The Fighter & The Kid - Our Last Day in LA.. | TFATK Ep. 1091

Episode Date: May 24, 2025

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Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Let's do some fan questions. Can we pal? This is the last episode in LA studio. This is the last episode.

Um, I'm going to take this off. I wore this last time. You got all the signs coming down out there. Sorry. Sorry. We got all the sign signage coming down. Man, my arms have been benched in boxing. No, you haven't.

I wonder who's going to take over this studio. Ah, who cares? Yeah, fair. Are they going to leave the walls and stuff? Man, I hope they really take care of this place. No, I don't care. You know that sentimental shit that we all, like some people do? If I'm leaving a house, you'll be sad about your house, won't you, a little bit?

Say goodbye to your house or no? Say goodbye to the trees in the backyard? No, I'm more excited about getting to Austin. That's right. That's right. We look in the, we don't look in the rear view. Sometimes I will, but not with the house.

I mean, yeah, I guess Bossy was born there. It's a nice home looking place, and I'll be a lot of stuff happening in this space. Yeah. You know, you go, all right, it's been good to me, man. Yeah, I'll miss LA for sure. Yeah. I'm just over it you go, all right, it's been good to me, man. Yeah. I'll miss LA for sure. Yeah. I'm just over it though. With all the move and dealing, I'm in the Airbnb. I'm ready to get the fuck out of there. But I love LA. Yeah. All right.

What do we got kids? For what it's worth, I'm sad. So I'm sentimental about it. I know you are. We'll save that. You wouldn't be sad if you were coming though. That's true. Yeah. That's true. And we're also dead behind the eyes after 30 years. Anyway, okay. Okay. Here's one that comes to us from Chance Harris. It's two parts.

What's been your favorite and least favorite thing about Austin so far? My least favorite thing about Austin, my favorite thing about Austin is the community and the comedic energy that's there. The energy in general that's going on in that city on all different facets, right? But I could do without the homelessness and the chaos of 6th Street sometimes, as could everybody.

Oh, because you have to deal with it because when you go to the mothership. Yeah. But if you're not downtown or off 6th Street, there's no homeless. It's all good. There's I go. I don't see any homeless There's no home nor do I see any here to be honest I mean everyone thinks LA is just like fucking Armageddon, but people are really homeless people are polite in Texas I don't know that that's question for Brian. I haven't been there. I get there next week So I don't I couldn't tell you if I have one more person to tell me about the heat, I'm going to slam my dick into a door. I got it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's hot here too guys. Yes. Yeah. Hot's hot. And the second part of Chans' question was, how do you think a matchup between Dustin Poirier and Torpea goes? I think it's such a good matchup that was never discussed. It's a great fight. I think it could happen if I know Dustin says this is last one. It's in New Orleans, right? His home state. But if you were to knock max out, I bet they're like, yo dude.

Yeah. And Topperia beats Charles Oliver and he's jammed like, Hey, Dustin, you know, you said this is your last one, but we'll give you a title shot at 55 for your last one against Topperia. And that's a fucking fight. Yeah. Because you're talking Dustin is in that mid level, that power too.

Great power hits just as hard as Topiari. I bet Dustin would do one more if they offered him a world title shot against Topiari. And that's a toss up. And that's a toss up. Who wins that? Right? You'd favor Topiari.

He's in his prime. Yeah. Yeah. But Dustin's a great. But I bet, I bet they could get Dustin to one more for that fight. So you could see it. That's in his prime. Yeah. Yeah. But Dustin's a great. But I bet, I bet they could get Dustin to one more for that fight. So you could see it. That's if Dustin wins, that's if Topiore wins.

Yeah. Okay. This one's for Brendan and it's from Eli Stevens. Any plans to do a mod slash giveaway with a diesel truck when you get to Austin? I drive a GMC 2500 AT4 and will have to see you tackle a real quote Texas truck. That's not a bad idea.

I'd love, I would love to do like a F 350 dually. I'd be done for that. Especially in Texas. How many trucks are diesel? The bigger ones? What do you mean how many? It's just, it's an option. It's an engine.

You do an option. Most, most of like the, the worker trucks or diesel. Oh yeah. You just need the torque, the tow and. More power, better gas miles too right? More torque. Yeah. I had a diesel car.

I'd be down to diesel next. The Jeep Rubicon's next and Panther Pink. So I'm putting that thing together now, but I'd be down to a proper Texas truck this year. That'd be fun. And my main builder, Bruno specializes in diesel. So we could really ramp that thing up. And there's no limitations in Texas with diesel. LA is a nightmare for diesel companies, nightmare. Here's one from Dylan Cole. Get ready for this. I would like to challenge the gang to an academic,

athletic musical decathlon. And one day I will outbench Brandon, out scholar Brian and outperform Chin in a musical event. By the way, he spelled your name wrong. Who is this? Well, you might be able to outbench Brandon, but you're never gonna outbench Brendan. Yeah.

There are a couple of boo-boos here. Who is this saying this? Some guy you don't know, man. Dylan Cole. Fair questions, baby. But he says if he loses, he'll donate $1,000 to a charity of you guys choose. I mean, I'm impressed.

I like his confidence. Yeah. I like his confidence. What's his background? Has he given you any of his resume? His size? Nothing. His current bench? Yeah, anything?

No. I'll take my odds, his current bench? Yeah, anything? No. I'll take my odds, but good luck to you, my man. And for sure, spell our names right. Yeah, that's- The most difficult of all will be Chin, again, Chin, as he spells it, because you sing like an angel. Oh, I like this guy. Thank you, man.

Yeah, I like him, but he's made a lot of mistakes there. There's nothing in due to really get your voice better at his age, so if you can't already sing Bear in Chin, that's never happening. He could get on a shit ton of gear and outbench me. We gotta know where he's starting at, though. That's a lot of times to do 225. It'd be tough.

Well, who knows, he might be some fucking prison strong dude, you know? Just gotta have doing eight hard years, giant black dude. Like I'll do it. I have a question. I was watching your bench. Now that I think about it, not going all the way up. No, not when I'm going fast. Yeah. But I posted one going all the way up. 20 easily. Yeah. 20 easily. Easily. Yeah. But it, but the number comes down a little bit. Barely. But when I'm going for speed, yeah, that's how I do it. Boom, boom,ily, yeah. But the number comes down a little bit. Barely. But when I'm going for speed, yeah,

that's how I do it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, but full bench, you think you could do 20? I already posted that, yeah. That's easy. How many could you do, do you think, total? Probably close to 30. Really?

Yeah. Between 25 and 30. In the NFL, in the combine, do they have to go all the way up, all the way down? It depends. You get away with a little bit, but they have a guy there. Yeah, they probably wouldn't count a good amount of those at the combine Let's see you they wouldn't count. It just depends. It depends who you got, you know, but you're trying to fly through it Yeah, it's also you know, I love when people critique do it. Yeah, there's still a lot of there's still tension the whole time on your

Oh, it's a beast. Yeah, you're just going for speed. So bodybuilders are tighter than you are doing. The longer, oh yeah, bodybuilders are tighter. You hit more, like, apparently you're still activating more muscle. Yeah. So in some ways it can be harder, because you're not doing it right. It's like when I post my deadlifts,

some guy was critiquing, like, awful form. I said, bud, if you post a video of you doing anything over 225 pounds, I will quit lifting. I never heard from him again. It's weird, right? Awful form. Like John Jones is getting so much shit about his form and he was like, Hey guys, can you take it easy? Like I'm new to this? No. And deadlifting and stuff.

He's like, can you guys take it easy? Like you have nothing better to do than to criticize John Jones and his deadlifting form. But there's always that like, if you post anything lifting, people have some say, posting thing, hitting bits, any, any of that stuff. Yeah. Shooting, any hunting. It's great.

I love it. You get the experts out and like, Oh, you post a video doing like, nah, never man. Why not? Yeah. Are you doing work out? Your vote doesn't count. No. Okay.

This is a two part, one for you Brian, one for you Brendan. Of a 10 year long listener, Joe Garcia. Thank you so much, Joe. Brian, how much time do you spend writing jokes and how different are the crowds in Austin? So not enough time, but lately I've been writing a lot. How much time?

It's a mindset. So it's like, I'm always writing in some ways. What I do is if I start to worry about something, if I'm thinking about some bullshit, I just bring myself back to, all you do is in general in life, discipline is learning how to refocus your eye and start writing, just start writing

about something, an idea you have. Instead of fretting, instead of criticizing somebody, instead of wishing something, instead of like wanting or avoiding, we do these tricks, our brains, our thoughts are always fucking going, right? You can actually train your brain to be always writing, always thinking about something creative.

