The Fighter & The Kid - Jeremiah Watkins Uncovers Bryan Callen's Hidden Asian Ancestry | TFATK Ep. 890

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

Jeremiah Watkins joins Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen and the guys tallk Jeremiah getting  by a stingray, doing shows with SteeBee WeeBee, the deadliest animals of India, dad life, Brendan's Jeopardy skills, Bryan's possible Chinese ancestry, current events including Nate Diaz's arrest warrant and much more! You can find Jeremiah's new stand up special "Daddy" on YouTube now! RexMD - https://rexmd.com/FIGHTER House Of Macadamias - Use code TFAK for 20% off your order and,for a limited time, we’re gifting listeners a free bottle of cold-pressed Extra Virgin macadamia oil worth$20 when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/TFAK Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk

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This is really the fight on the cat Really the fight on the kid. Come on, baby. Oh! Oh! You have to make a kid either. No, you do. Nothing. I really did.

No, Brian and I are really close. Well, sure, if I was much younger than me. So I always just figured he was like a... You still see him as a kid. Yeah, like a comic kid. I was older than everybody. Right. Not physically?

As we know, not physically, I'll give you a run for your money. Yeah. So physically you throw me in. Yeah, but physically you throw me in a in a arena full of 30 year old comedians, put your money on me, right? Put your money on me. Absolutely. Right? For your month. Hold on. First one to. What did you say? Take it back for real. Take it back. You think you'd beat up any comedian under 30? It's, I'm gonna be in the mix with any comedian under 30. Well, yeah, you'll give it your best of go. I'll be in the mix.

Now, you give it a go, right? And you don't, and I fucking say that. On after when you're dying, I'll go, do you have fun? Okay, listen, I'm good for the first day. The problem is I, I, I recover a problem. Cause I, I've seen Jeremy seen Jeremiah mess some people like slap the piss out of people. You see what?

Yeah, Jeremiah, if you want to go, is it what? Yeah, he's a dad now. Yeah, I've got more in the line. I've got a family to defend now. You take a flat hand to a man? Oh yeah, really? Or flat?

So distressed. Or a disrespectful woman. Oh, this is it. This show is got anti-woking or hurrying. I like it. Yeah, dude. Disrespectful woman In a hurry and I like it. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I've got more of an edge since we last hung out I didn't even know you were married with children so you're your wife. Yeah, you and I have stayed in touch It's been good. Yeah, he comes and brings his kids. Yeah Yeah, he can play he can play a mean sax. Oh, I know that kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He can play. He can play a mean sax. Oh, I know that.

So you got you got crazy. Yeah. He's all these. Why? Yeah. Yeah. You got crazy digital dexterity. Uh huh. You got soul. Mm hmm. And you'll take a flat animal man. Oh, um. Yeah. If she's disrespectful, she shouldn't do the wrong. You are different. You know, I've changed, I've changed a lot since you last saw him. You've changed a lot. Yeah, your hair shorter. Yeah. You don't even blink. I'm done being a nerd, man. I'm done with it.

I'm done with it. I decided we have a hundred pound kettlebell out there and Jeremiah goes, should I bring the kettlebell into the showroom? No, no, no, no, it's okay. Different guy, man. Different guy. The old thing is maybe a little TRT.

Maybe need it, does he need it boy? How old are you now? What? You hold you. Doesn't matter. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. You probably just try 22, 23 years old.

Yeah. You got a lot of stuff going on. Yeah. This is what happens when you come to dad. Oh dude, it's different now. Just that dad. This is different. You got straight teeth and a crooked smile too.

Oh good. I'm one of the few guys that can pull off blonde hair. And you're white and Asian at the same time. You got straight teeth and a crooked smile too. Oh good. I'm one of the few guys that can pull off blonde. And you're white in Asian at the same time. You don't know that. You don't know that. Yeah. It's cool. I have an Asian coach on my podcast.

Brendan has an Asian coach on his podcast. That's cool. I've never heard this before. Hey, I'm Brian Cowan. I'm really tired and sleepy all the time. And what's going on? That's a stereotypical. That's a super stereotypical.

No, it is a poor impression of me. Oh, you're a nice mustache Yes, I understand kung fu. Yes, I Are you Chinese? I I Can't tell the difference between you and chin sometimes fair point holy shit This is big a few more wrinkles. Yeah, man. You were worried when all that Asian hate was going on. You didn't show up to the studio, but I'm like,

what is going on? Yeah. I saw some headlines and I'm like, oh no, Brian got hit again. Oh, man, they're really, whoopin' it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're really taking it to the streets. Yeah, it was pretty exciting. No, no, no, Guys, you see a man stepped to me on the street. You will see another man named Brian Count. Dig his heels in New York.

He's ears. Dig his ears in the gutter. Yeah, I got him, dude. Tripping over yourself. You pinched over your ear. Yep. I call people bitch now. Thank you.

Hey, dude. Hey, dude. Take two. Take two. You guys see a man. You see somebody step to Brian Cullen? Are you talking about a coup right now? What's up? You will see Brian Cullen dig his heels into the American soil

and answer back with a ferocity unlike you've seen. And then you dealt with. But you're gonna give a good old, I'm not telling you. You know what I can say? The good old calls dry. You're making me super mad because I stay in crazy shape and I don't like how you're talking, man.

You're disrespectful. Oh man. Dude, that hand is really close to Brennan's face and I don't appreciate it, dude. Yeah, a fuck, man. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Jeremiah. I will have Johnny and I will slap you. Gladly watch. Chinese face. Don't call me Chinese. Yep, you're Chinese man, then. No, no, hey Chinese.

You call me a Chinaman, which is, I hope we get docked. You're not docked. You're an enemy, right? Demonetized. You're an enemy. You're an enemy. Jeremiah, what do you mean up to?

You got a special out. You're a subject change. You're a real human, you're a sacred. Yeah, yeah out. subject change. You're gonna say. Yeah, yeah, subject change. Uh huh. Yeah, I got a special out. Okay, what's it called?

It's called daddy. Read the shirt. Oh, boom. Is that your merch? Yeah, dude, dude. I'm coming in hot on the pod. I actually love that merch. Dad, yeah, I love it.

I actually love that merch. I will, I will wear that. Did you, did you shoot it at the comedy store? Comedy on state. Oh, gotcha, Madison. Madison, yeah. Yeah, great room. Such a good room.

Beastie. Yeah. Why, there is that where you're from? No, I just love the club. I'm decided to shoot it there. All right. Where do you hail from? Where do I hail from?

Kansas. Kansas. It couldn't be more Kansas really well, you got the color where you got the coloring where are my from bro lots of different places? Oh really? The end of the day the street and I'm from right fucking here. Okay, right here right here right now I'm from right here right fucking yeah, yeah Technically you'd say you're from New York, but my roots, well my Italian roots, right?

So my mom, my mom bought a race in Brooklyn. I'm friends with a 50 cent. Yeah The other one time I was about 10 years ago. I've never been more embarrassed 10 years ago. I went I said Yeah, well that's the difference between me. I'm Sicilian I would and I was about to go into what I would do to this person because they got me Riled up and my buddy Hunter Mott's tailpiece goes. Yeah, where Brian isn't from he doesn't take that shit at all He'll tell you he's from Brooklyn never lived there. He'll tell you Sicilian grew up overseas at the end of the day He's not from anywhere, but he wishes he was from New York Yeah, you got him. Can You want to put your roots down somewhere

But you grew up overseas. Nobody wants to claim them, man. I was reading I start I was trying to write scripts and Guy who taught writing and so really good very successful Hollywood writer said you know what your problem is That's what you're not from anywhere And you don't have and he goes there's no place where you write from there's you don't have play you know your promise You're from nowhere, right? So you represent nobody. And we have that. And we have that white male.

Yeah, and that weird kind of screw. Yeah. So I never had anywhere. The only place I would identify with the longest I lived was New York City. You know New York, though? So I guess you claim New York. Well, you know, New York would bribe a real proper.

Yeah. Yeah. He knows all the spots. Man. Because I got folded into a group of real New Yorkers You comedy into in Jimmy Burke's mr. New York But if you if you and you I'm sure you perform New York. Yeah, if you go there and don't know anybody It's he kind of sucks. Yeah, it's a it's a nightmare a harmful city. Yeah, yeah

If you're in lonely if you don't have a fan about there Yeah, if you don't know like where to go and like navigate. It's a lot. I take your watch in your wallet Yeah, wait, you don't have a watch Wait When you took my Wow, that's fast. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, I was wearing a call of magic. Yeah, reach behind the ear I hate that dump truck behind the ear people reach my my nose I hate that dump truck. Behind the ear.

People reach my nose. Who's this? This is goblins. I guess this? Danny DeVito talking about he went to David Blaine's magic show in Las Vegas. The way he tells it is a raven came flying out of nowhere and landed on him. On Danny DeVito? And Danny DeVito like had a note in its

Beaker something like this. I'm magic. We keep going. Well, it's kind of weird that a really just trying to fucking book the smartest shit No, it was something I can't remember how he describes it out of all the shit David Blaine does David Blaine's watching. He's like bro David Blaine brought a dog out he made a sit like bro i don't know what the fact that the blame brought a dog out of me to sit is no i know what happened he's crazy he turned into a black row no but did you see david blayette you got hurt he's doing a stuff and he like oh here it is here how do you do that

he takes a hundred dollar bill the crowsmouth was all folded up hundred dollar bill that match the serial number corner of our That we had that he burned up. That's crazy. Any questions? Come on. That's good. Any questions? You don't think that's a big deal. You know, you're stories better, right? I mean, so wait give me your dollar bill serial No, out of all the she-saved blamers. Oh, I give you your dollar bill. Serial man. Out of all the shades, David Blaine is done. Oh, what? Give me your dollar bill. Out of all the shades, David Blaine is done.

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We should go. I'm going to take my kid. We should take our kids. All right. Yeah, let's go. Seven. He'd do something like stabs through his fucking arm. That's what our son is.

He's a big by the way. Yeah, big dude. Like, you show that, like you posted a video to your Instagram recently, like he was filling up the back seat. I was like, dude, he's bigger than Brian already. It's 140. Yeah.

Well, he's got, it gets me, it's this trap. He's on keto though. We gotta, let him down. We don't want to strict guy. I don't know man, he's got, he's on straight keto. Where did he go, man? Uh, probably that video he's in the back. Yeah.

Watch this guys of him. This, the reveal of like, yeah, I was like, I thought this was the one. What is going on? Oh, I mean, those kids, his age. Yeah, what? One's his brother, right? Dude, that's a dream.

The other kids, yeah, seven. Dude, go back to that again. Go back to that again. It's great. He's like a DD. He's like really like really hot in it any moment. He's gonna play football. He's enormous He's so big. No, we don't want to make you see him. He's getting out of there when you see him stand there Like you send me that picture of him his his neck and traps. He's got a neck and traps already So I said when did tiger turn 27? That's a

Sanitary is giantism Yeah, kid that's one of his best friends on the right dude. He's so big That's one of the coolers. It's on the sidelines of a football game. Yeah It's just water. It's just water. You guys just stop. He's under the jug. Let's take a little break from chat with our boy, Dremai Awakens, who's special,

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Yeah stuff. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah. I love visiting. I love the scene there. It's cool, like I got up a bunch. It's a bunch, right there. There's a bunch of places together. It feels so concentrated like, like New Energy.

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Yeah, with a win-match. When you have two kiddos down? Second one is coming in June. Boy, girl do you know? Another boy. Oh, two boys. Oh, two boys. Yeah, two boys. Good boys.

Yeah. Dad life's different, right? It is. Yeah. But good. It's like a remix on life. Yeah, it just gives you perspective. For sure.

