The Fighter & The Kid - Legion of Skanks X Fighter & The Kid LIVE | BONUS Episode!

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Live Fighter and the Kid with Legion Of Skanks (Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith at Skankfest in Las Vegas.

What's up, T-Fat Cave Army. It's about to say fam. Army fam, what do you want to call yourselves? This is a special bonus episode of the Fire in the Kid with our boys from Legion of Skanks. This podcast went down at Skankfest and it was live on Mint at Skankfest. But Lewis Gomez was genuinely nice enough to send it to your boy. So we can give it out to you guys. So please enjoy firing the kid live with the Legion of Skanks, Big J or Oakerson, Lewis J Gomez,

and also my favorite Dave Smith. And it is live from Skankfest in Vegas. So enjoy. A few housekeeping notes for again, this juicy live episode with the Skankfest boys and Legion of Skanks. I will be in Niagara Falls, November 4th and 5th. Niagara Falls, New York. It's at the Seneca Casino out there. Those shows are almost sold out. It's one show Friday night,

one show Saturday night, Saturday night, November 4th and 5th. And then to wrap up the year, I'm in Chicago December 8th and 9th. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, tickets at thickboy.com. My boy, Brian Callan, will be a good night's, and that's in Rally, new North Carolina,

good night's in North Carolina. That's Thursday, November ninth, Friday, November 10th, Saturday, November 11th, then he is at Yuck Yuck's in Calgary, November 16th through the 18th, that's in Calgary, Canada. It's gonna be freezing, but Calon will be okay. So please enjoy this very special episode

of Fightin' the Kid with the Legion of Skanks. Appreciate it, enjoy. Yes we did, cause we got got it again. It's the fightin' on the kid. This is really the fight only the kid Come on baby What are we doing? I made it I fucking made it the belly want to open the little box? Let's book in them in case trouble breaks out. And then you give me a signal and we'll fucking converge. We'll sandwich them.

You know what I'm saying? I'm not going to lie. I thought Kellyn's going to miss it. That'd been a terrible love. Dude, all I know is I'm 56. And this is very rare. There was a gallon. Her like she was like 30 and she was giving me business

She said I like your cashmere swear. I never have Never. All right anyway I felt like I like your cashmere sweater. Yeah, I'm the only one wearing cashmere in this whole fucking place Sorry everyone can we can we have some whiskey please? Thanks for the amount a bee Can we bring out our guests? We got some special guests for this you know what let's just cut to it Let's get to it, huh? All right. Let's bring him out you just you you the skate fest crew know these boys It is the Legion of Skates The King Gomez the great day Smith and of course Big J.

This is good. You guys get the coveted back angle. This is in cram, so excited. I can't believe Lewis is going to fist fight Brendan Schabon today. On stage, in front of all of you people. Time to go viral bitches. Let's go. Pile on.

Holy shit. Lewis is gonna commit suicide by shop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's so much bigger than you guys realize. Holy shit. God damn it dude.

He feels like he's ran it. It's so much easier to talk shit on the internet. Oh my God, this guy's great in person. Holy fuck. I'm just here for the nude roast. I just wanted to watch the nude roast. The naked roast, I'll ya. Hey look, there's nobody, it's right after this, the naked roast.

There's not a single attractive person in the naked roast. Don't you worry. No. Yeah. Well that's why I'm excited now. It's Brian Calon's gonna do it. There's not a single attractive person in the naked roast don't you worry no Well, that's why I'm excited now. It's Brian Calon's gonna do it Oh, man, I still have no great pubic care and I'm working with a piece you got them old balls though I got some old balls bro. I got some old balls. I bet your dick is fucking nice. It's weathered It's weathered. I look like the letter L. No, I'm sure it's like guys you guys catch got a Vane shit and it's like scene stuff right? Yeah, and he does go all the way up anymore. It just goes straight out

It's just kind of like like I just kind of like it's lazy. It's like I'm not gonna go and it's nose looks like a great white Shark just been through some shit stuff got some barnacles on them or those warts Could we could we convince either of you guys to judge the naked roast tonight judging the gross Jason Ellis is judging he's got a fucking heavy fucking piece. Yeah dude. Karen Fihanna's judging it. She's actually going full nude or plus he's going to be out. You don't have to pay for only fanned. And then I think it's already how much money she's losing by doing this. And then I think Ori Schuffier is going to judge it as well and always got the biggest grossest balls

So they're gonna all be naked everyone's gonna be fucking naked dude can we convince you to count if you want to I need a priest if you want to win over the strength best crowd This is the way to you guys wouldn't win over the strength best crowd go do the fucking naked roast right now What a manipulative tactic that was Louis you want What a manipulative tactic that was Lewis. You want to talk about it? You get not in it. Take your clothes off. I'm going to rape Brendan Shaw.

Take your clothes off. Sounds pretty rape. Hey, you know when this crud over, you should kiss me in the closet. Lewis looks like a Disney land pimp, doesn't he? That's a good look. Yes. I'm going to take that as a compliment, Brian. You should, Brian doesn't roast.

I have a different outfit for every day of this festival. In fact, at the end of tonight, I'm giving away this fucking hat to one lucky fan in this crowd. Can I just, I mean, I hate to be that guy, but Lewis, we all have a different outfit for every day of this festival. He keeps saying that. That's a thing to brag about that you're not wearing the same clothes the next day. He keeps saying ridiculous outfit. I

know Lewis comes from family money. Guys I brought a change of clothes for every day. New socks. It's a new Lewis. I'm talking underwear for Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. And I'm given away. At the end of every day, I'm ringing them out and fucking flinging them in the audience. Hey, well, we're supposed to be trash and burn a joke. What's going on right now? It's ridiculous. He's won them and they realize he's better than you. He is better. Not at all. The one thing I realized is everyone told everyone I told everyone's told me everybody

Bert Kreischer everybody is like you and los you just need to get together. Yeah, you guys are gonna love each other. You're into the same shit. He's built some stuff. You built some stuff. You guys are gonna like each other. But we've never really met face. Yeah, yeah. And this is it. What you've built is fucking insane. Yeah Yeah, I bow down to you man like it's it's an awesome. That's right You should bow down to be bitch. Yeah, well

Yeah, are you any of your goddamn mind Lewis? Shut up dude. I'm Lewis. We take the olive branch you lunatic. I'll tell you what let me keep your old Lewis's mic Just just throw him in a headlock and then watch what happens What'll happen is shovel just going to go like this and start giggling. And then it'll be a disaster. Lewis, we do not have your bad pleas. You are on your own here. Hey, I won't let him kill you.

Without going, stop, it was my friend. We've learned, he learned. We have talked about this before on the show, could the Legion of Skanks, the three of us collectively take Brendan's job? No, because I think we could. Three of us, you pussy. I think you fucking bitchers.

