The Fighter & The Kid - Kountry Wayne | TFATK Ep. 929

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

Kountry Wayne joins Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub for the first time on Fighter and the Kid! The guys talk Kountry's insane work ethic, getting into comedy, music, his Netflix special, inspirations, current events around the world and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK

We got we got country Wayne coming in one my faves. Yeah, I've been following suit for a long time I'm kind of started around the same time. Okay, and I had about 30 tour dates on the books this dude I think at 300 he's it's gonna be a very interesting you know what you're gonna need all your wits about you before because he's a sharp Smart dude his work ethic mobs you on the floor. You need some magic my dude. I'm telling you super charged right now daddy Get that brain right. You don't need coffee, you get that flow state. Get into a flow state. You get mental clarity.

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If you don't know who he is, you're living under a rock. Well, I read, he sent me some articles. I want to educate Brian. I don't know about you for hot, saying little younger than he is. But I'm crapy. Because I remember, I don't know, because how long have you been the headlining comic? Since 2016. so it was yeah

I was probably right when you were first starting like 2017 16 Oz at Palm Palm Beach improv in Florida And I was doing the late show you doing the early show and I was talking the manager and I was like crowd was rowdy like you were lighting them up and the manager I was like who's out there in the first show? and the crowd was rowdy. Like you were lighting them up. And the manager, I was like, who's out there in the first show? He was like, you sold out, man. It's country Wayne.

I was like, country Wayne. It was like a white boy from the country. He's like, no, you're way off, man. And then a white boy from the... Yeah, I watch. I was like, oh, this dude's hilarious. They came in the back. I remember you were like, yeah, I'm the road non-stop.

It was like, something crazy. Yeah, it was crazy. A hundred dates back there or something not. It was, I was on the road, man. You showed me the schedule. It was every weekend. I was, because I was trying to catch up from, not being a experienced.

I was like, I got to overwork to, you know, you coming from an internet, so I was like, man, I gotta use this time. You're so smart though, because you see a lot of people that get internet fame, then they have to get up on stage. And if you haven't put it in the work, it, it, it. Last one you'll see them like they're big on YouTube or the big on TikTok or Vine, whatever.

And then they start headlining and then a year goes by like where'd they go? Because they don't they don't put in the work. You because the audience you you got one year. Yeah, you can't go back. You can't show you can't go back. Uh-huh. You want to do you want to grow? They said you still got the audience, but they do this every year.

Yep. And you can't grow until you got the, you can't cheat the work. You cannot cheat it. There's no way nobody ever did it. And you're not gonna feel good about their fruits if you don't work. So yeah.

And then think about that. You go from off the social media fame, decide to become a headlining comic. You put in all the work. You're doing more dates than everybody. And then down the road, like seven years later, eight years later, now you got a Netflix special. And it's just not one of those ones where you have to advertise it yourself.

Like me, my girl watching last night, bam, you on the front cover, don't you? Yeah, man. It's wild. And it's crazy. My wife sent me this morning a text message Sev on 2017 I posted which which should I shoot my the same day that the special drug? The same day, which I do my standout special it was like so it was like to me was divine man to be you know They had a Netflix special. I always had faith. I was gonna get one, but you know, it was God's timing But yeah, man, it's on it's a real right now for sure. Well, it's gonna boost your ticket sales like something crazy.

Yeah, that's how you get stratospheric after a while. That's what I'm hoping. You came from, like that story of the story, while I'm in from what seems like impossible odds, where the only way, I remember like Louis Armstrong, great, you know, he said, where he came from in New Orleans, you either were a gangster, a pimp, or a preacher, and that was it for you. And if you were a gangster, you knew what was

gonna happen. You were gonna be dead or in jail, it was just a matter of time. And it's just like the story about, you know, I think it was your uncle who turned you into basically like here. This is the only avenue, which is hustling. Huslan, man, selling drugs, like, you know, it was the, man, that was the only thing in that country time you had to do that. You go to a factory and work. And I had already had some kids. So that factory reject that. It wasn't there. There's no What's in coverings work? Can I but you but you're gonna be working. There's a chain first thing not the the hype up drugs on you still got a hustle You got a hustle the work ethics still has to be there. We got to be there. He can't get half your own supply

It can be a lazy drug dealer. Yeah, honey. You know, I'm saying I was a hustle. I was good and dodge bullets Yeah, you were good though. Yeah, I was I was good at it. Oh, I was very I was a good salesman You never think you let me ask you this Do you ever wonder like how much what do you think the percentage is on? Because I always feel like people like you would have been successful no matter what I mean you Regardless you would have figured out a way. How much of that you think is what you were born with and how much of it was Being on the surface of your of your I mean, it's a hard question, but figured out a way. How much of that you think is what you were born with and how much of it was being on the surface of your hooker?

I mean, it's a hard question, but. I think to be honest, that pressure helped because I know a lot of people who gifted, but that pressure is either gonna make you a break you. That's the truth. It's like scratching off a lot of the ticket, a lot of the ticket and putting it on the machine. You really don't have to scratch that ticket.

You can scratch the barcode and see. So I just think that pressure just puts that, puts that in competitive edge. I think you got to have people say, I'm not being competitive, you must be competitive at least with yourself. You got to be competitive. Of course you do.

Especially when you got little ones relying on you. Yeah. Like what's that? 10 little ones. 10. That's him, yeah. 10 little ones. 10. That's him. You know, plus their mothers and plus their cousins and plus their cousins.

Hey, you don't never stop. It was gone. Yeah, the 10, I wish that was it. It's money just 10. You can manage it. It's not my kids, because just moving out, just stay with me.

Yeah. Everybody else disappear. Oh my God. The money would be ridiculous. It's not the kids. It would be ridiculous. Not the kids. It's what can't win the kids. It's so true. But now, even on my dad,

it's like on YouTube or Instagram, if you're doing well on there, like, dad, this reached a million views. He's like, oh, that ever. But when I was on showtime or Comedy Central, then all your family and friends, like, oh, you're rich now. So for you,

having this massive phone and social media, now they see on Netflix, like, oh, you're rich now. So for you having this massive phone and social media, now they see on Netflix like, oh, he's Tyler Perry. Santa Claus. Where's our money? Santa Claus. They FaceTime me, man. They some more. Oh, congratulations, my sister in the background.

We're rich. I'm like, oh my goodness. You don't know. I'm like getting paid off the views on this. Exactly. You're saying, and then hopefully goes well. This, it's like you don't. I'm like getting paid off the views on this. Exactly. You're saying that? And then hopefully it goes well. This is a big commercial.

That's what it is. That's how they advertise it. Don't they say NFL players? The first thing they tell you is with the NFL that I have a meeting back, you will go broke not because of the cars you buy or the house you buy. It's family. It's a family.

It's a really family family. Family, boy. Family, man. Hard to say no. It's hard to say no You got to put them to work. You got to put them to work. So I just put everybody in the skates man My content I make everybody work Everybody no child labor laws here. Oh, no work. Hold your kids. What's your fan 18?

The oldest and the youngest is one Across the board. It's like one, but it jumped. It's a big job, it go one. Six, nine, 12. Somebody's gonna be working on that. 14, 14. Oh, 16. 17, 18.

16, 16, 18. Now, we're gonna tie you up a little bit. We're gonna tie your tubes up. Oh my God. We're gonna have to get that because that's a lot. Now it's good to move them into a big compound. I got, they all stay in my house. Okay.

They all got a room and their moms houses are right around my house. Smart. But I use their houses as studios because I shoot my content at their houses too. And it's right off. Yeah, so their houses, if I pay for, if I pay your bills, I won't come and I won't keep your boyfriend there, excuse me sir, but.

I don't work to do. Also you want to be in the skip? Yeah. You want to be in the skip? You want to be in the skip? Everybody can be in the skip, man. I don't need any money though, because I got that.

You want them to have a boyfriend. You want them to have a rich boyfriend. You want them to have a husband. I'm praying, right? I'm praying for them. You just want them to just like marry somebody rich. But they're, I'll pay for the wedding. They came find them, I don't know what it is.

They came find them. It was in the rich man out there who got good heart, man. I've played them, baby months. Yeah. But also what's interesting too is like, I'll say his $1,000 yard stare, he's like, oh, he's so stressed. But Netflix is a big deal and it's gonna open you

to a new audience, but you're fine even if Netflix didn't come along. That's what's dope. That's what building your own thing, owning all your own shit is the move because you don't need that cosine from Netflix or HBO, showtime, or common central. If they come, all good, but you're outing still there

because you build it organically. Yeah, I've been growing and that's why I can't feel it. Everybody's been asking me how I feel, having a net feel, it's just, I really can't feel it. It's like, when you know when you're gaining weight, you don't really know to one day, you look in the mirror like, wait a minute. Yeah, I love how I got to switch these mirrors.

