The Fighter & The Kid - MGK Tried To Fight Sam Tripoli | TFATK Ep. 867

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:53 Let's do it, buddy. First of all, I gotta give you a chance. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. Now I looked in the mirror and I thought, nope, today I went, really? Dry face, dry hair, dry everything.
Starting point is 00:01:04 My psoriasis, my kid last night, bossy was, we were wrestling. Yeah. And he looks like, is daddy a bunch of boopoos all of your leg? Does it hurt? I'm like, no, it's not good. And he was like, it's fine, I go,
Starting point is 00:01:15 eating too much candy. Yeah. Because that scares the show. And having you guys and loving you so much and worrying about the world. Yes. Right. That's what's doing with it.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah. Now, the carnivore diet is helping. Yeah. But dude, I have to be strict. Stricts, because you know, on the plane when they gave you those like cookies, the whatever they are. Yes, I do. I could have one of those. Yes, I do. Spots. So I'm like, ah, yes. So very true. So you know, people didn't believe me. I don't know if you remember this, but I put some half and half in my fucking coffee. You better be on it. And cut the dadoosh.
Starting point is 00:01:50 And then I ate something else like I was with... Wasn't yours nightshades? Like nightshade vegetables or not? No, mine was stress, sir. Not because didn't your food help you though? Didn't you get some of your time? Mine was just not living, yeah, mine was all of it. Yes, of course, yes, stress.
Starting point is 00:02:09 It's all stress. But so you do an elimination diet. There's no doubt that diet helps with your exercises. No fucking diet. I saw instant decline in spots when I went carnivore and then I was like, I can have just a little bit. They think it's a gut issue, but stress, your gut is affected by stress, your gut is affected by stress.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Your gut is affected by whatever. Of course. There's an incline, congruity in your life. I have a whole idea about that. There's something that's okay. We all have it. And you know, that with your body is just saying, hey bro, get, let's get back to it.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Get your shit on track. That's all, that's okay. And then- That's some people out of your life who trust you now. Whatever it is, you know, it's all just tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth. That's it, just tell it, that's, if I can say can say anything anybody's young just fucking tell the truth and do things for people because it's the right thing to do That's it. Well, I do things for people. I have spots. Yes. Yeah. Well, you're your spots are the truth is not doing what I need to do to run a business
Starting point is 00:02:58 All of that of course. There's this probably look it's fucking hard It's all hard. It's like, you're gonna fail all the time. You know, it's like, and you make mistakes. And then we all, we take shortcuts, we don't wanna deal with that over there. We don't wanna hurt this person. We don't wanna, it's fucking, you know, I know. Think of spots.
Starting point is 00:03:17 We can't have cookies anymore. You're literally like in my, you're my following my footsteps. Your teeth need, now your teeth need to be fixed. I'm slowly behind you. You got the old sorice. It's all good. The hairs, any data. I know teeth need to be fixed. I'm slowly behind you. You got the old surprise. So good. The hair, any data. I know, I'm waiting for the hair.
Starting point is 00:03:28 No, hair you're good. You're good, you're good. Good body, good hair, good strength. Dude, how about this? Speaking of good body, good strength. So David Lucas, who's usually my feature, he was headlighting San Jose, he's a, he's a, hey, told me,
Starting point is 00:03:38 late, can't do spring film. Like, I just get a local comic. So he gets a spring film. I had no idea what they expected in spring film. Top five clubs I've ever done. What? Blue Room Comic Club in Springfield. Fantastic. Really? The owner of Chris, he's the hustler. Chris, I'm coming.
Starting point is 00:03:52 It's so good. The town's great. They have a great hotel, a great hotel there. What? Good food, good coffee. I'm so excited. Great crowds, sucks to get there. Whatever. Then they have the Bass Pro, which is why I'm rocking the Bass Pro shop, the Giant Aquarium, shits on the Long Beach Aquarium. You don't need to bring it up, Jim, please don't. So it has a weary done shop show, but it has all that, like, shits on Long Beach Aquarium, shits on Sea World, some billionaire Bill always takes. So it's massive. It takes four hours to complete.
Starting point is 00:04:21 That bass pro-chops. There's an aquarium. Hold on, there's an entire zoo, dude. At the best, pro-shops. Great restaurants, coffee, black rifles there. Their headquarter is there. They have a headquarter like coffee shop there. Nuts. So, Minjay do all that. Cubs great.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I didn't bring a feature. And I was like, I just put a local guy, they'll appreciate the work. Minjay are saying there, this guy come, I'm not trying to make a laugh, this guy comes in, his name's Willie, he's on a walker. He's 90, and here's, I'm doing five minutes. I go, okay, okay buddy, okay, and he stumbles out.
Starting point is 00:04:57 And then the host comes in, something like that, and he's like, yeah, so did you talk to Willem? The guy with the walker, the nine year old, yeah, go. No, no, he's not, yeah, so did you talk to Will? I'm like, the guy with the walker, the nine year old, he's like, no, no, he's not, you're not open up for me. He was, no dude, he's the, he opened up, he opened up for Nick Swartz in, when Nick was here yesterday, he's our guy. And I was like, you're, am I,
Starting point is 00:05:17 I guess, fucking with me? That 90 year old guy, like, yeah, Willie, everyone else, Willie, Willie's the local favorite. I'm like, no, Willie's not open out for me. He's 90. Like, okay, but that's who he's scheduled to do. I'm like, you're not fucking like, no, I'm like, I guess Willie's gonna do it. He's 90.
Starting point is 00:05:33 He's from New York, grew up with Sammy the Bull. No, it was all about Sammy Bull. The more I talked to him, like, oh, he's on witness protection. Has to me. Yeah, has to me. Yeah, he's 90. He started when he was 55.
Starting point is 00:05:43 He's protecting. I was like, what about you? And he's like, you know was 55. I was like what about J.E. He's like, you know, cheaper, cheaper live and the, you know, the mass pro shop might. Well, this doesn't add up. And then he's hearing a, he had a hearing aid. You'd have to say everything's so loud. Is he legit?
Starting point is 00:05:57 How old was he legit? Swarty got me. He turned 90 today. His name's Willie. What are you talking about? I swarty got his joke, and he's dirty. So this is one of his jokes he goes. He comes out, this guy comes out of the crowd,
Starting point is 00:06:11 he gets up there and was like, what the fuck is the old guy doing? He gets out there right off the back of his, name's Willie. He goes, you know why Lesbians don't use these two fingers to please each other and I was like, how, he's old school, they're gonna have a ghost. Cause they're my fucking fingers.
Starting point is 00:06:25 He's fucking awesome. Already you're awesome. You can't help but not all of them. God, am I fucking fingers? He's my fucking fingers. He's already awesome. He's a little bit tense. You're like, oh, this guy's great.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Oh man. He's great. So he does the shows. He's so funny. God bless, Willie. Early show Saturday gets done and then I go, Hey, Willie, good set. He's so funny. God bless, Willie. Early show, Saturday gets done. And then I go, uh, Hey, Willie, grid set.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Man, I'll see you got one more set. And he goes, no, no, no, I'm tired. I'm going to bed. I'll go on a bed. Yeah, I gotta go to bed. Literally, it was like, see you later. Stumbling out. Then you're in Missouri, which is Kansas City chief land.
Starting point is 00:06:59 There's a ball. He comes in, he has a, he has a bank. He goes jack and I like old school. He's not making a lot of money. Bank goes jack it and the owner goes, Chris goes, Willie, the fuck you, you took the local bus here and that fucking bank goes jack it is. Yeah, I guess it's the bank goes. We're a cheese town.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Somebody's gonna beat the shit out of us. Ah, shut up. You're gonna pay $4 or something. I thought it was a basketball team. I was like, this guy's great. He's gonna die. He's gonna leave them all. And then when he was,
Starting point is 00:07:31 I gotta get there for a great reason. Then when he was leaving, I go, hey Willie, so I'm telling you, I'm booked the blue comment room every time I do a tour every year, I'll be here, man. So see you next year, yes, maybe. What do you mean, maybe, yes? Come on, I'm 90.
Starting point is 00:07:43 I don't, you're gonna be here, dude. Positive dude positive thinking. I'm positive. He's in World War one He's in the Korean war has great stories. He was named World War one. I'm sorry I'm sorry. He was in World War two and then Korea yeah, wow in the Air Force Wow, but again, he couldn't hear you have to save thing twice until I start talking about Sammy the bull It's not I grew the same block as him group rent rent in the same block as him. Group, rent, rent the same groups as him. No, he's a good guy. I was like, oh, you heard that from Custard? He's a good fella.
Starting point is 00:08:11 You heard that from Custard. He's got some room willy, huh? You're not, they're like sharks. You don't mess with them, they don't mess with you. But if you mess with them, you're better be ready to pay the price. I was like, will you, I thought you couldn't hear us though. I was like, was it you that I was with the guy who does the merch
Starting point is 00:08:26 for the Hells Angels? No. Wasn't I with you where I said, what does it like to hang out with them? And he said they're grizzly bears. Like as long as you understand, yeah. Yeah, he says, as long as you really, you're not a grizzly bear.
