The Fighter & The Kid - Jon Jones Turned Down $30M Fight?! UFC Drama Breakdown | TFATK Ep. 1173

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down the biggest stories in MMA right now — including shocking UFC contract drama, fighter pay concerns, and major behind-the-scenes issues.The guys react to reports that Jon Jones turned down a massive $30 million fight, raising serious questions about the UFC’s matchmaking and negotiation tactics. They also dive into Colby Covington’s recent comments about being “iced out” by the UFC and how fighter politics may be affecting careers.Plus, discussion on rising stars like Alex Pereira, Sean Strickland vs Khamzat Chimaev potential matchups, and whether new competition like Netflix-backed fight cards could challenge the UFC’s dominance.Is the UFC still the top destination for fighters, or is the business model starting to crack?Topics include:Jon Jones vs Tom Aspinall fight dramaDana White and UFC contract structureColby Covington controversyAlex Pereira’s riseUFC vs boxing / crossover fightsFuture of MMA competitionGet this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkPocket Hose - Text FIGHTER to 64000 to get a FREE pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of ANY size Copper Head hose. Message and data rates may apply.QUO - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/FIGHTERStash - Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to https://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.Progressive - https://www.progressive.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Yeah, we're talking about you guys, in the middle of the conversation about those whoops or the, technology and all that shit. And my thing about that, I wore one of those that tracks my sleep and all that shit. Here's the problem.

I would look at it and be like, you didn't get enough sleep. And I was like, oh, I'm tired now. I took that shit off because I don't want to know about the fact that I'm, I only had six hours of good. sleep and not too. It's going to get in my head. I don't have time for that stuff. You're going to get to work. Dog, that happened with me with the, I had that, I don't know if you saw a couple episodes I was wearing that order ring. My girl got it for me for Christmas. And then I was just focusing on, I'm only

getting this much REM sleep. And my workouts were shitty because I'm just being cranky because I guess I'm not sleeping. Then I'm like, what are you doing in the middle of the night? Then I'm fucking waking twice a night. You know what I mean? And then I'm like, and then I took it off. I'm like, oh, my workouts are fucking sick if I just don't give a shit. You know, I just try and and get good sleep. Not giving you shit is a huge part of it. It's like if you want to accomplish something, and you were talking about Dustin on Rogan,

who said, you know. Well, I've said this for the longest. Like the, the whoop stuff, all that optimization, you get to work, man.

Like, go, go tell my dad when he's working fucking two jobs. Hey, buddy, today you didn't get six hours of optimal sleep. We're going to need you to stay home.

It's just not, it's just, all this stuff, just great softer people. I read a, I read a thing on, and that's what's designed thing. I agree with you.

I read a thing on, Jerry Rice. And Jerry Rice, like his shoulder was burning, his leg was hurting, and blah, blah, blah. He was coming, but he ran his hills.

He ran his routes. It was like, those guys, to be great, you do that. You just dial it in. You don't take that time off. You can't to be really,

really good at something. You're not going to feel like doing it all the time. On the scientific side of it all, too, like people wear those Apple watches, they wear those things that tell you how many calories they burn,

which is up to anywhere from 20 to 80% inaccurate. Like if all these people are going to the gym, like I burned 1,000 calories in the gym today, no, you didn't. You may be burned 100 because they have it constantly running the whole time. You're not working out the whole time you're in the gym.

You're taking, most of the time you're in there, you're at rest. Does it do it based up your heart rate? Is that what it's doing? Yeah, which is so inaccurate. It's so inaccurate. I always felt that way. But knowing that helps is the steps, I guess.

Steps is the most important thing you could possibly do for getting in shape. for your everything. They say exercise and sleep and just, you know, eating fairly well. If you get 10,000 steps a day, you eat fairly well and you get good sleep, you'll be in the best shape that you've ever been. Like when I was the most lean I've ever been, I was doing 15 to 20,000 steps a day and I was just eating pretty decent, you know, because I like 200 pounds, 20,000 steps is

almost 500 plus calories burned. So I could almost eat whatever I wanted. You know what was a bit of a game changer for me? besides testosterone was Doreen the 8th said if you want to do cardio you do the aerodyne bike so you do 20 seconds really hard a minute you know keep it at 60 then 20 seconds you do that four times it's a fucking nightmare but it's six minutes and it's it is for me it's been a game changer but on the scientific side of not to be a dork long steady state cardio is the best you could do it because you're going to burn more calories. Boxers did that so boxers would do long training they like

Like, if you see boxers, the old school guys would run for an hour and a half and keep their heart rate at a certain way. And that's what the Diaz brothers used to do. And so you just don't get tired, man. Unless you're training for something where you have to be, have good wind. Yeah. If you're just looking to be in good shape, walking on an incline, you'll see plenty of body bills in the gym that are just walking on incline. Yeah. Because it doesn't burn, you're not burning, burning wet, it's not catabolic.

You're actually burning more than someone who goes for a run because you're actually doing it for a longer period of time. Yeah. So the guy, he's a SEAL Team 6 guy, really muscular. I can't remember his name, but he was saying, he's like, man, when I was a young SEAL, I was doing deadlifts, I was doing hang cleans, I was doing, you know, bench. And he was like, and then I was like, when am I going to do that in the field? And then he saw these guys who had been operators, like Tier 1, Delta, Delta guys, Steel Team 6 guys, and with beards and stuff.

And he goes, you know what they were doing? He was like, they had 100 pounds in their back and they were walking on an incline. Yeah, dude. And then Mike Glover said, when they were in Delta and stuff, he said a lot of us were like lifting weights and, you know, juiced up and just really muscular. And what happened was at mile six, we had, we started burning out because we had so much muscle to feed.

And we had to all go back to being thinner. Yeah. And kind of like more like runners, you know. Yeah, this body is not built for long distance seal missions. There's a happy medium, you know. You've got to be muscular and strong, but it's, you know. What's happening here? but I do think it's interesting when you see the difference between we we have a culture

with people who are really successful uh who are obsessed with optimizing this themselves and i think that that this longevity this obsession with longevity it's just another competition is what i talked about in false gods it's like you know your your your whole life is about you and about trying to live forever i just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze i really don't i don't i think you can get crazy with it like anything else. Unless you have a reason for it, what's the reason from holding yourself back from actually living? You know what I mean?

Like, you're holding yourself back from actual experience with your friends, with your family, for what? What's the reason? Most of those optimization expert guys don't have kids. I don't know who follows them. I don't. What the fuck are you talking about? Bro, when you have kids, when you have four kids.

There's no such thing as optimizing as parents, right? Your priorities are so different because what happens is you care about, this is the best, my buddy Sam Sheridan said this and I steal it from them all time. He said, when you have children and even if you have a wife that you love, you have people in your life whose happiness and fulfillment is more important than your own. And believe it or not, that's very fulfilling and it makes you happy. When you see your kids happy and healthy, you see your wife playing with your kids, whatever it is, the people you love, That's what a man, you feel like you're in a position of service. Even if you're grinding. Yeah. It's, it just changes everything. You have a purpose, unless you're a fucking raging narcissist. Yeah.

And it's still a lot of that. Also, you have a- I know some terrible debts. You both have babies. What is the chance of you getting 10 hours of sleep and then waking up and seeing red light? You work it out. You work it out.

You figure it out. Yeah. You go to bed at a certain time. What about like the average dude, though? Like the guy who works in the cement laying, you know what I mean? The average dude can figure out. because at least he has a consistent schedule. Sure.

I think it's tougher for like, there's no way I could do comedy and have three little ones. There's no way. It's hard. Coach their baseball, coach their football, go to the games on Saturday.

There's no way? Well, for me, I don't know who's figured it out. I've never met a comic who's figured out. Well, for me, doing the mothership, trying to do it at 11 and then getting up with my kids,

I had to kind of pull back on that because... That's a young man's game for people my age. It's a young game, man. It really is. Like, doing late night stand-up with your boy. And that's like a young single like even now like me and my friends like I was talking to Eagle back in New York and he's like I can't do those like 2 a.m. spots anymore and like at

the cellar you're out until when you're young at the morning. You know and it's fun and when like you see he and I you're like on you and I used to just we used to just it was Venice the best the best right shit last night the world baseball classic was on the N at like 10 around 930. I'm like, fuck, man, let's go. Your boy, Aaron Judge, he's all big game, I'm not showing up. Dude, that's as a Yankee fan, as a fucking Yankee fan, it drives me fucking crazy. And I love him. I love Aaron Judge.

But for whatever reason, he's Arod. He's not Derek Jeter. When the games on the line, you're like, oh, like, I was glad Bryce Harper hit the whole minute. Yeah, he's just not. If he would have just got on base, you have two on base. He's just, for whatever reason, when the games on the line, he's not the guy. you want. No, he's not Michael Jordan. He's not Michael Jordan at all. He's the opposite of that. He's so good. He's the best you could ask for in a game that doesn't matter. Yeah.