Get old. Yeah. But I've been, nothing never happened in my career yet. It was like a big boom. Everything been there. I've been working, even before comedy. So was like a big boom. Everything been there. Gradual. I've been working, even before comedy. So I always been working, working, working.

So I can't feel, I can't really feel the Netflix. I just know I'm acting out like, yeah, it's Netflix, but I can't really feel it because I'm like, man, I'm grounded every day. I'm dropping 10 skits every day. I think that's how it goes. I really do. I think we always talk about that.

Like, you'll hit certain milestones and then the problem is we're too busy tomorrow. You know what I mean? You're too busy that day to kind of stop and how long have we been talking about having a celebratory dinner in general? Never happens. Yeah, we don't do it.

You know what I mean? Like, it's a good busy. But I mean, you might see a increase maybe in your views on your skits or really you don't see the impact on social media in the space you're in. To me, you'll find a difference from your peers. You might get attacked from somebody who's like,

oh damn. That's what it is. That's when you know the guys you look up to reach out, like, oh damn, that's how I know I'm doing something right. Cameraw told me that before the first, but he didn't even know I had a special comment, but he was like, oh, I'm a fan of. Kimmy Hart told me that before the special, but he didn't even know I had a special comment, but he was like, I'm a fan of you and your business.

I can't say I'm a fan of your comedy yet because I haven't seen your stand up. Yup. I was like, wow, man, I can't wait to teach you when his special draw. Let's see what's up. You see it now? I'm like, I've been secretly working on that stand up.

That was my gym because I knew the stick. I knew I'm not stupid. Everybody knew in and there coming as we couldn't do stand up. So they have, if I knew if I could be the first one, cause it was me, even before me, you know, the big guys were looking for, you know, you know, he cross over.

So many of them failed though. Yeah. Not too many of them. Yeah. Most of them failed as far as being legitimate stand up. I wanted to be the first one. I wanted to be the first one that make it to Nick Fliggs doing stand up. That was my goal.

And that it be that appears and be like, I respect it. There it is, yep. So I took stand up series, man. I studied the game. I watched a comedian and know why that worked. I was like, okay, that's why they do that. And that's why they do that. And that's why they do that. That's why they did it. Oh, they got a point of view. Yeah, you watch it. If you want to see somebody who really crafts jokes well, Michelle Wolf. Oh, you don't shut up. Oh my god. Oh my god.

She said I've been watching her the last few days. The way she crafts jokes. I'm like, I mean, I feel like and I don't want to say this like, I feel like, and I wanna say this, but I feel like if she wasn't a woman, she probably would have, her special probably would have been. We've been there. 100% that one. How did that happen to you, the other night?

Red hen. Ha ha ha. That's hard. She's so good though. The way she crafts a joke, the economy of words and everything else. Ooh. Ha ha ha. You got him.

You got him. Just to elephant the room, man. I'm elephant the room. Red heads are top. You're right. Red heads are top. All right. She did, as you did.

She won't blew up. I had to warm blue. Name a red head besides gear top that blue up. I don't trust her. She has more of an armor. Oh my god. I can't get the armor. I don't trust him. She has more than Auburn. Oh my God. I can't offer. I don't trust him in little ways.

I don't trust him, come on. I was like, is he really spinning this like this? Every joke. It's crazy. So you might be, yeah, she might be the best joke. I woke up, I woke up the three morning. But did you, you know, she did the lighthouse, corresponding and lit them up. Oh, I know. She's a savage. Such a good writer. I think what it it's three morning, but did you, you know, she did the lighthouse, corresponding and lit them up.

Oh, I know. She's a savage. Such a good writer. I think what it is sometimes, man, I think sometimes, for people who are real good on stage, is that delivery is still theater. Because sometimes,

I know people be too seldom. Sometimes you gotta punch that. Sticking, you gotta stick that. You gotta stick that. It's like a, I lose weight on stage, man. Oh yeah. I lose weight. It's really workout because you gotta use that diaphragm.

I learned, especially with black people. You gotta, they ain't playing. You gotta go to church with them. I get a white audience. I'm like, oh my god, they let me take my time. It's gonna be easy. This is gonna be easy. They respect it.

Yeah, I learned not to, I learned not to. This is tend to be more participatory. Yeah. If I may. Yeah, they wanna, they wanna feel it. And look like that. This is tend to be more participatory. Yeah. If I may. Yeah, they want to, they want to feel it. And it's because that's how church was. Side churches. Hey, and I went over there.

I was like, man, so when you on stage, if you're doing this, they really, It doesn't go well. It doesn't go well. Yeah, I do. I never ate more dicks than when I open up for Miss Pat. Here in my, in my hammy. And I didn't know and Tom's girl hit me up

because he used to work with her and was like, bro, cut the bullshit, come with the fire. I'm like, I got it, bro. It would did not go well. First five minutes I was like, oh, I'm eating dick right now. And then I finally got it back and then Miss Pat came out and because you know, when they were cheering by the end, then when I get our stage rooms packed goes out

and I didn't know that she's like, you're all gonna cheer for that white boy like that? I was like, whoa! Hey, what the fuck? Yeah, she's a savage. She's basically Joey Diaz of female comics, yeah. She's a savage. Yeah, she reels, man.

It's a medium between those audiences. I went to Edmonton, Canada, Canada and all that. And I learned, you know, but I had- That's a very different culture. Yeah, it's a different culture. So I learned how you know, but I had. That's a very different culture. Yeah, it's a different culture. So I learned how to bounce between those audiences because I'm like, you know, I grew up in those towns too, I grew up in those country towns.

So I knew how to policy. And when you were first getting to stand up, who were you like trying to aspire to get influence from? Like who were your guys? Like even in the space, like you thought, I like the Sidger, in the Tainer. That's why I was stage. I'm just saying in general,

like that whole comedy, the social media, YouTube, influencer, I just see, I love them. I just knew they were winning. So I was doing music at the time, I quit. Cause I did something different on live. I just did the skits. I did act out on those skits. So I think I was just inspired by the game,

and just from a living color, the Saturday Night Live, the day should pale. When I seen what people were doing online, I just seen numbers. I didn't see what they were doing to try to aim. I'm like, oh, I'm a, do your own thing. I'm a dude, what I think. You got business money. Yeah, what I do, what I think was work. I was acting out those situations. Because there's some sadges, like Lil DeVal's a monster, and then do, what I think is work, I was acting in out those situations. Because there's some savage, like little devalze a monster and then he, you know, his stand-ups great. And then he does the music, then he got King, King's my boy, King's great. King works his ass off too.

Similar to you with the stand-up, where again, I don't know anybody does much work into the stand-up and then also comes from that social media that you do. And that's been for a hot second. For a hot. That's that grace period. You have to do it in that grace period because your fans give you that first time. They know you're not that good.

So what's most comedians do on internet. They got big in northern stage. Then you try to come back and now they're expecting you to be at that level and they're never going to let you grow. So it's like it's a timing thing. It's like driving a car. You got to mess the clutch and shift the gear at the right time. When you pop, you must go A, and it's stand up because we all want to dodge it.

I even wanted to dodge it. I'm like, I'm dodged stand up. I'm gonna stay in the world. But stand up will be the one thing that will always be there for you. Exactly. Because you know with social media like these, like putting out videos, the minute you stop, the minute you stop, the minute you stop, you aren't in that algorithm.

Like that, that, that go round and all of a sudden, that's it, man. See you later. That's why I had to pay. I had to pay other people to post, like I post 10 videos a day, but on the two or three of those of me, I pay, I gotta, I pay people to keep my page.

It's a full-time job. Yeah This this day in AIDS I get the full-time kid, but stand up will always be once you start developing that audience and They get loyal to you and you're and you were able to communicate for an hour on stage Mm-hmm, and you can sell 2500 to 5000 tickets and now you're set. You save, man. Well, depending. You never set the life. You have 10 more kids.

We'll save you. I need both of them right now. I need both of them. Of course. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break, dude? I'll take a break and spoke in Washington. You're a GenC theater on Sunday.

In Joaquin Illinois. I've never heard of that, and that's fine. Sunday, just a couple of weeks. I don't know my maps. If you wanna come sit in a theater and watch me crush it for an hour on a Sunday on a Wednesday, on a Saturday, on a Saturday, on a Saturday, on a Saturday, on a Saturday, on a Saturday, on a Saturday,

then come out. It is seven o'clock. Forget something at a football, baby, go see Brian Calon. And we are competing at Saturday night football, so anyway, it's not a big deal. If not a football or sitting with your family on Sunday, you come out to the Genesee theater. And I'll be in Spokane watching one my favorite

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and what we were doing the show and Bill did something, I thought it was really funny, but you know, he was doing his thing, he's trying to figure it out, and he had just shot a special. And I said, it was good. And he goes, I hate this, I hate this period of time. Yeah.

