The Fighter & The Kid - Kurt Metzger Exposes “Wizard Schools,” Secret Levels Above the President & More | TFATK Ep. 1144

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Kurt Metzger for one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversations in show history.From wild conspiracy theories, to Kundalini symbolism, to “wizard schools” in Austin, the crew dives into everything from secret levels above the President to whether magic, evil, and power structures are actually connected.Kurt breaks down books like Tragedy and Hope, cosmic-level clearance, and why some people believe the world is run by forces way beyond what we see publicly. The guys also riff on:The ‘33 spine/Jesus’ symbolismWhy some elites believe in magic & ritualsBlood sacrifice & historical warsUnderground bases & hidden roomsWho REALLY runs the worldLevels of power above the U.S. PresidentAustin “wizard schools”The psychology of pure evilKurt’s viral rap bit & comedy breakdownsAll mixed with nonstop jokes, roast battles, and classic TFATK chaos.If you love episodes where the guys go off the rails — this is it. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkAura - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/FIGHTER. Promo Code FIGHTERBRUNT - Our listeners get $10 off their entire order with code Fighter at checkout. That’s http://bruntworkwear.com/fighter and use code Fighter. Order today and let them know you heard it here on the show.StopBox - 10% off AND a Free StopBox Pro when you use code Fighter10 at https://stopboxusa.com/DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into two hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins.Progressive - Visit http://progressive.com/ after this episode to see if you could saveO'Reilly Auto Parts- https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Kurt Metzker with white cloth and a pipe. Are you going to light that pipe or just going to sit there? He has a whole routine. First of all, it's very clogged.

Oh. Oh, I love pipes, man. I stole it from Scott Horton has a pipe when I went. You know Scott Horton? No. Pretty smart guy, dude. He wrote a couple of, anyway. Look, hey, check him out.

But he had a pipe with him. We were smoking weed out of that was, like this and uh yeah they call you a big big big what do you mean by big i mean so five six four you smoke every day you are a big case do i smoke every day yes you do okay yeah we can't say that only for i got to work yeah but if you're doing every day now you can't work i do you have a whole routine for podcast you got three white claws yeah it's just become ritual you forgot the shoes you said you're going to bring some i didn't i didn't bring my i didn't bring the i didn't charge him up. I ran the batteries out at Skank Fest. I like that. You have a whole routine, man.

How is Skank? No, on podcast, dude. I usually will get real. I stole it from Mike Malice. I stole a pipe from Scott Horton and Mike Malice. You ever see what he dresses up like for shit? I was just talking to him today. I love Michael. Okay, the one where he's talking to Jordan Peterson and he has ultimate warrior face paint. He dressed like the guy. Do I know this guy? He dressed like the guy with the guy with the guy who got. It's not that hard to find the real hat. but it for so i kind of read like the guy but not really but still hilarious visual but yeah we put and it was like the thumbnail said this is how evil work like mike's explaining how evil works and he's got fucking let's put in mike malice and jordan peterson

ultimate warrior and evil the thumbnails are so fucking funny that's literally how he dressed up oh wow oh yeah and he just he did the whole thing like that and so he doesn't address Oh, the psychology of pure evil. I don't have to have a look at him. That's hilarious. And Michael's smart as shit. You ever read his books? Yeah.

Good writer. So, anyway, he doesn't address it. And so at first you're like, what the fuck are you doing? What are you wearing? And then you forget about it. And then you're talking. And then all of a sudden you'll remember, like, what the fuck? I like you doing, dude.

He's the one who liken Hillary Clinton to America's mother-in-law. He goes, she's not going to win. Why? He goes, because she's America's mother-in-law. Nobody likes it. Did your mother-in-law eat kids? kids what sorry sorry

yo he didn't know lord mount batten was a PDF file uh you'd think mike malice would know that i don't know who's lord mount yeah you know he was played by the game of thrones uh uh dad in the uh the royal

i don't know what the fuck but girls watch it the show about the royal family oh oh uh and uh the guy the dad from game of thrones that gets shot by the midget his midget son spoiler alert oh yeah he's great Charles dance

Charles dance plays the crown yes yes oh man I'm just one claw in I already came under the crown one claw in dude one claw in now

hey are you like in uh Austin why did you leave New York because you're such a New Yorker I had a job in LA I moved from L.A I was in L.A. Yeah that's right Kurt and I have known each other for I think probably literally first manager

you came true at the same time Yeah, I've known you 30 years. Think about it. I think it's like 20. I mean, it's about 30. But to answer the question, so you moved, you moved from L.A. to Austin, how long ago? Right. Okay.

We were pulling out of where we lived by, I used to live by Runyon Canyon. Right after Trump, when we were all packed up ready to go, Trump got shot in the year. So that day, we were, I remember, like, hit the gas. Like, you got to get out of here. Yeah. And what made you get out? What was that? My girl was having dreams that something bad was going to happen in L.A.,

which I don't count as psychic. I think just everyone who lives in L.A. should have that dream. You should always have that, yeah. By the way, of course something did. There was a big fire and shit. Yeah. That fire was ridiculous.

Yeah, there's no, look, again, it's not, oh, whoops a doodle. It's like, you don't fuck up that bad unless you're trying to fuck up that. Did anybody ever see the producers? That's the country you live in. they're trying to crash it like the producers well i always go to the idea that you know part of it is also just conflicting interests like the sierra club that won't let you cut anything down when when when state farm says hey this is a major fire risk and if you guys aren't going to clear this brush and and fix that infrastructure we're pulling out which they

did yeah right six months before i know so there's no water it was predictable but it's not hard that's That's the worst part, is that? Yeah. Yo, who's the guy from the Hill, from the Hills, that reality show? He fucking, yeah, he recorded people that were set in fires, right? Spencer Pratt, yeah. And I saw initially when he posted that, and then on Jimmy Dorr, somebody's like, hey, you should have Spencer Pratt on, which I would have him on.

He's great. Yeah, he recorded that shit. He's been, he saw it. He's been shouting from the rooftops forever how this is all fucking going down. And now he's going after news. But do you see how even the rich people? are not rich like look at pat yo i know on jimmy's show i swear i god dude the this woman i love that show by the way thanks buddy yeah so this woman the woman

i can't remember her name but she was on undercover billionaire and she was like advocate so like and that checks a billionaire uh and and she her shit you know their area burned down so california's run by four families like the mafia uh brown like Jerry Brown's family, Delisandro, that's Nancy Pelosi's family, Newsoms, and the Gettys,

and then David Tell goes, and the shores. Dude, how about this? Did I say this? Those are the crime families. A week ago, I'm in TSA, and I get slapped in the face,

just like this. Goom. I look around as Paulie. Polly's wearing pajamas with slippers, and he's got his bag with a giant pillow like just tied to his

he looked like someone's imaginary friend yeah he's he was so hilarious I'm just talking I mean I couldn't be mad if he slapped me in the face I turned and saw him in his pajamas no he's the best he's the best I love I love Pauli I'm you know part of this is

again another guy I've known I don't know how long man you know but it was just so funny and he's like what are you doing he just shuffles around he's funny like an old like an old lady fucking yeah yeah everything's kind of like you know it's like that's not like really who he is eventually

but you do you feel less anxiety now you're here in texas i i didn't have a lot of anxiety like that maybe not anxiety my girlfriend did but well now it's different because we didn't research the area uh there was a soup kitchen not far from where right now yeah and it's clearly somebody's plot to drive because it used to be like a working class Mexican neighborhood the lore is but then brown flight happened you ever hear of Brown flight no but I had to make it up because I've never heard of it either because all these homeless fucking started camping out there like charles manton white homeless yeah and there's a real passive town yeah with New York or L.A. dude it I mean in L.A. was getting really crazy but where I lived because these apartments

that call fire people started squatting in them and then there'd be a dude like following women around the blocks yeah the guy followed my dude i ran out i remember she texts me she's walking the dog right and uh oh she left her phone that's right she took a long time i didn't know what we're like i was like i forgot my phone but some hobo dude that was living squatting there was following her up the road and then and then uh so she went around this long way so like holy shit so so then like a day later i go make sure take your phone and she texts me a guy is following me again he just asked me like what time it is or something. Jesus. So, I roll out of bed, dude.

I put on a whole. I had a shirt. I think I had a shirt. It was like a gray shorts that I put on, like cargo shorts. Yeah. And kind of dusty because I go on, I used to go on running with them and dirty ass sneakers, okay? I just threw my fucking cane. And I had a shirt that I think had a gravy stain on it, okay? Uh, this is a coming to play. This is importantly. And I, and I go running out of the house, okay? And I ran up the wrong street at first, which was, no, that way. So I ran the other way. And it was some young, I couldn't tell what he was, black dude who looked somewhat

skatery. I don't know how to describe it. And it was, what was serious, he didn't quite look homeless. It was like, that's always the, when somebody's kind of like, like, just got out of jail with a clean shirt, you know what I mean? You're like, hold on, you're a little too clean. I couldn't read, a little too well-fed. Yeah.

The rest of it's all shaggy, but the shoe is. Yeah, like you look like you're out of jail. actually I'm going to make to do a crime not really So I'm looking at rebelling against your pants So I want to look so I just want to see What he does when I look at him This guy specifically Or anybody like that because I'm like

Is he like a crazy guy or a Dude New York for living in bad neighbors I had to have like some kind of weird confrontation Like every year Whatever girl I was with But I always want to just see what the guy does right So he wasn't a pussy He was off a little bit I could see that off

also I had no air left in my lungs when I got to him you're exhausted I ran up the road you I got no gas for that no that's the thing right and I'm like in my own like oh shit I should save some strength for this part of it I can't so I'm like this okay but I was so I was furious about this too okay so because the guy's following your girl yeah and I go you guys my girlfriend know what time it is he goes he goes no and i go and in my head i'm like just say good i go oh and i forgot i was going like this i go you're doing it again i was doing this at him why i don't know why he thought you were for me sure what time it is like that okay to be fair you are a big guy so that was heaving he wasn't that much smaller than me but he was more unsettling looking than

i thought he would be i'll show you sir yeah well i had this guy in new york that looked like a retarded a rod who i found out later was just kind of soft in the head from the people on the block yeah dude when i used to live in our washington heights which i usually really did i did like that neighborhood a lot of dude but uh it was like there would be some weirdo that would have a problem with my dog or my i was just like why is everybody crazy on this block and i happen to bump into some people that worked at a high school remember uh neil potter that used to have basketball game in new york they worked at that high school so they knew me as a comic from that and they're like oh there's

an outpatient mental facility on the end of the block that looks like normal buildings this is like my buddy who like almost like the guy is holding the stuff in a bar and my buddy's a hot head i won't go on and and he goes move and my buddy and he'd done it twice to him and my buddy goes he just he goes let's go let's go you want to fight me let's go bitch starts calling all kinds of names he was uh soft what do you mean he was a bus boy because they used him he was soft in the head he was autistic like super autistic oh yeah soft and he had the term i don't know no that's the term they used they said he had a soft spot and he says this guy g money yeah they usually have like soft they all call him g money because you can't say mentally challenged me you can't say

soft something like that well it depends it's a regional it's regional it's regional I would say. A little off. A little off slow, you know, and he had a job that, which was just to do, you know how when you sometimes you go supermarket, you have somebody who does the bag, you know. Oh, buddy. I used to work. What made it.

Yeah. And my friend, my friend, who was about to fight him, has a son like that a little bit. Oh, that is a real gift of the magic. Figure it out until he heard it. Then it was like, oh, no. He was like holding up. Do you feel bad for what his ass? He had him.

