The Fighter & The Kid - New Details on Shooter | TFATK Ep. 1048
Episode Date: December 12, 2024The guys take a deeper dive into the Luigi Mangione (UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter) details and talk Brendan's phone going off during the broadcast, the Jaime Foxx special, Hawk Tuah coin debacle, Bren...dan getting a Ford Excursion, other current events around the world and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order
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Yes we dead, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid
This is really the fighter and the kid
Come on baby
I like to get right into shit
Johnny come lately, how about, so for those of you who don't know that, don't live in SoCal
There's a massive fire bias in Malibu
And all night, nobody got sleep and cooling the kids
There's been helicopters all over the crib
Like Zero Dark 30 style, like rambling inambling the house because they're carrying things of water
Yeah, I mean rattling shaking the house all night long cheese. So then you turn on any news station. It's just fucking inferno
It's inferno Brian texts the group at nine o'clock gonna be a little late man. Apparently there's this fire
I guess and by the way, I'm driving along the coast and I'm looking at this massive plume of smoke.
I'm like, and then me, I'm like, huh, interesting.
I'll head that way.
Smart.
And I'm heading that way.
Tell everyone like, hey dude,
you're gonna get caught in the craziest shit.
But the Tesla doesn't on the maps,
like on your navigation. It doesn't.
I was like, hey guys, a little heads up.
Does it not talk like this?
Hey everybody, there's a fire.
Be safe out there.
Excuse me.
Dude, look at that right there.
Wow.
Oh, the Paiume area.
Damn.
Yeah, it's right there.
Right by Pepperdine there.
I looked at a house there a long time ago.
Right by Pepperdine there.
Damn.
Jeez.
And then High Winds.
Yeah, Pepperdine's on fire.
Guys, I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Let me just say this.
Well, hold on, with High Winds, where we're at like we've had to cancel shows before
The chances of this power getting shut off in the studio
While we're you know, while we're doing this podcast right now not live for you guys, but while we're doing it live
I would say 90% chance power gets shut off. Can I tell you something golden hours? Fuck?
Let me tell you something right now. Like I'm really I've had some very close calls with my life right now.
Okay, not just this fire, because right now I could get singed.
Well, no, it's not that close to it.
Well, you never know.
The winds could take it right here.
Okay, so number one, I'm kind of like, my life, our life is semi in danger.
And, and as I said before before I was in Towson
My Airbnb was in Towson and that shooter lives there now. That's dangerous
I know you think you would have took you out dude for your money. I mean I I went to the Whole Foods there
You know he's been there because he comes from money
So it's like he's a McDonald's guy. Well, okay. I was I saw McDonald's there
So the point is any of the news on him either. No you went you did I know you like these guys
Yeah, that's why I wake up and like the deep dive on this stuff
Yeah, I got I gotta get some apparently this kid smart kid wicked smart kid
Clearly his hero is the Unabomber but he Ted Kaczynski. Mm-hmm, but apparently his family
He became estranged from his family
He got a back injury like a really bad back injury, and they did surgery, I guess, and
didn't help.
And since then, it just mentally broke him.
And I guess he was saying, like, he can't have any physical contact with women because
his back's so fucked up.
Like, he can't have sex.
So that just drove him crazy.
Look at that.
Are those really his screws?
Yeah.
Well, first of all, those are the biggest screws I've ever seen in my fucking life.
What's going on there?
What is that?
Hold on, I don't believe that's a real picture.
That's just a x-ray, Brian, let me.
But, Bubba, look at how those screws are.
Look what his friend says here.
He even said it was like these crazy big screws.
Yeah, apparently he just couldn't.
So, I have a friend who's a spine surgeon and he told me, don't I do. He said,
don't the one thing you want to avoid is screws in
your back. Cause it causes so much pain. And
doctors get, doctors get kickbacks. Some of them
get kicked back for using those fucking screws.
Yeah. So, but back to him, apparently this kid did that and never got fixed.
So he was agonizing pain all the time and couldn't be intimate with women and it drove
him crazy.
Like legit crazy.
So he didn't speak to his family for at least a year.
His friends and family on his social media reached out like, K, hope you're okay.
His one like best friend was a K-man trying to plan the wedding.
You committed to it. What's going on get back to us. He's in Hawaii
Here's here's what's
fucking baffling to me
We know more about this kid
Who shot the healthcare CEO? Oh, we knew more about him in 30 minutes
Then we do
The individual that tried to assassinate
the president.
We still don't know too much.
We know more about this kid.
Yeah.
The only thing I can think of is it's an ongoing investigation, but why wouldn't we know?
What's ongoing, Brian?
Right.
Hold on.
What do you mean?
What's ongoing?
No, it's not.
His body got cremated less than 24 hours.
There's no evidence.
There's nothing. Is that not fucking weird? I know you trust that's no evidence, there's nothing.
Is that not fucking weird?
I know you trust the guy.
Is that not crazy to you?
Kill the healthcare CEO, and I mean,
I know way more than I should about this
than I've ever met.
That random dude that took a shot at a president-elect
and got a shot off, we don't hear shit.
Is that not weird?
Yeah, weird.
They got his manifesto, they got his gun,
they got his social media, they have family, friends.
Have you heard a single word about this kid
who shot our president in the fucking air?
It's not funny.
Friends, family, anything?
No.
You could say a certain-
That's all normal though?
You could say a certain thing about the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Yeah.
You know?
It's like-
Weird.
It's like they all have something come?
Yeah.
Isn't it weird though?
It's very weird.
It's very weird.
But yeah, this kid, it's fucking heartbreaking, man.
But now here's what's interesting.
This dude, like the fucking Night Stalker, has just a huge fan base that are rooting
for him.
Oh my God.
There's like science that free this fucking Luigi kid.
But dude, those screws are astonishing to me.
Like maybe the pain had him on all kinds of drugs.
It just never got better.
So when you're dealing with severe back pain.
Who does that to somebody?
What is that?
There's a lot of people that get that done, but his just didn't take you.
I mean, I've never seen screws that big.
That looks really weird.
Yeah, but you're right about doctors trying to get you, trying to do surgery.
They were saying to me, you have, I'm telling you, you have to do it.
Have to have like, no, just tell me any other
person, but that's how they make their money.
I know, I knew it right away.
You just gotta be smart about it.
Like, people are, you know, it's just an educational thing.
Like, if you're not privy to it, it's like,
but that's how they make money.
It's like walking in Best Buy, like,
you believe they tried selling me fucking TV, man?
It's like, you're in Best Buy.
But who thinks that that's not gonna be in pain
all the time, like, what the fuck are they doing?
There's so much pain. There's some people that do that, and they're not in pain. Yeah, I know people like that's not you do. Yeah
Yeah, I know people that have those huge screws
Yeah, and sometimes that's why they get away with it helps it. Yeah, sometimes it helps
Yeah, but for him it didn't take who knows what happened. Who knows if it was a botched surgery. That looks like a joke
I mean, I don't, I can't believe it.
I'm sure there's other ways you can deal with it. You know,
the PRP stem cells, you go down to Tijuana.
God damn.
When anybody tells me, like my buddy Mike at, uh, no limit
diesel, he has a horrible knee. He had a bad knee issue, horrible
shoulder. I'm like, don't, and he was like, yeah, the tummy
have to be surgery. I'm like, don't do it, dude. Yeah. Call
the Tijuana place, call them. See what they say before
you do anything. Surgery should be our last.
100%. I agree. 100%.
This kid, you think about that CEO would probably
still be alive if you, if this kid went down to
Tijuana. And so, Nas, weren't you saying he was
wearing some jacket and it's like sold out?
Yeah. Was it a drive fast?