I go, I know, he goes, I just, like, because you always think, can I write, can I ever, am I gonna repeat myself? Can I come up with new stuff? Is this ever gonna be the case? And I've never not felt that way after a special. Oh, so you always feel like you go, I went to six months of writer's block just recently.

I was like, I'm finished, I'm done, it's done. Or you ever see a bit, you're like, I don't know how the hell that came about. Oh, bro, that's not how the hell did that. That's now, how did I get? Now after a year of just going like this, you're I know how the hell that came about. Oh, brother. How the hell did that? That's now how did I get now after a year of just going like this? You're like how the hell? I'm a nightmare to I'm sitting there fucking I can't I saw I get my life is shit, you know, I'm in that period now. That's why I can't feel the special because I'm like I gotta go be that guy. That's right. You can't enjoy it.

I can't enjoy it. They because like I'm all they sitting in the seagulls for the tour. I'm like, okay, yeah, what I'm gonna say. You will though, you will, I promise you. I'm doing it now. I'm in the coming club now. I got about 40 minutes of new, but at 20 of that was already stuff. I just didn't use them, especially.

I got about 25. Yeah. A brand new jokes within. It took me, I started in August back on the road. It come to club. It took me about a month and a half. I got like 25 and new stuff. When you were first starting out with stand up,

did you ever have any set you remember where you just ate shit? And on the back like damn. Oh, man, I just, I hosted it first. So I hosted it first, I didn't ever take their risk. Smart. I never took it, I never took a risk on stage. I always had something else going on.

So I ain't never run towards the money. So I just played it, and I always was a mental learner. I could learn mentally. Like all my jokes, I work out in my head. Once I work out in my head, I don't have to test it on stage. I sit there and I think, and I could talk it out to people around me, and they don't know I'm trying to beat, but no, I don't think I knew I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I this sort of work ethic and about life. Talk about that because you start to get that.

Because you know, like, yeah, you were talking about how I think you were in a car and your sister said something like, or somebody said something like, you stuck. And you were like, stuck. As my baby, my mom, my mom. Yeah, and she said you're stuck. So if I, if somebody's a father's child support,

you're gonna be in that factory the rest of your life and you're never gonna break even. So what did you do to get out of these impossible odds? It's that freedom, man. I know how freedom feel. I had a lot of freedom when I was young, come on mom, transition at a young age. So I would work my butt off like Jacob in the Bible

to be free. So to have that freedom where I don't have to do this if I don't want to. I can't stand when I'm in a position when I have to do something. Like if I'm in a Hollywood meeting and I'm like, well, it feels good that I don't have to have the... They're coming to you. So I'm gonna work my butt or I rather go through the pain and discipline of the pre-production of my life, to have the anxiety every day. So it's that freedom.

Once I experienced it when I was young, I got addicted to that feeling. So when she told me I was trapped, because I thought we were cool. Yeah. But that means back in her mind the whole time, you were cool as long as you're paying bills. Yeah.

So now, oh, so you think you got me trapped. So I put, I said, okay, so they'll do that, an agent will do trapped so I put I say okay, so they'll do that Agenda do it a lawyer do that a manager do that a relationship. I never want to be trapped I want this situation relationship business relationship intimate relationship I want everything in my life to be mutual Mm-hmm and not Child so we go all bring something to the table You see this with kids who have rich dads. Yeah. Same thing, you're always somebody's bitch

or you're always gonna be in someone's, under someone's umbrella, under the branches. Yeah. If you don't have independence. But what were the books you were talking about before they lost its deduction? You were talking about, you know, rich dad, poor dad. I've read all those books.

Yeah, for they lost a power. Yeah. Rich dad, poor dad, becoming me and their God's way. What is that one? I don't know. I forgot the guy who wrote that one. That was like the one. It was like, it was so many quotes in there that was so profound in my life.

He said, if you do what others won't do for five years, you could do what they can't do for the rest of your life. Then I start putting math together. I was like, okay, the real degrees in college, you get a degree out of five, but if you do something 10 years, that's why college to be a lawyer, a real lawyer, you gotta do them 10. And it's like, okay,

if those systems been in place for so long, college already know that. So you apply it to life in those books, Rich Dad, Poor Dad, and... See Thomas Anderson? Or it's a seduction, you're becoming me and their See Thomas Anderson. All right, so seduction, yeah, becoming me in that God's way, that was the book they really meant.

You just started reading, you just started, what did you do? Did you have these books recommended? Or did you start? I recommend my dad was in prison. Oh, you're dead, right? And my dad was in prison, and every time he went to prison,

he was in his right mind, because when he was on the streets, he always did drugs. Now, he wasn't a drug addict that you could know because he always had money to cover it, but he was like, you know, he did his thing, and he didn't get a lot addict that you can know because he always had money the coverage But he was like you know, he did his thing and he didn't get a lot of risk but every time he went in prison He read he he read and he was said he would tell me to go pick these books up So I was like that's so interesting 20 20

21 22 20 reading these books and um and I was I was at work when I that book, I was working at a power company. I think I had quickly streets because I want to be legit. I don't want to sell drugs. But that book there, man, he's talking about how to lead stuff in the past, but something has happened. It's happened.

Don't dwell on the past. Has your dad, is he still with us? Yeah, he worked with me now. He does. Yeah, man. God. How past has your dad as he stole with us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he worked he worked with me now Oh, he does yeah, I'm proud of your dad. Oh, he's proud man. Could we we sold drugs together. Yeah So it is now like we don't know we still always you know and we he's a graph Yeah, like he's a man he he he dry the sprint on tour He handled the house when I'm gone He when I got to go here stay with my son I take Mark on my son tour. He handled the house when I'm gone. When I got to go here, stay with my son,

I take Mark with my son, I take my state of the house, he's real. And I put him in the video, so he just on salary. Is that a weird dynamic though? Cause your dad works, like I can't imagine working with my dad. Oh, it'd be tough. And now, because even in the streets,

my dad was the first one to give up. My uncle's them didn't want to give up that I was on a different frequency. But my dad was like, Wayne kind of know I was always business. I understood business at a young gay. So my dad kind of, we been in the streets. I was a leader. I would let him know how much that he 50s is 56.

That's my age. Yeah, that's cool. That's six, man. And I'm 35, but me and him, we close though. That's dope, man. It's something about 56 to you give up the fight too. Like, can I really interesting competing? Ooh, it's my self-support.

Oh, my dad begs the dad. Yeah, yeah. For me, it's like, I just want results and I want to make sure I want the best way. So if I've got a, you know, I don't know, it just would be, but I agree that it's, when you're working with your dad, it says a lot about him.

With family, he can, it says a lot about you too, yes. Oh, I love my dad, because a lot of my brothers are so judged and because he wasn't there all the time and all that, but man, I've been, I've never blamed my parents for nothing that, everything that went on in my life. Yeah. Because the only thing you're parents, you know,

is if you think your parent bed is always a worse parent, okay, yeah, my, my dad had me in a bad environment. It wasn't there all the time, but he was the one that told me don't have all these kids. He did take my hips, take it to those rooms and do this right here. Without a con. So everybody else thinks,

so time when kids go through things, they wanna blame the parents, I'm like, come on, let's be real. Well, what does blame do anyway? Like what, like you could sit in, you may have a very I always say you people have very good excuses for not moving ahead. They're a good excuse. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, man. Like yes, yes, everything bad went on. Now now you can

talk about that and worry about that or like you said from that book. That's your past. Yes, the past. You can blame people and you will turn your back on your future. That's why. Now, do these 10 kids that they want to get in the business like in show business? You can blame people and you will turn your back on your future. That's why I said. Now, do these 10 kids, do they want to get in the business? Like, in show business? I know they work with someone with you, but do they want to be actually in the business? They all do.

And, like, they all do. But they just, some of them being ambitious about like, malicious and dance, and she works hard. But they, you know, they reach kids, they work at it. Different. They don't have that pressure. Yeah, and I tell them all the time, I say, man, y'all. They have a kid.

And I stay on them, I say brother, when you, because it's a blessing to the curse, like what you just said, when you were a rich kid, now you got that pressure, because they watching you. Yep. Definitely you got that work even harder than me. But they just don't have the, it's tough. Like, because, you know, we're all doing well in here

and we all have kids. So it's like, you wanna give your kid the best life but you wanna give him too much with it coming these little bitches. You know, just expect all this stuff. Because then they don't get a work ethic. It's tough, man. It's a fine line. I stay on them though.

