The Fighter & The Kid - Khamzat’s Biggest Test? Strickland, JDM & UFC Fight Talk | TFATK Ep. 1186

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

The Fighter and The Kid are back in the new studio, and Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down a wild week of UFC, combat sports, viral clips, and Gamebred Miami.Brendan talks about his trip to Miami for Gamebred Bareknuckle, including fight reactions, wild event stories, and why Brandon Girtz vs. John Teixeira stood out as one of the best fights he has seen this year. The episode also goes into Khamzat Chimaev vs. Sean Strickland, Strickland’s path to surviving the early storm, and why Khamzat’s wrestling creates such a tough problem for the middleweight division.Brendan and Bryan also debate Islam Makhachev’s dominance, Ian Machado Garry’s chances, Carlos Prates’ rise, JDM’s tough night, and why welterweight and middleweight are two of the UFC’s most exciting divisions right now.Plus, Bryan’s Hawaii stories, Callen’s son ditching him for a flea market date, Adrien Broner concerns, Theo Von at Stagecoach, Trump viral clips, Kentucky Derby talk, and more.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkSubscribe for more Brendan Schaub UFC breakdowns, Bryan Callen comedy, MMA news, fight reactions, and The Fighter and The Kid.Stash - Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER so you’re ready for the moment. That’s code FIGHTER for new Draftkings customers to turn five bucks into $100 in bonus bets instantly. In partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours.1-800-Flowers.com - Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast. Trust me, don't wait. To your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit https://1800flowers.com/tftk. That’s https://1800flowers.com/tftk. https://1800flowers.com/tftkO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. First of all, just want everybody to know. New vibes. Now, there's light behind us. Do we like the windows? We love the windows, but what we want is we want that natural light illuminating our face. Oh, weird.

It's like my wife told you that before this. Yeah, and if you guys think I look good like this, just fucking wait. Increase the exposure. Yeah. I'm not mad at the light. It doesn't feel like we're in dungeon anymore. Listen, I get it recognized for being on mad TV by people, and that means that that was 30 years ago. And those people are dying.

More than that. And that means that I'm aging slower than I thought, because they still recognize me after all that time. Now, I was in Hawaii. Hawaii. Okay? I was in Hawaii. I was on Waki-ki Beach. Water's amazing.

Weather's amazing. Went snorkeling. A lot of whites, because they ran out all the. Well, so I didn't realize that Hawaiians, the native Hawaiians, are just like Samoans. And their high school there, I think it's Baku, one of the high schools, is one of the most heavily recruited from the NFL. Oh, yeah. So big time. Prae Palomalo, got some boys out.

Yeah, yeah, get some big boys out there. Now, the Hawaiians, the indigenous Hawaiians are very much, they're Polynesian people, so they tend to look a lot like Samoans. and the average line, offensive line in high school, sir, in high school is 340 pounds. That's a big boy. That's some big boys in high school. But most high schools, like even in Texas here, it's about 300 plus. That's so insane. In high school, bubble.

You get some big, I don't know what's going on. Now, I don't think, and I thought about this, and I was talking about- Don't go to PDs. It's not that. No, no, no, no. I was talking to Jimmy Burke about this. Not PEDs. It's called being Simone or Hawaiian.

And I said, I don't think you and I, are making the middle school team. We're probably not... We're probably not starting. Yeah. I mean, that's not cool. Speaking of middle school, my son, who is 14 and now as tall as I am. And 14 is what age?

Freshman. He's about to become a freshman. He's an eighth grade? Yes, sir. So he'll graduate eighth grade this month. And then go, yes, sir. And then summer, then... And then we got high school.

And what high school? Santa Monica High School. Okay, that's good. Yep. I want to come out to... Texas, but I can't do that to my ex because my daughters are already leaving to college to Boulder. Can't be an empty nest. You know what I mean?

So she'll get depressive. But also you can't pull him away from the L.A. Sanamok. High school is pretty cool. Good area. Cool, high school. He's going to wrestle all that stuff now. Now, you know, when you have boys and you haven't gotten here yet, when you have kids,

but when they get to a certain age, they don't need you. Yeah. Now, my son and I talk every day. We're very close because we're the same person in a lot of ways. and I my flights I'm in Honolulu my flights late seven hours sir so I was supposed to land in L.A. at 3.30 have dinner with him then I'll leave the next morning now that's not happening I get it in like 1030 so I have breakfast I get there my son of course is sleeping in because he's 14 this is a Sunday this is a Sunday yeah I'm there my daughter's up we're hanging and he comes down

and we're going to have breakfast hang for the day I don't leave till 630 is sleeping Yeah, he gets up and he's like, oh, hey, we're laughing, ha, ha, yeah, you know, this, that, and the other thing, let's go eat breakfast. I got the day plan. And he goes, dad, I screwed up. I go, what happened? He goes, I really screwed up. I'm like, take it easy.

What happened? He goes, well, the thing is, I, there are these two girls that are coming over. Say less. And they're taking me to the flea market in, on Melrose. damn we're about to get sucked off the flea market hey hey hey hold on these are kids now careful careful now he's 14 careful now he's 14 I don't know what goes on but I just went at the flea market I go I go he go I go what the Hollywood flea market he goes yeah I screwed up though they're coming at 1230 so I got an hour of my son we go and get a bagel with my daughter we're hanging out and he's like

hey they're here I got and he grabs the pizza and he gets up and we got to I'm like what the we get up and we have to bolt back to the house. And there are two lovely 14-year-old gals there that are clearly, I don't know what's going on there, but they, my son looks at me and goes, Love you, Dad, gets in a way low. He's in the front seat. They're in the back. I see my son for one hour. He hits me with this.

He hits me with this. He looks and he goes like this. Like that. Your sons ever heard bros before hoes, man? Bro, I can't. I can't. I couldn't be mad. No, hell no.

I'm not going to be mad at him. No, what are you going to do? I would just watch my 14-year-old son just flurshing. Like a boss. Dude, what a nice Sunday for a 14. Dude, two bad bitches. How about that? The Hollywood flea market?