It's just a discipline, so that's the answer to that. I never put a fence around work. I just make it part of what I am. It's the overwhelming part of who I am. And what was the other question? The crowds in Austin. They're great, they're unbelievable. Is it different than here?

No, to me, no crowds different. Crowds are crowds. I think they're a little more lenient there. They got a little more open to laughter. I don't know, if you like I was a great bullshit. Don't get quiet. Yeah, okay quiet. Okay Yeah, I mean because you know the crowds are there to laugh if you're not funny You know if you're not bringing it nowadays I like your comic in LA is like man the crowd was so tight in LA but in Austin I'm crushing it's like one of the things that people say

like man the crowd was so tight in LA, but in Austin I'm crushing. One of the things that people say, well the people say the comedy store, Main Room is an amazing crowd. No, it was amazing comics who got the crowd that way. Right, like if you have great comics, the crowds could be good. It was the lineups that did it.

Have one comic, I don't care how famous, get up there and try it and see what happens. It gets real quiet, doesn't matter. There's like, mm. And Brendan, this part's for you. When you were ejected, what led up to the ump kicking you out right away? Also, what type of coach do you consider

yourself personality wise? I wish she gave me an option for personalities. Uh, what led up to, I just think that's his thing. Like I said, he kicked out two or three coaches prior to me from another game. Apparently that's his thing. Like I said, he kicked out two or three coaches prior to me from another game Apparently that's his thing. You know, he's super sensitive. I'm Fucking Shrek out there. So he's probably on his heels when I came at him, you know, so it's not like I was that aggressive So I just think it's it's more of his issue the mine, you know, it's like alright cool I live to find another day as far as, what kind of coaching I'm in,

on Tiger I'm really tough, but I cuss around the kids. You know, I tell the parents too, like pretty strict, cuss around the kids. If you don't like it, I get it. I'm not the coach for you. Yeah, pretty, pretty strict. I believe in like discipline, like they mess up, like running.

Rapaport used to coach my nephew in basketball. He would get so passionate. Like he was so funny and he would swear, but his parents didn't mind because he cared so much about the kids. He'd be like, I wake up on Saturday for this shit. I don't know why I'm waking up. You guys are not going to fucking do your jobs.

Then what am I supposed to do? Yeah, Rapaport's so late. I mean, this is the kind of shit I can't deal with, man. Just fucking get that? Like, he's so excited, but his parents, the parents knew how much he loved the kids, how much he loved the game, and how much he wanted them to win.

It was so great. Yeah, I think the parents know I want what's best for them. So, you know, everyone's cool with it. But pretty, especially on Tiger, pretty strict. Okay. No, the only, especially, even with the kids, they're not the best players, I don't care, as long as they're giving me effort then we're good

But once you start bullshitting then I have a problem. How do you deal with like a lazy little I'll bench him really oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, you ever have a parent come up to you yet mmm Justin football You're doing both you coach both. Oh, yeah, yeah, and you love it love it love it But Tigers outgrown this the last You're doing both, you coach both? Oh yeah. Yep. And you love it. Love it. Love it. Aw. But Tigers are grown, this is the last, he's at, he's nine, I can't coach him anymore. He's way above my skill level. Yeah, this is it.

I got Basti though. Oh yeah, he's too good. He knows more about baseball than I do. What? Like the base running and the pick offs, like his IQ's way higher than mine. Yeah, I can't pitch, I was pitching him last night and my fucking arm sore. I throw as fast as I can.

I can't. Really? I can't get anything by him. No, no, no. He's outdone me. That's crazy. He needs a real coach. Wow. Yeah. To get to where he wants to go, he needs a real coach. Let's take a little break because it's playoff time. I want to see if I can make money and watch. Go Knicks!

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It says, my question is for everyone on the team, Brendan, Brian, Chin, and Sanaz. Can you think back on your life and find a single pivotal event decision that would have taken you in a completely different direction? I'll tell you when I get to Austin. We'll see. That's a big decision. My decision was almost not to do, you know, be an actor and stand up and try to figure out a way to be some kind of a business

owner. Get a regular job? Teacher, remember? You've been a teacher. You've been a whore of a business. I mean, I just couldn't, I could not figure it out. I was like, I don't want to. Yeah, it's not for you.

Yeah, no. I mean, I was like, maybe I'll travel. I wanted to travel and write about it. You know, I was like, I want to be a writer. It's like I could travel the world and write about my experiences. She's like, you're a hot chick with a be a writer. It's like I could travel the world and write about my experiences. But you're a hot chick with a degree. Yeah. I mean, back then, Conde Nast, you can make a living if you were really good, but

you know, the fuck am I going to do? I mean, when I moved to California, that was huge. When I transferred to colleges, that was huge. There's been a number of things, number of things. Yeah. Not one, two? I'll let you go first. Um, I think for me, without getting too much into it, it was a time in my life where I had to really choose myself and I've never chosen myself before.

What does that mean? It means I would put everyone's feelings in front of my own all the time. And then this one thing happened and I said, fuck that guy and I took a different path. That's good. When did you say fuck that guy, Jen? Just a question.

There's like someone that there's, when I do YouTube videos, like I do vlogs, there's someone that always like posts like, dude, I'm here with you your transition to being you know a woman is an amazing journey And I always like that. I was like yeah, I was getting like a no I always like a comment in a good way. It's so funny dude. That's funny. Yeah And that person's Brian that would be me that's Brian's burner account. That's right I burn there's a lot of hate but that kind of

Funny hate. Oh my god. I don't my gosh. Yeah If it's funny like original I'm on it, but when it's parroting the same shit, I'm like, dude Yeah, I hate that shit. You need a new thing to do. The hate is insane. I freaking hate it. Whatever No, but even like um, so this was a big pivot for me to join this show like I This was a big pivot for me to join this show. Like, I was working at a Korean television network, the biggest one in the world, two terrestrial channels here in the US, got laid off, not because of my job,

not because of my duties. Budget cuts. Literally, they recycle every two years, or every year, every two years, they do a new CEO, a new CFO, and they have to tell Korea how they made changes, right? So it costs a lot of money for my show, which was like the, a very, you know,

it was a popular show on, it's K-pop. So they're like, oh yeah, we'll just take away his division and then we'll outsource it to Argentina. Cause I did a, it's a long story anyway. Sounds like it. So I just want to stop it right there. It was dubbing in Spanish, Korean entertainment. Jesus Christ.

Anyway. That'd be terrible. So I was the voice of a director and engineer, producer, all that. And then I heard, I heard when you guys were leaving Fox, there's an opportunity. God, that was a while ago. I know, dude.

There's opportunity. I'm like, I'm going to give this a shot. Hey Brian, what are you? I can't tell if you're. That was so long ago. I know dude. There's up to know like I'm gonna give this a shot Hey Brian, what do you I can't tell if you know so long ago. Are you bored right now Brian? No, no, keep going. Let me finish bright Chins like so I got a cup of coffee. No, I like I'm in the I love your I love your story Actually, I'm kidding you go. So then you so you found out do we leave him Fox Evan the beard wasn't coming with us Yeah, and then so I just my show at the laugh act. Yes. I like the you did it to you gave him a USB drive with everything I've done that I'm your guy I'm your guy fucking awesome, but my friend

Came with me if I was just gonna go by myself. I might have not done it. So I'm like Thankfully, my friend came with me to go to the show cuz I don't go by myself So that was a pivotal pivotal thing for me. Did you guys guys have makeup that you guys have celebration sex? Oh my god Question it's a question. We did not know all right. I'm just yeah, I was like ten years ago, too That was ten. It's close to ten years. Yeah, it's crazy. It's almost a decade Do you know how wild is that fuck ups and downs like crazy right? We're still here. Yeah, we're doing it Chin you've been fucking your I love you., still doing it. Chin, you've been the fucking, I love you. Love you too.

Honestly, you're great. Well. And. And you won't have sex with me too, but it's not happening, Brian. I would love to, all right. Look at my arms. Are you flexing?

Yeah, I'm getting fucking scary. My training, my boxing is getting fucking scary. My training and my boxing is getting fucking scary. My angles are scary. My in fighting, my dirty boxing is scary. What we can't bench one 85. My power is not bad. Can't be good. No, I can hit.