I don't know, because if he gets, if he gets, he's like bam, bam. And if he gets that look, that gorilla, that sort of, you know, before he pulls your limbs off, it's a weird thing. Lewis, let me explain to you why we couldn't, because I am immediately fighting on Brendan's side. Okay? I am right away.

I'm jumping right over. No, two, one, two. We're fucked. He's getting his baggots. It's gonna be a movie where he levels you, and then it's gonna be me and Dave going, oh, man. Hey, we all said some things we didn't mean back here, man. We're all getting a little wild. Much rooms are going around.

What was the Tom Cruise movie where he's like the last two run. They always run. That's going to be the Legion of Sky. I don't know. Yeah. You guys, we're not doing references anymore. Fuck you guys.

I bet I ran him a pause for Brian came here right from the fucking airport. Right. For you people, for you, I ran here. Good thing my cardio's on point. All right, guys, sir. Brian texted me, he was like, he's like, dude, there's weather at the airport.

And then, because he knew that I would assume that he's lying, he started sending videos of him at the airport with like delays behind him and other people mad. Yeah, all right, Lane, we had a, we just holding the hand for the rain. Yep, I bought three, I bought three fucking tickets and I finally, I get this one at 130 and we're taxing and the guy goes our right engine just went out and I went, I got to get the skank vest and everybody went, yeah!

And then they made an exception. You guys were all, that works in American her. But here's how long I've known Brian. Even though he showed me the videos, I still thought he'd die. Yeah, I was so alive. I was like, this fucking... No, I lied, I lied. He's back and out of skating fast.

I have fans tweeting at me and like, dude, Brendan convinced Brian to lie for him because Brendan didn't want to show up. That's what they were saying. They thought it was a whole fucking ruse. And then Brendan was here at 2 o'clock, getting fucking down all day. No, no, no, he, he know it down all day. No, you know what? Shop shop called me up shop call me up. We were talking at the airport. He goes like this. He goes dude

I go when he goes the crowds. I go. Oh, he goes. They're fucking great. They're really nice Okay, well, let me just say I will say this, OK? I every year at Skangfest, there's always like some comedians, because it's their first time at Skangfest. And every year, they always say the same thing to me. They always go, they're actually great. Yeah.

They're not that bad. It's because they look at you fucking, you know, savages. It looks like an audition. It looks like a casting couch for 60 days in. I did a little bit of time. I can get through it. No, to be honest, I was terrified to come, though, for sure. You were. You were nervous.

I'm super nervous. He said you did say to me, you're like, dude, like, I got to keep my head on the swivel. I was like, they're not going to hurt you, Brendan. We're like, I don't know. Brendan, you're like, dude, like, I got to keep my head on the swivel. I was like, they're not going to hurt you, Brendan. Relax. I don't know. Brendan, you can double clothesline your way through this place systematically. He can like the floor.

Like Bo Jackson and Tecmo ball, just taking off heads and then make your way back through and even lines, like, you're mowing a big lawn. By the time you get to the third row, they're going to be like, no, no, no, I'm just just going to lay them out too. Once they they're all down I come out and I go how they did a good job this week. I got a nice the lines are perfect. Oh you have to have lawns. I'm sorry I fuck you guys. That was a good lawn. That's a good lawn joke. Where are you at in your life? Dave's in his head right now dude. You got fucking with Dave. Am I the only guy with no tattoos I'm sure no tattoos the only guy with bare skin

With virgin skin no, Dave is no tattoos either It's because he's a dude. Oh, he's Jewish because he's a but me but me and Lewis have Dave's missed that to us. Check this out down. What? Uh oh. It's got good skin tone. Doesn't he? Look at that. I don't tan properly. Look at him. There it is. It's two half-harts and his says Dave Munsas Smith. Oh, there you go. Yep. I like that very much. That is adorable. That's love. That's love for a Jew. Every time they put them together, a pedophile is executed. So how long have you guys been together? How long has this been going on skank 12 years 12 years the podcast this is the seventh skankfest But how long have you guys like you came up together in comedy man?

Dave were friends before your comedies I was friends with Dave when I was nineteen or twenty years old We were like roommates and then we became like young people. I don't know why that one guy claps so much. It's for roommates, for roommates. It's fucking roommates. No, it's time for roommates. We were like college wrestling around.

Somebody's cock flies out of his speed. Well, we literally did. Dude, me and Dave said I have cauliflower air because me and Dave Smith were just fucking losers who would smoke weed and do jujitsu in the living room. You'd rent like the videos or DVDs. You have C events and then we would fucking do jujitsu. We didn't know jujitsu. No, but we said smack soccer in the ears.

Like I said, you do some light wrestling. Yes. But I have to, I always have to correct the record. And what would happen is me and Lewis were roommates and we would get drunk and smoke weed and watch UFC and then Lewis would shoot a double leg on me. Right, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. He's already, so then you would just have to wrestle Lewis.

This was part, if you remember Lewis in his 20s, this was part of being friends with him that he would just always start grappling with you. No, I know. I just set my defense and I go, no, I'm your dancing friend. Yeah, yeah. I tried, I tried, we better, you tell me you'd give me $5,000 if I could take you down. Yeah. And we were at this, we were at a party. It was basically a Snoop Doggie dog party. It was a Snoop dog. Is that what are the kids saying? Anyway, it was just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I wanted to poke the bear. I swear to chill, man. There's something about challenging a UFC fighter that you're like, dude, I want to just test myself. And then you do it and you're like,

that was the worst idea I've ever had in my entire life, dude. Bisping and Mickey Gall both put me down with body shots, just for a giggle. Oh, is that true? Yeah, both of them. Not good. I'm not going to do striking. But sometimes you can like jump in his lap, and then try

to grab his head or something. It's okay. I know. I'm so gay. I gotta come out of the closet now. But yes, you and Dave. Same guy clapping. I'd tell you something funny about Lewis and Dave's

novice training. And maybe we'll give you guys a treat here on the fighter in the kid show. One of my favorite things in the world With Lewis and Dave the cuteness of their relationship is a little training method called Lewis versus hand First man. What is it? Lewis first if you guys want to see a little dose to Lewis v. Hand

I'll say right now. I'll say right now, hand is not really ready for what I have right now. Damn. Okay, so if you guys are looking confused at this, me and Lewis used to play this game where Lewis would try to fight my hand. You see if he can hit my hand before I can move it out of the way. No, so you do this, not have to try to punch it.

But the man could strike me back. It's very fast. It's very fat. It's very It's very elusive try that it's it's not a good game It's yeah, this gives me boyish laughter. I love it so much. I try that. Let me try that I want to see Brian Callen versus hand He's not going to be I'm viper quaint but I'm going to be going to smack you when you're Yeah, that's the problem. I'll slap No, you won't just slap me. No, Brian. No, Brian. We have to understand is I'm not a game's ring

Slap you this game's ring. You can't beat hand Lewis is focusing on it. By the way, I promise you, Brendan Schrob could beat hand. Oh, let me tell you something. Hand needs a train for Brendan Schrob. But Lewis. But hand. So the funny of this is Lewis seriously trying to focus on hand. By the way, I think Lewis came up with this game.

