The Fighter & The Kid - Let's Talk About Our Crazy 2023.. | TFATK Ep. 954

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen reflect on their 2023 rollercoaster ride, talk Bryan's new antlers and hockey player legs, Brendan almost having his foot cut off, Christmas plans and gifts, best cities to celebrate Christmas, favorite Christmas movies, current events around the world including a wild football debate, a baby being found safe after being swept away by a tornado, grandkids tricking their grandma with a GTA5 game and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code: FIGHTER House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK

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This is really the fight only again. Come on, baby. Hard to take you seriously when you look like that right now. What? I'm an animal flight. The animals are supposed to be this way, but they're back so it looks like you're racing. You're a race. They're racing. I'm an animal flight. The aliens are supposed to be this way, but they're backs that look like you're racing. You're a race.

They're racing. They're racing the earth. Yeah, I'm like that. I'm like, I'm like, oh, that's exactly what you're like. Yeah, I'm like Hermes. Yeah, I like your sweater. I like your Christmas sweater. I like your Christmas sweater, would you get that Christmas sweater, bro?

This is Target Special, do Target's pop in, bro. Target, I get my jeans from Target. That's sad. No, they're Levi's. Well, now I got sad. I get my jeans from target. That's sad. No They're leaving. Well now I got sad. They're Levi's 505 Well, I get my jeans from like places like rag and bone you can spend 250 bucks or 40 bucks I don't know if there's that much of a difference There is no there's a difference in the cut, but hey in the cut for you, but I my legs are for you now But I got a tricky body because my butt and my legs are bigger than my waist.

So I can't get into those skinny jeans. You don't with skinny's out. Yeah, but also, like I would go to John Verveitas and I would try on the skinny jeans, and I was like, I'm not, I don't know how the biggest legs but who's wearing these things? I got stirred. Is that what it is?

Some dudes just have no, you have to be, you have to be like machine gun and tell you to shop at it. That's so weird, yeah. It's like, I always feel, it's for dudes have no... No, you have me built like machine gun, Kelly to shop at. That's so weird, yeah. It's like I always feel like. It's for guys with no ass. Right. And the guy, in fact, the guy even said,

this was the best. He goes, well, you got, it's the greatest I can't write. He goes, yeah, you're not gonna fit in those, because you got those hockey player legs. Oh, man, I win. I win. The D.O.

So we have a giant erection now. I have a huge erection. And then a girl goes, yeah, those look like they're hard for you to get into. I go, and I go, the D.O. So we have a giant erection now. I had a huge erection and then a girl goes, yeah, those look like they're hard for you to get into. I go and I go, yeah, sports. Oh no. Yes. I wish I was private little fucking victories.

I would have went, have you ever seen a hockey player's lights? Yeah, but dude, you've not seen me give boxing lessons, jujitsu lessons. I've seen it all. You have seen all the, dude. When people, I'm on the plane and the guy in first class, I don't know why I said that. The point is, it's so not so.

But you said it. No, but what I mean by that is that it's, the cabin was fairly small, so you can, there was a curtain so you could hear stuff. So he turns around and he goes, who do you go for the fight? And that's the wrong question because I'm a fight expert. Yep.

And I went through the whole COVID-19 versus the, I went through the whole card. Shavkat, you missed that one. Oh, dude, the Shavkat's gonna destroy this one. And one thing I'm really good at is when I hear something, I don't forget it. And I'll make it sound like it's my idea. You'll regurgitate what I said. Yeah, well, I got a forget it. And I'll make it sound like it's my idea. You'll regurgitate what I said.

Yeah, well I got a lot of friends that I check in with and I'm a plagiarist. Yep. And then I put it all together like a collage and Brian sounds like a fucking genius. You mix a match it. Oh, do I ever? Do I ever?

I mean, what are you doing for the holidays buddy? This is our last episode of the year man. 2023, sum it up in one word. Okay, 2023. Terrible. Hey, hey, hey, 2023 is 2023. 2023 is, you're the Titanic. Is Phoenix, the Phoenix.

We're slowly rising from the draw. That'd be 2024, but. Yeah. 2024, we're Phoenix. 2024, look, 2023. 2023 looks like this. 2023? It was like this.

And then it was like this. Found that and then we are. Found it where we're made of. 2023 was just found out. We're like, you know what, sometimes we had a lot of drama, we had some money stolen from us, when I say some money, I mean, all the money. But your chip, you don't know how well your ship's gonna do

unless it goes right through a storm. And we, you got a battle test, everything. It's quality control, bro. Yeah, it's no different than what Dodge does with those no Demon 170s. They test the engine for three days straight at the high-star PMC, what breaks down. That's it. And then they fix the rods, the pistons.

Well, that's what we are. You and I just kept showing off the go-hemmies. Yeah, we kept showing off. Yep. You went through your outer-raw addiction, your face was super strong. Oh, bad stuff. 2023, your boy through your Adderall addiction. Your face was super stolen. Oh, bad stuff. 2023, your boy had an Adderall addiction. We had some drama.

We had money stolen from us. But what I say to you the other day, what I say at the end of the day, we're good guys. At the end of the day, we always try to do the right thing. We help a lot of people behind the scenes. And we'll never stop. You never let that stop.

No, as long as it doesn't change who you are. I think that is easy for me to be mean. Yes, but I think you look back and you go, like I will say in the past 12 years, we've basically done nothing but try to make people laugh. Whether it's on stage or here, failed. Maybe I failed a lot, but you know, sometimes I got too serious when I was feeling too serious

Who is all home runs though? Life's boring for Kelsey and home runs. Sustaining, sustaining, sustaining your shit. Yeah, Kevin Hartitz. There are some people home runs. We're hitting singles, baby. You still getting the whole thing? Got it.

You're telling me you and me aren't giving me the podcast all the fame when they make one? I mean, the first ever comic athlete, I was the first professional athlete ever to have a pod. I couldn't agree. We're not on the Hall of Fame. Counts on the podcast. I'm surprised we get left out though, because that'll be always the best. I'm not expecting it. It'll be people have been pod casting for 15 minutes and we'll be left out, but it's

all good. Again, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's all the tattoos. We're the OGs now. Uh huh. When we get people, they're like, oh, you guys inspire some like, oh my God, I feel like we've been doing it for four years.

We've been doing it for about 13 hot seconds. About 13, blah, blah. I'm proud. I'm proud. I'm proud of me too. Nothing more proud of me. Outside my kids, this, what we built for sure. And I have, I'm still having, we're still having fun. I'm glad it's all right.

These things are really distracting. That's all right. Your ears? Yeah, they don't really like it. I like your ears. Do these look real? Do I look real? Do I look like I'm, I thought's done fun. I'm not, it's all right. These things are really distracting. That's all right. Your ears? Yeah, they don't really like it. I like your ears. Do these look real? Do I look real? Do I look like a man to lope? Oh, dude, I was at baseball with my kid last night

and that they have the mound in the cages, like the pictures mound and they're made of heavy wood, like the sturdy wood and it was on its side. And I was just gonna move it because to I was pitching its side. And I was just gonna move it because Tiger's pitching out, right? I was gonna move it and Basu's doing something. So I turned, it fell on the top of my foot. I was 1,000% sure it cut my entire

fucking front of my foot off. I went, oh, that fell on the ground. Tiger's laughing at first. And I was like, no, I think I cut off my foot. And he's like, daddy, I'm like, oh, I'm I think I cut off my foot and he's like daddy I'm like, oh, I'm like take my shoe off. My toes this big right now. Oh, no it hurt. Oh So bad people like like why is it your feet? Why is your feet so sensitive? Why are they so sensitive? Is it because we're cucks because because we don't because like back in the day your feet were strong

So our feet are sheltered now by Nike's and cushioning and the air balance is air walks and My buddy my buddy is an international policeman Whatever international policeman that sense I'll leave it at that. I'll leave it at that right? He's he's he said he showed me a video. It was in Fiji now Fijians are Polynesian people a great water big strong people like some Owens and there was political strife and they had a guy who was a political opposition guy. He was a big guy himself. Tell me this about his feet. And he was in shorts.