Yeah. I love it. I do too. You know, can you imagine Brown's like, yeah, that's not really for me. Yeah, I'm like, no, that's right. I never said that. Yeah. Was I Churchill Walker? I think that's not really for me. Yeah, I'm like, no, that's right. I never said that. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need you to tell me that. But there are some pretty high-profile people. I don't know, anyone that told me that, if they said, ah, it's just not for me, I'm like, see ya, you get out of here. Yeah, what are you doing? But there are people who, like,'t know, anyone that told me that, if they said, ah, it's just not for me, I'm like, see ya, you get out of here. What are you doing? But there are people who, like we know,

like probably her shawakers, have you seen these people? You gotta be tricky though, right? If somebody's older and they don't talk to their dad and they go bad, sometimes you might have a kid is just, maybe, I don't know, you know. I don't know.

Like Carl Malone had that kid with an age girl when he was like super young. So it's, you know. It a pair like Carmelone had that kid with an aged girl when he was like super young. So it's, you know, he was like, I don't know, 18 or something, that she was like 14. And then he was just getting going. So maybe he didn't have the mental capacity deal with being a dad. Right.

I don't know. It's like, you never know what's going on there. But some guys, when he came down, he's like, my dad was never around like, bro, he was 17. Yeah. Yeah, I know some people, it's been a dad at 17. I can't imagine that to him. Some people started talking to me. My dad was 17.

I can't imagine that at all. You ever, like, 16 pregnant, I'd watch that, and not have kids. I'm like, how the fuck did these kids figure it out? Right. And they don't, it's a nightmare. But it's usually the mom, like their mom of this thing. Oh yeah, they have to raise it.

Yeah, the grandparents are raising. That's basically all it is. Yeah. It's like, oh, having the kids like, no, your mom's the one who faces that. Well, fatherlessness is's what you all it is. Yeah. It's like, all the having the kids like, no, your mom's the one who's basically having the kids. Well, fatherlessness is like, you can trace that back to almost all anti-social behavior with boys, suicide, anti-social behavior, a thousand things.

So, boy grown up without a father is not a good idea. Oh, even now with the, you know, my son, he's in a million sports, I hang out with the other parents. If the dad's not in their life Like or the nanny's raising the kids you can the kids attitude is completely different than the kids have good parents Yeah, they're latched out in some way. Yeah, they just don't know they like don't know where the line is There's no doubt about 100% how do you discipline your kids? It's because that's a hard-handed

Strike out hard- hand of the face. I need to learn. Yeah. I wet a rod. I dip a rod in oil. Yeah. Yeah, I don't believe in hitting your kid. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you can these days.

I don't think you can. I don't think anybody is coming out now like a public again. I'm tired. Just call the cops or go on Reddit, you know? And that is screw me up. You're like already have enough trolls on Reddit. I don't need my kids on their toe. I told you, it's like, my dad.

I'm here, man. Hey! Here's this text message. The real green go pop. He's like, oh! There he is. There he is. I've never really understood the logic.

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So I take like certain things away. And then he's a damn dude. Like you want to back him up. You see real quick. Yeah. Yeah, my son's from, so I take certain things away. And then he's a damn dude. Like you want to back him up. You see real quick. Yeah, yeah, my son's too. So I mean, there's no rationale like with their minds at the level he's at. So, you know, you really like, if he's crying

or something like that, or he like has a tantrum, like it's usually because he's hungry or tired or something. Yeah, you should tired nine times. And they don't know how to put it into context. No, yeah. He literally, like I just got in home off the road and like he got upset about something. And he's like, no, Dad, like he didn't want to look at me.

And then like three seconds later, he's like, Dad, uh? Yeah, you know? Well, that's one I thought that's one of the reasons. Well, that's one of the reasons. That's what he's starting to pick up that I'm leaving. About three, they start getting ready. He literally last night, he goes, no work that I was like, oh man, this is crushing me.

You didn't say, I ain't a millionaire, you go work that. You want to pick up some of the slack around here? Yeah, I don't want to be behind on rent for two years. You used to be dads would be like, when I was your age, you have no idea how easy you have it. I don't like doing that to a kid, even though. That kind of, that kind of person. Yeah, it's like, dude, you're the adult, of course.

Of course, I'm gonna have it easier than you. It was like, I wasn't living in the 50s. I've no fucking clue what you went through. Like, it's their perspective. Right, and also I have to deal with social media, okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. Who hits their kid?

I mean, still there's definitely do. That's it. And a lot of cultures still. Oh, yeah. You know, you take your sandal off and give them a whack and you know, it's like a fair certain things that people do. Yeah, you're wearing sandals today.

These are flip flops. These are toe-holed flip flops. They're $800. So $400, $800. No, $800. These are the eye. These are the, these are the, why? The samurai, the samurai.

Well, they're the best flip flops on the planet, and you'll never need another pair. Ever, ever. Dude, they're, yeah, and they mold to your feet, and this is the Aramesz Lab. Saying something is the best flip flops. 500 steps, handmade motherfucker. Yeah, it's like saying I want to gold it special in.

Yeah, no, no, it's not. These are the best flip flops on the planet. Yeah, take it easy. I used to be, I used to own the company, but I don't anymore, or a part of the company. But I'm not a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person.

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I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. Thank you wait, why are they crushing our sandals like a slur to the flip flop community? Oh, yes That's like calling but the company's killing it right now Bring up their No, maybe let's not do this. Hey, please let's not bring up their rash guard bring up their rash guard Why are we doing promos for them when I do a promos for let me say that the whole thousand minute promos? What so what it's a great company, but I just want to show you one of us already I want to show you I want to show you this fucking It's a great company, but I just want to show you this fucking

They're saying we pull up that dainty video clip again look what they're selling out it. This is so crazy You don't rash repeat rash guard That's kind of crazy. That's what they're selling out. I wear a rash guard for boogie boarding and that's it Boogie board. Yeah, dude. Is that a problem? I know where do you put work? Boogie boards fun. It's fun. If you can't serve? Yeah, dude, is that a problem? No, where do you put, where do you put, where do you put, what's fun? It's fun. If you can't surf. Yeah. Surf you gotta go a lot.

Well, also it's such a no ordeal to like, if, you know, to hook it to a car or something like that, like a surfboard and all of that stuff. So, I don't know, I like the keyboard, it's fun. That was very judgmental. I want it to be. That was very judgmental. You went full of it and you went.

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It's too much of a commitment. Do you ever play golf? I've been playing a hot second. You? There was like a pitch and putt course that we did at Moont Tower where it was like comedians mic'd up. So it was like me, Adam Ray, Brad Williams, like on bikes and that was fun.

That was fun. Yeah. Those boys in Austin golf all the time, like Jamie, the producer for Rogan, Tony, so you know golf's all the time. All the time. All the time. All the time. Yeah. Casey here, golfs all the, Casey's like really fucking really.

Yeah, he was always never, the only time I go out with my dad, but I just, I find it a very, I just don't have six hours to go. It's a lot to, it's a lot to kill time. Yeah, it's a huge company. I mean, you never surfed me. Why? I surfed. Yeah, I surfed.

Yeah, almost every day. Almost every day. Yeah, I had my board, two boards. I loved it. I loved it. But then if you don't go enough, then you just fall down right there. There's a lot of surfers. You got kids. The other things when you have kids, you can't be like, I'm going surfing. I'll see you later. Unless you wake up super early in the morning or something. But my wake up early enough, but it's just such a commitment. I mean, I do. I love surfing. I remember when the UFC countdown, I forget who I was fighting with. They're like, oh, you surf, right? I'm like,

yeah, I could I just move to LA. Like, oh, we're gonna film you. forget who I was fighting with, they're like, oh, you serve, right? I'm like, yeah, cuz I just moved to LA. Like, oh, we're gonna film you. I wasn't very good. And they were filming like, literally for an hour and like, are you, so are you gonna like serve or are you just gonna get up there and fall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you just like speed it up?

We need to look like them. I'm cruising, yeah. Literally complete with the time. All they did show me walk into those, you're with my board. I'm just trying to get on the floor. You're waxing. That's, hmm. They show some other guy, serving me, right. Well, a lot of us just on the floor. You're waxing. That's what I'm saying.

They show some other guy, so you're right. Well, a lot of us just catch in the wave. Like that, you know when I stopped, I went out with the European freestyle champion. My buddy Joey paid for the guy. So he would catch the wave for me. And all I do is just jump on the wave and just stare at the shore and I'm surfing.

I tried doing it on my own, impossible. It's getting up, it's the whole, like you really gotta learn how to get up. So then I go out with a guy in Venice, I go, I'm gonna learn I tried doing it on my own impossible. It's getting up, it's the whole, like you really gotta learn how to get up. So then I go out with a guy in Venice, I go, I'm gonna learn how to surf. I go out and the guy goes, the guy goes, so what I would recommend is that you just, you gotta get wave knowledge.

You don't have any wave knowledge right now. So you just gotta spend a lot of time in the water and I was like, I'm out, too old now, I don't care anymore. I was also so big, my board was like, fucking nine foot long, people like, oh, paddle boarding, like no. The giant board.

Yeah, my board is giant board. That's very cool. No, I got, when I was boogie boarding one time, I got stung by stingray. Ooh, on the foot. No. You got to shuffle your feet. I know that now.

Okay, bro, I'm just saying. You're telling me years after it happened. Oh, guys. If I could have used you, yeah. No, I literally, I heard a awful wave and it was, it was waiting. Yeah, there's nothing you know. And it, yeah. Awful.

How bad did that hurt? They say it's 50 times more potent than a beasting. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. And it was, I was, dude, it was up there for sure. I was gushing blood and then the panic sets in because I took it out of the water and then it's like, and then I'm like, oh, the shark can smell blood from the ass.

Was the barb in your foot? No, luckily, it had pulled out, but what happens is it's like serrated where it goes in and then it pulls out. So on the outside. That's what they said, killed the crocodile, and if you would have left it in, they could have had surgery, pulled that out. Yeah, but's on the outside. That's what they said, kill the crack down hunter. If you would have left it in, they could have had surgery pull that out. Yeah, but when it goes in the barbs,

you'd get out and they yanked it out. Oh, yep. And the only way to do it on a foot because to extract the poison is you, they dunk your foot over and over and nearly boiling water. So like to suck, it sucks the poison out. So you have to, so part of the pain is the actual poison

that's coursing through your blood. But part of it is you're like killing your foot in the hot water. Also when you're on the ocean, okay, somebody give me a bucket of boiling water. Oh, I would to lifeguard saying, if you're out in the middle of nowhere, like you're... She's good. Yeah.

Yeah, so that's why why rock fish like in Japan Okinawan stuff when people go wherever those that's where you're from where yes, it is It's where I study karat. Oh, I got it. It's that it's where I became karat. Anyway, but um you wear felt You wear felt booties, but a lot of people who don't know don't wear felt felt boot booties. And my buddy saw a guy step on a rockfish when the cardiac arrest right there. Bring up that rockfish, Chin. Whoa. They're brutal looking.

Died. It's called something else though. Right. I forgot. No, it's called a rockfish. Rockfish is what we eat. It's don't fish. It's don't fish.

It's don't fish. It's super dangerous. Now would you ever have one of those? I'm surprised you don't have one of those in your town. I don't have a saltwater tank yet. But you will though, right? Still with fresh. You imagine you had that bad boy. That'd be cool

But also my kids are like oh, that's just a rock. So oh, it's a horn got him if you step on any of those Oh, it's all looks like a rock. Yeah, just was a Any of it's my that's the most poisonous one right there It's juices. Yeah, keep it deep right there. Yeah, I think I'm juiced. I think I'm juiced. I bet you're lyches. See, no one went out with scooping.

Oh, those would suck with Lishkin or something. You can't even tell it's anything even on plates. Is that a stonefish fleshlight? What is that? Yeah. Oh, fleshlight. That might turn out. No. You a fleshlight guy, Brian?

