The Fighter & The Kid - O.J. Simpson's 'Juiced' Show Is INSANE | TFATK Ep. 1212
Episode Date: August 11, 2026O.J. Simpson's infamous "Juiced" prank show is back in the spotlight, and The Fighter and The Kid react to some of the wildest footage and stories surrounding the controversial project.Brenda...n and Bryan also get into the latest UFC fight talk surrounding Ian Garry and Islam Makhachev, the bizarre world of illegal exotic animal trafficking, expensive reptiles, a viral assault video, Coca-Cola's controversial personalized-can controversy, Stephen A. Smith's criticism of COVID-era policies, Clay Travis' $10 million WNBA challenge, and a mechanic caught allegedly taking apart a customer's engine.The guys also react to Brendan's Scrub Daddy commercial, the growing world of AI companion robots, and plenty of classic TFATK tangents along the way.Subscribe for more episodes of The Fighter and The Kid.Paka - To grab your PAKA hoodie, go to http://pakaapparel.com/. That’s http://pakaapparel.com/DraftKings - New DraftKings customers, sign up with code FIGHTER spend five bucks to get one hundred fifty in rewards within 14 days, includes all markets. That's code FIGHTER.Momentus - If you want to try Momentous Signature Spec Creatine, head to https://www.livemomentous.com/ and use code FATK for up to 35% off your entire first orderO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on, baby.
I mean, I'm a little fired up.
I gave you a little speech.
We've been talking about football.
I don't know if I look, do I look a little bit more intense?
It looks like your shoulders got a little bigger.
I did some farmers carries.
You're a little sore?
Well, yeah, I decided to rush things.
I picked up a little too much weight and then was like,
I'm going to do this four times up a hill, down a hill.
Wasn't warmed up enough.
You went straight to inclines.
I'm a little older.
Yeah.
And I go, well, I'm going to drop the thing, so I'm going to run it down.
And then I'm, you know, that, then I do it again.
You got excited.
Got it all excited.
You went too hard on the paint.
Yeah.
And then I, you know, when you're 60, your sciatica is not billed for that.
So I was like, what?
My back kind of, and my back never hurts, but you got to just be a little careful.
especially on the far as especially i don't know if you should have started with incline no i probably shouldn't
start with incline build up build up build up build up build up build up build up and are you doing it outside i did it outside
yeah it's a little toasty too case you got to be ready for football practice
you know what i mean football's coming last night was the first uh preseason game hall of fame game
what do you got playing for the weekend kiddos have football at 8 a m football football football
Football football.
Dad's coach.
Rather than ask, I should just know you're on the field somewhere where it's very hot.
All day.
All day.
But everyone's pretty used to it.
I'll tell you what's good too is, obviously, I'm sure, because something has happened
previously.
But the amount of water breaks they get, I didn't get that, even in college.
The amount of water breaks, we have to have a tent for shade.
If it reaches a certain index, the kids have to take off their, which just makes no sense,
but it's just a safety thing.
they have to take off their leg pads and put on shorts.
I'm like, oh yeah, because that a,
because that'll fix the heat issue.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they're still in shoulder pads and helmets.
Right.
Oh, that helps them.
Now, you're a, you're a Texan.
Do you carry a piece?
We're getting zesty already?
You're talking about my...
No, I'm talking about a...
Because I'm always loaded.
I'm talking about a pistola.
Oh, pistola, maybe.
Case is the situation.
As Jonah Hill says, fuck around, find out.
Everybody I know that I,
walk around with it has got a backpack or a fanny pack and there's always something in it i have i have a
thing in my truck and there's always a knife oh yeah um they're just ready to go here i was doing jiu jitsu
yesterday because i do jiu jitsu uh and uh my my this guy comes up shakes my buddy's hand and i look at his
the driver's side seat and he's got a royal blue two-tone glock just sitting on the oh i like
sitting right next.
Yeah.
Just that's just Texas.
Did he have it in the...
Nope.
Just loose.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, kind of like where you take a sharp turn and it goes slamming against him.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, okay.
All right.
He looked like a guy who works sometimes as an electrician.
Sometimes.
Just a bunch of loose cords in the back.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why you got to be careful.
Like, especially even with road rage out here.
Like, I was...
Yeah, I was going, I was coming back from ways to well.
And I was coming down the, what is?
71 or 6-2.
One of the freaking highways.
And I was going pretty fast.
This guy was in the fast thing,
but going slow.
So I didn't get too close to him,
but, you know,
let's get cooking here,
buddy.
And so he gets over and he could tell.
He's like,
you know,
just a regular dude.
And he was yelling,
point out of it.
And I was like,
oh,
what are you to do?
And I was like,
oh, I'm in Texas.
In Texas.
Oh,
what is he going to do?
He's going to shoot me.
I went like this.
Yeah,
that's what I do.
And he went.
That's what I just went.
That's what I do.
I don't fuck around.
And if you really are trying to fuck with me, I rehearse this.
I rehearse it.
I'm going to be so passive.
And if I park and you get out, then you go?
Then I'm going to go.
If I don't have a gun, if you, if you, if you come at me and I'm in my car, I got, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to have my.
But you know my thing.
But, but, but here's my thing.
I'm going to be like this.
I don't want any, I'm going to this, this is how I am.
I don't want any trouble.
Sat, sat, sat.
but you're going to give me a three piece
and your hands up like this dude I don't want
because when people videotape you and you're doing this
I don't want any
I don't please don't
this is a very good way to just
I'm not getting out of the car unless
it's go time that's at last call
but my thing is that that's why
finally the mature the mature breton went
we're gonna we're gonna fight
because he was in the fast lane going slow
I sped up he went to the right
and then if we get out of the car he probably has a gun
I've got we're gonna shoot out over this you know dumb that is so I just went I just went yeah cool
whatever do your thing he calmed down but I'm like what do we've had so many people that do it for
a living where they you know they teach this stuff they're in law enforcement you know talk to them
about like I was like I want to carry a gun like a while well in case there's a spree shooter yeah
now I can take him out like that guy in Idaho who was planning trains for it trains for
but and by the way he had a silencer on that guy
suppressor, right?
So it doesn't make too much noise.
One of the reasons is because the most likely scenario
is when cops arrive at the scene and you have a gun in your hand
and you're shooting at that guy, they're going to shoot you.
Yeah, they think you're the...
They don't know.
But it's just a world of problems you don't want to go down.
It's a world of problems you don't want to go down.
I went through what happens if your kid is bit by a poison snake, right?
And I said, what?
You call the poison control center, by the way, if you're in Texas.
Call 911, tell them what's,
going on because not all, not all hospitals have anti-venom. Here's the problem, too. A lot of them don't.
One of your kids might get bit by a diamond back, or they get bit by a coral snake, or they get
bit by a cotton mouth, all different anti-venombs. What if you don't see the snake and you don't
know what it is? I started rehearsing these things in my head because you got little ones.