He had him. He had his arm around him. He was like hanging out with him the rest of the night. I was like, all right. no well you feel bad if you're like anyway maybe let's take a little break from just chatting about this crazy world while their boy kurt meggsner all right because if that's her meggsger mezger mezger mezker mexker mexker metsker listen if you're a last minute shopper like me you know the feeling shelves or empty ideas are running low or frames is a solution with a gift that feels dang personal

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It was 7777 was the first apartment I was on Hollywood Boulevard, and then the street over. Nichols Canyon. I used to love that. It was Nichols Canyon. It was Nickles Canyon. And it turns out that guy had been following all the chicks around. So people in the neighborhood in L.A.

after the single of the guy, oh, by the way, the guy, I would see him. And I would always, like, not like walk into space aggressively, but walk in a... Let him know. with no kind of what I'm just like I would just go in the space I make a point if I saw him but the thing is I would never even close to him because he would like one time he turned into bushes and just like like Homer Simpson when he stayed in the bush but he turned around and did it and I'm like you know then I feel badly I don't know bullies or something but it turns out he was doing

that so I think he was off and because no one checked it at all he thought it was normal you'd be surprised how many of these crimes were because everyone's so past it's like prison or But if you're, not everybody so bad, but if you're passive and you don't check it at all, it'll get worse and worse and worse. Yeah. Because, yeah. You know what I think about whenever I hear these stories, that that guy has just has brain damage and he needs to be taken care of.

You're sure. And we live in a study. But in the meantime, you can't follow my girl down the street. No, of course not. Because who knows. That's why he needs to be taken care of. Like, that's why he needs to be, we have to have, I think it's fucking amazing. Let me hear what you have to say about this, because we live in a society.

where AI we're crushing it with all this technology we can't solve these problems why do we have that I'm just saying like we've spent all this money we spend all this money on technological enhancement yet we can't solve homelessness because you they don't want to they don't want it why money you create an industry it's money get them get them well you already know that about uh uh how much money they will lose like it's something a lot like it's almost a million dollars a patient but But in California, in a year, wasn't it like $6 billion a year? The Newsom plan, none of it went to the home. It's now a complex.

Of course, not it went to the homeless. Right. So, okay, there you go. He said it. A complex. No, Gavin Newsom, they were going to eliminate homeless and it was like, it was like 40-something billion dollars or something. Over, over like six years.

And homeless is, he built three houses. He built three houses with $60 billion. And it became worse than ever. So that's, that's crazy. The government. That's called the mafia. So that's called the mafia. That's why when people have a hard time thinking of,

I don't want to say, say conspiracy, but you know, there's a thing called the mafia who was charged with criminal conspiracy because that's a real thing. Not like collusion is not a real thing. They said that because they crapped up the term conspiracy. So that's what it is. I don't know. Just think if there's the mafia. That's where it runs everything. So everybody takes their cut and there's nothing left. America might as well be like a backstreet boys or something that signed a contract with that fat. The fact case takes a ban. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just didn't get them What about the Trump administration's crypto empire?

Dude, didn't they do like rug pulls? Like, oh, by the way, the Argentina guy that we bailed out Argentina, I don't even know that, at the expense of your cattle farmer here, and they're going to price fix to help Argentina. So we're going to fuck them over. And after that idiot Malay who did like two rug poles on his own fucking people, you know, crypto rug pulls. Like he hawked to it his own people. Remember the Austin Powers guy with the chainsaw?

Somebody's behind that, though, because it's happening to other people. Don't say who it is. We don't want to. Yeah, I know. Kurt knows what's up. But all I'm saying, like, you know, like, Kabeb did it recently. And in like six hours made $4.4 million, and they take it all down. And he goes, I didn't even know.

It's called a pump and dump. It's called a pump. I literally don't think. You know who they cheat with that? No. Brian? I found this out from my buddies who live in Puerto Rico and made cryptos and AI's and shit with that gold rush.

uh so the people like hawk got hawk to it they thought they were in on the pumping they thought they were going to be in on it because you you know who bought fucking hawk to a coin it's usually somebody that's way into that shit yeah even the trump the trump meme coin i mean yeah yeah and so the trick now is you think that you're in on the pump like i'm going to be dumping with the boys but you're not not that's that's how advanced they do my friends call them all degenerates. They call all the guys that get crypto. I'm sure Bitcoin will be around. I'm sure. If I had people advise me and get that and I should have, no matter what it's at now, had I bought it with, you know, you know the story. But the other ones are these like

trying to scam other people trying to scam. Yeah. And, and they're real sad, yeah. Crypto's literally a rigged game, you know, so it's, what do you call it? But nobody's reporting on it. I don't get it. It's conjuration, I think. I don't know if. Forget what branch of a cult it is, but it's always going to be around because people like to gamble. If you can be on the upside of the pump and dump, you can make money, but the problem is you have to be an insider. That's what the whole thing is now is, uh, well, what do you, uh, how do you put it? Circles within circle. Yeah, you create, standard secret society stuff. You create energy around a coin. It, the price goes up. Then you just sell it. Yeah, I harvest your in-cell coin

energy. That's the most valuable energy. What is it? What is it? In-sell online coin energy. dude that's literally video game fucking young guys with gambling crypto gaming scrolling porn what that's that's that's that's that's a big day for me that's yeah that's the real movie tuesday for kirk i'd be lucky to get all that done yeah do you get do you gamble online are you a gambler no how about a gamer

is not a gambler originally that word remember i mean Remember that Simpsons Remarge and they go, keep gaming? And she goes, what? It means gambling. And all of a sudden it became a word for video game nerds became gamers. But that came out from the gambling industry first. Really? Yeah.

Gamers is weird because the kids will play a call of duty or if it's like Fortnite, but you have to keep paying money to increase your character. So do you see how you merge expertly with the Twilight language? You go, gamer, you take this gambling term and apply it to something that shouldn't really be gambling and then introduce gambling, which they did. Of course they did. Dude,

they were doing soccer game, EA, any sports games. They, so instead of like just being robbed by paying for like a new hat for your guy, you get a loot box and you might get it. So now you're doing slots. Yep.

To get a fucking digital beret for your queer soldier. And I'm not, that's not my words. That's their words, probably. That's so true. That's so true. True. I got to get a digital beret. That's money. It's all a funnel. The most I've

ever spent on games was on outfits. Chin, look up how much Fortnite makes in a year. It'll blow your mind. I took my son, you know, I play Hell Divers now. Hell Divers do it. But you're a gamer, a little bit. What are your games? What are you good at? I would never use those millennial terms. Okay, sorry. You could call me a game. We're going a filthy nerd. You're a filthy nerd. What are your games? Hell Divers do right now. But, but only because they... What do you play in the past?

Oh, I was playing dark-died a lot. He's dry sucking a pipe. What? Dry sucking. Go ahead. Fortnite made $6.2 billion dollars. Ask your question. Six point two bill, B.

Yeah, I never got into that. Because parents... Oh, I like violence, by the way. They keep pain. You like violence. Yeah, you don't like building shit. This is like... No, oh, some games you could do all of it.

Yeah. But, no, I like building shit, but... Like Sim City? no i like uh but there was that uh no man sky that that that sucked at first they made it better like way better and never it was like a one man star trek like you is your girl into uh no she looks down on it quite a bit but yeah fair hey pay the rent bitch then you could tell me what to do i i i never my girl really does i mean it's proper that she looks if she was like that's really cool i wouldn't be happy that yeah yeah they it gets they're they're getting so good

these games, huh? I don't, I never play. Well, this one's famous for under, like, overpromising and under delivering. And then over the last, like, what was that fucking At Midnight show with, uh, what's his name? James. Who's the host of At Midnight? Remember that on the Comedy Central? Oh, uh. Chris Hardwick. Yeah. Oh, that's right. So the last time I did that show was when Artie Lang got kicked off it because he tweeted some joke about, I don't forget, it was horseship. But anyway, that game was out back then. So since that time, they have just added more and more shit. And so what is is a procedurally generated galaxy, which if you went to every planet in it, you can't.

It's like impossible. They actually made an algorithm. It's actually some kind of philosophical. Like infinity. Yeah, the concedive is pretty great. There's no beating Fortnite. It's infinity. Yeah.

And so keep going. There's no end. A lot of patterns repeat in this. But so they kept adding new shit. And now they have like, it's, you know, it's like a. I just always keep wondering where we're headed. Are we going to fold into ourselves? What does that mean?

I don't know, like, video games get more and more real. Like, AI gets more real. I have great news for everybody that's worried about. Good news, guys. None of you knew what the fuck reality was anyway. So you're fine. Not one of you. That's so true.

I'm like, when the fuck did it? Maybe this is part of it. I was for the Iraq war after 9-11. It made no sense. sense, and people said it. Yeah. And they said it, and I was like, shut up. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm not like, it just dawned on me very slowly over the course of 20 years. They used to call it getting woke, but now that term got, yeah. You know what you need a goddamn pill and term for all the time? Everybody just noticed it. When they don't deliver what they say they're going to deliver, so do you see how quick with Trump, how quick it turned from, so Trump in 2016. my ex at the time was like he's going to win because he went remember i'm with her for hillary he goes i'm with her i'm with you and he'll point to you and so my oh he'll win because

you know that's what they don't want to be following a goddamn leader they want them to work for them so how quick did it turn to are you still loyal to maga well now you're hillary i'm with her now it's back to i'm with her yeah but i don't believe real people are even stupid like that because it i know dude it's not i'm not quick with it it took me like years i mean one day i was sitting in my apartment in washington heights and i wouldn't even say if i couldn't even call waking up i just like noticed a thing but i go are we still in iraq i forgot if we were in iraq anymore well like i left the oven on you know you know you know kurt is the conspiracy theorist of all conspiracy i'm not but but but i'm just saying i listen to the show though oh you do yeah

Well, Jimmy's show is not any, nobody go, I'm in like the, the Rick Overton window of what I think is acceptable. Well, yeah. I'm way beyond the Overton window to the Rick Overton window. Who, who, let me ask you the $10 billion question. Who runs the world? I don't know, but we're supposed to find out this year, Alice Bailey was correct in the externalization of the hierarchy book, which is the foundation of the UN's. So if you ever read Tragedy and Hope by Carol Quigley I've never read it

I read Tragedy and Hope 101 that Richard Grove sent me with that book This guy, Rabbi Richard Grove, I call him Yeah He sent me, he sent me a Jimmy door show It just sent me great books Because to figure out the whole thing

If you get tragedy and hope You can figure out the dry, boring skeleton of the conspiracy There's nothing magical in it but the guy who wrote it was given what's called Cosmic Level Clearance to go through the archives the ones that Dave Smith hasn't been to

you've never been to the archive this guy got to go for the counts on foreign relations and all that shit you never been you haven't even been yeah you haven't been yeah you haven't been you see that Doug Murray and Dave Smith

yeah didn't even debate Douglas Murray just got hung up on if he'd been mean by the way my money's been there douglish you fucking anyway uh uh so this guy got caught so cosmic level clearance does not mean UFOs or something but what does mean is above the president of the united states the president there's like eight levels or seven there's seven or eight levels of top secret above the president the reasoning being he's only there for four to eight years so obviously he's not going to know everything right which i i i i i i heard at some point and I was like I guess but what so that means your vote don't count

motherfucker that's what the fuck that means the guy you voted as the top the most powerful man is that what they call him yeah well guess what the global thing is above him you really think people are telling Trump what to do because I don't dude I think they don't got to tell him shit I think he's probably got programmed a long time ago generationally I don't do they don't got to tell you Listen, they don't got to put a chip in your head no more. It's done, you know? No, I don't. You blew it.