Yeah. What? No. Is that business still booming? I don't think so, dude. I think it kind of hit its heyday like you know Aubrey Marcus That was this thing well. I think that Now they have these high tech if you're really into that they have high tech fucked up that dude the level that of Jack and off you have to be up to order a the level of jacking off you have to be able to order a set stall. And then you know you have to hide it from your buddies. Hopefully it shows up in the car.

You've got to hide it from the car. Hopefully it shows up in the discreet packaging. I would imagine. You know for the box and say like, fuck. But I think you're like, you're double D. Yeah. Okay.

I think there's $6,000 for something crazy. Oh, those are real dolls? You get your money's worth, right? Just, but think you just feel kind of weird. Like, oh, I'm gonna jack off. Let me go get the sex, and all it's like 120 pounds. You gotta drag it out of the closet. Yeah, like, loop it up.

Yeah, it's like bearing it all in. Then you gotta clean it out. Oh, she looks natural. Does look natural. It's really interesting. It's just a weird thing. Like, I don't, you know, hate on me. It does, it's just the whole setup, dude. I mean, like, where do you put in your house like I don't you know hate on me that does it's just the whole

Set up dude. I mean where do you put in your house? I don't know we should probably buy one entry level I mean I wonder if it comes with like a hangar where you put it Entry level sex doll I'm talking about the next one now what the real deal. Yeah, let me get the best one dude high-end Yeah, let me get the best one, dude. High end? Yeah, of course. Let me see the 10, what's the $10,000 one? This way you should know. I was probably TPE and Silicon. Platinum cured, no leaking. Oh, thank God. We don't like, oh.

We can't breathe in. All sizes, weights or paws. Well, who can I get a thick one? Yeah. The body, just a rich, just a realist. They'll do. Out of all the dolls, you chose the battle. It ages through, through wow three plus here

That's very durable and sturdy dude strong scale three orfaces Wow highly customizable that one on the left that Blake. What the hell? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with some of these Asian bottom left looks like she doesn't add it to I don't think That's hot. Yeah, I don't think it's actually the talk back. Yeah, it looks like it's actually gonna judge you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. Yeah, it's going in a weird road, man.

You gotta be a real different type of dude, dude. I would imagine. The blowup one, it's just like, what are you doing, man? If you get a blowup one, waste a fucking, I mean, that's straight like back to the 80s. I mean, you just waste your time. You have to be a real creep to get a blowup on it, waste a fuck on that. I mean, that's straight like back to the 80s. I mean, you just waste your time. You have to be a real creep to get that blowup. Right. Oh, dude. Oh, dude, how about this? Oh, fucking hands. Oh, hands and feet. Oh, well, how about my boy Jimmy Burke? Oh, you're serial killer. How about my boy Jimmy Burke biking in New York.

Serocular Baba how about my boy Jimmy Burke biking in New York sees a glove on the ground and just goes Fuck is that picks it up. There's a hand in it What yeah, a real hit a separate hand in the glove you know some cool people man smiley face I got great stories who knows and most of them are even true, but it doesn't matter It's not podcast right I said Jimmy. I go, what'd you do with the hand? He goes, I just threw it down. I go, did you call the cop? I wouldn't touch it. He goes, no, I just rode away.

Who's just, this word gets weird. I mean, your boy, Stevie Weeby had the butt. I don't know the upper right hand corner one. I have a throat on my way when I first got out. That's serial killer. That's right. It was you who were responsible to dispose of that.

It's in the freaking storage room. Hold on, show me your, oh, show me freaking storage room. Oh, I show me your Show me that thumb again. Whoa, that's not some credible thumb. I do I want to I want to fucking T-shirt of that Did you break it? No? Oh my god, Ryan wants to make a mold of your hands and juggle I'm only talking about I just want to teach you yeah, cuz steamy weebie you had to chocolate Yeah, yeah, and then he was ashamed of it and he just want to teach him. Yeah, because Stevie Weebie, he had to chocolate that. Yeah, yeah. And then he was ashamed of it.

And he brought here to set it on fire, right? Wait a minute. So, Stevie Weebie, please brother. He had a Stevie, Bobby has a brother? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he was on King the Stain for a hot song. Yeah.

You're wrestling them. Yeah. Bobby has a brother? Yeah. Oh, shit man. And I have a son. Stevie Weebie. Where were you, Brian? Where were you? That's a few, Yeah. Shit man. And I have a son. Where were you, Brian?

Where were you? I'm sorry, buddy. Yes, TBW was all about that chocolate ass. He used to hate when he's still bringing it up. I used to love it. I used to love it. He's in great store. He's a chocolate ass that he bought.

Oh, and put, you tell us about like this stuff. He's a process. Yes, whole lot of this. And he was like ashamed of it. Oh, well. And then he like ashamed of it. Oh wow. And then he got rid of it, brought up the student, set it on fire. I mean, it's good he has a girlfriend now.

So it's good that he- It worked out. It worked out that you guys took care of. And I'm sure his kids will never look this up in my dad. The problem is, when we've done as much podcasting as we have, we say everything. Yeah. So my kids are gonna have an archive of who their dad

really is. Oh, and college, we may have listened to whatever, 10,000 episodes, just my bullshit. The good news is there's too much to go through It's just I don't think so now committed. Yeah That you know, I met Stevie. We need to use great. Never have I so funny. I'll bring it up Yeah, I think David show bottom the thing as a gift. That's what the TV said at least. Oh It is something somebody has to buy you. But if you bought me a $10,000 sex doll, I'm not gonna throw it away.

Yeah, just out of respect. Oh yeah. I just don't know. I'd be like, what do you want me to do with this thing, dude? Oh boy, that hair line. I was showing this. Oh, this is Stevie B. Yeah.

That's my sister brother, Stevie Weebie. How's sister brother's like going? It's all right. You guys still doing well? Good. Yeah. Doing our thing, Bros. is going well. You guys still doing well? Good, yeah. Doing our thing, man. Yep, yep. That's Steve, we got up anymore, stand up wise.

He was getting up for a little bit. He did another, we're gonna release it like probably like in a month or so. He did another episode of Stand Up on the spot and he killed like, he's one of those guys where if he put effort into doing stand up He would so easily he's so naturally funny. Yeah, I give him like 10 minutes when I was Where was that? Ah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it came off he was like so worried

I'm like not for your like third time doing it man. That's fucking dude. Yeah, he's great That's a pretty amazing comedic gene pool Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, no, brother. I'm sure. Dude, yeah, he's great. That's a pretty amazing comedic gene pool. Oh, dude. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either brother, but I'm sure it's. Yeah, no steamy's great. Yeah, he's funny in a very different way than Bobby. Completely different way.

Bobby did, Bobby was doing his thing and it was like, Bobby was talking about how he needs to write more or something. And he's writing a lot now, I think, but I don't know. But Eric Griffin said the best thing about Bobby. He said, Bobby could do that for the rest of his life. And it's like a Led Zeppelin song. Like it's just always good, no matter what. It's just his...

No, he has an ability I've never seen within a comic where it sounds fresh every single time you deliver. Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. Well, we can get Stevie Webe, another chocolate ass is what a conclusion. That's the conclusion.

That's where we've come from. Hey, is there any sandal flesh lights online? Yeah, listen, dude. Because the way you talk about your shoes, you want to? Well, the leather would feel good on your dome. Oh, really? The best leather. I imagine you, you know, there's like the would feel good on your dog. Oh, really? The best leather. I imagine you, you know, there's like the bottle openers

on the bottom sometimes. I imagine you'd be like, no, no, no, not with my phone. I spoke. These are my new ones, so I'm kind of attached to them. I like the day, the black time. Dude, just that, I mean, just that you have your feet out and open and public, wild to be honest. Well, I like that.

You know, you know, on a plane, right? And I won't, I won't wear my white coat. Disgusting. Nothing worse. What you're doing is the ultimate white people sport No, I like my toes to be flailed now Don't where I'm hiking cuz you get sung by a bee when you step on a whole bees nest and then that happened I was I'm the bee, but why would you hike in those? They they hey hey Fiber and souls

Fiber and souls not for hiking though Absolutely not that's how the company was started. That's so stupid. We're shoes dude, we're hiking. I like my feet, oh not your arm bro. Do you still bike a lot, Brennan? Oh yeah. Yeah, all the time.

Yeah, all the time. One, two, three times weekly. Really? Yeah. We don't have this at 10, 30, I go. You see, Rower's here, it's too far right now. I had to, no, it's been hot and I thought I'd see more. I haven't seen him since the pandemic.

You saw a lot of him. Oh dude, yeah. All the time now. You realize I'd see more I haven't seen them since the pandemic I did yeah, all the time now I never see them you will now but now so many people up they scare me away Like during the pandemic with nobody was up there. I see all they came out of the world. It's nice There's the best now I rarely ever you get bit by one of those bad boys think about that You know, I mean it's a rattlesnake. Yeah You'll be a real moron unless you just walking in the, I'm like, it's not aggressive. No, there's doing the thing to dope.

My dad stomped a rattlesnake out with cowboy boots to death. So gangster. Like a death? Yep, yeah. Cause like it was near us. That's a big little shit. Oh dude, it was near us like our family or family van. And he stomped it to death. It was epic. Oh dude, it was nearest like our family or family van Stomped into death

Dude I was like that is a good my dad's bad man. Yeah, it was incredible Well when I lived in India and Pakistan yeah, it was a big of cobras Oh And that was a real presence and a real problem that was a real issue and And that was a real presence and a real problem. That was a real issue. And some people would keep dogs, German shepherds and stuff because they could cause a problem for the, they'd at least distract the fucking

of the mixed men. They'd be like, yeah. Jim, bring up how many people died from cobras in India. The number's alarming. Oh, it's alarming. Also, you know that number's hacked, right? So you know what they found out. So they had this crazy number of people being killed by cobras, right?

So they were like, what's going on? What they found out was that When a husband would brain his wife when he'd kill his wife in a domestic dispute He'd be like, she got bit by a snake and they'd bury her in a hurry and Or burned the corpse act actually and and that was that was what you believe that you don't believe jfk was a Huh look at that 130 hey what go to how many people die annually from cobras That's a lot 12% kill about 15,000 people across several countries. That's a lot of people. Yeah, it's a lot

I mean, that's a problem. That's a lot of people. Yeah, that's a problem. It's a problem. That's what I'm saying. So, you know, how about that? How about that? When the parade is going to do something. How about that this is the best? When the British come to India, they start getting bit.

Some of the lords get bit, their kids are getting bit by coppers, right? So they go, we can't have this shit. So they basically issue an edict, the entire Indian population. And they go, we will give you the equivalent of whatever, a dollar snake. So we want you to kill every cobra you can find. So all the Indians go out and start killing cobras. And they bring them to the magistrate store and he would dull out money. Literally at British Empire had a policy of paying people to kill

cobras. They're like, we got a billion people here, we can kill all the copras. Here's what they didn't take into account. Got a couple entrepreneurs who go copras, I can make money off of copras. I'll just start breeding copras. And they had a whole tradition of snake charmers there. So all of a sudden, they got fucking pits of copras being bred in every poor neighborhood. And that just created a major cobra.

Yeah, these guys, like you owe me $30,000. Right, and then killed 50,000 cobras. And that's what they do. And then they figure they get wise to it. They say, fuck all this. Then they let all the cobras out. They're like, all right, just let them all in there. And it's just, then he got a real pro.

He did a pro. Just like cobra, he also got tigers out there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, tigers are real. Crocodiles, crocs, and other poisonous snakes in India. And they're not dimension. Neopards, poverty, and thontouchables. Let's not forget, they've got,

they've made incredible strides. But now, they need all the strides. They've made, they've made incredible strides, but they had a real poverty and problem, yeah. They had some, they knew it's not good. God damn, you got leopards in that bitch. What else, kid? A lot of it leopards. Elephant days, whatever you did out of my face. That's a lot of bear Be the shit out of a lot of people. Yeah, I'm not

more people the You know, I find a spot. I think the shit. Oh, they killed they killed sideburns. No, no I think stupid. I'm not worried about it.'m begging you, holy shit. Bangle tiger. That's a terrifying. That's terrifying. That was fun. Sloth bears kill a lot of people. Common Cright, most poisons snake in the world.