No, no, I can. That's the one thing I can fucking hit. I can pop. We call it guy. I can crack. Guy holding the man. No, you don't know anything. I can pop. We call it guy. I can crack guy holding the myth. No, you don't know anything. I can crack.

Came in bench once. Dude. All right. No, I can bench. Um, I think I could get 200 if I'm fresh. You'll see. Got to be careful, but I think I can do it. And, uh, I got to just start benching.

I'm going to get like a straight bar and start doing it. Cause that's priority. What else you got, Jen? No, it's not it because that's priority. What else you got Jen? That's enough. Me. It's okay. Um, Dominic Mija has a two part. Hey Brian, hey Brendan.

My name is Dominic. I'm a huge fan. I wanted to know what if you guys don't like Texas? Will you call it and move back to California? I already like Texas. Yeah. Brian's already there, but you haven't done it with the show and all that.

So that's a different thing. The only thing that I'd make me leave Texas is if just the school system was like complete chaos. But I know the house is dope. The area is great. You know, I'm a home body, so I'm good there. The only thing would be the kiddos. If the kiddos like absolutely hated it, I'd try to see if they'd stay longer,

but if they like absolutely hated it, then I would have to make a change. They're gonna love it, dude. Yeah. And then Dominic wants to know if you guys would ever have Bonnie Blue on the podcast. Sure. Really? I mean, I don't know what else we could talk to her about.

Exactly. Bonnie Blue. You know, it's a very strange thing. You don't know who she is. Oh, Chen doesn't remember who she is. I think that that's a girl who's going to probably regret what she's done, but you know, I don't think that that's, my feeling about people like Bonnie Blue is that they're not terribly stable.

She's an entrepreneur. She's a trailblazer of cock. Yeah, I mean, I don't think that's a stable way to live your life. I don't think it works out in the end. That's why it might be interesting to have her on. Wait, she took, after she took 583 dicks in a day. That's a different, that's not her there, but. No, that's someone who tried to do her stuff. They tried to mimic it and she got to 583 and then

we had to call it quits. No, so that's Annie Knight. I mean, Jesus Christ. That's a different one. tried to do her stunts. They tried to mimic it and she got to 583 and then we had to call it quits. No, so that's Annie Knight. I mean, Jesus Christ. Imagine the doctor's like, wait, what are you in here? Why are you dehydrated? She needs a psychiatrist. And they're cute girls.

Why are you filled with 583 tum? What's going on here? She needs a psychiatrist. I mean, this is not okay. It's not like, as a society, it's not okay. It's not good for you. It's not good for her. It's not good for us.

It's also good to push the limits a little bit. Yeah, it's not harmless. What she's doing to herself is not good for her. It's not good for anybody. Yeah, and then young boys see this. Young boys are eight years old. I think the average age for boys being exposed to porn now is eight. Not if you're a good parent.

My kid's not exposed to it. Well, it's hard to stop it though, right? It's not though. No, it is. Yes, it is. What do you mean? When they're in school, what are you talking about? No, there's no tablets, cell phones, a lot at the school.

But there is though. But people, those kids get it. Those kids get it. They go to their friend's house. The kids are being exposed to it. It's not easy to stop actually. I get it. Those kids get it. They go to their friend's house. They go to their friend's house. The kids are being exposed to it. It's not easy to stop actually. I think it is. I disagree with you.

You can say that, but in fact the- Well, I can say that because I'm a fucking dad. So am I. Okay. I have a nine year old right now, but- It doesn't matter. You're saying shit that doesn't mean anything. It does matter, Brian.

You're talking to me like I'm not doing it. What I'm trying to say to you is that- For other people it might be tough. Kids in this country are getting exposed. And it might be tough for them. So what happens is they go to somebody's house, the older kid has something. What I'm trying to say to you is that kids in this country are getting exposed. And it might be tough for them. So what happens is they go to somebody's house, the older kid has something. What's going on is it's really hard at the end of the day to plug all the dams, right?

Because with everybody who's got tablets, phones, they can't expect, fucking they find it. You know, kids just do. And that's the problem. I'm not saying that you're not on it. I'm saying that parents are on it. I'm telling you right now, my kids never seen porn. And it's the problem. I'm not saying that you're not on it. I'm saying that I'm turning right now. My kids never seen porn.

Well, it's not hard. Well, it's, it gets harder and harder. For sure. It goes for sure. It does because before eight year olds, it shouldn't be hard. But there, but there, but a lot of these kids are getting exposed to it. For sure. You know, parents are working two jobs, whatever it might be.

Boom. A hundred percent. I'm not talking about them. Yeah. Talking about me. I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the general trend. A hundred percent. Is that a lot of these stuff? Cause it's easier, boom. 100%, I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about me. I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the general trend. 100%, it's tough because it's easier to access now.

But if you're gonna give your kid a tablet, that's, you're basically opening that world up. Now whose fault is that? That eight, nine year old can't afford the tablet. So who got it for him? You did. So whose fault is that? Well, he goes to his friend's house.

Cool, do you know the kid? Did you know the parents? Because I do. I do. There's no tablets over there either. That's right. So who's that on? That's on the parents.

And you know- Now I don't work two jobs and not nine to five, so maybe it's easier for me. But when it comes to me, there's no tablets. You're still fighting. You're still fighting. Brendan, you work very long hours. You have five different jobs.

But you're still fighting the fucking, you're still fighting. Brendan, you have very long hours. You have five different parts. But you're still fighting the fucking, you're still fighting the tsunami. Eventually there's nothing you're gonna be able to do about it. Like when they get to middle school, high school, and you know, in their public school, and they allow cell phones, now it's a different animal. But you can delay it to your control as much as you want

until they get to that middle school, and then it's a rat race. What I don't like is that- And then you hope you've raised a good enough kid where he's, you know, yeah, or it really, it's the friends they hang out with. That's your biggest issue. It's also the technology that creates addiction, you know, like a lot of times they, these technology companies get better and better at hijacking

your fucking brain and, but again, but again, all right, the kids put in eight hours on the PlayStation who bought him the PlayStation. Yeah. You know, and here's the other thing about this nine year old can't on the PlayStation. Who bought him the PlayStation? Yeah. You know, and here's the other thing about this. Nine-year-old can't afford the PlayStation. When you have something like Bonnie Blue and what I object to is when we act like it's just, oh, look at that. She's just doing her thing. She's an empowered woman or whatever. No, sorry. Sorry. It's a fucked up way to live your life.

She'll regret it to your point. She'll regret it, guarantee it. Yeah, and I think all of us will. In 10 years, she's gonna be like, Jesus Christ. I don't regret shit about it. She's gonna, you know, people are doing way worse stuff than that. Yeah, but I think just even being participating in the thing, like watching it, being part of it,

it's just, it's all fucked up. I haven't seen any of it. It's all fucked up, me neither. But it's all fucked up. It's like, I don't know, man. I don't like it at all. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I can't end well. Yeah. No. And then what, is she gonna find a husband? And then what, is she gonna have kids? Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? Good luck with that. Let's say she does,

and then imagine that kid in high school. Jesus Christ. You know your mom got fucked by a thousand dudes? I mean, you can't even. There's no erasing that. You can't win any of that. She will definitely find a husband. There's plenty of guys out there.

Oh yeah, oh no, she'll find a husband. Yeah, that'll be a great, I'm sure that kid'll be erasing. But think about the guy who's like, yeah, I know, I'm down. He's probably not all fucking. He's not all there either. Probably don't have all his shit together. Without a doubt, yes, I know.

But there's some weirdo rich dude right now in her deal. Which is 100%. There's some wild. Okay. Here's one. I'm a little turned on right now, but still. What? I might have to watch it now. I don't approve. No. No, I don't approve of it. I'm saying. Right. It would be interesting to have her in here and be like, how did you get to this point? Like, was it, no dad? Did you get molested as a young kid? You would get this. You'd get some kind of a weird lame justification. You know, for me,

it's always been kind of done my own thing and it's just like an adventure. And you know, it's like dog sniffing butts. It's like a handshake. And you and I are too nice. We wouldn't be. Let's say she was open and we're like, you know, was there, cause what you're doing is not normal to society. Was there some significant trauma in your life to make you not think sex is a big deal that you can just do whatever the fuck, like what happened? That's what I would ask her.

Yeah. When I was on a thing with. I would be willing to bet she'd be like, didn't have a dad or got molested by my mom's boyfriend or at a young age, I was very sexual as a young kid because of it, that's usually what comes from it. When I was on, I was on a panel with Terri Patrick and Dove Davidoff, Terri Patrick's the most gorgeous.

