The Fighter & The Kid - Power Slap Thiccc | TFATK Ep. 1114

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

Bryan has some words for Delta Airlines, Brendan finally feels the Texas heat, and the guys talk Bryan in the mountains of Utah, what it's like being parents of athlete kids, UFC 319 and Aaro...n Pico having so much talent but too much aggression, which fighter the guys think have the best chance of beating Khamzat Chimaev, current events around the world including Nelly Furtado's new look, Turkish wrestling, Melania Trump suing Hunter Biden for 1 billion dollars and much more!Beam - Beam is giving you up to 30% off for a limited time. Just head to http://shopbeam.com/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER at checkoutHarry’s - Our listeners get Harry’s Trial Set for only $8 + a Free Gift at https://harrys.com/Fighter #HarryspodProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Here we are. First, before I start, I want to give a shout out to Delta Airlines for being terrible and being so much worse than it used to be. Thank you for those smelly bathrooms always,
Starting point is 00:00:18 and thank you for always being delayed. I don't know. You know, I don't even like to go in the paint on an airline. So what are you going to do? It's like a bus service, and they have so much to do all the time. it's it's it's they're dealing with airports maybe so what are you going to do what do you do not fly delta i'll get so i'll get okay i'll no i i'm a platinum member so what i do is i don't care i text him and i get points but it's like you guys made me so late and then we sat on the tarmac but is that
Starting point is 00:00:45 the airport for all and it doesn't matter does it because you just shit happens it should be worse could be worse could be worse you know what doesn't help you know what really doesn't help your wife could be worse you know that saying i know there's no there's no there's no there's No, there's nothing worse. I know he's supposed to be thankful, and you should be thankful. But when you're going through stress, whatever it might be, and somebody goes, you know, you could be in Gaza. Yeah, I know, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:12 My mother loves this to me. And it's like, there's nothing worse. Now I'm more depressed because I'm depressed that there are people suffering more, like, way far more. But also that didn't help anything. And it also makes me, you piss me off that I'm being a bitch. Well, as the therapist is tell you, the worst thing that happened to you is the worst thing to happen to you.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yeah. Fuck, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I could be in Ukraine or Gaza. But I'm not. Yeah. So today. And it doesn't help to remind me that other people are miserable even more than I am by far.
Starting point is 00:01:38 None of it helps. No. No. But those bathrooms at the airport, whatever it is, the guys are just like, I'm at the airport. I'm going to shit everywhere. Oh, guess what? Do you mind if I write my name is shit on the wall? Yeah, what is that?
Starting point is 00:01:50 I don't know. People are a little weird. Oh, I hate when I just, I don't shit at the airport. When I just have to take a piss and you got to walk by all the guys just holding their shit in, waiting for the shitter. God, that's so funny. And there's a line of 15 at all times. Just,
Starting point is 00:02:02 it's just. And they look and they all, for whatever reason, look exactly like the kind of guys that do that. Then you see them, they're like, and they just are, oh, no, no, not ashamed of it. Just. And they sit on the seat and they're just, their clothes are draped over everything. They just, they're generally a walking. You know, those bathrooms are disgusting because you hear. And then there would be peen eggs somewhere here.
Starting point is 00:02:25 And no one laughs. What bothers me What bothers me Is when I'll see a guy Push his clothing against the urinal He pushes everything Everything is touching the urinal His fucking spas
Starting point is 00:02:38 And he's pissing I'm like You are fucking disgusting man Everybody's gross And the guy You know the old guy You know the old guy who just No fucks him just
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh yeah Just lets it go You're like good for you man Yeah man Oh God Get me God out of here Texas I'll admit Texas is a little hot today
Starting point is 00:02:59 the past few days have been hot when it hits a hondo here it gets a little I was in the mountains of Utah let me tell you something it was about 80 85 about 75 75 70 65 at night still clean mountain yeah that's why they got fair fair skin out there man so many wealthy people out there I'm just hanging out with people so much richer than I was my buddy my buddy has a house up there and are you think I'm you can think I'm kidding he's got a house, right? So he, it's nice, except for he has a river running through it. Yeah. So he's got a, he has a river that runs through his house. Oh, through the house? Yeah, through his house. Is it the guy who went at Sundance? Yes. Oh, yeah. Kenny. Yeah, yeah. The best.
Starting point is 00:03:46 owns all the land that they lease the. That place was dope. He's got a river. Yeah, I remember that river. Yeah, you remember that. You were there. I was there. We stayed there. Yeah. We're in Sundance. That's right. Yeah. That's right. How about that house? How big was that? And that guy trying to fight you on the, come on, let's go.
Starting point is 00:04:02 And you're like, please save me. Please, God, dog. Yeah. That was great. That guy was super wealthy too. These guys are balling. It's like they ball and they just hang out and they wear jewelry and they. Yeah, opposite here because for all like the baseball families in the area we live in,
Starting point is 00:04:16 everyone goes, hey, you're going to, I forget the guy's name, Ed? You're going to Ed's, right? I'm like, why would I go to Ed's? I don't know Ed. Yeah. And like, you're going. It's at 330. I'm like, what is it?
Starting point is 00:04:25 they're like, oh, it's like to kick off the season. So I'm like, all right, I guess I'll go. So they take sports very seriously. Oh, it's life. Your sons are nine and five? Five, yeah. And even there it starts. Oh, buddy.
Starting point is 00:04:41 So they go, you got to go to ads. I'm like, okay. Pull up, there's, there's no close parking. It's like a Broncos game. So I park far away. I walk in. He has his house. Like house is cool.
Starting point is 00:04:52 It's old school house, but he redid it. So house is nice. like some mansion and then he just has a huge front yard in the backyards massive and it's right by my son's school massive he built this is sports for you this he's sports dads his he has uh two sons he built a sir he built a baseball field in the back so the kids can practice so it's Shangriva yeah but but again it's not like some ritzy thing it's like he was like nope i want this house with the land because i want my kids to be good at sports they built a baseball full baseball field whole bleachers everything and
Starting point is 00:05:25 And all the kids from their hood from, because Bossi was there, from five to 12, they do a home run derby. And there's like 300 kids. And there's a food truck. There's Pete Terry's food truck. There's ice cream. They're swimming. What a great time. And then the older kids, the high school kids are pitching the young kids.
Starting point is 00:05:43 The one high school kid I'm talking to, he's a junior in high school and already signed with the University of Texas because he throws 99 miles an hour. What? How big is this kid? He came from this. Six-four? Dime piece. Six-four. But you can just tell it's like, he's the man.
Starting point is 00:06:03 You know? Like he was like, yeah, I'm going to. You know what? You're like Joe Burrow quarterback by the time he was in. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:06 it's like varsity blues, but for baseball. And you could just, I was like, ah, I bet that kid's getting his dick sucked, bro. Nonstop.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yeah. How old is he, 18? 18. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Yeah. Handsome, big dude. You don't see a Texas? Yeah. It's going to be... He just goes to school and we go, have you heard of the Longhorns? Very cool. Yeah, I'm going there.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Full ride. Full ride. That's what the dream. Everybody wants. I mean, they're number one in baseball. Throwing nine miles an hour. But it was like Pleasantville. And all the dads there just, it's just different.
