The Fighter & The Kid - Sam Tripoli | TFATK Ep. 1133

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Sam Tripoli joins the show for the first time since we've moved to Austin and the guys talk the controversy behind comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia, conspiracy theories including Charlie Kirk internet rumors, "doom scrolling", the butterfly principle, gross adult films, the history of the "Moors", the legend of Shohei Ohtani, baseball, NFL conspiracies, Sam's animated show suggestions, his new crowd work special and much, much more! Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chin, do you have a charger by chance? Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Thank you, dude. I miss you, brother. I love you, dude.

I love you, man. Dude, I found out your, we can talk about it on the show, but I found out you're here. Let's just roll, Chin. This guy's like, oh, dude, why do you call us? I'm like, who is this? He's like, Shob. I'm like, oh, you got a new number. That's why.

We're rolling. We're rolling? Dude, so the only reason. I found out, Sam, he's always been good to us. Always. Dude, I love you guys. He loves Sam. He comes to Austin, you know, you got to check in.

Yeah, but dude, you, you're, the only reason I texted your old number. I didn't, but that's my excuse. You got to check in. I've been called him every day. Otherwise you get checked. And you do your number changed. Yeah, did change. Okay, so how was I supposed to know that?

You could have checked them with Brian. I'm team job, dog. But dude, so I'm at the gym. I'm just, I should wear your hat. Dude, I just ran to Sam Trippley, man. he was at 10th Planet doing jih Tijuana. Sam's in Austin? He goes, yeah, I went, I'll be right back.

Hey, dude. I'm sorry, brother. I love you. Dude, I would have been here sooner if you guys lived in Texas. You guys lived so fucking far out. Hey. Oh, my God. But I want to do that, too.

I want to live in the middle of nowhere. Welcome to freedom. I just want to live in the middle nowhere. You're flurting with Texas? I would move to Texas tomorrow if I could. I would move to Texas tomorrow if I could. good. Yeah. I just have people in my life that don't want to. So that makes it tough. By the way, though, the summer's here. And the fall break your back a little bit.

I'm okay with that. I lived in Vegas for years. This might, that's what they make air conditioning for. It's true. And I'm very good in the heat. But it does get a little heavy. Sam, I'm telling you, people warm me, I've had no issues. We've been bit by railways six times. Listen, dude, L.A. summers aren't what they used to be. They're like insanely hot now. Something happened. They flipped the switch. It's like a hundred and some. Valley,

a hundred and a... But here's my thing. That's what AC's for. That's where a car has ACs. That's what ACs for, dude. That's true. That's all I'm talking about. You are correct.

I just want to get my kids out of the house. Go do something. Go do something. Because it's like we live in an area where it's like there's nobody their ages to play with. That's the problem we had. Come to Texas, it's like fucking Sam. Get outside.

See you when you graduate. Get outside. what are you talking about on stage uh you know it's so funny dude i've been in a little rut lately like i've been i've been in november will be 30 years of stand-up creatively right creatively 30 years dude and i've talked about everything i care about like the cow ripkin of come dude i feel you know it's funny about that but sam that's funny because sometimes like i know exactly what you mean like after this special i i uh for the past almost by the way everyone says it's a beautiful special thank you bye i shot it thank you thanks to you thanks to you

and thanks to Dana. Dana's the best. She's amazing. And I'm proud of it. But there's that eight-month period where I went through, like, I was like, I didn't feel like writing.

I don't have anything to say. I don't want to repeat myself. But isn't there enough chaos in the world going right now where you could probably take an angle? But it's this weird thing right now, Shop, is like when Bill Hicks and George Carlin roamed the earth,

they got their news from one hour on television and they read a newspaper and that was it. Now everybody's doom scrolling all the time. So that's why we're kind of, In this era, I call wedding singer comedy. We're in wedding singer comedy. It's like, do the funky chicken guy. You know, bring somebody up on stage and make them.

Like, because people just want to escape that. Yep. So it's like, it's really hard to be like, hey, man, I want to get deep on this shit. They're like, oh, dude, we've been on Instagram on all day. Yeah. So they kind of want stupid and funny, stupid. And I get it, dude. They want silly.

We're in the age of silly comedy. You get spiritual about things. Yeah. Do you, do you think? Because I think about this all the time. Like, to what degree are we dealing with the Antichrist here? Oh, it's coming. Dude, these old religious, crazy people are astroturfing the end of days.

They're following a script. And it's all astroturf. Now, if it's authentic, and they're just trying to bring on the end of days. Like everyone's getting mad at Israel. And then they're like, oh, anti-Semitism, that's done on purpose. They want everybody to get mad at Israel because it's prophesiesies. size that the world will go to war with Israel and the Messiah will come they're literally these guys are like 88 they're like dude wrap it up I've been around for fucking ever dude let's get this

going dude and that's what they're trying to do right now that's why it's so blatant sam with the knowledge you have when your kids are like dad when I'm 21 you're like there ain't gonna be no yeah you're gonna be you're gonna be mad maxing it okay I'm trying to get my kid into jujitsu it is a weird time I'm just like dude you got to learn jujitsu because like black chicks will fuck you up, dude. And black chicks fight like volopter raptors, dude. When you size up this one, this one comes from the side and takes you out.

You got to get ready for that shit. Got to keep your hands up. Yeah, you got to be looking both sides. Yeah, you'd have your head on a swoop. Yeah, you got to do one of the fish. You've got to be a fish. Yeah, 100%. They say elephants, elephants, when they see a predator, so if you got to, if you're on a safari with a Rottweiler in your Jeep, very

bad idea, they won't let you do it. Because they're like, oh, no, we're around. Who's bringing a Rottweiler on a safari? People do it. People like in like who back in the day you'd have your emotionally stabling dog yeah you'd have your dog with you know if you're hunting whatever people have a dog they have a german shepherd or whatever when an elephant sees a predator and their eyes are here that elephant will come in grab that fucking dog pull it out of your truck and stomp it to death and do it to you for good marriage that's what you get you got your eyes over here dog on a safari have eyes on each side of your

head just like a deer does put some wiggly eyes on the side of it and it doesn't know what it is The tour guide told you that. Hey, do we believe that story? I think it's pretty well known. I hear from this guy all the time about like, what was me? And I'm like,

dude, where are you right now? I'm in Belize. I mean, dude, I've never gone on vacation in my life. It's like I'm so stressed on. I'm in London.

I'm in London. I'm in my billionaire friend. I'm like, drinking wine and having somebody load my gun for me. It can't be too bad. Yeah. Dude, you vacation more than I've done in my life.

I have social obligation. Yeah. I know you do, dude. Yeah. Cheer up, buddy. I will. You're living the 1%. I had a great weekend.

I hung out with my dad, my 14-year-old, saw my 3-and-a-half-year-old. My 3-and-a-half-year-old was like, we have a boy's weekend. No girls are allowed. He kept saying, that's all the women are my family. Sam is true. You've been on more vacation than anybody I know. I've never seen anybody. Ever.

It's like, oh, money. I'm like, oh, I'm in France. I'm like, well, the problem is. That's where your money's going. No, the problem is I got to fly coach to France. That's not right. That, dude, it's such a hard life. Broke's different.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's Rich Broke and then there's Broke, bro. He's MC Hammer Broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's like, I got... But going back to this whole thing, dude, it's all as... Dude, nothing, everything is fake and gay.