Yeah, she's awesome. And I remember everybody was there, I think it might have even been Kil Tony back when it was first starting. And Dove, like Terri Patrick said, I think it might have even been Kil Tony like back when it was first starting and and Dove like Tara Patrick said He said well you live an extreme lifestyle, and she said it's not extreme He goes hold it we got to stop and he called her out on the fact that it was insane and

I've seen her work and everybody kind of oh, yeah. She's a good gorgeous Yeah, like you want to talk about what she say though? Well, he just didn't want to let her get away with it a good gorgeous. Like you wanna talk about the hottest porn star. Well, he just didn't wanna let her get away with it. He was like, you can't say it's not an extreme way to live your life. What are we talking about here? Yeah, but if you talk to UFC fighters,

like dude, you can fight in a cage that's fucking insane. Like, no, it's not, it's normal to me. No, I'm just saying, they go, that's my norm. So to you, get her off the screen. Jesus. But there's porn stars now that are prettier than her. I saw one, I'm like, what's happening? I gotta see this.

Tara Patrick was always just so fucking hot. Yeah, she's out there. I mean, so hot. Jenna Jameson though, not now, but when she was young was tasty. And then went a little crazy, right? Oh yeah, it's a disaster. Disaster. Yeah.

But there's one now, I forget her name, but it was like, Jesus. Some of the girls are so good looking. You're like, what is happening? Whoa. Which again, I don't approve. I don't approve. I'm not watching it.

If I can get some more of those pictures though. That's her? That's Jenna Jameson. There's one now that I don't want to say her name, but you're just like, what is happening? What's her name? I forget. That's the thing I never know. So when I want to search, I'm like, I don't know. Hopefully her name, but you're just like, what is happening? What's her name? I forget. That's a thing I never know.

So when I want to search, I'm like, I don't know. Hopefully it pops up in the popular. Some of them are just like, you're like, wow. All right. You guys had Asa Akira on the Fire Emblem 60, right? And she grew up with two normal parents. Yeah, so that's like, what is that? Asa was like super, I read her book.

Like she was smart as fuck. Super smart. She was such a puzzle. Well spoken. Yeah, she was like one of those read her book, like she was smart as fuck. Super smart, yeah. She was such a puzzle. Well spoken. Yeah, she was like one of those people, it's almost like. She was like, I can be a porn star. Yeah. Like, do you like her?

She's dope. Yeah. She was cool. Yeah, she was super smart. Gives a hell of a massage. Yeah, she was really, really smart. But I think whatever's going on there some nice people can just be you know sometimes they you know it could also be at falling hard times and they get into the business

they start making money like I'm making so much money now look I became a star if I go back and do what I was planning to do I'm going four steps back money-wise financially I'm just gonna keep doing this and kind of get caught in it maybe. Well, Alana Evans, who is legitimately something I've known and my friend, I don't care what anybody says. She is such a, she's as normal as it gets, just in every way, like just a great person. And I think she's just one of those people who just loved sex. Let's take a little break. This podcast brought you in part by Stash.

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LLC and SEC registered investment advisor investing involves risk and investment may lose value offer is subject to T's and TNC's. Okay. Brendan. This is from Alejandro Castaneda. Brendan, if you were, Brendan, if you were staging a comeback to the UFC, who is the one fighter you'd pick for your return fight? I can answer the question. Somebody in the 135 pounds.

Yeah. Yeah, you're going to answer for him. Who would I state? Let me see the heavyweight rankings, Jen. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're gonna answer for it. Who would I stay? Let me see the heavyweight rankings, Jen. Well, I'd want to make the most money possible, so I'd probably go for a Francis. Yeah, cuz I just try to take them down. Would you? Yes. Oh god.

Price Ciro gone to be honest with you, his takedowns terrible and his jujitsu is awful On the feet, it's gonna be a fucking problem On the field we're not an athletic with him on the feet. No, no, it's gonna be a straight Dagestanian game plan there. Yeah, that's a big boy. Uh, no, I would not want to fight Curtis blades. Um Out of those top dogs. Yeah, probably, uh, Cyril God. Yeah. Just because he has such a glaring hole in his jujitsu and wrestling. Yeah. But outside that it's tough. Yeah. Let's not do that. Valentina Shevchenko. That's who he would fight.

Weilei Zhang. Or I'd fight Mackenzie Dern and just jump to guard. Am I right? All right. Valentina Shevanko is such a champ. No, Serial Gun. Just because he has glaring holes in that. It'd be a tough day in the office. Tough day in the office. Who is Serial Gun fighting next?

Probably Tom Asenoff, because Tom's not going to fight Johnson. Is he? Yeah. Would that be a good one. Cause they're all going to be tough and then 10 through 14, you've never heard of them. Yeah.

So give me a big name. He has a glaring hole in his game. If I lose to him, it's like, yeah, Britain has him far. Lewis. Cause his wind, you have better. I'm more scared of Derek than I am. So Derek, yeah, but taking him down.

He's tough to take down. Yeah, he's tough. Yeah, he's tough. Um, at least you're all gone. You lose to him. They're like, yeah, he taking him down? He's tough to take down. Yeah, he's tough. Yeah, he's tough. Um, at least Zero got and you lose to him. They're like, yeah, he's number two in the world, but in a fun 10 years. Zero got it, Francis. What is your weight right now? Just, you don't mind?

I honestly don't know. He's 375. Probably 250 something. 250? 250 something. Big boy. Definitely not over 60. Definitely would make 65. I wonder what your wins like though

It's definitely as good as every day Two miles every day. It's definitely not as good. It was when you were oh god. No, no, that's that's exhausting a real fight Oh, you know is my card and I was good when I was a professional athlete, right? That's like saying how was your how's your car? 21. You'd guess. You'd guess. Yeah. But since you're not doing any crazy stuff, alcohol and all that stuff, you think you could actually make it to light heavy? No. Him?

As of right now with all the stuff I do. If he'd done all the shit. 205? It'd be tough. No way. It'd be tough. I'm just a big dude, man. Yeah.

Bone structure. Onkaleev? Yeah. There's some great fights for Brennan if you want to light heavy though. Yeah. I'm also 42, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And the second part is for you, Rinks. End time. Rinks, if by some miracle Hollywood came calling, which director and genre movie would you like to star in? Scorsese. Right away.

Yeah. Probably. See, I'll go Quentin Tarantino. Oh my God. Because he's making relevant shit. That'd be incredible. Wes Anderson? That's a good point. Quentin Tarantino. Oh my God. He's making relevant shit. That'd be incredible. Wes Anderson? That's a good point.

Quentin Tarantino would be incredible. Yeah. Like to be able to work with Quentin Tarantino would be like. And he's making like proper good shit right now. Scorsese is old. I agree with you. I'd love to work with. And non-woke stuff too.

That's what Quentin Tarantino does. I would love to work with Tarantino. I'd love to work with. Quentin Tarantino's the move. Oh yeah. Okay. That's a good question. I'd love to work with him. Quentin Tarantino's the move. Oh yeah. Okay. That's a good question. This one comes from Michael Daly.

Have you two knuckleheads thought about having an Austin, Texas welcome hoedown episode with a bunch of silly goose guests and charcuterie? You could all wear cowboy hats and you look great now. Also we're happy that Sinaz has decided to move to Texas. I am not moving to Texas by the way, Michael. Have, we're happy that Sinaz has decided to move to Texas. I am not moving to Texas, by the way, Michael. Have you guys thought of that? Like doing a grand play out? Grand episode.

It'd be fun. Yeah, we will. We do something like that. We'll do something special for the first couple. We might wear cowboy hats. Chikootery, I don't know. But we'll. I'd like to make a chikootery board.

We'll do. Maybe we'll do an episode where we're both on mushrooms and see how well we do. Oh, come on. Dude, there's a guy who's a fan of the show, you guys, the show. He's on the Food Network. He's huge right now. He's always wanted to give us, you know, like meet us up and make food for us.

Is he in Texas? He can make it to Texas. That's what he said. I'd love it. Red. Yeah. What's his name? His Instagram is like Chuck's Flavor Train.

So his name is Chuck. Chuck. Yeah. Chuck. He's been following His name is Chuck. Yeah, Chuck. Yeah Chuck's a meeting Brian's mouth. He was with emerald legosi right now. Yeah. Oh Let's do that I'm in Okay, let's see Oh, this is from someone you guys know his name is Tony from New Jersey and he actually submitted some pictures with you guys here. Tony. Let me see them.