Starting point is 00:06:36 It's just all about sports, family, religion. I love that. Oh, it's the best. And the dads are so nice. What if your kids are not athletes like that? Oh, you're not welcome. You can't come in, Brian. Like I'd,
Starting point is 00:06:48 really i would tell so it's only for it's only for athletes you know but all their kids like even if they're not phenomenal athletes here's the other thing they're we live in there's so many former pro athletes i'm one of a handful there's a whole genetic
Starting point is 00:07:07 monsters oh there's this giant black kid around his ass up up his back he's huge and i go how old is that can and i'm not going to say his dad's name and they go you know i go that's his son is you have to go, what grade is in? Fourth, just like a giant great thing.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Fourth grade, picks up the ball. Destined for... That's what you're dealing with. That's what you're dealing with. Wow. And then Tiger and Bossie... Great time for the boys. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:34 And for me, it's fucking awesome, dude. And now Bosby and Tigers start football this week and baseball this week. The team Tigers on some majors team, so it's intense. So they had to have a meeting for the... parents a meeting for the parents about you know just because they call it daddy ball so it's it was just kind of given an overview on what not to do as a dad parent etiquette basically and like and also like hey this is about baseball but it's also what's more important is the relationship with your son yeah like there's been a lot of dads that ruin the relationships over baseball they had a
Starting point is 00:08:10 meeting like this and just like yeah like this is how you should handle it because dads get crazy oh buddy because they didn't this is their chance to be the baseball player they weren't and then also on the team tiger plays for it you know there's a staff i'd say half of them played major ball major leagues the other college coaches oh wow university of texas so that's the training they're getting but these major guys were talking and this one guy talking goes i'm just going this whole daddy ball thing putting the pressure on a kid and yelling at your kid on the way of the car he goes I had that dad and he goes
Starting point is 00:08:44 I made it to the pros but I lost my dad like we don't have a relationship damn he was so I made the MLB and you know he brought me to the cages
Starting point is 00:08:52 and we done all the extra work he goes but we don't even talk now damn he so he lost his dad because dad was so hard on him but he did make it to the majors
Starting point is 00:09:04 the majors the major league baseball player yeah damn you go so if I you know if you could redo it if you could redo it I guess your dad, you'd have your dad and he'd be not a pro baseball player.
Starting point is 00:09:19 No, I'm just saying, and not make all that money. You'd have your dad. I bet the dad's going, oh, I'm sorry. Did you like playing for the Chicago Cubs? He'd be a regular guy. Was I too hard on you, but you played that Wrigley fucking field, you're all-grateful bastard? I don't know. Did dad do his job?
Starting point is 00:09:37 Yeah, like, did dad do his job? Like, did dad do his job like, yay, me? but guess what you made it you made it no what they're the major so welcome yeah you're welcome right like my 10 make some money made some money in the major leases make some money meet your wife right doing that i mean i but if well no but i'm tired but he could have his dad he could yeah and would be working somewhere else you're right we got his dad's like sure okay okay keep talking shit yeah made to the pros hey forgive you a dad call your dad
Starting point is 00:10:15 call your dad but there are crazy dads sure but he did his best his dad yeah maybe but he didn't or like I've seen I know I've seen it personally where the dads are so hard like they're just tearing into the kid where the kid here he knows he messed up on the field and the dad's yelling from the sidelines
Starting point is 00:10:31 from the bleachers and then he's going to tear into him on the way home so you got an hour ride home so the kid just like so it's the guy who's gonna mess up yeah and then when you get in the car, the kid knows, and sometimes it's last days. So you know, because you struck out or you made an air, which are kids, that for the next few days, it's going to be hell at home.
Starting point is 00:10:52 That sucks. That sucks. And I'm trying not to do that. I know, I know, I know. But Serena and Venus Williams' father, I'm glad they made a movie about him because I've always said, that's the unsung hero, who literally came out of nothing, didn't even understand tennis, and figured out a way to read books. and psychologically get his children.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I mean, he created some of the great, the greatest female tennis player of all time and his daughter. And not that the dad's need credit, but like when Freddie Freeman hit that grand slam in the world series. Yeah, and he hugged his dad. Well, no, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:11:26 He got on the mic and goes, this for my dad. Yeah. This for my dad who every night was thrown to me. That's right. Like, so no one talks about it, but the kids who are good, it's, maybe football, soccer, and some stuff is different.
Starting point is 00:11:40 when it comes to baseball, it takes so much work to get good at it. If you don't have a dad who's hands on and spend time with you, it's going to be super tough, especially this day and age, the athletes in baseball are so good. If you don't have that dad doing the extra work, man, it's going to be tough. So when you see, you know, I love tennis and you watch tennis and you see those women and those men, especially the ones from Eastern Europe, like, or Russia, or really almost anywhere. It doesn't matter where. what people don't understand is that those kids go from tournament to
Starting point is 00:12:14 and they live in a van with their father. Their father's their coach. Because they can't afford to have a coach. Their father's their coach for their first 18 years, 20 years, literally, 21 years. And their father, it will be, they literally will live in a van. I'm talking about a Volkswagen van. And they go from thing to thing. No, I knew families in California that the dad worked two jobs, the mom worked two jobs.
Starting point is 00:12:37 the mom worked two jobs just to pay for their kids travel ball and lived in an apartment because the travel ball was so expensive for them that they they they he would work overtime everything just put his son through it and his son was and he spent a ton of time with his son his son was a baller but big gamble he's five six and the wife's five four now so it's it you got now you could say well there's a two vee it's like there is there's one there's the one guy there's one guy that could be your north star yeah but it's it's it's it's it's it's uh and you could just feel the pressure on the kid now he dealt with it well and he's a baller latina and he was a baller but you could just tell yeah like when he had a bad game like
Starting point is 00:13:17 it was like he let down his dad his mom he's a lot of bad games he's a baller but yeah you're like man a certain level i knew a kid who was uh set that way he he was he was destined to be this great tennis and he doesn't talk to his dad and he hates tennis i can't bring it up to him he's like at one point i was i could play with anybody in the world and then i fucking hate it I don't even look at tennis. Yeah, I tell parents all the time that, you know, the little advice I can give is, like, if you want your son to stop playing video games, if he's playing a lot of video games, you want him to stop playing video games?
Starting point is 00:13:49 When he play a video game, sit down next to him and critique everything he does. Go, no, no, no, go left. Go right. What are you doing? And yell at him, and then yell at him for the next two days. He's going to stop playing video games. Same thing with baseball. What do you?
Starting point is 00:14:01 Hands up. What are you doing? Elbow up. Where's your prep step? Like, your kids can be like, fuck this. So do you know, they did a study on this. And they found that the parents are great dads. Yeah, well, the kids that played on, went on to play.
Starting point is 00:14:15 So they were really good as kids, and then went on to be college and pro athletes. They did a study on this. And they found that the best thing a father can do is say the following words. I love to watch you play. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. So a lot of times it's like, he doesn't want to hear critique.
Starting point is 00:14:32 It's like, man, I love watching you play. God. That's why you talk to any coach, like our favorite kids. are the ones that come from parents who were athletes because they know what it's like. And usually they're hands off because they know yelling from the bleachers isn't, it's never helped a kid
Starting point is 00:14:47 in the history of baseball. Right. Ever. Ever. Or it has, right? I mean, no, never. I've never seen that work ever. It just embarrasses it. How do you deal with it? It's hard for you though, right? Because you love it so much. And me and T work very hard at it. So when I see him not doing the things that we're working at, that's when I get mad.
Starting point is 00:15:03 So I take myself out of the equation and that's why I'll watch from right field because you because otherwise can't help it i yell i yell but he can't hear me out there and the parents can't hear me and the parents can't hear me yeah so i just take myself out of the equation let's take a little break b take a little break so the one supplement that's probably been studying more than anything any other supplement on the planet is creatine and i've done my own research on this there are if you're looking for better more power better recovery the ability to push through
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Starting point is 00:17:37 what an amazing thing yeah it's great it's great it's great love it and then I and then I follow the rules we don't talk baseball when you get in the car really if he had a great game or a bad game I'll take and get ice cream yeah but when he first started I would only take and get ice cream if had a good game that's not the way to do it right because then it's all based off his performance all the time right so isn't he's gonna be like okay dad's only happy when I do really well well it's baseball you're not always going to do really well he goes so if he does really bad he's already embarrassed but then he has to worry about coming home with dad and you don't want that none of my kids are going to be pro athletes obviously but the one
Starting point is 00:18:18 thing about my son is that like i explained to my which one's mother my son finn i was like he'll get so much out of the sports regardless like he'll get so much from showing up every day from practicing oh no if you if you're if you're if you're if you're only putting your kid in sports you think he's you can go pro you're doing it crazy you're doing it wrong you do it for the less than one percent or even you play college most i think it's something like 90 percent of kids stop playing baseball at the age of 13 because at 13 it gets super serious yes 13 it gets ramps up another level so most kids quit at 13 yeah yeah already at nine travel well it's pretty fucking serious dude but even the head coach and i love he goes i love daddy ball
Starting point is 00:18:58 because they they ask them they go he's like the head honcho right and he's won all these he's won everything he's like a big deal in texas and they ask him like what do you think of daddy goes i love it i love it you just have to know how to manage it he was now i love it because it means dad's care and they're invested and he was because the coach to make the same money no matter what whether we win four games on a sunday or win one i don't want the coach who goes i don't care i'm getting paid i want the dad's right no i want to be here from eight a m to fucking 10 30 at night and watch my kid play ball he goes so you just have to know how to manage that energy goes,
Starting point is 00:19:33 but that means they're investing. They care about their kid. But baseball requires a different kind of skill. Like you've got to really work at the, no matter how athletic you are. But you can be a wide receiver in the NFL because you're ridiculously athletic, right? I mean.