I'm literally, everything is fake and gay. Everyone's, I was just hanging out with Kurt Metzker. He's a machine. He's a machine. Oh, dude. I just sit back and listen. You two together, dude. Oh, I have to flavor, flavor it, right?

Where, like, he just goes up. And I go, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, you know it. That's how my, I'm his hype man, dude. What's funny about Kurt, is he's such an amazing stand-up comic. Oh, he's, but then he loves to get crazy conspiratorial. Yeah, I mean, he gets, because he's right, Brian, he's right. Do you see Brian sharing his argument with, he's looking down on you? He's like, he just, his eyes.

Oh, he's so big, dude. Brian sharing his argument with, uh, Rogan, and he posted on Instagram. I'm like, why are you sharing your own snuff film? Yeah, no, he goes, do you have a camera? for humiliation. I didn't post that. My guy did. I didn't know. That was a bad idea. Yeah, I didn't know. It was a bad look. Yeah. I didn't know. Did they post on mine? Yeah. I never would. It's all good. I was just joking. Yeah. It's not. Listen, everything's fake. Nothing's real. Everyone's freaking about it. But even the Charlie Kirkstall's fake? Uh, dude. It's, I mean,

it's weird, dude. It's, I've never seen. I brought to here, Doug. Why is it weird? What? Or it's not. Or it's not. Let's hear what's the autopsy? Where is he buried? What is what the fireworks? What is this wrestling? when you're coming out. What's the whole relationship? It's just weird, dude. There's nothing normal about it. Well, assassinations.

Dude, within an hour of his assassination, his replacement is on CNN. It's weird. Or all the Google searches? So I went to eat dinner with Kurt Metzker and his beautiful girlfriend. They're wonderful people. You want to see amazing. Order oysters with Kurt Metzker and watch him eat it like he's in a hot dogging contest.

Cookie Monster? I get it. It's so crazy, right? So anyway, he's, dude, I just sit back and listen to him because he's like a machine. And he was telling me, so they did all those Google searches on, they checked out all the Google searches on the furry trans assassin, we believe that. So they did that. So they saw in Washington, D.C.

Have you seen this? They saw in Washington, D.C. two days before, there were Google searches on Tyler Robinson. two days before. So Kirk goes to, his fans go, someone look up if they did this with any of these other stuff. Every single one of these major impact events two or three days before, somebody in Washington, D.C. was doing a Google search

on something that was involved with. So the idea of somebody else killed him? Everything is fake and gay. Well, what if, what if it's awesome? No, Brian. What if it's awesome? I've done this so long with you. Yeah.

You go oxen razor on everything. and you've been wrong. But hold on, but how should it is it, too? Remember that one guy stood up and was like, I shot him, right? And he turns out to be a freaking child predator. They can't, nobody can interview him. And have you seen he was at September 11? Yep.

He was at other assassination. And bombing, yes. But don't you think, don't think, don't you hold, for me, it's like watching the left constantly catastrophes Donald Trump, his administration, his rise to power, and talking about this threatens the very foundations of our civilization, of our democracy. and that is the thing that Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, all the progressive leaders continue to say totally irresponsibly. And they know what they're doing. What they're really trying to do is incite violence against their enemies, in my opinion.

That's how cynical I am. So I don't excuse them of that. And it's also very possible that a very imbalanced young person, and there are plenty out there with a lot of mental owners. Brian, have you ever seen these trans like TikTok videos? Do you see how messy their rooms are? yet somehow they can organize a hit like this. And put away the guy. It's like unbelievable to me.

They're the messiest people, but somehow they strategically organize this thing. It's like easier for you to believe it's a trans shooter than the intelligence agencies who have a history of that. It's just easier. Well, I guess you would take somebody who's mentally imbalanced and they'd be a good pat. Or you take someone whose job it has always been is to snuff out resistance,

create chaos, civil unrest. Well, there's no doubt that, that, like, if you look at who's sowing a lot of this trans fights and all this craziness, that it's foreign actors. China and Russia, for example, are very, very involved in trying to destabilize things around vaccines from within, around all that stuff. So they're, like Rogan was saying that literally, they've done some studies where three-fourths of the fucking posts are foreign bots.

Oh, it's like over 90%. You guys hear that somebody broke into a fortune? and they found that like 80% of the anti-Semitism was coming from Israel. Yeah. No way. Yeah. Dude, it's all part of this plan. From Israel.

Yeah. So that we, so you can create. So you, you hate. It's all part of the plan. Well, foreign, foreign governments have propaganda wings. Yes. I mean, all governments have propaganda wings. We do too.

Yeah. Because you have to fight information with information. Yep. So there's no doubt. And it's only just, it's only ramped up. And my thing, my thing is I literally don't know it's true anymore. I mean, with AI in these videos, I don't know what's true. I actually don't know what to look.

It's not really new, Brian. It's, but technology's made it really hard. No, yeah. Brian hasn't known what's been true for a while. But technology has made it so that somebody can be saying something. But Brian, here's what I want to say to you, because, you know, I was talking to the curve about this. I've been saying on my show, you're like things now, you don't know what is true.

Like, what is true? The Gulf of Tonkin, weapons of mass destruction, the hippie movement, feminism, gangster rap. Was any of that true? You find out all these people forever are either the children of the military or the elite. Nothing's ever real. Like Lana Del Rey's like, I lived, I had to sell my body. Her father's a billionaire, dude.

You remember when Jules like, I had to sleep in my car with her blonde hair and her fat rack. She had to sleep in a car? Yeah. Like none of it's real, dude. Not my watch, sweetie. Not my watch, ever. Not today.

Yeah, celebrities have always come up with romantic backstories. What? Celebrities have always come up with romantic backstores. Yeah, but it's astro-turfing, dude. It's controlling narratives. It's like the NWA completely CIA. No, NWA was like kids from the hood, though. No, they were, dude.

Not one of them is from Compton. Rap came out of the South Bronx when it was burning. No, rap was astroturf. They killed off the powerful, the positive rap that was killing it, that was crushing it before. they killed it off and they inserted gangster rap. Gangman was killed each other. Like Ice Cube was never a gangster.

Ice Cube is the Larry the cable guy of hip hop. No, the guys that became successful at rap and at the business were smart, usually kind of nerdy guys who spent their time working on music. That's what they're doing. Like Dre spent his time in his basement. So have you guys seen this new thing? It's the most insane example of what I'm talking about. Do you guys see how Snoop Dog went to a Pixar movie and he's there with his

grandkids. He's not like how gay it was or something. He's like, why are they having these girls, why are they having mothers making out in front of the kids? Right? Do you know today I saw on Twitter they announced that Snoop Dog has a new LBDQ cartoon? No. Well, you look that up and see if it's real? I don't think it's real. Take a little break because I want to talk to you about auto parts. If you're looking for auto parts, whether it's a new battery, whether it's windshield wipers, whether it's anything. O'Reilly has it. They don't have it in the store. They will have it in stock. They have a very, very helpful and knowledgeable service staff. And they are always on call ready to help you. There are the professional parts people. And O'Reilly Parts, it is a one-stop shop

for all things, auto do-it yourself. And you can find what you need in store or online. So stop by O'Reilly Auto Parts today. Visit O'Reilly Auto.com slash fighter. That's O'Reilly Auto.com slash fighter. You might have been dup, Doug. You just got Gamed. I'm fine with it. You got candy. I'm kidding with it might be real dude it might be real i still haven't been dup by a i yet cia look i just look right there go down keep going down it says he does not embrace snoop added gay look go down dude it's all real dude but yeah but you guys are not

go up chin go up because it what's this say i mean chin uses google so that's a whole not oh don't You might be right all the time. All the time. You might be right here. Oh, while Snoop Dog has an animated children series called Doggyland, he does not have a new LGBTQ-focused cartoon. However,

an episode of Doggyland that aired in October 2025 featured a song promoting LGBTQ. Dude, love is love. Which the cartoons characters show support for same-sex couple. Yeah, but what about what about? Yeah, but dude, Sam,

guys what about the split between lgb and tq there's a real split going on yeah there totally is yeah and it's one is a sexual identity the others i one is the real gays like get out of yeah 100 yes one the real gays like we don't want to be part of this weird shit yeah i got a joke about that right now that i'm talking about because the trans issue comes down the one thing passability okay if you look at a hot chick you can stay if you look like a haunted scarecrow get the fuck out of the women's bathroom, okay? Don't even use a guy's bathroom. Shit in the woods, okay?

