The Fighter & The Kid - Ray Romano Humbled Everybody At The Mothership | TFATK Ep. 1194

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub discuss Ray Romano's incredible performance at the Comedy Mothership, Kevin Hart's business empire, comedy longevity, Texas ranch life, health scares, testosterone, TRT, the Enhanced Games, Colby Covington, Conor McGregor's UFC comeback, and the future of combat sports. The guys also debate whether Bryan could survive life as a Texas farmer, talk about losing friends as they get older, heart health, blood work, social media culture, UFC matchmaking, Paddy Pimblett, Sean Brady, and some of the biggest stories happening in comedy and MMA. Follow The Fighter and The Kid for new episodes every week featuring comedy, UFC, MMA, entertainment, health, fitness, culture, and behind-the-scenes stories from Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen.Stash - Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.O'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER that’s oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - See if you could save when you switch to Progressive. You’ll feel good about making a savvy choice. Visit https://www.progressive.com/ and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Happy Monday, everybody. New set, buddy. What's that? New set. I'm very impressed with this Texas longhorn, buddy. You said it was just a cow.

I have news for you. That's a Texas longhorn. And you know me. I'm a longhorn fan, but I'm also a Texas A&M fan. We also decided. I don't know. Our boy, Brandon Vaughn paying this, by the way. Brandon Vaughn.

Shout out to Brandon Vaugh. Look at the colors this guy. This guy's something else. I know. He made it look like a neon song. He did the Big Brown breakdown set. He did this set. Shout to our boy, Brandon.

I love that, man. Super talking. Here we are in Texas, huh? Looks good. Looks good, right? Speaking of looks, we could have... We definitely planned this out before. You guys are wearing first form shirts.

Yeah. Damn. I was sponsored by them, so I have just so many clothes. Me too. Yeah, really? I'd like some... I'd like to fill out some... They have good fit and clothes.

They have the best merch and... I have to say. As far as all supplement brands, that's the best merch. Because it fits like a true classic shirt where it's like fucking... Yeah. doesn't, it makes your arms. It hugs the arms.

Yeah, I love that. But even their loose-fit stuff is my favorite. Oh, you like pump cover type shirts? Yeah. See, I have too much body dysmorphia to ever wear that. I'd be like, oh, people just think I'm just a short guy. Yeah, it doesn't show off the muscles. Yeah, if you got, if you're a big boy, like you can kind of like, it doesn't.

I have the body dysmorphia of a fucking ballerina. I get it. I remember, I remember when I was 20, when I was, when I was 20. Those guys are so fucking. No, I was 21, and I didn't know how the body, human body worked. I saw this guy had a t-shirt and he was built

like, you know, it's just a giant guy and I remember, I swear to God, I'm a goal-oriented person. I went, yep, in a year I'm going to look

just like that. Oh, man. And I went and lifted weights and it didn't, it didn't quite work out that. Never too late, man. Never too late. You know what my new fantasy is?

And I just, I was going to ask you. You said, well, I want you guys take this seriously. I feel like it's black men that are strong. That's always been a fantasy.

It's been an ongoing thing. I want to, I want to listen up now. I want a miniature farm, but I'm not done. I'm going to buy some land and live on a farm. Just a smaller farm. A smaller farm, gentleman's farm, right? Now listen up.

I want some guinea fowl. I want some chickens. And ask me how I'm going to get my milk. Quick, quick, isn't that a ranch then? I don't know yet because I'm going to have a couple of cows. I'm going to have a couple cows. Yeah, but you don't have like a ton of them. So that'd be a ranch.

Yeah. What? That's a ranch. No, it's just a couple cows. Couple goats. You're not even identical. identifying them. Yeah, you don't.

A couple milking goats and a couple of milk. Yeah, exactly. You only have a farm as plants. No, but this is animals. Okay, but can I go through me the animals I want? It's important. Go ahead. Hey, Chin.

But my thing is, you're not dreaming high enough. I mean, if, why, I want my own milk, want my own eggs. I want my own meat.

Okay. Now, here's the problem, Bob. Yeah. It's not your thing. Like, you're a city guy.

Hey, hey, I know, but I'm turning over a new leaf. I want to grow my own vegetables. At 60? it's just not happening. I'm 59.

Listen. Chin, bring up miniature, bring up miniature jersey cows. I'm gonna be a fucking... You're gonna be a farmer? Like, you know how hard of a life that is? Also, you get up early, not your thing. No, listen, listen.

This is what I want. That's a miniature cow. Those are baby cows. They don't produce milk, though. Baba, they produce up to one to three gallons a day. I'll have one or two of them. I can milk them. One to three gallons,

I'll give you guys the milk. They're cute as shit, right? Bring more pictures of them. Because they're even smaller some of them. And they're so adorable. Bubba, here's the thing, right?

Full grown cow, Bob. Here's the thing, Bub, but you're late all the time, right? You're a little aloofed when it comes to remembering things. Yeah. All of them are going to die. Brian saw that sack and he was like,

I need that. But also you got to be on it, man. Like all these animals depending on you. I only have to milk it twice a day. You know, you know what's going to turn to? It ain't, hey, it ain't your thing. It's going to turn to Danny having to milk cows every morning while Brian stays on

Instagram. And then the kids are just like, fucking hate kids are like, Man, you're pissing on my dream. You guys are pissing on my fucking dream. I'll get a farm hand if I have to. With big, strong hands. I like how you've already decided to just push off this work.

That bad. You guys, you guys just killed my fucking dream. It's just not. I want an Anatolia and shepherd. You have to be super disciplined to run a farm, man. It's not your thing, bud. But, but I can't have a couple of cows, maybe a donkey,

some goats and some chickens. He's just not your thing. The fuck, dude. What's your thing? I just want to have, I just want to be a farmer. You just thought about it and want to be a farmer? Look at that mini Jersey milk cows. You fucking kidding.

What do you do with them in the fucking when it's like 110 out? Oh, you just let them kind of, you just, they're fine. You got to do your research, but I got to be up on my cowology. I don't know either. I'm not a cowologist. I would say June 1st, the official start of summer. Today's official start summer boys. And it's a white boy summer.

It's a white boy summer. But I don't definitely probably don't want to go out there and milk. Look at how cute it is, dude. Look at that one. It is adorable. The Jersey cattle, Jersey cow. fuck he's cute i'll put a little bow in her hair oh yeah that'll be my little bessies come on dude you can let me have one two you're been on a rancher farm once it's so much work oh my

my girl's family has a lot of farms in uh colorado it's your job much work like you're not podcasting it's your job you know like it's your job bro yeah and you're like podcasts are hard wait till you get on a farm Podcasts are hard. I can't wait until those those videos. Brian Cowan made a farm. I just picture like milking it

and then just like and getting my milk and then you know that's... That buddy, that's every day. It'd be such a job. My dog by my side. I'm also going to steal all your eggs

and you're going to do nothing. I'll give them to you because I'm going to have too many eggs and too many fucking too much milk every day. So you just, you know, now you do have to breed you do have to breed the cow once a year

because otherwise they won't produce. It's just a lot of work. That you're not. Moking a cow twice. You're not equipped for it, Bubba. It ain't your thing. You already do a lot of animal bits on stage. I can't imagine when you become a rancher.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Buddy, if you're gonna, you gotta decide. Either you're a farmer or your podcast comedians. You're not doing bowl. Like stand-ups going to the wayside.

You're not running a farm and then doing stand-up. Come on, man. It's not farm by day, stand-up by nine. Why not, bro? You can't, I got to wake up early. You got to be a, I mean, oh. You have that rooster.

You got that rooster. Fuck. What time? Wait. See what time I got to wake up as a farmer? Four? Got, bro! Bro, I'm not Jock-Willick.

Four? Let me see. Hold on. Like, I would be considered sleeping in for a farmer, and I'm up at five every day. Oh, Jesus Christ. Daily chores, motherfucker. Four and a five. They usually wake up between 3.30 and 4.30.

Cows must be milked on a strict 12-hour cycle. That's often around 4 a.m. to 4 p.m. Oh, I can't do it. To maintain production. It's just not your thing, by them. I can't do it. I can't do that. to Danny just doing a lot more work.

I mean, that's a lot. She ain't doing either. And then the cows, no, you know what I got to do? By the way, I had a great Saturday. I was doing the little boy.

And, uh, and Ray Romano. What's that? What's that? I was doing the little boy. I mean, I was doing little boy.

I was doing little boy, the, uh, the room at the mothership. Yeah. And Ray Romano. So I was doing this little boy, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I saw you dropped in this weekend. Yeah, I see Ray. And Ray's like, Ray looks at me. This was so great. Ray looks at me and goes... You got to do it in Ray Voice.

I was like, uh, can I... Let's Kermit the phone. Can I go before? No, he goes, hey, he's such a... It's great. I love Ray. And I've done a bunch of charity stuff with Ray. I've done, I've done shows Ray before.