Starting point is 00:08:37 You can hang with them. They'll be nice to you. Might even be getting invited to the clubhouse. You guys might hang out. You guys will laugh and then everything else. But the minute you forget that they're grizzly bears and you're not a grizzly bear, the minute you think you're a grizzly bear,
Starting point is 00:08:50 you're gonna get fucking checked. Yeah, be careful. Yeah, because there's a guy from another chapter who comes in and goes, I don't know who the fuck are. Is this how it's all right? And I don't give a fuck that you're their friends, but I'm gonna punch you in the face because I don't like the way your behavior is.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, really, really, couldn't hear until you brought up the mafia thing. It was pretty burky, pretty burky. Willie couldn't hear until he brought up the mafia, then he was pretty perky. Pretty perky. And Jay looks at me as, he's in witness protection, right? I'm like, has to be. Came out the Springfield.
Starting point is 00:09:12 The Springfield was great though, dude. Great, great steakhouse. See, there are a lot of hidden gems. Oh, it's good. In this country, there are a lot of hidden gems. And Nick Swartzen was there. I post a picture and flip me off. Nick Swartzen was there,
Starting point is 00:09:23 because he was doing somewhere, and then they reached out to him. And I can't you want it. You want to do a look at him? He's so great. The talent Lego. And then he wanted to do a common go. They just, yeah, he's ridiculous. They just asked him if you wanted to stay there. And then he was like, yeah, perform tonight and just did a show. Willie opened for him that nine year old opened for him. So great.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah. Was he doing a theater out there? Was he done? Yeah, I think so. I don't know what he was doing out there, but he just stayed out there for like five days. He's loved the city so much. So he's just living out this hotel there.
Starting point is 00:09:56 It's great. Really great. What's it called? I searched with a V. I don't know, J. Book did, but it's like. Is he an old hotel or what is it? New hotel, it was like a Pendery hotel starting to be nice, but not Pendery prices's like, old hotel, what is it? New hotel, it's like a Pendry hotel style. Really?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Nice. But not Pendry prices, nice dude. I gotta get myself in that bass. That bass probe, shop. You go there every day, you can bring your kids, I mean, see where I'll do. See where you're on steroids. Some billionaire was like, I wanna quit.
Starting point is 00:10:18 What we got dolphins, what do we got? Oh bro, you got all you get, you got sharks, you got large stingrays, you got a steak. So anyways, the pie, you're talking my shit that's just there. No, no, you got alligator, you got sharks, you got large stingrays, you got this. So it ain't stuff to buy, you're talking my shit that's just there. No, no, like straight up, like the long beach of cram it's shit's on that, like crazy stuff dude. That's the full statement.
Starting point is 00:10:32 If you take your time, it takes four hours to get through it. It's so big, massive. In the beach. If so far as you can go on. There's a restaurant, having ways, restaurants there. Now here's a big question, from Los Angeles, how long's it taking to get there? Couple days, two days or three. Dude, like the flight was delayed. I touched down because of the delays.
Starting point is 00:10:48 They already started the show. I had to rush there. I didn't get to go to the hotel because of the delays. You have to go from here to Dallas. Then Dallas has like several flights into there. But from here to Dallas, there's no direct. Jay had a direct from Denver though. But it's not easy to get to. But boys, I'm telling you, it's worth it. Great. I'm 100%. And the way they run it, pick me up from the airport, that's what were a stake, drinks were great,
Starting point is 00:11:13 the service was great, the way the way the staff was great, the owners were the best. He reminds me of Keith from Wiseguys, but younger, he's my age, also. Awesome. It used to be a church. It used to be a church. Woo! You used to be a church, and then for a reason they stopped doing it during the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:11:28 He was like, he walked in, it's like a comedy club, band comedy club. And he's a comic, so he knows that everything is great. I love it. Great. I got a... Yeah, there's a number. Yeah, yeah, we've been texting. I woke up to a Texas one, he texted me, Ninjas hate crunchy leaves.
Starting point is 00:11:44 All right, dude. All right. That's randomly texted me, Ninjas hate crunchy leaves. All right, dude. All right. That's true. Yeah, funny joke. That's a good thing. Ninjas hate crunchy leaves. Because you gotta sneak up on something.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I was like, did you get that from Willie? It's a great fucking joke, actually. It's actually a high coupon. It's funny, huh? Yeah. Maybe let's take a little break. Take a little break, buddy. Dude, I'm gonna come back in about two weeks.
Starting point is 00:12:03 We can lot tanning, because I'm in Naples next week. Doing stand-up, dude. Dude, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come back in about two weeks. We can a lot tantrums. I'm in Naples next week doing stand up, dude. Naples Florida coming off the hook. February 16th, 17th and 18th is Naples, Florida. Baker's Field one night only. February 23rd. That's almost sold out one night not adding shows. I can't. So get your tickets now. Then Braia's one night. March 3rd. That's a Friday. Two shows. March 4th is a companion for the big John Jones fight. So I have to cancel that Saturday, but March 3rd, two shows in back off, for you, Baker's Field, one night, February 23rd.
Starting point is 00:12:30 The Naples is next week. That's Thursday, Friday Saturday, getting you a lot more 10B. I will not be getting 10 when I'm in Edmonton, Canada. Obst of 10. Comic strip. Here it's a little cold there. I'll be in the comic strip in Edmontmonton February 23, February 24, February 25
Starting point is 00:12:47 Nashville, Tennessee, Zainey's March 23 and four New York, New York, New York, Sony, Hall, March 11th, West, New York, New York, Levy, Live, March 16, 17, 18 Yeah, buddy. Well, listen, UFC 284 is this fricking Saturday, but I like making money. Well, you'll see to a first catch covered man this Saturday we're doing a fight man with Joe Rogan tune in. Yeah, Mark Chov is fighting to keep his title against Volkanovsky. They're here to make history to division champs here. Join the MMA action with draft king sports with the official sports bending partner of the UFC.
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Starting point is 00:14:17 Do you watch, do you watch physical 100? Have you seen it? No, Jeff Dye was talking about it. Yeah, people love it, right? It's kind of like a squid game, but real life definitely. Has it been a year? No, Jeff Dye was not in the battle. Yeah, people love it, right? It's kind of like a squid game, but real life definitely. It's the most physical, strongest people in Korea. And they're all rocked out of their minds.
Starting point is 00:14:33 They're like Jack, Asian, right? Jack that jacked, like crossfitters and shit like that. And then what do they, Jack guys, huge. Yeah, they're all real athletes, except for that guy's a bodybuilder. So the bodybuilders don't fear to well when they have to wrestle with the guy on the Korean National Korean wrestling team also heavyweight. So what are some of the events and then a fighters national wrestlers? skeleton crew After size that Korean to huge to their fucking way, but they're huge bubble. They're huge. Oh, Koreans are big
Starting point is 00:15:01 I'm like a chick and athletic and strong and there's a traditional Well, comedy's Japanese right? Chin okay. I'm a Japanese, but you know sexy amazinus. Yeah sexy amazin. Yeah. Yeah, it's right here And how's he do very well? He had to hang from you so so can I just say it starts with this They you there's a giant like sort of grid of bars Right down I'm very attracted to green women And I said that and it's that's a first I was never I always thought they were beautiful I'm very attracted to Korean women.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I said that and that's a first. I always thought they were beautiful, but this is a different thing. Oh, Japanese of course. No, Korean. Oh, Korean. Never confused Japanese. No, I did. That's why I said it was common.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Yeah, yeah, of course. But I will say this. So the first challenge is huge grid lowers. Okay, lowers. And then you have to grab it it whoever hangs on it the longest. So the first 50 people at the moment are, you know, there's no time limit. Some people, now if you're smart,
Starting point is 00:15:53 you hang like the way he was with your whole body over it. Yeah, be pretty. But it still sucks. The Olympic gold medalist who is a gymnast, the gymnast who won the gold medal, he was the second he, blah, blah blah oh I shouldn't fucking I just spoiled it all shit all right I'm not gonna spoil it can you believe that part out yeah all right believe that art cuz I don't want to so so then they have then you'd like this one they have to
Starting point is 00:16:19 you'd be like you and me and there's a ball there's a ball and a pool of water. Whoever's holding the ball at the end of the three minutes. Oh, that's cool. It's going to, it's wins. And you just go. And. These people go out, how do they decide how to match them up? Well, you pick. Like a sect of yama going against that chick.
Starting point is 00:16:36 You get to pick your, your person. So the winners of the hanging thing get to pick who they want to do it with. Now I wouldn't pick you. A guy like you 100% wins because you're a wrestler or you're big. So you could just you could just keep somebody off and then last second you could jump it off, right? Then they have then they break them up into teams. They find everybody votes on the 10 captains that they want and you got 10 captains and they choose their teams. What do they win? Well, I'm not even sure.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Yeah, it's crazy. But meanwhile, this is the fucking craziest one. There's no black guy. There is a black guy. There is a black guy. Black Korean guy? Yep, speaks fluent Korean. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:17:16 And there's an American six foot six baseball player who played for the Diamondbacks. Now plays in Korea. He's six six. I mean, it's a really deep field. Oh man. It bring up the cast so I can show you like what. So, the motherfuckers have to do this.
Starting point is 00:17:29 This was the weirdest one. We're like, what are they? What are they? People are gonna get into it now and now you're kind of rolling in. Yeah, I wonder if I can I say what the game is? I wouldn't just save it. The game with the five is just ridiculous. Don't show me anything, because I don't want to see it.
Starting point is 00:17:43 This is the cast. That's Chosun-kun is basically Yoshi here, Aki me anything, because I don't wanna see it. Just as a cast, that's Chosunun is basically, Yoshi here, Akiyama, Sexiyama. He's Korean and Japanese, that's why they use it. And like anything else, you're always surprised at who, you're always surprised at who's, you're really good news. You wouldn't see pictures, all right?