Get the fuck out of here, right? That's it. Blair White walks in, everyone's chill, dude. Super chill. Right? Everyone's looking around. It's like, any friends here? Anyone know anything?

Right? Was Blair White on transparent? No, dude. Are you ready for the craziest fucking shit? Yeah. So I'm Todd with someone. I'm not going to say who it is. He showed me Blair White's,

whose real name is like Blair Russell, which is the old Russell family. You know about the Russell's? Uh-uh. They were the old opium families. Oh, wow. Right? I'm not saying she, I think she might be they, the Russians. What are the old opium families? Bring her up for

Brian. Oh my God. Opium families. I don't know if you have enough time. I don't know if you have enough time. They were the ones who were basically running the opium trade. There was a bunch of opium families. British. And those families, just bring her up. Don't bring up the opium. Yeah, just bring on Blair wire.

The Chinese, that was the opium. Blere white, yeah. The Opium wars were them, they forced the Chinese to sell opium into their own people. The Bank of England. No, not the football player. Chim's really bad. Just put a hot chick. Jim's been doing this for so long and he's just, you're not that good.

It's just not his thing. It just popped up. Come on. I think I finally use duct to go and then that's what popped up. It's always something. How about that poor football players? Like, you're not a hot trans. I'm a dude.

I'm a dude. Yeah, that's her on the right, Chin. Yeah, that's her. There you go. She's been on Rogan. Yeah. they say your last name's a russell she do you know the he should her high school she she she went to was a pyramid on a black cube i don't think so okay why do you think

everything is a size because everything's a conspiracy brian everything's name it your entertainment your your your news so what about your television your food your air your water what He compromised. Talented people that make it. Who? Tupac. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Did you just say Tupac? Yeah. The gay theater kid who suddenly began a game. Yeah, but he was a gangster rapper. You're so crazy, Brian. You ever see that video on him? Of course.

Two bucks off the worst. But I'm saying, I'm saying, you know Biggie Smalls stole his name and all of his first hits were stolen from this fat rapper from Mississippi. He was so talented. Dude, that doesn't matter, Brian, everyone's always your argument. I'm just saying they're talented writers. Yeah, but do you understand their compromise and their position so they compromise? So when Snoop Dog goes, dude, what's with this gay stuff in cartoons?

And then the next month, he's like, I got gay stuff in my cartoon. Yeah. It's weird. It's all about manipulating energy. So you think there's somebody that comes to, there's somebody that comes to stars and says, hey, we want you to be pro gay. I think it's the machine. You have to.

Why would they do it? The longer you're in it and the hard. Explain why so many celebrities' kids are trans. Have you ever looked at the number? I know exactly why. Why, Brian, let's hear this. I think it's because the kind of people in Hollywood have to play that terrible game. Okay, so that's what you're saying?

That's what we're saying? That game is. Yeah, but is it the game you want to play or are you nudged to play? Oh, you have to play. So I'm going to say something. So you can't be a celebrity and come out and say you like Trump. I'm not going to say the comedians, right? I'm not going to say their names.

But I've watched comedians come into the comedy store as new comics, open micers becoming regulars. And they come in and they are just spitting fire. I mean, they're getting, they're getting, they're pushing all the envelopes, crossing all the lines, going hard in the place. And then just one day they show up and everything's like, what's up with Starbucks? Dating's hard. You just, you go, oh, somebody got the whisper, dude.

Someone got the whisper, tone it down, play this. Yeah, you don't think agents tell people to play a little game. game of who is who come on Brian wait who come oh why didn't they whisper to me what's that why didn't they why don't I because you were already half a queer that's why they were like dude he's getting up I was already a power bottom and your dad is a fucking lizard so you're already it but that's why I didn't get the one hundred percent why don't I get the whisper because Brian you were already in you're not the whispering you're rich your banker rich kid I did have a very that's okay we love you Brian person tell me why he thought I didn't make

it which I won't say but anyway that's mean Brian you made it it was interesting Brian's shut up you made about I all said you had a sitcom I guess it depends what you mean made on sitcom yeah yeah you were in movies and movies Brian you'd be making crushed it yeah Brian here's your problem you're not Kevin Hart Brian you didn't you don't remember there was a time when you were acting and you hated acting yes and you I remember you come to comedy I just want I don't like being I don't like being not wanted I don't I don't like not being in front of the party. Because you just focus,

you literally are the, the greatest example of perspective. And I get mad at myself for it. But the problem is I get mad at myself. Yeah, you be, like I get bummed out. So much on what you don't have.

And I get mad at myself. You have a gorgeous wife. Everything. You have a wonderful ex-wife. You have great kids. I do. You travel the world. I mean,

dude. I mean, like people would die to have your life. I know that. But you focus on. It's like what I listen. I call you when he's ready to jump off the bridge. All the time.

all the time. He called me all the time. You know what? I'm going to have to call you back. Yeah. I was having a good day. Brian, I had one girlfriend break up with me and I wanted to break up with her so fucking badly and then she broke up with me and my heart was broken and I cried during Lord of the Rings. I went to the movie and I just cried. Everyone's like, this guy loves this movie. I'm like, it's so sad, dude. I'm so fucking sad. Right. And then I get mad of myself for being a bitch and not having respect. Brian, just enjoy it. Stop focusing on the results. I call Sam, I call Sam all the time about this. Sam helps me. Sam goes, hey, Brian, it's called the butterfly.

I'm not much help. Let the butterfly land. I'm not much help. How can you be? Brian, it's the butterfly principle. If you chase a butterfly, it runs away. If you sit still, it comes and lands right on it. Sometimes. Sometimes. But Brian, even if it was the best it ever got, it's still amazing. Like, do you really think Daddy's going to be on Skid Row? are you going to be slob and knob no you're going to be fine

it's fine it's okay and Brian if you slob we would love you even more I love how you think it's going to be a big route too like you're not getting sucked up they don't have yeah they don't go to 58 year old men to suck them off

you're getting the fat white guy he's like yeah you're like eh I went for the one with the fucked up teeth back though I tried my wife was a sound asleep I get it. My little son came in to cuddle with her, and my wife, and I'm like, and she's cuddling with my son, and I'm, like, kind of kneeling on the side of the bed. It's like one in the morning.

It's like, hi, Angel. And I just go like this. I just rub my hand and run it down. She goes, she goes, she goes, get off me. Get off me. I was like, I go downstairs. I'm like, I'm trying to find porn. Oh, yeah.