He's 14. I'm going to get a hand job and a fucking funnel cake. Hey, hey, let's not get into that. And get a vintage fucking kiss shirt. No, no, listen. What a nice Sunday. It was an innocent Sunday when they went to the flea market. Have you been the Hollywood flea market?

I don't, I don't know. about the Hollywood free market, but these are... Bro, if I'm single, yeah, I would go to that fucking flea market. I got you, but on a Sunday... We're talking about middle school. It's a hot girls love vintage shit. Got you, bro.

They got the fucking dream catchers and shit. There you are. Bro, I know, but... Raring to go. All right. You know what I'm saying? Money in your pocket. Hey, it's all friends.

And you can speak a few vintage... He didn't have money. He had the old credit card in his pocket. Yeah, he bought some shit from the hose. He took care of the waymo. I'm like, this kid's a stud. By the way, he's every bit of five. 10 practically that's good 14 that's good good good height that's good so he's got he's got his mother's

length of bone god what a nice sunday though good sunday and how how am i going to get mad at my son i get an hour i get an hour from i'm getting mad at your daughter she's like dad i'm going these two dudes i'm like no that'd be a problem that's not happening no no no correct and jerome and tyrone show she's 18 that's very interesting that would piss me off i'm like hold up you're choosing them over me i'm never here dude you need to get your shit together you are so right the son dude dude Dude, here's an extra 10, have fun, let me know how it goes. That is, I'm sorry, but that's correct. It's just the way it goes.

It's the way it goes, right? Yeah, it's like Rogan's bit about Harvey Weinstein. Like, if my son was like, Dad. Harvina? Yeah, if, if my son was like, dad, whatever, Harvina was like, hey, you got to suck my tits. I'm like, holy shit, you're the new Batman. This is great.

Right. If your daughter, it was like, hey, he wants to meet cat one. You're like, I'm going to kill him. It's just a different. It's a different thing. It's just a different life. But also my daughter chose. these two dudes over me, I'd be like, I'd be insulted.

I'd be jealous to. I stopped from Honolulu. I could have gone all the way to Texas, but of course I stopped in L.A. That would piss me on. So now my daughter, we have our thing, we hang. She goes upstairs because she's going to, she's done with me at this point, you know. And they got their film. So now I got seven hours to kill.

And I'm just mozing around. I'm just driving around calling people, calling people my age who'd be like, I'm like, hey, what are you doing? Oh, that Sunday call? I'm with my family. Hey, man, what's up? I'm with my family. What do you want to do?

Hang out and get ice cream, you a fucking loser? Bored. I just, I just milled about. Did you go down to Abbott? Sure. Yeah. Went to Julina. It makes you a little sad when you go down there, right?

A little bit, bump. Yeah, I was down there. I was in L.A. shooting that commercial. Although. And when I went down, I was like, man, the times we had. We had some good times. But it's a different time. Oh, yeah.

We had some good times, though. The best. Right? The best. Went trade for nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

A lot of creative down there. A lot of creative. With you and I. Yes, sir. Going to fucking, uh, what, intelligentsia. Yes, sir. And that's where fighting the kid. Yes.

Abikini Fight Club. All that stuff came. All that stuff. All that stuff. Writing Kid 3D there meeting Mitch. Yeah, dude. Yes. All that's Abby Kenny, dude.

Creative, creative time. Yeah. It's a good fucking time. Yeah, dude. It's so funny. And you just go there and you're like, wow, this is. And it hasn't moved much. You know, California, because they're so, like, LA is so business unfriendly, that it's hard for businesses to open and make money.

I bet Kenny had a lot of, like, open spaces for lease and for sale last time I was there. Oh, yeah. Like a lot of the businesses when we were there. Yeah, man. It just, it just, it rotates. I know. You know? But back to your kids, it does hurt your feelings when they want to do something else.

Like, even mine, like, I'm so proud of my son. I'm going to give all the cash. Dude, that's fun. So proud of it. Tell your dirty dad out went. Yeah. Even with Bosti and T, their best friend lives. And I told him, I said, hey, I can't sleep.

I get anxiety when you guys don't sleep here. And they like to do sleepovers at their neighbor's house. They look their best friends. And Saturday night, Dad, can we stay the night? I'm like, we can. You know, I get sad when you guys are gone. Oh, sorry, man. You're like, man.

But I still get it. It's too fun. It's too fun, dude. Oh, you don't want to sit here and watch the Dodgers with your dad? No. Well, no. Yeah. It's so slow.

There's nothing, though, like when, because you're a past this now. I hadn't seen my kids. I went to Hawaii on Wednesday. I get back on, I see them Monday. That's a long time to be away from my two year old and my four year old. Oh, the kid I was here. And they're, they're all cozy and squishy. And I get in bed with them and give them the old cuddles in the morning. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. That's the greatest thing. Yeah. While you were playing grab ass in Hawaii, I was in Miami. Miami. Yeah. I was in Miami. Flew in Thursday night. Cook the basic rat.

You know what I was about to interrupt you with? What? What? I was literally going to be like, there's another thing that I did in Hawaii. Like, and I was literally going to be like, I went snorkeling and saw a turtle.

And I just came and I went, that's a terrible story. See, you're getting better though. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you that story. It's so dumb. Snorkeling,

like, they're fine. Yeah, they're fucking. Oh, did you go snorkeling and see a turtle? Don't show me picture of a turtle I can Google. No.

Is this, oh, is this better than I get on Instagram? No? Shut up. Although the kid who opened for me, his name is Josh Staples, 21 years old, hilarious, and it's going to be something. Stuck on the island right now, though?

Stuck on the island from Texas originally. Big boy, big boy, built like a Samoan. That's cool. Great guy. Funny as shit, 21 years old, probably the most talented kid I've ever seen at that age. Oh, well? That good, yeah. Wow.

And he used to run tours with snorkeling. He goes, dude, he goes, you actually not a swim. I've had people come with me. It's a nightmare. I'll have some giant woman who's from another country, and she doesn't have to put flippers on. I got to put her on her giant feet. And then she gets water in her snorkel,

and she grabs me and starts drowning me. And I got to, you working. Yeah, but anyway, wait, so hit me with my... You still told your snorkel story. I still. And fucked mine up. That's all right.

