The Fighter & The Kid - ONLY Dark Meat | TFATK Ep. 956

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

Brendan gives an update on his fish, Bryan recaps his La Jolla trip, and the guys talk Francis Ngannou vs Anthony Joshua in boxing, Kat Williams on Club Shay Shay with Shannon Sharpe, Jim Gaffigan sto...ries, buying things on Craigslist, eating vegan food and much more! FiveCBD - Go to https://fivecbd.com/fighter and get your $40 bottle for free, just pay shipping and handling. O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/ Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ Fieldcraft Survival - https://prepared.fieldcraftsurvival.com/the-fighter-and-the-kid/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes we did, because we got it again. It's the fighter in the kit. This is really the fighter in the kit. Come on, mate. All right. Yeah. We're doing it again, guys. We're back again.
Starting point is 00:00:12 We're doing it again. Fighter in the kit, 12, 13, 15 years going. 27 years going. 27 years later, again. You have a child sweatshirt on. I have a mic drop. I have a mic drop comedy sweatshirt on. OK, they have different artists. It's great. Now, um. I'm have mic drop comedy sweatshirt on. Okay, they have different artists.
Starting point is 00:00:26 It's great. Now, two old flat sweatshirt. Was in the hoia. What's that? Two old flat sweatshirt. You know what, but you know, let's get, let me just say this.
Starting point is 00:00:38 I like the sweatshirt. It just doesn't face, not bright stuff. There is an elephant in the room though. And that's how good my face looks right now. Can we get it? It is better. Yeah. Is it more stressful?
Starting point is 00:00:48 I didn't want to do anything, but something's different. There's something different about my face. What is it? Well, it might be that I got some hoiass son on my face, right? Although you've got some work done. Well, no, no, no, no, I ain't gonna work with that. You know, it might also be that daddy's not really, he's daddy's cutting down on his saturated fat.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Oh, God. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, God, better. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. God, better. Oh, can't give you a hot pepper. Did you see his documentary? I'm not doing cheese anymore. Did you see the documentary on Netflix where they take the two twins, the different sets of twins?
Starting point is 00:01:16 Feed one, an omnivore die, the other, a vegan die. No. Is it very interesting? How long is it? It's too long. Yeah. It's too long. You could brag that I just want two minutes I just want this 28 veggies this 28 steak. Oh, this twin drives a Tesla. This one lives life. That's that's true
Starting point is 00:01:34 Oh one's hey One clearly yeah, well come on others the one that did the veggies gay right typically I'll do in two numbers. Nope, Timberly identical twins are they're gay. They're both gay. No, that's not true. That's true. There's a basketball player Collins. There's two Collins twins.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Well, one exactly the same. Once came out as gay. He's probably pretending he's not gay then because they're all gay. All right. So that's what I say. That's what I'm sticking to that. My my bro sciences. But what happened with was the vegetarian.
Starting point is 00:02:01 I don't know yet. I haven't got to it, but I guarantee. I laugh. Guarantee it was I guarantee the vegans come out on top. They even check their sexual stuff. I would depends. It depends. How do you do to me on top?
Starting point is 00:02:14 What do you mean? Define on top? In other words, they're there. I spare their lipid panels are better there. And routine the weight room not stronger. I get into that stronger. I bet there's a number of things. Well, the problem is that so with me, it, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,. Right now you do. It's time to say. Oh, it's at the end of your tongue. It's at the end of your tongue.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, now. We can use our Amajinasi on. Red Flin stop. Listen, dude, look, there's nothing wrong with eating a, I eat a Mediterranean diet. Now it's about fish. It's about vegetables. I'm trying to think what I care less about when someone
Starting point is 00:03:07 tells me about their diet or the weather. Yeah, but the only way to do my diet is like Denver today, we have a slight change. Oh my God, the weather. Yeah, but I wonder if it like so if you would reduce your cholesterol, decrease your inflammation. In other words, you feel better. That's all matters. Do you, for me, it's like, do I feel more energetic
Starting point is 00:03:28 and do I feel better? I don't care what you do. But you know what I'm saying? If you think you're gonna live longer eating plants, might get a year on me. Correct. Maybe two. Well, how about this?
Starting point is 00:03:38 But when you're 90 and you barely know where you're at, who take me out. Well, also the guy who is a scientist in the nutrition science at Stanford University said Everybody's different. You know people react differently to different foods So if you say vegan diet is good for everybody you think that they're people they can't do way better What's mean to get a general? Yeah, I know a lot of really healthy people who eat meat Yeah, you know tell them me dude. I do I
Starting point is 00:04:01 Need a ton of dark meat. What? Huh? You don't know my personal life. Yes, I do. You don't know what goes on in the research that my imagination likes. My fat household goes dark meat. You're right. Yeah, we have just, right?
Starting point is 00:04:16 You said dark meat coming in periodically. We bust it in. Only dark meat. Yeah, I go to onlydarkmeat.com. I go to cuck..com. I got to cuck only dark. Dark stuff. Only dark meat slash cuck.com. That's the site.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Oh my God. Dude, I bought a car part of Craigslist yesterday and met the guy. Oh boy. Thought I was gonna get shot. Yeah, that's interesting. Have you ever bought anything off Craigslist? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:04:43 It's a strange land. There's some gems on there. Yeah, you I don't think so. It's a strange land. There's some gems on there. You got to search through. Yeah. It's a stress search through. You can get dogs on there. You can get... You can also hire a hitman on there.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Well, there's a guy. Wet works, you're pissed on. There's all sorts of stuff. Yeah, there are people. There's a guy who's killing people on it. There's a craigslist, Syraculist. Yes, he was saying that. So I know all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:02 And I decided, because I need a different hood on my lightning but I need a OEM hood so the factory hood. Yeah. Lightings are all over, I'm sorry F-150s are all over 99, 2000 Ford's are everywhere. So I was like I'm not gonna buy an aftermarket one. I'm just gonna find one on Craigslist. Why? Yeah, I mean there's some rusted out. So get some stuff. Yeah dude it's 70 bucks with there's gunshots in it. I can't. I have things I could probably sell for money. I just don't know how to, I just, ah, because I got a, are we doing that bad?
Starting point is 00:05:30 No, no, no, even if you're doing well, if you can make a car. You don't want to do a car, I'm all this stuff. I just don't have the energy is what I'm saying. You know, I'm not gonna, well my thing is, I want a different hood and I'm looking at the price of my hood.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I'm not paying for that. I'm like, I just want a regular freaking hood. And my brother's like, go on eBay, but it's, you know, their big hood, so shipping's like 400 bucks. It's more than the hood. I'm like, forget that. I'll tell you what,
Starting point is 00:05:56 with the Craigslist daddy, old school. Yeah, I'll tell you what they're not worried about. Craigslist or they're not on Craigslist is, is La Jolla, especially on that strand where you get to look at the ocean I wonder what the Craigslist is like at La Jolla. Oh, yeah, now there's so much money in La Jolla There's so much money there and and you know You know, you know one of the attractions where you go down there and you know where the big sea lions are those big chubby sea lions Did you take you ever go down there and see that? Right on the beach? That's where I stay.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah. Giant fat sea lions. Grey white central. Well, so that, so, that's their blessing. So here's the thing. All the surfers and stuff. They're like, guys, those are artificial nurseries. They created a sort of a seal birthing ground.
Starting point is 00:06:38 They kind of, they actually made that as a tourist attraction, apparently. And they're like, you're bringing in all the fucking big gray whites and the seals. It's like for the surfers. You can see the seals, they're all like, I'm not going all the way out there. The guy said, we're gonna get people, we're gonna get hit in La Hoya Cove
Starting point is 00:06:57 because you're bringing these giant gray whites in with these fucking seals. So everyone talks up, moving to Texas Nashville, wherever Montana. You ever been in La Hoya? Oh, come on. Now listen, and the politics aren't Nashville, wherever Montana. You ever been alone? Oh come on. Now listen, and the politics aren't the same down there. You gotta remember, the whole year red state.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Correct. See a nigga red state. It's red down there. Oh see, red. Correct. We're just in the woke central here, but you get outside of LA, like we're on that? Red.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Correct. The whole year red. Yes, safe. Uh huh. Parts. The whole year, especially though. Oh yeah. Think about the whole you though.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Man, better have some money. You better have all the money. Oh, you're not homeless out there, bud. Correct. No, no, no. They'd laugh at my cars. If I was like, I want to buy a house, they'd be like, what's your budget?
Starting point is 00:07:36 It's not happening. They would start laughing so much. So we talk about it. Well, if I make this or this gets sold, I'm going to move the tax, I'm moving on to my tenants. Like, go to the Hoya and tell me, and tell me in America, if there's a, maybe Carmel up north, but they'd be tough to beat LaHoya.