I couldn't even find porn. I haven't watched porn. I couldn't even jerk off. Dude, I haven't watched porn like 93 days. Wow. Every day off of porn is like winning the Super Bowl. Oh, I love it. It's such a higher vibration.

I don't do it. I'm about to jerking off too. That's not you have to age verify and I'm like, I'm never doing that. Oh, yeah. That's how they get you. You just get it off too? Why? What's jerking off natural?

I just beat it up so bad. It's done. I'm just, it's done. We're good, dude. You got a porn addiction. It's been a fun run. It's been a fun run. Yeah.

We've had a fun run. You got a porn addiction. It's time to let just kind of just send it out the pasture. What was your, what's your, what's your, Just roam, dick. What's your, what's your point of choice? What gets you up? Oh, God.

Dog fart, dog fart, that shit. And then you just start, you start getting into this shit, Brian, that you realize porn is a giant humiliation ritual. Yes. And that these girls are just like, I'll humiliate myself for this money. And they're like, and you see them, they fall for it. They're like, I'm the nastiest chick on the internet. And you're like, you know, that's not good. That's kind of like bad.

But it's like this weird flex. celebrated right now it's like that bunny blue she has a documentary me with a thousand men it's like hey bitch that's not a that's not good my buddy my buddy ruined porn for me a long time ago he said something i never forgot he said for me it's like watching a woman with a massive head wound sex and i went fuck you want to see the effects of porn there's people on youtube that have too much time and these guys will put compilations of adult film stars have passed away and literally 80% of it is drug overdose murder unaliving. Of course.

80% of it. Of course it is. It's like, and then we, from that. And, okay, only fans is a giant intelligence operation to convince normies to get into the business. They make no money. Like the average only fans make $700.

And the chicks who do make all the money? Look that up to it. It might be $300 because we see it and you see those girls at 40 million, 30 million. That's all sci op. That's all bullshit. that's the average person makes three i think 300 or 400 or 400 dollars a month is it cia yeah they CIA doing it yes 100 percent dude 100 percent giving the CIA so much power

can you stop giving the CIA it's 100 percent you don't know anybody in the CIA dude I do that's that's why you're wrong because you know them and you don't see what they're doing oh my bad I was a little off it's a hundred fifty hundred eighty dollars that's even worse you can't pay your cell bill I want to know what I would make right around that dude what about that Cory Sagan who made two mills just showing his balls I know

I wish I had big balls that's actually incredible two mil right now would you go for two mil and just put your sack on there course I would pay my mortgage at your age might not and Brian you would get so sad because you were making

four mill showing your balls like why can't I make four mill dude these guys are making two mil why can I make four mill I bet you I would make ten dollars I remember we were talking about me bottling my farts to see how much I would make and I had a guy

I was never I was never in on that a serious guy called and said he goes I'm one I'm that guy so if you ever want to send me farts I'd pay you money and I was like what did you block did he give you a number no no he just he just sent me that on a DM on Instagram I'm that guy there was a girl bottling farts

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Stream now. Pay never. But how do you get there? Like did somebody fart in your? your face you're like oh some people like want a want a beautiful girl to take a shit in their toilet that's the one thing i can't get into that makes one poop is not no that's that's right that's normal no that's just grogan when the internet was so early those early years i remember it was like 1996 two girls one cup and joe joe i hear he goes stay out stay out

he's giggling he's like he i can hear him giggling and then i see he's I swear to guy, he seemed like, uh, I got, uh, and I'm like, what are you doing? Stay out, stay out. And he goes, okay, ready? And he goes, come in. And he hits enter and he runs out of the room and he's giggling. And I, like, walk into the room and he's got this huge, he had a room full of computers and he had a huge fucking, Joe was in his computers way before anybody else.

I went to fries with him when he bought his own circuit board to, but to increase memory. I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. So he's like giggling and I walk in in and this. it's at the time was this giant computer screen and he's giggling and I just see this ass this don't make me throw up. And then I see this samurai guy. He's got his hair tied back in these Japanese and I just see him going oh. And I see an ass like, all right.

So what are we doing here? And I was so naive. I'm like, what are we doing here? Like, you know, okay, I'm watching this. He's going to lick her butt. Okay. Oh, you're going to give. And a fucking little mustard poop just creeps out.

you know when you put you press a you know how the ice cream comes out of a soft serve it just comes out and and he and and you joe's going like this he's going and he's laughing and i i can't look away because it's going to change everything for the rest of my life my whole life has changed now and the shit comes out and he starts a gobbling it up oh my and i was like well what is up with this dude there's before this and after this what is up with your people i don't know you guys You guys will just have sexual anything but Asian women. Dude, have you noticed that? No such as Asian.

Will Saso, I go to my, we're shooting a TV show. I go to my dressing room. There's a laptop there open. And I just hear, Will goes, whatever you do, don't hit enter on this laptop. And I go, fuck you. He goes, don't hit enter. Please, I'm begging you. So I'm like, come on, dude.

I fucking hit enter. And of course, what's, what's, what's, there, it's this girl with a tube in her butt coming in here and she's wearing goggles and she's just, it's just shitting all over her face. I don't get it. Humiliation. I remember when, uh, when, I think it was Saso, uh, covered my walls with just dudes with huge hard on just from one of those, those gay magazines.

That won't make me throw up. That was hilarious. Yeah, that won't make me throw up. But poop is just, remember lemon party.org? Oh. No. Oh. Oh.

Oh. You don't remember lemon party.org? No, I don't know. That might be your way back, Brian. That might be your way back, dude. Who else in Hollywood? I want to get some, I want to get some, I want to get some relevance. Hey, if any CIA say up guys want me to do shit.

Go to 11 party.org to educate Brian. Yeah. You just Google 11 party.org. Yeah, get me back on a TV show so I can be miserable. If anybody knows anybody in the CIA. Would you do this if you bet you got a TV show? Yeah, you can get back on Disney. So when I was in college, this was a thing.

we would put on somebody's computer and leave it alone. But imagine there's no drawing. Yeah. So it's three older, oldest shit gay dudes just having a good old time. I got a fire son, I'm sure. Oh. So that guy. Yeah, he's shatterbate.

Chatterbates everywhere. What is that? That's where you can watch girls shove bats in their asses for three tokens. Bats? Bats. Like baseball bats. Oh, not Wuhan stuff. bro not Wuhan stuff what not bat who's shoving was she Ozzie I don't fucking know

you mean bats the kind that are under the Austin Bridge bats that's I'm thinking like the rodents shit fucking our girl out our boy did with a gerbil by not a bat it's like race a gerbil I know yeah you got to die mess in peace got a rap it's you got to you guys see that guy that went on Rogan was talking about this certain kind of parrot that's so smart that was having like existential crises. African grace. Like when it was about to die, it started asking crazy questions. He was like, what's happening? Where am I going? Parents name their children. Parents have different names for their babies. Do I have a guy at Texas Speed who works on my trucks? He's working on the truck. He has 30 parents.