He's actually, uh, he used to drop in at the cellar. He kills. Oh, dude. I didn't realize how good of a comic story. Please hold. Please hold. Let me tell the story. So he goes, uh, he goes, uh, can I go before you?

And I go, of course. And he goes, you know, I go, why are you afraid I'm going to kill the room? And he goes, I know you're going to kill the room. That's why I'm doing stand-up. And I go, of course you can. You know, of course. But you're going to be great. You'll be fine.

And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And finally, we're sitting there talking. And I haven't talked to him in a while. And he goes, you know what? You know, I mean, you go. I mean, you go. I assume because he hasn't been doing it a lot. Yeah.

And by the way. Remember, he's so rich. So he kind of goes in and out. He's also doing a TV show. Him and Judd-Appetal will pop in cell or whenever they feel like. Yeah, but he's also doing a TV show. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So when you're doing a TV show and when you see somebody like myself who does the mothership,

it's your club, you've been doing it a lot. It's your home ground. Yeah, it's like you don't really want to follow anybody who's been doing it a lot. No, it's like Barry Bond just jumping into BP with the Dodgers who are hitting every day. There you go. Might have I take a few swings. There you go. Yeah, I know you're really good in the day, but dude, we're doing this every day.

Right. So Ray literally goes, all right, I'm being a pussy. You go. so I go and not to be a dick it's a packed room I do my thing it was a strong outing strong and apparently Ray is buddy told me

Ray keeps popping his head in going fuck because he's neurotic he's going like this he's going I should have gone first I should have gone first because I was killing the room let me tell you something let me tell you something I bring Ray up he gets up there and goes all right guys

prepare to be disappointed it's not going to be what you just saw blah blah he he and I watched the whole set he fucking murdered. I mean, no, he, dude, his, I was watching this guy and he's 10 years older than me. And I'm going, I'm looking at him going, and I'm watching him absolutely murder the room. It started like he was like, just started a little snow.

And by the time he was done, they stood up. He got a standing o. And he comes out. I go, you're just a, you're a mom. Was there a bunch of drop-ins? Was there anybody else? No, but everybody came in to watch him. So it was so packed standing room.

learning. But like I was just so inspired because I was just like I could be doing this for the next 10 years on that level. The great thing about standup is you can be an absolute murderer until you're 100. Yeah, because Ray was here. They were doing some, some like TV thing. So he was, him in the set of Ray Romano did like an open Q&A. Because I got baseball dads who went to it. Like you're just big fucking. Yeah, he was there doing a TV panel. But he, like, it was so inspiring to watch how, how would you guys go to do. Is there a TV show you'd go if they had that? No. No. I don't need to ask a question. If it was like around the corner from my house. Well, downtown Austin. You live pretty close.

I might go to Breaking Bad. I was so astonished by that. I was going to say Game of Thrones. If Game of Thrones was at the end of my street, not even downtown Austin. Yeah, it'd have to be super close. If they're doing, like right on the corner, I'd be like, I'll go see. The wire and Breaking Bad were shows. I was astonished by.

I couldn't figure out how they do it. I've never seen the wire. The wire is the most astonished. It's great. Some of the seasons suck, but it's great. But also, but I'm not interested in the cast. I wouldn't want to ask him any questions. Isn't that where Idis Elba came from?

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. And then the main guy died. Michael, the black guy, with the scar on his face? The main guy? I love that guy. Oh, that'll clear things out.

No, he's the main character. He was, uh, remember I, I, remember you were with me at the premiere of, uh, ride along and I, Michael K. William. Yeah. Yeah, Mike Willian. Man, I hug that guy. I saw him at the Rottalong thing and I was like, I think you're so incredible.

Oh, that's right. You were in Rydol? Remember? We were getting on the elevator. Yeah, he was great. Me and Brennan saw him. I was like, I just hugged that dude. I was like, you're so amazing.

You were in Radawong? Huh? You were in Rottalong? Yeah. What did you? I had a good part in that. Yeah, did you? Yeah, we went to the premiere of Rital along.

Yeah. That's right. That's right. We went to the garage and he was coming down. We were both like, oh, hell. I know, because he's so talented. Were you in Bad Santa? I think he died of a drug thing.

Yeah, he was in Bat Santa. You were. Yeah. Someone told me where, and I'm like, you're talking about Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, but he throws Billy Bob Thornton over the bar. Yep. He's in the very beginning of it. Yep.

Oh, you were a youngster then. I was a youngster, buddy. Look, look at that. Me and John Legu Zambo. And Tim Story, who's the great director, you know, let me improvise. There's Brian and Kevin Hart. I don't mean to be rude, but when was your hairline good? Nick, right there.

That's a good hairline. That's my boy right there. That's not great. Yeah, it's not great. No, it was good. It was good. It was handsome. Actually, your hair hasn't moved that much.

I never had great hair, buddy, all right? Yeah, it's kind of stayed the same sense. It's a little thicker there. A little comb over in that middle picture. Yeah. Yeah, it happens. Those were the days, buddy. Those were the days.

He's someone that people don't realize. He dropped in one night when I was at New York Comedy Club, and then one night at the cellar, he fucking, when people say he's bad at stand-up, I'm like, you might have watched some of his spouses and think that, but when he gets in a room, he fucking likes the rumor. Who's this? Kevin Hart. He's the best.

He's, no, he's the best. When I hear people be like, oh, Kevin Hart sucks. I'm like, he's the best. Watch him. Well, no, he's become so mainstream. That's usually how it goes.

Once you reach a certain level, and it's like, oh, dude, he sucks. Like, does he? No, dude. Because he's playing out Soldier Field this weekend. Thank you. He's doing something. He's fucking always hard.

It's like, it became trendy to hate on Drake. like, okay. I know. The guy has all the hits. There are some people, though, that they do some big rooms, then you're like, huh. Like, Kevin. Kevin.

Schumer. Well, different. But no, hold on. Now, I'm not a, at one point. I'm not a fan of Amy. I think she's a complete piece of shit for a lot of things she's done. We know when she was young and she, and what her come up was being raunchy and being the silly fat girl next door, she was amazing.

But then when she went in Hollywood, yeah, yeah, that went out to window. I've only had bad experiences with her. She was a beat. Back in the day, she was a beast. At Theo note, knew her very well. She was a beast, right.

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That's fair. She was a monster. Yeah. What gets people to the dance is no joke. But Kevin, you watch Kevin right now, he'll crush a room. 100%. Yeah. He's never not been amazing.

I was watching, I was watching the Dodgers game. There's commercials. There was four different Kevin Hart commercials. I'm like, this dude is just like, give me the money. Well, the energy. I mean, I have energy if I was getting that pay. I'm thinking about, I'm like, dude, he was on, I think Buffalo Wild Wings. he was on the betting app he was on the new taco bell commercial and four commercials

probably making 20 grand every time it does it or something more than I mean crazy gets a piece of the outside I bet you that's that's low ball and I think that's I mean more than that Kevin Hart you guys serious Kevin Hart you're making like 200 grand per commercial oh easily I meant 20 million I didn't mean 20 oh you said 20 grand I was like buddy no 20 grand oh yeah no they paid me more than I don't know no no no no I'm sorry if I'm getting that I don't know about a money. He's like, 20 grand.

I was like, oh, well, no, no, no, I meant, I meant, you know, you'd be, not 20 mil. He's getting a piece of the upside, so he might be making crazy. That's the thing. Quarter million. Yeah, well, you know, he's, he's got such market share. People love him. And when he gets behind something, you know. He also, like, I was doing negotiations with this company.

And they're like, yeah, we also work with Kevin Hauer. I'm like, oh, that's cool, man. And like, yeah, he owns some of the company. I'm like, oh. Yeah. He gets, he gets real equity. stay yeah well that you get to a certain level where it's like cool pay me my money but i need equity yeah that's the big boy moves it's making messy moves yeah but the soccer team that he gets yeah the

the big dogs that's what they're doing now it's like yeah i need a monthly fee to post or whatever but that's separate pay me equity like i want some of the company and they pay it that's what the big boys are doing i'm up for a coffee ad right now are you yeah a coffee ad yeah a coffee i don't know Folgers? That's cool. I can't say the name yet, but Folgers is a sign. And I'm making Kevin Hart money.

$20. $20. I was like, I bet he's giving $20 grand. That's like, My buddy Sam is no longer alive. He's a hilarious comic. He goes, I'm one of the top 100,000 comics in the world, everybody. I make thousands of dollars a year.