Whatever, like olive green jacket he had on.
Was it a drive fast? I think it was. So I think. out yeah whatever like olive green
I think it was I think what if he won the
mustard is that a woman I do you want
the mustache I have some bad and good
news there's a winner but unfortunately
can't pick the carbs that goes to his
family that he's a strange from how did
I pass that this back to surfing is that
what it was?
Yeah.
No, I just, no, what I heard is like, I don't know how he injured his back, but he tried
to go surfing afterwards.
And then it was just, he was in pain for like weeks after.
But apparently he got a really bad frame of mind.
That's why he got the surgery.
Because he was telling his buddies like, dude, I can't even have sex.
Like it hurts too bad.
Like I can't be intimate with women.
People don't get like my, my mom's uncle's the head of like all spinal and neurology
Oh boy. Oh boy. He's the first one to say like do not cut. Oh yeah. And he's like he's been
he's the head of the department and he'll always tell people do not cut. You would rather live at
a level of three pain the rest of your life then cut and end up with an
eight. See I thought it was something in the medical field I said it was like his
grandma something maybe they took off life support something that made him
super upset. Yeah. I listened to his speech because he went valedictorian at school.
I listened to his speech. Really? Normal kid. He wasn't compromised then. Normal kid.
No I think that he he might have just gone crazy.
There's a thing, young people, young men,
schizophrenia and stuff like that kicks in
when they're in their 20s.
See, I don't think that's, I don't think it's-
Maybe the drugs he was taking.
No, I don't think it's any of that.
I think he's under a lot of pain
and then when it becomes a women,
for sure, shut your phone off,
I've only been podcasting 13 years.
Not my phone, it's your phone off on the podcast in 13 years my phone
Slap me slap me
I'm sorry, dude. God. Damn it. When has that ever happened?
When has that ever happened?
What has that ever fucking happened? That's great. And I'm gonna slap the person calling me slap him. It's not my wife
God, damn it. I'm gonna slap down. No, don't slap the dog. Sorry, you're right. I gotta take it on something. He says he had pain for years, but it doesn't say
exactly how he got it. Friends I've revealed had been dealing with severe back pain for years. It can make you crazy.
Make you crazy and just be like, and everything's dark, like, fuck this world. And then you can't
hook up with chicks. So then you wouldn't call him an incel, right? Usually incel, because it's not like
he hated women. Clearly women like him, he just can't bust nuts.
There's something, so that's a good looking boy right there okay? And there's something
about a kid, so there are a couple things I would say. One, now if I have really bad
back pain I'm not going to get a silencer and shoot somebody in the back okay? It's
a whole different thing, I don't know what's going on there, but there is something about, right?
Like, my fucking, my damn back is killing me.
I don't know if I can do this.
You know, like, I don't know.
I'm gonna scour the earth looking for a solution.
You know what's gonna help my back?
Killing a fucking random CEO.
I'll tell you what, doesn't help your back.
Sitting in that jail cell, son, you think,
oh, and you think you're gonna get proper care medication? That ain't gonna, that's exactly. Yeah. It ain't gonna work out. It ain't gonna,
but also it's, it also, he comes from a well off family. They probably, you know, cause that
Tijuana stuff, it's not cheap, but they could afford it. They send them to school. That's
$40,000 a year in Baltimore. So they can afford it. When you're a good looking boy you come from money and you're the valedictorian
of your class you assume your life is blessed and touched and everything is going to be amazing
then you got a back injury and you're in pain constantly and you're taking drugs and you know
sometimes it'll fuck your whole like the contract you signed in your head with the universe gets torn up.
And now you're like, oh, this shouldn't be happening to me.
How dare this happen to me?
I'm gonna fucking hurt the world, you know?
What's that great way of saying when writers say,
you know what the difference between a villain and a hero is?
A hero is, so both the villain and the hero
get hurt by the world, right?
So the Batman loses his parents in front of him,
gets his parents killed in front of him, right?
And then the Joker gets his face burned or whatever.
So what's the difference?
The hero says, the world hurt me and I'm gonna make sure
nobody ever gets hurt by the world again,
the way it hurt me.
The villain says, the world hurt me and now I'm gonna make sure nobody ever gets hurt by the world again, the way it hurt me. The villain says the world hurt me
and now I'm gonna hurt the world.
That would be the idea.
Look at him, good looking kid, man.
Enjoy that back sitting on that prison bed.
Dude, it ain't gonna help.
But if you're upset at the world,
then you get compromised,
you're reading the manifesto from Ted Kaczynski,
which I've read, man, and did one bad break.
It's compelling.
The guy has some legit points,
especially when you look at Tesla and all this shit and AI.
He was saying AI.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some legit points, just a madman and murdered people,
so he's a bad guy, but genius.
This kid had a crazy IQ as well,
so I'm sure he related to the Unabomber in that sense.
And then you have this super darkness because you're always hurt and then you can't bust
nuts and you're an attractive dude.
So I guess you roll up on it.
But to kill someone?
Come on, dude.
I mean, if I'm like in insane crazy pain, guess who I'm going to kill?
Your dog. Myself.
Yeah, of course.
Or the doctor that put the screws in.
No. No.
No, you'd get to end the pain.
Cause I could see that happening.
Cause for him, your pain's gonna get worse, dude.
Also that CEO had nothing to do with your back.
You're fucking with that guy's family too.
Everyone that loves him.
Like you can't do that to someone else.
Also that guy's not,
that guy's not recommend that doctor.
He had nothing to do with the screws is not that guy's not recommend that doctor did nothing to the screws
No, he's just had but but also dude you you come for money
So there's other avenues you could have took to figure this back pain out your back pains gonna be so bad in prison
Oh my god, you know what the beds are like at Pelican Bay, son. Yeah, I was gonna say they're not they're not memory foam, but
You know, you're not your backs, bud. You know?
You're not going to have a post-traumatic back pain.
Oh, you think you have back problems now?
You just pulled landscaping duty, bud.
You know?
That's how that goes.
And also, people get raped in jail.
He's a good looking guy.
That's going to give him crazy back pain if he's going to get hurt.
That's going to hurt.
Yeah, you're going to have to lay down and take it.
Yeah, nobody, when they're taking you from behind, nobody's going, you're back okay on this? No, not in prison. No, they lay down and take it. Yeah, nobody nobody's nobody when they're when they're when they're taking you from behind
Nobody's going you're back. Okay. Yes. No, I'm president. No, they're not gentlemen about you have to lay down
They think about there's limp fish. She's bad. Fuck, you know, and then you get that label
Yeah, you already have mental issues god damn and you're limp fish in prison. It's gonna be a bad time for him
It is
And it should be yeah, it should be
It is. And it should be.
Yeah.
It should be.
If you think you're uncomfortable now, dude, oof.
And who knows what your fucking cellmate's like.
It feels like he just actually went crazy.
He looks a little crazy.
His face, he looks torn, he looks crazy.
Jokers smile.
I mean, anybody who writes a manifesto is not...
If you caught me with a manifesto,
you'd be like, Brian, what's going on here?
A manifesto is a good sign of madness.
It just is.
Sinazi, have you written a fan letter yet to him?
Well, first off, no.
But how many pages does it have to be
to be considered a manifesto?
I would say one page.
Just one?
Yeah.
Just a one off?
Yeah, like that trans in the Nashville shooting.
Have you seen that manifesto?
No.
Yeah, there's one.
It's out there.
They'll hide it from us because it doesn't push the agenda.
And so this is just, it's not a suicide note.
What's the difference between a manifesto and a suicide note?
Well, manifesto is like why we did it. Yeah, manifesto is is is stating your your ideology,
your cause. Trying to create a revolution. So you're confessing. It's your argument for what's wrong.