Starting point is 00:19:46 To a certain point. Right. Like some guys, you're going to get to, not in the NFL, but you're going to get to a certain level where those guys, everyone's just as athletic as you.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah. But then they know the game and you're going to get, you need to know the game. At some point, you're going to have to come along and invest in the game. What I saw with Travis Kelsey, I kept wondering, I was like, why does he keep getting open? Well, it's like, he gets open because he knows exactly how to split those.
Starting point is 00:20:07 His IQ is amazing. He knows how to run around. But then there's guys like Antonio Gates who never played football, ever. And then he played basketball. And they're like, you have good footwork. So wait a minute. He never played football in college? No, never.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Are you kidding? He didn't play football at all. Holy shit. Until he got to the NFL. What? He just went in the Hall of Fame like two, three weeks ago. So he's just going to run out there and catch balls. Now his catching was amazing.
Starting point is 00:20:28 His route running was amazing. His footwork amazing. his blocking was atrocious it was a liability okay yeah he couldn't block with shit huh because he didn't come up with it yeah yeah uh did you watch the ufc fights brend dude i could so that party i was telling you about at my boy ed's house was amazing but i had a this is how much i cared about watching this fight at a timer when the prelim started to go off on my phone because i was only 10 minutes away from the house yeah soon that timer went off and went t bossy we got to go ran to the car rushed home i watched every single fight i was so excited
Starting point is 00:21:04 for this and the card delivered the card delivered the car delivered um michael venom page is just trying to strike with that guy is so unbelievable like good luck yeah the only the only knock on macabana pages he should have went for the finish instead of made him a mistake yeah made a mistake because he almost lost yeah and at this level especially jerry can and never remember he's big dude so you let that guy hang around and then he end up in mountain shit it's like dude you could have finished is there a 42 year old in better shape in history of the the game like 42 years old and just stupid shit fought a heavyweight found it light heavyweight he's the middle weight yeah body the fuck up body the fuck up 42 but Michael Venom page
Starting point is 00:21:47 is Randy Coutor but made a different shit how about your boy Aaron Pico I you know I was so impressed with him I was like damn this kid the new blood just boom body shots coming in wrestling but this wrestling is boxing everything was just unreal way too too aggressive and i was like look at this motherfucker and i told chin on shop show i looked at my wife literally first like 20 30 seconds i went oh is he can get knocked down you mean because he just kept pressing forward i didn't see he's way too aggressive and he and when he was still in the shots his head's like he's like this i didn't see that i didn't see that his chin's over his feet so he's he knows better doesn't he clearly fucking not
Starting point is 00:22:26 But it's also, it's the UFC. So you can get away with that and Bellator and all that stuff. And he was so aggressive. And then you're fighting Jerome Murphy, who's, I'm sorry. What you said? I mean, I mean, yes. You're fighting. Do you watch he's?
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah. He's fighting Murphy, who's on defeat in the UFC has beat some world-class guys. And he said it in the lead-up, he goes, I'm going to, his aggression, he comes out really aggressive. I mean, he's it against him. At a world-class level, they go, oh, you're just going to rush in? Okay. Because I was like, for me, I was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:22:56 He got lucky with that spinning back kick. He didn't. He knew exactly what he was doing. Yeah, of course. He even called it. He's like, I'll use it against him. That's what they do. There's no luck involved in.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Aaron Picos 28 with all that experience, you'd think he'd know. Because remember we watched him and he was so aggressive and he got slept his first time? Yeah, I was working at Mass Square Garden. Remember? And it's like, why so aggressive?
Starting point is 00:23:16 I know. No, this was a fight companion when he got dropped. He got shut off right away. It was one of the first times. The one where he got choked out was Mass Square Garden and I worked it in person in New York.
Starting point is 00:23:25 This is the one where he got punched just slept and you were like why so aggressive right it was this oh probably uh adam borks i don't know but it's like yeah it's probably the adam borks fight because that the other one but damn he looks oh no maybe it was the henry corallis one that's where he got ko punched yeah in one minute yeah that's right yeah we did a yes because we were watching because that was in inglewood yes and then after that they give adam boris who's a beast and then again he gets flying need dude it's like it's but then he went on a tier and he gets with Greg Jackson but
Starting point is 00:24:01 listen the UFC jitters are real that's a real fucking thing MVP talked about it because they go why do you think these Bellator and PFL guys come over and struggle he goes listen I've had three or four fights and I'm still not fighting like I should because it's just so big he goes guys are trying
Starting point is 00:24:16 so hard and they're coming out like in their tents he's like because it's the big show so that's why he was pushing he was like let me get out of this yep oh and you get a guy like fucking Murphy was just who goes fantastic he's a phenomenal athlete what did you think of the main event i it's what i expected um because i think you did say hamzad decision yeah i said well i just said hamzad is going to there's no way that duplicy is going to deal with that wrestling i just saw too much of it i watched him with
Starting point is 00:24:47 everybody and i saw what happened with duplecy and um uh the hell is his name that who's the black guy wrestler he he he he i'm sorry uh brenson yeah yeah jeff brunson my buddy from see you he was he he was these guys were taking him down put him on his back and i said you're dealing with a different level and i i don't i just don't see how like people are saying he's a really good submission fighter your jiu jihitsu is not going to get you out of this problem yeah your jiu jiu jituz right it's not going to get you out of this problem that that problem is that top pressure that problem is that that that that those takedowns did did you enjoy the fight or we kind of like oh this i enjoyed the fuck out of me too i liked it too i enjoyed the fuck people didn't like it because
Starting point is 00:25:30 they they wanted homza to go for the finish but the thing about ddp i when he would go back to scoring he's like don't worry i got it i don't it something's going to happen and i was like i believe him well he's he's amazing like he gets put in that crucifix and somehow survives it by burying his head and like he is as rugged as it gets but caught up to him physics is physics doesn't care about how rugged you are doesn't care technique doesn't care the physics yeah yeah the the the technique and he said it he goes it wasn't his strength it's his it's his incredible technique and especially when you told me you you you saw him wrestling with you saw him playing with world-class motherfuckers and i and i didn't want to glaze him too hard and be on his
Starting point is 00:26:09 nuts but i was like because i've been you said you'd not seen anything like that since john jones i haven't seen john jones do that i'm telling you i didn't want to glaze him too much but i was I walked away and being like, hold, I called Rogan. I was like, dude, this fucking guy is a monster. Rowling's like, I know, I'm like, you don't. Yeah. This dude is as good as advertised, if not more. It's fucking scary.
Starting point is 00:26:34 So now what's going to happen, here's my, my prediction. Everybody in the 185 pound weight class is going to hire Russian wrestling coaches and say, I need to learn how to stand up against this guy. and escape. You can't. There's nothing you can do. Maybe not, right? It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:26:53 There's not enough hours. Like, DDP will never be champion again. He'll never be able to get a Russian, like a couple of Russian wrestlers in there. Doesn't matter. He's too old for it. He's too old. Really? Nobody can learn the, the concept to beat.