Starting point is 00:07:52 If money's on issue, right? Yeah. All that's staying care of. Now I'm not saying a billion dollars, but let's say you get 20 mil. Yeah. You go to the Hoya. Well, you pay the taxes to stay in LaHoya.
Starting point is 00:08:03 The weather's always amazing. The beach is always there and I'm. Best car scene in I think in California. Really? It may, Texas is good. So Florida, San Diego, the Hoya car scene. The best car shows down there. So you'd like this guy.
Starting point is 00:08:19 No, it can live wherever he lives there. See a guy, see a guy, he's in a Mercedes I've never seen before. I thought of you. And I'm getting gas, and I, because I took my wife's cheap, and I'm looking at this car. And I see the guy, and he's probably my age,
Starting point is 00:08:36 but jacked out of his mind. And I'm like, that's a discipline, dude, dressed well. You know, I'm like, that's a discipline, guys, and about that guy. So you want to talk to him? I said to him, but I saw this car. I've never seen him. And I'm going to ask you what it is because it was a Mercedes. I said before you even get a picture to make layered SLR Mercedes. That's exactly what the fuck it is. That's exactly what the fuck it is. That one would get your attention. That's exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:09:00 That is 100. It's a track car. Yes. That's exactly what it is. And I said my friend is a psycho and he would be all about your car and he started talking about why he got it out of you there are. That's exactly you are correct. Yeah, I know. That is exactly what I saw. There was so much money now, too. Dude, he said, yeah, I retired.
Starting point is 00:09:19 You're a child. And then I got bored, I went back to, you know, doing my thing and doing, like he ran a trading desk, you know, he's one of those. That's a great car. And they're going up and value like crazy. Really? Yeah, depending on that. So his was Matt Black.
Starting point is 00:09:32 I know. It was masked. And you see how the doors opened. That is exactly. And it's a McLaren. Yes. It's nuts. They're so dope.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Yeah. I know if it was a special Mercedes, have to be that maybe a black series for you. You know, you're shit. Cause I've never seen that car, but I said, I think Brennan would, this would turn his head. Yeah, that's, yeah, they, maybe a black series for you. You know your shit, because I had never seen that car, but I said, I think Brennan, this would turn his head. Yeah, that's like the best Mercedes. And you could hear the engine, like it was just,
Starting point is 00:09:50 mm, I'm pretty sure it's a V12. And they're not giving that bad boy away. No, depending on the miles you're probably looking at, probably a mill, 1.2. What? What? What? Oh, so it's high mileage, maybe 800, 900. So homeboys got crazy money, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Cause I thought so. I could tell he was very well to do. Especially now. But I said to him, because I ran a train and I said, I gotta be honest with you, you're an unbelievable shape. I mean, Jack. He was older. Older, my eyes, but Jack, like you'd look at him and go,
Starting point is 00:10:18 like, I mean, he just looked, he wasn't bodybuilders, he just looked like he was a cross-feder. He looked so good. And I was like, how the fuck do you do this? Obviously, you know, he's, he goes, it's a passion of mine. You know, I'm just, just playing, yeah. It is, but.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Just playing in life, just playing in the car. It was a scar. His body looked like his car. And I bet if he had, I bet he has tons of cars. That was in his one. You're not buying McLean. That's the one. And that's the one.
Starting point is 00:10:41 He goes, it's a passion, I just love cars. I like this guy. He's talking about, because it was the art. Is he single? They're only, I don't know, they're probably, they're only a few in the country. You know, they're saying you're the thing. And he's like, and I got,
Starting point is 00:10:53 plus the power's different than I go. You don't like that. You're crazy. You're just all about it. He goes, I can't help it. It's what I'm in, dude. Let's take a little break. Take a little break, dude.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Take a little break. I'll be in Nashville. The end of this month, January, Nashville is January 25th. One night, two shows at Zany's in Nashville. All right. On the 25th, then the next night, I head on over to Austin, January 26th and 27th. That is, I'm at the step mothership.
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Starting point is 00:14:05 O-O-O-Reilly. Two different cars, don't you? I said to my guy, this is this your only car, right? He goes, and I go, I'm not gonna be sure. You're not driving that every day. This can make the pun sad, but my in-laws' best friends were over.
Starting point is 00:14:21 I don't know, I'm very well, and they're super- like the mom speaks really good English, and the dad, it's a little dicey, but like, oh, he's a car guy. Like, oh, cool. So I got home late from things, talking to him, and they're like, in my mother-in-law, who she's not in the cars,
Starting point is 00:14:37 but she kept bringing up, she's like, oh, umberto. She's like, uh, Bren just got a dodge, I guess he loves dodge. He got dodge demon, he's like, oh, I love demons, blah, blah. And he's like, which one? I start telling her. Cheers. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:14:50 I'm like, that's not that cool. You know, it's a challenge, right? It's cool, but. And my wife's, let me talk to you. Their son. Their son's dream car was a dodge demon. Cause they count to 18, mine's a 23. So it mines a demon demon 170 but there's a
Starting point is 00:15:05 demon to an 18 I came out and those is dream car but he had a hell cat which is great that 700 horsepower he had a hell cat challenger and he was gonna build it up like I do build the car up in hopes to sell it to get a demon and he passed away before he did that 19 how did I covid he was overweight and had a really bad asthma and got COVID here's where they screwed him is It was there's early on they put a ventilator they put the ventilation the ventilator on them and it speeded up the and it killed him What a disaster does oh The oh dude. Well, it's a disaster. Oh, I couldn't even. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:46 No, go show me your car. Until you have kids, you don't understand. Oh, yeah, I've been in the hospital nonstop. Yeah, so your babies have some issues. It's tough. But we talked about this on the podcast. No, yeah. Yeah, breathing issues.
Starting point is 00:16:03 So your baby has breathing issues. Yeah, they're checking They're running up making sure she doesn't have a face PHACE face syndrome, which is very serious. Well known three weeks Yes, it's been tough It's super tough. Yep Yeah, yep Do you have a I got changed subject? Sorry, but how about my three-year-old because we have a monitor in there my three-year-old in
Starting point is 00:16:30 Eight-year-old or seven-year-old will be eight in February they sleep to you I make them share a room share a bed. Yeah King says bad. They snuggle in there. They have to fight and do the thing Three in the morning daddy. I'm awake And usually that means 5 a.m. I'm like up at 5 so I'm like, I go in there, if I leave the clock on my, dude, it is three, are you on your damn, it's three in the morning? Here's why I'm awake. I don't care, dude, you gotta go back to Vegas.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Now, I'm bored. Are you bored? Because you gotta go to sleep, dude. Everybody's sleeping, it's not I'm bored. Dude, you gotta go to sleep and he goes, I hate these four of you. I hate this and he goes, I hate his, you don't reason. He's four years. I hate this house.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I wish I didn't have this family. What'd you say? He's like, I hate this house. And at first I was like, oh hell no. And I remember he watched home alone. Oh, word for word. He used like Kevin MacCowister said. Oh, remember when the mom makes him sleep
Starting point is 00:17:20 with a piss bed kid? Yes. He goes, I hate this house. I hate this family. I wish I had never had a family. She goes, well, that could be true. So all he do goes, I hate this house. I hate this family.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I was so cute. That first house, I go, hell no. But then I started laughing like, you still have from home alone. I love it so much. So we were up from 3.30. I've been up since 3.30. My two year old just did that.
Starting point is 00:17:43 He'll go, mommy, daddy, where are you? I'm just like, well, here we go. Yeah, I'm up in Rateson. And he's standing up. Same thing everyone. And daddy, I'm awake, 3 a.m. I'm bored. The fuck?
Starting point is 00:17:58 I'm bored. He's standing up. Me, once I'm up, I can't wake up and go back. I can't. I can't. But I'm usually. I can't I'm up. I can't but I don't I'm usually up between Four and five every day every day. You are especially now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm up. I'm up now Around usually six unless I haven't sleeping. I don't trust anybody who sleeps in take that right now. Yeah, Delia don't trust Sleeps out. I'll go once you get it. It's 10. I'm like how how what are you doing? Don't you have kids? What do we do? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah, who sleeps in over the age of 25? I get a burly so I can have a little time to myself anyway That's my favorite time. That's why I don't mind get about 3 30 usually the kids not awake But then I have this complete silence I mean if I'm it whatever it cars whatever. Yeah, I can just focus on that. I'll do all my I haven't heard much about your fish. Well you go from Oh my fish are thriving. I just bought new fish. No, you just not in them. So I don't share it with you Well, I mean, I just I'm not all here is truck truck truck truck truck and I don't hear anything about fish fish fish Oh, no my airwannas for fun. You're not over it. Hell no my
Starting point is 00:19:00 Oh, every morning bud. Yeah, oh, but it's been pretty easy to get attacked attached to I'm attached to my coin I told you I feed them. Oh, my fair no. Oh every morning bud. Yeah. Oh, bud. It's been fish every easy to get attacked. I'm attached to my coy I told you I feed them. Oh, no, no We I got earwannas in the now. I got seven Oscars. I got Poccus. I just bought a turtle You got a turtle in there now. I got a catfish. What? I get catfish. I bought them like this. Yeah, I love watching them grow Shovel nose catfish. She's no one told me they get so goddamn big. He eats Everything he's such a bully. Is he eating your other fish? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:29 That's a problem. That turtle head on a swivel turtle. Really? Because that catfish plays no games. How is your catfish? I don't eat months old. He's enormous. See that?