Usually it's your argument. It's your justification of why you committed the murder. It's what's wrong
with the world and how you're and it's basically why you're doing it
There you go a written document document that publicly declares the intention views or motives of why they did it
So there's no need for attorneys or lawyers after this no no you've said why you did it you've admitted to doing it
Insanity yeah, I would imagine. No, see, I argue no.
If you have the ability to sit down and write something
that's legible and understandable
and you preemptively meditated it, how are you crazy?
That's what the prosecution is gonna say.
Yeah.
The prosecution is saying.
He's getting life no matter what.
This will be death penalty.
So the reason they plead is.
You think you did that in California?
Oh, that was in New York.
It's in New York, yeah.
They don't have the death penalty.
No, they're super woke bitch there.
But still, so the argument would be
if it's like life or death, you know?
Yeah.
If they say he's crazy, he'll just get life.
He's not getting out ever.
Like his life's fucked, including his back.
Yeah.
Including his back.
His back's gonna get blown out in prison, man.
Yeah.
They might fix it.
Cause he has a pinch of nervous,
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Wealthy Baltimore family, so that's the other thing so you come from a family with money
You would think you'd go to see the best doctors for whatever your situation is
He said he wanted to separate himself from from that. He didn't like that. Oh, he doesn't like money either
He just doesn't like to pay so you're that what yeah, he doesn't like being part of that family. Well, he clearly isolated and something snapped in his head.
Yeah, they didn't talk to him after the surgery except for like eight months.
No one heard from him.
It's really weird.
And they filed him missing like in November?
I have a thought that he probably would have gone crazy regardless.
I think this sounds like this kid had a schizophrenic break.
I think he's a paranoid schizo.
Reg's been a bad dude too.
We always chalk up mentalists and everything. Like, oh, this poor kid, was he on antidepressants? I think he's a paranoid. Reg's been a bad dude too. Like we always chalk up mentalists and everything.
Like oh this poor kid, was he on antidepressants?
I don't give a fuck.
I think he could just be compromised
and he's a smart kid and thought this was gonna
start a revolution, which A, you gotta be a little crazy
to think that.
Yeah.
He's always probably been a little different.
That's why I think he's probably crazy.
You also gotta be a little bat shit crazy
to isolate from your family.
Yeah, that's what I mean though.
That is not normal behavior though.
That is mental.
There's something going on mentally.
I think.
You had friends though?
Validatory?
No, I'm saying.
But so again, I have a little experience with this.
I had a friend who had a break.
Again, you have a lot of friends.
Yeah, but we found out that he had-
Did he have manifesto? He didn't, but what happened was he
kind of went crazy, right?
So he called my friend and he goes, he was in our group, like in New York.
And he called our friend and he goes, Hey man, uh, such and such father,
father is trying to kill me.
And we were like, what?
My buddy was like, huh?
He's like such and such his father is trying to kill me and I need to hide out your place
for a while.
And it was all this weird shit.
So then we find out that he actually had these tumors in his brain, but they were benign.
And the doctor was like, no, I wouldn't do that.
That's not what it was.
I was like, well, it is what it was.
You know, I mean, how do you know it's not what it was?
You know?
And then he kept having these breaks.
He would have these like,
like we would just find him like comatose.
He'd be standing on the street corner,
like, like in front of my friend's place.
Those tumors like pressing on something
on the front of the world.
He would just be standing like this, on the street.
My buddy called, found him on the street like this
and just staring with his mouth open. My buddy had to bring him upstairs.
Again, it's like, what the fuck is going on?
Then he'd sleep, he'd come out of it.
And then he got
glioblastoma, he got a brain tumor,
and he died 15 months later.
So he had the nine ones, then he had a, you know.
So you don't know, man.
It's like sometimes people's fucking, they just, they're, they just, we had a guy I played football with.
He was a senior when I came in, his name's Justin Bannon,
stud fucking captain of the team.
One of the toughest guys you ever meet went on to play.
I think for the Raiders and the Bills, like stud,
damn got some CT was lived in Boulder.
His CT and drugs flared up.
He had a case.
He thought Russian spies were going to attack him. He got some CT was living in Boulder, his CT and drugs flared up.
He had a case.
He thought Russian spies were going to attack him.
He got paranoid, ran into a yoga studio in Boulder
and shot a yoga instructor.
What?
She survived.
He shot her in the shoulder.
She survived, but he got attempted murder.
And I think he got life.
He's in prison now.
Sad story.
Yeah. Yeah, man. That's good. that's the kind of shit that'll happen.
I really think, like, I never forgot what that guy Robert Sobolewski said.
He's a scientist.
He said, we are going to find in 20 years, we're going to go, God, remember how we were
judging that Mangione guy?
He had this in his brain.
You know, he had something.
Something made him snap, you know?
And we're going to learn that. Because this is not normal behavior. Mangione guy, he had this in his brain. You know, he had something, something made, something made him snap, you know,
and we're going to learn that because this is not normal behavior.
That's why I was like, for your boy, like who knows what was going on in his head?
Who knows?
And your boy had CTE and a lot of guys that I noticed, and you probably can speak
to this, a lot of dudes who have CTE or have whatever it is, they tend to
self-medicate, they start self-medicating, right?
They'll take pills.
They'll take, there's a lot of, there's a lot of drug use and alcohol use.
And maybe it's just kind of-
It's tough to nail down too, because in order to be that type of athlete, like
whether you're, you know, a top level football player, division one, whether
you're a UFC fighter, like you gotta, you're like, we take chances, like we, we, we don't play by the same rules. Most other, you gotta, we take chances.
We don't play by the same rules most other
regular people play by.
So when people are like, oh man, insert whoever,
Conor McGregor, man, you believe he does coke?
What?
You're talking about one of the greatest ever, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think you get to that level by just drinking
green juice?
And level with violence.
No, he's gonna think think he thinks outside the box.
No, I mean, like, are you here all time?
All this, like I knew this NFL player, uh, who invested in flying cars.
Like he got his, his guaranteed money and put all of them flying cars.
And this was in 2007.
Who did that?
Some guy, I don't want to say his name and you're just like, Oh, that's crazy.
But yeah, but you're not, no, he's not crazy.
He's just, like your favorite athlete, your UFC fighter.
They take risks.
They're extremists.
They're impulsive.
Everyone's extremists, man.
Of course.
Now you can chalk it up and say, oh, it's mental health
or these guys have CT.
No, they're just wild fucking people.
You happen to know who they are.
They do wild shit for a living.
So they make wild decisions.
Yeah, they make a lot of wild fucking decisions.
No, they're not mentally ill, no it's not CT,
they've been that way since they were kids.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Some people are just assholes.
Yeah. Right?
Yep.
Yeah, some people exhibit antisocial behavior
from a very young age.
The thing about this kid is he didn't, right?
From what we see.
This kid seemed to have friends.
He doesn't have a prior record of being,
but also, yeah, I don't know.
So he might have gone,
that's why I think he probably went crazy.
Something happened where this doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna get a silencer.
Still calculated though, that's the thing.
It's not like he just ramly ran up, shot the guys head off like a, he knew we
were staying, he got there early, plant has escaped, planned everything.
Flew from Hawaii to here.
Like clearly an educated, smart dude pulling this off.
But then also left his cell phone, left his backpack.
Didn't use gloves.
He's not a veteran assassin.
So he made some mistakes.
And also wore a mask.
No one really knew who he was.
And then apparently he went to a Starbucks or McDonald's.
There's an attractive girl and he lowered the mask.
And that's how they found out where he was.
They can just follow those cameras.
