The Fighter & The Kid - P. Diddy, You Absolutely SUCK! | TFATK Ep. 994
Episode Date: May 21, 2024Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap Oleksandr Usyk vs Tyson Fury and talk P. Diddy's most recent controversy, Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan's podcast, Bryan being duped by a fake Conor McGregor Popey...e movie trailer, current events around the world and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!
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Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid
This is really the fighter and the kid
Come on baby
So much to talk about, it's a Monday
Dude I want to rough you up like P. Diddy rough up Cassidy
I want to slap you around a little bit
Yeah, you would uh
You think the internet would be as upset if I did that to you?
No, because, because there's
Cause you'd get up at least
Well you can, grab me like that and throw me to the ground
Oh yeah You can't grab me by the scuff of my neck. Oh
In a towel no, no, no and flip-flops. No, no, no, don't say that
No, because I have I have you know, I got something something for you, too. You know, yeah
I'm waiting for the bash. I'm waiting for the backlash of what I do to you
Were you waiting for be, this is elderly abuse.
Stop them AM.
Yeah, but then they go,
that grandpa sure can't give it back.
I'll tell you what, the grandpa keeps him busy.
Keeps him busy, that's what they're gonna say.
And that's where I get the free pass.
He's kind of fighting back.
He's kind of fighting back there.
He's swinging, he's swinging.
I catch you on the jaw with my overhand right?
I'm not gonna do anything with a jab,
but if I catch you on the jaw.
It's like you would say, fury. 100%, it's funny you say that. I was thinking to myself. with my overhand right? I'm not going to do anything with a jab, but if I catch you on the jaw. You catch Usyk Fury.
100%. It's funny you say that. I was thinking to myself-
Wait, I think I have more weight on you than, Fury has 40 pounds.
You have 100 pounds on me. Well, I mean, if you're, well, you have a lot.
I'm 240, what are you?
Yeah, I'm 170. So yeah.
I have more weight than Fury had on Usyk.
But the thing that I was studying and I was really studying is how
he caught angles and I would be punching around your stupid jab and I'd be, I'd be looping
shots right in your grill and you're dumb.
You're going to take the same game plan.
Usyk had for period.
Yeah, because it's all footwork and I'm looking at what he's doing.
It's all about feet.
It's where you punch from.
It's not how you punch, right?
It's where you punch from skill set is well, you'd be surprised because what I do is I
catch angles, pop up, jab you jump to the side
And let me ask you a question. I want you to be I want you answer serious. Yeah, don't lie
Yeah, you know you're wearing a purple sweater. Yeah, I take you serious my life. You gotta answer the serious, okay?
Did you watch the fight? Hold on don't answer. Did you watch the fight? Yeah,. Don't answer. Did you watch the fight or did you watch clips on social media?
I watched the entire fight.
Okay, thank God.
Yeah, you got to watch that whole fight. I was so excited about it. I was so excited about it.
And I did take the group and said it's today, but that's fine.
Well, I bought it on DeZone and I bought it at 12 because I was afraid because I read somewhere
starting earlier, but then it was 3.30 because I checked. I double checked with you.
The card started at 11. Yeah, but then it was 330 because I checked. I double checked with you. The card started at 11.
Yeah, but for us it was 330.
No, the main event was at 330.
Were there any other fights that you watched?
I'm asking you one more time.
I watched it.
No, I watched it.
I watched the whole thing.
I watched the walkout.
I watched the whole thing.
And-
What did you think of the fight?
How'd you score?
First of all, how'd you score it though?
Let's start there. How'd you score it?
So I, I had, uh, I didn't even know what the confusion was about.
There was no doubt in my mind that Usyk won.
And the reason is there were three rounds where Tyson was landing that, that,
that uppercut into the body and to the head.
He heard them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that was where I like, I was like, Ooh, uh-oh.
And then to watch Usyk adjust and come back stronger.
That was where I was like, Ooh, uh-oh. And then to watch Usyk adjust and come back stronger.
That was where I was like, Holy shit.
I had it 6-6 and then I had the ninth round being the decision maker for Usyk.
I gave it 6-6 rounds a piece, but then the ninth round you'd give the nod to Usyk.
I was watching Tyson catch more glove than face and I was watching Usyk catch more face
than glove.
So that was for me what I saw. I was like watching him. So, and he's just, he's just, um, he's just the
best boxer in the division. You know, you could say.
I think he's pound for pound. Number one. That's fair. That's fair. Why? Because he's
a cruiserweight. Yeah. And he beat Anthony Joshua twice, twice, outclassed him. Yeah.
I mean, he's never lost. It's unbelievable. It's wild. It's unbelievable. Outclassed him. Yeah, I mean.
He's never lost.
It's unbelievable.
It's wild.
It's unbelievable.
And then to watch him, and also I think that when you're fighting for a country that's
under siege, there's that religious component in his mind that is huge, I think.
You don't think so?
No, he's a badass before there.
He was always a badass.
Yeah, that.
He was always a badass.
But there's that added thing I feel like. I mean, it just adds to a story, but whether Ukraine was at war or not, he's a badass before there. He was always a badass. Yeah, that's always been. But there's that added thing I feel like.
It just adds to a story, but whether Ukraine was at war or not,
he would beat Fury.
Boxing doesn't care about that stuff.
Boxing cares about how good you are when you're fighting
a guy who's as good as Fury.
Fury, I would also say, is so much more athletic
than people can believe.
He's built like my dad dad and he's got those
skinny legs. There's a tire around him, skinny legs. But he's, he is athletic. He's a real athlete.
I do think father time is catching up to Tyson. Even though he's 35, Usyk's 37. Remember Tyson
has how many more fights than Usyk? Usyk only has 22 pro. Yeah. But I think probably as many amateur fights, right?
But not pro and he doesn't, and he hasn't dealt with the same damage.
Like he's such a good boxer. He doesn't take a lot of damage.
Although with the Joshua fight and the fury fights, what's crazy is he's
undersized and he's like, I'm down to take one of yours so I can land a big
shot and he would take them and then land them.
I know. Well, any bull, any, to be honest, he bullied fear.
I know. Which is any bullied, to be honest, he bullied Fury.
I know.
Which is any bullied Anthony.
He kept stepping forward.
He presses that action.
Which is wild.
Because Fury is 40 pounds bigger.
It's incredible.
Josh was big, dude.
Yeah.
Fury in that fight was 65 pounds heavier, I think.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
Look at that amateur record.
335 and 15
Wow, yeah, he's just
He's as good as it gets. I don't think you get better. I he's as good as it gets
Would you just to have it over at the house?
No, I watched it actually at my ex's house because I was hanging with my kids and I brought my little son over to my
To my ex's house. That's nice. Yeah, the kids love him. So
But I don't know man. I just
He's a thing of greatness now now. I think what we're gonna see there's an automatic rematch clause
Yep, October in October is he is is fury gonna fight Joshua before that no, no
Yeah, maybe a rematch. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how, I don't know how you adjust for that.
I don't know how you adjust.
Uh, if you're fear, you can adjust, you can adjust not having your back against the ropes,
not moving forward, not letting them bully.
Do adjust like you did in the Deontay Wilder fight.
Yeah.
Remember?
Because before he was on his back foot, even though he's winning rounds and then he came
out readjusted and he was the bully.
You got to bully Usyk, cause the other thing too,
is Anthony Joshua tried outboxing him, which is insane.
Fury, even though he's the closest skill-wise,
you're not as skilled as Usyk.
So just try to outbox Usyk, it's just not,
nobody can do it.
Nobody can do it, you gotta make it ugly.
You gotta bully him, use your size, make it nasty.
Make it nasty.
Usyk did great in the clinch, like you just, You gotta make it ugly. You gotta bully him. Use your size, make it nasty. Hang on him, punch him. Make it nasty.
Yeah.
Uzi did great in the clinch. Like, you just, you gotta make it nasty. If you're here, you
gotta use your size.
That's true.
You gotta.
Yeah, and I saw, we can add that. And then Tiger, he was in the, he had the semi-finals
on Sunday. Bossy had a game, but he's four, so there's no playoffs. That was his last
game. Bossy, or Tiger's in the semis, we played the number one seed,
and we only played six innings,
the bottom of the six, there's one out, right?
We have our best pitcher pitching, Tiger is catcher.
And remember, they're seven to eight,
and when somebody gets on base,
they're gonna steal every base
and then eventually get home, right?
Because nobody can throw them out.
Tiger can throw kids out.
A lot of teams don't know this yet.
Some know.
It's got a rifle for it on.
Yes, has a cannon.
Throws BBs.
So T's at catcher.
There's one out.
This kid gets a hit, right?
I'm like, okay.
I look at T, I go T, throw his ass out.
If he steals, you throw his ass out quick.
He's catcher.
He's catcher. And I'm right next to him, you know, cuz our dugouts here and tease there I go T
He can throw that kid's gonna that kid's gonna steal you throw his ass out
He's like, you know, he gives me a thumbs up. Okay goes to steal
Throws him out. Everyone's like, yeah
Next batter up the biggest kid on the team kids a hitter hits a fuck. Oh
It's a dump just boom. It's a shot. I'm like, oh, this ain't good.
They're going to rally.
We might lose the game.
Kids on second, bigger kid from the parents, right?
Frowning.
I go T you throw his thick ass out.
I, I dare that coach to send him from second to third.
You better throw his ass out.
T gives me a thumbs up.
Big boy goes, oh, really?
Cool.
Tries to steal from second to third to win the game to get to the championship.
T, poof, throws them out. I rushed the field, grabbed T, I got him in the air. We're like
jumping up and down. The team's jumping up and down. Nothing better, dude.
There's nothing better.
Oh, dude, nothing better. I wish someone got a picture.
Did you hear Tyson?
That'd be my favorite picture of all time.
