The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub and Callen Address Kast Media & Coffeezilla | TFATK Ep. 926
Episode Date: September 12, 2023Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen address the recent Kast Media drama and have a conversation with Coffeezilla. The guys talk their recent visit with Joe Rogan in Texas for Fight Companion, Bryan's figh...t to keep his hair, Brendan's obsession with his new Dodge TRX, getting pepper sprayed, ghosts and spirits, current events around the world an much more! DraftKings - Promo Code: Fighter Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/fighter Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/
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Yes we did, cause we got it again
It's the fight only in the kid
This is really the fight only kid
Come on buddy
Let's get going here buddy
Hey, buddy, how was ya, we took an early flight to Martin?
To Martin, tough
Cause I got to bet around two after-
Dude, I could have fall asleep
I couldn't either
So it was after Mr. Rogan
Now I think it was the, I'm not a big cigar guy but when in Rome
Did you smoke a cigar? I didn't see that
To rule of them
Really? Oh wow, you don't pay attention, anything I didn't see that. I didn't see that.
Really?
Oh, you don't pay attention, ain't it?
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that once.
That's so weird to me.
Didn't do the show without a cigar.
Are you kidding?
Yeah.
Well, I only saw Joe smoking a cigar, but I like cigar smoke.
I like the way it smells, but that'll,
you're sitting right across me.
You don't pay attention, huh?
That's so weird.
The entire show.
I never saw you once oh
Non-stop and effort Joe's I haven't done price since high school
I'm not and I was like yeah, they might be cool. Usually me and Joe like the same things tough
And he's like you want cigars like yeah, sure now that's things great. I loved it. Oh, yeah
I loved it and he saw me run loads of you on another like fired up
I went through a little period when I would smoke cigars when drinks from red wine. I love it.
I love the kitchen nice and high.
I promise I'm a little, I get a little nauseous after a while.
It's not for you.
It's the third of stuff like,
if I've eaten a lot of trunks, guns, guys,
don't say that.
Don't say, don't say, no I like trunks and I like guns.
No I like whiskey, don't say that.
Shit.
Although I was drinking sucky.
Yeah.
I can drink a little softer dude.
No I'm just, I might, my palate is super refined.
And I will say this, guys, you're probably noticing something
about how martial my head looks and how well it sort of blends
in with my rather thick and athletic neck.
I hear, yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You hear it's the worst ever.
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When it's hair, I don't like this.
That's not fire.
No, no, no, no, I got Sean Strickland hair
and I didn't know much to Sean.
And we have very, it's funny, very funny,
because I thought to myself,
I could never use show, Philly Shell,
but now I have to look for the fire.
See the one where he's cool enough right there?
There's Brian's there.
Yeah.
That's a great reference. It's amazing how you remember these things. That's from the nice. he's cool enough right there. There's Brian's there. Yeah. That's a great reference.
It's amazing how you remember these things.
That's from the nice.
That's super insulting, accurate than insulting.
Now here's the thing, did you cut it last night?
I shaved my own head.
Now the problem is I screwed up the back
because I took a, I couldn't see what I was doing.
So I had to go into triage, really.
There's some issues with my okay.
Well, she's gotta do the whole thing.
There's some issues.
I don't wanna talk about it.
We had a good time in Austin.
I went to comedy mothership.
How good the green room with all the boys talking smack.
Yeah, Andrew Schultz was there.
And all of them.
And all of them.
They're toastin' a son.
Yeah, you trippin' given old school stories.
You forget how nourishing to the soul that hang is.
That's kind of almost like you can't separate the hang
before you do stand up and after you just stand up
with stand up.
When you're at a club like that,
you have a place to go every night
or at least three nights a week.
It was our chairs.
That was the comedy store.
Yeah.
And that's gone.
That sucked.
And the road was like, I'm just gonna do it to here.
And did he ever?
And did he ever?
It was cool.
I felt a little bad about myself all weekend.
Why, because you're around a billion?
It's not that.
I'm used to being around people who have more money.
I just feel like I don't know.
I just wish I could start a comedy club somewhere.
But then I don't know.
That's not for you.
It's not for you.
I don't know why you do this to yourself.
I know.
That's like hanging out with Elon Musk. I'm like, God. I want to get to Mars. I know you're right
You in a comedy club, but he details huh? We got money stolen from us
And you had no clue till I told you there. They want to run a comedy store. You're right
By the way, let's take a minute to explain you want to address that. I think we should explain what the the get off of that
Segway come on dude. don't do this long time.