Starting point is 00:17:58 But you're always surprised, you're always like, oh fuck, I never called that guy to win, but you know. I bet like that Bob's letter is probably no pun. Right. Because that's how win, but you know, I bet like that Bob's letter is probably no punk right Because the rest national team swimmer. Yeah, they can be monsters. Yo, yo's a model. Now she team wrestler cross-fitter cross-fitter Yeah, the rest of us do very well Typically what is Serium wrestling? What is that? I'll do that this is Ser wrestling. Huh? Wrestling of eels.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Mm-hmm, that's right though. Into their mouths. Paloias. I don't know if I can. I don't know if I can. I don't think so. Look at this one. Eelsauce.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Casino dealer fitness bottle. That she's dived up. She is. Some of them are dived in the fuck up. Oh, I can't tell which of the female names, which to be. It's super tough. Kim. It's all Kim. Sw. It's all Kim.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Swimless models. Bang. Bang. Bang. Then there's Tarzan. Tarzan's good looking kid. YouTuber. Some of them are impossibly musculoskeletal. Our okay special forces.
Starting point is 00:18:55 And I, yeah. Now, here's the other thing I'm going to say out loud. There's no doubt I want to be respectful. There's no doubt that sauce is made its way to Korea. Oh, yeah, I mean, oh, yeah Not everybody but you know Oh Korea yeah, yeah, they grab like the restless in Korea. It's like sumo but yeah, very well-replented Olympics I might add the Koreans in wrestling very well represented judo and career and
Starting point is 00:19:26 Yeah, they're not winning the rest of it. Yeah, I hear you took silver medal when when Kiel Sanisumon the gold I believe he wrestled like are you talking about early? No, but they they still are competitive. They're still competitive. They're not a top-hour house I think they are bring it up, kid bring up how metals in wrestling. Yes. Yeah, who? Korean America who meddled metals in wrestling. Yes. Yeah, who who so Korean America? Who metal best in wrestling or Just a small country very well. I think Do I don't know what was the Olympics now
Starting point is 00:19:56 Just put that metal gold medal in the top countries that metal in wrestling. Yeah Is that metal in wrestling? Yeah, there you go. Olympics, right? Yeah, there goes Olympics. You could do all time. So be in Japan. Japan's on there. Turkey.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Iran, yeah. Go down. And it keep going, it'll be on there. No, just keep that's fine So it you in Japan, Russia, United States, Japan. I never thought that Oh There's all the men Russia United States Bulgaria. Yeah Bulgaria, that's what I said. We're just not powerhouse for Russy.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Yeah, yeah. That's obvious. No, they, they, they were, they've done some good stuff. No. Not unusual to see Koreans. They're not on the top five on anything, baby. Oh my, oh my guys. Well, not top five, we can go top 10.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I'm being sure. I know, ice skating they do well No, they do a lot there Don't sleep on Korea says don't sleep on Korea's Don't see a bunker. I'm other fuckers right there. It'll be tough on them Yeah, it's oh looks dope. Did you are you caught up on the last of us? I'm not I got side lined by a French show on Amazon called the Bureau about the CIA about their intelligence community and it's as real as it gets. Have you watched
Starting point is 00:21:35 it? Have you watched that war movie on Netflix about World War One? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Oh, all quiet on the Western. Well, it's a phenomenal book. It's it's a famous book right? Yeah, so which I've read twice the movie so good It's it's a seminal book about the experience of World War one, but that's how this is it shows you how bad it Yeah, what different time yes different time. Yes, we don't fight like that anymore The only thing that was worse than World War one was World War two They should I thought yeah, but World War One was worse, as far as the fighting goes, because the trench warfare...
Starting point is 00:22:09 In terms of, in terms of... Visory. So the different fundamental difference when people talk about it was, World War One was still a war fought by soldiers. It was still a war fought by soldiers on a battlefield, right? And it was also the first time that technology was introduced that literally decimated. So chemical warfare, well chemical warfare gas, poison gas, and but mainly machine
Starting point is 00:22:36 guns. Yes. So we didn't so they show that. Yeah, you could see the idea of gallantly being like charging the line with your plume hat on a horse That they get mo-downs literally like like shooting fighting people with guns with a bow and arrow because you'd run by when you're soared And you know screw and we bit that the Germans were like that's adorable Tanks for better back then the bridge came up it. Then we had new kinds of bombs and artillery. Yeah. So in World War I, there was a canon, I believe the British came in with that when if you were 300 feet away or 300 feet away, you had to cover your eyes and you had to have something in your ears or you would blow your ear.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Jesus Christ. It was that powerful. Nobody had seen that before. Nobody with that one. It's so well done. It's dark. I've seen it's about war, but it's like five young boys. They're all excited to fight in the army and like, yeah, let's go, right? And then they're like these friends and they thought they were just going to be something cool. And man, it gets dark. It gets so dark because- Because they're in the shows shows them in the trenches?
Starting point is 00:23:45 And they're like, what happened? And then it shows what happened? I'm like Jesus Christ. Well, let me just give you an idea of what trench warfare was. This is great. So again, World War II became a war that civilians paid a price for because you had carpet bombing.
Starting point is 00:23:59 And they bombed cities and down destroyed everybody. But of course the Holocaust saw that. But with World War I, so you and I are in, we're in the trenches, we dig the trench. Now, the guys over there are in their trenches and there's an area called No Man's Land. Well, you don't know is that you got generals who are saying, hey, we're gonna launch an attack on them.
Starting point is 00:24:21 We know that they're gonna be shooting but we'll get some people into the trenches. We'll probably lose 10,000 people today. Correct. Today. And you were told that you'd hear a whistle and you would run. Now, if you didn't, what happened was you would get shot afterwards for cowardice. If you didn't run, they shot you.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah. And there are famous stories of people getting knocked out by Schrapnell, and then they didn't charge. And they're like, we still got to kill you because, you know, and then you'd have people who were so shell shocked that they'd be doing this. And they'd be like, I, you're a coward, so they put them out of the thing. But what would happen to these men was that when you're in a trench, okay?
Starting point is 00:24:58 Couple things, one, it would start to rain. It gets wet. Yeah. The movies, the time moves. Oh, well now you're in a trench. Now, you don't have anywhere to go to the bathroom, it would start to rain. It gets wet. Yeah. The movie is wet. Oh, well now you're in a trend. Now, you don't have anywhere to go to the bathroom, you see, because you can't go over. So you have to go to the bathroom there.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Also, when your friends get shot, they are dead there. Correct. So now they're covered in mud. So now you're in a soup of your own urine feces and bodies. That's great. That didn't cause any disease at all. No. And you're not sleeping. your own urine pieces and bodies, that's great, that didn't cause any disease at all. And you're not sleeping. Now add to the fact that the British and the Germans were digging tunnels
Starting point is 00:25:32 and they would tunnel in and they put, they'd get under you, they put a bunch of explosives under you and blow the blow you to the surface. There's that too. And then if they got closer enough to the trenches, then they had guys with flame throwers who'd go through and light it on fire. Please, let's not forget the chemical, the mustard gas that they would float across. So you have to keep a little canary. Correct. And if the canary died, then you were like, get your mask. Good stuff. Now, here's the problem running. Hitler got hit with mustard gas. Hitler sure did. He got blinded. Now, here's the problem with mustard gas. Sometimes the wind would shift and blow it back at you
Starting point is 00:26:07 or or this is a great time. Yeah, it's a good time. The mustard gas for whatever wind would settle and get into the water. Now it's in the water. Now it stops raining and can't get any water to the front lines. You could also smell the front lines.
Starting point is 00:26:22 You could smell it from five miles away. Let me say it again, you could smell the front lines from five miles away. Oh, it's good. Now you can't drink that water, but some people would try. And then they drink mustard, whoop-roo. You'll thirsty, they were. Body water. You'll thirsty, you're dying. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I'm not done as you were leaving. When you were leaving the trenches, you see, the problem was that those trenches got super deep and super muddy. You ever heard a quick sand? You sure have.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Now, here's the great news. As you're leaving, Brennan, sometimes you're all weighed down by gear. And there were a lot of stories of men who would fall into the muck and just disappear into, well, you would die from mud. You'd die from mud. Yeah. And there were classic stories of guys saying, shoot me, shoot me as they were going now.
Starting point is 00:27:14 They don't want to die that way. Jesus Christ. Yeah. So when you say this hell exists on earth. The worst war of all time. Yeah. The Germans started it. And after they lost, they weren't allowed to put crosses
Starting point is 00:27:26 over the allies. We're like, you're not allowed to put crosses. After the shit we've seen. You can have a fucking stick. We've seen. They literally like keep it from dead. Or allow that. All of you.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Oh, dude. It was so bad. The movie portrays all this. It's so heavy. Yeah. Like when they sign up for it, you know, because when soldiers get shot like through the chest or in the back, they would take the uniforms off,
Starting point is 00:27:47 send it somewhere, wash it, it'd be blood everywhere, then they'd just sew a patch over it, then they'd give it to the new guy, you gotta give it like, what is there a patch on it? Oh, it tore, you're fine, you go. Yeah, and all of it. So many people died. Did I mention they didn't have antibiotics, really?