I still told my snorkel story. Fuck it. I went to pipeline where they surf? Big waves? Yeah, those giant waves. That is a little scary. Like, they say, they say, if you're surfing. They say if you're a surfer, you're not a surfer until you've gone to pipeline or YMEA Beach.

I'm not a surfer. Yeah, because the North Shore has the coral bed and that wave will go. Khadoge! And they had a huge poster of this guy, Tameo. I think Perry Tameo, whatever his name is. He died. He died. He was killed by a tiger shark.

Oh, really? 50-year-old, yeah, 50-year-old surfer his whole life car. L.T. Gray got him. Big-time guy. And he was killed by a tiger shark, man. That guy right there. Tamayo Perry. It's supposed to be an amazing guy

and surfed his whole life. And they found his body, but he'd been all bunched up by a huge tiger. Damn, loss of an arm and a leg. Damn. Before bringing brought to shore. Damn. Pronced dead.

Ugh. Tiger charts are brutal, man. They're brutal. And they're, you know, 15 feet and 1,500 pounds. God. No thanks, dude. Yeah, that's a bummer, man. well it's a great white bite and the guy that's okay though yeah is it tiger apparently whoever made that

thumbnail doesn't know they're fucking sharks and it drives me notes wow yeah but um that you know when you see that how big those waves are and how the wind is blown like that you're like oh damn he was in pirates of the Caribbean too yeah wow yeah he was really loved apparently that's a bummer yeah oh you're gonna laugh when i was in miami on air i was telling you this on air, you know, my, I think I labeled the fittest city in America, you know, everyone's gorgeous. Yes. So women are, dudes. Would you say maybe best looking people?

Oh, yeah. Per capita of any city? I went down. It was like, for me. It was like their version of like the Topanga or like the outdoor mall because I was by myself. So I just walked down there to get sushi or whatever. And I'm like, what the fuck? It's ridiculous.

What the fuck? I look like trash. Everyone's dressed to the nines. Yeah. In crazy shape, blood asses. There's not a flat. It's not a flat ass to be found. Even the guys.

It's not a flat ass. Also, no fat people. Correct, sir. Everyone's in shape. There's not a flat ass to be found. And nobody's in flats. Everybody's in high heels. Yeah, everyone looked good.

Yeah. I had sneakers and jeans on. I was well underdressed. Yeah, you dressed well there. But dude, so you know, at the event, right, there's celebs there. There's everyone piling out. I'm like, fuck, everyone's dressed up for this bare knuckle fight. Take it easy.

And I'm on there talking to Jimmy. Corner my eye. This lady comes to probably late 40s, maybe 50s. the biggest titties that you have ever encountered in your life. You don't say. Not basketball. Basketball's don't do it justice. Like beach balls.

Like where she's on like, uh, nip tuck or that show. She's one of those gals who got, she got all the CCs. Buddy, buddy, two of them.

How much can you, how much can you stretch my skin? Dude. And I'm like doing like me and Jimmy talking fights. We're in the middle of a deep conversation about fighting. And I just see the other corner, I'm like, and I can tell everyone else kind of like, oh, man. Because it, everyone's like, what the fuck? And I just start laughing on it.

I started laughing. And Jimmy sent me under the table. And I like, oh, man, some interesting people here in Miami. Jimmy goes, yes, there are. Dude, I could not stop. Did the camera see her? No. Okay.

I know. They should have. They should have pan to it. Because it was like, I mean, stop you in your tracks. Like, oh. Yeah. But, excuse me. And you know what's funny about that?

And nobody wants to admit. it there's something sexy about it um in a weird way ching just google's giant boos of miami was it like this size yeah no bigger than those i'm telling you dude it stopped me in my there's something weird about it where you look at it and you go you're but she was such a mess yeah it's that that might have been probably her that's probably her yes yeah yeah like they know what i'm almost a thousand percent sure that's her i'm sure that's her i'm type in uh tammy the realtor she's got some tits on her

oh buddy what do you even do with those it's gonna make your wiener look like a fucking needle in a haystack it's it's a novel you know what you do you'll figure it out you figure it out it's a novelty god you gotta be a real dude

it's a novelty oh that's her that's her dude holy smokes so she looks like uh yeah holy smokes is right chin yeah that's that's her 1.6 million likes blow it out yeah that's

dude i love it when they'll relax blow they're out and they fart. Yeah, she's, uh... Oh, go back to you? Yeah. Go back, game bread. Right there. All thought I was bullshit.

There it is. Oh, what's the shack? Mama. Now imagine I'm on air and these two tits come into my... Yeah, that's a lot. Vision.

Now, where the fight's pretty brutal. Dude, that's... Oh my God. That's her with Matt. Yeah, Mennonis was there. That's hilarious. Have you ever seen anything like that? No, go back to...

Stop me in my tracks. Yeah. I was like, oh, I got to... Well, it's, I mean, it's, it's out of control. Can't fast forward or rewind. It's like coming into, um, it's literally like coming into a room with a baby chimpanzee in your arm and a bowl of constrictor around your neck. Oh, yeah. Like, it's just like, look at me.

She might come in with a peacock on her shoulder, like, oh my God. Yes. Yes. I've never seen anything like that. That's the whole point of what she's doing. But that is so out of control. You've never seen tits like that, right? No.

Yeah, it stopped me in my tracks. Some guy goes, huge knockers love it. This is the girl I dream of taking Applebee's with the gift card I won. Amanda Nunez is a... Her back has to hurt. Yeah. Yeah, that's... Where are her nipples?

Part of the fun, dude. Yeah. I wonder what happened there. And she's had her ass done, it looks like. She's selling houses, baby. Got to balance stuff out. Oh, she is. Got a pretty face.

I don't know. Man, y'all thought I was bullshit and we found her. How fun. You found that quickly, too, by the way. How funny is that? That, well, I'm telling you,

you never see anything like it. Yeah, she's, uh. Just a little bit like Coco. They're getting the bathing suit. I mean, which one?

Go down, go down, go down, go down, right there. This one? No, no, no, no, no,

that's a good one. Yeah, there you go. A good one. Now, she probably, how old do you think she is? I'd say she's probably 45. She's a pretty face. She seemed nice.