No, yeah, I always say coplander people. You blew it! Dude, they could broadcast all this shit to you now. You know, remember, um... Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I don't understand what you're saying. You know, the blue light that... Kurt will start talking, and I'm like trying to follow it.

I'm following. I know you are. You love it. Yeah, I love it. Kurt, I want you to go off now. I'm telling. I was. I was talking about.

He might even be the witch. Somebody told me he was Jesuit programmed from childhood a while ago and he's only the white square on the I didn't want to believe any of that shit but now I believe it. Oh, let's play the Cash Patel video I made. Okay, play that.

Yeah, that's a good one, dude. That's a real banger of a drag. Yeah, but you're saying. With Cash Patel, you didn't know he could rap. No, but I want to see it. Yeah, move over. Does he have crazy eyes in this? You're on the farm or just look up online?

Oh, it's on my Twitter. Sorry, it's a, um, Kurt Metzger X, and it's like, Isn't Cash Patel supposed to get fired soon? There you, see that right there with CashPetel's picture? Yeah, that's it. Oh, dude, this is like, uh, ready? Yeah, get, you're going to want to really hear this one. Yeah, 33 Hertz, let's go.

Y'all, turn the beat up. 33 Hertz. Let's go. I told y'all, I'd brain it, expose every name, but the list got too hot, so I switched up the game. Promise the files, promise the truth on the shelf. Now I'm ghost like Epstein looking out for myself. What you going to do? Cry on the timeline again.

Open wide. Here comes the scoop. Eat the bullshit, I feed you. Call it a feats like it's the Wally, but the plat is kind of release. Sacred patties on the curb, y'allin'allin'all. He's a good rapper, dude. Put your mild words like it's ghee on that brick. Oh.

See you in Valhalla, brother. Valhalla. You wrote this, right? You wrote this, right? Yeah. Nothing to see here. Fam furry did the deed. Next 133.

Miracle damn. That's why I say 33, that's hate speech, bro. You count on my numbers that's straight and ties and might flow. Everything file sealed on the 33rd floor. That's blood libel 2.0 for sure. Don't look at my girl. She's definitely not massage. First off, I'm super gay.

That's why I rock the facade. Beard game strong. Plus I crash with this dude in bed. I did do it. We should really put that ball. 33, this 33, that 33 in the chat, 303 in the memo, 33 where it's at. Masonic breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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I'm chilling with bears. 33. Do you Balha-ha-la-da. Or maybe just Mar-a-Lago brunch. 33 mimosas, please. So you go, so GROC, I put pictures in GROC, and then you can animate it for seven seconds at a time. Wow.

And then Sue knows how you make music. And you wrote that rap? So I go, it's, so first you go GROC. I'll make me a thing from Cash Patel rapping about go fuck yourself. You put it in the things you want in it, right? Yeah. Okay. Then it fucks it up.

But it'll have a couple of good rhymes. Yeah, you keep, like, adjusting. You basically have to keep adjusting every single goddamn thing. So especially with that, the video, because half of the frames don't look like him. It loses fidelity very quickly. I know, I know. So, wait, go back to, forget all the air. Go back to this.

So I'll have 33 shit, by the way. What is, what, like, when you read the news or you find out what's going on in the world. Right. What? Jimmy show is news. So I have to learn the news. Jimmy Dore. Yeah.

So it's three days a week. Why do you trust Jimmy Dore over, I don't know, CNN? Wall Street Journal. Well, he's not like going out and reporting it, you know. Yeah. He just has good taste. There's only a few journalists that aren't compromised. So once you know what the truth is about any given.

So, for example, Ukraine, the thing that, I mean, how long is that going on now? We reported on that shit for like three years. And wouldn't you know what? Everything that I said was going to happen. not because I'm smart, but because I just bothered to look is what happened. They didn't win. They weren't winning. Zelensky, they're about to take out now.

They're sick of him. My bet, he goes, he goes, he does a big thing of Coke on his desk, like Scarface, and he just snores a big thing Coke, and he goes, say a load to my little friend. Well, the Americans are trying to push him into a deal he doesn't want. Sean. Okay. That favors Russia, right? Why are the Americans?

Okay, they had a peace deal. So if they had taken the peace deal that Boris Johnson's. Johnson from the UK specifically destroyed that Zelensky wanted. Zelensky's on the record. Soilisky's a puppet, number one. Do you think he's a real guy? He's not.

He's some Ukrainian olivar made a show like that Robin Williams movie. Remember when Robin Williams becomes a president to groom you more for more entertainer and infotainment presidents? You know, Reagan's the first actor who's a fucking puppet, right? Because Zelensky's background, he was a comic in

Ukrainian. Yes, yes. Oh, and, and, you see his comic. You ever, his beautiful dancing girl fucking. He's a famous cokehead, gay dwarf fucking puppet. He's like a fuckboy that they made the president. Yeah.

Yeah, he knows what he's talking about. So, okay, so then he wanted to, because the best that, he says he's going to end the bombing of Donbos. So half of them speak Russian, okay, and don't like having a law that they can't speak Russian, which they passed, okay? The Nazis, not people that, you know, won't. take their kid to a drag show but i mean world war two classic style real real old school remember canada oh were you put in canada salutes nazi do you see that no but you're going see you go off on these

so i can't follow okay so we've been the state department for years has been stoking terrorists creating them from scratch sometimes but other times if they're old school nazis giving them money and weapons so they can attack civilians and the dombas to draw russia into a war why because we want to weaken Russia right so that's the goal and these people the Ukrainians are crash dummies as they say in prison when you make another guy do the CIA or whoever the United States the State Department this the United States essentially the transatlantic NATO everybody was supporting elements in the Ukrainian country well Victoria Newland Victoria Newland specifically so the

my don't coup okay that was it that thing where where uh uh we installed some fucking puppet basically we promised not to put nato in ukraine this is old old story and so everybody that will push back on that we'll go we didn't sign anything wow that's scummy of shit you're a piece of shit to make an argument like that you should fucking go in a wood chipper uh on purpose because why do we need to weaken russia which by the way great job assholes what in the fuck you know Putin would win tomorrow if they had an election he'd win that that shit hasn't worked and Venezuela not going to work yeah when does it work Venezuela is really weird because we're flirting with the regime chains like we're

bombing you're about to put boots on the ground according to CNN like nobody knows what the fuck is going on like nobody knows what's going on what are we doing they have oil number one here's what's going on we want Maduro you see those people they murdered in a fishing boat and and they're like is that a war crime no it's not because what are you talking about you just blew up a boat and showed nobody proof of shit yeah would I take your word for I don't think there's even a war crime, just a murder. That's technically, because I ain't seen anything from them to justify it at all. That's what I'm saying.

We're not getting any information. And they don't smuggle drugs does. Venezuela doesn't smuggle federal. We have this fleet in the Caribbean and the Atlantic. Because they have oil there. Remember when, okay, so during this amazing Ukraine conflict that every fucking, anybody had told you it was a good idea, you should never listen to them again, by the way. Do you know we went to beg for oil from Venezuela during that because of the fucking

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of greenhouse gases in recorded human history. And that's how you should know there's no such fucking thing as climate change if you were worried about it because if it were real, America, the country that supposedly, you know, the people, the science people, would never have done it.

By the way, we did that with help from Norway. way. Seymour Hirsch wrote all about it. He's who's right. I think Ukraine just grabbed some guy and put it on him. They're going to do that again now because they have the corruption. They're done with Zelensky. So they're going to throw him away. None of these people are in power, dude, okay? You don't get to vote. Who's running the show? I don't know. It's like last comment, the producers. Do we not know? Last comic standing, remember? Wait, wait, wait. You do believe there's an invisible circle of, you do believe The hierarchy? Yeah.

Well, I don't get, look, I don't have clearance. I don't have, dude, I don't even have regular clearance, Brian. I know, but you, you believe that there is a power. Of course. A power circle. You know why? Here, this is what I'd say, all your fancy science, right? I'd like to meet some of them, but all your fancy science buddies.

Yeah. You know, all of your science that you, whatever the fuck you do is paid for by extremely wealthy goofballs that think they came from Atlantis. does that you know when you're being all scientific the people above your fucking pay grade that you serve and you will change your things at a whim when you're told for they believe in the goofiest shit i've ever heard in my life like what atlantis how do you know all of them hold on yeah when they arrested galane maxwell do you know what she said how do you know they believe in atlantic wait hold on what what you know i mean you got i mean now going on

three or four years of intensive research on the shitter. And I read a lot on the shitter. So I got a lot done. This is the greatest. Wait, go on to... Go watch out, what? Just Lane Maxwell, you were about to say. Atlanta.

Oh, when she got arrested, she goes, I'm a citizen of Tara Mar. You know what Tara means? Well, Terra means Earth. Yeah, and C. Earth C. What the fuck does Earth C mean? And I'm real... You know I do Jay from Project Unity?

no jesse michael's no i know from jesse michael's okay um um you know jessie right not really but you know he is sure really he's in the circle of like channels you would know i would think you would know i don't know i don't it's like a UFO jessies is a good channel i think his channel's really good but um i'm just so blown away that you didn't know about it no it's like it just took the wind out of my sales and i don't remember what i was talking about but But so just because just Lane Maxwell said she's a, I want to know the call. Okay.

Here's, let me put it better. Yeah. So I think now at this point, I'm just going to cut to the chase way I think that is. I think it has something to do with people that control the world shipping and being at sea, like maritime law kind of thing. If you think of it like the ancient Phoenicians, which is what that temple on Epstein's island is, it's a Phoenician bathhouse.

The Phoenicians are the people that are going around at sea. and doing selling drugs and all the things right it's connected to that in some way and that would be your breakaway civilization i bet if they're not out in space doing it it would be that it would be like i'm as earth see like uh if you ever read at an rann's stupid fucking i've read all of an ran but wait so you're you're saying to do you know john gault is do you know he is yes yes admin to rothschild from that's from the fountain child is john galt well it's from the fountainhead it's a great book but but wait they said they were going to sabotage all our infrastructure the good So you're saying that the elite might be living on boats that are floating around the sea.

No, I'm saying it stems the power, because England, you know, England's basically a big drug cartel that lasted? No, I do not know. Okay, so we're blowing up. I know the opiant moors, but yeah. Yeah, what do you think the Dutch East India Company and all that? That's a massive cartel. And don't, like, imagine if, by the way, not Venezuela, they don't, no fentanyl comes from there, by the way, asshole. If you believe that, you're a fucking idiot.

But imagine if Mexico or whoever. grounded us with ships and said, you better buy fentanyl right now or we'll kill you. We're like, hey, we want our people to stop doing fentanyl. And we said, no, you have to keep doing it. That's what England did. Yes. So imagine if Chapo got to have a kingdom, and that's what King Charles is, who, by the way, traces his lineage back to Dracula and Muhammad. Oh, and King David.

He's technically king of Jerusalem. Uh-oh, here we go. I'm telling you just facts. We ain't got to my... Jews and you know there's just facts the king of Jerusalem he's called king of Jerusalem for a crusader reason not because king of the Jews I don't know that's your that's your own thing yeah that's the new testament no it's not in the new testament either there's nothing that king Charles dude I know I'm like David King David well I guess tagged well I'm getting off

topics sorry yeah I'm still there a drug cartel do you understand that UK is a drug cartel. That's where they got all their power from conquering other people as a drug cartel at the end of day. Oh, and America. We helped with that. Can you point to a single place that we helped and it was good ever? Hey, you know, we have a military industrial complex, they call it. It's pretty big, right?

