The Fighter & The Kid - MrBeast Lawsuit Debate + Hulk Hogan’s Dark Story | TFATK Ep. 1185

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are back with a packed episode of The Fighter and The Kid, covering everything from the Hulk Hogan Netflix documentary to the latest MrBeast lawsuit controvers...y. The guys react to Hogan’s rise, fall, Gawker scandal, family drama, and the heavier moments from the doc before getting into Yoel Romero, Bo Nickal, Gamebred MMA, and the difference between freak athletes and real fighters.They also break down viral stories involving Russell Brand on Piers Morgan, a Special Forces betting controversy, the EA Sports UFC cover with Alex Pereira and Israel Adesanya, and the ongoing debate around tennis vs MMA as the harder sport.Later, Brendan and Bryan discuss Jimmy Kimmel’s Trump joke backlash, Trump security scares, Ray J’s wild Cam Newton interview, Andy Cohen taking a shot at Joe Rogan, and Spencer Pratt’s political momentum in Los Angeles.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:03 This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Scott, I want you guys to know that this is what happens to you when you're a father of young boys or young children. I have to go to Hawaii today to perform at the Blue Note Thursday, Friday. Very good, exciting. Just Thursday Friday? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I would, and I'm blessed to be able to go to Hawaii, Honolulu on Waikiki Beach. Bless. Sure. Okay? And all I want to do is stay home with my babies. Yeah. And that's when you know, you're a dad of a certain age.
Starting point is 00:00:35 I thought you were going to say they want to come or something. I thought I would bring them, but it's two days. Well, hold on. You'd bring them, but then you're not making money. You're spending money. There you go, Brendan. For flights, hotel, you know, food. That's right.
Starting point is 00:00:50 It's like, oh, I mean, I guess it's a cheaper vacation. It is almost summer. Sure. But it's also. But then you're not. You've also got a two-year-old. Now travel for 10 hours with a two-year-old and a four-year-old. But also people.
Starting point is 00:01:03 that take two-year-olds on trips like Paris, Tokyo, Hawaii. It just, they don't, you're, you're missing the point. If you just spend time with them in the mud or at a playground up the street, they have a good time. Yeah. You don't need to spend $10,000 to take them to Montana, Hawaii. The kids do not, that's your own shit. Now, Daddy, a quick story for you, changed the subject a little bit,
Starting point is 00:01:28 but Daddy's been going hard on the old weights because, is I got to get back to being my thick self. Yep, it's the thing we do, Bubba. Right? So we're benching a little bit more than we normally do, squatting a little more than we normally do. You're probably good. Huh?
Starting point is 00:01:43 You're probably good. Now, we've got to push it a little bit. Yeah, what's pushing for you? What's pushing for you? That's, it makes me mad. It is, though. It makes me super mad. I know, but it's all good.
Starting point is 00:01:53 I know, but don't say that. I know. It's just the way it is. I'm deadlifting, you know, maybe two 30, two 40. Just it just reps. Just, you know, just get my body going 10 times. I did that. I'm not even trying to meet shitty. I did that in eighth grade. I know, dude. Listen to me. Listen to me. Life isn't fair. No, no, no, no. I can do 300. It's a lot of weight.
Starting point is 00:02:15 300. Yeah. But I'll do it. The point is, I'm benching, you know, 1.45 for wraps. Yeah. But then I'll add a little more weight on it. As long as you're getting good workout, you know. That's what I'm saying. But you're right. That is not built for a lot of power. I'm not. Now it's not the time to start cranking up the torque. Now it's not the time. No. But I got on the old squat rack and I go, let's, I was making Brian Shaw a video. I was showing him.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Messing around. Yeah. And, um. Squat's the number one way to fuck your life up. It, is it? Number one. Okay. So I go, I go 145 on my back.
Starting point is 00:02:51 No big deal. It's like just a few degrees this way. Okay. And you're talking about spine surgery. So I'm very careful. I don't know why you would, I don't know why you would. I don't know what you do it. You don't want me to do 145 even?
Starting point is 00:03:02 I would. I would. rather you do squats with like dumbbells or kettlebells. Yeah, goblets much safer. Okay, it is. Because that amount of pressure on the spine is, not good at my. Oh, it's just like a little tweak here. You're cooked. Okay. It's rough, man. All right. And there's no. What about deadlift? As long as your technique's good and you're going light. And I'm doing a hex bar. I don't call it deadlift, but it's good for you. So I'm, I'm on the old. Oh, oh, you're dead. You're heck squatting.
Starting point is 00:03:36 I'm hex squatting. Hey. 200 pounds. No more than that. No more. Okay. Now, now, I'm doing more. Now listen.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Buddy Tiger can do that. No, no, no, I'm strong. I'm strong. I'm wrestling strong. Now, but I'm, I'm racking the weight and all of a sudden, a gigante red wasp, fat. Yeah. It says hot.
Starting point is 00:04:03 out now. It was, but it's got a nest. You know how the rack has holes in it? It's in there. And I'm, and I'm, I'm squawed. I'm like this. And this fucking thing goes, and it comes right out of me. And it comes back around me. And they're big and red. Big and red. And it's, I think, I'm pretty sure they're, they're local here to Texas. My boy Shane, as we know. They're not, they're not in California and on Florida. That is a Texas wasp. So my boy, has an accent. He had a towel picked it up that big red fatty and they're fatties. Big red fat.
Starting point is 00:04:38 That fatty right there. They got blood asses. Stung him. Their devil red. Did he say it hurt? Dude, three days and he's tough. But he couldn't do jiu-jitsu because I can't grab it. But did he say he was like, ah, shit.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Because I was thinking about that. Oh, yeah. Well, but then you also got the tarantial hawks popping too now. Oh, you don't want that trash. And then that, that, that, that multi. Dude, that's a piece of shit wasp chin. It's a Texas red wasp, bud. Not that gay thing, man.
Starting point is 00:05:08 We're talking about real shit here, bro. It's got fur, bro. It's not the same one. Oh, that one. No, it's a fucking bone marrow red chin. That's it right there. That thing will haunt your fucking nut and I look in there and I'm like, you're building your nest right in there. He's building the infrastructure in there.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Oof. Yeah, then you got those centipedes from, I don't know. know, Indonesia. They terrify me. Well, my neighbor goes, tis the season and sends me a video. We have sedatepeeds? I ran over a rattlesnake last night. I ran over a rattlesnake last night.
Starting point is 00:05:42 A huge one in the middle of the road. Oh, I'm sorry. Are we in Australia? I moved here. Oh, get ready for the hot weather. Dude, fuck that. Oh, my God. No, see the multicolored one?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Ready for this? And I think we covered this. That was in my bedroom. Fuck you. That was in my bedroom when we first moved. kid. Seriously? Oh, buddy. They look pretty lit. They look like an old school trapper keeper. That scares the shit. I mean. It's so painful. When you get bit,
Starting point is 00:06:09 they'll fuck you up. But my neighbor said, he goes, tis the season. It's getting hot out. He goes, make sure the kids are safe. Sends me a video of that thing just moseying along the lawn. Can you see how? You can buy it for 99 bucks. A painful bite. A hundred bucks. I'll start catching them selling them bad bitches. He buy truck parts.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Fuck you, man. I am. But I'm sorry. Are we in Australia? Look at that fucking thing. What is that thing? I don't like centipedes. They really freak me out. I'm going to be honest. I don't think the giant one,
Starting point is 00:06:38 the one that looks like a old school 90s trapper keeper is what's in Texas. That one. He's pretty lit. I think they're all horrifying. He's cool. I'm actually, I'm actually freaked out by them. Look at that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:06:50 The red-headed centipede is native to Texas. That's it, Bubba. That's it. What the hell does no way. He's letting it crawl on? I'm very, very squeamish about those. All that stuff, I mean, if it bites your kid, you're like, for me, my kids, for whatever
Starting point is 00:07:08 reason, they, they don't wear shoes outside. I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing? This isn't the Flintstones? Get your shoes on. Especially now. There's all sorts of shit. While not deadly to most people, they can cause severe, yeah. Damn.
Starting point is 00:07:24 You don't want your kids being bitten by one of them. No, if it bites me, it's whatever the kid owes them. And then the old tarantula, who's cute as fuck, but still it's a tarantula. We got those out here. You get some shit, bud. Fuck you. Oh, dude, I finished the Hulk Cogan documentary on Netflix. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Just watch Chapter 4. Okay. First, Terry. Okay. Just watch that. Really? Because the chapter one, two, and three is just like his, which I enjoy. But if you're not a big wrestling fan, you're like, all right, whatever.
Starting point is 00:07:57 You're such a big deal, right? Chapter 4 is where the shit hits the fan. And it's... Sex tape, all that stuff? It goes into the sex tape. It goes in just... What happened with the sex tape? The divorce from...
Starting point is 00:08:11 I'll tell you about it with Gawker. But it goes into the divorce from his wife, the reality show, and how he comes home one day and he was on tour in like Japan, doing some old school wrestling, throwing that fucking big ass leg on people. And he made six figures.
Starting point is 00:08:25 And he goes, I didn't deal with anyone. I just get to my wife and she'd handle it. I give it to her and she's like, that's it. This is all your work these days. And he's like, oh, fuck. He's like, that was my soulmate. She just completely changed.
Starting point is 00:08:37 He's got to come home with six-figure checks. She's like, that's it. This is all you fucking make. And he's like, oh, no. And then he goes into. He died with money or no? I don't know. I'm sure the Hulk of Mania brand was still big.
Starting point is 00:08:50 And then remember, so he gets a divorce, right? Because he's, man, he just made some really bad decisions. Like, he got in trouble for hooking up with his his daughter's friend she was of age but his daughter was doing music and she was like the chaperone
Starting point is 00:09:09 for the music label he hooked up with her he got caught from the nanny because she came with a gold airing was like is this yours to the wife daughter's friend okay so that happens right his wife leaves him who's this guy okay yeah neke yeah so his so no that's a boyfriend has nothing to do with this but um so his wife leaves him
Starting point is 00:09:28 and then And they've been married for how long? Yeah. 45 years? Yeah. Her entire life. So she leaves them. But then they're going through the divorce trial.
Starting point is 00:09:40 And the judge goes, you can't live in either your houses while we're going through this until we decide what happens. So he goes, so I get an apartment near the houses. And he goes, and my ex-wife starts staying ready for this. An 18-year-old. He lied to her to said he's 21. He's 18. And he goes, so I'm waking up.
