The Fighter & The Kid - Look Mom! We Made It To 900! | TFATK Ep. 900

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen celebrate their 900th episode and talk Bryan's new fresh kicks from Suplex, lasers, UFC 289, NBA finals, president Biden continuously falling, tour...ists petting Bison, LaMelo Ball's ridiculous watch and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code FIGHTER House Of Macadamias - For a limited time TFAK listeners get a free box of Namibian Sea Salted Macadamia (worth $35) with their first purchase on houseofmacadamias.com/TFAK + 20% OFF your whole order with TFAK code. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In Massachusetts, call (800) 327-5050 or visit gambling help line m a dot org, In New York, call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Kansas, call 1-800-522-4700. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 21+ in most eligible states but age varies by jurisdiction. Eligibility restrictions apply. See draftkings dot com slash sportsbook for details and state specific responsible gambling resources. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. Opt-in and 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Eligibility, wagering, and deposit restrictions apply. Terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash basketball terms. For more The Fighter and The Kid visit: http://www.fatkz.com/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes we did, cause we got it again It's the finaly again This is really the fighter in the kid Come on baby It'll work up there That's a strong laser, look at that shit bro You know, you have to felony if you do that to airplanes Like people doing airplanes to the pilots
Starting point is 00:00:16 It fucks up all the stuff You'll be a real loser You're 54, dude He's a felony You know it's a felony? Put the laser down. You know that's true. It probably is true, but you know what? Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:32 I know some guy got arrested though. I know that too and somehow I can bring some. So just a lot of those chimbrot lasers. Sometimes we're doing chimbrot events. Like no, chin that one. So chimbrot lasers because sometimes we're doing an event like no chin that one so chimbr Brotus lasers were super mature so we've been bullshin with these lasers. Hey, is it a felony to use the laser at an airport? I'm pretty sure it is like to do it because people sit on the outside you know by that in and out and hit the pilots in the eyes Probably on airplanes
Starting point is 00:01:05 Code section whoever knowingly intentionally aims the beam of a laser pointer project Nice. Probably on airplanes. Code say, you're ever known me intentionally, aims the beam of a laser pointer project. It's actually a misdemeanor. That's lame. Okay. But I know it was illegal. I said illegal, right? And I said felony.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Yeah, he said felony. That's all this, this is a pro science, dude. Pro science. I was like, man, it tracks, though, right? Yeah, and I kind of, I went along with it, and I didn't, we have to. Yeah. Because nobody, because you know, we recording, but this one. Yeah, now we are but this one says right here
Starting point is 00:01:28 It's a crime. Hey pointing laser and aircraft is a federal crime Do they know from the federal aviation industry? But it's still a felony so fuck off But um if it's a real laser now I want to just a couple things one Brennan and I any Bravo Sam Tripoli Jeff die I'm gonna be doing stand-up, Adventist West tomorrow, Venice West, in Venice, and I'll send out a flyer, check our socials for that.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Plus, I'm wearing these are Tom Sacks, General Purpose Shoes from Suplex. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry about my crazy fresh kicks. Did you pick these out? Yeah, both of them. I like them. You knew what I'd sorry about my crazy fresh kicks. Did you pick these out? Yeah, yeah both of them I like them. Yeah, you knew what I'd like because they're simple They're simple and they're good appropriate They're eight pumps acts an older guy so it makes the shoes. Yeah, so these are very comfortable
Starting point is 00:02:14 Those are great, and these are probably expensive. They're not giving these away. No, not giving away Bring up how much these are they're great. They're Tom sacks. Tom sacks. General for the shoe Nike Tom sacks got a little bit of trouble. Not gonna lie to you. They're there, right there. Yeah, I don't want to look price. I like them a lot. And I love Mike.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I'm gonna use the laser pointer here. So your shoe is here. That's expensive. Jay has those. Oh man. I clicked on it. Oh, there's your shoe there. Not so much here.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Shout out to Mike there. It's gonna come me up. I'm gonna show that anymore. About time you have some cool sneakers, man, that you're gonna wear for a week. Mine are the most expensive and the best ones. I'm one of those guys, if you tell me something's really expensive, I'm like, I'll take them.
Starting point is 00:02:54 He had a pair of sneakers there at Suplex for $150,000. The sum Yeezy's of it? No, they were given to Eminem after he cut his first album. They were like, all the Jordan what yeah Yeah, there's only like friends of family M&M Jordan. I think five fours But these brown ones could be cool for you too those brown ones that's right up your alley, dude Maybe that's that grandpa brown grandpa brown bro. Those are cool though, huh? That could be you dude
Starting point is 00:03:21 Jay has a yellow he won this weekend Those are cool though, huh? That could be you, dude. You call it the yellow. Jay has the yellow, he won this weekend. Dude, I could, I was in La Jolla, I could move to La Jolla, man. I know we always get crunk on the cities we come from. La Jolla has been there so many times. I've been there so many times.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I've been there so many times. I've been there so many times. I've been there so many times. In it, I mean, you're paying the same taxes, but that might be the move. Everyone's, you know, Austin, Nashville. Why? Because it's the best weather of all time. And it's chill, it's not too crowded.
Starting point is 00:03:43 No, the homeless is whatever. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. Went to the Padres game on Sunday. That was the best thing about doing Sunday. Show you're not flying out, are you?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Now, you're two hours away from LA, but who cares about LA? Yeah, do you care that much? Would you actually think about moving down there? I'd be down, yeah. Yeah, if I had moved everything down there. Yeah. It's great great I could do that I would I would hologram in yeah we'd have to figure it out huh I wonder if we could do a hologram situation let me kind of
Starting point is 00:04:17 cool that would suck that's when you know the shows's over. We'll start halling them and then I mean the show's just over dude. That's that that's that get from he's great. Yeah, kids great. Yeah, Pajr game is so much fun. It's great. I'm ready for a day. Brett for a day. He's a super fun. Yeah, I could definitely live out there. Oh yeah. Santa Barbara. That's another place. Two slow. Two slow. No stand up there. Like in San Diego, you do the comedy store in La Jolla. Yeah. You got the ice house. I'm sorry, you got laugh factory and then you have American comedy club. You got the other
Starting point is 00:04:57 one off the hook. No, no, no. Oh my God. I know what you're talking about. Drop the mic. Yes. It's great. Yeah. Close off the hook, right? It's great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:11 So you still need to hold the circle comedy. You know, it's a circle theater down there. And he's a bunch you can do down there. Wow. You really could. There's a whole comedy scene. There really is. A big, great comedy scene.
Starting point is 00:05:20 And also, you know, big fight scene for me to do on the shows. Damn, dude. A big more sense in Austin or Florida. Yeah. If we're gonna move, but then yeah, then you'd have to move too, dude. If we're gonna continue, you can't hologram it in. No.
