lake City, President Way to Galen.

I think you went on a killing spree. Keep going. Spree continued. Oh, here to go and then you went on a killing spree. Keep going. Spree continued. Here we go. Last minute confession. To probably believe that if he confesses crimes of courts would postpone his execution, by confessing the money figured that the Florida Governor

would allow Bunny to live so that he could be used as a tool to locate the bodies, some of the missing victims, but Bunny was wrong. His appeals were all used up. The Governor's offices ignored Bundy's requests for a stay of execution, put the judge. There's 36 women. And the day's brighter as death,

Bundy finally confessed to the chilling murders of 36 women, they think it's 70, by the way. The murders took place across multiple states. Most were young women, some as young as 12 Jesus. What? The investigators believe that Bundy could have been responsible for the deaths of the 100 women, but with the man, the media dubbed the co-ed killer,

now dead for over three years, high on like that, the world will never know exactly how many killed. So literally right before he was sentenced to death. But when they origin-cottom, the only way they could fill in the holes is by him talking about, well this is how the guys do it.

And they're like, oh, it's clearly him. Geez. You know that crazy? That was new for investigators. him talk about well this is how the guys doing it and I can clearly him geez that crazy that was new for investigators they hadn't really looked into the mind of a complete psycho like that no not until created the behavioral sciences department of the f.p.i. right yeah uh... john e Douglas the one who turned coin the term serial killer before there's never a term for f.p.i. the uh... john e Douglas he's great i wish we give him on the pod serial killer before there's never a term for it fb-i-f-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the-the 100 that that's written off him that's all him so so you know the you know the smart guy the weird

smart guy that's camper yeah no ed camber's a circular the actual detective you know the younger one yeah that's based off that John Douglas oh okay that's your fast night it was serial killing yeah I love it too much I know I know all about it I don't know that show was supposed to keep going and then something happened yeah I heard they were gonna bring it back but but... I think it's like, I'm not my thing. You're supposed to get into Charles Manson. My guess is it's a little bit like the way I call it, can't stop drinking. They maybe have a wire cross where they just can't stop killing. Cheers.

I don't know, because Ted Bunny killed... I'm sorry, Jeffrey Dommer killed when he was 18 and took like nine years off. Yeah. And then once, then it was just on. Then he was like nine years off. Yeah, and then once then it was just on Then he's like fuck it Yeah, he killed a donner killed men right game in only game. Yeah, only game it And eight them right yeah after After you know, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dumber's a weird one. Do you know, Ed? Boy, was he lit, though? Like he wouldn't say caught him. He's like, all right, what do you want to know? They're like, how about the guy who killed that woman, that reporter in a submarine?

Or that guy? Yeah, and then try to get away with it. Yeah. Those one-offs or whatever, though. The serial killer is what I'm up all about you know Yeah, you know Ed Kemper voiced like he did the the audio book for the Star Wars books. I didn't know that Ed Kemper did So Ed Kemper you know Ed Kemper's IQ was higher than Einstein's Do you know that be Ed Kemper's IQ's nuts. Oh, he's the same. Legit genius. Yeah. Legit genius.

Now, 6'8". 6'8". 6'8". 330 pounds, right? So enjoy getting away from that. Also, Wicked Smart, he was so smart, he'd pull up because he's co-ed murders in Santa Barbara. What's interesting about him is he was so smart. Even when there was banners, flyers ever saying there's a co-ed killer,. Do you not hitchhike girls are still hitchhiking and he knew that was going on

So he pull up and go you need a ride and they go where you going? They go whatever. I'm going to oh, hi He would look at his watch to confuse him go God, I got a meeting I I don't know if I'm gonna have time and they said that would lower their defense It's like oh, he's busy. he probably can't give me a ride. But you know what? I think I make it, go ahead and jump in. Cause that's what I'm saying. Don't hitch-hike girls and don't get in a fucking car

with a white dude in his 30s or 40s or 50s or 20s. Well especially when there's warnings all over campus saying, what are you doing girls? But you know how, how he got it? Cause his mom worked for the college, for the campus. So he had this official sticker for, you know, he did, it was an employee. We, I do, Brian, he, well, first of all,

he cut her head off and then fucked her mouth and throat. That's right, and he ripped her throat out and fucked the throat and then put in the disposal. I didn't know that part. Okay, I didn't know these details, but I do know that that was what he needed to heal and turn himself in. Was mom's part of the problem? His mom was so mad at her that when he did that, he killed the ultimate feminine archetype that was causing anger. And then his fukters throat after she ripped it out of her neck. Yeah,

that's an interesting, that's a hard thing to kind of put my hat around. I said a wonderful conversation with my loving mother at 83 and I love her. Now remember, that's an interesting, that's a hard thing to kind of put my wrap my head around I said a wonderful conversation with my loving mother at 83 and I love her now remember he's also six eight Brian Yeah, what dude? Stu Let's play Not many people know that this famous serial killer narrated the official Star Wars. I didn't know that. What? Reaching for the internal controls. 3PO was shocked. You hate yourself R2? That man was Ed Kim. What?

10 people in the night. What are you talking about? He's California area and was famously depicted in the Netflix series. Dude, him on Netflix series? Whoever casted that deserves a fucking Emmy. That's all it hears about. Well, you know what? That would be a fascinating guy to be guarded because he's... Well, no, he? That would be a fascinating guy to be a card because he's well No, he he helped a lot while we know about Syracuse now a lot of it's at temper really helped out a lot Big time they would meet with him all the time. He he gave him info about this is what he's gonna do next He's gonna go back to the site. He's probably masturbating at the last site where he killed the person many audiobooks in the 80s

And actor what was he? I don't know, there's a fucking genius. Yeah, man. And so six eight, dude, play some football, you fucking idiot. Also, dude, also, yeah, was that anger? No, not basketball. Now he's white, right? But dude, as a outside, fuck, as a tackle, you're six eight,

three, 30, and wicked smart. Do you hate money yet? And you have all that aggression. Take that aggression on the defense. He wanted to take that on women. Give it, take it on the defense. Pretend they have a tie, sir. He's not mad at girls.

Like, what a boy. Mad at girls. What a boy. He was mad at his mom. And he said apparently when he after he did that to his mom, he was like, ah, finally. I have the impulse anymore and he went and turned himself in the cops.

He shut her up. But yeah, but then he also, he said, he, Ed Kemper is fucking fascinating, because he also did not get caught. He would, there's a local bar, it's still there, I've been to it in Santa Barbara where all the cops hang out. He would go there all the time,

he became chummy with the cops. So they, they'd get done with their shift and all the cops hang out there and like, what's up, Ed? While the investigation's going on, he's like, you believe this? This is insane man. And they were like, oh my God, they were suspect Ed. And that's what that book I read

where the guy was giving a lecture on serial when he caught the search, from the crowd. Well, the great, yeah, there was a guy who they were investigating as serial killer who was in the crowd. And he, but he said the reason he was there is he wanted to learn about himself. He didn't know about himself. He didn't said the reason he was there is he wanted to learn about himself.

He didn't know about himself. He didn't know why he had that impulse. He wanted to learn about himself himself. I'm saying you too. You're crazy. Well, that Idaho killer came, like it was like helping with the search and shit after he killed him.

And then, that's a psychopath in him. Well, it's power. It's like, and look what I did. But he was also, that Idaho killer was also studying become, he had a criminal, criminal, criminology. Yeah. So he like thought he could get away with it. But he was also, that Idaho killer was also studying he had a criminal criminology. So he like thought he could get away with it. Also, hey, you left a knife there, Tom. So much evidence.

Oh, and the cameras, dude, we got your car dumbass. Is that not criminology 101? That's a several criminology classes, dude. What are you doing, dude? Would you say a knife typically? Nightmare killed someone with a knife. So when that guy that guy founded Cashapp, he was They say a knife typically? Nightmare kills someone with a knife. So when that guy that guy founded Cash App, he was killed by a knife.

