The Fighter & The Kid - Old Earthworm Neck | TFATK Ep. 901

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Bryan's show in Venice, CA., old stories of Barry Bonds, top 10 baseball players of all time, Linsanity, episode 2 of The Ultimate Fighter McGregor vs Chandler, facelift surgery Bryan's neck resembling an earthworm and much more! Juneshine - https://juneshine.com/FIGHTER House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk

Yes we did, cause we got it again It's the finaly again This is really the finaly kid Come on, buddy By the way, you're f***ing uh You're awesome hat matches your tattoos Yeah The camo does?

That's right That's right So well done, buddy Well, can you see me? Uh Come on Brandon Brandon

I'm ready to F*** you Dude That scared me That's why we're here That scared me Oh Brandon Brandon That scared me that scared me that scared me that scared me though because I was like where the fuck is it Don't do that again cuz I freak out when you do that Brandon Brandon oh god you got me again. That's why I do it. Okay. See we tried to scared me imagine if JFK had one of these on what the fuck Dude I would have seen him. Okay, kid. That's why, wait bro. Yep. You're so ready for the zombie apocalypse. I'm right now my ops Listen boomer that means enemies. Oh my ops ops is that trying to shoot me in the head Brennan right here

Okay, it gives me such a boner speaking of, I woke up with a rock hard dong today. I did too. I'm 56. I was like, hey. I'm 40, I was like, welcome buddy. Not bad, right? Five a.m. Must be all the magnesium I'm taking.

Five a.m. Rockity hard. Rockity hard. How's the show last time? Rockity hard, it was Eddie Bravo. It was Jeff Die. It was Sam Tripoli. That's a fun group.

That's a lot of stuff. Did you put the crew together for the Pride Month? I did. I put them together for Pride Month. Eddie got up after Jeff Die crushed it. Eddie gets up. He brought his Jitsu buddy. He's always got those, all great guys. Always great crew. Machado guys.

And Eddie is, yeah, he can Machado was there Frank Rullo was there we had it we had a the whole Venice. It was great It was that it was packed. It's a place called Venice West and I think we should start I might do a little residency there if I can get you down there you had your basketball game Tiger's basketball I'm in Tuesday night. I get it You might have to come you could have come in nine and guy would throw you right up I would get the right at nine probably if I them and those crowds come to laugh those crowds come and Sam triply

Sam's like this Sam's going Sam. Thank you this side of the room What the fuck is going on with that side of the room? Yeah, and just killing them killing them and and and he goes sure I'll talk about things I might even talk about, I might even use the word, now I'm a bad person, but everybody's started me, right? He just went off. He's a man. That's all right. Sorry. Yeah, I'm bleeping those out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he was, he was

great. And, and he told some pretty stories. I just missed the hang. That's why I told you, when you said you're gonna do it, I'm like, get the boys together. We're in, we're in the green room hanging and have a laugh. The old stomper grounds Venice. Yep. Yep. The old stomper stompers.

Yep. And Jeff had a, Jeff had a hat on. A giant San Francisco giant's hat on. Yeah. As you always do. And a lady walked in, very attractive lady. She said you a giant's fan and he goes, I'm not really, I mean, I like baseball teams. And she goes, are you a Giants fan?

And she goes, kind of. And he goes, how come? She goes, I dated Barry Bonds for a while. And everybody stopped. And Jeff for someone said, how was he in bed? Compared to other guys, she goes epic. He's epic. Is that anything you think he should be attractive?

Very attractive. Very attractive. Well, he has that famous voicemail go, I know what you need girl. You need the ding ding. He knows. Yeah. Yeah. He's you need that. She said you need that ding ding. And so so what's his name said? Jeff said he was hated by everybody in baseball and she said he's one of the she goes, yeah? Well, he was the one of the best men I've ever met in my life and remains so to this day. I was like, damn. Oh, he laid down that. Dude, hype.

She was defending Barry Bond. That's cool. She goes, he was funny. And he was saying because, you know, he was in a good, it was great. Well, no, no, no, there's great guys that people love like Nolan Ryan and Brandy Johnstoff. He was an asshole.

An asshole. But my thing about Barry Bond's, I followed a little bit because he won, he won, he won, and Balko. I I might think about Barry Bonds. I followed a little bit because you won. You won. You won. I think I won nine golden gloves. And of course he was a little bit. Home run leader.

Yeah. And I know there's an asterisk. I understand. Oh, no. But back then, everyone had an asterisk. Everybody. The picture's pitch. It doesn't work because the picture's a pitch in him.

We're just saucy. Thank you. Thank you. It's what they did back then. That's like having an asterisk next to a fador or rampage or the Mark Coleman, like, whatever the kids. It's like everybody was, there was, they dim the rules. Them the rules.

Them the rules, he's part of the rules. And I would also say, I don't know enough about baseball, but I'm gonna make a statement, tell me if I'm accurate. I don't know that steroids help you with your golden gloves, fielding, fielding and throwing. You night me making field throw stronger. It helps you with throwing. It helps you not being so tired.

It's good. Don't you write, it helps you. Yeah, it's so terrible hot take, right? You think so. That doesn't help you. So let me give you the big. It helps you stay healthy so you perform longer. I understand, that's more strength longer.

But, having said that, I would say that fielding is more skill-based, whereas hitting is bat speed. At that level everyone's skill-based. Of course. So, if you have more stand-em-a in the eighth inning, then the guy who's not on it, that's a huge advantage. Of course. And it's also fielding the ball, getting to a pop fly or whatever.

Great baseball player, one of the greatest to ever play the game. Maybe the greatest in some ways. No, not the greatest. No, no one says that, but no, he's good. Yeah, out the greatest, no. Hey, come down. Great. I know you met one of his groupies last night,

but come on, I followed it. He's a great. He's good. He's a great, not good. He's great. Yeah, not one of He's great. Yeah. Not one of the greatest though. No.

No. You know what I think he's top 10? You could have that conversation as well. I'm trying to. Yeah. Yeah. So his daddy played. Yeah.

So I'm just saying that so what made him great was that same thing that made Nolan Ryan great. Same thing that made Roger Clemens great. You know, these guys were all they just had a crazy work ethic. Again, his, his, his, his wife was a steroids. Yeah. But that's like Nolan Ryan was in on him.

Like look at this, this guy young, it was in on him. Frank, Frank grabs the one I'm like, Schmidt was in on him. Roger Clemens was on him. Joe DiMaggio definitely not on him. Mike Trout, not on him. Greg Maddox, Dicey dicey Kevin Griffee not on him.

He got didn't get in. No, I'll do it. Don't start that. He didn't get caught. Never, never. Don't start that. I'll look it up after this. Hey, Jim, look that up and waste your time.

Let me ask you. I know for a fact. I don't know for a fact. Keep going. Pedro Martinez had some issues. And he's a top. Sam usual no issues, Walter Johnson no issues, Greg bonds all top. Stem usual, no issues, Walter Johnson, no issues, Greg Bonds, all the issues.

Mickey Mantle, no issues besides fucking chicks. Keep going, Lou Gehrig, nope, just started the disease. Ted Williams, no issues, Tai Cobb, no issues. Tai Cobb's issue, he's played with all whites, right? Hank Aaron, no issues, Willie Mays, zero issues besides a giant dick. Babe Ruth, no issues besides drinking. I didn't know he made that a giant dick. It's Willie Mays, issue besides a giant dick. Babe Ruth, no issues besides. I didn't know he made giant dick.

It's Willie Mays, dude. That's how I know. Now, now, either way, so hard to achieve that. So I've always been for me, I always defend greatness. Like, whatever it takes to be great, that's a guy who did great things. And so I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,. I'm a very, I'm a very, I'm a very, I'd be a bad, you wouldn't call me the coldest bitch.