I just keep it real with them. I got my son, Tymar. And one thing about my kids, they really listen. Because I just keep it real with them. I got my son, take more. And one thing about my kids, they really listen because I'm real, real with them. They mom would be like, good game. Nah, man, that would stop talking about NBA. Oh, I'm the exact same. You see your left hand?

Uh huh. Exact same. My son's playing the football world. That's gonna follow the job is though. Yeah. You gotta represent the real world. And me and him are closer now. That's real though. It's real though. So I especially out here, like my son's playing a football league. That's gonna follow the job, is though. Yeah. You gotta represent the real world. Hey, man, I'm a closer now. That's rare though.

It's rare though. So especially out here, like my someone's playing football and they were terrible. And I was like, where's the score? What's the score? Like, I wouldn't keep scoring. Like the fuck we don't, rest of the game I bring a scoreboard.

14 nothing. Like, if you, it hurts the kids feelings I'm like, where I come from? These little bitches need to know. They're not good. Yeah. So, when I keep in score,

they think everything's all good. And you are a professional athlete. Yeah, you know they're not good. So when I keep in score they think everything's all good. But you were a professional athlete. Yeah, you know that's on a bitch. It's 28 to zero. It is 28 to zero, y'all. It's half time. What are we gonna do different? Those orange slices, the prime, nobody's getting that.

I believe in that though, right? Yeah, hell yeah. Half y'all bitches ain't gonna even make a high school team. I'm be real with you. It's coach Brendan. Half y'all shouldn't be on the field. We're entertaining. He would check friends of mine.

My friends would be like, my friend, because he played D1 football and went to the Buffalo Bills for a couple of minutes. But he fought in UFC, so he's pro athlete. And he said, my friend said, he played in high school. My friend said We're just talking to you guys my friend goes I ran a four or five in high school and Brandon didn't even look Brandon didn't even know him because no, you didn't Have my and I told him I said I don't think you're lying. I think your coach who did the time is

I'm saying a four or five. Yeah, you don't run a four or five. You don't run a four or five You know, again, I'm I'm sure you carried that story for how long how long is it for I'm like a four five. You don't run a four five. You don't run a four five. Again, I'm sure you cared that story for how long How long you like for I'm like four years. We all do. We all do. Yeah, I don't think you're lying, but I think your coach with the handheld time Or lied to you. That's how this one you run a four nine and that's that that's good as a short Jewish guy You first dude run a four five, okay? Oh my god That's our last podcast We're running four or five, okay? Oh my God. This man is my very best. That's our last podcast everybody. We're just been canceled.

We're, no, it's bad. For racist comments. It's bad. Dude, you weren't Jewish veterans of four or four. Right, yeah. This is my, my friends Jewish and his sons was really good at basketball. And he literally sat us down and he goes,

listen, you're very good at basketball. You are never gonna be in the NBA. You understand that because you're Jewish. Yeah. That's the thing. I tell my son that very good at basketball. You are never gonna be in the NBA. You understand that because you're Jewish. Yeah. That's the way I tell my son that he's playing basketball. So he's like, he's fun playing with my friends. I'm like, the NBA is not for you. You're just like, why I'm like,

do you turn on the TV of Eyesbroke? Yeah. You see any Mexicans out there on the floor? Ssss. You see one Mexican bro? None, dude. Are there any? Soccer, baseball, football. Soc None to soccer baseball football.

Soccer baseball football. Boxing. Boxing. I look at his that word. If you have to look and think that there's not one Mexican in the NBA. I could be the one. No.

Uh-huh. Yeah. But if I see don't work towards the thing about it, I'm like, you own a varsity team and you're playing the game all day. You're showing me you don't want it. Right. So it's like, you got to show, you got to, the match you're going to speak louder than words. Agreed. Hey, you racist fuck. Juan Tuscano Anderson at the water in the Sierra. Look at that. No, no, this is your old time. I'm just saying,

man, I'm fucking offended right now. I want to to you, country-wraithful. Oh man. All right, well, he looks. It says, as of now, there are two Mexicans. Look at that doing. Oh, that might be my son. Tommy Hock is June, and he just got drafted by Miami. Okay, so he got one, so he got one. He got one.

Okay, he got one. The guy before that, the guy before that looked, like he was a little black too. He, yeah, okay. Also, that's a very, he might be from Spain, bro. Yeah, maybe. Tommy Hock is me. Y'all, it's crazy, but y'all kind of favorite.

I'm serious. Like, they go right here y'all kind of look a light right here, seriously. Oh, I mean, I got, yeah. Most people thought I looked like in Hernandez, remember, in Hernandez? Yeah. He's got that look.

Same body type, same. And find out that? Yeah. He's got that look. Same body type. Same. Look at that shit. That's mine though. Boy, fine though. Come on. He's fine though, right? Fine, fine.

He's good, he's good. Look at me. Yeah, tell him how you were, when Aaron, Aaron, I- I sat in my head, shave when I finally, you see. When he was on trial, I was in Maria Del Rey, picking up like Twizz or something. I was in the blind at grocery.

This dude's on trial and I hear the guy behind behind me going Now I'm telling you he's right in front of me. No, this motherfucker's right. That's that's him. It's a way to go back I don't want to go with that statement back to that go back to that Wait, go back to that. That's crazy. Look at this crazy. Look at this crazy. This crazy. Come on man That's crazy right? Come on and And then the same size too same Same height, same body type. What position you play? Tide in.

You play Tide in? Tide in. And then Tim Teebo was my boy and I did his charity golf tournament. And people are like, Aaron, this dude's on trial for murder. I'm at this, I'm drunk at a golf tournament. Don't hurt Nandes. But finally I was like, no, no, no, and then finally, fuck it.

Start sign autographs as in, Nandes. Yep, yep, yep. Thank you. Son of knives autographs as internet. Yep, yep, yep, yep. There you go. Signing knives and shit is cool. We would actually, you played some sports. Yeah, yeah, I played basketball, baseball, football. Okay. I was pretty good, I was pretty good in sports.

I'm competing in there. Yeah, I'm competing. Yeah, that's a lot of it too. Just not wanting to be the guy in the bench in life. Yeah, like, yeah, exactly. You know, especially if you like to talk. If you're gonna be a talker, and it's just... You gotta back it up.

You gotta kind of, man, if I lose, it's gonna be because, it won't be because I didn't get my all. It's gonna be a, man. But I'm gonna compete in it because I like to have fun. It's fun being competitive. I think you get something also from the reach. Like, when you reach for something, and you reach for it in earnest with everything you got,

you're gonna land somewhere good, right? So you might fall short of this goal you thought was your goal, but it might lead you. Because I think there's something about a reach that's honest. Like there's truth to it, right? So if you're really honest about what you want, like really honest with yourself, and then no, but I'm saying then you reach for it You're gonna You're gonna end up. I do serious for right guys by my book you can do it

You can do it That was a hangover brother that was profound see Man you're fighting a book You ever have this stuff oh no, it no. Oh it's like a neutral pick. It's like an energy shot, but it gets you in the studio. It's better in coffee. He's like in a lab. See, he's like in a catamiesel.

You're not gonna have to drink it. I like it. I drink it a lot. I'll put it here. You didn't give us that hallmark response and then push this. I'm not pushing it. I just give it.

I don't want to drink something that he's not allowed to drink. It's poison. It's a hallucinogenic. It has to be tough for you now that you're getting bigger because you've built it all yourself. And then Hollywood comes and you realize just the different kind of games, different kind of games.

Because you have a, you have a, you have a representation of I had agent managers. I've been out of since 2017. I went through a few managers, but managers are different. When you're with the big does like WME, you tell me. I was the A, you were the C.A. And I moved out here for two years, three years of studying the business.

I wasn't even trying to really get in there. I was studying the business and how they move out here in LA. That's how I went home back to Atlanta doing the pandemic and built what I did on social media because I knew how they move out here in LA. That's how I went home back to Atlanta doing the pandemic and built what I did on social media because I knew how they move. So I paid attention. You did well in school? Oh, when I wanted to.

Yeah, when you wanted to. But I think too with agents, it's kind of like, they're not an end all be all, meaning use them. Let them open up the doors, but then to the day, you can't just rely on them. So it's coming from our background. That's the game. You can't like use them to open the door

and give you the opportunity. And if you let me into the room, I'll sell myself better than anybody. But I can't expect him to do that. You know what I'm saying? So a lot of agents are like, what would you say you do? Just make the introduction, get out the way.