Yeah. But her dog is sitting on her tits. Yeah. She can float for a long time. So if she was shipwrecked. Yeah, they're probably like, let me see there. Let's just take this in.

This is very interesting. It's always those kind of guys hanging around her too. Yeah. That's a lot. But you remember that, have you seen that employee trying to get, well it's fake but that dude claimed sexual harassment said the employee the best come look at my cannons yeah the best all i thought about was cannons yeah like those are

can those are canons and you know that yeah that guy was uh i smelled i had hippo eyes anyway nobody talks like that no and if you know if she did she was trying to shake he was trying to shake the company down actually he was just making something up but look at the veins in them tits yeah well that's what happens boy those are weird crazy right that is so weird with this see you see that i don't do that i don't believe in that no one's cracking my neck like that i don't believe in that cracking

chin you never see when the they're doing this and they go to crack them they rip a big ass fart no go to that chiropractor uh cracks woman's back you've got a pretty face yeah no the again i'm not saying that the reason i was distracted she was ugly i'm saying she might as well she might as well had a a fucking cobra. You may be on fire, literally.

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No, go to a real one. That's really funny. My fart is ready to pop. Oh, I feel like my fart is ready to pop. Oh. Wow. See, you did great. Look at that.

Nice and easy. You fart. Yeah, no, thanks. You can give yourself a stroke like that. I got tense in that one. And relax that right shoulder for me. Fuck off. Oh, she was going to fart there, Chin.

You fucked that up. It's too hard to find. No, man. It's around here. Yeah, right here. Hold on. She's a little too comfortable talking about farting with a little bit, right? She farted there.

Don't fart. I was really squeezing my... No, I don't think so. It's going to be your S-I-Joint. Right in there. Crunchy. Right there. I think you like it here more than here, huh?

Yeah. I think that's dangerous. That's dangerous. I wanted to do that, really scared. I don't know. The chiropractors are like, I'm like, nah, I don't buy it. Sorry. May hear a little cracking. You okay?

You need to reposition? No, that was. wasn't me. Oh, it's probably just a table, so we'll be okay. Oh, maybe you could forward this later. Whatever, either way. Yeah, either way. Well, people fart in fucking yoga.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're like, oh, right. So relaxed, it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. I get, though, the push on your stomach and shit. What's that?

You got it, yeah. Yeah. So anyway, but yeah. That's so funny, man. She was at the fights. Fights were good. Fights were good. The first, the prelims were.

you well who's like you know my age 49 unbelievable fighting still 49 got it done early in the first round Anthony Smith won uh nice before and like three four weeks ago he didn't fight in Miami right there's some great fights though

oh breaks Alex Nicholson jaw oof he didn't break his Joe dislocated and they set it back there was a war but nothing crazy injury-wise. Yeah. Who was the guy he fought? Alex Nicholson.

He took it on short notice because he's supposed to fight Hector Lombard. Oof. Man, I don't know. You should what? So that Brandon Gertz and John Texera fight split decision? Hands down with the best fights I've seen this year, whether it's UFC, what? PFL, BKFC.

Really? It's so good. And it was, this is, this is MMA. Wrestling. Oh, yeah. Wow. yeah did uh and then that that daniel james who's uh six six versus tim johnson oh my god kind of a bullshit fight just holding each other on the fence and then halfway to the third round the guy is

all right enough knocked out he knocked out clipped him clipped him clipped him johnson not knocked him out but what made brandon gerts and to share us so good it was just so back and forth yeah give take give wrestling kicking just all really punching damn and brand and brandon Gert's face got jacked up. Man, there's those tits, man. I was going to show the height difference that's why. Oh, the 6-6 guy? Yeah. It was burning out there.

That's a great shot of you, dude. I love that picture. Thanks, man. That's such a good picture, man. You should frame that. That's a great shot. Pretty good shot. What are you doing there? Daddy's at work there. It's a great shot. I was getting up because there was a big knockout. So they said that guy's 6-6. I have shoes on, but they're small platform. They said that guy was 6-6?

Yeah, he's at 6-6. That guy's 6-3. Tops. When I got in there, he goes, Jesus Christ, man, all the heavy weights go, fuck, I don't know how big you were.

Like, yeah, oh, they get put on notice. All of them like, oh, fuck, I don't realize how big you. I'm a big boy. Yeah.

You are, you are a giant Samoan. Yeah. Like, there's, you're in Hawaii or Samoan, you're just fine. Nobody's like,

oh, man, you're small. You're right there with everybody. Yeah, everyone. Because you're also don't have any fat on you. Yeah.

So now you're kind of in there going, Yeah, I'm bigger than all you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't, you don't like come across that on camera. I remember the first time I met you when we first started to work together. And we met him at a coffee shop or something. And I'm just like, what the, I didn't realize you're that fucking big. Everybody says that.

Yeah. Everybody says that. Now, you are in, how, what do you, you wearing boots here? No, I'm in, uh, about similar to these. So you're only, you're probably six, five? Six five. You're six five in those. Yeah, every bit of six.

five. You are. Okay. And so a homeboy right there said that he was 6-6. Yeah, no, he was barefoot there though. Yeah. But he definitely six-sing. But he's a good, so then he'd be 6-4. At least, yeah. And he's the guy who won. Yep. I should have a fight. Yeah, those fights, they're fun. That venue was sick. I love doing them. I think the next one's

in September. That venue's sick, man. Is it? Yeah. Venue was dope. You don't have any desire to fight, right? Every now and then I'll get a bug, but no, not really. little bit and you get a little no but then reality hits I'm like dude what are you going to put your life on hold and do it but um yeah the venue's think I love doing I think the next one's in September and they have one more in Miami another in DR it's a good gig for you man and then they're like yeah we're going to go to rush I'm like won't be at that one you should go there not have been

an interesting experience for you I'm all good I'm almost that man I can't leave I can't just I can't leave that long so depressing it's so far kids I can't no they can't pay me enough to leave just not happening and then j then we were going to try and plan like a family of case in june and then bossy made the austin all-star team okay what's the schedule they play they have a tournament every weekend in june and practice twice a week damn so you ain't going nowhere but you asked bossy like came in would you rather whatever go to disney world or playing this all-star team's like all-star team all day his little beast he's a beast yeah a little beast it's so cool dude I love this man

I love this thing for you this is really good yeah I love doing it with Jimmy Smith man good God he's good hold on good a go to blonde calved his casting

that's one of Joanna's best friends oh okay got you yeah she's a casting agent in L.A and you know Joanna worked as a kid doing commercials so she that's like that's Joanna's godmother that's awesome yeah

yeah it's really cool dude yeah on the latina side she's like a huge casting agent listen man you just learn spanish and we can cast you as a learn some Hawaiian learn Spanish oh there she has a picture she has a picture of me and Joe with Canello go up Jim see it yeah yeah look at that look at that he's so much bigger than Canella hey Joanna you're the size of your head that's got to be the angle of the camera I get a big head compared to him, man. Do you want to put the two white Mexicans next to the white boy?