You'd be a hypocrite. I'd be bad. I'm just not a good, I'm not good at enforcing. You and me same, it was especially bad in that era. I don't even get shit. Well, I think he's, when the talk about John's stuff, I'm like, you're missing the point there

with John Jones, Grace Wal-Time, bar none, no doubt about it. Especially with the testing now, still undefeated. Any of those guys, when he comes to football, baseball, basketball don't give a shit what they take. Well like, Jared, and John Strong argue with you, like all of them did it. They had to go down to 15th place,

so finally they didn't get busted. So it's part of the game. But again, Barry Bond's similar to Lance Armstrong. The reason they got absolutely railroad it, they were not good people. They made people didn't get busted so it's part of the game, but again, Barry Bond's similar to Lance Armstrong. The reason they got absolutely railroad it, they were not good people. They people didn't like them. Now, I'm not saying they can't change. When you're that competitor, Michael Jordan, notoriously known asshole. Kobe Bryant tough to play with.

But those guys to be those elite winners, they don't play nice with other... Roger Clements wasn't. If Roger Clements was winning, he was good. If he wasn't winning he's gonna hit you with a fucking ball. Yeah, you know, there was a lot of that. So a lot of these guys weren't a part of what made them so great was that rattlesnake. Yeah, they hated everything. Yeah, they wanted greatness. They wanted that's very bouncing and Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong, if he didn't railroad everybody and screw everybody over, wouldn't be that big of a deal. That's right.

He went bad on guys, you know. Bad on guys, bad on the entire business. Like, he was also, he was a dick before that. People, I remember, I remember the, I think the leader in Spain at the Tour de France that I have no respect for him as a person. This is before the steroids stuff came out. Well no, respect him as a biker not as a guy.

He's always been asshole, but as long as you know him on a person. This is before the steroids stuff came out. I respect him as a biker, not as a... Yeah, he's always been asshole, but as long as you know him on a bike, he's been on steroids. Always, EPO, all that stuff. So that's why Barry Bond's got the fucking railroad too. He's just, no one's gonna root for that guy. He's such an asshole. I can think catch up with him.

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Household. No, all right. I heard that about Jerry Rice from a teammate of his who was like, you know, if you're on teammates, if you're, if you're glowering and not really talking to your own teammates, I don't know if this is true. I've never heard of a strong one person. And this guy played with him, or? Yeah, you'd know this guy,

a famous football player. But it was interesting, I was talking to somebody else, and I thought, You'd be careful too, because those older heads are haters too. They are, right? Yeah, yeah.

This guy was great on, This guy was great on this too though, in his own right. So. Can't have been Joe Montana. This guy was defense. This guy was, yeah, greatness. And he was, he was talking about it. And I was like, it was just interesting to me.

I was like, huh? Yeah, it depends. Yeah. Yeah, because some of the like Scotty Pippin' hates on Jordan all the time, all the time. Oh yeah, so weird to me. It's so weird to me. But I do think that Jordan was tough to play with.

Everybody, they say it. I mean, he was, Hey, yes, you like winning? Yeah. What do you want to do? That's right. Yeah, you can't have it all. Yeah.

Well, I mean, so Jeremy Lynn, Michael, I mean, what's his name? Permanla, I have to be ran to him. Jeremy Lynn off. No, no, no, no. So when Kobe Bryant was playing with Jeremy Lynn, he goes, I don't wanna play with him anymore. I'm not, I'm not, and he wouldn't get on the court with him.

Then he called his teammate, I think it was Rick Fox, I can't remember. And he goes, and then he called the coach, he goes, I don't wanna'm on the team. Cause I don't like the way he plays, he's not a winner. And Jeremy Lynn had a breakdown, you know, it's like fucked up. But- Jeremy Lynn had a tough go because, yeah.

And then when he went to New York, you were stealing the limelight. That was Carmelo's issue. Carmelo's issue, this is what makes Joe Kitch, they played a night by the way, guaranteed they win. But Joe Kitch plays the night. The difference between Joe Kitch and the Carey Scores, two points as long as they win.

Carmelo is fine if you lose if he gets 40. That's the difference. So when Jeremy Lin came on board and scoring like 30 points, taking away points from Carmelo, Carmelo literally bullied him. It was a great guy out of here. Wow. This started to make fun of him from being Asian.

Like there's a bad stuff. Yeah. Weird. They went over to China eventually and you know, they ran him out. It's good to play. They're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ran went over to China eventually, you know, they ran them out. Exactly. They could play. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ran them out. Wow. Ran them out of the NBA. Wow. I didn't know that. He was a superstar for about three months. I bought his jersey. That's great.

I regret it now. You're good. I could work. Absolutely not. No. Well, you all find them off Venice if you want. And nobody wants that jersey. Do you remember the player all find him off Venice if you want. And no one wants that jersey. Do you remember the player that accused him of cultural appropriation?

Because he did great. He had dreads, yeah, that was me. That was me. That was me. And then Lynn pointed out that he had Chinese tattoos on his arm. He was like, what the? Yeah, he's like, dude, you have Chinese right in your arm. You don't see me saying shit.

Yeah, that's funny. The whole dread thing so stupid. Yeah, it's just style. Okay. All three of fighter episode two dropped last night. I watch it this morning. It's better. Yeah. You got a little better.

Was there like tension? Uh, the tensions fake, but the, it was only the house four weeks. I don't hate somebody that long, but it's better, but again, I go back to the, they fucked up with the, the way other versus the veteran dominated. Wasn't even a fight seriously and Conner's like, damn it. He has all the young guys like, all right, well, they're not even competitive in any facet. This guy, his first, so this, the veteran that he fought, so he's fighting a young kid. He has like eight fights, maybe nine fights total

was on day and white container series lost his first fight, so now he's the ultimate fighter, that's the prospect. The veteran was in the UFC. He found a guy named Al Jermaine Sterling, never heard of him, went to decision with that guy. Yeah, got him. Yeah, Cody Gibson, he's a stud. And then you're starting out, you're giving that guy? As a prospect, like what?

I don't understand. And he starches him. What, he's knock him out? Flying me. Like he's distance is good. The guy tries to take him down. He just nullifies that and he's like, okay kid. Boom, flying me.

Starching the kids like, I tried my best. And you know, like, these poor young prospects, like this isn't how it should go. You know what, you know, I turned that crown grace you, fight off. I didn't watch it all day. Well, that's definitely a different thing. But with this, it's like, like, here's my thing with UFC.

No one put much thought into this because if you're going to do veterans, you do all veterans because they have all the experience. Here would be my answer for in the marking pitch. They go, okay, we do prospects veterans. I go, I don't like that. Why don't you like about it? Okay, well, these veterans that none of them are a name They they've had their go at the UFC didn't work out they had cut for what of reason if one of these veterans wins the ultimate fighter

The one do we do with them because there we have 2035 some of them you tell me they're gonna be world champions No, not a chance they can compete in the top 15 at 145, 150 alive. No, not a chance. Not a chance? Not a, no, no, they'll have a prayer. It's what are you gonna do with them? Well, I don't have to have a cheap way prayer. They could have gotten better. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's 35. So you're telling me at his skill level, he's gonna go in there compete. So we're not, we don't have anything. With the rest of the top, we have nothing to root for.

But he wins and then it's like, what do you, what first following? We're gonna toss him to go, of course. But who are you gonna toss him to? At least see if you have a young prospect. We expect him to have some losses, some challenges. We still root for him. He still has the fame from the show.