Starting point is 00:09:58 in the morning and I hear my sig boat starting up and him and my ex-wife would be on the boat and they'd be making out in front of me do it and he's like so he does a rolling stone interview and he's like I can see how OJ did that he's like I wake up in the morning I see this 18 year old who's fucking my ex-wife driving my boat living in my house driving my cars and he goes I can see how OJ freaked out oh my so rolling stones blasts out everywhere right he just made he put his his fucking foot in his mouth a ton of times man yeah And you just feel sorry for him. Or he just spoke how he felt.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Yeah. And then I can see that too. Yeah, of course. But I would never say to Rolling Stones. I would say to you. Yeah, they're not. I would say to you. The rest is not your friend.
Starting point is 00:10:41 No, but he, that's where he made the mistake. He's like, yeah, then the guy came out, we're with each other for like a week. And then we're on the beach one night drinking. And he goes, man, how about OJ? And he goes, I get it, though, man. What I'm dealing with, I get it. And he goes, and then that's what they used for the, he goes, I thought he's my friend. That's what he was.
Starting point is 00:10:58 that was a shit storm. He was that's where I messed up. That was a shit storm. And then the Gawker sex tape is Gawker, you know, some low life. So his wife was fucking an 18 year old. Yeah. It's so strange. I know. How old was she? 50 something. But then the Gokker's so then the sex tape thing comes out. Gawker post it, right? And he was getting ready to do some wrestling thing. They call him and he's like, fuck. It's just another thing, you know, while he's dealing with all this turmoil. Who was the sex tape with? His best friend's, girlfriend, but his best friend was filming it. Like, there's nothing, like, they all knew what was up. But he didn't know they were filming. His friend just wanted him to fuck his girl. And he's like, all right. And they filmed it, blackmailed him, right? So then Gawker gets a hold of somehow, releases it.
Starting point is 00:11:42 He sends him an email, goes, yo, take this down, man. This is fuck me. Take it down. They go, nope. So he hires a lawyer. They sue Gawker. I think he won. Peter Thiel.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I think he won $125 million. Peter Thiel said, I'm going to, because Gawker outed Peter Thiel is gay. So Peter Thiel, one of the richest, men goes, you know, the guy I founded PayPal, Peter Thiel. The AI, the AI getting out? Uh-huh. So, no, PayPal. So Peter Thiel, who's worth $5 billion, he goes, I'll finance you.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I'll pay for your lawyers. And he destroyed Gawker. Yeah, Gawker's screw. They got crushed, and they should have been crushed. The Hulk won $125 million, but he was just talking about how he was like suicidal going through all this stuff. You know about how he's broke? You're just like, it's sad.
Starting point is 00:12:25 And then. You saw the sex date, right? Yeah. It's cool. He has just no ass anymore. Whatever. But he, it's at his level, I mean, he's the most top five most famous athletes when you think about it.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Like he was so big. You just see this ups and downs that he has. And then at the, he's talking, right? And it shows his relationship with his, with his, him and his son who are super close. And then he goes back on it. It's hard not to get emotional fucking watch it. He's like, I didn't realize it because he was always on the road. He goes, with the happiest and best time my life.
Starting point is 00:12:58 were when my kids were little. Yeah. He's like, I really fucked up. I was on the road way too much and I just didn't know when to stop. So then he's doing the interview and he goes, is that good? And he goes, yeah, yeah, we'll need you in three months.
Starting point is 00:13:11 It was all right, you should have enough there to get going. He goes, oh, we have more than enough and he goes, I'll see boys in three months. Died the next month. Went in for a neck surgery and there's complications and he died. It's horrible.
Starting point is 00:13:23 A stroke clot or something? Something. I don't know. But they said if you, They said if he didn't get that surgery, he would have survived. But there's complications with the neck? 71. Not old, you know.
Starting point is 00:13:39 It looked like the girl he was having sex with that sex tape was kind of hot. Oh? And then he got remarried and she was super hot. So. But, you know, it's just, it's just a sad story. You don't want to see Hulkster go out like that. You're like, fuck, dude. You don't.
Starting point is 00:13:54 He still had a great life. He still was a great figure. Oh, my God. phenomenal life but again bring up his wife but again was it worth it like he's like he like he said he's like I fucked up like I didn't know when to quit
Starting point is 00:14:06 look at her very hot yeah man she's very sexy it's fucking Hulk the Hulkster dude you think he's running around with warlocks fuck yeah yeah it's heartbreaking you watch it it's episode four is just heavy dude
Starting point is 00:14:26 it's just heavy and do they show the 18 year old guy with his Oh yeah. I got to watch this. Yeah, it's worth a watch. It's really well done. I got a show for you that's older, but it's called Mr. In Between. Do you ever see it?
Starting point is 00:14:40 About a hitman, Australian show. What's it on? It's on Amazon. It's called Mr. But doesn't that look like a young Hulk? That's him? That's him? That's the young guy.
Starting point is 00:14:53 So she likes, he does look like. It'd be like basically like, you got a younger version of me. But imagine being Hulk? He's driving your boats, fucking your wife. life. Yeah. Well, at that point though, Bub, you just kind of go, live your best life, girl. What do you want me to do? Fuck it. You give it up.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I mean, you're just like... Chin, what's what's the girl look like? Type in Hulk Hogan's daughter's friend that he hooked up. I did. That's the one that looked... They're actually not still together, right? This one. The 18 year old, in fact. No, they... She was good. That's not her. That's her.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Oh, well. Christiane Plant. No judgment. Brooke Hogan's best friend, Christian Plant. For a significant. In the significant stretch of the early 2000s, Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan projected a strong public image as they allowed fans into their private life on Hogan. That show was so big. Behind the scenes, however, there were persistent whispers of marital issues that eventually took center stage in season three.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Linda began suspecting that Hulk was having an affair, specifically with receptionist Christiane Plont, who worked at Brooke Hogan's record label. Linda recalled in an E-True-Hoolewood Story interview that Plant was a beautiful brunette who visited. their home repeatedly, never missing a beat. Linda grew uneasy as she observed plants' closeness to Hulk and speculated there was more going on than just a professional relationship. In Linda's words, discovering Hulk's betrayal created tension that overshadowed the final episodes of season three. Feeling hurt and drained, Linda admitted that filming their show at such a vulnerable time
Starting point is 00:16:27 was difficult. All the while, fans noticed the shift in on-screen dynamics, sensing that the once-cheerful household appeared increasingly strained. Hulk Hogan cheated on Linda with Brooke Hogan's best friend. Yeah, it's a tough watch. Just the end, just like the fall from grace. But then he came back and they kicked them out
Starting point is 00:16:46 of the WWE Hall of Fame and then brought him back. Why'd they kick him out? I want to say he said some wild shit. Yeah, he did some racist stuff. He said the N-word, yeah. Yeah. But then they brought him back. How's our, how was, who was the owner?
Starting point is 00:17:03 Vince McMahon? Yeah, he kind of just disappeared, right? Yeah, after all that stuff. But Triple H runs it now. But WWE has the same problem the UFC does where they're changing things
Starting point is 00:17:15 because it's owned by TKO. So like WrestleMania, there's a lot of complaints on the first night. I think it was a two-night event. They're having the same issues of the UFC 7. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Price ticket gouging, you know, because TCO's like, if we sell half the tickets, but if it's more, we still make more money. It's fucked up. You got the suit's running it now. So that I'm the same issues as the UFC is.
Starting point is 00:17:38 So interesting. It's really interesting. Yeah, it's not good. Man. Hulk. It's crazy, though, right? Yeah. It is.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Dude, I got to go to Miami tomorrow. You don't say. I just hit me. I go to fucking Miami tomorrow. What are you doing in Miami? The game by the commercial? No. I'm commentating the bare knuckle, the Yo-Rameral fight.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Great. He's still doing it. still doing the day. Looks like a monster. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. That it looks like a fucking tank.
Starting point is 00:18:07 A tank. Right now. What's your, 220 probably right now? Yeah. Would you give him six feet? Yeah. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Stretching it. 511. 511. Yeah. And thick as a tick, all muscle. That guy's just a very special creature. Look at him.
Starting point is 00:18:28 These guys are running some gear. I'm not trying to be a shitty. I'm, I'm, but why wouldn't you at his age now? I agree. Yeah. But also.
Starting point is 00:18:36 So he would still look amazing. It wouldn't matter. I mean, right? Like, he was a freak from the jump. Yeah, a freak from the jump. But he does look good. But yeah, Hector Lombard fell out. So then they had to find somebody in short notice.
Starting point is 00:18:52 He is a superhero, dude. Yeah. He's a fucking superhero. Remember when he, I remember when he got kicked so many times by Izzy? And they're like, how is your leg? And he gets up and starts dancing. Like he's just. freak just a freak an absolute freak yeah that'd be fun because the fights are on friday so i don't miss
Starting point is 00:19:12 any of these games or bostis we're hoping bosti makes this all-star team great i know it'll be all of june great i know i can't wait look at bow nickel who is bo nickle he's he's on the uh white house card yeah caldoccus he's playing caldoccus that's right yole and bow we're supposed to wrestle and then yule fell out. That'd be really interesting. Yeah, it would be interesting. Yeah. You feeling better, Chin?
Starting point is 00:19:48 A lot better, thank you. 100%. Not a Honda, but way better. We switch studios tomorrow. Yeah. I got movers coming. Awesome. You're going to Miami to do the,
Starting point is 00:19:58 with Mazadol. That's great. That's a good gig. Yeah, it's easy. Yeah, it's nice. It's fun. And I'm with Jimmy Smith, who makes it so easy.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Yeah. He's such a pro. Now you're going to dress accordingly. yeah and at least this one's indoor at the double check it's indoor it's a dope facility dope dope dope arena but yeah it's indoor thank god i was younger it's all right yeah now yeah i don't i mean there's worst places to go for sure i'll be on wikiki uh uh uh i are yeah on the beach Waikiki. Some people invited me to go surfing.