That's really funny. I look more Mexican than both of them. That's really funny. That's funny. By the way, you, um, he's, you that much bigger than he is? He's tiny, Bubba. Tiny. He has a thick neck and big, but he's tiny, tiny, Bama.

Oh, boy. Canell is so small, dude. Yeah, he is. He's not, he's not really. No, he has big shoes on there. He's got shoes on there. yeah he's probably five seven yeah oh five six yeah what wow okay no fucking fight though he can fight one of the greatest ever what's that coat made of i'd like

to know that little chinchilla has had white chinchilla it's albino human skin i think it's i think it's white chinchilla that's what i think that is you know what chinchilla is oh yeah soft soft not cheap. No. That might be alpaca too. Nope, that's a white chinchilla coat. I will guarantee. Can't be cheap. No. That's that's that's that's chinchilla. He's so rich though. I know but I want a chinchilla coat like that. Stick a little break because UFC 328 is here. Bubba. It's happening in New Jersey. You got the bad blood going down. It's Strickland. It's Hamzot. It's violence.

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Limited time offer. Look at that. 10 to 60 grand. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's, yeah. Uh-huh. Just that color? Yeah, that's it.

It's just white, too. It is the softest fur, and you got to kill a lot of them. Oh, my God. Chinchillas aren't big. No, they're not big at all. They're tiny. So you got, you got to, you got a, yeah, that's $64,000. Yeah, you're going to have to kill.

See how many. see how many chinchillas it requires you got to kill to make a full size, a full length coat, a full, a long 100, 200 to create a full length coat. That's a lot, okay? That's a lot of, that's a lot

of chinchillas and they're really cute. Because chinchillas are small, 100 to 200 pelts are necessary. Bring up a chinchilla chin. Let's see how cute. They're so cute. Are they? Yeah.

And where are they indigenous? But my thing is, Oh, fuck me. They're cute, dude. They're just fat mouses. They're fat mice. That's what they are. They're diabetic mice.

They're not their fault. They're just little plump mousy mous. Look at that one, dude. Man, who the fucks all chinchilla is like, you know what? I need a coat man on that. Let's get a 300 of murder. Everybody in America and Canada when they found out that Europeans wanted to wear them. No, fuck that.

Oh, yeah. That's where the whole fur trade, they would send it right out to Europe. But the thing about chinchilla, too. But the first. The furnerer makes sense. It's great if you're bumping in rubbing on people, but the inside's not chinchilla. Inside's like silk.

I know. So it could be whatever. It doesn't make sense. It keeps you warm. You want it on the inside. Yes. I want chinchilla on the inside and I have leather on the outside. Doesn't that make sense?

Or you do double chinchin. You do chinchilla on the out. Now you're getting crazy. Now you're looking at 120 grand. Looking at 120 grand. Now you're looking at killing 400 chinchillas. That one's cute as fuck. Where are the indigenous too?

I'm going to make a guess. South America. That's my guess. Where do you say? Yeah, South America, especially with the name like chinchilla. South America. Yep.

They thrive at high elevations, typically between 9,000, and it's hard to get them. That's why they're so fucking expensive. And you got to... Now they breed them. And you got to fucking rack up 300 and make one fucking coat.

What a terrible gig. Wow. Adapt to cold, dry climates. And how are they killing them? That's what's... I think they probably... Gas them. They drown them or...

No, you don't want to fuck up the fur, man. They probably gas them. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I guarantee that it's, well, let me see. Yeah. Fur farms. Oh, they're used to cause, man, they disconnect the spinal cord.

Dude, electrocution, gas them. Gas and see, I would gas them. You don't want to do it. Hmm. Damn, wait till they're seven to ten months of age. it's so brutal and for what so either there's other ways to stay warm

yeah but there's nothing like it yeah it's overrated what blanket did you give me was that fox when when you gave me a blanket yeah beaver

we still use it that's beaver that's beautiful though it's nice it's nice that's a great gift bossy sleeps with all the how great is that gift he loves it yeah loves it

and it'll last you forever forever yeah now now I don't know. During one of the uprisings with the Palestinians, they used a donkey and loaded it with explosives and sent it into, I don't know, someplace,

like a checkpoint and blew up. And killed a bunch of Israelis. And PETA wrote the Israeli government a letter expressing their outrage that they would use a donkey and innocent donkey. Oh, wow. There's not too concerned about the humans. No. They're like, how dare you use a donkey?

It's like, well, okay, but they're not. You got 100 humans. Yeah. Yeah. So. Do you watch the fights this weekend, Bubble? Yeah. I know you talked about this probably, but it's okay.

I'm just, for me, at the end of the day, I'm going to start smoking. Did you want to be like protest? Well, I want to be like protest. There's no, what a man. The guy smokes doesn't really seem to, they say it doesn't stick to a diet. That guy trains his ass off. There's no doubt. You know, this is all a gimmick.

But I love that he smokes. It's just like Joe Schilling. Some guys just smoke. They're just men. He's just too manly not to stop smoking. I love it. But I think he's such a special fighter and athlete. And he's got such special power.