Oh, bro, not to bring this podcast down, but one of the dads I coach with, he was a coach on this Brewers team. Big dude, large than, in life, had two twin boys on the team. Great guy. Awesome, big, bigger dude, right? Just tall. They're taller than me, bigger than me. Not muscular, but, you know, kind of out of shape. Great, great guy, great coach. Everyone loved him. And then I'm at the baseball fields on Saturday. And like, oh, you hear that, uh, the, uh, the, uh, Astros played for the Astros, or coach for

the Astros. Uh, Little League, my son's League, not the Houston Astros. So I'm at the game and the dad's like, how'd you hear that Astros coach died? I'm like, ah, it's terrible, man. shows me a picture of I can't tell so I'm thinking Houston Astros I'm like yeah it's crazy I just keep talking about like some I don't know pitching mechanic or something and I can tell the guy's like oh Jesus man read the room dude I didn't know and I get home that night and joan's like yeah I remember that that coach that you were coaching he has I'm like yeah what about him she's like he passed away I'm like oh shit oh it just went the bigger dude two twin boys great coach and yeah and just went to sleep had a hard guy I ever tell him the doctor

gave me. And that's fucking nuts, dude? I would tell you the doctor. We were just with him. Yeah. So my doctor, my doctor hit me without sonogram on my chest, right? And I go, what are you doing? He goes, well, your markers are fantastic, but you'll probably lose friends between

the age of 45 and 65 because you have a, you know, I have to check to see if you have a widow maker. Like, I have to check if there's an aneurysm in your arterial branch. There's shit you can't. Sometimes you had that. If you don't get checked for it, or you have a blockage and it just, it breaks. And then you have a. She was a bigger dude and like all I could think about, I couldn't say his little boys.

Of course. Twin boys who are bossy's age, you're both six. That's horrible. And your dad's just, oh my God. Went to bed? Love you dad. One day and you don't have that next morning. Honestly, dude, I can't handle that.

Oh, buddy. I can't handle that. Oh, buddy. That's all I could think about. Yeah. Imagine that, dude. I can't imagine it. Six.

And your dad's your coach. It'd be like me pass away. Like dad's a coach, practice. Next day, dad's gone. Fucking mind blowing to me. make makes you want to do a blood work panel right now crazy you should always get checked you know oh yeah crazy little things like that crazy what so what is a widow mate what is that so so there are two things that p they always say get that's something a big guy like that would have get your

check get your colonoscopy and get your your cardio checked so you can have like great cholesterol you can have a great EKG all that you may have in your arterial branch you may have a weakened like You also could have a weakened valve. You could have like, what's called an aneurysm, you have like a bump in your, in your artery. And then it'll pop. So it's something that you won't even know about. You just die. Game over.

Yeah, and it's not painful. It's just game over. Fuck. But you can get it fixed. The good news is, if they catch it, they can put things in there. And stuff. Hmm. And, yeah, because I wonder if that's what my dad had.

My dad had like a heart attack didn't even know about. And he had to get a stint put in his heart. Did he have any signs or anything? No. Mm-mm. life man you want to check that out you know especially he smoked i mean he smoked for a long time but i don't know if that do you get your blood panels checked like do you do you look at your every year yeah but do you look at your i do you look at your your i do you because your blood gets

thick if you're doing stuff like yeah no i i i also donate blood too yeah because you're supposed to donate every six months or else your blood could actually get thicker i'm not even doing like a high dose of test but even then i just still just if you're doing too much test your blood gets thick like a milk check and if you're taking like real steroids like EQ you're Your blood turns into syrup. Yeah, super thick. I got a friend that the doctor saw his blood work after doing a cue and he goes, you have syrup in your veins.

You need to donate. You should have a hard cycle a while ago. Did you see that enhanced games? Have you seen results? The guys that are all natural beat the guys on steroids. Is that right? Do you know? I think this is overall a good message because so many people out there, you know, it's just

they don't know, but they assume like these players you see that have tested hot for PDs, like, oh, that's the only reason they're good. It's like, no, at that level, PD, like you're talking about the 1%. 0.1% is a huge difference, especially at MLB or NFL. It's a huge difference. So for them, it might make a little difference. But it's not the end-all-be-all. People thinking you can just take steroids, like, well, I've been buried bonds if I was on the same shit.

It's like, you wouldn't, do. No, no. You wouldn't. But also, also, we should probably say that a lot of pro athletes in the Olympics and things have probably also figured out a way to be enhanced without getting home. Yeah, they're enhanced. That's why the enhanced games kind of ate. shit because people like wait i'm just watching a dial down version of the best guys do it yes well this

is an important thing for that is the fact that besides thor bjoranson almost nobody in it was a top level competitor that they put so it's not like thor my i'm going to jump on some here my my boy uh hooper yeah besides the two strength competitors most of the people that competed weren't even the top anywhere near the top. So they were just like, good. But they were like to imagine if you're one of the top dogs, you can't be like, I'm going to do the enhanced games because then you can't go back to the Olympics. That's right. That's right. That's right. So you're not even getting the best, the best doing this. Did you watch any of the Raw? Raw. Raw.

Mara Russell, Frankie Edgar. Raff. Raff. I'm sorry. Rawls. WW. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He tech Frankie Edgar. Panky is a lot older, man. How old? Is he? Frankies almost 50. Yeah. Is he really? Yeah. I don't know if he's 50. But did you see, The most impressive one was Colby Compton versus Chris Wydeb. Yeah. And Kobe won, right?

Kobe went on the area and was like, dude, I haven't weighed 200 pounds ever in my life. The weight limit's 200 pounds. He's like, so I've been eating doing this stuff, try to make up the weight. He beat them, dude. And now it's Colby versus Armin. Well, who's getting Homs out then? Dylan Dennis. Oh.

Do you know what they say? Kobe, Kobe's known for his cardio. He's got just natural crazy cardio. No, people sleep on Colby. Like, he was a monster. Anyone that knows him from his college days, like, freak, dude. You could say what you want about his UFC career, but he is undoubtedly an insanely good wrestler.

Insanely good wrestler. But also, he's UFC career. You're talking about the guy that fought at a world-class level? Yeah. What do you make fun of him? What? He was on a knockout art. Some motherfuckers can fight, dude?

Hell yeah, he can fight. Don't get it twisted. He lost to Mara Usman, but that motherfucker's good. But I mean, he went the distance with Usman. Was it twice? That was a hell of a bite. It was a banger. One of them had a broken jaw.

Yeah. No, Kobe's a bad. I actually feel, don't feel a little bad for him now right now? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, not making his whole identity MAGA and then not getting the White House. He tried. That's going to be the biggest UFC slap in the face. Nah, but my thing with that is, all right, let's say he didn't do the Trump thing. How would he have got attention?

That's true. Like, you look at the pros and cons, like, all right, let's say he never did it. Are we even talking about it? It's even a name? Like, because he's not the most exciting fire. He's not a big puncher. he won a lot of fight. Look, he beat Damien Maya decision, RDA decision,

Robbie Lawler, decision, lost to Kamar Usman, beat Woodley, lost to Kamar Usman, Horace Mazzwell. All his wins are decision unless he loses, then he gets T-K-Oed. So if he didn't do the whole Trump schick, is he even a thing? So that's why, it's like, yeah,

you didn't get the White House card. Man, it took you pretty fucking far. Yeah. So you're saying no grift, he has no. We're not even talking about him. He's not getting these big fights. Yeah. I mean, he was good enough to fight those people.

Hell yeah. Well, first of all, he fought, so he won the interim championship belt. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. So he actually did win a fucking belt. He fought for the UFC welterweight championship belt three separate fucking time. So when it's like, so A, he was a champion technically, even though it's an interim belt. So he fought four times for the fucking belt.

You know how successful of a career that it? He's the one percent of all one percent. But why I say, why I feel bad is he's. sitting there going like dude i i have nothing i need to pay my bills like i like after all this yeah you're gonna give me nothing i do you do you do kind of have to feel a little bad yeah now he has to do rf luckily rf is paying good money yeah but it does bum me out you know it does but i don't think like in hindsight people like oh you really fucked up doing the whole trunk stut trump's i'm not saying he fucked my thing is like what else would he have done though i'm saying to separate himself the guy who

made the white house and maga his personality not getting is kind of crazy it is weird but when you think But to the UFC's defense, who do you match them up with that would be a big fight? What do you do? Camaro Osman again? No, that ship sailed. What do you do with them? So, any, UFC's like, I have to look at the. Who do you give them?

Go to the welterweight division. We see welterweights? It's like, what do you do? Like, I'm kind of with the UFC on this. Like, man, it's kind of when it's coarse. What do we do? You're saying he's just, not to be rude about it. He's older.

Yeah, he's kind of washed. There's some killers. Who do you want to give them? There's some nightmares. I think him versus Belal would have been a great one. Great meaning super boring and decision? Like we got a cook here, but it's a fucking white ballol? I'd like you fight Sean Brady.

He's getting dog walk by Sean Brady. It's not even a fight. Really? No, it's not a fucking fight. Also for the record, Sean Brady, I said, remember you said that you think that he, remember he said fuck you to the people who talk shit? I wasn't talking shit. I had to have a different opinion than running a fucking one fight.