That was good.
You just caught it.
See, just shut it out dude.
Seemless.
Professional black belt.
I'm gonna tell everybody what.
Well before you do the, so we spoke with coffee zilla,
Steven, who I'm a big fan of, and obviously Theo Vaughn
announced on his YouTube channel what exactly some of the issues we've been having as far
as the podcast game goes.
With what he's having, but he also alluded,
when he kept saying we, it's me and Theo, right?
Because when we had King the Sting,
so Theo said his piece and then, yeah,
then coffee's still enriched out.
And yes, because I'm behind the scenes.
Again, if you guys have been watching this show long enough,
I don't like the drama stuff.
I don't like, I don't think you guys are very interested
in behind the scenes, the numbers.
And so I was like, well, I don't think.
And then what's the deal was like, we got it.
I'm going to do something here.
I was like, do your thing, player.
And then, you know, he went off and did his thing.
It's like doors open.
I think what's important is to stick to just the facts and-
What happened to us?
I don't think it was very relevant to our listenerships, and to the comedy podcasts
to get into what, like the number of amount of money we were, that we are missing.
I don't think they care.
That was taken from us.
So over, we had been doing our advertising agent was cast media. We've had several before that
But but in the past four years or so three to four years right four when that four years a little over four
Colin Thompson who owns cast
Was making us money not only so time so remember so brands and explain his side of the story which which
relates to me and him then remember remember, I have the shop show
at the time King of the Sting,
which is now the goal-nower,
Cobbass fight-cippain, food truck.
So it's a big array.
So as the story goes on,
and you guys are familiar with,
I'm sure there's other podcasts that they,
you know, they didn't receive money
and obviously theodant received money.
No one got more screwed over than I did.
Not even close. Because it crosses a lot of other shows. Not just one got more screwed over than I did. Not even close.
Because it crosses a lot of other shows, not just one.
And we'll tell you the numbers.
So what I find out from my accountant, your accountant, we share the same accounts, was
that fighter and the kid was owed somewhere around $476,000.
Then I find out that thick boy productions overall is owed,
and this is the number I was,
that was floated from our accounts
before they'd done a real investigation.
Around 1.51.6 million dollars.
I don't know if you guys,
if that doesn't seem like a lot of money to you guys,
that's a lot of money,
and that's not something I can just go whatever.
So something's up.
What is up, I'm not going to speculate on, but we knew that we were owed this money.
And the way, the way it would work was typically every three months, we'd get a large chunk
of money.
And that's kind of how podcasting works.
Like this is net 90 days.
Yeah.
So you do a bunch of reads and then you get a check after 90 days.
But, and that was always the way it was
until probably months went by
when we were getting what we call our minimum guarantee
to keep the lights on, pair employees.
Eight months without those big lump sum.
Yeah, I didn't know that exactly,
but it was a long time.
That's why we have a new account.
And after a while, the accounts go,
hold on, world, this is really a crewing.
This is like a tab that's like,
I got, you got some money here.
Yeah, after eight months.
What's going on?
So at the end of the day, I called Colin,
and I'm just gonna tell you what the conversation was
with Colin.
Essentially, I started talking to him and I stopped him
and I said, Colin, it sounds like you got in over your skis. There was a lull in advertising revenue and you started
using our money. At this point, I thought it was just us. That was for me. You started
using our money to pay your payroll. And he said, that's basically what happened. So I
said, and then there was talk of him selling his company to podcast one and I said where is that deal?
And I heard a couple of things and I hung up the phone
I called you and I said we're not gonna see our money and that sales not gonna go through it doesn't make any sense
But I just stopped listening but I listen to Jaco and I went well good. Yeah, the dog
Then we got a dog with a book of six million good
He took extreme one point six. Good.
Yes.
So dog with a bone said, oh hell no.
And what I did at that point is I went on vacation.
You did?
I had to go away for 10 days.
Where'd I go?
I can't even remember.
I didn't agree, so whatever.
I went to wherever it was.
I didn't get a go on vacation because I was doing with this. Yeah, so I'm gonna take my wife and my kid, and I'm gonna go away for 10 days. Where'd I go? I can't even remember. I'd go to Greece and whatever. I went to wherever it was. I didn't get a go on vacation because I was dealing with this.