Starting point is 00:05:36 One day a week. I'll go there, you come here. Yeah, that would be, you could pull it off, huh? Yeah. Probably. By the way, today is the 900 show 900 Five on the kid and Georgie made a little something for you guys and all we have to show for it are these laser points Oh wait wait, sorry my bed you started late. I know dude here In a long journey sure as we're about 200 episodes deep my man
Starting point is 00:06:23 It seems like just yesterday. We're this narration by the way Santa Monica in your basement with a zoom mic and And hearts full of joy and we're just trying to make each other laugh really young dumb and full of that like it was yesterday it's it's crazy to look back where we came from you know I remember reaching down to Santa myself running my it always seems a little bit hard sometimes in other words I got all these hormones pumped through my body, and I don't know what to do with all this energy. And you said, Brian, put it into the podcast. That sure did.
Starting point is 00:06:53 You got to be careful at yourself. You said, look at this guy. Man, I'm being... I don't be remembered then. Just a quick little video. I got great quick. The years of this aging like president. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:11 There was an acceleration in the age. You know, hot second though. Different studios. Nine hundred. But there's more than more. So yeah, probably in the thousands. Oh, dude, we're in a whale over a thousand. Yeah, it's incredible.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I know, right? I mean, still doing it. You've it's incredible. I know, right? I mean, still doing it. You've been podcasting for two years, right? Yeah. Got our blackbrots man, 10,000 hours. Well, 10,000 hours. Wow. It's actually 10,000 hours. Easily 10,000 hours. Oh, yeah. All the podcasts we're doing. Fucking nuts. And really not missing any time. I mean, a week, a year. For me, the new, but yeah, sure. be sure No, no really, I know I'm yeah We was gonna figure it out the only the only time I ever got
Starting point is 00:07:48 Dicey and we knew it was coming is when you were doing the gold birds and the TV shows Remember cuz you were trying you'd have to rush from set to there and then sometimes in instead of your control The set would like do we need to know two hours you call me but all right. I guess I'll do it with Sasso or whatever You know that Sassos used me, but all right, I guess I'll do it with Sasso or whatever. You know that? Sasso used to fill in all the time. Yeah. Not easy. Not easy.
Starting point is 00:08:09 You'll come in with your shorts too. Right, from the Shosh. I think I'm coming in character. Tiny shorts. That was pretty cool. Yeah, that was fun, huh? That was a good time. We'll get us now.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Still doing it. Still doing it. Still the one, tonight's win. Still the one makes me laugh. Still, is that tonight's win? No. Still the one that, tonight, tonight. Still the one makes me laugh. Still, is that tonight, tonight? No. Still the one that makes me laugh. I want to be a singer, but that's not going to happen anymore.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Not you're young. Wait. These guys? No, it's not. I have to blame. There's not a twain. You're still the one and then there's still the one. That's more of a not beat fun song. Yeah. Either way, we kicked off you an upbeat fun song Yeah, either way we kicked off you got a bitch ain't that a bitch
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Starting point is 00:12:47 Yeah. Not the best card. I was gonna say. This is gonna catch you $80 to watch. Not the best card. There's actually probably one fight you wanna see on there. That's Darius and Charles O'Levarra. That's, I'm gonna say that.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I'm gonna say very excited about that fight. That's what I said. That fight's so good. Take my money. But the rest of the card, garbage. Yeah, it's a big thing thing for this is a big one for Charles Oliver in a way. It's big for Darius. Darius wins this. He no doubt. The title shot. Well, so, so what I mean is that if Charles Oliver loses this, it becomes a strange
Starting point is 00:13:17 place for him. He's still great. Not really. Well, the only the only thing I've got there is like, okay, so he lost the mock chip. Okay, mock chev can beat most guys. Outside that, he won 11 in a row before that. Lost the Machachev. He's beat everybody in the losing. I always noticed that with fighting in UFC, losing can sometimes, it's very hard to come back from that. Not him though. Yeah, because he's been there before.
Starting point is 00:13:41 He was just, he was like a 500 fighter. And then he went on this insane run So he can I'm not worried about him mentally with the loss. Yeah, it with the level. He's at it's like a matchup Stereo should a bad matchup. What makes there he was so fuck you get it everything any as a granite chin He's hard to take out He's got a good to get to guy. The world champion. Jesus great. Jesus to guy great kickboxer It's a good, it's a good guy. It's a good guy. It's a good guy.
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Starting point is 00:14:31 he was always winning from blue belt to purple brown belt look at that world champions and all i mean so he's just a winner man that it yeah well but it's it's it's an x factor that he was really the way to be that it's it really it really it would give me your thoughts though right? Well, it's an X factor Yeah, we don't really he's never not one this so he understands how to win like you know this is Brian to you know Darius married has one dollar to no more than 1991. No, no, no, he's got a he's got an X factor this faith is Christian No, he's got an X factor his ability you know as is Christian? Nope, he's got an ex-factor. His ability...
Starting point is 00:15:05 You know what ex-factors? He's one ten in a row, Brian. Well, this will be nine. I'm sorry, this will be nine. But he's winning before that too. As a blue belt, he was winning as one. Well, you're talking about Jiu-Jitsu. Yeah, but I'm just saying,
Starting point is 00:15:15 that mindset is that mindset. But be everybody in the UFC has that. That's true. Everyone I get to see his winners, dude. Yeah. Look at how many he's one. So that's not the, that's not the, that wouldn't be the, give me why you think Oliver,
Starting point is 00:15:28 maybe that would be an X factor. Let's say he's one from Jitu, because then every wrestler would just go on to dominate. That's true. Yeah. So give me why you think he would lose to Oliver. I don't think he's gonna lose. I think he beats him. And also a lot of times, Oliver, he,
Starting point is 00:15:41 he starts off slow, usually gets hit. Can't do that with him. When he gets hit, jiu-jitsu so good guys are usually they let them recover like him Chandler someone Just to go the ground with them Derris can rock him go the ground Derris is not scared of the jiu-jitsu. They're both pretty comparable You can nullify his jiu-jitsu. I think Derris rocks him and then submits him if he doesn't knock him out Wow, it's just a bad man. It's all over the house. That was just a style style. Oh, our striking is damn good.
Starting point is 00:16:08 And his hands are heavy too. They both have to be fair. Oliver not as heavy as Dears, but he has more finishes. But they both get hit. That's why it's giving me, it's a great fight. Again, the USC, whatever, it's a bad card. I would pay $80 if this was the only fight on the card like the others or whatever i watch it i got problems i'll watch anything you know
Starting point is 00:16:31 it's all of our beats darius he'll shot you don't think he there's a shot he beats it now i said he'll get a title shot i was gonna say what are the title shot so he can't show for sure so title shot so it's a rematch with our boy Mark Jeff If that you know, I don't know if that's what they wanted to mock him. I'm sorry, but Irrin Irrin. I'll die. Irina Donna
Starting point is 00:16:55 She Mexican that's right and Maxxins are hot right now Mexicans are so hot right now They're just they they have all the belts in the Oc, just to be what, the fourth champion? Mexican. Yeah. And they crazy. Yeah. One interim, but he's a little surprised though. Not surprising. Now she's a dog, but I think she's gonna win.