So they found him at the, you're talking about the first time when he put the mask down.
Put the mask down.
That's when they flirt with the chick.
That's when they know it was him.
That's how they identified him. Yeah. But McDonald's, they didn't notice him, but he pulled down the mask on put the mask that's when they yeah they flirt with the chick That's when they know it was a sign identified him. Yeah, but McDonald's they didn't notice him
But he pulled down the mask to take a bite of the burger
Yeah, a witness saw it and that's a guy told McDonald's employee. I think that's how they identified him is a hot because
Working at Starbucks. She's like damn girl. She went. Let me see that face. Laura Massey went. Oh this face boom gotcha
chicks a get you, man.
If he was gay, probably not caught.
Let me know your mass bitch, please keep your mask on, bro.
Jakes got him to lower the mask, man.
But I mean, all chicks downfall of all men. There are a couple of cameras in New York city.
Downfall of every man.
Am I right?
We got to, you got to blame the girl.
Yeah.
Blame the chicks.
That's what happens.
Another one.
Another soldier fall. You've bit the apple
You know what I'm saying? We'd still be in paradise
Even though you're on the run for murder killing a mega millionaire CEO
Do we know why he chose that guy? Also dude why are you flirting? You can't bust nuts with your back. Right. Well did it say you can't
Bust nuts or it just hurts. No you can't like you like you can't hip thrust. But also just lay down and let them do the work, dude.
That's all.
You ever done the popcorn, baby?
That's all.
Lay down on your back, popcorn.
The what?
Popcorn.
Why this CEO?
Hip thrust.
Was there something about this guy?
Well, cause he's the head of that healthcare company
that I'm sure that he runs.
The $21 healthcare company.
I'm a little more confused than what the popcorn is.
You lay down and just pop your hips.
You lay down and let the women do the work, you just pop, thrust your hips.
But you can't do that because it's a groove.
See, he's never heard of it either.
Brendan will make up some expressions.
It's like the Groundhog game where you hit them.
What?
You ever played Happy Hippo?
Yeah, whack a mole.
Little whack a mole.
You're the mole on the bottom. You can whack that mo girl. Oh
There's the ball. Oh wacky girl. Yeah, he could have done that. See he's just talking
That makes it feel sick yeah, I don't know that guy's fucked though
Yeah, I don't know. That guy's fucked though. Jamie Foxx special came out last night.
I love, I love, I love how he-
Of course we did it. Midnight.
I love his marketing thing.
What was it?
Floatin' the rumor that he got poisoned by P.D.
Oh yeah.
And everybody's like, I want to watch this now to see cause apparently he said that.
Oh that's the only reason I want to watch it. Apparently he talked about it, right? So everybody's like I want to watch this now to see cuz apparently that's the only reason I want to watch
Apparently he talked about it right so everybody's like let's watch this or anything chin. No talking about he says in the special
Do you hon did you watch it? Uh-huh you did not watch it now or special?
I did you didn't know there's fires not street. I did watch but I did watch didn't watch the special. Okay
I didn't why why okay?
I didn't watch even one second of it, but my wife did, and my wife said that he said,
well, look at my hair.
Well, that's a problem.
Holy fuck.
That's a problem with my hair.
Okay, don't worry about that stuff.
No, no, but he said,
oh, that's a rumor on the internet.
So he got us, he got us.
What?
Yep.
He got us.
He goes, no, that never happened,
that was a rumor on the internet.
You wanna watch this?
Did he get edited out?
Cause the live audience said it's in there.
It never, no, that's, well that was a whole.
That was the whole scam.
The whole scam to get you to watch his special.
Smart.
That's kind of a bummer.
Can we watch the trailer, Chin?
Sure.
We can't play it though.
Condition of actor Jamie Fox though. What had happened was...
Wow. We all got gamed!
Dude, can we, how about the, we haven't even talked about the Hawk To A Girl.
Is anyone familiar with this? Or are you all boomers? Yeah, but I did it, I was like, look,
if you're gonna take your financial advice... Hold on, hold on, before you jump in, pretend people don't know what we're talking about.
Huk2oGirl launches a meme coin, right?
And everyone invested in it, and then it comes out like, but see, I give her some grace there.
I don't think she's behind it.
There's all those scares.
No, I didn't look at her and go, she's a crypto mastermind.
It's also on you.
It's like if you go to psychic or there's snake oil, that's why those people don't get arrested. The cops go, yeah, dumbass, it's on you, it's like if you go to Sidekick or there's snake oil, that's why those people
don't get arrested.
The cops go, yeah, yeah, dumbass, it's on you.
It's not a crime for you to be stupid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she puts her name behind a crypto coin, you invested in it and lost your money?
What?
What?
Get the fuck out of here.
But this should be a rude awakening to her her you don't have the right team around you
Yeah, that means your team said to do that a sign her
Probably yeah, I'm pretty sure that's her team. I
Don't think that's the team that did the crypto. They might people they might
Know if they the CAs only trust me
I know this he is only gonna look if they get a portion of so if her manager brought it CAs going
We're out of it.
Or they, they were in cahoots together and did the deal together.
Who knows who did the deal.
Somebody made a lot of money.
She should fire them.
Cause they're not looking out for your best interest.
And also she's been the darling of 2024, right?
Can do no wrong.
And then this negativity, people are looking for her to fall.
Like that's all they're waiting on.
Yeah.
I think it's great.
She keeps going as a man, you know, does her podcast. Like most of
these people just fall off after two weeks. She
was doing the damn thing.
She's, she's having a good sense of humor. She's
a silly little goose, you know, but it's like, I,
I don't blame her. Like,
She also didn't ask to be famous. Real quick,
everybody mad. You made her famous.
That's right.
True.
And then, and then you actually,
Oh, here you go.
Okay.
Dude, you know you're fucked coffee. Zilla's on your ass
Hey
Is one of the most miserable horrible launches I've ever seen in my life. Okay, then why the fuck are you on?
I've been tracing it on chain for a while you guys generated
Over a million dollars in fees while y'all fans got rug pulled
There was snipers but there was
also insider trading directly linked to y'all's creator account. What are you
guys doing? No, no, no. That's not true. That's not true. That's a fact.
It's a fact and you can see it on chain. Yeah, we know. We trust me. We were
there. We could answer that.
You know about the insider trading?
No, there's no insider trading.
How much did y'all get doing a pre-sale?
How much did y'all make? And y'all made millions on fees from this little scheme.
Who's making millions of dollars on fees from this rubbish?
That's not a scheme.
Who made the money? You have any answers? I have questions. I'm raising my hand.
Yeah, that guy, there was some bullshit going on. Don't take a live call with Coffeezilla.
Those two, if it's her and her boyfriend on that call,
don't take a live call with Coffeezilla.
Oh, that's your boyfriend?
Yeah.
You better have your ducks in a row.
Yeah, and also-
We can answer that, man.
There's no insider trading.
He's like, no, I'm literally looking at it.
You can see insider trading. Yeah. Who got paid? But we can answer that man. There's no insider trading. He's like, no, I'm literally looking at it You can see insider trading. Yeah who got paid but we can answer that then answer it. Yeah, so, you know what?
That doesn't look good for her
I'm not gonna defend her or that guy cuz they somebody knew exactly what they were doing and I don't think she's like the
Mastermind behind it. No, she wasn't but she went along with it
Dude, if you're investing in crypto from this, is it crypto?
What the fuck is it?
I don't know.
That word crypto for a girl who got famous for spitting on dicks.
Do you think it's a smart move that it didn't work out for you?
Yeah.
Well, people who bought this are retarded, ridiculous and stupid, but, um,
a hundred percent that this was a scam,
clearly a scheme and a scam.