Yeah. He's the one in the blood. That's training I've ever had in my life. But hand slaps Lewis nonstop in the face. No, that's not true. I've gotten race. That's where I've gotten better. Dave, have I not gotten better? You said you didn't get better. Have I not improved?

Have I recent training? Have I not gotten better? I knew it! Lewis, we have to do that! Shit! Here we go! By the way, Dave's rather athletic. Dave's got some length of bone.

White's gonna long good up. He just stood up. There it is. Show over there. Lewis has built a little bit like a Samoan, I like it. Yeah. Just Samoan legs. Just Moana legs.

Yeah, Lewis's last name should be Hakawaga, Hakawaga. All right, now what is this now? This is great. All right, all right. Lewis is already complaining. Hans seems to be ready. You do not hunk before the fight. How dare you as that?

You hunked. I was doing like an Anderson Silva master thing. Like, yeah. Hans seems to be on point already It's a hand crowd everybody hand crowd all right. Oh shit. Oh, there you go Alright, oh shit. Oh, there you go That's good technique move the head move the head That's not you're not fighting hand Lewis you've now attacked arm

By the way, Dave was kind of lazy with that slap. Yes Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah it twice a week. Listen, okay four years old. We did this ones at the stand-joking round for a minute recently, but when we were, like I'm 40, lose your 41, when we were 20 and we were roommates, we did this so much. I can't, me and Lewis used to constantly do things where you take something and pretend it's a knife. And be like, let me see if I could fight you off with a knife. And the guy with the knife wins 10 out of 10 times, man.

10 out of 10. You just never, never. You're like, let me grab that. You're like, ah, you got me so bad. No ability to take a knife away from somebody. Nice, nice. You're not so much different. I watched a thing on YouTube and it was like, you had a serious fight somebody with a knife. And the advice was, they were like, first thing first, you're getting it stabbed with this knife.

Just so you know, there's no not getting stabbed if you're fighting somebody with a knife. It's about avoiding like, you're getting sliced up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, currently 90% of people, 90 or 87% of the white handed and they stab you with their right hand. And they come this way. So, you know, you're getting it stabbed with this knife. 90 or 87% of the white handed and they stab you with the right hand so they come and they come this way so you know they do fuck you dude

like that here bang and then I don't know you guys had all this fight science on this show and where where mesh around your midsection like let's just shred it already like me how nice you need that with my whiskey sorry sorry thank you Brendan Brendan why you such a fucking sweetheart why does everyone hate you so much

what is happening I know what is wrong with you people he can be any nicer I know that's what happens you started it you started it he did start it

that's fucking hilarious that was a great response and I guess what Brendan gives to charity but he doesn't tell anybody so don't you feel bad now you fuck so you you think that's helping Brian You're making a worse. Why do you hate him? You started it It's like the third video something to the bus you're like what's wrong you guys? be cool

bullies Hey, dude look there's a lot there's a lot to hate on there is a lot to hate on I've never but I've never have you ever heard me say a bad word about you you've never said a bad word about anybody you have the nicest person I've ever met but these people hate you so much I don't understand I'm trying to understand you know what it is he is six four with all that fucking hair he's new and shoulders for days it's a little annoying it is you know what I mean like he's kind of good breeding stock so it's fun to kind of even I kind of secretly told behind

his back. You know what I mean? I do. I'm a little bit. I do. What? I make fun of his speech. It was you all along. It was never Bobby Lee's ex-wife. It was you. No comment. I did not. I didn't say that. I didn't say. We broke. I didn't say it. I've opened the case. I said right here. It's always who you least suspect. You really should. We funnels Brian with a fake account like this. I don't know why we is. What a puppet master. That would be no pants. That would be a great last scene of that movie though. If they're like, that's been Callin the whole time. It's a slow turn.

Brian. And if for no reason Brennan has a button down shirt and he's doing this, he's taking his shirt off because he's going to take his shirt off. Why can't he? So it's like, hey, it's just that you have to show me your bolt. No, it's just like the thing that we said and then we all suck each other's dicks

For a while, you know what I mean? I'm like what? I'm so confused. I don't know. It's only gay if you're smiling guys if you're frowning. It's okay But it's like the it was it was the open Anthony subreddit was like the fucking like they were They turned on open Anthony in such a fucking crazy way and then the fighter in the sub the fighter in the kid subreddit It's like a fucking dude What is it? I've never been on you've never been on it. Oh, let's open it right now on the big screen if we could You've never I don't have a ready to count you don't have to have a ready to go on to it I don't even read my own

I started hearing about the years long. Yeah, I don't even read my own comments. But the Joe Rogan read it down. It's all just a tragedy. And also, Reddit turned into a weird thing where there's fan groups of people who hate the thing that they're in the group of. Yeah. But nobody watches it more. They know so much.

Yeah, isn't it a community? Everybody's looking for some kind of community? Oh, don't make this your alone. You kind of get to hate hate. No, my thing is I almost making this way worse. I stay off it because I'm just I am now. Yeah, but I figured with I figured that's their place to go like big. They should just kill himself already. I'm like, yeah, go say it. Who gives a shit? I just you read my post. Yeah. And it taught me stay off reddit, dude. Dude,, go say it. Who gives a shit? Yeah, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just I'll post right now a picture of me and you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

I read all of the insults to me to develop thick skin. I also eat dirt to protect my immune system. This is the way. This is the way. Try to do it in the horse stance with a testicle cinch on. Yeah. But you can read all of that's a house your mental health I want to kill my not

Let me tell you not great Yeah, he's gonna die early from a rage hard attack probably No, I mean look you're right. It probably would be better It probably would be better to not read all of the hate But also I read it to like make myself a little bit better. It makes me a little bit more self-aware. No, I can't play baseball right now. James, I'm reading hate comments on Reddit.

It's making papa better. I will say that there's... Yo, I'm fat, dude. I'm taking the chair with me when I lean forward. I'm not fat, I'm hippie. You're what? I'm hippie. Just a little hippie. You're what? I'm hippie. Just a little hippie.

You the only guy I know gets away with frosting his hair. Thank you. Am I right? He actually gets away with it. If he was anybody else, I'd make sure I have so many jokes about his hair. It's worse, you know what? It does, it becomes frosty tips. It is color at some point I put in it.

And then that fades out. When you sit down in the barber, do you go, just frost, you know, don't make it like crazy. To be fair, Jay loves frosting of all types. That's like one of the things. I like it in my hair, on my flakes. Yeah, dude. On his cake.