Parrots. I had parents. I own McCall. You had one though, right? They're two smart. They're too smart. They're too smart. This one gets depressed if you don't feed it. knowledge my parents would not be allowed you couldn't leave along too much you the parrots will pick their own feathers out they also they also live forever yes like 80 years them yes and they're super smart they're like chimps you cannot do that to a parrot you can't i don't think parrots should be i don't think you should be allowed to keep a parrot if you're if you're how about pigs man what we do the pigs and they're so smart that's why i can't eat bacon i don't really fuck with pork myself i don't praise allah i don't fuck with pork praise a lot i don't fuck with any of it praise

I don't like pork rice. I shouldn't like pork ribs. I shouldn't say that. So, you know, everyone got in trouble for doing that, that Saudi Arabian festival, which I don't really care. I like if you... I want your take on that. Well, I mean, I don't believe, listen, if you're asking me my opinion, the only weird one is Pete Davidson. Obviously, Bill Burst going off on Beyonce for the, go into, um, Kadafi's thing. You know, that, that's a little weird. I mean, I personally think, Saudi Arabia's involvement was minimal, if anything, that was just a sciop to get us not to look who really did it, you know?

But, you know, would you have went if they have to run? No, I wouldn't go, and the reason is my comedy wouldn't work there. I like, I would just do three F bombs and be, have my hands cut off, you know what I'm say? Like, it would, it would be bad. I think it's weird that people get upset with this, but it's like, well, what get you upset? Because, like, do you watch the UFC?

I'll tell you why. Who's in partners with them? Because do you, your iPhone, are you cool, the slave labor with your iPhone? Yeah. I mean, the reason that the UFC and boxing can do it in golf is because they don't make political statements the way comedians do all the time. Comics are constantly, you know, pointing out their thoughts on society and stuff like that. So it tends to come off if you've been a woke person as very, like, shallow.

I don't really care. Just say I'm taking the back. That's why I worked for Tim Dillon before he got fired. Yeah. He was just like, I'm doing it for the money. That's what Schultz he did too. Yeah. Like, dude, it's a, like, Moss-Jubrani had been going in the Middle East forever.

Yes. Sebastian has zero political takes on anything. I have no problem with it. No, me neither. I mean, if you buy into the 9-11 thing, there is some issue there. And the Pete Davidson is the weirdest one. If he, and I believe probably based on Pete's past political statements that he totally believes the 9-11 story.

Yeah. That one's weird. me. Yeah, because his father died in 9-11. Yeah, and, you know, and, you know, it's a fireman. But outside that, it's just like, you know, just say you're taking the bag. Take the bag. That's it. I'm taking the bag, dude. I'm taking the bag. I'm taking the bag. I think you're right, though. The ones that you're getting the most heat are the ones who were kind of on their high horse and got a little woke, like Bill did for a little bit. So people like, dude, what the fuck? Yeah. It's going to come back to you, but Bill's like, how to

go. But Bill's really good. Bill, the problem with Bill is that they clip it in a way that makes it sound worse than what he was saying. Now, Bill's gotten some things wrong. And this is where Bill gets in trouble because he's like, I'm not on the internet. And then he says like stuff, you're like, doc, come on, dude. Like when he was sticking up for L.A. during the fires, he's like, they're doing a great job. I'm like, bro, that's like the most idiotic thing I've ever heard from the smartest guy. You got to educate. I know, I love you. You know, you can't. The thing about Bill is he's a great comic. No, he's an all-time great. He's an all-time comic. I said this about Bill Burr. Watching Bill Bird, do new material is an education in comedy he's amazing like when i used to do he doesn't he get he got

mad at my bit because i have a bit where i talk about all the times i get called the n word and then once was by paul mooney another one was by a paraplegic right and i say the m word in it and i don't think he was happy with that but i'm like it's my experience i'm not calling black people the m word and why can't i say it and i had a comic at the comedy store black comic come up to me And he was like, hey man, could I ask a question? He goes, I go, yeah, he goes, is it true you say the M word in your act? I go, yeah. He goes, like, why?

I go, well, I'm telling the story about the times I got called the M word. He goes, well, can't you just say N word? I go, then it doesn't work because you don't understand the emotional impact of like Paul Mooney call me the M word or this paraplegic called me the M word. It's super funny. And he goes, are you just trying to be funny? I go, I'm doing stand-of comedy. like what are we talking about of course it's to be funny but it's this stupid ass rule what was bill's problem

with it because his wife i think he's sensitive yeah and listen dude uh we're all in comedy we all get shit on the internet i don't like when people go after people's family i don't think he should be saying stuff about his wife when when his wife flipped off president you know trump yeah i was like dude that's nothing more first amendment than that than flipping off the president of the united The consequences are. There can be consequences. You can take heat. You could take heat.

The repercussions is don't go online. But don't cry about free speech and then get mad when somebody exercise their free speech. Now, there is no such thing as freedom of consequences. And sometimes people mistake freedom of expression, which isn't a thing with freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is the government can not infringe on your right to talk. That's totally it. That was it right there And I defended

But it's like The whole Riyadh thing Is just weird I don't know why They were getting a lot of shit I guess The person most upset about Riyadh Is Mark Maher

Well Like I Like, I like Mark I think Mark Maron's a very underrated comedian It's just He always been nice to me

It's just What it is Is Mark Mark has decided That his marketing ploy for what he's doing Is to attack What people

perceive as the right, which isn't the right. It's just common sense, in my humble opinion, right? He's attacking common sense. He's not very charitable to common sense. All I got to say is this. You want to tell who's the good guy, who's the bad guy? Check out the trees of both of these guys. Check out the tree of Rogan. Check out the tree of Mark Marin and tell me who has more branches, who has helped more people, who has changed people's bloodlines and their family's life. and see who is just a sad poll, okay? It's just the truth. And for you to go off on all these fucking people about having Trump on,

and then your last episode is Barack Obama, who illegally assassinated Omar Gaddafi, has caused open-air slave trade, has legally did something worse than Watergate, which is illegally wiretap, an elected president in the hopes of basically getting him kicked out and inserting your own person, which is treason. Not to mention the drone bombings.

Not the, not to mention making it legal for the U.S. government to use propaganda against us. So people talk about the border. He did plenty of it. He also did a lot of race baiting, you know. So it rings hollow and it's a really bad look. And it's just, it's just this marketing thing.

And I love Anthony Jeslnick. He did the exact same thing. When his Netflix specials was dropping, I think Jezelnick's a great comic. But it was so obvious like your marketing plow is to play to the progressive left by going after the boogeyman and it's all a marketing ploy and then you know you got these guys who made their bones on being edgy but talking about how there's no cancel culture and if you're pissing people off you're your your your uh not doing it

right when he had a show called a jeselnick offensive yeah like what do we talk about anthony and i've you know anthony and i don't know how many shows at the comedy store with anthony Anthony is an all-time great comment. Anthony and Mark Marin, though, were always loners. They pretty much stayed to themselves. I don't think they've ever had long-term relationships necessarily. They don't have kids. They have always been islands.

They're that kind of personality that tends to be just kind of very much on their island. And Rogan went bad on Marin on my podcast, on the podcast we did. And I just kind of stopped and listened. But Joe was very fair and direct about it, which was, and I think Mark actually mentioned that he was jealous of Louis and he had petty jealousy for, you know, so I think Mark suffers from...

I don't think it's fair to link Marenin and Juslinick to get. I think Jusenik's, what he's doing, is justinick's not like a salty old comic. Like, Juslinick. He's pretty, he's pretty, he's pretty critical. He's pretty critical. He's critical. You can have opinions, dude.

You can have opinions, but... I stay out of that frame, man. When your marketing is to attack other people, yeah, to promote your shit. Especially people that have been showing kindness to everybody, you know, it's like, my thing is more like if I'm going to, if I'm going to go bad on you, I'm going to, I'm just old school this way.