Starting point is 00:19:41 That's me. Oh my god. That's me with my catfish every month. Oh shit. So I have to take food that's big big chunks of food. Yeah, and throw it over there So he attacks that and then feed the other fish Otherwise, is nobody how much is really nobody how much is the how much food you give them? Like just like I got like a like a lamb leg or something. Oh, I have to buy live fish for their one isn't him There's a lot going on. Oh every morning my house like see world. Yeah. How often do you have to buy live fish for the aruanas in him. There's a lot going on.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Oh, every one of my house like sea world dude. Yeah, how often do you have to feed fish? When they're juvenile, three times a day. But what? Three times a day. Three times a day. I love it. Three times a day.
Starting point is 00:20:15 I thought like three times a week. No way dude. I feed my fish every day. So they gotta eat every day. The main fish, they can go like a week without eating. If I'm like on the road, then go a week. It's not ideal, but it also cleans their system. It's good for the tank.
Starting point is 00:20:29 But the big, like the Airwanna's, I feed every day. There they eat a ton, a ton, live fish. I'll be in my fish. No, grow as big as the tank or what? No, no, no, really. Oh, I have to upgrade about a year. Yeah, it can grow. Yeah, nightmen, no one tells you this.
Starting point is 00:20:42 No. But they do warn you at the pet store. They'll, you'll see you're a lot in a tiny tank. It's like this big and they'll always go tell the parents Ah, those grow pretty fast if you're gonna just plan to upgrade if you can get those they should say hey listen So that fish right there. I know he's a hundred bucks right now. He's gonna up caution him. I don't know probably about five grand By the time he's fully grown You have to upgrade your tank, your filters, and I have two of them.
Starting point is 00:21:06 What do you feed these fish? Does it hurt? People, you gotta feed them. You gotta feed them, cause I have fish flakes that I feed my coy. That's for bitch fish. Yeah, flakes, they go, fuck, it's like parmes on a salad. They need real fish.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Oh buddy, I have to go to the pet store twice a week. I just don't tell you, cause you're not in real fish. Oh, buddy. I have to go to the pet store twice a week. I just don't tell you, because you're not in the fish. Oh no, my life is fish and cars and kids, dude. Fish, cars and kids. Fish, cars and kids. Fish, cars and kids. Fish. You know, people are God, family.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Yeah, you fish, cars and kids. Church or whatever? Fish, cars and kids. Yes. And you like it that way. Oh, but at a aquarium city of, what is that? I'm Sherman Way. I go out and they know my order. I have to go twice a week, but at Aquarium City of, what is that? I've Sherman Way, they know my order. I have to go twice a week dude, feed these fucking fish.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I have to get frozen fish, I have to get big monster pellets. Yeah, I have to carbon, what's that? What's that I'm doing for his workouts? I should go to gym up here. Lifting weights? Yeah, just the basics, dead left. The basics, dead left. Pull ups, pull ups, bench. There you go, that's it. Three times a week, that's it., just the basics, dead left. The basics. Deadlift. Pull ups, pull ups.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Bench. There you go, that's it. Three times a week, that's it. You don't need more than that. You go pretty heavy. Yeah. Yeah. That's it.
Starting point is 00:22:12 There's a guy who said, I deadlifted, squatted, and bench pressed, and nothing changed my body more. Yeah. Just don't leave me with heavy, but those, those, those mean potatoes. Yeah. Everything else, okay, but those three movements. Yeah, if you can only pick three, that'd be the three. They changed potatoes. Yeah, everything else, okay, but those three movements. Yeah, if you'd only pick three, that'd be the three. They changed this.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Yeah. Dude, I watched a documentary on that, that Gypsy Rose who got out. Dude, you don't realize how bad, how evil her mom was. Oh, I do. She escaped when she was 19. Her mom lied to her, because she wanted to act more immature.
Starting point is 00:22:42 When she was 19, her mom goes, you're 14. She goes, no, I'm not. Mom, I'm positive. I'm 19. She goes, no, you're not. She changed her birth certificate and made it look like she was 14. And she goes, I know your full. She killed his bitch or her boyfriend. Whoa. Yeah. She killed him. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:57 She killed her boyfriend. The boyfriend stabbed the mom. Yeah. But the mom, so she met some dude, randomly at whatever she was in the like animation or whatever. Or she went to Comic Con, met some dude randomly at whatever she was into like animation or whatever or short comic con met some dude They exchanged numbers she ran off with him She's like a mistake. He didn't have a car lived with his friends. So I was stuck. Yeah, the mom She goes not my cell phone dropped her mom went through cell phone founder showed up to her house
Starting point is 00:23:21 She's like, okay, I get why you did this just come home with me and make this right and off to you She tricked her. She's like just make it right, I get why you did this, just come home with me and make this right. And off we she tricked her. She's like, just make it right. She gets home, she beats the hell out of her, chains her to the bed with legit handcuffs and a dog leash for two weeks, made her sleep next door. So she moved, the mom would move.
Starting point is 00:23:40 God damn. Two weeks and started hitting her. And then she, and she, she would discipline me, she said, my mom would order my favorite food in the eating front of me and not feeding. What a witch. Now, remember that there's two sides every story.
Starting point is 00:23:56 This is truth. So, and then there's someone talking about this. I thought, I'd like to hear from the mom. Because the mom might be like, this bitch wouldn't leave my side. I couldn't get rid of her. Talk about a clock block. I've I'd like to hear from the mom. Because the mom might be like, this bitch wouldn't leave my side. I couldn't get rid of her. Talk about a cock block. I've been single for 35 years.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Yeah, I don't think her mom has a side. However, I do think I wonder if that sounds very, very creative. So I wonder how true that part is. There are probably some artistic license taken you think you think Exactly a little bit. I don't know but then again I wouldn't be surprised if she's telling the truth Well, she had a cousin who said she saw that he saw the marks from the handcuffs
Starting point is 00:24:35 Everything and then they hear from her for two weeks. I believe it. I believe it You hear that you got this mom's a demon put in my head. I like to hear the mom's side. Yeah mom's like I can ditch this kid I tried going on dates and shit this little clock block Mom said demon, put him ahead, I'm like, I'd like to hear the mom side. Yeah, mom's like, I can ditch this kid. I tried going on dates and shit, this little clock block. She made her look full special too. I mean, come on mom. Her teeth, hat, the way she dressed her. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Terrible. Just awesome, she can get attention that. Yeah, so people feel sorry for her. You know what, they're in Springfield, Missouri. That's where that blue comedy room's that Oh, yeah Springfield, Missouri pretty sure. Yeah, I like springfield What was that I just saw about Casey and that's further carnivore
Starting point is 00:25:14 Let's do a let's do a golden gloves segment golden gloves. Yeah, did you watch it? I did me either good I saw my boy Joe Koi did well. Okay, who won? Chin the golden gloves. Okay, who won? Chin. The Golden Globes? Yeah. I know the homeboy who dates Kendall won for Kylie, that won for... Timothy Shalime.
Starting point is 00:25:34 For Bear, that movie, the show Bear on FX. Robert Downey Jr. won. Yep. Or Oppenheimer. He's amazing. Barbie won, which I'm ridiculous. Silly Murphy, actor, wow. Barbie, great, great, uh,
Starting point is 00:25:48 Obi, Oppenheimer won. I haven't seen it yet. Have you seen Oppenheimer? I have it. I really want to see it. Define. The McCulloch and his brother refused to call it. Alley Wong won, which is dope.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Dude, nothing's better than our boy, the comic, what's his name? Ah, Joe Koy. No, no, no. No, no, no. The big white dude, we love him. Oh, a chain gillus? No, Jim Gaffkin. Oh yeah. Shane Gillus was at the Golden Globes. But Jim Gaffkin was, he gets on there, he goes, I can't, his was the best. He goes, I can't believe I'm here. I don't really fit in. I can't believe I'm entertainment. And everyone starts clapping. He's like, this is so special.