Most poisons snake in the world right there. You get bit with that, you're done. Saltwater crocodile, that's a great deal. It is worse than I straight to. Oh yeah, dude. Don't kid yourself. Rock python, nothing. Get out of my way.

Stupid. Let's work with it. Stupid. And that's not fun. That's not fun. Cacobras, disaster. Cacobras. King cobra. And cobra as you fuck off. Red stupid. That's not fun. Step on it. Can you go run this out? Problem. King Cobra. You have the big hood. And Cobra, she fucks.

Saw scaled viper. Somebody died. Problem. That's very pointless. Problem. Mr. Gito, malaria, we forgot about that. Again, that goes back to poverty. Yes.

Keep going. Straight on. Oh, that's someone. I'll beat the shit of a dog. Why would they choose? I'm not a photo. Out of all the deadly animals that we're seeing. That's a why would they choose? Not a photo. Out of all the deadly animals that we're seeing, it's like a laugh.

Let me get this straight. You put the straight dog over the bangle tiger? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And also, this dog isn't even biting that person's hand or anything. And the dog's shoe.

Yeah. You don't want to use the wrong guy for a- They carry rabies. For a picture on New York Post or something? They carry rabies. Yeah, that dog sold this likeness years ago for stock photos. They're with the fuck I didn't. Yeah, what?

Come on. I'm number one. Number one over the cold. That's not a straight dog. That's a white person's dog in the Greenwich Village. That's a white person's dog in Portland. That's a Portland sweatshirt. Yeah. Custom made.. That's a white person's dog in the Greenwich Village. Yeah, that's a white person's dog in Portland. That's a Portland sweatshirt.

Yeah, that's a mad, that dog owns his own Starbucks. He seems friendly, man. Yeah. But it's lit some bullshit. I knew it was bullshit when they had that sloth fucking sloth bear beer on there. Yeah. No, no, no, I can't believe what you're saying this.

Yeah, the bring up, how many people are killed by slothed bears? They're the most, they kill more people than any other bear by far. Consider one of the most dangerous animals in Asia. Only 20,000 remain in the wild. They kill at this first. 12 people a year, one a month. Damn.

And you don't believe in the fucking smiley face killers? They kill more than the slothed. I don't know, dude. 12, 12 a year's not a problem. No, you get to eat and ask first. That's a shitty way to call bears eat ass first. I know. Grizzly's kill more people than that.

I don't wanna mess with a sloth bear. Do you do 12 a year? It's a lie. Fuck you. Dude, look at that thing. I don't wanna die by, dude. That peanuts kill more people. Look at that thing, dude.

I don't wanna die that way. Whoa. That's the worst bear of all time. Lions and sloth bear, I, tigers and sloth bears. Sloth bears get eaten by tigers, but they have some battles, they have some battles. That's a rough old animal. And usually bears are cute.

These things are ugly as shit. Well, you can raise them, they're anti-move attached to you. Those things are stupid. No, you can raise them. You're like, you get to real problem bring up, like 12 in the history of mankind. No, no, once a year. Once a month, there's a real problem to bring up like 12 in the history of mankind. No, no, once a year. One once a month, there's a lot.

How did he die? So, he died. It's a heart attack, sloth bear. That's the next question. Look at the stupid bears. Oh, they're cute. Look at the teeth on that fucker, dude. That is a big animal.

That's a dog. That's bigger than any dog. I'll tell you what, I'm not jagging on to that lady's feet. Look at how long their tongues are. I'll do well. I'm not jagged on to that way. It's feet Along the tons are I think this is a different Sunbears you said you wanted to hear the weight. Yeah, would they weigh 200 pounds Way so fucking time

Hey, dude respect the sloth bear, bro. Then you could say down a sloth bear. I'd give it a good go. What? More than a grizzly or like a black. Yeah, obviously, but that's a sloth bear. He's not hearing a peep out of your bubble. He kills 12 starving Indian people a year. He's not hearing a peep out of you.

No strength. He's coming at you right there and biting you, dude. I'm not worried about that. You're not worried about the sloth bear. Out of all the beers. Yes, no. So we're in a pound of beer, Kelly. You'd pick out of all the beers,

that's the one you'd pick this time. You know how strong they bite? Yeah, I'm not worried about it. 12 a year. You don't fuck with a sloth. No, they're stupid, right? You're not hearing a peep out of a sloth bear. No.

They hit those chops, they hit those stupid chops down their face. They don't have a neck. What are you gonna do against it? Punch it? Just fucking kick it right in the stupid nose. It's not you're gonna pee better, you're kick. You're never a kicker even in the UFC.

Does those sloth bear have the weakest bite among bears? Correct, it does. That's a form. Small teeth and slotted jaws come here to have the bears. The probably foods are insects, fruits, and honeybees. Oh, roast, this guy goes, even some beers have more impressive jaws. Roast. Roast.

How's the fist off right now? Pfft. Pfft. That's our fist. This is pissing y'all. Oh, hey look at Jeremiah, who doesn't know shit about bears all quiet in the fucking corner over there. Yeah, I don't know it. Sorry, I'm letting you guys talk about bears for 10 minutes on the podcast

Sorry, bring up the day to Vito Look at your mother being quiet not having any input or whether you can find a bear or not Clip lost we've really covered a lot of ground. Yeah, man. How'd you get into sax? Huh third fourth grade? I saw somebody playing it and I was like I want to play that. Yeah, yeah You played it well Lisa Simpson was in your inspiration. No, but I mean I was out of school Yeah, I thought it was cool to jam out on the set. Yeah, of course. I feel like that inspired a lot of kids Probably that's probably subconsciously. Yeah. Yeah. How well do you play? I Would say I'm an intermediate player any so I can from zero to Kenny G

Oh, dude, I'm I'm very intermediate when I get around when I get around Professional he can you place the what's it called the soprano? But he plays this acts he play what he what do you mean? He played the read. What is that thing the clarinet? He's not a gay man You think he's ten he geez got f mean? he played it he played the read what is that thing? clarinet? he's not a gay man. you think he's tenny g's got fizz playing the clarinet? he plays the clarinet. no that's a saxophone he's playing.

that's a soprano sax. they play the long straight saxophone. oh that's a soprano sax. he's famous for that but he plays tenor he plays he plays all of it. oh he plays all of it. yeah but he's known as American saxophonist. got it.

tenny g? I played a club in Hawaii where he had just performed there a few weeks before me and I was like Yeah, that'd be cool. Just a place down. So so I stand corrected What instrument did you think? Snake what you do for snow? Can he? He doesn't play the flute You think he got massive famous from playing the flute?

The clarinet? The clarinet? No, he's playing it in school. Maybe that's fun. Did you? Yeah. Wow, that says a lot about you, man. Yeah, I couldn't do it.

Because I'm too, too virile. So you're going to say you're... Oh, when I get around, it's just like, okay. Like if you, like you guys, you know, you box and MMA and stuff like that. When you spar with somebody who really knows what they're doing, you're like, oh, it's a different level. So like if I play, like, my favorite sax player

is this guy named Leo P. He is part of this group called Too Many Zews. It's like a subway group that started off, like a bunch of viral videos and stuff like that. They would pop off like playing in the subway and then they'd play in the streets in New York and stuff like that. He's done my podcast, he's done Jeremiah Wonders

and Scissor Bros. He is very nice and he'll like riff around with me, but like I can just feel like he has to lower his level to play with me because he's so good. He looks awesome. Oh, dude, he's, he's my favorite sax player all the time. He's the man, dude. Yeah, he looks at hell.

Yeah. Yeah. He plays a baritone. That's a good look right there. That's, that's. Yeah, he's a killer. No, you think of a sax player, right? No.

Oh, he's cool. Dude, he, this dude's got style. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look got style. Oh, yeah, look at that purple sex. That's a badass sax. Yeah well, so so he He's in a blow that thing so he's in a couple different groups like Two saxes one of his groups with Grace Kelly and then like he's got another

Like there's there's like a sax community of these people who are like all sorts, Michael Wilbur's another amazing sacks player. He's just got crazy chops. Crazy chops and they make super unique sounds with sacks where you wouldn't associate it with that where they can play like dubstep on sacks. And then I guess the goal of sacks, though. If you're, if you play an instrument,

is to get in like the Chicago Symphony and shit, right? Like I would, I would cousin who plays the violin and he was, he was like, you know how for UFC fights, every guy who weighs in in case somebody falls out, he's that guy, he flies in, if someone falls out, he fills in, but he's like a master of it, but those guys, it's like being a punter in the NFL, they stick around forever. So you gotta hope somebody dies. They're flawless, right? They're flawless and every conductor has a different interpretation of the piece, you know?

So sometimes you're playing, you know, to all different kinds of ways. Like one conductor will take a composition and it'll sound totally different from another one. But it's all, but you have to be on point. You be on point. You can't have your third violin be not good. They think about conductors, they can have a, I don't know, 25 people in an orchestra, and they can hear when somebody's off.

They can be like, hey, you know, shout out to your flat. And the conductors have the longest lifespan, too, because their arms are always above their heart. You know that? No. Yeah, they have the longest lifespan of any job. Is that true?

Yeah, because they're constantly like this. So supposedly this is good for you. I guess so, because I can't see doing this bullshit. I don't think so, Bob, but I prefer to say that. That sounds like the longest live males were conducted. That sounds like a man's ass fat. No, look, the long, shows the longest live males were conducted back That sounds like a man's or is fat. No, look, the long live males were conducted back, too.

Right? Yeah. It's like, I read it off of Snapplecat back in 1992. I'm not aware of it. It's like that orgosecord and there's the 38% longer than the general population. That's so good. The reason is simple, conducting is good cardio.

Where is your ex-cord? Learn that. That's such a random. He's got a lot of those random facts. Really? Yup. Wow. Conducting is good cardio, basketball, exercise those random facts. Really? Yep. Wow. Conducting is good cardiovascular status.

It is, right? You're here. Dude, we should play a thick boy Jeopardy with you. Yeah, man. And that's why I go. In Griffin's always like, oh, I kill you and Jeopardy. I'm like, oh, dude, I would blow your doors. Oh, wow.

My baby sitter was Jeopardy. Yeah, it's weird. I know that shit. That's really interesting. Yeah, it's because the arms are working on. 38% longer. We didn't say, right? Yeah. Hey, B, let's take a I know that shit. That's really it's because our arms are working on it. 38% longer. We didn't say right. Yeah. Hey, B, let's take a little break before we get back chat and just about being weird with germae walk.

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Temps off air thing flu now for bread. You're welcome. Let's get back to the programs. Cooper Steve's part of it's also on there's a book called Beyond Board of Man. I don't like you know now. Right? Well part of what the truth is. Well no, so so conductors get into flow state. Check please. No, no, the conductors surgeons rock climbers painters., please. No, the conductors, surgeons, rock climbers, painters, they do the study on the state they get into, the flow state they get into. Shixson, mihali, Shixson, I got Kimber's name.

He's a Hungarian scientist, wrote a book called Beyond Board of the Exile. And he's the first person to study flow. He's the first guy to coin the thing flow state and he took all those Jobs and they get into a Hypnotic state and that's good for your health, too. Total focus, but Yes, anyways, it's because they put their arms above What's that right? Well, it's also their mindset mind said but flow state could be in any profession

So he really study those professions, But there's basketball players in flow states. There's fighters in flow states. There's comics in flow states. So you just took that sample size. It doesn't tell us. I bet you people who get in the flow state live longer. Maybe because they love their jobs. Have you ever felt like you're in flow state? Truly. Yes. Stand wise. Stand up. Stand up?