Starting point is 00:17:12 I think she's gonna win. I think she's gonna win. No, because I mean, I mean, I'm over anything just. Yeah, I think she's over that weight cut. She has kids now. There's been rumors that even going into that camp, that she was against Pena, she wasn't really all, you know, both feet in. So that some's going
Starting point is 00:17:30 on. She's 35, that weight cuts a bitch. She much preferred to fight at 45, you know. So we'll see, I can guarantee this. The fight game will be more entertaining than that card. Guarantee. Yeah. But I like those fights. I love watching a man in a new-new-news fight and I love watching Charles Lovera. I mean, that's a great fight. This is a huge success. You know, I wasn't supposed to be on even on the card.
Starting point is 00:17:57 They weren't supposed to get that fight. There's was fight earlier and Charles Lovera pulled out. So he got postponed to this. So this card was going be even more junked. That's the only thing. That's the only thing. Is it junk because we don't know them or is it junk? It goes junk, and again, this is not gonna fire us junk
Starting point is 00:18:13 because the matchups. This isn't a fight car that's made to be exciting. I don't have anybody there. It's tough. The next best fight on the car is for that Danny Gay and Nate Landware. that's a great fight. What way does that happen? Other way.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Okay. Like to kick off the main event, the main card, that's probably a decision, the way they fight. It's just not great. It's all good. Happens. It's all good, baby. All good. My nuggets lost. Dude, I'll tell you what, I thought my brother cured his anger management issues. And he was like, no, I can't watch, I can't sleep at night, you know, if I watch the nuggets.
Starting point is 00:18:52 So the game was on. But he's that big of a fan? Yeah, he's that big of a fan. I was like, now you'd be fine, man. Put the game on, you know, where in the green room? Dude, they were up like eight. And I was like, you're fine. He's so negative about it.
Starting point is 00:19:02 He's like, no, they're just not playing well. They're not doing well. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're fine. He's so negative about it. He's like, no, they're just not playing well. They're not doing well. It wasn't blah blah. I'm like, all right, you're so negative. They ended up losing. But I don't get to see that. Because when they went down eight in the fourth quarter, he slammed his phone to the ground in the green room. Oh, he had problems. They can, there's an NBA team. They can come back on running. He's like, I don't go on fuck. I like, oh, wow. I thought we were. Oh, my God. Was mad the rest of the night. Like oh mad. Really? This morning mad. Just just because he's that much of a nugget fan. Yeah. I don't take that shit personally. I don't either. Just a city. But I was also like just from a roar. It's not a big deal. Yeah, but we grew up like some never one anything ever.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Now they finally can. They're kind of one to one. They can make so many changes in when the game like I think they're winning five. It's all good. I guarantee they were lazy this game. They thought they had they rolled over and the heat. I guess the nice and also I told Jay said it's good for him. So wake up call. They've been coached they they coasted through the Lakers. They coached and they destroyed the Lakers. It lose a game. They coasted through Phoenix. They just went an easy run for him. So finally, they he'll push back. They coasted through Phoenix. Like it's been an easy run for him. So finally, they get a little pushback. They're a little too comfortable. Go to cocky.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Can't get a little too cocky. But it's against not joking. She's the best player in the NBA by far than MVP. But the rest of the players didn't, they just didn't show up. Yeah, I was watching that guy. I don't know anything about basketball, I'm not gonna watch,
Starting point is 00:20:20 but I was, because people have been talking about I was watching him and watching how he can pack the way he passes. Is that the best pastor in the NBA? Unbelievable. For a big guy insane. And the way he hits from wherever he's huge too. He's just trying to.
Starting point is 00:20:33 6-11. Yeah. But again, he's not, I mean, if you like fundamentals and good basketball, he's the best player to watch. But as far as like exciting, no, he's not that flashy. His past is about the flashiest thing. He's not quick. He's not the quickest guy. He's a sick round draft pick. Like, there's nothing flashy about it. That's what the NBA knows. He's not on the face of ESPN. Because, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:52 he's just a giant. Is interviews? Doesn't give a shit. Yeah. Don't care about any of that. I think only wants to win. I think in Montenegro, where he is, like, some of the serves are from. I think they're the tallest people in Europe people say holland but i think they're actually i think they're the tallest and there's a small section of montanagro i think cool man and that's where he's from they're giants
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Starting point is 00:22:21 Maybe 40 late thres when Hulk out, the first Hulk came out. A little bit of a looper egg, no? No, with Eric Bana. Oh, remember? Yeah, you know about a movie like yeah, but it was a live action movie. See when that came out, please. There, my friend would call me, my friend would call me, and he'd go like this, he'd go. 2003. 2003, okay My friend would fucking call me I Was 37 or whatever. He my friend would call me and go Hey, dude
Starting point is 00:22:54 I'm thinking his he takes a size 400 in a suit I Go what the Hulk he go what do you think his when he's as big as what do you think his suit Size is like if he had to be fitting for a place her Friends immature. I'm like I don't know he goes. I'm saying he's over 200 So you're a 40 regular. I'm giving him I'm giving him 200 Not hanging up and then then I would then he'd go all right and he hang up the farm. Yeah, he was trading Yeah, then he goes he goes I
Starting point is 00:23:25 Got news for you, dude. What do you think he benches? And I go, I don't know. And he goes, well, he picked a tank up and he was swinging it. So I'm thinking he's benching. Jesus Christ. 50,000 pounds. Like I can't have these conversations.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Your friend's stupid, oh. Yeah. That when he's as big as me. The original, I thought I told talking about Lou Fragg, no. The original Hulk. I mean, if he was so jacked, they'd just spray painting green. That's right. Instead of computer, jacked.
Starting point is 00:23:51 But that is a big, Halky Hulk. Hulk's dope. Yeah. They've never really made a good Hulk movie though. They just never hit it out the part. I agree. They need to redo that. That's all Hollywood does anyway.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Because the idea is kind of stupid also, I could never go over the pants issue. He's wearing pants. They explode. And then he's huge, he'd be naked. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't like shit. Yeah, I don't like this conversation.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I don't like superhero movies. Who's your favorite superhero? I do want to see that new spider verse I heard it's like the best comic book movie ever. I'm sure you see the original the well when I see the original original spider verse I saw John Mc4. Let's not super everybody's talking about how great it is. I'm just told I'm all that stuff I don't if all this is action. It's not for it is dude. It's not for me But why is everybody raving about I crushed in the theaters, but just like just shooting in karate and it's like oh god No, I don't like you neither. I don't I've never seen it a thousand times No, not for me, but did you see that's the spider man supposed to be really good?
Starting point is 00:24:59 It's crush it and What's it in clay Travis who we love he kind of usually we have the same political opinions Someone I don't agree with everything he says, but he said it was good so I'm like, oh can't be too woke Because I know there's a pregnant spider-man wants to show the power of pregnant women can still be bad That's why yeah, there's a pregnant spider-man. It's all these multiverse also multiverse Rick and Morty's been doing it for I don't know six years now, you know, so he's jumping over all these multiversees, also multiverse, Rick and Morty's been doing it for, I don't know, six years now, you know? So he's jumping over all these multivers, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I wanna see it, apparently it's long though. My son, his friend had a birthday party there, and my girl calls me on Saturday and she's like, it's chaos, she's like a three hour movie. These kids are not into it. I'm like, that's three hours long. Yeah, I got a kid, I got a kid got it. It's still long in the theater. It's 20. Yeah, that's three hours long. Yeah, I got a kiss, I got a kick out of it. It's still going to be a few.