Starting point is 00:28:01 It wasn't like a lot of different places. Oh yeah. Tons of deaths from flur, yeah, flur, great time. Too'm too fucking funny. Yeah. Well, you had the Spanish flu remember that came after the war The old so after the word God was like or the devil was like hey listen guys You're up. I know we turns Europe into a slaughterhouse turned into a slaughterhouse as we sprinkle a spanish Floor as Nene she predicted now let's let's drop a flu on you all that'll kill 50 million people and you thought COVID was bad And Brennan need our reminder the Spanish flu wasn't into old people. It was into the young It was in the air, but yeah, yeah, and when you were flowering when you were a young man you would die for Spanish
Starting point is 00:28:40 Yeah, horrible time so Point is movies good, but it's dark as you think it's not like you watched Did you watch that I sent you the most dangerous comedy in the world? Yes, yeah, yeah, and just the first episode Yeah, for a separate. Yeah, the other ones get a little bit. Yeah, get a little dicey. Yeah, but it's kind of cool Are you gonna was I was about to say you know what you see 280 for this weekend But we're doing a fight game Joe Rog Saturday. Sure, we're doing a fight, companion with the great Joe Rogan on Saturday. Excited for the fights?
Starting point is 00:29:09 I am excited for the fights. Give me a breakdown of Islam, Makachev. Why don't we bring on some? Alex Volkanovsky, your coming event is Josh Emmett and yeah, I read Regas. Yeah, so I've got, I got a lot to say about this. Now, you know how they've been saying it's been under Promoted. It's on tracks supposedly what I read last read from a site on Twitter
Starting point is 00:29:38 It's tracking me the biggest paper you ever out beating Connor. That's why is that I don't know who knows who knows very strange Maybe that's information you've seen trying to you know not look bad. I don't know. Okay. I'll be surprised if it was well I would too. Very surprised. I'd be very surprised. Now, because Islam has complained about the promotion of this. He's like, you don't promote the slap fight league over this fight. Yeah, that's very...
Starting point is 00:29:55 I can't remember the last time, it's not heard of. The number one pound per pound, which number two pound per pound, both in their prime fighting. This has never happened. As far as... Has he never happened? As far as skill wise goes, it's the highest level fight the UFC has to offer in the history fighting this is never happened so i had never ever so far skill wise goes
Starting point is 00:30:05 the highest level fight you see has to offer in the history of the sport i would agree with you uh... in some ways and disagree with you in other name a bigger one Alexander volcanosky can't fucking strike and he puts his hands on your face and i you know he's just one of the everything and he's got everything but not so good he's not known to be a wrestler slash jujitsu master, you know, you you had T. City almost almost choke Submit him twice keyword there's almost T. City lost that fight. Yes, he did badly
Starting point is 00:30:36 So so we know we're taking Islam right we know that right? I'm not Well, I think I'm sorry. Oh, let me just ask this again. right. Oh, sorry. How long have I made this ask this again? Sometimes we get a little... Yeah, please. You know what happens because sometimes you're a little hungry. I'm taking the dog. You're a little hungry. I'm taking the dog.
Starting point is 00:30:52 So let's start again. Go ahead. Let's start again. Go ahead. So you know that Islam is going to win that. No disrespect to the great Alexander Volkanovsky. No disrespect. We know that our boy, Islam Makachev, who should be a 70 pounder, is going to beat Alexander Volkanovsky. We know that our boy Islam Makachev is going to, who should be a 70 pounder,
Starting point is 00:31:06 it's going to be Alexander Fulkanovsky yet, we know that, right? No, no, no, I'm down to bed on it again. Really? I'm taking Alex via decision. Well, we've been five grand last time now. I don't want to take your money. I don't want to be, I don't want to be my, keep taking the dogs and losing. Yeah, it's easy to take the faves. I'm going to let you set the price and I'll put my hand in your hand at anything you you say How about now be careful now be nice to yourself So so if Alexander wins all all Alexander has to his win and I get two grand if Mark chub because he's the favorite three to one favorite if Mark chub wins. Yes, when by finish
Starting point is 00:31:42 There you go, and so if Mark chavuens, you get a thousand, it's still better odds, still two to one odds. It's good bet. Deal? Two grand if Alex wins. And then you only win if Islam gets a finish. I like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Because if Islam wins, it's gonna be a by finish. I don't think you'd be able to. What's that? If Islam wins this fight, it's gonna be by finish. In the scrambles, if he gets Alexander Vokinovsi's neck, it's gonna be by finish. In the scramble, if he gets Alexander Vokinovsie's neck, it's gonna be a problem. I think he is on to be surprised. I don't like the way his can't.
Starting point is 00:32:09 It's kind of, I don't think they're taking it too serious because he's smaller. He's smaller. He's still 5.55. He's walking out 2.10. He's not that small. He's not that much smaller. He's a 2-inch reach advantage.
Starting point is 00:32:18 And I think he's got a small height. He's gonna be an advantage because he's hard to get under. Now, he's gonna get taken down. Guarantee he gets taken down. I think he's gonna be tough to hold him down there. I think he's high is gonna be an advantage because he's hard to get under. Now, he's gonna get taken down. Guarantee he gets taken down. I think it's gonna be tough to hold him down there. I think he gets back up. And he wins against most guys, but the problem is like Jeff Savage.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I know. I know. And the odds aren't your side beat. I just think Vokinowski with his speed. I think his speed's gonna be a problem for Mike Jeff. And they give away his game plan already. Could be where he gave it away. They're so confident.
Starting point is 00:32:45 He was getting forced to clinch, being able to clinch, wear them out and then take him down some of them. Good luck. That's fine. Now, I will say this, if you stand and bang with a Volcanoeska, I don't care who you are. If he starts connecting on your face.
Starting point is 00:32:57 He's not a knockouter, so I don't think he's gonna knock Mike Jeff out. He could wobble and finish him off, but he's not like a KO guy. But I think between his kicks, you know, South Paul for traditional I think his inside leg case can be a problem for much of I again I think his speed and quickness and avoid being controlled on the ground. He's gonna win rounds Yeah, it's gonna be controversial because people like but Mark Chev landed whatever eight eight downs
Starting point is 00:33:21 But that's not the story of the fight. Yeah, I don't think here's the problem. If it's strictly stand up, I'm gonna entertain this fight and I'm gonna entertain your argument. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get very excited because strictly stand up, I, Zeneville, can ask you, will keep anybody busy and cause a lot of damage to the fight. It's too quick.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Especially on your front leg and all that. Yes, all good. He's gonna take you now to get it. The problem is that once he's taken down, he ain't getting back up. Well, that's the fight. That's too quick. Yes. All good. He's gonna get taken down again. The problem is that, that one's he's taken down. He ain't getting back up. Well, that's the fight. That's the problem. If, because he's getting it taken down,
Starting point is 00:33:51 if Vogue-O-N-O-S, he gets taken down. When he does, can he hand fight, get to his feet right away, and not get control? The answer is, no, sir. And history is probably on your side on that.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I think Vogue-O-N-O-S. Very hard to hand forward. And also, I do think Vogue-O-S, you're one of the first guys that actually truly 100% every fiber in his body believes he can beat Mock and Child. I love that. Which is huge. In talking about, two of them, they have over 50 wins,
Starting point is 00:34:13 two losses, pound for pound number one, pound for pound number two. Until I got a grip, you're on the ground. But, but he's now, and he, there I think I was looking at his Vogue N' House game. I guess his doesn't have anybody in his camp and that's a great camp. That is the wrestler that Islamist was part of the frame.
Starting point is 00:34:29 You can bring Dagestanian guys. Now, I'm sure he's been working on Kabeep's that this I agree with him. He goes, we've been doing it since we were kids. So if Volkanovsky wants to focus on getting up, good luck, it's all we do. He's right, but I do think they're sleeping on Volkanovsky. I think they're gonna have a harder time keeping them down.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Early on, he's a champion. The reason he's a champion, he fights a way to win. He's so fucking good. Yeah, he's never lost. He's so fucking good. Yeah, he lost the EFCS. You know what I'm really excited about? You know what I'm more excited about?
Starting point is 00:34:59 No, but don't say the co-made event. No, no. No, I'm actually what I'm really excited about, and I believe this is gonna No, no, no. I'm actually what I'm really excited about. And I believe this is going to have marked my words. I believe Volcanowski goes back to 55, 45. And Yari, Yari Rodriguez fights Volcanowski. And I believe that's his toughest fight. I believe that's Volcanowski's toughest fight. Yari Rodriguez. That's going to be tough for him. Huh. Yeah. You don't think so.
Starting point is 00:35:25 What do you think? No, I actually think I'm at Beatom, but yeah. Really? He's a dog, too. Yeah. I think I'm at Beatom. It's too tough. Well, I just, just, uh... Just match up wise. Yeah, there's Flash.
Starting point is 00:35:35 He's been on a streak lately, but I think it's dealt with. I think Volkadowski, there's so many great fights. I'm, you know, at 45s, good, but at 55, there's a lot of fun fights for him. Oh, yeah. I think we're going to get Mark Jeff, Volkhanovsky a few times. Well, I think we're going to get, I think that, let me see, Mark Jeff is going to end up going up to 50, 70.
Starting point is 00:35:56 70, yes. And he's going to be just as much a nightmare for everyone at 70. You would agree. 100% he's going to problem. Yeah. Now, now, if our boy, Chimayev can get down to 70, be tough. That's gonna be,
Starting point is 00:36:12 that would be an interesting match. Yeah, I'd be great. I don't know if he's hearing, I don't know if he's hearing that much from Makatef's wrestling. He's familiar with that language. He's very familiar. It'd be a great fight.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Be a great fight. But I think, that'd be a really tough day. I think that 70 of those days are probably gone. You think so? It's gonna be good. It's too big. It's gonna be good.