Well, Tyson Verri was saying, you know, Ariel Haimani said, you keep going back to being with
your family, picking up dog poop. What does that image he goes because all this stardom all this attention all the stuff. It's my job
There's nothing like being home with my kids
There's nothing like it and literally any advice for parents out there. Yeah any advice parents out there
Yeah, he doesn't have to be Shohei Otani or Bryce Harper Sam for literally
It's the best the best the environment, the other parents, it's the best.
Yeah.
The best, nothing better.
So now he's in the championship game on Thursday.
It's really cool.
And we should beat the shit out of him.
Somebody said, somebody said, well, Shaba Toa, I go, uh, he's, he's a,
his sport right now is his kids.
He's all about that.
It's a lot.
Yeah.
It's a lot.
Travel ball's crazy. That starts up after the's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot.
Travel ball's crazy.
That starts up after this.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, that starts up in June, July.
It's gonna be a beast.
Better players.
We had a tournament in Santa Barbara.
But with your son, when they're that age,
you want them to have a range of sports.
I don't care, I'm gonna do whatever he wants to do.
Right, but focusing on just one sport
usually doesn't work out right these days
It's what parents do but he he likes football and baseball now what you don't want to do is spread him across
So he's playing like some parents their kids are just average because they're doing too much things
So the kid can't develop the skills that one thing specifically
So they might be decent here decent there because they're spreading too much for t. It's baseball football
Who wants you something else you gotta quit one? Yeah
Can't can't do three
Be tough it'd be tough, but no more than that
But also but the kids that are playing baseball like that especially on the travel team all those kids play baseball
Yeah, they're stuck wasn't it. Wasn't there that thing with repetitive injury
when you're a kid and all that, not enough range?
I mean, Haley Clinton put that out or what?
No, no, no, that's a fact.
That's not a, what do you mean by that?
I mean, maybe if the kid's pitching.
I've read, yeah, I've read a lot about that.
You know, tennis.
I've done it, no issues.
Yeah, but-
Playing nonstop?
So, now they think it's better to have range.
So you do a kid to just focus on one sport from the age of seven. Not good.
You want to do like at least another sport, two sports.
I think it just depends on the kid. I think it depends. Yeah.
I think it depends. Yeah. Really depends on the kid.
Because you got Serena and Tennis. You got Serena and Williams as their dad.
You know, greatest of all time. Louis Hamilton, greatest of all time, Tom Brady, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
You'll get the elites, Kobe, you know, you look at like the elites, they're specialized.
Now I do think it's good for them for like, and also college scouts, like when the kid's
diverse and certain things. But again, if it's too much, your kid, he's not gonna keep up.
No matter how athletic he is, he can't.
Tennis is that way. Yeah, I don't know about tennis, but like in the major sports, like if your kid's not gonna keep up no matter how athletic he is he can't tennis is that way? Yeah, I don't know about tennis but in like in the major sports like if your kids not focused on that like let's say T
Took the summer off the folks on I don't swimming and then try coming back in the fall. He's gonna be easy me way behind
The kids are fucking good, man. There's good again certain level if your kids just doing for fun
You have to fucking sign up for whatever, dude. But like competitive, like real shit, they gotta train, man.
Yeah, it's a different animal. It's a lot.
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I got woken up at 2 a.m. last night.
T comes in the room and goes, Dad, there's shit everywhere.
What?
I was like, Adam, like what?
He's like, there's shit everywhere.
Boston, shit everywhere.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
And then I had him like, he did eat a bunch of pancakes before he went to bed.
He likes these new like strawberry pancakes
And so me and Joe go in there it will Joe goes in there first. She races in there. It's World War three
Well, it's dark and I'm in the bossy's in the bathroom like your eye buddies. Oh, yeah, you know
I never get upset accents happen Joanna gets upset. I'm like this shit happens man shit literally happens dude
I said that so we're in there and I said that, so we're in there, and I said that we clean it up,
and then Tiger's talking, and I said, shit happens.
And they thought it was so funny,
because they thought I was literally
talking about shit and it happens.
I went, shit happens.
They were dying, dude, at like two in the morning.
But Joy, I'm like, it's dark, and she's like,
Boss, what the hell, how did this happen?
And he's like in the bathroom, he's like, I don't know, I tried getting in the bathroom,
I can't get there in time.
She goes, nobody move, there's shit on the floor.
He, and so we look at the tape back, you know,
cause we have the, if there's movement, the tape goes,
we're looking at it, Ozzy's sleeping.
Must've just hit him, he's like,
and he goes to like run to the bathroom,
you just see a turd go boop boop. Boop boop.
And he rots in the bathroom.
He doesn't wear a diaper then when he sleeps.
No, he's four.
Four, yeah.
My son now at two is finally not using a diaper.
When he sleeps he's gotta have a diaper.
But he'll just be like, just sitting there on the couch,
I'm like, well.
Smells like shit.
You're wet as shit.
No, he hasn't shit.
Oh, wet?
Yeah, just wet as shit. He's like, I forgot. I'm like, okay. All right like shit. You're, you're wet as shit. No, he has a wet. Yeah. Just wet as shit.
He's like, I forgot.
I'm like, all right, dude, just on the piss.
Right.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get it though.
Still warm piss.
Fucking hilarious.
Yeah.
Shit everywhere, dude.
Two AM.
That's a shitty deal.
That's having kids.
Just a shitty deal.
You know what?
You don't mind.
No, I can't help it, man.
No, we can.
I mean, but shit that that's rare for Boston,
because he's a savage.
He was out of diapers at one in three months, like Savage.
Yeah.
Was out of them, no issues.
Yeah, he wanted to be like his brother,
got rid of the diapers.
I'm a big boy, like, all right, no accents,
never peed the bed, nothing.
This is the first time, too many pancakes.
Too many pancakes.
You see the video of him just being like, just like oh shit just share terror on his face like a run dude run did you see that the
P did he tape yes I did he is he is clearly that guy's asshole on the
planet what a bad guy and you see his apology video no no it's bad I like his
acting better and get him to the Greek
What see the apology first you want to see the video first I want to see I saw that video I don't like seeing that
All right, the apology bit, but also the before you get the apology bill
He goes, you know, I've been going to therapy my thing is it's like that tape and remember that's in a public space
Yeah, so if he did that
that one time and got caught and he's notoriously known for this, apparently in Cassidy came
and said this other, the, the, the ex girlfriend who died, mysteriously died, said he was abusive,
all this crazy shit. Of course he's got a pattern. And then, yeah, this isn't the Iceland.
People like this have a pattern. It's what they do. You can, you can trace it back to
a pattern. There's a whole. The can you can trace it back to a pattern
The other thing too, I'll be super clear on this
Anybody who like is a bully to like smaller dudes or smaller kids at school or people that hit women
They're the biggest bitches on the planet. They're the least toughest people, you know, correct They are by far, A, they always, they can't fight.
No.
They're so insecure.
The reason why they're bullying or they're hitting women is because they have these insecurities
and they know they can't get away with it with real dudes.
Of course.
Like imagine if Diddy tried that with me, with anybody.
They beat the shit out of him in a towel.
I'd rip his towel off.
Yes.
I'd beat the shit out of him in a towel. I'd rip his towel off. I'd beat the fuck out of him. So anybody you know who hits women across the board
are the softest people in society.
You don't want them to go to bat for them.
You sure as fuck don't want them in your foxhole.
If you had a fight at a bar, they'd probably run away.
They're the biggest bitches on the planet.
And this is facts.
This is just a bad guy who has, again, like, look, it's like when you
see Harvey Weinstein, if you did business with Harvey Weinstein back in the day, and I had friends,
he was a known liar scumbag. It's not when you are this way, when you do that, when you watch that,
you're capable of everything, in my opinion. But my whole thing is that I see that that's a public
place. What do you think he's doing at his house and this is four years ago four years ago?
Yeah, so eight years ago. So I mean so you think this is a single incident. This is a public fucking hotel
He knew it was on camera. Here's here was my question
I put this on social media like few questions how much you pay for the tape they taught him 50 50k They say 150k I think just 50k just 50 so he paid 50k, but isn't the hotel liable at some because this is
Against the law instead of reporting it they sold the video for 50k
It sounds like one it's also interesting. They're out of business now the hotel is yeah
It sounds like one of the security guys who had control of the tape.
Who works for the hotel though.
Yes.
But still.
Oh sure.
Everybody's liable.
The hotel's still liable, aren't they?
That's a crime.
That's a violent crime.
Because if someone was murdered, let's say he murdered her, right?
Let's say he murdered her on that tape and then he sold the video.
They're still responsible for covering up a crime, right?
Well.
This is no different.
100%.
I think that is a violent crime and that was a cover-up. That's, I don't know what the, I don't know what the legal
jurisdiction there is, but certainly obstruction of justice and things like that. But, um,
I put my tinfoil hat on him to tell you why it was a cover-up. Why? Oh, well, he's close with the,
the Obamas and Hillary Clinton's and like that stuff. He helps them influence.
I don't think they would have touched that.
I think what he did is he had his people.
There are a couple things that are really interesting
about this that I've been following.
He had obviously a lot of money in fixers
because there was a guy like this who's a bad guy.
Oh, for sure.
Has fixers. Tons of fixers.
So they go and they say,
what is it gonna cost for this tape?
He was drunk and all that.
They was just a lover spat.
They do this all the time. It's all good. She's good with it. She's you know, blah blah blah
So here's fifty thousand dollars cash, whatever it is, but there is a lot of evidence according to
Some of these I think one of the reasons they took a battering ram is that he had someone on the LAPD or some ones
On the correct on his payroll. Yes
He had someone on the LAPD or someones on the LAPD on his payroll. Yes, LAPD.
And this shooting outside that recording studio apparently happened in the bathroom and there
are pictures from one of his producers.
And it was, Diddy and his son were apparently were in that bathroom with the guy.
