The Fighter & The Kid - No Sh*t Wednesday | TFATK Ep. 937

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Bryan learning Jiu Jitsu moves from Instagram and his body getting buffer, Brendan and Bryan's upcoming trip to Austin to do a Fight Companion with Joe Rogan for UFC 294 Islam Makhachev vs Alexander Volkanovski 2, all new current events around the world including a new "bigfoot" sighting and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ ARKADIA - https://fitforservice.com/arkadia

Yes we did, because we got it again. It's the fight only in the kid. This is really the fight only kid. Come on, baby. I want to apologize. If it seems like there's a metamorphosis taking place and I look a little more robust and... To see why when you said that, John, here we go.

Do you mind? Because if Chin and Sinaz kind of went, what's going on with you? Why do you look that muscular, that tan? I said you look bigger. And I do. And I do. And a lot of it is that you guys know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no My body fired out, I fired my glutes. Was I gonna sit down? I fired my glutes. I fired my glutes this morning.

So I'm gonna go work out at 3.30. So you haven't worked out? I'm gonna work out at 3.30. I am. Yes, I am. I work out in my trainer. I work in a parking lot. Actually, if you must know in a parking lot.

It might have been. I'm at the kidney outside. It's good stuff. Now, now, anyway, the point is I'm taking in a lot more protein. So I apologize in advance if I start to look pretty fucking scary. I'm taking it a lot more protein. So I apologize in advance if I start to look pretty fucking scary. Yeah, I do mean it.

And I know that you're kind of a big guy and you're 270 or whatever. You have issues with, I know that I'm small compared to you, but don't push me, okay? And I'm gonna tell you why. I have a lot of energy and I'm feeling aggressive. Because I've never heard this before. Don't push me as long as I'm fine.

I've never heard before. But I've been It's all I've never heard before but I've been watching I you ready for this kung fu. Nope. Some day. Jiu-Jitsu tutorials That should help it does help You know you're doing you're not wasting your time at all It's so productive dude. Why I'm at such a good way to master I'm watching my son dude. Yeah, I go to my son's, do you want to coach that? A little bit, a little bit. Yeah, that's good. So once again,

once again, I'm saying this again, don't push me. Give me a watch and just do on YouTube. Because I've been absorbing, now watch a Zorvi. I've been absorbing Jiu Jitsu. Tutorials. Tutorials. Got me?

No, which one do you watch in? I have a range of tutorials from a range of experts just like give me the You know say Marcel Garcia at ADD, you know, there is some of that there is no But just like the tutorial hands of sometimes I'll give a little something something on how to get out of a fuck We know hands. All right. I'm not a friend. I'm not a friend. So that we know There's another guy named Matt Matt a royal is that it Matt a royal? Is that him bring him up bring up Matt a royal like Matt a royal he teaches There he is ad fucking dude is awesome don't kid yourself on the UFC

Yeah, Matt a royals no choke and and I he's a real technician and I am his I'm his disciple He doesn't know it, but I'm his disciples. Oh, we say you're watching tutorials. You're on Instagram know it, but I'm his disciple. Oh, when you say you're watching to Taurus, you're on Instagram. Did you just watch the Batista, Batista bombs? Yeah, and this is why I want to go down this road. Because I knew you. You don't know my hair.

Oh, you, before you came to the studio, you clicked on his, it's, look, sometimes I follow, I'm a disciple, I'm an a royal disciple. Yeah. Okay, that's what you need to know. Don't push me, bro. Nah, dude, with this Instagram Jiu-Jitsu, you're learning, people should be scared. Well, look at him here, talk with Batista.

Yeah, yeah, with WWE. He's no joke either. No, dude. Don't legit. Hey, with Batista and you? Dude, I don't know if I'm betting on you. I don't either, was he a purple belt? He's a brown belt, bro.

Oh, no. He's a brown belt, bro. Oh, no. He's a brown belt. And he's very big and strong. He's very big and strong. Every bit, every bit of 260. Every bit of 250, too, dude. Hey, I've seen the man's frame. He's got a fucking frame.

He's jacked. That's the universe. He's jacked. He's big boy. Yeah, beat the show. I'm sorry. What were you saying? No, wait.

No, the guy from Garza Galaxy? I'll say that. The guy that wears... Dude,'d be respectful. No, the guy from Garza Galaxy? I'm saying that. The guy that wears, dude, he fought MMA. No, he fought. No, he hasn't. He did for a couple of MMA fights. He did, he did. What league?

Well, that doesn't count. Hey, come on. Do you see where we're getting at today? Cool. Bro, you're pushing me and you're pushing my, my sensei, who doesn't know that I'm even astute. You know, this is a new Brendan here. I don't, I cut straight to the chase here.

Look at that, though. You don't look bigger. He can't see. Yes, I do. He can't see. Man, you are. I do have a bad vision. It's no, you know what it is?

You know what it is? It's no shit from that. Don't back off your compliment. No, it's no shit. I didn't agree to that. Yeah, it's no shit. Everyone says no shit. What?

Yeah, dude. I was no shit. I'm not taking a shitty. I'm not taking a shitty. I'm not selling a lot of shit. Well, I'm, because you're not watching Jizu tutorials. Yeah, I don't think you're a bus. Yes, I am.

And I'm a lot of bucks to tutorials too. And I'll taste something else. I'm ready. So whatever you want and whatever you got today, I'm already warmed up. Go roll with Batista, dude. I'll roll with anybody. I dude. I'll roll with anybody. I will.

I'll roll with anybody. He has to be 60? He looks good. I don't think so, Bob. I think he's my age or younger. I hate to tell. 54. He's two years younger than me.

Yeah. Now, I'm a fan. That's the problem. This is what happens, dude. You poke the bear poke the bear. I'm a fan of Batista, what he's done. Yeah. His there's acting chops and going the galaxy. I get you going a little bit grow what I get you going a little bit No, I get you when I start talking that's Vin Diesel. Yeah Dude how much money does Vin Diesel get for playing grew? It's they don't he just goes grow

And you know what I thought about that I watched sat on the plane, I didn't watch it. Somebody was watching on the plane. And I thought to myself, doing that movie, you're usually behind a green screen or you're up on a bed like that, a truck and you put the car up there. So you're doing this. Sure.

And then you're going like this. And it's all that facial stuff and you have about six lines in the movie, I think. And have you seen how much money you expect? No, no, I understand. It's just a really big black Dixon for that. Yeah, a wall was too big. It's weird, right?

But it's... I can't, I can't right now. You're trying to say how hard his life is or what's happening. No, like how boring it is. How boring. But the money, you you're literally like what do you want? Yeah Sonya was long been doing my money in your head. You're just thinking I'm gonna go by this one

Two more weeks this bullshit Who's on it? So I think he made crazy amount of money as a fast and furious, too It's 13 million for each portrayal of talking tree. Of the talking tree. No, I think he, he, um, that's every movie. There's been four of them, okay? Yeah, that's so much money. You took gardens in the, yeah, four.