You know what I mean? My buddy caddied for Michael Jordan for many, many years. And Jordan would, my buddy played on the tour. So Jordan was never going to beat him. But he would say, spot me. We'll put money on the line. And he said every single time when it really counted, he would deliver, Jordan would deliver, never choked. And he said to him, how do you do that? Like, what is it that you do? And he just said, I go back to the fundamentals. I just literally dial in the fundamentals. And I just stick to those no matter what. And I only think about the fundamentals. I don't think about anything else. I just literally think about, I dial in and I just try to be perfect with it. And as you walked away, he goes, I'm also Michael Jordan.

Random golf. By the way. Random kind of, random kind of journey and golfing. for getting by by the way like oh excuse me I'm Michael Jordan so I'll leave it at that yeah there's also that well by the way

like Aaron Judge does the fundamentals he's the greatest he's the greatest athlete but there's something that doesn't work so fundamentals yes does Aaron Judge have fundamentals my God I see there's just something that happens he's Michael Jordan

it's Michael Jordan you're catty guy there's something with Judge I don't know what it is he has everything it takes he's him and Otania by far the best hitters you know what I mean like

clutch though but he's clutch though but he's Clutch is actually clutch. He's really one up at back. Isn't that a cold thing? He's even like, because to me, there's nobody better than Derek Jeter all time when it comes to like in the playoffs or he's

Mr. October for that reason. You've seen Jeter stats compared to some of the other dudes? In the regular season, not great. But even the playoffs like he always would come out. I mean, his love plays ridiculous. He's a little overrated. He was called Mr. Clutch, wasn't he?

Yeah. That's why he was. You look at a. stats. It's like that he did he did have a great. During the regular season he wasn't my favorite player at all, but as soon as it mattered. Dude he's he's all, Derek Jesus ammo is all time postseason leader. Yeah, he's that's that's that's when when when push comes to show, there's nobody better than Jeter. Yeah, he was a he was a clutch. But that's in the regular season, he's hitting into double plays on a regular basis. Yeah. Like me and my dad used to have a running

joke like there's nobody who there has to be a stat like no one's hidden some more double plays in the regular season than Derek Jeter. You know what? I'm like I'm not comparing. him, but the similar, he's our version of Derek Jeter's a huge stretch, Kike Hernandez for the Dodgers, in the regular season, like not even like a top, top guy, for whatever reason, the playoffs come and he's the fucking guy. Yeah. He's just the guy. And even after, I think when they, when like game six in the semifinals and the conference

finals, even A-Rod, who kind of took a shot, he's like, man, I don't get why you don't do this in the regular season. you kind of suck in the regular season. And if it wasn't A-Rod, he'd been like, shut the fuck up. You could tell you, he's like, what the fuck? But he's like, I don't know what it is. I mean, how am I show up? A-Rod himself was the guy in my, he was more like a judge where he was like in the

regular season hitting bombs, you know what I mean? And then in the postseason, good, but not. Not great. He's just not the clutch. No one is great. I think. Jeter Jordan. Did you see Bryce Harper last night?

I didn't get a chance to watch the game. So just so you guys. I just, I, talk about. phenom, stuff like that. So Bryce Harper at 16, four went college, had a full ride, was like, I'm turning pro. At 16. So at 17, he

goes pro. So he was like the number one prospect, young prodigy. And he has fulfilled every single. Like, he's that guy. And then last night, no one's getting hits. I think we had two hits all game. We're down two nothing to Venezuela. He's up. It's the

bottom of the eighth, and he fucking jacks a home run. And then the manager fucked it up not pitching the correct fucking closer but and then a rod sucked dick but either way bryce harper he's the guy like think of all the pressure when your judge was awful so short don't get me started and fucking cow rally cow cow it's i didn't put on because my my dad being uh you know he was just like he's like first to piss them off i guess they didn't sing for the national anthem they didn't stand up or something like that did they oh yeah yeah yeah yeah well you were in arizona with me right no no so your dad was pissed at the national anthem

My dad was like, he's like, don't even put the game on. It's dog shit. They're not playing. Yeah, I'm with them. Yeah, I was pissed. Me and my girl made me watch Nuremberg trials, so I was fucking stuck watching that. How is that? That's a good movie.

I was in Arizona with a big, famous big leader or a pitcher. He played for 11 years. I can't remember his name. And they were talking about how the Japanese, he goes, you know, there are a lot of times they're really clutch. I go, Tani. And they were talking about their work ethic and how they've, they've never, it's never been easy. Like, it's all they do.

Dude, it's all of me too. I think it's on Netflix. It's subtitle. But it's basically, it's a tournament that they hold in Japan of all the top teams from high school. And there's thousands, thousands of kids. And then out of those thousand of kids, they create one like super team. But they show them, they do it. There it is.

Japan's Field of Dreams. But they do it since they're like, they're like five and six years old. Well, they're, and they show their work ethic. Like, it's part of their school, their training. And then also. If they, like, strike out, they, like, take a samurai knife to their fucking stomach. Because they, you know, they disgrace their family. So there's also that.

There's that. There's that. He says, it's just different. He goes, it's different. It's different. You know, remember that guy was his name, Suzuki? He was a great hitter. Yeah, and he was, like, 165 pounds.

He had a room in his house where he would only practice swing, right? And his routine, his work ethic, it was probably like Roger Clemens or something like that. He's another guy who's a fucking maniac. but that was just the way it was. He's a maniac because he was rubbing Andrew gel into his shoulders. He was awesome. But like we all get a passion.

But like we glorify, like what Japan does and their work ethic is crazy. Yeah. And they do it in masses. What the daggies do in wrestling, you know, it's what they do. It's awesome.

Yeah. We have that here in America. We do. But it's not a fun story. Yeah. It's just not a fun. You don't, I know a million.

I know a ton of, I'm around little kids all time. There's some. savages that their dads and them and the kids want to do it they're practicing non my my six child it's all they want to do sir sir they're doing it non-stop please remember this it's american invention oh no we own baseball thank you except for dude little league fucking japan i don't know i'm sure i'm just over the past 20 years still a still american invention what's your peas and cues you know what's you know what i'm saying yeah but we've got some great we've had a couple just a couple good american

players, good American wrestlers, good American Earth-A-We dominate them on Earth-A. Again, it's not a fun story. For whatever, I don't know why. You were telling me about wrestling, right? It's like, oh, these Russian guys- Dominates them. We got some monsters.

Go out to Iowa and Oklahoma. We also wrestle a different way than they rest. They start off wrestling freestyle. We do folk style, which is a better. So that's one thing about, yeah. So one of the things about the internet. international wrests like the circuit. They do a lot of Greco.

They do a lot of freestyle. Yeah. And we do a lot of... Which is something we don't start doing. We don't see those books. So you get on the international circuit. But guys like Sehudo, the guys who like Korme who wrestle on the international circuit, they know all those stuff.

They see all the stuff. But it's also like in Venezuela. You hear kids like in the DR Venezuela. It's like, you know, they came up. Their glove was a cardboard piece of paper. That's how they learned baseball. Like, okay. There's kids here.

Same thing. We have poor people in America. too, there's a ton of them. We just invest a lot of money. And they work really hard and they make it. But again, it's not as romanticized. Like, you're not going to see a Netflix doc on it. There's so many kids out here that are fucking grinding,

just the same as the kids in Dagestan, just the same fucking kids in Venezuela, but it's not sexy. The poor white kid in Texas, who's grinding his ass off while his mom and dad are working the 9 to 5. For whatever reason, that's not a good story these days. People talk about Antonio Brown, Adrian Peterson, their freaks and their incredible athletes.

Their work ethic was, like, apparently Antonio Brown but they came from nothing. Crazy work ethic. Yeah. Like, people like to go bad on him. I'm like, that guy worked his, Antonio Brown. Knowing that knows football. Yeah, they might go bad on for some of his antics.

Football? You can't go bat him. He's one of the greatest ever doing. He worked his balls off. He's a freak, dude. Freak. I probably hate him because I always on social media. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But when it comes to X's an O's? It's like John Jones. When people clown John Jones, like you want to talk about his fight time in the octagon? Well, there's not much to clown on. Yeah. That's that fight IQ, right? Also, his fight IQ is so high. I'll take a little break here.

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with Eye Gaming Ontario. It's different. Just watching John Jones yesterday in press conference. He's so funny. Him and Cormier. You watching like an old one? Yeah, just watching the old press conference. Those press conferences were great.

That's what, because we was talking about it yesterday. I'm like, if you think the John Jones versus Cormier press conferences were crazy, I cannot fucking wait until Strickland's Hamzot press conferences. They're already going at each other hard. I think Paramount's about to fucking find out. They're going to fucking find out. Yeah, they're like, oh my God, like, yeah, this is the UFC. I don't know if you've seen Paramounts are making the fighters do a standoff and do like a photo

shoot together with like this cute little white stage and all that. If you put Hamzot and Strickland in a room where they got to sit around and take pictures while they're getting each other's faces. It's going to be a fucking problem. You know, I want to ask you about that. Strickland's got really sneaky takedown defense, doesn't he? Great, yeah. Yeah.