Yeah, so I'm going to take my wife and my kid and I'm going to go away.
And then you check in and you're going,
I would get a money.
I would get a test going.
Hey, Brian, I'm in the trenches. You enjoy this.
Good.
But at the end of the day, would you guys have to realize that Brennan spoke to
and I'll let you speak on this more.
Brennan spoke to a number of agencies and the company that gave us the best deal
when we were out this money
was a company called Podcast One.
Podcast One has been the agents of a lot of the people
that we know and they've been very happy with them.
Adam Crowell, Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew, et cetera.
They've been in business a long time
from what I can tell, have a very good reputation and they gave us the best deal and we went with that because I was not in a position.
Neither was Brennan to say, oh well, we'll just write that off.
Oh no, we were sure.
Now, in terms of what podcast one's deal was with Colin, we don't know.
They weren't going to disclose that, but what we did have in the contract was with Colin. We don't know. They weren't going to disclose that. But what we did
have in the contract was that Colin could have nothing to do with fighter in the kit. Or any of my
shows, that's in the contract. And that's in the contract. Yeah, I met with everybody. From there,
then from there, from my perspective, I'm speaking from me, I started to see that this cast
debacle was more systemic and that we weren't the only podcast
to have taken these losses.
And so now that is an ongoing thing
that I will allow people like coffee zilla to unfold,
to look at who we spoke to.
We spoke to coffee zilla on Friday.
They can speculate on that all they want.
But let me tell you what happens in situations like that,
like this. If something
like this happens, you better be very careful about how you speak about it on public platforms,
very careful. And you better stick to just the facts. And I've learned the hard way over the
past 12 years to say only what I know for sure. And to keep my mouth shut about everything else but going forward
I think right now we're in a good place. Yeah
One of the reasons why I don't talk about it's also talk about it doesn't do too much it might help out the
Maybe people that can't talk about it. I guess that was steals thing behind it. That's not but but to me
It's I go good into quote jockaco good. Now you get to work.
It's, my issues aren't, your guys' issues.
I gotta forget to keep these lights on.
Otherwise there's no show.
Yes, also.
And so you can't be able to.
We don't know, we also don't know
what other people's issues are.
I don't know the nitty-gritty.
I know, I don't know anything about that.
I didn't even know how much Theo was owed.
I didn't know.
Well, Theo hadn't been with the company, I guess, for about a year.
No, he left another one. So. I didn't know. Well, Theo hadn't been with the company, I guess, for about a year.
No, he left another one.
So all I know is that he-
To Theo Scott though, he called it from day one.
He was in a fan of cast from day one.
Okay.
You get that right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
But yeah.
So that's the, that's the, that's the,
the landed on our feet.
Thanks God.
That's what happened as far as we are concerned
and I am sure more details will emerge.
Coffee Zilla is going to release us.
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First guy we're calling is Lex McMan.
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Jan's another one.
I think he has another one.
I don't know Jan, well, no.
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Yeah, I have to own the fact that I am probably along with you,
but I think I take the crown, I think it's,
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And I haven't gotten over it and I'm embarrassed.
But I don't want to come to that, but sucks.
But I'm just glad it's all over.
I'm fucked.
I have to problem with therapists.
Nah, you'll be all right, man.
But yeah, shout to coffee,
they'll shout to podcast.
Again, I met with everybody in the business.
I've been in the business a long time.
So I know everybody for the most part,
I reached out to everyone when I was a great,
we're a free agent for the first time in how many years.
And Bob, Kit and Sue at podcast one,
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I never thought I'd see a Philly Shell utilize.
Be successful.
Yeah, like I never thought I'd see a Philly Shell
and basically boxing win against.
Mean potatoes.
Yeah, a high level striker like Arsagna.
And I didn't think that seeing somebody
who essentially basically plots forward.
Plods forward.
It has one quad, bro.
And has one missing a quad.
Yes.
And I think the story there is a couple of things.
One is seeing a guy who has been quietly sparring.
If you look at his body,
let's look at his body, he's what I love about Strickland. Look at his body. He's a guy who clearly isn't doing the state of the art
Drago like, you know, fitness stuff.
He's not sure.
Great stuff.
Look at Bonicle.
There's a million.
Look at Fator.
His body, his body comes from F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G.
He spars.
And I think when you spar that much, you don't get hit as much, you have that radar.
Hold on, we don't wanna advocate is,
yeah, do what Strickland does, just spar every day.