How can we haven't won a war since we got that thing? We haven't won a war in 80. Not only have we not won a war in 80 years. We don't even have a war on the books. They're not even, you can't even say Pete Higgs that did a war crime. because we haven't had a war since World War II on the books I'll just move on

it's fine that's what my control is that have we helped I think we've helped I think the United States the United States A's program Oh I like actually USA is The most important country definitely

No no no The fact that matter is that USAID Which got a lot of flack Because there was a lot of waste But a lot of those programs The State Department programs They do actually do a lot of good In the world

They really do What do you Bono? why do we have a state department it's in tragedy and hope they explain why the reason you have a state department but with our military like when we when we go in like say afghanistan the taliban all that shit who have we actually held well the great you want me just skip ahead that's actually a great question who do we help then the question oh vietnam beat us and and then i think they're fine now for all the for all the heat trump gets the one thing he's a puppet the one thing i appreciate about trump is i do think

I do think he's asked that question and came up snake eyes. Wait, what? Who have we helped? And I think there are a lot of people that go, you know, every time we get involved in a regime change. You had no shit. Like Venezuela. Afghanistan.

Like Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia. Who voted for Trump to invade Venezuela? Libya. How do you go in Libya? All of that. You destabilize the reason. You cause a major problem.

So here's how you know. They also don't want it. Okay. I want you understand this. Like Saudi Arabia is like, what are you doing? Here's how I know to me. Saudi Arabia was one saying to the United States. And Israel, especially Israel, saying, don't invade Iraq, invade Iran.

Yeah, that's the issue. And then... Is it really? And that was the idea. But I do think that you can make the argument. There were elements within the United States government that wanted to destabilize Iraq, not free Iraq, right? Free it from what?

The guy that we liked? Yeah, for a long time. Okay, dude, okay, none of these... Number one, here's a great one. This is one that America should fucking apologize big for. Gaddafi. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

That was the richest country. They're flourishing. It was also, it was okay. That's AC, don't worry about it. Oh, I was afraid it was raining. It was a country that was fairly harmless to certainly. But they're also flourishing. He was going to go off gold.

He was going to go off the Petra dollar. That's Hillary, right? And had given up their nuclear program. What? Had given up their nuclear program. They'd done a lot. And we stabilize a country and turn it into a hellhole. And we fucked up three of the countries around.

Syria. You know, if you want to hear a funny number, go look up since Afrikaum's been helping out with the Islamo terror. The number is so crazy that you're going to think I made it up, but I swear to God, it's like up 30,000 percent since we got to Africa to help them with. In fact, there was no such thing as that. Most of the first terrorism was invented by, in the words of the great damn Bongino, a certain Middle Eastern country. And it was a false flag. the king or the king david something bombing oh that was that was that was when the irgon here's the plot ready uh you know who invented the concentration camp right

england sir cecil roads yeah that's right during during the war wars in south africa so when woodrow wilson that fucking clan loving fuck was the president and got us in world war one and ran on not doing it which how trump did they always run on a thing go fuck yourself when they get in. That's how it works. That's what happened to you if you were the guy. You think, I'm sure they're all like, I'm going to do something.

Maybe I'm going to get, I'm sure Zalinski, that dumb shit hack thought he was going to go in. He was probably all coked up. He's like, you know what? And maybe I'll do some good while I'm in. You're going to do what you told,

asshole. Or you're going to fucking die. And we only picked you out because we thought you would be good. If we knew you had your own ideas, can you imagine if you got really far dude in that? how Charlie Kirk you would get very quickly if you didn't go along with everything

Dude Charlie Kirk I went real I used to trash yet dude I didn't realize the level of Truman show that motherfucker was in and when he really did try to be like hey this is weird then he's dead because now he's more valuable

much like a musician or something as a murder yeah and I mean I don't think it's really working like that I think people are man it got real quiet after charlie kirk it didn't really spark much of a much of a backlash which i thought what there was a lot of talk after charlie kirk was was assassinated that this is it this we're done with the left we're done with this and there was this right because that left right thing anybody who's so

and specifically i mean timpool what a piece of shit he is if you're pushing left and right you are a fucking you're either a paid shill or you're the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived i think most people are paid shill's more nuanced than that actually you know this ass whole. I just watch him talking about the Venezuelan murders that Pete Hankseth is a puppet of some guy whose name ends in ick, by the way. Like, don't worry about Pete Hague.

The people, you notice the, the politician's getting handsomer and prettier, and the actors getting uglier? Do you see that? Yeah, why, like, why is there an AOC? Why is there a Zohan Krav Magandhi? Why? Well, they are, they're all ex-wrappers and because that's Reagan.

They are actors. Yeah, but it's Reagan blew the door, right? You're a good actor. That's what we need. They open, and back to the future, they couldn't get over it when Doc Brown, he goes, the actor? Well, because it was unthinkable.

Let me pause you on that. I think you're, the bottom line is politics, you're not doing shit in politics unless you have deep pockets secretly behind you, right? Are you going to do what they want? But you're going to do what you're still not doing anything because you're, no, you're going to do deep pockets because they're paying you to do what they're So the widow Adelson,

who is who bailed Trump. So they get Trump on this fake bullshit court cases, none of which I knew the whole time we're not going to go anywhere because they were all nonsense. Every single one of them was absolute nonsense. Yeah. Okay? So what is he doing when he gets in?

Now you'd think he'd have cleaned up Comey immediately. You'd think he'd have cleaned up to Comey's shitbag daughter, right? The one who presided over Diddy and Guillain's case. And that's how he knew Diddy was going to get away with most of it. He also trafficked people to himself. Him and Epstein. Also trafficked people. people to themselves, then Trump's like, why are you even talking about that? Well, I guess because

there's a child trafficking network that's been, we've heard about nonstop. All your fucking documentaries are like, we all got molested on this thing you like. That's like how many documentaries is like, remember your thing from your childhood? Yeah, everybody got raped. Hey, remember, uh, Nicolode? Yeah, we all got raped. All of them? Yeah. Nobody's connecting it, though, right? It's not an overall problem. Fucking Playboy. You don't think Hugh Hefner was a goddamn F scene? That's exactly what he was.

Yeah. What are some guys just cool and says, come fuck all my... Yeah. Hey, come over my mansion and fuck all my girlfriends. I mean, dude, by the way, Hugh Heffner is a sweet prize. Because he had a magazine. Hugh Hefner was the guy who had that mansion. He had all his boys there.

Yeah, those tunnels are real. And although it was basically a brothel. It was a high brothel. But you could tunnel your way to fucking raw dog on pig night, which was Thursday. That's a news week. Yep. It was called pig night? Yeah, not bunnies.

Pigs. They test them so you could, didn't have to wear condo. yeah and then this is from the newsweek article yeah okay there's a lot chicken a nurse outfit comes around while everybody's fucking yeah this is where cosby really got going was in these parties so the shit comes around just like a nurse and draws your blood while you're fucking and it doesn't say why so i'm looking up and i find some gay like a gay thing of like you you know like the knockout game or like you come harder right i'm sure that works but also you're getting really important people's blood while they're in the middle of fucking so just

like when you hear about adrenicrome, dude, they use every part of the buffalo, dude. Your body is an antibody factory. I don't think they were, I think that's a rumor. I don't think you were having sex and somebody came in and took your blood. Well, go look it up in the news. You don't take my word for it. Go to your local library. Have a quick jerk off, then go home and look it up.

There's also murders at the Playboy Mansion. Yo, the guy from Soul Train kidnapped two of the girls. Look it up, Chin. Yo, everything that you think is good. There's a ton of murders. betrayed you 100 murders I know of three

like legit murders this is documented be in the Playboy Manton Diels died Dude how about the fucking Franklin Oh yo They let Amber Cromby go

They're letting Amber Cromby go dude From Amber Cromby and Fitch I mean this is not Oh yeah Dorothy Stratton They were just Playboy bunnies Oh you want to Oh dude Well you put on

I can't plug this dude enough It's control Alt history So it's C N TRL like the button all this you know there's a fucking erika kirk yo it's it's in the mansion i've seen the channel dude you know hold up go go okay go down a little bit go to the clone thing so do you know there's an erika kirk from 1975 that was married to the governor of florida look it

1975 there was a fucking erika kirk what does that mean now what so they're two they had the same name video out do you think that's the same person because i'm gonna freak out you do but this is in So now, if you look at all the shit, I look at, like UFO sightings, like, especially in Brazil, people have, they met the Nordic aliens. You've heard all this bullshit before, right? It's all in the 70s. And in South America, especially. And they're very strange, the South American ones. But they, a lot of times, they include these blonde Nordic aliens that are the good guy aliens.

This bitch here on the right from 75, that Erica Kirk? um she she was a uh from brazil but she was german this is also the boys from brazil remember the boys from brazil but but you know what that's about curt yes i do because i saw the movie but wait cur right i don't it's it the boys from brazil is about they were trying to clone hitler but wait i don't understand what at the end of the day you believe what are you saying at the end of the day can you please tie it all up into what you think is actually going on in this fucking world. Tell me what's going on.

Interdimensional trillionaires that have transhumaned themselves into something fucked up and now they can't detransition. That's what? Interdimensional trillionaires who have, they've hit the next level.

If anybody ever hits the singularity, that means it has always happened. So that means somebody did already. So we are already in the matrix. We're already in the matrix in there. No, not me. See, I don't believe none of that prison shit. I'm saying we are.

I'm saying a bunch of these fuckheads that are like, I'm going to live forever. Okay, dude, imagine. So they've already got the technology to live forever. You just ask me my speculation on what the thing is, that's my speculation. Yeah. But what does it?

What do you mean interdimensional? So the 33rd degree on the compass, there is no 33rd. It's only 32 degrees. Okay, so Tracy Twyman, if you look her shit up, is great because she noticed it. Like the 33 degree is like another angle. So tomorrow land with George Clooney. Or John Galtz Island. These motherfuckers live in some fancy place.

and even the ones you think are important don't necessarily get to go there. The names you never heard of. Like von Murchinstein. So there is a powerful, there's a powerful group of people on an island somewhere. They're called, no, no, island somewhere.

You're getting caught up on island. Yo. Okay, just think in terms of bloodlines and family tree, that's really what's important. And the bloodline thing, if you think that sounds spooky, everybody in the world is obsessed with it. Why do we have any kings at all?

why do we have that still seriously and in the rational scientific countries have it too why they're blood divinely so you know when you go are there alien hybrids among

there's a bunch of people that think they are hybrids with something better than you like a demigod they think that they're all around you I mean it's a dude the Epstein thing why did anybody let go of that at all Trump goes is anybody still talking about that

You have lots of people. Fuck face. Everyone, dude. The fucking. Dude, everyone is talking about it. It's all I can think about.

Yeah, it's literally the number. How would anyone move on from that and go on to, well, maybe he's fighting drug deals in Venezuela? No, he's not. They want to steal their fucking shit. There's no drug smuggling from Venezuela. That's a lie.

Oh, though, how about that Muslim that shot the two guardsmen? They let a radical Muslim in. That guy is a CIA asset, and I don't mean. as in something I made up. I mean, on the books. He's an Afghani guy who works. He's an Afghan child soldier. Yeah.

Yeah. He did work for CIA. Okay, Biden brought him here and Trump let him stay. They're both in on that. And why is he here? Because the CIA can activate these wind-up toys whenever the fuck they want. And not just them. I found out from other people, it's proprietary technology.

So some corporations have their own wind-up, Manchurian candidate toys. Black Rock certainly has them. you saw Thomas Crooks, right? Oh, the furry that they're pinning the Charlie Kirk thing on. You know, the furry that didn't do it, that obviously didn't. Yeah. That's, they're all hypnotized motherfucker. Dude, M.K. Monarch, I want to make it clear.