Like, I was talking. That's not an easy fight for home. I was talking to Luke Rockhold about that because he's been messing around with Hamzot and stuff and training and stuff. And Luke was like, you know, people underestimate how sneaky and how good. Strickland? Strickland is with his takedown defense and stuff. And he's, he's, he's going to get taken down.

The argument's not that, I guarantee it's taking down, but he doesn't, he, he's going to get up. He's going to get up. He's going to get up. So that fourth, fifth round. So it won't be like DDP, you don't think? No. No, no. Well, it's what we were saying yesterday.

If he, you said, like, if he could weather the storm for long enough and get him tired out, that's his only way to win. His team, he has Nick sick, who's, I think, the best coach in MMA. So if you don't think he's game planning, his coach Nickick. Eric Nickick. Eric Nickick. Extreme Gator. But here's the problem. Hamzatz put a bounty on his own head right now

where he's like if you could submit me you're getting I think it was a $10,000 I think $10,000 but here's the thing And he's bringing in the best of the best The best of all over the world My only thing with that is I would be more on like damn that's crazy If he was bringing in world class striker say knock me out

Because submit me well that's your thing We brought he brought and then also Strickland's not going to try and submit you Or take you down He is bringing he brought Kulio Roundtrian to And he put I think Khalil's saying that he He was acting in the video But he put Khalil down

With a punch the side of the head And Khalil is a world-class Maitai guy Is he? He's great His Maitai is top-notch I think when it comes to UFC fighters I think he's one of the better Miltaners

It's up there You wouldn't label on his world-class That term gets thrown out But he's definitely light heavyweight Some of the top striking Rugged man But also he gets hit a lot Right Strickland doesn't

that's the difference you know and I was at that crazy power and leg kicks I was at that Poetan fight with I was right there at Cageside Were you? Yeah and I really like And I love Cleo

Yeah I do too Do you know him at all? No He's the fucking man He seems like such an awesome guy I just hated seeing him Take that kind of damage Like I just hated it

I was like Sometimes you're just in there With a guy like You know Poetan and it's like But there can be more opposite style Than Khalil and Strickland Did you watch the video of fucking poton

and Glovers hold in the midst and Glovers looks like he's like fucking get me the... He had a look on his face like they did not have this when I was around. He was it ready for a heavyweight I guess he hits crazy hard. Yeah, the hardest. You guess? Yeah. He hits like a fucking Mac truck.

Like you're breaking news? I mean, yeah. I guess I apparently it's hard. Well, but he's 205, he fought it 85 and it's like he hits harder. How the fuck did he get down to 85? I don't know. I don't know. Because there's no way to lose.

He's 2.40. Let me see him hitting those myths. Okay. He's just different, man. I saw it on X. It was Alex Pereira. Let's try you two first. Mitz lover.

That's it right there. Big, big fella. He's fucking. huge. Look at his face. He's all, Jesus. He went, Jesus Christ, man.

Yellow, Alex. And you forget Glover was a fucking monster. Animal. Monster. Monster.

How do you think, if you put him in a time machine, how does he do against, like, the... Glover, right now? Like the cane Velasquez. Oh,

well, he was like, heavy weight. Yeah. Might be a different thing. But Glover is a fuck, I mean, he was champ. But as we've seen, Alex can fight at any weight class. He's going to jump down and fight Volk for the fucking belt at some point. Yeah, it's crazy. Such an interesting physique, too. He's built like a praying mantis on TRT. His ass is up here. His ass is up here. He's all ass. He does have a Brazilian butt. Yeah, he does. But it's high. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's like, it's like those ants from bug flies. He does have the men in black body.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does. He looks like he's made of, like, if you took his skin off, he'd be made of, like, titanium and fucking raw-hide. He's the biggest star in the O-C. His face. Like that's active? In America, I would say, yeah. But I think worldwide Islam.

Yeah, fair. Just because Islam is just like he has, if you're Muslim. Well, then Top period. I don't know. I don't know about. Taperian? No. I think Poetan's

I think he's, I think, I think Islam's bigger because I'm a Muslim. You might disagree. I think Patty's a bigger star than who, Ilya. Yes. Star, not the better fighter by any means,

but I think Patty, when it comes to between the Western world, he's more well known for sure. I think Patty's one of the tops. Like, even young girls who don't watch UFC just love Patty Pimmelics, I think he's adorable.

Patty's massive. They got to tread lightly with his next fight. Like, it was like a TikTok trend for girls to do his dance. in videos. Like, people fucking love Patty Pimble. Yeah, he crossed over into kind of the mainstream. Crazy veneers.

Yeah, he's the man. He makes, he makes, didn't you say he makes more money out of the octagon? I don't know about now because he has his new deal, but he used to. Yeah. I'm worried about Alex with this new deal. I don't know. Eight fight deal? Eight fights is a lot at 38 years old.

You don't see eight fights. You'll see two, they just do it so they can lock them down forever. So he can't go to Netflix. Do you think he ends up? The thing that should bother you is when he did that interview on Ariel with his manager, and he goes, I didn't even look at the contract. I know it was good. You all,

yeah, not good. Like, you, all right, dude. Because they have the sunset clause where if they offer you fight, you turn them down.

So let's, so for John Jones, for instance, they go, we offered you aspirin, he turned it down. That extends your contract another six months or a year. So it's the sunset.

So it keeps extending it. So they may toss Alex, some random dude. He's like, I'm not fucking fighting him. Cool. Extends the contract. So I give a debt collector calls you. It re-it-does the three years that you have to pay. So the eight fight contract is just being like, you're not going to Netflix ever now. Do you think he ends up in Zufa and ends up boxing? Nope, because Porre was talking about it on Rogan.

And he goes, right when I found out Dan was doing Zufa boxing, he was like, yo, me and Nate both agreed we'll fight in Zufa boxing. Dana was like absolutely not. We don't want to muddy the water. We don't want Zufa to become like this kind of circus act, which is just MMA fighters jump into boxing. He wants real straight boxing. Damn, I would love to see Alex Perr actually box. I know.

I think it might be, I think it's a different thing, you know. I think if Alex, because I've seen him spar against high-level boxers, and he gets touched up a little bit. He also fucked him up, a few of them up. Yeah. I think his problem, too, is because, I mean, his stance is, I don't know. Boxing's different. But watch his low hands is not good for straight boxing.

No. Different thing. Because he keeps his hands down here. But that's why these guys want to do it. It's not that they love boxing. There's more money in boxing. That's why everyone wants it. But yeah, Dustin said Dana was like,

absolutely not. We're not doing any crossovers, which is kind of worrisome for Aspinall with Eddie Hearn. You see your boy Kobe on going on people's streams now? He kind of dropped the whole fucking Trump stick and was like, fuck the UFC. They screwed me over. Calvington?

Yeah, he's like, they don't pay me. He's like, they dropped me a fight in four years. Yeah, he's like, I had to put on this act for people to give me fights. And then now you don't give me the White House fight. Like, why did I do this act for? Wow. And you start talking about Hunter Campbell. Like, basically when you sign the fight,

the right before the fight, you have signed a contract. It says if you die, you can't sue the UFC and all this shit. Really? Yeah. Who knows? He's, so is he out of the UFC now? No, he's on a contract. He says they're icing him out. Yeah, he was in a stream with that, that streamer kid neon,

and he was just sitting in a sauna randomly with him and just going off on it. Yeah, that whole... That's got to suck after years of doing that. Because he's built so much animosity towards him, where he's getting fucking punched by Mazvedol on the street. That's the game. You play that game. I do wonder what the truth is, you know?

But is it possible with all due respect that he, he did lose his you know he you can get away with that but if you start to lose like you know three or four he's also just not in it'll be a tough one his thing is you can lose he's a great guy in real life

he's awesome you can you can lose but you have to lose going out on your shield you can't lose by decision you see it's just that's their business model not mine if you're a boring fighter even though you're a big name they do not want you involved in the program Colby is not an interesting fighter No.

No, he never has been. He's a great wrestler. Bangups with like tomorrow and stuff, yeah. They're all right. Still with the decision for the most part. Yeah. But if you're going to decision all the time,

the UFC just doesn't fuck with you. They've cut guys who are winning streaks, but they're boring. They cut them. Colby has the power of me and my dreams. You know when you throw a punch in your dream? That's Colby's power. Yeah, he hasn't fought in a minute, man.

We fought in December, but he got fucked. That was a bad, bad fight for him. That was a Buckley fight. Yeah, really fucked up. I think that's when the UFC was like, all right, we're good. And let's be real, Buckley's not. That was two years ago, Bobb. Think about that.