No, but uh, Fast and Furious, there are 10. Well, Fast and Furious, he owns that. Well, he owns the exact, exact producer. He's something like the History. He's supposed to be in a billion now from fast and fear fast. There's different We're talking about stupid group. What would you and I if we wrote a movie? What would it be called and what would hey Baba will say is a fast they have we've missed that boat we did we did you're 50 what a six I know I'm 40 So what would you call it? We're not Matt Damon and then Aaron like dude. We're just two guys. Oh, we just some guys

You were just guys just couple one two now when we first met maybe a little bushy I didn't know you know how to shit together a little bit, but then that boat passed So not the dorms. We don't have any script We start if we start doing a YouTube series just real short and it's you and I out there on a tandem bike You don't vibe you're're giving me YouTube in it. I'm too what? YouTube ain't it for us. You know what it is, Daddy?

Isn't this my single bit? What is it? You're gonna say, I know. For your future? Well, how about fans? Is it only fans? I'm like, you give only fans vibes. Well, what about town?

In your new body, you put on five pounds, man. What about porn hub? Porn up, now. Well, no, cut out the middleman. So what if we do a TV show where you're driving your ridiculous stupid truck and I'm in the driver's seat and I'm always like dude you're going too fast, you're wasting gas. You know, that's not going to work right off the bat because I mean we've been through this because my car doesn't allow tops, right?

So that movie's not going to be made. Wait, what? Right? Because you can't get in. The car won't start if you're in it. Why? It's weird, dude. Yeah, it's some guy jumping from ear to one. And he had a cum laude hair shirt and I went,

oh no, I'm outta here and wouldn't start. No. But I'm not a cum laude hair support. Well, but wait. Hey, wait, hey, but. Sure. I'm not just, hey, for the show. Just go drive a test.

Hey, for the show. Sure. Dude, just because I drive a Tesla three, doesn't mean I'm not just a for the show. I drive a test show. Dude, just because I drive a Tesla 3 doesn't mean I'm a cock. Even though I might be, but I mean, but that's only my own king. That's my king. The problem is the car one is the truck one. It's weird, man. It like knows when there's bitches. No, dude.

You're so disrespectful. I don't like it either, dude. I'm like, I'll try and hotwire this thing. You know what I mean? I studied you to via Instagram and I fucking mad at you, boxing to the bruh. It's so offensive. It's so offensive, dude.

I studied you to do tutorials. In my, I'm like, he saw someone on Instagram. I'm 100% by the way. Do you know the exciting go to Austin? Yes, fight, compare. How much fun are those? Fucking great. Flying in Friday. Friday night. You're gonna get there early. Are you gonna go to the mother to go to Austin? Yes, fight, compare. How much fun are those? Fucking great. Flying in Friday.

Friday night. You're gonna get there early. You're gonna go to the mother's ship or something? What's going on? I'm like in there that early. I just don't want to, I mean, I might stop by there. I pray that it's six AM on Saturday, bad idea. That means I gotta wake up at 4.30 and you know how that goes.

You're a zombie. I'm not doing it. Well, I'm up, I was leaning towards, I'm up at, usually I'm around up around 4.35 at the latest. I'm up at 5 a.m. So I was like, I could do a six-am flight. It's just a long day and they're flying back the same day. I got to put in your best support.

I just, from the music gets in the way of my protein regimen and my, my, my, my, my, my, sure dude, like Batista, dude. Yeah, yeah. Those would be funny, but can I take some of this in the bottom of me and I'll tear that on here? Yeah. You know, and I Yeah, yeah. Those would be funny, but can I tell you some of this been bothering me? I'll hear that on here. Yeah.

You know, and I get, I get it. Rogan's a big deal this show's massive. Massive show. You always find time to do his fight companions and it's in another city. What do you mean? And then I do fight companions.

I know I'm not Rogan. No, but you can never do. Hold on, because I didn't have a date. I was supposed to be in Boise, I got canceled, and now I, so I had the weekend. Opened. Opened.

Yeah, and it was just that when I'm doing a show in a city, I can't not do that show and come and do the fight companion here. But you also chose Joe. I know, I get it. Also, even if I was, like, say, I was really mad at Joe, for whatever reason, maybe he punched me in the face or something, so get out of here.

And then I was like, fuck that guy. And then he was like, you want to do the fuck, man? I go, yes, like, I'd say, before he got it out, I go, yes! Yeah. But I'm mad. And then I go, yeah. Say less. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So. Because I wanted to do one. And I had to say that at 56. Cause I'm done doing campaigns with people that I'm not super close with. Like, yeah, they just make him as fun. So the big, you got the Francis and you got the Fury Fight coming up. That's the 28th.

I'd like to do one for that. You had the big November 11th fight, John Jones, Steve Bad, like doing for that. Yeah. You had the big December fight. I'm free those, those, those weekends, I think. next weekend after the 28th. You're not I got I got Shomburg this coming this coming weekend. Well, not this weekend next weekend 2020 728. Yeah, so the 20th and then November 7th now 9th and 10th and 11th is the next date

I have so I'm free. Yeah, the next one's the 11th Isn't then the next big UFC's 11th, Jim? That's what you're gonna do. Bren, you want to take a little break? Could we please, you know what? I want to take a break, I need a break. I would love to go to Vegas, dude. Yeah.

I don't know if this is something real. I'd love to go to Vegas and go to a musical festival. Oh, you like called for any man, but better? Burraman but better. And I wish our good buddy, my brother from a very smart mother, Aubrey Marcus, ran this. Oh, you know what's funny? No, I like Area 51, but you know, I like better.

Area 15. Because Area 51, you can kick off of, but Area 15 is its own kind of thing. So you know my favorite Bambasized Jared Leto and 30 Things to Mars? They're not gonna be there, Jared. It's not bunch of Jared. You say Chromial, Dr. Fresh, Elderbrook,

Jai Wolf, and the Glitch Mob, I junkies. You say Chromial, Dr. Fresh, Elderbrook, Gai Wolf, and the glitch mob, I'm gonna freak out. Chromial's my favorite. Well, I like Troy Boy too, because they're gonna be there. Arcadia, we're talking about Arcadia. What is this? We're talking about Arcadia, all right? And Arcadia is gonna be November 2 through 5. November 2 through 5.

It's coming up, Area 15, Nevada. It is a mind-bending venue, Arcadia, festival of a more beautiful world. And that's really how it is, because I'm not gonna speak for Aubrey, but I know something about, something about Burning Man kind of rubbed them the wrong way. It became corporatized, it became sort of like people started,

like making too much money on it, and it's like, I'm gonna start my own thing. So you can be part of something, the beginnings of something that's gonna be legendary, because our boy Aubrey doesn't miss, step into world where anything is possible and the beauty of the human expression takes center stage as they all come together to create a more beautiful world.

That is his mission. So he gets a sell-in-out price that's going up. So head on over to fitforservice.com slash Arcadia. Arcadia Arcadia. Yeah, fit for service FIT FOR service.com Arcadia ARKADIA and it's fitforservice.com slash Arcadia ARKADIA. Because that's the thing I love doing the fight campaigns in Austin because it's all three four of us and I feel like I miss that I'm like the only time we get to see real you and I don't have that hanging anymore. Yeah Even do the big boy your work on I can't be great for tickets

Remember 11 that massive of a fight That's a big fight. It's the most expensive like UFC You always I think you was it you were always said that Message has a very very good chance against John. I never said that. Okay. You don I think you was it you were always said that message has a very very good chance against John. I never said that. Okay. You don't think he does. I will say that. I'm a I love steep A. I love them. Yeah. It's a tough fight. It would be depending what version we get of steep A. He's put on weight. He's been bigger. John's gotten smaller. I mean he's had a long time off, which I think was very smart to take off, right? Yeah. It's tough to take that long off and then fight and a heavyweight

man event. How long has it been since Steve A. Fought? I shit. Because I hated the way he was talking to me. Yes. That, uh, Quarminga was Quarminga the last fight he had? Ningana. Yeah, he loves Ningana. That's right. That's right.