You just got to see what's what. Yeah, snakes are everywhere. And you got to rehearse this shit.
because if you don't rehearse it, you'll be a sitting duck.
You don't rise to the level of your training.
You know what they tell people in emergency?
But I think if your kid gets through it, I think just get to the hospital, right?
He gets the hospital right away.
And they can handle it.
They can handle it.
They can handle it.
They can handle it.
They can handle it.
They can handle it.
They can figure out.
Yeah.
My problem is Tiger is just too, he watches too much coyote Peterson.
So he's fucking.
Oh, yeah.
Like we were taking the trash out yesterday.
It was a big ass frog.
It was like a black frog.
I go, and he's dad, I'm going to catch him.
I'm like, you don't know what that is?
and he's like
you think he's poisonous
Dad and he like knows his frogs
I'm like oh wow you're a door
oh yeah yeah yeah he grabs him
he does no shame grab him
he'll grab snakes he'll get fuck
spiders I was that way
me too I was that way too
I was like that way too I was like that's cool
they didn't care
garter snakes get bit no problem
yeah oh you're like this
but I didn't know this
so I post this on my
IG story
uh
Joanna I need some to watch last night
so HBO has this doc
a god of something
yeah monsters of god
oh this is
this up your alley
this up your alley
I gotta see this you're gonna love this
dude this is you and me
if we had our shit together
with reptiles
so this dude becomes like
basically the Pablo Escobar
of smuggling in illegal animals
but he's out to the zoos
like the
and they pay real money huh
oh buddy he's
bawling
but he was flying like
Fiji and these special iguanas
he's going all over
what I don't like is
my thing is
how was he catching him?
Show me him catching him.
Yeah.
B,
he's like,
yeah,
I just put my suitcase
and then back then
you just walk in.
So what are you doing though?
How are they staying alive?
How are they staying alive?
So reptiles need a very small pocket of air.
So you can actually put them in an airtight thing
and they can breathe.
Typically,
if you have a really poison snake,
they have them in a sealed.
Yeah.
Plastic thing with a hole in it.
Yeah.
Like a little hole.
But you know what fuck around.
I'd like a little more deeper dive on that.
But this dude's smuggling all that.
You would love it.
You would love it.
Yeah.
It's so good.
I'm all over it.
I'm going to watch this.
You know, our boy, A.G.
from Tohold.
Yeah.
He has, he has so much, he's in the snake trade now.
He's in the ball python trade.
And I've been to his place where he's got.
Dude.
He's in the process.
It's super illegal too, Bubba.
Well, no, no, he's doing it.
No, I'm saying with the illegal one.
Yeah, he's doing it with ball pines where these guys are crazy.
They, they cross-pollinate genetics.
And they get the most incredible looking snakes you ever seen.
Bring up ball pythons.
and then bring up like the ones like he's got those kind look all the colors they're fucking
amazing he's got one of those so he's got some of these snakes are like 30 grand 40 grand
and you sell their offspring look at that shit albino peaball they're beautiful yeah i guess like
the mona lisa they were saying is bring it up to a fiji iguana because they're like a real
like electric green and then they have red eyes yeah so this guy had them and that's one see
how they look, see how they look kind of different.
Yeah.
That's like the Mona Lisa they said of lizard.
Really?
Reptods.
Yeah, that's the big dog.
Yeah, man.
It's like anything else.
Look how much they go for, Chin.
There's a guy, people make millions.
Well, that's what, no, dude, it's a $700 billion business a year.
What?
Of reptiles.
700 billion.
Well, once they, okay, that's not bad.
Now,
now.
Okay.
Okay.
I thought, okay.
Google's such a culture.
Like, Google's so annoying.
like it's like yeah man no because they took no man okay they're about 1500 bucks i mean you're not you're not
paying your mortgage yeah you know i guess we have like 50 of them a pot of pairs two gram each
right yeah you know but but but but but i think back in the 70s when this you want because they
passed that endanger species act and they said once that happened the black market went
so it's like a billion dollar business of course now do these guys deal in poisonous snakes
oh yeah oh yeah yeah and the in the in the
Doc starts off with this guy who really shouldn't be handling a king cobra.
He has a king cobra and things like, and he's going, yeah, crazy man.
You hear the camera guy go, all right, let's get it back in the box.
And he's like, let's get in it because you can tell it's about to fuck him up.
He puts in the box and there's this hole.
He's like, go to your home.
He goes in there.
And the snake must have turned around because he goes to put this thing in it.
And the thing goes out of nowhere.
And you're like, fuck, dude.
You can tell the guy's not very professional.
No.
You don't want to fuck around because a guy.
got bit by a king cobra and he calls up he goes hey he had to pull his car over he goes i got
bit by king king cobra and i'm starting to feel really numb everywhere well send an ambulance dumb
ass fuck face you're about to die for real well and they also have those big little the monitor
lizards the big ones he has a gila monsters like big boys and you tell he has one on the
counter he's doing the interview and they don't show it but it must have bit the fuck on him
before the interview because he's talking like this
and his blood going down his fucking
form just idiots yeah they're
Gila monsters fangs are in the back of their mouth
it's like a boom slang super
poisonous but they have small fangs in the back
of their teeth go like that and then dig in
to tear they'll they'll chew on you and you're like
oh fuck they're fucking cool
Gila monsters yeah
they're you had a bunch of Gila monsters he had the big
they have the big boys
complete badasses
look at that fucking they're super cool
you'll love that documentary
Could he handle the Gila monster?
Can you care?
Can you hold them?
Yeah, he's like, they're better than dogs.
And he's like all up on them.
He's feeding them chickens and shit.
Really?
And they're big.
It's an alligator.
It's a big, look at it.
Big boys.
They have those, uh, were they, the crocodile monitors or whatever the, you know the big ass monitors that eat like fucking sheep?
Camoto dragons?
He has comeo dragons.
He has it, Bubba.
He's got Camoto dragons.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This guy dealing with the real shit.
Dude, Camoto dragons will eat a fucking goat or a pig.
Well, we saw it.
They'll swallow one.
he has all the uh all this the super spicy fucking uh snakes all the snakes all the snakes so this guy
in the documentation again he's the paubble escrow of smuggling in uh dangerous species but everyone's
hating on him i'm like man he's pretty big visionary like he was the steve jobs of bringing all these
illegal animals in nobody's ever seen these he's the reason why zoos and pet stores why the reptile
the reptile like areas became so popular because he's like I was bringing shit no one ever saw ever ever
gaboon viper yes gaboon vipers but he would like he was like oh there's whatever there's the fiji
iguanas he would fly to fiji on his own dime collect him smuggle him in like he was the man
it's an obsession for some people yes you know these guys are a little too into him but yeah yeah don't
Don't kid yourself.
They're nuts that way.
Wildlife trackers.
Pablo Escobar, animal trafficking, the lizard king.