He heard heated exchange and he heard three gunshots.
When you see this again, when you see that kind of stuff, you believe, I believe everything. That this is just tip of the iceberg. He's a bad guy.
Yeah. He's always just a matter of time for more stuff comes out. I would assume and who knows,
could be some weird shit going on. You're talking about a true narcissist. You're talking about like
he just thinks he's the center of the world. He's the king and he can do anything he wants.
And guess what? You get caught. Play his apology the world. He's the king and he can do anything he wants. And guess what?
You get caught. Play his apology video.
Now I think the only reason he got caught is because they raided his house.
And just still have this tape is wild.
Right?
Why you went to, she's that why?
No, no, no.
I thought this tape.
Oh, no, he's the only one who owns it.
So they raided his house.
This one thing that came out.
Leaked it the cops.
We're not sure.
They, I don't think they tell us who leaked it. But they got it from raiding the house.
Wasn't this maybe, wasn't this given to TMZ
from one of the security guards
who held onto it for a long time?
I don't think so.
Because you wouldn't pay 50 grand
and say you can't keep a copy.
You'd take their original copy.
I don't see how the cops would have done this.
Rap superstar Sean Diddy Cone.
Wow. Can you imagine what she went through? That's one example. One example. And he blew
up Kid Cudi's car, allegedly for dating. Now he's got people that were willing to do some
crazy shit. That's scary. Fucking scary. When you got a gollygad.
Yeah, dude, the game came out. He was on doing this interview and saying how they had a hit
out on Drake. He was like, did interview saying how they had a hit out on Drake
He's like did he want Drake gone? Jesus. Yeah some weird shit. Hey again, I believe everything now Yeah, now after you've seen that play his apology video, it's so bad his acting and get him to the Greek was so much better
This is so cringy so difficult to reflect on
The darkest times in your life said he has a rock bottom. I do that cringy. I take full responsibility for my actions in that video
well disgusted
I was disgusted then when I did it I'm disgusted now
When and I sought out professional help
And I go into therapy we're going to rehab
Had asked God for his mercy and grace.
You're not getting it bud.
I'm so sorry.
His eyes are...
I'm committed to be a better man each and every day.
Bullshit.
I'm not asking for forgiveness.
I'm truly sorry.
You went to rehab?
I'd like to see the receipts.
Oh, well, can you just post what he posted before that?
The statement he posted.
Oh, saying he denies all of it.
Yeah, let's just post that.
Let me just take a look at that.
Is it on this article? Hold on.
So now the lawsuit's settled, but. You know what's crazy too?
Like the statute of limitations.
Three years.
2016, that's so crazy.
But statute of limitations in LA for that is three years.
That's insane.
That is insane.
Welcome to LA.
Yeah.
There was a thing where he says, yeah, enough is enough.
So let's just, so let's just see this.
So enough is enough for the last couple of weeks I've sat silently and watched people
try to assassinate my character, destroy my reputation, my legacy.
Sickening allegations have been made against me by individuals looking for a quick payday.
Let me be absolutely clear, I did not do any of these awful things being alleged.
I will fight for my name, family and for the truth. Mm-hmm
That part those posts in December, oh
But still yeah, but that Cassidy also they settled around that time too. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, just a bad. This is where you know, you're you're what is it your
This is where, you know, your, your, um, what is it? Your, um, reputation, your, your celebrity, your brand is more important than who you
really are, your truth.
And you pay a price for it.
My favorite, my favorite, but here's my question.
What price is he going to let's just talk about price.
So already a billionaire, mind you, what price is he going to pay?
A couple of things.
Go ahead.
One is I think for a guy like this, being the man, being welcomed into society, restaurants,
clubs, celebrated, I think that all goes away.
That goes away, yeah.
And every time he's on the street, anytime, he's always, always expecting somebody to
be like, scumbag, you scumbag, which they will.
Yeah. Number two, any future collaboration.
Endeavor.
Any future business venture is dead, gone.
So he's got a nice hole to live in.
He's got a nice hole.
He'll be surrounded by the people that are closest to him,
like his family.
But he's done in terms of polite society
in time and a guy like that, what's more important is
he's willing to defend his brand and that status
and his celebrity over anything else.
And it's all over, the party's over at 54.
The other thing I think he's gotta worry about is
this is an ongoing investigation.
Oh yeah, the big stuff's still coming yeah. The big stuff still coming out.
The big stuff, the criminal stuff is what's coming up.
Yep.
And if they've got access to all this stuff, you
don't, now we know why certain people, we even
know who are, who are in law enforcement were told
to drop, drop everything and turn their, you know.
Yeah.
They're not going to raid both homes just for the
fuck of it.
No, the feds, the feds don't waste their time. And in my opinion, where there was smoke, there's and turn their, you know. They're not gonna raid both homes just for that fuck.
No, the feds don't waste their time.
And in my opinion, where there was smoke,
there's gotta be a lot of fire, and they got some fire.
So I think what he's worried about is not just lawsuits,
but jail, jail.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see.
But also know this, that you might be worth
a lot of money on paper, but I don't know how much
that is tied up in assets. I don't know how much is in cash. And not only that, he's also got that
sword hanging over your head, that the countless charges, the case that people are building.
That's not going to be cheap.
No, and the feds are building that. So you don't even know what they've got.
Yeah.
You know what they got, but you don't know what they got
Yeah, but then that could take four years and legal battle which is gonna be millions and millions and millions
Especially the lawyers he's gonna hire
It's it's at least five years of no sleep. Yeah. No, he's kicked out of like the cool kids club. You're ever
Yeah, nothing behind the scenes and hip-hop. Could he still work probably?
As a producer or something and not have his name on it, but be involved in it
Yeah, if they want them there, you know
I don't think here's the other thing about P Diddy actually that that people will tell you that I know
Because I know people who work with them. That's why I told you like hype Williams never tell you the story
Yeah, so, you know, it wasn't that he was this rap genius. No.
Like Jay-Z's like, you know, he knows his rap.
He was more of this hype man.
He was more like this branding guy, but didn't,
he wasn't needed in the recording studio.
He was more of a business man.
Right.
He was good with deals.
I don't need you to tell me what's good and what's not.
His raps are terrible.
Right.
That's the other thing.
So, my favorite expression, God's fire will feel like hell
if you haven't been living right. So.
Yeah, he's probably feeling it.
His whole facade is burning. Everything's on fire right now. And that's what happens when you try to
get it. Yeah, my only thing, yeah, I agree. He's kicked out of the cool kids club. Probably can't
get that reservation in his restaurant anymore. The clubs,
nah, they're shady. They take, you know, Aaron Hernandez is in clubs, but I think,
uh, will he still get girls? Yes. He'll still, he'll still get women.
Sure. Yeah. Still get girls. He'll still live in the mansion.
But you gotta remember like him going to South of France where he's the man.
Like I think a lot of that is nobody wants you
at their table, nobody wants you in their club.
It's just, it's too much pressure.
It's like that guy.
No, that's what O.J. said was the worst thing.
I was gonna say O.J. too.
O.J. was saying how, he's like, I was feeling innocent
and then I show up, he's in Brentwood,
he goes, show up at my favorite restaurant.
I'm like, what are you doing here?
He's like, what do you mean?
I was innocent.
He's like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
He's like, no, my friends talk to me anymore.
Couldn't go to the restaurant, so that's why he moved.
I mean, Chris Brown had a comeback though, didn't he?
Little bit different.
Different.
Little different.
Different.
Yeah.
Different.
You could give Rihanna 10-9 round in that.
Yeah, I don't know the story.
I know he bit her and stuff like that.
He beat her.
He beat her. Punched her a few know, but apparently she put up a fight too
Like around is no punk. Yeah, he gave what was it that she he was also what eighties? Oh
I don't know about that. But yeah, he was younger right? He had more time to he was a lot young. Let's see
None of it is acceptable right and it but it also has fucked Chris Brown over too.
Yeah, it has.
But it was also hearsay, right?
He's so-
No.
No, in other words, there wasn't video of it, right?
There wasn't video.
Pictures.
There's pictures of it, like her pictures were bad.
The word is it was like, you know, it could have been either buddy's round.
Like, apparently they were going at it.
But of course, he's a complete piece of shit for that.
But then he suffered from it.
You're talking about like once in a generational talent.
And now like his stuff, he just,
not too many people will work with him still.
Like he's still suffering from it.
So come back, yeah, he's allowed to make music.
But different than Diddy.
Like, and for Diddy, it's like,
remember we've heard way worse stuff than this.
I was gonna say, wasn't Chris Brown a one-off?
Whereas Diddy was.
No, no, no, Chris Brown has slappers.
Oh, you're saying that's why it's hitting women?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you were saying he was a one-hit wonder.
Come on, dude, he slaps.
Yeah, yeah, no, this was, I remember the,
if you look it up, I remember it was like-
Literally slapped.
They were saying, they were lovers,
and then, yeah, he did that stuff,
but it was a one-off, he was young.
And we haven't heard of Chris Brown killing people,
sex trafficking, hitting women, guns.
P Diddy's had this story, people like,
and then you got, the other thing about this is
Chris Brown did it, and people came to his defense,
where they were quiet about it.
When this shit came out with, when this came out,
yeah, let's see this, when this shit came out with P Diddy,
who went bad on him? Fucking 50 Cent, everybody, everybody who worked with him.
They're like, I've been trying to tell you guys.
A lot of people didn't go bad on Diddy
because they were scared of him.
He was that powerful, so a lot of people,
and that's why 50 Cent, he was like, where are y'all at?
I thought he was this terrible guy,
you guys have the receipts,
but no one wants to say shit because you're worried.