Starting point is 00:27:03 You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can. You can have your skill set.
Starting point is 00:27:07 You're sending your ways. And I think this, I think DDP surviving 25 minutes is going to age so well over time because I don't think these contenders coming up. I agree. The only reason. DDP didn't get finished is because he had good defense with the submission and he didn't create a lot of opportunity for Hamzot. These other kids
Starting point is 00:27:26 well, these other guys, well, Fluffy Hernandez, well, Fluffy will create those transitions where Hamzot will capitalize. And Derritter also, they're talking about Derr, I'm like, Derrida's great with his jiu-jitsu and stuff when he's on the top, bottom, great, good luck. I think RDR's the easiest fight for him. Really? Rogan thinks it's toughest because his guard,
Starting point is 00:27:43 this is why I think people are mistaken. You think that Hamzot is going to come up with the same game plan against RDR as he does DDP. He's going to be like, oh, no, no, watch this. And he's going to fucking knock him out. Probably. He's going to knock him out. Probably.
Starting point is 00:27:57 See what he did his jury. Yeah. His striking is horrific. With all due respect to. It's not good. No. Like, you see what he did to Merchard? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:05 There's no takedowns. No. He faked it and boom straight right. Hems has got hepper the fuck at him. But I also would say to this, like, Jiu Jitsu is amazing and it's very important. When you had that level of wrestling and you are, you, and when you're on your back, no matter what your jiu-jitsu is, the, the advantage is always
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Starting point is 00:30:26 and stay in his guard for 25 minutes, I'm like, he's a shot. I still don't think he wins, but he has a shot. He has to throw a hell Mary, hope he catch it. Hopefully, Hamzot leaves a limb out or something like that, but he has more of a shot than DDP. He's going to end up on his back, and Conzot will be inside control. He's end up looking at the ceiling. He's going to end up knocked out.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I agree. I think RDR is his easiest fight. And I'm a huge RDR fan. I just, I don't know who's going to be Hansa. His stand-up has got that knee and that's it. He's long, yeah, is that knee against Bone-Nacle.
Starting point is 00:30:53 But Comzat's not hearing a peep out of him. I agree that he's going to punch it. And, you know, yeah. Yeah. I mean. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:31:00 I just, I don't see anybody beating Hamzai. Unless he makes a mistake and they catch him with a flying knee or some random spinning back elbow. But if it's just, if he's smart and calculated about it, I just,
Starting point is 00:31:12 I don't see anybody beat him. No. I'd love to see a rest. wrestling match between Kamzat and Bo Nickel, yeah. But I still... If Bo Nickel would change his approach of the game and use his wrestling like Hamzot does, now
Starting point is 00:31:26 we're cooking. He might be trying to, he might have been, I'm sure he watched that fight, I'm sure he took note. How his team doesn't look around and go, should we still hit Mitz? No! No! No, dude, there's not enough hours in the day for you to catch up striking-wise with the rest of the division. Fucking, be John Fitch, fucking wrestle these guys and get the wins and
Starting point is 00:31:45 get 10 wins grind that shit out that's it dude and if you find a submission great if we're winning fucking fights problem is fuck you're striking problem is that he he there are guys that like derritter that can stop his takedowns knee him to kingdom come and just punch the shit out of him you know what I'm saying it drives me nuts yeah drives me nuts yeah the card was good I mean die for the ankles just get grab just grab that fucking bad the back of that knee and take him down yeah what I don't you see is bow nickel in a striking war? No.
Starting point is 00:32:17 What are you doing? No, I don't know. No way. No. It's painful to watch. Yeah. They're just staring down the wrong road. DDP's team in the corner, were you listening?
Starting point is 00:32:29 They're just like, I don't know. Well, they don't, yeah. I mean, I can't talk. Because DDP, his main attribute, his main skill is he's really big and really tough. That's right. And I'm sure in the gym. And a hell of a submission wrestler. He's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:32:45 good pretty good pretty good but again his main thing is being this big tough dude well when and and cardio sure well but when big and yeah exactly but when big and tough isn't pain like when in the fight they kind of should go i don't know comes out doesn't care about your big and tough what he doesn't care he's going to grab you about the small of the leg because you know that's my area that's where i live so i live so i recognize it and you're so big you grab my here it's fine We've done this before, but I want to remind you because I've been training so hard. You're like Hamza, dude. You're like an old gray Hansa.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Well, first of all. Oh, dude, you got a new nickname, the Grey Woff. Yeah. Now, I come here. Where the tear drops out? I never come here now. Where the tear drops that? I don't want any of this.
Starting point is 00:33:33 You don't want this. Yeah. I don't want any of this. Nope. But I love this. Yep. I love this. Right below the kneecap.
Starting point is 00:33:41 And I love getting my head wet right there. right there and I drive and your knee buckles because you're only one man yep right yeah man yep right and then what do we get you with a back injury
Starting point is 00:33:59 your back blown out no look am I going to your ankles oh okay am I grabbing the top of your foot yeah so that's where I'm the old gray wuff I am so as strong as you are I'm always on the out.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Don't let me on the outside. You'll let me on the outside. This whole area is right where I'm there. Touch me, dude. Well, it's where I live. All right. Let's get back to the podcast. Let's get back to the podcast.
Starting point is 00:34:32 The old gray wolf. The old gray wolf. He's got some tricky boos in his sleeve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Is there anyone in the, the 85 pound division that that that that that you can see is there anybody at 205 what
Starting point is 00:34:53 comes out's going to go to 205 uh i think eventually he has a lot of work to do because he just became champ hopefully he's an active champ that's no one knocked on him he's not active enough so and that's why i love ddp because he's active so hopefully he's an active champ but he would have to fight stricklin um okay i don't maybe is he already all Barallio, Fluffy, you know, he'd have to take out those guys. And if he can clear out five to six guys, then he could go to 205. I mean, if he's dominant as hell at 85. And Clyde's going to be a problem.
Starting point is 00:35:29 They'll give him now, Kaliath. Uncle Yves, striking. You know, I rewatch that. Don't sleep on his fucking striking. The striking is not bad. Wow. And if he can counter Hamzot's wrestling. Which he probably has a very good chance of.
Starting point is 00:35:43 A better chance. I don't think so, but a better chance. A big strong guy. Yeah. But who is used to that system, who has seen a lot of those looks, right? He's familiar with it. Right. So that's an interesting.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I think Hamzai beats up Yeri. I think he beats up Carlos Oldberg. I don't know what they do against his wrestling. Yeah. He takes them down. John would be interesting. Jamal Hillie beats. Rakik, interesting.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Donald Grazy beats. He's got big boys, by the way, at 85, 205. They're big boys. it's a significant size difference yeah yeah he could do it though yeah he could do it it's too early to say he just came middleweight champ i'm a little too that's nothing that's the casual take like oh let's have him jump there's like whoa whoa yeah he has so much work to do at 85 he just got the belt we're talking about well well and weight classes yeah the fight would be if he could make 70 again and fight machachev stop now we're cooking stop it now we're cooking no that's kind of crazy
Starting point is 00:36:43 Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. 70's tough for him, but he fought it 70 before. It's really hard for him. But Islam versus Hamz hot? Interesting. I'd love to see him at a break, make it at 80. Islam has no problem at 80. You're talking about that bullshit right now?
Starting point is 00:37:01 Why? Catch weight. Well, they don't do that, right? You're talking about bullshit right now? I look at the phone. Hey, is this casual podcast? I'm just saying, bro. Why not 80, bro?
Starting point is 00:37:11 Take it easy. Dude, Collar and him at 75. We can't get, we can't get, we can't get, if you start making up divisions, if you're going to start making up divisions, fuck my face. I'm adding a new division. This never happening. But I can't have comms out sucking down 70. It's too much weight.
Starting point is 00:37:24 He's done before. He missed weight, actually, at 70. No, he's made 70 before. I think he's made 70 before. He's made 70 before. Has he? Yeah. See if he had.