Yeah, on my cake. He does get away with it. We try so hard to not let him. He does get away with that. He's not losing any of it. Yeah, but Jay, you don't go on to the reddits. You try so hard to not let him. He does get away with it. My losing any of it. Yeah, but Jay, you don't go on to the reddits. You should let me be cooler in 1999. Ha ha ha ha.

Take that. By the way, you're not talking to anyone here. You're just like a... Very poory heart, you know. I was like, yeah. I will my sunglasses at night, so... What happened? A chorus. I like when you say... B.K. Okrasson, an unrealized life as a new metal singer. What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened?

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What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? Philadelphia and the girls who didn't like me. Okay, I love how you like started dressing this way in 1999. And then you were like, you like it, I'm just gonna wait until it becomes cool and it never became cool again. Keep waiting, Lewis. Yeah, I couldn't dress like this in 1999.

It was all hip-hop dog. See, Jay dresses so uncooled. You dress too cool. So the way you dress sucks and the way you dress sucks. So you have to be in the middle like a Dave Smith or a Brian Callan. Like a nice boring fucking white guy and a fucking cashmere black jeans, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I dress like a fucking dickhead. I understand the sucks. I like that look. I like it. I like that look. Dude, come on. Don't be so hard on yourself. You are a different outfit every day.

Ha ha ha. We're going in. Lewis, give yourself a little bit of a break. You put a daily outfit. What do you guys think you'd be? This is a fucking weird job that we do. What do you think you'd be doing for real? Rapping.

Exactly. Rapping. Personally, as a profession, not a hobby. What are you doing if you weren't doing this? I'd probably storm the Capitol. Yeah. Oh, dude, you would be such a good Capitol storm, man. Oh, my God.

I know, dude. Oh, my God, dude. This was just jump over the fucking fence with one leap. Yeah. Man, Shob, we really could have used you on the sixth. That's all I'm saying. Oh, my God. We really need you.

Shob would have come in. You're Shob's out there. He would have choked out the fucking Shaman guy, and then put his face paint on himself. I am your king now I am your king. I don't approve of what happened there that day for the record But when it's time you'll know dog whistle dog whistle You know there are some attractive women at Skankfest, which I was expecting to see attractive women at Skankfest, which I was expecting to see. Do you want to do something?

That's so cool that you would come here after those canceled flights and then lie to everybody. No, that is really fun. I just want to say, thank you for putting on your best face today. All of you. Skankfest gets hotter and hotter every year, dude. That's a physically hotter word of desert. You're all ugly people. I am all over the world.

Everyone gets better and the space gets smaller. We're all hotter. Yeah, gets better and the space gets smaller. We're all hotter. Yeah, no, this chick's pretty hot and then, uh, yep. Don't say this chick is pretty hot. She's hot. She's pretty hot, dude. I mean, look, you fucking... She's sure I was not trying to walk into a truck.

I'll tell you that much. What's that? Oh, is that Mo Dicks? What's that? And I do have a new truck. You have a new truck, dude. You're only walking this check to your truck. That's care real, dude.

I know. You're a fucking maybe a look that are in the rear view mirror as you drive away. Yeah, they're all looking at the shop. Shop looking at the front. And if you're picking up like not throwing it all away, I'll tell you this young lady canquee on command. She canquee on command this girl right here.

Oh, she's like a skankfest regular? No, she's wearing her golden ticket because she can qu- She want a contest. She qu- She's qu- She looks like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader and who goes to church. Also, qu- Qu- Also, qu-

Qu- Qu- Qu- Qu- Qu- Qu- Qu- We font command was the original name for the fighter in the kit podcast Facts I wish we called it that yeah, no one safe burn no one Fucking burn on that stuff right on your skills We're parents like how'd you get the goal pass? Yeah, she has a spoken to her dad in ten years She's rebelling. She didn't ask how or no details.

You couldn't tell her. She was proud of your mother. You couldn't tell her that it was queuing and dunking a basketball. Good for you though. Also, when you hear a woman talk, it didn't kind of funny. You're like, dude, sometimes they choose the podcast and you're like, that's crazy, right? It's not. They're fucking voices, are the worst.

Byron and Kid has no female fans, you know what it's like, yeah. You really won. Oh, there's one right there. Oh, we have one, oh wow. All right, thank you. Oh, surprise, surprise. The fucking cyborg lady is.

But attractive, but attractive. So fuck you, Jack. Oh, hey, welcome, ex-Malkinah. Are you guys... That's how we get to wear with the frosted tin. Yeah, the kids quick. Fucking lune of a shawnt in the front row loves the fighter of the kid.

That was you. I've been a fan for a long time. I love what you guys do. The way you broke down the return of Nate Diaz was remarkable. Your banter is unmatched. I'm sorry. They're both very blonde though. You should breed.

Your children would get lost in some. They have three kids. Oh, you have three kids But these two these two will they will swing they will do crazy shit. Oh, yeah, swingers They send me DMs all the time. They're like please like please fuck my wife. Please if you could This guy regularly asked me to Do you think a rough kid to it? Yeah, I'm sorry here and look you you guys are the fight experts here But they look like they had their three kids not from sex, but from Moitai training. Yeah, that's right.

But accidental. Stayed in the grip too long and he came. That's it. Seaped in. Spartans. Are you guys fighters? You're black belt. And what?

In Jiu Jitsu. I can see it on your body my friend Congratulations, I haven't had a chance to take you in all right hold on if we trade out Dave could me this guy and Jay take Shop I think me this guy and he's a fucking black belt Yeah, but wait, what kind of did you compete like competitive black belt? Yeah, it might be a problem It might be a problem say that might be a problem. Say that kid. Can I make a pun for the patient? But you're getting one thing, Lewis. Me in the background. They always forget about me, everyone. And fight it on the kid. If you want to edit this out, feel free to. It's a

strange thought, but you shouldn't hit your ladies, fellas. But if you got to show them what's what, you could do worse than doing jujitsu to them. You got to show them what's what. That doesn't answer, that doesn't raise any questions the next day if you arm bar your wife. No one's ever like, what happened to your eye? And you're like, oh my God, what was in a knee bar, I just submit.

No, I think you should, I think, I think RearNaked choking your, I had to submit. No, I think you should, I think, I think, re-naked choking your wife till you put her out should be just what you do to end a dispute. Yeah. Unpopular maybe, but, and don't, but if you do. You got dark, fellas. Body work, yeah.

Listen, I'm not going to coastline everything that was just set up here. It's got a huge heart. But I will. It's just so inappropriate. I'm not. No one takes a woman's set up. It's got a huge heart. I will just so inappropriate I'm no one takes a woman's role. What turns me on all right, but I will say if you and Lewis and Jay can beat Brendan job in a fight You will learn yourself a shot at hand That's and hands been ducking you for a long time sir

It's the next level training hands been pickinging you for a long time sir. It's the next level of training hands been picking his fights for years And if you beat hand now now Lewis will have sex with your wife Lewis is training how much are you training right now? I'm training a lot right now Yeah, November 4th Carnival of combat Better just boxing right now. I'm hold I bad knees. Okay. Why are you a knee so bad from from jujitsu? Sucking cock. Just kidding on my knees. Okay, seriously. Get it down there and blowing dudes. I always go for the low hang in fruit. Am I right? Am I right? No, yeah, I got baddies. I'm fighting November 4th, Carnival of Combat and me versus Tim Butterly.