But once he gets booked, then people start coming out because they're worried about the
backlash right because he still has so much influence you know this was also
2009 different time wasn't it you know yeah he's taking some it's not a visa
I mean I'll never live it down like he still gets booed at certain things oh
yeah you can't hit women dude we We just can't have it. No
No, did these things a little different to
Involve New York City nightclub. We're all that's fine. No, I know that's positive
restraining order
Okay
Frank Ocean, yeah, it's fine. If you're fighting dudes, it's fine.
No problem.
That's with a dude though.
Bodyguard.
All that.
All good.
Reduced a misdemeanor.
We got you.
No problem.
Enter his rehab facility.
Okay, guy has problems.
Keep going.
God damn it.
Every year though?
Diagnosed bipolar, post-traumatic stress order,
kicked out of the Malibu Trip Meat facility for break dancing.
He's in jail? 131 damn damn.
Guilty of assault.
Yeah.
And can't come to Canada. he's hitting a lot of people.
He's like a penguin.
You know?
He just, it seems like he has an anger issue.
He just hits people and dances away.
Yeah, see, I don't, like, I don't get that.
Like, you're super famous.
Don't hit anybody.
Yeah, you just got horrible.
He was detaining the Philippines over, let me see.
Fraud.
Oh, OK, I just thought it was fraud.
Canceled his tour, tough to sell tickets
when he's doing all this.
Misguided by police, verbal act.
Oh, a woman alleged that he beat her.
That came out and said it was fake though.
Yeah.
Okay, it's alleged.
He was clear of all that stuff.
It was in the very top, yeah.
He has a long rap sheet, okay. He has to hit people. Yeah, he's a penguin, man. But mostly guys. You'll get away with punching
dudes in the face. You're not getting away with punching girls in the face.
You'll stay away from his ex. The Frank Ocean guy, by the way, I'm pretty
sure he's gay. Yeah.
So yeah. That still counts as a dude, don't you?
Nice try. I'm just saying.
Nice try. Oh, Kar as a dude though, Jen. Nice try.
I'm just saying.
Nice try.
Oh, Karrushy Tran, that other girl, that she's half
Vietnamese girl, beautiful.
So, yeah.
So, half black, half Indonesian.
Yeah, she's cool.
You can't be hitting people, man.
It's the one thing, the one thing that screws you over,
I mean two things.
If you hurt kids or touch kids and if you hit women, you're
fucked. You're fucked. And hey, there's a lot of Chris Brown sued by unidentified women
for alleged sexual assault. Some of them, I think, are- Unidentified women sued Brown
to others after she was allegedly held down in sexual assault. Lawsuit was dismissed.
Exactly. Exactly. So I think some of them are- But he's come out and said, like, whenever
he releases an album or a song, a woman would come out with this. He's like, here we go
again. He goes, and the media is going to believe it.
And then he gets cleared.
He's like, I told you guys, but no one wants to report that.
He's just charged with it.
He had a cappuccino monkey.
All right.
You're not making a ton of smart decisions.
I mean, I was like, Hey dude, that monkey's illegal.
He's like, I don't care.
They won't notice.
Like, yeah, we will.
Hold on.
Chris Brown's housekeeper, Clems, his dog attacked her sister. Okay. We can control that. Keep going. There's a long rap sheet. We're on 2021.
Go back, go back, go back to what?
He's in, in France.
Oh yeah.
And Brown filed that.
Okay. So the woman said he was, he's held against aggravated rape and narcotics offenses.
I'm going to pee while you guys go through this rap sheet.
Brown denied the accusations. The probe was later dropped.
You know, I don't know. I mean, and Brown filed-
Some are fake and some are real.
Yeah. You become a I don't know, I mean, and Brown found.
Some are fake and some are real, yeah.
Yeah, some, you become a target too, so I don't know.
But that's a lot.
Chris Brown's housekeeper claims
his dog attacked her sister.
Jesus Christ, all right.
Leave the dog out of it.
Yeah, that's a lot.
He's accused of striking a woman at his home, a woman.
It's a lot of stuff that we're...
Jesus Christ.
Here, the accuser's lawyers dropped the case on this one.
After Miami Beach police shared months of text messages between Brown and Doe.
There were messages in which Doe repeatedly asked Brown if she could see him again after
the alleged
rape.
Yeah, so there's a lot of people looking for a payday that's true.
When you're that guy that's like you got, but then again, stay away from all strange
prof- if a girl looks like a pro, get away from her.
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Jesus.
You guys still on Chris Brown's rap sheet?
It's a long one.
It took us a, it did take us a while.
You were able to go to a bathroom break, so that should tell you something.
Guys rap sheet.
I think he's different than Diddy.
He is because-
You don't want either of them dating your sister, but-
Well, yeah, but a lot of that seemed to have been paydays that were dropped you
the cops were like here all the texts you know. So what do you think Sinai?
Um I don't think there's any coming back from that for P Diddy. No no. I think you
know kind of like what you guys said like I don't care this has nothing to do
with men and women being equal. No.
At the end of the day, you're physically different than me.
Yeah.
There's no way I can overpower you.
Correct.
So if you are man enough to come after me like that, fuck you.
Yep.
Go away.
Yep.
I hope whatever happens to you hurts.
That's right.
Like, you know.
And also, please understand, this is a, there is a pattern.
There is a history.
That's not a one-time thing. No. This has been going pattern. There is a history. That's not a one time thing.
No.
This has been going on.
Everything she said about-
And the excuse is, oh, but in his childhood, maybe his dad, his mom, I don't give a fuck,
dude.
How old are you?
You know right from wrong.
Yeah.
And serial killers were dressed up as women by their mom.
Yeah, I don't care.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't want to hear it.
No.
I don't want to hear it.
But he's a very bad guy.
I don't doubt that the stories about murder and blowing up cars. I did none of it surprises me whatever you see
Yeah, if you're not a P diddy fan like this isn't enough for me like it's terrible
And okay piece of shit. We knew this terrible human being they're gonna have to get like the sex trafficking the murder
If you really want me to go away some to stick at his level you got to get some crazy shit
You don't think this is enough? No, enough where this isn't,
because there's, on the legal side of things,
they can't do anything.
Right, they can't do anything.
So as far as, now his brand, stuff like that,
yeah, he takes a hit on that, still billionaire.
So as far as real shit getting done,
we're gonna need something big.
Sex trafficking, kidnapping.
I think he's done.
Yeah, but my thing is, what's done being a guy
can't go to restaurants, can't go to Paris,
be the man. Business, business.
I don't think he gets, who's gonna work with him?
He wants to play gangster, he played gangster.
Yeah. And it did not work out.
No. Like you said,
and you know, another one of the current events we have
is the mule guy.
The white boy for Syracuse?
Yeah, he came out and struck a deal.
So somebody's gonna start singing.
So I'm sure people, he is on high alert
being watched over wherever he is right now
because he's not going to jail for getting.
That dude looks like he was gonna squeal.
Like, if you're banking on him, not saying anything,
you look at him like,
ah, fuck, he shaved his eyebrows. God damn it.
White boy with a bad hairline, like, god damn it.
He might be a gimp too, you don't know.
I don't know what's going on there,
but that's interesting.
Well, he was his drug mule.
Damn, 20 or something.
Also, Diddy, why would this be your drug mule?
Like, you don't, come on.
Exactly, because you'd never assume it.
I was gonna say.
White boy. That's right.
From, played basketball at Syracuse, knows a lot of people. Oh, going to say. White boy. That's right. From play basketball at Syracuse.
Knows a lot of people.
Oh, he played basketball at Syracuse.
All right.
Spells his name like you.
I ain't got a bitch.
I thought he, all right.
So he's an athlete.
There's two.
Is it Brendan from that one show, right, on Netflix?
Brendan Dasty.
I know, it's not a lot of getting in the news
for the Brendan's lately.
Need Brendan Chenna and the Brendan's lately.
Need Brendan Chenna and the comeback.
Well.
That he's gonna sing like a canary.
Yeah.
But who knows, but he might've been smart
and not giving him access to a lot of stuff.
So he can only speak to what he's seen.
And if he can't prove anything.
A criminal enterprise, I mean.
Yeah, those guys, he's been around,
remember he's been doing it for how long?
Like he's doing something right.
Like his IQ for things are pretty high.
His street IQ is high.
Like no one's higher than Jay-Z.
The things on Jay-Z supposed to be even worse,
but that's a different story.
But with Diddy, his street IQ is very high.
So if you think he's gonna let a white boy named Brendan,
who played, he was a walkout at Syracuse,
get all this access that could screw him over, Diddy's smarter than that. So who knows what he knows? He might be like, yeah, he was a walk-on at Syracuse, get all this access that could screw
him over. Did he smarter than that? So who knows what he knows? He might be like, yeah, there's a
bunch of people and then the party would end and they would go in their room, but I had to leave,
you know? Who knows what he knows? And if he doesn't have any actual evidence.
And in these cases, like you guys said, like there's the sex trafficking, there's the abuse,
there's all these things, they really just need one thing to stick.
Just one.
Well, they need one thing to stick. Just one.
Well, they need a witness.
So the grand jury, I mean, they'll put you on in a trial
if you have a witness who worked for you.
And his sworn-
That helps.
Statement is, I saw X, Y, and Z.
Well, that's what happened to R. Kelly, right?
Think about all the years of underage girls,
all the years, and finally,
the parents of one of the girls came out
and they were able to talk to the girl which she's kidnapped basically in the house for who knows how
long and then she started cooperating with the parents. The parents went to the police and then
he's in prison for the rest of his life. First of all, the fact that there was a video of him peeing
on a 14 year old for me, I was like, how is this guy still walking around? This was a long time ago.
I was like, wait, how do we miss that?
In the sauna?
Wow.
What are we talking about here?
It was like when the dog, the battle-
He's still got support too?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, how is this, what are we talking about here?
Cause he makes good music?
They like supported him?
That's weird.
When people were like, I don't think he did it.
I'm like, there's a video.
You don't think he did what?
I guess there's a video, I don't know.