Yeah, let me send these to you. How do I do that? Proper Jersey bro or what are we talking about here? My guy who makes my drive shafts is in Jersey. They're great. I don't know how to do that. We can edit, so don't worry about it. Take your time.

I'm gonna read what he said. Hey, Brendan, I just wanna say it's wild how you've crushed it across so many different lanes from fighting to stand up to podcasts, whiskey, merch, and even now giving away trucks. You're always on the move. I can attest to that. He is.

What really gets me curious is what fuels you to keep chasing new ventures and then actually succeed at them? What keeps this fire going? As Simon Sinek would say, people don't buy what you do, they buy why you do what you do. So what's yours? It's just stuff I'm into. If I make money at it, it great if not, I'd be doing it anyway like when The podcast and stamp all that stuff, but with the merch I've always been into clothes. So that made sense. It's organic You can tell when people are like pushing it

The whiskey I was an alcoholic at the time. I was drinking so much whiskey I start my own and then with the giveaway trucks and cars that all that was Jay's idea because I loved a mod my my own stuff But then I get super depressed because there's only so much you can do You run out of things to do the cars and Jay's like dude. This is stupid Like you're just gonna keep buying cars like you can't it doesn't make sense He's like you can do giveaways where you build other people's cars and then give them away and just start with a new one. So you can do that a few times a year.

So it came from Jay. So that's all it is. And it just happens to be a good business model. And then the sponsors love it because they get a lot of traction. So we get a bunch of cool parts. So it just makes sense. I love it. Okay.

And then he would like to know if you have any upcoming guests that have been lined up for Texas No, you will see Yeah, yeah, hope you don't see Donald Trump with Joe Rogan Thiel von and with Kanye West Kanye West on definitely not Kanye West, but No, did somebody say that his his song is trending in Germany? Honey, what song? Did you hear that? You have to take that guy's an asshole.

What the fuck, man? Yes, somebody said it was like. Yeah, W World War Three. Yeah, viral song was'll be World War 3? Yeah. Viral song. Well, his song's called World War 3. Oh my God. We used to number one position in Spotify as viral.

50 chart in Germany and other countries. What? Now, is World War 3, is that the one it says? The name of his song, yeah. But it later got changed to Cuck. Pluto TV has all the shows and movies you love streaming for free. That means laughter is free with gut-busting comedies like The Neighborhood, Boomerang, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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who would determine if the prescription is appropriate. Restrictions apply. See website for full details, important safety information. It's depressing that that song's trending. Here are those photos. Rome? That looks like helium Indianapolis, maybe? No, that's Philly. Oh, that makes sense.

It is Philly, yeah. Where does that- That's a lovely girl. There's a great club up there. Oh, yeah. Big fan. And that's him with me. That's a great club up there. Oh yeah. Big fan. And that's him with me. Who's that guy?

That's the dude who asks the question from Jersey. Okay. No picture with Brian. All right. This one's for Brian. Brian, you used to do a random fact at the end of every podcast, so for good time's sake, let's hear a random fact.

And this is from Shay-Shay. Yeah, dropping knowledge. Dropping knowledge, that's a good one. Boy, oh boy. I would say, fuck. What's a good, what's a good, what's going on right now? Good stack. I kind of dropped knowledge on the last episode with the biting cabinet.

He has like really bad stage, whatever fork bone cancer it's in his bones and they hit all of it. Yeah, they hit all of it. Yeah, they hit all of it. Um, I would say, uh, you know, I could talk about how I think that Biden cancer prognosis and how they hit it is a much bigger deal than it's being made out to be. And historians will, will look at the ramifications of that, the ripple effect of that and the

loss of trust. And it hurts that whole cabinet. The legacy media too. The left way more. Jack Taper and all these guys are right in there. All that. They're sharp as a tack. Yep.

He's so out of his box. And they all knew better. And he's, and, but, and I don't think, I don't think Biden's the, the enemy here. I don't think he's the bad person. He's, he's been made the scapegoat here, but I think Biden was just like, okay, and they're propping this guy up. He's fallen down stairs and shit. Imagine being his age and dealing with this.

I would say this. I think this is the biggest, just so they win. The biggest worry about corrupt. The biggest worry you have is corruption. I think that nowadays, um, people in power are able to get away with corruption and make themselves rich when in power, way more than anybody else. And nobody can do anything about it. And let me give you an example.

Before you have the example, that's the problem because I think now it's more prevalent and it's more out in the open how corrupt they are, and there's nothing we can do. Nothing we can do. So we're very aware of all this shit. We're super aware of it and the public knows and there's nothing we can do. And I blame Biden and I blame the Democrats and here's why.

The first thing the Democrats did was they allowed DAs to get really creative with the law and commit lawfare on a president and tried to destroy him. That was the first mistake because that same weapon is going to be used against Democrats. And I think that's one of the bigger kind of things. But the biggest thing I think is when Biden preemptively, preemptively pardoned all, including Anthony Fauci and everybody else who was in the administration. His family.

When you preemptively, when you pardon your son, who clearly violated the law, who clearly used his father to make it. And lied to the public. And lied. We don't even know if Biden himself got running, but the Biden crime family, which you hear a lot, is a legitimate thing to say, especially when Biden preemptively pardons all these

people. So what happens is this. If you don't think now Trump is going to preemptively pardon people if the Democrats look like they're going to win. So now when you're in an administration, you're even close to the administration, you can do anything you want. You can get as rich as you want, break all the laws you want. And you know that the president, especially if they're federal laws, the president is going to preemptively pardon you.

Because Biden set that standard. That's right. Now the rest of them will go, okay, that's how this works. That's right. Now we, now the rest of them, okay. That's right. That's how this works. That's right. And that's how the rule of law breaks down. This country is great because we're a rule of law. We're not ruled by man. When you say rule by man, that means that if you're close to the king, whether it's Putin or whatever, you get away with murder, literally.

Well, you can't have that. And this country has always been a country of laws and checks and balances. And I think when a president like Biden preemptively pardons his son, even though he said he wouldn't and he didn't stick to his word at all, I would think Joe Biden will go down as the most ineffective and worst president in many ways because he lied because of how the legacy media covered up for him, his cognitive decline, the people around him, including his wife and all the other people that stood to gain from him staying in power, because they were personally ambitious.

Correct. And all of that shit is going to come back. You don't get away with that. You come back, comes back to bite you in what and how the American public no longer trusts anything you fucking say. It already has, especially the left. That's right. It already has.

And the left- Good luck winning in four years Especially the left. That's right. There he has. And the left. Good luck winning in four years, good luck. That's right. The left deserves everything they fucking, so you reap what you sow. Mm-hmm. What else you got? So. Here's one for the whole team.

If there was any movie you could have been a lead character in, what would it be? Glorious Basterds. Ooh. Christoph Waltz, great role. So which lead, well who's the lead in that technically? Christopher Waltz. Over Brad Pitt?

Yeah, he stole the movie. Stole the show. But Brad Pitt, they- You'd have to speak three languages. I know, I don't do any of that. What year was Inglourious Basterds? This will blow your mind. Shit, 2016?

How, 2009? 2009, fuck me in the mouth. 2009, now think about that. How many years ago was that? One of my favorite movies of all time. Oh, it's such a good movie. Oh no, I would be Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. Greatest movie of all time.

Go Down is the greatest of all time. Great, great job. Yeah. Bri. I'd like to be Havoc Gilmore, Billy Madison, I'd like to be Rambo, Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator, Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando would be Lit.

I'd like to be John Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport only. I think Christian Bale on American Psycho. The way he played it was so fucking, like there was humor, you have to play everything. It's the spectrum. I'm not drawn to Daniel Day-Lewis, Christian Bale, they do too much to their bodies, too much.

It's like, you know, Joaquin Phoenix and the Joker, that's too much, I don't like that. I love when you get to tap into the evil perverse side and also the like When you play American Psycho, there's the whole spectrum a little bit like almost like the Joker The other Joker that he's ledger. Yeah There's something about those kind of characters that play this sort of perverse comedic, you know this sort of perverse, comedic, you know, marionette, this puppet that there's so much, so many possibilities to fuck with.