Starting point is 00:25:45 It's your 20. Yeah, it's crushing the theaters, but and little mermaid did so well in the United States. And then when I went to China, people were like, we don't like blacks. What? Yeah, nobody went to see it because they were like, oh, it's, little mermaid's always been white
Starting point is 00:26:00 and we just feel like it's, you know, it's like, oh, God. It's like, hey, China, you know, mermaids aren't real though. Yeah, I mean, that is really interesting, because China, basically, they're minister of cultural affairs at something like, it's been a beloved person, and you guys are trying
Starting point is 00:26:15 to push your agenda down our throats, and you know, it's fine. Yeah, but also, it's fine that the little mermaid has darker pigmentation then. I mean, you get to a little woke when it's the five sisters in one's Asian, one's white, one's from Africa, one's Indian, the dad's Spanish. It's like, hey guys, we're representing a lot here. Yeah, they're also fish. That is a good conversation though, right?
Starting point is 00:26:41 Because some movies were written or the books were written for like a certain character, but they try to be woke and they change that character to a different ethnicity. Yeah, I don't think that's, I don't think they should do that. That's exactly, I think just write an original script for the whatever ethnicity you want, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Whatever, yeah. But don't just don't make old ones. The best actor and best character for the part. The best actor for the part. Whatever the best actor. The best to be fair, that girl is damn good at it. She can sing, she's a dime piece. She's so tough.
Starting point is 00:27:10 That's what she has eyes like a fish. Yeah, her eyes are so wide apart. Can I see the real person though? Her eyes are so far apart, like a fish. Well, don't say that place. Why? That's what I'm saying. She's so talented.
Starting point is 00:27:22 She sang during the American Idol. My God, she can sing. Really? She's a dime piece too. I don't know how old she is, so let's make sure's so talented. She sang during the American Idol. My God, she can sing. Really? She's a dime piece too. I don't know, old cheers, so let's make sure we're good. So 23, we're in the clear. Eyes are far apart though, right? I mean, they are.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Let's respect. Yeah, very. But what could be clear, it's all good. She's a nothing hard. I'm just saying, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm saying it gives it a fish look. Is that negative? I am.
Starting point is 00:27:49 You told me the people in the cast were like, dude, she's spot on. I am not. And she can sing. She can swim. She checks all box. I don't know, Brennan. Very brilliant. Let me see some more pictures.
Starting point is 00:28:02 There you go. Yeah, she's beautiful. I mean, I will say if you were dating her You might be like hello, you know, I had a girlfriend who had very far apart Beautiful beautiful. Tell me if you're David and she left the room. I'm like here. I was a part of her I would not I'd say she's gorgeous time. Oh, dude. She's so gorgeous. No Obviously that's and talented, but I will admit her eyes are not Close together. I'll never say her eyes are too close together
Starting point is 00:28:27 I'm saying compared to me her eyes are further up. You would never say that your eyes are look at her body You're you would never say your eyes are Very close. No, don't get it twisted. She's a bonafide Gorghen. Oh, she's like old school Hollywood scarlet. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She's That's what say the eyes for a part eyes for parts not a bad thing. Yeah gorgeous I'm saying compared to me her eyes are further. That's a good thing. Yes, there you go So your eyes are standardly spaced and her eyes might be a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, she's so talented though
Starting point is 00:29:02 She's a cutie pie she's so talented though. She's a cutie pie. Good for her. Movie's all right. But even the cartoon, it's all right. If you go too long. What's long? The cartoon will too long.
Starting point is 00:29:15 You're under the sea. Oh, too long. I'm not telling you. No, I'm not. I'm not saying. Well, do you want to see Spider-Rus, but I can't go to my son's scene. Did you see Netflix the sex sex life absolutely not man
Starting point is 00:29:27 Well, I got hijacked into that is it the lesbian one? No, no, it's actually interesting good a sex life good Adam Damos Full frontal gonna Adam Damos Adam can you help me? Sput Adam right there Adam. Is it a reality show or it's a scripted? No, it's a scripted full frontal. Yeah, I got a full frontal. I'm not gonna say anything Is that it? Yeah, but all the shows we we yeah, but can we see it? I mean, I'm sure we can but there goes my computer again Is there a big one huge editing fail? I'm gonna bring a stake on this. Is there a big one? Is there a huge, I didn't even fail. Yeah, it's a little bit.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Oh, is it Photoshopped? I mean, now it's... I've never seen a dick this big. So it's down to here. Yeah. Oh, no, that's not real. But I'm sure, when he's negotiating, he's like, he got a new scene.
Starting point is 00:30:22 He's like, well, not that I've ever seen. So, it's so real looking, dude. But it turned out it was a prosthetic. But it's what they can do with prosthetics. It was what they can do with prosthetics. I literally was like this. I saw it and I went. Because so the guy, his wife is crazy about him,
Starting point is 00:30:37 can't kick him. So he doesn't take a shower with the guy. He's stalking him. And he sees his dick and he just goes like this. So massive. Like it's, well, you remember dirt digler in bookie nights, they showed his, yeah, because that's a prostate. That's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yeah, that was a good. So this looks real. Good. And it's, well, that look real to you. Yeah, but this is dirt. Tegulars was too skinny. This thing is, I mean, it's it's girthy. It's like, we have to get a picture of it.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I don't know if we can. Of course, we can show it, obviously, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, we have to get a picture of it. I don't know if we can. Of course we can. We can't show it, obviously. It's trending on TikTok. It's hilarious. But they do suck it off. Don't you get banned on TikTok if you show Weenner? They do such a good job with this shit, man.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I don't know, maybe. See you guys. Out of all the, out of all the, out of all this, the computer generate graphics, this is what you're impressed with. The still weener, there's not hope. It's all that matters. There you go, there you go.