Starting point is 00:37:31 He was there for a while. Yeah. I feel like he. He came in the UFC of 70, bud. Yeah. His fights that were taking place over during COVID. Look at it. I suck.
Starting point is 00:37:41 That is. I know he, I know he wrestled 70, but wasn't he over twice? So he fought, um, was it wasn't the light as he was 176, I feel like, because I think for the Usman fight, he was 176 at weigh in. Um, well, he made, Gilbert Burns, right? Yeah. That was at 170. He made 170 for Gilbert. I think he missed weight there.
Starting point is 00:38:05 No, he didn't. And he, they did a catch weight with Kevin Holland. No, I think he did. No, because look, He fought Gilbert Burns at 170, he made 170, and he fought your boy, The Leach, at 70. Yeah, because it would say middleweight bout. So he fought Gerald Merchart where he starched him in 17 seconds. Then he fought shortly after in October, back to Welterweight, the Leach.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Then he fought Gilbert Burns. And then he had to do a catchweight against Kevin Holland. And then he went back to middleweight for good against Kamar Usman. That's what I'm saying. I just said catch weight. Why you got to be... No, he made... But he made welterweight isn't the point.
Starting point is 00:38:47 I know, but let's have him at a catch weight. No, no, no, no. The only reason he catch weight is because he missed the weight by so much. Remember that? They're supposed to give him Nick Diaz. I'm sorry, Nate Diaz. Yeah, oh my God. Nate Diaz tweet out, can't fight.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I don't blame him. Okay. Nate Diaz will fight anybody. But, like, why? It's like, fucking wrest some wrestler like that. and I Nate Diaz has nothing to prove it's like no
Starting point is 00:39:14 yeah that wouldn't be God different weight class just a bigger man everything you know but God yeah I don't know yeah I just
Starting point is 00:39:24 I just don't see Hamzot losing for a long long time because you got to solve that that puzzle that wrestling puzzle and I don't know if anybody can the answer is no you're gonna have to catch him and your odds of doing that
Starting point is 00:39:33 aren't great so he's just going to rain champ for a long time but he could get caught there's that absolutely same with Corey Sandahagan And it's like he's fighting Marab. Again, Marab's only going to lose if he gets caught. Flying knee, flying elbow, some...
Starting point is 00:39:45 Ankle, uh, uh, lock. Maybe. He'll hook, whatever. Maybe catch him and something like that, but Maraub trains for that, you know? But you don't have to catch him with something that he can't expect, like a flying knee. Like something random has to happen for those guys to lose. Right. So again, your odds are 1%, you know?
Starting point is 00:40:03 So it can happen. Give him more than that. 1%. No, no, come on. You got to give Corey more. I don't like that. Don't say that. Oh, no, Corey's my boy.
Starting point is 00:40:11 It's an A-town hero. I know it's not even about whether he's your boy or not. Sanhagen's got a... Five percent. No, I got to give him higher than that. To beat Maraup? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Have you seen the odds? What are the odds? He's a big underdog. I think he's a plus 600? God, that's disrespectful. Well, it's a nightmare. But again, out of anyone to do it, I like his chances better than sugars. I like his chances better than Aljo.
Starting point is 00:40:39 any of these guys yes uh okay plus three plus plus three 10 yeah all right now i'm going for core i'm going to be very clear i'm going room for core that's my guy but very tough fight but if anybody's going to do it's going to be cori yeah because he has those hell marries you can pull out of his bad striking on great striking great knees great punches great on the ground um I mean, remember, he gave Marab, I mean, Mangamadoff fits for a long time. He kept giving up his back there, man. That was weird. Maraub will capitalize on that if you do that.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. Well, it's all interesting. What do you got, Chin? Current events. Did you watch the fights, Chin? Of course. I actually met up with, this is like the first time I actually went out since I moved here in Austin. Holy shit, you left the house?
Starting point is 00:41:34 I left the house and went to a place called Menchaca. Have you heard of that? Nah, man. Manchaka. It's a sports bar, and I met up with our old Showtime guy, Daniel, that half... Oh, yeah, is he, he's out here? Who's he working for? Dude, he works for, like, a beverage company now.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Like, he just, like, completely different. Good for him. And he's happy, so that's good. That's good. So it's just you and him? Yeah. Mandate. Dude, we're watching fights, man.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Yeah, that's a mandate, though. Mandate. She guys have some wings and beer? I didn't eat, but I had a couple of sips, yeah. All right. All right, you fuck. What? What?
Starting point is 00:42:08 nothing nothing mandate mandate it's funny because mandate it's another word too but what did you say because mandate's a different word as well oh yeah yeah so it's funny uh shakari
Starting point is 00:42:24 shakari richardsson was caught at the airport domestic would beat pretty much beating up her boyfriend pushing him into like the wall and this is at LAX and she was arrested
Starting point is 00:42:36 so if she's doing this in public No, this is Seattle. Seattle, Tacoma. So if you're doing this in public, I bet indoors, she beats the shit out of them. Tough one. And he's also a- You've seen her, right? Oh, yeah. She's phenomenal athlete.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Phenomenal. So there, she's right there going where you go. The airport is frustrating. I get it. People are shit in those bathrooms, pee in everywhere. Oh, no. And she's calling him a coward? He might, yeah, she's.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Oh. He's just kind of walking away, and then she just keeps it. It's all you can do. It's all you can do. That's all a man can do This is in public This is in front of security Everything
Starting point is 00:43:11 Oh she's a handful She's in his Fafaf face She's on him like glue dude You know She's like Marab right now She's got him up against it Damn
Starting point is 00:43:22 But what do you If you're that guy What do you You're not gonna push her in public Can't do a damn thing I mean you wouldn't push her anyway She's like You get away from her
Starting point is 00:43:28 Oh yeah Sometimes she might be like You can give her a beer hug Okay stop pushing me Well you know This is the thing like that that is that him yeah he's a sprinter there are there are uh there are a lot of cases where women will beat on men for a long time she said that the the argument all stem from lies
Starting point is 00:43:49 Coleman had told her sorry she said it came from a lot he was lying about them but then she said she didn't touch him which is obviously well case we have video girl well it sounds like there's just but also that looks like a jealousy thing okay yeah She didn't suck them in the face. You shouldn't be touching people, but, you know, it's one of those passionate relationships. I don't know if they're good now. Even their kids will be fast?
Starting point is 00:44:19 The fastest kids in the world. Are they going to be part of the crowd over there? With me? Yeah, with you guys. I think so. Remember this interview with a Hunter Biden, that guy, Andrew Callahan, Channel 5 News. so apparently Melania Trump has threatened to sue them or sue Hunter Biden for
Starting point is 00:44:39 she's such a classy woman for over a billion dollars Melania Trump is a very classy woman okay but because of you know defamation and whatever so I'll just play this clip for you she threatens to sue what's her apologize yeah well there's no evidence that Malania Trump like this rumor that that's where yeah that's the reason why it's just people love to say it and I'm sorry I even brought I even brought it up on the podcast because I felt easy. I heard it from you. She's a classy woman. Yeah. Hey, I heard it from
Starting point is 00:45:08 you before anybody. No, but it was out there. It was like, oh, the reason, you know, and I'm like, but it came out that that was a rumor. They said that she met Trump through. It's a nice, it's a delicious rumor people love to, but. It's a good one. Like she didn't need, Melania Trump didn't need to do any of that shit. She's one of those women when she was younger and even still
Starting point is 00:45:30 now who was so beautiful. You'd be like, oh my God, like, she had the world. You'd be like, oh, my God, get to my island. I mean, that's a hot she's. I'll get out of your mind. You don't think the richest people in the world get hotter chicks and her. Riches people in the world? Riches people in the world.
Starting point is 00:45:44 She's very attractive. Buddy, that island, I'm sure they had the prima of Primo. And she was a prima. I don't know. I am not. She is, according to Hunter Biden, good chance she's there. She's willing to put her money where her mouth is. That says a lot.