It's kind of crazy. Holy shit. That thought it was like, scroll up chin? Scroll up or down. Up. That Buckley fight was. Isn't that crazy? That felt like it was six months ago, doesn't it?

Isn't that crazy? It does. That fight was not two years ago. Isn't that weird? That's weird. And Leon was. And he also wasn't active to begin with. Like, you look at, like, in the past six years, he's had one fight a year.

Yeah. One fight in 2020. One fight in 21. One fight in 20, one fight in 23. He's fighting like a one-eyed Dagestani. Yeah. That's why he was complaining. Remember, like, they won't give him fights.

And they're supposed to give him three fights a year. They haven't kept that promise. He's a lot of-fought- Some killers, too. Well, yeah, but it'd be nice if Hunter Campbell came out with some fire and was like, here's the real story. We asked from this fight, this fight, he said, no. He said no. You think that's the case? Yes.

Really is, yeah. Why do you say that? Because UFC doesn't want to ice guys. They don't want to keep guys, especially who has a name. I bet they offer them fights. He just turned them down. They offered him the Bo Nickel fight at the White House. He said no.

He said no. Really? Yeah. Why would he say no to that? Bo's just too much. Yeah, get his ass with. Wrestling. So, Beau said that he wasn't completely signed yet with that with Kyle.

so he has Colby can come in and fight him but Colby doesn't want to do 185 obviously yeah he wants Bo to go down to 170 sign that's it so they're not agreeing on that I get that right like Bo's a nightmare but he's the one they called called bow out at 70 no he said he'd fight him but he said it's going to be at 70 he fights and Cole was like cool Bo's like cool come on up Bob? Bo does whatever Bo decides to do that fight to Colby.

Because Kobe's one area where he beats everybody is he's just a better technical wrestler. He's just a cardio and his wrestling, but with Bo it didn't going to work. Bo is,

Bo could tech fall him in the first period if it was a RIA. Yeah, with all this, I'm just curious about what the real story is. It's somewhere in the middle. I bet the UFC did offer

from a few fights, but they weren't good matchups or the timing was off. And then remember he was in the legal dispute with Mazvedol, which they can't offer fights during then.

Remember that? Right, and that was real. He was suing Mazadol, and it was like going to be a felony. They arrested Mazdahl. So the UFC while you're under, you know, investigation, they're not going to offer you fights then. Yeah, he was a number of things. He was at top team for a long time. And then I guess somehow a lot of, yeah, that kind of like went bad on them,

maybe part of the whole thing of selling fights and then. Yeah, that's got to be a bummer where he's like, hey, I put on this act. and now I don't have It is, it isn't, it isn't It's like with John Jones too It's like, oh, and you know, I've said this too It's like, I can't believe he's not in the White House card And the UFC's like, dude, we offered him $30 million to fight

Aspinol six months ago. He said no. Then we tried give him a deal against Poton. He said no, he wanted more money. He's like, we can only do fucking so much. At some point, if they don't want to fight, they don't want to fucking fight. You know what Colbyazidu? Go to W.E.

Become a heel. that's his best bet He's a little small for that though I mean CM Punk was small yeah yeah C yeah Kobe's bigger in Cmpg

was still like walking around pretty big WW fighters are nowadays they're not that no I used to train with CM Punk really nowhere near 22 really no no no he looked like he was pretty big but no no how tall not huge

it's got to be a solid 190 yeah bring him up for a sec Colby because I remember no CM Punk he fought out 170 he fought out 170 That's right. Okay. So he did appear in the impact risk.

WWE guys aren't as big, like, juiced out as they used to be. If you fought a 170, you're maybe 200, right? I mean. Yeah, I bet he walked around 200. Yeah. Kobe's not a big guy. He's, he's, he's, it makes sense that he's 170. He also just doesn't cut.

6-2. So he's, he has 6-218. He's, he is big. Like, I, like he's got a frame. But that's his WWE. That's WWE. So, like, and Hulk Cougu is 6-6.

And they used to say like the under, takers seven foot one yeah but he was like yeah six eight again remember he fought at 170 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no yeah because i watched a little clip from the dust and thing and he was saying the same thing that i kind of said where it's just like it is good for the ufc for these other divisions to come out and start putting on fights that are going to actually like you mean Netflix yeah yeah oh no it's great it's great for the ufc because like if if you go how long is the ufc now at this point gone undisputed like as like because like PFL has been kind of out of the picture

for a while now. Belator doesn't count. Belvoir is kind out of the picture. One doesn't count. You're talking real there hasn't been real competition since Prattor? No, Belator is never competition but really Pride Strike Force. Pride Strike Force. Yeah. Yeah. And since then and I think it it's healthy to have that kind of competition. It's the best because it forces them it's like

you know it's like if you're the dude with the hot chick and then you just let yourself go and used to be this monster and then she's like what the fuck and now she's kind of you know checking out other dudes and you're like yeah I can get my shit together man yeah yeah I'm sorry who are you talking to so like UFC they need that because they're

actually getting competition now with this because I was saying it would have been crazy if they would have made a White House card that we actually wanted on the same day as the white house card put Conor on the card put you know like those fights that we like put John Jones on the card because that would have been like okay Tom you better step your game up

UFC type of thing but Joe was saying it's healthy for the UFC for there to be this kind of competition out there and for eyes to be like, okay, so we need to step our game up. Yeah, of course. Yeah, because they have a monopoly on the entire market,

so there's no reason for them to give you good fights. Yeah. Because you're going to take what they give you. Unless we can, so it's like if there's just McDonald's and they're like, yeah, fuck it. We're not have to put cheese on our burger. They're going to fuck, it's all they can do.

You're going to buy it anyway. And then Burger King opens up next door and like, we're actually giving you cheese. So now you have, they're like, fuck, now we got to end up our game up. Yeah, because if you're the NBA, you can't have the Euro League, have a better division than you. You know what I mean? No, it's great.

Because that was my worry. And Dustin actually said what everyone's kind of been thinking, where he was like, if what happens with the Paramount deal, if you have guaranteed money and you take away the chance of the pay-per-view? Because now that's where we used to like hang our hats on. They used to be like, hey, man, if you fight good, you're going to have a chance at a pay-per-view fight where you could make a shit ton of money. That's gone. Now if there's no pay-per-view

and it's just guaranteed money from Paramount, they don't have to, like, the worry was, are we going to have to push for the best fights or we already have guaranteed money? Well, did anybody tell Dustin

that's exactly what's happening? That's, yeah? Yeah, was Rogan like, yeah, sorry, that's what's happening. That was the end of the TikTok. Yeah, I mean, that's exactly, but that's what's exactly happening. Dustin's not going to fight anymore, right?

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He's on peptides. He looks fine. He's like 190-something pounds right now. He's so jacked and he's just... And he's doing some desk gigs for the UFC. That's why like, dude, if fucking Nate Diaz and Mike are going to fight, like I would love to see Con... Mike Perry?

Yeah, Mike, you saw Mike Perry and him fighting? No, I like that, though. So, have you seen the card for the Netflix fight? No. So it's Ronda Rousey versus Gina. Yeah, love it. Then you got Francis and Gagne versus... What's that dude's name?

Philip Leans. Philip Leans. Who is that? He was in the UFC. He was on a four-fight, one streak in the UFC. Okay. But he fought at light, heavyweight, like, he's going to get fucked up. Then you got Nate Diaz versus Mike Perry.

That's fun. That's a fun card. Great card. Good for them. Fun card. How did Mike, Nate Diaz get out of his contract? Did he retire? Did he?

I think he's been out for him. He's been out. He fought Jake. Paul. He fought Jorge Mazel. He's been out. Making money. Good for him.

I bet you he'll make more on this fight than he usually made. makes on any. He won't make more than he did for fighting Jake Ball, but for sure. No, than a UFC fight. No, yeah, nowhere near. Dude, Mike's a dog. That's going to be an interesting fight. It'll be fun.

I can't see. The thing is, like, people are like, oh, now there's the avenue for all these UFC fighters. There's not, though. Like, you have to be completely out of your contract. The one thing, the one thing you got to give them is they could actually say, hey, we're the only people who have the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Correct. fighting.

Correct. No one else could say that. You could be like, oh, we have this interim guy who won the interim belt and then beat these other. France is the only person that flatline fucking steep A and fucking actually won the belt legitimately. The heavyweight champ of the world. And if Philip Lins wins, he is because he took it from France. That's never going to happen.

That's probably not. Yeah, the battles everywhere in the world is not in the UFC. Is Philip Lins a big fellow? No, he used to fight at light heavyweight. That's really disconcerting because you're dealing with a 2605. Judgetu Black Belt though. Like good on the ground. Yeah, well, that's big.

Well, he better get good on the ground because he's going to get... You better get him down. Yeah. Easier said than done. He fought a 205 and 6-1. That's an issue. I'm sorry. It's just an issue.