Oh no, there's a video.
There's a video.
Yeah, I've seen it, yeah.
You see that, you're like, wait.
Big winner. Really?
Big winner. Jesus Christ.
It's not good.
You see that, you're like, that's a 14 year old.
Like for me, it's like, why are you not in jail?
Where you say Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Well, it's like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
He was saying the N word like 15 times,
then he got another show.
And I was like, wait, what?
Then they took it away, yeah.
You know, so, you know.
Apparently Kid Rock was yelling out the N-word a lot too.
I saw an article in TMZ where he was interviewed
by Rolling Stone and he was like waving his handgun around
and screaming the N word and Rolling Stone
was gonna publish it. Like back in the day?
No, like this is recently, like yesterday.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let me pull that up right there.
I saw Kid Rock on a Tesla on the back seat of it
Wouldn't they have someone have video of this rolling stone would I know
Drinking several Jim Beane and I coax all good there keep going
Kid Rock
Keep going what a world for them
Yeah, did you see Terrence Howard on the actor on Rogan? I saw some clips of it, but it seems so deep I got a story to confusing. I tried a lot. Yeah
He's talking about how you know
I guess a lot of mathematicians have it wrong and he's the one who invented a new math and and then I had some
mathematicians who are
I don't know. They're famous and they have their PhDs and you know, they they really know math
They call me up and they're like what a bunch of bullshit
This guy is just saying a bunch of horseshit and nobody but us knows that
he's just basically saying crazy shit.
I was like, Oh, I believe that.
Well, of course.
Well, I don't know who, well, yeah, I'd probably err on the side of the
mathematicians, but of course they're going to say that I don't fucking know.
It's yeah.
I seem to go deep.
I was like, God, this is too much for me.
I don't need this on a Monday morning.
Yeah.
When it started right away, he was like, what's your first memory and robins? I don't I don't know
He's like mine was falling. I woke up in my mother's
Boom. Oh, yeah, check, please. Yeah, I don't need this on a Monday right now. Well, that's like Tucker Carlson. I was talking about
you know supernatural forces and and and you know and UFOs,
and I was like, I don't know what we're doing here.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I don't know what's going on.
There's a lot of this conspiracy talk
that I just find to be very irresponsible to.
The thing that's tough with the conspiracies,
a lot of it was true.
Like some of it's true,
the problem is when one of them's true,
it's like, oh God, because then they're gonna harp on that, and then it gives it, it's like that the promise when one of them's true, it's like oh god Cuz then they're gonna harp on that. Yeah, and then it gives it
It's like with the diddy stuff you hear one thing then when you finally see one true thing like alright
Well, the rest of it's probably fucking true as well. So who knows?
Well, I also think that a lot of times like when they talk about gain-of-function research
None of us know what we're talking about. I say that, I can tell you what it is.
I don't know what I'm talking about,
cause I'm not a doctor scientist.
I don't either.
And we all like, oh, they were doing gain of function
research, hey you, you've never been in a lab.
You don't know anything.
I say, I'm just saying words.
I do this too.
I say, I talk about the mRNA vaccine.
I don't know anything.
There are people that do,
cause they're real scientists.
But the problem is you can't just trust the scientists
though, cause even from Fauci, remember we were told,
oh, it came from somebody eating bat soup.
Yep.
That's what the scientists, the professionals told us.
We're told to believe that.
Now Fauci's on record coming out saying,
yeah, that wasn't true.
That's right.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
That's the problem. So what I think, and then we're stuck in this. So then when we go, Now we wasn't true. That's right. That's right. That's exactly right. That's the problem.
So that's the problem.
And then we're stuck in this.
So then when we go.
Now we don't know who to talk to.
No, that's the problem.
Because like, all right, well, who do we believe?
Right.
Because now Fauci's saying, told us one thing,
then clearly he lied.
And then Tucker Carlson's saying this one thing,
I don't know, but we know this guy's lying.
Yeah.
So then we don't know who to believe.
So it gets real murky.
It's like R.F.K. on Rogan.
He's talking about vaccines. Then I hear him start talking about 5g and
brain tumors and I'm like, oh fuck. And then Rogan goes, how do you know about this? He
goes, well, this isn't my expertise. I'm like, but you're defending somebody in a court case
about it. So what are you fucking talking about? Where are we going here with all this?
Like where are we going? You know, that's my thing.
But I think it's okay. But I think it's okay to go, all right, JF, RFK Jr. when it comes to vaccines,
knows his shit, has his black belt in vaccines.
I'm gonna listen to him on that.
When he's talking about 5G, probably not.
So it's okay for him to have opinions on things.
Well, I-
It's up to you to go, all right, I'm all in.
Yeah, I think the scientific community needs people to get on those podcasts and debate
someone like RFK and say, hey, I'm a scientist.
I always say this, there's a lot of fake kung fu going on.
So you're a fucking, you are a-
Just like you always say that, I always say there's a lot of fake kung fu going on both
sides.
That's the problem. That's the problem.
That's the problem.
I would say that the way the government handled the COVID thing, the way Fauci handled the
COVID thing was destroyed the credibility of certain institutions.
We have no faith in the system.
Right.
Because they lied to us.
Straight up lied to us.
Because if they didn't lie, they certainly had enough arrogance to say that they knew
what they were talking about.
Oh no, they lied.
Straight up lied. They lied.
Yeah.
And also you kept children in masks.
You did all this stuff and you were a bunch of faceless bureaucrats.
And now you want us to believe.
Now there are a lot of theories.
There are a lot of conspiracy theories that are interesting.
It could be that Fauci also works for the Department of Defense.
It could be that whatever they were doing with this Wuhan virus through Chinese scientists was getting around certain regulations to come up with
Biochemical weapons and all that I don't know. I've heard that too either way
Either way either way either way you lied to us you lied to us so we can't trust you. Yeah
And white Fauci, he gained monetary value from it. So, okay that guy's out
I don't believe a fucking word that guy says terrible person. Okay
So it's like when you have the scientists lying to you and then you know famous people might have also happened the
virus that they're working on or sponsoring gets leaked and
Everybody's like holy shit. What happened a global pandemic?
Nothing to see here.
No, it couldn't come from a lab, because if you
look at the sequences, it's connected
to a wet market and a bat.
Because a lot of these viruses do mutate from birds,
from bats.
So how could this not be?
Like, MERS came from a bat, then to a camel, to a human.
Look, SARS came from a bat, to a bird, a human. Look SARS came from a bat to a bird to a human.
You know, hey same thing.
And all of a sudden everybody goes, excuse me, I'm also a scientist and these sequences
look like, no, this looks manmade for the X, Y and Z reasons.
No, no, no.
Well, no, no, hold on.
Hey, kill his account.
Kill his account.
Yeah, certain scientists did that.
Nope, you're banned from YouTube.
You're banned from everything.
You're banned. You're out. Because what happens? Now you have lateral cooperation. Nope, you're banned from YouTube. You're banned from everything. You're banned.
You're out.
Because what happens?
Now you have lateral cooperation.
Yeah, you have lateral cooperation with the tech companies and with the government.
But what are you so scared of?
Okay, so let's say they did that.
Okay, then it comes the vaccines.
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Now what? So you lied there. Now you're lying with the vaccines. Now you're doubling down on the
vaccines. Well, even though even though we have research now that shows how bad they've been.
Well, I would be careful also about that because the vaccine, which was given to 3 billion
people overall, if you look at its safety record over 3 billion, look at the metadata,
there are a lot of people that look at this stuff.
Did the vaccine save lives?
Did the vaccine keep the most vulnerable safe?
Probably.
I'm not going to say it didn't.
I don't know enough about this stuff, but that would seem to be the case.
Once that happened, they rolled it out, the restrictions were lifted. Right. But without any long-term research on it.
So now we look at the side effects of it. That was also like, let's get this thing,
Trump said, let's get this thing rolled out. Now remember, he did and then what did the
Trump did Operation Warp Speed. And what did the liberal media say? I'd never take that.
How dare you, I'd never take that. Then they start taking it. So there's lying all over isn't there?
And the left has to bear responsibility.
So all they're doing is feeding the conspiracy theorists
and when people go, this is ridiculous,
you guys listen, it's like, okay, who should we listen to?
Who should we trust?
Show us one news outlet we should trust, go.
By the way, if you don't take it, you're fired. If you don't take it, you don't go to a restaurant.
If you don't take it, we can keep going. So there was a real arrogance.
Oh, and then the email came out about Fauci and the mask, the N95 mask. They don't do
anything. Oh, they do. I lied because I didn't want the hospitals not to have them. Then
research comes out they don't do anything. Yeah. Hopefully government officials and people in power learn from their mistakes.
No, never.
You know?
Never.
Probably not.
No, governments can't government.
The biggest worry is this.
They're all bad people.
I think our biggest threat is this. Our biggest threat is something bad,
really bad happens where a lot of people die and what the government and the,
the populace is so afraid that they give the government our freedoms. They,
they give the government tracking abilities that far supersede what's necessary.
Oh, see, I don't, see, I don't think that, I think people learn from this.
They don't trust government. They're not going to give them a fucking inch.
Now the masses aren't the left. And you know, the weird people are,
their brains are broken still in mass. Even to this day,
they're going to do whatever they tell them to do do and those people are broken and mentally ill, right?
But the majority of America is not gonna put up with it.
Here's the problem I think.
We're actually gonna have a real scare.
Like something with a 99% death rate.
And we're gonna go, you guys are full of shit,
we're not taking it.
And then people are gonna die.
And they're gonna die.
That's the worry.
I don't think that's our biggest problem.
I think the border's our biggest problem.
I think the border's our biggest problem.
All the politicians, they all suck.
They're all narcissists, they're all horrible human beings.
Just politicians in general, you'll be a terrible person,
you're involved with that, all good.
So, depending on how you vote, I don't care left, right?