Starting point is 00:36:29 That just, I know. It has to. It's too big. Yeah. You mean, that's what you last time, you know, if he's probably like, get the fuck out of it. But if you can do it, I'm excited. And 70's kind of a shit show right now,
Starting point is 00:36:37 like they're gonna figure some stuff out. Yeah. Now, there's a 55er who's like, I don't know, his brother, I don't know who it is, in Bellator, who they were talking about flirting with's like, I don't know, his brother. I don't know who it is in Bellator Who they were talking about flirting with coming over. I don't know. It's not a guy who's devastating at 55 in Bellator Is the last name ends with a V. I'll look it up Random they're in the same camp. Um, that's Mark Chev. Yeah, I mean Cubibs though the cousins over there He's a brother. Yeah, he's 35 though. Mark Chav. Yeah. I mean, Cubibs, the cousins over there, he's a pro.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yeah, he's 35 though, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Comfort pound. Yeah, Oussman. You said 55, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Let's see. Oussman? Yeah, Oussman's a monster. Islam. There he is. Yeah, Oussman. Yeah, he's a fucking monster. 22 and two.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Yeah, don't be surprised if it was mom goes, you know what? I'm gonna make the jump over to 55 you go up to 70. Let's just all us. Dagestanis rule the ruse and and by the way while we're at it, let's get the 35 or who's over there, you know, in there too. That that might be yeah. Are you fucking general man? You don't know anyways Let's know who's what are you data white promoting you see 284 and then you get the other guy you know the rushing guy Mago man who's on the VKMS with him get him over there and then with the switch and then you'll The run the gamut that I stand
Starting point is 00:38:02 How about our boy one or shallar Shaleta? Fucking killer, out of Duke. I worked with him on Kingdom. He's a great guy, yeah. He didn't fight this weekend, but I hear you, dude. Yeah, anyway. Anyway, stay away. He's changed, he's changed, he's changed, he's changed, he's changed, he's changed, he's changed, he's changed.
Starting point is 00:38:17 What about the daystay? Josh, who's the last person Josh Emmett fought? Who, you think, you're taking Emmett on that? Yeah, taking Emmett. I'm gonna take your ear on that. Calvigator. Calvigator. Ooh, boy.
Starting point is 00:38:27 That's no joke. You're a chance to start on your lifetime, you're gonna get in car accident. Oh man, I've been there. 600 car accidents an hour. 5 million car crashes in 2020, okay? That's 15,000 a day. 600 an hour, like you said, that's not fair.
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Starting point is 00:39:48 less you're already done. That's F-O-R the people.com slash fighter or pound L-A-W pound 529 from yourself for the people.com slash fighter. But yeah. They're good fights though. Yes. The campaign would be fun, huh? I can't wait. No, no one in a hot second. I can't wait. Be great. I've been talking a lot lately.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Just shooting the shit. You liked his pod with... Jordan Peterson, I'm pretty sick. I find myself agreeing with every single thing that they say. I had a really interesting thing. I was thinking about with Joe and I was like, you know, we're different people,
Starting point is 00:40:28 but when it comes down to like what we consider important, like our value system and our sort of notion of what's with our friend, prioritize what nots, prioritize what's important, what's not, what has meaning, what doesn't. I feel like I'm absolutely lock step, lock step. So you as a friend though? Yeah, but I don't know if we arrived at that,
Starting point is 00:40:49 we kind of arrived at that, maybe we're the same generation, maybe we're the same every year. He is both old as shit. Yeah, I don't know, but do you feel like you're that way? Me and with Joe. Jordan Peterson. As far as, yeah, I like when you hear that. I like like with like Jordan Peterson, right? Like he gets a, yeah, I like- When you hear that. I like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he gets a ton
Starting point is 00:41:06 of hate, right? Ton of hate. And he goes, you know what's interesting, Joe, is I've never gotten the streets. He's like, still streaming is not real. He's like, I've maybe in my entire life, I've had six altercations. He's the soft one they have, but I've never had it. And I was thinking about that. I was like, they're poor enough.
Starting point is 00:41:19 You know, people, you know, I love you, man. I love you. You also sold out. The people don't realize that, like, you got to have something like the blue room and that many people come and they love seeing you. That's what I heard. But that's what's, like that's reality. Like it always told me like social media,
Starting point is 00:41:33 like how much hate does machine gun Kelly get? He was at the Grammys last night, I don't know if he won, but the guy gets millions and millions of views. Try to fight Sam Tripoli. Recently? Yes sir, he went to back to the green room at the comedy store and got in Sam's face. Why?
Starting point is 00:41:48 Because Sam was making fun of white guys who act black and he got bunched up about it on stage. Recently. Yeah, now. Now. What does Sam do? Sam is the monk, he's just, he's in Sam's 50. What's he gonna do? Now, I'm not among
Starting point is 00:42:06 so What do you think I would do in that situation? Be honest you try and sell out down like what are you doing? Yeah, you wouldn't attack no she got you trying no, but de escalator come back I wouldn't oh I come back to the green room now. I'm gonna be I'm a machine gun Kelly fan I'd be like hold on I'm jealous. I'm a machine gun Kelly fan. I'd been like hold on my phone. I'm jealous I was said I was at MGK. I don't know his real name. We're coldness some shit like that. What are you doing? Yeah, it's a 50 comic you came here. That's comedy. What are you doing right now? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah, you're you're engaged in making fox you're upset about this What are you doing? Yeah, I want to step for that. Yeah, I think what I would have done is I would have done that too now If you got in my face. Yeah, bronze. It's would've done is I would've done that too. Now, if he got in my face, he had problems. It would be very hard for me to not... Be hilarious, you get your ass well. Escalate that. It should, it would, you know what,
Starting point is 00:42:53 it would just be hilarious. It would be very hilarious. It would be hilarious. Yeah, it would be hilarious. Yeah. But he's a tall, dreamy water. Yeah. He's about this big.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Yeah, that's, like I said, it'd be very hilarious. He better know what he's doing. Yeah. But it's very strange. You go back to talk shit to say. It's a kind of comedy. You got offended. And then you want to talk shit to comic. Not only are you talking shit to comedy, talking shit to comic, who's beloved by all of us and a great and a great guy and a great guy. Yes. And one of our close friends. Yes. Like a real comedy. So if you have a, if you have an issue with
Starting point is 00:43:23 Sam, your issue with me, correct. And I'm not Sam. Yes, like a real comedy. So if you have a if you have an issue with Sammy issue with me correct, and I'm not Sam No machine goes really I'm a fan of your songs. I'm a light kick your stupid Skeleton Jack you like not I can't hit him you could never do it. Maybe you could grab him squeeze him up a little bit Yeah, I do that. Yeah, I wait here. I'm the fan singing suit. Even if he hits you you have to just kind of go I mean if you have to go if he hit hit me, you game on, but you gotta, you gotta, and then go and grab and just pull them in. But you gotta know, you gotta pull them in, because you're good at this, you grab here,
Starting point is 00:43:51 the gable grip from here, in the hips, you pull them right close, it looks like you're the guy that'll bite your nose though. Wow, these are crazy. Well, you squeeze them, I've been squeezed by you, what you do is you squeeze that guy until some ribs pop, or he puts his pants back. Well, like Nelson pumpkin jack, you keep saying it from Clay, what you do is you squeeze that guy until some ribs pop. Or he pushes past my back. Now listen pumpkin jack,
Starting point is 00:44:07 you keep saying you're from Clever, you're from Denver, right? You got to get behind me. You grew up in Denver. Maybe your arm's dragging up, get behind me. You're from Denver, let's quit the whole act, right? You're not from Cleveland, so come here. It's gonna hurt a little bit.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Don, you should stay in, so I'll make you shit your pants for your girl. Say, hey, Megan, how you doing? Look, I just hold this back. Is he still with Megan? Oh yeah, they're engaged. I thought they broke up. No, She was there with them last night the grand
Starting point is 00:44:27 She's good people, but but um you just kind of I can't so what Sam do Sam was he came back a second time he came back twice and so what do you say the second time? He got he got in his face again, you know, because because Sam came back and does machine gun Kelly just tried to fight me on Backstage and then he came back and does machine gun Kelly just tried to fight me on backstage and then he came back and one other comic's around the show was that either well I have a friend as a comic who said what's he doing? Keep them there and drove to the comedy store it would have been bad for machine gun Kelly But you know, you're saying I'm gonna call me out of the camera. I'm a fan doing I could love your music What are you doing what are you doing? Well, if any of you?
Starting point is 00:45:04 Hey, you're not gonna say you're gonna be there. I'm not gonna sing the same. I'm telling if doing I should love your music. What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, if any of you You're not gonna sing this up. I'm not gonna sing the same. I'm telling you keep this up. Yeah, you're gonna change I'm gonna change all to your life. Many of us have been there like real guys. Well the guys who you know Yeah, yeah, guys are still taking I'm sorry. What'd you say? They would have been something different. Yeah, but but Sam's amongst Sam's like Zen Yeah, he's a great dude. He's not gonna be. Wow, that's insane, I didn't know that. It's kind of surreal when someone like that is in your face and you're like, young man.