He's very big for the weight class. And I think that it gives you a new respect for as if you needed it. Ian Machado Gary is so good. Watching that fight again is going to be very fascinating. But I would say this. I think you only get it if Ian Machado Gary were to beat Islam, which is a tough ask. It's all a tough ask because at the end of the day, well, I'll tell you what,

I think I'm a Chattergaria has a better chance of beating Islam. How? Love to hear it. Okay, I will. Because his takedown defense, I'm going to go ahead on a limb and say it's better than Prattis. What happens to Prattis if he fights Islam is he gets those long legs bunched up into a little bouquet. Yeah, but to the ground and that's okay. But Prattis actually has knock out power. He does have knockout. He does have knockout. Gary does not.

He does. So when you say Ian's going to be Islam, his kicks are nasty. Yeah. And he has the jumping knees and elbows. I mean, he's so happy. He's going to do any of that. How's Ian going to beat Islam? I'd love to hear it.

How's, By decision, Brian? By decision? How's Ian? Machado? Yeah. I will say this about, I would say this about Ian Machado Gary. He's got a very high IQ, fight IQ.

Sure. Okay. Okay. Now, Islam cannot stand with Machado Gary. I think Machado Gary. I think Machado Gary. edges is him out there. If Ian Machado Gary

can stand up and keep standing up and keep Islam from clothes it's impossible. You're trying to sell it. It's just not happening. But if he can stand up, he's got long legs. And stand outside and beat him by decision? He's got those long legs.

If anybody can stop a takedown, it's Machado Gary with those long legs. He's 6'3. And I would say the same about Prattis, but Prattis got taken down a bunch by Ian Machado Gary. So I'm afraid that he's just not used to that kind of wrestling. Now, if he even is smart, and he is, he has lots of daggies or Russians in there showing him every look.

It doesn't matter. It just doesn't. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No. You can train with Kibibin when it matters. Yeah, yeah. It's not been doing it since season two.

Yeah, but isn't there a way to neutralize it? No. There's no way. Who's done it? How about you stand back up? You stand back up. Okay. You can't do it.

No. And that's all they work on. Risk control and all that. And you're, yeah. The only way someone's going to beat Islam, and I think protest is a better chance, morale is definitely has a way better chance. You got to catch them. You're not going to beat him by decision. You're not going to beat them, edge them out on points.

You've got to catch them with a spinning fucking elbow, back fist, a flying knee, which he has. Just have one, two. No, that's going to be tough. Yeah. But that guy hits you with the right hand and you're going to sleep, man. He's knocked out so many guys. It's like they're all battling for second.

You're also thinking about that wrestling. Problem is when you commit. And it's on finishes you. He's a good finisher. So it's also like all these guys at 170 are just battling for second place. I know. That's the way it goes.

It's the way it goes. Unless one of he catches ass. And then you get a rematch and they beat you in the rematch, you know? Those leg kicks on Madelena that he was doing. On JDM. Oh, fuck.

J.D.M. just didn't seem like going to be in there. Well. Like his face, like, I know it hurts. Where's your poker face? Yeah. Oh. Huh. Oh.

He and his coach, like, what are you doing? His mind is, his, is, his mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. You know, it's also that's a. I know what's fucking hurts. He's also a motherfucker.

Carlos Prattis is a motherfucker. He's, he's just different, man. He probably feels different when he hits you. He's just, he's better. He's such a good striker. Smoking Sigs. Yeah, I mean, he's just a different kind of guy. He'd be great as a champ.

Oh, great. You got Islam sitting there in front of you. You got Islam sitting there. I mean, it's... But maybe Islam leaves, maybe Islam. I don't know, he's a little small for it, but Hamzad, if he wins this weekend, he can go to 205, so that leaves up 185. So maybe his mom's like, fuck it, I'll jump up there.

Who's in the 85-pound weight class that gives? Because now we're talking much bigger guys. Much bigger guys. I mean, Hamzot is up there now. So you think Hamzot goes to... Yeah, if he beats Strickland, he's going to jump to 205. Damn. DDP's massive.

Yeah. Mov's big. Strickland's big, big, Brinandall's big. Yeah, those are big boys. Those are very different. Joe Pfe is huge. Those are big guys, man. Yeah.

They're really big. That's asking a lot. I'd love to see the challenge. I'd love to see it, but... He ain't going for a long. He has so much work to do at seven. Like he has to get through Imichada Gary Has to get through Michael Morales

Has to get through Carlos Prattis. Yeah But I just Michael Morales is athletic as hell I'd like to see The Prattis has not fought Morales right? That's the fight That should be for a title eliminated

That's the fight That's the fight because Ian Machaad Garry and Islam are for sure fight And I think they were going to do July It might be September And then you would book Morales and Carlos Prattis Do it on the same card

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Yeah, I can't wait for that fight man Strickland Hansett Can't fucking wait Can't wait Why They hate each other It's a bad blood fight It is

It's interesting too It is interesting Because See if Strickland can See if Strickland can withstand That fucking Chessian storm The first two rounds Tough

Tough He stands pretty straight up. Yeah, but his takedown offense is always fucking solid. It's really solid, isn't it? But Hans-Ox-Hum-Las-Hia. Unless you're with Hamzot-Chimai. You're going to get taken down. Yeah.

Can you get back to... Unless your wrestling partners are Olympic gold medalists. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I'm saying... Doesn't matter. I'm saying... Chimayev's wrestling partners. Doesn't matter. What do you mean?

Doesn't matter. I've seen him take down those guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I'm saying. No, it doesn't matter. You're taking... He's taking, he's taking Strickland down, is what I'm saying. Yeah, 100%.

And he's taking those Olympic wrestlers and he's camped down. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter. None of it matters. And holding them down. Oh, yeah. Submitting them. What?

Monster. But stylistically, if Strickland can just weather those first two rounds, get on the feet, where gas tank out, yeah. He could do it. He has a shot. Strictman's not a big shot, but he could do it. Yeah. Stylistically, toughest matchup for?

Arms up. Really? Oh, yeah. Drake? cardio it's just how's that defense on the ground because it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming and i you could suffice the game playing can't be don't get to you know shan's shan's not had it's not felt anything like they've trained they've trained together he and comzot yeah you know shan's training a lot with luke rockehold who's got something to say as a wrestler you know older now but yeah yeah

You said Sean's train with Luke? No, no. Comsada is. Comsada is, yeah. Humphata has a lot better wrestlers than Luke in his camp. Yeah, he's got Olympic wrestlers. He's got Olympics.