And they were taking a bat. They were taking bats and hard hickory backs handles to his feet. They were beating his feet at the top of the speed. He was in the back of it to pick up. Why? They didn't like him. He was on the other side. He was on the opposite.

He was on the opposite. He was part of a opposing political party. So they beat his feet? Yeah, and they were beating his feet. And you could see the pain he was in. And they were laughing. These giants, some own guys, the giant pigeons were taking their, their, these actual bats. Oh, fuck. And you can hear it go, go, go. And I

was like, Jesus, yeah, I didn't go through that. It just kind of fell on my top, my foot. But if you want to torture somebody, you take a rubber hose to the sole of their feet, they say, he's whacked the back, bottom of their feet, they used to do that. It's weird feet are that sensitive because my eyes are sensitive, nuts are sensitive, like you hit the nuts. Nuts, eyes, and you're, you know, like that ankle bone right there?

That ankle bone? Tender bone. Yeah, let me take a, let me take a, fucking, let me put some steel-toed boots on and kick you right there. Let me cast off. People do say that when you get tattoos, like on your feet, it's awful, awful.

Ribs are tough. The old feet. Yeah, the feet are tough. Is that my phone? All the years I've been doing, I'm sorry. This is why we're not giving me the whole thing. By the way, this weekend,

when you say, what am I doing for Christmas? I'll be in Naples, right, off the hook, but I'm in the middle of it, I'm gonna go do this crazy checkup, and then I'm going to go do some, ready for this. Define crazy checkup. Are you being home for Christmas? You piece of shit?

No, I'm going to be with my wife, my child, and I'm going to be with my wife's family in Florida. Because I'll already be there. What about the other kids? The other kids are going gonna be with their grandparents who are from Colorado, but they'll be somewhere else. They'll be in the mountains. So, and then what I'm gonna do,

well, I'm in Naples, is I'm going, Daddy going, Borhunt off of, I think, Air Boats. That'd be cool. Yep, you're going Borhunt. I could have gone bow and arrow fishing, but that's that's be a night and I'm doing stand up a night. So then the next day, um, getting in a chopper, a helicopter, and then we're gonna go, uh, gator hunt. So that should be interesting. Now you got a shoot gators.

Bring legs with you. Well, I could do that if he's out if he's down there. He's right down there. Oh he is? I will. I love that. He's right down there. Oh, he is? I will. I love that. Like, he's just hunting gators. Yeah, he invited me to, we're supposed to do a deer hunt somewhere down and then. He likes me hunting, man. Yeah, he has killed it.

The best. But if I kill a gator, it's going to be, I'm going to eat it. I'm going to take it for gene. No, you're not. I'm going to take it for a boy and I'm going to eat it. No, but he's listening. It's just us. You're not a union this morning.

Why not? You're not doing that. I want some gator meat. No, it's eating. I'm not gonna kill a gator and not eat it. No, it's eating gator People eat it all the time. You're not eating it. You don't know. I've eaten gator before. I've had gator ribs Have you? Yep in apple sauce. Yeah, so you know what tastes like it? It's just like that's nice Get as a pork rib. I'm getting I'm getting no. I'm gonna eat some gator meat. They eat the tail Really? Yeah. Gator tail. So that's what I'm doing. So you're gonna be in Florida. Nothing is more anti-Christmas than Florida. Yeah. It's hot. But Naples is nice and Christmas. I've been down there. Yeah, but it's not. It's not.

It's not like the best place. You know the most Christmas place on earth? Chicago. like the great, you know the best place, you know the most Christmas place on earth? Chicago. When I was there, I was like, oh, I'm Kevin McAllister. Over New York. Yes. Chicago, the entire city is fucking Christmas.

The vibe, the weather. I would say Utah, Salt Lake City is pretty Christmassy. I mean, it's like families, just families walk in. Oh, Mormon, right? It's Mormon, but they're so Christmas. Christmas, do you Mormon celebrate? Yeah, I think they do. I don't think no, Christmas.

Christmas, un-sul-bate Christmas? Yeah, but I think Mormons do. No. And they love it. It's like the whole town. Yeah, special time to commemorate the birth of Jesus. Yeah, it's big. I knew that.

It's big. It's that. It's big. It's unbelievable. Like you'll see like Salt Lake City just becomes this. White. It's super blonde. It's not just white. White. It's platinum blonde white. As well as Chicago's boy.

It's a whole mix of the whole Shmurrens board. It's allions, tines, you guys. White, not shoes, but yeah. No, there's a good amount of Jews in Chicago. Yes, but they don't celebrate Christmas. No, they have eight crazy nights. Yeah, but not Christmas. They still get into it.

They celebrate what? Okay. Hanukkah. No, I thought you were saying on Christmas, what they do. Yeah, they have eight crazy nights. But does their eighth night and on Christmas or no? No, I don't believe so.

Hanukkah ended already. What? Yeah. Chicago's so Christmas. Even I was there what, two weeks ago that shit was so Christmas. That's where you're from, Georgie. It's fucking, I feel like a Macauester, dude.

I love Christmas. Not as much as my lady. My lady's just so happy all the time when she's white women fucking love Christmas. Yeah. It gives them something to do. The Mexican women love to, right? Mexicans dig it, my wife digs all holidays.

Yeah. Whole house is all done. She got these, bro. She got these nut crackers from Cos-plus. They're on some crazy sale, they're last two. There's supposed to be so, because they're literally bigger than my kids. You walk in the house, they're like protecting the sale. They're last two, there's supposed to be so, but they're literally bigger than my kids. You walk in the house, they're like protecting the dorm, right?

Some of you. Cool, right? Check this out. We have to get this new car, whatever, so if it fits the kids in, the guy can't, 15 year old kid, carries this nutcracker, it's, I don't know, 200 pounds. No, I got it. Oh, new car, get loose!

Oh. Get your goose! Right in the side of the thing, 15, 15, it. Oh, new car, you goose. Oh. You goose. Right into the side of the thing. He's 15, 15, and he goes, oh my God. She goes, he starts crying. My girl's like, what the fuck? And the man to come, he's like, oh my God. And so I grew up though, like, no, don't fire the kid.

It's not his fault, blah, blah. But that's the fitting. I think the car is two days old. Ah, when it took a car. 12 weeks to come in all the entire fender Cunk Cugunk My girl calls it goes because she always fucks the cars up. I go

What happens? He was gonna be so upset. I'm like what happened? There was no cracker's tomato. Yeah, I'm like 200 pounds. He was yeah the employer Cosplus it he dropped it on the car. He go, how the fuck you drop it on, he was just some young kid and was like, whoa, holy shit. Polarious. Holy shit.