Starting point is 00:20:36 I was like, listen, I really appreciate it, but that's not going to happen. Yeah, Hawaii's great. The weather's always the same, right? Yeah, I'm 80s. For the most part, yeah. You might get some rain here and there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Partly cloudy. 80s. 80s. 80s. It's Hawaii. 80s. Nice water. It's just fucking expensive in Hawaii. Yeah, the best water.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah. do some swimming eat some fruit you know walk around Carlos Bratis that's this weekend that's this weekend Jack Mdala Madelena
Starting point is 00:21:21 JDM buddy yep but what time's it here Chin what times it's like 6 a.m. Our time Central so 4 a.m. Pacific Hawaii
Starting point is 00:21:36 It's super early I'll be in the air I should be able to stream from my phone yeah on Paramount yeah but every time you guys do Wi-Fi on your phone it's not great in the air right it's like choppy yeah if you pay for it yeah if you pay for it it's not too bad depends on the airline
Starting point is 00:21:55 I'll be watching it though or worst case that's when you just watch at night correct yeah just don't look at your freaking phone updates you've been doing any fishing chin no but i what i think i told you right i went on the water with my friends like Travis it's freaking beautiful it's like humongous yeah it's like 62 something miles so you can get lost there would you if you didn't fish my question is if you lived on the lake yeah and you didn't fish
Starting point is 00:22:29 how often would you take the boat out well when we first moved here before the kids started sports we're on it twice a week yeah constantly now we don't swim and stuff you mean uh we were part of the boat club so we would rent rent a boat twice a week yeah how long would you do that i wonder i don't know i mean we did it all the time but it was new and exciting yeah you know how do you go on boats prior or now yeah and i'm just saying that you know i was talking to rogan who's had that boat and hasn't gotten in it i don't think and it's because it's like you're on the water uh-huh and then getting on the water it's a pain more on the water is just on the water and it's like oh look there's now i'm over here on the water but I was over here.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Yeah, and sometimes it's kind of, yeah. No, if you want a wakeboard, I guess, but after a while, even that.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I like jet skis. No, but don't. As soon as you get on the water. Even that, I've done the jet ski and after a while, you're like,
Starting point is 00:23:21 I'm jet skiing. But the feeling when you're on the water automatically your mood changes. It feels nice. Yeah, it also changes. It's nice in the summer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I had a meeting with the guy he has a company and he took the meeting in his bathing suit on the deck. And I was like, I get it. You live on the lake. This is incredible.
Starting point is 00:23:39 incredible. I didn't need to get on the water. Then I was like, this, this would be very nice waking up. Yeah. Yeah, we should go all the time now. Uh, I have no weekends, really. No weekend's three. But my neighbors go all the time. Yeah. Yeah. You could just rent a boat if you don't want to own it. I want to just kind of a house. That's the move. The moves is being part of a boat club. You pay a monthly, you know, fee and you can rent whatever you want. They take it. You don't have to pay for a dock. They gas it up. They clean it. You just pull up. to it. Yeah, it's great. That's perfect. That's the move. And they're so nice to the people of the docks.
Starting point is 00:24:13 They're so sweet. I love this place. Yeah. Yeah, man, Texas. You don't want to own a boat. No, I don't. You do not. No. I don't want to add. The maintenance is too much for me. And the price of it, too. Yeah. Oh, you guys.
Starting point is 00:24:32 It's warm weather. I'm thinking about centipede's tarantulas and snakes now. They're coming. I don't even care about any of those. I ran over a big old fox. It's more the snakes. The ral snakes. The ral snakes, because the ral snakes. things bite your dog or the kiddos your fuck this thing was right in the middle of the road i didn't have time to break i would have i don't know if it was a rattlesnake it could have been a bull snake i don't know but it was just this long and i just go go and i was like fuck nah that's that's 10 o'clock at night that's his fault it's his fault well he's probably trying to warm up on that concrete because it's
Starting point is 00:25:00 still warm yes just kind of lounging i'm like dude you should drove by it and took a picture yeah i would have stopped if i drove over him yeah we had a straight rattlesnang nest by our house We had to have a guy come out and get rid of the nest. He's like, because these babies are going to hatch, and then you're... I remember I had a bee colony when my baby was young 17 years ago, 18 years ago.
Starting point is 00:25:24 And I was in Echo Park, and these bees took to my house. And I said to the woman, I go, I don't want to kill this beehive. Can I just let it kind of live? And he goes, she goes, yeah, you could. And what'll happen is they'll split off
Starting point is 00:25:40 and they'll make another hive and then your whole house will be a hive. Yeah, you don't stop. Yeah, they're super greedy. Yeah. Have you seen this video? What? You guys made me think about it.
Starting point is 00:25:51 This is a roof and all these, uh, that's cool. That's it. Bats are fucking loud, though. It's everywhere, though, like nonstop. It's a whole colony of thousands of bats. Damn. Oh, man. Yeah, you got to get rid of all.
Starting point is 00:26:11 How long before they did something? Because this, this looks like it would take. years for those bats to yeah i don't know if they make a ton of noise like in bat city you got fucking got to fucking goths you got to get rid of them they got to fly away bats are cool though yeah my thing you know how laugh that'd be inside the house i don't know because they sound you know they sounded very faint right there yeah but they're like you know then they fly out at night to go search for insects you can't have that many bats no it's not good i put the bats off fucking six street now it's hot enough enough
Starting point is 00:26:47 They only come out if there's bugs. Yeah. I told you we went there with my dad. Didn't see much. Well, you have to, it depends. Yeah, now's like a good time. Mid-March to October. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:59 It's getting hot and muggy. I love it. I love it. I love it. Especially in the mornings. I love it. I'll take this weather all day. Yeah, the bats are dope when you got the right time and they're all flocking and doing
Starting point is 00:27:13 their thing. That's cool. But when it's cold out and people are standing that bridge, you come on above. Yeah. I've never been to that bridge. Is it like fun to just walk? Yeah, hell yeah. There's a bunch of shit to do.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Okay. Restaurants everywhere. You walk up to the bridge. You walk the other way. You got Congress. Yeah. You walk over 6th Street. How often are you down there?
Starting point is 00:27:34 Almost never? No. No. We got fucking Mays a busy month because we got Joe's birthday. You got Mother's Day and our anniversary. All in the same month. Like two weeks period. So you're going to go into town for those things?
Starting point is 00:27:49 Uh, one night. Yeah. Not all three. Yeah, I'll go in town for that. Catcher. They got all the restaurants there. Yeah. Eris is there.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Uh, I would say, you know, Abba. She'll really like Abba. I've been Abba. I've been there. You didn't think it was good? It's cool. Great food. I wouldn't take Joe there for like, you know, her birthday or nothing.
Starting point is 00:28:12 It's good. Where would you go? For birthday. Aris is great. Yeah, good vibe. Yeah, the steakhouse. Yeah. It's great.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Bring up Aris. And then Jay Carver's, Romantic as shit. It's all small. Yeah, it's great. Teacarvis great. Aris. Hmm. It's fancy.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah, that looks good. Yeah, a great steak. That's a Korean steakhouse, Mediterranean steak. No, man, Korean. What the fuck? You can't pay my girl to a Korean steakhouse. Mediterranean steakhouse. This looks nice.
Starting point is 00:28:37 It's great. That place is awesome. I love bone. And it's right outside, like the main downtown part, so the parking's easy, in and out easy. Do you like bone marrow or bread? I feel like you wouldn't like bone marrow or bread. I sure as fuck don't. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Snot. I knew it. What about you? Spanero on toast. Oh, yeah, on toast. Oh, my God. It's so delicious.
Starting point is 00:28:55 No, I don't fucking hear it. You got to use this thing to try. That's where my daddy took me for my birthday. Yeah, I'm very happy with that state. Yeah, that place is great. Very happy. Yeah. That's a little rare for me.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah, and I like your rare. That's a little too rare for me. You guys are weak. That's like your style. That's perfect for me. There you go. Something else, man. Yeah, that place is good.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah. man to a little hunting go get myself are you going to do anything this summer be yes you guys can go to flor 13th to the 20th i'll be in mexico with my family mexico from the 13th to the 20th what part and i'll leave on the 12th to go to my daughter's graduation she's going to see you bolder yeah oh we following my footsteps crazy right oh we i know she's 18 that's fucking wild she's 18 she's 18 years old. So weird.
Starting point is 00:29:58 My son will be 15 in July. So what, 15 sophomore? No, he's going to be a, he's going to be a senior, freshman actually. I was a 15 year old freshman. Okay. So he's older. Started later.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Yeah. Started school later. That would be a benefit for sports, but for academics. I mean, I guess there's more experience. I know a bunch of parents here hold their kids back for sports. It's so weird to see how genetics works. He's me. You guys, the older he gets, the more he looks like you.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Crazy. And I watch the way he interacts with his friends. Similar? He's still good. Funny. He's just funny. Yeah, the older Finn gets, the more he looks like you. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:36 It's weird, huh? But he's, he's going to be tall. Like, he's almost as tall as I am now. And he's 14. It's pretty wild. So he'll be, you know, probably 6-2 or whatever. He's got long arms, long legs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Which is good, you know? It's good to be tall. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You don't want to be short. Does your daughter? have a boyfriend here? I mean, where she's at? She's dating that Jew in Seattle. No. I don't think he was Jewish, dude. You told me he was. No, I don't believe so. Yeah, you told me he was. She dated a Jewish
Starting point is 00:31:07 kid who was small. Oh, okay. I thought that was the guy in Seattle. I believe he was Jewish. You told me he was Jewish, yeah. Really? Yeah, because I was asked about sports. And he told him he's Jewish. I'm like, oh, he didn't play sports. Oh, yeah, maybe. Maybe, uh, yeah, maybe he wasn't going to be a pro. Yeah, yeah. Right. He's a rather small guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:31:29 And there's nothing wrong with it. I'm just saying. She's a Jewish guy in Seattle. She won't tell me anything. Oh, she'll figure it out at the University of Boulder. That's the thing. When they leave one party schools in the nation, Bubba. She'll figure it out.
Starting point is 00:31:42 They usually break up before they leave to college. Oh, you don't want to go to the University of Colorado tied. No, no, no. You want to be all kinds of loose. Oh, Lucy, goosey. And you don't. I mean, that way. I didn't mean it.
Starting point is 00:31:54 way I meant. Disgusting. Scratch that, please. Yeah. No, you want to be, you want to be single. Single ready to mingle. Yeah. With the football.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't know, bro. Oh, I do. Because they stick out like sore thumbs up there. Big old, big old strong kids, huh? Strapping. How stoke would you be if she just got some big hunt of alignment from like Wyoming? Just a giant dude.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Just a big, big, big. Yeah. How about, hey, how about your boy? How about the Eagles who recruited? to that 21-year-old Nigerian? Who's I never played football? Six foot four, 307. Yeah, he's never played football, though.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Yeah, I was going to ask you about that. I'll tell you it works out. It doesn't. It does not? No. I was going to ask you about that. He'll get destroyed. He'll get destroyed.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Why? And why? It's just technique. It's just different. As big and strong as you are. It doesn't matter. He's going to get annihilated. Can he, can he?