I don't know if he's in the room right now, but I'm gonna fuck Tim Butterly up. What's up, baby boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, carnival of combat one. I've got bad knees Streaming Tim I was just working with Tim. We're on the same show. He could be a handful though. Yeah, Tim's a bad motherfucker It is a purple belt as a boy tie fights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but does he move his head, Brennan? Does he fucking move his head? He has that white boy, you're on a sand, I'm a fucking coper. He does, he's got like, uh, like, he's from the fight in the city of Philadelphia, so this one's tough for me.

I'm from Patterson, New Jersey, dude. It's one of the most dangerous places in the fucking world. You move, you move, pattern when you were three months old. I'm, I'm from Brooklyn County. Itland County. And everyone called you the N word. Stop it. And you know what? They were right. That's what a sign of what a great neighborhood you lives in, Lewis.

They thought you were the black guy. They did. I just love that these guys are smoking. It's so rare. I live in a world where everybody does cold plunges in the morning and has seared elk and half a YAM if they've earned it and these fucking guys are just like the videotape before we you fucking pussy Where are you? Cancers for

Live long for what dude? I create a b when I argue with you on politics, you know, I don't know shit about politics I'm just regurgitated. And it's a very CT version of it. Yeah, it's not good. But he's a libertarian. I'm right with him. This is how stupid libertarianism is. Brendan Shaw agrees with it.

Correct. Brendan, fuck him up in the name of liberty. In the name of liberty. Now listen, show him that like an eagle. Now squeeze him till he poos. Am I just regurgitating someone smarter than me? Sure, but that's how it works. That's how it works.

It's called trickle down effect. We're all smart, so we're not sitting there. You pass it down until someone punches Lewis in the face. Brennan, will you punch me in the arm really hard? I want to see a hard you punch Please I want to feel it dude. Let's go bluff for blow hold on Brandon I'm Right, Brandon given what he deserves Lewis you got a fight coming up. What are you doing?

You got a fight coming up. What are you doing? You got a fight coming up though Brandon turn your shoulders Hold on Wait, wait, wait, stop stop Brethren you have to see through the target yes You're punching through the I am so I'm sweating now. I'm so good. Yo, I think if you hit Lewis here, he shuts off. Yes. As long as he doesn't use his karate, we'll be okay.

Let's say, dude, he's sitting there. I'm saying, you can hit me as hard as you can. But Lewis, you got a box. You're going to get a charm. No, dude, it's not a punch in the arm, dude. Whatever, Brennan's gated. How about that? Oh, Jesus.

Brennan's gated. Brennan's gated. Brennan's gated. Brennan's gated. Keep your arm posted. Dude, I bet you Brennan punches like a punch. Oh Jesus Brandans game Brandans game Brandans game Keep your arm post your body. Dude, I bet you Brendan punches like a bitch You miss me and points me in my rib It was armed to death. Oh my god. It was like the JFK bullet it ricocheted It's the silky shirt. 30 silky shirts.

Hit me twice, you piece of shit. It was so meaty. Peter, a god he made in last second, too. Yeah. That doesn't feel good. Sorry. Remember, I didn't want to do this. You know, it's never your idea, huh?

Never. Louis, you come, Brendan Alford, he said, I'm training tomorrow morning with Team Rattlesnake. Will you come and train with Team Rattlesnake tomorrow morning? Yeah, I'm down. What time though? My CU bus played at 9.30.

Wait, you're what? My CU bus. Football. Football, dude. Football. Yeah. I'll tell you this. He grabbed Michael Rappaport in the hallway.

After fighting, Michael was like, I want to see what you got and Brennan goes what do you want to do He goes I don't know and he goes let me put you in a headlock and Brennan goes oh I've never seen anything like that before and And then Michael grabbed him in a headlock and Michael's a big guy and then Brennan I saw him start to giggle and then he grabbed Michael and just he went like that and he popped he broke his rib Yeah, he went he went got it and he broke his rib. Yeah, he went, he went, got it, and went, oh, my rib. Oh no. And then he broke his rib. You accidentally broke his rib? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I said no, he's also a far left cuck. That's amazing. That is a strike. But we love him, but we love him. I love him, but chill out on the rants on it Yeah, do we do not like Michael rap report on the Legion of Skanks dude. We are already fear fans all the way here Fuck Michael rap report Right now and but the Aryan rap port not like each other. Oh, Michael rap report Punched Aryan

Sorry the face twice. Well, you have to slap them Uh slap oh, you slapped him. I mean, he really... I mean, tell you a little story about a Jew who turned to the other cheek. Yes. Okay. Like Moses and so...

One of them was the God of men, and the other is President of the Legion of Skanks podcast. All right, so they all... But why was rap poor so mad at art? Oh, I think art, I did something wrong. I thought it was in my desk. Yeah, art was art. You might have done something wrong. I thought it was in my desk. Yeah, art, art was art. You might have done something wrong.

That would be my, if I had to get it. Wait, it might have been the Kobe thing, right? No, I think no, I think, well, it can't be the Kobe thing. No, I think, I think rap poor sort of trashing art for Kobe thing and then art, he got really personal with rap report. Yeah, art, he's just doing, yeah, bad luck. No, I think it was his wife, it was about,

he has like stalking charges and shit, like my rap report and stuff. He started calling that like a harassing women Real ass dude real ass dude, and then he came for Ari Well, I got it. I'll see you guys later Yo, and then that was when rap before was hanging out with you You see when talent checks out on conversation Stephen Cowan checks that on conversation. Hey guys, man, it's been good, great. I got another plan to catch.

Whenever it gets too hot in heavy counts, like how fortunate are we to be up? I know, I want everybody to get along. I like him both. So I was in the back. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. That's getting fat. Fix the engine. I'm going. You know, one of my favorite things that was when Shane was hanging out at Rappaport a bit and didn't want to show on Rappaport where that was all happening.

And then we were like, yeah, what do you think about what he did to Ari? Shane goes, you know, Rappaport said it's on fucking sight. And it was on sight, dude. He showed up and came right up to Ari and said, I will say it's pretty. It's a point by rap. Look, I do have a weird amount of respect when celebrities

are willing to just throw down. I mean, I personally have had to stop rap apart from fighting. When I didn't even know we were doing a movie, I'm an actor. And we, uh, it doesn't matter. What's going to show my real act after this. It's so, it's only 40 minutes. But, um, but, uh, but I do drama as well, but I'll talk about my stage

experience a little bit later. Do you guys have a minute? But we're doing this movie and fucking this guy were at a bar and wraps a big kid. And I don't know rap that well. And the guy keeps asking. You know, well, that's a calm rap, dude. No, see that?