Also hilarious though. Hey, hey, I don't find him. This isn't a big deal. We're gonna charge you though, right? Yeah. And when he does nutcrackers, we're free at this point. Yeah. And when he does nutcrackers for on the house. Yeah.

So the one nutcracker has like a fucked up eye now. So he has to go. So he get. Yeah, whatever. So you get from messing with my car. The last two. Yeah. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll tie you up there. Dude, what do you get your messing with my car for the last two. Yeah, I'll I'll die you up there.

What do you get your girl for Christmas? I got her I can't say but I got something a couple expensive things. Oh, and you do you do surprise you're the worst with gifts. I just can't give me that cool cabochino machine that one time. Yeah, I did and it and I gave this TV. Yeah, well I went to your house. It was up like did I was. I was up to the house. I was like, I was in a six, seven hundred dollar.

It's the most fun thing I owned at the time. I lived in a 600 square foot apartment in Marino, right? But I know you really wanted. I did. I bought you, remember I bought you another good gift I think you used it though. What? Your wife uses it.

What? What I get you? For your, I think it was for the birth of Tiger. Oh, the Quill? Yeah. We use that in a... Oh, we... Yeah, yeah.

That's a Quill. It's Tiger's favorite. Yeah. We use that nonstop. No, that was a legit gift. A legit gift. A legit. But you liked Cappuccino sauce.

Like, let me go ahead and get you. I know. I didn't know how to use it. And then you were like, appreciate you. It was a basically a mantle piece of the thing. Back I'm like, it's mucking. But our boy Stevie took it so it didn't go to waste. Stevie used it to this day.

I don't do surprises. I tell my girl, especially at this point, I want car parts all really giving me a new gearbox. You know what your gearbox I need for the lightning? No. So it's like, don't waste the money. You know what I mean? And with her, I'm like, just to what you want,

where is that? I can't think of what I would want. I literally don't know, you don't need. And with her, I'm like, just to what you want, where is that? I can't think of what I would want. I literally don't know what I want. I don't, you know, like, you're not really into stuff. No, no, there's nothing you could steal from me. Where I'd be like, what? I don't know what the fuck, yeah. Do your parents go all out, Chen?

Do you, is it, is it, is that, what are you, 45? 46, bro. Do your parents, like, by dad? Do you, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, you get that You guys just so you guys like my dad he was he was just here. He left yesterday He gave me a gift card. Just cool. That's what I don't like so we give our parents money, right? A button a good amount of money and then my mom will come over and Define you about a money. Well million dollars. My brother makes a gazillion more dollars than me So combine we're doing 20k for this year. Holy shit. But he takes over, I put in like a tiny, that's cool.

That's good, the sons take care of their parents. He's the best, he just, yeah, it's great. He has a lot of money. It's good. Good. Damn, 20k, that one a nice gift. A lot. Well, it's your parents.

I wish my family was a gift. But then, yeah, so my parents will give, my mom will give us money after, it's like, that's not the purpose, please don't give us money after. It was like, that's not the purpose. Please don't give us any money. Oh, you to spend the money. I know. So yeah.

Georgie, what's your family do? You guys all get together. Hey, fuck these antlers, huh? Mm-hmm, look, they're for the game. They're cool, man. Damn it. My family, we just like, we chill. I stuff was hard growing up, so like,

it's after my brother passed, I had a really awesome Christmas. I got to go to WWE Raw stuff like that, like, it's after my brother passed, I had a really awesome Christmas. I got to go to WWE raw stuff like that. That's a good gift. And then after that, like, it was more just helping out the nieces. Like, when I went, I dressed up as Santa Claus and had like, I went through the Dollar Tree and bought just a ton of like cheap toys for them to play with for the night. Just so like, memories over gifts, you know? I do get. And Sinha's being an Iranian, you guys kind of, I always feel sorry.

You guys have your own holiday though, right? Yeah, like, you know this, Domest? Do you know this? They have their own holiday, bro. You tell me about culture. The New Year's, yeah. It's a Persian New Year. Right, and do you know about Persian New Year?

I know about Persian New Year. He knows. So that's the March. Have I done stand up and have I been asked to do stand up on, to commemorate the Persian New Year? I would eat it. What is it? What is it? He doesn't know about premier have I done stand up and have I been asked to do stand up on To commemorate the person new year What is it what is it what is it? First day spring first day spring first day spring

But Christmas yeah, we celebrate we celebrate it. We do Christmas. Um, I get the same gift from my dad every year It's just gone up in price every year since like I was younger. What is it? A Disneyland pass? What is the person here? I'm kidding. I knew nothing about the person here. First day of spring. Yeah. It's March.

What is it? So Iran goes off a different like master clock. It's not like 2023 there. Right. What is it? What are you guys in? They don't celebrate the birth of Christ in other words. Well, it's a cultural holiday, not a religious one.

Right. You know, so that's the big distinction. It has nothing to do with religion. It's just cultural. But it's like 13 days of visiting family and we give gifts. Ooh, 13, better than the Jews. They have eight.

You have 13. Yeah. Pretty cool. Christians all get one day. Yeah. Well, our Lord has risen. A lot of stuff like that. Well, not Easter.

Easter is our Lord's risen. Yeah, he's born on Christmas. Yeah. Even that's fake. risen a lot of stuff like that. But not Easter Easter He's born on Christmas. Yeah, even that's fake. You know, he wasn't really born on Christmas. It's all completely made all day bring it up, kid Yeah, he They don't know they don't they had to pick a tie. Yeah, to pick it. They were just like add to December 25th He really wasn a born on that. Well, it was nice to see. There's not the date mentioned the Bible as the day of Jesus. The Bible is actually silent on the day or the time of year when Mary said to have given birth to him in Bethlehem, the early Christians. You know, I went to Nazareth and I saw where Mary, you know, allegedly gave birth to Jesus in their...

Go up here. ...the house. The stone structure is still there, allegedly. No. It's pretty wild. And they built a church on top of it, around it. Wild. Yeah, it's pretty incredible. The Bible is actually silent on the day of the time the year when Mary was said to have given birth to him. So we don't know. The year in which King Herod died, interesting. Then why did they pick the 25th? It's easy Christmas time. I don't know What Tim Allen? Yeah, I'm already bored with this topic. I don't know why

Yeah, I'm always here the Grinch did yeah I suddenly realized I was like I just don't care about so okay, and Brian what's your favorite Christmas movie? I would I should say it's a wonderful life, but you know, that's what everybody says. Um, I don't have one. Come on. I mean, I could mention one. I couldn't even like think of one. Home alone, home alone. People say all falls. Home alone. Home alone. Diehard is not a Christmas movie. Diehard is a Christmas movie.

Diehard is 100% the best movie.hard is right christmas movie diehard is 100% the best movie you're gonna leave out national ampune's christmas vacation uh... metastel ambulance christmas vacation is phenomenal the best christmas movie of all the people watch it neither one of my girls i love that move oh it's such a good movie with my absolute favorite i worked with Beverly de'Angelo no way yes oh yeah well yeah way okay no way still set yes way very to albacchina Oh, yeah, well, yeah, wait. Oh, yeah. No way. Still sad. Yes, wait.