I like bad guys, but seductive bad guys, like Silence of the Lambs, those kind of things. Because somehow they're able to make you like them. You're able to say, that's my serial killer, he would never hurt me. It would be impolite, that's the genius of that role. The genius of Silence of the Lambs was that we as an audience at the end of the movie were rooting for him. We were actually rooting for him in a weird way. Like he got away and we went-

Even Hannibal was good. Hannibal was really good when they came out years later. Yeah. Yes. I don't know if we were rooting for him. Well, he got away and we were like, I'm having an old friend for dinner. And somehow that guy who had tortured him in jail was the shit head. He got away.

He got away in Hannibal too. He's like, this is because remember she handcuffs him when the cops are there and he grabs a knife and goes, this is really going to hurt. And it just cuts to him throwing down the knife and you're like, oh, he cut his fucking arm off or he cut her arm off and killed her, but he cut he cut his fucking arm off or he cut her arm off and killed her, but he cut his, he loved her so much, cut his arm off and still escaped.

Yeah. And again, so he's still on the run technically, but he had a code. There was something about him where he was like, he never killed her. Right. He was never polite. He wouldn't eat meat. He would consider him impolite. He loved her. Loved her. Loved her. So somehow we're like, there, yeah, somehow he was insane, but he had parameters, rules, there was a discipline to his insanity. And we knew he was eating that bad guy. Fff, fff, fff, fff. Yeah, we're like, ooh. Yeah, it became, that's really hard to be off.

Fff, fff, fff, fff. Yeah. Stop it. Yeah. He was so scared. Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York was amazing. Oh, the butcher. You love that line.

I mean, he was amazing. Just say the line. The butcher? Yeah, the rabbit, the rabbit. Yeah, he was amazing. Oh, the butcher? You love that line. Just say the line. The butcher? Yeah. No, say the line. The rabbit. The rabbit. Yeah, he was amazing. Great. And he was so good because he was so good that DiCaprio couldn't even keep up with him. You weren't even rooting for DiCaprio anymore. You were only rooting for... You were rooting for the bat. You couldn't take your eyes off him. It's yourself a good piece of meat on the way out. His outfit, his eye. Yeah, man. It's great. It's like a fist. Did that New York thing. Wow. Chen.

You guys ever watch that movie called Just Friends? With Ryan Reynolds? Yes. You want to be the fat guy? Cause that reminds me of me. Like, yeah. And also dating your best friend after years. That would be my thing. Damn, not Batman or something, dude. No, man. You don't be the Green Lantern or something? No.

Bruce Lee? Deadpool must have been a fun role to play. Oh, Deadpool's fun. You're in that fucking mask. Deadpool's fun. It's not real, though. It's so funny. Neither's just friends, man.

No, it is. I did date my best friend, so what's up? Oh, okay. Probably Penny Lane in Almost Famous. You know, I want to play an underage girl who's practically being sex trafficked to a bunch of men. Oh, I wouldn't mind playing the clown in it. That'd be sick.

Yeah. Well, different times, Shin. Yeah. All right. Well, everyone's different. Different time. Okay. Brian, this is also from Ben Curnis who had the last question.

Brian, with what you went through regarding cancel culture, what if any lessons have you learned and you'll pass on to your kids? Keep moving. Keep moving, create your way out of every problem. Bitches be crazy. Everything's figure outable. Everything's figure outable and don't harbor resentment.

Figure out a way to forgive everyone and move on. You turn your back on your own. Here's a little nugget of advice. That helps them in like the grand scheme. But as far as like what you went through, it would be like be smart. Like when it comes to women, be fucking smart. All that.

I mean, well, everything. Just don't, you gotta, who are you bringing your life to be disciplined about? This is the other thing. There's nothing Brian could have done to prevent that, because it's not like he mistreated somebody, he never did it, so the lesson is, it's like sometimes, like life isn't fair. The lesson is life isn't fair.

I was talking to my dad about this. I did, Brian's done everything right. Brian's too nice. Nice to everybody, women, I've never seen, nice to everybody. Brian gets fucking walked over, too nice, too nice. Life ain't fair. Eve, nice guys finish last sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes.

In this case, the nice guy got fucking railroaded. But you know, in life, life ain't fair dude. That's it, in life, you're gonna meet chaos. That was just chaos, you're gonna meet chaos. You're gonna meet a disease, you're going to meet chaos. That was just chaos. You're going to meet chaos. You're going to meet a disease. You're going to meet an accident. You're going to meet losing your money. You're going to meet loss of some kind.

You're going to have plans and then you're going to have a form of a death, you know? And that, no one avoids that. No one avoids disaster, loss. You have your plans, you work really hard. Something happens, but a lot of times it's really bad for people. A lot of times it's fucking horrible.

Think about your child. I just had a scare with my child. Don't get me started on that. I just had a scare with my child. But then it's also, yeah, it's all perspective. But I also think like, before that happened to Brian, we couldn't walk down the street without having a comic or whoever asked to come on this show.

I mean it was like good lord, again, again, could it, this happened to Brian? We don't hear from any of them. None of them. None of them. That's, whatever, that's fine. But I think at the time you think you have all this community of all these friends and then you find out when shit hits the fan and you need those people, they're not really there, which is a good thing because they can't be near Foxhole when shit hits the fan.

They're not in the Foxhole. They're going to be the bitches running around all crazy, not know what to do. We've been through it. So I am almost grateful that that happened because all those people are fake. There's a reason don't see him on the show anymore We don't ask them. They don't ask us fuck them So I think it was actually a blessing just a bunch of bitches and that's why I learned. Oh, oh, I'm not like them So when I would take pictures with comics and like go look three comics brand and shop, you're fucking right, dude Yeah, you're right. I'm not like them and I'm not I'm not a

bitch they are but again like part of like the challenges of anything you go through is you're gonna go through things in life and it's not gonna feel fair and you believe it or not that one of your biggest challenges is gonna be you're gonna have to forgive everyone because otherwise you're turning your back on your own future. But as the great Joe Rogan said, don't forget you can forgive, but don't forget. Yeah. I would tell him, man, dude, don't have that energy, man.

You know, it's all good. I forgive him or her. And he goes, no, that's fine. You can do that. That's a good way to live, but don't forget that's that person, dude. You can forgive them. So you don't take resentment and have hate. That's fine. But don't forget. That that person dude. There's you can forgive them. So you don't take resentment and have hate. That's fine But don't forget that's who you're dealing with. There's too much. There's too much work

to be done. I Don't think you get anything out of Revenge or anything. That's it. There's too much work to do. There's just keep moving you just keep moving keep moving get be your best version Of yourself. That's all you can do in life. I don't care what you're going to go through and you're going to go through something. I promise you'll go through something. Everybody does. You'll go through two things maybe, maybe three things. But the people that I know that I really admire that have, that keep going,

they saw a lot of chaos and they figured it out. So you can too. This question comes from Dane Laban. It's one for each of you. We'll start with Brendan. Have you ever found out that one of your friends was leaking stories about you? Oh yeah. Yeah. Fake ones, real ones. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How do you handle it? Don't care.

It doesn't hurt you on any level? No, it's not. Yeah., it kind of sucks in the moment, but it's like, unfortunately, it's expected. Do they ever try and call and say, that's not what I said or? No, no. Oh, really? Because they're not really a friend, you know, people that are like, Brian doesn't do that or Chin wouldn't do that. Like my actual friends don't do that. So if I find out a person does it, I'm like, oh, at least I know, you know? It's expected. These are weaklings.

Yeah, yeah. It's almost a blessing to disguise it. Little cowardly bitches. Like, what do you do? And then you just phase them out of your life and you never talk to them again. And people will do that. They're never crushing in life. So I don't have to do anything. Life does it for me. The big man man upstairs like don't worry. I got you It never works out for him ever. All right, let's take a little break. Obviously what I'm what am I wearing right now, Brendan? What am I always wearing Gucci? I'm wearing I'm glad you asked it is the quality I it looks like amazing quality because it is great quality. It's always

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I have to admit that I am never leaving the house without some magic money. I gotta admit, we only use the Max here and we've ran out and they keep sending the regular shit. So get this with magic money Max. Hey guys, send the Max or we ain't taking it. That's it. The Max is sold out sir.

That's how well it's selling. And I told them, I go, this shit is game changer. Well I'm not drinking it until I get the Max. What were we doing this morning? Looking through all the regular and the free which is great, but I was like, I want my max. I want my time release caffeine. Don't ever send the free one.

Don't ever send the calm one. We want the junkies now. I'm trying to max up, daddy. I'm so into that time release caffeine. Energy all day, flow all day. You don't get the spikes. It's unbelievable. And that goes for the original as well.