Who's gonna lock up the fucking border?
Who's gonna do that? This guy, I want that guy. Because who's gonna lock up the fucking border who's gonna do that this guy I want that guy
Cuz then you're talking about the safety of your family your kids like who's gonna make it safest
No left not
Yeah, it's all wild
Yep, and then when you start with RFK, it's like man
I wish you'd have a real, whatever scientists
on or vaccination guide to, to debate him.
He's offered that they won't do it.
He's offered it multiple times.
A lot of those guys are scientists.
A lot of those guys just not confident.
They're just nervous.
They don't, they don't, they don't know they don't speak.
That's why I'm saying they get steamrolled because, because RFK remember he's a politician,
but also he's a lawyer and he's won so many cases. It's hard. It's hard to, you're going to get steamrolled because because RFK remember he's a politician. Yes, but also he's a lawyer and he's won so many cases
It's hard. It's hard to you're gonna get steamrolled. It's like Trump
Yeah, is he does he have the best facts and no he steamrolls you cuz these guys are
Yeah, like a bitch once you're in debate club. It was like Tyson
Because Tyson doesn't come up with generation at trash talks like Tyson Mike Tyson
Yeah, so Mike Tyson, sorry.
And then when Jake Paul's like, I want to kiss you,
you want to kiss me?
I saw you dance when you were 16
and you gave me an erection.
Yeah, that one was like,
I was like, oh.
He got twisted up.
He didn't mean that.
He just means I'm not going to fight you.
I'm going to fuck you.
But like, I guess, yeah.
There's that,
You take it multiple ways.
There's that weird trash talk.
And that sometimes, you know, somebody's used to doing that and
they're comfortable in that arena and you're thrown into that.
It's like, ah, you're going to roast me, I'm going to roast you, you look stupid.
There has to be somebody out there that can do that.
100%.
Yeah, 100%.
We'll see.
There are people out there.
It's all interesting.
Yeah, but what I don't accept are people are like, I'm gonna go with the scientists.
I'm sure as fuck not.
Hell no.
Well, you have to.
I can't.
We have to go with the scientists.
They've let us down too many times.
We have to go with the scientists,
and you have to go, you have to find out
where the truth is, and it's harder, but you can do it.
I don't know how.
You can do it.
There are ways to do it.
I mean, the truth is out there, and you've gotta,
but it does, it takes a lot of investigation. I was talking to Peter Zion. He said, there are the truth is out there and you've got to but it does it takes a lot of
Investigation i was talking to peter zion. He said my twitter feed i've got to figure out what's a bot and what's not it takes me
15 minutes every morning
What's a russian or chinese troll farm and what's fucking but even with your news like when you get on there like when I saw
They said anniston silver versus terry cruz. I'm like this has to be like a fake kind of thing
Yeah, but it was like a fake PR thing to hype up
the Anderson Silva versus Jailstone and boxing match.
So it's like, what's real?
So even if like that P. Diddy video,
my first instinct is like,
oh, this is probably some fake bullshit.
This is some AI thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, I told you, I called Rogan
because he was talking about the new rules
of the Tyson-Jake Paul fight. And I was like, is this you or AI? Yeah, that's right. Well, I told you I called Rogan because he was talking about the new rules of the Tyson
Jake Paul fight and I was like, is this you or AI? Yeah, you don't know. And he goes AI.
I was like, wild. I know, wild.
What is going on? It's wild.
Hey, did you see Conor McGregor is in the new Popeye?
What? Starring with Margot Robbie as Popeye.
Really? No.
Bring that up. That's massive.
Yeah, and starring in it as Popeye the Sailor Man. Really? No. Bring that up. That's massive. Yeah.
And starring in it as Popeye the Sailor Man.
Popeye was an Irish.
Uh, hey.
Is there a Popeye with Connor?
Click on that, Jen.
Man, the internet's quick.
Hold on.
I fell for that too! Hold on.
You're a little stupid, right?
Oh God, I watched the trailer!
Yeah, yeah.
I was going to say, how the fuck?
There's a trailer that I watched!
Of course you did.
Watch this trailer.
Okay, so we can't put this on, obviously, but...
6. seven million views
I'm a happy lad. You're even the one I watched this isn't even a moron. This is not the way it works
This is the only one Brian. This has six point seven million
So it's all AI and the footage is from Roadhouse. No, this is not the one.
Go to the other one.
Go to the other one with six million views.
No, that's not the one.
There's another one I watched.
There's a better one?
Yes, much better.
That's not the one at all.
The other one is outstanding.
Hold on, give me a second.
No, you'll see, you'll see.
You'll be like, oh shit, watch.
Much better trailer.
Pot Boy trailer.
Is there any of those, B? You'll see, you'll be like, oh shit, watch. Much better trailer.
Pop by trailer. Is it any of those be?
Margot Robbie, the one with Margot Robbie.
Where is that?
You wanna type in Margot?
It, you just saw it, it was there.
With, with.
There it is, Margot Robbie.
It's the top one?
Yeah, that's Margot Robbie.
I can just tell the front is fake.
This the one you saw?
Hey there, sailor.
What are you up to today?
Holy shit, dude.
I heard that pirates have hijacked another ship.
Be careful.
I'm getting ready for a new adventure, Olive.
That's a clip from Roadhouse.
Didn't you know you shouldn't mess with Sailor Popeye?
Because he's just strange.
How fake is that? Look at that.
That's alright, B.
You're older though, dude. That's why they do it, man.
That's why they do it.
To make the power of a green leaf, Olive.
Of a green leaf? It's made with the power of a green leaf, olive.
Of a green leaf?
It's Bluto again.
Batista's in it too.
That's a cartoon.
Yep, that's what I saw, sorry buddy.
Well.
I have to leave some of this in,
because it's so.
There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
That's why it worked.
They got Brian Callan.
Good stuff.
That's wild.
Fucking A.
Hell yes. Fuck. It's all right, man.
Never underestimate the power of a green leaf,
and I was like, this sounds like a really tough movie to do.
I don't know, Popeye the Sailor Man.
But I mean, Margot Robbie is Olive.
She looked great.
They'd be everywhere.
Yeah.
It's all right, man.
That's why they do it.
They'll get you, dude.
I see they had that. Did you see that IG thing? Be everywhere It's all right, man, that's why they do it they'll get you dude
Did you see on IG or where
Saw it I was on the news I think and then I was absolutely
Maybe it's YouTube
Alright man, so they do it
No, I don't know what it was. All right, man. So they do it.
Yeah. How many views that have that one had 990 something thousand. So there's a ton of views. Yeah. It's interesting to see, I guess. Yeah. But the other one had 6.7 mil. That's crazy.
You're not alone, right? Yeah. Who knows? No, we know.
I watched on my phone and see that't see that he was from Roadhouse. So bad.
Let's watch this.
Oh, I saw this too.
Indie guys fighting.
NASCAR, baby.
Famous Kyle Busch.
Yeah.
So Kyle Busch apparently like punted Stenhouse like on the second lap and like pushed his
car into the wall.
And then afterward, they caught a little bit
of their interview and they got a little rough and tough.
What the strategy was gonna be but.
Ricky came out and was like, we text all the time.
We talked about, obviously it takes a fast car,
it takes the execution.
Then he gave me a run for my money.
His short run was so fast, my long run was so great.
So I just had to battle him off
and when there's a million dollars on the line, I think all the rules go out the window of
a clean.
So I knew that was coming.
I was trying to maintain that clean air.
That was kind of a weird punch, huh?
The guy like blocked it too.
He's like, whoa.
Yeah.
He wants it more interesting.
I think he went to slap him or something, right?
No, definitely a punch.
And then he just goes, boom.
He blocks it.
Yeah.
Brian, how would you block that?
I think I would block it.
I think I would block it.
I think I would block it.
I think I would block it. I think I would block it. I think I would block it. I think I would block it. I think he wants to slap him or something, right? No, definitely a punch. And then he just goes, boom, he blocks it.
Yeah.
Brian, how would you block that?
Same way.
Same way?
And I'd answer back. I'd catch it and then bang, boom. Who knows?
It makes it interesting for NASCAR, I guess.
Yeah. I mean, F1 is getting a lot of praise right now. You know, NASCAR is kind of falling back.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, F1's getting a lot of praise right now, you know, NASCAR is kind of falling back.
Well, for now, but NASCAR is an American.
That's pretty entrenched.
Here's a good one. Tyreek Hill got juked by a young kid at a youth camp.
And the video is awesome. And he even admitted, like, I thought it was me for a second there.
This has to end. This one of the bottom one. Uh
Probably the bottom one. That's where you got juked, right? Yeah, that's what no
that one
This little white dude, yeah Oh, you're going to take that back? Go, Winnie! Oh!
Wait.
Ugh!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Those kids are going wild, too.
What a moment for that kid, too.
Woo!
Oh!
Oh!
That's so great.
Aw.
Ha ha ha! Little stud. That's so great. Aw. A little stud. Right? That's so great.
That's badass.
It's cute too.
That's so great.
Oh, fun guy.
That's hilarious.
What else you got?
We got another NFL player.
Harrison Butker, punter, kicker for the Chiefs.
Did you see this?
No.
You saw the bye-bye video, but you didn't see the real news?
I didn't see the punter.
You didn't see the punter?
He was doing a grand finale.
He was doing a grand finale.
He was doing a grand finale.
He was doing a grand finale.
He was doing a grand finale.
He was doing a grand finale.
He was doing a grand finale. He was doing a grand finale. He was doing a grand finale. He was doing a Chiefs. Did you see this? No. You saw the Popeye video, but you didn't see the real news?
You didn't see the punter?
He was doing a graduation speech at a Catholic college.
Oh yeah.
I think it's where he graduated from.
Yeah, I saw that.
And the laps all upset.
Yeah, I love that.
But he got arrested?
No.