Starting point is 00:31:33 It, that does, that doesn't look real. It did them in, if you see the show, and I was like, and everybody was like, what the fuck, I went immediately to my phone, like let me see if that's real. But everybody thought that was real because they do such a good job with it. They should have given him some more ass. Yeah, now now now this guy. Yes, you don't have an ass. It's Good actor good actor flat ass. Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:54 That's a long winner man the movie that the show itself and also the reason you know it's fake It's I mean, I guess we just got done you know bust and then it's gonna be a little filled like that But no one's winners that hard just chilling. I've seen I guess we just got done, you know, busting. Then it's gonna be a little filled like that, but no one's weaners that hard, just chilling. I've seen that song. I've seen Dix that like that. On, on, on, on not white guys. And, but on, on Puerto Rican guy at the YMC, at one time at Hobo, okay.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Hey, hey, hey, see, once you step out of the white race, then yeah, for sure, we're talking about white, that white guy with the flat ass, that he ain't packing that heat. No. No. No. And flaccid like that. Come on, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Now go to Dirk Dickler's. Who's who's better? Because that one looks a little fake to me, maybe. That one. Yeah, from Malaway. If you see it in the show, it's so real. So real. Oh, that's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Dirk's and Zundies was popping, but it's a last scene in the movie. That's a great show. Movie. Yeah, it wasn't good. I remember it. Oh, the movie's great. I think it went on. The movie's great.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I think we got this. No, no, no. Yeah, well, that's, that's, this looks like a real, no, no, man. But that's, that's a Thor. We're looking for Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Knights Oh, that's it right there where him in the white suit. Yeah, here. Yeah See how it's skinny. Oh, well that looks so fake and skinny and you know what? But I'd say that looks more real than the other one. No, it doesn't I'm telling you
Starting point is 00:33:24 I you have to see the show. I mean, it's real. What they do is prosthetics now, so you would never be able to tell you, like, what the fuck? Well, for sure, they can pull a fucking spider brush or that thing. Alrighty.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Well, check that out, our winners with the day. Yeah, we check. We always come down to Dix. It's amazing. You brought it up, dude. Well, I just referenced boogie night You're right. There's not a lot of movies that show that I watch that movie again. That's a great movie Oh, it's on all the time. I always watch it. It's such a good movie. I like to begin when I'm fun that the party at Bert Brown South and at the end it gets sad. You see how it ends for everybody. Well, that's kind of you know, yeah
Starting point is 00:33:59 It's kind of yeah, yeah, if you're gonna go down that You change clear this route. I don't want my computer to die, you know, you know what your computer start recommending dick movie I mean when you do it like porn stuff kind of shit I have like the kind my search engine is hot black guys Hugh black cough. I mean I this early government sees all that stuff. I don't the amount of stuff I send to friends and I mean, I, this early government sees all that stuff. I don't, the amount of stuff I send to friends and to even my wife, who, my wife, you know, dated black guys in college and I will send her pictures
Starting point is 00:34:34 of some total stud. Say, is this your style? And I'm like, and I just write, slud underneath it. That's nice. I know. She's like, what's wrong with you? I'm like, man. We should honor, it's Pride Month, and we have a video to honor pride month. I sent it to Chen.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Yeah, we should watch only problem with that is we got flag because that's part of the fox. Oh That video, but it's on your Instagram right? Yeah, so I'll just check out my nons Instagram haters Haters man haters. We're doing for pride month me cuz I'm more I'm a cock fucking guys fucking strangers. That's how I show my respect Get in them cheese. Yeah Pride it's a month. It's a whole month a month It's a lot of time a long month. Yeah, just don't respect pieces of shit. It's all good. What do you got? All right, let's see.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Not. Oh wait, so I don't know if you know the part besides weeners, Jen. This dude, I'm just curious if you knew who this guy is. His name is Jackie Chen. He's an Asian dude. Is he a Chen or Chen? Chen, Chen.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Sin, Pam or Pan? Oh boy, it's thick. That's so great. Six, three, ten. Oh shit. Six, six, three hundred and ten pounds. Oh,, it's thick. He's six, three, ten. Yeah. Six six, three hundred ten pounds. Oh, it'll play tackle. And he's, uh, he got signed by the Minnesota Viking. Damn. But he's never played before I take it. No, he was like, uh, or in the NFL, no. But like, uh, whatever's before the... He played in college? Yeah. We're at right here. Start.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Port Jefferson High School. Hold on, I don't know. Um, oh wait, all Oh my I don't know. Oh wait all academic out of roll name any O 10 first email conference. Yeah I don't know any of that stuff. Division two. So maybe he's straight from high school then? No it sounds like he's played in division two. Okay yeah I don't know. Yeah that's the biggest Asian division too. That's a giant Asian man. Are you sure mom wasn't some Owen or something? Cause I'm like, I gotta see what his background is. He looks super Chinese though.
Starting point is 00:36:32 He's a stud. Being that big though, yeah, they're gonna try and figure it out. So he signed his free agent. Oh, boy's a big man. Yeah, he's massive. Is your favorite player now, Jen? I barely learned about this guy. He hasn't made it yet though Just bringing him to camp like you're a Brock Lesnar. I mean
Starting point is 00:36:53 What do you think about this latest fall from Biden? What's weird is if you're left to right Can we acknowledge like you can't have the leader the free world falling all over the place? What's weird to me is people, if you're left, and you're going to defend your guy, I'll see people, smart people, like, I fall all the time, I'll see the problem. And also, did you see a shoes? Do you see, you know, they have shoes that you locks into?
Starting point is 00:37:16 So, we can't sway and fall down. So, they zoomed in on a shoes, and you know, the Michael Jackson were the same shoes, you know, you would lean really forward and back. He had things on the stage where he'd lock in so he could lean far and back. Biden has the same things where he can't fall back and forward.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Well, he tripped over a sandbag back. That's what he says. You know, it's a fall at that age can be very serious. But it keeps falling. Yep, that's besides the point, Brian. The point is the leader of the free world keeps fucking falling. And we're all just like, I fall at time too. I don't see the problem here. It's like, well, the problem is the leader the free world keeps fucking falling and we're all just like I fall time to
Starting point is 00:37:45 I don't see the problem here. It's like with the problems. It just makes us look weak Yeah, the problem is we've never had a president false in God the time. He's very he's compromised frail and he's he could be cognitively Challenge so at least we have what hold on corrector state corrector state Could be well we we have president Harris. Thank God Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Does she's so good? Thank God that the and show likable democratic operatives can't wait for him to be pronounced, you know He's gonna run in 2024. He would be I think 86 yeah, by the end of this term. There's no 86 There's no way now he'll keep a living that, sister. Oh, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Right now, apparently he's working five hour days. Wow. We need more. We need more. So. You can't have the two of us working more hours. You can't have the two of us working more hours and a day than the president.