Yes. Our boy, Yosef, who was a cop, said, he said, my guess is, typically as a cop, if somebody gets a knife, it's a personal thing, you knew the person. 100%? Like they know you have a knife. That's all personal.

Because a gun's not personal. There's no emotion. They used to pull the trigger. A knife's very, but knife's tricky. Because usually usually when you're stabbing if they're doing a lot It always the they always have scars or there's something from the knife always really nice dicey dude not dicey Dicey so if you don't see a lot of serial killers killing with a knife So when you get stabbed with a knife you're supposed if you can keep the knife in your body Yeah, don't pull it out

But if you do get stabbed and pulled out, my friend who was a special forces guy told me that if you don't get help, if you don't get immediate medical help, you're gonna die. No, even if it doesn't hit something, because you lose barometric pressure or something, or you have pressure in your body.

Sounds like brosize, right? No, it's true. If you get stabbed, just, I go like that to your ones, right? It's true. And eight hours you're gonna die. Well, if you don't stop it. Yeah.

Well, even if you stop the bleeding, there's, it's not with the blood. Well, you're gonna stop bleeding from the outside, but still going, yeah, it's a nightmare. Well, you're a balloon. No matter who you are, a knife is the great equalizer. You're a fucking balloon. Yeah, there's not unless you're close to using knives.

No. It's just too dicey. Because when you're hitting the body, the bone, it can break the shape off. You cut your hand. Like, people have cuts all the time. Look at OJ. Use the knife. His hands were all fucked up. Yeah, I use a, I grote people. I use a piano wire. That's been done before. Yeah. Very BTK killer of you. Yeah. He was the worst of the worst. Probably the best way to die. Getting choked. I don't think so, man. Better than stabbing. You ever get choked out and you get to sleep. You're like, uh, uh.

God, if that piano wire would fucking... That's gonna hurt. That's gonna hurt. That's gonna hurt real bad. It's gonna cut right through. Yeah, piano wire. Yeah, you'd rather have like a thick rope. Yeah. Or you'd rather have nothing around your throat. That's also good. You know what I'm saying? Why do bulge used to choke people today?

Yeah. Cause it's quiet. I get personal, very personal. We got dark on this one, dude. Super, too dark just serial killer shit just serial killer and they're all caught There's something like there's like 60 active serial killers right you're you if you were serial killer You you're strong enough where you could like your whole thing would be Twinkie men like real delicate skinny men and you would just come up and get behind them and squeeze them until they died and then they would do that and then there be no that's that nobody would not have investigated that they

like he got squeezed to that that doesn't make sense. Broke all his ribs. You would even break his ribs you just hold them till he can't breathe because when Shane Carlin squeezed me I couldn't breathe. I would have died and like if you could do that for you, that's strong. You could just squeeze until, you know, you get a workout. Well, there's a smiley face killer that we've been over with that who are just drowning dudes.

Yeah, but I feel like getting behind somebody squeezing them. It's so silent. They're like, this is what you hear. But that, that's a whole thing about just drowning dudes in that river in Austin, just. Yeah. Yeah, but now you're getting scratched up. See, you're getting scratched. They're not scratching back like this.

I do, I go like this. And I get your skin under my nails. You can't do it that way. True, that would be trouble. You have to, and plus you gotta get something down in the river, oh come here, you see these fish? I'm gonna be like, what? Look at these fish over here.

No, I don't, what do you mean? I assume they're just going down here. Oh, you've got to put your head closer. I assume they're just going down there to take a pith and a river. Now, you know I went to the Dead Sea, right? That's all the salt. Yeah, with all the salt.

So the medicine, so this is a, and there's no fish in there either. Oh, oh, oh, dude. I got one for you. I didn't tell you about this. So the red sea is supposed to be like, I mean, the dead sea is supposed to be. So the sea in general, I think the Mediterranean sea

is what percentage salt? What would you say is percent salt? The Mediterranean just do a normal ocean. Yeah. 70? 3% salt. Oh wow. Man is salty.

Okay. Hey, man is it salty, right? Is the Pacific in Atlantic 3%? Yeah, my god strong I know holy shit. It's all the salt I thought I was I was Thank you. I'm gonna 95% salt and it's me too like you're salty salty. It's fuck hurt your burns your eyes. Oh my god, right? 3% 3% 4% and I hate salt Yeah, dead sea Dead sea Dead sea 37% sir That's all salt in the world

But that's why you float right? Oh that's why you float So when you get in the water You float literally This part of your body doesn't get wet You can just lie in there Like that That's how you float

That's how you float Right there Now And there's nothing that lives there right? Uh, no not at all Now here's the thing I don't know how he's That he's not the bad see because I'd see a stop. It is I think he's really fat. That's crazy because I see a stomach. Well, that's how big he is. That's how you float with that

I mean you took a gay picture like that. Well, so here's the problem Brennan. Here's the problem. Couple issues It's 37% salt now the first thing they say is, do not put your head underwater, do not swallow the water or get it in your ears. And don't pee, or we have to take you to the hospital. Oh, check please. Now I licked it. I licked my hand and it burned the fuck out of my tongue. Now, I feel like you're licking a battery.

Yeah, and he goes, if you have any cuts, you will feel it. You're going to seizure. Well, me and my son, I must have some fissures in my shitter, because my asshole started burning like a motherfucker. Well, I was just gonna say, do they tell you not to pee, because that in the pee hole?

I did, so this is where we get to. I got a pee. I didn't want to pee. I took a piss. I peed it. I jacked off in the float. Huge mistake. I know you did.

Was it burning bad? My dick was burning so bad. I was like, well, I've obviously got a venereal disease. I was just gonna say, no reason my dick should burn like this. More painful than that time you had gunnery over? By far. Really?

Yeah. Gunnery, a chlamydia, whatever. Thank you for meeting us. Yes, thank you. See what I did there? Dude, but I'm talking about, I looked at my wife, I gotta get out, my dick is, my dick in the bowl are on fire.

No, no, no, no. Fuck that. Fuck the rest, get sea. I don't want that. I don't want that. And hot, hot. Is the water lukewarm? It's so warm.

Like, you be warm. My feet burned, you can't walk down there without saying. It's so warm. It keeps you warm. My feet my feet burned You can walk down there without saying hate me. Fuck it. Fuck real ocean. Fuck off to all of it The only good thing no sharks batting your assholes gonna burn like crazy You're assholes gonna burn like crazy now to see if Galilee, but isn't there a Christ walk on water? That's a lake. That's fine. Yeah, you walked on water. We believe that and there's rows like don't swim in it It's dirty as anything. I was like enough said. But isn't there somewhere in Salt Lake City too? Same thing?

In Utah. All those salt flats, but they're not actually, they don't have any water in them. Isn't there a place in Salt Lake City, which you can't think of? I think so, Jen, bring that up. But in Utah. But the Dead Sea, so the Dead Sea is the lowest point on earth,

which I didn't know. Did I think the Dead Sea was in Utah? My retardant. So just water with salt. And my retardant. It's okay. The Dead Sea is the two countries that border the Dead Sea are.

The great salt lake. Yeah. So this 27% bright. That's pretty high. That's a lake. Now, Bob, 20, seven. That's impressive. With that's the level.

Now, Bob, let me ask you you this but you can regain floating that one Yeah, I'm sure we all flow down here. I'm moving what are the two countries that board of the dead? movie think about it. Oh Yeah, there it is see all that guys floating. Oh wow two countries Jordan. Is that one? Yep Are you right? There you go buddy, you're right. Libya? Nope.