Starting point is 00:32:42 I bet you he doesn't even make it till second week of camp. Wow. I mean, he gets cut in like first or second preseason game. Wow. Six, five, three hundred and six pounds. It doesn't matter. If you've never played the game, and then you're with elite of the elite,
Starting point is 00:32:55 you know how good those guys are. And those guys have a tough time making the team. So this guy's a tackle. Those guys more athletic to him and get cut fucking left and right. Left and right. Yeah, but he's a fun. He's obviously a freak.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Hey, it's a fun story. Is that what it is? It's a fun story. Yeah, it's a fun story. So that's kind of what it is. It's like, let's just see. Well, he's a freak. Maybe the diamond in the rough.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Who knows? But, I mean, how fat? I mean, oh, you got to have, what you want to do is, have him rush and tackle a quarterback. He's 306 pounds too. It's just tough. Like those boys, those big linemen and get their hands on him.
Starting point is 00:33:30 And who knows if he's aggressive, how's he, how's he respond to when he's getting dominated? Like, does he have any sports background? Yeah, I don't know. He's just an explosive freak. Has there been any success stories of people like this? Never.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Probably not actually. The closest one would be Homeboy who, Well, look, Brock Lesnar was no pushover. He was a freak and it didn't work out for him with the Vikings. No, not a chance. I think second week of camp. You're talking about the lead of the league and these
Starting point is 00:34:03 guys have been playing since they were six. There's not enough hours in the day for him to make it up. Devils and details. But it's just because you're big, fast and strong doesn't make you a great football player. There's so much more that goes to it. So much more. Learning the game, especially at that, like, not only learn the game, but you're learning it's
Starting point is 00:34:21 super it's complicated you got to read things you know yeah again it's a fun story oh that guy's the best what's his miles garrett yeah he's a fucking freak miles garrett is an absolute freak he's so good yeah he's just like look at him like like this this guy would have a better shot uh i don't know i don't know in in m ms yeah is there another sport where he would do like what's what's the if you have this much talent, but zero experience in any of the sports. Well, we don't know if he has talent.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Don't say it. Like, if you have no talent. You don't have talent. He has an athletic body. You know? If he's just based off athletic bodies, just straight up athletics, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Yeah. Then Max Muncie isn't fucking third base for the Dodgers. But he would run circles around this guy. I don't know. How old is he? 21. Okay. I don't know what,
Starting point is 00:35:17 no sports? Yeah. You just grew up like this? Big problem. Nothing? I don't fucking know. What could you do? Not wrestling, not in May.
Starting point is 00:35:29 There's none of hours in the day. Sure's fucked out football. Baseball, forget about it. That's all technique. He discovered basketball. A little bit. Basketball, yeah. How did he do in basketball?
Starting point is 00:35:44 I don't think very well. How good of a basketball player? That's... Did he dominate in basketball? Maybe I don't think he did. He played on a club team. Now, because remember, he's how tall? He's 6-6?
Starting point is 00:35:57 6.4. Okay. So you're a point guard? No. No. Was a talented basketball player in Nigeria? But it doesn't say I made points he averaged. He didn't play pro.
Starting point is 00:36:12 He played on a club team. They always like to talk about his body. Again, it's a fun story. Basketball doesn't care about that. Those guys are skinny and fast. It's just different. Oh, basketball. You'll be a complete.
Starting point is 00:36:30 complete freak. Yeah. Three and six pounds with that low body fat's fucking wild. Four, six, 40. Wow. It's insane. Wow. Yeah, he's insanely explosive.
Starting point is 00:36:43 I guess you put him on the line and have him try to get to the quarterback. Yeah. Those linemen are very good at getting you off balance. And they have a little. But even Philadelphia go, listen, we want to take a chance on him. It's going to take a lot of time. Well, also, I don't know what his endurance is. too. That's a lot of body to move around.
Starting point is 00:37:03 That's a lot of muscle to move around. It's a lot of muscle. There's a reason you don't see Lyman really at that. Like that's lower body fat than Miles Garrett. Like you want some fat for cardio. I would imagine. But again, it sounds like we're hating on the gay.
Starting point is 00:37:15 I'm just saying I don't know what you can do with him. At that level, I don't know. Because is he called Jake? He should have started in college and then earn the reps. Dude, Miles Garrett is so fucking ridiculous. It's so,
Starting point is 00:37:28 it's so silly. Yeah, but yeah. Look at him. But he went to text A&M. Like, If I'm, you got to quit showing buff black guys. Otherwise, it's not just me.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I got hit to Miles Garrett because my buddy played center for the Dallas Cowboys was like, well, if you don't stare at Miles Garrett with a shirt off, then what are we doing here? I see him. I see him. The more impressive thing is he beat the sack record. I don't get a fuck how he looks.
Starting point is 00:37:51 He's so talented. It's a great player. The best. And he's dating the Korean chick, right? That's what makes him remarkable. He's so good, dude. He came from Texas A&M.
Starting point is 00:37:59 If I'm that African kid, I send him to college. Does he have a college degree? Because he's eligible, even at 21, to go back to college. Like Alabama, Ohio State, one of these colleges won't take a chance on him. Again, he's going to struggle there. Yeah, he's going to struggle there. He's got to learn the game.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Yeah, but learn it at the college level. And then if he does well, he'll be a high draft pick and get paid bank. Right. Yeah, Miles Garrett's a freak dude. So tell. They did some. really interesting thing too. Bigger,
Starting point is 00:38:41 faster, stronger in the NFL doesn't necessarily translate to being an all-star. In fact, bigger, faster,
Starting point is 00:38:48 stronger, there's a, saturation point where those guys get injured more. There's something about the physics of it. The more explosive there, they're more prone to injury. There you go.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah, like Bojacks. That's been a surprise. It's like, yeah, you're so explosive that, boom, and then you just create
Starting point is 00:39:02 more torque on your body. Yeah, and you have the same joints and ligaments as everybody else. It's like putting so much horsepower in your truck car, but you don't have the right internals, they always have problems. The NFL did a whole thing on it.
Starting point is 00:39:16 And it was like, you know, you used to be like, let's just get the biggest, fastest, strongest guys. They used to do it with receivers. They'd be like, oh, as long as he runs a 4-2-40, we'll draft him high, and then it really didn't work out. The guy that ran the 4-5, 4-6, but had the skill, could do it all. He was never injured. The one exception in a way was Michael Vick.
Starting point is 00:39:37 I've still never seen anybody that explosive. He was exposed, but he wasn't like super shredded, giant guy, smaller guy, really athletic. And he played football his whole life. Yeah. You know, yeah. Was squatting 600 pounds in college. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:53 But he was like some freak visually. No. He was normal. Right. Such a stud. See. Oh my gosh. Like he's not going to be on the cover of muscle and fitness.
Starting point is 00:40:05 No. That's not him. That's him at the beach there. Yeah. Yeah. Like smooth build. Like, but the same thing with the UFC for the most part.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Like whenever you see like really, really jacked guys, they don't have great cardio. They don't fight that much. But then you guys got guys like Kane Blasquez or Sean Strickland. Sean Strickland, you know, that's the look you want.
Starting point is 00:40:29 That's right. That's right. It's a fine balance. You see a lot of that with football players, actually. You see a lot of, with just athletes. Look at baseball.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Like, like Otani's not jacked and shredded. No. that that is way more common when you see the really great athletes they look smoother well that's because they're not bodybuilders like people get it twisted you know they're doing stuff that's gonna help them do the sport relaxation is a huge part of it too like just being able to relax by the way you see that with wrestlers you think wrestlers would be sick crazy muscular oh oh oh it's really wild we had a football player on the kid right yeah it's super gay okay what's that we had a football player that was
Starting point is 00:41:11 Adrian Peterson no before that He's a freak. Adrian's a freak. The one that I kicked out of the NFL, smoking weed, that kind of... Oh, Ricky Henderson? Yeah, we had them on, right? We had, oh, Ricky Williams. Ricky Williams is a fucking baseball player from the 80s.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Yeah. Ricky Williams was... We had Ricky Williams. We had Antonio Brown, and we had... When did we have Ricky Williams? Years ago. No, Brian was gone, though. Oh, that time was gone.
Starting point is 00:41:37 That was with Chappelle. Gotcha. How was that? He's a shy guy. He was great. Yeah. Ricky Williams is a legend. man.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Freak. So good at football. Yeah. Texas legend as well. Yeah. Got a little too into weed. Yeah, he had sort of like anxiety,
Starting point is 00:41:55 social anxiety. He used to wear his helmet and press conferences really. It's like, oh boy. That was so strange. He literally in a press conference wearing his helmet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:06 We've had some football players on. There's so many football players in Austin in our area. Really? So many. Like the wreck football is Natsos. Natsos here.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Yeah, but Ricky Williams was so damn good. You know, a trip out sometimes that we had Gene freaking Simmons on the podcast. Like, that's just so crazy to me.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Yeah. Yeah. I wish more people were crazy. Because he's 90, you know? But he's forever a legend, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:41 You guys, but you guys way older, right? So our audience was like, Six years, man. I think you and I are six years or something like that, right? How old are you? I just turned, I barely turned 49.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Yeah, six years. Yeah, that's not a big deal. But even you were like, you like rock out to kiss. Here's thing, I never listen to kids. I don't like kiss. But I just, I recognize how big of a legend he is. I totally recognize it, though. No, I get out he's a legend, but.
Starting point is 00:43:06 And just kiss. Kiss is like forever known as like one of the greatest rock bands ever. Yep. He was a smart businessman, too. Gene, yeah. Without a doubt. With all the merch and all that shit. What?