Starting point is 00:26:25 I just can't believe I'm here. So I'm not a pedophile. Oh, what? And he just waits at being goes. So this next award, Oh, incredible. Well, the best. I just did the best.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Do you know Jim at all? The best. I know Jim, yeah. I don't know Jim well that I've known. You know him. Me and him would DM and then he bought me at the comedy store, and they're like, hey, do you mind just going too late because we have a special guest like what the I get going man
Starting point is 00:26:48 I got another set and I know we just have to do it this guy you know He's kind of a big deal my crew is it and I hear over my shoulder. Hello Instagram friend. I Turn around to Jim gap getting what's up dude. He's the bad hello Instagram friend. Yeah, just Funny he's big. Yeah, he's big. He's just lurched on my shoulders. Hello Instagram friend. Yeah, just he's big. He's big. He's big. He's big. He's just lurched on my show. He was hello Instagram friends. I'm from Indiana. He goes, do you know you're thinking Indiana mafia? Anyway, a little bit more about me. I'm from I'm Korean. I'm from Korea. And then he goes, actually I wish I was in Korea. And then my interest in Asian women wouldn't be so creepy. So fucking hilarious. He's the best.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yeah, Jim's one of the great stand-ups, period. Oh, period. He's doing it. Of all tours of Seinfeld now. He's incredible. He's a hot pocket bit. I mean, legend day. Yeah, legend day.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been the voice in, was it translating to three, I think? I was doing great. It shows with him, like, you know, I mean, in New York, when you do these, like open mics or,
Starting point is 00:27:54 I remember when I was talking, Jim was, it was a, it was a, and there was this like, it was like diner or something, it was like shitty restaurant. And it was like, you know, people were sitting down, it was like just kind of basically
Starting point is 00:28:04 an open mic sort of. And this guy said something to Jim and he had a mustache and Jim goes, sir, I can't talk to you because you have a mustache. And it smells like poo. Like just these little things. Guys, I said, hey, just funny. Yeah, going gloves, I just, I watched some,
Starting point is 00:28:24 I watched Joe Koi's opening. I'm not allowed to is opening yeah monologue and see it just for Joe Joe had a couple digs at Taylor Swift and apparently she got a little pitch she was in feeling it and left early he had a good joke though it was a funny joke I don't mind it I wonder she was pastor he's like going gloves a little different because we're not gonna show Taylor Swift as much as that I fell does. But she did not look happy like her. No, she hated it.
Starting point is 00:28:47 She hated it. Well, you know, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah, people are like, all that look had to do with the ruined Joe Koi's career. I'm like, oh, you don't know how big Joe Koi is in our space. He does arenas. You stupid idiot.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Yeah. Flies private. so she's crush. Yeah, crush. Crush, literally. If a comic's flying private, they're just fine. Yeah, they're doing all right. Yeah. I am not flying private.
Starting point is 00:29:13 No. I did the other day, but it wasn't my plane. Yeah. I did the other day too. What's my plane? And they were gonna talk about private jet. I was on this private jet, my friend was like, do a video. Yeah. On the private jet, and I was like, I jet, my friends. I do a video on the private jet,
Starting point is 00:29:25 and I was like, I'm not doing that. I don't like posting those things. It just sounds... I took a picture of Shiger, because he was on there. He could have given two fucks. Yeah, he doesn't know better. He's like, what?
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah, I know better. Boy, I'd love to be able to fly private all the time. No lines. It was nice. Oh, fuck. Would you like something to eat? No, there's no food. And yours there was?
Starting point is 00:29:46 Yeah, that's different. Well, my friend's private jet. I've never been on a private big enough plane where there's food. The Romanian flight attendant, like gorgeous, gorgeous. Like we have, we have the Shackoot Replayed, we have, I mean, it's just unbelievable. We're talking about a mile high lizard lot.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I'm talking about it. Mile high lizard lot. Yeah, I don't you talk about it. Yeah, you talk about it. I haven't about a mile high lizard lot. I'm talking about it. Mile high lizard lot. Yeah, I don't just talk about it. I haven't been on one of those plays. Yeah. Well, I ate vegetarian last night. Speaking of the Cuck vegetarian kid, I want some different, my boy travels Barca owns Crossroads.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Yeah. Great road throng. But there's one in Calabastas now. So we ordered from there. It was fantastic. It's good food. Sign me up for the So we ordered from there. It was fantastic. It's good food. Sign me up for the vegan train.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I could eat that every night. I'm in that place. I could eat my pants, but I could eat that every night. Yes, you could. What were you saying? I said that place is really good. I'm like not into that vegan food stuff, but everything here was good.
Starting point is 00:30:40 It's crossroads is outstanding. I actually ate there with Travis Barker. Slight flex, okay? I was there and you would see such a good guy. You know him pretty well, right? Yeah, yeah. Squash blossoms. Yeah, yeah. Squash blossoms are nice. Yeah, everything's pretty good there.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Give me a special kind of chef to do all vegan, huh? Yeah, they're chefs. Here's my thing. I'm going vegan. I'm going vegan I'm not getting their fake saucers. They have the fake You know pork chops and that I had the salad the kale salad was nice You know Yeah, it's a better than a steakhouse. No, no A lot of times if it's not prepared perfectly, but they did a they do a good job there
Starting point is 00:31:27 Like I'm not getting the calamari there, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I'm not Calamari too. I'm like, what is it? I don't know. It's you know, it's always a derivative It's like a it's like a gluten derivative. It's like a say tan or tempeh or you know or cash you nut Butter you know, it's like it's a lot. It's heavy. It's a lot of fat a lot of calories say tan or tempeh or cash you nut butter. It's heavy, it's a lot of fat. A lot of calories. Yeah, I'm gonna be careful of that. Just keep it on weight.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Just keep it on weight. You know, you're put on weight. There's a ton of calories. Yeah. Oyster mushrooms. Oyster mushrooms. Oyster mushrooms. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:00 So it's something totally different. We're just calling it. But it has the same textures. I don't truly like a octopus. Yeah, I don't need that many. But you do better enough frickin' man, there it is all the same. Yeah, it's all the same.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Everyone knows Karl Mar is pig anus. Yeah, it's pig anus. Pig anus, it's four scan. It's four scan. Yeah, everyone knows that. Think outbacks cutting up octopus? I'm not into, I think chilies is kind of octopus. What do you think it is?
Starting point is 00:32:25 It's just pig anise. It's pig anise, cheap, cheaper. They had to do some of those booty holes. Pig lips and pig anise. Yeah. Everyone knows that. Oh, we didn't talk about that. They announced Anthony Joshua, Francis and Garner.
Starting point is 00:32:37 So a couple of things to talk about. I text our group chat with you, me, Joseph Rogan Eddie. I went, it's official. Yeah. AJ, you know I got AJ and that. Eddie, I went, it's official, AJ, I'm big Francis. The world has AJ, Brian. That's not breaking news.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Right, yes. It doesn't sound like you guys did on my thread. And I said this on the shop show, I posted it. It's a much more challenging fight for Francis now. Tyson Fears is a better boxer. Tyson will beat Antig Joshua. The reason why it's gonna be more difficult is the cats out of the bag.
Starting point is 00:33:07 The element of surprise has gone. Yeah. He had that against Tyson. I thought he won the fight. Yeah. He didn't, whatever. He's had his best showing against Tyson Fears because Tyson can say what he wants. He didn't train for that fight. He looked awful.
Starting point is 00:33:19 He didn't take him serious by round six. Like, oh shit, I better pick it up here. And if I'm gonna win and notice, he won the later round and start boxing. Anthony's just going, oh, he can actually box? I'll get ready. So now you're fighting a real Anthony Joshua. Yes. I'm not saying he's cold-mouthed, Neil, I'm not saying
Starting point is 00:33:36 he fought a fake Tyson Führer. I'm saying he fought a, Tyson Führer who was overlooking him to fight who's safe. You're talking about a guy who's gonna be in great shape who's probably weighs what, 250 money fights? 240. 240? See what he weighed the last fight, Anthony Joshua.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Yeah, and very, very strong. I think Anthony Joshua was even like, I got trained for real. Otherwise I'm gonna get knocked out. My thing is all this is. But to the caveat that the reason why I mean Rogan was saying that in the group chat, is Anthony Joshua gets hit.
Starting point is 00:34:04 He does. 250. His last fight is 250 one. saying then the group chat is Anthony Joshua gets hit. He does. 250. His last fight is 250 one. Yeah, all body. That's, yeah, all body. He's not big in France, is it? No, damn, France was 272. Yeah, France, he's crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:15 France, crazy. So here's the Anthony Joshua, I don't care. He always gets hit. So that's why he does the odds are better for this fight than there were the fury fight. Now, the odds are better because again, the public knows how good of a boxer France, the cats out the back.
Starting point is 00:34:28 He's ranked top 10 WCO. So he's ranked top 10 in the world. We know he can box. So the odds aren't minus 4,000 anymore for Joshua. Now it's minus 500, minus 700. Where it's still a big favor, which he should be, but they're closer. I think plus 500's fair.