Oh shit. Libya is in Africa. Oh okay, I'm going to start it too. Close though. Jordan and Israel, guys, Jordan and Israel. Oh, I was going to say Israel. Yeah, right. And the money in the red dead sea

is actually all the minerals, crazy minerals. Really? Yeah, for skin and all that in the red Dead Sea is actually all the minerals crazy minerals really? Yeah for skin and all that the whole skin care. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah to fully eat your skin. Yeah, the Dead Sea salt Guess what guess what animal they got in Israel and in Jordan, which I didn't know what you mean? I like out in the loose. Yeah What's the not a lot of forced out there no eagles? Yeah got those Well, is that I guess right eagle? No, there's another what was the question? What animal they walk on four four legs or does? Carnivore Hi, oh, there's bears. They got jackals. There's their bears. We'll tell my bears. I

Don't think they're a bear's there. There may be Not like that not like no there were some leopards, but they got shot Back in the day some leopards. Yeah, they were leopards. Oh, the leopards the answer. No Farmers see him all the time too in the colon Heights. They're all over Farmers see him. Yeah, I'm weird. Mountlands. No What do you say for fuck? Heinez. Oh, what? I use our African. I know someone brought him over there I was like, I ain't and those are no pun but good enough I know sir. No go ahead and bring up a map of the area. Please give me the area again

Jordan well the Middle East Israel Let me sense because the Middle East that they must have imported a man, right? Yeah, now see you see go go to that go to that again the first one. Yeah, so you see where Egypt is Cairo That's Egypt. That's Africa. That's North of Africa. Well, oh, I see it. See how it's attached to to what to Israel, right? To the Sinai that area right there. Bro, I had no idea Africa. I had no idea Africa was attached to Israel. It's a, yeah, it's a strategic part of the world.

Oh, it's where we all come from though. That's right, Bob. Like where were Cairo's at? We all come from the... Pretty much, well, well. Like what I did, actually. What did it 23 minutes? I get it all from the, was it the E-Rex River?

I actually East Africa. East Africa. pretty much well well. Like what I did, well actually. What did it 23 minutes? I get it all from the, was it the e-read? Actually East Africa. East Africa. So actually, if we go down now, if we go down, your Kenya is where we think that human civilization existed. Right, so if you were to go down,

that's that sort of region. You're left to the right. So what's that sea right there? You know what that sea is? The Red Sea. The Red Sea. The Red Sea, okay. Now, now come over here. Now go up again, go up please. Go up. I heard, I heard each of the red sea. Red sea. Okay, now come over here.

Now go up again, go up please. I heard he just a little dangerous. He just has the most lysis right now. All of them are up there. Now do you see what that sea is right there? Above that? That's the Mediterranean. That's the Mediterranean.

See? That's the Mediterranean. What's that cypress like? That's the split. Cypress is supposed to be amazing. Cypress is split between what two countries Cyprus is split between what two countries? It's split between what two countries? They fought a war over it.

Turkey and Greece. Yeah. Of course. Okay. Now there you go. Guys, it's important to know. Go back to that. Pull back again, buddy.

Pull back. Yeah. So Syria, Syria, Syria, that's where Israel is, where the red is. So Syria is Israel surrounded by Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Egypt. Tough people. Jordan. Okay, and they all invaded that country. Yeah, if you had hit them on all sides in 1948 and 1948. If you want to see some badass, is you see how Afghanistan, surrounded by Pakistan, Iran? That's why they've always been in the middle of all the wars I've got yeah, but no one can conquer Afghanistan. Afghanistan. They're moms people that conquered the Afghans with their Afghans themselves. Yep There's Kyrgyzstan was back in St. Tazzykistan all that area overrun by everybody. That's why a

Doddistan is there. That's why you got guys like Khabib were so fucking fucking tough different different white people. I had a my driver in Dallas was from Afghanistan came here two months ago And you say in all his families back there and I was like oh is it crazy enough? Afghanistan? He's like crazy. What do you really crazy? How I go with like the Taliban runs in I goes this is this is a good thing for us This is good thing. They he was they take care of people. And he goes, the bad thing was he was saying the extremists like ISIS. He's like, they're bad. He's like, they're the most extreme. And then he goes, you got to remember ISIS isn't, they're not Afghans. He's like, a lot of Americans, Europeans, he's like, they're not, yeah, he's like, they're not Afghans. He's like, people confuse ISIS. He was there,

not Afghans. And he was like, very adamant, he's like, they're not Afghani. Well, remember, a lot of the Taliban now are actually educated, they tend to have cell phones, they have internet, it's a good thing. He was saying it's a good thing. I don't know. That's what he said, he goes, he goes, because they take care of people,

they make sure we're fed. In some ways, in comparison to what was there. That's what he's saying, saying before, and like when an American, you know, invading stuff, he was like, it was a nightmare. You say, there's constant fighting. Now that Thalbert runs, he's like, things for my mom is so much better.

Wow. He's like, so much better. Wow. Yeah. And then I go, you got a girl so about her, you're just, no, no, I don't. This American thing, they sleep with multiple people. I don't.

That's not no, no, no. He has my mom's friend from Morocco. She have cousin. we get married, she come out here next week. Yeah. Well, fuck you. I have your medallions, no. Yeah, when you go to Israel, all you have to do is

is you see like Jews and Muslims working together, Christians, you have Arab Christians, Arab Muslims working together, you have Arab Muslims working with Jewish people in same businesses. Oh, we're all family. Bartenders are Muslim. This way staff is Israeli. Yeah, we all get together.

And then just ask them this, just go. You guys ever marry each other though? No. No, no, no, no, no. They don't cross that. No, no, no. You do, the guy was a Christian Arab. I go, but do Christian Arabs with your daughter

ever marry a Muslim Arab? No, no. So now in the oldest where, but I go, but do Christian Arabs with your daughter, ever marry a Muslim Arab? No, no. So now, in the oldest where, where Mary's, where they think Mary conceived, received the immaculate conception, was impregnated by a spirit and was born with Jesus Christ. Sure. They have her, like I saw the steps that they believe,

that they believe she walked, that she lived in her house. I'm thinking about it yesterday when I'm talking about it. I was thinking about it. Like I've said, I make jokes and whatever. Like if you breathe of that and you make fun of me for ghost adventures, but that's been pretty cool. Oh, so cool. Like I was so like so. So in foundations of the word, it usually easily push me in any religion, any cold. Yeah. Yeah. But that's a foundation of Western civilization, whether you're Christian or not, just know that that path, that path, mythology,

or that truth, depending on how you look at it, Mary, her house, they believe, was actually the mother of Jesus and Nazareth. I went to Nazareth where her house was. I saw, like, they still have her fucking original house, the steps. Nice property, oceanfront. Oh, no, so they built a they built a huge church over it

Okay, and so they build this so super Catholics Because Mary for Catholics is everything the mother of Jesus So mother Mary's he prayed to so so listen so there it is So I see those steps. Please take a look right there Right that that's her house they when you look in there that's what she lived it's kind of weird that's not like that's that's two thousand years old big games of throes it is two thousand years old

when so when you look at that you go what the fuck that's where she lived that's where she conceived and be how how protected is it is a security ever yes but but here's what's interesting about it it's that so the the holiest church for any Catholic, and there are a billion 800 Catholics in the world or something, the holiest spot in the world for a Catholic is that church. Okay, that I went to, in where Nazareth, Jesus of Nazareth, Nazareth. So, got to remember Nazareth is a 100% Arab town.

And it's Muslim Arabs and it's Christian Arabs. But there are a lot of Muslims Arabs. Now what the Muslims want to do is, because percent Arab town. And it's Muslim Arabs and it's Christian Arabs. But there are a lot of Muslims Arabs. Now what the Muslims want to do is, because we were there and they were like, yeah, we gotta be careful, there's been some strife, I said, between what? He goes, well, Christian Muslims, Christian Arabs and Muslim Arabs,

I say, what's the day about? And they go, well, the holiest place for all Catholics and Christians really is where Mary received the immaculate conception. And that's where the church is. And the Muslims want to build a mosque right in front of it that's taller than the church. So you can understand where they're like, hey, hey, hey, can you move this mosque maybe a little bit over there? I know fight to the death of the man. Oh, dude, it's a whole thing. Nothing's killed more people than religion.