I'm going to say it to your face because I don't like you. And I'm going to expect for you to come at me physically. But I think with. Right. To an extent. But I think the difference between Marin and Jessenik is, Marin's upset that he's not in the club, right? He can't fit in with the, that, the, that kind of alpha energy.

Right? And so he has resentment against it. Jeltsonix never wanted to be in the club. He's like, fuck everybody. I think he's always done his own thing. And, you know, the only reason I put them together because they both, when their specials were about to drop, got very vocal on what they said was the right and conservatives crying about cancel cultures. You know, it's like they said, oh, there's no cancel cultures. Dude, I've lost, we've lost a Patreon when we were doing a show together. I've lost multiple patrons.

I've lost a YouTube channel I had the pay to get back my Instagram I mean I'm shadow banned to the dark realms on Instagram I can't get anything going on Instagram Wait wait wait patreon took it took it oh I had Multiple patrons take it out I thought Patreon you could do anything

No because of it Vimeo no but it's subscriber base I thought you could no no no They don't like what you're saying They'll take it down on Patreon They've taken multiple ones Wow YouTube's taken down YouTube I know

YouTube Twitter I lost my Twitter for a long time, finally got it back. But you got it back probably after Elon bought it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and I do, I do. They were, they were the far left progressives who were in control. Well, and that's the whole thing right now is like you have all these people crying about, you know, fascism and all this stuff. Why ignoring how Biden sent FBI agents to board of education meetings to because people were concerned about Marxism being tart in school. I mean, nobody talks about that ever.

Because they want to spy on the parents, you mean? Yeah. They were spying on the premise. So it's like it didn't just show up everybody. It's been here for a while, but you were really quiet when it went after people you didn't like. And that's the whole thing with Marxism or fascism. There's good fascism, bad fascism. People love fascism when it goes after people they don't like and they get really angry when it goes after people they don't like. And when it's all fascism is bad. Like I don't like when someone when they try to take a shot at Trump, if you believe that. And they were firing people. That's not my thing, dude, because I've had people come after me for things I said. It's like, that's just not my thing, dude. And it's really easy how quickly will, people will just completely throw out their beliefs when it involves going after someone they don't like. I don't like how they go after Leonardo Joni and they won't let her do stand up. She has to do hidden shows.

Who is this? It's just really funny comic, you know, people. In L.A.? She, well, no, I mean, she lives in L.A., but she's not part of the L.A. It's a tough one to, Leonardo Joni. That's a tough, good luck, Jen. Well, what is, what is her deal? She talks a lot of shit.

About what? About everybody. Like, all the sacred cows, she talks a lot of shit. She doesn't like, uh, she goes off on anybody. All your sacred cows, she'll go off on. Rogan and all everybody? What? Rogan and everybody, you mean?

No, she doesn't go after people. She goes after groups and she goes after, she basically goes after all, you know, all the, uh, protected classes and calls out how ridiculous everything dude you know and people get really mad at her but she's really smart she's like super smart she's really great and they and they band her well they dude they if they find out where she's performing they'll call the venues to get her band uh you know let's get her on the podcast she's a savage dude she's a savage she pulls no porter but but they love because she's very attractive obviously and she's fucking she pulls no punches and they try to go after her and then they get mad at jimmy kimmel who got canceled for a weekend i've had longer

fucking days off from work than that dude yeah i know you know slap on the rift a year salary shut up what do you think his deal is is he used to be such a like a good guy dude yep hey dude hey the whole carbon on blackface thing i think he just got scared he got scared because they thread the blackmail thing right in a weird way you're right it's not really the money that they're about it's the fear of losing your gig yeah losing it and you can lose your gig that fast Douglas murray wrote that book the the madness of crowds and one Twitter storm all of a sudden gather storm now who knows who's doing it yeah it's all a astroturfing you you have this job you've been in you've been a journalist for 30 years and this Twitter storm happens and you lose your

fucking job they put the pressure on the yeah Twitter I don't know if those days are still going on it's kind of died back now yeah it's kind of coming the other way no it's totally coming the other way because it's getting to a place of common sense actually trying to cancel someone hurt your business yes guys take a guess as to what i'm wearing yeah i'm wearing true classic underwear and i'm wearing a true classic t-shirt don't be surprised it's all i wear i think they are the best clothing company they take all the guesswork all the thought out of my wardrobe if i want to look good or just simple or straight up. I did that show in front of 15,000 Marines in a what looked like a tactical civi,

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sometimes I'm like low energy. And if I feel that, if I feel like I'm not that clear, I will bang one back, just one. It's got time release caffeine. It's got adaptogen mushrooms. It's got all kinds of things. I'm friends with the founder who invented this on his own. He's one of the best people I know. He takes it himself. He couldn't drink coffee anymore. so we had to figure out something it's also got a product in it makes your coffee the caffeine in your coffee lasts longer so it's great to pair up with your coffee in the morning i'm a huge fan of it it keeps you it gives you a focus calm energy it gives you the smooth sustained sort of power and it'll go like it's a reliable energy for six to seven hours without a crash okay you get more

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Didn't Antimima change their logo? They got rid of everybody except for the quicker oats guy. Breaker oats still. Because Antimamil was the first black entrepreneur or something in this country that made a lot of money. Oh, but what about the Washington Redskins? That guy was a warrior. Their own tribe and families, like, bring it back. But white people are like, no, it's offensive.

But the Indians want it back. I used to think that too. And then I realized how that it's actually. dude, I don't know how deep you want to go. Seminoles, Florida State, Cleveland, Indians. You want to hear something crazy? The actual Redskins were natives. They were Vikings and had something to do with their, they were so pale. They had to have like this sunscreen stuff on that they would put on that would make them red.

And that's why they called them Redskins. By the way, dude, slaves didn't come on slave ships. They were all, they were colonizers, moors. Brian, don't you dear yawn. I'm dropping truth. and you're getting angry, okay? So I'm part more, okay? So 10 million Africans weren't put on.

They were all Moors in Florida, dude. The Moors were here. So the West African slave trade, all those historians are wrong. Yep. Roots, all of the bullshit. So all the blacks that are in this country didn't come from Africa on Slashers. Well, they were African, they were, they were Moors. They were European African.

LeBron James is a Moore? They're all Moors. I'm not saying there were any, but it made no sense, Brian. to bring over, let's say, people on a boat and half of them die. They were already here. So if I could give you a little bit of this? Brian.

The sub-Saharan African slave trade is very real. No. And they were brought to Jamaica. They were brought to the West Indies for the hurricane. No. And millions died. No. And what happened was they were losing Florida.

They were losing so many of them. Yes or no, Brian. Do you know what a more is? M-O-O-R. Wait, wait, wait, don't, don't look at it. Hold on, stop, Scho-O-R. No, no. Do you know what a more is?