He's a year older than me. Two years older than me. I think too. Is he really just? 2021 March. Okay. That's a hot second. That's a hot second.

And then you jump back in and you're not fighting just anybody, fighting John Jones. Well, you're fighting the best ever. He's 41 years old. Yeah, so one year older than how old is John? 36. Not the 37. Dude, you know I'm balls deep in play off baseball.

I love Bryce Harper. I'll watch it. They had this picture, picture up 40. I thought, wow. You're right, bro, I'm doing it. It's 640. Is that the guy with the dreads? Who was he?

No, that guy looks like he stinks. What about the guy with the dreads for the fillies, the left field? No, the guy for Arizona, actually, not for the fillies. Oh, there's guy for the fillies, he just looks like he smells. Really? He has like dreads in a long beard.

Well, John's 250, so. He has like dreads and long beard. Well, John's 250, so. He was heavier when he fought, Cyril, and I told him, we're both at the event with monster. I've never seen such a good shape. My son went, oh, steepy is in trouble. Oh, he's in trouble. Jesus.

Well, what are your thoughts on Israel taking a retiree? He's not retiring, how's it taking time off? Brilliant. I love it. It's exactly what she was doing. It's such a smart guy to do. He's fought 11 times in three years. Nothing of proof takes some time.

He's all main events. Have you had pressure? But also, when you're the main event, your obligations to the media are different. They're expecting to sell the pay-per-views. So the amount of work, it'd be like, you know, if you're doing a movie and doing it with Robert De Niro back in the day, not now,

but back in the day, you're doing a movie with Robert De Niro, he has a different set of requirements with the media than the fourth lead has. So when you're at Izzy, you're always the Robert De Niro of the movie and they're banked on you to sell the pay-per-views. It's a lot, a lot of work. He's done it 11 times the past four years.

It's, no one, and he's been the most active champ. He needs a break, dude. People forget he lapped the competition. You almost forgot. He lapped. They had to go out and find Alex Pira, who was even in MMA, really, and cat pulled him to the front to get new competition. That's how good he is.

Yeah. And I also, I was saying this on the shop show, like you're witnessing once in a generational talent, you're taking it for granted. So him leaving, I think we were like, damn, I miss Izzy. And you see these other middle-aged who are good, they're not Izzy good.

You don't realize how special Izzy is to his God. So I think him leaving people go, oh, fuck, he was really good. So you appreciate him more when he comes back. Yeah. So I think him leaving people go, oh fuck, he was really good. So you appreciate him more when he comes back. Yeah Any other brain busters No You guys were mentioning weight right? You know what about it? We saw you. Yeah, we saw a repost of this remember this

Consular see back in the day and you know how much? Yes, I got this. Well, you got shit from everybody for this In color of different Joe Rogan told me I need a handler. Yeah, you got a lot of shit for my feelings and I let him But I also thought I told him you know you're also just kind of coming up with content and talking but no, but no No, no, I'm not a gotcha guy that does this like oh it just didn't make sense to you Homs I caught cheating with a dude click here. No, no, no, I said this sense to you. Homs, I caught cheating with a dude. Click here. No, no, no. I said this because I usually know what the hell I'm talking about.

Yeah. Well, so what was it about this? Like, you just went down and you saw that people were like, as interested in this fight, because Homs got so much bigger and blah, blah, blah. You see, just miscalculated. They had Homs, I'd find Nate Diaz, his last fight. They thought, you know, they're gonna discipline Nate Diaz, he's gonna write off the

Sunset and fight Jake Paul. Like, nope, we're not allowing that. We're gonna feed you to the worst matchup possible. They thought all the fans would support you like they always do. They went, no, no, we don't like this man. We love Nate Diaz, this is fucked up what you're doing. The week of they see it trending down, you'll see knows how paper he's gonna do before even hits.

And they're like, we to do a switch up here There you go. And Homs Ott alluded in the press conference at you see 294 today on Mac live has been rather vindicated here, sir I know people still like oh, it doesn't mean anything. Let me see. Go ahead Jim He didn't make way Everyone speak about my I didn't make way, you know once in my life and there was Some plans to do that that way. It's not my plants I can't say everything

I mean I mean do you want to apologize? I did say I didn't do anything Everybody though No apologize, but half of you want me to do it the way the mafia does watch this all right I did say I didn't do anything. You're not gonna apologize. Everybody though. You want to apologize but have a look. You want me to do it the way the mafia does, watch this. All right, Mr. Sharp, but we're not on the mafia.

I want to apologize on behalf of all the fans of the video. Oh, thank you, dude. Including Mr. Rogan, he feels really bad. It's kind of old. He's going to say that. He sends his notes. He's going to say that. He sends his notes.

He's going to say that. He sends his notes. He's going to say that. He sends his notes. He sends his notes. He sends his notes. He sends his notes. don'ts this because nobody dead yet but we'd appreciate it if you could check your fury and not chin check everybody or lock the door and everybody's had all I like that yeah I forgive you so thank you we appreciate that very much and as a small symbol of our appreciation we'd like to give you a second reign oh I have a ton of these but thank you we'd also like to give you I don't know if you know about magic mind but it's a beautiful thing. It gives you, you feel alert instead of jittery. It's not like it's, it's not like, we're focusing on the flow state.

It gets you in a flow state. So we like, it's a nice little gap. Yeah, it's a nice little gap. I've one shot. It's all you need. I completely forgive you. Six hours of bliss. You know, that's how it is.

Completely forgive you. Yeah, it takes away all the distractions. You get into this flow state. Because you guys were not nice. Yeah, I know, I know. Especially your friend Joseph. We apologize. So why don't we down a little magic mind guys

if you want some of this? There's nothing like this. All right, it's fantastic. You can, it allows you to be your best creative self and I drink it every day. And yes, I'm addicted to it, but it's not a thing. I take several of them. Mm.

I know. Yeah, I thought that was interesting. But who knows who knows who knows? I'm excited for those fights. Do you, do you see in the open workouts? Camaro's been pop his knee until Gachi was damn, I popped my knee. I saw pop up. And I was like, oh, they're gonna call the fight off just in Gachi, baby, ready to go. Then just so I was like, no, it's nice fun. And I had some people you guys would know in the MMA space.

Like, dude, you see him pop his knee? I was like, listen, he could have three healthy knees. He's not being harmed that. Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Ah! Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.! Wait, hold on. Is that your pop my name that is runoff? Ow! It's hard to hear, but it does sound like...

I mean, it looks like he's injured. Justing goes, you alright? Just something popped. Yeah. But they say the fight's still on. I mean, it has to be. So you don't think he has a chance against... Very tough fight, yeah, I don't.