Yeah, I had an experience that it was in Sacramento and I was like, you know, when you're about to shoot your special and everything is clicking. And I was, I feel like I was playing the audience as an instrument. Like I felt like I was like able to breathe life into that side because they were losing a little energy, then I would take energy away from them. They were too, they were laughing too hard. Then I've had the middle, so I was playing it like, I don't know, just I, I, I don't know, just I wasn't worrying about anything else other than Managing the audience. I was like a, I was like a hornless Kenneji. I was like a saxless Kenneji.

A hairless Kenneji. Because he was all the, oh yeah. He was all the hair still. Oh yeah, oh dude. Oh dude, a real manon. I loved to have my hair back. Yeah. All right, Jim, what I'll do it. A real main on. I'd love to have my hair back. Yeah. All right, Jim, what do you got first?

All right. First one, it just happened. So, remember we talked about this on the shop show, Nate Diaz. Yeah. He got in the couple of street scuffles. And so he's actually, he has an arrest warrant out for him right now. Yeah, this is part of the problem, like this day in age with social media. Like I said, place to be games, win, stupid prizes, prom is they can just sue them. You know, but he really needs

to like Luke Thomas said at best, he's like, at this stage of the game, Nathan, and he has the money, like, he needs professional security. So they de-ask like this stuff. So he has, like the money will save on lawsuit and stuff is going to do wonders. Correct. So he should have security because he's a hot hand, obviously, right? So if you have security, they're not gonna let him get in these situations. Yeah, so here's the turner saying that they're doing a self-defense claim.

Sure, obviously. Well, he'll be fine though, because there's another angle of video that shows like everyone's fighting around him. Like everyone's fighting. And that guy who approached Nate was a professional fighter and was going towards, and Nate was trying to like back up and then comes across the guy, dude. So I looked up that guy who approached Nate was a professional fighter and was going towards, and Nate was trying to like, back up and cause a guy to do. So I looked up that guy, I, you know, the kept saying is a Logan Paul look alike,

but I thought they just said he just looked like Logan Paul, but I guess he looks like him so much. So Logan Paul did videos with him, right? And then I looked at his MMA record. This is old school. He's 0, 6 and 0. Okay. Okay. But then he just took the biggest hell in his life. Well, he's not a pro, right? That's him.

He looks a lot like Logan Paul, right? Oh my God. He looks like Logan Paul if he did math. That's a lot of people saying that. He's a math Paul. That's math Paul. That's math Paul. Yeah, that's math Paul.

That's math Paul. That's really interesting. All right, this next one, I'm a little late to the party on this, but have you guys seen this video? No. Of this one we can play no about a guy that approached her. No. So I'll just play it for you.

She deleted the original videos, this one I'll set up loaded, sorry, I got 12 million. I'm literally shaking right now, because I just had a main approach, main parking lot, and it went fine, and I'm going to tell you why I went fine and how to address it because it was in a book I read, and this is how you're supposed to address it, but it scared me. I'm literally shaking. I can't wait. So this guy, I am a alone with my son,

by myself, a woman, and a male approached me in a parking lot. He's excused me a minute, and I don't know why the hell he was approaching me, or what he was trying to do. Before he, I mean, he was probably 30 feet for me when he said, excuse me, man. And I turned around and I literally yelled at him and I said do not approach me and he liked good for you immediately started going in the other

direction I just kept saying it over and over and over I said do not approach me do not approach me and he of course like got like what the after the like he started cussing and yelling like what the after the day like he started cussing and yelling like what's your problem and I and I looked at him and he started he actually then crossed a couple cars down from my car and he didn't come anywhere near me he crossed a couple cars not from my car and was like what so he did nothing he did nothing you do not approach women in a parking lot I just kept saying do not approach me you do not approach women in a parking lot. I just kept saying, do not approach me. You do not approach me in a parking lot.

Yeah, hell yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? I bet she's great at barbecues. No man should ever approach a woman. Never. Never shoot your shot in a parking lot. Ever. And if you're not approach you,

you need to turn around and use the strongest voice that you can put on. Oh, dude. Women's rights. They need to literally screw off. You know, it should be a parking lot. He just said, excuse me, right? He's like, excuse me right? No, no what time is it? Oh my god. No, do you know where the targets at?

Yeah, this is this is this fourth wave hysterical feminism that is just like This is this is good for the movement though because then people see how crazy it is And the reason she took the video down she thought thought it was going to go a different way than people like, hey dumb bitch, everyone out of your mouth. Everybody's even fresher. And then the same thing to you, like, what if you dropped your purse? You know, there's a kill with him. Yeah, she's you dirty.

No, I know you dirty. No, I'm not gonna make it. She's so dumb. She's like, why are you coming up to me? I have no fucking clue. Okay. Well, you're dumb. I know.

She's shaking. She's just. This is saying, okay. Well, you're dumb. I know. Shaking. She's also, she's just, but it's good that they out themselves. It's like a hater, a troll who's hiding and is doing nasty shit. Once they finally out themselves and you know what you're dealing with, this is good for the moment.

So this is what people are like, oh, this is what people have to, this is what single white males have to deal with. Like this insanity. She's an awful person. She's like, you know what I'm, you backed up, he's about three cars at back. Oh with, like this insanity. She's an awful person. She's like, when I yell him, he backed up. He's about three cars at back. Oh man, way to go, yeah, you're really...

And he was like, what's wrong with you? You're a fucking nerd. That's her. Oh no, you're a bitch. This is her explaining why she deleted the video. She sucks. You suck. Let me refresh this.

I don't know if I can let me do it down for a couple of reasons. The first one is I keep getting a lot of comments that look like this Austria I was he he that's a top one that's a top one the little aggressive

both the you're not looking at what are what are look at how hysterical she is she her body's all tights she's touching her head. This is like a cape mechanic character. I don't know, like. She has a very strange, looks like her body is very, very tiny in her head. It's just that effect also.

Yeah, I think the camera's probably the same. But she's such a mess, she's just, well yeah, she's probably scared because we're generally afraid. She's a poor, cause she's never gone viral and she went viral for the wrong reasons. The hate, like she don't realize what hate is. Well, she sucks.

And the person, she's done deserve that, but you should have your shit pushed. So I don't know, that's, so, of course she, that's the one she pulls. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's, you're gonna get, and that now, if you were scared before, now you're really gonna be, now you're really shaked.

Because now the real creeps are coming out. Yeah, that's the thing, by the way. You ran into a be scared. Now you're really scared. Because now the real creeps are coming out. Yeah, that's the thing. By the way, you ran into a good guy. Yeah. You ran into a good guy. He said excuse me, ma'am too. I know. Excuse me ma'am.

Excuse me ma'am. I wasn't his video. Dude, she dropped her keys. I would love it. Yeah. His version of the story. Nice guys, I actually had a kid. I thought she needed help.

You do as a woman. Like, there is that thing where there are a lot of fucking creeps. I've tried to talk to you. But here's the thing, the majority aren't. Correct. Quit with that narrative. The majority, she's a pretty girl. He probably saw her was like, hey, excuse me,

maybe she's gonna ask her out to dinner. Oh, is that a bad thing? That's how people meet people unless you're on the internet. I think though, I think what happens is like, we're talking about like, you can, when you read enough news and you read enough about how people get abducted and killed and raped and all, you can fucking twist yourself into a, into a state of hysteria.

A frenzy. And you're walking around like that all the time. And you got your kid and you just, you're, you're, you're, you're overly active. You're always ready. Always ready. Uh-huh. So. They also called her out for doing the video in the parking lot where it happened. You know what I mean?

If you're freaked out, when you just leave, go home and the video. Yeah, and then she took the time. If you actually thought he was a harm to you and your child, are you gonna get on YouTube or where the fuck? The snapchat? Dude, how great would it be if she was right? And then the video like,

fists come flying through, and then have her dragged out of the guard. Dude, how great would it be if she was right and in the video like Fiskum flying Have her dragged out of the car You know doesn't give away himself. He's like I'm actually the smiley face killer Tolly redeems She actually she was She was about to slither her throne and make her child watch so in her defense I want to be a dad I in her defense I wanted to push her shit

It's a comment to really light you up online sorry for the blur over my face right now But I can't reveal my true identity Sorry for the blur over my face right now, but I can't reveal my true identity The conscientious serial color and George listen, I was a little out of hand This is a video I found of Pete Davidson He was everyone was coming up to him after I think the Lakers game and he lost Nix little bit next game. Yeah, this must be a good. And then some guy grabs them right? Yeah.

It's like an older dude too. What? What? You put his arm around him like that. I'm sure everyone's bumping into this stuff and then the guy goes to grab him and surprise is how much they get the fuck out of here You didn't touch people anyway, yeah, but would you do that to somebody like would you do that to just a random stranger because Like he's a stranger to you I think you see my TV or YouTube or whatever your favorite show or movie you don't know him so it's weird for him

I see that happen to some pretty famous people and they snap like that. The fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm not your prop, you know? I mean, that's what happened with the Mike Tyson thing on the fly that happened a long time ago, but yeah. Like, what are you gonna do? Like, you don't know him. Yeah, you don't know him at all. I have to hand it out with Rogan and we're sitting down, we're eating after our show.

And we're eating some restaurant. And it's always like, it was a group of like, drunk dudes in their late 20s. And yeah. Robins, they're Oprah. Yep, and they're a little old. This was before Rogan became giant, but he was still selling.

He was like Dr. Phil. He was like Dr. Phil about that. Yeah, correct. Now he's Oprah. Correct. Great, that's actually a great thing. Dr. Phil was always kind of like, you're like, oh, he knows Oprah. Yes.

We had Dr. Phil on Cisabras recently. Really? Yeah. What? Big dude, right? Yeah. Good guy here. Yeah.

So he basically comes in, I, we clock him and the guy, the one guy's drunk and he goes, oh shit, hey, hey, hey, you, you and, and, and Joe's sitting down and the guy starts getting all familiar and Joe goes, yep, hey, you, you and Joe's sitting down and the guy starts getting all familiar and Joe goes, yep, how you doing? How you doing? And the guy sits down right next to Joe, like almost on him.

I'm like the Cena of bats, you know? Yeah, so you guys, fuck it is. Yeah, man, like that. And Joe goes, Joe goes, okay, I've had enough, that's good and just takes him and pushes him. Like with his hands, like with his hands, he's got giant troll hands. Okay, I've had enough that's good and just takes him and pushes him Giant troll hands, yeah, and he just takes his hands. Okay, and he just goes And the guy just gets like he basically lifts him up and pushes him out of the fucking

Yeah Didn't know his name was Joe Rogan. He just knew he was that guy. Oh, thanks you. So he just, yeah, that's even worse. This fucking moron out of the thing. And it was so obvious that there was, that was the only warning you were gonna get. That was the only warning. If you decided he was gonna come, yeah.

If you decided it was gonna be more, it was gonna be probably something that your gitcha related, but yeah. Fucking, how about you and I've seen him shut things off when guys get way too familiar Yeah, I'll go you're good you got your patient you good my god I wish I was more like have either of you had to ever use MMA in a public situation or public In the end I like a convict thing Brian's a fighter, but, uh, I don't know, you went pro, right? I did.

I did. Underground though? Underground. It's on record. That's the thing. You're a record of it. You're a record of it. Covers, right?

First rule of fight. You're a trainer. We were surrounded by King Cobras. So if you fell out of the way you'd get bitten, so I'd get bitten. Yeah, slothed. Yeah. It wasn't a sport in his fight. Yeah.