You know, that's confusing to me. But he's a beast. I'm sure he's a beast. Yeah, he's good and fun. But he also, and then had a winning streak in UFC for, he left. What happened? He left. Let's see his record.

Look at that. He won four in a row. The sad thing is we'll never see the undisputed heavyweight champion come back to UFC. Because Dana has just said, nah, I don't want to deal with him anymore. Who? Dana said he doesn't want to deal with France. I don't think Francis would ever go back. Why would you go back for your Francis?

For a lot and make less money? Like he said, the legacy thing, I don't give a shit anymore. I'm with Francis. but that's a sad thing though like because what do they do that for the fans to start legitimizing the heavyweight division again well you you got to have tom come back once tom starts cooking and he rips off some wins then then there's a debate but right now is there any uh like reports on his eye is it better he posts a video is like getting back to work so hopefully his eyes better it's so fucking scary by the way Lorenz larkins on that that

card I just saw it. Is he for sure booked? That said it in that article. Another show Cal guy, so that's good. God, dude. That's an old video though, right? Yeah, I just look for updates. I give some current events, Jim. Okay. Let's start off with your boy, Burke Kreisher.

He was in a, well, he was in a bus that had a tire pop, and then he was in a, do you know the actual story? No. No. So he was in a bus, and tire pop, so he was stranded on the road. Then they got into a different. bus to head over to where they're going to be going doing their show at and apparently by that time the

next morning that bus that they originally in was up in flames like completely gone so he wasn't on the bus yeah that's what i kept looking at like the way he's to i'll let him wait wait because he posted a video like i thought he was on the bus and to get off that's what yeah that's what that's why it works good with social media how did it catch fire the the tire just pop and then then they apparently the driver was still waiting with the bus as the crew went everyone else left And then there's like a popping sound. And then the bus just went in flames like that. From the roof area, though.

So Saturday night we left Fargo around like 11. And about an hour outside Fargo, we had a blowout on our tire. Front right tire just ripped totally off the rim. Both bus drivers said they had never seen anything like it in their 35 years. We waited for a couple hours. And then we ditched the bus and we got on crew buses and drove into Cedar Rapids. That morning, our bus called on fire on the road in between Fargo and Cedar Rapids. everyone's fine.

The bus driver Dewey, he got out in time. He said literally the fire started, and within 15 seconds, the whole front cabin was in flames. What the fuck? Here's the good thing to know. Had we slept on that bus, we all would have been trapped in the back

and we'd all be dead today. Take it easy. Yesterday, we would have been dead yesterday. So, it was a blessing that we had to blow out. It was a blessing. So today, as frustrated as you may get, realize everything is a blessing.

God works in mysterious ways. I'm coming! I don't have no. Even that was kind of a little bit ambiguous, or you can't really tell exactly which bus was on fire, but then if you actually put it together, it's the original bus. I mean, that's what I'm getting at.

What do you guys think? What do you mean? I don't think he's, I don't think he's bullshit. No, he's not bullshit. He wasn't on the bus, though. So that bus tired popped. They were stranded on the road for hours. Other buses came along and picked them up.

He was already gone in North Dakota, so in Fargo at the hotel. okay. But it doesn't sound like that when his old bus caught on fire. But he could have been. Yeah, he could have been asleep on it, I guess, yeah. Yeah, so he's saying he was lucky that they were not a sleep on the bus. Oh, crazy is that, though.

Look at that bus. That must have been nuts. How did they, did they have any idea how the bus? I'm sure they're still investigating it, but they hit a pop. Breaking those windows is hard if you're in the back. Unless you're John McGregor with a dolly. Yeah, but those are. There has to be an emergency exit in the back, though, right?

I don't know. I hope there is. I don't know, though. I guess the windows would pop off. Especially if there's emergency. If they're all sleep at 3 a.m. I don't know how clearly they're thinking. Yeah.

But he has that Mickey Mantle gene. He would have got out. Yeah, he's a beast. He's fucking strong. How big is he? See a big guy? Big guy. Yeah.

Bert's a big boy. Multiple emergency exits. But still 15 seconds, that's, you're still screwed. Yes, there's one in the back too. Yeah, who knows? Thank God they didn't have to deal with it. Yeah, but I was also, I was confused. Even right now, I don't know if 100%, but it's, I'm pretty sure that means the bus they left.

Yeah. Sounds like, hey, pause for a sec. Yep. B, let's take a little break here, my man. Let's take a little break because I've decided to dabble in investing here and there, but it's tough, man. You never know. All right.

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God help us. And this guy goes, he's going to talk about this forever. Yeah. Speaking of Torin, I have to... More like burnt crusher? He calls... Well, people call him burnt crusher. But real quick, let's just cap, let's put a ribbon on this.

This is someone driving past the actual burning bus. It's pretty crazy, man. That is crazy. Speaking of Toran, just want to give a shout out, the phantom this and the phantom shop show that came out, so many of them came out to the San Diego shows, and it was fucking cool as shit. It was really cool.

They all came and they stayed after the show, took pictures. They were fucking real. I'll be at the riot. Maybe Nick's coming this weekend, Friday, Saturday. Honestly, you guys' fans are such good stand-of-fans. They're great. The crowds were so fucking good. Well, I mean, come on.

Fucking Denver. The best. Do you have footage that late show Saturday? Send that. I just got the audio from it, so I can sync up. And while you guys are on stage, I'll be doing Fight Companions. with Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo, Joseph Rogan and myself.

Say hi to him. The big boys are out. That's amazing. Joey Diaz is also going to be one of the first comics to do the new Brooklyn Improv. He's doing him. He's headline in Brooklyn Improv.

That would be cool. I've never gotten a chance. If I'm in New York while that's up but I'm going to go see that. That would cool. I can't believe they're actually, I can't, it's kind of crazy they're opening an improv

in the alt comedy scene. Is it an actual improv? Yeah. Oh, wow. It's owned by the improv. It's great. Well, that's going to crush that, dude. It's going to be great.

Yeah, that's awesome. All right. Somebody turned 47 today. I'm about 47. 48. You always round up. You always round up. Happy birthday.

I think I met you when you were 26. 14, Epstein. How old did you fight? Well, that's it. That's a still for another time. Kobe. Tim for another story. when you were 14

you were in my summer camp you came over when you were 14 I believe I was teaching how to throw a ball I was groomed how long you guys know you guys know fuck man

I mean maybe I think you were 26 yeah you were fighting yeah yeah I'm not Brian over 20 that's fucking oh I told my wife this morning

she goes I can tell you I can tell you I turn slowly I go the ride's half over she goes no I go oh Bubba you think

I'm gonna live past 86 is a good number. I've known you, I've known you about 15 years. It's been, actually, yeah, it's been too. You've been doing fire your kids 13. Yes, I knew you. At least 13. Two years before that.

Yeah. At least 15 years. So. Yeah. That's, uh. Yeah, I told my wife, I was like, Oh, it's the rights half over. You think so?

Yeah, I know so. Yeah, big dogs don't. Yeah. Name the biggest grandpa, you know. Not a lot. Not a lot. Not I don't know about that. Also with full sleeve tat.

tattoos and cauliflower. Yeah, you know what though? You're so healthy. With peptides, am I though? With peptides? You might live a little longer. Yeah, with science. Because did you see the fucking peptide they have for dogs that double, it's doubling

dogs lifespans? Yes. Imagine if it comes out, it just would you, would you take it if it gave you an extra 10 years? My kids take it. I actually think with you because you never stopped working out. If your kids take it? Yeah. You never stop exercising and you've been really consistent with it.

I just don't, I don't think you're going to. I got a lot of stress, though. That's like the Namoine killer. Yeah, who doesn't have stress? Who the fuck doesn't have stress? That's different. I hear you. I got a present for you, though, Brian.

You do? I swear to God, you're not going to eat it, though. Look who Theo Vons call me on my B-Day. The old rat king. No, he hates it if he's on it. No, no, we can edit it out. All right. What's up, brother?

What's up, Blair? I'm just doing firing the kid. Chin's here and Brian's here. What up, you know, buddy? damn chin dude it's still a P-O-W you're so stupid where are you at brother

dude he's a fucking prisoner of war bro we're gonna see finally get the paperwork on him after some of these files are released finally his real age he was he was one of the small Asian boys that they had fun with

I just saw his heart reports come back oh not good dude Where are you at Nashville? Yeah, man, I'm out here, dude. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, man. Thanks, brother. I miss you, pal.

I miss you, too. I might be coming down there, so I'll let you know. Come on the podcast, Theo. Come on. Will, are you doing something special for the birthday? Nah. Nah, you know how it is, man. I think Chin got me a cupcake.