Starting point is 00:38:38 They're putting him at the top of, I mean, they're putting Kamala Harris in high profile positions, but she just has the lowest rating. Oh, people hate her. She's just so fake. Yeah, I feel so bad for my clear fox. Yeah, so this, I mean, since we're talking about falling stuff, so Michael J. Fox was at a expo,
Starting point is 00:38:56 a back to the future expo, and he, in Philadelphia. See, this, this makes me sad because Michael J. Fox, he's not the leader of the free war. Yeah. Like this, this makes sense, he has Parkinson's. It sucks, yeah, but I sense. He has Parkinson's. It sucks. Yeah. But I'll see you in the video.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This makes me so sad. But his attitude is so good. So he's like, I'm not. There he is. Luckily, he fell on the couch, so it's not bad. But he's just playing around with it now.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Anyhow. Yeah, it's a bummer. It is a bummer for sure. It's so hard to be It's so hard and Parkinson's do we know that like they said so Generative these right so you changed cuz he went back in time No, but I think that Gonna go back and tell him when you think about how lucky you are like Jamie Foxx apparently is paralyzed and blind what no Right now I heard it was a stroke for me like I just fucking like I said it was from a shot that No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Tyson said he had a stroke because of the shot. I hope he was. That chair hope he was. So it's by that. Brian Beyond TikTok and shit spreading rumors.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Now it's where he got it from. Piece of shit. Yeah. I think this, I hope I'm wrong. I really do. That was him and Ray. But I haven't been wrong so far. For a reason.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Yeah, I agree, I'm been wrong. But there's no fail. Well, hot twins, that's what's coming from. Yeah, I agree. I'm been wrong. But there's no fear. Hot twins. That's what's coming from. Yeah, it's not just them. Here, go back up, please. Mm-hmm. Go back up. Up higher. Yeah. Here. Uh, clearly, I've paralyzed and blinded a blood clot. Um, there's a lot of people
Starting point is 00:40:59 talking about it and there's a reason you haven't seen them. Yeah, agree. And uh, hold on, can you imagine what that would do for those shots if this was true that he got they can't even prove that though That'll never come out. Well, no it never well, but that's gonna be the narrative Guaranteed Sting what that's the hit that's gonna take for that with you believe it or not like that's a big deal So why would he so here here sad see other media runs wild my dad has been out of the hospital for weeks recuperating so he's playing pickable fact he was playing pickable yesterday thanks for everyone's presence for it thank god uh... it was all below me that they were reporting is playing pickable is responding he
Starting point is 00:41:35 no he's not it's all I think god i really pray that's true so he's playing pickable yesterday who knows what to believe that's really it's nice you're right, you know, yeah. Yeah. I think there's probably some stuff going on and he needs to recoup. He's probably in rehab, right? That's what you do with a stroke victim.
Starting point is 00:41:57 And so hopefully, he doesn't want people seeing that he can't, he has to choose. I love that guy, so. So during the exchange, Dr. Rue clarified that Ben's said Fox had a blood clot in the brain. That was incorrect. I probably meant he had a stroke in this case with because of a blood clot, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:42:17 And that goes on to say about, you know, the stuff. Yeah, that stuff. Yeah. That would be insane if that's true. I mean, blind and paralyzed. I don't know, man. Yeah, that would be insane if that's true. I mean, blind and paralyzed. I don't know, man, I've been... But then it was his daughter standing playing pickleball?
Starting point is 00:42:33 I think so. I got current fox. Yeah. Who knows? Now this is smart. So people petting. Yeah, so how many time people have we seen and try to cut a bit?
Starting point is 00:42:41 They always have this area. And there's war in some. They make dumb dumb's all the time. But Buffalo's aren't even like a friendly Disney animal. Let's tell rough they are. Oh yeah, no. So what gives you the impression that these things are really cool with yourself,
Starting point is 00:42:53 or because you're a fucking idiot. And when I listen to the background, it sounds like they're foreign, so maybe they don't read the science properly. I don't know, but anyways. It's almost always Asian or someone who does not read science, but you need to know this. Definitely, let me see him get trucked by this bike. What does, it's almost always Asian or someone who does not resize but you need to know this Let me see him get trucked by this bike. What does it's not that bad. So here we go
Starting point is 00:43:10 But I mean you could have got Way worse, but they have no idea, but the fact that people are still doing it is so insane to me I'm with this guy natural selection like fear that stupid and go to giant buffalo and get a selfie Place to regain the when stupid prizes. And the park can only do so much like, hey man, don't take selfies with 2,000 pound bison, right? We've told you three times now. Okay, so what do you guys think of Lamellos?
Starting point is 00:43:42 I saw it, it looks like it hurt. It looks like some from the little mermaid. They say something you'd find under the sea. Very coral-esque. That is, that is, that is. You know what that is? It's so obnoxious. You know what that is?
Starting point is 00:43:55 Stupid. Yeah, it does look like it's a little mermaid in the air. Yeah, and then this is like the, not the best. I'm not a job. So what does that thing cost you? Oh my gosh. I try to look at the price, I couldn't find the price,
Starting point is 00:44:04 but it's gonna be. It's got the figure. Yeah, it's gonna be expensive. thing cost you? Oh my God. I try to look at the price, I couldn't find the price, but it's gonna be. It's a figure. Yeah, it's gonna be expensive. It's good. Call that a bad investment. It's good money, probably. Yeah. That'll be a play.
Starting point is 00:44:12 All right. Here is Kanye West and his girl. At a church event, right? A church event, right? It's easy. He is so strange. That's their new outfits for a church event. And you know that side's police in Germany. Yes, he's wearing Oh, he's wearing
Starting point is 00:44:31 Can they can we acknowledge how down is his girl? He's like hold on a bit before we get in there. Let me put this over your face She's like you think it looks good. He's like it's easy season seven bearing. She's wearing us a body stocking Yeah, but the things cone her, I'm like, he, I'm down to weird, the weird, ainess thing, but do I have to cover my face? He doesn't have a great flattering lower body. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:44:53 His body's terrible. You're the same, I'm mean as us. I'm the same. Is this a compatible shoulder pencil? Yeah, shoulder pencil, yeah. Yeah. I just don't get, well, if you're a girl, his girl's gorgeous
Starting point is 00:45:05 She's I have to cover my face though. Yeah, it's kind of my money maker He was can we cover your face but leave the tits out. Yeah Yes, she's gorgeous. I'm like I'm not covering my face dude, but again Found a loyal one dude. She's down. Oh there you go. That's cool. Oh That was that was his fashion show. He literally just put tape over her asshole like that. Really? Yeah. That was the fashion show. Fascinating. All right. Fascinating character. Just keep happening. Yeah. So, George, he has this one. A fan sent this and this was a Namibia boxing match. Namibia maybe that's where the salted macadamias come from.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Yeah, they got some sweat off these two. Oh no, oh my god. Got knocked out right. Boom. I don't like seeing that. It does suck, but yeah. Muff. Shout out now.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Can't play boxing, right, Bren? Okay, that was bad. Right, Bren? No, get out of here. Oh, can I also charge you? Hold up. So, these students pranked their teacher by all camping out in her living room for when she woke up.
Starting point is 00:46:16 They broke in? Yeah. I don't get the prank these days. She took it. She took it. She took it well. Good morning. Good morning. How many over one?
Starting point is 00:46:40 It's all over your neck. I'm going around. Oh, you're just going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. There you go. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. I'm going to be wearing a cloth. that could have went really sideways that teachers more gangster. 100%. I mean, my senior year, yes, senior year, maybe it was eight tonight, great, we teapyed the school. I'd never sleep in my dreams. We put a car on top of a roof. How'd you do that? We didn't.
Starting point is 00:47:19 No, no you didn't. I knew the liar already, I was like, how would you do that? That's some rich kid shit though. Friend getting. We got help from him. We put in the gun. What's this?
Starting point is 00:47:31 Someone being a dumbass on a plane? Do you know what you're about to destroy? Flight delay is in Tox Cade Pass or offence. Everybody on the plane. I'll just play a little bit of it then. I'm a man on a jack solo. So you put the console. So the boy that I was doing. You're doing it. I like to get an extra reason. God, dude.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I got a layover, bitch, and he was just just one person and ruined the entire fucking thing. Oh, yeah. Did you see someone open up the escape exit? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. In the movies, we're gonna get sucked out.