No, never. The chance I'd never. Yeah, I don't know. They don't fuck with him. Like, they don't fuck with him like they don't I wouldn't think so well He's too big, you know like when we would take pictures and stuff if I'm alone they grab me some guys big I mean it really you mean greets like grabbing but yeah, not so much anymore. I don't get too bad Yeah, you any issues. Did you have a lady jump on stage? Yeah. You? Any issues? Did you have a lady jump on stage?

Did I see that in social media? Dude, because I improvise and riff with the crowd a lot, like in my headlining sets, like I'll go in and out of material, my favorite sets are like, I'll go in and out of material where people will come up to me after a show. They're like, I don't know what was material.

What was that? That's like my favorite kind of shows. And in my special, that's kind of what I do is I go in and out of material. It's mainly material, but I'll rip with the crowns of like that. But I have had so many, I feel like way more than the average comic of weird interactions of people thinking it's okay to do stuff because I'm so loosey kind of. I'm so down to the stage and I roll with it.

I'm so loosey goosey kind of. Yeah, I roll with it. Where people think that they can sometimes go like and do weird stuff or like I've had multiple people walk on stage where I have to deal with it and stuff like that where like then the security off the grab them and it's very bizarre like the people like are like, oh yeah, I'm friends with this guy now

like anything goes, it's a party. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. I never had that. No, not really never any way down stage. Yeah, I feel like you do get a lot. I've had the. No, not really, never any way down stage. Yeah, I feel like you do get a lot. I've had the vibe you give. I don't, well, you know what I mean?

You're such a Lucy Goosey boy. I think it's loose and then also if there's something that's going on, like where, if they think that they can get the best of me, because I look a certain way, they're like, oh, this guy, he's just gonna take it. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna just sit here. I remember when Will Smith rushed the stage

and then Chappelle had the same thing happen when I remember that I got tackled and then they beat the shit out of him. I remember C.A. was like, all the clubs are worried that it's gonna be a huge uproar. People start rushing the stage. I think we need to up security. I'm like, I think I'm all right.

I don't think, maybe, let him try. Maybe, maybe call another comic. I think I should be all right. Yeah don't think, maybe, let him try. Maybe, maybe call another comment. I think I should be all right. Yeah, but what would you do if somebody, like, so, okay, a couple times? I'm sitting in the fucking face. If somebody started walking towards you. If I thought somebody was coming on,

I'm telling you, who, I'm telling you right now, if somebody, if somebody decided to come on stage and I thought they were, they were gonna be aggressive. I mean, I, even at the comedy store, I, you know, I, if I feel like you're being aggressive toward me in the crowd. Depending on my mood, it's gonna, I'm gonna punch you in the face. If you come on the stage to me,

I consider that a threat, and I'm going to punch you and ask questions later. I'm gonna keep punching you. I'm sure you've seen the classic, like it's from the 80s, the guy, the guitar comic, who, who the guy comes at him on stage. I break the guitar. And he's like, yeah, he's coming at me.

It's like, it's way too much. Like, like, that's your opening move is guitar to the face of the hundred. You know, you know, you know, Tino, he's friends with Triple E, he's a black belt and he did too. Great guy. He rescues dogs. He's just a really good guy.

He's a comic. He's such a sweetheart. This, in, there's a video of it in Vegas. The guy just fucking starts yelling at him from the thing and then starts threatening. And Tina's like, you know, and then he starts walking towards him. And Tina's like, look, I'm to stop.

I'm telling you stop. I don't want to fight you. I don't want to do this. But Tina's like, you know, he knows how to fight. And the guy comes right in there and you know, just goes, he just fucking front spartakix him right in the soul. Wow. This day, he's like, I was like, my like that. And you see, they have to help us. It's just asturbed. It was like, the fuck? Well, there's that one comment. He was the black comic. And he was, he was roasting some dude and his girl. And the guy was like, you see my girl's

name one more time. I'm come up there and he said, I'm telling you to say what you want, man. And he's like having fun with it. And he keeps roasting his girl. And the guy goes up there in security before they get knocks him out. And then the guy just roast the shit. Oh, yeah. Not come up. Yeah. Security's giant.

I got, and San Antonio, a guy in the audience, he didn't like the interaction that I was having with him because his girl was like the interaction that I was having with him Because his girl was like passing out and I was like, yeah, is she good like all the stuff and he threatened to stab me from the crowd That's problem. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember when Rusty Dooley, uh-huh, we're at the comedy store in lohoya and This woman is drunk and she's talking and he goes I'm not doing another, I'm not saying another word until you get the fuck outta here. And this is because- Well she's in costume while I'm having a new this.

Yeah, I have to do this thing killing it, killing it. And she goes, you're joking, you're just, I'm a professional comedian and I'm definitely not joking. Get outta here. So she gets up and she says, my husband's a Navy SEAL, he'll kick your fucking ass. And our husband wasn't just a Navy SEAL. He was like a 40 year old Navy SEAL.

You know those guys have been Navy SEALs for 20 years where they're probably like SEAL Team 6, whatever, it was the first time I'd ever seen, like he literally was just, he'd built like Brennan, like shorter but built like Brennan, just like thick as fuck in a mock turtle neck like that, like in a white shirt just a back on them and we you know as a guy you see right away you're like oh that's guy with

like one of these noses you're like oh god you know I don't know what the fuck is on a shaved head I don't want any part of this. Obviously very familiar with violence. Sure and if you know me I talk a big game I'm like I'm around comics guys think I'm MMA guy so so wait so you're not an MMA guy. think I'm a man guy so So wait, so you're not an MMA guy. Well, I'm an underground MMA. Oh, okay, but I don't use rule of like them. Yeah, huh. Thank you You don't know each other that listen you didn't know you have kids or that you do stand up. Do you ever wear closed-toe shoes? I'm not well, so I like I like to fight with my feet on sheet. Do I do the opposite? Uh-huh. Right?

I don't like my feet in a house. I don't keep them confined. I think we should fight soon. What? I think we should fight soon. Okay. I'm so big. So did the Navy SEAL. Yeah, so what happened to the Navy SEAL?

So you've been juggling this for 40-year-old Navy SEAL. Rusty goes like this, Rusty goes. Rusty goes, yeah, well your husband should probably give you a fucking slap, because you talk too much. And the guy goes like this, I never had. He's walking out and he just goes like this. He just turns and starts walking towards the stage And Rusty to his credit goes let's go man. Let's go. Oh, no. Yeah, he's doing this thing, you know

Rusty and a Rusty's not taking shit, but Rusty's built like me Rusty's not, you know An MMA fighter and he's not an MMA fighter. He's not an MMA fighter. So the the Security who's not really security at the communist store, guys. They're door guys who are kind of comics. They kind of like try to figure out a way to usher them in. And what scared me was, now I'm there

in case something pops off. I'm looking at this guy's back. He's got that track about. He's big dude. And he goes like this, he goes, did I, you think I was being offensive? You want me to get offensive with you? I'll get offensive with you. He's saying that to our manager, the manager.

And what scared me was that the two people he was with was a couple. And one guy was a big dude. They were so terrified. They were so terrified of, they were so afraid of what he was gonna do. Is what's up a flash? They were like, yeah, it's me and I. I never, they were like, it's okay. The big guy was going, hey John, it's okay man.

John, John, please, please John. So they were begging him and I was like, we don't need another body. They can miss, right. Something's a miss here. And thank God the cops, the cops fucking walk in. Oh, nothing happened. Nothing happened, the cops walk in, and he leaves.

But I remember I was like, I have something pops up here, I don't think I'm gonna jump in. You're all fucked. We're all fucked. We're all fucked. He's gonna do some shit. What is he? Did you jump in here, he's gonna bite you

and pull your eye out or some shit? What is he up to? Here's a quick one. This Chinese couple did an Airbnb in so more in South Korea, and then they try to cancel it, I think last minute, and then they're like, no, you stuff to pay for because it's two last minute. So they turned on all the different utilities,

the water, the gas, the electricity, all that stuff, and then got to another property. But they came back like often to make sure everything's still turned on, to waste all their time. But apparently, it came out to $1,500 in utilities. I thought it'd be way more for 25 days. Yeah. Did I tell you, my wife has an Airbnb

and I was doing COVID and a Chinese family from China was kind of stuck and they wanted to rent it for a month. And my wife was like, okay, you know, I remember it was like, she's like, yeah, of course my husband's Asian. My husband's Asian, of course you, of course my husband's Asian of course You can say so he can he can interpret yeah, and I never tell you little has think you look Chinese no, it wasn't that she just having trouble communicating with the woman

But the way she told the story she was like kind of broken English. She's like I feel bad for the family and stuff like that. That seems like a scam well She had a huge coin pond with beautiful coin like outside of the, you know. And they all disappeared. They all disappeared. Korean barbecue. What do you mean?

They ate all her coin. Korean barbecue. All the coin was good. Yeah. They're hungry. And then what's that? That's our new daddy. They thought that that was the sampler platter. So was outside and she like she had four sheep they killed them

Three lambs they ate them Boy fish rate them like all her quite fish that were like big like you like fish like they she'd had them for they came without I'm not Asia. I'm like me. I'm a pond but they do place to be games. I'm super prize what it is You're gonna stock up. No, it gets nice pond full of fresh fish for the city didn't family even better And then you got the grill sizzling for right you'll walk them in right walk them into it gets better We get there and the ground the flooring Had been cut out like parts of the floor the wood floor floor, had been cut out, like in blocks, really neat blocks, and they put beads in there.

It was like, it almost looked like it would be a cool, that's what I mean, it looked like a cool design. Like if you had had, then you put like, if you put like, laminate overhead or something, I could have, I could have, so it looked kinda nice, it was kinda nice, but it just wanted to spark it. But they didn't put any plastic. They didn't put anything over it

It was just they cut out beads are like falling you off. Yeah, they put the beads in there like all over the house Well, you're gonna have to charge and then we had to take all the rugs out and switch out the couch Because they were cooking with grease and the the the film on the kitchen the grease was like that thick It was the most bizarre shit ever. Try to get in touch with them. Of course, they went back to China. They never got in touch. Wow.

Did they pay for it? They certainly did not. This is how they money come in. I don't know. Like, I'm made up like Asian hate propaganda story. For it's like, listen, the Chinese people came in, they ate all their face, they threw the grease all over.

This, I'm a... Turned into into goddamn walk. Heard family and everybody. He never let, here's what, here's what it got. They left their samurai geese all over the place. This is what a chopstick. They didn't allow them. They're bats were hanging in the attic.

Yeah, they didn't let the cleaning keep on going. I'm not participating in this racist talk. They didn't let the cleaning lady in there. Turn the air being be a goddamn wet market. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. They wouldn't let that, yeah.

Dude, it's insane. They kill all your fucking ghosts. It all of course. Like, I know you lie all the time, but this one's actually like it. Yeah. No, the lie would be, how do you lie?

Turnals and they were gonna have a camera. How do you not have a camera? Like a ring camera just pick all this one of the she not have a ring camera but they wouldn't they kept saying we don't need somebody to come and clean week we're cleaning for you well that should have been the red flag there's so many red flags in all this for your wife yeah yeah I mean java here being being scott how long did they said well they it Chris her friend who cleans her house Christine is there for three years yeah no

they were there for I think they were there a month two months But but they're paying the pop up shop But the problem is when they came back All your choir god Like they're no coin the bomb they ate all the I'm talking about if your wife is like not to me fine She turns on the ring camera and you just see that Chinese family to grab the coin hidden over the head with the hammer She's like oh Just ripping Cameron, you just see that Chinese family grabbed the coin, hidden over the head with the hand. We're just like, oh my God. Just ripping the car.

That's how I just threw it. Yeah. And I'm all gangster. Gangster. And the big coin. And then didn't pay. Didn't pay. Not a dime.