Starting point is 00:45:59 God, what is it? But she just wants an apology. Yeah. Yeah. Lossing time. In my hand is a legal demand letter addressed to Mr. Hunter Biden from the First Lady of the United States. Demanding a retraction of Channel 5's video called Hunter Biden Returns, in which Mr. Biden here makes some speculative comments about the relationship between Jeffrey Epstein.
Starting point is 00:46:21 He got his daddy's money, though. He's like, bring you, bitch. Okay. Well, they knew each other well. They spent an enormous time together. According to his biographer, is that Jeffrey Epstein introduced Melania. That's how Melania and the first lady and the president. I met. Really? Epstein made the intro. Yeah, according to Michael Wolfe. And so I only can go by what people
Starting point is 00:46:40 are saying, and I don't know. What people are saying out of nowhere. They come from another journalist named Michael Wolfe, who is a biographer that actually spoke to Jeffrey Epstein. But now here we are. And I've got a billion dollar document in my hands because Mrs. Trump is seeking one billion dollars in damages if we don't take the video down. And if Hunter here doesn't issue a formal apology to Mrs. Trump. So now we're here maybe to give you the platform to apologize to the first lady
Starting point is 00:47:08 for your statements that you made about her possible connection to Jeffrey Epstein. Fuck that. That's not going to happen. Yeah, he's not going to do it. He was the backing of his fucking dad. Well, he was echoing
Starting point is 00:47:24 what someone else said, right? Yeah, but you can't do that in a public interview. This gets millions, a million. of views you can you can um so so here's how it goes for for a defamation case you have to prove malice and what hunter biden is saying is i was just saying what other people oh he's saying i'm just saying what i heard that's what he's saying he goes i didn't originate the story yeah so if they so if he so if you you go to court and he said well i heard that jeffre epstein had you know introduced jeffre epstein knew a lot of people a lot of women beautiful women and everything else not all of them
Starting point is 00:47:59 were hookers, you know. But he ran with a very rich crowd. So he might have met her. And there were pictures of them together. So that'd be a really hard case. The other thing is, too, let's say they did meet at the island. I don't think the island every single party was horrors and rich guys. Like it could have been like a public party with a lot of things. People and they had little kids there. Yes. There's also that. I think they had a kind of a smorgasbord of all that. Maybe they met there, that's not, that doesn't mean that she was part of this drug prostitute ring.
Starting point is 00:48:34 And they for sure met there. Right? That's what I heard. No. What else get you? Who knows? Let's do. I mean, if they met there, it's like Lady and the tramp, baby. You know? This video kind of went viral. This is a guy throwing a sandwich at a...
Starting point is 00:48:53 This is so funny. You saw this already? I haven't seen it. So, so... but then I'll get into the more details afterwards. So it says Sean Dunn, who used a subway sandwich, those are missiles. Subway sandwich is a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of D.C. earlier this week has been charged with felony. So do you know what's going on in D.C.? Is it a tuna?
Starting point is 00:49:13 Do you know what's going on in D.C.? Yeah. So Trump has just tired of driving to the White House and seeing homeless encampments. Also, just so everybody knows. I lived in D.C. when it was the murder capital of the world. And when they talk about D.C.'s crime wave is lowest. Lowest has been in 30 years. 30 years ago, you dummies, you dummies, it was the murder capital of the world.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Okay? So I will tell you this. When you go to D.C., they lock up the toothpaste in the Walgreens. Hey, bro? I'm listening. I just got breaking news. What? No, keep going
Starting point is 00:49:57 I got breaking news The toothpaste in D.C. Dude, no, I'm listening Breaking news I had the mayor from D.C. text me I love that Brian called you out on this This is perfect Hey bro
Starting point is 00:50:08 I'm sorry, man It's a lay pot I get shit going on with the family Jake, keep going I keep going Holy shit I mean I'm in the middle of the story
Starting point is 00:50:18 You know What fuck is going on of it? I thought Jim was on a single shot You know? oh man I guess he should be but uh keep going
Starting point is 00:50:31 I get it but it's like DC's a shithole right now and uh he was like and he's like I don't want to deal with this anymore it's my city so no
Starting point is 00:50:39 um you guys are you know I'm going to take this over because the police are hemmed in by the you know city council probably and all this stuff so and I believe he is constitutionally within his right in D.C. to do this.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Let me see the video Chin? Is it a six-inch meatball? It looked pretty big. It's hot. Those come out. And you get some white guy
Starting point is 00:51:00 who probably, I mean, just judging by the way he dresses. I like the way he's dressed, but he's, he looks like he's probably not taking a lot of punches to the face. Looks like he's been pretty comfortable
Starting point is 00:51:09 in his life. Boom. Look at a way he runs. Look at the way he runs. Look at the way he runs. That what? You. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Wait, did he get arrested after this? Yes. And by the way, he also got fired from his job. And guess what his job was? What? He's an attorney for the Department of Justice. Yeah, so just everybody knows. Is he drunk?
Starting point is 00:51:36 No, let me just say this. This is an exact example of an asshole, this generation that's never been punched in the face. I would never do that to cops. If I saw a bunch of cops, forget, even if I didn't like them, and I saw a bunch of cops like that, dressed up like that. I I that is you got to know that you're going to take a fucking beaten and should when you get that car when he in the paddy wagon the boys you know it's like but I just would never do that I'm not going to go fuck you unless I'm really willing to take I'm less Americans wouldn't yeah unless you're willing to really fight and then you're going to throw a sandwich at the guy also
Starting point is 00:52:11 those guys are just doing their jobs they might not agree with it but they're just doing their jobs I'm a fascist yeah they don't know what fascism is you fucking dummy you live in America you privileged American. So he got fired from his job first? Yeah, after that. His girl dump him through her, man? I don't know. Follow up on the story, bro. So he got, he got fired. Yeah. He was an attorney, a trial attorney. Wow. Thrown a sandwich at a federal agent. He must have been drunk, though, you know, he's got, he had, you would assume. Yeah, maybe. But the other thing is, too, is, Dick. Do you think throwing that sandwich was going to change the policies? Let's take a little break. this podcast is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.
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Starting point is 00:53:27 no and he doesn't look for you athletic no no and I got fired from his job he's probably like god god damn it yeah that's what happened he's going to have to leave dc you know what it is it's spoiled behavior there are other ways to voice your opposition in this country and you should voice your opposition if you have a problem
Starting point is 00:53:43 with it yeah do it like the democrats get paid for it yeah by the right what else get you see a mug shot of this fucking guy can i can you bring is there a mug shot just see what he looks like i just i'll go to his name i don't think it'll show of it you always got to take a good mug shot how would you take it be uh like this i don't think you're doing anything with your hands just this yeah that'd be fine yeah see you'd go viral with that yeah and not in a good way i like the ones the guys gets kind of like whoops that might be that there's no
Starting point is 00:54:24 mug huh no it's all right that's not him right that's that's that's right that's that's right that's that's brian call i know why too that's not him come on throw subway not something no i guess sorry that's a marie it's a marie how dare you no i'm just looking at breaking it down that's all right oh look he's a runner oh No, this is David Goggins. I guess he finished the Bigfoot 266 hours. I have no idea what reference this is. You know that his knees?
Starting point is 00:54:56 They've had to do experimental surgery on his knees? Experimental? Yeah, they're that bad. He's lost like all cartilage and stuff. Like he doesn't make sense he can run. That's so crazy. It looks like he's not running great. his knees look like they're hurting yeah 66 hours look at his look at his
Starting point is 00:55:22 the way he's walking he's missing like cartilage and shit in them really they're so knock-kneed too they're all yeah man you know he does for motivation he reads the haters comments and then records it and then he runs he plays the haters comments okay the current record for the big foot 200 200 mile ultra marathon run in Washington State is 44 hours, 57 minutes, and 16 seconds. The race features over 44,000 feet of elevation, gain, and descent, making a challenging event. So 44 hours is the record, basically 45. And would he finish it in?