Yeah. Because we were too similar on our picks. Sean Brady, you're awesome. Please don't ever beat me up. He beat the dog piss out of Buckley. He's a fucking beast. Also Buckley, hey man, if you're going to fight a wrestler, did you see his, I sent you the videos leading up?

Buckley goes, I'm going to come into this fight, and I'm not trained in wrestling at all. And I was like, why didn't I not see this before I made my picks? That's insane. See, I feel like, could you do MVP versus Colby, maybe? Like, you got to. I love that. England versus USA, revolutionary war.

Would it be a really, see, I'm with the UFC on this. It's like, all right, there's only seven fights on the card, we'll six. Colby's notoriously known for decisions.

Like, we don't want that. Devil's advocate in that, though. I want to see, I think, I don't know if Kobe, because everybody's been fighting

on their back foot against MVP and they're kind of just backing away from, just playing and safe. So he can't be that MVP that kind of does that, you know, that show-offy type of fighting. I feel like Kobe's very in-your-face,

nonstop. Three rounds decision. And it's a grappling fest. Like he doesn't finish guys on the ground. He's not a submission artist. So I'm with the UFC. They're kind of like, I know it's your thing, man. But we can't really.

He's not a name yet, but Amasov, him and Kobe. If you want to see Kobe get absolutely fucked up. Amasov is such a mama. Not the guy that survived the Ukraine war. He's such a fucking animal. He's your next champion. But his grappling is insane. No, you can't.

They think he's like, he's literally like on the level of like a mock of chat or something. He's a problem. Oh, my God. But that's the other thing. So we need the American to win. Like, what the fuck do you do, dude? You don't get Mamas off. There's literally nothing we can do.

That's why he's not on the card. And he's not a big finisher. It's like, we can't have it. I'll admit defeat on this topic. Right? Yeah, there's nobody. It's fucked up. But the UFC's like, who do we have now?

What is the official White House card? So we got Alex Pereira, zero gone. It's going to be interesting. It's a guy in the card. Ilia. Just, yeah. Justin is what I'm like I'm maybe I'm just you call me an Ilya I Justin's a good I think I think it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun fight oh yeah what do you think what are your thoughts on

I mean I'llie is probably what a minus 600 is it that bad right now it's not good because ilia's striking they think is better than justins I mean everyone thinks that I mean it's a nightmare it's a nightman Justin can bang bow fighting on this is is almost as is almost more crazy than Colby? Well, Bo's Trump's favorite fighter. Him and him and the reason Derek Lewis and Bo Nicol are on there because Trump loves Bo Nicol and Derek Lewis.

Yeah, and they just needed someone for Josh Hokit. The Sean fight That's That's a tough one. I'm trying to figure out any U.S. fighters besides Because I think Bo could win. But besides that,

I can't see a world where Bo's going to win. Hoeket's going to win. So you have three Americans win because you have bow is going to win. You have two Americans fighting each other. Yeah. So your bow's going to win. Hogan's going to win.

You think Sean definitely beats his hobby? Yes. There's a lot of mismatches on this. Yeah, this kind of looks like the TKO one where they're like, let's fucking, let's go for some knockouts. It's not great. Yeah. Now, you know.

Did you get a chance to watch TK.O. Bouts? No. It was the biggest mismatch fights I've ever seen in my life. He's a minus six. Was that word? He's a minus 650. fellas. The best fight, bar none

is Alex versus Cyril gone. That's a real that's crazy. They're both minus 110. And then Dio Lopez, Steve Garcia is going to be a banger. So, you know, it's not, people aren't really talking about it. The card's weird.

Like, Huffy Chaler one is just like, Jesus Christ, man. That's a couple of old dogs. I'm going to be honest with you, man. be real for a second this card kind of sucks this card kind of sucks when you look at the odds like

oh it's it's uh Netflix MVP shit strange what would you have done differently first of all I don't know John Jones was it his hip or was it just the money thing

both? It's both yeah and uh I would have loved to see Connor on this card instead of like what's that

it's international fight week yeah it's actually fighting July. The international fight week card is so much better than this. Yeah. Chin, do you have the international fight? But also remember, again, take all this out of it.

Like, the reason Conner's not on there is because ticket sales. Like, have you seen the ticket sales for Connor already? People are like, Conner's not even a draw anymore. It's going to be the biggest gate ever. Yeah. It's huge. Where's, uh, Patty? Oh, man.

Oh, that'll be fun. Corey San Diego. I hate that for Corey, but his does nothing for him. Gable Stevenson on that same. Brutaker, my lord. Kreelov on the fucking undercard. And then you got the world's greatest one-round fighter of all time.

Tracy Cortez, take my money. Wait, are you saying Cody? Cody had, in that one round, he was the best UFC fighter that's ever lived. You mean when he fought, Dominic? Dominic, yeah. He looked pretty cool.

Yeah. It's a long time ago. This card, this card's sick. This card's good. They're both good. and they're you sound like a parent that's trying to talk about

the one kid that's an athlete and the one kid that draws this has more fights on it but but like Gabele Seaminson you know he's probably a fucking minus 2,000

so all right you want him in the White House? Like what fights better than I would rather that on the White House card than what? Then Bo and the Cowan That's a better fight it's a more competitive fight

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Predictions offer void in New York. Ends June 28. Terms at dkng.com slash audio. But then look, like, what fight on this card is better than, uh, better than Cyril Gahn versus Poetan? What fight? Not better, but a lot more interest in Connor Max. No.

I bet you they sell. He doesn't fight in fucking five years. He has one leg. But everybody wants to see him. I agree. But as far as like, sure. I'm not saying it's a better fight. If you're a fighting purist, like for.

like competition. Mm-hmm. It's fucking Cyril gone and Poton is a motherfucking fight, dude. It is, but I also... And they're also in the running of doing greatness. Like, buddy, I love Connor more than an ex. I love Connor.

His leg fell off. He's been out five years. And then Max Holley's also older. But he's been juicing his fucking brains out for the past five years. That's a problem too, though. Yeah. Because now you've got to come off. I don't think this card is better in the White House. No? No.

It's close. Corse, Ann Egan, Mario, they fought before. It does nothing for Corey. Patty Pamlet, BSD, it's, you know. Where are you going to? Like, nobody on here is fighting for a title. Yeah, it's sure. There's no title implications on any of this.

Is that not a, that should have been a BMF title of title fight right there. Connor, Max. Yes. That should have been BMF. Whitaker Kreelov's fun. How do you feel about Patty, uh, St. Deney? I do, I don't think he does Patty any favors. I don't like it.

I don't like it. I don't like it. Especially as his last fight, he took a beating, it's like, I don't like this. I think Patty wrestles him. I don't think he stands in banks. I think he tries to get behind him. You think so? Yeah.

I just don't think you want to fight him the way that he called him. You don't want to get a slug fest with St.D. I don't think he has an option. Like, Patty's wrestling ain't good. His jihitsu is pretty good, right? Big difference. Yeah. Big difference.

That's what I mean. You got to get him down. Got to get him down. BSD can fucking grapple his ass off. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't like it for him. I don't,

what the fuck are we doing? That is a bad matchup. I would have liked Patty versus Connor. I think Patty gets pieced up by Connor. Yes, because I think Connor's a much better, much better striker. Again,

six years ago, he was great. That's a good point. You know what BSD would do to Connor right now? Even six years ago, wasn't his prime. No. No,

but BSD would fuck up Connor. Patty, I mean, he's, He has a better chance getting Connor down. He's a lot bigger than Conner's frame is, isn't it? Patty's a big boy. But remember Patty's still fighting at 55.

Yeah. So. I think Connor, though, I still think Patty isn't close to the striker that Conner. Yeah, but his grappling is much better. I'm not doing odds what Connor is. I don't know about that. What's the odds of Connor not showing up? Patty?

I don't know if his grappling is better than Connor. Connor's smart. That's insane. Smart. He's a smart. He's a high. He's a high. What's your favorite submission of Connor?

Which fight? Well, Conner's, what I'm saying is Connor would be able to I don't know that Patty gets Connor down. But you just said he takes BSD down. Who? I said Patty. Yeah.

No, I'm saying I don't think Connor, yeah, I don't think Patty gets Connor down. Yeah. I think that Patty's Jiu-Jitsu is probably the thing that he has to rely on against BSD. Against everybody. Yeah. Yeah, you can't stand there.