Mary to Al Pacino, somebody else. Kids. Work with them. Yeah. Don't want to. Work with her. Twice. More than that.

I worked with her on Entourage. Nightmare, let's go. You figure out. Nightmare before Christmas. That's universal, though. That's Halloween II Christmas. Yeah. Let's year round at my house.

Kato's love too Christmas. Yeah. Let's year round at my house. Kato's love that movie. So really, anybody see the triangle of sadness? What? Let's pass on that, man. We're talking about happy Christmas movies. It's a good, funny movie. Yeah. I thought the triangle said it.

Yeah, it's actually kind of astonishing. You wouldn't watch the torso killer documentary on Hulu? That's what I watched. What? You never heard of the torso killer? on hulu That's what I watched what never heard the torso killer. Oh, buddy What is that he doesn't want the fame like everybody else because they don't want his kids know how much of a piece of shitty was So he doesn't get the fame, but he killed so many women. What did you do with the torso? You would you well know his thing was he would cut their heads and hands off oh me Damn but the torso killer doc on hulu

It's a any serious horrible human being. He's killed all your women. Yes, the American serial killer and rapist who murdered at least 18 young women. Oh, Jesus Christ. Between 1967 and 1980. But this documentary, this cop, he's in a, I think he's a New Jersey or New York cop, but he was. He was?

There's all, no, the, the, in the documentary, this cop was, There's all, no, in the documentary, this cop was, there's all these cold case files. And it's like, it's a serial killer, man. So he visits him every day for 12 years. And in 12 years, he gets one cold case solved and then it opens up. Then they solve like six of them. So he envisaged the torso killer.

He went and visited the torso killer and just sat down with him, became friends with him. To get the sympathy, he pretended to be his friend, he hates him. He pretended to be his friend, to get the sympathy from his child. And this guy was like, what are you gonna do for me? And so they started hooking him up,

giving his favorite pizza and shit. And he's like, you fucking sucks. And the way he talks about killings, he's like, how'd you kill those two girls in the hotel, man, that's crazy. How would you get done? He's like, you know, I had hell of a number of three days and we're actually friends. he just like in his head

he never takes accountability. He's like we're actually friends man we get time they didn't know I just fill up the bathtub and put them on the tub and sat on it. What? And he's like what? He's like imagine the fear and the girl waiting. He's like yeah I know so I grabbed her and I put her in the bathtub I sat on her. He's like you know they saw my face I had to get rid of a man it's it you know it's what it is. And he's like, I'm not like a creep, but I'm doing anything crazy with him.

But then they go over the forensic dude, he burn him with cigarettes, rape them, multiple times, cut their heads off, like terrible, terrible human being. And then he does, he's like, I'll give you this cold case information to solve these crimes, but you can't make it public. So that was the deal.

So they would rush them to the courtroom and not tell the press, because he didn't want to get out to his kids. He didn't want his kids to know how bad a person was. Of course, the kids just grew up there, dad. It's so weird. Oh my god. It ain't crazy.

I should have so weird, man. Yeah, I'm into that serial killer. So I did the guy, I had the guy who solved two-pox murder, that cop, LAPD guy. I said, what got you into being a detective? He said, well, there was a serial killer who would pick up young men who were in the military base. And he would, yeah, great-cating, real cool guy,

but he solved a lot of murders. And he was big timeicide detective and all that and He said he was a young man and there was a there was a serial killer there and he used to pick up guys and he they'd be drunk Come home from the bar all soldiers. Yep, and then he'd say I got a six pack. You want a beer as he's taking it He's a beer he lays the beer with you know some kind of a sleeping He lays do so and then he would. But he lays the beer. He lays the beer with some kind of a sleeping egg. He lays dough, so. And then he would torture them terribly and kill them. Well, he was hitchhiking when he was 15.

And a guy picks him up. The cop hitchhiking. Yeah, and a guy picks him up and asks him if he wants a beer. And he was driving, he was like 15. And he had to play baseball or something. He was like, I'm not going to do that right now. He wanted it, but he was like 15 and he had to play, I think baseball or something. He was like, I'm not gonna do that right now. He wanted it, but he's like, I don't think I'm gonna do that. He goes, no, I'm okay.

He goes, you sure? I'm a bear. And he goes, no, I'm alright, I'm not, I actually can't. But you remember the car was this really cool hot rod. He remembered it very, very well. You remember what it was in the cars? He said, I can't remember. But it was like this really cool.

Like a GTO or something. Yeah, so then he is an older cop. This guy gets caught. And all of the stuff that he did came out and the car comes out and he went and saw the car. He's a coolly shit. That guy picked me up. Damn, so he was this close.

Yeah, but that's what got him into being a detective. That's cool. Yeah. He almost died. He almost got, you know. Oh well. Because that guy was into doing some really awful things too, to people, you know, to these men. It'd create like all these hitchhikers,

but the the Syraculers, all them like Ted Bundy, all the green river killer, the hillside strangle, right up here in the hills here. All of them depended on hitchhikers. Who the fuck is hitchhiking? Back in the day, I guess people just did it all the time. Now there's too much info out, like you can't hitchhike. No.

But it's in Uber, basically hitchhiking. Yeah, it was gonna say. Yeah, Uber's hitchhiking. But you have to, yeah, you know how to hitchhike it. But it's a form of hitchhiking. You know, you don't know what the fuck But it's a form of hitchhiking. You know what, you know what, the fuck you're jumping in with? Some weirdo.

That's why they say always when you get in my, cars for who? I'm like, breadin' to make sure, because that one girl was killed. She thought she was getting over here, and it was just a syrup. Oh, that's right. He's like, get on in.

It is too easy. Jump on in girl. Yeah. That kind of stuff is kind of nutty. Crazy. Good Christmas talk, easy. Jump on it, girl. Yeah, that kind of stuff is kind of nutty. Crazy. Good Christmas talk, everybody. Good Christmas talk. Well, there was that horror Christmas movie last year from the guy who was in Stranger Things, the cop.

The Santa Claus one? Yeah. Silent night? Yes. Good call. Damn, good call, girl. But yeah, that's the, that's called call damn good call girl, but yeah, that's the that's the what What a reason horns and Christmas just go ahead and hand Did you watch?

Did you watch the Eagles lose the sea hawks? Oh boy? Trouble they are lost three in a row. I picked the Eagles to lose to the sea hawks Dowson some trouble to They're already clinched a playoffs spot. It's still they're not looking good listen I picked the Eagles to lose to the Seahawks. Dowses is some trouble too. Dowses can't grasp it, but that's what I'm talking about. They're already clinched a playoffs by it. It's still. They're not looking good. Listen.

You know who's ballin' the Rams. Oh no. They're seven and seven, eight and seven now. They've lost one game as in double over time the Baltimore Ravens. No one's paying attention from them. They're ballin' right now. Think they got like a 68% chance to get in.

They're ballin' no football. Why would if you've already clung to playoffs, why in the world would you play your starters in a game like that? You got to keep the momentum. What do you mean? You can't sit them, because there has to be a moment. The teams that do the best on playoffs,

the ones that are going to, not the team that start off 10 and out. It's a team that was like whatever three and five, and then they finally get some momentum, they're jellin' and you get to the playoffs hot. The teams that do the best are team that I'll start off. Do you want to get those reps in? Yeah.