Yeah, that's all I need to for. Take your 10%, shut your mouth. Yeah, exactly. I wanna put my agent in a position where they have a out the way. Yeah, that's all I need you for. Take your 10%, shut your mouth. Yeah, exactly. I wanna put my agent in a position where they have to lie to me. Yeah. You do wanna keep them on as you got to work, man. As an artist, it's like, man,

this is the comedy business. This is the entertainment business. If you just wanna be an entertainer, just wanna be a comedian, you're gonna get pimped into the business. That's it, so you can't get mad. Like, it's like, it's not good people because people got bills. People got yachts to buy. And bills. Me coming from lack of income situation. It

has you in survival mode. So you could be in survival mode with a bunch of money. So if agents ain't reached that top level yet, well they can be good or whatever man. It's strictly business. You know anytime you think it's passionate. It's somebody cares, that's where you about to fall in this whole man, but this is, this is the world, this is not heaven. This is earth. And it's a motherfucker.

It's earth, it's, it's, it's ferooms in the air, it's about to kill us. So imagine humans, yep, who calls them, even moving the matrix. And it was, somebody, somebody told me about this part in the movie, I didn't even really see it. I had to go back It was like you

You say we are the virus. Yeah, we're the ones killing we're trying to kill earth. Yep in earth fighting back So it really Chinese, but yeah, yeah I thought you said oh my god That was it. Sorry. That was it. That was it. Oh, you're Pretend hey, that was a commercial break from our brothers. It's later that man. It's just made his fire me Ladies and gentlemen, I want to apologize once again We're ready to try to kill everybody How many times will y'all since what you had to be like oh my god bro bro. You'll say something and I just stop

I just go like that we've been on the bringo edit that out take that out and it's fun because he looks at you every time He's a real he looked I watched him when you say something that they took this is but it's real funny He looked that way when was something But was something Mike oh You hear shaker He looks good My neck gets high like this Just gonna play yeah

Well, how long have you been doing stand up? Eight years now. Hey, what about you? 47 years Even though I'm not 30 years back. I'm not 30 years back. He's a man of problem. He's been doing a hot second. Hot second.

I'm old. Yeah, man. I came up with all the old guys from Rogan to all those. How long was Rogan doing stand up? Just been doing it for over 30 years. For 35 years. He starred when he was young, man. Joe starred when he was, I think, eight to eight.

So what really blew him out of podcast? No. News radio was like his first introduction. I was like a major TV show. He was always six out of that. And then Joe for 25 years. The biggest was Fairfactor. 30 years now, huh?

Fairfactor, people get it twisted. Like Fairfactor was a major network TV network TV major and he's the face of it And then also at the same time you have see started to pop so his face you have see he's on fair factor Like all of you really see that right there. That's 19 That's me and Joe in 1990 so he just always he always had it no no so so so go to go to news radio We was the face of UFC like so. Oh, that was, that was, but so, and you were with UFC before, even Dana.

He came to LA, so that's, that was, it was been bonded though. Yeah, yeah. What year was that though? Look up when news radio was, because Joe was on a sitcom before that. So he came to LA in 1995. There you go. So I've known Joseph's 1996. No, I've known Joseph's 1995 because he

guest starred on Matt TV. So he was a guest star on Matt TV and we had a sketch together. We didn't know each other. And that's how we became friends in 1995 ladies and gentlemen. That was before like movies had sound. That's fucking crazy. And that's how long we've done it. No, I know. I'm an old man. You were probably married. What a wrong with y'all too, man. Yeah, we're weird. Yeah, we're weird, man.

Welcome to Fire The Kids. Welcome to Fire The Kids. But when you talk about like work ethic, like yeah, in people are like, oh, whatever. Shabbat's a professional athlete's work ethic. It's like, there's that and then there's the Joe Rogan work. Well, there we are. Like he outwardsan work ethic. Well, there we are. Like, he outworts all of them.

Yeah, there we go. I'm close, man. Yeah, that's us. That's embarrassing. I was in a speedo and I got to see. Like, I said, like, little kids. Because I have problems. And I played pool boy, and that was Dixie West's work's worth,

and he was a guest on there, and he was a very interesting thing. And that's why everybody who got those layers of careers, like, did different things. I think they fans just, it's like, it's not a very interesting thing. And that's why everybody who got those layers of careers, like different things, I think they fans just, it's like, it's like a diversifying your funds or something. It's like multiple streets and income, but streets and fans. I'll have people come up to me like,

they'll be like, oh, Rogan does stand up. The guy from Fairfactor, like, bitch, it is 2023. He sells 14,000. He's been doing, yeah, he does a rena. He's a rena. He called 14.000 doing yeah, he doesn't read he's a reed I he called me up because I was in Salt Lake. I was in Park City with my parents. He goes What are you doing I go I'm in Park City. He goes I'm in Salt Lake come down I go what he goes you got to see this? 14,000 people I'm like I can't he goes get down here. You got to see it

It's a so I go down to I drive the 45 minutes down Salt Lake and I'm in traffic and I'm like the fucking is with this traffic. It was for my friend Yeah, it was for my friend because 14,000 people descended on this arena to see Joe Rogan Mm-hmm And he was in the middle of 14,000 Some of the stages in the middle and I was like oh he does yeah, he does stand up He does some stand up. But he's a guy who is always successful

because he, nobody worked harder and nobody was more consistent. Like he's that one of those guys who can focus. So I remember one time he played, he was playing this game Quake. I don't know shit about video games. But this is back kind of when the internet was just beginning. When it would take forever to download an image, you know, and he had a whole room of computers. And I remember I went to fries and he went and

bought a circuit board. So he knew how to put a circuit board with more, I was like, the fuck is this guy, you know? And he would play this game quake. It was the first time you could play against people in other countries and everywhere. So he became obsessed with Quake where you're shooting each other, I guess it's like Call of Warfare. So he's called what he makes. Call of Duty. Call of Duty. Call of Duty. So you know why he stopped? You know why he stopped? He said, Halo Call of Duty Warfare.

Here's why he stopped playing video games. Here's why he gets, he's so intense that he, he was playing against some people he got up To go get some water because he don't know him that he's thirsty and he fainted And he realized he'd been playing for 15 hours without a break He'd been playing for 15 hours. That's how fucking nuts. He gets it. It's a little OCD Competitive yeah, work out. It's hell. Yeah,. A competitive work ethic. It's a competitive hell. Yeah. And his thing too, he knows, it's crazy, he knows something about everything.

Yeah. I'm just like, we have the same trial doing this for him, because you know what he's doing right now? He's literally gone. I got to play for 50 now, I was wondering if I have. I can see you doing that, you're like, you're like, well, I can't do it, man.

I, my brain I would tell him I can't do it, man. My brain I've been told, I can't do it, don't kid. Every time I try to be crazy, my kid's break the... But besides working kids, what do you do for, what do you spend your money on? I've seen that dope chain, Jesus is popping. Yeah, I bought things on, but you know, it's really my family, man. It's really my, I spent my money on going forward.

I thought my money for. You're investing in a show. I've been to my self- myself to keep that money coming. Yep. I try to build that That's passive income bigger. Yeah, I've learned that in the streets, you know Sometimes I'm anybody much money you guys how much money got coming so I try to I want to get to the point of Man, I'm able to be free so I mean with this mentality about to be the next Tyler Perry Yeah, man, you'm able to be free. So, I mean with this mentality, about to be the next Tyler Perry. Yeah man, you're not gay. Yeah man, I just, I learn from them guys though.

Like my social media business. Ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, what are you saying? I don't know why he's saying this stuff. Like when a bomb goes off into delay hits. Wait, what are you saying? You're Larry. I knew that part, Tyler.

You like Tyler Perry, but not gay. But not gay. Hey, you don't play a woman that many times in a movie and just all good, you know what I'm saying? Hey, he's playing his mother, dude. Yeah, yeah. He's playing a rumor. Yeah, yeah.

Man, he's married. Yeah, yeah. No gay guy gets married ever. He is? I don't know. I have no idea. I don't think so, man. I don't think so, man. I don't think so. He's definitely gay. Oh my gosh.

You know, he has a compound in Atlanta. Yeah, he owns it. Let him and Coca-Cola owned Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah. He owns a lot of when you're that rich, you can be everything. You know what I mean? Yeah, he got you. Say you're gay, you know, you know, it means like if you're a billionaire, oh my god, you have sex with a man, it's like, I'm just a billionaire. Anybody with me? No? Okay, that's cool. Hey, I don't know if the internet looks at it like that, but. I just know weird shit. Oh, really?

Okay. But this is, y'all got the right name. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's just this, and you want to stick your finger in the cage.