These older guy, okay. Yeah. Okay. Which ones do you eat Volkanovsky out of your eyes? Is there any balance of that, sir? Is there anybody who's young and a superstar? Not yet, not on the show yet. Maybe one comes through, but as of now,

it's just tough against these older guys. Yeah, those older guys just, and they have tricks, they just know stuff. They've just been of now, it's just tough. Against these older guys. Yeah, there's older guys, they have tricks. They just know stuff. They've just been there and it's just experience. It's fucked up dude, these young guys. These young guys think it's their, you know, ticket to Wonka's chocolate factory. It's not dude.

It's not. So they're so, they're heartbroken when they lose. Like you guys get set up. It's such a bummer. Connor was not the wayings again. It wasn't? No. I guess having this contract really

doesn't have to be at the wayings. He's like, I'll greet you, but I'm not coming all the time. It has to be that way. He's busy doing it. And then Dana came out on the press conference and said they're like, so when are you gonna announce Chandler Conner?

He's like, it's not to get these ringled these guys in. We have money like Connor. Oh, the fight's not happening. The fights.'s like, it's not to get these guys in. We have money like Conner here. Oh, the fight's not happening. The fights. He's like, stuff to ring all these guys in. He look at what he could be, he look at what he could, he get money. It's tough to give him to get punch in the face.

It's like, of course it is though. Yeah, I don't, this is a good thing for Conner. And the views on the first episode were Hoteats. The views on the first episode was 400-1000, which is half of what Con Connor's last season did. Yeah. So I don't think it's a matter of Connor not having his star power anymore. I think it's more of people just don't like this format.

I do. I don't enjoy the first episode. I like the second one much better. But yeah, I don't think it's any knock on Connor. I just think it's... He's been partying with the Rick Ross, I think recently. So it's kind of like, what do you, you know, it's not like he's in training camp or anything

and continues to party like this. Is he drinking though or is he? I mean, look at him. He's doing everything, bro. He's on staff now. He got him. And then you see channel, like his, all channel opposed him training.

Like, I just don't, I think they're announced, I can think their announce like Connor not ready they're feeling somebody else for him Connor is at the club right now Connoissell at the club and he weighs 189 pounds so this fight's not happens It's not happened. Yeah, but you never know from days like it's tough to wrangle these guys He looked like he's dude. He looks like he's doing Yeah, oh you mean he looks like he's winning your life like this is a good thing For you know, if he's a fighter who are those guys? Let's rig Ross for I don't know this filler That's beautiful. Yeah, but it's like yeah, man He has whatever 300 million the bank. Oh, yeah, you mean it's tough to get this guy to agree to a cage fight

He's proud. He's whiskey. He's already won. Yeah, he's done. He's won He's won Yeah, I just don't see the show I and it doesn't get bet the ratings don't go up of the first episode they put all that marketing to it It's interesting. I see it on the SPN. Yeah, it's on mainstream ESPN, too Yeah, like it's so it's not hard to find I Yeah, it's on mainstream ESPN too. Yeah, so it's not hard to find I Record it so I don't know how they calculate like DVRs and streaming but you watch any shows I'm watching Game of Thrones again for the fifth time. Yeah

Nothing compares to that right now. It's okay. You forget I get it is yeah What about you know, you I want to see what you think of sex life. It's more for girls, but I think you're the kind of guy. The last recommendation you gave me was this movie. What was the movie called? The Nazi guy? Suzu. Suzu. Izu. Dude, Brian goes, you gotta see this.

You like World War II, like not to stop. I was a guest. He goes, you gotta see this. So I go on like not to stuff. I was a guest. He goes you got to see this So I go on Apple I I can't rent it. I buy it. I only give you an option by my god by this fucking movie I love Nazi stuff. I have my mother on follow-on come over. I cooked dinner everyone sits down Halfway through my mother-in-law who usually like same stuff for me broken English goes this is terrible And I go I don't want to say anything because I invite you guys all right, I went, this will be so bad.

I mean, come on dude. It's so stupid. It's commando, man. This guy has gold. The Nazis lost World War II. They're exon out, right? And he has gold. And he's walking.

They stop him to take his gold. And then he goes on this, he goes on this revenge path to kill these Nazis. It's so stupid He gets shot, stat, he can't die. He's immortal. He's The plane crashes, he survives. Yeah, he's immortal, dude. He's a legend. You know what the movie's about? He refuses nothing You know, imagine if he gloryed a bastard. No, dude. Think of engloin spasters in the fight scene. No listen way worse done Not as good. I think I think two hours of them fight. I think it was so good. I think it was so bad really I think it was so good shot incredibly oh

And he just is a badass who just kills He's also you know, I give away like it to the 70 that's the other thing can't buy he's 70 beating up these Nazis By the way with tanks and bazooka. By the way, that's why you like it. Yeah. Hey, but he's like, he's like this. Oh, he's still got something to tank. What the fuck are you? He's all stiff. He's like, oh, it's not hanging from a rope. Don't say that. They literally hang from a rope. And then he's like, and then he's like, gets out. Then he's flying a plane to track him down. Yeah, that's right. I should have moved so stupid.

I was doing history to it. There's nothing, no context. It's just him. Not just was scorching the finish earth. And he, no war was over. They're getting out. They lost. He fucking exact the disrevent.

And then he kills Nazis. They turn the tank around, even though they're told not to And they they find them yeah, and he kills every say get out of there He's all holds the axe up. He's all always Don't beat these young guys don't do that. I don't like that. It's just the whole thing was so bad I know he like it because he's old as well. It's a good movie. It was so bad. You don't understand cinema. It was so bad You don't know so bad you know what the problem is to reality TV shows. No, I really don't you do no you're on TikTok, right? No, I'm not on TikTok 60 you're on Not all the time

Bullshit I am you your facts from there, I do not You're stupid man You're sexy on TikTok shut up. I am not it should keep bring us up on sold on it. I did not this killer well No, I don't have I didn't she can't find it. I don't even have to talk about okay Oh, dude can't find it and then podcast You mean when I was at look look, all the time the Caribbean. All the time. Shut up, dude.

But you know what, you know what that happens when I was like, oh, Brian says, well, he's good. It's about Nazis. And so everyone's all excited about it. And I buy it. Halfway. Like first 20 minutes,

I was like, okay, I better pick up though. And then like you're an hour in. I was like, oh, and I'm like looking for approval. And you can feel the pressure. They don't like it. Huh. And then can feel the pressure, they don't like it. Huh, and then I feel my mother-in-law's skill. Terrible, terrible.

And I go, we have to finish it, right? And Steve, Steve, my father-in-law goes, I'm gonna kinda have to worry. This is a little bit of subject, but I'm gonna tell the story that I probably never told before, because I don't wanna sound mean. But I'm gonna tell the story. But don't like and be respectful and don't.

Absolutely not. No, but not necessarily talk to me. So I was single, I was a young man. I was probably 22, I don't remember. And my friend hooked me up on a blind date with a gal. And he and his girlfriend said, I think you'd like somebody. We really like her. She's a friend of ours and she's great.

And I said, great. They described her. She's curvy and blonde. And I was like, all right. You know, here we go. Yeah, pick me up at six. And I get connected with her. And then she says, pick me up,

meet me at my house. So I get there, there's a note on the front door that says, let yourself in. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Ready? Right, so that's weird. So I'm sitting in her living room, which is already weird.

And when I looked up, she's coming down the stairs, but she needs help with a cane and with the banister right and I'm and I immediately I'm like but she's very unsteady this poor thing sweetheart on study because of weight or on study because of some sort of injury at MS on the damits yeah your piece of shit well and she was it was rather it she had a type of injury at MS. Oh, damn it. Yeah, I feel bad. Your piece of shit. Well, and she had a type of MS that was rather advanced. Aggressive. Yeah.