I love tomorrow, but yeah, tough one. We'll see, it's MMA, never know. I didn't think Trike had a chance either. Yeah. And Gon, who's you, remember? His knee was messed up against Gon. Yes. It's true. Very different fight, it's true very different fight, but still very different fight and gone as a striker He took him down and messed them up there, so yeah, but that's because you're gonna be a whistle with shit

These instant who would you say if you would even know you may not know, but who would you think is a higher level wrestler? Comes out or come on oh boy. I wouldn't know. Homs. Why? I mean, he for that day, standing wrestling come up the way he did with MMA also come on doesn't you know more of a collegiate folk style freestyle style and then all he's like bad knees. So bad knees and then even Leon Edwards. I think we had to give credit to Leon Edwards. He got a lot better. It was take down defense, but if you can't take Leon down,

you're gonna take Homs out there? You know, big Homs out is? I don't. Big boy. Oh, the Camaro is big. He's not Homs out there. He's not a homes-up big. He's not a homes-up big. No.

The comms-up could find that light-heavy 205. Camaro could never. Now, if you had to guess, are they paying tomorrow? Camaro, a lot of money. A lot of money. Oh, that's good. Yeah, because it's in Abu Dhabi, they have to put on huge fights.

They owe it to the government, basically. Because they guarantee him a certain amount. Oh look at him and look at him in Daniel. Yeah, he picked a Daniel here. Okay. Okay, so Daniel's very thick. That's Having having to time Olympian Daniel for me and there was a video of And there was a video of, um, come on next to Islam. Carole looks smaller than Islam, which is kind of, yeah. Now, come on. It's not a big welterweight. Yeah. You didn't define come on as a big welterweight though.

He probably walks around that 80s, you know, I feel like he walks around 200. No, really? No, he's, he's short, but if you're for a welterweight, be tough for him. He's, yeah. He's definitely small for an 85. Oh yeah, he's not a big 70 or so, would be a big.

And this is at 185, yes. This is at 85, yeah. Yeah. So, walk around on 190. Now, do you, do you to push you a little bit on this? Do you think it goes all five rounds? Not a chance. Really.

No. I think with Kronk with his bad knees, especially now that one pop, he's gonna be forced to stay with Hamzat. And he doesn't use kicks to control the distance. So, Hamzat hits like a back truck. You know, he's gonna be tough. He gets finished, I think. But you can get paid, he has big balls, you know back truck. It's gonna be tough. He gets finished, I think.

But as you can get paid, he has big balls, you know? Yeah. It's also MMA. Kamar will just have some knockout power now. But at welterweight, we'll see if it translates to middleweight. Who knows what could happen, but I was not. It was a dangerous mentioning that you're talking about

comes out, I mean, you're talking about Kamar Oussman, who's power for bound one of the greatest, and you could make the argument. For sure. Long, long defensive is title for sure you want better Depends on what the bet is Right so Gods on your side the issue is I don't want to get the last five rounds. I'll bet you that yeah

No, this thing yeah, we should have done it under three. I don't think it's a good thing to bet on Because it's like last late notice fight like you said and it's like, well, that's why you're it's bad on it, man. That's the kind of prop that's a big cock. You want a bet? Don't be don't be bringing the car because you're taking the car because you're taking comms out of that money. Well, no, I'll bet you, uh, comms out, comms out finishes Monday, three rounds. I that pop of the knee makes me nervous. I don't back out now. You're talking all this shit. The goat, he's 190, built like a stingray. Come on.

No. No, I'm just re-rouncing. Where are the odds on that, Chin? The prop bets, under three rounds. By the way, it comes out. I think Camaro walks around at 200, and he's about 5'11". So, I don't know about the prop bets,

but right now this is the... So it's minus 185 So it's heavily in my favor Under two and a half is minus 166. Okay, so they're on my line of thinking. Yeah Yeah, I don't know those are insane odds do for him to get a finish that means Vegas thinks he's for sure gonna get a finish under two and a half rounds. Yeah Yeah, I'm not a gambler for a reason. Volkanovsky Makachev, that's a better one.

The over five and a half rounds minus one 30. I don't think he finishes Alex. Let's just a cardigan. Yeah. I don't either. I mean, I'll take some off the record once we get on. Okay. Really? Yep.

Really? That would change your betting. Well, hold on. We're going to take a little break. Sure. Yeah, I assume the winner of Johnny Walker and Mugger med gets the next shot at the title yeah jimall hill still out then you have uh... yon and alix pierre fighting light heavyweights poppin right now dude no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't know what I'm talking about, Camarels knee either, that division is popping.

Now, when is Yuri fighting? Fightin' Alex in November. They're on the John Jones steep-aid card. Wow. God. A card to stay. God. The ticket prices for that mask we're garner,

so insane. I bet. For like nosebleeds, like 1800. What? There it is. So you're made of that John Jones deep a yeary Alex Boy Matt for all they give him a tough fight Rest card is cool, you know hopefully

Can you turn in Jessica and Ronnie this weekend's cards better than this for sure Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's gonna be one of the curvettes so I'm just gonna do it now. I was looking last, you know what I mean?

I love Halloween, I like haunted houses. Someone DM me, I was like, dude, would you do this? Shot. It's this haunted house. You have to sign a waiver. Intenacy, you gotta sign a waiver. And you have to get a physical, and you have to meet with them.

And there's one other thing. Dr. Smell. A doctor's note, I think you have, yeah. Terrifying how to give 20 grand to the end. But no one ever has. And that's why I brought it up. Because you're gonna be like, I could easily make it through there.

For sure you would say that, right? Oh yeah. They've had way tougher people than us, not make it through it. sure you'd say that right? Oh, yeah, they've had Way tougher people than us not make it through it like army people like legit guys They do boot camp. They don't make it through it. Well, what are you tear gassing you and shit? Yes, that's correct Right, and they're bearing you alive Yeah, so apparently it's all made it bearing your alive I Guess the owner like says he concocks each show

for every individual contestant, so they need background information on you because they go after what you they know you're afraid of. I just live like do I love water? Give your cost to throw a big one. I love water. Do I love water? What else?

Mud dude, I'm like a pig and shit dude. Not me some mud. If you freeze me I'm gonna get rock card to that right now dude. You freeze me? I'm getting rock card. This is weird. No one in one hour and 48 minutes of people giving up.

I guess they have like, people are throwing up and all, and people have tried to sue them, but he records everything. So people would say they, you know, this guy did this to me and they touched me like this. He's like, cool, check out the video. He's never been sued. Check out the video. He's in the nervous suit. Nothing must be insane. Yeah, so the owner of it says nothing weird goes on in the manner Despite a report from the Guardian which apparently came out, but he says you may be bound masked held underwater

slapped and stomped on and compelled to eat your own vomit during the eight hour tour. It's an eight hour fight Well, I mean eight hours of fun, but But 20 G's is not gonna be your haunted house of paying up. Yeah, but eight hours, I mean, yeah, all right. When he asked me, he might throw up, like, I'm sorry, when do you scare me though? Like, this is disgusting. Right.

Like, are you making me intense? Did I sign up for a fear factor? You're gonna sting me with murder hornets? I mean, how about I just go on a fear factor and make 50 G's if I'm doing this bullshit? Correct. But I wonder what they scare you with. I really wanna know. Do you wanna see this video or what? Yeah, I know we can Fairfactor, make 50 gems if I'm doing this bullshit. Correct. But I wonder what they scare you with. I really wanna know.

Do you wanna see this video real quick? Yeah, I know we can't play it, but how long is it? An hour, so let's skim through it. So they're not gonna show it. I'm sure they're not gonna show it. They just show it. It's based like ISIS videos. Looks like a Polish.