Yeah, but they, they, they, you're screwed, man.
You're going to wait a prison for a long time and get busted.
Yeah.
And, oh, and so the, the wildlife, like the feds here, tried cracking down.
Then they figured out that all the major zoos, L.A. Zoo, Bronx Zoo, the Nashville, the Nashville
Zoo, Dallas Texas Zoo, the big boy zoos, who are owned by the government, and their board
of directors are all politicians.
They're like, we're going to go after the zoos.
And then all of a sudden, he goes, and then they figured out all these elected officials
are on the boards.
And they're like, no, we're not.
Yeah.
You're like, you didn't hear a peep.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're not doing shit.
That the, that's a whole thing.
Like, if somebody's making money off that, that's a whole subculture.
Well, I told you, I had buddies.
I knew they were in the dark arts because they're getting me like these super exclusive shoes.
And then, colonels.
They pull up my house and he's like, yo man, you want a, you want a sloth?
I'm like, no, I want the 95 dunks.
Remember, sloth?
I don't want a fucking sloth.
He goes, bro, check it out.
Opens up the trunk.
There's a sloth in a cage.
Just a sloth.
Just a sloth.
I'm sure he's a sloth expert and tell you exactly what you need.
I go, buddy, what the fuck would I do with you?
Dude, they're chill.
Just put them in your backyard.
This one, you know, you just put your backyard.
It's just kind of chill.
I go, well, why?
I'm not going to pay for him because when he just go up the tree and there just keep going?
Yeah.
You'll be surprised, man.
I'm like, would I?
Yeah, yeah.
What I?
Oh, you're a sloth expert?
Yeah.
A sloth.
Boring.
Super, cute as much, though.
Bore.
Cute as fat.
Big, big claws, though.
Oh, yeah.
Get it twisted.
Tear you up.
Those sloth,
Fuck you up.
I'll tell you up.
But yeah, you'll realize the illegal animal trade to bring out the dark arts.
It'll definitely bring out the dark arts.
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Yeah, sloths don't fuck around either.
They'll fuck you up, man.
They look slow, but if they have to,
fuck around and find out with a sloth, baby.
Yeah, my, uh...
See anybody's fucking that dude out?
Yeah, you can get a fucking...
You could even get a...
His calls are huge, dude.
A baby mountain gorilla back in the day.
And people would have...
Look at them.
Yeah, things not.
You don't fuck around with the sloth.
He doesn't want to be bothered.
No, man.
I mean,
I would enjoy having a...
I got that thing
It's just like so slow
How do they even survive?
How in the world do they survive?
This guy
Yeah, no, you don't want to mess with
Oh shit
He's swinging around shit
Yeah
Yeah they look cute
But you don't want to mess around
Look at those nails dude
Oh I'm telling you that
They'll fuck you up
They're like Wolverine
She didn't see what the most expensive
Dangerous Animal is
Illegal Dangerous Animal on the black market is
What do you think?
Well, it's probably a poisonous snake.
I mean, you don't want...
Wouldn't you think like a king cobra is the most expensive?
The most expensive?
Yeah.
Oh, no, it's probably a tiger in terms of how to...
Oh, bro, I'm not talking about tigers or shit.
I'm talking about reptile.
Oh, reptiles.
Most poisonous or the most expensive?
Expensive.
Oh, no, not a king cobra.
Really?
Let me guess.
Hold on.
Don't say anything.
I'm going to say either an emerald tree boa.
No, not animal.
Reptile.
Reptile?
Can you do animal?
They don't put like polar bears and shit.
We don't want that, man.
You said animal first time, right, reptile.
I don't think anything is that expensive.
Oh, some of those snakes are stupid expensive.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to say maybe a Gaboon Viper, Emerald Tree Boa,
or inland Tai Pan.
I'm going to say anaconda.
No, I can buy one right now.
All right.
Yeah, there's a stupid answer.
they're everywhere
but we let's see
the tortoise
comoto dragon
yeah 30 gs
damn that plowshare tortoise can be
a hundred grand none of them are snakes
lizards
see
speech such as the the Fiji crested iguana
man devastated by poaching
so tortoise
motto dragons
Koto dragon caught you 30 grand
wow
you want to somebody we'll talk about
the ultimate flex. You walk in somebody's crib, right? People have Ferraris, Lambos. Dude, I walk
in your crib and you got a Komoto Dragon. I'm like, bro. I mean, this guy's bald.
The ultimate flex would be a bad person. If you had a fucking whale.
Camodo Dragon Bees. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. That thing's a base.
Now, just type in animals, Jen. What do you think of an animal? What about a gorilla?
Panda bear? I mean, you know.
You know, Panda bears aren't, they're not real.
Well, they're fucking weird.
They're genetically modified.
That's what they say.
Yeah.
That's the conspiracy.
Yeah.
Um, I'd say a panda.
I'll share a tortoise.
A fucking tortoise.
Keeps popping up, dude.
What a terrible animal.
I know.
Chimpanzee.
What's in a glass eel?
Well, you know, you know, me, I love my fish.
Some of those, um,
some of those fish,
especially the Asian ones.
Whoa, rare songbirds.
White rumped Shama.
Tens of thousand.
If I want to buy a bald eagle,
how is that going to run me?
You can't buy one.
Well, even in the black market,
I don't think you can.
You can get one, though, if you have a license.
I can get one.
If you have a, if you have a...
If you know the right people, you get a bald eagle.
I know, actually, I know some people
that'll get you any kind of animal you want.
You'll probably have to pay.
it up in Mexico.
No,
they'll smuggle it a little over.
Don't,
say how much is,
yeah,
can buy,
or how much is a bald eagle
in the black market?
Bro,
I walk into your fucking crib.
Fuck the,
the centerpiece,
fuck your art.
I walk in,
you got a bald eagle?
And you just hear,
ah,
and just lands on a guy's shoulder.
Hey,
there you go.
His name is America.
Oh,
I'd love that,
dude.
But individual feather
sells for $450.
Yeah,
I'm talking about the whole goddamn bird.
Yeah.
Yeah, the bird's going to cost you some money, brother.
Bro.
No, just a...
A bald eagle carcass sells for a thousand.
Feathers.
You want a feather headpiece?
Thousand bucks.
Bro, they're so expensive.
Wow.
See, chat, GPT, don't know, ball.
There you go.
That's how much you get charged.
$250,000 if you have one.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
That's the penalty.
You think you're getting chicks if you have bald eagle on your crib?
Yeah, that's one way to...
You know.
Yeah, but do these hos know?
Man, and missed a killing spree of bald eagles.
Wow, to sell their feathers.
Yeah, but do these hos know how much a bald eagle was going to cost you?
Not only you're running dark arts, but B, the amount of cash you got to have for a bald eagle, man.
That guy killed 3,000 bald eagles.
It's a bad guy.
Wow.
Black, bald and golden eagles.