You got original, you got max, by the way, try this Sleep Shot. Or don't. No, try it, dude. It's, it's, it really is amazing. Yes. It's got adaptogens, amino acids, minerals. It's got, um, it's, it's, what's really good is it's got the magnesium that helps you sleep. I can't remember what it's called, but this stuff is the real deal.

And they really, really take time to look at the science behind this stuff. It's pretty amazing. Yeah, I love them. Magic Mind, we love it. We've been- We love you, Magic Mind. I've been a fan way before the responses. We love the Max.

Yeah, we've been on it for a hot second. Yes, yes. Fantastic stuff. Brian, have you done any projects that you hated from the start, but knew would get you a lot of attention? If so, what was it? Fight her and the kid.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Whatever, fight her and the kid. Yeah, no. No? I don't think that way. I don't think you would do something you don't want to do. I mean, you know. Question for everyone from Miles Prentice.

Craziest thing you have ever witnessed? I know Brian's seen some weird shit, that old F, lots of love from New Zealand. I don't fuck. I didn't say it. Crazy shit you've seen. Craziest thing you've ever witnessed? I mean.

By far is when I was driving down the highway and saw that car crash, by far, and saw the mom dead, by far. Yeah, I don't know. I was cool two days later. I don't know if that says more about me or, but like for the first two nights, I would close my eyes and see her dead face.

And then two days after that, I slept like a baby. Your body figures it out. Yeah, body's like, yeah, all right. And then when I have to go back into court and verify the pictures and like, is this the person? It's the same shit? That sucked.

That was by far the most gnarly shit I've ever seen. I didn't know you had to go back to court. Oh yeah. Really? Oh yeah. I had to testify. Did that guy get in? Oh yeah, he's fucked.

Super fucked. Thank God. I saw a shooting. Guy missed him, but I saw a guy empty a Glock into a fucking car right on Vermont Avenue. I was not happy about that. I don't like that shit. You see a guy try to kill someone like that.

And I was like, what the f then they get into a, an old beat up Honda Civic with a fin on it and just not even driving that fast. I remember when I was young, my stepmom took me and Jay to Buckham Mall, shout to Buckham Mall and Aurora's might be broken down now. I don't know if it's still there, but I saw a guy chase another guy and just open firing. I was like six or seven, just over a crowd of him going,

ah, ah, ah, and I thought it was fireworks. I was like, oh cool fireworks. And I turned towards it. Stepmom was like, no, and rushed us in the car. Yeah. I'm gonna be like, holy shit, the was like, no, and rushed us in the car. Yeah. I'm going to be like, holy shit, the guy was so mad. This was four in the afternoon. When I say rush hour traffic, guy just gets out of the car

and goes, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, doof, right into a car, missed the guy, and looked like that. Terrible shot. Put his gun back in. Just jumped back in his car? Casually. There was three other guys in the car. And I'm not, when I say nobody moved, everybody was just like this. They were watching the guy walk by.

No one did shit. Cause you can't do anything. It's just like, and then I, there's a cop right here and I go, did you see that? He goes, what? I go, that guy just shot into that car. And the cop was like, I don't know. And I was like, nothing happened to the guy. Just went home. Yeah. It's like, nothing happened to the guy? No.

Just went home? Yeah. Just, you know, crazy. Jonathan Henderson wants to know. But I came back around and then everybody's like looking and talking and stuff like that, but the guy wasn't, he didn't get hit. He tried. Jonathan Henderson wants to know what's going to be your first big boy Texas themed purchase

to you three boys. Corvette 2009 ZR1 with a thousand horsepower. Outside the fucking house I bought. A gun I can carry. Which I won't. Which I won't. You don't have to have a license there, right? No, buy one and stick it in your belt.

Oh, sick! Really? Yep. Constitutional carry. I'll keep putting it in the car. No, no, no. Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah.

You got it. 100%. Put that shit right in your belt. Yep. Thanks a lot. I'm a Texas resident. I'm gonna start carrying a gun saying howdy. Yep.

Just got my gun, my piece. What about you? You gonna buy a gun? I already have a gun. Okay. So I have to figure out how to transfer that to Texas and make that work But um, you don't have to do much just put in your car. Shit. Yeah, I'm not driving there though You're flying. Oh, then just just put it in like one of the camera cases That's what I'm thinking, but I don't get in trouble. But yeah, that's what you think They're gonna go through all the cases you ever seen.

I don't know. But what are they doing? They see my gun. Oh, my bad, Ben. Yeah, come get it. Yeah, you'll be fine. But yeah, dude, to have us Toyota Sequoia in Texas, that'd be sick.

That's my dream truck. OK. Yeah. I still wish you'd get an Excursion Chin. I want that too, but. They're cheaper than the Sequoia, man. Yeah, but Sequoia is more reliable dependable No, it's 7-3 super reliable man. You let your boy get his hands on it. Come on now

I want a helicopter, but I'll never drive one. I'm too afraid drive. It's just not for you and don't say drive, right? That's how you know, you can't We all own a helicopter and drive it around. Oh, okay Now does this have wheels or no uh, no, I'm not going to actually. Excuse me. If I'm going to get on the highway, is there a blinker?

My buddy sent me a video of these idiots who, who like, who just try to hover it and they don't have any experience. Doesn't go well for them. No, helicopters are very tough. It's fucking kids like, let me do it. His dad went out and he goes, I haven't watched my dad.

Let me try this. Totaled it and try to hover it. It's like now I fucked up and told Basti and T. I'll buy Four wheel motorcycles to ride around the neighborhood just to convince them to get to Texas. This was like six months ago Every day they asked have I looked at the motorcycles every day my god I fuck Oh dude every day. So my son is a bossy dad It's the other motorcycles there when we get them like no, dude

We got to get there and then I'll look around and we'll figure it out So if anybody knows where to get three or four wheel kid Motorcycles do my son is literally it's three years old. He's obsessed with motorcycles I Tim Tim Kennedy brought him on his electric motorcycle. My son kept going go faster, faster, faster. Tim was like your kid's out of, he's a speed demon. And not only that, we kept seeing him in the garage. He was sitting on the motorcycles. Then Tim had these little go-karts. So he's riding that thing around with another, having a blast. Then he sees me getting the helicopter

and it was tears when I came back. He was all he wanted to go he just wants to go so bad and jet skis every morning he wakes up and he goes can we go on a jet ski every morning loves him that kid gets some gear heads if it's a tool or a truck or if something fast bring him over the crib though loves it he's not gonna want to go home he will not want to go home and that's all he's gonna I gotta find motorcycles for the kids though yeah I, I gotta find so those are like like the three wheel or four wheel the ones low to the ground I don't want to flip it cuz they yeah, so they're called quads or ATVs No, they have things that on the sides again, so they don't flip they do. Yeah. Okay, that's really important cuz yeah Yeah, they can flip. Yes. A lot of kids got paralyzed. I'll see rides a electric one now at his buddy Lucas house

So cool, but they're actually really dangerous, too So make sure dude you could even if you hit that, you know, they're all too hard you can wheelie and fall Yeah, so you know they have some that are low They don't they want the street ones that are on the ground. They have the they're like trikes that are on the ground Jesus So far I have to get them now sucks Jesus. So far. I have to get them now.

Sucks. They're easier than freaking actual motorcycles where you have to do gear shifting. Hell yeah. Way easier. Yeah. Action Jackson. I like to sing.

This question comes to us from Caleb Thompson, and it's for you, Brendan. Does Brendan have any street fight stories? If not, how do you de-escalate these situations? Curious how an athlete chooses fighting when they maybe aren't any street fight stories. If not, how do you deescalate these situations? Curious how an athlete chooses fighting when they maybe aren't the street fighting type. I mean, I got in street fights in college, but never, once I turned pro, never. But especially now, I don't put myself

in any of those situations, ever. I don't hang out at bars. Like the Starbucks one you deescalated. No, I did not deescalate. I wanted to rip his head off. He got out of the situation. But if he would have got out of the car, that would have really escalated.

I was completely down to fight that man. I just don't get into it. I don't hang out late. I'm not in weird areas where it would happen. But if you wanna dance. 100% down. Yeah, but with my wife and kids that's a different story I was ready to fuck that dude up but Yeah, he drove off. He was scared and drove off

No, he's talking about Starbucks. The security guard is telling you oh with the mask Again, we got to stand on he's standing some bullshit trying to force him wear a mask. I was waiting to fight him But that's not like chaos that's controlled You got to stand on, he's standing on some bullshit, trying to force him to wear a mask. I was waiting to fight him. But that's not like chaos, that's controlled. Yeah. Jamie Alvarado wants to know, will you guys be doing a lot more collaborations with other Austin podcasters, kind of like your mom's house or a honeydew list?