Yeah, no thanks. 20 G's if you make it through it. You got, dude, I bet when you get to the very end, he's like, I don't have 20 Gs, we better really ramp this up. He's just right. You know, it's like we're gonna ramp this up. Jesus.

No thanks. I wonder how scary it gets. My thing is, it's scary as it's just basically a shitty part of like Navy's buds. Like the Navy Seal Buds camp. It's that, that's what it looks like. But it says haunted house. I feel like it would be like us doing this stun gun thing.

It's not gonna kill you, but it'll freak you out. I feel like a little more than that, but that kind of direction. I feel like they meet with you and then you're about to get to the end of it. Like remember you're molested when you're in. Jerry's here. Jerry's here. Jerry's here. We flew him in from Birmingham, Alabama. Birmingham, Alabama.

And he's like, yeah, right. And he's like, what's up, Frank? You're like, oh my God, I'm out. They do the weird shit like that. Just dark shit. How dark can it get? I don't know. I don't know.

It really caught my interest. The number one thing I'm not doing that ever, and I don't think I can make it through it. I'm maybe gonna flex on you guys. The one thing I want to, I want to get a new Orleans and do their haunted tour. It's like, new Orleans is such a deep issue. Yeah, I have friends who've done that. It's interesting. Don't want to help me. I got a friend do it. Yeah, unless you've done it, I don't care. It's more of a, it's more of a, like, you know, it's like, you never been though.

No, I hate when people do that. I hate when people do that. No, you had a friend who did it. It's not scary though. It's more like you see housewives and people just like, oh, you know, it's not what you think it is. There's nothing like that. Well, hell no, what is like that?

I don't know. But there is some voodoo shit in neurons. There's some weird shit where you go. You walk by a store and you're like, if I got, is that store like just a front to get people in there and turn you into a gimp? Yeah. You know, they're dungeons.

New Orleans has a deep history of that stuff. I love that stuff. Especially when the sun goes down now. Around, especially after midnight, there's a whole new world that comes to life in New Orleans. I'm talking about what's allowed. There's this vampire shit going on comes to life in Nallands. I'm talking about what what's allowed There's this vampire should going on. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, they're the species people don't know about And also you walk in and you're like what's this? We are I'm I in the inside of a fucking genie bomb

You remember when we were touring like eight years ago nine years ago out there and went to the oldest bar in America Yes, I feel like they lied to us I feel like that bar would be in James town, but that's fine But when we went there, I remember that. It was the black something. It was like a black anvil. I don't, it was like a little black almost cave. Yes, you couldn't see shit.

Yeah, bring that up. All this bar. I can't see anything. I thought I was talking to Brian, which is some old lady with the same nose. You remember that? The feet blacksmith shop. Yep, that's where we went. Not feet. Well, that that is that is an old

Older structure in the United States great It's so haunted I held my piss for exactly two hours. Yeah, I was so scared in there. I remember that It's so dark even the lighting's from the 1700s. You can't, there's candles. Look at that. It's dope though. I love Torrance. I love that too. I don't like the whole Benyee, all that bullshit. I like that shit. Yeah.

I do. I get a little, well they go, you know what, you know where you would love, man, Paris. You had that stuff. Like you had a Paris near bars like that where you just go in and you're like, the marble, like in Rome too. But are there French people there?

Rome and men, I know, but in France are the Rome too. But are there French people there? Roman men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men Like rooms that way too the marble has been worn out from years. It's like I it's a building of the Romans belt It's a hundred years old in New York. What am I doing? I like content stuff. No, it's not haunted. Okay, you don't think so I don't think so You don't think that like the calls maybe but I don't know all the people that died in there Yeah, well if there's gonna be somewhere haunted would you not sleep in the costume at night alone? I would shoot it for content in the catacombs. I for content. In the catacombs. I'd do some crazy content. The catacombs, that's haunted shit. No, we're talking daddy. But we could just, hey, fuck that long travel.

We just go to New Orleans, dude. Not once. But I feel like you need to probably town. I wish I went there more time. Why is that? I love it, dude. I'm into all that haunted stuff. I like jazz, I like being yays. Yeah, I spent a lot of time in New Orleans.

I shot a movie there. You know, I'm not my favorite place in the summer, too hot. Wedding time, when you go, when you stick to those little areas, like you were talking about, better. True detective was down there. The first season, true detective. Oh boy.

Oh, that was good. God, that was good. Dude, there's a new show on Netflix called, Oh, Usher, something the family. The center? The center? Nope, nope, nope. Oh, follow the house of Usher, have you started watching it? Are you only sort of trailer, but it looks good.

Oh, dude, it's so good. It is. You'll like it, because I started watching it, I thought it was gonna be like a new scary thing. Yeah. Not that scary, there's some stuff in there. There's the girl from that move. I'm into the old man girl. She's from the one with the silver here? Samantha. No, the that scary. There's some stuff in there. There's the girl from that move. I went to the she's from a girl with the one with a silver

Samantha. No, the silver here. Oh, Samantha. Oh, oh, yeah, the red head with the chin. She's killing it. Tell her the one with the chin. She's so pretty. Tell my quagmire. No, she's a pretty one. She's good actor. Oh, yeah The one with a silver hair is fantastic. She plays a lesbian The one with the silver hairs fantastic she plays a lesbian And in this and now now this is them they have to find out it's a whole family spoke to the feds and they get no No, no, no, there's there's some weird thing that's killing off all the family members Oh Jesus and the dad that woman scary and the dad's the lead like basically invented painkillers Mm-hmm, and so they have this huge family royalty and all the kids are dying off.

And but the way they're dying is crazy. I want to ruin it for you. It's so good. Wow. It's very well done. Love it. Yes, I'd want to. I only watch Halloween stuff on October did.

You have the pumpkin patch lined up, night of jacks coming up here. You're not pumpkin patch guy, huh? I don't know. No. Sometimes I get bad flashbacks in my life. I get mad. I just want somewhere dark. Right now you did? Yeah. You have problems, bud. I know. Which is the pumpkin. I get mad about my career because of certain thing. Hey man. Sorry, Brian I know I just see friends of mine on shows and I get all that so I treated you I thought the pump is maybe your kids some shit triggers me where I get what's the word? Angri's not the word is rage it is it rage in a silent howl?

Yeah, you're not howling in a rage in a rage. Yeah, that's what it is a rage in a silent howl. No, you're not howling in a rage in a rage. Yeah, that's what it is. In a rage. And so when you saw her, she's crushed. I love her. She's a midnight mask. I love her. I love her as a person. Has it been a night?

I've seen a midnight mask before. We get to Brian's. She was a major. She's a major. She was a major. She was a major. No, it's Halloween. You got to watch it.

Oh my God. She's a great person. Samantha's line. I'm sorry. Oh, it's good. Oh, I did watch this. Oh, it's good. She's such a good actress, but yeah, I understand. I knew her forever and she was stuck it out for so long,

for 20 years before she made it. And that's a badass. And she's always been a great person and a great actress. And she's, but you know how she's crushing it. That's what brought you back. It's not, it's not seeing her and how she's crushing it. I love her and I love it. No, I know that. It's not a jealous thing.