In one home field advantage. You want to keep the momentum going. If you sit on them, you're going to lose that momentum. Got it. It's like in baseball Atlanta was the hottest team all year, dominated bounce out of the first round of the playoffs. They went cold in the playoffs. Damn.

They didn't play their starters. What? They get tired. You get tired. You get two-centred. No, they just, they get out of rhythm. Yeah. They just, they lose the playoffs. They didn't play their starters. They get tired. You get to some of that. No, they just they get out of rhythm. Yeah. They just they lose the sauce. Because that feels like the Eagles a little bit. I mean, it's a close game. They they keep saying shit this year. It's gonna be a weird soup also. I mean, like jacks and bills. No, I I predicted Niners Ravens. Yeah. The chiefs lose on Sunday. No, they want to be on their way. They want to. They're

still counting. They're still don't. They're but they're not counting. They're not the same. What are they? 10 and 3? I don't know. They're 25. You're 10. No, 11 and... 11 and 11 and 3. They lost the, they get their asswip by the Broncos.

9 and 5. They're 9 and 5. Oh, shit. They're not like Goddamn. But there's so many holes in their game, in their team. They're not going to go the Super Bowl. Not the Chiefs. There's no team like the Niners right now.

God, they're good. They're amazing. Man, they're good. There's, they're amazing. Man, they're good. And they click on all cylinders, you know? I mean, that's just- Well, they did it for three games, right? They last three in a row. Yeah, but it was in the beginning.

Here's my argument. A Super Bowl team doesn't play like that in December. The Cowboys playing like that right now? It's not a good look. Not a good look. At this point in the year. And the Cowboys always stop. The Cowboys always stop hot and was like,

this is our year. And then November, December comes and they just get fucked. It's fucked. Detroit snow tongue. I was hoping for the Cowboys. I thought the Cowboys would. I secretly root for the Cowboys from reason.

I like that show. Since I was a kid. Since I was a kid. I know. My brother's fucking hate. And that show. I like that show. And that press got. Yeah, that makes sense.

My brother actually despised the cowboy since I was a kid because I grew up when they were Emmett Smith and Gerald Johnson and Nate Newton, I loved them. I always see, when they're doing well, it's like when Michigan does well in college football, you always, they need, it's like when the Yankees do well in baseball, it's good for the sport. Right.

But I don't think they'll be shit. They'll make the playoffs and get bounced out, just like every year. Speaking of Michigan, there's a big rumor that he might be the new coach for the chargers. Oh, the harbob. Oh, we need him. Oh, yeah.

I love him. Bring him on. Don't bring Bella check here. Get out of here. No, Bella check's done, yeah. Like go right off into the sunset. No, no one wants to come out of the show. Cut off sleeves, you know.

Harbob with the chargers and that quarterback. We lose so many games. We LA you lose so many games just off coaching. He's such a bad coach. Who is he got fired? They last like 70 to zero. They fired. I was watching I get what I guarantee this is last game. My final was like no, I guarantee this. Oh, it's 63 to 21 at the end. But it was 63 to nothing for a while. Yes. For a while. Just can't have it.

Sean Payton almost got fired in Denver when we got below the fuck out. Just, and then I felt like 63, this isn't high school. No, it gets beat by 63. In which money those fucks are getting paid? 63, you gotta tackle schmuck What else you got kid kind of nice very Christmas. Oh how funny is that?

Flat Earth clip by post over hit page I told him because my team cut it I sent to my go hey, but I'm reposes flat flat earth one don't read the comments Yeah, the Bible doesn't say that the earth is I was my one question. Yeah, there's there's there's read up on that you'll see without getting into detail Also, it doesn't matter what the Bible says either the word the the I like your ampage very much He's not he I'm probably not gonna take my science or Religious advice from him, but other than that great guy great guy All right, first one.

OK, this one was pretty cool, guys. This is some happy news. This little baby was swept up in a tornado. Oh, he's cute. But Land did perfectly fine. Oh, he's exhausted. Is that nuts? Probably in a little basket or something?

He's so cute. Look at his little face. So cute. Chubby, too. He's healthy. God, the four year old was sucked up by the twister. And like, he's spun around, he's probably crying his fucking eyes out

and was exhausted from crying and then just passed out. Oh my God. That's terrible. Does anybody else die in the house? I don't think so. Only one year years old. My kids never cry of this, such good babies. Well, I bet he's crying, he's not a tornado.

His shoulder dislocated, it's been an agonizing 10 minutes. I was trying to get out, he wasn't even crying. Hey, mom, also, get going. It was large in a fallen tree about 30 feet from where the home wants to. In a tree. Oh, no, in a tree. They found some crazy shit. Have you ever seen the way they found like a rope that cuts. In a tree. Oh no, in a tree. They found some crazy shit.

Have you ever seen the way they found like a rope that cuts right through a tree or they found? Or they found cows like. Without their skin. Seven miles gone. Without their skin. What? Skin ripped off.

You just cook them. Yeah. No, their skin is not ripped off. Yeah, this. Their faces are gone. The skin, the force of it is so bad that their skin literally gets pulled off. I'm serious.

And you'll get like, there was a semi-trailer. I think that was like, there's some wild-ropped on top of her. That's 100s, old school trucks, just like seven miles down the road tossed. Yeah, but the force is so crazy that you'll get like literally a rope that'll be embedded in a tray because it's sweet. It's crazy. Do you see Tony Ferguson count? Said he's no plan on retiring?

Yeah, I expect that. I expect him to go out on a shield. He's a warrior. I don't. I bet they give him one more. I don't approve, but yeah. What do you got, kid? One more and the part saying like this is going to be a retirement fight no matter what.

Do you have to send off when good? No, they should play the his highlight clip like they did they did for Crean zombie You can do it for fucking Tony Ferguson. Oh, yeah Send him out with a bang. Yeah, nothing against Crean zombie, but if you're gonna play that his whole fucking walk out like Tony's done more for the sport Let's be real here. He's a fucking legend. Yeah They one more a winnable fight So we were talking about something like this the other day, right? Come on, man. With parties and whatever. This gentleman thinks we should replace the

Pope Pro Bowl and wants it to be an all black versus all white game instead. That's the only problem is there's no white corners. There's no white corners now offense defense align and quarterback and And run it back. We have Christian McCaffrey best playing the league We're pretty set there. We can play we can go toe for toe Toe for toe when it goes defense offense line linebackers quarterback with Dom and a Unless you guys take patch my home. That's weird. He's half, so we have to figure that out. We have to do a lottery there, pick. Receivers can be, well, we have Coupe,

who's the best receiver in the league too. Is he actually the best receiver in the league? Oh, Baba, his season two years ago is the best F. Over Tyree, Kel. Oh, all day, I'll take, I'll take Coupe, oh, all day, more reliable, yeah. He's just been injured this year, but as far as skill wise all day agree to disagree yeah

But we the thing is this is close and you think No, so he put on sick of average white guys come to him football average. You mean Which one's average? Yeah, do you mean to do Ramo? Yeah, well, well average Peyton Manning Tom Brady's gonna do it best player of all time, if I remember. Steve Young's pretty good. Phil Sims, Hall of Famer, Boomer Sison, Hall of Famer. Yeah.

Tim Tivo, best college football player ever. Yep, he comitates. So, I don't know about that. But this is also not a good idea. No. This is divisive and shitty. And I'd also like to see it because I think he'd be surprised.