Starting point is 00:43:19 So what you just? You're 90. Yeah. Still looking to charm people. Still playing the field. Gene, yeah. Yeah. Good dude.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Who do you think was the big? Who do you think was like the absolute biggest guest that we had on? We've had Connor. Oh yeah, that's way before me. We're 50 set. That's true. Those are both Fox days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Connor 50 set. And that's before Connor blue. blew up right yeah he was pretty big he was pretty you no he was still no he was it he was at his yeah he was he was big but not like he is now i mean not like it was you know it was after he got into jos aalda's face said era it might have been was it after he beat josez no it was before all that yeah uh i mean some could argue tony hinchcliff yeah now especially he's fucking massive now yeah i think killed tony um look It's 2015.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Dude, I saw 10 years ago when I was singing and you were dancing in the background. Yeah. So funny. Hey, I'm pretty sure Kill Tony signed a deal with Fox. They left Netflix. Unless I got bamboozled online. Let's see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Kill Tony inks deal with Fox. And that boy got paid. What is Red Seat Ventures? Fox ads. It's part of Fox, Fox One. good for him inks multi deal with fox that is sick
Starting point is 00:45:01 it's cool huh yeah red band's cool too I didn't the first time and he was like awesome red band's the best one man he's the most normal one
Starting point is 00:45:14 yeah he's like a regular dude yeah red band's always been just even keel doesn't want to be famous usually the mastermind behind everything remember he was the Jamie before Jamie yeah he was like the original producer
Starting point is 00:45:27 that I heard of that does his thing He doesn't cause drama, doesn't gossip. Like, Red Band's awesome. Yeah, he's dope. Yeah, I love Red Band. He was, we were just talking about Tesla's, too. Yeah, he loves Tesla.
Starting point is 00:45:38 When I posted yours, he's like, dude, does he love it? And I was like, yeah, you're both gay. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, he loves Teslas. But yeah, Red band's great. Yeah, killed Tony. Going to Fox, man. That's a big move.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Huge move. For Netflix, you know, that live viewership, you know, stuff. Yeah. If we did a count. of the people that have been on the show that were not famous or barely like on the edge of being like famous to where they blew up huge, it is freaking mind-boggling. I wish someone put put something together.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Someone put something together, how many people came in on, came in a fire on the kid when I had more followers, me, the producer had more followers on Instagram. I know. And then they just skyrocketed into crazy fame. I know. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Pretty wild, man. A lot. I think this has to be. A lot of the opportunity to. It's like that was a time when everyone's around and up and coming and there wasn't as many podcasts and we're kind of the flagship podcast. Doesn't matter. I'm just saying that's what that's what it was, you know? No, it's true.
Starting point is 00:46:41 It is, it is, it is my, it's like, if you really think about it, it's fucking crazy. The biggest one might be jelly roll. Jelly is a huge one. When I went to Nashville, I had to, they wouldn't put them like bust some with the boys with Will and Taylor. Like, I was like, I'll do your show. show but you have to have jelly roll on and then when i was doing press for my shows you know i'm going to the radio stations and i was like i'll do it but you have to have jelly roll on like they wouldn't have them on air at the time they're like no we're good like then i'm not coming and then they
Starting point is 00:47:11 allow jelly to do it now i think they would suck off to come on jelly's like ed he's on fucking american idol and by the way jelly is the one number one guy to always shout out the show and you guys he's the shit dude yeah jelly's the man he doesn't forget no everybody he's awesome all right what do you All right. Let's see. I just lost some energy in my body. Why? Why? No, I was just thinking about that.
Starting point is 00:47:40 About that? That's a good thing, though. What do you want to have happen? What do you think? Nothing. I think it's good. But my thing is, is, they don't owe us anything? No, no.
Starting point is 00:47:49 No. I'm not saying they owe us anything. I'm saying I just get bummed out a little bit sometimes. I'm like, I want to figure out a way to kind of recharge things a little bit, you know? Those days are over. Yeah. It's all good. Yeah. How long do you think is going to go on?
Starting point is 00:48:04 Long time. We've been going for fucking Everbola. Long run. You're going to watch Friends 15 years? No, fuck no. Yeah. There's not enough content. Let's start a fucking sitcom.
Starting point is 00:48:12 But there's different chapters. I mean, the amount of amazing things that happened just so just right now. If it was like you guys said before, if you call it quits today, you've accomplished more than any, most people could ever even imagine. There's a podcast, Podcast Hall of Fame. We're in. Yeah. For the first dynamic duo.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Yeah. Yeah. I was the first athlete ever ever have a pod. We're the first dynamic duo. Crazy. First comic athlete. Didn't even realize how big we were, the influence we had. No idea. No idea. That's why people that have huge podcasts and will come back and like you guys inspired us to do this and they're like freaking out being next to you guys. It's so cool.
Starting point is 00:48:51 That is cool. But no, as far as like you can't chase those days. No. That's what you got to learn. Like you can't chase those days. No, no. That's why it's turn the page and chapters. It's different. Yeah, turn the page, baby. But yeah, we're speaking to turn the page. No, we're Titanic.
Starting point is 00:49:09 No, Titanic Saint, dude. Yeah, I know. Had some mishaps. We're Titanic. It was fucking popping, man. Everyone gets on, and that bitch's things. That's a bit of stank. That bitch, say.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Hey, and you know what? we're going down with the ship baby hey that water's cold is that the bow I see oh the bow's still up bow still up but hey guys but every down then I go
Starting point is 00:49:39 we're getting close yeah hey guys and I go should I jump on that can we get a life is there anybody life raft anybody got
Starting point is 00:49:46 no you guys busy ah it's cool we're on the bow and I'm and every down I check I'm like there's just just a little anybody have a dingy yeah you guys got you busy
Starting point is 00:49:55 it's cool no and then there's just one dingy for both of us and every now when we check you and go uh yet. We can, we can stay on it. Water's cold. Yeah, water's cold. We'll stay up here. And then Chin, Chin's the captain going down with the shit. Yeah, we're good, we're good. We're good. Chin, how's it? You can't hear us. All right. Anybody got a day?
Starting point is 00:50:13 Helicopter with a rope out of night. It's all right. Sorry. Tony, could you toss us that life wrap? Oh, you're busy? Okay, not. It's stupid. No, the water's not that cold. We're fine. We'll figure out. You know what? We'll figure out. Tim Dillon, is that, oh, can I borrow your oil? Or, oh, you're using it. Oh, fuck. That's all right. No, you go on.
Starting point is 00:50:33 You go on. He can't hear you. Theo, we're all out of water. You can't hear you. Theo, we're out of water. I've been drinking Brian's pissed. Got it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:43 You think he could toss? You need all the water. I know, but you have 24-k. Gotcha. Yeah, you never know when you're out there. Okay, we'll wait. We'll wait. We'll wait.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Wait. Oh, there goes Roggan. And a giant cruci. Oh, he can't hear you. Rogan. Rogon. Oh, hot. All right, man.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Man, that thing's sweet looking. Anyway, got each other, buddy. Yeah. Weather's good. A little cold. Let's see what we have here. Yeah. Okay, so this is Russell Bryan on Pierce Morgan's show.
Starting point is 00:51:15 And then, well, I'll just let it play. This was a piece of genius. Because apparently, the best is Pierce Morgan letting him do it and not interrupting them. Go back. So I ask you a question about your Bible? Yes, if you want to. Was that the one you took into court? You're the very one.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Okay. What was your thinking of taking it into court? And what you were seeing, looking at some passages, what were the relevant passages for you? All right. Thank you for asking. Thank you. I didn't know, did it?
Starting point is 00:51:43 A little bit. I think that's a big sound effect. Yeah, it's an effect. It was this from Osia. You're right, beer did say, you know, be chilled. Sometimes I'd lose the chill, man. It's pretty...
Starting point is 00:52:01 It's this. I think when Pierce leads to the camera. It's helping like that in the old gallery, but remember you just said it's in a higher spot. This is from Isaiah. He's very unique. He's funny. He just keeps going. This is so interesting.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Does he not like Pierce? No, he does. It says here. He's doing a bit, basically. Really? Look at Pierce. So crazy. How long did it last three minutes?
Starting point is 00:53:03 The verse that I was looking at that day was... I love how Pierce doesn't interrupt them. Not there. I can't actually find the verse that I had that day. But this is good enough. It scares me a bit. The sound effect killed it though. It was like...
Starting point is 00:53:23 I had a way better take, but yeah. So funny though. Russell Brand I think his court case We were talking about earlier off air His court case got pushed in October Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:31 You know I have no clue what's going on there It's years and years ago But he's looking at some tough charges Yeah Tough charges Yeah Has to be stressed as fuck
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah What the fuck All right This is a funny It's not supposed to be funny But This is from Vice Sports I don't even know what this is
Starting point is 00:53:53 But this guy's talking about tennis MMA is a wimp sport compared to tennis. Okay. The NBA is a wimp sport compared to tennis. It is so brutal. And it has its reputation of being this country club sport. That could not be more opposite of what the reality of tennis is. Holy hell.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Like this sport, I don't know why I like it so much. It's hard. You can't run out the clock. The scoring system is diabolical. There's no substitutions. You win, you lose. It's all on you. You are exposed.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Yeah, because MMA is not that. One stroke is weak, it'll get picked on. And if your fitness is weak, it'll get picked on. And if your strategy isn't up to snuff, if you can't reset emotionally, it is a referendum on who you are. It's a referendum on character. That's why I think it's absolutely riveting to watch great players try to figure out a way to beat each other.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Think of the classic encounters in this rivalry. Fed Nadal, 2008, Wimbledon Final. Nadar Djokovic, 2012, six hours. In Melbourne, Australia. He's a long punishing matches, often running five, six hours. You know what you can do? And they always go to five sets. And believe it or not, fed in five setters against these two in grand slams, he's just two and six.
Starting point is 00:55:07 They're just uneducated. But also they're passionate about their tennis. Yeah, tennis is a great sport. But of course, yeah. But it's just different, you know. It's just such a bet. MMA's a wimps sport. Like, God, if you're going to do it, buddy.
Starting point is 00:55:22 He's just doing that to troll. You know, it's like, no, you just on. educated. He legit probably thinks that, but they don't know. And then all of the things, the keys he said about tennis relates to MMA. He's like if your game plan's not good, you get exposed.
Starting point is 00:55:36 You get exposed? Yeah, yeah, but you're, and the ball just bounces behind you and lose a point. Yeah, you get knocked out, dude. You don't, you don't actually take literally years off your life. Oh, and then you want to talk about character? Oh, gotcha, gotcha, I mean, and it's fighting.
Starting point is 00:55:52 And it's the poor sports. Fighting will expose. To pretend tennis isn't a rich man in sports, it's wild as far. Well, tennis, you need a coach. And usually if you're not rich, so if you're in Russia or Croatia, your father is with you all the time and he's your coach. Because you can't play tennis without a coach. Like it's just one of those things and you have to have a high level coach. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, MMA is at the highest level is like almost impossible. It's just the, there's not.