Wow, I don't know what a golden eagle is.
Can't be cheap.
Wow.
See, they don't say how much it is.
Those boys are going away from a long time, though.
Indian, it's on an Indian reserve.
Wow.
Yeah, not finding prices anywhere.
Hey, it's a little zesty, though.
Let's say you're dealing with the black market dealer,
and he gives me a list of all the wild shit he has,
and you pick like a sloth, zesty, right?
What would be really zesty is if you were so rich
and you were the kind of guy that was like,
I want to say how well a bull does against a tiger in a cage.
And that's what they used to do.
and and like in in uh in in spain they used to take they used to take fighting bulls and pit them against bears
and lions yeah i'd watch that yeah you know who won those fights the beer the bull every time
oh because horns they just put them in there and they're aggressive a fighting bull bring up bring up a
fighting bull they're just crazy athletic and strong they were like oh check this out and they would fucking
Bro, I know they're not illegal, but some of those,
some of those bulls are so expensive.
Type into how much a bull is, Chin?
Oh, yeah.
Fighting bowl?
Y'all, you're going to get educated today.
Fighting bull would be expensive.
Fighting bull price.
I want a fighting bowl.
There you go.
Less than I thought.
I mean 20 grand.
I mean,
starting in a thousand.
Okay.
Okay.
So I can get a small one for a grand.
I'll fucking buy one right now.
Well, famous Spanish ranchers.
Command top dollar for elite fighting lines.
Oh, you know what's expensive as fuck?
Horses.
Oh, yeah.
You're talking millions of dollars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the most expensive.
Yeah.
But if you wanted to practice fighting bulls,
my friend, this kid, I know who's a bull.
70 million dollars.
See, that's that shit I'm talking about.
That's so crazy.
70 million for a race horse.
That's the sport of kings, buddy.
Well, that has to be the most expensive animal ever sold.
Was that cheap Pegasus is $70 million.
But if I want to buy like a blue whale, that can't be cheap.
Can't buy a, you can't buy a blue whale.
Bro, you don't, you don't know.
Baba, you can't buy one because, guess what?
He's, he's in the ocean and no one is removing him from the ocean.
Because you can't have an aquarium size of what he needs, which is an ocean.
So that's never happening.
Most expensive animal ever sold is that they got a dog on there, a red mastiff sold for 1.9.
What?
That's ridiculous.
A bird sold for 1.9.
racing pigeons
dude that's that's that's
if you buy
101.9 million dollars
you buying pigeons
that's zesty
god
what did you do today
I bought some pigeons
on on on an auction
oh you have that
can go down
where it says
the most expensive aquatic
or exotic species
ever sold
yeah it says they can break it down
yeah because I started getting
into the dark arts with fish a little bit
I remember
You don't have your aquariums anymore
Oh they're talking about the ones you buy
I'm sad
The marijuana
You see that platinum marijuana
Yeah 400,000
What?
Yeah listen
There's a place
I'm not going to give out exact
Location
There's a place by the airport B
If you want exotic black market animals
Fish particularly
It's the Asian market
They got aeronas up the wazoo
They got the red marijuana
They got the gold
They got the green
green.
Okay.
If you want a baby, it's going to be a few grand.
You want the big dog?
You're only 30, 40 mil.
You want the big dog.
30,000, sorry.
Wow.
Platinum.
This just looks plain, though, you know?
How dare you?
No, they're cool ass fish, but this one looks plain.
The red one's what you want, though.
Yeah, but the expensive ones that platon.
I know, but the red and the gold ones what you want.
I want the red one forever.
And I found, there it is.
I found, and I found it.
Again?
They live for it.
I found it.
They live for it.
Forever, Brian.
And they keep growing.
They need a big cage.
Or aquarium.
Big tank.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can buy them now.
They're fine.
My friend sent me a video of us doing...
That looks dope.
My friend sent us a video of us doing the podcast and Austin Chase, our buddy.
And Austin goes, Brian, talk to Brennan.
And you said, Patty Pimbleton.
you said Patty Pimbledon he goes you didn't correct him and he said Patty Pimbledon oh buddy that's
I know he's bad with name that's the least of our words right Patty Pimilton
Patty Pimbledon and what I got Pimbledon from he just said Brian please talk to
Brandon he said Pimbled you said it a few times because Pimilton's like a character I think
somewhere yeah where did I get out my Pimbley Pimbled from Pimbledon no but it has to be
a regulation for Mittermeyer for name
You know
I think this
this dude here
I don't know who the farty that is
Artie Pimbledon
How do you think
The unthinkable
That's my riddle for today
Oh you're trying to bring the podcast
Discretion all
Okay I'll entertain this
How do you think
You want to get super boring
How do you think
Unthinkable?
What are you talking about
How do you think
The unthinkable?
I'm thinking about buying
Fucking illegal animals
Dude
and we were cooking.
With an iceberg.
How do you think the unthinkable with an iceberg?
Ife.
How do you think the unthinkable with an iceberg?
How do you think the unthinkable?
Oh my God.
With a lisp.
Man.
Sorry, I just like to do it.
It's called a comedy break.
I feel you.
Someone in the super chat goes,
how are you and Brian going to call Ian Gary Zesty?
What if Ian Gary made all the clips of you and Brian being gay over the years?
I went, oh, buddy, we're, we destroy him.
For being gay, we're winning 10-7 every round.
Yeah, yeah.
The difference is we're not getting ready to fight Islamakchev, the number one pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
If you went to the search history, like, you know, you hit that search button on my Instagram,
at least as many muscular shirtless men would come up as women with big,
Yeah, but that's whatever.
For how many 14 years we've been doing this?
You know many gay things we've done on him?
We've never missed a show where we even veer off into a man's beauty, his cock,
bro, last was it, Wednesday's show, we spent 30 minutes looking for the most attractive MLB player.
And Ian Gary's Esty.
That's fucking true.
Yeah.
And now we're talking about reptiles.
Yeah, they're like, what if he made a colloquy?
Lajval, the gays stuff you guys did.
It's like, yeah, I hear you.
You got us.
Yeah, I hear you.
We'll destroy him in the game department.
However, I don't have to sell a fight on finding Islam Makachev.
That's the difference.
Yeah.
Also, we're not serious.
Also, we're not serious.
We ain't serious.
He is.
Hey.
I think women should run the world.
Oh.
Oh, cool.
You're about to see women run New York City.
I'll check in about three years.
tell me how that went for you.
A, B, I don't want you treat me any different.
Dude, don't treat me any different.
I shot a pretty big commercial.
You did?
You heard of Scrub Daddy?
I haven't, but I...
Really?
Well, that's okay.
Your wife probably has the sponges.
Okay.
I was on set for 14 hours.
14 hours.
Okay.
Yeah.
Is this it?
Shall we watch?
I can edit this.
Brian that edit out.
There I am.
That's it.
Wait, go back.
I see you right there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
They better have paid you a lot.