It's, no, it's, yeah, it's, it's, yeah, I love her and I know that it's not a jealous. It's it's it no it's yeah it's um It's uh Yeah, I associate certain things with certain things and it makes me angry. I get it It makes me that happen you have scared that happening. It's getting there's no getting Brian back I look that remember when I go mad we did well you came on what's the game with the day? I go dark after that because yeah, I don't have that energy and I had to get on stage So I just like I'll bring you do is they yeah, so I went my way you did yours and then afterwards Cuz I saw they I saw a certain woman who I don't like yes, yeah, and I was like, okay, yeah that triggered you

Yeah, it triggered me. That's okay though. Oh Gina She's so hot. Yeah, she's great. Oh God. Yeah, Trigger me. That's okay though. Oh Gina She's so hot. Yeah, she's great. Oh God. Yeah, she's I worked with her I did a reading with her and I do worked with her on entourage. She's so pretty and oh my god She's so pretty and she's been lingering this new show. Oh God. She is such a babe and remember her in in Sin City was that it where she's making? Jesus daddy God there. She's a beauty. She is such a woman. You know fucking such a woman and Sin City, was that it? Where she's been playing naked? Jesus! Daddy! God there, she's a beauty. She is such a woman.

Gina. Fucking such a woman. Yeah, Gina was so pretty. I thought she was English. Damn it. No, she's just a class act. She's just a classie gal. Oh man, yeah, she's a classie.

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Remember the watchman didn't like that even a great career Sun and I was great. She's oh, yeah, she was in sun and all that's aer. I didn't like that either. It's a great career. Sun and La was great. Oh yeah, she was in Sun and La. Oh, that's a red. I know Patrick. I was in acting school. I did. I know these guys. I know Paulie.

What is his show? This movie was Sun and La with Polyshore. Oh, that's right. Patrick's great. Oh, Emily Dole, hell yeah, Thumber. Yeah. Adam Goldberg, Jesus. He hasn't worked in a while. It's tough Being just an actor's a mother fucker. Well the strike's over now though, right? No, it's not so

They still didn't figure out a deal. No, and they're I think farther than ever Oh, no, you got people I've been running what am I gonna do? Well, I ran into people I'm a man the people that are really hurting, like the yesterday, this guy who worked who was a boom operator, that's the actual effects. Oh, 95 days of that work, they are. They are. No, they're living paycheck to paycheck. Like if you're the rock or Vin Diesel,

like you have to figure it out, those guys have all of my, it's the people that it's all the set, the supporting staff, they're, I was one of those guys, I remember when my agent called me at the first strike, he said, it's gonna affect you a lot. I was one of those guys, I remember when my agent called me at the first strike, he said, it's gonna affect you a lot.

We're telling it's 60, 66. Just 1976, that's exactly right. And but I was a guy who did all the little jobs. So I would take whatever. And I would make, I was making, you know, I'd make my nut, I'd make whatever it was, I would, I would, You do what it takes. 200 grand, you know, whatever it was.

But in LA, you know, you got, and when that tried up, I remember I was like, oh boy, because there was no money to be had, and that's one of the reasons I started doing stand-up, because I went, wait, this is how this goes. Yeah, this is how this goes. I'm relying on a bunch of people, I don't know, lawyers to work out deals as this business seems to change,

and as actors aren't even important anymore to other people. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not doing that. No, no, no I also saw how many a minute a big old brown mule. That's right. Bubble come on now, right big dick podcasts Don't say that part big dick say that part. I'm sorry. You know, not a bad dick not a bad dick, right? It's solid. It's solid. It's solid. Yes, right. It's not right, but it's a well there we go. There he is It's great. There he is. Oh, hey. Yeah Solid Cal. Well, he's out there Cal Ripkin of Dix. Did he have fun though?

Yeah, he gets wet. That's it. He gets wet. There he is The Aztec. I'll tell you that wet. Yeah, he's enthusiastic. He's up and ready to go There he is. Is he the first one up? Who give it is all? Yeah, there he is. He's not late. He has a gag reflex. He's not lady. Yeah, he will. He barfs. Yeah, but all right. Dick barfs. That's good. Nope. We're out. I'm so sorry. Sinai. Sinai is too far. Sinai is not just... Sinai is literally going... She's covering her face. She's like, what's the fuck? Did I say that before? Sinai, you know what? I've never seen the show before. We're both old enough to know better and we can't not bring it back to male genitalia. Dude, you know, it's crazy. I don't know if it's when you're in events. Showtime.

And now it's no more boxing, no more sports coverage, no more MMA, no more, you have the bell tour. All that's gone. Nice to have, I mean, I talked to my agents and manager about, God, my life with so much easier on those showtime's gonna salary. I had to my agents and manager, like, God, my life was so much easier when I was just showtime's gonna salary. I had to have to hustle as much. You know, maybe I shouldn't want on my own.

Boy, am I glad I did. Because everyone's gone. That's when I was there, the whole branch is gone. All my boys, Brian Daly, the, even the, all the smoke, all of them gone. Luke Thomas got. So now you're out on the street and say, like all right. I guess I'm kind of home now Yeah, he's part of that

But I think Luke's to me okay because he's part of he does a show on CBS CBS sports CBS sports still gonna continue So I'm assuming they fold morning combat into that those guys are great. So hopefully they do But the whole division's done, but even all the smoke because it's basketball. It's still the smoke is I'm not gonna say what they're doing. I don't know. It's public knowledge, but yeah, okay Why did um what is Dana and Connor McGregor? Why did they give esponos a hard time? Because you like him. He's a good guy. Love him one of the most brilliant people I know He was Oscar Deloho is lawyer. Yes, hey, so why did they why did they give him a hard time? You know, they like enemies because they want to run the show

Espanos like hold up we've been to us for how long and it was on their platform So they butted heads over you know, whatever creative differences then Dana always shits on them But there's hey, hey, it's too rich guys fighting. Okay, okay It's like watching Elon and Mark Zuckerberg fight. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to watch that shit But that's what know Dana's great too, but that's when I was fucking brilliant He's not the guy you want argue with brilliant brilliant man. I bet savage too Yeah, but it's sad right Jim what is going on here? Oh, yeah, let's play a little game This is like though is gonna honestly it's kind of lame but just guess I'll

give you three options here. Yeah so the plate on that's closest to Brian is number one. Yeah right so you guys just take a bite of that. It's just beef jerky sick. Don't worry. Okay. It's not some weird like it's gonna be either alligator ostrich or kangaroo. Let's see if you guys can guess what it is. Oh I know my animals. Okay so the first one try that. I can usually tell by looking at it. Yeah right. I can.

This is good huh? The math gives too much pepper. That's the thing. Kangaroo you're spinning huh? Oh so I don't have it in my mouth when I taste the next one. Oh. So that would be, I'm saying number one is alligator. What was that?

What was that? What was that alligator, what? Ostrish kangaroo. Okay, I like it. Tasty, actually. I've never tasted rhubarb or, so I don't know. Yeah, rhubb is different.

All right, so, did we try to alligator? I want to try it in Australia. I think we did. We had alligatorue is different. All right, so. Didn't we try to alligator? That one's tried it in Australia. I think we did. We had alligator. We had alligator for sure. All right, second one. That one's gamy, that's alligator. That shit tastes like a swamp.