Yeah. Did you just ask me if I know what a Moore is from? Describe it. I'm a, I'm Sicilian, dude. I'm part more. What part of the world? They're Northern Africa. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, me and apology, bro. You insult my family. My name is Sam Tripley. You killed my father. Compared to die. Where do the Moore's hair from? Because you're taking from Shakespeare, the Merchant of Venice, I believe, the Moore. Brian, you're playing a stupid game right now. Hold on. I am part more. Find out where the Moore from Shakespeare's from. But wait. What the fuck is Amore? Amore is an Arab. Amore is an Arab. Amore is an Arab. The Arabs were, and they were, they were darker. They were Northern African. But not African. They're African. Don't listen to this fucking guy. When he talks about the Moor, he's black. He's black. And he's usually played by a black act. Moors, the Moors were the Moors were. I'm sorry, I fell out. They came to the fucking conquered Southern Italy, dropped dick on everybody. Yeah, but they weren't black. That's where Sicilians come from. Sam, they weren't black. They were Arab. okay they're from africa now now yes but they came from and they settled they settled in florida okay yes they settled in florida who settled in florida who settled in florida who probably came from asia you don't know history but here's the thing and that's cute brian spaniards came over the spaniards came over in the 1400s yes no now if i could just if i may educate will you look up a more than florida can i educate you there was such a thing called the african slave trade

transatlantic African trade where millions of Africans from the interior of Africa were brought over to the new world. That's why they're so black. The Africans here were from the Moors. The Moors were in Florida. They got conquered and turned into slaves. Brian, Brian, Brian, how come Native Americans had slaves? Sam, were they trading sales? People like LeBron James and some don't come from Arab countries. They come from West Africa. That's why. Brian, they were bred. Moors in Florida. Sam, but But, Sam, they came from West Africa. I'm sorry. You can go to West Africa.

You can go to West Africa and see the remnants of the slaves of the trade. The world you live in was a lie. You can go to Africa and see the Ivory Coast and stuff that area? What? The West of Africa, Ivory Coast and stuff. That was, there was a slave trade that was on there forever. I'm not saying they didn't have slaves and they didn't get slaves out of Africa. I'm saying the slaves that are in America were conquered from Florida.

No, they weren't. No, you couldn't be more wrong. It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. That is actually the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Brian. It's actually, so the Moors, the Moors, so the British spent forever fighting the slave trade that the Moors kept, the Arabs kept the slave trade going. I'm fucking crushing.

The British fought the Arab slave trade. Okay. The Arabs held slaves. Oh, the British did. The good guy British? Yeah, the British spent a fortune on the open seas. Did the Bank of England make love to India, China, Russia? The abolitionist movement started in Britain, actually, in 1800s.

It's just a crazy person. And they, they spent a lot of. I'm not saying that the British, the British were like, we stop slavery because we cause slavery. That's literally what it was. It's like, dude, I stopped domestic violence by stopping punching my wife in the face. Britain advanced slavery. What's that? Slaver's been around since.

No, no, no, no. They were leading it, though. They were the one of the leading fucking slave traders. Until they outlawed it. Until Christians in Britain outlawed. They would hate. Right. So the Christian right in Britain actually spearheaded the abolitionist movement.

I wish you would sit at my feet and let me talk to you for a couple of minutes. Jews, Brian. Why can't I just teach you? Well, I want you to sit and let me, just take my workshop, my historic history workshop. I'm begging you. Everything is wrong. I'm begging you to take my historical workshop so you can learn. Why are you feeling your face up?

Because I want you to sit at my feet and I want to feed you bonbons every time you listen. I want to go, there's a bonbon. There you go like this. Good boy. Good boy. I want to wait till you're done sucking it. Look. And I go, yeah?

let's go to the next let's change subjects real quick i know it's your show but um can we just talk about how gay we all are for otani how gay we were just talking about i am so gay for atani i can't get enough oton i fuck dude i never had the man on my team ever like and you're a huge dodgers fan i'm a clipper fan they had curry yeah never had the man i would you know my second team in football is is uh buffalo brady the tuck rule oh fuck that dude even though he owns the raiders now i'm so pissed at that whole thing but i have otani bro oh tani's gonna bring baseball back well they win are they gonna win this i mean dude anything can happen but it like no i mean the winner of toronto and uh seattle's just playing to who's gonna get

their ass be by the dodgers is that right they don't have a chance dude dude the guy struck out 10 and hit three home runs one of the balls went out of the stadium out of the stadium And this Latino guy grabbed it, they think it's worth millions of dollars, dude. People were running to it. Now, I showed Brian that clip, and this is going to frustrate. He goes, he hit three in the same inning. I went, no, Brian. See, Brian, do you like baseball?

I do. Do you? Baseball to me is like grappling, right? Like, if you don't understand it, it looks boring to you. Like, when they watch comes out, just rag doll DDP, like, everyone's like, dude, he's just humping him. It's stupid. But if you take a month of grappling, you know what's up.

You're like, damn, dude. That's the most impressive. That's baseball, dude. If you watch a little baseball and you'll be like, what's happening right now? It's such a beautiful game. The reason I know baseball is my dad's and has read books about baseball. Like George Williams and then it work out. Dude, I haven't missed a Dodgers game.

I get so obsessed with it. I actually didn't want him to win that game for because I want more Dodger game. Yeah, I'm with you, dude. Once the season's over, I really don't fuck with NFL. fail anymore. I watch them college football. Really? Your team's doing great. The Broncos? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'll, I'll see some of it. But really, baseball is like, I want the, I don't want the season to end. What makes him so good? What makes, Otani? Otoni's just a physical thing. It's just everything. He's just everything. He's not small. There's, like, he's a, he's a, he's a philom. He's like,

how tall are you? He's six five. He's six five. How tall are you? Almost six five. Yeah, he's bigger than shop, dude. And he, dude, we haven't seen a guy like this since Babe Ruth. Yeah. And Babe Ruth used to drink beers in the dugout while he pitched. Against all white guys. Against all white guys. Okay.

But they were great back then, too. Oh, yeah, they were good. Do you watch football and do you think, what do you think of NFL football? It's rigged. Who would you, if you had to guess who's going to be in the Super Bowl? Dude, what the Kansas City goes a whole game with no penalties? Wow. All they want is Taylor Swift.

in that in that in that Super Bowl and it cost them who do you think it's going to be in the Super Bowl do you think the Broncos have a chance it's too early there's no dominant team this year the NFL Phillies looking better now after last year he had a couple losses dude the Steelers

it's crazy because they're like what's going to happen with their offense or defense amazing defense hasn't done anything this year but Aaron Rogers looks great right yeah Aaron Rogers is fired told everybody that the Colts look good Jacksonville the Bears are decent the Raiders

I hope they shit the bed 49ers win last last night yes yeah we need a new we need to get a franchise quarterback you know something I think the I don't even think it's his fault I think they got Chip Kelly who runs a spread and none of their personnel is right for

that correct what team but they can do it Raiders now he's going to be gone they'll give Pete Carroll one more chance he'll bring in a better off of us they'll get the kid from old man they gotta get a quarterback yeah if you don't get quarterback, we're just all wasting our time. The whole league's quarterback now. We need a

quarterback. It's basically seven on seven. It is, right? I've heard that. Yeah. Because you can't really rough the passer and it's a lot of passing. Dude, it's great, dude. But baseball, baseball was my least favorite sport and now it's my favorite sport. Rather. It's so good. I couldn't stand baseball. And then

Tiger gets involved, I'm like, all right, I'm going to get a baseball. You just start watching it. It's so good. Baseball is a national game played on a local level, meaning like, it's hard to watch a game of teams you don't want you haven't been following yeah because you got to follow their personal stories you got to know everybody yeah dude and then and then at am he said best he goes the dodgers are winning despite dave roberts like dave roberts is so bored he's like let's send this guy in

who's sucking right now and see if we can almost lose let's fuck up the bullpen yeah let's do it kee go in there for this yeah dude that's the worst when you have like hey dude let's get our backup catcher to pitch yeah i wish by nine. They should just have a day where they're like, today we're going to pick a fan from the stand just to throw a ball. See if we can still win. Yeah, just see me up there.