Ryan?
Again, I was on set for 12 hours.
I'm not in anymore.
I don't think.
You are?
I'm in again?
Look right there.
Oh, hell yeah.
This is a good commercial, though.
That guy owns Scrub Den.
he does
I love this
who did this commercial
very good commercial
he's great too
who's this actor
another
for more gentle
sensitive
surfaces
you're such a way with
pants
I should probably
skedaddle
go idiot
that is
don't treat me any different
great commercial
don't you mean any different
I was on set
for 12 hours
I love that commercial.
Oh, yeah, they're beast.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, big production on a legit stage set.
Oh, yeah.
They spent millions of dollars.
Yeah, that's a big one.
Oh, big boy.
Dude, I was on set.
That's it.
How many times do you have to do that, the daddy thing?
Three times.
Three times.
And I shot out of this stuff.
Three or four times.
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They send me the commercial
because I have to post it today
right by contract.
Oh, cool.
My commercial.
Click.
Wow.
I'm about as much as this
is Brian's in the Joker.
Yeah.
This is rude.
Yeah.
But again,
it's what it is.
And did you know anybody else
on that set?
The girl next to me,
she's a professional
race guard driver.
She's super she's big than I am for sure
But they had you guys
Just this cameos in it?
Yeah
But that's what I said
But when you think about it's pretty smart right
They pay a stupid amount of money to do
Like buddy
Yeah
Dumb money for that
It's great dumb money
But what they're doing is
We're gonna put these guys with big following in the background
And then they got to post it
So instead of just having regular
Haley Digan
Yeah her dad starred in Meda Militia
Super Famous Razor her brother's
Uber famous
Uber famous
motorbike.
Yep.
Yeah.
Wow.
Don't treat me any different.
Now I'm in Hollywood, dude.
I was going to say.
Hey, scrub daddy.
I'm just like you, dude.
I can just see you on set all day.
I have fun.
No, thanks to her.
It's fun.
She was cool.
Yeah, she's great.
Hilarious.
But, uh, you know.
I really like that commercial.
A lot.
Really.
Yeah, it was interesting, dude.
how many views has that had so far do we know
go to their account go to the scrub daddy account
go to youtube
let's see this first real quick since we're here
because it's very good
we already has 6,000 likes
how long is it out it's gonna it just dropped today
well they dropped it two days ago
okay I dropped today
the real test yeah that's good though
really good oh did you it'll get millions
millions millions, yeah.
Love it.
Interesting, right?
Love it.
Joanna was crunk because I guess she loves Scrub Daddy sponges.
So $360,000 on Instagram.
It's good.
Scrub Daddy, boom, award-winning performance.
Scrub Daddy's really good
sponges and I have them.
Yeah, yes.
I'm sure you do.
yeah well it's brand new so you know just give it a little time maybe man
really good well dude i'm just a guy
i'm just a man i'm just a man i'm just a man that annoys me
don't the ac yeah it's bugging me it's not a c remember it's a co2 thing for the cars
and can you uh can you oh we've tried it a million times but no i'm saying but does it
fuck with our sound i actually do it in post to where you can be you can still hear it but it's not
nearly that's not like this okay oh bros i remember we're talking shit about how i water my trees
all the time yeah i got the water built today hmm oh boy gonna have to cut back on the water
gotta cut back on the water man yeah yeah we don't i don't fuck around with that it's expensive
dude right yeah we're gonna have to water twice a week i get calls from the city about like
dealing with water yeah
Yeah. Too much water.
Austin, Austin real estate.
People got a little excited.
Now it's, it'd be the same in L.A.
Yeah, I'm too much.
Well, Austin did the right thing.
They built a lot.
You can't build in these blue states.
Austin built and so people can live.
Stub daddy.
Scrup daddy.
Different, but.
No, I'm very impressed.
I'm just a guy.
Very impressed.
Just a guy.
I'm just a man.
What else you got to?
What else you got?
by the way that girl and the
one that in the hospital bed, the Asian girl
she's like a huge
like what do we call
Instagram personality
whatever she's enormous
I didn't know a lot
She's an actress
Yeah
Her Instagram
She's big
There's a ton of people like
You know him he's that
You know him?
I'm like I know bring her up
Where are she from?
Damn I don't remember her name though
She's good
I doubt it's gonna
I will be able to find that
And that black guy's really good
The actor
Hilarious
Yeah people are like
audition and shit. Of course.
You got real actors. Yeah.
No, not none of these.
Okay.
Scrub daddy.
Do you want to start off with the really, really one that's going to piss you off?
Sure. Try and piss this off, Jane. Good luck.
This guy. You should have seen him by now on the news on social media.
I don't know who he is.
He's some crazy freaking dude that's just walking around like talking himself about something like July 31st or July 21st, 31st.
And then some random girl walks by the most innocent girl holding like a get well balloon and I'll just play
He knocks her out
That's the real issue nigger
You sit here playing with me nigger that's the real issue nigger
July 21st is the real issue nigger he's crazy
July 21st that's the real issue
Nah don't wave to me
You still talking you?
Oh
say he liked you say you like you he like you he likes you myself
nigger.
So very, very hard to watch, but the crazy thing, this fucker's been arrested 14 times, been to jail, 14 times, and he's still on the, on the streets.
When are we going to shoot him in the fucking head?
And he needs to go.
When are you going to shoot him in the head?
That guy should be shot in the head.
Like, let me do it.
That poor lady.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
That poor lady.
Like, you keep letting these people out because they're completely crazy.
He's a threat.
You got to put him down.
He's not well.
Yeah, he got to put him down.
And what city is that?
This is Charlotte, North Carolina?
You got to put him in a hospital.
No, no, no, no, there's no hospital.
You got to put him down.
You move out of the fucking way.
No, you just punch an instant lighting in the face.
You got to put him down like a fucking dog.
What a piece of shit.
I mean, I agree with you.
He said, no, don't wave at me and then punch her right in the face.
Yeah.
Like, you know, bop, and so now what happens to him?
He, I don't, dude, he has to go either.
He has to go to a hospital and stay there.
No, you know, he has to be killed.
Yeah, there's no help.
There's no, they've tried.
How many times he's been in and out?
There's no help.
He'll keep going down.
Did he apprehend him?
Yes, they got him.
And now what?
Now the taxpayers have to pay for this piece of shit.
And then what?
He'll, he gets out.
He posts bail and does somebody else.
He'll go to jail and he'll, he's just crazy and he'll stay there.
See, before that, he was chasing someone, the woman around a car.
He was transported a medical facility.
Fuck off.
But also, you have to have men who have, who get out of a car and stop him.
They might not have seen it though.
Yeah.
You know?
You know, just choke him unconscious until he doesn't...
Assault with a deadly weapon.
He's not around anymore.
He's been arrested nine times over the last 34 months.
Those cases include assault, assault on a female, assault with deadly weapon, trespassing, domestic violence.