Two's alligator. That shit is gamy, daddy. Could be a mean-kent Rue though, too. That one's disgusting. Ryan's really thinkin'. I'm gonna say to his alligator. No he said once alligator. You or he? Yeah yeah he did say alligator. Don't copy me dude. Alright. Two's alligator. Alright number three. Two is kangaroo. Tough meat kangaroo. Oh that's kingrew. That's a hamstring of a kingrew. That's a hamstring of a kingrew.

Three is alligator. Interesting. I can't keep track anymore. I don't know. I can't keep track anymore. I don't even know. Jimmy, here I am. This is, Brian can do this thing.

Three is a kingrew. Two is alligator. One is whatever that next thing is. Astrid? Sure. Okay, Brendan, you're wrong about all those. Right? You know what it is? It's the pepper.

I'm saying three is alligator. It threw me for a little three is alligator. Hold on, now three is alligator. Because you said, no, no, I'm making my choice. Three, because it's the toughest. So three is alligator for sure. That's alligator for tail. Okay.

So three is alligator, I would say, what are my choices? Kangaroo, ostrich, next. That's the toughest. So three is alligator for sure. That's alligator for tail. Okay. So three is alligator. I would say, what are my choices? Kangaroo ostrich next. That's the fastest. Oh, and I would say, two is ostrich. Two is ostrich. Two is ostrich.

One is a... Kangaroo. Two is a roo. Dude, you guys got them all wrong. This is insane. So number one. Oh, one. Number one is alligator.

Number two is kangaroo. Number three is ostrich. Three wasaroo. Number three is ostrich. The first three was terrible. So that's ostrich. Number one was about alligators by far the tasty. That's so crazy because alligators not that tasty usually. What's it? Well give me the ingredients of those. Oh fuck off. It's just beef jerky brides. But like dehydrated meat. No it's salt pepper. It would be better if they weren't seasoned. Yeah. This is entertaining was a bad one.

This is entertaining. So the ingredients, alligator, beef, pork, salt, spices, brown sugar, molasses, paprika, they're all gonna be the same. They're all gonna be the same. They're all gonna be the same. They're all gonna be the same. They're all gonna be the same.

Yeah, they add beef and pork, so fuck off. I mean, they have to. Do they? Yeah, yeah. I've had alligator ribs in Florida. And they put, you know what they put in, you know what they send the beef in the pork it's pork lips and asshole and beef tongue Which by the way tastes great. I like it sometimes Kalamari's pig anus. I believe that

Yeah, you want to you want to play to pig anus or they use the four skins Yeah, these are facts, do yeah, you've brought the four skin dude I don't know if this is fake news or not Jim But did you see the guy from Pizza Gate got arrested for child pornography? No. I remember the owner. I met with this guy.

When I met with him, I went there and said, I feel bad for you. Pizza is delicious. I don't, I will be amazed if this is the case. Uh, I don't see anything. No. There it is.'t see anything. No. There it is. That's July 20th.

No, that's the embassy. Yeah, embassy. How about we, uh, Oh no, he, no, so he was the guy investigating Spygate. Yeah. Who said it was all bullshit. Now he gets busted for trouble.

He's a shit. That guy, yeah. That's what's interesting. This just adds to the theory there. Yeah, he had a sadistic child. I've been to comic pizza. And it is fantastic. Like I need to put a bullet in his own head.

Fuck. Oh, great. Oh, great. Yeah. What else you got, Chin? You more weird meats for Brian's mouth? No. But once again, so Convergreger, remember he had that little incident in the bathroom.

The girls was saying like he raped her or sexually assaulted her, whatever. And then they're playing like, getting drinks like an hour later. Yeah, they're hanging out afterwards. We got her, we got the Trevor Bauer accuser. We got the matter out. It's all coming out now. It's very interesting.

It's all people, women, right? It's all BS. Cool. Anyway, so they investigated no charges. Yeah. He's good to go. It seems that I haven't heard much about the Russell Brand stuff either.

That seems to have gone rather quiet. Yeah, I didn't look too much into it, but after seeing all these different cases, I'm like, come on, dude, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Russell Brand, but you know what? Like the Russell Brand stuff,

I don't know what's going on there. Pizza gate, all this crap. All this is overshadowed, rightfully so, with the Israel, Palestine, like, you realize, like, what is important, what's not? When 60% of, you know, Palestine is kids, and they're getting bombed stuff, like, allegations will get to that.

I'm not causing it. I'm causing it. Like, we'll get to that, but with everything going on, like, that should be the focus. Yeah, I couldn't. And it's crazy how they don't like by the most good one about their like we're good well he's out there now he's in his real now

but what do you know what they're trying to avoid what would world war three well it's rather avoided uh... two three and four five front war i mean the member has been in the north as well as the is the militarized sort of proxy wing of Iran in Lebanon.

They are very well armed with crazy rocketry, et cetera. And Israel does not feel like fighting them, but they may have to. They've got bunker bombs that can penetrate a thousand feet into the ground. I don't like any of those. Yeah, but they know where all this shit is, but they don't want to have that war. So what Biden is trying to say to Iran with those aircraft carriers, he's snarling at him, going, hey guys, don't fuck around here.

Well, I don't need this, you don't need this. You definitely don't need it. Is it the red, white, and blue, kamikaze? Well, the problem is, if Israel, if you make Israel fight Hezbollah, we might get drawn into this. Because remember, Hezbollah in 1983 killed all those Marines.

It was the worst single terrorist incident in before 9-11. So, you know, Marines and Americans have long memories about that shit. It all gives me anxiety, yeah, man. It's just a meal. It does. I avoid the news right now.

It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. that's the death, Twitter timeline. I always, I keep saying that what happened, what the Israelis did is separate from the Israeli Palestinian conflict. People want to talk about Palestinians

and what I don't want to get into. I don't want to get into a big, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're right. What do you got, Jen? Okay, so this is just some footage, a dash cam footage of.

Oh, Jesus. What? Yeah. So I'll just show you this clip. So everyone's, there's no life threatening injuries. So I'll just show you this clip so everyone's there's no life threatening injuries so I'll just show you this clip I think the 17 year old driver kind of veered off into a lane if you ever watch Disturbia with Shilabuff this reminds you of this yeah I remember that he's in the blue car no just keep watching just keep watching he's going really fast

so he's listening to an audio book or something this guy. Yeah. It's like a movie. Jesus Christ. He drifted oncoming traffic. Yeah, 17 year old driver. And everybody's fine? Well, no one's dying from it.

Exactly. Who was that in the car? Was that? This is the guy that had the dash cam. The 17 year old driver's the one that drifted off into the other lane and then caused the wreck. Either fell asleep or texted. Something like that.

I imagine something like texting because he's 17. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm like 17. He's too young to let people drive. I feel that way. 17? Hell yeah. Rather than drive a 20 more. I got a whorel acted at 17.

Ugh. You're justion at 17. Oh You're just I Here's a real number video. Come in. Am I right? This is just like the timing here is pretty crazy So this is a ring camera someone with a gun try to enter to try to do a home invasion and I'll just play the video for you So that seems like the husband coming in first So that seems like the husband coming in first. Any enters and looks like that's his wife coming in. Mm-hmm. Got the left over version.

Literally this guy comes in with a gun, tries to get him, she immediately slams a door and locks it, so. And then he's on the ring, but he's hiding and they're trying to like jack up the ring camera, too Anyway, it's like a close call she's fine the door right in time. Oh shit This guy He's has such a good attitude. He got his jaw basically destroyed by a grizzly bear. Damn it like ripped his chin off.