Starting point is 00:48:24 In the movies, we're gonna get sucked out. In the movies, we're gonna get sucked out. Asian Airlines, yeah, that's not good. Wasn't the rumor that it's impossible to open? It was 700 feet. There were 700 feet off the ground. Oh, but if you're at 10,000 feet, you can't. No, it's pressurized. There's no way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Because there was that defensive end who got, had a manic episode. They couldn't get out. Shying guy is trying to open the plane door. But you can't, right? No. Thank God. But if you're less than telling him feet, you can. No, you can usually.
Starting point is 00:48:51 They must have deep pressurized or something. We can. But even a thumb of a feet, you could do it. Yes. This is wild. So T-Fecke army guys sent this in about this girl who was considered the fastest person. She's amazing.
Starting point is 00:49:04 So she was considered the fastest girl in Connecticut. I think she gave herself that title. I don't know. I'm not sure. She is. She's so far in a way better than everybody else. This girl blows everybody away. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:49:13 I feel like a woman and beat her ass. I think there's two different transgender couples. I've got to watch how good she is. So she was destroying everybody and then when they came in, they, you know, she lost like 20 races. She's the same transgender. From what I have. And then now she's suing her,
Starting point is 00:49:28 and obviously her and her lawyer are suing the school, the board or the school. She's a complete badass. And just to like, you know, to turn over that, you know, the law is. Yeah, you think, you think. Wait, let me ask you this. Does she beat all the, she beat everyone? Girls, as far you think. Wait, let me ask you this. Does she beat all the...
Starting point is 00:49:45 She beat everyone. Girls? As far as you go, everybody but... But then, for the crush. Yeah, you gotta take it easy, too big on her. But she did. I've been watching it for a long time. I was women's racing.
Starting point is 00:49:53 But, um... No, I'm just kidding. I know, take it down though. What do you mean? She beat everyone but the transgender madness. Listen to me. I've been following this. No, no, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:50:02 She's crushing all the women, brother. I got it. So that when these high school sprinting so what she's not She was eight, but she was a she was a fucking D1 prospect. She's crushing it And so she not a D1 prospect anymore College and out and she wants to overturn those decisions that were in high school And she wants to make sure that no one else not a girl has to deal with this right? I'm all about that I'm fair with that. So it's on.
Starting point is 00:50:26 So is she dominating the division one now? I don't know. Divisions, I don't know. Where'd she go to school? This one, where's the camera? It can't be very clear if she's dominated. She's a Christian. Where'd she go?
Starting point is 00:50:35 She goes, you con? Ridiculously good. Well hold on. We'll find out. She's at you con? That's fine. I don't know the exact school. That would help.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Just this Connecticut here but hold on It doesn't say she get a scholarship track star Connecticut Cuz she's it sounds like she's still in high school. No, no, she's in college. Oh She wants to overturn those decisions and also make sure those other high schoolers don't go through the same thing She's going through other high schoolers don't go through the same thing that she's going through. Canton High School, whatever that... Okay, but then to just show what... Just put in word as... Cameron Mitchell go to school. Yeah, you know what you're saying?
Starting point is 00:51:14 Hold on, talk. Where is... No. Not Canton, that's her high school. Cameron Mitchell. Cameron Mitchell? Mm-hmm. Whatever her name is And then college hold on let me go find this again
Starting point is 00:51:32 She's in Jamaica beating everyone Cameron the Cameron Mitchell college Hey, man, you're killing hey look at this Just finish writing and then put Karen Mitchell college just just say where does camera Mitchell go to school? Never mind. No, that's got to find this damn things go What's her name is Chelsea Mitchell? Yeah, dude, okay, where does Chelsea Mitchell go to school? You guys said Cameron well the her name names in the article for God's sakes. Oh, she's in California. Morgan St. R. This is gonna be a good
Starting point is 00:52:12 thing. Let me try and feel. So she's retired, I think. It's just this track star in Connecticut. Why do we have to know the exact school or this? Just to have just arrived in South Carolina, I found Stover transferred at Landord University. Is that her? She up Morgan State or or this? Just wanted to have just arrived in South Carolina to find some of the transfer to land or university. Is that her? She up Morgan State or land or university?
Starting point is 00:52:29 I don't know. No, I'm not good at searching. You're terrible. No, but you guys are helping me search, and we're still not getting to it. Well, but is that her chin right there? Or you go back or you're at? What?
Starting point is 00:52:46 Her name is Chelsea Mitchell? That's the same article. I know, but go up to the Morgan State one. You see it? No, I don't think she's at a big time school. Either way, she's precious in high school. She's the biggest, but I think she's on the Olympics. She's on the Olympic team. Got to where she the limpy team Go to go to where she is
Starting point is 00:53:07 What do you mean go to where she is? What were she were she running here's canton, but she's in college That's the highest Characters show running now. Maybe she's not running in college Well, let's keep going down her She she lost stuff to all New England awards and four girls stay championships. But remain namus might hurt her college haunch and fear the exposure might hurt her college recruitment prospects.
Starting point is 00:53:36 She's not in college. That's why she's not in high school still. I've never seen that. Come on. But she filed the lawsuit while she was a senior. Oh, today Mitchell is running track as a college senior. There. She declined to close where she goes to school
Starting point is 00:53:51 for privacy reasons. Well, there you go. So not a major school though. Could be. No, it's not because it would, that'd be the good story, huh? Do you think that? I'm you, she's doing in Connecticut. I wonder if they're, I don't know how they're politics though.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I wonder if they can overturn that. They can go back in time and overturn it. It's, there's enough of this where our women are going to be like, this is bullshit, because it is bullshit. You know, you've got these, they were, they should picture these, these boys beating her and it's like dude. I Just don't how can we think this is fair and any faster. I just don't get it ideology. It's not about saying it's insane It's about these gender Nazis hopefully she wins
Starting point is 00:54:38 It all comes down. There's no difference in men and women That's what they say it's insane the fact that she's suing right now and people are on her side It's changing things. I think a lot of thingsing right now and people are on her side, it's changing things. I think a lot of things are changing, especially nowadays. People are becoming too far. It went too far. It was woke before, like now we're becoming really truly.