But how did we see this go on?
How many times?
Is that illegal?
Do they get in trouble for that?
Is that fraud or?
Yeah.
So there's a, it should be just crypto is new.
So are they regulating it like others?
Like didn't Logan Paul get in trouble for the same similar things?
Yeah.
Why, why is this going on so frequently?
Cause it's like a new form of money. I sound
like such a boomer. I don't know. I know crypto is like a cloud money scheme.
Could also consider criminal charges such as modern laundering and wire fraud if there's
any evidence pointing to financial misconduct.
So that's why she has lawyers.
Yuri Brzov, a partner law firm, digital and analog parties,
explained that the United States Security Exchange Commission
could launch civil charges or securities fraud.
But if it's criminal charges, then she could.
This is where her team fucked up.
Girl, stay out of crypto.
I know what the fuck you're doing.
How are you not on OnlyFans' sucking dick?
If Welch's team possessed non-public information.
You got famous for spitting on cocks and crypto.
If Welch's team possessed non-public information
about the token's launch or had prearranged strategies
to sell significant portions of the supply,
leading to the token's price collapse,
such actions could be scrutinized under fraud
or market manipulation statutes.
Yeah.
Well, you know, you'll fuck around and find out.
So remember Martha Stewart, that was insider trading too, right?
Yeah.
Which went to jail?
Less so, not really.
She got fucked by the very ambitious James Comey,
turns out to be a, you know.
Just call up Nancy Pelosi, she gets away with it.
Yeah, no shit.
Comey's a fraud.
Alrighty. Okay. It's a fraud. Alrighty.
Okay.
That's a rough one.
Hey, here's a question.
When do you guys start your Christmas shopping?
Like, when's the normal time to start this?
Joanna started in October.
October?
Yep.
Wow.
That's when Black Friday starts.
So, okay, October, great.
But you're married, so, you know.
Bry?
What?
He doesn't do any Christmas shopping.
What?
He doesn't do any Christmas shopping.
He doesn't know there's a fire right now.
No, I gotta get that.
When do you start Christmas shopping?
He doesn't do any of it.
I haven't done any.
His wife does all of it.
Your wife does it all?
Yeah, I gotta get, but I gotta buy my wife something.
Yeah, so when is that gonna happen, though?
I gotta get on it.
I can't stand these people that wait till like the 24th.
That's him.
Why dude?
Then you can't stand Brian.
Do you like anxiety?
I'm bad with this stuff.
I have a mental block with presence.
Even what about the kids?
I have a traumatic childhood around me.
Have you met Brian Callan?
Oh, you've only been around a year.
Longer, but yeah. Has been longer than a year. No, but I'm, you've only been around a year. Longer, but yeah.
Has it been longer than a year?
No, but I'm, you're right, I'm bad.
I gotta, no, I'm gonna, no, I got the kid stuff.
My wife did.
You did it.
Your wife did.
I asked if that hurt.
Have you met Brian?
He's not buying gifts, he's not going to fucking
Toys R Us and shit.
Well, I heard a couple fighting in Target yesterday.
Fuck yeah.
And the wife was just like, I just don't know why
you can't get your shit together. And the husband's like, I just don't know why you
can't do it since I'm making all the money. Fair point husband.
And I was like, fair argument, fair argument. I think it's a very fair argument.
Yeah, that's, that's dim the rules. That's how it goes.
And that's what she was saying. And she was like, oh, so I'm just supposed to have
everything for Christmas ready to go? Yeah, that's right.
Yes. That's right. Because he's working his ass off so you can afford those gifts.
I felt bad, but I agreed.
And with Joanna, like I don't surprise her with gifts.
I'm like, what do you want?
And then she gets it and I'm like, all right, wrap it.
And then she does, what do you want?
I want these, some truck parts.
She didn't know what the, I just get that and then give to me early.
Cause I need it now.
My daughter's great.
My daughter's like cash.
I want cash.
Smart.
Yeah.
For her age, cash.
And I asked like Tiger, I'll know what Tiger and Bossy want. So I'll get their
gifts ahead of time. I got him these custom gloves that they
wanted. So they already came. So I get them those. Then Bossy's
in a drawing. So I saw this cool drawing thing for kids on
TikTok. Bought that. He said. Oh, the projector thing. Yeah.
Yeah, I saw that too. Yeah, he said. And that TikTok shop,
you're like, it's like 1123
Like it's 11 bucks. Just get it even if it's garbage
Yeah, yeah take that shop they make it easy too and they know what I like
Like I bought a fucking I bought all sorts of car shit off there man
Cuz you just do it it's easy check out too comes right to you. Yeah
pretty quick
Pretty good. What's you have I'm gonna give you five seconds
To answer this question. All right any car you want one one thousand two one thousand three one thousand four one thousand five No, we just dropped. I don't
Are we nine years old any car you can have any car truck you want? I
Mean I have a I'm working on them. Yeah, I got them.
One 1,000, two 1,000, three 1,000.
A 2003 6.0 Power Stroke Excursion, lifted.
Yeah, with a built motor, man.
Yeah, you have five seconds out.
Well, it's too long to explain it, but five seconds.
I don't make the rules.
Did you see the new one?
The new truck?
I'm walking out yesterday and I go, what is that?
Oh, Brandon got a new Excursion. A new truck. I'm walking out yesterday and I go, what is that? Oh, Brandon got a new excursion.
A new one.
Well, it's not new, but yeah, it's a used.
You can't get them new.
They don't make them anymore.
So you got an excursion.
Huge.
Ultimate dad ride.
Huge.
Oh my god.
I can't resize enough, not the truck for you.
I mean, is it giant? If there there's a thousand cars and trucks this
would be dead last on your list is it huge yeah I know you gas gives them
what did you do it to it do you just put I'm done anything yeah I put wheels and
tires on it and then I got a new turbo for my boy Mike at no limit that I put
on tomorrow an excursion yeah ultimate. Ultimate dad ride. Two bench seats. With a, with a, what is, what is it? Now it's the side. It's got a turbo in it? Yeah,
turbo diesel. But it, uh, 6.0 built motor hauler. But, um, me and my boy Bruno at
Sig Motorsports putting it together. God, that's a huge truck. That's it. That's,
that's my truck right there. That's my exact truck. It's literally that tall. Yeah, I don't get that. Not for you, dude
Not for you, that's a large truck, bro. Here's the thing though back in the day, right?
Oh, this is so big, you know, Suburbans are longer the new Suburbans longer. Yeah
Yeah, that's the market version was the big right Hummers are so wide so heavy
What you think on the Bronco you just kind of came and went
No Broncos are cool. They're they're tanking right now and price wise you get a nice like Raptor are why are they tank tanking?
They asked too much right like Bronco is not supposed to be like a high level car
Like they wanted like over a hundred grand for a Raptor Bronco like that's not the market man
No, it's not the mark
It's like Corvette what they did with the ZR1 like what that's supposed to be the
affordable sports car for the blue-collar person right and then those
ZR1 200 grand that hold on that's not what we do what or Mustang is supposed
to be the affordable car for the working man sports car hold on hundred grand for
a fucking Mustang come on what's wrong with you guys that's crazy but
Stellantis which is Ram Dodge, right Mopar
So they went woke they brought in these European. They sold the company brown these
European investors and they went all in on electric and they're no one's stock is falling harder than Mopar and I'm Mopar guide
Love wait, really? No one's falling harder. Why do they have because they had this guy
Bring up the guy that they just brought back. So this guy's the godfather of the hellcat the hellcat engine
So they did they did a Brittany Stellantis new CEO
They bring the lastest still and this or you I'm sure if you just put Ram CEO
So this guy came up with the with the hellcat which they put in the Chargers, the Challengers, the TRXs, crushing Ford, crushing Chevy,
biggest sales they've ever had, and they go,
all right, we're stopping all of it,
this is the last edition, stopping all of it,
we're going all electric.