It's a whole, isn't it interesting? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a whole. I love the whole Middle East, like the, I can't escape the religion from that. When you're there, you just can feel it.

Well, I love the whole Middle East, like how loyal they are, the respect the values the family values And that when I was talking to that driver He's like he's like I need to make money so I go back home where I bring my mom out here He goes you Americans you turn 16 say see you you don't take care of your parents. He goes no That's no no no. He was this is bad. It's very bad. He's they've taken care of you all your life And then you just leave him. He's like that's no and in my where I come from, we take care, it now it's on us. I totally agree with that.

But everywhere in the world is like that, except for America. That's right, Bob. That's why we have psychological problems. Correct. You don't have any, a therapist in Jordan would go broke. A therapist, even in Israel, would go broke. So you know what you don't see in Israel or Jordan?

You know what I'm gonna say? Well, I don't know about that, but you know what you definitely don't see, what you don't see in Israel or Jordan? You know what you don't see? Well, I don't know about that, but you know what you definitely don't see? What I didn't see any of. Gays? No. No. No.

I like that you're like. Transgender. Oh, black people. No, I don't know. I don't know what this is. So what is the one thing you don't see? And when you go to that city, what is the one thing you want?

Homeless. Oh, I know. Yeezies. Not one homeless person. No yeez's. Not one homeless person. Really? Because they take care of each other. Not an old person on the street. Never. Interesting. Never. Because your extended family will take care of you. No matter what. And if you're too crazy, you get a hot spot. But that's how it is in most of the world, except for America, because even in England, like even here, you know, my mom born raising England, when they came here, my aunt lived with my grandma until she was 90.

Like they all in my uncles, everyone, they lived in the same house. So in Jordan, our guide, he said, in Jordan, the way we do it is this. I live on a family compound. My sons stay with us, our family. Their wives, they marry, move in with us and the family. So we, they get a house right in the same compound. We all live in the same. So when he comes home, he comes home to fucking 20 people. That's great. How beautiful. And he said to every time I'm at

home, all I hear is children playing all in nothing better. Is there anything better than that? But in America, it's like we want our independence. So we want to turn 16, 18. Get the fuck away from our parents. It's not for us. It's a bomber, right? Yeah. For you and I it is. Because you and I think that way. When I'm turning 16, 18, get the fuck away from my parents. It's not for us. It's a bummer, right? For you and I it is, because you and I think that way. When I'm with, when I see, well, of course my kids are fucking living me. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I know, too. If I had my way, I'd have my ex-wife live in with us. Yeah, that's weird. Women get along. But I mean, I would. I'd be like, everybody move in the same compound. If I'd be like, I'm gonna buy a huge compound in Texas, we're all living together.

And you'd move in there, too. And you'd be fucking, you'd get buy a huge compound in Texas, we're all living together. And you'd move in there too. And you'd be fucking, you'd get my water every morning from the well. No, fuck your girls, right? What? You know, I'd be a liability, right? What you say? I'm fuck your girls, right?

Wait, wait, my girls are, My girls are, you talking about my wives? Name it. You leave for work? Fucking girls, right? You have a liability, really? Do you know this guy. Well, baby. I'm fucking right you leave. Hmm fucking My face and you're gonna know but you're never gonna say anything. You're gonna know but you can't do anything about it and you're like You're gonna look at your ex-micule. You're awfully cheerful this morning. Oh, yeah, Brendan was

Who's helping out with some stuff. Tell you to pound town, baby. Ex over easy bitch, right? I feel like fucking fine here. Here's the thing. Ex over easy to be a bacon bitch, right? You know the deal. Big rounds in town, right? No, you're not doing that. Ex over easy. So wait, hey, ex over easy. So I gotta go do Crowder. I'll be right home by, I'm gonna grab the tile. Fuck you, I'm not doing that. Exo Reasy. So wait. Hey, Exo Reasy. I gotta go do a crowd. I'll be right home.

Bye, bye honey. Oh, Brian's gone. Hey. Exo Reasy. To be subaiging. Right? That's every Monday. Right?

That's a Monday for your boy. Mmm, fuck, girls. You leave their name? Beep, beep, beep out the name. I got it. I got it. You leave? Mmm, fucking girls.

I have my way. Right? Because I'm a man. I'm the man in the house. That's the police. That's Joe Rogan. What? Joe Rogan calling me. Let me talk. I love him. I'll pause. Brandon, let's take a little break. Let's take a little break. Jared scared. Jared scared. Now, now, tell you what? No matter whether you're scared or not. I'll tell you when I ask you, Kovina, this freaking Thursday Friday Saturday. I'm there. Kovina. Yeah, Kovina. Well, don't be afraid of that. Don't be afraid of that. That's the new club.

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How famous is Joe Rogan oh Oh, by the way my friend It just called me. I mean, I mean Israel. There's an Ethiopian Jew. He's face Ethiopia and he's Jewish He was he had con from Ethiopia to Ethiopia isn't what country? Chant for uh, you just a content god damn it Dude, I suck it geograph. Ethiopian though? Ethiopian? No, no, no, Africa. That's where a continent of Africa. It's a stone country. So that's where freaking, our semma.

Yes. Around that area. He looks at me. I'm like a rich man. I need you to educate someone. I know, I know. He looks at me and he goes, do you come out on Joe Rogan?

I'm like holy fuck. And Ethiopian Jew in Israel. Listen to Joe Rogan. Yeah, man. I mean, he's top, he has to be top 10. i'm like holy fuck and ethereum jiu in israel listen to johra yeah man i mean he's taught has to be top ten he's how he's a time people the year he could easily should be up for debate time people to be a hundred percent of the city's doing proper if can he said you and i haven't talked about the rfk stuff

oh man that was damn bro how long have i been trying to put you on rfk wow how long have I been trying to put you on RFK? Wow. How long have I been trying to put you on RFK? And he's running as a Democrat, Brent. You know, I know him a little bit, right? He hired me to just stand up, cause he was at a show of mine, and he walked up to me after I did really well

and he goes, can you do that? Can you do that in New York? I said, yeah. I am, I am. He's such a good guy, man. His kids are great. Do you see that video? I post, I said, RFK is jacked, bro.

Well, Jack, he sawson obviously. He's on TRT, you gotta be careful, so I'll say. Just TRT is not okay. TRT is different, yeah. But what do you think about that? Like for me, I listened to it and I went, if you're litigating a case, you gotta know everything about that case, right?

He's a big, fucking boy dude. Come on, how old is he? Here's my thing, do you want to listen to Biden and the crypt keepers? Or do you want to listen to this guy and Joe Rogat? How old is Robert F. Kennedy? I'll look it up after this. He's 70. I think he's 70. I think he's 70. I Like how people are like it's only 135 on the bar. My cares look at the shape is in. What are you talking about? Yeah, sure show Biden inclined banching

He came to walk upstairs Came right a bike look at this fucking guy. I mean you gotta love that work out in jeans motherfucker. Thanks. God, I'm going to work out in jeans from now on. 6.69. He's incredible. So when I met him, his voice was like that. I wonder what they're going to do. I wonder what the Democrats are going to do because they don't want him to win, right? Because he's going to get in there and cause a storm. He probably won't win, Baba. But I think even him running puts shed some light on a lot of things. Like, it's gonna be tough for him to win. You know, he's in the, in the polls, he's out overbiting them right now after doing Rogan.