No. But against Connor, he has a much better success. rate if he's getting counter down it is BSD or Justin Gagey. I think this is the fight we find out if scowsers do get knocked out. Because this is the guy who's going to knock him out. He could do it. If they, if he tries to stand and bang with his head, with he's against the cage against BSD, which is what happens to Paddy,

it's a bad day. It's not, you're not, you're not dealing with those hooks. I just don't like the matchup for him. We want him to fucking win for God's sakes. But if he does win, what do he do? He's back in the game. that's a good win for him yeah man but you know

I saw it with Patty then it's a big loss yeah you're not on the Paddy train huh I love Patty yeah still big holes up he's never gonna I just I just don't like them at I didn't like

to just engage you match up I don't like the BSD and off he's at a level where you have to fight those guys but my thing is if Patty would have got past either Gatier or whoever they gave him that last fight then he's at like think how much bigger of a fight it is Patty versus

Ilya. Like that's a fun fucking fight. And they have actual beef. But then they're also... They're also both young, but they're also young and there's hope for greatness. Like what we're doing now, like Connemax, they're both, you know, both older. I think throwing patty in there is like throwing

chum in the water for a shark. Not against Elia. Patty'd take a real beating against I think it'd be bad, bad. He'd get knocked out the first round. They hate each other too. He'd get knocked out the first round. They hate each other. Yeah. They throw pots and pans at each other when they see that. Yeah, but Ilya would knock him out or definitely take him down. It would be a big problem.

I just can't see, I love that. I think PSD is way better for Patty than Patty Elia. I just don't think Patty could ever be champion. No. No. That's what you'll always be that fun guy. You saw that you saw that you're like, he gets hit and there's too many openings. He's not a striking, it's not high level.

Not against like Max Holloway or those guys, no. This Connor, this McGregor Holloway thing is, intriguing to me. Yeah, you don't see that as a great fight? Connor Max? We don't know what Connor's going to show. Again, I don't know. Any guy that's had that injury and tried to come back, it's gone awful for them.

Yeah. But maybe, you know, Conner's a different breed. But what's his mindset? What's his training like? What's his body like? Guarantee he looks better than Nate did it on the MVP card. He's not going to be that washed, you know? Nate did not look good at all. No. No. That's not a knock on Nate.

Just father time caught up with him. He also hasn't competed. in what six years i think connor's gonna do better than nathan carna has more he's gonna make himself proud you know like he's he's not gonna go in there and be just this shitty version he found god right recently yeah he's got jesus now maybe jesus keeps him on that he has two fights left on the contract connor now right yeah so i think you get connor max obviously and you get another fight the end of the year we're still going to get chandler connor you think you're still get chanler loses, Conner loses, and then you get Connor Chandler. And he finally gets his red bandy night? Yep. He deserves it. I'd like to see that fight. It's also exactly that. That's the

level he should be fighting. It's intriguing fight. Let's see what happens. And then Connor only has two fights, leaves and goes to Netflix and fights Nate for the third time and they make all the money. Can he go over to it? Yep. After two fights he can. So he has to, but the only reason I agreed to to fight Max at International Fight Week was like, I'll fight, but you have to fight me one more time by the end of the year and they're like sure oh it's a definite by the end of the year yeah yeah that's all that was his clause i'll do it but you have to fight me twice this year that makes me happy because that means i definitely think connor's showing up for this fight then me too because but i'm with the ufc too they're like yeah yeah we'll fight you twice because he's gonna be

damaged goods like say he comes back say max holloway mops the floor with him like we'll give you one more and then the fan base i'm like we're kind of good on connor yeah they give them chanler and i'm like cool man yeah we're not gonna keep paying you whatever the 15 20 mils out max the way. He's fighting Islam next if he knocks him out. No. Yeah? You think so? Take it easy over there. That's such a beating. But

that's selling super numbers. That's the Khabib part two, basically. God, that is. That's super numbers. Islam's a worst matchup for him. Oh, my God. Well, yeah, because Islam's a better... You know what I say? People are going to hate me for this. Islam is better than Kibbibb. I know what it is. Islam's a better fight. No, I know what the better deal is Connor, Ilya.

I want to see that. That would be fun. That would be beautiful. That's a better matchup one. They're both going to strike. Connor took us his head knocked off his fucking shoulders. Well, well,

Conner's a really good guy. Conner's a very good box. His movement's nasty. Now that's when he had two legs. That's true. That was eight years ago, but he can sit at the edge of that pocket. He's got great,

he's just great distance. You know what the problem is is Connor making 55? The problem is Connor making 55. I bet you I bet you would be willing to bump up to fight Conner. I bet he would. But then what do you do it for? Bad motherfucker. Islam ain't giving up the fucking belt?

What do you do it for? Like what's what's on the line? For funsies. Money and funsies. Money and funsies. And they do it in Spain or they do in Italy at this fucking coliseum? Could you imagine if they did that in Spain? I would love that.

I know Dana was trying to do a main event for Italy in Spain. He's talking about what a nightmare the arenas are. Speaking of a nightmare, that's why they're not doing it. That songy dong fight that all those Chinese fighters got, besides he got, he got He's the only person who won that was a Chinese fighter. Yeah. They got wrecked. They got fucked up.

Who's good at a China now? Just that chick, Wei Lee. And Song? Song's all right. I think he's pretty good. I don't think he's a champion. He's good.

He just can't beat the top dogs. No. It's such a crazy sport. It's so hard to be good. It also moved so fast. And it's so hard to be good for a long time. It's like, and your fall,

it's the crazy thing about MMA, especially the UFC, is you can be the best. And then you get knocked out, you get an injury. And you're just, it's just... That's why I don't have Khabib on my, like, goat list. He didn't do it long enough. He did it just long enough.

And then it was like, I'm out. And it's like, wait, hold on. We're just getting started. He's like, I'm out. That's why Islam might put a head. It might be safe to say that that's the smart move in a sense because I was talking to your boy, Mike Catharwood over the weekend. And it's just like the, when it comes to fighters,

once they seem unbeatable and then they lose and then they go on that downturn everyone loses all memory of them being on top of like watching how people talk about israel a d'isana now as if he wasn't the person that they thought was going to bump up and fight and beat john jones so amazing or anderson silva and all the tvs fans lose you preserve the myth so fast you preserve the myth you get out no i'm not saying kabib didn't do it right and he has all the fucking money he did exactly what he should have done yeah but i'm saying when we're talking about greatest of all time guys like he didn't do it long enough yeah you can say gsp was very smart about leaving too he he he was very smart he after that johnny hendricks fighting his face was a mess

you couldn't see very well and you saw it came up fuck out of here that i also think i hey i what do you have jenn i'm a gs p guy i think he's i still think he lost that fight to johnny hendricks most people do yeah yeah i love johnny hendrish is a cop out in texas is he yeah yeah you're trying to tell me those guys weren't natural are you trying to tell me that Johnny put some weight on apparently Johnny's walking around about 220 is he?

Yeah, well that's a big boy thick let's see Johnny right now he's the man I like how you just don't hear from he's like yeah I'm fucking clean up the street

a piece of shit I would love to get pulled over by him yeah he looks all right he looks fine oh look at his kiddos is doing baseball you know it's funny about that guy you look at him and you're like looks like a regular guy

and he will change your whole life punch your fucking head off. Oh my God. He was such a monster. It looks like he's a cop and he's fucking helping his kiddos out. Yeah. That's a good life right there. Good for him. Good life. Love it. Yeah, he's good. Looks like a nerd with his glasses.

That's like a guy you'd... Oh, you and him have the same barber. That's cool. He's the guy you'd see in traffic and you'd give him like a look. That's right. If you got out of the car, he'd be like, I'm going to beat this shit in this guy. And then you wake up and back, where am I? Yeah. What happened to me? He was so good. Explosive. Not great at social media.

That's all good. That's all good. You know what? He's a dad. You know what, though? That seems like a fun life to not have to worry about social media. The best. You think?

Hold on. You had headers up there, go back chin? Click on those headers right there. My new header just came from my Raptor. I fucking love this guy. No, that's awesome, dude. He's living the life. He doesn't give a shit.

He's not posting reels, trying to get followers. That's a fun life. Because he doesn't have to. He's not in the hustle. He's out of the rap. race. He gets his paycheck protecting the streets, building up his fucking Raptor, had a great fucking Hall of Fame career as a boat coaching his kids. That's the dream there, dude. That's a life. Yeah, that's the life. Yeah, it is. A couple of Jersey cows. You know what I'm

saying? A farm. You know what I'm saying, guys? Waking up at noon to feed them and they're dying because you wake up so late to feed them. Have somebody else milk your cows at four in the morning. I didn't know you had to milkman four or fuck off. Guess that dream's gone. I also couldn't imagine your girl, a tough failure girl hearing a rooster every morning. Oh, I said to her, I go, think about having a farm. She goes, do you know me? What are you talking about? I'm with her.

What? Huh? My wife pulled this, that thing on me when I was at Whole Foods. I get a call. She goes, if you were athletic, what sport would you do? Yeah, I've seen that trend. And I go, I go, I go, what? She was laughing so hard because I go, what are you talking about?

So, because if you were athletic, I go, I am athletic. And I go, hey, I go, hold on. I go, hold on, I go, what are you talking about? It's mad. I got so mad. She was crying. My son, I could hear my son going, my son going, why are you crying?