Starting point is 00:45:31 That's what you say, young man. Excuse me, young man, I'm a comic. This is, you know what it is? Machine gun, you're very inappropriate right now. You're being inappropriate. You're out of line. You're, sir, you're out of line. If you don't get back in the studio
Starting point is 00:45:43 with that pink guitar and play some fucking tunes, I'ma twist your dick off. He's very talented, I don't know his music. Yeah, he're out of line. If you don't get back in the studio with that pink guitar and play some fucking tunes I'ma twist your dick. He's very talented. I don't know his music. Yeah, he's talented. Yeah, it's a lot of hate But he's super talented. Yeah, she wants something right. He's very he's very unique. He's he dresses in a I'm just see the problem with me is I'm jealous of him I'm a little jealous of his style. He's cool. He's young your rock star a lot of stuff He's a rock star. He takes a lot of stuff he's a rock star. He's your tape's on here, Tidd from, he was like, head, you're here. And then, that has full blown lost.
Starting point is 00:46:08 So I'm already, that, that, but I'm already a little jealous. So you can't come back to my, you can't come in my house and be that way. I've heard makes things on my, I don't judge anybody to, I mean, personally, I've heard, I've had one good looking boy. I know Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I know one group that worked with him. Yeah. Like, complete nightmare, try to fight sound guy. Another group that was like, he's the best. So yeah, I'll one group that worked with him. Yeah, like complete nightmare trying to fight the sound guy Another group that was like he's the best. So yeah, I always tell me great. He's probably great. He's probably great He's probably complicated dude. He's a complicated guy. I mean, he's fucking he that takes a lot of time He's he's got style. I know I you know I'm not a style. He has a style. He has a style. She has all the style. She's a nice She's a great person all across the board fantastic human being.
Starting point is 00:46:47 But I'm a fan. But he dates the most beautiful women in the world. Look at him though. He is more colorful than any fish you have in your fucking tank. That looks like a flowerhorn. He is more colorful than anything you have. What's his background? White. Yeah. You're shitty. Does he That's the same one. What's his background? White.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Yeah. You shit. Does he train at all? Does he know how to play? Hey, hey, hey, no. Absolutely not. No, does he train? No, it does a lot of drugs in plays music.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Yeah, that's the cock-tissed. And that's the cock-tissed. That's the cock-tissed. Somebody's never been actually fucking checked. That whole picture there. You just haven't been checked, but it's all good because you gotta have people like that. But not if you're gonna get actually,
Starting point is 00:47:25 you know what it is, you know what I resent? Kind of all the comics though. He's, here's the problem. You're awesome, be awesome. You're stepping out of your lane now though. If you're gonna get physical, now you're stepping a little out of your lane, yeah? You don't know who you're coming back from.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Now you almost got beat up by the slipknot guys, because I think in St. Clampossi, because he talks shit about them and their friends like, excuse me. Yeah. And that lead singer just started talking shit about him. So you gotta be careful. You know, there's no reason for that.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And so she's like, out of all the guys, fuck with Sam H. The one. Or he doesn't have to be careful because he knows that at the end of the day, nobody's gonna punch him and he's gonna be fucked. No, they are though. No, they are. But see, that's my problem with society. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:04 But no, we are. If I see you and you get a Sam's face, dude, if you fuck with Sam, you're fucking with all of us. Yeah, sometimes for sure. Yeah, out of all the comments, you can't get Sam's face. He's a Sam does too much for comedy for you disrespect them.
Starting point is 00:48:21 No, that's a now. If I had been there, I'm telling you, I would have shined on him. Yeah, it would have been a shit on had been there, I'm telling you, I'm gonna be a fan. I would have shit on it. Yeah, it would have been a bad shit. You're getting, now you're thinking about it and it's not a film, I'm mad, I just find out about it. It's now getting, I'd say, oh, MGK, you're from Cleveland,
Starting point is 00:48:35 I've heard of a Cleveland steamer. Are you familiar with a Cleveland steamer? Yeah, do you want that to happen to you in front of everybody? I'm gonna drag you out on the main stage and shit on your chest. Leave Sam alone. And I have to be like, that's hepatitis and that's probably gonna be, that's gonna be,
Starting point is 00:48:51 there's gotta be an assault, right? If you shit, if you put, if you take things, I'm not touching them. All right, well, you have to touch them a little bit. No. Am I holding them down? Yes. So I've gotta get you, I've gotta get you,
Starting point is 00:49:01 I'm gonna get you, I'm excited to bite me. I'm lying down in the ground here. And that's the press we need. I got him here. Fire the kids, Brian Compton, Brian Chop. I gotta follow you, look. Shit, I'm a genius. I'm gonna get you on a certain bite me. I'm get I'm lying down the ground here That's the press we need I got him here. I really kids Brian come Shit I'm a jean body lock body lock neck lock slowly no big deal. Yeah, I'll try not friends with his his lady So I got it. I love her so I got to be well get your man I got to be here. I'm like everybody get shit and then I'm gonna hold him here And then and then you're gonna you're gonna poo. Yeah, don't miss dude. Here's the thing
Starting point is 00:49:22 Yeah, to get messy. It gets so messy. Well, then this carnivore has come out hot. Oh God, now that's, now I can't do it. I can't have the meat on me. You have to. No, no, no, I can't do it. No upside for it. You know what I do, we go machine gun, Kelly,
Starting point is 00:49:36 you have to calm down. You're great, you're awesome, you're a great young man. You're great, you're a little bit, you're out of your lane, this is a little dangerous for you. You play the drum player, you're a good drum player. You're getting great young man. You're great. You're a little bit you're out of your lane Yeah, this is a little dangerous. You play the drums right you look good drum player You're getting into deep water You play the drums right you're getting into deep water. You play the drums Won't you do your head like your fucking back base, all right? Yeah, yeah, see it's getting you It's so just now you're gonna now you're gonna be stewing and I'm a fan now you fuck say
Starting point is 00:50:01 Yeah, came back twice. That's insane. It's insane. And no comics did anything. No one did anything. Look at me. That's the problem with Kyle. What do you think? That's the problem. How do you let someone destroy his bed?
Starting point is 00:50:14 They didn't happen in our world. It was like, it was like the guy who I'm at the comedy store and I'm sitting on the wall. And a guy starts, he started heckling Chris D'Alea and he was fucking with him. And then he started heckling Chris D'Alea and he was fucking with him and then he started fucking with other convs, started coming up to him going, he was kind of a jack guy, but he was doing this to it and then finally he did that to Chris, he went like that or something like that, Chris was never going to fight.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Ever in a million years he was like, oh Jesus. And you know me, I see red. And I was on the wall. I think a bunch of people were there. Everybody, Chris was on it. Chris was right there. And I said, if he doesn't have any Chris right now, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna kill that guy.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I'm gonna fight that guy right now. And he went like that to Chris. And I got off the wall. And I saw red. You have my temper. Yeah, bad temper. And I just went, okay, now we're going. And I started to do, I started to go,
Starting point is 00:51:09 I started saying, see now the difference between me and those other guys is that I'm gonna fucking kill you right here and nobody can save you. What'd he do? And I thought the bouncer was his friend. This is how crazy I was. And it turned out to be just a giant guy who was actually working at the store
Starting point is 00:51:25 But I was so I was my brain was turned. Yeah, so I go and your friend I'll cut through him like a knife to a hot So Fred you too like that. Yeah, and I'm sure he's still there But I don't remember you know when I'm doing that I'm I'm gone Yeah, and I started doing this I started going because I started going see I can turn I turn and I'm doing this stuff and he's like because I started going, see I can turn, I turn. And I'm doing this stuff and he's like, you UFC and I go, no, I'm fuck you. That's how I know you can't fight. That's how I know you can't fight.
Starting point is 00:51:52 You UFC, what the fuck? I got even me. And I knew and I was like, anyway, he got very fade and he ran away and left. He's going confront him. Right, that's the internet. But I was like, I'm the only one here. I'm a comic, but I'm the only person here
Starting point is 00:52:08 that least speaks a little of that language. And everybody else is being bullied. I go fucking nuts with that stuff. That's not cool. Nuts. Yeah, Chris isn't gonna fight. I remember Chris was like, Chris did, Chris was like,
Starting point is 00:52:22 hi, something like, you get crazy. Yeah. Chris did, Chris was like, hi, something like, you get crazy. Yeah, yeah. You're been, another story that I was with my ex-wife with a man back in the day. And I think you weren't there. This is before, I might have been before you were doing stand-up, or you had certainly before, maybe we had just met each other. And Dove was there there and a guy starts
Starting point is 00:52:46 mouth and off To dov or there's a thing. No, it was at the comic store, but he there's a fight about to happen and the guys I don't know if he was saying some shit to dov or saying something to the comic I knew and I didn't say anything But I just got up and got behind the guy because the guy, because I was going to punch him super hard in the back of the head or choke him. Oh, he's that out of line? Yeah, I knew he was gonna try to do something to a comic. And then it got, but I was just standing there waiting,
Starting point is 00:53:18 and I was like, and I was like, and I remember going, am I gonna punch this guy in the back of the head as hard as I can't, that hurts your hand? Or I'm gonna jump on him and try to choke him to fuck him. Yeah. So, um, so I'm, but I'm, but I'm kind of positioning myself in the hammer. It gets broken. I'm, my, my ex goes like this, she goes, what were you doing? Like you were standing weird behind him and you were so close. I was like, ready to go. I was like, I was going to punch him as hard as they could in the back of the head
Starting point is 00:53:43 before he hurt my friend. Yeah. She was like, how do you think that way? I go how do you not think that way? Yeah, how does nobody else? Yeah, but where you're from an LA is not like that. It's the only place I've ever seen that's far from it Yeah, that's why those people can get away with doing that stuff. I just no one called my Emotion like this is a bad situation. I was think worse or the worst of course. Yeah, well that's because you've been in it Oh, yeah, you've seen it. It's not good. Yeah, for you, I think the never punch, the move is you have to just hold them.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Cause you can sneak it. Cause like, you know, when you grab Michael Rappaport is 230 pounds and came a little, a little, a little, you see, you see Rappaport had Alex Baldwin on his show? No. Yeah, it's funny. Was it good? Yeah, it was good. What happens with Alex Baldwin? What show. No, yeah, it's funny. Was it good?