Starting point is 00:54:53 My father said that to me, my father's just been around a long time ago, it's just wait, you watch what mothers do when they see their kid, their daughter's not getting scholarships and all that stuff, it's gonna be able to be able to be able to do it. Yeah, it's turning around. But in that picture that I have up there says,
Starting point is 00:55:06 Buck Eys, Buck Eys? Buck Lee. Buck Lee, up there? That's not her though. That's her. Is it? She's a sprinter, so that looks like she's running long distance.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Down? Yeah, that's a long distance. Yeah, that's not her. Oh, that's a trans. Lurley. Yeah, that's a lot of business. Yeah, that's not her. Oh, that's the trend. That's the trend. Lurley. Yeah, that's the trends, girl. Yeah. So weird, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Yeah, I'm not allowed to run against women. It's fucking bullshit. Yeah, if you felt that way, just run with the men. If you're born a man with the men. Leotoms is the most annoying fucker in the world. Yeah. Leotoms can go fuck himself. That guy, that fucking guy with, with, with, with, uh,
Starting point is 00:55:43 the number 450 is terrible swimmer and then comes along and is proud about being a like get the fuck out of the directions in the locker rooms and shit I don't know about that but no look it up I heard something like yeah it's the problem it's actually around the room is fully intact yeah everyone's complaining yeah that guy fuck that do you anybody on board with this I don't know I don't but the media anybody on board with this? I don't. No, I don't, but the media is on board with it.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Which is the problem. The media, big tech and corporations are on board with it. That's the problem, because they're weirdos. You gotta speak your mind. And they've also never considered so they don't understand. Like, has a sociopath. Yeah, it's not good. When I was sketching.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Like, sitting there being all proud, like, get the fuck out of here. That is it, not good. When don't you get you like sitting there being all proud like get the fuck out of here. That is it man. But he probably feels proud because he gets the validation. He's a so show path. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Pretty sure that. Oh wait, how about this? This is a body transformation. He kind of reminds me of ballon a little bit, but That's how he starts So we're just looking at a he had to have surgery the right KG you have surgery for those did he so far know right so it keeps going and going Like he actually develops abs. This is over how many years I don't know how many years
Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah, I think he probably had you have his like jacks too after all the yeah, he definitely had a convert He definitely had some stuff removed not yet though not yet So we'll see at the end of it, but he gets jacked that's insane That is so impressive man I don't know if he's had anything done I don't think so because you would have got rid of that skin look at his traps but he's just elastic back pretty naturally well that is damn good for him man that really is amazing wow that's freaking dope. Yeah, he was so thick. Yeah, I'm pleased. Impressive. That's you, George. That's right, buddy.
Starting point is 00:57:50 That's you. Give it time. You were even bigger than him, though, George. Yeah. That's what's crazy. Well, he looks fantastic. Yeah, dude, if he removes that, yeah, poppin. Yeah. Poppin, bro. Poppin, Yeah Poppin bro poppin daddy It looks fantastic. I wonder what he did changed his he's drastically. Oh, I mean, that's to say the exercise Appreciate the love so this is the guy and took time like it looks like it took a long time as it should That looks crazy. He took all the time. That's a lot of pigs Yeah He took all the time. I can't say that was a lot of pics. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:26 And it doesn't look like he's had the surgery so I think he just tightened the skin up. Kinda hard to tell though. Yeah it is. But he looks like a motivational speaker which he should be. I agree. What's that video that goes, I don't want loose skin.
Starting point is 00:58:42 You see it? Yeah. The weight maybe in the evening, What's that video that goes, I don't want loose skin? You see it? Yeah. No way. Maybe it may be a different handle on the sole back just like your genetics, how much weight you have to lose. How old you currently are. How much more do you actually build to fulfill that loose skin regardless of it?
Starting point is 00:58:57 And it is not that big of a deal. Trust me. Don't use that as an excuse. That's one of my number one goals today. I'm being like, I don't want it to be too hard because I don don't want to be too far because I don't want to lose weight too fast because I don't want to get any loses get it. I used to say that in action all the time to delay on getting started or put it in this word. And trust me when I tell you this, it is a thousand times, a thousand times better, having a minute of action lose
Starting point is 00:59:18 get it, then a meal piece and not being able to do anything you love. And you know, like cross that bridge when you're in the club, you're not even going to start updating one yet and you're thinking you're that bridge, when you're in the club, you're not even gonna start a dating one yet. And you're thinking about losing skin. It's just a week to delay starter. If you do end up losing a date, and you do have a lot of losing skin, there's a certain kind of losses to get rid of.
Starting point is 00:59:34 The person who doesn't bother you that much, and your boyfriend shouldn't be able to put this sleep and wake up and have it in their social. Let's get it. Will you be able to do it? What do you say about putting this sleep? He's worried about getting put to sleep and they'll wake up and have a die
Starting point is 00:59:46 Because anesthesia you know and it's so bad for you. Fair point. Yeah, the skin though. He's body it up Yeah, I mean it's jacked like what? Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Some tips Yeah, yeah, it's some double-deezer. Yeah, those are some tips. Those are real to tips rock hard Yeah, old fold photo Those are real to talk rock hard. I said to that phone. I found a me. Oh, yeah, the weekend Old fold photo. Okay. Yeah, I found a photo of a couple summers ago me at the lake beach like Michigan Beach before you Is it gonna be insane? We ask you this picture? I see you we seen pictures of Georgia before Bigger than this guy. Oh my goodness. There we are.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Holy shit dude. I have an open button up shirt on and a towel over me. What were you eating? You know, name something. Name something. Everything. What would you say? Just.
Starting point is 01:00:41 What was your breakfast for example? I, my issue was binge eating. I would like not eat. Like that night? Yeah, I would not eat most of the day and then eat an excess of amount at nighttime alone. What's the excess of amount? We're talking about two large cheese pizzas.
Starting point is 01:00:54 We're talking about. Well, it would be like a full pizza or like two triple cheese burgers, something like that. It's not terrible. It doesn't sound like that. But all packed on at nighttime when you go to bed So the it's packed it sits on you So don't a lot of soda during the day. Mm-hmm sugary beverages empty sugar. Gotta do it. Yeah, boy booze
Starting point is 01:01:15 A little bit I Stopped drinking all together when I started the diet any drugs Back to the day You don't see a lot of drug users. What I would have said. It's a great thing you've done here, man. Oh, George is insanely inspirational. You could do an inspirational thing like that, dude, man.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Oh, yeah. That'd be dope. I'm like speaking up a little bit. You get checked. I want to apologize to everybody for being lowest energy I've ever been. What do you have to say? I'm low energy today.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Didn't feel like low energy. Really? Okay, good. I feel low energy. I feel like I'm not offering anything. I do. I'm low energy today. Didn't feel like low energy. Really? Okay, good. I feel low energy. I feel like I'm not offering anything. I feel like I'm blank right now. I'm like, new one.
Starting point is 01:01:50 You wanna learn the paint on the trans stuff? I wanna come on. I wanna spark a little fire under you. Yeah. Give some of that girls like blown everybody away, but that was annoying. Bring up the challenge. Can't.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I wanna bring her up with people. Bring up through a college show. My whole mission. I think she's running D1. I got these shoes speaking of D1. I can sprint in these fuckers, man. You could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you, could, you, you, you could, for you. You might be a little more. Any Bravo Jeff. Yeah. Any Bravo Sam Tripoli Jeff.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Time. Brennan. She a fun time. Maybe a special guest. Um, next I'll be doing Seth around LA. We have a fight command this Saturday, 7 p.m. live on thick boy YouTube for UFC 289, the Schmo, Calon and take a long break. Bob Paul.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Paul. Paul. Take a long break. Yes. I'm showing this somewhere, the kiddos. Nice. So, uh, Dex one's the I-South's in Pasadena, July 28th. Spoken September, Skankfest, 29th of September. Niagara Falls, November. All right, kids, love you.
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