They paid, but the deposit would, nothing else. There has to be something where Airbnb can track them down. They were trying to, it was so expensive. Like they did real damage. Oh, did come up the floor. We had to get rid of the rugs. They had to put did come up the floor. We had we had to get rid of the rugs and put the new flooring in. And then get a professional cleaner that didn't work in the kitchen because of the grease because the grease got on the couch and

everywhere. So they became deeper. Yeah. Right without the fan. The fan without the fan on. a fan, a fan, without the fan up. I had a roommate who used to cook like that, that it would get grease all over the stove and something, he'd just like, Oh, it's impossible, it's disgusting. It's disgusting. Yeah, grease is not it. Yeah, the Airbnb now,

because there's so many horror stories like that, now, because you know, we do Airbnb's more on the road. People will be like, well, no, you're under whatever 50, and you're gonna throw parties. And you're like, no, it's just me and my brother. Yeah. He's a headlining comic, like comic.

There's gonna be parties at the end. You get reviewed now. So you get reviewed. But you have to offer good reviews because the way it works, it's such a fucked up system. If you leave them a bad review, and it's complete honestly, like everyone's nice, the house is neck, and we've had this happen.

The house is next to a train station. So you hear trains all through the night. Don't stay here if you have kids. You leave a bad review. Then they leave you a bad review. Horrible customers. That's a place dirty. So then you can't rent places.

So you're scared to leave a bad review. That's the problem. That's a real, that's actually a real flaw in the system. It's horrible flaw in a country. Because you can't see what's going on. Like in Kentucky, we literally, gorgeous house., the backyard was a straight up train truck. Every two hours from 10 p.m. to 7 a.m. Poor house shaking.

Huge problem. So I told Jay, I'm like, he just let anybody know it's literally a train. You called me. He sent me a me for the more Like that I got no sleep. I told jam like just leave a review so people know he's like we can't we do they're gonna Doc system we can't fuck that's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts Floor the system. Yeah Could be worse though. Can I have Asian family kill all your fish and create a fucking walk correct? Well don't you get gin walk? Yeah your fish and create a fucking walk. Correct. When will she get in? Walk?

Yeah, you know what a walk is, man. By the way, ramen is like a Japanese, just for future reference. Oh, no, I was talking to Smell. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah, I let that one slide.

Yeah, me too. I need to know. Yeah, I let it slide. Yeah, I let it slide. And also, the whole thing, they want to Airbnb, Airbnb to handle it, but they're like, no, that's your customer for your Airbnb, so you gotta take care of it.

Yeah, that's what happened to love you. Yeah, Airbnb goes, that's it. Airbnb couldn't help us with that. Yeah. All right, this is a little mysterious. Like I think a few weeks ago, a week ago, Jamie Foxx's daughter said that her dad's like recovering the hospital, some complicated illness.

Isn't it his land, right? He was like in a major. Yeah, he was filming and then I guess even Cameron Diaz who's not done a movie in a long time, she ended up doing the movie with James. So it was kind of a cool story, but then she said he was in the hospital, but there's no one saying like what it is,

whatever, but all these different. Yeah, I know what it is. The human type to the chest. Ah, so a lot of people, you know, a bunch of celebrities coming out saying wishing support, they're saying he's better now and all that stuff, but he's still in the hospital. The only thing I heard beforehand was...

His big dick. Yeah, that too, but he, I guess he's, like filming and then kind of did a little bit of a tirade and fired four different people. Yeah, like lit up the cat, like some of the staff, right? Yeah, and they're on professionally. Suddenly this thing happened sometimes. I think, I think, maybe got sick from being too talented.

No, I think he has. I think he has. I think he has most talented. I think he had a stroke think Yeah, I think it's a most talented think at a stroke really you think so there's a blood clot You just make it a black and that's why it's on erasica's they're worried about like any photos or anything Well a blood clot, you know is So a stroke is a blood clot like that that stops it Yeah, but but um it's in the brain at the end of your resume. It's a it's It's the problem of the stroke is it'll shut off oxygen into parts of your brain now can crows

I love that motherfucker. Oh, everybody loves Jamie Foxx But I wonder why they're keeping so time for a lot of jazz because like Jeremy Rennor shot a fucking special on his injury Well, because things like things like if you have a stroke or you have something like that, I hope it's not a stroke. I shouldn't be talking this way, but. If you're like to make up a stroke and then you're backtracking. No, but if it is that, then I think you don't want people knowing that, you know?

Because it changes. My guess is, you're not giving some excuse to be like, why are you in the hospital for two months? My guess is it's a lot more serious than, you know. Yeah, let people know. Well, by the way, when you're in the hospital for two months, we don't have to be serious, right? Like it's not serious.

It's like Bernie Mac, like when he passed away, like, oh, we had no clue or like that Chad Boswick or whatever from Black Panther. And you're like, everyone's making fun of them. Like, oh, you look sick. Yeah, it can't. You fucking are the reason the reason you don't say that is because you can't get bonded. So when you when you do a big movie, the problem, the, no, you can't get bonded.

You can't get insured. So when you have sickness like that, you cannot, you literally can't work because because the studios can't insurance because your own health insurance will cover it right now. No, the studio, the film has to get bonded. The film has to have insurance. So if so think about it. You have probably a thousand people who get a job the minute you say yes to a movie, at least a thousand people. This is the Tom Cruise thing too. Yeah. And you're talking about a machine that gets in motion. Once it gets in motion, you're talking about guarantees of $100 million.

Yeah. Guarantees. Yeah. You cannot have your star get sick because what happens is it all goes away and everybody loses their money. Now, when I say everybody loses their money, it's financiers.

It's the money people. And money people don't give a fuck what they do is they go, what's going on with them? Is he sick? Well, I can make the bet. They're like making a bet on, you know, on Joe Kitch, if you found out he was really sick. Yeah, you're saying, I'm not the money. I didn't end to that. No. So Jonathan May, majors who got in trouble with this domestic stuff. It's a Johnathan majors who got in trouble with this domestic stuff Marvel pulled out and Such a big problem because Marvel had it was building everything on that But it's been interesting that Marvel pulled out and then with the kid from flash

Oh, no they're letting her ride because the kid from flash has all this crazy shit No, I don't know what is it Ezra Miller. Yeah, yeah, he has all this crazy like clearly mentally ill doing all this crazy shit but because he's the flash and they've put millions hundred million dollars in that's that he's the last they're still writing with them johnson majors he was just in started so they have the money that's in so they kicked him the car well that's also

there's also other things coming out with the majors yeah with the new york you breaking news the new york i know other things coming out with the majors. Yeah, with the New York. Breaking news. Yeah, the New York. Right on all those coming. I know. I hope I'm wrong about it. Oh, and security footage rolling around of a Ledge

Johnson Major accuser at club dance on the night of the incident. Yeah. So apparently she says she was, you know, abused that night, but then went out to a club and you see footage of her. And then they have like, can't upper spared? Can't upper spared? I know. Do you know what I mean, her man? they have like you can't upper spirit. You can't upper spirit.

I know. Do you know what I mean, her man? But, but, this is significant. It's also a technical case. Text saying that, you know, I guess when anyone ever says something about abuse, someone has to get arrested, which we talked about before, right?

Yeah, the man or woman has to get arrested. So she apologized and apparently through the text, it's kind of, it's a pretty long. But this is from March 30th, I think Please let me know you're okay when you get this they assured me that you won't be charged They said they had a rest you as protocol when they saw the injuries on me and they knew we had a fight I'm sorry that they did I'm sorry you're in this position We'll make sure nothing happens about this. I told them it was my fault for trying to grab your phone

I only just got out of the hospital just coming when you're out They just call again checking me I read read it how this was not attacked. They do not have my bless on any charge being placed I Know the paper they gave me about strangulation and said point blank that they didn't not occur and should be removed immediately The judge is definitely going to be told this she insured this to me I know you have the best team and there's nothing to worry about I just want you to know that I'm doing all I can on my end I also said tell the judge to know that the origin

of the call was to do with me collapsing and passing out. And your worry is my partner due to our complications, communication prior. Out of care, she promised all this will be related. That's significant. So this is the lawyer. The lawyer. The lawyer.

The major's lawyer provided these texts so we don't know if it's 100% sure, but most likely. Well, that is. That's her. So to me, that's, and so the reason why she got this phone. You don't want to do your own whole career. This was clearly way more complicated than we know.

So she grabbed this phone because he was apparently texting with another girl. Maybe she got pissed off and then whatever. Saying that she was assaulted is on the way. She said, I love you. She leaves him this thing and she's out dancing that night. Okay. But me, weren't you saying previous this,

you were seeing a different tune saying there's more stuff going out on it. So that's what fucks him. So the reason I think that he got dropped so quickly was because they know other stuff. What was, but see, here's the other thing. There are people talking to the DA saying he abused me too. You gotta understand. That has to proof. You got to understand also

There's money Here for a lot of people. Oh, this is not yes. So what happens is they go this motherfucker's got money now So what you do is you go and you say so you get the lawyers talking Yeah, I always talked to other lawyers Yeah, they go what's it gonna cost to get this out of here? And then if they were smart, they would have waited till he did his next marvel moving, got all more money. Well, they're not smart and people jump on stuff.

Yeah, they're bad people. Bad people, bad people. Well, you jump on it when there's a pile on. But so I think he might be on the weather this now that happened. I hope he does. I love that actor. I don't know what his situation is.

He's great in Apollo Creed. I don't know. I don't know enough about what's going on. I don't know. But that's in general, they jumped a conclusion right away, like confirmation bias. Oh yeah, he's a bad guy. And I think there might be more to this.

Let's be very clear. If somebody accuses you of something, I have some experience. When somebody accuses you of something, they get a story and a statement in your life. Oh, come on, what do you know about that? Yeah, your life is done.

So, I'm obviously, I'm obviously have confirmation bias here. Yeah. Little bias. But it's great that these things are coming out, you know? I'm just saying all year as a accuser, but you don't see all the proof. If you have a world of pendulum swing the other way where it's like,

you don't have to show many good guys without any evidence. Now people, at least people all around go, you hear about Johnson Major, I'm like, yeah, do we know anything? Like, no, see what happens. Like, at least they're not like, yeah, I get them out of there. Like, let's see what happens. Like, at least they're not like, yeah, get them out of there. Like, let's see what happens. Before it was out way, just get them out of there.

Before it was like, no, no matter what, get them out. If you don't have, if you have a system like that, you're next, everybody's next. Just passing who's in power and who likes you and who doesn't, so. But you're right, it's swinging the other way. Fuck people. You're right, you're too quiet on this. This is my favorite NPR show, I'm listening to it.

Yeah. All right, let's move on. Let's move on. All right, so I don't know much about football, obviously, but Aaron Rogers, I guess you know. Got traded to the Jets. So it finally happened, so it's massive. So everyone was worried that, because remember the trade talks of him leaving Green Bay,

said he was out of Green Bay this months ago, months ago, and then finally, and we always got up and right around the draft because the team need to make the deal happen because the draft is Thursday. I've never missed a draft. I watch all the fucking rounds. So now that he's at the Jets, the Jets, the one thing they just didn't have, they got a great defense and good position players, but they don't have a really good quarterback. And I have it in Rogers.

They're not going to be fucking good. Oh, really good. Yeah, really good. I'm an in Rogers fan.'re not to be fucking good. Oh, yeah, yeah, really good. I'm an in-roger fan. I'm a Kansas City guy, so we've been having some good years. Yeah, you guys are crashing back. You guys are crashing back. That kid, yeah.

Yeah, cool. It's crazy. I think he's the best of all time. Even this, I don't think it's too early to call it now. Like, you'll get what he's done now. That's what we've ever seen. It's hard to them. He's unbelievable. He's so unbi, that's what we've ever seen. It's hard to them. He's unbelievable.

He's so reliable. So fun to watch because like as a chiefs fan growing up, like so much heartbreak, like where we get so close to playoffs or we'd be like booted. Yeah, Joe Montana, Steve DeBurg. Mm-hmm. About it. I mean, we had Alex.