Starting point is 00:54:25 Yeah, it's good. What happens with Alex Baldwin? What is that? I don't know. He's been brought about manslaughter charge. They're like, he's still finishing the whole thing. He's officially charged with involuntary manslaughter. I don't think that's right, personally.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Well, so apparently since he's like a veteran of the movie game, he should have known how that stuff works, the artillery stuff, I was sorry, someone very famous who's in Hollywood, and he was like, oh, that dude should be put in prison. Like, what do you mean he's like, well, he's the director, he's been a producer. He's a producer.
Starting point is 00:54:54 He's a producer, he's like, he's in charge of that. He's like, you never, he's like, I don't do my scenes with a gun, I fake it. He's like, why he went and checked the gun, fired, like, he's liable for it. Yeah, you're not supposed to fire either. No, I would agree with that, but there's another thing about it because I've shot plenty of guns on set whether it was right along or whatever. And you know, you have a lot of professionals there when you're on a movie set, it is the set. It is the it's the director, the fucking AD, it's the assistant director, and it is the armors
Starting point is 00:55:30 and props job to show you the gun. So I've never been on a set with a gun where they did not first show you the gun. They show you that it's in. That's a hell of a... Now, here's the problem. When you have to... That's a wheel gun. So as you're pointing the gun toward the camera, you have to have, the bullets have to be in the gun.
Starting point is 00:55:51 It has to look that way. Otherwise people go where it's going. It's right. So even then, they'll show you the gun. They'll show you that it's blanks. They show you the whole thing. What's confusing to me is that that wasn't done. Well, it's what they said.
Starting point is 00:56:03 So it says, D.A. says Baldwin was supposed to undergo firearms training but failed to do so. Adding Baldwin was then supposed to get minimal training for 30 minutes, but was on his cell phone for most of the time of the speaking with his family. Again, he's done this so long that it's like, I know, you know what that training is? That training is, hey, this is a gun. This is a trigger. Don't point it to somebody. It's all that stuff that he's heard a thousand times. And he's literally like, where is he belt? So then, this is where else he's liable. The district attorney goes on to say,
Starting point is 00:56:32 as a producer of the movie, Baldwin should never have allowed the production company to hire Hannah Reed as she lacked the certification and the experience for the job. Apparently her dad's a big time in the field. She don't have the experience and they just hired her. Okay, and I'd like to say something about that too, from what I hear, what I hear from people. She was also, there was also a lot of pressure to hire
Starting point is 00:56:56 women and people who were not usually as represented in those jobs. See, this is where it gets nice to see too, though. The day lays the numerous safety lapses on the set at ball wins door set saying he did not address those issues which even result in crew members walking off the set prior they're like hey this isn't safe i heard that they kept doing it i heard that too again that's because you guys hired a very inexperienced young gal yeah because it was checking a box or whatever and because I can promise you that her dad wasn't available There were plenty of people who were guys who've been doing it for 40 years were available. I promise Yeah, and that's where the whole thing is a politics. Yes. It's very weird to me Because also you would never point a gun and shoot it. No, never. But sometimes they'd never have your hands on the trigger. Yeah, but again, it might have been cocked.
Starting point is 00:57:50 It might have had this cra- If you ever shot like a 1911 or whatever the fuck is this? It's like, my dad has a 45. You touch that trigger. You touch it. But like my boy that was telling me, he's big moves, he was like, you know, you never pulled the trigger no matter what.
Starting point is 00:58:04 He's like, even it's especially rehearsal. He was like, I don't rehearse with real guns. I was like, you know, you never pulled the trigger no matter what. He's like, even at special rehearsal. He was, I don't rehearse with real guns. I was like, this bang, bang, bang. He was, I don't know what the fuck they were doing. Yeah, I don't need that. He's like, he's very strange. He was, I remember I sat where they didn't even allow that. He's like, that's how Lucy Goosey, they were on that set.
Starting point is 00:58:16 That's crazy. He's like, that's a problem. If Alex the producer, he's in charge of a lot of that stuff. Yeah, when? He's like, no, you can point blame on whoever you want, but then the day it's like a head coach, point blame on, we, the reason we lost, he was the quarterback. Well, no, you're in charge of that stuff. Yeah, it went, it went. He's like, no, you can point blame on whoever you want, but then the day it's like a head coach, point blame on, we, the reason we lost the game is the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Well, no, you're in charge of the quarterback. The reason we lost the game is the defense. Okay, we're in charge of the defense coordinator who runs the defense. It, oh, you have to take, as, uh, Jocco would say, you know, complete ownership. Just don't, you gotta own it. You gotta own it.
Starting point is 00:58:42 The one I'm most surreal, I'm a state, I was, was on, on the set of Ride Along, big movie with it. There's a huge shootout scene, huge shootout scene. I believe, can you look up Sandy Hook and then can you look up when Ride Along came out? I believe it was after the Sandy Hook disaster. Yes, and it was Sandy Hook shooting.
Starting point is 00:59:00 That's December 2012. Yes, see when Ride Along was. I believe this is when it happened. And we have that so it's the day. 24 to. So, so I think it was when Sandy Hook happened. I believe that was the tragedy. And our producer, great guy, Will Packer, let up moment of silence. He said, I don't know if you all heard about this, took his hat off. We all sat and we were all silent in memory of these children.
Starting point is 00:59:29 You guys probably shot that, but what, a year prior, prior to that. Yeah. So I don't know if that's, I don't know if Sandy Hook, I don't know if those dates match today. That's two years, so you might have took two years to film, maybe, so, during production, it could have been.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I don't remember, it was a terrible tragedy. And it was, but it was a gun violence thing. We all kind of went like that. And he goes, thank you guys. All right. And that day was the day that there were more guns on set when I'm not in and more shooting than you can even fucking believe.
Starting point is 00:59:59 Like you cannot believe. If you see the movie, yeah, all of us, go go go go go go go go. Well, just, blah blah blah blah, and just explosive everywhere. You shouldn't blanks and everything else. But when you're in a situation like that, you got,
Starting point is 01:00:11 not only do you have like the, what is it, the master of arms or the guy who runs, you got fucking like, soldiers, seal team guys who are like, everybody consultants. Yeah, even when I did that awful task collector movies,
Starting point is 01:00:24 ton of guns, there was like seven former Navy SEALs on the set And they were each assigned to person. They had a real AK47. They on off-suit. They would take it from here That's right. They take it from yeah, that's right. Yeah, you know, you're not holding that gun You're it's taken so it's a very strange. Yeah, it's a but it's just a bum ride the way around yeah What else you got you give some good events though. Yeah, all right. So this is one of the biggest things ever that's going on here in the States. It's this weather balloon from China.
Starting point is 01:00:51 They consider it a weather balloon, but then Americans are considered like a surveillance type of balloon. I can't believe all of them took the shoot down, but finally got it down. Yeah, there's a lot of theories on this. Like, first of all, they have satellites why are they using a balloon?
Starting point is 01:01:05 That's what Jay Jay goes they can't begin intel because their satellites take much better pictures than that bullshit Yeah, but it might have been a They're doing some listening device, but the listen device or they're saying that Trying to could was testing to see they can set off a nuclear bomb up in the sky Which would ruin our communication like shut down cell service? nuclear bomb up in the sky, which would ruin all our communication, like shutdown cell service. There you go. We know communication to anywhere inside the world.
Starting point is 01:01:27 So they could be dictated. Here's the thing. I'm gonna fuck what they're collecting. We can't have it. Can't have it. Right? Like Trump Trump Trump Trump tweet maybe live. You see Trump's tweet.
Starting point is 01:01:37 He's such a savage. He goes he goes China he goes China. Lucky Biden's president. And I'm sure their Chinese made in China bombs or made in China balloons. If I was president, you'd see, made in America, F-16 jets headed your way as we speak, but I'm not president.
Starting point is 01:01:57 He cracks me up. So ridiculous. Say what you will, he makes me laugh. But, they got him down, but it took a- Well, so they said why are they shooting it down? The answer was probably like well We probably have our own balloons over China does the matter. Yeah, I agree I agree down, but we were we wanted to get our shit out of the way first, you know
Starting point is 01:02:14 It's cool watching take it down though. There's a great video to Like there's m8 like Chris why I'm even posted. There's a bunch of jets flying around it to I didn't see There's a HD one, it's just like, SPAP! Where, I didn't see that. I was all over that. Bring it up. Really?
Starting point is 01:02:30 Yeah, I was sitting. And so it was a plane that shot that part out. Yeah, but apparently they shot down over a body of water, so. Yeah, the... I'm sure they were collected. Yeah. Yeah. There was a China like, how dare you shoot it down.
Starting point is 01:02:41 You gotta say stuff, but it's like, guys, you're the wind blew you, you know, in that direction. Any of these look familiar? That one right there, it's all puffy, not that though. That one? Yeah. So we probably can't play this one. It was off the coast of South Carolina.