See that? See that? Yeah, man. He was pretty comfy to me. I'm not fucking hanging out. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know rap a do that much, but it's like, uh, look. I mean, we have a time sharing Tahoe, but other than that,

and we practice Muay Thai together. His low kicks are stupid. So here I am. I'm stupid. I'm hanging out with Mike. Anyway, no, but, uh, he fucking this guy just kept getting in his face, but kind of getting a little obnoxious and asking pictures and

rap out of fucking nowhere, just went, hey bro, a fucking ad with him and he came at him and I had to get in front of him. I had to stop him. Respect him. Yeah. How big was the guy he was going at? Fucking, it was a. Six eight.

Yeah, it was actually not, it wasn't a guy. It was a girl, but still. OK. Yeah, it was very, it was very scary guy it was a girl but still okay. Yeah, it was very it was very The story holds so mad you guys guys the story holds the story holds made the story up for the podcast But the thing is true story true story has anyone ever tried fighting you you talk a lot I don't know you talk a lot of shit about a bunch of people just yeah, I mean I've been Yeah, no, you're the only one you're the only one You start to love

shop shop shop shop shop all right shop all right How many of my friends have tried to fight me just Kurt Matzger Kim Kongden every finger you put out that arm is rattled still. Well, I can't actually move this finger. Yeah, it's some sort of nerve game. I'm just going on right now. I'm a terrible roaster because I could never roast. I would lose that battle.

I wouldn't even know how to start. It's the only time I draw a plank. It's not your thing. It's the one thing. Brian's been to a comedy for a hot second. But when it comes to being mean roasted, I can't do it your thing. It can't be thing Brian's been to economy for a hot second But when comes to like being mean roasted can't do it your thing can't be mean. I think no You should be being again got right see an opening Fucking what's up with your fucking smooth skin Lewis and you fucking hey, but strong job but back to you

Because you you talk shit you guys do your thing have you had an encounter yeah outside your Oh, I have I was one there was that there was a kid this comedian in New York named Jake. I wouldn't even say his last name. I wouldn't give him that much credit. But he would. So we. We are at all right. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. The snake Robertson. Robert. Well good thing we brought him. Jake. Come on now. No, I'm sorry. No, no.

There was a kid when we got kicked out of the creaking cave. We we ended up having Milo Unopolis on the Legion of Skanks No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, moving our show from the Creek in the Cave Rebecca Trent who's one of the owners of this festival with me one of my Partners we ended up moving from her club because of the discourse that came from us having Oh, yeah, fuck for a bit. Yeah, but I forgot about that. Yeah I'm kidding. I love you. Thank you for ever one of the there was like a lefty comedian who was like talking a lot of shit online Like a ton of shit about you about all of us. Yeah, and then I saw him at a comedy club once and then I just saw red Dude I started talking shit to like he was all right to be like how let me tell the story better than Lewis ever will himself It wasn't just you'll never fuck you hand So Lucy wasn't he wasn't just talking shit

He crossed the line where he was like he was was telling, back then throwing milkshakes on people was like a big thing, like a right wingers. I missed this day. He was like, wouldn't it be funny if we all brought milkshakes to the Creek and Cave tomorrow? Like he was trying to kind of instigate people. And then Big J was into the idea. He was like, dude, they're bringing milkshakes.

This fucking rules. I'm like, this is why I started doing comedy. One day, they'll shower me with milkshakes. And my grandmother said, you're living a dream. Louis, and you fight this man? Yeah, that's not a very good thing. But it was just kind of like this weird thing where he was kind of trying to instigate

like a thing to go down. And then the shit talking got more and more and more on Twitter. It was not good. Yeah. Like crossed the line. Because you'll fire back online oh yeah yeah I just go like I I do it if I get on a flight if anybody in the world you're gonna one follower if you say anything about me on Twitter if I'm gonna flight yeah I will spend the entire flight going back at you really yes the whole flight amazing

I know I kind of love it yeah I've got those taking a shit I couldn't do it never on a flight but taking a shoot I've been like Matt. Yeah, I've got to those taking a shit. I couldn't do it. Never on a flight, but taking a shit I've been like, Matt, I looked and now I got to respond. Yeah. I watched that Cloverfield Lane movie and I'd already seen it, but I watched it again. Instead of just mixing it up on line with up. You mix it up on line all the time. You debless in this world of politics. So it's not only like, I'll fuck around with like trolls and talk shit, which is whatever, right? I'm just bored. Dave has like, they care about what they're talking about.

They're like, it's about their lives and they're fucking going out. I see your tweet. You care about what you talk about too. My show is just smarter. Yeah. But Dave, were you in the debate club? No. Really? No. No. No. No. No. No. Dave was like a, he was like a three-basketball. He was an idiot kid. He was like a fucking burnout. Burnout like fucking stomach. No. I wasn't, so you're telling me there's a chance. I was, I was not a good student or anything like that. Oh wow. I was, I was a fucking, I was a pothead and a fuck up and I, I, yeah, I just did, I did enough school so I wouldn't get kicked off the basketball team.

And then I still got kicked off the basketball team. Because I didn't calibrate right. Just that one year. And Dave, Dave kept that same sort of attitude toward basketball right up into the legion of saying basketball game against the US. I do. I say, by the way, I still keep the attitude with the podcast. I try to get enough, just enough jokes off that I don't get kicked off of this podcast.

You know what I mean? Like, at least you're just like, why is Dave even here? And then I say one funny thing and then I keep him another episode. All right. Dave buys himself one month every episode. It's just always a little bit ahead of it. That's worked out for me, whatever. All right.

Dave, why was it only once in a footprint to this sand? He's like, I was home in New Jersey. I don't know. I don't think I came in that day. I was tired. You gave hate you people. You should know. Anyway, hey, that is only true for 80% of you. So you, so you ended up almost fighting Jake. Yeah, that was the only time. Then almost I almost got to fight with Kurt Metzger on live on the Legion of Stanks at the comedy store Oh, wow a real fight a real fight a real fight dude I had water thrown on me. No, no, it was it was whiskey whiskey thrown in my face You did no I threw a couple whiskey at Kurt Metzger's big fucking ugly head and you blocked it. Yeah, I mean it was why like why have you ever spoken a current?

Mads go nice to me. I've known him a long time now. He's he is the worst No, I love Kurt. He's the man. We went on tour together. We were friends. We made up. Yeah, but that this guy You got in the face in his face. He backed out. Oh, he backed out Dude, it's so funny that when you go through these things and anytime you tell the story of like where I almost fought this guy, and I know the story, and I'm like, no, it was a whole thing. But then when you start telling it, you're like, this sounds really stupid, man. Like this was not worth fighting over.