No, this is Scotty Schaefer.
Oh.
You gotta go to the CNN one.
Okay, I thought you were talking about that. No, he didn't get arrested. No, this is Scotty Schaefer. Oh. You got to go to the CNN one.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were talking about that.
No, he didn't get a receipt.
No, I loved that speech.
That was just like, don't apologize for your masculinity.
There's a place for traditional masculinity.
His jersey.
Number one selling jersey.
Thank you.
For a punter.
Thank you.
No, the masses are going to talk.
Yeah, they're going to talk.
Number one selling jersey.
He's speaking the truth.
And there's, but.
He's speaking the truth that a woman in Connecticut, I'm sorry, a boy in Connecticut just won a
what was it, a national track title running, he's a boy in the girls division, couldn't
compete against the boys, so then just joins the girls and then takes a scholarship away.
So fuck you.
I don't see why people are so mad at this.
It's like he's obviously super religious. He's speaking at a Catholic college,
right? A small Catholic school in Kansas.
Yeah, speaking for men.
I don't know if he's speaking for men, but-
I'm sorry, for traditional masculinity, for things that make America great.
Traditional values, and especially in the Catholic system, it's a Catholic school.
The people that are upset, this isn't for you.
This message, he didn't broadcast this live to all of America and you're forced to watch it.
This is, it's not, I don't get why people can be upset. I like how they think they can take his job,
not happening. Because even the daughter of the owner of the chiefs is like,
we agree with him.
Pete Yeah. And by the way, bringing, like having a husband
and children is a full-time job.
For sure.
It's a great job too.
And the idea that you're gonna be more fulfilled
because you are some high-priced lawyer or an astronaut
is not a given, it's not true.
I'm not saying that women shouldn't be allowed
to do that, of course.
But the idea that they're being told that fulfillment
lies there in more than it lies in being a housewife and a mother
or whatever it might be or a wife.
I'll ask those women like,
Miss Independent, you don't need no men.
Cool, cool, cool.
How's it, and you're 45.
You're the one crying on Twitter
because you don't have kids.
You want Prozac?
You have no purpose, you're single.
And then meanwhile, there's women with masters,
doctorates, doing badass stuff and
I stopped all that to become a mom.
Okay.
Also, his wife signed up for this, what she wanted to do.
If that's what they do and a lot of women do, why do you give a fuck?
Also I'll ask you this.
How many men do you know that, let's say make over $300,000 a year and their wives still
work?
Let's say, let's go make over $300,000 a year and their wives still work.
Let's say, let's go even higher. Do you know anybody that makes $500,000 a year,
a man, of the household
and their wives still work full time?
Less than 2% maybe?
1%?
Again, do your thing for sure.
But if you signed up for it.
Don't shit on tradition.
No, fuck no.
Don't shit on people who are traditional.
No. Fuck you. No. I'm done with this. for it. Don't shit on tradition. No, fuck no. Don't shit on people who are traditional.
No. Fuck you.
No. I'm done with this.
Because it's also a tough ass gig.
Yeah, but what is a man and what is a woman, dude?
It's just a question of like, if I say I'm a woman,
now I'm a woman.
I think this gender ideology is exactly what it is,
an ideology and a lie.
And I think-
See, I think that's something different, they'll be.
So I think there's values and traditions,
and then women rights and women are independent. The transgender thing, that's something different there'll be. So I think there's values and traditions, and then women rights and women are independent.
The transgender thing, that's over here.
Well, traditional feminism is really eating
its own tail now.
Because they, I'm sorry, third and fourth wave feminism
now that's saying that a man,
they brought men into the mix, now men are women,
and enjoy that.
And they're taking women's places
in sports and everything else.
Yeah, but I think with this, it's different.
So I think they're saying like, well, you know,
a woman can't just be a mom and that's not fulfilling
and they can do their own thing.
100% do your thing.
Do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Don't cry to me when you're 45 and whatever,
maybe you own your own house and you have all these,
you know, the cool resume, but you have no children,
you don't have a man, you're single,
and then you're crying to us why you can't get a man
I hate to tell you most guys don't fuck the majority guys don't fuck with that
They want someone to maintain the home. They want a good mom because there's nothing more important than their kids
Again, if you don't subscribe to that all fucking good do your thing
Don't cry about the people that do you can do whatever you want?
Just like him and his wife can do whatever you want. Just like him and
his wife can do whatever they want. Seems like he figured it out. He's at the highest level in
sports. Meanwhile, you're crying your single. You look like a warlock. Can't figure out why
you can't get a man. I remember I knew somebody's successful woman and she was trying to decide if
she was going to become high up in Hollywood or have a family.
And I remember her, I never forget this.
She was doing really well.
And she said, take a look at the women in this
business that run the studios and at the higher
echelons, the women that have all the power.
She goes, just take a look.
And she showed me like, you know how you see the
pictures of the headshots and, and, And she said every single one of them.
Has a wart on their face.
They just, they put on all the weight
and they have no love in their life.
And their love is that corporation, that career.
And it was just, it's a trade-off.
Some people are fine with it.
Yeah, but here's my thing.
Do your thing.
You're gonna.
And I have a daughter and she's like, dad, my goals are not to get married and have kids.
My goal is to be whatever the most badass track athlete in the world. And I don't want
to have a family. Do your thing. But if she's saying, hey, dad, after college, I want to
start a family and be a mom. Do your thing.
Yeah.
Whatever you want to do.
I have a daughter that's definitely more the feminist route and definitely, you know,
thanks TikTok. And, but definitely more in the direction of she wants to be a scientist
straight up, but she's never been different. She's always been an academic and she just
loves science and for real, like takes math voluntarily.
Yeah, but here's the thing. You can do, you can do both. You can be into science and still be a great
mom and do your thing. I dig that watch. Thanks man. I don't notice watches usually. What
is that little Panerai? All right. But yeah, you can do both. I don't get why people give
a fuck. Do whatever you want to do. Well, he's of course he's taking shit because he's
the traditionalist. My question though, is he, is he number one telling Jersey enough
as a punter?
Yeah, I wouldn't wear punish Jersey. Correct. Is he aware that I'll wear that Jersey
Here's the shame is the NFL came out said we do not subscribe to his thoughts and ideas. Those are his we don't you know
That's not we're saying that's an individual
That's a corporate thing, right? Like he the news organizations say that all the time. This is his speech. Bring up NFL statement, Jen.
Charges against it.
This is not him.
No, no, no.
Boy, I tell you what, the NFL can't read the room, can they?
No, you're fucking fan base.
How did the woke stuff go when you went against America
in the flag and taking a knee?
How'd that go for you?
Oh, ratings were down?
Oh, you don't do it anymore?
What happened to the end racism on the back of the helmet that oh that didn't work out oh weird handsome guy yeah
super handsome guy and also he's been doing speeches like this for a hot
second by the way his teammates all support him weird alpha males get down
like this oh weird they're not looking for the equal.
I'm meant by Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Bucker that have drawn the attention now of
the NFL itself. The three times Super Bowl winner gave the commencement address at Benedictine
College. That's a Catholic school in Kansas, he spoke out against abortion called LGBTQ Pride,
a quote, deadly sin.
He's religious as fuck.
And also seemed to dismiss women with career goals.
No, not true.
I think it is you, the women,
who have had the most diabolical lives told to you.
How many of you are sitting here now
about to cross this stage
and are thinking about all the promotions
and titles you are going to get in your career? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that
the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this
world. In a statement the NFL said Bucker gave that speech in his personal capacity and his views
are not those of the NFL as an organization. The speech though did get a standing ovation from some student. That was it. Yeah, NFL just did it.
It's America. America. Everybody's got different opinions. We got America.
I got an idea though. Hey, NFL, why don't you take a poll
of all your top players, all the top alphas.
Oh, and then do a poll of all the owners of the league, the alphas.
Let me know how they feel. The people that run your league, let me know.
Oh, once you do a poll of the head coaches,
the ultimate alpha, do a poll on that.
Yeah, also do a poll on how many of the coaches' wives
are whatever, don't have kids
and are doing their own careers.
Do that for me.
Do you know the hours it takes a head coach to work?
And you think they're gonna hold down?
As long as he's allowed to speak his mind,
and as long as other people are allowed to say bullshit,
and other people are allowed to say hooray,
America's good and fine.
It's when he gets, if something happens to him-
Well, this is my thing.
When you sign a petition for him to lose his job,
hold on, you can disagree with somebody,
and they shouldn't lose their job.
Correct.
That's wild. That's where these scumbags who get these petitions and go after your livelihood,
scumbags, because they can't use their own ideas. They have to silence you
by threatening your livelihood. That's what the left loves to do. They're into reputation
destruction and they can go fuck themselves.
Here's what I think. Oh, that's cute. You think a 200,000 signed petitions, you think the
Kansas City Chiefs are going to kick them off the team? Oh, that's cute.
It's adorable.
Because you know the person reading that probably aligns with him and not your ugly ass.
Also, show me one pretty person who's upset about that. I'll wait. Go ahead.
Show me one dime piece female who's upset about that. I'll wait. Go ahead. Show me one dime piece
female who's upset about that value. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Let's take a little break
because I will say this and you know this. There is never a time you will see
me on this podcast or on stage where I won't have at least something that's
made by True Classic. Is that purple hoodie, True Classic?
This is not.
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Yeah, because you can't have it.
That's why you hate it.
Yeah.
Oh, look, he's got that chick in there.
She's just in there for his money.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, dude, I don't even like, dude, look at that chick's skinny waist, big ass tits.
Oh, disgusting.
I like the fatter ones.
Yeah. No, my favorite.
She's into him for his money, but that's pretty attractive.
Sometimes when guys make a lot of money,
they can be douchebags.
Yeah, it's like the people that hate the thing the most
is cause they can't have it.