She was dying. I fell right for it. I've seen that one. No, your girl would have got, if you didn't know the trend, you would have fucking been like, what do you mean? I would laugh.

My thing, have you seen the one couple that do it? They have the dog down there and then the wife's in the back. And the guy's like, you know how to tell right away if a guy hits his dog? He's like, you just go up to your dog and you do this. See what the wife. I keep you doing this stuff. It's worth the dog. He's like, if you do this, and you know, the dog is standing.

He's like, I never hit my dog in the way. Keep you. Every time does this. It's great. My favorite trend is always the girl who asked guys on the street, do you think you could fight? And they're like, yeah, I could fight. And she's like, yeah, she'll be like, let me see what you can do in the bag.

And they're doing this. They're going, shh, shh, shh, shh. There's been a handful that can, but the amount of just delusion of the average man. That's all like when people, if someone asks me, if I could fight, I'd say, no. Well, compared to who. But then I'm on my Instagram. I've ever seen the one they're like at either car meets or just like a car meetup. And it's same thing.

Like how much horsepower does your car have? He's like, having a diner, I'm probably thinking about 800, 900 horsepower minimum. And like, cool. We have a dino right here. And he's like, cool, let's set it up. So they just set their cars up and it's like 300. Literally every guy's off. About 1,100 horsepower.

Like, very cool. We can tell right here. It's like 400. They say that about height. Guys will always say that they're at least two inches. Oh, yeah. It's just what guys do. It's just fucking,

dude, my hinge said 5-9. Yeah, it's just what guys do. My girl was like, she finally, she's like, you know your hinge said 5-9, right?

That's great. And I was like, well, you know, it's just what guys do. Yeah. Five fucking nine. Because also if you put on,

on those dating apps, girls could have a height minimum. So if you don't even reach that, you don't even show up on their things. You got to put, you got to put 5-9. You know what I mean? You get around real car guys.

When you're like, I have a thousand horse by. They go, do you? Oh, interesting. That's like saying your dick size and the girl's like, well, I have a tape measure. Oh, dude. You got to measure from my asshole, though. From the spine, please.

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You fucking assholes. Whoa. Yeah, it's concert. All right, let's do some current events. Yeah, so the first one was Kanye West. He has like the most ever tickets sold, right, for a stadium.

The Turks don't really like Jews. Really? I don't think people give a fight. Yeah, he should have done that. But it's like, I think a lot of people are just like, yeah, I don't agree with the guy on that crazy shit. They want to see him play. He makes slapers. Dude, look at that 117,000.

But if you actually watch it, a lot of it's just him kind of just walking around and just playing his music. It's really trippy. Well, that might just be the clip too, John. No, no. I already put on a phenomenal show. No, there was good shows, but then a lot of it was. It's like a listening party in a way. Say what you want about Kanye West, right?

No matter what he says, this guy knows the trend before everybody else knows. First, it was his music. People are like, what is this shit? Then he became the best producer. Then he was like, I'm going to make clothes and shoes. And people are like, you're not. And then he became the best at it. Yep.

And then he was like, I don't like Netanyahu and Israel. And everyone's like, that's crazy. Then two years later, every liberal white kid is like, dude. You know, Netanyahu is supposed to be at the. UFC White House. Yeah. Hey, I wouldn't want to, that's just too crazy.

Crazy. Joe, I saw Joe talking about it. Joe's like, I don't like the idea of this at all. He's like, I don't want to be there. It's scary. I don't, it's, it's, yeah, I'm putting all the biggest targets in one place.

Yeah. They're not going to, yeah, I wouldn't be worried about safety. It's the United States military. Yeah, yeah, they're going to cover. They got a lot. Yeah, but how many times does Trump almost been assassinated in two weeks? They got, they got, they got, they got, they got a, lockdown. They got a lockdown. I hope so. There will be somebody who shoots a gun.

But if you were Joe, you'd be nervous too, right? You're in this collection of all the biggest, the biggest, like, you got the Mark Zuckerberg type people, then you got Netanyahu there. That's, that's like a red dot on a target. That's scary. Yeah. It's interesting. It'd be interesting to see what the crowd reaction is to Netanyahu. It'd be very interesting to see it. I don't think it's going to be good. Yeah, well, but also there, it's, you know, if he, let's say it was UFC International Fight Week at Vegas, he would get booed out of the arena. Oh, yeah. But you're around all the oligards and one percenters.

They're probably in cahoots. Who knows what the, no one's going to say, that's not an audience. It's not an audience. No, there's no audience. Right. How big is it? How big? There's going to be 3,000 people, but it's all, there's only 600 tickets that Trump, Trump was a lot of 200 and, I'm sorry, Trump was allowed at 400.

Danes 200. The rest are all spoken for, so you have all the elites and pedophiles and one percenters. So it's not like you're getting a real fan base. And those people, you know,

there's going to be some soldiers I heard now. Yeah, but do you think those soldiers going to fucking boo Netting Yahoo? Like, no, they're professionals.

They're not going to do it. So it's not a real. But you're saying, if it was like in Miami. Oh, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have not Net and Yahoo walk out at T-Mobile arena. Let me know how it goes for you. They're not going to do that. The Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Yeah, do that. Do Brooklyn. Do Madison Square Garden. Let me know how it goes for. Yeah, not good. I bet he doesn't show up, but who knows? New York, he might be all right. More so than say.

With the fight fans? Yeah. I know, right? I don't know. Yeah, no. But even Strickland tweet out, like, I hope Netanyahu shows up so he can get a gauge on how people feel about him. It's like, that ain't going to be a gauge, Bubba. All those people are making money off this horrible shit.

Okay, next one is speaking to Trump. He's trying to put himself on the $250 bill. There's some shit I would do as a president. It's fantastic. He just does wild shit. He's just, there's a, there's a $250 bill? I guess it's going to be created for him. Is it going to be one of those minted things that you can't spend?

Fantastic. Well, there's the $2 bill. Yeah, so there used to be a $1,000 bill and a $500,000 bill. There used to be. I don't think so. Yeah. Look it up, Jen. Real quick, let's play this.

$50,000. I don't think so. I've never seen that. Look it up, Chin. $50,000 bill. $50,000 bill? Mm-hmm. It's taken out of circulation.

Wow. $5,000. $5,000. What's the highest they've made? They discontinued the $5,000. Think about that. That's amazing. $5,000.

It makes sense, though. When I fucking do it? What were they going to do? There's no credit card back then. Yeah. $100? Yeah, $100. $100.000.

Largest publicly circulated bills, $10,000. Bill ever printed was $100,000. $100,000. 100,000 gold certificate. That's gold. I've seen 500, I feel like. Other historical denominations, $500,000, $500,000,000.

Damn, so much. What happens if you have a $1,000 bill and you try and use it? Do they just say no to you? Yeah, I just need some change. Burger King's like... Just 7-Eleven. Burkings like, what? We don't even have cash here. This thing's fake.

Jump on $250 bill. It's not like you even see bills these days. No. Wow. It's how I don't recommend... Yes, you can cash a $1,000 bill at the bank, but it's highly recommended that you do not. Oh, because it could be sold. Oh, because it's worth a lot more than $1,000.

Wow. Could be worth anywhere from $2,000,000. Wow. You ever collected of anything like that? What do you mean? Anything? Collected anything? No.

Coins or nothing? I collected it as a kid. Baseball cards? Rocks. That's a sad child. What? You were a crystal kid? No, I wasn't.

Did you collect anything? Marvel comic books. Me too. Pogs? DC comic books. Pogs. Yep. Trading cards.

A lot of trading cards. Baseball, football, MLB. You know what kills me? I used to have, I was big into Pokemon when I was a kid. Gay. I had, dude, I had all the first edition. I had Charzard, Blastoise, Venusaur, all of them. Those are the ones that are selling for millions of dollars right now.

Really? And my dad, I asked him, where is it? And he checked his out. I can't find it. I think he gave it to another. neighborhood kid. Yeah, I get it though. Because they don't know.

Damn. Yeah, it was minimum hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cards. You mean, my brother were talking about the other day, we looked at cards and they're big now. Some of the cards, if my mom would have kept them, we have some, but she would have kept like the big boys. Man.

Dude, my friend was renovating a house. They were redoing the whole house, and they opened the wall, and they found a million dollars in silver, some crazy amount of silver. Giant things are silver. And I said, Are you going to keep it?

And he goes, no. I'm going to give it. They told the guy who owns a house, it's his stuff. Wow. He's so honest. But are they already well out? I was like, how about, no. Are they already well out? I was like, hey, take a little for yourself.

That's also an episode of Ozark, but whatever. Is it? Yeah, yeah. That's fine. That's fine. Way before Ozark. Well, what's, Pokemon cards are actually the most expensive out of all the cards. I know.

How about that? Not even an athlete. It's Pokemon cards. Which is so sad. Which is so sad. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah.