Starting point is 00:34:47 But the reason why Francis can still win this fight, where the fear when I give no chance, he win this one because Joshua gets, Joshua's not a slick mover like Tyson. He gets hit. I always go to this, and that's not so much that. I always think I would imagine, and I would suspect, and expect, that because Anthony Josh was been the ring longer at boxing, he has an ability, depending on fight IQ, to actually read what France and Conno's going to do after, like, say, round four. So in other words, he starts figuring out what his tendencies are, starts figuring out
Starting point is 00:35:24 what his patterns are. He has to get the caveat with that he has to get the round four. It's got to get the round four, but again, a more experienced boxer is able now to cut you off the pass, get you stepping where he wants you and tell us some furies, more experience than anything Joshua. Yes, but it could have been Joshua's schooled boxer and he works at it. So it's furies, more fights, more experience. Yeah, again, furies just didn't take it as seriously's a school boxer, and he works at it, so. So it's Fury, more fights, more experience. Yeah, again, Fury just didn't take it as seriously. Maybe, but again, you gotta give Francis credit.
Starting point is 00:35:50 We can't just say, oh Fury, like bad, no, Francis can fucking box. It's fucking boxing. And Auntie Joshua, I don't care who you are, if unless you're tights a fear, you guys the best gin of all time. Joshua doesn't, Joshua's been knocked out many times. He's certainly not.
Starting point is 00:36:03 He's in Suspect. No, he's been knocked out. His gin suspect. Yeah, but he's been more, he got knocked out many times. Yeah, he certainly didn't suspect. No, he's been knocked out. His chin suspect. Yeah, but he's been more, he got knocked out in training. I know that before the, I think the Reese fight. But either way, I think he should be on our box, Francis and Ghana. I think he should be on a knock, Francis. All, all of them can out box Francis.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Yeah, the difference is why I like Francis' chance in this fight. He's because Anthony Joshua takes risks. He stays in the pocket. Cool. Do it against Francis the man goes for you So all the punches chance of Francis yeah, he has a way better chance to be anti-Jasra. They did fury Way better have you have you doesn't get hit to and get everybody does he's a granite chin he gets back up Be let's take another break this This episode's brought to you guys by Progressive Insurance. Most of you listening right now are probably multitasking. Yep, you're listening to me and Brian,
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Starting point is 00:39:56 That's craft survival. Fieldcraftsurvivor. Fieldcraftsurvivor.com slash fighter. I actually have the book that I'm reading now and I'm loving it. What do you got, Jim? You guys were mentioning comedians earlier so I'm hoping you guys watch the cat willing stuff yes on the Shasha Clown Sharp. Yeah, that podcast has 33 million views. Yeah. I watched it like a day ago is that 20 33 million views and cat went bad on
Starting point is 00:40:20 Rogan He was saying how he just has on funny comedians on it that he pushes, he'd never have me on. Rogan Tweedon was like, I'd love to have you on. I'm a huge fan. Come on, come on on. Very good, that's the great way to do it. What do you want on a lot of things? He went off, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Talking about, he has strange, can't remember. I love Kevin Hart. So I don't understand that. You know, that's how it's actually now. So when it says in 15 years in Hollywood, no one in Hollywood has a memory of a sold out Kevin Hart. So I don't understand that. You know, that's so many times. So many times in 15 years in Hollywood, no one in Hollywood has a memory of a sold out Kevin Hart show. They're being aligned for him ever. Get a stand-off at any comic club.
Starting point is 00:40:52 We already had deals. Nice. We got here. Have we heard of a comedian that came to LA? And then his first year in LA, he had his own sitcom on the network television, had his first year own film called Soul Plane that he was leading no.
Starting point is 00:41:07 We've never heard of that before this person or since that person. What do you think the plan is? What do you think a plan is? Maybe if you don't understand the definition of these words, he just did his documentary with Chris Rock. When it shows you that his whole upbringing and comedy was on the East Coast. So how simultaneously was he here in Los Angeles doing the same thing? It didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Well, he's wrong. For a five year period, every single move that Kevin did was a movie that had been on my desk. All I said was, can we take some of this shit out and then can I do it? I don't need to be a, well, vertically homosexual, because I'm not a homosexual.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Doesn't need that to be funny. And me saying that and then gone, oh yeah, no problem. And then going to give it to this other guy and having him doing it just like it was, and acting like I'm a bad person because I keep standing on my standard. They tell you there's no gatekeepers, but we keep seeing the same person open the gate.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Didn't Kevin let Tiffany out of shinn? What do you mean, eight no gatekeepers? There's a hundred gates out there. Everyone I seen got a keeper. So let me just respond to the since I was I was there for the whole time I was there when Kevin Hart wasn't famous. I was definitely there when Tiffany had his wasn't finished I've known Tiffany had since she was 17 So somebody who was an eyewitness to this cat Williams. There's no what the fuck he's talking about and when it comes to Kevin Hart No one works harder.
Starting point is 00:42:25 No one worked harder. Kevin Hart did every single improv, every single fucking club for years, well over 10 years, probably 15 before he hit it actually. But let's say 10 years. And when I say he did every show, every club, Kevin would go and he would collect every email. He followed the dane Cook thing.
Starting point is 00:42:45 He had somebody who would actually go from person to person collecting emails when they were standing in line. And that's how he built his following. He also built it by being fucking hilarious. Kevin Hart is hot-larious. Never stops being hilarious. And the third thing I'll say about Kevin Hart, another thing I've witnessed with my own eyes many times, whether it was on a set with him for a month,
Starting point is 00:43:09 whether it was hanging out with him in a club, hanging out with him in a bar, I've done two movies with him, no one's more generous, no one's more generous. To everybody, I think for sure. I've seen that dude just really quickly. I saw that guy we were at Montreal, we're hanging out, having a laugh, this waitress, this kind of like, she's just sweating and she's this little blonde waitress
Starting point is 00:43:29 going back and forth and freaking out. She was just doing her best to try to serve us everybody. She was just, it was so hard for her. And Kevin reaches into his pocket and he takes out $400 and just without anybody seeing it, he puts in his hand and he goes, thank you so much for all your hard work tonight. No one heard it, I did, because I was next to him.
Starting point is 00:43:46 That's who Kevin Hart really is. So, Cat Williams just doesn't know what the fuck. I think Cat Williams doing the right 33 million views. He's trending. He went against every big name. So, this can get traction. He goes out in Kanye,
Starting point is 00:43:58 he's subject to entertainer, stealing jokes. He goes in on Harvey Weinstein, won the suck his dick at a meeting, Steve Harvey. Some of the stuff he said was funny and makes sense. I don't know about that. I think a lot of it is jealousy. You read that, like, come on, cats so talented.
Starting point is 00:44:18 And he's been his own demise. He's the funniest cat in the world, no but intended. But then a lot of it are his mistakes. Can you go up a little bit? Goods right here. They cancel me for talking about Harvey Weinstein before this thing came out. But he offered to suck my penis
Starting point is 00:44:35 in front of all my people at my agency. What am I supposed to do? He did all of that. I'm thinking, I'm the only black person on the script. I get there. It's three other black guys on there, huh? I told him, no. three other black guys on there, huh? I told him no. What y'all do?
Starting point is 00:44:47 I was like, all right, I don't believe that, but okay. He's estranged. Just thinking about Steve Harvey's funny. It is funny, he goes, you can be, you start my Steve Harvey goes. You can be a movie star. There are 30,000 new scripts in Hollywood every year. Not one of them asked for a country bumpkin black dude
Starting point is 00:45:07 that can't talk good and look like Mr. Potato Head. Whoa. Okay. He's just as hard in the paint. Bro, Steve Harvey's hilarious. Not that one, but that is killing it. Chris talk that we have now. Did he?
Starting point is 00:45:21 The Chris talk that we have now is Epstein Island, Chris talker, not smoking. Chris talker didn't want to be the poster child for Smoke and Wheat. He don't smoke weed like that. He and the church. He Michael Jackson's best friend. Michael Jackson called him Christmas.
Starting point is 00:45:35 You ever met a man that gave you a nickname like that? Oh, did he. I came to this business saying I was gonx, gonx, suppose. When I talked about Michael Jackson, when I talked about our Kelly, that can't for these things because why would you talk about another black dude? Race is not where the line is drawn. It's God side and the other side. And we don't care nothing about the other side period, period. All of these big, big dick deviance is all catch and hell into 2024. It's all up for all of them. I don't, it don't matter
Starting point is 00:46:04 if you did it or wherever you is, T.D. Jakes, all of them. I don't it don't matter if you did it or wherever you is, T.D. Jakes, all of them, all lies will be exposed. You know, he said he's had his history of drugs apparently. So Michael Blackson, my boy, I like Michael. Most comedians don't get booed enough. That's how you end up with Michael Blackson, who is a real African, doing a fake African accent. If you're the African king of comedies, or actually, there's actually comedians in Africa doing comedy. If you're gonna say that, you gotta go to Africa and get a school.