I used to work, I used to work around, obviously around Kansas Kansas City and I used to work at this Italian restaurant where Jared Allen would come in and dude, he would order so much food. It's crazy to see what NFL guys like because they burn so many calories. But you've an all pro defensive end. Yeah, I mean, he was so fun. Yeah, so huge. Yeah, beast. Yeah, that's big for the Jets, Matthew. Do you want two more ones like a kind of sad one? The other ones just whatever. Give us two then, let's not.

If the sad one's the first, yeah. We'll do that so we can end on a good deal. Yeah, yeah. You know, we can always just end on the Danny Vito. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right, so remember how that guy, Bob Lee, the one of the creators of Cash Shop,

he was just murdered in Cisco. And then they thought I was just some random guy. No, no. Yeah, so they found out later on it's another tech startup guy. And a girl, he was like hook enough with his sister. So his sister, yeah. So apparently the guy that killed Bob, he was in the same, it's so weird

because Bobby has a joke about somebody getting stabbed. So this is like such a way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whenever I see you to all, yeah, just, yeah. Yeah, but anyway, so Bob Lee was in the same circles as that guy. What's Nima or something like that? And that guy guy Nima's sister was apparently people were saying their friends like, you know, we call it, they had their same kind of friends together. They were saying that there's potential that they were romantic. Yeah. She had a husband at the time as well. And then she apparently did a lot of drugs with him. Uh-huh. So the brother got pissed off found out later on Actually, he called the Bob got Bob guys. I said, hey, was my sister doing drugs today or anything like that

He was like, no, everything was cool and then up at her apartment in the elevator Then somehow went to his car drove to a dark location and then that stopped him. Yeah, that was then he died So this is another country wasn't I ran I think It's such a long story there bride No, they're going with killing shit. There's a lot of like you know, there's a lot of Different they just don't they don't play that kind of shit. So that's the guy that's accused of killing Way like that way to go dumb dumb Yeah, it's such a bummer man

way like that way to go dumb dumb. Yeah, it's such a bummer, man. Tell me. Cause I'm an enemy. And that's the girl that he was apparently. That's a disaster. Whole things with disasters. Yeah, but they did find out who did it. So it's not just some random dude.

Yeah, no, yeah, this guy was in the guy. And it's about some big brother that's just overly protective. Yeah, my thing is, do you think you're gonna get away within this day and age in San Francisco with all those cameras?, do you think you're gonna get away within this day and age in San Francisco with all those cameras? Like, do you think you're gonna have a guy in your car?

He didn't care. The chance they're being back on the streets next week and San Fran's pretty good. Yeah, if you're gonna kill him, you're gonna stay on Fran. If I'm a serial killer, I'm like, he fell his, if I'm the Smiley Face killer, I'm like, let's get San Fran.

Where's Kay? So we get a slap on the one. Austin has a serial killer right now, San Fran, they've got a smiley face. slap on the Austin has a serial killer Guy same group Brian begs a differ It's a doctor. I'm very to see my go to bars with water wings on yes, I do Yes, I floaties on I always have my phone when we're in awesome. We go to bars with floaties on just in case You're not gonna sing us. Yeah're like, you're my biggest.

You're like, you're my biggest. All guys bar. Yeah. As in. K. They call me, they call me Scoobah Steve around, off the Scoobah Steve. Scoobah Steve on their sudden live and down.

Scoobah Steve and Raffty Ron. Oh, Raffty Ron. You guys wanna come down and remember river motorboat Morty over here Be mortar. You be motor Three was take over awesome. Oh, yeah, so we try and drown them. Yeah. Yeah. Hey boys There's a barbecue down on the fucking banks of the Austin River. We're open our own club the father ship Daddy's only daddy's only oh I can go deep oh and you gotta

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Rift We need to do the deep in out in the shallow Bro, come on man, we need you to, hey we need you to do the deep and not in the shallow end Yeah, come on man. Come on man, but he got two gay. You know what I'm saying? Oh somebody's worried that it's a real thing that's happening. Oh, oh somebody's getting feelin' so it's needed cross their legs for their boner, the stickin' other jeans.

Okay Brandon. Somebody needs a dick edge, you can't do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah Get his fucking head in the way. I'm still scuba Steve Have a line right right? Ratti runs one over the line about Morty's ready to go. Yeah, let's go Steve's got a sensible one here man Let's just get our water wings and let's get to work He's like I'm fine with the gay behavior, but just in doses all right? Justin doses what was the last one? All right, it's not really a happy one, but just in doses, all right? Just in doses? What was the last one, Jen?

All right, it's not really a happy one, but it was an interesting one. I'll just show you real quick. There's all no other guy, Doug. Brrrr. This right here, apparently, this is supposedly a trend of AI voices scamming people, like saying your sons in whatever in peril,

you got to send me some money, but when I watch this video, it seems a little weird. I'll play it for you. Does that sound like a robot? Oh no, they're not even showing the robot part. Yeah, her ass is like an awesome sort of influencer. It's a little rep right now because I've been crying for the past two hours because I thought

my little brother was dead. Sounds like she needs to be a Steve. I'm trying to trick my grandpa into thinking my little brother got a wreck and died. What the hell, Frank? He made me lose my brother's voice and said, I'm about to get a wreck and then the phone went off. And so my grandpa called me and told me this. And I immediately thought my brother was dead. I started drawing and trying to find his location. He wasn't picking up.

She's a shoulder to cry. And I found him going out. That it was a scam. That was a crime. I'd like to kill the scammer. I'd like to kill the scammer. Oh man, it sounds like Tim's own distress. I like how Brennan cuts off the other riff,

but then he's like, I'm a sad girl. You need some thick shoulders and thick boys You're taking a school potential. Yeah, no, there's scuba Steve who's gay and then there's scuba Steven who's straight Oh, man, you need scuba. You're a binary. You're not binary Yeah, I don't know. He's adorable. Yeah, and and I'm so sorry I would like to kill that scam wait wait let her continue and just you'll see something Hope she plays the scam You know the jail and kill someone and he needed better money

Did somebody call the brother though money? He acted like my little brother almost died if you guys ever been called and it's Someone asking for money that you know they're using a freaking a machine So basically she's saying that she thought he was dead, but then he's trying to scammer out of money afterwards. Like it doesn't make any sense. You know what I'm saying? Well, it was a guy like he's gonna die.

Can I get one of Jared's hair? Hey, can you then, Mom? Yeah. So check this one, I'm gonna figure this out. Just send me 50 grand to get the under the case here. Okay, there you go. Yeah, it doesn't mean, yeah, so listen to this one. It's getting out of hand. I was doing an scan which needed me a word and it's absolutely terrifying. Okay, there you go. Yeah, it doesn't mean yes, so listen to this one

Jokes on them. But they ain't supposed to take a second or two to pay the scammer because they got it as me. Pause it. Pause it real quick. Hold on, let me get this straight. I'd be pissed if my dad got that call sent the money before calling you. You know that. Hey, just call, Bren you okay?

You know I'm fine, what happened? Oh, I just got a call. But they're using my voice. Yeah, call me, dude. Because's not going to be for myself. It's a random number. Hey, if you're not going to call mine, if you call me that guy, if you call me, if I had your voice and you're like, I really need money, I'd be like,

and Brian, it's a plus four, four number. Well, you're stupid and old, right? So you would fall for it. I would hold my family. What the fuck? Why are you calling me from London? I got caught. I came out here. I can't tell you why Brian's like wait, where do you sell your radio number now?

Shit now I'm gonna give you money We're right. Yeah, but you know, I am Brian is Brendan. I need some money Brian. I need some money right Brian. This is me scuba Steve. I don't know if this sounds right It is scuba Steve. I need you to suck off six men or they're gonna kill me You sound like film it put on internet. Okay, okay I do believe you and trust you and then after you send me like as me dude He's got those guys out the same my life Just for fun. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, I have skeptical I

So just I think it's happened to stupid old people. No. I have skeptical, I have always on this. So just to tell you the stupid old people. No, I think people can definitely use it to trick people, especially older people for sure. I don't know if this is true or not, but he said his grandparents were about to take a second, you know, and then he goes, luckily my dad was there and he called me.

But I'm like, how does the thing that I can work with should call whatever the kid's name is? Let's call him before we call the bank and it takes forever to get a second home. This one's this guy look like he does. IT for Migos. He looks like the guy that's on computer like, oh, let me figure it out.

Yeah. I found it. Keep going. I mean, that's pretty much it. But I mean, it's like, you can definitely scam people, but these stories just didn't sound that legit. He's all they said, I got a car, I don't have a car in your face.

And this girl, she's like a bunch of followers too, so don't have that. She had like three or 20 K followers. Well, she's gorgeous. She's definitely gorgeous. My boyfriend's very handsome. My boyfriend's a Navy SEAL. Yeah, it's a good thing.

Oh, look, just assume everybody's Navy SEALS here. Looks like motor boat Morty is in the bottom right hand over there. I don't know what that video was Well, he's a dime day. He's a dime. Is he having the only band? Scoobies. Yeah, why we've been plugging sandals. We'd be plugging this guy's only This guy look at him looking at him right there. Look at him right there. So he's the shit Yeah, they do have babies right now. Look at him right there. So he's the shit. I mean, come on. That's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, yeah, they didn't have babies right now.

Yeah, right now. For some reason, I just feel like when you have this many followers, you wouldn't bullshit about that, but I don't know. I don't think she's bullshit. I think it happened. I think your grandma and grandpa are stupid and old, right? I don't think they're old. They might would fall for it if there was still a lot.

No, but she was crying saying like, she thought her brother was dead and then the guy wanted money afterwards to get out of jail or something Yeah, but I believe that that probably happened to her and I think that there are people like that So wow, she's the biggest cup of tea in the in the world in that avatar. It's a ball. No, it's a cup of tea It's a world cup of tea. That's probably cup of tea. No, actually that is green tea. I think she has it's a handle on the other side It looks like if there's a giant cup of tea. I think she has it's a handle on the other side. It looks like there's a giant cup She's impossibly pretty

She's very cute. Yeah D-down not Hey, man, you were gay five minutes ago. Well, that's why yes, sir. That's why yes Raff, what is it? Raff, Raff, Raff, Raff, Raff, Raff, do you run? Jeremiah daddy is the name of the special. Yes, can't wait to see it on YouTube right now. Yep. Watch it on YouTube right now. Get you some full special. Yep. Yeah, I'll get to you. Jeremiah walkins daddy daddy. Daddy. Coming up in Vegas and Kansas City, but I'm about to take a little bit of time off the road just because of the babies coming in June.

So more daddy power. Yeah, love you brother. Good to see you man. Thank you so much. Thanks for my catch man. Thanks scuba D or whatever it is. I'm a wrap you Ron. You'll see you're a wrap D Ron in comedy zone. I'll be there March 5th and 6th. No, I'm not working anymore. May, Brian. Damn it scuba.

May 5th and 6th. Frank or what? And then a stress factory on there, May 12th, 13th, and then helium comedy club on there, the 26th, 27th and 28th. Most of may I'll be doing spots around LA, and then I pick back up in June, comedy store, LaHoya, that's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, June,

2nd through the 4th. I'm jumping all over to the pond there. I'm in, it's a Europe, UK tour. This is one night in every city It's a theater run. So you got Belfast, Glasgow, Manchester, London, Cardiff, Dublin. That's June 15th through the 25th I'm gonna have a very special guest with me as well So get your tickets at thinkboy.com. Jeremiah, go watch a special daddy available right down YouTube. Love you guys At discount tire we know your time is valid. Get 30% shorter average weight time when you buy and book online right on YouTube. Love you guys. You know it's time to start rocking a napkin beer with your fit. No shame. Once everyone catches on to how fresh and juicy the double quarter pound of

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