Starting point is 00:56:24 enough time in a day to be good at everything. I like how he goes, you're just on your own out there. It's like, someone just needs to educate him. On your own. It's the loneliest place in the world when they lock a cage and you're in your fucking underwear and the guy's a monster who wants to kill you. Also, I can play multiple matches a day
Starting point is 00:56:42 and the next day. Look at that knee shit. I mean, everyone obviously is just getting destroyed. But he probably didn't pay attention to it. He doesn't matter. Just him being like, to think of tennis as a country club sport while he's in a laser with a button up. He doesn't know.
Starting point is 00:56:55 It's like, you're the problem. Yeah, you're the problem. I mean. All right. I can argue for how great tennis is and how hard it is, but as an MMA fan, it's the wrong. It's the wrong thing. You don't want to, you don't want to, you, I think MMA in a lot of ways, actually in so many ways, is the hardest sport.
Starting point is 00:57:16 I'm not saying the hardest position, you know, I know quarterback, but in terms of, yeah, I mean, but I'm just saying what it requires of your body. and the brevity of your career and how many things can go wrong. Oh, destroys Dennis. It's like it's, it's so brutal that it's almost like we say, it's almost maybe not for anybody. It's really rare. You have to fight.
Starting point is 00:57:38 What's up with Mr. Beast stuff? Now, I bet this isn't directly at Mr. Beast. It's one of his employees, right? To get headlines they use Mr. Beast's picture. Okay. Yeah, so his company is being sued. Are people in his company? I think specifically CEO, but this.
Starting point is 00:57:51 You have a company like this? This is a weekly thing. Yeah, it's part of the business. It's weekly. So let me... I've recreated every single set from Splitton in real life. I've never watched a single second of any of his content. You should...
Starting point is 00:58:07 Okay, neither do my kids. You should take a look at it because it's so trippy to see how fast it goes. So this is the girl that's suing, and I'll just play this for you, and you guys can tell me what you think here. Hold on a second. Let me refresh. Gotcha. He's gorgeous. Well, there's one thing.
Starting point is 00:58:22 First of all, I'm not hiring you. You're too pretty. I should not have to make a video like this, but becoming a mother and having a daughter completely changed what I'm willing to stay silent about. Before I talk about my time working at Mr. Beast at a C-suite level, I would just like to briefly introduce myself. My name is Lorraine Mavramadis. I was born and raised in Brazil. For the last 10 years of my life, I dedicated it to studying and analyzing the social media space from the inside out. And I just completely fell in love with the content creation process. And that eventually, that passion eventually led me to wanting to work with brands and work on their social media strategies.
Starting point is 00:59:01 And that's what eventually led me to Mr. Beast. I was interviewed by the CEO and Jimmy Donaldson, Mr. Beast himself. I was hired on the spot. I led teams. I oversaw creative operations across multiple platforms. But most importantly, I saw how things were. from the inside. Unfortunately, it didn't really take me too long to realize that things were not how late. I never imagined I'd have to make a video like this, but becoming a mother and having
Starting point is 00:59:28 they looked like on the outside. From the very beginning, I was yelled at, cursed at. I was even called dumb in front of my entire team after giving a business idea, only to have the exact same idea a minute later and get praised. I was obligated to attend one-on-one meetings at the CEO's house by myself and an upstairs room only lit by a side lamp and have him hear how attractive and beautiful I was. The CEO also told me that Jimmy, Mr. Beast, gets really awkward around attractive woman and I quote, Lorraine, let's say that when you're around and he needs to go to the restroom. He's not really using the restroom. I started changing completely how I dressed to go to work. I started only wearing baseball caps, extremely baggy clothes.
Starting point is 01:00:17 I basically just tried to do everything to disappear. So I just kept my head down. I just continued to give everything that I had and tried to convince myself that that would be enough. But they looked like on the outside. The thing is that when you're working in a middle-dominated field, especially when it's being run by boys, where they preach that if talent wants to draw a dick on the wall,
Starting point is 01:00:38 let them, it doesn't matter how smart you are. It doesn't matter how hard you work. Giving your best will never be enough. Things got worse when I became pregnant. I had approved maternity leave signed off by HR and I had agreed that I would work up until my last day of pregnancy. I said, while I'm in labor on my way to the hospital, I will call you and that's when I want my maternity leave to start. On paper, it sounded beautiful, but in reality, it meant nothing. I was at the hospital and labor in a team meeting. One week postpartum, still healing. sleep deprived, emotionally and physically exhausted, I was already back to work. Less than a month postpartum, going through postpartum depression, and I had to hop on a plane, fly out of the country to work on a main channel shoot and leave my... The thing is that when you're working, leave my newborn baby behind.
Starting point is 01:01:34 When I think about those first two months, and all the time that was taken... Also, take longer time during the time of the leap. Oh, that, okay, yeah, yeah. Also, you know, when it's a bunch of guys, they do do some stuff. I just always feel like... Hey, you're going to keep up how much Mr. Bees is worth? How much is company's worth? Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 01:01:57 Do that for me. And, you know, I don't know. It sounds like she's just very beautiful. Guys were silly around her. Five billion. Oh, wow. Sounds like those boys figured it out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Yeah. That's a shame. I always, I'm always like, I'm always just like, I don't know. It sounds like you're uncomfortable and, and, you know, you got pregnant. And so you should have taken more time, of course. But I, but her being like this bro culture that, yeah, you're talking about the $2.6 billion bro culture that they built. That's what it gave you the job.
Starting point is 01:02:28 It's also, that's their shit. Yeah. You signed up for this. Boys fuck around on the, it's how they're saying. But they get it done. It's like, it's not for you and you're an attractive girl. You draw a dick on the, on the wall. It's like this, boys are 14 year old.
Starting point is 01:02:41 They act like they're 12 sometimes. Now, the only thing where you're like, like having to have a meeting in the master bedroom, there's one light on. That's weird. That's weird and gross. Also,
Starting point is 01:02:50 that's not, if that's, if that happened. Yeah. I doubt Mr. Beast is doing that. I don't think from my experience to, what's his real name?
Starting point is 01:02:58 I don't want to call Mr. Beast. I'm 43. Oh, fuck. Isn't it? He just said it. Let's call him Craig.
Starting point is 01:03:03 So, so it's, it's like she sounds like she signed up for Matt. His name's fucking Matt. I can't keep. No, no, hold on.
Starting point is 01:03:10 I'm too old for it. James. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. We call him Jimmy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Yes, you got involved with the boy culture and then she's like, oh my God. It's like Vice. It's not for you. This is what happened to Vice. They did incredible work. And then, you know, the women came in and they were like, and now how's Vice doing? It's like, nobody wants to talk about it. But like those good old boys clubs, that's what created, oh, I don't know, the physics revolution.
Starting point is 01:03:38 But also when she's like, and I was a meeting one week. later it's like don't answer your phone don't it draw the establish a line where you're like no dude i told you i'm going to be out like you're the one to answer the phone doing on a shit playing the game it's also her perspective you know when you're saying you got cursed out called dumb personally in a in a i don't i i've just been alive too long i think there's more to that story i think it's of course oh there's two sides and i get one story this long long long story way too long but i listen By this gorgeous woman. If she was brutal, I'd be like, get out of here.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Right. She's gorgeous. She's had a great career, it sounds like. She, and I don't know, like, I'm, if I were in a position where I had to do something, I'd be like, what do you want me to do about this? But also coming out, how many years later? I don't know how much time. Well, that's always the case.
Starting point is 01:04:32 That's always weird. But again, like, so she gets this long story, and then the company gets a statement. And it's like, I don't know. 2022. By the way. So four years later, toxic boys club. By the way, you try to get a job after this, after this long post. It's going to be what happens.
Starting point is 01:04:53 She'll get hired. She just won't get hired from a good company. Well, people just go, man, that sounds like a liability. And now we're all walking on an eggshell. But she's banking on this just, it became viral. Yeah, she's going to get a settlement most likely. I don't know how it's going to work with. Based on what?
Starting point is 01:05:07 Gender discrimination. I hope she doesn't get any money. Or Mr. Beas and his team don't want to take it all the way to court. So he's like, hey, bitch, here's five male. Your eyes are still great. I still jacked off to you in the basement. Yeah, I can see that where you've got, you've got kids. You don't want to work anymore.
Starting point is 01:05:23 Totally reasonable. It's like I'm going to make a video and make a lot of money. She's probably very ambitious. But that's kind of what, that's personally what I'm seeing. There's two sides of every story. I bet they settle. A little bit, they'll settle. I mean, I hope they don't.
Starting point is 01:05:36 But I mean, when stuff like this comes out, a lot of times you'll see the majority of comments because now we're getting fed up. We're like realizing it's all bullshit. It's all fucking, yeah, they're just trying to make money. But it'd be like me going to work for caller daddy. Trying to get fame. It'd be like me working for caller daddy and it's all women. I'm like, they were just so anti-man.
Starting point is 01:05:53 I can't believe this. You know, and they commented on my big fucking dick and my muscles and my face. Which they would. That's what I'm, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. You walked into Caller Daddy. I'm not saying they would do this, but you walked into Victoria's Secret and then it's a majority. women and they're making comments and you feel uncomfortable.
Starting point is 01:06:12 It's like, don't fucking apply to call her daddy. Don't apply to fucking Victoria's Secret. All the things. Wop, whoop, equal rights, equal shared responsibilities. I still don't know why people still want to hire the cost of being successful, random. Costs me successful, random, yeah. She's not got a lot of people who are very... You had a wise business, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:06:34 Tell me, you haven't made it until you've been sued. That's when... you know yeah yeah but i mean it's good that this stuff comes out now because it's more people are being aware of like this is bullshit i mean i don't even know her but the more i see this the more i'm like oh you yeah i just i said i'd be way meaner if she's ugly you can't ignore that she's pretty too it's like oh yeah she's gorgeous they're not touch here they're not doing like come on just you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna get compliments when you're gorgeous you're gonna go me away lock up the key dude and i've been
Starting point is 01:07:06 so i'm a dude but i've been cussed at and everything from you know a different job I've had. It's like, it's part of, it's just life. Yeah, we've all caused you. You fuck up. People will do. Would this be considered a broke culture probably, right? Where we're at. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:18 But I mean, think about the girls that are worked here. They've always been cool, yeah. Ever, yeah. Because they know they know. They know what they're signing up for. We're also not drawing. You're not creeps either. But you could.