And at MS when there's spine shape like a question mark. Your spine, not at school, is your spine, spinal fluid starts, something starts to degenerate. It's a nerve state. So this is make a wish situation. Well, I just remember this beautiful woman who was having a real health challenge and she came downstairs and we ended up talking

in her living room because she was too tired to go to dinner. Yeah, because they get tired really. Yeah, and so of course you know me. My cousin has. I'm a fucking empath. You know, and I'm not gonna in any way act like you're gonna sit there for four hours. I'm gonna sit empath. You know, and I'm not gonna, in any way, act like... You're gonna sit there for four hours.

I'm gonna sit there for four hours, and I'm gonna try to make this date nice for you. I'm gonna start a podcast. The problem is, I also know that this is not gonna be a date. I'm not gonna take this date further. Well, hold on. Besides the laziness and the disease. No, no this is a health situation that she has to deal with. On such a deep level. You shouldn't be mad at her, you should be mad at your friends.

So, give me a heads up. So fucking, and I wanna say no, but you could have given me a heads up. So I go, we talk for four hours, it is what it is. We have a drink, she can't drink. And I leave feeling bad about the world about your life about her Blue balls whatever it is I Call my fucking friend I go hey, I got a quick question for you Do you mind a heads up? Yeah, I have to I head up like that that I am now in a position where I I

He heads up like that, that I am now in a position where I, I'm sure she likes me. I have a curve, but I, but did he go, we don't wanna tell you cause then most guys wouldn't go on the day with her, I'm like, yeah, he goes, he goes, it was a thing, but we knew you were the kind of guy who wouldn't care. Well, I don't, in some ways, I do and others in terms of,

I don't know what's gonna happen here. She's got a whole thing she's dealing with. I can't go into this. I can't go into this. Fucking lost my mind on the guy. A little heads up, dude. That Sisu is walking down the stairs. It's just not what I was ready for.

Ready me for something. Ready me for something. Ready me for something. you do any I don't want to talk to you bad person I don't know what the story I didn't I think of her I hope she's okay there's a long time ago yeah that's tough that's a tough one young young yeah you can come on man I mean it give me some yeah I had top this idiot This is the same idiot that fucking recommended me and my girl watch a movie called Let Him Have It. I read his own statement. No, it's a British movie.

And I was like, he goes, you'll like it. Me and my girl watch it. Recently. It's about a dude in England during the Second World War, he gets injured, he gets a brain injury, he gets a brain injury. It's based on a true story. Watch this, watch this, he gets a brain injury

because there's a, he gets wounded in the war. So now he gets roped in by these guys who said, let's go rob a bank or something. They go to rob a bank, right? He forgets. And he goes, the guy's got a gun, he goes, let him have it I mean let him have the gun but the guy shoots him so they say you said let it have it so they said and it's death this is the movie but that's in the first 20 minutes and the rest of the movies the he's on death row and then they try

to appeal him and it doesn't work he gets hung yeah hell yeah and when the this clock strikes the one the clock strikes, ding was time for him to die, they go, put that out. They start screaming, they put it on it. They put his hood on like that. Let it out. No, it dies like that.

In that scene of the movie, my girl's like, and I'm sitting there like this. I call him up, I'm like, hey, fuck face. I want a romantic movie with my girl. He goes, yeah, I know. Hey.

I'm the same guy that hooked you up with the- Yeah, he's a fucking fuck that guy. I wonder what magic movie with my girl. He goes yeah, I know hey The same guy the hook jump with the fucking fuck that guy Right it on here, oh, huh, I can't move dude. Don't do it. Can't with daddy. Don't do it man Let's take a break and stick a little break, baby. Let's talk supplements for a second. Let's talk about brain Neutropics. Let's talk about increasing your memory getting better cognitive function. Let's talk about double blind studies where they prove that this stuff works Let's talk about on it alpha brain It's called a muscle of a million bottles and we give you your money back if you don't see results That's how confident they are in this product. You have the regular alpha brain. You have the alpha brain instant alpha brain black label, which I take. Alpha brain focus shot alpha brain pre worked out to get your mind right.

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in the school, do you see what the parents did? Well, Glendale. Well, it was right. Glendale. Glendale is our meaning. Our meanings don't get down that. Don't fuck around. But you see that it gets dice because over 500 parents showed up, but antifa showed up and they're, you know, they're insurgators.

Don't fuck with our meanings. So I think three, like three to five, our meanings got arrested. But you fuck around here to find out. You start messing with people's kids especially the non whites The non whites are like we don't even say what you're trying to push this ain't happening You still got past it's still got past though. What are they trying to do with this LG B LG T B Q LG you know what that's downstairs. What is it saying gay by

transgender queer queer what's plus and then the LG, you know what that sounds? What does it sound like? Let's be in gay by transgender. Queer. Queer. What's plus? And then the binomial to all that stuff. Yeah, can everybody knows that, dude? Yeah, but what is? Two S plus.

What is two S plus? I shove a target of my nose. What's two S plus? Unequation. Anyone? Two S plus. Two S plus. Two S's plus.

Oh, cossia. Uh, male female plus more. Nope. Two spirit plus. So if you're two spirit, it was the Native American, which is not true for somebody who embodied, like a hermaphrodite, somebody embodied male. That's a real thing. Yeah, it is. It is. Yeah, you know, those other cultures don't get down. All right, go back. It's always when I move it. The Battle of the LGBT and the Circumstances

has been ongoing, conferring the United States Community's Demand School Board's Limit Discussion of Sexual Orientation. Decision of ban a book about pioneering gay figure Harvey Milk, garnered the attention of California governor Gavin Newsom last week after a school war president accused the same activist of being in pedophile. Look, I don't think you should be

banning books. Harvey Milk was the mayor of Los Angeles or what was he? City Council. It was assassinated by another council member. Yes. And so was the mayor at the time. They were both shot at the same time. So that's part of history, we should teach it. You know, I think some of this stuff gets kind of crazy. My thing is, some of the kids in my son's school can't tell their shoes. Hey, if they're under a high school, a little different, they're a little, I guess they're a little more educated,

a little more life experience even that's young. But under eighth grade, unless's think out everything checked off I don't think we should be adding more shit for them to be confused about you know like is all your history You're all set on the history of America like the real history. You're all set on on your numbers You're all set in math and science and art and all you're ace in that. Okay. Let's start looking over here We start adding that in see and you also talk about less than 1%. I know. And when people go, this what doesn't work, when the liberals go, well, why do you kid

doesn't affect you? It does now, because when you start pushing it on the kids, kids follow what other kids do. So if my kids, if my kids best friends, right? If they go, oh, our parents, they're all about the LGBTQT, what, cool, that's on them. But what does is those parents push it on the kids. So if those kids go, oh our parents, they're all about the LGBTQT, what cool, that's one them. But what does is those parents push it on the kids. So if those kids go, you know what?

We're gonna chop our weeners off and start wearing dresses, my kid goes, and I guess, all right. Yeah, I guess that's what we do. So it starts at home. So when people go, why do you care, don't thank you, it's not your kid, I get that. But that's gonna influence my kid. That's when I kid.

I would say this, I have an 11 year old. He's, because of the internet, because of the internet, you know, he's so aware of everything. He knows gay, he knows trans, he knows queer, he knows all these things. Because it's, he's got an older sister. My daughter, read a lot of fantasy novel like a lot of

You know anime and all that bullshit. Yeah, so anime but also attractive octopus also like Percy Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson, whatever the fuck all these Fancy guys. Yeah, he came with drones all that the hobbit all that so when you read those were the rings Yeah, Percy Jackson when you, all that, the Hobbit, all that. So when you read those words, Lord the Rings, Percy Jackson, when you're in that, when you're in, he's not.