That's been disclosed that that was real. I couldn't believe it when I heard that. And M.K. Monarch's what? I know M.K. That's the real bad one. And that's how we got Britney Spears and Kanye and all your other favorites. Not you, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I see what you're saying.

That's how we got them. What you think is Kanye's fault? his personal trainer threatened to have do you have a personal trainer that had power of attorney over you threatened to put him in a insane asylum if he doesn't corroborated.

Oh and he's from the CIA too That's his document Pauli Pastor Nack His trainer He's a cookie show now Kanye West Personal trainer If you don't get him

Get in line I'm gonna put you in the insane asylum He's literally on record You don't remember any of this Well I mean I know actually One of his personal trainers Who's

Not Harley Pasternak, right? Not that there's a... Don't hang out with them. There's a main man that trains came and all of them. Yeah. And what's his name? Let's see this. A user is referring to claims made by Robert Cunning retains in details provided by his

former personal trainer, Harley Pashenac. West's house flies 2016 from Pasternak's home and later. West shared text where Passenac appeared to threaten to have him institutionalized. Well, he's probably saying, I'm going to put you in it. But I don't know if he has control over him. Oh, here we go. They go, the shared string sacks of Pasachnack, who is Jewish. So they're going to try to, everything gets lumped into anti-Semitism.

But that motherfucker is CIA. And Canadians, Canadian version, they did, you know where Adrenachrome was studied, right? Canada. That came from Canada, dude. And you know where they got it from? The Iroquois Indians. The Iroquois. Let's take a little break here, dudes.

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There's psychoactive substances. We have medit. The reason we have medicine, all that snake imagery. the caduceus at the hospital. Medicine got invented by having snakes bite people. Like how we make anti-venom now with a horse. That used to be with people you do that. Then you harvest their fluids.

Like they alchemically change it and produce antibodies. If you look up Jim Carrey talking on Norm, Adam didn't remember this. I don't know how he could ever forget this, but you've ever seen a clip of him and Norm and Jim Carrey, that lunatic, talking about the Christ secretion. it's fucking nuts dude like jim carrie is like i'm guessing a rosa cruion based on the weird shit he's talking about you know what did you ever see him go hard in the pain against um what vaccines

he was right well i mean he was right on that way and he got blackballed out of hollywood for it yeah do you know why anybody was ever vaccine hesitant do you know the story of where it came from when they first invented the polio vaccine it's not because vaccine was bad or the concept was bad it was because the drug company that made it accidentally put live polio in the goddamn vaccine so 30,000 kids got fucking polio so it made people hesitant because they didn't trust the fucking drug company and you know when I read that this is not this is the worst part of this whole story the person writing this was writing it because Trump was in office and doing Operation Warp Speed and he didn't like Trump

so he brought up this true story to go not so fast Trump you can't just rush a vaccine and then wouldn't you know it Biden got in and it was great to do that. Yeah. And I don't know what morons out there didn't notice that, but I noticed it. It was fucking crazy. Anyway, here's Jim Carrey. Speaking of crazy.

The top one? There's 33 vertebrates in your spine. There's 33 years in the life of Jesus. There is a substance or liquid that comes from your medulla. This substance comes from your medulla makes the trip down your spine to your sacrum, which is the Christ coming down into human form. And if you don't squander that essence, that sexual essence,

it ascends again and goes back up to heaven. I have to crucify my spirits. It's also the story of Santa Claus. Why he comes down the chimney is because this juice or this whatever substance actually passes what's called the claustra. He could have anything. Who puts his music behind it?

It goes down the chimney and back up the chimney. You're at him. There's 33. Yeah. Do you hear the 33? 33 33 33 That's an old

Kundalini thing too Well they're all connected But that's not really He's probably a fucking Rosie Crucian Austin is lousy With those motherfuckers What's that

What is it? It's a fucking Wizard school Like all of them I'm sorry to tell you Here's what I was holding back For you Brian I didn't want to tell you this

Okay Pause You know you're like Oh like Imagine you They take you To the underground base like a fake you know like we're gonna show you nobody can know about this and then they go brian

this is professor bimble bore from a wizard gay school and the secret is that uh you know harry potter that gay shit that's uh what real that's the secret the whole thing is harry potter shit and i don't tell anyone you believe in magic uh it don't matter what i believe i'm a poor man what matters is the people who are important what they believe and what they believe in is blood sacrifice at all times mass blood sacrifice that's what all those wars are what was iraq what was that for you know why you don't think we've beaten hitler's score of innocent people killing by now so let me let me let me let me ask this what where do you place um arrogance incompetence hubris those are miscalculation it's about like mid pyramid here's the main part though dude

it's all people people are think they know more than they do so you remember mk ultra We always hear about it, right? Yeah. You know what Kimmy. Okay. And then you talk about it always with LSD. And you remember, you've seen Jacob's Ladder? Yep.

Because that kind of connects to this, because Jacob's Ladder's your spine. You ever see that? It's an allegory for drinking jizz for some reason. Anyway, Jacob's Ladder is about the edge what Arsenal experiments. You know what they fucking did to people? They had the soldiers? Benadryl, that pink fucking allergy pill that people take the shittiest trips ever on to see the hat man. You've heard of that shit?

No. So Benadryl, the allergy medicine, if you take a lot of it, there's some horrible trip where you see like spiders and negative, it's all negative. And if you want Eeroid drug vault, back in the day, you'll go on Eeroid drug vault to find out people's experiences with drugs, right? And they would have all these, and the people would be doing it and everybody would be like, stop doing it. But the Hatman is a thing that you might have heard of in like, I don't know, Bigfoot channel circles, right? That's from people taking Benadryl. it's the worst i don't know why you would do it i mean i have no idea there's so many other things you could huff fucking keyboard cleaner before that it's so bad they fucking tested a chemical which was

that benadryl chemical basically these soldiers peaked on a benedrill trip for two weeks straight at the peak from a distilled thing and that's what jacob's ladder was about with all that vibrating head shit yeah that's real that's uh frank zap his dad worked there and did that amazing scary Oh, all the bands from the 60s, all their dads. All of them. The doors, Jim Horson's. All of them worked for Navy Intel. Beach Boys.

Hey, do you know Pastor McCoy, the father of the guy that when Charlie Kirk took a phone call and walked off into the sunset? And then his dad, Pastor Rob, from whatever despicable, not a real church he's from, goes, no, my son was covered in blood. No, he was. It's a complete lie. Their dad was a naval intel officer with psychological warfare. And that's why they're bullshit Christianity.

Remember Hal Lindsay? Do you remember him? Like, there's a great movie called The Megito Code Part 2 with Michael York is the Antichrist. It's actually great. Michael Bain from aliens is the fucking Johnny Ringo from, you know, what's the fucking good movie of Al-Kilmer? The guy who played Johnny Ringo.

Oh, uh, Heat? No, dead, not. Tombstone? Tombstone, yeah. He plays, uh, the president, the good guy president. and Michael York is the Antichrist and it's written by Hal Lindsay who was like the biggest

especially if a guy was a veteran like a Marine and was a born again Christian they liked Hal Lindsay and Hal Lindsay was one of these fucking Christian Zionist motherfuggers because all of our shit basically in those wizard schools like Rosicrucians or the OTO

you ever hear that the Alster Crowley one no you heard of Allison Crowley Yep El Ron Hubbard was one of his fucking accolates, right, before you found in Scientology. Okay. So your final fucking initiation is to invent a religion and that shit. And all them wizardy bullshit things, it's your, like, class project at Harry Potter

schools to invent a religion. So I was Jova's Witness, Charles Russell, came up with that one. I had Blair White, you might have seen on channels and shit. Blair White's real name is Blair Russell. Came on Dirk with Kerp and explained it. It's fucking great. Her family invented. Jehovah's Witnesses.

What? Yeah, her family is Rosa Cruci. You know, when Blair was born a boy, it's crazy. I don't even know how much this is cool to say because it's so fucking crazy. But, um, that Elron Hubbard, he invented Scientology after, but his son, go look up his son, what his son said. His son said, my dad is a Satanist. He thinks he is Satan.

And people act like that kid was lying. They go, but his son's also a liar. No, I don't think he's lying. I think Al Ron, dude, they deliberate. Oh, Mormon. 7th Day Adventists they all come out of Albany in 18 whatever

which is like the tech sector of goofball religions at the time What do you think like you follow this stuff and you go through these like you're so deep in the weeds with this stuff but How could you not be? Well because it seems like

things aren't that bad well it'll get to you whatever they do to other people they're going to do it to you everyone should rest assured whatever crime you heard we might have done in another country they're going to do it to you you should everybody who had their house burned down that thought they were in the club but it turns out you're not yeah you put it together yet people that go to bohemian grove had their shit burned down yeah and nobody helped them so you you're not in the club motherfuckers it's a scam it's a rugpole

it's like it's a fucking rugpole it's like crypto so let's go let's give us some carnivats This is a cryptocracy is a good way to put it. And I got that. Oh, I brought this book. Get this book. I just got it. Michael Hoffman, Twilight Language. So.

Yeah. It's all like, you know, people go, oh, it's like Taylor Swift to sigh up, right? You ever heard that? And you, like, roll your eyes or you say something. Dude, the whole thing is the whole thing. It's not just Taylor, fucking. fucking swift she's one of many who's running the siop who's that smart dude there are fucking why do you think there's such a thing as a secret society why do you think there's

such a thing why is there a mafia but i don't know but why would you have a sciop why what is the point of running a siop on all those people you change reality itself but why what's the point so you can be god that's the that's the perennial theme of every goddamn dude go look at look at the uh greek gods right you know how we do the there are people that can write songs that young people love and they can they're really good at doing that yeah and they'll be appropriated they will be absorbed into the thing they catch fire they will be absorbed or killed and they will be absorbed and they will be absorbed who um tell us who will be absorbed where oh you're gonna go along or you're gonna fucking oh let me show you a good picture dude this is actually okay

so uh there's a channel gnostic informant this dude neal who's a good dude that i on my channel and uh he knows uh so he sent me a picture it's a picture of uh pan you know the god pan yeah oh i fucked it up sorry so when he showed me these statue and you might have seen this i had not seen it this statue i forget who sculpted it

hold on motherfucker why are you doing this to me pan usually has a huge cock oh yeah that's true is there a way i could give it to you to put on the tv yeah can you air drop to my phone you have my number now right i said to you okay i want you to tell me if it reminds you something because here's what the twilight language is it comes from uh india the the original word

and it's uh the newer linguistic programming speaking to your subconscious so think of like elvis or jfk or anybody with king king kill there's like a thing there that subconsciously gets programmed and they make sure to do Charlie Kirk was a message to the masses there's if you watch the videotapes there's five separate things that could be how he got killed not everything wait wait wait wait though kirk well you know no no everything is yes no everything no no no wait wait wait wait wait yeah there's not somebody who's programming the fact that comedy took off with podcasts that you know okay the reason it won't technology continues to grow but they'll

catch up people oh there it is oh dude back back one you had it i'm sorry there's a cock on him so that top corner on the left pan god wikipedia picture right there this one here can you make that big i want to show you something look at this now oh um does that remind you of anything no it reminds me of p ditty and beber in front of the Lamborghin oh where he has his hand over i mean so but you so look at the boy attis so if the myth of attis is uh but that way like he's a castrottie that's you what what are you saying like that that's to the you the you're You're drawing these, like, you're trying this. I'm saying the cult that embody.