Like first, the thing with Jake, we were like, no, no, no, he tweeted a thing. You know, so like, we were in your Porsche back in the back in the day when you were still fighting. Uh-huh. And this fucking guy, this guy had those... Hold on, let me just say right now, let me point this out. They don't keep, this is the moment, this is it, this is the, I just pinpointed the moment. Why, it's not even Brennan's fault, it's Brian's fault.

I know. These people will never own a Porsche. I know. They hated that you own a Porsche. I know. They hated that you just said that. Doesn't matter, because they fucking are putting them on Porsche. I don't know how to open a Porsche. She doesn't give a fuck.

I drive a Dodge Ram. This is, he's, but that thing about it, Brian can ever make. I don't drive it every day, though. He doesn't keep it there. He'll fuck you. Hey, you're not helping. Sorry, sorry.

He doesn't. He's like, yo, when this guy inevitably fucks your girlfriend? Hey, guys, don't fucking listen. If you all pulled your money together, you could get a Kia. So don't listen to these guys, alright? Tell you right? You're gonna get a Kia cocaine, let's pour you to the...

I might do cocaine on this trip. This guy was trying to fight Brennan. He was driving us down and pulling up next to him. And just literally trying to fucking get him behind this until getting why because I guess Brennan Not over in a lane and he was out of it and if I was like I was like I Lade I like and caught a party like and I was like, huh? You're about to get fucked like not even beat up and then remember remember, I think I said, I can't remember what I said to him, but I looked at him and I go, if he gets mad,

he's gonna bust. And that's all I said. And it's all it took. What? Yeah, I just, it was very, very bad. He said the genuine gayest thing you could have. I had so, yeah, no, I didn't like that. No, I looked at it, we got a few, he got a few,

so I go, no, he's bustin' anyway. He can't bust, he's gonna fuckin' fuck. Oh shit, when you talk shit, this guy comes. You are so dumb. He's gonna come fuck man. Salty loads of fury. Shooting wide arcs. Just ropes all over your face dude.

Your fuck. Muff of Hawaii on your new truck you fuck it's your funeral mother fucker You gonna be drowning in come dude Yeah, I that's the thing like the road rid that's the thing that happens with me very often my road rage so Brennan I've heard stories before like Chuck Lidale and other guys like that. They'll say like when you're a UFC fighter, there are people who almost like pick fights with you. He's been. He's never had that.

I also don't hang out at all. You get to fuck out of there. I don't hang out. But also when I did when I was younger, it's the energy they're given out. Now you have that energy like I'm the toughest dude in here. Then guys like, all right, bitch, like if there's alpha dude, then you're going to challenge it. Well guys who really guys who really know how to fight, they don't act like that.

No, because they don't need to prove anything. It's guys like me, then everyone need to prove that I'm tough. I'm always imagining my mother hitting me again in every interaction I have ever. Well, I've never, I've not got to mention names, but I will tell a story where you did get, please make this a better story. No, where you got, you got a chat where they said, there were some people that called you and said, hey listen, don't worry, nobody's gonna fuck with you. And you said, because you got on a little tip with someone, it was, okay, he got on a little tip with someone who might be,

might have, might or might not have been a profiter. And then one of the guys at the gym called Brennan and said hey, dude. Don't worry. Nobody's gonna fuck with you and Brennan and then I was the only time I ever saw you go hold on hold on do you think I'm fucking afraid of you guys Dude and you said don't get it twisted. I was a heavyweight. I'll come to your gym, lock the door, line everybody up and fucking kill all of you. I feel like Brian's still not helping. He's not helping. Well, they, the Lewis is right.

PR person. I'm not even trying to, but that's right. Yes, humility. He's been nothing but a sweet hundred and a nice guy. Oh, but this asshole. Shit. It's just bragging about all of these awesome, and the bra, right? They're playing. They're not that and out. Let me tell you a story about Brendan. Okay, one time he told me, Oh, but this asshole shit is just bragging about all of these awesome and brought right there.

Hey! Let me tell you a story about Brendan, okay? One time he told me he has the biggest dick in America, okay? And then he stopped, remember, he looked me right in the face and then he told me that and I was like, And then we'll get done and Brian, like, you're cocky, man. You know the hottest girl you've ever seen? He had to shoo her away.

Beat it, you fat pig, he thinks she is. I think we can win the fighter and the kid subreddit back for Brendan's job. There's a path. There's a path baby. There is a path. There's a path. There's a path.

What do you think the hate was about? I couldn't figure it out. I'm a real. Do you think it's more of Brian? What the heck? Well, I say it only because like, look, there's like a zillion things like, you're a former fighter,

you came in with a name to comedy, so you got fast tracked. Yeah. In so many ways and put in the public eye. And then people sit behind keyboards. And again, you're the guy in their mind who like Bully, yeah, fucks their girl. So there's like fuck this pretty mother, you know, he can't be funny. I don't have a problem with that They start with hate, but that stuff I get that stuff I get when they go when they make it personal That's that's where it hurts my feeling. Oh, no for ship. I'm safe I'm saying clown the comedy my fight picks all does hurt us feeling

But when when they come for the family, but by the way, hold on that's fucking awesome that you just you admitted it hurt Your feelings. Yeah, it does hurt her feeling you assholes We read we read the comments. It's gonna be a group hug. He's gonna you guys line up and he's gonna hug everybody I Like this with this I think here's the thing comedy fans in general are fucking nerds, right? Most, most comedy fans, I'm a comedy fan dude. We live in easy path.

I think the perception on you is that you've had an easy path. You're a good looking dude, you're in shape, you're an athlete, and then you've got into comedy, and you sort of had it kind of easy. Yeah, such an easy path. Fist fighting, Mirko Crocop. Yeah. What an easy path. So you just, you Mirko Crocop. Yeah. What an easy path.

So you just, you're in no place. You're in no place. Foot, foot, foot. I had to do open, Mike. No, but, and this guy just fisted the whole thing. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no see it, because when Majin goes, hey, Showtime would give a special, I'm like, oh my God, I'm just like them. I didn't realize that.

And I tried to talk Madhavit. You and Rogan did. I tried to talk Madhavit. I don't think I got in a physical fight. No, it's like, oh, they're just haters. But then, but. Well, what happened? Did you start killing your young comic,

your audience is there to see you. So you're doing well. You're like, I can do a fucking Showtime special. And then you realize the people at Showtime have no fucking clue about comedy and I didn't realize the backlash and then it but even like my first set was at the comedy store I didn't realize how big of a deal that was I'm like, oh everyone's gonna dig this. I'm at the comedy store But I should have never been there the showtime special. I should have never gotten that right. I thought most comics would be like

Dude for two years. This is awesome most comics would be like dude for two years this is awesome no I knew I knew what happened to your credit you even said yeah he texted me to go fuck dude you were trying to save me from all this I was like the day I think the day I picked up my text count I apologize like you're right brother I should have listened to you know no comic in the world should be on tape for the first like 10 to 8 years minimum of comedy well you know you know, it's fine. I'm worse than it. I remember we were talking outside, right? You were, you were talking at one

point and telling them to do almost like a dock you thing. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It should have been a little bit of comedy, but like kind of him getting into common. Yes, but you know what it was? Show time said to him. Do this special. Of course, and they felt he had to like deliver. What do we have in the fun? What's going on? He my friend right now. Who's my friend? I'm fighting up to come.