You're going to get bit sometime. That's all. We're going to go from here. Are you doing like a big media blitz? What's the point? You know, we're doing a media premiere right now. Just focus on getting a new joke. I'm sneaking in these comedy clubs. That's all you care about.

Yeah, and posting this on my song about, is this first year of varsity and live in great this year? What's sport? Basketball. Oh, nothing better Yeah, she got some height. I he says foot. He dunking and you know, I said, but his damn other son. He went to play college Really? Oh, well, yeah, um, Lancer. They're senior. Yeah, he's all it was his it was his first year of varsity Lancer because he tours ACL. He got picked up at a juco and Santiago, but he was first team and He got picked up at a Juco in Santiago.

But he was first team and all that, you know, they pretty good. They pretty good enough where I go to watch the games and everybody like, they the ones. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They dunk in it and shoot and score some third eight points sometimes, 15, you know.

Yeah, thank God, cause those games are long. My son's in baseball. I feel bad for some of the dads. Like when their son gets up, I'm like, I can't imagine how he feels right now. Like this, my son's, you know, he's good. Yeah. The game's a little boring for me.

If your son's the worst, I wouldn't go. You still got this scheduled? I wouldn't go. I'm not supporting you with the bitch supporting you already. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing it. And I don't feel bad.

Like I might as well go to work. And because we got to figure out what your future gonna be Now you're wasting both of our time. Yeah, my daughter. I mean my daughter quit She was tall. I like oh my god. She's gonna be good. She tall and everything I said boy. I got me She's gonna be good Maybe paying more by time man the first $40,000

Like that man But we'll pay your men. Don't be amazing. They do them wrong, man. But she didn't have it. You make it quick. Yeah, I You got it man. You got it man. Yeah I'm good. 40 grand. 40 grand. You know if you stick with it baby you make 50 grand for the LA spark.

You know it's an old guy that's starting over. It is fucked up. We're gonna get starbucks. Why is it though? Cause female tennis, female UFC, I'll tell you Brian, cause nobody's watching. But I'm saying women a lot of advertise is bruh. And watch it.

The lot of women's gymnastics, women's track, we all watch that they make money. Do they, all they do, but not- Women's track makes money? Yeah, I mean, something. Doesn't some of the top women. Women's tennis does. Yeah.

You have women in the OCD, they do well. Yeah, I mean, there are some sports, right? They won't, you can do that. Well, like in the Olympics, you get like the swimmers that's for years. Yeah. But there are the sports aren't there? Like, yeah. It's tough.

It's tough. They should stop it at college. That man, I ain't gonna say to stop it at college. Yeah. Wait, truth, truth just popped out. Truth, they should stop it college. I didn't mean it that way. But he, that's exactly what it meant.

Oh my God. It should have been a blast to call for the spirit. Y'all spirit don't hit me. Yeah, sorry man. Hey, don't get on our vibes. Yeah, please. I think what do they, I think they should make like, the college teams, be NBA teams,

or let the NBA like the LA Lake of Girls. Yeah. And they should go play right before the, like, like, like, they can't solve the game. They can't solve the game. No, like varsity. You know like varsity games. And they should go play right before the Like No, like varsity you know like varsity guys. You know the mask guys come out half time just make them the women No, I'll tell my you know a high school the girls play before the boys. Yeah, so I think if they just like the LA Like a guy to team Atlanta house have 18 after like before anybody gets to the stand

They play at one and then the Like seven people gonna stick around. You know what I mean? Like a one on a thing, like they'll just get the court ready. So before anybody gets here, I mean, there'll be people who will set nothing, you know, the concession stands. The guys are early.

And you get to stay. And you get everyone to stay, you get two games. You get to run. You get to run for ideas. One for one. You get two games. Well, they got to watch the men for free, is what I'm saying.

Is that too much? It's all tough. It's one for one. You get two games. Well, they got to watch the men for phrase, what I'm saying. That's too much. It's all tough. It's a tough sell. It is what it is. It's a tough sell. Some can hoop though. That's what dudes get it fucked up. They get a twist.

They go, we could beat them like, bro, when I was playing that CU, we used to go to the rex and the Wim's team would be there. They used to hoop us up. Tell them about all D1 athletes. They just fun to metals. Pass the ball, pass the shooting, they don't miss. Yeah, it's a new business.

I don't know what's the B&B around. It's probably just a new business for real. Yeah, it just takes a while to get rolling. The college is college is still jumping. I mean, college is female. I prefer college sports over pro. I got a love college football. Pro football, I don't know.

I love college football. It's too much don't know. I love college football. It's too much money to be competitive. They're just so good. They don't make a ton of mistakes. And if the line's like minus six, it's sometimes there's a game where it goes, you know, a different way. But in general, they call it, like you know what to expect.

Yeah. College, these bitches would be up 40. For whatever reason they get on focus, they lose 40 to 42. Like I like that, that amateur that amateur yeah, they fuck up Mm-hmm, yeah for sure Yeah, the point is we're fans of female basketball Definitely yeah some of them. I want to invest in one. Do you?

I know I don't see me. What about when soccer? I just think about what about when soccer? They got out of what's in the second round. Yeah, but there seems to be interest in that. Am I wrong? Or is that just the problem? Yeah, they're very much. They were pushed by the very liberal media though.

No, they dominated for two of the, what are you called? They did well. I don't know, bro. Okay, they did well and then they did bad this last season. I thought when the soccer was jumping, I think well and then they did bad this last season. I thought little soccer was jumping I think that's that's where they excelled on them women's tennis and then UFC like Chef Chanco. Oh, yeah, let's aggro So That's it, but then there's some no the Cortez. There's a lot of bad asses in the UFC. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, it's Morgan is big. I'm trying here I'm going back up. Most popular women's sports go up Serena Williams is big no cope up or down Roll up basketball tennis bar gymnastics athletes. Oh athletes ice hockey now swimming over tennis as the best But the random article. Yeah, it's a rhythm soccer. Yeah Yeah, but what sports do you you watch you watch all three sports? Oh, yeah, you know, I'm a cowboy's fan. How you make cowboy's fan from Georgia? Oh, man.

What's up, man? You're not a Atlanta fan? I'm not, I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan, man. They're good this year. Yes, man. They're good this year. They're good. They've been good for real for three years.

The offense, you know, but the defense been there. So I just feel like this year, the defense, no, they was like the best defense and they've still been to that, and the offense just got, they were against the jets. They've looked, I mean, they beat the brakes of the giants. They get the best defense player in the league.

Yeah, we score, what it was goal 30. Oh man, Mika Parsons. Yeah, Savage. Savage, him or what? He's have the both sides. He's super, he's super. He's about to get paid, man. Pay. He's. He should what he's been playing. I think two years now I think it's it's coming up. Yeah, he's a LSU cat savage damn

How is he like that's just something he's just a freak. He's just a freak. Yes, the NFL man So everybody in the field. I'll everybody like like free he was in on every cat amongst freaks Yeah, he's his things speak. Yeah. His thing's speed. Yeah. He's so fucking fast to be like, to me, he's like a second generation Lawrence Taylor. You knew you were gonna go far in football when you were like in high school? I knew when I was in pop on there.

Yeah. He was just different, just different. And I always had belief in myself and then just worked the hardest. And then I'd see the older kids and I was able to compute the older kids. I just had that self belief, you know, you know what? You know what?

Huh. Hold on for a second. You look like you're getting in shape. My mole's in shape. Nope. Hold on. I'm not done. You look, you lost some weight.

How much? I don't know. Hey, hey, I don't need you playing dumb. How much weight have you lost? Cuz you know exactly 15 15 cuz you're looking I noticed you're looking a little bit Might be the good shirt. No, it's not so you know where I'm going with this. I have a question. I'm on keto No, that's not the question. What? You training a little bit huh?? No. Now hold on. Training for what?

Well, that's what we're going to get to, and I'm glad country winds here to experience this. See, I have an on good authority that Brendan might have been offered some money to fight. You understand? Real money now. I'm talking about the kind of thing that makes you go, hey, I'm 40, but I don't mind fighting anybody for that check. You understand? And the kind of money that I don't mind fighting anybody for that check, you understand.

And the kind of money that I would get in the ring for against a heavyweight. Multiple some figures. Now hold on, we don't need to get. No, let me paint the picture. Here's the caveat. Ice fighting you've seen. The offer I got was to fight bare knuckle MMA.

No gloves, head stumps. No, just some world-style hip hop shit. I know what we got. Are you training? No, man, actually, in show. I'm a coach on my son's baseball team. So my All the time. Why are you looking like this? I do work on my truck Yeah, you're fucking lying to me. Are you training? No fight? Oh You'd be the first to know you're sneaking Jorge Mazda offers brand new shop to try and get Derek Lewis after shocking to 91 knockout win.