You're drawing, you're drawing these conclusions and these lines. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, my God, dude. Like, wait, there's a, there's a, it was a sacked. Oh, look at that one. That's good with the jean jackets. So what are you saying? You see that, dude.

So what are you saying that? I'm saying it's a repeating pattern. There's nothing new under the sun. But click on a, dude, see that where Diddy's got his arm around Bieber right there? That's the closest one I found yet, actually. Okay. Yeah. What is that supposed to say?

So Pan is the god of just fucking anything, okay? And he's also a music producer in a way in mythology. Addis, this poor kid, is, and there's a lot of these figures in mythology. Let's take a little break here, because listen, the Acheon isn't just in Las Vegas anymore. It's right in your hands with Drafking Sportsbook, the official sports betting partner of the UFC. Get ready. Because when Marab and Jan face off again for the seven. second time at UFC 323.

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Four additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkng.com slash audio. Limited time offer. but uh he he first had some creepy hermaphrodite uncle that was like taking advantage of him then he gets passed around then his mother keibel put in a c y b e l-e because this is a this is a b b i yeah the queen of heaven now the queen of heaven is a title really so a lot of goddesses could be that like ishtar and whatever but kai bel um they brought this into rome at some point Kai Bell worship and there's a stone statue of her with two like lions it looks like a fat feminist cat lady is what it looks like looks like a dick eating okay and uh is it this one oh yeah that one so look now I want you to think about the internet and about the last 10 years

see the two those supposed to be lions but I say they're cats and uh some people call this the devouring mother uh to adherence of Kaibel basically they were losing to Hannibal the Romans and somebody, I think Syria is where this was coming out of. I could be wrong. And they go, you got to bring back Kaibel worship. And so they did. And Kaibel worship involved dudes cutting off their dick, their fucking balls in dick, and women cutting off their tits in an orgiastic frenzy.

And then they would become priestesses and, they call a galley of Kaibli or of Kaibel. Well, there's no doubt that history repeats itself in one way, form or another, right? But that's a specific kind of cult worship. Now that Kaibel bullshit, you can, you can, you can, bet your ass that connects to mary worship which by the way pope leo just said stop worshiping mary you dirty catholic looks interesting man oh yeah so this is about twilight language this dude michael hoffman is the shit i'm gonna have on my show let's go to let's go to some current events to see what kurt has to say about that yeah go ahead buddy sure kurt do you like uh pro wrestling

by chance i know about it okay do i like it i still understand what vincent man did on that woman's head what do you call that a canadian top hat uh uh I don't know, but this is Paul Heyman moving through the crowds at WWE Survivor Series. Who's Paul Heyman? He was like a promoter figure. He was with Brock Lesnar.

He was manager, Brock Lesnar. Yeah, Paul Heim, wasn't he the manager of Undertaker? Yeah, and Brock Lesnar. So check this out. Ah, you don't mean Gene hit on my girlfriend years ago? He's just cool.

and Jake Paul or after Survivor series went off air so some people are saying that's just too much for a little kid to be pushed like that yeah especially it's good for him to learn now well that guy yeah it's better you learn now kid because some kids learn in a really bad way you know not being pushed out of the way let's put well that kid learned not to grab a grown man maybe and get in his face but that's okay it's just exciting you're trying to get to logan paula you know you know about you've heard of franklin scandal i'm sure right you know that franklin handle? No.

Like Boys Town and all that shit. And Larry King, not Larry King, the guy from CNN, Larry King, the black guy. They ran a boy trafficking ring to Republicans in the 80s. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you know who was named it by Paul Benacci and I believe him? Hunter S. Thompson. Hunter S. fucking Thompson. You know any real rich people and their fucked up stories of their childhood

that they act like are normal and they have to take pills to even their mood out because they grew up in the most fucked up way. you ever fucking heard that's all of them dude it's not satanism it's luciferianism's not satanism it's different it's it's not you know uh you've heard a lucius trust that's the u.n religion yeah in the u.n they have a temple it's from the any of this dude okay so they used to call it delusufor trust but people got mad like you spent so much time you spend so much time like going down these rabbit holes this is like Tripoli too i can i literally just i read one shit. What kind of conversation

that you and Sam Tripoli have? It must be nuts. Oh, we have a show called Kurt and Sam experiment we do on the side. I was just going to say, how the fuck do you guys not have a... We invented a new... Yeah, no, we got a side warrant. And then me and Duncan got one coming. So me and Sam will do Kurt and Sam experiment every so often for pay content. I haven't charged mine yet,

but it's fine. Have you ever spent any time in Washington? Your mom's house were doing one. Have you ever spent any time in Washington, D.C. or talk to current CIA people? And it's a waste of time. No, it's all kind of people. No, it's all good. Yo, I talked to all kinds of people. But I mean, have you ever talked to people who are actually in the CIA?

Oh, my, yes. Yeah, most of them will tell you. Most of them will tell you, that it's, you do? Yeah. Most of them I'll tell you, it's pretty, it's a giant bureaucracy and it's not. Why is it like that so that they don't know what's going on? Boom. It's designed that way, Brian.

Or it's a giant bureaucracy that doesn't do, that miscalculates a lot. That's what they want you to think. Like in these Forever Wars. No, but, okay. So if you read tragedy and hope, It'll explain the, it'll explain the idea. Tragedy and hope. I'm talking about, like, people who are actually...

You don't understand how important this book is. You don't understand. And also, I didn't read it. I want to make that clear. Who wrote it? Who wrote it? Carol Quigley, who was a very respected Georgetown University, polymath, who is the mentor of Bill Clinton. Now, this is the important part of the book. The dude wrote the book, not to expose any of this.

He was like, this is great. A one world government, finally. They let him know the history and genealogy, all the people in charge. nothing supernatural is in this book it's really boring except for Cecil Rhodes might have heard of them that motherfucker started a secret society based on the Illuminati and the Freemasons and the Jesuits and the Boer War with the first concentration camps that England invented it's in the King's Man if you ever saw that they depict it in the very beginning in the Kingsman prequel to the Kingsman and so he invented a thing called Cecil Rhodes roundtables that's how we

got drawn in World War I because Woodrow Wilson was a puppet of one of these people. H.G. Wells was part of it. Yo. I'm so awesome. You know who H.G. Wells is? Yeah. So there's a movie called Things to Come by from H.G. Wells. It's about a techno-fascist future.

But keep in mind, it's like, this is awesome. It's not saying it's bad. It's not a warning. You're saying that the movement of all this is ultimately evil, neutral or good? Evil. Do you need me to tell you if it's evil? like how let me ask you this does a good thing kill this many people it's evil why do all of us why why are we

getting closer to curing a lot of diseases people don't are you not starving oh boy i'm listening i got to tell you i'm real okay so that's cool but if you had to do um first of all a lot of those miracle cures came directly from nazi experiments on humans that's where a lot of them came from we overlook it bear is iG farbin right we've made a lot of progress since but my question is this what's all this we shit. I didn't have nothing to do with none of that. So don't implicate me. You don't put us in a...

United States has been an innovator in medical technologies. Well, war is an innovative thing, right? No, I'm saying after war. But that's the stimuli and that's how you build a block that makes a thing. But on the other hand... I'm saying that most

Americans at least have... There's an equality of consumption, at least. I mean, so in other words... There is not. There's not. Most Americans get... Most homeless, you've never even seen them because they're not. the crazies you're seeing the crazies yeah there's a lot of the homeless have jobs dude yeah yeah yeah there's there's there's economic disparity but i'm just trying to say well that's kind wait wait

but that's not like a sprinkle on the cupcake that's a massive issue yeah don't just and it's way where i that am i i didn't think i was going to enjoy ganging up on you with brend this much but i have to say but i'm saying it's been the best part of the whole body i'm saying i'm saying i never thought I want to gang up on the kid like this. I like it. I like that's what we do. That's what we, because it's a four-claw pod, dude. Kurt,

Kurt, as I, as I, as Brandon knows, I've had these conversations with Sam Tripli and Eddie Bravo, both from whom I love, but I don't buy any of this because even now,

well, not even a little bit, but this is a guy, I don't think, I'm telling you history, not anything. I know. I don't think anybody's that organized.

I don't think anybody has that much power. And that's the problem. Then why do you vote or do anything? He's the, because I think, think at the end of the day. Okay, let's get all this topic, and I'll explain it a better way. Most of the problems can be chocked up to, you know.

Incompancy? Just, yeah, just overblowed a bureaucracy, incompetent, bad ideas. They got them. Dude, you don't have to, look, look, look, here's my favorite thing. We got them. Because back when, okay, back when Iraq happened and I was like, and people would say, rightly so, this is the, and also, I didn't even know there was a third building called Building 7 when I was telling people to shut up about Building 7.

other there was just the two buildings I didn't even bother to look into it because I didn't want it why because we're all traumatized yep um and so it took me like I don't you gotta argue nobody dude you let time work on you motherfucker see how it turns out who do you

so you know a tree by its fruit so why do you think you are the only one like the my only thing is who what that's a lot who's drinking claws on his pot that's a fence I don't know who brought a smoking bite too early what do you mean the only one The only guy with a pipe in sunglasses?

Conspiracy theory, people. I'm not a conspiracy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you drop. It's like Peabermis play. I know, I only told you history. I didn't tell you conspiracies. You're looking for the truth. Why not?

You're always looking for the truth, right? We all are. Well, I was looking for a comedy thing. But I'm just saying there are a lot of people that are also looking for the truth, right? Historians, journalists, politicians. Well, you're looking for what you're paid to look for, number one. No, they're compromised. I have no credibility.

Because there's money behind it. yeah it's all funding the money so all the business issue no oh my god it's not all funded it's not okay there are people that are looking for the truth without getting paid sure i meet that all the time who like lawrence writer wrote the book the lumen tower who he's at pulitzer prize we're talking big shit here dude wait but he said he say something different for me yeah what do you say is he the guy wrote the scientology thing no yes going clear and he wrote the okay so that's good about nine 11 so he traces the lineage it traces the the the muslim brotherhood it traces al qaeda its roots and things like that. Where are the roots? Because they're American

Israel. That's what the roots are. And in fact, Zer Big New Brazinski is a big part of it. No, it's not just American in Israel, right? So Pakistan, England. A lot of life and a lot of these forces are moved because of this. Really simple. Really simple. Human beings have different ideas of how the world should work. And human beings

also get captured by, human beings get captured by different ideas, philosophies. No, I don't. And mythologies. So somebody who is Islamic who grew up in that has a different idea of God's revelation. Sharia A Mormon, that a Christian, then a Catholic, than a Buddhist, whatever it might be. You're going to have clashing of ideas, just like you have.

Right, that's how you control people. But just like you have in this room. In this room or any barbershop, you'll have different points of people. I don't have hair anymore, you son of a bitch. I'm bald. Sports. You know, I'm bald. Ideas on politics, economics and everything.

Why would I go to a barbership? But every elite room, whether it's the, whether it's the war room in the White House, everybody has different opinions than they argue all the time. What I'm saying is that... But are they all different agendas being? Countries, yes, exactly. I don't know what you're saying. No, it's not...

I haven't disagreed with anything you'd say. It's also ideology. So what I'm saying is that the world is a smorgasbord of different... Okay. ...philosophies they are constantly fighting and competing with each. Right? Yeah. So you are saying that there's one group that's controlling all of it.

And you're dead wrong as far as I'm concerned because that would be impossible. Well, control... Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, when people say that the oil is controlled by... No, oil is controlled by... No, oil is a commodity that's traded on the fucking massive open international market. Dude, oil, okay, wait, stop, stop. Listen, any of your friends in the DOD will tell you, energy is Department of Defense shit.