You up right now? What's going on? No, I think it's also want to be. I think we need I think we need hands. Oh, no, they're just playing around. They're just hand fighting. Little bro. No, yeah, I didn't anticipate that, but then also

you got to realize I'm new in the comedy showtime arched me more money than I ever made fighting. Yeah, I'm like I'm doing the hour on the road anyway. This would be cool. Like people will know I've only been in two years. It just doesn't work that way. Because when it's a major network special, they go, well bill, bill burns on there. Sebastian Malice, Sebastian come there. And then you're following. I look by the way, I watch Brennan just give up on the same man of scale. How do you guys? I've been doing this way too long.

I know my life. You're a long? I know my low your problem. I know my subashon mallet anyway. So that was a great. That was a jacko. Subashon man up. We all know who the fuck I'm talking. You all know. We all know.

I know there's more seas than you think. Yeah. And so to be safe, I always go Sebastian Man kiss Calco. Thank you. Thank you. But yeah, I didn't see that comment. but from my perspective it was like big bag. More than I've ever made, I got the hour anyways, fuck, let's put it out. But in hindsight I would have never done that.

You would have never done it, you would have taken it back. In hindsight I wouldn't post anything to him 10 years deep. I'm only eight in. So I would wait till the 10 year mark. There's a reason they say we'd they've been learned you live by your mistakes I learned all hardest dude. I remember so when I was like a Fucking cool so so when me and Lewis were like a few years into comedy Yet you had been doing it a bit longer, but you remember John Mayer started doing uh stand up and he immediately started working at the comedy seller every

night and I remember there'd be these young comics and even I was a young comic at the time too but like at the shitty shows we'd be at and they'd be like this is such bullshit John Mayer just gets to go do the comedy seller and you're like well where the fuck do you think John Mayer's gonna go yeah what do you think John Depp already in a list but you think John Mayer's gonna go? What do you think? He signed up for the authority, I don't know. But you think John Mayer's gonna be in an open mic with you? Well, I will say that one is something that the comments are there. But I remember even talking about it at the time, and you go, look, I know you think that's fucking easy for him,

because he gets passed, because yeah, he's fucking Jennifer Aniston, so he's not gonna be where you are. You know what I mean? He's gonna be somewhere better than that. But there's also like a whole flip side Which is that this motherfucker's got to follow David Tell tonight. Oh, it was like a crazy situation It was like for someone who's never done stand up. That is my fire to do. Well, there's challenges to that side

Yeah, can I say one of my favorite stories of all time when John Mayer was doing comedy to sell her He bumped the show back a bunch and David tell was sitting in the hallway watching him a little or no. David Tell went on stage. He was on stage doing a set and he's leaning on the seller has a piano on stage. And he just leaning on that. He's busting John Mayer's balls. He's giving him like the while you hear kind of thing and John mayer eventually goes Come on Dave. We're all comics here And David tell sort of punching piano keys and he goes Really

And then he points to the guy the front row goes, how long was your really? But that's sort of the thing, like the reality is the seller, which was at the time one of the most respected comedy club in the world, shouldn't have put John Mayeron. They should have said, you know what, you got to be a comic. That's on them. I might say it, but maybe you should have been in a room with a lot of people, but I'm saying that it's up to us as Whatever we have standard so it has to be a fine standard That's like the same thing you'll see in my comments or maybe yours on red like oh, why don't you play in the mothership, Brennan? I don't deserve to be there. I don't I mean Rogan has this conversation. I'm not there yet There's guys like you like to me and I'm not just saying big J's when top five doing it right now.

So yeah. I am. His special was insane. So I see that stuff. I see Tim Dylan. I see Mark Norman. Those are the show as Dave Smith all these guys. 100%.

He was going to get to us. Yeah, I was gonna get to you at the time. You were gonna get a go through like 30 more comments. I'll get there, I'll get there. But so I shouldn't be there. I don't want to go there and get backlash. Like when they invite me to be a headliner, I'll know it's my time. I don't want to recreate the comedy store for me.

I don't want to say, stand up. That's the great stand up. Why not? Stand up let's you know. No, but you can't really, it's just like. You don't know. No, no, no. That's the great, why not? Santa Blets you know. Santa Blets you know. No, but you can't fake, you can't fake comedy, you can't fake fighting. But you also can't fake comedy. That's not a whole more card.

God damn it dude. If you keep doing it right, you can't fake it. Right, right, right, right. Inevitably, you're gonna grow as a thing. Someone like John Mayer is a great example. He did it even though he was able to go in, as you were the name is able to go in these big clubs right away.

That's a matter. The thing was eventually, you're gonna have to really stick it out and grind these spots out. And John Mayer was like, I'm gonna go like, fuck Katie Barry or whatever. Yeah, but Brennan's gonna do 20 minutes after this guy. You ready? It's too hard, it's too hard.

Yeah, but you're also listening. I appreciate everything you're saying. And I think you're right about a lot of it. And you're kind of like being honest about where you are. But also at the same time, you're not what John John Mayer did because you've actually been sticking this out Oh, I'll run through this. Well, you know, yeah, I did well that's true Not what you've been doing listen man, you were a fucking like fucking top 10 UFC heavyweight You went and made a fucking an incredibly successful podcast and you've you're developing your stand

Well, I mean it was it was going hot for a while. The point is, 10 years, 10 years, you're doing your fuck it. You're doing your fucking thing. So don't like beat up on yourself too much. It's like, yeah, you fucking live and learn. And you're a good guy, dude. Dude, and you fucking came out to skank fast with these fucking savages.

Oh, when when literally everybody on your fucking sub right at talk shit and they're like dude, they're gonna bail they're not gonna show up. No, this guy was here all fucking day. Walk to the hallways, check your hands with people. Here tomorrow too. Brandon. I'll always do scankfest. Have you had me? I'll be there. Buddy. I'll open it by dog. Yeah. I always. I think I speak for Brian when I say you pick yourself up by the bootstrap You get in a Lamborghini and you fuck the hottest chick you want to hear in Las Vegas tonight Or your Ferrari don't get better from here you go look at it at beautiful view and I'm sure you're awesome house

And on that note you guys this has been awesome We love you guys. This has been awesome. We love you guys. Thank you. Thank you so much. Big J. Thank you, Blueis. Thank you, brother. Thank you guys. Yeah. Thank you.