It's going to be sad. I got you an egg. You got him an egg. Ching got me some kimchi No, it's an egg It's like a thousand year old egg I'm eating myself He buried it in the ground in 1985

That makes me not want to live to 44 Hey congrats on the movie brother Yeah Oh thanks dude We'll see people go see You know how these comedy movies are It's like who knows No you're gonna kill it dude

You're gonna kill it And like online like it's getting so many Fucking views dude People are crunk for it man Him and David's face Busboys Good looks so good good

but they gotta go see it the problem is is it doesn't expand more theaters until people go see it at the first one so it's like and nobody buys tickets for movies in advance so you're coming in this I know but then so we gotta do a call to action get fans of fucking go so it goes to more theaters

but the other thing is once they hit streaming services that's where that's where it's where it can get fucking blow up yeah yeah that could be true 100% no that's gonna be great how many comedians have made so many bad movies. It's like, fuck, I don't blame people if they don't go see it. Do you like the movie? Did you see

it, Theo? Yeah, I saw it. I edited. I edited probably a third of it, but yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, it's good, man. There's some funny fucking shit in Who directed it? Bade's like the main guy in it. Who? David Spade. Oh, who directed

the movie? Stephen Spielberg. Yeah, no, this guy, Jonah Feingold. Okay. And so it was like yeah dude nobody wanted to help us but we made we ended up making it so it was good but yeah man i miss you guys and just wanted to say happy birthday brendan i love you brine thanks for uh you know just being a you know being a part of my life over the years and all that kind of gay shit of course brother i love you man i'll hit you we miss you we miss you guys and lay off that

uh jim t's fine but don't have any of that kim chin you're so stiffed my brother love you i love you later No. Thank you. He's so funny. His movie looks actually really good. He's fucking hilarious, man. Dude, he's fucking...

He's like an original. Have you ever been around to you? No. Original. Yeah? The most talented motherfucker you'll ever meet. Yep. He's so original.

Play, can we play the trailer for the fans or no? We can play it and we can put it on our Patreon, but I don't know about the regular episode. Is it in the Joe Dirt universe? No. Kind of. Have you ever seen David Spade do anything bad? No. No, he's great.

So if David Spade's involved, you're fucking pretty sad. David Spade might be my favorite comedy movie ever. Tommy Boy. Dude, Joe Dirk? Dude, I worked with David Spade. They waited in our room. Hot plate. Oh!

So Theo and David wrote this. Yeah, I should have been in college. You know your check. I can get you wherever you want. I just want to have a dad again. We'll make it out. Busboys want it. You know Busboys hatch into.

What? Waiter. You know I do? Actually, what's your wiener tastes like? Your legs is nothing to death. Help. Bag me in, boss. Where's my thing?

This looks really good. Most boys for life. Boss boys for life. You know, it looks like it's something we need. Like, bring comedy back. Looks really good. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Is that Nate? Yeah. So good. That looks really good to me. I thought that was part of the Joe Dirt thing. That's not? Mm-mm. Okay.

David Spade's really, really talented and so is the man. Yeah, he's the man. That could be really good. And they both wrote it together? Wow. I'm going to see that in a heartbeat. They've been working on shit. Six years probably, at least.

Hard to write a movie. Yeah, they funded it themselves. Really? Yeah, Netflix turned it down. Everybody turned it down. Really? So David and Theo were like, all right, and they raised the money. That's shocking.

Shocking. David Spade and Theo Vaughn? Yeah. What fucking else are you looking for? Because they, because they're like, oh, you know, it's a different ecosystem and all that. Oh, no, this is a crush. And then Hollywood would be like, I get an idea.

Let's bring bro comedy back. And then fucking, it's off and running. I agree. What else you got, Chin? Let's watch this. Actually, this is a, Nick showed me this. This is scary to me. Does you just play it?

Mm-hmm. In the next six to 12 months, we'll be doing our first implants for vision, where even if somebody's completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex. but long term you would have very high resolution and be able to see in multispectral wavelengths. You could see an infrared ultraviolet radar. Oh my God. Like a super power situation.

In the next six to 12 months, we'll be doing our first. Yep. That's fucking crazy. You know, it'd be really funny. Wow. If they have like a free version with ads that displays in your head, like you walk in the street, Square Space. But you can skip it?

No. Blue Choo. Sorry, unskippable ads. Yeah. You need to pay to ugly. That's so amazing. Crazy. Crazy.

What are we doing here? This is so, I don't know what to do. We're seeing developments. And they can't grow back your fucking hair. And they can't grow back. It's so true, though. The hair is such a crazy thing.

Here's a scary thing about here. LeBron James. Yeah, the most rich. Donald Trump. These guys have all the resources, all the money. Can't care. Here looks like shit. I know.

And you think you're going to get your shit popping? I know. Dude. And UCLA. out with a peptide and it's uh i looked into it no it grew some fur on mice i looked into it they didn't do human studies i'll say what they have though they have a gel that is going to be something that they're going to use it for knee operations they do have a country called turkey that's danes and cheap cowboy did that uh m gk did that it fucking works man it looks great yeah it's just not

there yet it worked on some i'll tell you right now if we're talking about gels for your hair For your knees, for your knees, for your cartilage. Oh, no, chin. Oh, I thought he said for your hair. Yeah, Brian. You know what you sure is? You should just say, fuck it. Shave it.

Shave it and just run as much gear as possible. Just get so big that hair is not an issue. You're in your Jeff Bezos stage, minus the money. I'm fucking loving this. I look forward to my injections. I watched your video, your boxing video. Not bad. Yeah, dude.

Well, it feels faster. Do you think the TRT is helping you a little bit? I, so if you watch. Watch, like, I would not be that crisp without it. Because I hadn't hit Mitts in so long. And I was like doing an ad figure. They were so good to me. And they, you know, and I was like, I'm going to post this because I look,

hey, I don't look like a complete asshole. Where is it? Is this a second one? Yeah. Watch. Look at Delia. He goes, we're shorts? And I just put steroids.

Not bad for 60. No. Looking good. I rolled with him. I rolled with him. That was fine. This is good. You look great too,

bro. Your body looks like. It's, you know, I've been working out of fuck tons. Does this inspire you to do your teaching? I remember, I did it before Brian did it.

But then they ran out of it. I'm saying now. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to get back on it. Shot put steroids. Yes. They ran out of test? The place I went to was a telemedicine place.

And then they were like, oh, they didn't want to deal with the, I guess, legal stuff that might happen later on. so they stopped doing that and they started promoting this in clomophine stuff oh you ran clomid oh yeah but it's like a mixture of some other stuff in it was this in kreta or no man and dude my test drops so bad my testosterone they said it was abysmal yeah i know dude so now now i'm with uh

waste a well so i'm on the cream but i want the injections because are you working out though tell me what the injections you got to work out you got to lift weights dude tell tell them what you want though tell be like i need injections i told him he's like let's just do the first blood test, I'm like, fine. So right? Then once you do that, be like, I need it. Well, you have other complications, you know, you got to be careful, right? They, they, they, they, they know, they know all my stuff.

No, that's why they get on cream. Yeah. So they might, they might have you on cream for a reason because a lot of times if your heart has got some issues, when you, when you do go on TRT, your lipid count can get really high. So your LDL can go high, your blood gets thicker. Yeah, that's a little bit, it's a little bit dice. But you're taking that peptide for that. What was that?

What was the one again? Blutethion. Yeah, glutathione. Injections instead of actual orally. Because the injections are way better apparently. And your liver enzyme is probably much better now, right? I just took my blood test yesterday. Blue thio does wonders.

Wait, what is that? What is that? Isn't it a detox? Yeah, so it's a pephthalm. Detoxes the liver. And it's also just like, a lot of people take that post cycle, too, because, like, if their LDL is getting high. I take it every two days, but it also...

Oh, you're on it while you're on cycle. Yeah. Really? Also help for your liver and then also helps with your immune system. Really? What about retitruti? RETA tree side is great. It is because I have a friend who's got a weight issue.

How fat? He's fat. He's a good athlete though. He works really hard. Take it easier and good athlete. I looked at him and I was like, you got to just go on a GLP because I can't afford it. And I was like, I think it's who I think it is, isn't it? No, it's somebody different.

But I was like, you know, but why would he go on RETA instead of a GLP1? So it's a GLP3. Yeah, so it's, glucogenesis is the main reason. So you're actually going to be actively burning fat from it. Yeah. Not just losing it. It's not just turning off the food noise. It actually, like, it does.

Like, it affects the hype about that. Does it do it do to the same degree as OZempic? The way OZempic works for the most part is it just shuts the food noise off. And it also, it's gastric slowing, which actually makes you feel full longer. But it's also just doesn't feel good. You just don't feel good having the food sit inside you longer because the emptying takes a lot longer. With GLP3, like it's actively burning. fat, even all the other non, like the side things. Like, they've already seen it decrease the size of

tumors in pancreatic cancer. Like, it actually works for, it also helps spare muscle, unlike the other ones where people are losing bone density. They're losing. Yeah, like two-thirds of the weight that they're losing isn't even from body fat. So it's like they're just, they look like Kelly Osborne. You know what I mean? So Redis-Rutide. And I think, I think it's the more expensive one. So what it also- money, it's the more expensive one. So red at truth, unless you get it from a gray market. But red at true tide and a lot of people taking red atroo side with Tess of Moreland because both of them actually actively burn visceral fat.