Just charging a firearm in the city.
Wow.
Okay.
So you're going to wait until he kills somebody, you fucking dummies?
He's got to go away.
But he's a victim of the system, bro.
He's actually, he's a victim of the system.
Crazy.
He's a, you got to put him down.
He is literally not dealing with a, he's dealing with a faulty computer.
Yes.
Really bad computer.
You're a bad guy.
Wow.
He's just a bad guy.
Yeah.
Mentally ill.
How many times, how many times he has to hurt somebody?
Yeah, that's the problem.
That poor lady.
In and out of that revolving door job, that system.
It's got to go to jail.
Well, you did it, Jen.
You pissed us off.
I know.
But, I mean, you know, get you going, right?
You kind of wish you were there so you could go and just give him in that problem.
I'll face worse consequences than he will.
I fuck you.
Oh, I fuck his world up.
No, you just pound his face.
You grab him and you pull him and you break his neck.
Yeah, but then I get arrested.
No, you were like, I was just holding.
He was trying to get away and I just had to put a little pressure on his.
I had to put my chest on the back of his head and pull up.
Way to go, Chin.
You did it.
gets you going.
Look at that fucking shit, dude.
Gotta put him down.
But people are calling for the judges to be identified,
the ones that didn't.
Accountability.
Yeah.
Accountability.
This is how things change when you see this.
You're like,
your woke system.
No,
we just got to keep giving these guys chances.
Can't have this.
What the fuck else you got, Chin?
Way to go, dude.
Let's go with this one.
This has been making the rounds as well.
So Coca-Cola allows you to do custom personalized cans.
And there's certain words you can put in.
A lot of them are perfectly fine, but then when you put Jesus in there.
But I'll just let, I'll play this video.
This is pretty wild.
I wish this was fake, but unfortunately it's not.
And we're going to do this live because I don't want to see any comments that,
ah, this is a conspiracy theory, blah, blah,
or whatever else the bots come up with these days.
You can see we're on the Coca-Cola website.
You can see the URL right there at the top.
This is a live screen mirroring of this laptop right here.
we're going to go ahead and customize our Coke can.
The first entry we're going to try is the devil is king.
No issues with the devil is king.
Now let's try.
Jesus is king.
Suddenly, we get an error.
You can see here they say,
we worked hard to get this right.
Now let's try.
Satan is good.
No problems with Satan is good.
You can see it populate on the Coke can right here,
but it gets better.
Let's try Jesus is good.
Again, we get that error, and you can go ahead and swap it with other religions.
No problems there.
Wow.
Wow.
No problems there.
But this is the best part.
We'll swap it back to Jesus is good.
Again, we get that error, but what if we were to put?
Jesus is bad.
No way.
Suddenly it takes our entry, and you can even put,
Jesus is evil and you can see it populate on the Coke can right there.
Wow.
I wish this was...
Wow.
Hey, Coca-Cola.
That almost pissed me off worse than the other thing.
Hey, Coca-Cola.
What the fuck you're trying to do, Jen?
Get it together.
Yeah, this makes me want to ban die Coke.
I won't drink Coke.
I mean, it's not.
You better fix it.
It better be a glitch.
You got, you better be a satanic glitch.
You got 30 days.
But Jesus is bad.
It's doable.
A Jesus is good does not.
That is freaking wild.
If that goes viral,
oh,
it is,
$253,000.
Brian?
You watch.
I guarantee that would be viral.
Coke is like,
oh,
how'd this happen?
Oh,
the devil got in there.
That's how.
He did a part two.
I didn't watch this.
I don't know if you guys want to watch this.
Yeah.
Let's see what happens.
And it's actively updating their website.
But here's some other things
they might want to take a look at.
We're back on the Coca-Cola website.
You can see the URL at the top there.
This is not a conspiracy theory.
The first entry we're going to try is I love Satan.
No problems with I love Satan.
But how about I love Jesus?
Now we are going to get an error.
What if you inputted, I hate Jesus?
Now you can see it's going to populate on the Coke hand right there.
But let's switch gears.
Some Asian pride.
Is it an algorithm thing?
Boom. Good to go.
Some coder probably.
Indian pride.
also good to go.
You can't do American pride?
Hispanic pride.
White pride.
Boom.
We're good.
But sorry to all my white folks out there.
White pride is going to give you an error.
And you can see they say, we worked hard to get this right.
So either a $400 billion company really didn't work that hard and is lying to us or this is all intentional.
So which one is it, Coca-Cola?
It's intentional.
Insane.
Dude, this is
this is going to become, I hope.
They better, like,
they're going to have to make a statement on it.
But think about it, if social media didn't exist,
if this smart gentleman didn't expose this,
you couldn't put Jesus as king,
couldn't put Jesus as good,
you couldn't put American pride, white pride.
You can't put American pride.
White pride, white power, I understand,
because that has raised expectations.
White power, yes, agree.
White pride?
It's still like,
I like it's always been used as a you know as a racist dog whistle so but uh you know what I
mean like like you're being mischievous now you know so heaven heaven forbid should be proud
to be a white American heaven forbid oh the hotrosse well thing about being an American is you're
an American like being an American cut through all that the whole point of America was it cut through
all that right it was like it was a place where give me your huddled masses your yearning to
breathe free. It was the idea that doesn't matter where you came from. Everyone's tribal. Everyone's tribal
unless you're white. What you look like. It doesn't matter what you are. You're an American.
American is a place. Yeah. I hear you be that that's a great overall message. But I'm saying like
black pride like a black owned only restaurant, right? But if you go the opposite way with that.
Yeah. It's it's what happens when the culture has been founded and oriented around white European men.
And that is the dominant culture.
It has been for a long time.
You're going to have, you're going to have those,
when those things came along, like Black Pride,
it was in response to.
Sticking together.
Yeah.
But then it gets all perverted and it gets all kind of like bad actors
come in on all different angles and start playing with all this shit.
Most of us are walking around going,
what are you talking about?
You know?
I mean, guys.
Here's a stat for you.
If America was so racist, please explain to me why I think 25% of Silicon Valley companies
are owned or run by Indian Americans, very brown people.
And the reason is because the capitalist society and Asians, Asians and Indians and Jews
who were traditionally marginalized like fuck and dealt with a lot of prejudice,
they figured out a way in this capitalist system to get to the top and start crushing.
Okay?
So, you know, people were very prejudiced against Indians.
I can remember it very well personally.
Asians, if you were Chinese, you didn't have an easy time going to high school and anywhere
in this country for a dollar long.
You're fucking Korean.
You know, am I wrong?
You tell me you didn't deal with, like, with a lot of racist stuff as a Korean guy?
A lot.
But you never talk about it because they don't,
because Asians typically just get their work done.
So, you know, and why do Indians, why do Asians,
why do they rise to the top no matter what?
Why?
Despite all the prejudice that Indians have to deal with.