We got to imagine outside the U.S., there's some things that help the economy. Like Dragon Ball Z, if it wasn't for that, the Japanese economy would be. Oh, no. I think Pokemon's the most successful brand of all time. It is. Dragon Ball Z is up there too. Do you know that? What?

Where Dragon Ball Z, if it stopped being made, it would affect Japan's economy. Seriously? You know Tom Brady just opened up a card shop in downtown Austin? I just went by it the other night. And me and my girl went to dinner. I saw it. says buy Tom Brady 15.

Dude, Pokemon is the highest grossing and biggest media franchise in the world. Beating out Hello Kitty, Mickey Mouse, Star Wars and Marvel.

I don't get it. Well, explain to me. You know what, you and I are too old for it. You're too old for that shit. It was everything when I was... I forget why I know why it was everything.

Everything. Why? But what is it? Cards. You'd play... I'm really cool. You'd watch the movies. And was there,

there was a scavenger hunt or something with it? Pokemon Go was like a game that people played. How fucking crazy. But yeah, what is it about Pokemon? I looked it up Is this anime?

My thing are How are kids more into that Than say a fucking Shohei Otani rookie card? My brother's got a couple of those Like a real person My brother sells card

When he's not doing When he's not with I can't say what band he's with But when he's not with them And they're off tour He collects cards She started selling and selling cards Yeah it's a good business

But I heard Jim Norton collects cards And he was saying like It's surprising Like guys like Charles Barkler Shaquille O'Neal Those cards aren't worth shit But like

there's certain guys. They have to be super outliers. Yeah. The cards are worth the investment. Sometimes you could just pull a crazy car. Like Jim Jeffrey said he pulled a $20,000 card out of just a random pack. His son pulled it. Was it a son?

Yeah. Damn. So you'll just get like a pack and... Yeah, my brother does a whatnot. I don't have you heard of what not before. It's basically an app for like auctions. And my brother does auctions because he goes to South Korea, gets cards for so much cheaper, baseball cards,

U.S. baseball cards, and sells them in the United States. and my dad was just put $15 down for one my dad got a $5,000 card the other day. Yeah, but I guess it's like Paul Skeen's, they have to be like generational talent. Like Paul Skeen's rookie cards, O'Tani, obviously. But it goes, like O'Tonnie was in a bit of a slump. He's back now. What's Otani's rookie card worth? It's probably worth a pretty penny right now.

I would love one of those. You don't have one yet? No, I'm 40, bro. I don't collect cards. But I would. I would. I would collect the Dodgers. And I'm a big Paul Skeins fan.

That's an investment. 500,000 What pristine autographed But like look it says Raw upgraded version itself around 103 I'd pay one for I pay 150 for one

Yeah well a lot of people are doing It's an investment Yeah they hang on Why is the $500,000 one? Is that if it's autographed? It's autographed and a PSA of 10 What's a PSA? That's the condition rating

So like you know It's barely been touched But your kid hasn't chewed on it Yeah It's not dented on the That's how my dad was smart when I was a kid. I used to get all the Marvel comic books in DC and he was getting them forever but he'd get two.

One that I could read. Oh, type move. Type move, dad. Like a plastic. Yeah, because I used to fucking fold mine up. Yeah. Color on them and shit. Me and my brother would read them and like throw him around the room and shit.

He got two Peewee Herman toys because you know I was going to fuck that shit up. Tight move. And now it's worth pretty good money. Fuck. Damn, his Japanese rookie cards worth 20 to 25,000? Who would actually buy a card for 500,000? grand. People do. It's just an invest, it's like a stock because it's going to be worth a lot more when he retires. Mm-hmm. Damn. You got to imagine like the the whole sports memorabilia market is huge.

Like imagine having a Michael Jordan sign. Like you paid what, $5,000 for it when he first started popping off. Imagine how much a sign Michael Jordan basketball is or whatever it is now. Now you could buy a house with what you just invested five grand. Oh, at least. This guy was doing things with Randy Moss and he goes, You sign my ball? Randy Moss goes, no, I'm not signing your ball, man. Because you're going to sell it on eBay.

And he just walked away. Awkward. He's probably right. Yeah. It was like a man in his 50s. Hey, man, he signs off. That's what it was. The guy was like, hey, can you sound?

I'm with Randy. You the fuck. I thought that always thing is funny when you get a, there's a couple times we'd show up to the airport and they'd ask Brian to sign. They, with all the... It's going to be worth a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah, some of the MMA cards, too, yeah?

Well, Ilya's card is worth the most money out of any UFC. card ever made. More than a Connor like rookie card? Look up the price of the Iliate Soporia card. Because even when they told Dana how much it cost anyone. Oh really? Dana's kind of in the car. Dana's whatever the trend is with the young kids.

Dana's like unpacking cards. Yeah. Buddy, how much money do you need? 100,000 was the highest selling for Iliate Seporia card. PRISM, UFC Black Prism, one of one of one rookie card. Jesus Christ. Crazy.

You have a rookie card? Yo ya. Yeah? Yeah. That's cool. I have them too. Do you? Yep.

Yeah. I must be cool to be on a card. Pretty cool. That's pretty sick. Yeah, my kids like it. I have money off eBay. It's what you make off it is. I think, guys, I stand now here in the cold.

Grind them. 50 bucks. You guys are rolling in it. That's all right. It's so bizarre. Well, it is, but then. Then you collect. the money and then it's not so bizarre.

I've never been one to collect autographs. Yeah, but again, they're not collecting autographs. They're collecting cash. They go to the hassle of standing outside in the cold, getting the pictures printed, shown up. You know what I mean? At the end of the day, they're supporting the event. At the end of the day, they're fans of the show,

because they understand pictures, they understand everything. So they're fans. Let them make a few quid. That's why I see anyway. They're trying to make money so they can buy the paper views, so they can buy the merchandise, so they can print them pictures. sign them what I'll pay their pageers

One thing a lot of people I love him What is this? What the fuck was that? Bring that up It's an auto player Don't know No I gotta see that

One thing that they say not to ever do Is never sign with blue Sharpie Because they can copy your signature And they can just put on whatever they want Oh really? Wait let me see what that just was Let's see if I can go back to it though Once the video's gone

It's gone Yeah I think it's gone Oh man That was so weird Was that two goats fighting Yeah it's gone Yeah, I told me It's gone

All right, what else got you? Let's take a look All right, so this girl was on a live stream With a, I don't know A popular live stream that I don't know who he is But they asked her like Who's the last celebrity you hooked up with And she kind of mentioned

A sap Rocky I'll show you real quick Person you've been with Can I ask them? Yeah, we have to mute it Cover your mouth, you buffoon That's what she fucked up on Look at it

Could there be an easy? your name to mouth. I know. She was all, A-Sat Rocky. They're all, whoa, whoa. And then everyone in the live chats going like, they just, you know, repeated it. Oh, shit, is A-Sat Rocky? And then it goes back to the audio in a bit.

She's like, showing text and stuff. Would Rocky really cheat on Rihanna with this girl? Let me answer that question. Yes, he would. Dude, speaking to athletes, Marshawn Lynch, such a fun actor. I love him. He's in Euphoria this season. So good. Is he? He's so good on it.

Marshawn. he's fucking huge oh yeah dude he's so big he walks around at 250 looks bigger than that on the season six and he's six maybe six once yeah he plays like kind of like

one of the gang members on doesn't lift weights either he's just like that wide is he yeah always been just huge oh I saw this yeah what is this this is a woman trying to get off of air

we've all been through this experience before dude I am oh yeah this is interesting she was just like what was she just she's trying to get off before everyone else We're all trying to get to the front We all pay the same goddamn money Okay, but I'm saying, sir, I'm just telling you, excuse me, if you move

And the door ain't open I'm just saying, though, it doesn't matter around the right. I'm trying to get up to the front. Yeah, we all are. I wouldn't have given them a hard time. It drives me crazy when everyone trying to go off the plane Yeah, people think. She might want to get up because she's, something's going on.

She might have claustrophobia, something. Closterphobia? Yeah, dude, stand up for something, Bubba. claustrophobic she flew for three hours you think she got claustrophobia when we're all trying to get off you never know I would say something for sure would you I'm like what the fuck are you doing

dude nothing drives you more crazy than old people on planes where they're like only let off the people who need to be let off for the next flight and there's always just old people you know they're fucking not going anywhere and they just decide to just stand there well I don't know I mean look it depends yeah it depends you can be in pain

if she's a dick about it you know I'm just trying to get the front like the rest of it's like dumb ass we all I don't know sometimes though people have to do something like go to the bathroom really bad or something we'll say something like I was assumed that if you're that you're something's up like I don't know if you're that crazy you're crazy right if something's going on and you want to get to the front like that it's not normal and if you're not normal but I think this happens unless it's a total disregard for everybody else I've never had this happen I've never had someone I've seen it multiple times I travel yeah I had it all the time really what I mean all the time really all the time never had probably what I'm Like once every couple months for me where I'll see someone. Well, they'll get up first. And then it's turned into like a bicker back and forth. Usually I don't have to say anything. Other people are like, what are you doing?