Starting point is 01:03:00 You can't play it. How come we can't play shit on YouTube? This gets flagged. We don't want it. It is funny, those people all friggin all these balloons like K. But dumbass is used take top The biggest spyware period where they have all your information. You're worried about this balloon. I like any of it Fuck all of it take dog that balloon get rid of all of it. I'm with you two gave like wake up people What do you get a figure it out? Yeah, I'm with you on that. I'm fucking with you 100% on that. It's like, you know, also the hypocrisy of like, just
Starting point is 01:03:32 people who are trying to be consistent. Not so easy. We can't show it anyways. Yeah, so they shot her down. Um, I Did you follow sports a lot and you've watched your whole life The marriage of politics and sports is a new thing, isn't it like oh, yeah, right? Like the black lives matter all that's it cross-pound and it shouldn't it should be the sports is the one place It should be fucking neutral happened to the NHL like they did like some gay Yeah, and this guy was like I'm a mother. I'm an orthodox Christian. It's not it doesn't agree with He was also like I'm not from here. I have to go back home like if I get caught in that jersey It's different there right and he got so much shit you get fucked up and he refuses like it ain't happening But all your anti-games like he gets censored right he's okay
Starting point is 01:04:22 No, he didn't wear the jersey and the left came after after him, he's like, no, it's like, it's against my religion. Yeah. Be, I don't live in America. Right. So, I go back home and they catch me or in this, I'm gonna have some issues. Yeah, he's like, fuck your social media.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Like, I'm not worried about that. I'm not wearing this shit. It's just weird, like, oh, he's anti-gay, but he's like, so okay, if he doesn't believe in it, that makes him a bad person. That's his beliefs. I don't agree with it. I'd be down to wear it, but I don't come from Russia.
Starting point is 01:04:52 I'm down to wear it. I just don't want to be in the country. I'm not chechny. Oh, I have to wear anything. Correct. That's my problem. I'm down to wear it, you know. If you said, can you wear this because, you know,
Starting point is 01:05:01 it supports gay rights and I buy all right, fine. But don't make it. But you don't make it. But you don't have to suffer the same prices that guy who's living in Chetchnia Russia has the Brazil. Yeah that's right. But in America now you do suffer the same. You know it's like Bill Marosagammott this law professor who used a theoretical example
Starting point is 01:05:16 of a woman she's a she said if there's a black woman and somebody calls her a racial slurred and does it again and he didn't say a racial slurred and does it again. And he didn't say the racial slurred, but he used the first letter in the word. He's taken, they kicked him off campus. He's got to take sensitivity training. These people are so out of their fucking minds. Colleges are so fucking gutless. Colleges are already bullshit unless you're playing sport now.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Like, can you imagine, like, my kids? It's just the perspective on college has changed. Jordan Peterson is starting to think you're just gonna get a ton of debt. Yeah, unless you're specializing in being a lawyer or a doctor, if communication is still she always you're not gonna call for that. I'll fuck you talking about. Well Jordan Peterson is just gonna create, he's trying to get a bachelor's degree with ice cream recruiting all these professors and he's trying to get it so
Starting point is 01:06:04 that you can get a bachelor's degree for under $4,000 How amazing would that be with real education like an education that makes you competent. I do that school. Yeah me too. What else you got? This just came in like a half an hour. Yeah, five minutes ago This Anthony Patis versus Roy Jones junior in boxing in the under gamebred so This Anthony Pettis versus Roy Jones Jr. in boxing. And this is under gamebred. So that's under, or a monster, I'm not promoting.
Starting point is 01:06:27 I think Josie Aldo's also on this. Yeah, here's the whole card right here so far. Yeah, Anthony Pettis, Roy Jones, Josie Aldo, Jeremy Stevens, boxing, Vietro Belford, Suza Paul Daly, Anthony Taylor, Progan Zalas, wow.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Wow. It's still down. It's pretty sad. I'm here to fight on there. It's Belford's, Jacques Correira, that'd be fun. Anthony Taylor, Paul Daly, that's a fun card. Damn, Belfors fighting. That's who that is when all the Sousa Jock Rai. Jock Rai means the alligator. It's interesting. Yes. So, Pettis Roy Jones.
Starting point is 01:06:59 That's interesting. That's April 1st. Good for Mazda, but that's sweet. Yeah, that's a big card for him. But Pettis is, yeah. A bit smaller guy, you know, Roy Jones. Yeah, I don't know. It's interesting though. That'll be what, like they'll move around and they're gonna try to... I don't see Mazda, you know, that's same bullshit
Starting point is 01:07:23 that some other people do. I think it's in pretty serious. But Jones is a slick one. He's older, so we'll see. It's interesting. Chandler, the other fights make sense. That's who the guy should be fighting up into it. What you thought about Chandler McGregor?
Starting point is 01:07:36 We depends what Connor we get. That one's 72. Depends on the Connor McGregor. But he's we forced to train, which is good. Solid fight. So we all know Mr. Beast, the probably pride the he probably is the biggest youtuber in the world right now I know America. Yeah, so he did a video where he Basically cured a thousand people of their blindness from cat or he has so much hate
Starting point is 01:07:57 He got hate from some people which is so insane. That's how bad the world sucks. Why? Because he gave people the ability to see it's's like real haters. Is this like Russian bots? Like what do we do? No, there's like the stupid people. Like you're assuming it's a deficiency that I'd be able to see. How do you know they want to see? No. He's like, because they signed up for it. Listen to dumb fuck. No, some of the hate was because he's using these videos for clout,
Starting point is 01:08:18 which who gives a shit if he's for clout? He's spending his money. It's like $3,500 per surgery. He's turning. He's turning. He cured listen to him he cured a thousand people of blindness took their cataracts away they couldn't afford it gave them a life they can read see their grandchildren gave some of them Teslas ten thousand dollars and he made money doing it what the fuck and he promises to give away all his money before he dies yeah but here's a thing but here's the thing he can't see gives people, you know, whatever these opportunities. The money makes up this video, the next thing he does,
Starting point is 01:08:50 he does stuff like this all the time. So the next thing he does is he's gonna pay more people. He reinvestes all his money. Yeah, how you should hate on a, if you hate him, go fuck yourself. How do you hate that? I didn't think it was a real thing either. It would be like, you see Mr. B. Skin, hate.
Starting point is 01:09:03 I'm like, for carrying blindness? If he hears this and he fucking pays my alimony and takes my fault, I'm gonna freak out. He better not. I mean, I will cry. If he gives me like a lot of money, I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Here it goes. It's deeply frustrating to have a rely on a ben a violent, but never mind, which I mean I mean like a kind harder content king making feel good videos rather than addressing the root cause of these problems. Oh yeah, that go. Who knows who have you ever helped you dumb ass. Oh, go back it's deeply frustrating.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Who cares about your frustration. You dumb fuck you know it's frustrating. I've been able to see you. I'm saying king making feel good videos rather than you know what well I get it wait is happens to hold on is that been saying that it's too bad that it has that that a guy like that has to do this when we don't have a society that cures these people I got yeah but also you're saying two thousand dollars take it back exactly I don't he's saying it's frustrating for him to do it
Starting point is 01:10:00 instead of addressing the root cause is like it's not mr. Beas' uh thing to address the root cause he's just trying to help you that he's saying that it is frustrating that that we have to rely on one guy to do that when we could solvices is a side is whatever it's two thousand dollars and why doesn't the game to pay for it he's saying we still have sorry sorry that i can't see i can see it both ways i'm sorry sorry the zadman i'm not saying sorry wait that so he's saying, he's not saying that Mr. Beasts
Starting point is 01:10:26 is not addressing those problems? Are you saying like this society, or is the society not addressing them? Yeah, he's saying that, he says it, it's sad we have to rely on some of that stuff. I agree with that, Connick, because you're saying, if the move is, that's the case, then I agree.
Starting point is 01:10:38 They're saying if it's two or $3,000 to help somebody out, why doesn't the government, then I'm afraid to help people out, instead of this guy on YouTube doing it for content, which I agree with. But again, you think Mr. Beast's gonna figure out and change the laws and legislation to pay for money. Just do some of the shit.
Starting point is 01:10:55 He's doing what he wants. He's helping people. Yeah. I don't, when people are hating on him, I'm like the thinner net. Yes it is. Do you guys care about this carierving being traded to the Mavs?
Starting point is 01:11:07 I'm clearly the guys of prom wherever he goes. Like LeBron James tweet was great. He's like, and I'm the problem. Are you put like, oh, people think it's me. What's his problem? His problem is what he had. He's just difficult to deal with. He's 16 so far.
Starting point is 01:11:19 No, I mean more than, fuck the vaccine. Well, there's a lot. He's Jewish stuff, the way worse than all that. Oh, right. But he's such a talent. He's so good at basketball. They put up with it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Oh, my God, he's a freak. Super freak. Dallas too, with him and the homeboys, you mean, they're only good. The Oakage. Look at Donjage. Look at Donjage, that's right. Rampej Jackson posted this,
Starting point is 01:11:43 this is from Belter, 2 to ninety which is happening on saturday uh... uh... Where? I guess the guy just got super super drunk at the fights. He's saying fade-out, he's probably pissed he lost. I can't tell. He's gone with Tyker. And there's Josh.
Starting point is 01:12:22 He's lucky Barnet doesn't stand up and rip his face right there Yeah, Josh was fucking Josh with burger And he just rack him up. I love Josh Barnett's great guy Yeah Steve yeah Well, you guys mad fate were lost. Last time I was gonna see you. And this is the last one.
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