But when you're in that, Oh, no, he's the, in that realm, you're in that realm. There's something called fandom. And with fandom, they are like the people that write actual blogs about it. They write the additional stories. So it's a real community. In that community, there's a lot of queer activism.

Like there are a lot of artists and a lot of writers who write queer characters, there are queer characters in the book. So what happens is kids who are 13, 14 girls, as they're coming into the thing, they start exploring that on the internet. They start looking into it. They, so their children are educating themselves in their own way. And I think that

there's nothing wrong with teaching gay rights, the gay experience in America, which is part of history. When you do that as a question, when you start confusing children about gender because boys and girls for the vast majority and I'm talking about 99.5.0 99.9% of boys and girls Have enough to worry about that their boys and wives toughen there are some people that develop gender dysphoria mostly men Later on in life. I don't know what it is. They should have a safe space and be taken care of yeah But I don't want to get into that. What I think that is a reasonable criticism is to say, you guys cannot take my kindergartener and start telling him or her that a girl or a boy

is just a feeling. Is when you start imposing the idea that there's really no difference between men and women. Yeah, that's where you have a line. I don't agree with you, but here's a problem. Keep it out of my class. Correct. And it's okay to disagree and go, well, I'm going based off science.

The way I was born and raised, I go based off science. This is science. Let kids are right at this point. Because what it is, what the stuff they're pushing on children's stuff, it's no different than religion. I was about to say. So if you're, if he's Christian, your Muslim, your naithiest,

if I go Brian, Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior, it's okay for you, no, he's not, I don't believe in God. Now if I go, well, hold on, dude, you have to acknowledge it. Yeah. No, but that's not my religion. And I go, hold on, Brian. Great point. Now I have, not only do you have to acknowledge it

I'm gonna educate your kids in school and you'll hold on dude. I'm not buying into this It doesn't matter and keep this in mind too. The trans movement is a religious movement correct There's no different. It's a religious movement now imagine if they push the same the same agenda on religion So if they did Christianity if they did muzz it so if they did the Muslim religion schools, and you went, hold on, we're Christian. Doesn't matter. Then you're a bigot. Well, I'm, let's take it a step further. If you even deny that if you even say a man's a man or woman is woman, if you say that there are biological differences, you will get censored, you will get banned. So this is the other thing. This has become a very aggressive, fanatical,

religious movement. Part of it, somebody said this on, who's a guest on Rogan said, that when you, when they, when you dead name somebody, what you're doing is they've had a rebirth. They've been reborn again. They have been born into their true self.

So when you bring in the dead person, you're, it's a religious, it's heresy. But you're so right that the trans movement is no different than a religious movement. It is a religious movement. It's not fair when we go, I don't really believe in that there. Whoa, dude, how dare you.

Well, I have rights too. It's like, yeah. And so does, you know, the Jews you? Well, I have rights too. It's like, yeah. And so does, you know, the Jews have their beliefs, the Christian? Well, I just believe personally, personally, I, you and I would never, I would never marginalize a trans person.

If I saw somebody who was trans getting beat up or bullied, I promised I'd come out. Yeah, I'll come out. Yeah, I'll come out. But what I'm saying is this, like, I still think personally that gender and biology are linked. I believe personally that gender and biology are linked. I believe that your gender and biology are linked. You can, I love gender bendering.

I love the idea that you wanna be, you wanna dress up like a woman, you wanna do this. All good, you wanna be a feminine, you wanna, I'm never gonna say no. I love that about our society. I don't, I don't, I don't love it. I don't love it, but when you push it on me, and then you have to say you have to accept this,

they're like, whoa, hold on, let me, I'm a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, I don't love it, but when you push it on me and then you have to say you have to accept this and like, whoa, hold on, let me, I'm a Facts guy and evidence guy, let me look at the evidence. So for the younger people that have gone through that transition What what are the results? Hold on. They're more like a committed suicide. Hold on. The results are actually negative. No, I'm not bored with this Now if the results were different and these people are getting those procedures a young age, and they're like, they've gone being fortune 500 companies, they've gone on to be in all the fame sports, and I go, man, it kind of makes sense. It's not a show. The evidence shows that it's not good, it's not healthy.

It's not a science, it's been hijacked by activists who are pretending to be, it's a religious cult. I personally think we're a strong country and a strong culture, though, because we allow gay people and people who are trans and all these different people. Nobody's stressed. But be nobody saying that. That's where it gets hidden.

When you start getting your kids. You're home a phobic thing. No, no, no, no, I'm not. I have some friends who are gay, they'll do your thing and get up, suck all the dick. I don't care. Dress and drag, but when you force it on children, is when it becomes wrong.

Why do you care? Because my kids. Dress and drag, but when you force it on children, is when it becomes problem. Why do you care? Well, when you try to educate kids in what you consider to be a truth. And then when you say, I don't feel comfortable with that and you call me a bigot, now we have a problem. But if you're not meeting me on it,

then here's my question, where's it stop? What makes you guys happy? How far do we need to indoctrically go into school? Where's it stop? When everybody's guys happy? How far do we need to indoctrically go into schools? Where's it stop? When everybody's instructions? The radical left wants destruction. The radical left is not in construction. They're in sudden deconstruction.

And destruction. Yeah, and so the question is, so you give them a nunch, and this is why everyone's worried to view that just a little in. That's how I'm making you guys happy. How far does it go? And then wouldn't Christianity, Islam, Jewish, then we're like, well hold on, we're gonna educate them about that, which is a religion. Why can't we educate them about what we believe in? We have church, like how far is it going to take you down, say how far is it?

And I think you're right and it's like, it's a dicey dicey row. Because again, they're never gonna be happy ever. So it starts with this little small thing. Well, we just want to acknowledge gay pride month. Okay, that's fine. And it starts with this little small thing, we just wanna acknowledge gay pride month. Okay, that's fine. And then next year, okay, well we just wanna few kids dressing drag. Okay, it's getting weird. Okay, now we wanna gay parade

and we want the kids involved in it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are we doing? You're homophobic. Whoa, no, I'm not, man. What are you doing? That kid doesn't know it's fucking ABCs. And you're gonna confuse him about choppin' his dick off? Right.

And people are so extreme, it's like, we have to go, because we know where this is headed. Oh, you get so extreme, we're not talking about kind of dicks off. No, we know how this ends, we've seen it in the industry before. That's why we're trying to stop it.

Well, a lot of things have, a lot of horrific things have been done in the name of compassion and diversity and equality. And that would be called communism. And I would say this, that a lot of professors who have built the intellectual scaffolding and architecture for this movement are primarily communists and at best socialists, and deconstructions. They don't live in a world where they have to build a life. They live in a world where they can sit on the outside and deconstruct them.

And they have to deal with it. And they don't pay a price for being a robber. Zero. So that's my problem. No, I'm all about pride mode. I text Ryan Swornhase Pride Month, suck me. Yeah. Yeah, it's a beab respectful, dude.

It's their month. Yup, do your job. And I said, do you still have sugar in your mouth? You still have a little sugar in your mouth from sitting on the couch and slippers, sucking twizzlers while we were bringing laughter to the masses. Be the lord. He's not. Doesn't work as I can eat candy, right? Those days were gone. Oh, you don't. I'm a candy. I mean, because you old teeth are all full. Yeah, I have an eight sugar. So it doesn't work. When you're going to business, I'm broke. Never.