Yeah. Like we're all trying to get something. And they're like, oh, my bat. And then they sit down and let people go. It's just kind of a. Anytime you have somebody being a little bit crazy like this, I'm always like, something's going on with this person. And I'm, if she was like, I'm going to shit my pants like, like, yeah, get going.

Yeah, then I'm cool. Yeah. If you have a reasoning, but if you're just like, I'm going to shit. Yeah. A great way to get to them. Hey, I'm going to shit my pants.

Then everyone's like, let's go. Get up there, girl. Yeah, it's just a respect thing. Like, you know what it is with me?

If it's a woman, yeah. If it's an elder, it's a middle-aged woman like that, I'm going to let her through. If it's a dude, it's going to be different. Like a woman,

I'm, she looks like a grandma. Or something's up. I'm going to let her through as a guy. I'm not going to be that guy behind her. Oh, a guy gets so much less grace. Yeah. If a dude,

I'm like, what's up, bro? If he's bumping me. If it's a woman, she's getting by without question. Like, especially, especially like a woman at that age. Especially because she's running through. It also depends. Yeah, you have a tight school. It also depends.

It also depends how long the flight was. If it's like a five, six hour flight, get the fuck back to your seat. If it's just from here to like fucking. Dallas. It's all right. I'm just not, I'm not going to, that's not a fight I'm having, I guess. Yeah, because also what's going to happen? Right.

Like, what are you going to do? Like, you're not, nobody wins. Right. Hey, sit down. No, all right, man. All right. I will say, since I'm not dying on this hill. I'm also not going to fight you.

Right. Correct. Since I've switched from Spirit to Southwest, a lot less of this. Yeah. Well, less of this. Yeah, well, spirit was unruly.

And Southwest, before they had assigned seats was pretty out. I used to love that. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I love the free-for-all. Yeah. Because I'd always get like the emergency row and show. Uh-huh. Yeah.

There was just piece of shit who decided to sit in a seat and he goes she goes that's my seat and he goes yeah but the flat attendant said i could sit here so you just go back there and the woman this the woman looks at this piece of shit and just he was this fat shithead he's from new york city oh just a bad guy she goes no i'm not that's my seat yeah but she told me i could sit here so you can go back i was right there i was there for that he's all there there i would have been like you get the fuck out and she She stood her ground. Yeah.

This is what happened when Van Lathen called out Theo Vaughn? Oh, well, it's on another tab, but I mean, you want to see that one first? Yeah. He goes, Van, you know this guy, right? A guy that is at our lives is from our home state. My home state that you're talking. They're by the name of Theo Vaughn. Okay.

Okay. So. These are dumb ass. He can win him over. This is a true story. So James goes, hey, Van, Theo Vaughn. Theo goes, yeah, what's up? Theo used to do a podcast with a guy

that I used to work with and all of this stuff. So I'm talking to Theo. And Theo's from Mandyville with the exact same age. And, you know, say, hey, man, what's it, Mandyville, blah, blah, blah. We're doing all of this stuff. And I started to feel like a bitch-ass, okay? You guys can laugh at it, but you can't think it.

Okay? So I start to feel like I'm tucking out. So after a while of me having pleasure with Theo it's really happened I pulled Theo to the side

and I'm like hey man I was really and have been really disappointed in you and some of the stuff that you've done

with your podcast I've been pissed off at you we've been taking some shots at your and I don't do it and Theo goes this thing

snap him bitch man I really didn't know he was gonna be like that so this is what I'm saying so then I ask Theo so I'm like

okay So what do I do here? It's two things I could do. I could snip his nuts. All right. And how are you going to do that? It's kind of welcome him in. No.

Well, that's one. Just to be a three of them. It's not welcome him. Just push on that a little bit. Just be like, what do you mean? Talk to him for a little bit. And he starts telling me stuff and stuff like that. And it's clear that that is somebody who you could probably move.

Right. You could probably get somebody like that with that type of platform, with that type of reach to come over. And if you can do it to that person, then you have to do it. But here's the thing. Wait a minute. You're booing me for saying the same thing. Why are you laughing for him?

They like me. But here's, but here's the thing. This is the last thing I'll say about it. Everybody has different jobs, right? Everybody, that's your job. All right. I'm not doing that. My job is to tell Theo, y'all, I'm going to fuck over here.

every chance I get you. All right. You go out, use the fucking chin and the nice game. They mean get them over to the left? You know, so all of that. What do they mean? Get them over. Those people. Yeah, all right. Everybody has to be okay with the band. Everyone has different jobs. Go ahead. You can do it. I don't know what the contact of the show is. Let me look at the show. I guess he's saying that Theo is, is gave certain people platforms like Trump and he could bring him over to the left. And what does the left stand for, by the way? what does that guy stand for you just got two soft guys there

what is what is that guy with who's drunk that guy who snaps his fingers snapping is like someone calling people it's so annoying that the guy who does this also calls his girl his partner it's just gay gay stuff yeah well how is it going for people what like what is the left offering

what is their consistent what consistency according to van he pulled Theo to the side told him directly they felt Theo had been irresponsible at times with his platform fuck off okay that's he hadn't How's your platform going, Bubba?

Lars probably I have influence and should think. Yeah, he does the right thing by hounding celebrities in their day-to-day life. Now, that's a, that's a noble thing to do to put a camera in fucking... I don't mind that. I don't mind that he has a problem with that and he can do that. I just don't know what argument he made there. It's like, I don't know how to follow your argument. What are you saying?

Like, what would you like him to do with it? His argument is, I don't agree with you. Don't give these guys a problem. And don't give these guys a platform. Theo had Bernie Sanders on, right? Correct. A lot of people on. Tulsi Gabbard, he's had a ton of people.

He's had a lot of people who have different ideas. But also, he wasn't, like, mean to Theo about it. No. It's whatever. But he did say maybe I'll clip his nuts now. Define that. Don't say that to me. What do you mean to clip it about? You're going to clip my nuts, bro?

Like, verbally? I hope not physically. Not physically. I don't get it. Like, are you going to get it? You're not going to get in my face, right? Huh? He's trying to say, take you down a notch.

Not that smart. I don't know. I'm not that impressed to that guy. Who is that guy? He's gonna take field that much? You're not saying

the guy with a bucket hat from TMZ is not someone you respect? I mean, I don't know him. I don't, maybe he's a good guy. Maybe he's got something to say.

I don't know. But I just, there's a lot of talk and I just don't know what his. It's crazy to me to be a paparazzi and talk about morals. But didn't he leave TMC?

Didn't he leave it up to Kanye stuff? Because Kanye gave a whole speech so then he quit. Look, he's probably a good guy. Yeah, I don't have. an issue with him? I don't know. He's probably a metal once or twice. Nice guys. Yeah. But I don't have any problem with somebody who has a problem with Trump or has a problem with the right as it stands now or the Republican Party. There's a lot to criticize there.

100%. So, but. But Theo's, it's his podcast. He can have whoever he wants on the podcast. So it's just I don't know. Yeah. Look, I mean, Theo. Theo is. Oh, I know what this is. This is about nothing. Yeah. It's not like Theo's going to do anything. It's not like he's going to do anything. He creates clips, though, and we're talking about it's not marked. What hasn't created clips. He didn't say anything, though. What I'm saying is that he didn't do anything. He didn't say anything. I wish he had done this.

It's more we can move him over here. How? With what? What are you offering? Yeah, what are you offering? Right. What are you offering? Exactly.

If you're a black dude in that environment, anything you say is going to be cheered by white people. It's hilarious. Okay. This is the last one. It's just a car crash. one's okay but check out check out how crazy this is so drag race oh oh jesus christ this guy has a debris hit his oh shit yeah it's not good that's not good at all

the drive the cars are fucked that was see how yeah that sucked for them that's one of what went into the guy's leg anything little piece of debris rocked pebbles but at that speed it's going to really scary. You said they're okay? Also probably one's okay. Yeah, everyone's okay. Sit there during a race. And the driver is perfectly fine too, which is crazy if he see this.

Oh, he just came over with other. They're going right now. Damn. We think that's 70 miles an hour right there? Dude. Or not. They just took off and you started fucking, what's the reason why, why does cargo fucking crazy like that?

It looked like he just got out of control, just lost it. It ran into the other lane. that's why you got to have a fin on the back of your car guys all times down first got to have a fan on the back of your car that's it all right kids be are you on the road this weekend i'm on the road i'm in uh i'm in chicago chicago imbri friday saturday come get some my my favorite one of my favorite clubs uh seanberg improv let's go see you soon i'm gonna be filming this week and next week so i'm gonna be you're filming for no leg days yep we got some pretty big episodes coming soon nice crushing it all right kids that's it enjoy your summer

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