Well, he's, he's hard to ignore. I mean, that, that, that, here's where it gets dicey. The voice. His voice, he'll be tough for some people if they're stupid about it. But who cares about their voice? Like a Biden for God's sake. He didn't even talk, we go to him. At least this guy can talk and he speaks in full sentences and knows what the fuck he's talking about. Where it gets Dicey for him is,

and he doesn't want to run on anti-vax, he didn't want to talk about vaccines, but Rogan brought up, he's like, all right, let's do this. Even when he went on break-in points, he's like, I don't want to be the vaccine craze. That's not what I'm about, man. But when people bring up, he's like, all right, if you want to go down that route, I'm gonna light you up. He's like, all right, let's do this. Even when he went on breaking points, he's like, I don't want to be the vaccine craze. That's not what I'm about, man. But when people bring up, he's like, all right, if you want to go down that route, I'm gonna light you up. So when they bring it up, he's gonna light

up where it gets dicey for him, which a lot of the Democrats and the right are gonna focus on. Let me start some about Wi-Fi, causing cancer, that's tough to prove. That was then also the frogs, you know, with the water. No tough. Again, I don't know any of that stuff, but it's just I know from a consumer, people know, oh, he's crazy. So he needs to back off a little bit of that stuff. The problem is, what if he's right?

You know what I'm saying? But they're gonna mark him as crazy. Oh, he's a crazy in spares. Yeah. Man, the data that he has on vaccines, here's my clue. You know, I got a baby girl coming to December. Not a fucking chance. They're gonna back, here's my clue. I got a baby girl coming to December. Not a fucking chance.

They're gonna back to eight, my kid. Not a chance. Not a chance. Well, let me, let me, pause in a question to you. Is it possible though, that the people that are in the weeds of vaccines, that develop them,

that are responsible for them, the scientists. No details that none of us know and they just haven't articulated them yet. No, see, but this is where we gotta be careful with RFK going, oh, he's a crazy anti-vaccine. He's not anti-vaccine. He's anti-covid vaccine. No, no, he's, no, no, he's a crazy anti-vaccine. He's not anti-vaccine. He's anti-covid vaccine. Because you know, he's, no, no, he's,

well, also talks about vaccine injury. Well, for sure, in the amount of deaths that have come from vaccines when the amount deaths before vaccines. It is his, it is his, it is his conclusion that vaccines do cause autism. He said that the idea that there is an evidence linking it is a fallacy said because

Eiffel Mercury they think might go into the brain with the brain. You don't see it in the bloodstream is it goes through the blood brain barrier. Now is there the mode now what you have to know is most vaccines don't have Eiffel Mercury anymore, but they do have aluminum. Now how much aluminum? A lot of them do have mercury though, B. A lot of them still do, though. Well, the flu shot. And then, yeah, but then look how many vaccines we have now compared to even when I was getting from a new year question. Well, that's the question.

So, so, so, it used to be. We know first that, I got six vaccines. Now you get 71 vaccine. Correct, by the time they're four. So, so, I would say that- Hepatitis B, what are we doing? Yeah, yeah. Is it fair to say that because there's so much money in vaccines.

Well, that's clear. That's clear. Yeah. That's clear. That's where I go. Hmm. There's a business behind it, and then people are going to take advantage of that stuff, and then it's the public shop and people like RFK go, hold on here, hold on.

All right, the gig's up. Now, all vaccines shouldn't be, we shouldn't get rid of all of them, but come on, 70, for four-year-old, what are you doing here? How much money do you guys need? Well, one day old. You know, sometimes you get a lot. I don't say, kids are getting vaccinated when they're an hour old, in some cases.

Well, now when your baby comes, the first thing they do is put a vaccine in it. Yeah. Now, maybe that might save lives. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, so I, I'm not either. I'm really careful about saying.

It's gonna surprise a lot of people, neither are there doctors, which is surprising. But what's the thing is when people go, you're not an expert, what do you know? Well, I do know I can't trust the experts, because there's certain agendas that are behind this and there's a money trail there. So, do I do know the odds are my baby will be completely healthy

with not getting the vaccine. I know there is a risk involved if that baby is vaccinated. I know one in 35 kids have autism when years and years ago that was not the case. Now can you talk that up just to vaccines? I don't think so. But let's say it is a factor, Brian. It's okay for me to go, you know what?

I'm gonna wait time no more before you stick that in your own my son. What am I gonna say? And then why I shouldn't do, I shouldn't be disciplined by my school, because everyone's in on it. And I, and listen, I don't think doctors and impede attrition are bad people. I think that are product of the system.

And for all they know, they are good, but they don't know, they don't look into it. Your general doctor, they don't look into it. They go, yeah, I get a pushback when I push his vaccine. We have had any issues with it. They say it's good. They're not doing the research. Nobody's an expert. So, so what I'd like to be careful with the term expert too, because even that doctor motes, we're the feet are mowed. Off it. Yeah, that Peter guy. Yes, he does vaccines. If you go down the trail of the vaccine that he's pushing things that he said Sushing COVID he's more wrong than he is right not even close. Oh, you mean

Peter, ho, tess, Peter he's if you look up just facts He's more wrong about this code thing than he is I mean nine times the ten he's dead wrong on this shit Now people say oh, we just don't know that's fine But what I would need is for don't know. That's fine. But what I would need is for him to take accountability. That's my issue. When he keeps doubling down, so I keep doubling down on everything

and you have no remorse, and when you go, well, 200 on-vaccinated people died, well, where did you get that stat? How do you know they're on vaccinated? So I would say, how do we know they wouldn't have died if they don't have vaccinated? I would say this. I think that I interviewed that guy Paul off at that

Robert F. Kennedy was talking about when he said the blood bearing but they found that it monkeys. Yeah. Quiet on the phone. I would say that I would like the medical experts, the establishment to really come out and articulate for us as the public in the face. I'd like a rebuttal to Robert Kennedy Jr. And that's what wrote this. But that's what Rogen was trying to do. But this is what they always do. When any any time there's an ally that's going against the grain, they go, he's crazy.

Don't listen to him. He's crazy. He's an ally. He's fucking bad. You crazy. We can't even entertain us. We know he's not crazy. We know he's not crazy. We know he's a very educated smart guy,

and you look at what he's done, and the case is that he's won against the vaccines. He's won a ton of fucking cases. Yeah. A ton. So we know that he's qualifying that background. What Americans need is transparency. If RFK goes on there, if he's so Batchet Crazy, put your best person against him and light

him up. And then the rest of us who are on F.R.F.K. side will, he is a little crazy. Yeah, I feel like as a scientist, if I really was doing this, I'd be chomping at the bit to go out. But remember, scientists aren't the most, they're not the most articulate when it comes to speech. They're very smart here. But when it comes to expressing it, the lawyer is used to making a case.

Correct. They don't have to talk for a living. Our FK can talk his ass off, but that guy, Peter, he talks, you know, good morning America, you know, I'm CNN every fucking week. So what are you so scared of? Well, are you scared that he was afraid? Because it is a fight and he said, on road, and he goes, no, man, he's really clever.

I don't want to get caught up in that. You're pussy, but that's the problem with these people. You're fucking pussy. Debate. Why would say what's the same thing with the, no, hold on me. It's the same thing with the Democrats. Yeah. Same thing with the Democrats go, we're not in the debate.