Yeah. He was a... He was a... He was a... I think the... Nah. There's a pic... There's a video of him talking what happened.

I know. I mean, I don't want to play the video... Oh, let me see if it does or not. No, let me... Give us the good shit shit. Well, if I see the old lady almost get robbed, you gotta see who got shot. This shit is crazy. I'm just afraid of us getting like flags. Well, no, we don't have to play it on air, man,

but for the entertainment, let me see. So anyway, it's Jald. Look at him right here. First, that's his daughters. All right. They got hit by bears too. No. So anyway, he was hunting deer.

They got a deer, but then they had to look for it. You know, after you kill it, because they kind of, you know, run off somewhere. And then as soon as he found it, there was a grizzly bear that came at him. He had bear spray, but there was another bigger grizzly bear that actually attacked him after that. And his homies, his buddies actually were shooting,

so they scared the bear away. But by that time, he already ripped off part of his jaw. And they're using, so that's his jaw right there his face and They're using part of his leg To repair his jaw His tibial I think damn that's cool. Yeah technology, but he's like he's like he's willing to go back out there again He's like I'm gonna win round two and what's the round two though? If you ever fight the reason I win this thing. No, he's not gonna.

Oh wait Travis Kielstian Taylor. And I'm, I, before Travis Kielstian started dating her, I was like such a fan. And I'm like, all right, I'm sick of this dude. I'm a fan of God. I know. All right, you wanna see him talk? Yeah, I'd like to see him talk without a joke.

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Where the guy is talking, he got his face ripped off. No, it's face, but it's just like it's hanging. We've seen it. No, not that, not that one. I'm telling you, it's like he's literally a car-pro-car. Type in, there's a barrier attack. A barrier attack, you can't even see it. Video?

No, it's not that, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not that it's It's the one that one I remember this one yeah This guy no, it's so unbelievable. You're like what the fuck this looks crazy. Yeah, let's not watch it Okay, yeah, I'll find you know what I wasn't sure what to because not on there is it and it is I'm You know what I wasn't sure what to because not on there is it and it is I'm I swear you like this is not on there is it I promise man we do I feel like you'd be on TikTok or something what these fucking bears can do to your face Oh Jesus. Have you guys seen this video? This is in Colorado So there's a I guess there's like a train ride that goes through the mountain area and then they saw this look like the a big-foot sight and then they saw this look like a big foot sighting. You know what I'm saying?

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I don't know, I think. It's eight minutes. It's the dissolved. Oh, Jesus, I wanna make sure she's all right because that's no joke. This looks legit. Oh, this looks legit. All right.

Okay, I'm joking. Hey girl, in an possibly hot body, put this dissolving swimsuit on. Yeah. Be careful. Oh, here we go. This is crazy. I can't believe you did this. I can't believe Brian clicked on the shit.

Keep going, Chin. I didn't chin, did. Damn it, Chin. Don't listen. Uh-oh. Let's go to a home. Turn left. Yeah, but let's go.

Turn right. Oh, so Sunaas has this one. Okay, so you guys remember Natalie Holloway? Oh, yeah. That whole mystery of how she got killed. Yeah, this is shit. The dude finally came out and was like, yeah, not only did I kill her, but I kept trying to grow up, or did she kept telling me no? She need me in the nuts.

I kicked her in the face, took a center block and got home. Yeah, I'm sure he did. So he just came out. Then he killed another woman in Peru. He's in a Peruvian jail now. Really? Oh yeah, he's a serial killer, a disgusting, damn, disgusting human being.

That's terrible, man. So there's some bad ones here. Here's another. I'm taking this stuff with Jade and Britney Spears to sell books. They just throw everybody under the bus. Okay, but, but Brits coming out and saying at 19, her and Justin got pregnant and that to sell books, move on, bitch. He's moved on.

He has kids in a family now. The only one, batshit crazy. She's America's favorite knife, knife dancer right now. I sure. She has America's favorite knife dancer right now. She's true. She has America's favorite knife dancer. It is also there together for three years, there were 19 justins like, yeah. Okay, what?

But it is part of her life and I think it's very, very important. There's Hamas and then there's this. And I think we need to. She needs to sell books. That's it. That's it. Check this out, this video here. So this is a plane.

Someone's filming from a plane looking at a drone plane. Looks like the plane's actually paused in there. Huh. Slow and critical. Hey man, look, watch. Doesn't that look pretty crazy? Yeah. It's because it's, this, our, our, his plane is moving faster than that plane.

But it doesn't look crazy though. Yes. Yeah, it does look like it's chilling, huh? Yeah, that's actually. Because this is a bridge underneath it. Yeah. Yeah. You want more crazy stuff, right?

But you've got to know how the plan is coming closer to him. So, yeah, I mean, I'm just not going farther away. So this is for Brendan, because he loves Jared Little. Do you mean, he jumped into the crowd? Yeah, by the way, he does a lot of like, height stuff, right? He likes to cross. Do you mean, do you mean tickets, he sells?

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No, because you trust the rope. I would never trust that little bungee cord. No. Could you share it with that? Sure, I did it in rehearsal, but. Oh, yeah. So high up. It's too crazy.

It's so high up. Yeah, I'm not big on heights. Would you do that? No. Have you bungee jump? No, I would never. Yeah, I'm not big on heights. Would you do that? No, have you, have you bungee jumped? No, I would never. Pros, cons, pros, you get a little bit of excitement of drilling, con, you die. Yeah. There's a bungee jump, there's a video of a guy who

bungee jumped and he touched a crocodile. Is that true? You know that one? Where he hits the water and you see a crocodile like in the water? Would you sky dive? I have, yeah. I wouldn't do any of that.

But now I got kids. So, I don't want to. Crocodile alligator? Yeah. See if this is real. Oh, you've got to capitate. Oh my lord. We can't show any of this obvious.

Is that true? It looks like it. You only got 16,000 views. But it's like a lot, 10 years ago. 10 years ago. Anyway, we can't really show any. There, there, that one. That one.

That one. That one. That one. That's the same video. Yeah, same one. Oh, that's not. That's not can't be real The time you know that that's it's bullshit, right?

Because how one point nine million views on this one? See him just one years ago that high? Well, if he touched it Yes, oh yeah, I can't oh shit never mind. Sorry. It's bullshit anyway. I think that's it. Yeah Sorry, it's bullshit. Anyway, I think that's it, man. Yeah Sick bullshit. What do you mean? Oh, the video is I want to make sure that go guy there's a video. It's Jolly's ripped off guys. Hey, what if you if you don't like video and the you like the real thing, you come see me at Chicago in Provinck October 27 28th and then Raleigh Goodnight's I'll be there November 9 10 and 11. Let's go.

Yuck yuck's Calgary November 16th, 17 and 18. Jesus. Can't stop one stop and then we got December 7th 8th and 9th in Helium, Indiana. I don't know why I'm doing Thursdays but I am. You'll be alright, man. I'm in Niagara Falls, New York, November 3rd and 4th Friday Saturday. Hey, look at my hand. Those are my sold out, I know. Cicena Casino, but basically Buffalo, Niagara Falls, New York. Brett Forte will be with me. That's November 3rd and 4th. Then Chicago, December 8th and 9th.

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