He leaves, they give it to some woke, fucked French guy
that ruins the company, comes up with
an electric Challenger, nobody buys it,
electric bullshit V- guy that ruins a company, comes out with an electric challenger, nobody buys it, electric
ram, bullshit V, in line 6, fucking rams and all, just lame shit.
So they fire that guy.
And then they bring the hellcat guy back, they go, my bad, I'm sorry baby, I didn't
mean to, now he's back.
And he's in charge of ram, so there's going to be some cool shit. So say hello to RAM's new CEO, Tim.
Can.
Oh, Chris.
Yes.
Can you skis can sound familiar?
He was the Fiat Chrysler executive behind Dodge rise to fame as performance brands
between 2014, two on 23, which was the hay day of Hellcats.
And now he's fucking back head of Ram.
Have Ram get ready, dude.
I can't wait.
Yeah. Cause he knows he knows
So still honest troubles in the US poor that in case you miss nice group
They haven't yeah, they posted 27% plunge in that revenues and when they had the the hellcat they were crushed in the market Then they went. All right, we're the economy wants electric, let's go all electric,
get rid of the Hellcat and fucking hate shit.
So what was going on with, that's crazy. What was going on with Jaguar? Was that just for
Pride Week or something like that?
So it's all out of context. So that Clippy C of Jaguar, granted it's a woke, lame fucking
video and Jaguar is sucked now, but that was taken out of context. That was like at like that.
That was for the gay audience.
Yeah.
That's not for everyone.
Pride month or something like that.
Something like that.
Something lame.
Yeah.
They're still lame, but a Jaguar.
I want to see what their, what their website says.
Yeah.
I don't know anybody who drives Jaguars, right?
Like never at all.
Why you'd buy it?
Oh my god, that's a problem.
But why you would buy a-
It's kind of cool though, isn't it?
Jaguar Type 00?
Is that a concept though?
There's no way that's really-
Is that a concept car?
They're coming out with them.
But why you'd buy a Jaguar over an Aston Martin is crazy.
It's crazy. It's...
Okay, that looks...
...cartoon-y.
Yeah, but it looks like it's real.
But no, it's not in production.
Oh, and that's an electric car, that's why.
That's all AI right there.
Okay.
It's also electric.
It doesn't look...
It looks like my kind of car.
Just the pink background all that shit
Miami pink and London blue it says it's here which looks like it's being marketed toward women
Jack where I used to be a badass. Yeah, right man. Yeah, my mom used to love them. That was like her North Star forever.
Yagwah.
Yagwah.
The Yagwah.
They used to make some cool shit.
Looks like a scrapes car.
Looks like a Rolls Royce that, you know.
Rolls Royce that, you know, Rolls, Rolls Royce.
They look bad.
Yeah.
All right.
What do you got?
Wait, real quick.
Have you seen, uh, this is my dream truck.
That it's a Toyota Sequoia.
Yeah.
2024 TRD pro.
They're dope.
But you know, the problem is they cost $80,000.
Yeah. I think minimum. They hold their value they do a nice car in the foreigners you people that's a
Ford runners even the new Ford runner
For a forerunner. Yeah, the forerunner the new forerunner comes with a v6 You can get the older ones and the Tundras with the v8. That's what you want those hold value like a motherfucker
But they're just too small for me. I hit my head on the Tundras. No, no, no.
The forerunner for Sequoia is a huge Sequoia.
Tundra would be a dope ride for you.
I like the SUV.
Yes. All the Sequoia is a Tundra, but it's like pretty much the same body.
Like it's just a super duty boat turned an SUV.
That's just a Tundra turned in SUV.
Yep. Yep.
They're dope, though, but just overpriced man. Yeah the TRD I know I
Could see in a new Land Cruiser chain. I could see you in an excursion though
I could do excursion, but it's not you like bigger question. They're not that expensive, dude
How much was I would have to build it up though? How much I can help you with that. How much your Prius?
What's up? How much was the Prius?
It was, it was like a while ago. So it was like, and my plus my uncle owns a dealership.
So he gave it to me for like 12,000.
I'd started to pay it off.
Can you trick my truck out?
If I get a truck, can you trick it out?
No, not for you, but chin, we could find a dope excursion for like,
do you know, I didn't even think about excursion, but I'll consider it, but the
gas I think is just going to be insane.
So you don't even drive that much
How dare you I go camping
And by the way, the reason why I want to get this I want like a nice clean like newer car
I've never really owned a clean newer car. What?
Scourgeons can come clean. No yours is freaking clean, but I search I saw some shit boxes
Yeah, so eight shit boxes meeting people off Facebook marketplace. Yeah, I saw some shit boxes. Saw about eight shit boxes. Meeting people off Facebook Marketplace,
I saw some complete shit boxes.
How about you get, what would you get me?
What kind of truck would you get me?
Well, you're in, Tesla.
No, I said, no, hold on.
I said what kind of truck would you get me?
I put a gay flag on the back.
What about a Tesla truck?
Wait, so if I asked you to trick my Tesla out,
what would you do?
What would you do?
You just put a gay flag?
No, nothing. That's why they flag? You put the gay pride flag?
The only motto I'd add to yours is a big gay flag.
Would you put a gay flag wrap around my car?
Sure.
Has the white interior.
Basically what it is.
Yeah.
White on white, nothing gayer.
I know, I wanted it.
I like the gayest car.
Yeah, I said I want white on white.
It's why I got my Prius.
My Prius was Barcelona red. It was the color of this chair. Kind of, it was more of a. Yeah, I said I want white on white. It's why I got my Prius. My Prius was Barcelona red.
It was the color of this chair.
Kind of, it was more of a maroon, I remember it.
It wasn't this red, I remember that.
It was Barcelona red.
When I met you, I had this.
Bring up Barcelona red.
I'm looking.
It's more of a maroon, dude.
Definitely not like a Ferrari red.
It's pretty red, Bubba.
Yeah, you got it.
No, that's, go down.
That's the new one.
Brian had, this one?
No, the far left.
Yeah, see, it's kind of a maroonish. That's pretty red. You had this model, Brian had this one know the far left. Yeah, it's kind of a maroon. It's pretty red
Yeah, this model brah. Yeah, that's pretty
That's these chairs
She's chairs Bob. Sorry. It's not maroon. I don't think it's a bar. So now this is like a straight. I love that car
I mean, dude, the gas is just I would drive a Prius right now. They're so easy to drive
Yeah, but they're just not you can't take him on dates
It's terrible. I got out of a ticket because the guy pulled me over because I was in my red piece and he goes I
Said was I going fast and he goes you were and I said but here's the thing
I had it on I didn't have it on eco drive. I opened her up sport
So I blamed Toyota. Yeah, I go I saw the road and I had to take her.
No, we both had Priuses at once. We ran out of that silver one.
Cause you were driving down to Long Beach.
Orange County.
Yeah. So you want to save on gas.
I was driving to Lake Forest four times a week.
So I got a Prius just to drive around and I fucking hated it.
And everyone's like, Oh, you hate electric, but you got a Prius. Hey,
num nuts. Back then Priuses weren't electric. No, they weren't electric
No, no, they're gas. Yeah, I know mine's a hybrid. Yeah, which is like I think the best. Yeah, I was a house of both worlds
It's true
Got good gas mileage. I'd get out and kick it
You would yeah
Yes, and you sold it right good riddance. Well, it was a lease. I gave it back after lease
That's the first time you ever thought of that car
Yeah, I was glad that in years. Yeah, I mean got a to be you know long days kill a car
Yeah, you have a car you say it's cute
Weird about you if you pick a red color car by choice probably red
I call you're more likely at tickets with red cars. You're a red ram. I called the red ram.