Starting point is 00:56:05 66. Still. Is the average? That's insane. 66 hours? Place 23rd overall. So average is 106 hours. Holy shit, he's cooking then.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Yeah. my lord wow that's impressive all right what do you got jenn uh i think this is a man pretending to be Justin Bieber tricked excess nightclub at win Las Vegas and to let him perform everybody fell for it and this is hammered let me see all that's so good dude what a great story these kids are all like I feel like that I feel like that bodyguard's not buying it though something to look into it. Oh man wait something to look into let me see this
Starting point is 00:56:52 apparently all of the win access got dup by a fake Justin Bieber last night he performed everything before they performed everything before they realized it wasn't him keep going down chin keep going down yeah can someone explain why this is a thing
Starting point is 00:57:09 going this far to look like somebody or him and Justin working together to promote something not going to lie he almost had me fooled clearly had all these other people fooled play it mm-hmm oh that's so good it doesn't even look like it kind of does though not really i mean not not at all i wouldn't know i'd be like i would and those young kids like come on dude kind of looks like him does you have the same i mean like a tiny little bit but i guess they have this just didn't have a beard like that his beard's not that thick
Starting point is 00:57:47 No, but that's so funny. Yeah, to me, they're totally different. Weird. Okay, well. I like to think I wouldn't be duped by that. You 100% would be. You take a picture with your kids and shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Trying to promote your shows and shit. Oh, wow. Someone took a picture with a baby. And he doesn't even wear glasses like that. If you wear, like, regular sunglasses, it would probably look. Yeah, those are terrible. Yeah. that guy's hilarious
Starting point is 00:58:19 hilarious great story yeah that's funny that's funny that's not real is it is this confirmed says WMBA players turned down a deal that would have quadrupled
Starting point is 00:58:35 their pay minimum 6K to 250K maximum 250K to a million let's go ahead and play this clip then we got a proposal from the league which was honestly slap in the face and I think we really have to put an emphasis on the players that are in our league right now but I love to see the league growing I think you know adding these teams in Philly and Detroit
Starting point is 00:58:57 like that's how amazing is that that the league can grow but how cool would it also be to have like a little bit expansion on the rosters like let's focus on the teams that have everything set up right now and maybe focus on the teams also that find excuses continuously to lack investment into their players before we focus on um adding more to the brain of people that can't but you don't make any money nobody wants to watch i wonder if they actually did i wonder if that's just a rumor because obviously wmba i don't fucks with it either but people i don't think there's any official reports they offered them 250k minimum i would doubt it how could you offer more money when you're losing money you're losing money why don't why doesn't anybody want to watch the wmba
Starting point is 00:59:43 just saying I'm curious you know what I'll watch Caitlin Clark yeah but hey because you good
Starting point is 00:59:56 the rest of them aren't very good the level of skill isn't but if I'm going to sit down watch a basketball game I want to see the very best man or woman I want to see the best who's better
Starting point is 01:00:07 oh the Chicago Bulls are the best basketball team in Chicago oh the LA Lakers are better than the LA Spark, well, I'm going to spend my fucking time watching the L.A. Lakers. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. But I wonder if that's a real story. I doubt they would turn down $250,000. That sounds, if they did, they're just,
Starting point is 01:00:31 if they did, they're just dumb. Nobody watches them. That's charity. I'll watch Caitlin Clark, but even I'll be frank. I'll watch the highlights. Yeah. I watch WMBA like you watch UFC. I catch the highlights. No, that's not there. Catch the highlight. No, no, no. Yeah. I would never pay for it. I always pay for my fights. I don't do that shit. So according to Yahoo Sports,
Starting point is 01:00:55 I went pay for the WMBA. Yeah, but I'm a pirate UFC fights. I don't want to get. Hey, sure you don't. I really don't. Hey. No, I don't. You told me you did one time. No, I did it one time. Somebody said, here's a website. I didn't pay for it. I missed the fights. Yeah. And then they sent me at the website. I watched it. And then I was like, this is still shitty to the players i mean fighters it doesn't matter they make the same money do they yeah yeah but those top dogs don't have to get pay-per-view points or the rest of them get paid
Starting point is 01:01:23 regardless i don't do it anymore hey sure you don't no i really don't i wouldn't know where to go hey it's be a dude now i wouldn't even know where to go man hey you're the same guy that was watching madden on youtube and thought it was a live game so hey no it's not true that's a lie what else you I was going to say according to Yahoo Sports that says it is true and they're just holding out for a larger raise. I mean, you guys aren't worth it. You don't make money. If that's true, that is wow. You don't make money. All right, let's check out some of these here. Is it too late to say sorry? You guys remember Nelly Fretato, right? Oh, she got I know where you're going
Starting point is 01:02:14 Nellie Frittato got Do you remember her She was non-binary for a while Bro, she got Stupid thick Like, hey, you know me I like thick girls No, she got
Starting point is 01:02:27 She got fat Truck driver It's not even like She's fat It's kind of weird No, she got power slap thick She got power slap thick She got power slap thick
Starting point is 01:02:39 It's Yain line yes sir he's power she power slap thick that's a different line her for a while sure someday she wake up she'd be a guy so i'm gonna go excuse me ma'am did you eat all your feelings well she's clearly she was in a coma she's had a history of drug issues a lot of there's a lot of issues with nellie she power slap thick she can sing her ass she can sing she can sing she can sing she i let me see what's going on here yeah so i saw her pop up recently but so i oh i I honestly thought this is like her now I thought this is yeah she looks like Tom
Starting point is 01:03:16 Krooshoff of Tropic Thunder okay she's thick she looks like Ben Stiller from Dodgeball when he goes down south okay yeah it's kind of wild right like it's not like she looks her and Lena Dunham really hey I like this comment God forbid a woman feels comfortable in her own skin yeah yeah no doubt did you see before she got power slap I don't think she feels very no although she's kind of owning it yeah that's and this her walking down i don't care if she can sing i don't remember when uh do do do do do do like steve nash steve nash is like thank god i didn't sign up for that it's wild though yeah this is her before nelly's damn gorgeous there yeah yeah gorgeous gorgeous
Starting point is 01:04:07 here power slap thick It's beautiful Probably starving herself You know I don't know man What are you saying starving herself? I mean there The opposite fucking hey No right there I'm saying
Starting point is 01:04:19 Oh you're on the before You're saying there's no starvation That's just her living life And then something Hey wait a minute That guy's teeth has got something to say Yeah Timbaland That's a close up too
Starting point is 01:04:29 Oh we got to take care of those teeth This bitch is He has food in them in a music video That's Timbaland maybe He does have food in there Yeah, it does. It's disturbing. Okay, that's all right. Small nose.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Now, she... Do we know what happened with your teeth? That looks like, that looks like Bobby Knuckles' teeth after Tremaya. Yeah, it does. That's what it looks like. Yeah, it does. Now, she's just, she's, she's had a tough time of it, it seems. It's tough when you're a performer.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Well, she generally has a tough time. She's coming out as this. She's coming out as that. Go to the orange one? Yeah. But even there, she's not as big. is the one we see she ain't small she's small but i mean look it's like it's kind of a that was her a lot of she battles with a lot of cheeseburgers she's starving there she's starving there
Starting point is 01:05:23 she's eating one piece of cheese in two days right there did she get kidnapped in a burger king and eat her way out that's the only way to explain this she's just she power slap thick it's called yo-yoing but i mean her frame is so small i don't see how it's She turned to the evil villain. What happened? Yeah, that's, she's the penguin. She's calling Farrell the penguin. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:46 There's a lot going on there. She can't be happy. No. I mean, she's smiling a lot now. That doesn't mean much. How she's embracing her new silhouette. There are a lot of enablers. There's a lot of stuff going on.