So the left, a lot of these gargoyles on the left
who are all in arms about, can you believe he said
a woman can't wait to start a family, have kids?
Yeah, she can't have it.
Is that the same people that were into body positivity,
even though those like those, those super heavy people died.
Yeah.
Like they can never get skinny.
They don't have the discipline.
They just not for them.
So they go, no, we, we got to make this right.
Yeah. Cause you can never have it.
It's the same thing as
to say you can't have the Ferrari.
It's just not worth it.
It's just not for you.
So they want to hate it and make sure nobody can have it.
If we can't play in that sandbox, we want nobody playing in the sandbox. That's just not for you. So they want to hate it and make sure nobody can have it. If we can't play in that sandbox,
we want nobody playing in the sandbox.
That's right.
Just ugly people doing ugly things.
What does she got Jen?
All right.
Number one golfer in the world guys, Scotty Schaeffer.
Schaeffer, sorry my bad,
got arrested on his way to Valhalla to win another major. Wild. Morning of. He gets booked
I think at 5 a.m. Hits the tee at like 10. Yeah. Still made the tee time. Wow.
My favorite was Robert Griffin Jr. the third or whatever the fuck his name is, that one the Heisman.
He was like I have never seen this in the NFL, in any other major sports.
I was like, excuse me, sir,
should we look up the NFL's background?
Have you?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
What was he arrested for?
So earlier in the morning, someone actually got killed
because of the traffic accident.
So the traffic was all backed up.
He had to get to the clubhouse
because he's playing the biggest tournament in golf.
So he went around it, which they told him to do.
And he has a pass that says, hey, let him through.
And the cops stopped him.
Now it's interesting,
they don't have the cops body cam footage, which is weird.
But they say the cop was dragged by his car.
Yeah, but they don't have the footage.
Interesting, interesting.
This guy's won two Masters.
He's a stud, nothing's gonna happen to him.
Yeah.
Nothing.
And I think it's funny, he was,
I mean, he didn't do that great Saturday,
but he shot pretty well on Friday.
Amazing.
In other golf news,
Happy Gilmore, we're getting a second one, guys.
Wow.
I wonder what the plot is.
Take my money.
Here's what I want to know.
Why is Adam doing this?
Why not?
He has so much money.
He doesn't do it for money.
He got to stop a long time to get off his money.
He likes creating.
Happy Gilmore's great.
Yeah?
Fuck, man.
But what are we just talking about?
Isn't this what Hollywood's doing right now?
We're just regurgitating old things.
But this isn't regurgitating.
This is a
Yeah, that's it's a new now if it was a remake of Happy Gilmore without Adam Sandler
Yeah, it's lame, but part two is kind of dope now that they're older
As long as the same crew who you know the same crew cast is involved director when they do it different who knows I
Love this guy. I mean he really doesn't give an F. Adam? Oh yeah. He's the best. He's the greatest. One of my favorites of all time.
I love watching him stand up.
He's just wearing like whatever mix matched
outfit he has on for the day.
Christopher McDonnell is a buddy of mine.
I've worked with him.
You're talking about Shooter McGavin?
He's so great.
I refuse to call him anything but Shooter.
He is such a great guy.
This guy?
Yeah.
I love him.
Hilarious.
I worked with him.
Every take he would do was different and funny.
Every time.
I was just like, you're so fucking good.
Look at that. Yeah, I'm excited for him. I'm excited for him. I'm excited for him. I'm him, hilarious. I worked with him, every take he would do was different and funny.
Every time, I was just like, you're so fucking good.
Yeah, I'm excited for this.
Adam Sand.
As long as they do it right.
Hopefully there's a good script.
Never seen anything like it when he was at the
Mali but Chili cook-off.
Oh, the people following him around?
It was so obnoxious.
He's with his kids and these scumbags
are trying to take pictures with him.
I'm like, guys, can you give him a second, please?
Just give him a fucking minute, but nope.
You can't go anywhere if you're Adam Sandler.
No.
Everybody thinks they're entitled
to put their arm around you and take a picture with you.
He's put out so much product, so much,
I mean, for kids, for my age, like everyone knows him.
So, and so good, he's great.
What else you got, Jen?
I'll have a dance.
So in honor of mental health awareness week,
the UK McDonald's are taking the happy face
off the happy meal boxes.
Just UK?
Yep.
Okay.
I don't really get it.
Me neither.
Basically they're saying, you know,
we understand that all kids deal with their own issues
and not every kid is happy.
So we shouldn't make them feel like they have to be by getting a happy meal.
Well, you're making a big difference, aren't they?
Aren't they making a huge difference?
Aren't they helping out?
So now instead of seeing a smile, I got to see that shit.
You guys are really just gonna see like a frown.
Thanks.
It's just a sad face, but also the sad, the sad meal.
Yeah, they should go out the sad meal because also it's like, hey, we know you're feeling
pretty blue and you're sad about life.
Here's trans fat, a bunch of fries, wash it down with a milkshake.
This will make you feel better.
Yeah.
Because we know that's healthy.
Oh, thank you for doing your part, McDonald's.
Serving one billion people complete fucking junk.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, thanks. But at least you took the smiley face off the happy meal you morons get rid of the toy
So that already fucked my day up like and now you're gonna take a smile off the guy in the boardroom guys
Let's take the smiley face off great idea. That'll make a difference in mental health like get away from me get away from me
You're so dumb. Yeah, no normal person's doing this. The UK.
Canada and the UK have lost their minds.
The US is right behind them.
I watched this...
Dude, I watched this live because on the 405
and the traffic was so bad because they had to shut down the 405 north.
The traffic was so fucking bad.
Dude, she's in a minivan?
This bitch can drive, dude.
This bitch, dude, Grand Theft Auto on steroids.
She straight up looks crazy as shit.
Oh, she looks insane.
This bitch can drive, dude.
Maybe they're trying to help.
This is like Fast and Furious 7.
It's a vehicle kind of moved away.
They're playing pretty 7. Watch this.
That's an Astrovan by the way.
Watch this. Watch this turn.
No.
Look at this.
Say less son.
Boom. Third gear.
Peeling out.
Here comes another one. They are just trying to bring
this thing to a stop. Apparently
it's like you were saying moments ago. This is
not the first time that. Boom.
Say less. Keeps going.
Dude.
Burning out. Look at that donut. See ya.
Drifting. Drifting like Fast and Furious 3. Going dude burning out look at that donut. See ya drifting
Drifting like fast and furious 3 see ya Astro van now imagine. She had a car with handling
Boom
Right. Oh man. I bet it's over say less reverse
Hit that first gear. We're out son
Maneuvering, tight corners.
Now it ends here.
It ends here.
Boom, now it's over.
It's the purpose of that.
And then she jumps on top of the semi.
Innocent, and now that van just collided right there.
Some other passengers getting out of other vehicles
running for cover.
He's unsuspecting drivers again on their way to work
and school drop-offs, things like that this morning.
Yeah, LAPD coming up.
Okay, that person is out of the...
This is at 5 a.m., mind you.
On the roof of the car?
Climbing on top, yep, climbing on top of the car, pointing at the big rig again.
I don't know what that fascination with these big rigs are, but LAPD, now they have this
situation.
You know, you've got injured folks, you have clearly...
LAPD officers, and if this person tries to carjack this big
rig, this is going to end very poorly. That weapon right there, that green laser, that
is less than lethal, that is less than lethal. So, you know, possibly, possibly-
She's acting like she has a gun. Let's go ahead and tase her, huh?
... that suspect into custody right there, but again, what a crazy morning out here on
the 405 freeway that's ending in the Brentwood area in the end
I say LAPD did what they could to bring this to an end
Man or possible that we did see a number of those pit maneuvers
There was no way not in the right mind strips ahead of that vehicle
No any kind of safe manner in a timely manner. She's just not. You can see how this all. I say poor people that are trying to get the work done.
Yeah, also poor her.
God, man, what's up?
She's the victim, poor thing, fuck her.
Well, no, no, no, she's crazy, dude.
Get your shit together.
No, she's.
Yeah, kind of, she hurt innocent people.
No, but she's mentally ill, like the poor girl.
She's not, that's not a person in their right mind.
It's like you gotta, again, it's like Robert Sapolsky saying,
we're gonna look back on this shit and go, oh my God,
she had a, that thing was going on in her brain.
Anybody would be that way.
It's like, it's mental illness.
She's a mental problem.
Yeah, but what should we do?
Well, you do what you do.
So if she killed that guy, what do you do?
So it's like, oh, that lady's crazy, man.
You keep them in, you keep them from society.
If she hurt anyone that we knew, then we would not say a poor thing, right? crazy man you keep them in they keep you keep them from society hurt any of
us that we knew then we would not say poor thing right now if she hurt anyone
that anyone that we loved and cared about if she hurt someone it's not
that's we're talking about objective law we're talking about I suppose that
poor thing no beside the I see I don't look at and go off poor lady not me well
yeah should that's it no I say poor people that were driving to work
innocently and got you know you can have both like I say poor people that were driving to work innocently and got fucked up.
You can have both.
No, you can have both.
If she hit someone that we care about.
Not in her right mind, right?
You can see from her eyes that she's completely...
She's out of it.
Now, hold on. What if she's out of her mind
because she did a bunch of drugs?
There's a difference question. There you go.
She's obviously doing... She has to be. bunch of drugs. There's a difference question. There you go. She's obviously doing, I mean, she has to be.
Clearly on drugs.
Look, it doesn't mean you don't face the consequences, right?
Like you go, either you go to a hospital for the insane or you go to a jail, whatever it
might be.
But either way, something's going to happen.
You're in cuffs and you're going into custody.
She's in trouble. It's hard to
come back from that. That's not a good look. LA though, she'll be out. Yeah, we don't know.
You know? Maybe. Maybe. The point is guys don't do drugs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And
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We've already sold out or almost sold out.
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We sold 501 tickets.
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