We're not, we're not taking the part of the debates. Cause you're, cause you're going to lose. That's not American, dude. Yes. Are you kidding me? Yeah. You're not even up for a debate. Right. You're just going to forgo the debate. That's not American at all. Right. And with this guy, if you kidding me? Yeah, you're not even up for a debate. Right. You're just gonna forego the debate That's not American at all right, and with this guy if you're so confident

Let's have a dialogue and and this is where people are gonna twist it You assume Rogan's all in on RFK you don't know Rogan Rogan's gonna go on there and he's gonna be the mediator He's gonna be the guy there the moderator and he's not gonna jump down Peter's throat I guarantee you if Peter goes on there and Disproves all the shit RFK's talking about Roman go Peter's right man. We were completely wrong people don't know Rogan People go oh ruins and get on their billion. Oh my god You don't know Rogan ruins and go on there and give everybody a fear shake and whoever comes out on top

That's what's gonna happen truth. That's all he gives a fuck about But how crazy and they're trying to do to Rogan he said Rogan's oh and whoever comes out on top that's what's gonna have truth that's all he gives a fuck about but how crazy and try to do the wrong and he said rogan's o do he's going to bully him he's going to vilify him no because that's what you guys do well when you read he said i read the real Anthony Fauci goes if even half of it is a lie i can't believe you hadn't been sued have you read that book no i've used yes i got a copy

the sign copy it's insane When you go down the path with When you use involved with the aid stuff, it will make you Discussed with this man Again, if even half of it is true, what the fuck are we doing man? Well, the fact that he hasn't been sued for defamation would mean that weird Would mean, you know is interesting, but you do you, I'm staying quiet about it because I don't know enough. That's the problem. We shouldn't stay quiet. I'm not staying quiet because when we stay quiet,

we're gonna continue down this cycle. That's the definition of craziness. No, no, no. We're going down this, but I don't think I'm quiet because I don't know anything. I just think that I'd like to see the medicalist have a really debate. And what I'm saying to be is don't be quiet

and say, hey, debate. I don't know either. That's right. I'm not an expert. But I'd love to see the medicalist that was rid of debate. And what I'm saying to be is don't be quiet on saying, hey, debate. I don't know either. That's right. I'm not an expert. But I'd love to see this guy an expert. That guy an expert. Yeah, I want to see a debate. Why don't you guys stop? What's the problem?

Yes. Why are we scared of a debate? Why are we scared of a debate? There's nothing more American than that. That's also how you get the best ideas. Yeah. What are we doing? And you're so scared.

You can't debate. What are you hiding? Because when guys, like fully down for it, the other guy, no, no way. Just even compromise, he's done some compromising shit. I hope you guys learned a lot today. I really do. Red, sea and dead sea are different.

Yeah. What do you got, Chin? All righty. By the way, just let me know the current events are not that great. Go to the game, Chin, do me a favor. Go to the polls for RFK and Biden in the Democrats. Yep. I'm liking your passion.

You should be. 2024 is going to be a big deal. So I'm going to continue the same chaos. Go ahead, don't vote. Stay quiet. I agree with that, buddy. Fucking cops. Fucking caught you 19 You why am I cock now? Hey, why is we have hey like girls right now? Why hey?

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It's really annoying. You know fly. No, we can't there's a flag in your shit says Brendan was here I mean you can't stop him from coming either. He just walks in like Crayburn And gets his dick out and says go to work ladies What is this? Um this right here. So this is from June 19th though, and this is a No June 19th won't work Yeah, no, no, don't 19th., and this is Nezio. No, June 19th won't work. Oh, no, don't 19th, I'm sorry, I thought you said Jen and I. Wow.

So it said last Wednesday, the economist and you gov released a survey showing that Kennedy with the highest favorability rating, which is good of all current 2024 present candidates. 49% of respondents said that they saw him favorably and 30% beauty. He could take votes away from Biden.

That's what they're worried about. And then Trump wins. Well, and then that, do you hear the recording on Trump came out about the hit on files? All Tim Sainy doesn't really want to go to war. There's nothing there, but they're keeping the news cycle to suppress this Biden stuff even more, figured out everybody. What else you got, kid? So that's part of our hair.

Bombshell audio recording. Have you listened to it? I listened to it. It's so stupid. So this is the meat of it here, right? You know, except it is from Kylie Connivant, she'll see you. This is secret information.

Look at this, you look back. And Hillary would print that out all the time. This is secretive. Look at this. You're a tack. And... Hillary would print that out all the time. You know? I'm trying to eat this. Now she'd send the... Anthony Wiener's. Yes.

For Perler. For Perler. By the way, is that incredible? Yeah. I was just saying, because we were talking about him. And he said, he wanted to attack Iran and what... He said the past. and what he said the place This was done by the military given to me

I think we can probably He was president. I couldn't be No, I can't He also said before this though, hold on. It's by the DOJ or something. It's done by me. This was him. Also, it's a stuff. Painter's normal.

Who is recording this? I don't know. That's a good, I mean, people that hate him. He said, I just found out this isn't this amazing. It's like highly confidential. It's going to mean some hot water. You see he's secret. That's not good. They're doing everything. It can't make sure he can't run. Yeah, that's right. There's an important part here. He said it was the defense department. What's that? He said it was the defense department. What's that?

He said it was the defense department that won the whole Iran thing, was the defense department not him. Yes. So, I mean, we all know, like, when you get into, like, presidency, you're not really in control, it's everyone around you that's in control, right? Yes, in balance. Yeah, you're a public master. I don't know.

I don't know enough about this, but that's that's what I saw Well, she said Millie Anyways, I am not educated in this. I don't want to say anything All right So apparently a fan through their mother's ashes at pink during one of a concert on stage and she was actually pretty cool about it I thought she was like, yeah, it's a little over the top right? It was she stopped for a moment, but wait what's your take on? Let me see, one of them you see this? She was like, I don't know how to feel about this

She goes, I don't know how to feel about this. And then she went back to singing like a pro. She can sing, man. She's one of the best. Yeah. Her and Christine Aguilar were the best singers back in the scene. She can sing, seeing, yeah. Those are some interesting legs.

Dude, she's got, she's been training. She's bodyed up. You're seeing her do all these flips on the thing? I saw on Twitter, someone goes, there's no need for this set of paint cons. She's going, what do you mean? She's like tied up to some like, oh, strings.

She's going, she's going, she knows, damn, well, they don't need this, it's concerts. She's doing like a thousand flips. Like, what song does this go to? She's, she's bodyed up. Yeah. I want you to take on Megan Marco and Prince Harry oh talk about you dude you give us fucking Prince Harry and you guys get Johnny

depth can we trade back like John Depp lives in England now Prince Harry's here is there a bigger cuck than Prince Harry what a piece of shit dude oh you're leaving the royal family you piece of shit are. Oh, are you leaving the royal family, you piece of shit? Are you kidding me dude? Well, he goes bad on them. They just turn out to be that interesting, right? So they're podcasts. Well, on Spotify, Spotify went, we're good.

And then Megan Markle, who nobody can stand, she couldn't book any guests, try booking a Jin's girl. My girl, what's her name? Taylor Swift and she was like, I'm good. Really? No one wants to be associated with you You know we know that people in LA know she was Very promiscuous. I don't know. Yeah, you we know this you know. Yeah, we know this

I mean she was she and she was oh, I was oh, I can't believe I was you remember she was on Howie Mandel's game show was she held the case? She's not sexualized Well, you were hot as shit, so she's alright. She's alright. You're right. She's alright. She's alright She also had a career. It's like don't act like you had a I mean you didn't really have a Hollywood. She did all right She married a prince. She's beautiful. I think she's beautiful. No, she's pretty obviously gorgeous That's really sorry that you're really hot and you were that girl. You nobody. Talk about fucking up a guy's life. Women can be the death. She glitters like, Harry, your family is evil. We need to get out.

Well, they say Narcissists will separate you from everyone you know. The first thing they do is they do everything they can to separate you from all your friends and she ostriches him from the royal family. You know they don't allow her in the in the royal. Yeah, because she made up a bunch of bullshit. Oh, there's a few reasons why she's not allowed there. And they have Harry, the brother Williams, like, what the fuck are you doing? I mean, that's where you're brother. You know it? Your brother goes astray. And you're like, oh, they don't talk anymore. The house of Buckingham. They don't talk anymore.

They don't talk anymore. They're the house of Windsor. The house of Windsor has been standing for a thousand years. They didn't even go back. They didn't invite her when the new king are through with the fight. They're like, we're dead. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And it turns out they don't have a skill set that people are interested in. Your perspective is no good here. We all live regular lives. So you're not interesting. You're not that talented.

Well, all those are the Kardashians in New England. That's all there. Well, I think Prince Harry, I mean, served 10 years in the military, and actually did combat. I, he was a dude, man. I'm, well, you know, not a bad guy. I, but, you know, but like you said,

he got caught up with this girl. He's a definition of a cop. Well, you get a hot girl, and she pulls you from the royal family. And then he's like, we don't know what we're gonna do in our house in Montecito, the $40 million home. I don't know, we're so lost, we lost Spotify deal.