Starting point is 00:46:31 He does have a school. Michael Blackson has a school in Ghana. You gotta put it, put in some work. And these guys, they take my advice, they change their whole persona. And then they hate me for it. Blackson responded to Williams in a series of tweets. I'm January 3rd saying, among other things,
Starting point is 00:46:44 Cat Williams is a very smart midgetget he took shots at the top 10 Black guy where you're reading this right I'm not he took shots of the 10 to 10 commute top 10 commutes of life Today so we can all respond and make him relevant relevant again He's right the Jonathan major for one that's actually pretty funny. Who's Jonathan majors? I don't want to get I don't want to get with a white woman because I was scared she might have me running down the street like Jonathan Major's. Not because I don't like women. I think white women are as great as any other woman,
Starting point is 00:47:10 but I'm not gonna act like I'm not scared of them. I have a reason to be scared. You could be Kang the Conqueror and they could take you, you're rabid assed down in two weekends. First of all, they went around the world for two years straight talent. Any woman that would listen that this was a good looking Negro since when
Starting point is 00:47:26 When do you all start liking a big nose when y'all like a little Big jaw when Had look like my daddy when you start liking my daddy. You like black people's features like that If this ugly end word is good looking then all and words is good looking Thank you end word is good looking then all end words is good looking thank you good good good thank you God bless you say come and say that slave if he had to be there by himself he was getting all four guilty guilty guilty she came in there just so beautiful they had to knock half-fit off bless his heart wow no
Starting point is 00:48:02 Rita Rogan one Joe Rogan General't want me on a show. Joe got six millions that never been funny. He want to push out. Um, it's just, I'm funny. He's one of my favorite comments and I'd love to have mom, Joe said, we have, we talk about him all the time. If he's down, I'll make it happen. Yeah. People, people are, Deo Mingo, he's talking about you. You've been on there more times than anyone. I'm not on there for comedy relief. I'm there on there for comedy relief I'm there for my fight science There's no I'm not talking about me stop
Starting point is 00:48:29 I'm talking to you as a comedy story a couple times. He's a genius. Oh cat is a he might here's the thing I want no heat I can't I'm with it He's my enemy when he's on when cat Williams is on his stomach best. He is as That Williams is on his stomach. He is as good as the best vessel ball turn. He is on ball. Anyone who's ever stepped on a ball. Yeah, he's top 10. He's just a little, he's a wild boy.
Starting point is 00:48:50 I saw him. I mean, I was one of a few people I've come up to and said, I was like, bro, I didn't really never see him. I go, you're so good. He did 20 minutes and I was like, fuck. There's more, but he's amazing. This is what Kevin Hart responded with. Can I give that anger out to a champ.
Starting point is 00:49:05 It's honestly sad. In the meantime, please enjoy my movie trailer of my next film, Live, which will be dropping Netflix in eight days. Yeah, and he goes, there's a moment in the trailer where, I don't know what this is, says they really love you. I saw, it says they really love you. I now know she's talking about cat.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Mark Hill, Calender's there's one is special. Yeah, cat Williams, it's tough. He's brilliant, you hate to see it. Actually, it's all really funny though. As long as your name's not mentioned, what if he was like Joe Rons? Martin tried to put me in my first dress when he had to go on his hiatus, he'd tell me cat,
Starting point is 00:49:43 when I come back, I need you. You my younger partner, you're my brother in comedy. when I come back, I need you. You my young partner, you're my brother in comedy. When I come back, just promise me that my next movie, it'll be me and you. We're going to do it together. We're going to do buddy cops shit. I said, Martin, you got my mother fucking word, my blah, blah, blah, go do it. You got to do when you come back, I'm in your movie, don't trip. I don't need to see the script or nothing. You know,
Starting point is 00:50:04 we get in an office and this fool pull out big mama's house too. I almost died and I gotta read the script in front of all these good white people where this N word want me to get in a dress with them. He's saying there's some sort of thing like Illuminati once they put them in a dress, then they start, like they're,
Starting point is 00:50:22 well, no, I don't know. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, keep going. Yeah, something about like once they put you in a dress, then they start, like they're, well, no, I don't know. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, so keep going. Yeah, something about like once they put you in a dress, whatever the higher powers are, that's when you become successful, but then you're selling your soul to devil basically. This is awesome.
Starting point is 00:50:33 He's trending. I think Kevin Hart said he'll never be in a dress, and then they showed him an SNL later in a dress, and then he started to bed. No, this is obviously, you know, but I mean, that's what you said. And also with Luder Chris, just just because a little Chris did a rap. He's saying that him and Luder were invited to this one thing.
Starting point is 00:50:48 And a, a lumenati party, right? Yeah. There was a crossroads where we both, both invited to an lumenati thing. It had to be one of the other of us. The decision had been made. So it was both of us. We were equal. One of us had to cut off all their hair and couldn't do a sideburn thing no more with the points
Starting point is 00:51:06 the next person they said was gonna get two hundred million because they were going to pay him ten million movie to do twenty movies that's how the conversation happened one of those persons to not be ludicrous other person to turn out to be cat will hilarious and then also this is the hey here's my thing what if he's telling the truth it's kind of funny it's's like sprinkle with this little face and little Chris says
Starting point is 00:51:27 Whatever's heavy on my heart is always on my mind like snoop cannabis shredder I'm always on my grinds and though it's shane cuz niggas could never take my shine I bring my watch to collection on my jet. Let me take my time like fine wine. I'm aging like Benjamin top five I'm worth mentioning bringing rappers I'm lynching them See the pendulum swing Jesus with diamond thorns, ludicrous Twilough then Gucci litins when I was born Never been a lumenity, only a luda nighty and I only left with bitches when coming from any party Now I'm married with kids that evolution in life
Starting point is 00:52:00 Never been a cloud chasing, never say shit for likes RIP John Singleton, you never have to flex when you earn every one of your faster, furious checks. Afro with the sideburns. And that's my signature. A Dixies on the rise. Comedians check your temperature. I love him.
Starting point is 00:52:21 He's so good. I love him. Yeah, I like Lil' Chris. John Singleton died. Yeah. Wow. Did the director? Yeah. He's so good. I love him. Yeah, I like little Chris Johnson. Died. Yeah, wow. The director. Yeah, he did. Yeah, hot second go. Dude. How did he die? I think some sorry illness. Damn. That's not in your TikTok. John Singleton man. That's a great director. Yeah boys in the hood. Oh, dude. How old was he? Yeah, my age, man. He died four years ago. Don't I look like you're all hurt by it? You just found out, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:50 You piece of shit. Oh man, I'm such a fan. You got to screw up. He died four years ago. Hyper-tension. It's like when someone comes to the ring goes, man, I'm such a fan. Once your next fight, I don't.
Starting point is 00:52:58 That's what you do right now with John singing the thing. Ah, ah, ah, man, I'm so bummed. Died four years ago with pieces of shit. Damn, 2019. Oh, man. Ah, I did a fucking five years ago. Ah, oh, what am I gonna do? Can you do training, man?
Starting point is 00:53:17 I can't go on. Ah, we didn't do training, day. I can't do the podcast, you guys. I gotta take today off. All right, what do you got, Jen? This kid here. Have you seen this kid? No.
Starting point is 00:53:31 He's 335 pounds, I think. I don't know if he's like college, I guess, but check him out. Oh my God. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on So So 335 pounds and he runs a 12 9 7 and a hundred meter that's insane. It's not that It's not I guess because he's so huge and other people are just you know tiny. Yeah, 335 though No, yeah, he's moving Yeah, 335 though.
Starting point is 00:54:03 No, yeah, he's moving. 335. I see him getting crazy. Yeah. Did you not see how two white guys are ahead of him? That's not good. They're tiny though. Yeah, but it's not good. When two white track stores in front of you, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:54:16 These times aren't fast. I think it's impressive because he's three are 35 pounds. My lord, he's big. There he is. Yeah, that's a big fella. He's athletic. Oh, yeah, what is this? Lord, he's big. Three is? Yeah, that's a big fella. He's athletic. Oh yeah, what is this? Yeah, that's fast.