And no, as a matter of fact, no, it's not just free like that. And AI is not going to be Mark Andresen, who I think is a scumbag liar will tell you. No, they want to have like three businesses that do it, and that's it that they control. We have Chinese state capitalism. We do not have capitalism here. That's true. Okay. So it's control.

You just admit it's controlled. Now, how do you control it? Well, you need a timeless structure, like a pyramid structure, if you will. And that's why it's called a pyramid scheme. And that's what we are. Now, the way that Cecil Rhodes, the famous pederast from England, who actually, you know, De Beers, everybody hates them, the diamond company, he bought their name. That's him. That piece of shit is the guy who created the new, he called it Circles Within Circles.

and so the ideas we're all Freemasons, right? But, like, I can tell Brandon's down as shit, so we have a little secret in it, or Nexium did it. Nexium had the outer order, and then they had the executive branch where you suck the guy's dick. Yeah. Right? There are men. There's circles

within the circles. Here's how I found the shit. You want to know how I found this? I was like, looking up UFO shit for a joke about the tall whites. This is not my joke. This is from Geno from Y-Files, you know, I think he does a goldfish. He called it, though tall white sounds like a losing basketball team, which is a fucking great joke.

And I was looking, and it sums it up too, because when I first heard about the tall whites, I'm like, what the fuck is this? I was looking up and it's making me laugh because the parallels to certain things were so funny. And as I looked into it, you'll find a bizarre overlap with UFO shit and satanic ritual abuse, which you wouldn't expect to be there. But then you see there's these parallel experiences. You believe in UFOs? well things that aren't identified yeah no i know i know i'm saying you think the government has

information on extra their tech is always 40 to 60 years ahead of years so for example 100% you receive the picture of the chick on a cell phone in the 30s and people think it's a time traveler it's not bell labs had that technology in 30s it's just this very expensive when you just comes to the master this is not dude ask your friends that you think are smarter than me they're going to agree with me this is not even a debatable thing they're always 40 to 60 years ahead yes yes yes they're always before the public they had laptops in the 70s darpa and arpa definitely has a technology and one of the reasons that they keep it secret is number one there's not an infrastructure for it no that's what they're worried about is number two yeah this country worries about that well no one of

the other issues that arpa and darpa has problems who what industry do you give it to when you have competing american industries so sometimes you oh there it is the very first one of the top left what industry did give it to I thought the hand of the market because no one's controlling it would work you mean they control it and decide I know isn't that weird it's not it's not where is it yeah see she's on a cell phone she's on a cell phone in the middle it's not a cell that's proof wait no to that's a real thing that happened though I'm not making that out you can show Brian whatever you want he's not so but wait literally wasting your time but hold on no I couldn't posit me so I'm telling you the fake thing some people said was this was time traveling which it's not what it is is Bell Labs head

created this technology back then. Is this from, what is this from, Alex Jones? Who is it you don't believe that you think this is from? You think that's a fake picture, B? Yeah, I don't think they were a cell phone back then. And it's not on a cell phone. This is one of the wildest things as I've ever experienced. You're waiting in time, both.

You're waiting time. But this is from a news thing that is real. Yeah, yeah. Let's see, let's keep reading it. Would you at CIA? I have said, No, that has nothing. Were you in any special programs?

It has nothing to do it. I was engaged. People that give the CIA all this power. It's like, well, it's called the central intelligence agency because that means all the intelligence goes to them. Maybe they're lying about not being central, but it's in their name, central intelligence. CIA. I love it.

No, everybody who talks about this has not ever been in the CIA. Everybody's experts on vaccines, but they've never taken a, they don't know the first thing about vaccinology or immunology, but everybody has these debate. But they've taken, like, like, R. So they might have been injured, too. That happens a lot. Correct. Some people, like Jimmy was rabid pro-vaccine,

stopped talking to his brother who got a haircut during the pandemic because he's got a haircut. Then he got injured by his fucking shots. So the beauty of America is you don't have to give a shit until it hurts you personally. And it's gonna. And here's the good news. Well, it's not good news.

I don't want it to hurt you. I'd like you to be the kid forever. Myself, I love the kid. Stay young. Yeah. Stay gold, pony boy. I mean, but, like, so you, like, the problem is that, the only thing is, like, when, when you're, like, you're, you're, C-A-A-A kid? No.

Oh. Kurt, like, here's the thing. You, you are a guy who, um, doesn't believe a lot, right? What I believe craziness? You don't believe a lot, but then you'll see a picture like that. I think dragons are real. No, wait, you don't believe a lot, but then you'll see a picture like that and you just all in on that picture. It's like, why do you, how do you decide what to believe in and what not to believe in?

Well, I mean, you could cross- I take long shifts. Like, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You'll point to a, you've cited movies, YouTube videos, and obscure books. You believe them, but you don't believe this other narrative. But what's the other narrative from the, from the mainstream? From the people that, yeah, what? The other narrative is, is what a lot of journalists and scientists actually.

So we have a, like, let me just give you guys an example. Okay. Do you ever wonder why, like, how do we get this technology? How do we get this technology? Got to say a little break, because this podcast is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money when you bundle your home and auto policies.

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That's O'Reillyato. com slash fighter. Oh, oh, O'Reilly. Like, we didn't just get this. Like, this is a big deal. The China made. But no. The China made.

American technology, dude. From, from Apple. Yes. With a bunch of computer guys who are American. Microsoft. The tech and this room, all of us benefit from with this, from being able to talk in a podcast and spread information. without having to rely, we have atomized information.

We have freed ourselves up. The personal computer where we said was going to enslave us, freed us in a lot of ways. I can't sleep unless I have headphones on. I'm saying that there's so much that works. There's so much that works. The water that comes out of our taps that our kids drink is not killing us. It's actually not poisonous. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, dude. Because we don't show me the bodies, dude. Where are the bodies from Florida? It's not, the bodies are two IQ points on average. If you just don't get cavities. I grew up overseas when we didn't have Florida Florida water.

You couldn't even drink it because you got sick and everybody had cavities. Which is why my mouth is full of fucking all over the world, which is why my fucking teeth. I got to walk you through the five stages of grief right now. I'm telling you. Because you found everything's a lie. There's so much that works about this country. Okay, but who's complaining about that? I only complain about this stuff I don't like.

You keep saying that they're coming for us that there's all this like there's this big conspiracy. And I keep looking for what like other than the fact. You sound like you're in a boy band and you didn't realize the contract was bad until Yeah. I was just saying that like you got to figure. Does you sleep over the blimp guy's house? The food chain? Like the supply chain works.

But this works. Why is they sabotage it during the pandemic? We're slaves to that. It does work. We're all slaves to the phone. They don't want it to work anymore. They're trying to break it. I know I can go to a doctor and cure it.

Why? How come that works? But then you're saying that we're being. Well, you have money also. That helps. I think both are true. No, they're not true. I disagree.

No, they're not true. Dude, even if you have insurance, by the way. Both are true. What do you mean by that? What does it be clear what we're saying? Like, explain. So I think pharmaceutical companies, A, help a ton of people. Okay.

Also hurt a lot of people. So, Pharmaceutical companies. I mean, I'm not going to be a radical here, but what if you could look at their data. Yes. And they didn't get to keep it secret like the Kennedy has. Pharmaceutical companies do save a lot of lives. And they also have shitty business practices that are unethical. Do you know what you just explained?

Insurance companies. Wait. Insurance is going to help people. Ryan, Brian. They also fuck a lot of people. Okay. You just explained. But that's the nature of a beast.

Okay. I'm starting a new podcast called, can you hear yourself? Okay. Yeah. The nature, the nature of a beast. And you just described, they do good, but they also do better. So you just illustrated for me without me saying it. That's what Luciferianism is.

I hold the seat. I hold the good. So that bathamette were ones like this and one's like this. Oh, wait. I hold the good and evil. I'm above good and evil. Isn't that a function? of like like just the nature of life so like everything in life there's a luciferian plan

certainly but everything in life there's a tradeoff like there's a there's an upside right there's an upside the vaccine can't traffic my kids if i have them i draw the line but we also know that people suffer from vaccine injury there's we always dealing with these tradeoffs how about if i could sue them if i get injured and you made me take it or i lose my job it's it's they made a mandate i know that there's a very specific you think that's okay i didn't i don't know if it was okay because i'm not going to get i don't know enough about it It wasn't okay. Let me fill that one out.

No, no, no, but what I'm saying is that the idea, the idea behind it, there's blowback. The idea behind that was, if we, if you can get sued, they won't innovate. That's all it was, right? That's not true. I'm just saying that was the idea. The idea was from an evil person who made up an evil idea. Or just somebody who had it who didn't think of that and was trying to figure out a way to incentivize. No, but there are people who are trying to incentivize, but now 2020, and we just leave that rule?

No, but I'm saying, but do you understand? understand that there's an argument on both sides why do we have left and why do we only have two sides if there's even a comm he gets three or four sides if there was a debate with people who know I know it would be this it'd be this in the inner room right so you'd have people saying why would it be that one person's right you'd have people say what is a woman what is a woman right you'd have what is a woman a woman is somebody who has the biology of a woman I'm not a I'm not see this is why I know you're not elite because if you were a judge this Katanji Brown, you would say, Kurt, I'm not a biologist.

Yeah, well, I'm not qualified. Okay, but Kurt. You've lost that vital knowledge. Sir, I have a phone. I don't know what a woman is. Doesn't that mean bad ideas got into academia with people who sit around with and just theorize like Judith Butler and stuff? Do you know where academia comes from, dude?

The thing, the book I'm talking about, again, tragedy. The Academy, which is Plato's Academy. Yo, okay, Oxford is older than the Aztec Empire, by the way. And, um, there, dude, it's called British soft power. And the liberal arts, if you want, want to take it real far back to get creepy this is the eddie bravo territory now those go back to the seven fucking watchers skills that they taught the fuck dude it's all creepy shit and it teaches you to be a compartmentalized so you know how arts huh the liberal arts studying literature

look look i'm not telling you to believe no i'm just telling you the lore i don't believe in a lot of this nonsense but the people that are way more important than me and we more powerful than me deeply believe in that and they're lying to you why do you think they deeply believe in it Kurt well just based on their actions number one but you know when they do the exact opposite of the thing they just said you think there's no one telling them to do that they're just doing that no I think people are a Raj you know what they're arrages I know it's gonna be out popular I think people have I think people are why do you think they asked you to run for something I think people are arrogant when they asked you to run for something you should

have known the whole system was rotten yep I think people are but but I think people are arrogant. I think they are, I think they are power hungry. They think they're God. I think they're God. I think they're God. I think that people are flawed and people in power are ambitious. And they'll do whatever they can. You're describing a nightmare. But there are there are a number of competing. We're not disagree. There's a number of competing, um, um, that's right. There's always, dude, do you ever see Game of Thrones? They're all in Westrose. They're not all on the same side. There's a bunch of competing bloodlines. I would also suggest, the game of Thrones by the way. I would also suggest if I may that there are also a shitload of people trying to solve a problem and make the world a better

place. And they get disillusion and start telling the truth and then you don't listen to them. I don't know about that. It sounds like you don't. There are a lot of people. Or they commit suicide before they testify against Bowen. There are a lot of people that commit themselves in a very frustrating way to public good. Now, they might be wrong. A lot of people make mistakes. A lot of people can't even get into business, dude. But there are people. There are people who have a lot of money who support politicians what is a book a book is the author's argument i don't know behave in the world is it like a woman but everybody everybody has an argument for how all of us should behave in the world right right what all of us do yeah most people have most people i think

have good intentions now the road to hell is paid no most yes i agree with that yeah but you have to understand there are bloodlines i'm not making it up they keep track of them themselves you've heard of them the the king of england and the queen of whatever they keep track of it why we're a Western democracy. Why do we have that? Because they keep track of it. What is, what is being a noble bloodline? That means you have a God-given right to rule over the fucking Easter leaders. Some families have a lot of money and they- And what do they do with that money? And they have power and then they try to exert influence on the world. Okay. So we're not disagreeing on literally anything. I'm saying that's a huge problem. And I think that they're in a cold. It's never been so it's what? It's never been otherwise. I know this is a by the way, this is like, I have to tell Christians this shit because they haven't read their own fucking book, but the world don't belong to God. This is the Satan world you live in. You've always have. If you believe in it, I'm not telling you what to believe. I'm telling you to the

lure. This isn't God's world this belongs to Satan. And clearly it does. What is everybody talking about? Well, you know, I think that you're, you know, one of the interesting things. How do I lure you in a bad deal? That's some good stuff. It goes back to what we were saying. Like, none of us are really compassionate enough. We're not. Like, not. of us are really like I have to drink to get through my day yeah yeah yeah well I this is a four-claw podcast I can't believe what are you saying like what I'm saying is what you're clinging like like most of us most of us like most of us like most of us like most of us walk through the world and I'm noticing this in American culture I do think there's

something wrong with with how we worship billionaires I do think that there's something about how we never I like I like that we have billionaires I like to we have innovative people I'm not I'm a market guy but what I'm trying to say is that I also think that we forget that we need some more compassion in the world. I think, okay, I want to say it in Texas. When you meet real people here, they're not in that world. They don't worship that. I don't mean that.