What do you mean?
Like, like, like Ferrari's are red.
Porsche's are red.
A few cars are supposed to be red, right?
But from what I've read is like people who
willingly pick the red color car are a little
offset.
Well, they bang guys like me.
If they don't bang guys, they want to.
It says if you own a red car, chances are you
have old, energetic, and confident personality
red cars often.
Yeah, I don't know about that, Sinise.
I don't know.
I read it somewhere.
So if you bang guys versus get banged, you're less gay, right?
Wouldn't you say?
If you bang guys, you're more like a, you're kind of like, are you hyper straight?
No, you're gay all the, are you hyper straight?
No, you're gay all the way around.
Really?
Yeah, but you're like, you still watch football and stuff.
Yeah.
If you're a power bottom, it's just a little different.
If you're a power bottom, you're making the dip
during the football game.
You're eating the dip.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all it is.
You're still gay as shit.
You're gay as shit.
You're just not working the kitchen. You're just sitting there. But like, but a guy who, who's a, yeah, that's all it is. You're still gay as shit. You're gay shit. You're just you're just not working the kitchen
You just like but a guy who who's a who so if you had to choose your assault team and you were going in
To kill a terrorist you're probably gonna choose
Like if the dude bangs guys, you're gonna be like, what's up, bro?
There's something you know, he's gonna feel a special force the guys are banging each other You know, no, but I'm sure there are some football players special forces guys who do some quiet banging
I don't know who have boyfriends. I don't think so who put it guys. I don't think so there
I'm sure that there are men who have sex with men and
Afghan who pound their their backs. I got a guy on Rogan talking about if guest in yeah
The black crowd boy from black rifle. He's talking about how they were just like they're fucking kids. Yeah, it's awful
Yeah, horrible war torn areas and shit all the time
Yeah, they call in hands
Because men and women are separated
on because men and women are separated.
You're just silent. We're just looking out the number of gay people. You're, um, you're the kind of guy that if I gave you Molly,
you would be like, no, I've had Molly, dude. I didn't suck dick. That's how I know you're gay.
You would. You're looking for any excuse. I can see you on your tummy in Vegas.
Never. I've been in Vegas on Molly. No dicks.
You didn't have some real good looking kind of persuasive guy who's got a nice soda, being like, this is not- I've been in Vegas on Molly. No dicks. You didn't have some real good looking,
kind of persuasive guy who's got a nice soda voice,
you know?
Guy's like, how you doing, man?
I'm a fan, bro.
I'm a real fan.
I'm not doing Molly with that guy, man.
Take some Molly.
You want to take some Molly and just hang?
Let's watch the game.
I would never do that.
You look tense as hell.
Let me, you know I got these crazy sharpers, right?
Stranger danger.
I got these crazy squeezers right now. Let me get my hands on my hands on your back stranger. I know you're not getting this stranger danger
I know you're not getting that would get you
No, you're not getting the kind of massage that a man like me. Am I right?
You got thick muscles on your back. Okay stranger danger. No females getting in there the way I'm gonna get in there
I'm just saying let me have my elbow. That's not half relax, bro. What the fuck is with you? No already you sound gay this guy. No, we're guys watch the game watch the game take this pill
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Okay, here's one I came across,
because we were talking about Ilya a little bit ago.
He's hinting that he wants to vacate that title
and wants Charles to take it?
Yeah, because Mark Chubb's not happening,
so he said he wants to fight Charlie Bronx.
That's a tough fight for him.
I don't think he wins that fight.
It's a tough fight, right?
Charles of Laveria wants to fight?
Charles of Betelmuth.
That's a tough fight for him.
Charles of Laveria doesn't make any mistakes.
He's very, very good.
Bryce Mitchell was able to take him down.
And he's 145, yeah?
He's 145.
Yeah, he's 145.
Charles has fought 45, but he's a 55 or no
Yeah, but he wants to move up to lightweight. Yeah, cuz you know, that's where they make the money the super
Um, I don't know what are your thoughts on that to Poyers as good as it gets yeah
I don't think he beats the Bronx. No, not at 55. I don't think he beats market. I think he's have a tough
Yeah, I think he's have a tough time at 55
Yeah, that's why I have a lot of work to do at 40 like it's not like there's still some fights for him
Doesn't like cleaned out the division these guys always want to jump
Because that's where the money's at, you know
Is it a huge difference financially? Yeah, it's a huge difference million weight wise too
Even though even though it's only 10 pounds. Different frames, harder hitters.
There's a lot.
55ers are, puts you to sleep.
He hits very hard for his division.
I bet Dana doesn't let him do it.
Dana's probably like, no.
You don't think so?
No.
You got Diego Lopez sitting there at 45.
You got some other contenders.
Like, you got to be like John Jones style.
Like, clean out the division for you jump up.
Even though Alex Pierre did it, but still.
I don't think he's afraid of anybody in that division though.
Anybody we talk about is not afraid of anybody, Brian.
I can't think of anybody who gives him a problem in 45 right now.
I mean, it's exactly what you said.
He says Islam fights in January.
I'd like to face the division's top contender.
I mean, Islam's just way too big.
There's not a lot of upside for the UFC to do that
because all right he goes 55 let's say he gets annihilated by
Charles and he comes back down. It's just a bad look. I don't get why the UFC would do it.
I think he has a much better chance at Charles than he does say Makachev.
I don't think so. I think both of them are nightmare. He's a under in both I don't think he does well with either of them just because too small. Yeah
Charles
Doesn't make any mistakes striking
No, he gets caught he makes mistakes, but I think you'd have a tough time on the ground with Charles
hmm
Striking Charles no punk jujitsu, you know your hands full. Oh, yeah and wrestling now
Well, very took fucking he looked great wrestling his wrestling looked really good
Yeah, I don't know if I'll write I mean listen Bryce Mitchell took him down
So I think he would struggle with Charles
I just don't I don't see the upside to do it for him to do it
She keep raining down on the 45ers man. Yeah
What else you got?
Okay, this one I I think is ridiculous,
but let's get the expert's opinion here.
So you know that MMA fight in Poland
that went viral because Bo Nicol,
you know, the guy didn't hit weight?
They wanna propose a rule that's saying from now on,
if your contender doesn't hit weight,
you're gonna do a two-on-one fight.
I don't get it.
Wait, so if the guy just misses weight?
Yeah.
If you scroll down.
And let's say, so if Bo Nichols fighting a guy,
let's say Bo Nichols fighting Homsot.
Homsot misses weight.
Yeah.
Then Bo gets to bring in another guy with him.
His dad, apparently, or someone.
This is stupid.
This is the dumbest thing you've ever heard, right?
He's just being silly.
Yeah, he knows that's never happened.
I don't know.
Click.
He also, did he say it on a podcast? he was a podcast he's being silly he's being silly
he's not being his dad
this one viral yeah you got to take out the face there you go
Two dudes
Pounding this shit out of him
Hit my dad motherfucker and the dad's just holding them while the son wails on him. That's good. This is sick I think I know this fight. Is Alan able to pull himself out? But he's not trying to pull himself out.
There's cooperation, there's cooperation.
What's going on? But how crazy is that? We have rules and regulations here. That's pretty funny. My dad's tougher than your dad.
Wow.
This is stupid to me.
Let's look at, okay.
Kamaru is in response to Ian Gary.
Yeah, Kamaru is in response to Ian Gary Machado
running allegations.