Come on. Throwing fucking 50 miles hour if I'm lucky, dude. Yeah, baseball is one of those sports. If you don't know the team, you just turn it on, it's not that funny. You know. It's like my son, he had to get me like six. I have to watch two other nine, 10 new teams play. Dude, it's so brutal.

If you don't know, if your kid's not in, what the first? Yeah, while you're doing, dude. It's a very unique sport. They're playing tonight, game seven. Damn, on Monday Night Football. Toronto, yeah. Damn. I want the Dodgers play Seattle.

I mean, that's going to be easier game, I think. Yeah. Because we swept them during the regular season. And that's what we got came back. Like Milwaukee's swept this. Beat the shit out of it. And everyone's complaining that the Dodgers spend too much money. The Mets spent more money than we did, and they didn't even make the playoffs.

The Mets, the Yankees. But then also, don't be mad at. that does because Mookie Betts, the Boston decided to let him go. Freddie Freeman, Atlanta decided to let him go. Snell, you could have signed him. Anyone can't assign Snell? Any of them. And they choose not to because you have these cheap-ass organizations.

The Dodgers spend 70% of the money they make on their players. They put it back into the team. Wow. There's teams that spend like 30%. Well, there are a lot of teams that spend a lot of money on players. and when they spend a lot of money, the players don't deliver. No, well, that's like, that's like basketball. You get these games.

Basketball more. It's like you get a player just doesn't want to care, but baseball is different, dude. And they got to stop trying to market the kids. Stop being like, make it cool, like for Generation Z. It's an old man sport. Yeah. Because it's a great sport where you like works all week and go just zone out. And then something happens, you get excited to zone out.

It takes patience. You got to earn, you know, it takes cultivation. You have to know what's going on. But viewership is just trending upwards. It's, they're crushing it. I'm by the way, I listen to, I'm so old, I listen to Colin Cowherd in the morning. Like, I listen to, like, sports talk radio, which is a sure sign you're old, okay? And he's always like, yeah, tens is up because pitch count is low.

But, dude, it's because these teams have been so bad for so long, like the Cincinnati's, the Pittsburgh's, that they have so many draft picks that their teams are good. It's going to be, like, every 10 years, these teams cycle in. But then also they have, like, legit stars. Yeah. People are tuned in to Otani. People are tuned in to Freddie Freeman or, you know, Aaron Judd. But the point is, it's like the reason the numbers are up is because teams that suck to don't want them go watch are finally good because they got enough draft picks. If they spent more money on their players, they would have better teams.

That's it. You remember with like Paul Skeens, like his team sucks. Oh, dude, the Dodgers want him so bad. I want him so bad. The Dodgers want him so bad. He'll throw a bank at him, dude. I love it, bro. I love it.

I love it too. Are you watching a lot of TV, dude? No. Do you know what's crushing on television right now? Animation. Really? Can't get into it. No, dude.

I'm telling you, watch this one thing. It will blow you. I'm telling you, listen to me, just give me a chance. Marvel Zombies is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Seriously? Marvel zombies? Bring up the trailer. Can my kiddos watch it? I mean, it's superhero stuff, but there's some violence.

Is there some gay and gay stuff, though? No gay on gay stuff, dude. But it is, dude. Dude, the final episode is the most beautiful episode of television I've ever seen in my life. Really? Give me the trailer, Chin. It's gorgeous, dude. The last episode is the best thing you've ever seen in your life, dude. That's played. It's so good, dude. It's so good. Episode four is the greatest thing you've ever seen in your life, dude.

I watch the shit. I'm confused. So the superheroes are beating. the zombies or the superheroes are zombies and fighting zombies then they get they become zombies and then the last episode with uh the hulk is absolutely gorgeous dude holy shit got cut in half it's absolutely that's that's is it action packed oh yeah my kids need action non stop dude non stop that was a good move oh shit oh wow it's so good good And then the other one that you guys will love. The other one you guys will love is the Predator movie.

I think it's on Hulu. Yeah. It's an animation, Killer of Killers. Yeah. Bro, it is five. Like the 80s? What? The same Predator from the 80s?

Yeah. But it's like, so it's like, it's like, it's. Well, give me the movies you've seen this year that you loved. I don't watch movies. Bring up that Predators. Killer of Killers. That's the top one. Yeah.

Yeah, there's a little wokenness in it, but I'm telling you, it's so good, dude. It's so good. Do you get down with, like, the Ed Gein's stuff? What do you mean? With the show on Netflix. Which one is it? Ed Gein's the monster. Ryan Murphy made it?

No, I haven't seen it yet. You don't get down to serial? No, I'll watch. Ah, dude, that stuff's a little weird to me. Oh, that's where you draw the line. Yeah, I'm just not into the super violent. Like, I couldn't watch. I know, but this is animation, so it's not real to me.

It's like predators. I need to see the predator. Alien very sooner. I'm not going to watch it. Nope, not into it. This? Not yet. Now I'm in. Is that the predator? Yeah. Oh, I'm in. Oh, I'm in. Oh, bro. It's fire, bro. It's fire, dude. The animations have been crushing it. Did you get into how far do you like get down with Rick and Morty? Oh, love. I before they got rid of the, uh, the two creators. I thought he kept back. Because they're both shady. I thought that would they came back no who i don't know one guy got in trouble of rick and morgue both of them got in trouble what do you mean the main creator got in trouble they both got in trouble she was completely lying oh really yeah oh

surprise that never freaking happens fuck justin roland was the one who got i think yeah when they were doing it it was so brilliant they got accused of some shit yeah one of them did but then he he came back let me see because it was so bad it's falling off bad and they're like okay come back come back we don't care what you did but then the other guy got something too domestic violence so adult swim immediately severed ties I would surprise you don't wait for anything you just go she she must check this out

in March 223 charges were dropped yeah by district attorney office due to efficient in a sufficient evidence let me see published a detail report facing an allegation sexual misconduct from multiple women and non-binary individuals um Leverts his fame to pursue young fans Okay, some kind of dating Well, no, this is good

Yeah, I just know The one he got Wow Not good I was like Oh, that's well There, yeah He's kind of a nerd

And probably some like Young girls All I gotta say is this It's really crazy How some people get fucking Excommunicated And other people don't That's my fucking problem

Yeah I'm really fucking pissed off, that some people are just fucking pushed out and can't even get a second chance and other people are on Netflix and Broadway and getting this and getting that. And it's like real fucking bullshit. Yeah. It's real bullshit. You want to make a rule, make a rule. Apply it to everybody. It's fucking bullshit. I'm sick and tired of it. I'm sick and tired of all the double standard and everyone trying to convince themselves that this person isn't exactly what they got mad about someone else with no proof and then people who have proof get fucking just

get the world handed to them fuck all you guys that's my fucking opinion go fuck yourself you phony fucks who just turn your head because you just want to work in television you're a fucking piece of shit yeah facts facts i'm over it dude facts there's no honor Dude, you and Sam might have to go a little longer because I got to take tea to practice. I got to go. Can you go too? Yeah. Let's go.

How long have we been going, Chin? About an hour. We're good. Yeah, we're good. Sammy boy. I love you, buddy. Love you, pal. I love you.

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