And they're very helpful. I do. With no bad agenda, they want nothing in return. I was a Blon Musk and if he's watching, send me on stuff. I think in our world and online, it appears that way. Yes. We meet real fucking people. Yes.

Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Okay. But what I'm trying to say is that I feel like, sometimes we forget that we're all very lucky for where we are in many ways. Unless you need medical care and you got a $40,000 copay, then you're not that money. There you go.

That's what I'm saying is that sometimes your life can get, we have to keep in mind that there are people, sometimes you have a great life and one thing can happen. Fuck your whole life up. An accident, a sickness, whatever it might be. And I really think that sometimes we spend so much money over here and not enough money on trying to make everybody... We're paying for socialized medicine for Israel and Ukraine.

It's insane to me. It's insane. There you go. We're so worried about everybody else's problem. All that money going to Ukraine, going to fucking Venezuela. What about putting the money on here? A lot of money supports our economy too, right?

For sure. What is this wee shit? No, it don't. It supports very specific things that have an interest in laundering money through Ukraine. And that's what our tax is. It's mafia your run by the mafia.

No, no, but it couldn't be any. When we give all that aid to Ukraine, what I'm trying to say is that. There are a lot of American companies that politicians have their constituents. They go, we'll make those, yeah, we'll make that medal, we'll make that. It's all American companies. You know, they were signing bombs. You don't understand. They're not just like, oh, I'm greedy.

You know how you didn't take that deal that creeps you out because you're not a bad guy? Well, a bunch of these people go all the way. Yeah. And when they go all the way, that's how you get Lindsay Graham. I agree. And that's how you get. So, dude. dude just so you know you don't have to believe in the devil this is one of the best parts of

both luciferianism and satanism you don't have to believe any of that shit you have to worship yourself as a god there you go and that's my special and that's what the fuck you live in a bunch of people think they are gods so now you're going to be gods now you and i have a agreement i think the largest i don't think we disagreed on anything i think the largest threat to humanity i think the large He just doesn't realize it, right? What did you say? I didn't think I was going to gang up on you and Brandon at all. That's how it works out, dude.

This is always the way it is. I think the biggest threat to humanity, you want to hear my biggest threat to humanity? You want to know the biggest threats of humanity? Worshiping false gods. False gods. Well, okay. Or the wrong God.

That's the thing. Well, okay, how about it the wrong God is the flag? Worshiping man, worshipping yourself, worshipping status, power, all that stuff. What is worship being, first of all? You dedicate, worship just means dedicating all of your energies

toward this thing over here. My cock. Your cock, your stomach. That'd be awesome. My belly. Your money. All that stuff. Your power.

Yes. Well, also you can worship tradition. You could make anything into a false, fuck it. But look, the bottom line is, dude, you live in a mind control society. The MK Ultra that you heard of, they didn't stop doing that.

They did MK Ultra. arc and it's been disclosed well this my name this thing this is the fuck that's control yeah but that's a form of control is that your kids those are good news that's a form of control be this is this is this is it the most control this is and then where do you get your news can you imagine where do you get influenced it's great where do you get your news where to get influence but but the devil's always really good and awful right okay let me just fill you in on some details real quick one america is named after Amaru, which is a Peruvian fucking feathered dragon god. I don't know what the fuck, but Amaru.

This is Amaruka. Amerigo Vespucci, they didn't name it after him. He changed his name to go with that. So you live in the land of the plume serpent. That's a fact. Okay. Okay. The people that are in the know.

The plumed serpent, which is a dragon. Well, yeah, but what do dinosaurs have now? They tell you feathers, right? So, anyway, in Peru, I don't know why that God specifically, but that's the God. But it's all over the world, you see this dragon shit. I don't really care, but I'm telling you, these people believe in this shit. Did you ever hear Jordan Peterson's explanation for why dragons are, it's not his explanation, but this is what Anthropos is?

Why are dragons represented in every culture that have nothing to do with each other? Do you ever hear about this? It's kind of fascinating. Yes, of course. I didn't. So dragons are a combination of eagles. snakes and cats when now what are the two the one are the three things that kill monkeys in the trees monkeys are terrified of eagles they're terrified of they're terrified of snakes and they're terrified

of cats all of our boreal they all live in the trees i didn't know any of that so yes so so monkeys so the one thing so monkeys when they try to steal each other's food will the other the other there are birds and monkeys that will other monkeys that will make the sound of an eagle they look up and they're afraid they're all nervous they're jack their food right yeah so so monkeys are The things that prey on monkeys are eagles, birds of prey, eagles snatch the shit out of my harpy eagles. Snakes are take monkeys, especially when they're babies. Python, snakes, and leopards and servels and all those cats that are in the trees,

Jaguars. I haven't disagreed with you. So what I'm saying is that, so the idea behind why dragons are represented as this terrifying. It's a mix of all three? It's a mix of all three. And that's our genetic memory. Or there's actual dragons.

When we were monkeys and trees, we have that genetic memory. So, you know how some people have an irrational phobia of snakes? Yes. All chimps. If you have a, see if you can bring up chimps. If a chimp can seize a snake, if you put a chimp with a bunch of snake with a bunch of chimps, they will sit in a tree and look at that fucking thing for hours. They will freak out.

I don't know why this is different than anything I've said so far. Who's that handsome? Oh, Akash's girl was popping her pussy at a frat house. she kept saying she's talking about this one bar she's the pop but brats just looking at a swole black that's what i'm thinking he's looking it's popping your pussy a dance it's like front twerking right right i think i don't know but i think the problem is she said i i used to go these with these white guys and pop my pussy and i miss it is probably the thing that damn you know never mind any other kind of thing it just seems like if i was a cut you know i know if i said that i'm just throwing my dick

around sorority houses my girl be like why are you saying that in public why you saying this on a podcast yeah it seems kind of not appropriate yeah that chin this is not the one this guy i figured this would be the one you ordered which one never mind what was asking for uh you felt like i was watching snake eat a monkey list you know i'm saying when monkeys see snakes

but why were you saying it type type in chimps see a snake they freak out they will scream jump and and you have bathroom breaks on this pocket if you are brother let's go where but where there's a bathroom outside there take a quick break then let's go I'll go with a quick break again uh You're 40.

I'm 48. You're 48? Yeah, she's 30. Maybe don't look 48. I feel like stuff to tell these things. You know, you don't go. Am I older than everybody? Every, you know what?

Every part, you don't get old all in the same parts at once. You get old one part of the time. Some of my parts are younger than others, but that way. Daddy's testosterone came back again. 833. That's good. I know, but my free is lower. So I, because I have sex hormone bond.

binding globule so it ties up your testosterone sex hormone say that again a tiny bit that'll come up okay sex hormone binding globule yeah that was my old band in high school let's roll let's roll let's roll let's roll let's almost done I have to take care are you do the road yeah you do what you got any dates um curb mystery comedy.com uh post them on as they come but tomorrow I got derp with curb uh another episode and uh I got Jason Giorjani. Have you done the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido? No.

I'm going to be there this Friday Saturdays. We're completely different there, dude. That's like from 2013, 14. Holy shit. 2013. Then it came out in 2014. That's Kurt Metzker. So that's a decade ago.

A hilarious comic. As Jimmy calls it. Hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be at the Grand Comedy Club, everybody. That's what I was taking. Fad Burner, the good one. that you don't think should take it.

Have you tried? No, not a fat, well, no, it was like, it was like, it was some purple pill. Fuck, what was it called? Louis J. Gomez. I saw I go in the gym with him, and Louis was like, hey, you want to take days before you run?

All right, he gave me the maximum. I'd never take it before. Running at it, yeah. But, boy, I, they called him fat burners. Boy, that shit work. Yeah. I don't think they're good for you. No, no, no, no.

I don't think of that. That's epic shit is a good. Game-changing for a lot of people, though. I only take it for my cock. It's too fat. It's too small. I got to just drop. I thought I could never drop the weight, but.

No, that's hard, dude. You just walk around with that big body, that big old dick. It's just too fat. I just wanted to slim. Just sit there. Slim dick. Too heavy. This is a four-cloth podcast, be sure.

Normally, I only do three, Brian. Dude, four. I just, I was having an empathetic. I didn't even see you do that. Do you? I have empathetic reactions. I didn't even see him down those. It's just watching Brian be obtuse was just too much.

I was uptuce. It hurts. I was drinking two years. I know you're so perfect for that part. I can't wait. I think that you're most perfect guy for that because look how you defended the devil's world. I did. I'm going to be good.

I'm going to be good because that's who I'm going to be. I still have an optimistic model of the world. Because I wanted Jimmy Doer to play Jeff Boyardee, the oligarch who pays for your cutout. That'd be great. And he has a lot of plastic surgery. Like, Steve Wynn. It's such a good. And he's known for never yelling.

She just gets nicer when he's mad. You wrote a really good TV show. Well, we'll say, I'm not a professional person. I really didn't think they would buy it and I didn't want to do this. You're skilled. I would just put on stupid shit and go on podcasts. It's really my life that I would like. Yeah, you're a, you're a, I have a few calls.

You've always been an undeniably funny. Yeah, we appreciate it, brother. Yeah, we appreciate it coming on, man. Brian Callan, years ago on a showcase, Brian, I remember that dude, because you showed me a bunch of shit that I could make my jokes better with right after a set. And you were right. This is a Ken True showcase. I was like, fucking.

I had no business giving you comedy tips. They were all good tips. I swear God. I'm glad. Well, Kurt, we love you, brother. Thanks, man. We're rooting for you here. Yeah, I don't have any choice.

I don't have other skills. No, that's how I. You don't need other skills. What else was? I think I could do one thing, you know. You don't need other skills. Brian, where are you going to be? I'll be at Cardiota this weekend, December 5 and 6 at the Grand Comedy Club.

Get your tickets. I'll set that up. And then I'm in Naples, Florida, December 12 and 13, not the 14th now. So it's Friday, Saturday, not Sunday. I'll change that. Naples, Florida. All right, kids, we love you. This is the 500 kid.

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