You're not fighting Derek Lewis. He has a sign for the UFC. Well, check is big enough. It seems like in my face there, they use the perfect picture. Yeah, that's true, but you've seen the one guy knocked the dude out unconscious. He's doing a throat slash.

But you've seen the mic. You've seen to be in fighting shape. Nah, I feel like dude. You're a whole this truck life. No, I'm been working on things off. You're holding something shape. I feel like, dude. You're a whole bitch truck life. No, I'm a whole bitch. You're a whole bitch. I promise. It's son of a bitch.

I think he might be training secretly. No, I'm not. I promise you. I think he's one of the ones that were, you like to get good in private. No, I think he's, I think he might be taking this offer. Seriously. Do you be the first to know my man?

I'd announce it on here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm just working on my truck, losing weight, man? I'll announce it on here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm just working on my truck losing weight, man. I'm under the truck losing weight. You see this, Paul? Jane, we got current events where we got, oh man, deflection. Deflection, by the way, you guys like stand up. I'll be at the Genesee Theatre this Sunday

in a week. Daddy's doing a theater on a Sunday. Well, Keegan, Illinois near Chicago. And I'm in Spokane this Thursday, Friday Saturday, Spokane, Washington, and then me and Brian are in Skankfest, Las Vegas next week, Friday, Saturday, Live Friday, the kids in Stant from me and Brian, in Iowa and October, Niagara Falls, that's almost sold out Niagara Falls, Casino,

and then Chicago. Where you can get it? Take that thick boy, but Spokane, you got any taste? Coming up? Oh, I'm in Orlando, improv this weekend. Oh nice. I like that. I like that club. Yeah, yeah Country Wayne. All right, websites legit usually wouldn't comment come on their websites and bullshit. Yeah, I'm time. Yeah, I just got it Oh, that's how works And outfit was

Special that outfit was Appreciate it, man. Hell yeah, yeah, it's spicy though. But to have special that outfit was sick. Oh yeah, fucking around. Appreciate it man. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, to spice it up. You got it man, for a special. That's a good outfit. I can give some current events. Quick question for a country window.

So I see your YouTube channel. And I literally see like posts every like hour or a few minutes. So you have a team doing that out? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's impossible. Yeah, I got a team posting why, yeah, they post all day. We got like, oh my god.

I shoot like a month with the videos, you know, but I can film like 20 videos in one day. And they're like, they're somewhere like comedy, but somewhere like, like real stuff. Or storyline. Yeah, that's crazy. It's a storyline, it's like a soap opera. I got my storyline, I got another producer.

He got his stuff and we shared the characters. Yeah. And people love it. Yeah. That's awesome, dude. You're good, sir. Crush it. Definitely crush it. Alright, so this is, I guess this video went viral in 2020 and it's about a Belgian

cyclor, like, neighing some five year old girl on a trail. Why? I'll just play the video for you first and then you guys can judge it on your trail. Why? I'll just play the video for you first, and then you guys can judge it on your own. So the dad's filming right now, that's the mother and the kid, and you see this cyclor coming in? You see him near? Oh yeah.

I'd beat the shit out of it. Yeah, so the dad got pissed off, and he stopped them. And he pushed them down? No, I don't know if you. I got it. I mean, that makes the, yeah, you get it. But the crazy thing about this,

so the dad put this out on, you know, on social media. And then the cyclist actually sued the dad for defamation and he won the lawsuit. Wow. For like five something, something small like five or four grand. He kicks over a little kid. Yeah. And then the dad post it and then he sued them for defamation.

So the cyclist said that he was, he was gonna lose balance and he had to put the knee out. Otherwise, he would have fell down. Oh hell no. But he won the lawsuit. But he shouldn't have stopped. He should have stopped. But I thought, just crashing the snow you giant. I mean, that's something just did on purpose, right?

He wasn't losing balance. Yeah. Well, the thing is, you have to stop when you do that. He didn't stop. No, no. You're going. He needed. He was saying, watch out, watch out, watch out. And so when you do turn like this, it doesn you're going. He is, he's needed. He's needed. He was saying, watch out, watch out, watch out. So when you do turn like this, it'll defend, it'll come down.

It'll come down. So it'll also crash on the snow you slide there. I didn't like that girl's attitude. The little girl's attitude. She seems spoiled. And I feel like, I don't like how the deaths went, hey, hey, there would be no words.

I felt like the girls see the cycles go. The girl was like, this is my road. And I'm not, and I think that's how you learn sometimes and it's oh my god. No, I art so we talked about this on the last episode of a low and Lauren Boward who is a congresswoman for Colorado. So she you remember we saw the video footage of her? She got kicked out of the beetle juice music. But hold on, you know why she got kicked?

Do you know this? She's so she's a like a political lady should Democrat in Colorado That's not Democrat she's Republican. Oh, she's hard core Republican. She's part of the freedom caucus So she goes to the Beetlejuice to play. Mm-hmm first date You know she has some heavies. She's you know, she's a big diddies And so he he's all about her titties dude if you watch the video She's stroking that thing in the middle of the theater first day She's vaping rubbing that way. She's she's I find her attractive and she's super attractive vaping

She's just I guess she got divorced and now she this she's on the prowl She's on the proud. This is a guy's just mad people I can't believe she's doing that stuff on the first date Nobody thinks it's kind of hot. Well listen. I was like, oh, she's a fight. I'll vote for. She's a fight. I don't know, or Paul's. No, the problem is this. Here's the problem with Lauren Bober.

She said she wasn't vaping. Yeah, so she said she didn't realize she did, but then video footage came out afterwards that she was definitely vaping, and there was a pregnant woman behind her. That's her stop. She didn't, so they kicked her out. Oh, so it was the vaping.

Wasn't that she was jacking them off in his cat. No, so there was groping, there was also vaping, and there's also there being loud. And she broke up with the dude now. That's what she says, but that's more like a political, they found out that he's like a Democrat. She's been, and he owns like a bar that has like, we're not trying to do that.

She's cute though, if you see her, there's some pictures where she's, she's, hey, she's definitely cute Yeah, she started out by saying I carry guns and all that. Yeah, she's a hot chick with a gun. Yeah Yeah, she only one by 500 votes and now that she lied about vaping. She said I don't know what I was thinking No, she said she didn't realize she did Yeah, she needed so many more votes now No, she probably won't hello. What is she running for again? No, she's she is a congressman

You don't think you get more votes for Jack and that dude in his khaki's at a play. I mean, I don't know if she People are wild now she's jumping out as you lose votes stuff like that. I think you can I think you get bigger We're talking about I don't know she was she's from she's in my hometown Yeah, it's like people want people more than who more relatable real good. Hell yeah, you jacked a dude off in Beetlejuice. People doing stuff now anyways, like be honest about it so we won't be a surprise. Yeah, but she didn't like that. It could have been worse.

Could have been a lot worse. Could have been a lot worse. Could have been a lot worse. It's fine. Listen, sometimes we all kind of let loose. You know, somebody said, not in them. Somebody said, not a Beetlejuice. Somebody said, we live in a society.

And Beetlejuice, you can be jacking people out with little cats. Somebody said not a beetle juice somebody said did somebody say we live in a society Beetle juice you can be jacking people out. There's little cat case. It's through the cat kiss bro It's frowned upon I'm a stray man, but if I go I don't know man I'll sad this drink look there all right So okay, I guess he looks at Drake has a new song out called slime you out and then apparently Halibary saying that He asked her to use if she could he could use it her image for the cup. She said no She said no, he still did still use it and the slime you out. I don't know it. I'm guessing it means like you know

Come on I guess you're just a match and you're just not that is what it means though. Yes, I'm you out. I don't know what I imagine Countries younger than all is that what is the country? To the kids say slime you out I Never heard of that term, but it looks like Who would text a girl trying to slime you out? Or an alien got excited yeah, yeah, or an alien got excited. Yeah. Yeah. But also, here's where I'm at on it.

I think it's all just publicity for his album. I don't, I think he told Halley, hey, this one I'm gonna do, nobody disrespects Halley Barry. But that's her little, that, because he has something to do. And I said, no, that's what I wanted to answer. You might be right. Why ask you intend to do what you, to do?