What I like about sports though, what I love about sports. Oh, lineup the Watt brothers wife together. Dude lineup the Watt brothers were savages. How about our boy who wrote set, you wanna get the bozos round up in a race war? You wanna fire up the bozos? Let's not talk about that. In a race war?

No, no, no, no, there's no race war. This is not, this is not, the problem is we don't have any corner, but we have no secondary. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no race war. This is not the problem is we don't have any corner, but we have no secondary. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're hot, you mean widen. You don't have any white guys, you're gonna, you mean widen. You got no white guys. Strong side, white side. No white guys, cover it, you came back, no white guys, cover Tyrick Mill. No white guys in the league. No black guy can cover it, Coup.

Well, that happened. Well, yeah, but, but you're gonna have, you're gonna have Tyrick Mill. Who's gonna stop boasting? Who's gonna stop boasting? Tyrick, post, and he's just gonna run, and they're just gonna, nobody's gonna keep up with him. He's just gonna catch every they're just gonna nobody's gonna keep up with him. He's gonna catch every football

Every last night if you want to do this and then coaching I don't like this. I don't want to go down I don't bring this up, but you want to start coaching footballs? Football and sports have done more to bring races together and kill the man Yeah, but everything's about race. Let's talk about coach No, this is one mouth the Zephan's coordinator. This is Rashard Mendehal. Mendehal.

Yeah, but people are running with it now. So let's go copes. What is Rashard O. Y. receiver? He was. He was. We get cooked at corner, not gonna lie. That's JJ Watts calling. Nobody on our squad is covering Tyree Kill.

He had a map. Yeah, it's gonna be tough. Certain positions can be tough. Nobody on our squad is coming. Tyree Kill. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be tough. Certain positions gonna be tough. But again, who's going to play? Brandon. Who's your coach calling the place?

Brandon, Brandon. Name somebody. You. Name. White coaches. Where do I start? I want to hear it. Oh, we can start with Don Chula.

We can start with the great 49ers coach. We start with Jimmy Johnson. We start with Nick Sabin. We start with Bella check Yeah, go see the black go to the black coaches parcels go Name one I actually think Tom Tomlinson. I think the Pittsburgh Steelers coach, okay, I think he's going. Yeah, he's great. I don't want to anymore He's great. I don't want to have this. It just means that like look I didn't start this but if we're if you're gonna get into it like that pit-recoach is good, right? What's the record?

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at house of macadamia.com. Can we spark up the what the shana hand, what he started, what my shana hand started? Name a coach dude, they're all under his two to that might be Be green-bed packers pal Shanahan 49 best team in the league right that'll change that's gonna change the Miami Dolphins best team in the league All under Shanahan that is true You'll you'll who's gonna call the plays? Who's gonna carry the boat your piece of shit in there plenty of black?

I know but I'll wait name them well. Well, there are some offensive coordinators and defensive coordinators. Go ahead, name them. You get it be enemy nightmare. Who else you're gonna get? Look, I'm not, I'm not gonna get into this. I'm not saying you don't want it. No, I'm saying that I don't like I don't like an all white all black game. I don't I didn't start the game. I don't want to see it. But if you want to go down the road, Richard said it. The bottom line is I think I think you got to put

your money for one reason and one reason only. It's gonna be a close game. But at the end of the day nobody covers your backfield. You don't have the white. Who's calling the police? Well I would play a tour. I would do this. Watch to place. This is all in it. You drop back. Tony Dungeon. You drop back. Tony Dungeon. Yep. You drop back. You can't claim Tony Dungeon back. Tony Dunjie. You can't claim Tony Dunjie's half. What? Why? I don't think he is.

Look it up. You drop back and Tyrick and DJ. Just run out and just catch the ball. Oh yeah, because the NFL, because so easy to do like against NFL caliber defense. Singletary was also a good coach. Mike Singletary was a shit. He really wasn't.

Singletary. Look how far we go at Mike single Terri I knew I was thinking about single tear compared to those list I've wrapped off I think it lasted to look it doesn't matter I don't want to get into this conversation making you do it a chin yeah name name the race the only undefeated coach of all time what race was he his name is Don Shula for the Miami Dolphin 72 dolphins. On defeated, it's never happened ever again. Who got closest? Weird. Bella Chen. This is

back in the station. We're not going to tell about white versus black and coaching. Well, this time it wants to strike it up. A lot of it. A lot of his white coaches, you know, back then you were never going to have a black coach who was a lot of. Oh, here you go. There it goes. There it goes. There it goes. I think there it is. There it is. Yeah, that's the problem. It was what it was a fucking shield No, no, I'm not I keep it real. I keep it real. I don't I don't know. It's white. They just don't have the opportunity. Well, they do now they have to interview Well, they will they will have they will have you'll have some the wisens the whole leap. It's just takes some time sure Listen to him

Out bone and then shout down doesn't it? I don't think he should be getting this aggressive after what's you know recent people shit I'm probably not guy good guy you want to kid like I go you have a failing career too, so he offended him He's still going too look at that I'm bald and killed I like bald and killed a guy That guy fuck my dog bomb is a loser yeah, that's but he that's what he's doing it. That guy fuck with all of Bollman's, I'll lose her. Yeah, that's what he's doing it. That's why he's filming. I get the fuck out of the space in your dumb camera.

Yeah, guys never been had his ass kicked. You see what that guy looks like with his dumb wallet and his stank, fuck. No, I get that's what bothered me the most. It's like, that's why I wanted to do this. I get the fuck out of his face. You can't hold Alex Bollman's chalk. Yes, fuck you.

Zero. Silly talented. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, Alex Baldwin, you know, with the whole truck, remember he used those making fun of Trump so you get a lot of hate for that. Yeah.

And his wife asking to follow on Instagram. I've listened to you. I'm killed now. He's not as liberal as people think. He's just not. He's an old school kind of Democrat. All right. Fuck off.

What's this, Tim? This is Matt Riddle. I love Matt Riddle. I love Matt Riddle. So I'm a big WWE fan. I only know Matt from, okay. I only know Matt from WWE. And I totally forgot that had had.

Didn't know he's UFC volume. No, I forgot. I'm Ultimate Fighter. He's a star. Well, he apparently wants to go back in and give it another round. I bet they would do it because he's a massive star now. He's one of those guys who, he had talent.

They just kind of screwed him over. Then goes WWE,'s a massive star now. He's one of those guys who he had talent, they just kind of screwed him over, then goes WWB becomes a massive star over there. I bet the UFC would welcome with open arms. Who would he be fighting? Who would like... I don't know what weight class is, because clearly they weren't testing in the WWE. So it's gonna be a little different story there.

Was he a big boy? No, he's not a big boy. He's a heavyweight, though, right? Now, a mask getting a lot of attention from Bear Nuckle. heavyweight though. Right now, Matt's getting a lot of attention from Bear Nuckle. Would you say? Right now, Matt's getting a lot of attention from Bear Nuckle.

I can seem going to that. I can seem going to one. A PFL, I would sign them, especially with the Jake Paul, Logan Paul, WWE vibe there. But Dana doesn't have a good history with Matt. No, Matt went off on Dana. Yeah.