Starting point is 00:54:30 He's a three star recruit. What does that mean? He commit to Oklahoma. What does three star recruit mean? It's out of five. Okay, so. Three solid. Is it because like when kids,
Starting point is 00:54:42 they were saying when kids peak in high school, they get to college and everybody starts speaking pros, they, it's like, yeah, you know, you got, well, or you just, you just peaked early like LeBron James and you, LeBron didn't peak early. You didn't? No. He's the best high school basketball player at 14, wasn't he? Yeah, that's a maybe peak. He was just better than everybody.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Right. But LeBron's 40 still leading the league in 40 years old. That crazy. It's crazy. But, um, so, so in football though, like you get this phenom like that and a lot of times they don't, I don't know if he's a phenom. He's only three star recruit. I mean, his size, he's big.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I would call him a fever. So the phenom side will see you. They get the number one recruit in the nation alignment So that would be five star five star five stars going Alabama Ohio State Colorado now Yeah, five stars going big boy big boy Oklahoma's I mean he's he has to be pretty damn good. Those guys are all five star. Yeah Alrighty Tim, two of those guys were all five. Five. Yeah. Alrighty. Don't know if you guys saw this, but Alaska Airlines had a little bit of trouble
Starting point is 00:55:50 in the air. The door flew off in the middle of the flight. So when you always told that the door, that this just for the movies, and people don't get sucked out. Yes. Apparently it ripped this kid's shirt off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:01 He's like, I mean, you could, you could get sucked out of the plan too. Look at that. That's so freaky. I found those people next to them. Like, can I move? I was told you can't open those doors when it's in the air
Starting point is 00:56:19 and they don't come off. There's a plug that's supposed to be in the door that was missing and they're saying it's because of that. And then some a teacher in Oregon was like, I found this in my backyard, and it was the plug to the door. Whoa! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:31 So they're looking into it. You know what the airlines did? Nothing. My bad. Yeah, it gives me late. Yeah. I'm gonna fly somewhere else. I'm gonna care.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Have you guys ever been on a plane when the masks drop? Never. I mean, I feel like if that happens, we're out, you just think you're gonna die. Never. I'm gonna get it. Yeah. Have you guys ever been on a plane when the masks dropped? Never. I mean, I feel like if that happens, we're out, you just think you're gonna die. Never. That, I mean, that, I'd be like, can I fly for free from life? I almost died.
Starting point is 00:56:52 I'd like to fly for life. Also, those people that were just still there chilling with their door open. My friend Showskade. My acting teacher was in a plane crash that went into the water. And it was a famous plane crash in LaGuardia. It was the winter time. He gets, he goes in the water and it was a famous plane crash in La Guardia. It was the winter time. He goes in the water. I think 41 people died. He hits the water, he was in first class
Starting point is 00:57:12 and he hit, got knocked out and then just came to when he saw people under water. He was under water and he fucking, it goes to the top of the water and because the jet fuel was on the water, there it is. That's the one. Don't my flight 550? Probably. Then he starts breathing is the 70s. He starts breathing.
Starting point is 00:57:35 And he's breathing in jet fuel. So he starts to like, no, it's all true. It's all documented. 27 people died. He climbs up on the rocks, it's winter the on the rocks. It's winter and he's like Can't breathe and a guy who pulls up to him as Going to save him, you know, he's got a guy, you know, the truck and he goes bro You're the guy from the fucking he's like he can't even talk he gets recognized
Starting point is 00:57:57 Damn only half the people died says 92. That's crazy. No, this was Maybe it was 92 Yeah, maybe it was 92, I don't know. Yeah, but it was, yeah. Oh, crazy. 92. It's my Richard, Richard Lawson, look him up. Richard Lawson. Survivor of Plank Crash. He was a so guy, he was in a poltergeist.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Richard Lawson. Richard. That'd be a bad way to go, Plank Crash. Yeah, so he was a really an in-dairy, his right there. Oh, no. He dates Beyonce's mom or his married to her son. He's one of my favorite acting teachers ever. And I'm going to tell you a story about him in a second. Yes, survived.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Yeah, the US Air Flight 405 plane crash, right in the water. He's a bad mother fucker, man. So I love him so much. Yes, so crash in 92. flight 405 plane crash in 92 Look at that I'll scare with that being'd go back to him because it gave the 27 people died. 24 survived. So he was really special. So he used to teach a class, right, from 7 to 12 at night, twice a week that I was in.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I was in there for years. And I was been there, you know, I don't know how many years he taught me. And he's one of those amazing acting teachers who would be like, I do a scene and he'd go like this, he'd go, so what are you doing over here? Dancing and shit? And I was like, well, I don't know, he goes, he's like this, he goes, not good. Really? And for everybody? Yeah, I mean, he'd kill you, right? But he was always right. And so one day somebody said to him,
Starting point is 00:59:45 you, I've never seen you Yon in class, I mean we're here from seven to 12 and You have a full day. I've never seen you Yon and you now. I've never seen you act tired And all this kind of realized after I don't know how many years we were like that's actually true We're hurt for it. Well, but I mean never seen him like drag and never seen this you know I write about this you know my standard but I'm never so I was good. Yeah, never right and he said Um, cocaine. Nope. He said um, well, I was a medic in Vietnam and I learned some things Well, what does that mean? Because I was a medic for two years. Yeah, be up to tours. Yeah, you'll be up
Starting point is 01:00:23 Non-stop. It wasn't that. It wasn't that. He said, one thing I noticed is when I would tend to American soldiers, when they got injured, a lot of times they would go into shock. I never saw a Vietnam con guy go into shock. He could be, he had the same wounds. You could even see, like, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:43 longs, you could see everything. And they would stay lucid and you could even see, like, you know, longs, you could see everything. And they were, they would stay lucid and you could interrogate them. They weren't screaming and they, so when you go into shock, what happens is all the blood rushes to, I guess the cornyer body and the new die. But it shuts down.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Really bad, right? And he said they weren't dying. They just didn't go into shock. It's fucking crazy. And so he said, he was like, this makes no sense because they're smaller. They're suffering the same injuries and they're able to deal with it. And you know, we're all you like what anybody have an idea of why you think that is?
Starting point is 01:01:14 It's really interesting. Just tell us more. So he did an investigation and started talking to the Vietnamese who were on the south side, you know, who he was fighting along with. talking to the Vietnamese who were on the south side, who he was fighting along with. And they said, well, you Americans, you make yourselves the center of the world. So we don't think of ourselves that way. I'm just a leaf on a very big tree. So the minute we get injured, we're taught to put our attention over there.
Starting point is 01:01:42 And by the way, our attention already is over there. We're never concerned with us. So if we're hungry, we're cold, we're tired. It's very, very secondary. It's an afterthought for us. Because this doesn't count as much. This is just like, this is just my physical body, my husband's in my mind.
Starting point is 01:01:58 So he learned that he said, when I'm here teaching, all my attention is over there. I never care about myself. I don't care about how he feels about it. He never indulges. He said, I never indulge. After that, I learned from this Vietnamese monk, this Buddhist monk, he goes,
Starting point is 01:02:16 after that, I learned to never, ever put my attention on myself, ever in any way. So I just, I only, like, all my attention is always over there. And you would see it with this motherfucker. You would talk to him and he's he would I'd never got he's big big guy you know handsome guy big look look down on you. And when you talk to him he's like right here listening to you. That's why he was such a good teacher because you could see everything you were fucking doing. Everything you were doing. And you'd be talking to him and he'd be like sitting there looking at you and you're like,
Starting point is 01:02:45 this dude, I'm the only person on the planet. And this girl was talking to him. I told him to. That's it. This girl was talking to him and she goes, I can't talk to you. And he goes, why? She goes, you're just, you can't make me feel all,
Starting point is 01:02:57 and he goes, I'm just communicating with you. She goes, I know, you look, you see right through me. I was like, he does, he does. That's cool. It's kind of cool, yeah. What else you got, Jen? All right, this is Sonaza's, he does, he does. That's cool. It's kinda cool, yeah. What else you got, Jen? All right, this is Sonazas, but I'm not gonna show it on air.
Starting point is 01:03:09 I didn't even watch it. This right here. Oh, shit. Yeah, I don't even know it. I don't need to say anything. Oh, no. I'll just play it then. Let's see the video for us. He's recording, help him out.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Exactly. Oh, they're fighting. Yeah, wait for it. Oh my gosh. Oh, the kid who hit him is going to get, I mean, just an involuntary man flutter, right? Is it? Oh, he's a fervor. Or was he depending himself?
Starting point is 01:03:35 No, that's murder. Yeah, that's murder. I don't want to watch the rest of you. Let's say he hit that dude that he just, he didn't fall on the train track, but he hit his head on the concrete and dies. That's murder. Let me see, go back to that.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Is there an actual crash again? No, I want to see the fight. No, I don't want to see the guy dies. I want to see what happens. Okay, so he was putting his hand on him. But that guy hit him first. Yeah, but he had his hand on him. It's going to be tough to say he's self-defense.