Who knows? We'll see. We'll feel it out when we get out there. I don't like relying on people or depending on them. People are crazy. Here's one. Brendan, this comes from MrRayV at hotmail.com. His name is Ray.

Question for Brendan, I'm in my 40s and I've always worked out what are the steps to take testosterone in a healthy manner to get shredded Do I go see a certain type of doctor? I've been following you since the ultimate fighter days always digs your sense of humor You're killing it I think you got to get your blood checked just to see where your levels are at and then you want optimal levels Like you don't get all crazy So you want to dock this game make sure you like optimizing your hormone and testosterone levels. It's a science.

So you're doing it the right way. You wanna go to a real place. You don't wanna go to your general doctor. They don't know shit about this. Don't go to your general doctor and ask about TRT. Those people are idiots when it comes to stuff. It's literally out of- It's a different science, right?

Yeah, it's out of there. Yeah, it'd be like going to a vet asking for TRT. They don't know it. So you gotta go to testosterone replacement. No, fuck So you got to go to a testosterone replacement. No, fuck. No, you can go to a testosterone replacement place and that it's literally all they do. And if they don't check your blood, get away. You got to have your blood checked. If they're giving you TRT without blood panels, then you know it's bullshit.

Okay. And then just because you're on TRT doesn't mean you get shredded. You still got to follow the diet, man. It's all about diet. And exercise. Yeah. Diet's number one, though. Let's see. This is from James Guvera. Brendan, as a father and a coach, how do you mentally support your sons when they've had a bad day on the field and make sure they don't check out? I try and tell my son he's only one of 11 people on the field and he can only control

his own performance, but would like to hear what your approach would be. I don't coach them after the game, good or bad. Like if he did really good, I'll talk about that. But if he made mistakes, you're not going to coach them right after because, good or bad. Like if he did really good, I'll talk about that. But if he made mistakes, you're not going to coach them right after cause they're too emotional. So I'll do it like the next morning or when we go to the batting cages, he'll be more receptive and won't be so confrontational.

Cause if you try and coach them in the moment, they're already embarrassed. They've already realized they made a mistake. There's already shame. They're not going to get any of that, any of it. So I don't, I'll come on dude. And then we move on. You don't do anything? Nothing.

Come on, dude. The only, the only time that I stay on him in the moment is effort. If I can tell he's not giving a hundred, then, then Papa bear comes out. I tell my kid that my love is conditional and this family we play to win. And if you're not going to be a winner,

you're not even. You can find another dad. Brian. Damn. Is that too much? But when Tigers is the worst game he's had, And this family played a win. And if you're not going to be a winner, you're not, you can find another dad. Is that too much? But, but when tigers is the worst game he's had, he's been the MVP of the league, he's been doing his thing. Ace pitcher batting forth, crushing it. And then he had that really bad game that I got kicked out of, which probably had something to do with it.

And he had a horrible attitude. We just, we didn't talk. We usually go in the hot tub. We didn't go in the hot tub. I want him to know I was disappointed. Not that we lost the game or he had a bad game. Just attitude. In his attitude.

What he can control. Because then it's like, no, that's on you, dude. Nope, I'm not happy. And I'm always the fun dad, so when he knows I'm upset, like he fucked up. I don't have to do much. Would you have time to coach me in some Jiu Jitsu or something?

No, man. To show up and be like, Hey, Hey coach. It'd be so great. Imagine what's up coach. But then also this is another reason where Tiger, he'll get real coach in Texas. Like he's I'm his dad. So I'm the first base coach. So I'll be like T take your lead.

He'll be like, I got it. I'll be like, I got it. Like, Oh, my bad. You got it. All right, dude. You know what you're doing? T elbow up. I know elbows up Alright big dog, but then if a coach who has no professional sports experience played in fucking fourth grade goes T elbow

He goes right away, sir It's just I'm his dad. That's right. I'll remind his ass though That's right. I'll grab him by the collar. I'm but hey, motherfucker, you think you went professional to motherfucking sports? That guy can hold my fucking jock strap. You're going to listen to me. I say the same fucking thing. You're going to listen to me. Oh, I cuss like a motherfucker.

I try to control it. I even cussed accidentally. I dropped team bossy off in the hummer today. That's what they wanted. And, uh, the principal gets out of the car to get the kids, you know, and he's in shape, dude, he looks easy and really good shape. Yeah. And he kids, you know, and he's in shape, dude He's in really good shape. Yeah, and he goes he goes man. How you do it man? You look fucking great But I'm like, yeah, you know doing for the kids go through the whole thing and then he goes yeah, dude

70 I went no shit and you can tell he's like religious like he was like I'm like, I just can't help it. I went, no shit. It's just like, God damn it. It's so unprofessional. But with the kid, the key is, is there's going to be no learning on either side or no coaching at right after the game. Let it simmer. Do it the next day or do it at the next practice. When T gets done, like, what do you want T dude?

That's it. But if he does great, then it's like, I'm like, T, dude? That's it. But if he does great, then it's like, I'm like, dude, that was a fucking bomb. Remember? And he has so much fun. How many more you guys want? One more. One more? I want to do two.

We'll do two. We'll end one on, the last one we'll just do, there's a statement. This is for Brian. How was it working with your buddy Frank Grillo on the TV show Kingdom? Personally, one of my favorites, and I would love to see a revival. This is from John Trinkle. I thought they were going to do a revival. No, he's too busy. He said Magic's over, but it was great. I mean, Frank's one of my best friends.

What was that, Ryan? Why did you say Magic's over? It's just, there are too many moving parts. You can't- Because there was a plan to bring it back. Yeah, those things happen in a specific time with a specific energy, with a specific group of people, with a specific writer.

So I think it was Byron Belasco who wrote almost all of them. He's amazing. So it's like it was a great show. Nobody watched it at the time. And then somebody talked about it because it used to be on DirecTV. And, but it was a blast because I got to hang with my friend, with Frank, who just takes acting very seriously,

works very hard, just a great leader on set, and a great guy. Fun fact, I auditioned for that show. You did, huh? Nick Jonas' part. There you go. And they told me he was a gay man, I was like, okay, I'm putting up for me.

Yep, but Nick Jonas surprised everybody too, great guy. Great actor. Hard working guy, humble, awesome. I didn't realize how famous he was. I was like, oh, you fly private and you're a huge, you know, pop star, talented as shit, but a great guy, great kid. Super talented. And it was just fun to be there.

I love Jonathan Tucker, he's amazing. All those guys, all the actors were great. It was a good time, man. It was a good time. You never know what it is when you're doing it. You never realize it's going to be a hit when you're doing it. So anyway. Well, we will close with this one from Kyle McCluskey.

No questions for me. Just wanted to say, Brian, I think you are one of the most underrated comedians out there. Thanks. Brendan. Thanks, buddy. I think your ability to withstand adversity is inspiring and I think you're a fantastic dad. Thanks buddy. Chin, you're just all reliable.

And Sinaz, you bring a great balance to the team, wish you would be on more in Texas. Thank you Kyle. Kyle, you're a good man. Thank you Kyle. Shout out to Kyle, I like your attitude young man. I want more of that attitude from the rest of our fans. Amen. You understand? We're going to see you in Texas our fans. All right? Amen. You understand?

We're gonna see you in Texas. Yes. We love you guys. We're in Texas. I want to thank Sinaz for sticking it out here and being so positive and Thank you, Los Angeles, and we are gonna miss you but on to the next and one thing you can count on in life Is change, you know what I'm saying? But the one thing you don't have to count on is the fact that my comedy's not gonna be funny. It's always gonna be funny and that'll never change. So Oklahoma City, Oklahoma May 30th, Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 31st, we'll see you at Brick Town. I'm looking forward to it.

And you can also, life does change, but one thing doesn't change is two fighting the kids every goddamn week. Two fighting the kids every goddamn week. Because we're moving. Except for next week, because we're going dark. That's the only change is next week we're dark, because we're moving. Except for next week, because we're going dark. That's the only change, is next week we're dark,

because everyone's moving, we're setting up the studio. But after that, we're back twice a week, baby. You keep your attitude, and you guys sit on eggshells until we come back. T-Fact K in the big state. It'll be hot out there, but our comedy will be red hot. You know what I'm saying? All right, we're looking forward to it.

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