You're too fronky. You're really coming down. No, no, I like it yours. Hey, you look no day like this That's a great your two front teeth are they were turning into an overgrown rabbit and I said it and I don't give a fuck I'll take him some fucking carrots. I'll take you. Hey, you look exactly the same bull shit You must wolf you got your lids done You've got your hearing on talk. Yeah, you're good. You said that dude You saying I have class search around my head you've had class surgery twice three well do you consider you Contrary in the time I'm a surgery fuck you dude I Survive had technically three procedures done your lids. You're here your teeth my hair was a long time ago

It didn't take hey winning comes out of trance. We need to come in as trans What That's not I want you I'm not a very good poster child for plastic surgery. No, it's not working What's the next thing plastic surgery wise? I don't know do you slept you piece of shit. No, you's not working. What's the next thing? Classic surgery wise. I don't know, do you slip, do you piece of shit? No, you probably go a little done. Lock off. I bet you go a bowtock to your forehead.

You know why I'd never get a face lift? You have to take your face off as a man. No, no, they cut here and pull it back. Baba. They cut here and pull it. I hate to tell you this. They cut the whole face off. No, not anymore.

It's not the 90s where we're going to revolter, you piece of shit. They take the whole face off. No, no, they cut here, the 90s where we're with John Travolta, you're peasy. Probably look at me. They take the whole face off. No, no, they cut here, dude. That's how the guys have the juicy ears. No, they cut there, but they cut everywhere. I don't think so.

Not in today's technology. Everyone on there looks exactly the same. No, guys got a better chin. I mean, kind of. Boy, I just need to see it. You can see it in the old job. Yeah, it is just old. You can see it. You don't want to, he is just old. You can see it.

You don't want to be a guy with that guy. That guy's better. He looks like he just got rast. It's all this, huh? That's what I'm guessing. He said he'll just look like you've slept. Hey, go to the real guy. Go to the guy that looks like Brian with a mustache.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, but don't do anything. That's no, hey, but don't do anything. What did he think he got there? Why is I so red? He's 95. Everyone's like, dude, you look so much younger. You're the only old. Do you look so young right now?

The old no, he's like, do I really like, do you like, so young? Bro, dude, you look like you're in your 40s. Yeah, that's right. He's like, do I really? Hell like so young. Bro dude you look like you're in your 40s. That's really hell yeah dude. So worth it. Would you believe I'm 86 years old? Best money I would. Yes I would.

This guy. Get your money back bro. Like this guy like you can just shut your mouth. You look younger dude. Also also. Yeah. Just close your mouth. Dude. Also you're just 30. You look that way anyway just be mouth. Dude, also you're 30.

You look that way anyway, just be old. It's not gonna get better. When you're that gray and just, the problem is every single person on there's ugly. No one's attractive. Yeah, this guy's cool. We look to the guy who's fit. Chin, we're not talking about your type,

which is a 54-year-old guy, which is clearly why you constantly hump me with your eyes. Yeah, all they did with him is fix his hair Yeah, this come to his hair. Let's come here real quick. My neck isn't as this one looks pretty crazy He looks like shit All around he looks shit Man, oh man. That's just a change in lighting. But chill lighting, that's huge. He's depressed. All of them are lighting.

He's just depressed. Hey, yet then there's not a lot they can do for you. There's not a lot they can do for you. Yeah, the old chin starts to sag. Yeah, I grab his be use my pointer Well, he's my put on my fucking point. He's got I like his jaw there. Yeah, he's grabbed his beard dude No, no, he's got he's got done with that. Oh the neck for sure the neck is good. Yeah, I'd like to get my neck When it turns all that way you need to do next you know, yeah, I'll neck my I'll get all the neck looks like an earthworm you need to do next you know yeah I'll neck my I'll get all your neck looks like an earthworm

you're like segments like an earthworm I've noticed that yeah don't say earthworm pieces shit earthworm neck you know earthworm gym neck oh shit no I don't you know you know earthworms I have like the lines in their bodies yeah that's your neck. Yeah earthworm neck. Tell you what when we met it wasn't that way. No sure wasn't but I'm greatest fuck. Sure wasn't pal. Yeah. But I'll tell you do you hear the big follow the UFC 289? No. You're not doing companion to the follow. the card was already shitty And now you're not doing companion. I'm sorry. Why? Tell him is it dinner? No, right? It's important the week off and we didn't go to my birthday dinner. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm gonna go yours when is yours? You're supposed to take him. Yeah, I'm taking the earth from that. I need update if you guys tell me when I will take us There's a week ago man

Well, I got to take you to dinner. You're the one What do you mean? I'm you're the one that you I said no, I said I can't go and you said all the three West ago Tuesday planning Brennan's like I asked about night for me. I'm like all right. I told you that morning though I know dude that morning though I know dude that morning don't act like yeah but it's a stand-up spot huh but it's just spot would you a million spots yeah companion we come earthworm night it's fucking Wednesday dude you got time'll figure it out. Card already sucks, Cocked. Yeah. What do you got, Jin?

All right, let's start off with this. Before this, I just wanted to shout out Jesse Butler, the guy that fought Jim Miller. Big fan of the show. Right mustache. So this bad as Jesse Butler, he fought Jim Miller on a two-day notice. He was supposed to fight somebody else,

the guy fell out and then they put in Butler. So he fights Jim Miller on a two day notice. He was supposed to fight somebody else. The guy fell out and then they put in Butler. So he fights Jim Miller. He hits starch, he ate a left hook, but it, you know. You know, it's still doing the damn thing. Yeah. Wow. It was a really bad knockout, too. But just about their loss.

He's amazing, must have. Fast knockout is a great, big firing kid fan. Shout out to Jesse Butler. Keep your head up dude. Nothing or dude There's no shame you're knocked out by Jim Miller and fuck that fast on a two day notice Today notice to bad a shout to that dude. So he's been watching every episode since day one. Thanks Jesse You're the man buddy. Sorry about brands neck. What else you got Jim? It's taken ready. We just recently put up

We recently covered a story about some tourists trying to touch a bison or just do a selfie. This guy is harassing bears. What do you mean harassing bears? Like this video real quick. Cool. Leave the door open. Leave the door open.

God, I want that bear to turn around. I know, know right and then he takes this shirt off Can you imagine if that was your friend I'm like what are you doing man? Yeah, you would get his pants if that bear was like cold on I got time today, dude. I'm starving And I eat tools for breakfast legit eat tools do that to the wrong grizzly That's a black bear though He's doing smaller ones was the first one in grizzly though. It kind of look It's a brown bear for sure bear bears to run from here small. Yeah, they're scared in general like what is this guy doing? The problem from his terrible haircut haircut why is he doing this uh the gram are you

kidding me with his curls that's not real this is real but that buffalo or that bison whatever looks like it's so sweet he's so tired like just get your picture bitch to move on she's so lucky we get his horn yeah she's so sleek. He's so tired, like just get your picture bitch and move on. She's so lucky, look at his horn. Yeah, she's so lucky. She fixes her hair. Nice smile. Yeah, she looks like she's attractive for sure. She's so dumb.

Pfft. I, it just tries me nuts. That thing's gonna be like, hey, get out of here. Also the way she's holding camera can't even see the, it looks like she's, can't even see the face there. She's phased there. What kneel down girl, get in his grill. I don't get it. I don't get it either. I do not get it. Well, he's going to be investigating hopefully at a charges press on him because it's, it is illegal to do that.

To run at the beer. Yeah. To taunt them. Really? Yeah. Crowd work on the bed facing criminal charges for disturbing wildlife fish wildlife service doesn't fuck around with I do know they're all they're like hey how about how would you like what kind of how would you like a crazy fine that that so when you kill the wrong and when you they

can't have the tag like caught poaching oh oh they're like I tell you what we're gonna take your truck they look all into it we're gonna take all your guns you get suspended for years too you can't hunt like even elk. I'll give them. Like when I was in Montana, there was a moose on the property,

like you didn't somebody gonna shoot, he's like, oh, you know, hard as you get a moose tagged. I'm like, yeah, but if you're not probably getting killed, he's like, you know, screwed we'd be. Like really? He's like, yeah dude, you can't touch those things. 100%. And that's a good thing.