People from India, people from Bangladesh, people from Pakistan,
people from Korea, people from Japan, people from China in this country,
crush, crush after a couple generations.
Their culture, their culture, discipline,
family, education, frugality,
long-term thinking, culture,
and they cut right through all that racism.
Yeah, priorities.
Yeah, so hard work.
Go fuck yourself.
We're not systemically raced.
They were like, okay, very cool.
Hold my beer.
I got work to do.
Shut up.
What fuck is Coke doing, though?
Coke?
They're hijacked by woke coders,
who I guarantee are white educated.
96% of the Democratic Socialists of America are white college educated A-holes with a weight problem.
I just got, you're just trying to rile us up, Chin.
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Stephen A. Smith going in on Foucher again.
I thought this was interesting.
Apologize to Aaron Rogers.
I think that he should be embarrassed for the self-adulation that he engaged in.
You damn right, I do.
You damn right.
Because some of the things that he was telling us to do was inconsistent with science,
but he was telling us it was science that lets him making the decisions that he made.
Masking, six feet distancing, the closing of businesses, forcing businesses to push those
mandates upon people like me and others.
Because I took the vaccine.
And I took a booster.
And I wore a mask.
And we were told, hey, you ain't going to get COVID if you do that.
And I got COVID.
And damn it, it almost killed me.
Going into 2022, I'm in the hospital 90 minutes before the ball is about to drop.
And the doctor says, we've been at this for three plus weeks.
You got doubled them on you.
You look really bad.
If this antibiotic and this steroid and this steroid.
does not work.
Mr. Smith, I'm sorry.
We're going to have to call your family.
It looks that bad,
but we should know in three hours.
And through the grace of God,
three hours later,
I felt better after they gave me that steroid and that antibiotic.
Those were the longest three hours of my life
because I thought it was over.
And I remember I had done exactly what Dr. Anthony Fauci
was imploring us all to do.
Do I think that he's...
It's not just Fauci.
It's the entire fucking power structure from academia to journalists who are so condescending to the rest of us that smelled something was wrong.
Like how about them?
How about Grace Maddo or where the fuck her name is, Rachel Maddow?
Just so condescending.
I'm proud.
How about Jack Tapper, that fucking guy?
I'm proud of all the people that didn't jump in line and just do what the government says.
You know, like, but I also understand people that did jump in line because they go, I trust the government.
I trust my health professionals.
I trust them.
I'm not a doctor.
I guess if they're telling me to do it, I'll do it.
I get it.
I get it.
So you're faceless, nameless health bureaucrats in government that don't pay a price for being wrong like you do because you owned a business or started a business or had a high school career college high school sports career gone, ruined.
couldn't graduate, a thousand examples.
Missed college.
Missed it.
Your experience in college.
Well,
how about missing?
Because these fucking assholes.
I miss your senior prom.
These fucking assholes.
Your entire football season.
Keeping my daughter in her room for two years.
Go fuck yourself.
You fucking assholes.
My four-year-old with a master.
That's what radicalized me.
I was like, oh, you got people like Kamala Harris.
Get the fuck out of here.
I don't like them.
That's what happened.
All of them.
us who are in the reasonable middle realize when you're in the reasonable middle people will
fucking take your child's prom away and their education away go fuck yourself the left and the
right fouchy though mm-hmm uh have you seen this is clay Travis's bet yeah let me see this it's hilarious
who's that tonight the entire world of women's sports is facing the debate within its own
leagues of who should get to play and who should not and a voice that often shouts loudly in that
debate is a right-leaning outlet owned by Fox News called Outkick Sports. And today, its founder took to a new
stunt, one that really makes no sense if Outkick is really concerned about caring about women and women's
sports. So Clay Travis, he's the man behind Outkick. He's awesome. He announced today he's offering
$10 million to the winner of a game of basketball between a high school boys' team of his choosing
and the WNBA defending champions, the Las Vegas Aces. I thought to myself, why. But obviously,
the answer is because he thinks it is so impossible for any group of women, let alone the best in the game,
that they could ever beat younger and more inexperienced boys.
It's a thinly veiled sexist joke, revealing the actual truth of how he and his organization feel about sports.
Competition.
It's not about caring about them.
They think women's sports are a joke.
No.
That's not true.
You're wrong.
The fact of the matter is he's trying to prove that a high school team, men and women are not,
equal in sports and if you put a biological male in a female sport you fucking dummy she's so dumb like the
us women's soccer team got destroyed by a high school thing yeah i mean destroyed but they were 15 and under
i believe but again all good all good yeah so that's what clay Travis is doing he's trying to defend women's
sports dummy and you know it look at her she's so rat like you can just see i'm like oh boy
i bet she's as fun as a bag of dicks at dinner what does she got jen
All right, so this one really this I've always been always freaking out about you know we take car to the shop
You don't know what they're gonna do so this woman caught this dude this mechanic taking apart her her freaking engine
Hold on she dropped her car up for body body work and came back and I stopped him under the hood take
I'm listening they pulled her whole
I'm listening they pulled her whole hand
engine out?
This here?
I couldn't tell that part.
Fixed.
I didn't want to ask you.
You said nobody touched it.
Nobody touched it like...
Nobody touched it like what?
What's me mean by my touching like damage to it?
What was wrong with my motor when it came in here?
I drove it.
What was wrong with my motherfucking motor when I brought in here?
I drove it.
What's wrong with my motor?
Is that a motor?
My thing is they're trying to take parts out there?
That don't make sense.
Trying to charge her and say, hey, you need this and that.
That's a lot of work, too.
The only thing we did was borrow two injectors.
Oh, they did they probably run out of parts and have to borrow something to put them in there?
I mean, fuel injectors, you wouldn't pull the whole motor out for fuel injectors.
Because when I look at this,
probably taking parts out of it.
Yeah, I think he's taking,
he's fucking with,
like,
like good parts from this motor
putting it somewhere else.
Yeah.
And it was just going to put it all,
new car.
Yeah,
I was just going to put it all back together and like,
yeah,
car's fine.
Oh, boy.
I'm sure they do.
I mean,
I'm not,
I'm going to blame anyone,
but I'm sure this does happen,
you know.
Oh,
is that the people I've worked with before body shops,
there are some,
some of them were shady.
Oh,
I'm not going to call him,
but you out,
I have a shop here that I work with.
I want to allude to who it is either.
I had to have this coolant fan installed on my Hummer
and he literally just wired up
so when you hit the switch, the light turns on
but the actual fan doesn't hurt.
I know right away.
I went, like, you're not going to argue back.
No, you got to do it right.
I was just, I went, oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, man.
Yeah, you know, man, I got to it.
Thank you.
All right.
Yeah.
I know what's going on here.
I was in Hoboken, New Jersey, and I brought my car, and they, I didn't know anything.
And they just killed me.
Yeah, they'll take you for a ride.
Took me for a ride on shocks.