Starting point is 01:04:00 You killed a guy. Well, he's pushing him. Where? It's in New York, though. Who he is probably out tomorrow. It is in New York. If it's L.A. New York, you're out guy. Well, pushing him where? It's in New York though. Who yees probably out tomorrow. It is in New York. If Del A, New York, you're out tomorrow. It is Philadelphia. Philadelphia.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Same. You're out. Oh, you're in the same room. See that? See that? Yeah, that's just tough to watch, man. Yeah. You got to be aware of, does it say what happened to the guy
Starting point is 01:04:23 who hit him? And the, did you read it, Jen? No, last. It doesn't say anything. You gotta be aware of does it what happened like I hit him and the jury to chin Um, no less it doesn't say anything but not yet Please say the man died in the incident personal interest was arrested at the next station. Yeah, he got arrested for sure Yeah, yeah, I don't know how it's gonna go down cops. They're investigating the man's death as a homicide He'll probably get I mean you're retried for murder with the defense there. I watch too much shows Defensive all right because the guy was going like this
Starting point is 01:04:58 Has his hand on it's fake in the head of me. He goes like that. So that guy that is a he's being violent That guy was so was defending himself that guy said that guy, that is a, he's being violent. That guy was defending himself. That guy said, this guy's gonna hit me. Boom, hit him. He fell over into that thing. He's not gonna get, he's gonna get. He's gonna do some time. He's not gonna do live.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Maybe, I think it'll be self-defense. Depends on this, you know what I'm saying? Depends, I think there are a lot of large- He should be able to get out. Laura's take that case in a heartbeat. There could be so many answers. First of all, if you guys much bigger and feel like I was just chill,
Starting point is 01:05:29 you know, guys way bigger is I'm just chillin' this. Guys trying to I did defend myself. I didn't know he was gonna fall on the train drag. Yep. He's way bigger. All that stuff. They can't make little fences there or something because that looks so dangerous for anything. No. No, people need to get on the train. I agree. I know they can open when the train arrives.
Starting point is 01:05:43 No. Because people get pushed off like no problem. Yeah That's tough Whoo Listen, yeah, okay little football time so I don't know if you guys watch the Saints bucks game the other night last night Saints let them up. No, I did it. No, I did it. Sorry. No, I didn't say it. No, I didn't say it. Sorry, say it's Atlanta. Not only did the Saints light them up, but they ran the scoreboard up at the last minute. So Atlanta's coach lost it when the coach is met in the center. Yeah, pissed.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Got pissed. And he got pissed. And he got fired this morning. And he got fired this morning. But here's where it gets weird. So James Winston's coming out saying this was the team decision. But the Saints coach came out and said, that is not the decision we had.
Starting point is 01:06:28 As a coaching staff, we would never support that kind of decision, that's not who we are. So it's bad taste in other words to run the score up. Yes. Well, the coach probably gave him like, take a knee or just run the ball and he's like, nah, nah, and called it his own shot and threw a touchdown. And neither one of them's going to the playoffs.
Starting point is 01:06:44 So it's like, where was this energy during when the games counted? I see. Atlanta coach. Yeah, she'd be a big part of it. Very interesting, man. I love the That's who watches. We can't be when something to watch it They're getting the hat whose man got fired this morning Yeah, so here's Dennis's response and I'm gonna start off by apologizing to Ork or Smith and the Falcons. That was not a play that we intended to run down there to finish out that game. That's not who we are.
Starting point is 01:07:30 That's not how we operate. We got a good rivalry. And it's a heated rivalry. But there's a way we go about doing our business. We should have taken a knee. So. What are your thoughts, Brennan? I think Jameson just wanted to score.
Starting point is 01:07:43 He's the backup, right? So, I mean, what can you do? It's also, if you didn't like it, stop it. It's also kind of fine. But also, if you're Atlanta, Falcon, stop it. If you don't like it, stop the play. Yeah. There's also that.
Starting point is 01:07:57 There's also that. There's the defense. There's also, like, the defense. At that point, you've lost, and it's like... You're getting your ass, what? One more time. Shit, Miami Hunk's 60 on the Broncos you think we like that I agree you stop if I'm the coach I'm not saying that my bad for letting the score run that way my bad yeah I think it's more of an unsaid rule like
Starting point is 01:08:16 it's not done yeah what are the Falcons what's the Falcons what are the what is their awful their season that it's over the seasons over I'm playing what they what they won three games I think when the worst seems to the league you get fired No, he got fired already this morning he got fired the coaching carousels begun Ron Rivera got fired too from the commanders Ron Rivera for the Washington redskins got fired and then Atlanta coach got fired Chargers coach got fired the Raiders coach got fired Jim Har coach got fired, the Raiders coach got fired, Jim Harbaugh, who plays tonight Michigan championship, he's leaving and going to NFL, hopefully comes to the chargers.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Last I heard it was Harbaugh to the chargers or the Raiders, but then Bella checks being thrown into both as well. Eagles lost again. She balled she got. Yeah, no, we don't want. Eagles are so bad. Well, we're seeing it's going to fail. What's, but they were so good.
Starting point is 01:09:04 And now they're injured, right? So, but the quarterback, jailing hard to his finger, and then their star receiver, AJ Brown, got hurt too. So, Philly's not winning this shit. Put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a put a Mm-hmm. Yeah, was it? Cowboys are doing well. Oh, they're playing Tampa at Tampa, I think. Cowboys have a home game. Yeah. They just need to stay there before one of the road,
Starting point is 01:09:30 get at home, but they should have two home games, depending. I think both the Cowboys games would be home games, but yeah, they don't lose on their own turf. No. I still think it's going to be Niners Raven Super Bowl. I like Buffalo Niners. I mean, Buffalo looks good. The one sixth in a row.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Big Josh Allen fan. Yeah, Josh Allen's a star. Buffalo fan. I got to talk about Josh Allen, the guy on Miami, the offensive coordinator, I think, or maybe the coach, there's a guy offensive coordinator. He's like, he reminds me of L-Way,
Starting point is 01:09:54 he's just, he's even bigger. Yeah. Like, he's a stud. Wyoming product. Is that what it is? Mm-hmm. I think the bills, it gets colder. The one six in a row. Like, cold weather. That's got to be a factor
Starting point is 01:10:08 You know Big factor hard to grip a rock when it's being thrown at you Those guys are I root for Miami. I like Detroit to do well. I Don't I don't like Baltimore. I never like Baltimore. The Lions it's Lions when yesterday. Yes They should and they should have beat Dallas They screwed them I don't like Baltimore, I know like Baltimore. The Lions, the Lions win yesterday? Yes. And they should have beat Dallas. They screwed them. I think everybody wants to see the Lions do good.
Starting point is 01:10:33 It's been a long time. It's like done anything. We don't see that, Jim. I know my football. Last one. This one. Oh. So I guess this happens often.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Bass Pro Shop. People like to jump into that pond. Which one? Is it the one in Springfield? Yeah, this is the big daddy one. Oh, that's the one I went. Oh, another one's in Alabama. The biggest one's in Springfield.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Look at him. Oh, but yeah, so that's pretty cool. This stuff is whatever, but you'll see He did a cannonball He's butt naked He can't win again Kind of belly flop there just terrible body nobody ever in shape jumps into these things do they? Terrible body nobody ever in shape jumps into these things do they He's lucky there's not like polar bears some shit. I'm fucking white sounds like it
Starting point is 01:11:38 So I'm gonna fuck your wife Those bass pro shops are so impressive. Yeah, they really are. He's having a real meltdown this guy. Yeah, he is. And keep watching when you know shit's not out of bass pro shop. That's when things aren't going on. We're in place of a meltdown. Look at that security guard making 26 dollars an hour.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Look at that. Oh, that's not good. Oh, that must have hurt so bad. No, ah, ah, ah. If you're just listening to the dude attempts to get out of I don't know, 12 foot aquarium, jumps out and he shit. He's hurting, he's hurting.
Starting point is 01:12:14 This guy's got the taser ready. Dude, taser when you got that wet dick. Yeah, he's not doing things hard. That's rock bottom right there. See that? That's in the movie, that's the rock bottom. You know that's rock bottom right there. See that? That's in the movie. That's the rock bottom.
Starting point is 01:12:27 You know how they say there's no- That's like, you gotta get your shit together, dude. You know what they say? There's even wiggle room at rock bottom. I don't think so. That's the lowest I've seen. Especially, especially ending it with that belly flop onto the fucking concrete concrete.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Good. Probably farted too. And he's just out. Oh, making that noise. Then they get a drag of a way. I Farded too, and he's just out Making that noise Then you get a drag of a way. Yeah, that's not good. Oh, well, they go leave a long Poor guy. That's his job fucking security guards. I can't damn it. They probably liked it though Like there's something to do finally. Yeah Yeah, we usually arrest some people for feeding the flamingos or some shit unbelievable
Starting point is 01:13:03 That's great that it's in that's it. I. That's great. Is that it, Chin? That's it. I can't. I'm Seamy Kids. I'm in Miami this Saturday. I'm doing a corporate gig, but it's open to the public at the JW Marriott. And then I'm gonna be at the, where am I gonna be?
Starting point is 01:13:16 Phoenix. Arizona CB Live and then Louisville Comedy Club, Louisville Kentucky. Dude, you're missing the fight campaign with Joey Diaz. That hurts my skin. It really hurts me. I really hurt my cheek. We're doing a fight campaign for the big UFC PPV, January 20th, Rogan Diaz, Eddie Bravo myself, and then the Keep On Trucking tour kick to the
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