He's such a cop. How many said? Yeah, and then with South Park just making fun and they tried to sue in South Park, good luck with that. You can't make fun of us. Wait, so. Hey dumbass, you're not in the royal family, but remember you left? I don't know if this. You don't know a of us. Wait, hey dumbass, you're not in the world family, but remember you left?

I don't know if this. You don't know a lot today, dude. Hey man, I don't know. I don't know, it's going on. You've been back from Korea, you don't know anything. What's crazy, is that the real chin? That's the real chin. Oh fuck.

He's a cock, though. He's a mascot of cock. Any redhead? You have dairy. What if he moves into my background? What? What if he moves into what if he moves into our comps go dude you can't just use your body like Harry don't you have to get a work you're just gonna watch what you jacking off in the

corner you have read here it bothers me if they wanted to come on the show we have of course he's actually I had I spent just one a couple two days with him and I really liked him Yeah, so he did serve the military and she was an actress and with a popular show So I saw the Netflix I'm gonna be honest full disclosure when I saw the Netflix thing about him I I liked him right anyway before but I liked her I had a very sympathetic point of view now they're all cuck cucks. And also, they're like, we don't, we're sick of the media, leave us alone. Fireball.

That's bullshit. Firebook. Listen to me on Spotify. Check out my show on Netflix. Please leave us alone. We don't want to name. She's also known as stage popperati. She's a store fluster.

She tells people where she is. She's a groupie. She's a groupie and bagged the dumbass redhead, the weak link of the royal family. Figure it out, dude. He's a cuck. He's going, you're going so hard on the English can't stand him by the well they're mad at him because he went bad on the road and you can't. Mad can't go bad. Dude, he left the royal family and moved to Montacito, California. And all it does talk shit about America. Go back to England. You fucking redhead. We're all set on redheads here, dude. She taught him about systemic racism.

It's like, you listen. Oh, she experienced racism. Her whole family was like, we're sorry, she's a terrible human being. The dad was like, I haven't talked to her in years. Yeah, she's an awful person. I don't know any. All right.

I'd give her a shot. Yeah, we know a family goes bad on you. We'll just get to. So what do you guys think about this? So Netflix announced that Titanic will be on streaming again. It's fine. It's not a week after this, it is news, Brian. It's like one of the biggest news.

No, I just mean it's like, So after the Titan, you know, the whole implosion thing with the submarine, Netflix did announce that they're gonna have Titanic back on Netflix. Yeah, because it's current. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, so I don't know.

Do you guys think it's like, it's a little unsensitive, I guess. Like, they could wait a little bit, but this is trying to capitalize on the fame. They are, but also remember, why is this such a narrative? Why is this such a story? Wouldn't have been a big story.

Why is this big story? Because of the White House, they wanted to suppress a hundred Biden information, so they release all this press, it gets all the press, so Netflix, like, we didn't do it, we're just gonna capitalize on the corrupt system. So there was, don't be mad at Netflix, so this happened to you. I also saw this during the coverage that the USDA

allowed to sell a lab-grown meat to the US. That's impressive. That's the future, everybody. A little bit of chicken's gonna be factory meat. It's not a bad thing, is it? I wonder if you can taste the difference. If it's as long as it's like... In 10, in 20 years, that's gonna be probably all of it.

It's as long as it's healthy then, yeah, that's fine. It's better for the environment, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the all happened to be on me. You know, that whole craze, It's they're dying. Are they? Yeah. I think this article is so unhealthy free. Yeah. Has all those all that bullshitting it's so unhealthy for you? Wow. Good meat. All righty. Wow. Oh this one I thought was crazy. So a woman I think it was in San Antonio. So somewhere in Texas she thought she was being kidnapped

by her Uber driver to go to Mexico, like as a part of a cartel. So she pulled out her gun and shot him in the head and he died. And she's charged with murder right now. But was he taking her medicine? No, he's just an Uber driver. And I guess, so.

He's like, you put in the address, though. She saw a traffic signs that said, Juarez, Mexico, so she freaked out. And she never been to Texas? So it must have been close to El Paso, I assume, to Juarez. Let me see her. Yeah, I'll pass.

Let me see her. I wonder if she was like super like, is she a sniper? She's sniper. She's sniper. Why? Because when I big on the other, right? You sniper?

Oh my goodness. Herring Jeff Bezos, you snipers, huh? And Jeff Bezos, girl, got that. Burn Jeff Bezos, you snipers, huh? And Jeff Bezos girl got that Camille and I, wonky eye right? All the way to the world can't fix it daddy, right? I'm not gonna be involved. He has a bitch's. He can't fix that though.

The, the, the, when I big guy, the cock eye's probably so dark. When you're a kid you can. No, no, there's a fighter. There's a fighter in the UFC. Who had it? Yeah, I know, I know you're talking about the day standing cat. No, it looks like Nick Davis. He's, no, there's a fighter in the UFC who had it. Yeah, I know, I know your time out there. The day he's standing cat. No, he looks like Nick Davis.

No, he's not. He was trained by a frost of hobby. I don't know, I'll give you his name later, but. But he had a walk in the air and they had it fixed. It's, I think it's like the muscles in the eye, right? Something, yeah. It's something that's not too hard to fix, I guess. But yeah, so you're right, South Central El Paso.

She thought he was taking her. She looks devastated. She should have put it in her maps. She's not smart. That's why I think she was under the influence of something. Yeah. And freaked out, you know. She just, she looks crazy.

And she was going to see her boyfriend. Uber drive to go to see her boyfriend. This happened. Did her boyfriend live in War-Earth? No, apparently not. That is so crazy, dude. Did she talk to the Uber? He's like, there's no...

No, I'm driving to where you put in bitch. We're also in El Paso, Texas, so there's signs for Mexico. You know, here you drive a gun, take me to my destination. Or just drop me off here and say, just shoot and ram in the head. You're like, there might have been a language barrier where they couldn't communicate, and that's racist.

No, he's... Yeah, it's probably true. Yeah. This is a dude. that's right. Yeah, that's I don't know. He's yeah, okay. This is the it's probably true Yeah, this is a dude that drove her done. Yeah He's very clearly as a kid that probably That sucks. That's he he's only got a provider first family. That's a bummer killed. Yeah, you meet one crazy lady Yeah, a bummer man. It's terrible All right, let's go to, I feel bad for that fan. Oh, I don't know if you guys care about this,

but the first malaria cases in 20 years, popped up in Texas and Florida. Well, what is Hunter Schaefer's a theorl Oscar outfit? I was wondering. Don't go to that. Don't go to that. I already want to make sure everything's all right.

Why is it a feather? It's a transgender bride. Yeah. Oh, that is Yeah, you're gay. No, yeah, it is. Yeah, from Euphoria transgender. I'm not mad at it Beautiful. Like machine gun Kelly. Sure. Whatever. Oh, that's a transgender person. Yeah, my favorite. You're just figuring that out That's Georgie's favorite character a little bit in Euphoria really? She's good on Euphoria. She's good in Euphoria. It's in day is amazing. Oh, yeah, a little bit attracted to that I mean we know how long that hair she's cute. That's a girl. I would make out with her. We him. Yeah, yeah I don't know her. I would kiss him super hard. Yeah, we know this. Would you know?

Fucking liar. I mean we'll see I maybe yeah, if you guys are red if you're around if you're around that person For long enough you're you're you're gonna be like damn if we hit it off girl. I don't see color, dude She's all skinny and and you already did it, right? I got our shoulders. You already made out even we made out with a lady boy I know Damn it in that outfit just hanging around but she didn't always have those giant titties. Not in euphoria. No, there's definitely fake for sure. Oh, are they chin?

Why? Because it's a man? No, not just that man. If you take hormones, you still grow like, no, no, no, no, no. Those are, no, those are obviously fake. But does that show you, man? I don't you just love women.