Yes. Yes. I think that I don't know what Sean does to solve that problem. I don't know. Yeah, the camp would just be, you're going to get taken down.

We got Weatherstorm get back to our feet. Make him work those first two rounds. Don't get finished. And then we're going to get to work three, four, and five. Yeah, or Comzad decides he wants to stand with him because he wants a challenge. No. He's going to wrestle.

Yeah. Tough. But again, that's what that might be. I'm not mad at Strickland. You know, he's saying some pretty outlandish shit, you know, goat fucking all the stuff. And I think he's doing it to get Hamsat off his game plan. Get a mad. Fight reckless.

Try and get him mad, fighting dumb. Because otherwise, what are you going to do? Not a lot. What are you up for us, Jen? You know what? Let's start with, you know, let's start with this one because it's funny. this woman that identified as a dog now

here's the thing also no dog I've ever seen with the size of this dog I guess to be a giant English bulldog there's something wrong with these people like a lot of times you just see them and you're like you have so much trouble controlling your own biology

oh her rents late she's not crushing it no she's a delinquent cell bill she's on the ground barking at the floor community that can affirm her identity. Well, she found a community. The dog went, oh, you want to do dog shit? Cool. Yeah. It's so quick.

The dog was like, cool, your dog? I thought you were a dog. That's a Malinua. That's a Belgian Malinois. You don't want to identify as a dog anymore, huh? Turn back into a woman real quick. How did they become like that? What happened to them to end up like that? By the way, that's the most hilarious video I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, it is great. Well, that dog looks like he's just, he's just playing around with him. Oh, I thought you were a dog. What happened? You got up on your hands and knees. I think you're a dog. She's just not well. Excuse me, big fatty? Not a dog, right?

Right? Excuse me, big fatty? Not a dog. Yeah, it's just people get in, they indulge. They get to indulge in their horseshit. Have you seen this clip of Adrian Bruner asking for a, an Uber? On a live stream.

So, you know, Dean the great, he's like that annoying dude that he got elbowed by Tiki Gozen? Yeah. So he's, yeah, so I guess his filmmaker was in the same room with Adrian Broner, and this is what Adrian Bruner was asking.

That's him? Can't even talk, really. You want me to let him know? Oh, you? When we're getting back? I'll make sure you did that. It might be on. mushrooms you might be

it might just be high yeah I came over yet I came over yet you get over he might be drunk I'll tell you what's a bummer

is his friend that posted this like that's yeah why are you posting shit I got you I think he's been drinking a lot I never yeah that that's way too much though

a lot. Yeah, so anyway, Ryan Garcia offered to help him. That's cool. I don't, yeah, he was always pretty reckless, Adrian. Yes.

Always. Yeah. Dean the Great's camera leaks. No, he just posted it, man. Yeah. Poor guy. Didn't he come out of Floyd's camp?

Yeah, him and Floyd were close. Yeah. Brona was actually really good, right? Hell yeah. Yeah, no, he's a motherfucker when he's young. Oh, yeah. Oh fuck and this is Georgia back at Kail versus Georgia Polis I can never say this last name yeah Georgia Pullis rewind it chin oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

jrudeapolis is an athletic oh hands up for wrestling at Ohio State right no protect yourself oh it's still good though hands up get him get him oh snap oh that's a big boy oh oh yeah Oh, that guy's, yeah. Oh, oh. You know what? Yeah, he's Crip Maccas, it cracks me up. Yeah, he's funny. Yeah.

I don't know he's doing boxing. They're all doing this live stream stuff. They're all doing this weird stuff these days. Yeah. Oh, this has been great. Have you seen this one? Talas Santos? She got bust taking steroids.

She goes, listen, my husband was a bodybuilder, so he was using steroids. We were rushing to go train in the rush. I ended up taking some of his by mistake. Hey, hey, Talia? How much did you take? Hey,

we're not four. Like, even my, even my stick, you're like, what the fuck? How dumb do you think people are? Did you,

did you, did you take it for four months? You shoot it up. Do you guys know anything about it? It's actually happened to me. I was supposed to be taking vitamin C, end up injecting trend for 12 weeks. Straight accidents really do happen.

That's fucking hilarious. It's actually happened to me. So let's take her on. I end up injected in trend for 12 weeks. Yeah, that's like, now she's a fighter. Yeah. She was UFC fighter. I don't know if she's still with the UFC.

Hey, bro. That's why it's a fucking headline, right? Look at her arms. Yeah. Yeah. My bad, I actually took my husband's steroids. It's crazy. Is there oral ways to take Quinn and Oxandolone, though?

Yeah, there's oral. So that's probably why she's trying to do that. Fuck, Claire. Yeah, I didn't. that clenbriol you can actually rub on your skin oh like like trt oh no i haven't heard of that clen you can take uh pills you can yeah you're not mixing it up for vitamins though no it's so interesting all right um so theo vaughan he was at stage coach and remember we're talking about that girl i'm dog this a while i know but still uh i saw him

posting recently about this. He kind of sang, right? He sang, yeah. He actually did a good job. She's the biggest country music artist in the world. Damn it. I saw, I'm on kid with this cowboy hat. And I thought to myself, I can use some of that.

She has some slappers, too, man. Got a good voice. And it was pretty dope. We didn't know we needed. Yeah, everyone's saying, like, you know, that's the best PR move for them, too, people want it ever since she's been on this show they've been wanting them to hook up together but obviously we don't know what's going on yeah it's still cool either way it's cool yeah she's and

she's like freaking humongous right now too massive massive super pretty too talented yep yep she's been doing it forever spirit airlines close yeah what do you guys think about this oh no I mean they went out of business like if like people were waiting for their yeah they have flights they're like uh we're we fold shut down customer service too like listen we all yeah yeah but then also what took so long I figured this was coming for years. All flights and encounters are customers no longer available. They're like, uh, nothing to see here. It's terrible, man. But then Trump said he's going to buy it. Um, and there's like another guy. He did this like a go-fummy type of thing. And they actually raised like,

I think in the millions or something like that. Oh, you're going to do a lot more than that? For just like the, I know, obviously, but. But if Trump buys it, he has the money to get it. Yeah. And he said he would actually be, when you go to Trump Airlines? No, he tried that. He already tried that. Didn't work out. airline it's tough man yeah they say if you the way to make a fortune in the airline business is to start with a bigger fortune yeah yeah but that sucks that just came out of nowhere too does it suck i mean for people that can't afford regular flights you know yeah they didn't have a ton of options there's always a nightmare to deal with i've flown spare before and then

the thing is too with Southwest now you gotta buy seats now yeah they got rid of the open oh let me a sign seating yeah cattle call yeah I kind of like it though no not me I like the cattle call I like the catacall call I like the signed seating

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She has the biggest ears you've ever seen. He wants the leases out to states like Texas, Ohio. Well, the best man to tell you that is a man to hear that question with those beautiful ears. Woo! I think the answer to that is where we, he just clouted him with a compliment. Big, beautiful ears. You hear that?