Oh, or what? They cut him and then Matt went to the WWE and got super famous. Oh. And Dana doesn't like that. He wants you to, you know, stuff. But now WWE and Dana are one. So someone at WWE, I don't know his relationship with WWE. I'm sure someone at WWE was gonna like sign this kid.

He just got fired from WWE. Okay, so he's burned both bridges. Listen, it's gonna be a very tough comeback, but there's PFL, there's one championship, there's game bread, MMA. He'd go to game bread, like there's PFL. There's one championship. There's fear. No, go there's game bread MMA He'd go to game bread like he's a massive star. He went off at airline for Sexually assaulting him when they pat it him down. Okay, so he was just having a bad day I think okay, but he's a superstar

So much charisma athletic kid can fight so was gonna sign them this time your hair about him, right? He was on the ultimate fighter like stud stud on not on your season You're saying I was a heavyweight right. I think you fought at 55 it says Walter weight then middleweight and right Currently, he's like a 216 right now, so Is that from is that from cereal? Is that him? He's got a cool little stick. He's got a good body man.

Kids, no they tried burying him. Yeah, and then he went on WWE and became a superstar. So I doubt you see signs of such if you did at the WWE too, but dude, he'd be a massive his fanbase and WWE, with the WWE fanbase in Beer Nuckle, Game Bread MMA, PFL, one championship, like he has a huge career if he wants it. People love him.

He's one of my faves. Anybody who gets fucked over by the UFC and goes on to do stuff like your boy, I love him. Look at that mushroom, that's a cool tattoo. He's got a mushroom tattoo. He's a stud man. He was a fan favorite on the show before That's a good body. I like his body I'm happy with the athlete dude can fight and then let it do it and now he has the fan base dude

I don't know why you inside him probably one the biggest free agent with a hot. I fucking sign him Yeah, I want to be built like that. I like his body very happy with it You guys want to touch on a Donald Trump and Colorado? Yeah, I don't care. I'll explain it. If anyone's, I don't want this project to come to screeching halt. Yeah, okay, we'll move on to that. That's what we'll talk about that. It's a bullshit thing that the federal Supreme Court they're doing whatever they can to make sure you don't get a president.

It is, even though if he gets voted in, then they know it's looking that way. So they're saying he's an insurrectionist and he hasn't even been convicted in court. It's so ridiculous. They're so dumb. That Supreme Court is so and he hasn't even convicted in court. It's so ridiculous. They're so dumb. That Supreme Court is so, Supreme Court's gonna eat it alive.

It's like an alliance. What is this, Chad? I saw this yet. Starting to come up recently by lending tree. Who's the lending tree? Hold on. While specifically, a lot of brands don't make people worse drivers,

it seems to be true that certain types of drivers gravitate toward different makes and models. A recent study from, like, the sound that drive it, some brands drive them more accidents, do you guys know other citations? Ram drivers are, were the worst because they're cucks.

And no, no, they're brown. How many of these? The 10 car brands were the most driving incidences in the study. Number one, Ram, I drive that. Number two, Tesla. Only Tesla and Subaru came close.

But check out what they said specifically about Ram right here guys the big digs Had more speeding incidents than all the brands and said that the Ram 1500 quick accelerated Where's the noise part though? I know so the Ram 1500's quick acceleration played a role It sounds like manly shit like you drive too fast new accelerate too hard. Oh, no, don't know. So the Ram 1500's quick acceleration played a role. It sounds like manly shit. Like you drive too fast and you accelerate too hard. Oh no, don't give me a ticket. Who wrote that? Who wrote that? They're moms? Like, shut up.

Yeah, I thought that'd be fun for running. I need to get a car that were my shin, the muscle, the repetitive injury from doing this constantly is fucking me up. We're accelerating? Yeah. I mean, if you get any gear then Tesla do. You barely, done to have the automatic For accelerating? Yeah. Any gear than Tesla do. You barely, doesn't have the automatic pilot shit? Yeah.

There's no car that you can get that's not gay that you don't have to do this. Do you get a stick shift, which is super manly, which is not for you? It's not gonna work for, you're gonna have to use both pedals, yeah, right, the clutch and the gas. All I know is Celine Diaz has stiff person's disease

and she has no control over her mouth. Celine Dion. Celine Dion. What the fuck is Celine Diaz? Dion. That's what I meant. Celine Dion. Dion, I meant.

How bad is it? How bad is that though? You can't move your muscles. It's very sad, yeah. It's very sad, you guys. She's a metabine. What does it say? She's a metabine student of podcasts.

Oh no. She's a metabine student of podcasts. She's keeping it alive. She can't decide. I want you to see her video. She can't decide what she wants to do. One day she wants it, one day she doesn't. Well, she couldn't get it. Well, she couldn't get it. A man of mine, so she wanted to get like Drake and Jack Harlein,

so she couldn't get that, so she did one episode, then said that the podcast is on pause for now. Yeah, I get it. But she asked, is it nightmare? Now she's back, but check out how she talks here, and it's kind of scary. She's out of the rehab or whatever? Yeah, thanks a lot.

So I wanted to post something about how I felt last night after I made a post that we were pausing the podcast. I felt really sad and I was like in a really bad mood because the podcast was actually something that I was really looking forward to filming next week. And it was something that I was really happy and excited about. So I talked to a few friends and they also had to keep going. So we're going to continue the podcast and we are filming next Friday as planned. I think that podcast just take time to grow like to build a following. Who you telling? I shouldn't have said what I said last night about like not getting the type of guests that we were looking forward to getting

because we have to get them in the killer. Yeah, it's tough, lady. We would know at 13 years we can't get Drake to call his back. She just seems like a robot now. It's not. Yeah, well that's pretty scary. Her face is moving so she was out front of podcast. I'm gonna have Drake, post-mold and Jake Carlon.

Yeah, trouble again and then it's crazy. That's a lot of filler though, guys. That's why her face looks weird. That's the least of her problems. But what is she? I thought Amanda Bines was an actress. That's why her face looks weird. That's the least of her problem. But what is she? I thought Amanda Bines was an actress. She was. She was an old man. All that. All that. Yeah, Nickelodeon little. What is she now? She's massive. What is she now? That. Yeah. She's not a singer. No.

She graduated from Phidham. There's something. She had to go to rehab. She has some substance abuse.. She has a tattoo on her face, bro. Wait, so fame, early childhood fame doesn't solve all your problems. Can you imagine being a parent and your kid gets famous? You'd be like, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. The money's nice, but heavy lives it, right? There's, I'm writing this joke about that. It's like, you know, in a way, if your kid is never flown commercially,

like the kids at the super rich, you should probably be a rest of your child abuse, because you're not gonna work out for that kid. You think if your kid has a TikTok under 10, you had some problems. Amanda Biden started that pod, it was like, I want Drake, BuzzFound Jack Harlow, and those three are the ones that I know.

She's not right, actually not. She's not right in mind. I'm pretty sure you grew up with this Jennifer Love Hewitt. I know I did, she was like super hot for me. I mean, sure you grew up with this Jennifer Love Hewitt. I know I did. She was like super hot. We made it. We made it. Yeah.

I'm about those tits, Chin. I'm talking about those tits. And she was, her main one was, I know what you did last summer. And what was it? Oh, and then, She was in that, that, that, that, Can't hardly wait. Less than that.

Yeah, that was one of my favorites. No, but she was not show, uh, David's show in the 90s. Lawson's Greek. No, what was it called? Oh, they lost the parents? Yeah. Yeah, part of five, I think. Part of five.