Like I see that and that's a female form and I'm just like, I'm in. Go for it. look at the waist Wait, is there chink get me out of here getting me out of here get me out of here. I love you Hunter This one we saw earlier. This is a So this is this chimp named vanilla Apparently was in a cage for her entire life and finally saw the sunlight This is a good metaphor for Brendan's political life and this is also like a chimp that was used for laboratories

This is Brendan after he started reading watch That's the alpha chimp. Oh Check out the sun. Look at the alpha chimp just hugged her. Yeah, he's hugged her. Oh, it's a scum! Check out the sun. Look at the alpha champ, he's hugged her. Yeah, he's hugged her. He's like, check this out, man. He's walking around. I love how they're all friends.

Their assholes are disgusting, you know? That's her pussy. They're gin and sorry. Now he was in a lab, his whole life. She was in a lab, her whole life, and then he just let her out. Yeah. Now they can put her back in the lab. That's even more fun. a lab whole life and he just let her out. Yeah. Now they can put her back in the lab.

That's even more fun. No, no, this is like a sanctuary for these chimps that used to be in labs. It's fascinating that they keep animals that smart enough. It sucks, but you know, I was talking to you like, we need this to happen for us. We have a lesson to live there though when they're not being experimented.

Yeah, let them have the sun and all that stuff. See, that's how they get you, Cheney. Like, well, we need to do this to help us. We need the testing, we do. We do. From medicine. Never had never been outside of five foot square cage. You think that's right?

That's fucked up. That's the one. Which was closed in 1997 until she was two. For two years, she was chilling out. That's so gross. Yeah, but that's the first image of her. It's hard. Looking at the sky for the first time.

Burn those eyes, they're at the sun too long. Hey everybody Here's some jumps around in this because Brennan's on mom wants to work back now and then okay, so Why do you keep what we're actually one hour and 24 minutes in so here's the last one I want to show you guys I think this is good for all of us to watch. I saw this recently. Oh, I don't know if you guys seen this This is a rojo is. talking to another boxer, a young boxer. It's a thing like this. The how your power gave you more.

When there's more given, more is expected. You understand that? But it's the pressure though. I understand the pressure, but God built us different. Do you just tell me that? You know, I'm 23. So sometimes, the biggest 23 year, but God is different. Do you just tell me that? 23 so sometimes this is the biggest 23-year-old I've ever seen But it's put on us because we're the ones that can take it

Jeremy and I think you can sometimes Jeremy get messed up sometimes, but Jared can wear these shoes. That's why Jared hasn't You know what's that mean? I can't explain. Too bad. Jared has a destiny that Jared came right from. And Jared ain't no coward. I'll be noted. Right?

So Jared made what make him his man. And let's go. You got a rat that wants son. I'm sorry. You got a rat that wants. I've ordered. You ain't got a rat that said will come off. But you got a rat. You know what's that mean? You got a rat that horse I've ordered you ain't got a rat it's a will come off, but you got a rat it You're a demon you got a rat it to you get where you want to be in life then you can get off of it

We're gonna ride a horse. That's just what we got to do. Huh? That's fucking great I'm man. I don't think that guy wants to fight That's right. That's what I'm thinking. He's all jeered on what a fight Right I love that I love terrified message that's a great message jared terrified to fight no i know but you got a fight jared don't want to fight i know but you gotta get on the horse i don't want to be on a horse i know but jared i just said is terrified the movie the movie is he fights and wins, but the reality is Jared can do many other things.

It's the coach. It's the other coach is like this, yeah, the coach is like, hey, Roy, I love the speech. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it, man. He has no heart. Jared has many other hands in business and can make a lot of money,

knocking a bunch on the head. Do you know how many times I saw an act and she's your given actor that that speech? You got it. You got to assume the responsibility. Do you know how many other actors came through? So Jared right now is 14 and no 14 chaos. Well he's a shaman. So he's meant to be the sky. He's a baby. Let me see him. What ways he finds? Jared need to get a shit together. I don't know what a weight he is but it's a big kid. I barely just saw this, so I don't know. He looks like a cruiser away, Brian. He's much taller than Roy.

Sure, of course. Oh, sure, it's very small. Hold on. Jared don't wanna do this. Hey, what's up? You gonna do it, you gonna ride that horse? You keep talking about horses, dude. I don't even fucking hold.

He's six four. That's big foul. Oh, he's heavyweight. There big foul. He's heavyweight. There you go. Jere to heavyweight. 78 inch reach. That's more than... Jones right?

No, it's 184. Jones, uh, 184. Somebody thought. He's a stud. And he's just 23 years old. Jere don's how you want to do it. Ha ha ha. He's meant for it though, maybe.

He's having a hard day. Shout out Jared. I know how that goes, dude. Brendan, don't want to do this right now, alright? I'm pretty sick of that. Yeah, I know you don't, but you've got to taste the podcasting him. I mean, you were like, get me. I know you don't want to do this.

The worst thing I have in here fighting for is meeting me. You're a little bit sick. No, that's the best thing I get. No, no, no, you were like, he's Brendan. Sure as fuck, don't want to do this. I want to hang out dinner and fucking talk about me. No, no, no, you were like, he's a brand new shirt. Sure, it's fucked, I don't wanna do this. I wanna hang in there and fuck him talk. Yeah, okay, I'll be silly. How many times when you felt like,

I don't wanna do this shit and you had to fight that you won versus... Well, he was a maniac, he trained so hard, but... But anyway, how many times when you felt like, I don't wanna do this, but you actually won versus lost. Every time? You won? No, when Rogan saw you to fit 55 50 I think when you saw the light at the end of the tunnel and you were like I want to get the fuck out of this prison

Yeah, Jared don't want to do that Jared great. No, I was gonna fight Jared has a long road. Yeah, it could be crazy at the winds just gonna five Travis Brown. I go how you feeling he goes So that's one of the times I said I mean I was you guys I go how you doing he goes dancers he goes I'm terrible Of course dude he's like Dude trash around like freaking mom's her he get down there like fatigue is taken over.

He's like, look, they just went up from an alley give me his hair was all fell asleep in the back. I was like, hey man, this doesn't love that. How about when Tim Teebo was fighting our lost he comes in the locker room that he's like, you ready to go bail? Like, mm-hmm. He's like, what's wrong?

I was like, no, I just started crying. He's all, I said, Jared don't want to do this. There's no Roy Jones to pump me up. That should be the title, Jared don't want to do this. There's no Roy Jones to pump me up. That should be the title of Jared. Don't want to play this. It's so funny, dude. I see it was Frankie Edgar and Josie Alder, two guys game bread, motherfuckers, game bread.

Just, ah, Ruzon, I got it. Jared don't want to do this. How you doing? Dr. Tara. Too funny. It's pretty. It's not, it's not, it's mouth that's having trouble moving.

It was hard to talk. I was so. It's not a mouth, it was having trouble moving. It was hard to talk. I was so scared. So scared. You find or Andrew Lasky was like, you know, a Russian monster. I remember Tim was like, hold on. I thought, all you guys were like excited back and like,

oh, none of it. You kind of won that fight, dude. I won that fight. I just split decision. I won that fight, but still, Tim T was like, oh, I figured the lock rooms were different. I thought I was like a football locker, I'm like, no, no, don't come back here.

Tell me what I'm like. Yeah. He's a UB, all right, I'm like, you think? He's like, I don't know. Like, could you pray for me? Yeah. Hey, Eric. He's gonna listen to you.

All right, let's get out of here. All right. Hey, Denver, I'll see you this weekend. Come see me this weekend, Denver. Let's go, comedy works. My mom had hips, so I do that. I think she's still gonna come to the show. I hope so. I got tickets for's go comedy works. My mom ad hips. I think she's still gonna come to the show. I hope so.

I got tickets for Denver comedy works. They need 16 tickets. That's really fun. I got them. I got them. June 29th, June 30th, July 1. I got comedies on the following weekend. Let's go.

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