Starting point is 01:07:31 You could. Yeah. There's a lot of just bullshit out there. It's a quick way to make money. that's all it is what it feels like um this happened a little longer but do you guys want to talk about this we never covered it it's the the special forces guy that bet him bet on himself that they would actually capture madura well that you can do that on uh calci and places like that that's crazy yeah there's like different is he like major trouble now well he's a rusted huh he was one of the
Starting point is 01:08:00 guys in the raid yeah i think he's like the main guy and then this is trump's response to it though which i love to hold on i mean they don't pay him enough as it is A special person soldier who was involved in the capture of Venezuelan president, Maduro, who was arrested by federal authorities today on suspicion of insider trading and betting on the polling market. Are you concerned that federal employees are betting on these prediction markets and potentially getting rich? Well, I don't know about it, but was he betting that they would get him or they wouldn't get him? It sounds like he was betting on his removal from office that Maduro, I was just going to say that.
Starting point is 01:08:44 It's a little like Pete Rose. Pete Rose, he kept him out of the Hall of Fame because he bettered his own team. Now, if he bent against his team, that would be no good, but he bettered his own team. I'll look into it. He's going to, he'll pardon the fuck.
Starting point is 01:08:57 For sure. Just pardon the fucking. I'm with him. He's like, wait, hold on. This badass special forces guy. I put my money where my fucking gun is. Yeah. And I can make 400 grand,
Starting point is 01:09:07 which is more than the military payment entire term. I'm in, dude. Put his money on himself. He bet on himself. Now, I'm with Trump. If, like, when, if Pete Rose has been against his team or this guy's been against it. But I mean, but bet him for it, dude.
Starting point is 01:09:19 I don't see a problem. I don't see a problem. Fuck. He's been a little harder. Probably trying a little harder to gravel. I back it. I back that guy. Yeah, I think we all do.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Fuck yeah. He's getting pardoned for sure. Who has a problem with that? As he should. As he should. Fucking media. Fucking zeros. Have you seen Stalabender post this?
Starting point is 01:09:38 No. Israel to sign you. So there's a brand new game that, hold on, let me just refresh this. So the new cover of the game of EA sports for UFC is, is Alex Poton, right? But then you see the shoulder of Israel.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Yeah. So then I don't know how the hell, someone made this video or what, but check it out. Hey, that's my shoulder. What? Right there. It's my fucking shoulder.
Starting point is 01:10:03 They cut me from the picture. He's just cut me from the fucking picture. They can't cut me out. Hey, that's enough. time to go say again Brian that's from a show called the boys and he's like Aquaman oh so what is did he actually say the
Starting point is 01:10:19 line that's from an actual TV show no it's definitely AI but I'm not sure who made this but he posted this but as far as the shoulder part was that actually said in the in the real oh um they probably changed the words right there was a there was a poster yeah I think so okay
Starting point is 01:10:35 yeah but yeah that was all been who's laughing at it it's good and it's true like he was on top of the world and suddenly now his shoulders on the cover of the game. Give Style Bender his respect. Of course. I think Izzy tweeted I've been on the cover three times now
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Starting point is 01:11:47 He's the one responsible for like all the seeding, all the wine. Yeah. And they had something like 700 bottles and 400 of them were taken off the tables. So instead of worried about their life, they just took the bottles. Yeah, let's go party. There's so many weird things about this. You guys don't like the conspiracies I know, but there's so many different things about like.
Starting point is 01:12:07 I don't have a conspiracy. There's no conspiracy. No, like even the press that were there. Like someone from CBS was there. He said they barely checked his ID that he just showed like a, a. screenshot of who he was. Yeah, they let a man. You know, I have a friend who does high level security
Starting point is 01:12:20 protection work. And you would be rather surprised at how, in many ways, unorganized it is. You think they would tighten up, though, when it's Trump. Yeah. Well, they do tighten up when somebody runs by you, he got caught. It just, he got caught.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Yeah, he didn't get anything done. Yeah, he got caught. Yeah, it's not like he was successful. At the end of the day. That's my thing. With these guys that are doing it, it's usually like these soft guys doing it, like you play it, you throw your whole life away. and you you weren't even close, Papa.
Starting point is 01:12:48 You hit a ground ball to the first base and you got tagged out. There's a lot of things like that in life. Like, like, there's a black belt. He's a teacher. I roll with sometimes. And like he'll, for the first, sometimes with those guys who are really good, like you're,
Starting point is 01:13:04 you're rolling with that guy and maybe for the first three minutes, it looks like he's having a time or something. You know, it's like you're getting maybe position or the best of them. And then he always ends up kind of, he always ends up catching you. You're getting choked out. Might take three minutes,
Starting point is 01:13:22 might take five minutes. It's the same kind of idea. Like, you can get through with a gun. There are layers that they've set up. You're getting brought to the ground. It's going to look good for a second. This one's an example of this guy's just an idiot and got caught.
Starting point is 01:13:36 He didn't really have a plan besides running. Right. Thought he was going to make it to the finish line. The kid that took the shot, though, He was just a bad shot. He also killed somebody. That's scary.
Starting point is 01:13:47 And somebody died. That one is way too close. Way too close for comfort. That's right. That's fucking bananas. That's right. And you heard about this guy not actually being shot? And the other guy on the golf course just got sentenced to life.
Starting point is 01:13:59 What were you saying to? Someone on some sort of like media panel said that he wasn't actually shot. He fell down and pretended that he was shot. No. He shot a secret service guy in the chest. Yeah. Who is wearing a non-offer. saying the guy, the assailant.
Starting point is 01:14:16 He didn't get shot. That's what I'm saying. No, he's fine. There's only one guy who got hit and it was one of the security. He'll be in jail for the rest of his life. Of course. What a, what a dumb one? And here's the thing, he's clearly a smart guy.
Starting point is 01:14:28 I went to Caltech. He's me sitting in that jail cell and in six years, be like, fuck. Of course. What was I doing? Of course. And he had the, like, the worst weapons. You got a letter to his students, you go study hard for your SATs.
Starting point is 01:14:38 The whole thing. It's like clearly like a decent dude, you know, to start. and then just got compromised by their crazy left rhetoric. And then now he believed he was in five years. Yeah. But he thought he was actually going to do something. He's going to be in his jail cell. I bet two years.
Starting point is 01:14:56 He's going to be sitting there being like, of course. Fuck, man. And your life's over about it. There's no redos. No. And you know his own family's the one who called the cops. Damn.
Starting point is 01:15:05 Because he sent them the manifesto too. And they were like, oh, say less. Call the cops as you should. God. I would snitch on you so fast. Me? Oh, yeah. You didn't even make it to DC.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Come on, dude. You're not, I'm trusting you. No. Imagine my call, I go, hey, I got a plan. No, imagine you calling me like, hey, guess where I'm at? I'm like, where are you? Like, Marlago. I thought you were in Hawaii.
Starting point is 01:15:29 No, no, no, no. I'm here to take him out. I'm like, oh, can you hang on a second? I got a call on the other end. Click 911. FBI. Hey, I get a friend. Yeah, he's a Marlago right now.
Starting point is 01:15:39 I'll send you his cell phone. I'll send you his picture at his profile. I'll send you his Instagram. I'll tell you the link to his location. hilarious Michael shit my wife and father my in law when it saw this
Starting point is 01:15:50 yeah so this honestly I didn't think much of it but Michael Jackson's movie it says record $97 million in the U.S. opening and $219 million globally Hey how did Theo's movie do with David Spade
Starting point is 01:16:01 Good because I think they paid 3 million to produce and everything and it's doing decent I haven't heard anything The opening weekend it made like 1.3 mil I mean obviously it's not fucking Michael Jackson No but they did all themselves which is awesome
Starting point is 01:16:18 I mean 1.6.5 I don't know what that means but neither do I well to break even then you make three but go to total gross earnings right now so that's just opening day so I'm typing gross
Starting point is 01:16:52 yeah it tends to fall off pretty quickly go to that chin that's a good boy flop that's good boys Not bus boys. Oh. Let's see what this says. Three million dollar budget. Then it says for reference,
Starting point is 01:17:20 Bert Kreishe's movie, The Machine Grows 5 million. Yeah, but he was in 2,400 theaters. It was a $29 budget. Yeah, and he was only $800. Yeah. And they didn't have a big backing of like machine,
Starting point is 01:17:33 I think was fucking, who was it? Big, big, big boy. Universal, some shit like that. For Burt's? I don't know, but I heard it was doing good, so. Hopefully it does good.
Starting point is 01:17:47 It's a weird business. Oh, plus Burtz was a $20 million budget. Yeah, exactly. But you wanted to do good so more people make them. Because if they lose their ass on this, more people aren't going to try. No, I'm proud of you. That's dope. No, dude, to take that risk is crazy.
Starting point is 01:18:03 That's awesome. Cool. This is another one. Surfer is hunted by mass shirt. What happens is they get curious and they follow you. How big is it? Let's see Yeah, they're probably trying to see if it's a seal
Starting point is 01:18:19 Sometimes they just follow you That guy's on an electric one It's a foil, yeah, it's propelled propeller I could be a dolphin See what the That's a shark, right? It might be a Oh, that thing is right on his ass, bro
Starting point is 01:18:40 I don't see it Oh, you don't see it Oh, God damn it I've been staring at this fucking door Let's go back No, no, no. Rewind it. I rewind it already, so watch,
Starting point is 01:18:50 watching this area. See it? Yeah. Look how fast that thing swims, man. Still going. Dude, you fall. It is game over. I think it's a dolphin.
Starting point is 01:19:13 His friend's a little too, who is that Dana White at the fucking shooting? That gets way too happy. Boy, you better be good on a board because you fall over. Even if that thing's friendly, it's going to take a chunk. just a
Starting point is 01:19:29 oh oh shit shark might be bored as fuck too why is he going the opposite way though if I'm not friend who knows how many there are in that fucking water guys got his legs in there probably so let's see what it
Starting point is 01:19:54 that's damn that's a pretty big fan bubble looks like it let's see what see what the comments say it's not a it's not a uh hold on The ads are like crazy.