I was, if you, to me, not cool, you get it? Yeah, she's replying to comments. Because someone said it was like a public comment. It's good marketing for Drake. I'm not listening no matter what. I'm a huge drinker. The photo is owned by him, a Getty Images. Yeah, but if Drake really did ask her,

can I use it? She said no, and he still used it. That's kind of messed up. If that's real, I don't know. How do those companies end up owning your image like that? Yeah, I don't know that either. The Getty Images always say that. And it can sue you. like if you use the picture and don't pay for it from them even though it's you They do that like we want you post some online you

But so so a photographer photographer takes a picture of paparazzi. That's his picture Even though it's your image like he that's his pictures. You can't use his art for your promo. How I f up is it, but it's my face, bro. I know, but the thing is, like, so I'd be exactly like, say, somebody takes a bunch of professional pictures of you, right? In a studio. Now, they treat those pictures. So what they do is they'll take those pictures and they added them and they do the stuff that they do.

That's work they've put into that. So that's his property. It's your image, but it's his property. If you use it, if you use that picture to make money, okay, that is then, so if you use this promotion to sell tickets, that's their property. And then you can get to how fucked up is that though? It's not right. Like it's because the paparazzi, let's say Leonardo DiCaprio jumps out at Malibu, they snap these pictures, they sell to TMZ. Leo doesn't get a cut of that.

But if Leo uses it, he has to pay them. It's a good law actually because otherwise you would never have imagery. You've got to make images profitable in a way. Yeah, but the artist should be able to use whatever they want if they're likeness. I know the problem with that is that when you shoot a movie or a TV show, you can say the same thing. You get paid. Man, you get slimed out.

No, I don't know. You're right. It's a weird, it's a weird gray area. There's something about a viewer in public. You, it's like you're supposed to be. She's, I love her. She's our best audience. Yeah. She's awesome. I'm doing it just for her.

I love her. I love her. You're our best audience. Yeah, I'm doing it just for her. I love her. I'm your our best audience. Oh my God But it's like you already know that it's you there's a potential of you being you know Taking a picture of in public if you're not like a younger kid or like that So you are you are assuming they're responsible like like you know that you can get a picture taking of you So that's something I kind of understand it It's just weird that only one person can make money off of it.

And if you do that, that's where it gets to. Like there should be some sort of agreement. Well, there is. You can buy the image from the art. That's fucked up. So you got to call and get your image. Yeah. But hey man, that picture you took up

when you all was working out. It's always for sale. Um, so this, I'm not familiar with this NBA player, but I'm sure you guys know this yeah So he mentioned something like if he had a year of training he could be John Jones in MMA He thought it was fucking mine. Yeah, so I'll just play a script for you. Yeah, I let him up on Twitter. Did you? Yep But like I said with a year of training defense. I just need ground Apparently he's a black belt and karate athletes The athletes is like, okay, Jack,

Jake, can you move? I got his hair lines horrible. I'm not a scary part like where, okay, you can do everything you do. And he's sick safe. That's where the big difference comes in. Yeah, in the opposite, he started learning how to use your hands

and your feet, what, after college, like, body. Oh, body. Oh, body. Six years old. So, like, my body. Oh, body. Six years old. So, like, the same thing for me though, is the opposite for him, because he been wrestling for that long.

You know, he's wrestling moves and things like that. He's in for a, I started learning to wrestle. Yeah, so, he's a great athlete, played the NBA, that's no joke, but it's a different thing. He's six. John Jones would mop the floor with,

I hope there's not a fight that's coming over. No, John would you know, it's never happening. No. Yeah, being a different thing. You could say. John Jones would mop the floor with the... I hope there's not a fight that's coming over. No, John would deny it's never happening. No. Yeah, being a sexist. Both their fights are what they're here. This, it's a horrible take. I've been, I've been punched in, you know, on the backyards in time of six, okay.

Okay. People, man, that internet had became a ditty, but I think some people just want to talk about it. I agree, and it's, it's clicked. It's a distraction. It's a ditty. He knows about it. I agree, and it's clicks, and it's traction. It's a dick. He knows damn well. It's a new drug, man.

Yeah. But also, but the reason I do it is if you look at the comments, people are like, yeah, man, you're 6'8", John's only 6'4", I bet you could whoop his ass. So they give him this, they hype him up. That's how I think about the fact that he's clearly a very special athlete, right? I mean, you played in the NBA,

but it doesn't translate to fighting. Yeah, he might be a black belt in martial arts or something. I think he's like two-in-one kickbox, so I'm like that. I'm like, correct. Is there any video of him moving around? I don't know. It doesn't. Yeah, but there's always winning that fight.

No, he's not beating John. I just need to learn the ground stuff. Just give me a year. John John, I know you're stupid, because you think in a year you could defend a take down from John Jones. Yeah, you're good. Why? Because he took down DC two time away from you.

But you'll figure out in a year, dumbass. Yeah. I mean, he has no idea. He's never fun anybody. Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. God bless them. You watched the funny Instagram.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I don't want. Personally, I would take this a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy.

I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be a good guy. I'm gonna be pretty good pancake. Yeah. That's a pretty good pancake. You can't float in the air for a little bit. You said Brodney's being WrestleMania. Yeah. That's how, like. Like the hell, faking your landing. Boom.

Yeah, God. That's my horse back. The technique was crazy. How did they not call penalty? Right. Yeah, they threw a flat. Did they? They should.

I don't know. That's hilarious to me. All right. This is the European fellow describing the taste of his pepper spray. We're talking about getting pepper sprayed before in earlier shows. Have you ever been pepper sprayed? Oh, yeah. Oh, in the military. Oh, damn. Oh, you have to do it, right? Yeah, I went to base of training.

I ain't go back to the IT. I ain't go away while, but I just base of training. I ain't go bit the RT. Hmm angle. Hey wall, but just be wall angle big What up is mouth like that He said that tastes like Jack Daniel He said that tastes like Jack Daniel JD hey man have anybody spray somebody that close guy that's so close. Yeah, that's so damn Also, is that guy criminal or is this is this down for love? I think he's just drunk and disorderly Oh my god, no man. No, hold up. Oh, no man. Oh, man. Hold up me. Oh, the day just man He's wearing this in his man. He's mouth man. Hold up man. Oh, the day just man first part this in this man

I'm in his mouth to spread it in the eyeball eyeballs and mouth What's going on? We don't know I've never seen someone that close Teeth I know it's pretty mess man. What where is that? I know Somewhere in England maybe I don't know. Oh, yeah, I got to be this is this yeah, this is teeth were tough They prep was pretty much be vegan man You take that I think he's so high or drunk that he doesn't even know what's going on man. Who knows? This is so funny this thing. Oh, yeah, okay, so let's this would be the last one then let me find another one hold on people are crazy

Which one's the best one you think? Pretty good. Let's just do this one last one For a race at 80 years old oh damn you tripped them Full race at 80 years old. Oh, dammit, trip them. Yeah, trip them. I think that's a pretty good. Hey, man. They move pretty good for 80.

They must be doing the over. Yeah, I got tripped. And the other guy went to a block. Oh, that's so long ago. Well, there you go. All right, that's a grandpa trip to turn it on the jet. At that age, murder attempt.

Yeah, that's funny. Is that a jet? That's your way, man. I spoke and said, I appreciate it. This is someone the most fun I had. Yep. That's funny. Is that a joke? That's how you're wearing, man. Why is spoken? I appreciate it. I appreciate it. This is some of the most fun I had. I really appreciate you guys.

I'll cut, dude. I've been a fan for a while. I know you're work ethic, man. So I respect the shit out of it. You're more to toward into my own special. You specials on Netflix right now. It's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, a woman's prayer.

A woman's prayer. Yeah. That's your mother's prayer? No, whatever it is. Yeah, it's my mom's prayer. You know, I became a man. She wanted me to be. Wow, dude. That's a great title. A woman's prayer. Yeah, that's your mother's prayer. No, yeah, yeah, it's my mom's prayers You know, I became a man. She wanted me to be wow, dude. That's a great title a woman's prayer It's on Netflix right now. Then he's in Orlando this weekend Cooking up in the kitchen cooking up new material Looking up me then you're in Manchester, Connecticut, Lexington. I love Lexington. Yeah, date no higher

Naples you misspelled Naples. You're doing the same circuit we do. Yeah, great. It's great, man. It's a real cool. Yeah, man, it's a, it's a comment. Maybe we meet other comics, you kind of, it's a fraternity.

It's a fraternity, man. Yeah, you know the grind. Yeah, it's like everybody, but we're a special kind of misfit too. You know what I mean? It's a language, it's an intimacy. It's a language, and you know what? That's one thing everybody respect comics. when they know you get on their stage

Everybody and every other art. No, it's the hardest art. Yep. We're a hundred percent. It's like we walk around with yeah We're like the WM NBA of entertainment. Yeah, nobody watched it never gets easy Spoken see this weekend country lane. Love you. Can't you wait? Look at me. I think you were great. That's amazing Can't you wait! Look at all of me. You were great. That's amazing.