So people who have like fatty liver disease, that's actually going to help. Because it's not just like subcutaneous fat. It's also helping. That's way off. That's so off. We're looking at the. It's already in phase three clinical trials, which means they're testing it on humans, which means it's basically almost past.

Yeah. Heerman already talked about it. About the phase three trials. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But that's so expensive. A thousand, that shouldn't be that expensive. Well, let's just say, if you're going to a med spa, then yet you're paying that kind of money.

Yeah. But if you're not an idiot and- If you know what the fuck you're doing, should be about $300. I pay $300 for 10 vials of it. How long is it last? Depends on your dose. Like if you're someone like a pro body builder and you're trying to get like super-shed- No, if you're fat and you want to lose weight, like what would you take?

If you were to say if you were literally 80 pounds overweight. The average starting dose is about two milligrams. The time I tried it, I titrated up even to that. Like I started with one milligram and that even did plenty. The most I've ever worked my way up to is five milligrams. So that would be... Why would you do that? It's trying it out.

Trying to fucking party, dude. Yeah. Well, I just wanted to get super shredded. I got super shredded off of it. But, uh... Did you stop eating? No. Because our boy, Kevin lost like 50 pounds on it.

He was taking too much. much. Well, you know what a problem is because it does, the hypothalamus is what's affected. That's like the food noise. So it's like, I don't have you ever taken something like Adderall before like that where it's like you don't think about food as much. Yeah. So those people milligrams of Adderall and I was like, I was like this is cocaine. You probably didn't eat for a day. No, I had no appetite and I'm like, I'm not doing this. Yeah, you feel sick. Somebody said, oh, you'll be able to concentrate. No, well. Text all my friends about playing volleyball. Yeah. What are you talking about? You fucking. You kidding me? I was literally on playing.

Whatever you get locked into, you're locked in. This is the fucking best ride ever. I'm doing this. It's whatever you want to put your focus in. That's why I hated. The doctors tried to put me on it. And I felt like everything that I put my effort into. But sometimes it'll be just like dumb shit.

And you're like, why am I, why do I know so much about honey badgers now? You know what I mean? Yeah. I know so much about honey badgers now. It's crazy. You know what I did the other day? Whenever you get locked in on it, it's all.

I don't even need that. Yeah, the other day I got locked in on the rules of cricket. Because I was like, you know, I've always wanted to do it. the rules of fucking cricket. I got on a cricket fucking rabbit hole, too, because I saw professional baseball players

swinging the cricket bats. Missing? No, launching. Oh, yeah. Launching. Like, did you ever see the guys they test the baseball bats on TikTok?

They're like professional batting practice guys. They were fucking rocketing. Wow. Rocketing. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Guys, let's take a little break

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Stream now. Pay never. So this I thought was pretty interesting. And let me know what you guys think. This woman got kicked off of a front. her flight because she wasn't listening to the instructions. Apparently she's death, though. Oh, poor thing. Two days. Lodging.

She's literally death. Is she in the, uh, you'll see, this girl right here. Nothing wrong whatsoever. Oh, no, no, no. She has it on her ticket that she's dead. Oh, honey, don't be embarrassed. What are they telling her that she can't? Apparently she wasn't listening to instructions. What instructions are they telling her? So yeah.

Is she in the emergency row? No, just or this looks like a regular row. So I think maybe they're asking her to put on our thing or she just didn't hear it or something like that. There's not too many details. However, I'll show you with the statement from Frontier. But what do you think so far? One of the biggest things is she's speaking rather normally, right? which oh no she not deaf to me i would imagine her not being deaf maybe like a little percentage

of her hearings down or something if it does her ticket say death that's what she's claiming does it say deaf if you're deaf on a ticket can you just click it because we all know how deaf people talk don't yeah she may have wait can you can you give me a but you can be legally deaf you can be legally deaf that's what i'm saying like is it a certain percentage of yeah like my father-in-law is legally If you inform the airline, you're deaf. A heart of hearing status is generally noted on the pastor manifest. Yeah, so she's claiming that that's what she did. So,

you want to just finish the video? Yeah, I don't think she was listening. Did they kick her off? I'm willing to go. I don't want them to say. She talks great for being deaf, though. This guy next door looks like he's not buying it. She's so obsessed with it.

She's sitting there with the captain right now, stating her case. Is she with a kid? I don't know. That's ridiculous that they kicked her off. That is crazy. You guys are retarded. You guys are retarded. Why isn't everybody making a scene?

How dare that one? Oh, so is she with these other people? How was nobody helping her? Okay, so this is the statement from Frontier. Let me sec here. this is a standard from frontier. Someone read it? When she admitted contained alcohol when questions.

Okay. You know, an open container alcohol and board violates both. Okay. The spokesperson added there was no information indication on the passenger's reservation that she is deaf or had any form of disability. And according to various personnel interacted with the passenger, she was clearly and effectively conversing with them during the interaction.

She speaks pretty good for someone who's deaf. If she's deaf and drunk, yeah. She speaks pretty good. So she came in with an open alcohol container? And so she just made up the deaf thing. That's what I'm thinking, yeah. I mean, I have skeptical hippo eyes.

I do. She spoke way too clear. Yeah, but also the first thing that stuck out. She was listening and she was hearing. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like she got caught drinking of booze. But then of course, the internet doesn't do any research and they're like, fuck front tear. And front. Yeah.

They were all pissed off. It sounds like she got caught drinking and panicked and said, I'm deaf. Type move. I'm going to do that next time. What the fuck? No, you can't do that. So you're not wearing pants. I'm dead.

No, I'm going to come with an open container and be like, sir, what are you doing? I'm like, ooh, d'n. That would be good. Brendan Scha, that would be good. Brandon Scha, pretends to be deaf. I'd be bico bad on you. I'm doing. I don't know.

I never really knew Brendan. I'm drinking. Brendan's always been hard secretly on deaf people, and I'm the first to say it. It's what gaming. Don't do that. Stop doing that right now. Yeah, man. Yeah, she's cut.

Yeah. I like Frontier was like, well, first of all, she's not deaf. Second of all, she was drinking alcohol. I dated, uh, I had a thing with a deaf woman. What? Uh, what? Yep. Explain, please.

Uh, because you can't hear a note. Yeah. You're all nice. Wait, what? I didn't hear. I didn't know what we were pounding. Yeah. What the fuck.

She couldn't hear in this year, and she only could hear a little bit in this year. And I found it so endearing and we had a really intimate time and we made love. And I don't know. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. What kind of noise you make? No, no, no, no, no. You have to get rid of that.

No, no. You know what her friend told me though? Do they make different noises? I'm not going to answer this, but I will say this that. That's a yes. You're a sicko. I will say this. Her friend,

so she was really, she said something so. Her friend was translating. She said something so sexy and so endearing. I remember this. She said, there's only one to say, she goes,

will you take care of me? You know, I don't know, anyway, it was great. She said, can you take care of me? Then you fucked her?

Well, we were having an incident home. I like he's just compassionate, nice guys. No, but I was. I liked her. So,

well, she was cool, how did it in? I busted on her face. No, no. He's like, read my lips. I don't remember much. I don't remember.

No, you bastard. There's a video. There's a real. Brian's all. My dick. No. Your mouth. She's all, I'm here.

Stop ruining my story. Brian's all, you see what he's all. Stop ruining my fucking story. No, no, you can't. Let me do it for you. My big dick. In your ass. What?

You know where you. There's a way to sign that. My dick. There's a way to sign that. No, you know what? you know what happened so we had this thing we had this whole date we had this whole thing and her friend told me it's so funny because like you know i i kind of was interested in dating her i liked her and then she kind of like i know and she i don't remember if she fucking whatever the case she lived

in another city and her friend told me her friend said well she's so sweet and her friend goes well you know i don't know if it's the death thing but she tends to um have addiction issues, including with sex. So she just blazes through a lot of guys, like a crazy number of guys. And I remember going, oh, she's a real slut. So she played me. She was hot.

Yeah. But she apparently like drinks and drugs. And she fucks a lot of guys. She goes, no, no, no. It's a, it's next level stuff. And I was like, oh, I go, do I need to get checked? she goes, probably, but I was like, whatever. Did you like you?

I mean, when we were that, yeah, when we were together, it was fucking great. She couldn't hear your act. You guys ruin all my fucking romantic stories. God damn it. Sam Trippley, one of my favorite people. Yeah, so he posted this video. You guys have heard of chat music, right?

Of what? Something called chat music. It's different kind of like TikToks, Instagrams, and it just, it pretty much reads the comments, all the comments. And then it makes into a song. makes it's pretty amazing it's they're incredible so this is one from this this homeless girl sitting on or that's sitting laying down on the on sidewalk jesus she is thick only faith

This shit is genius. Sam Tripple made this? No, he reposted this from one of those chat, chat music things. But I think it's just so fucking good. So funny. That's funny. I feel like with that, but homeless doesn't have to be.