Starting point is 01:20:09 Got the narrow. Big gray white. Yeah, in Santa Barbara, that's a great white territory. Keep going down. That's just summarizing. Hold on. Go back, go back, go back. That's just summarizing what we saw.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Yeah, go, go, go. 10 to 11 foot shark. Yeah, but is there any experts who could tell us whether it was shark or a... That's a shark, bubble. Well, the things... In this article is the shark, but I don't know. The fins way too large. be of. That's interesting, man.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Well, nothing happened, so. So this is, I guess, Trump, I'm sorry, Jimmy Kimmel reacting to Trump's. Oh, wow. He's double. I guess he had said those comments before this assassination which I didn't know. So, look, he's telling jokes. I'm never going to
Starting point is 01:21:06 come down on somebody for telling jokes. That ain't a joke, man. And there's been two assassination attempts before that. That's crazy to me. Now three. That, honestly, that's a But at the time of the joke, there was two. and he got hit in the air by a bullet. It's fucking...
Starting point is 01:21:20 And somebody was killed. It's crazy. It's shitty taste. Sometimes you wake up in the morning and the first lady puts out a statement demanding you be fired from your job. We've all been there, right? You've been there, right, Guillermo?
Starting point is 01:21:35 Yeah, sure. What a day. Every year they have a comedian Roost the Roon, the President, the Vice President members of the press, everybody got roast. I did it once. I hosted it. It was a lot of fun. But this year, they said, no comedian, We're bringing in a mentalist instead.
Starting point is 01:21:50 So on Thursday, three days before the event, in order to keep that cherished tradition alive, I did my own version of the correspondence dinner on my show. Again, this was Thursday, and there was no big reaction to it until this morning when I greeted the day facing yet another Twitter vomit storm. And a call to fire me from our first lady, Melania Trump, saying I should be fired
Starting point is 01:22:16 because of a joke I made, again, five nights ago. It was a pretend roast. I said our first lady, Malani is here. Look at her so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you'll have a glow like an expectant widow, which obviously was a joke about their age difference. Age difference. And the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together.
Starting point is 01:22:38 He didn't highlight it with age. He's a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I. It's not. I get the joke. It's not a bad joke. definition, a call to assassination, and they know that. I've been very vocal for many years speaking out of gas. I don't think they do, because there's no assassination attempts. In particular, but I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend, and probably every weekend, is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric
Starting point is 01:23:04 is something we should reject. I do, and I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it, because Donald Trump is allowed to say whatever he wants to say, as are you, and as am I, as are all of us, because under the First Amendment, I support free speech regardless. I don't talk about. And I support him telling a joke like that
Starting point is 01:23:26 because it wasn't, it wasn't within that context. Like that joke is, it's actually been done before. Did you see the whole bit, though? There's no context there of age? The idea is that there is an age difference and he's 80 and she's, you know, so I get it. That was what he was doing, you know. So you can.
Starting point is 01:23:46 be offended by it, but I still support Jimmy Kimmel for being able to make a joke about Donald Trump or anybody. You know, at the end of the day, I support it. I mean, I... I mean, you can do it. Doesn't mean you should keep your mainstream job. Yeah. It's a sensitive subject
Starting point is 01:24:03 in general, to your point, because it can be very easily misinterpreted to be, hold on, you know. He's been, people are really trying to kill him. Yeah, so if there is no assassination attempts on him, then that joke would have been fine.
Starting point is 01:24:18 Yeah. Because did you keep that same energy with Biden? Talk about somebody close to dying. Yeah. I mean, it's any day now. There was no age jokes with that. Yeah. The real question is I don't think he should be fired.
Starting point is 01:24:30 I think we, I think comedians have to be protected. Satara has to be protected even if you don't like it. I agree with that too. You know, now you're allowed to not watch it. You're allowed to do whatever you want, but. But didn't Disney who owns him, did they fire Gina Karano? Yeah, they did. They fired.
Starting point is 01:24:47 Gina Carano. So where's the energy? Where's the outspoken? Oh, they can say whatever they want. Right. Where's that one's Gina? I agree. But let them be assholes.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Let them be the fucking. Well, Gina lost her job. I know. But we have to, at the same time, you let Disney, who has totally de-wokified, by the way, because they were losing their ass. Let them do those dumb fucking things, lose lawsuits in the process, lose market share for being assholes. And then we over here say, I believe in free speech.
Starting point is 01:25:20 I support it even when I don't like the free speech. You know, I may not like Jimmy Kimmel or his comedy, but I'm not going to ask him to get fired. Maybe I won't watch it, but I think Jimmy Kimmel's allowed to make jokes. Sometimes they may be funny. Sometimes they may not. That joke itself without context is not bad. But, you know. What's this, Jen?
Starting point is 01:25:42 Yeah, this is pretty fascinating. So it's hard for me to tell if this is like sad. Tyor. So Ray J, Ray J. He's a funny guy. Yeah, and Ray J also had,
Starting point is 01:25:51 he's the guy who had sex with Kim Kardashian. Yeah, he's the original. And what they're, what they really don't want to see is the fact that mom and Kim, mom and Kim,
Starting point is 01:25:59 uh, made money on that, sold the sex tape. That's how she got famous. That's how she got famous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:05 Yeah. How about that? Have you ever seen it? Now that's your mom. Have you seen it? Yeah. That's your mom. And your mom goes,
Starting point is 01:26:13 hey, let's, let's, reshoot you in a porn. Yeah. Boy did it work out for them. Boy did it work out. But just understand that mom's willing to take her own daughter.
Starting point is 01:26:25 That mom's a beast. And make money on her daughter's sexual. Well, they built a billion dollar empire. Yeah. Yeah. Money is. I would deal it. Money is what it is.
Starting point is 01:26:33 Okay. But this is an interview with Cam Newton, interviewing Ray J. And this has something. That's why they didn't want people knowing, though. She doesn't exactly win mom at the year there. That's... I don't think you want your mom in a year award.
Starting point is 01:26:45 So he asked Ray Jay about. about sexuality. And I'll just play this. Talk about peanut butter, right? I'm not to have to eat that last time. And I just, because last time wasn't this time, but when you say, I'm going to knock you out and put you in my bed, that's... That means
Starting point is 01:27:00 I was going to sleep him and then put him in a bed with me. That's very suspect choice of words, brother. That's what I'm at. Either way, we accept you, bro. So I listen to like, Viggy Smalls. You like Viggy?
Starting point is 01:27:16 Are you a fan of Biggie? Can you just answer my question? I'm giving you an analogy to it. There's a, there's something to it. Can you answer yes or no and then go into that? Shout out to the Gagency. Yes. What does it matter if I'm gay or not?
Starting point is 01:27:32 It doesn't matter. I just asking a question. That's, I mean, okay. Do you feel attacked? Because I can change it. Absolutely, no, I love this. Okay. This is actually my favorite moment of me.
Starting point is 01:27:42 I promise you, when, when, when, you're... So people like people. When they leave here, we're all together. No, I think age is right, you know, and it's done, and it's a wrap
Starting point is 01:28:00 for the day. Everybody's going to do something. Everybody's going to go to their prospective places. Some people are going to go home, and I hate to say this, but it's just going to be grimy, but I'm sure there's people that go home, they got a dog. It's their favorite
Starting point is 01:28:17 dog. They stop by the store, grab some peanut butter. Right? Right. Go home, excited to see their dog. They put a bunch of peanut butter on their feet, the dog can lick it off. Some people even go further to watch TV on all fours. You can't. Have a little bit of peanut butter in the crack and enjoy their soul. And the dog is having a good time, right? I don't know what that is. It's not of my business. For the record, are you gay? How does it go there? It's like, what the fuck you? Wasn't Ray J.
Starting point is 01:28:54 bleeding out of his eyes? Was that who? Yeah, that was him. I thought he had weeks to live. Yeah, see, that's what I think he's doing some sort of weird and satire thing. The best is when he was,
Starting point is 01:29:03 you know, he's always promoted something. He's like, these glasses aren't breakable. He goes, they are. He goes, yeah, man. He goes, let me try and break him. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:29:09 He goes, James. Damn. Bring that up. He goes, oh, shit, man. You don't have to do all that. That's so good.
Starting point is 01:29:17 So good. Unbreakable. Ray J. Cracks. Play this. I just feel like you're so privileged with your products, man.
Starting point is 01:29:24 You're slapping the table. They're flying everywhere. You're tossing the glasses. They're unbreakable. They're unbreakable. Break them. Step on it right now. No, you step on them.
Starting point is 01:29:33 It's your product. You step on them. Speedy step on them. I can't do that. You can. I bet you I can break these. They're unbreakable. They're not unbreakable.
Starting point is 01:29:41 I love Rachel. Don't tell me the same thing. Don't challenge me, Ray. Listen. Don't challenge me, Ray. Listen, speedy, they're unbreak. Listen, speedy, they're unbreakable. They cannot break.
Starting point is 01:29:49 It's impossible. I don't care, but it's fine. It seems like edited, too. I don't know what's going on there. I love that motherfucker. I love him. Yeah, is he like a performance artist or what? I think that shit's funny, dude.
Starting point is 01:30:06 He's just so easy. It's unbreakable. It's, that's fine. I love that kind of just. Ray J is, he's an entertainer. He's got a high level of sense of humor. Oh, yeah. and it's great
Starting point is 01:30:18 they're on breakball that's fine this is weird so Andy Cohen kind of just made a remark about Joe Rogan here why because he endorsed Spencer Pratt who is a breath of fresh air
Starting point is 01:30:31 or should we stick with the same old fucking politicians in New York Andy let's see was your reaction to the news about Spencer Pratt running for mayor of L.A and that's Kristen Cavalry Rudy Jenner endorsing him
Starting point is 01:30:45 if anyone is qualified to be mayor of L.A. Absolutely. I was shocked, obviously, I think, at first, like, everybody else, but if you actually listen to him, he knows his stuff, he's very well spoken, of course Brody is going to endorse
Starting point is 01:31:01 him, that's his best friend, and I honestly could see him winning. People in California really are excited about him. By the way, kind of seems like he's going to win. I think so. I think so. I mean, you know, Karen Bass, like, she does not have a lot of people going for.
Starting point is 01:31:17 I could see him winning. He's got a lot of momentum. I think so. Rogan just endorsed him. Oh, Rogan, the great mind of the universe. Andy, you know how much smarter Rogan is than you, Bubba? And I like Andy. I've worked with Andy.
Starting point is 01:31:31 He's a smart dude. Rogan would run circles around him. Why do you think he hits him? He goes, F him. He's effing a B. I think maybe he was just, you know, I think, like, the idea was, I'm not going to vote for him just because Joe endorsed him. know and he's and he's kind of like a troll too right and he like no not really no he doesn't like rogan bubble how come he didn't like him who knows probably because he thinks he's like anti-gay and he's
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