Charged me $500 for two shocks.
That seems pretty fair.
Was it?
It's just 1990.
Are they brand new shocks, then you?
Brand new and installation?
1999.
You're looking at probably $125 an hour.
Yeah.
You know?
That seems pretty fair.
Probably got a deal, dude.
I didn't get fucked up.
Actually seems like they hooked you up.
Oh, shit.
All right, sorry.
I need some auto parts, bro.
Bro, you always need them.
He's my brake lit fixed.
Where do I go?
Dude, the one-stop shop.
They're everywhere.
It's O'Reilly Auto Parts.
They have thousands of parts and accessories in stocky.
They're in store online.
So you never have to wear it for you in a jam.
The team at O'Reilly's, they're getting sick of me.
Your boy's always up there, harassing them,
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People at O'Reilly Auto Parts are knowledgeable.
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Do I go O'Reilly Auto.com slash fighter?
Is that what I do?
That's right.
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All right, there's going to be a documentary.
It might be odd already, but anyways, there's a trailer for a new documentary with O.J.
Simpson.
Remember he had this show I totally forgot about?
It's like his take on punked.
It's called Juiced.
I'd be terrified if O.J.
I'd be so scared.
That's kind of what this whole thing's about.
Like, how could they put this on the networks?
Is he actually, is it actually OJ?
It was actually OJ.
He was doing, he was recording a prank.
show. Obviously he passed away, but I'll play the trailer real quick for the documentary.
The Bronco is one of the major symbols of his wife's murder. He's joking about it.
You know, I made this car famous. There's no way anybody with half a brain cell thought show
about O.J. Simpson pranking people would be a good idea. You've been juiced. It's been in a vault
for 20 years until now.
Oh, wow.
Trial the Century.
He's a fallen star.
Let's do our own version of punked.
He's back.
How dare you have this double-ledged litter out there,
wholly wacky, hitting camera pranks?
Did nobody stop to think?
Maybe this is wrong.
It has a scapability.
It's so f***ing.
It's so American.
It's a front.
called the third act.
You get a few cocktails in this guy and he becomes a chatty cat.
He started talking about the case.
He shouldn't talk about this on camera, but holy shit.
Oh, be prepared.
Obviously.
Roll camera.
I told exactly you did it.
This be the last piece of the puzzle.
OJ had his girlfriend on set.
Didn't you want to hear what he admitted to me in a hotel room that night?
No matter where you stand.
Did he do it?
Absolutely.
Do you really think it's that simple?
On the camera, right?
OJ, unseen.
Have you ever seen his rap video?
I've not seen his rap video.
Oh, Chin, bring up his rap video.
It's fantastic.
I hate to say it, but if they had done that right,
that might have been like something people hate watched,
couldn't get enough of, young people.
He'll hate watch it now.
Yeah.
Wow.
The top one?
No, the original soundtrack.
No, keep going out.
It's straight.
video. You talk about it here.
Oh, me and Rogan talked about before.
Do you keep going down?
So did the, you got juiced
ever air or it is error? I could just want to
heard about it so I don't know. It says it
never aired. God. What did
die of? Cancer.
Let me just see if this is
possibly. Video of him like wrapping.
Hell yeah. Find the video of what you're rapping.
What's that?
I think Satan got to
him back.
Let's just see what you.
you say here. You studied it very
carefully with him, right? Bad guy at the
end of the day all the way around. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. You're shitting me? Like, we all
know the truth, man. Yeah. But people put
all these different stories out there where
you're like, God, maybe he didn't do it, but I just want to know
for a fact. Like that, like, how
did it really go down? Do you think
he's ever going to come out and be like, listen? No.
No, I don't think he did. I don't think he necessarily
remembers anymore. You think he's
just in a frenzy? I think it's
entirely possible. I don't
to play too much because we could get flagged for playing broken how young do me and rogan look there
how long ago is that i don't know about that long seven years ago that's when the clip came out so
oh taken from 9 to 17 that's 10 yeah right 10 years almost 10 years ago you just one more dude
oh this is insane okay so cool good yes or no yes or no
All right. So here's another one that's really weird.
So there's like these huge outcry with Asian people because of this particular Equinox ad.
And let me know if you agree with this.
I certainly don't.
People are upset that shit.
It's okay.
When I see this, I see art, right?
All right.
Let me see.
Backlash from creators and the Asian American community.
Every time I feel very uncomfortable and I feel objectified by this ad.
What do you think that is an advertisement for?
It's for Equinox.
The fucking gym.
I see the blatant materialization of many men's fantasy.
I see an East Asian woman's face converted into a robot, a cyborg, a fembot.
Am I making you uncomfortable yet?
The ad rolled out in January of this year.
It's part of a larger campaign contrasting AI-generated images to photos of real people.
Numerous forums on Reddit called out the ad months ago for being uniquely offensive to Asian women,
noting that there were other people of various genders and ethnic backgrounds.
Come the fuck down, everybody.
No one else is beheaded or objectified.
This pissed me off so bad.
Like, shut the fuck.
This is art, dude.
They're like, they're making it about themselves.
They did their job.
Everybody's talking about it.
Good.
Yeah.
I don't know if anybody's sign up for memberships, but yeah, they're talking about it.
No, they do.
So many people cancel their memberships over this.
It's the dumbest thing.
Obviously, they're mostly, if not all Asians.
Mostly Asians.
I've been an iguanic.
There's a ton of Asians in there.
Isn't there?
I think there's a sex spot that you can do that with.
Have you seen it?
There's all kinds of sex bot.
Bring up the sex bot that actually does where the guy puts his finger in the thing's mouth.
Have you seen it?
Why don't you go ahead and do that?
Because I think that's where that's from.
Okay.
Must be the money.
No.
No.
Sex dolls.
Why is this starting?
Sex dolls.
Robot convention sex bot.
Just put robot convention sex bot.
Yeah, but you want to see the finger thing, right?
Well, let me see that at first.
Which one? Top.
All of these, yeah.
Yeah, top one.
Did CES 2026 just cross a line because AI is no longer just in your phone.
It's in your bed tracking your dream.
It's in your pet as an FDA-approved medical device.
Let me show you what shocked me the most.
Why is it a grab?
Oh, that's a tight grip.
We're talking to Elon Musk at CES.
I'm not seeing anything here.
Yeah, it's all bullshit.
go the next one.
We're here with Aria made by
Robotics, a company that's on a mission
That shit looks fake as fuck
As realistic as possible.
Let's check it out.
We're the female companion robot of real robotics
And I'm here to engage with you and share
exciting insights about our robots.
What sets you apart?
That's nothing.
That one's dancing.
I mean, that's what it looks like right there.
Go on.
Click it.
It just doesn't look at you like anything good.
Huh?
Just bring it up, though, because it's
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It's a lot of hype.
All right.
Jackson.
Sure.
Must be the money.
Must be the money.
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