That's exactly what they're saying. Yeah, well, look, she's mismanaged. mental illness everybody like sorry or she fell on hard times and everybody's mental illness on the street she might have fell on some fucking hard times yeah most of it's your only resource is mental illness drugs yep but the only only only street is my like take my my my my down take like guys she's probably like come on how long we've been podcasted man that's funny shit that was so good so good dude those those songs with those comments He goes, most of you are a bad week away from being in her shoes.

I know. But no. Yeah. Anyway. You guys want to see something that's... You can drop off anywhere. That drop off anywhere is a bit rich... In L.A., you've definitely seen somewhere.

You're like, how did you get you? You know, I remember my first week in L.A., I was driving down the street, and I saw a homeless white guy that was probably, like, my age. L.A. homeless different. And this dude pulled his pants to piss. And this guy had a fucking... drunk like what else can you what do you fucking like have you ever seen have you ever seen a spiral for 100 yards you ever seen a drug girl like on the street who is

impossibly hot you ever see like in new york i saw a girl like that she was she was walking down the street with just a t-shirt no bra and everything and and it was the summer and i was like well she's she's a 10 and she's just got herself in with the vampires yeah she's doing crazy drugs but it's like all you want to do is like fucking take care of something like that You're like, fucking come on, man. But it's crazy. I had a buddy that met one of those hot girls, hot homeless. He didn't realize she was homeless until they were on the train together.

And he's like, so where do you live? And she goes here. And he's like, Brooklyn? She goes, here on this train. Smoking hot. Yeah, man. I saw that in Venice. I was with my buddy.

And this girl came out and she kind of recognized me. She was like, you're that guy from him. And she was so hot and a straight up tweaker. Yeah. I'm just on the street and I was like, Jesus Christ, you are. My buddy was like, bro. I was like, I know, but no, but no. Yeah.

I love Rich Voss. Shout out to Rich Voss. Great comic. Oh, Rich Voss. Love him. Give me a sec here. I opened from one time back when I first started. He's so funny.

And the power went out to the comedy club and he with no microphone to assault that audience. Killer. Murdered. Dude, Rich Voss. Rich Voss. I hadn't seen him in a while. And then sold CDs after the show. in a non-seedy era.

Well, he's my age. But Rich is so funny. Rich, I hadn't seen him in a while. We're at the green room in the comedy store. And we're sitting there. It's like 2019. And he hasn't seen me for a while. And he just, he walks by.

And instead of saying hi, he goes, like, just he goes, get a coffee, espresso. And he just keeps walking the bathroom. And as he comes back, goes, I forgot a little cream. Just like, you motherfucker. Ooh, what's this? Okay. So I brought up Godfrey a few times here.

Yeah. about how, like, he's just so, I don't know, it's just so racial these days. And I was a fan of this as well. So this is his tape. I still like him a lot too, but then this kind of really just bums me out. In all fairness, though, it's him online. Because like, whenever he sees me in person, he's like, yo, Nick, yeah, you do. No, I mean, he was here.

He was freaking awesome. He just gave us all compliments. He's awesome. But let me see if this refreshes. He's so talented. So there's this red carpet thing. And that's one of the, you know, one of, some people, they just talk about the way people are dressed, their style, and all the stuff.

So this is what happened here, and this is Godfrey's take on it. Real fast, though. He's your age. Dude, he's amazing. He's aging. He's a Nigerian prince. So well. That's a Nigerian person. And he's also jacked. Yeah. But he's Nigerian. He's like, you know. Let me see it, Jen.

Actress. She's going to be a future superstar. Fine as hell. I got to get a critter. And she was on the red carpet, and she had the little, little thin, little braids and stuff. She looked higher. Fire. She never. looks bad. There's some people commenting on how she looks.

So, she said, a look about this color moving forward, and let's think about this awesome, like, almost like, undone hair with the done dress. Actually, it's mirroring the ruffles on the dress, that beautiful hair, with the de Beers choker. And they say you can So she said,

a look of that, English lady, British said undone hair. They're upset about that. Undone hair, look or whatever, and then with like a done dress and then the ruffles kind of matches under. She goes, it looks, and she also says beautiful hair so hold on either way that girl is a 10 incredible she's a 10 and she has no problems and there are no problems that that that's you know what you know

what that woman is super privileged you know why because she looks 99% of people in the world don't look that you know much money kiley jenner paid to look like that yeah it's not about her this is godfrey's take on it so just just just keep watching right now with her unkempt hair her undone hair i think she's trying to match to ruffles on her dress i'm like who is is talking. What the f f f*** does that mean? I've had the privilege of meeting her at the Black Critics Choice Award. She thought my fit was fire. See my father? Oh my good. She loved it. She's pretty safe. She was so cool, so fun. You don't know about black hair by now? Black people have been around for a long time. We should know about box braids, afros, fades. You should be

knowing about that. Cornrose. I just thought that was tacky as unkept hair like she's some savage. Listen, this is the reason why. Now listen to me. closely. This is the reason why I say we should have our own shit. We should stick with our own sh**. Every time we go to these mainstream board shows, there's always happening, always side

happening, dumb. They act like there's dehumanization. Always slipping in stupid. Just like the stuff that happened at BAFTA. Now you're going, her unkempt hair, her fpped hair. He's just doing for content. He's a good dude. It's just, I get it. I get the

game. He's just playing the game. He's not actually upset. This is nothing. I really hope that's the case, Matt. She is so, you can't get over her, huh? I can't get over. I know, but the point is with this is, like, he's reaching there for that. Like, clearly the lady's not racist. It's not social media works now. You have to, it's rage baiting. Yeah. But then also, he's like, that's why we need to keep our own. Cool. Don't go to the Oscars. That's the Oscars, which, I don't know if you know this or not, the Oscars, in order to have them moving the Oscars, you have to have a certain a number of black people, certain number of trans, certain number of gay, in order just to qualify

your movie for the Oscars. Did you know this? There's a new rule set. So certain movies don't make it because they don't check those boxes. It's not good for art and it's not true and it's not, you know, it's nothing. But she, people like her are not, they're not any color. They're, they're what's called beautiful and the world opens up. So there's no color here.

She's got, I'm sure, white. And what is she? White, black. I don't know her. She's got everything in her. She's like just. I will say. She's as white as she is black.

Speaking of Oscar, sinners, crushed. Sinners is great. Did you watch it? Yeah, I love sinners. It wasn't my favorite movie the year, but it was amazing. Michael. My favorite, I'm also such a big horror fan.

I don't have you guys saw weapons. Weapons. Yeah, weapons is awesome. I've never seen a horror movie filmed so well, like putting together all the different stories. It may be sad in the end, though, man. Yeah. Fuck. Don't tell me.

I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it? It's probably one of the best horror movies I've seen since hereditary. It scared the shit out of me. It was so. It's just so, it's good. It's just good. So she's mixed.

She's white. Yeah. White mom, black deaf. Of course. She's as white. When Godfrey does that, it's just a bummer because he's just trying to like, you know, incite this hate. The woman was saying nice things about the way she's dressed.

And she called it undone on purpose, not like. She's saying undone like the ruffles on her dress. Yeah, there's nothing racial behind it. But Godfrey made it. He's playing the game though, Chin. It's rage baiting. He's played, we're talking about it. So if he went on there, it was like, you know, you felt for it, Chin.

He's been crushing social media. Gensufi got, Godfrey decides to get serious and he started like just posting. He's crushing. And because he's always been a crusher. His comedy's always been like, you know, good luck following him. I like all stuff except for this stuff. I don't like when he does this stuff. He's so big right now that he doesn't, he can't take the train in New York.

I love it. It's about time, man. He deserves it. Good for him. He's been in the game a long time. And he can't take the train because people will fucking start shit with him. Oh, that's why. I thought because he's famous.

They don't love him? No, a lot of people love him, but also like he does, you know. That's what people like my friends back in New York are telling me that like he just doesn't take the train anymore. It's not even worth it. Oh, well. Well, it's working then. But then again, if someone tried Godfrey, Godfrey would beat the dog shit. Yeah.

Godfrey's martial arch trained, jacked and fucking. Yeah. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. Yeah. Is that a Chinster? That's it. At least 56.

56. Mm, looking good. Damn, bro. Where are you boys going to be this weekend, man? The riot in Houston. That's where I'll be. And then I'll be in Buffalo, New York at Helium Comedy Club. Come get some.

Great club. Robine, California, April 10 and 11. Where are you going to be, Nicholas? So I'm on the 8th. I'm going to be in Charlotte. And then on the 22nd, I will be Stanford, Connecticut, and then 23rd. I'm at the Tropicana in In Atlantic City, New Jersey.

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