Who are you basically kind of like calling him out?
Like who are you to even talk to me right now?
That'd be a tough fight for Kamaru.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you know, he lost at UFC 310 to Shofcott,
but I guess leading into the event,
like Gary was accusing Usman and like making fun of him
and kind of just poking at him and poking at him
to the point where Usman's like,
like why are you even talking about me at this point?
I don't see how this is a fair fight at all.
Gary Ingarious is as good as it gets.
So Kamau said, does he even deserve that?
Leaning up to this fight, a lot was being said,
made a lot of things up.
I don't run from anybody, no one.
I run from no one and I don't know,
too many guys are gonna run from anyone because this is the game, I agree. Yeah, no one, I run from no one and I don't know too many guys that are going to run from anyone because this is the game.
I agree.
Yeah.
No one's running from anybody.
I don't know where that narrative keeps popping up or that guys are scared.
Uh, I think for Kamaru, like he's at the stage of his career where it doesn't make
a lot of sense for him to fight a guy like Gary, you know, he's one of the greatest
to ever do it.
So I think there's like super fights, but these young lines for
Kamara is like, no, why would I do that?
So when he says, do you deserve it?
I'm kind of with Kamara, like you're talking about one of the greatest
wealth weights ever, if not the greatest, you know, we get his resume.
Oh yeah.
His resume compared to GS Crease level of competition.
He's compromised now with his knees and he's older.
So it's like, if I'm Kamargo, I'm like, yeah.
What's going on with these years of.
Yeah.
There's no cartilage there.
Jesus. He came run.
So it's like, why would the fuck would I fight this guy?
I mean, I remember he fought, he fought, um,
Hamsot.
Yeah, man.
I mean.
He had back to back losses, right?
Against Hamsot and Edwards.
Yeah.
And that, that, if that Hamsot fight was five rounds, you know, we're
gonna find out a different solution.
It just gives you an idea of good Kamaru with minus.
He's so good.
He's not washed. He still has a lot of skills, but I'm kind of
with Kamaru, like, hold on, like as good as Iyengar is, and
obviously I'm all about his Irish nuts, but I'm kind of
with Kamaru, like, what? Who are you to call me out? You
don't deserve this. Right. You gotta be, certain level fight a goat it doesn't work like that
Okay
Well here's here's a happy nice one guys
Taylor Swift's tour has finally come to an end and she's given out over $197 million in bonuses
to performers and crew.
Holy shit, that's a lot of money.
Dude, if she's given out that much,
$197 million, think how much money she's making.
That is fucking crazy.
That's why when people are like,
she's with Kelsey for the money,
I'm like, who are you talking to?
Oh no, she makes more.
Yeah, what?
Who said that?
That was a whole article for the first three months.
She's so rich.
That can't be real.
She has so much more money than Travis Kaliski.
She's the biggest star in the world.
Yeah, she's a billionaire.
Like, but what you just said,
you've given out that much, how much did you make?
She's a billionaire.
Truck drivers, caterers, instrument tellers.
35 years old by the way.
Highest grossing tour of all time.
Dude, she made, hold on,
racking more than two billion in ticket sales. Now she doesn't get two billion, but they're sure as fuck not taking 50% of ticket sales. So she definitely made a billion. Good for her that she's done. So she's given about 20% out. She looks fantastic. She looks so good. I always tell Brendan. No I'm not mad at her. Yeah she's skinny but she's getting better. She's working out. And she ages to get some thicker, you know?
She's working out.
She said, I wanna thank every single one of you
for being a part of the most thrilling chapter
of my entire life to date.
This is her pinnacle.
Herch is a great show, too.
This is the pinnacle, man.
I'm surprised you didn't go, Jen.
Well, don't even think about just the tickets from the show.
Then the syndication ride.
Merch. Then they get the merch, then show. Then the syndication ride. Merge.
Then they get the merge, then it's on HBO, then it's on Netflix.
Oh yeah, she's fucking.
She's very pretty.
Billionaire.
Yeah.
You've spent time around her, right?
Never.
I thought you met her a couple times?
No.
Never.
Yeah.
Well.
I'm not mad at her though.
No.
This is what we were talking about earlier.
We already touched on this with the fires in Malibu.
Like everyone in Pepperdine's getting evacuated
at this point.
We've already talked about it here.
The studio might not make it.
I'm gonna have to bring some water.
Yeah, you're gonna have to do some water.
You guys need some help?
I got some buckets.
We should just go there and be in the way.
You guys, can we do something? It's tough to get in there right now.
Yeah.
You should help.
Needless to say, I shouldn't be going through Malibu Canyon today.
No.
Ask him to shut down.
And my last one for the day in another embarrassing attempt at Monday Night Football.
The Cowboys have now become the new laughing stock of the NFL for me.
They lose in their own punt return.
And Micah Parsons, this is last year on his contract, right?
Hell yeah.
He's out of there.
He's running.
Him and CD should run now.
Oh man, CD, that's great.
But CD just signed a new deal.
Right, well I'd break an ankle on purpose or something.
Not happening.
But Micah can get the fuck out.
Watch this.
That's blocked. But Micah Micah can get the fuck out and that is so
Oh shit and they recovered for a first down
Yeah I'm confused. Hold on. I'm confused. Mike McCarthy's like, fuck. If it's a blocked punt,
how is that a good thing for Cincinnati?
They blocked the punt.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Did the guy pick it up?
The Cowboys punted.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought it was Cincinnati.
What?
Cowboys punted, they blocked it,
then they threw a touchdown and they chased.
What is the deal with the Cowboys?
Who's to blame for this?
Is it just injuries?
Is it people have such a problem with Jerry Jones, but what's, is it just,
it's just football, right?
Because football?
Um, there's a lot of problems.
There's a lot, man.
Yeah.
Jerry Jones got really pissy last year when things didn't go his way.
And when they asked him, like, are you going to try to rebuild this year?
He's like, no, we don't need to rebuild.
We're just going to win.
Yeah.
And apparently he has his hands in everything, which is an issue, you know?
Like.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like they, I always hear diehard football fans who are especially Dallas fans who can't
stand Jerry, but Mika Parsons is a monster.
Monster. That dude is such a stud. Mika. Mika, yes. Mika is such a stud. Yeah, I don't know
man I mean do you remember like last year the Cowboys never lost at home? Like their
turf record was insane they played really good on turf. And they lose in the playoffs.
And then they lose in the playoffs. But even like there was a couple weeks ago they were showing Dak on the side and he was
like he was just saying we suck yeah he's like we just suck dude how about
Juan Soto biggest contract ever I didn't see that one yet what was it it's like
the ten years seven hundred equivalent of Tanzania's GDP or something crazy yeah I
don't know about all that but But more money than Ohtani.
Hold on. The Mets. God.
Wonsoto contract.
How many dads are headed to the baseball?
Did your chargers beat the...
No, we lost by like two or three points.
Thanks for bringing it up again.
Damn.
Damn.
Any more brain busters for me today?
I think that the...
I think Kansas City is just too good. No, they're not. They're not even that good. Yeah, but what's their record 11 and 2 now?
One they were lost one game shit Juan Soto agrees to 15 years
765 million dollars
biggest contract ever
Play baseball kids. That is so crazy.
Play baseball if you can.
Guaranteed money too.
No matter what happens, that's guaranteed.
And incentives, it's over 800 million.
Guys.
But it's gonna be the first billion dollar guy.
In the next five years, we get a billion dollar contract.
We're almost there, yeah.
Guaranteed money.
All right, is that it, Chin?
That's it.
We did it and the fires didn't get to us.
Didn't get to us.
We thought for sure it'd get to us.
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