Starting point is 01:06:00 That's the problem. She needs friends to fat shamer. Right? I think she had some like if you showed up like that yeah we'd be on air and I'd go hold on hold on you're so fat well you could not do that girl with 100% I'd go whoa whoa whoa whoa bro right are you competing in power slap with a fucking underarmor shirt on just show up and you're so fat and you go it's it's what dude stop fucking eating that's how guys talk to each other stop eating girls don't talk to each other that way but she she had I think she's had like
Starting point is 01:06:35 serious issues in general. Like, didn't she go into a coma for drug overdose? I don't think so. I think you're thinking of Amy Winehouse and she died. No, I'm talking about Nellie Furtado. Aren't I? Who is the one who's into MMA for a while? Drug addiction.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Into MMA? Yeah. Oh, you're thinking of, oh, Gina Carrano. No. Wait, wait, sorry. The one who can sing. You're thinking of home girl who can sing, who's dating Luke Rockhold.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Yes. Oh, Demi Lovato. Demi Lavato, I've been thinking about this whole time. Who's a dime, who's a dime. That's why I've been thinking about Demi Lovato. Big difference. Okay, Nelly Lovato never got power slap thick. Okay, so now this is Nelly Furtado.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Okay. Yeah, okay, okay. Demi Lovato is a talented one. That's why I was like she can sing. I was thinking about Tammy. Okay. Demi Lovato. She's gorgeous.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yeah. Oh, she was very skinny too before. Yeah. But then she does the same thing. She goes through these things where she. she's dumb dumb talented oh dumb dumb talented yeah amazing yeah she's one of my favorites yeah but gina cronica she gained a lot of weight well jean is just a big but gino's cutting weight she has excuses and she's fine now
Starting point is 01:07:49 he's an athlete she's she's her dad was a pro football player she had back but nellie frittato she didn't take any punches to the face no okay you see come on who's that that's that's gina carano not now chin why you're doing her like that No, she's fine. As of, I think today or as of present times, she's gotten really big. No, she's not big anymore. She's not like super big. She was really big.
Starting point is 01:08:15 She's better. And then plus she, I think she was pregnant too, so that that's also part of it. I don't think she has any kids, Jen. I see you trying to get herself out of this. She didn't have any kids, bud. With that, yeah. Look at her face. Look at her face over there.
Starting point is 01:08:31 So pretty, though. Look at her face in the hat. No, she's going. gorgeous that's her right now she's beautiful yeah that's so filtered though but yeah but she's yeah she's always been pretty yeah she's really pretty that's when she was nice try chin sorry she doesn't look like her strike force days you piece of shit and she won the she won the lawsuit against disney so yeah ball in yvonne musk love that how big is she how tall you've hung with it right you have seen her a few times she's great yep she's not huge yeah i'm a fan
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Starting point is 01:09:58 Nice try, Chen. Whatever, dude. I thought this is hilarious by Brian, too. let me just play it, hold on. Oh, yeah. There you go. What are they doing? I know.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Yeah, for anybody who cares, this is Turkish oil wrestling. You had Timberlands teeth, huh? And this is the reason, not one of the reasons, but the reason that P. Ditty is a much better wrestler than people giving credit for. you guys got to get your mind out of the gutter everybody's like a thousand bottles of baby oil anybody who's a fan of turkish oil wrestling knew immediately that this was what was actually going on p diddy clearly knows how to train and take his wrestling to the next level because let me tell you oil up if it works when you're oiled up you and your partner it's going to work when you guys are dry and um so that's the one probably the only good thing i can say about diddy is he takes his wrestling seriously and trains properly. I don't like any other stuff about it. But either way, I'm looking forward to this Comzad Duplessi fight. And I always say to all my UFC buddies, oil up, bro.
Starting point is 01:11:13 Oil up. And when you get out there, it's going to make a big difference. But nobody listens to me. He is in his ass. I know. What the hell? That's what you do. You got to use the old pants.
Starting point is 01:11:26 I've been around wrestling a long time. I don't know. Got to do that, man. You got to get your hands on that. What are they doing that? it's a whole tournament like a yearly tournament it's so weird they boil up gay then they fuck each other yeah oh i thought this is hilarious i don't know how legit this is but this is apparently a pit stop for an electric vehicle race they're so gay they make no noise
Starting point is 01:12:01 with eight-pins batteries are all in place body up a couple of braces to hold the body backing out the bolts on the battery packs jack the car up the battery packs hook over the side rail for the cat roll a dolly underneath cover the batteries so the terminals are safe for any what about the tires taking a long time well what about the tires there's so many the batteries die before the tire they need switch tires yeah i'd rather watch nelly frittato eat a fucking six inch sub guys like this hurts to watch i'm with that guy oh this is about out as straight as that oil wrestling. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:13:01 And it just takes up forever. It's taking it forever. Take a long time. Yeah, because that pit crew is probably not professional. Pit crew. Because it's EV. Covers come off. Get the batteries for cooling.
Starting point is 01:13:17 The batteries are in place. Drop the car. He's already lost the... There has to be a better way to do this. He's lost the race. lost the race took way too long someone said the main thing says um hopefully they will get faster yeah he tends in to hold the body on man all right guys guys a couple cheetahs out there look at this 10 minutes later are you boys ready race is over bud
Starting point is 01:13:58 Start out the computer. I hate it all. So boring. I hate it all. Yeah, fuck that. It says installing updates 1 of 20.
Starting point is 01:14:10 That's fucking Eric Griffin's car every time we get in it. Really? Yeah, it's always updating. We get locked in there. I hate that thing. Took a Waymo?
Starting point is 01:14:19 I don't know what the fuck is. I took a fucking waymo. It's that. Oh, the self-driving? Yeah. It's by Google. And let me tell you something. I literally,
Starting point is 01:14:26 I can you grab the steering wheel doors were now the doors wouldn't open and then I then it drove away from me then I had to run after it and then it takes a long way it goes super slow fuck that's what you get but that's literally the history where nobody's going to be driving what's this creepy crawley creeps out her performance this is Jennifer Lopez and uh how would you guys react if this actually happened to you Oh, that bug? Yeah, do you see it? What is it, though? It's only like a grasshopper or a Kirkker or something?
Starting point is 01:15:07 I wouldn't give a fuck. But you wouldn't know. Like, if you felt that on your neck. Oh, dude, that's a that locust. She tossed it, though, right? Dude, she's like a badass. Nice job, Jennifer. She's a professional.
Starting point is 01:15:25 He's trying to get to that. ass till you threw him away good for her she was like nice throw too she kept it gone i'll show you a clip uh on wednesday about some evy stuff as well but um this is probably the last one for today i mean have you guys seen this is this has gone viral no the homesick ossie punner going viral australian teenager archie wilson broke down when discussing being away from his family while chasing his american football dream so he's trying to do what oh he's play at he's at nebraska there's an Aussie kid playing for big red okay so let me just play for you oh i turn 19 tomorrow so i'm i'm 18 right now so what's it like being the first time
Starting point is 01:16:09 you're away from them yeah that part's hard i mean i'm sorry geez get them home oh man I love them a lot Poor kid Yeah, I must be tough Yeah, I've got two little brothers And my mom and dad Oh, that's tough Yeah, that's the tough part
Starting point is 01:16:37 About being here I love them a lot And I miss them But it's I mean, they know this is what's best for me And it's good I can still talk to them Plenty over the phone
Starting point is 01:16:46 And they're coming here to see The first few games So I'm looking forward to that Yeah Good kid Yeah, good kid Good fucking kid And he has two little brothers.
Starting point is 01:16:57 Yeah, he probably missed his whole man. Dude, you miss his shit out of your family, man. Dude, and Australia is so far away. So far. It's not like they're in Florida. You can just fly over. Australia is so far. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:07 We're going to be, Abby. It's the latest podcast we've done in a little. I'm going to Australia to his family. It's so far. It's so far. Oh, man. I feel like crying for him. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Uh, San Diego. San Diego, bud. Mike drop comedy club. I'll see you this weekend. Friday, Saturday. I can't wait. And then Covina. Laugh Factory.
Starting point is 01:17:34 September 12, 13, 14. Let's go. Charlotte and North Carolina, September 19 and 20. Mm-hmm. And then I got Albuquerque in New Mexico, man. We're packed. I'm loving this.
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