So Brennan, you might know more about this, but yeah dude, serial killer, poppin' in Portland, potentially. I mean, 75 miles within each other, like six different people. They're all killed the same. Remains all found 75 miles in Portland. Portland has big enough Brahms already. Are these all homeless women or something?

Somewhere. One to cave, man. This one I don't get why that that picture is just insane the drawing yeah that sounds like ours a serial killer yes um let's see so this one's a homeless woman but then other ones look kind of not like these look normal but where did he where did he find them though that's how we that's how you one was in a that's how you, one was in a state park. I know that one was in a state park. Now he's kitchen the parks, man.

Yeah. And this one was just trippy. It's a sketch. That could be anybody. Well, if she might have been decomposed. That could be Theo, that could be Chan. That's like Theo and Chan had a baby. Oh, yeah.

That could be anybody. Possibly Native American. I'll ask you one. Native Alaskan with tattoos of music notes on her chest. A seated boot on her right shoulder blade. It sounds like these are- This was in a bar where homeless, when I was in Portland to see the level of homeless and drug.

First team all homeless out there, dude. It's so crazy. You're talking about deep psychosis. It's nuts dying you can't believe they're alive just walking around She'll have been San Francisco They're trying to put money into it So it keeps getting the bad name of homeless and like all the crime and then it came out this guy who's been in He owns two buildings like huge buildings back-to-back was like I'm out gave up the gave up the building sold them like I'm out It's too bad here wow well Portland is having so many problems when you go there.

Portland Sam friends. That's all they have. They just think about the homeless. Yeah I'm in Portland. Got them city when Bain took over. Yeah. It's just and there's there's like no hope either. It's not well they they it's so funny because now they have these outreach you're not allowed

to camp now they're they have they call them on house campers. Yeah. They call them they call them unhoused campers. They call them, they call them unhoused campers. Or people without house campers, they call them campers. Well, I'm a camper. And they call you them unhoused neighbors. The unhoused yeah. The people without homes. Sounds like a graphic novel.

Oh, staves? I don't know, any of the things. They shot this to me. So when I was playing for CU, we were in the big 12. It's a graphic novel. Oh, Stabs? I don't know what any of these things. Jayshopped this to me. So when I was playing for CU, we were in the Big 12. It's a big deal. They left it with the Pack 12. They never had the infrastructure of the athletes. It's a passing lead.

So now, it looks like they're headed back to the Big 12, which is a big deal. I don't understand. What is it? I don't understand anything. Colorado Buffaloes. So what's Pack 12? So Pack 12.

Pacific 12. So that's like USC UCLA Oregon That is good athlete you're saying as it's different. It's different So big 12 was notoriously known you talk about not not anymore But when I play talk about Texas Oklahoma Oklahoma state Kansas Kansas State Missouri and then See you but now the like the teams of teams, it's all over the place now.

But Pac-12 is more, it's like a passing league, Arizona, Arizona State, UCLA, USC. But when you switch those conferences, you gotta build the team for that. Why is that passing league? It's just what the athletes, the receivers, the, it's not as much defense. Big 12 was like, hard-nosed football, big boys,

athletic, big boys. Multiple, high's been trophy winners came out those years, but it's just a tougher, more physical game. And then we just switched conferences. Well, you're designed to hang in the ball. Would Miami be part of the big 12? No, no, not even close. Miami would be ACC, Atlantic Coast Conference.

Okay, so it just depends on where they are. SEC is the big boy, but it's good. But the brass could be big. Big 12, yes. Just big five. I think Nebraska might be like big 10 now, they're all over the place now. And it was a word that the Colorado's gonna go the big 10

to think out they're not, cause you gotta remember the recruiting. And then also the families who travel the game. So if you're in the ACC and you play Miami and fucking all these other things, to travel the nightmare, the TV right, it's like the nightmare. So it's good they're gonna go back to the big 12.

So if you play the big 12-foot ball like that, how much of your day of college is spent on football? How many hours? I mean, you know, how many practices to a day? In camp to a day, but then during the like regular season when you're school, you'd have you know Maybe film in the morning practice of two a day still. Yeah, then in between that you're going to classes To say when it's going to happen, Chin? It says reportedly, son, I'm not sure. Breaking nothing becomes official until the pack 12 gets their TV deal finalized,

but now multiple sorts of tests tonight. Bob's in bear down, we'll move to the big 12. Don't worry about the youth, son devils. Interesting. It's a good thing if they go back there. Okay, so this story, we might have brought it up a while ago, but this is from 2019 in X-Share Steppi. She was attacked by some guy with schizophrenia,

but she was reporting to a domestic violence type call. So she tried to arrest this guy at a house, but there's also a woman there holding a knife, but she tried to get this guy's hands behind his back. And then let me just play this video because it's so it's longer. I'll cut it out But so you guys have a better idea what this is and I'm actually shocked about this and this is a new thing going on No, so this 2019 but she left. I think she's suing or something the deputy Though the reason why this thing is because the guy got off scot free

That Cleveland from the family guy? It's right. That's the deputy. That's the deputy. This police. Megan McCarthy suffered several injuries. Megan McCarthy has the biggest eyelashes in California. Do you lock me up?

Am I right? I don't want to be the key girl. Guilty. Am I right? Guilty girl Toss me in the cruise The knife in her hand I She's very pretty. Yeah, and I put his hand to the small of his back just tell him you know relax

It's okay. What's going on just to pat down his pockets for weapons and That set him off and be the shit and shot it like shot the hurt took her Gunn and she got free scot free and then look at the you'll see in a second. This is California He probably put you gun at him Like I see her's it's terrible. What are all these characters? He's the DA. He got a Facebook. What?

What? He's just doing his job. I know, but they suck. But it's insane. It's insane. He's a bad shot Officer well to find someone guilty of see I shot there The person being assaulted had to be lawfully performing their duties While it might sound like just a technicality to some

Malena argues that deputy did not have reasonable suspicion. The jury instructed the jury basically says, if you wanted to detain somebody, you have to have a reasonable suspicion that they're involved in criminal activity. And in this case, the issue was, was the initial detention of Mr. Young legal. If it's not, then it's not guilty. Now, I think a puncher hundred times it wouldn't matter. What? I don't get this at all. I see a situation where there is a woman in such fear of her life.

She is armed with a knife. We should bring her in and figure it out. Yeah. But maybe he has a weapon. Our young wasfem guilty of negligent discharge of a firearm. Check this out. She's already been behind bars long enough to serve that sentence. Was set free.

Wow. She's a daughter. She has only fans of Cal. Nick Davis, the number one customer. How stupid. There's like the craziest kids. It's insane. Like he took the gun, started shooting at Cal.

Checking the calories though. Nothing happens. I guess he's doing his job, the piece of shit, but he's just doing his job and they're finding type in Cal. That's his job to find those. This is also why, though, when you always have backup, when you have a woman there, who's that probably weighs 120, you're trying to.

They came real fast though. I mean, huh? They came pretty fast. That's how that goes. You want to wait for backup a lot of times. Yes. Either way, I guess you mean fuck. Have your test taser ready?

We sound like she had her gun ready. He fucked her up and took it and shot at her. Well, that's why you always have to train. Shit. God, I hope she goes to fight you. Go to the ground. I hope she's okay. Check up.

Check up. Follow up. I don't follow. If we can donate in any way. The same thing. You better not disappear again. Brennan! I'm here.

Ah! This one's tough to watch, but I think it's good to show this so people don't do this, the same mistake. This father was trying to catch a foul ball, and then I'll just show you what happens. He was holding his son. Oh no. That's not good.