Part of five. No, but where the huge show? Where was she when she had those huge tits? What show was it? Everywhere. Yeah, she got very small hands. I met her a couple of times. Very tiny hands.

And you know, sir. So, yeah, so you really high know your gay? I shook her hands very much. You saw her like she was tiny hands. Small hands, my friend director, and the most. Yeah, because all the skins in them, too. All right, too. Right? I don't hands very much. You saw her like she has tiny hands small as my friend director Yeah, cuz all the skins in them too. All right, dude, right? I don't know man People are saying that she looks unrecognizable now and then I'll show you her picture that she's reading the fucking internet Which is this is a look that we remember right? Yeah, she's so this is her this is her Instagram right now

So this is her look like think the latest post She's from whoville She does Had some stuff done it'll you're I think the problem is the fillers. It's it's tough for a woman in hot dishes It's a I'm not gonna plot on dude. Yeah, no one for the baby. It is hard for women in this business god damn it internet hate you Still hot. Yes, no, she looks pretty. I'm just saying that she just looks like it's not her What I think she interfered. Yes, yeah, I brought shed mitz is to using filters too

So it's like a combination of filters and some other stuff Did the body give up or what? No, no, no. Oh, let's see. It's just that there's a lot of them. No, she's still super pretty. Yeah, she's pretty. She's got a little lip or a bowtie. No one's saying anything about her prettiness. It's just she looks like a different person.

She looks different. Oh, she doesn't look like she looked when she was 17. That's why she's using age as a thing, but they're not saying that she looks old. But also people want to hate on Hollywood, like when they get older and they, I could get in roles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like you're an aging NFL player and another younger player comes in takes you. You got to listen to no one saying about her age. No, I'm saying, saying, because she's old, she can't get roles, dude. It is true that you aren't going your name. Hollywood is ruthless. It's ruthless. But that's it with anything. You can't be a president, be 80 like Biden. It doesn't work out dudes you age out She looks great though. She's crushing it. Mm-hmm All right, um, what some animal ones were always what some animal ones real quick. This is a near

Howl's Verde's hell yeah, so it's I'll show you this real quick killer whale head, but it's all face. Yeah, so San Diego No, it's not here. No, it's right'll show you this work with killer whale head but It's all from these yeah, so San Diego are No, it's not here. No, it's right here. What can I write off of near Paris up there? Yes Almost a beach Palace from all from palace verdicts to San Diego. So there's swimming from here to there. It's kind of follow So they follow them away Turn off the music and you'll see them just kind of like. I want to mess with killer whales. They will eat dolphins.

Oh. Just tosses up here. They just kill whales or asshole. Yeah, so they're actually messing with their food right now. Oh. And they're going to eat them after this. Yeah, they want to get them out of there. They'll eat them.

Well, you don't want to be near a dolphin either. I mean, I'm trying to get away from that giant. That's got to suck. But the dolphins so much quicker. They're not. They're just not. They are though. They're probably not.

You know what? Not that great. There's just a headbutt. No, it. But you don't want to be near a dolphin in the open. This is in South Africa. They saw a giant eagle eating an Impala. That's a huge bird. On a golf course.

It's an Impala. And real. Look at the size of those fucking tablets. They said it's a martial eagle and they have like a up to, oh, close to eight wings, or eight foot wingspan. Yeah, it's called death from the sky There's even bigger Eagles. I had to Google it There's a bigger deal the that thing this one's like 18 pounds. There's some that are like the golden

Eight pounds. Oh, no how many gold heels are that big bald. He goes definitely not that no the gold Eagles really big to harpy eagle, but they're not that heavy 40 pound jump big of a bird that is in the sky No, I saw 48 pounds somewhere large zeal by weight the stellar seagull that it ain't shit That ain't shit that ain't shit shit 20 pounds though. They'll they'll they'll they'll be shit, dude I think it's rocking Giants of the pin eagle I mean, yeah, miss red 20 pounds ain't shit 20 pounds still a big old bird at big old bird because they're hollow. Yeah, that's a big old bird

Yeah, I don't fuck with birds make a crazy Claws and all that trash that you see out from when you walk in if there's trash. It's a bird It's I want I sit there and watch cuz I was like you stolen the trash run in the studio. Yeah, it's a black crow Who's the and I don't trust it was a fan might have in Mike Dicke. There was a story about Rosie. Goalier. Rosie. Gris talking about how I think it was like some famous tough guy football player, giant guy. And there was a police dog. It was I think it was like a big game play. I can't get a cop. Got a police dog. He was just staring at that dog. And he goes, what are you looking at? And he goes, it's a police dog. He goes, yeah, he goes, I killed that dog.

Guess how it's doing. He goes, I'll bite it back. Wow, man. You killed a dog, police dog. I don't think so. What's this, Jen? Last one, George, you got a weird story, huh? Yeah, I didn't think of anywhere.

So this, this is a little prank that these kids What's this chin last one George's story, huh? Yeah, I do like anymore. Yeah, so this This is a little prank that these kids played on their grandma by showing them grants a thawed O5 and telling her it's the real news Dude, this is a this is a prank. I play on my followers when I post videos of a T.R. X. Jump and I thought it was real I was like I was like Brennan. I didn't know what you were posting. I know you posted it And I was I looked at I go I got a show Brennan. a showbred And then the best was it said one hundred percent for you. I put this is absolutely 100% real I was like I was like wait this is crazy look at people attack me and be like dude look at this T.R. It's nuts I'm like okay dude. Okay, let me see this is hilarious Oh my god. This graphics is awful. Oh my gosh.

Oh. Not nice. Oh you could do that to me. Any ground. Oh my god. That's crazy. Yeah, I saw, I was watching a crash test and then they had these cars that were hitting this pole and this peeling and I was like, holy shit, when do they do these crash tests?

And I looked at it a little closer and I was like, oh, I told you, was it maddened? The football game? Like, I tell people the story, like, there's not your full of shit. I'm like, I, I told you how was it maddened the football game? Like I do I tell people the story like there's not your full of shit. I'm like I'm telling Brian stupid I at first it took me a second. It's not maddened was an actual game It took me a second because I was like wait and then I saw Andy Reed and I was like and he's not that skinny. I thought god damn it He's moving all stiff. I told Chris that he's like that's not true. You're making that my I'm telling you Brian was watching man Thing he's watching a real game like 30 seconds. I got taken it but still but for the story. It's

It's a two hours. Yeah But if you're far back like yeah Is that a chin that's it? Hey kids all the comedy club. Let's go this weekend Thursday Friday Saturday I comedy zone and then I got my drop San Diego January 45 and six. Oh shit Okay, fine San Diego. Yeah, I always never go to San Diego from town. Maybe I'll jump up there I love that come now. You get some reps in January. That'd be great. All right, buddy We'll figure it out you and me together dude slap our cocks together in space. Yes slap The tune town just got released project lightning episode one is out now.

Go watch on Tuntown right now. And then as far as stand up, I'm in natural January 25th. One night only Austin, Texas, January 26th, 27th. I'll be in Austin on January 20th doing the fight. I can pay you Mr. Joe Rogan as well for a strickling versus do police ease. Um, but yeah, stand up. You got January 25th, natural Austin, 26th, 27th.

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