Big, beautifully ears. You hear that with your big ass ears? You got big ears. People very interested in our mission. And those big beautiful ears. As a man, that's nothing you ever want to hear. Man,

you got big beautiful ears. What the fuck? I'd be laughing. I don't like I didn't laugh. That's fucking funny. He kind of laughed. He was also like just embarrassed. No, I'm saying the black guy and the one.

Oh, I know. No, there's a big. Because they're probably appalled like, Jesus Christ. It's an insecurity of his. He's so funny. He was, I don't know, I bet he heard that question with his big beautiful hairs. Yep. Big beautiful ears.

Trump's hair cracks me up. Yeah, it's tough. No one gets it, yeah. Okay, I know this is kind of silly, but it's also very like a monumental. This was, I watched this a lot. Those two brothers? No, it's the first woman trainer. In 152 years.

For her horse to win the Kentucky Derby. I don't know what goes into training a horse. Like, I don't know much about it. You know what I'm saying? But it's huge news. Everyone's posting about this soon. It is big news. I just knew Brennan would talk smack about this.

Well, it's big news, but I don't know. What I'd really be interested in seeing what goes into training a horse. Mm-hmm. Right? Like. Let's check out this moment. Hold on. When I tell you, I don't care a lot.

Give a flying flog. I know you care a lot about this. I don't know why it's men, woman. Who gives a fuck? It's the sport of kings. It's so much money involved. And by the way, he won Jose won from the very

back and he went all the ways at the front. It was amazing. So the trainer's female. Yeah. And the trainer, not the rider. That's a lifetime. Look at that. Look at that. It's actually the biggest deal in the world. That video with music makes it pretty cool. Like it's the biggest deal in the world.

Wait, that's a she? Yeah. Okay. No, no. Man. That's a man. So with jockeys, do you know much? about jockeys. They literally, they literally suck weight. So, Brendan's just confused. Hold on. The writer is, I know much about jockeys. No much.

Straight man. Hold on. Hold on. Jockeys suck so much weight because it makes all the difference. Oh yeah. They're super small. No, I know. And they starve themselves. Yeah. And they take Adderall, they take blow, whatever they have to to just not eat, dude.

And they're just so empty by the time they got on. Yeah. And then they hang on the horse. right and while the horse does all the work well no no the horse you got to ride the horse properly sure and then the horse does all the work so this is this is important because of a woman train the horse to run fast and that's ever been getting done see what a trainer does like what is the ratio between genetics and what a trainer does for a horse the fuck you're talking about like i guess they train the horse. To run fast.

You keep the horse in shape. Wait, hold on. The trainers for the derby, though, so. Now, I would imagine she might ride the horse herself. Let me try this first. So it's like wearing a weighted vest

with all due respect because she's bigger than the Johnny. Oversee their horse's final preparation is that I can bring multiple horses to the track, advise jockey. Hey. The more you look into it, the more you're like,

Not a big deal, is it? What do they, yeah. Is there any more detail on it? Like, what do they do? They motivate the horse. Watch a 17-minute video. To run, because that's not natural what horses do. This is important.

Hold on. Yeah. Oh, she's not riding the horse. Brennan. Dude. Brendan, she's a horseback rider, I'm sure. It's about aerodynamics, Brian. And it's a weight issue.

Then the rules. She runs a train. She manages all aspects of training, okay? Conditioning, entering high-low horses for racing with over $32 million career earnings. Wow. She's made $32 million. She manages daily training. The overhead's crazy.

Beating exercise regimens. Yeah. But 152 years, that's pretty damn impressive, man. Oh, yeah. And then the dude was crying. Jose Ortiz, I think his name was. Hell yeah. That's a big deal.

You win that thing. Probably life-changing. Damn. All the rich people go there to all the famous. So let me say the richest. Yeah. Oh, that's the richest, yeah. Those horses are $100 million and shit.

You've seen that? See how much the most expensive race horse has gone for? Rice horse. Righte's horse. I'm sorry. Sorry, man. $70 million. $70 million.

That is insane. A horse. God, crazy, dude. That's why they're so well guarded. You don't get in there. I wonder why this is the thing that people, rich people love so much. I don't know.

There's so much to it, I guess. Like, it's a whole lifestyle. Yeah, and they love going to the events. The breeding of it, everything. Damn. Okay. It's not my thing. This is so funny.

This was kind of cool, too. This guy sucks. So this is just basically a lesson in karma. And this is in Korea, it's a Korean fighter. Yeah, well, there's TRIZ too's fantastic. Yeah, well,

there goes that. They just let him, they just let him tee off on this guy. Well, celebration, too, is fantastic. I mean, you got to just let him, what's that? The celebration at the end's good. And you know there. See what's up kemina.

This is the beginning. And then you saw what happened afterwards. Yeah, he's just a... You know what he is? He's a tool. He's a tool. And he got dealt with. There's like two viral videos of this happening too.

And it's always like some dude versus an Asian guy. Do you see the one where the dude had face tattoos all over? And he's like pushing him doing, being a dick and he got destroyed. It's embarrassing. Yep. Yeah. Um, you look like you love me. Mm-hmm.

Is that it, Chinster? I think that's it, boys. Are you on the road this weekend, Paul? Nobody. Oh, you're going to watch Strickland Homz up. Yeah, I'm going to watch Strickland Hamzat. Um, okay. It's going to be good.

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