I don't like this. I don't like it either, but if anyone's in this position, don't run with your son. He ain't not a boy. And then he hit his head so bad on the back of his head. Yeah, damn dad. Get more athletic. Yeah. They said the sun's fine, but you know, it's that hard.

You think more kids have CT and maybe they do, but my, my, my, especially Tiger hits. I was saying when kids, Tiger hit his head all the time. He's bossing. more kids that have CT and maybe they do, but especially Tiger hits. How was they like kids? Tiger hit us at all the time, even Boston, just running each other, like how, they're like batting rams, like how do you do not have CT or anything? Because their, you know, their bones are, they're green, they're like,

like green greens. Yeah, I mean, like, you know, a branch is green when it's empty. Yeah, I can bend a little bit. Well, you know, their skulls don't form all the way, so pretty flexible. It's some, some give then. Fuck man. Little kids be fucking their domes. I so pretty flexible. There's some give there. Fuck man.

Little kids be fucking their domes. I know they do. They can't help it. There's be running the walls and shit. Yeah, like little rams. Like how do you guys not have CT? Now they might though, right? Well, you know, I think everyone has a splash of it.

Rans growing. Yeah. U.S.C. star Israel, I'm signing a Chokes Out Logan Paul during sparring. Oh, we saw it. You would click on that. I didn't do it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't do please don't yeah, they're just

training together. Yeah, I mean that that's pretty obvious that would happen. So this is more for Brian This girl went viral because of I'll just play it for you Oh That's actually her she's jackeded. Bill like Brock Lesnar. There's her again. She's a pretty girl. That's a strong gal. I bet she's small.

She's on bigger, she's a biceps. She's not me, a big girl. Short arms, yeah. She's so pretty there, right? And then she takes her off. Okay. Does it some big hands and some big... That's down between us. I like her there. And when she takes her off like, okay. Does this have some big hands and some big shits? That's down between us.

I like her there. And then she takes her off. You get rock hard. Now, it's a little, a little, a little, a little slightly. You're too lying the ass for that. A little slightly. She does look strong though.

Yeah. She's pretty gal though. Yeah. Now that picture there with the booty. That's what I, I'm drawn to the legs and ass. Like that. Hold on, I'll tell you from here, Jen. Everybody is, right?

Any other general shit? She's an athletic strong. That's not her big fan. That's a different person. But I'm a big fan of that. Of ask? Of just that whole body. Yeah, yeah, everybody is.

The hot chicken. A lot of guys like this a little too much for me. I have friends like. I don't think so, man. I'm always like, really? We have friends who are celebrating this month who don't like that. Well, that's what that would be.

I'm with you buddy. Yeah, I'm with you. A athletic, attractive girl from your friends. Well, the guys are like, our shoulders are too broad. I'm like, not so. You're probably soft guys. She's got delts. It's a bit soft though.

Yeah. What's this? So I guess one of the heads of PETA started making statements about Pete Davidson buying a brand new dog Because they you know, obviously they want them to adopt dogs or whatever and then I can't get that. It's a good shit Yeah, and then it became like and it started showing up in articles You know, how how could Pete Davidson do this and then he left this voicemail for how could Pete Dave's and buy a new dog

It's so yeah,. Finally they're taking P.E.M. not only none of us can cap of the food and I'm not a dog and my mom's f***ing dog is only two years old, dying only to come here and we'll all substand so I had to get it to the dead things on. So why don't you do your research, born f***ing cream, new story for people because you're a boring kind of f***ing'm gonna fuck you and stop my dick. Good for him. Good for him. Good for him is right now.

Yeah, good for him. I approve. That's his new girl. I approve of a feed day. Oh yeah, that's a cute little thing. A cabin poo. That's a cute, I want a cabin poo now. I'm gonna get a cabin poo instead of the receipt

of fucking PETA. Not for you, bud. My girl. That's my girl. Too expensive. Not for you. What? Too expensive. You're the poor person dog get that

doctor one adopted dog right that's not for you. You're making me annoyed now. That's not for you. You know, you're not Pete Dave's in money right. Well how much you think I cost a million dollars? You fucking I don't know it's for everybody. I Did watch Pete Davison spend $40,000 on Pokemon cards one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah His bank rich dudes do that. This is for Brennan. I don't know exactly what this is for but I guess he was climbing this My boy so wow, dude my boy my boy Jerry climbing the fucking coach hell! It's fairly high, too.

Jerry, is it every bit of pride? He's 50. That's amazing. Look at how good he looks. I wonder why he decided climbing the air. He said that he was with the TikTokers. Someone's taking pictures, but I don't know what the reasoning is before this. Do it for the TikTok.

Hey, you're so famous, you don't need to do this, Jerry, for looks, likes. How high up is it? I mean, it's not crazy high, but that's pretty high. I would be freaked out about that. Oh, chin, this is stupid. No, it's not. Dude, you tell me it's not high. If you fell down from there, you'd be completely fine. Chin, it's as high as a studio. Do you agree? Do you? Right. Do you agree? It's so strong on your back and be fine. Look. Oh, get the wind out of that. This isn't a story.

It's not. It was never a story. It was never a story. It was never a story. They were zooming in. I was like, man, is he like a sky? No. They remember zoom out.

If you're only list this, he's a body. He's think of me. He's think of me. I'm gonna challenge you. He's think of me climb. He's one and a half people top. Think of me climb the side of a pizza hut. He's two people hot.

So he's almost at the second top, right? You know what he is? He's two people, who it is? He's about 10 to the middle. He's about as high as a basketball. Where's my pointer? You know when a guy dunks a basketball and you're like, man, holy done fall.

I would say he's one person. He was in the top though, he was there. When there, that's kind one person. He was in the top though. He was there. That's kind of high. He was there. But there he's about 12 feet in here. So he would fall this fast. Oh, I'm sorry.

You become believe he survived. He'd be, you know what? He'd be rolling five. He'd be 25. Wow. If I'm Jared let him, like don't zoom out. Just let him think I'm climbing the sky. When you and chink at the middle of the game, they're When two and a half minutes, it'll get plentiful.

Oh man. Well that guy can reach his feet. That guy can touch his feet. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. He's a daredevil man. Well, my boy, wild. Like that's all they should post.

Holy shit, he's trying to climb a building. Well, there you go. Yeah, there's not very risky there. And I think that's pretty much it. Oh, the iron chic passed away today. I don't know if you go. Yeah, there's not very risky there. And I think that's pretty much it. Oh, the iron chic passed away today. I don't know if you guys heard. It's a brought to me on Olympics. I'm chic.

I didn't know that. No, Iranian Olympic. Wow. For the Iranian Olympic team. That's a fun. That's a good run. It's a good run. Pretty good run.

So she came from those old days. And then Georgia was showing me like videos of him on the how it's turned show. Yeah, in Sardylane would impersonate Macho Man or Hawkoagin and just get this guy riled. The legend. Yeah. Aren't she, because the legend, he's great on Twitter too.

That's a bummer. So, I'm a stash. This is the last one, I guess, because you worked with him, Brian, before? I never worked with him. I never mind. I'm saying, show. Oh, it was that. I never mind show. Oh Was standing monitor. I never met him. Okay. Never mind though. He was What was his what was it for?

You couldn't walk around or something I forgot what it was yeah Anywho I wish we had some better ones, but that's it. That's good. It was a good podcast. I think I won that one You all right guys God bless and That's some better ones, but that's it. That's good. That was a good podcast. I think I won that one. You won. All right, guys. God bless and I'm in comedy works in Denver. Come to my city. In the month of the month, June 29th, June 30th, July 1st. Yeah.

I'm not at LL in July. I gotta change that. I'm there in August now. We go in the blue room. My boys. My boys. My boys. My boys.

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