That's a tear by the ear.
You gotta realize what works for Strickland.
Works for Strickland.
Works for Strickland.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But so, so my thoughts are our number one,
I can't believe I just saw somebody use the Philly Shell.
He looked like, if you ever watch,
if you guys wanna to see what,
somebody who does Bernard Hopkins,
is a very similar starless Bernard Hopkins actually.
So I saw that, but more importantly,
what I fucking loved was him talking about his childhood,
and saying, let's hear it for a child hydrometer.
And he took the most negative thing in the world.
That's him joking, dude.
I know he is. No, I'm saying,
but he took the most worst thing.
You're talking about the clip I say, you know, he was obviously abused as a child. Yeah, I mean, he said he's like joking dude. I know he is no, I'm saying but he took the most worst job with a clip I say he was obviously abused
He's like yeah, get it for a child
But I'm saying go dad what I'm saying is that it goes back
I know but he's he took the worst thing somebody could go through childhood trauma like that abuse and he's a USC champion
And it goes back to that thing like where Jaco says good now obviously obviously childhood
Can you just be halfway?
I'm not saying that childhood trauma and abuse is good.
I'm saying when you see that.
He be the odds is what you're saying.
And I think it gives people who are going through a lot of shit.
It gives them, like, he's an example.
He's an example.
Yeah, I think more, this is why I said on the shop show,
I think one of the reasons why he's so beloved right now,
more people can relate to Sean Strickland
than they can at LeBron James or Patrick Mahomes.
Of course.
Because he's not, he didn't run a 4-4-40.
He comes from horrible conditions.
He's not the fast guy in the room.
He's not the most powerful guy in the room.
He's not shredding.
Fine, I guess I'm Karen, doesn't.
Not really, but people can relate to that.
And then also, which we talked about as well,
is in this world of gimmicks and fake people and AI. He's as authentic
as they get. You might not agree with all his opinions, but at least you know that's
really him, so we're gravitating towards that. So I think that's why I said that's another
huge point is like, I think that Sean is like just always tell us the truth. And you know
what I thought saw that when the Stephen Bonner thing happened?
Stephen got on, Stephen Bonner and he got on and he said,
you guys are all, you know, talking now,
where were you when he was struggling?
You helped him out.
And you know, when he's not afraid to be unpopular,
he just tells it like it is.
You know, you and I had this conversation with Rogan
about how he's got the big podcast in the world
and he probably has the smallest team
of anybody on the planet.
I think there are three people that work for him.
Well, I mean, as far as like,
compared to what runs the business actual.
The business, as far as the podcast, it's Jamie.
There you go.
And Jamie's first bout Hall of Famer.
Yeah, and you go into his, you go into that studio,
it's the biggest, where the biggest people in the world are.
Like the movie, you know, the,
the, the, the, the, the movers of the,
the movers and shakers of the world Elon's like you me
Elon
Pradesh. I'm right on you me and triple E and you go in there
And you haven't changed a lick you've the party your success is that you've stuck to what's actually important what works
And I and you just tell it truth. Yeah, just tell it truth. Just keep telling truth. Yeah
Wow, it's good. Yeah. Wow.
It's kind of at what a weapon.
So anyway, yeah.
So any more thoughts on Strickland, I'd assign you?
What does I assign you to do from here?
Does he know what I don't want to see a immediate rematch?
I think as he needs some time, I think the fight October 21st,
which I think we're doing a companion for again.
The, I don't know.
Boys, you got it. the points you had now.
Well, you'll miss it, so that's cool.
But the Hamzaat Palao Kosta fight
has more implications now.
That's a bigger fight.
Because there's duplicities as well,
but I think if Hamzaat starches Palao Kosta,
he's gonna be next in line.
But I think it's good for you to get a rest.
Let some other people go at it and then come back.
I think it'd be a bigger fight.
Yeah, the Lord.
I saw someone post the odds.
Have you, Aaron Bruce Setter?
I think it's Ron Setter.
Ron Setter.
He said the current odds for Strickland as champ, dude.
Is he's a minus 400 again in the rematch?
Wow.
It's insane.
And the only one he's favored over
is Cannon Air if they fight next.
He's a hunter dog against the police.
He's a hunter dog against Homsa.
Well, I think we'd all agree that
Adesanya has greatness in him and greatness means
that no matter what, he finds a way to win.
Like, it was like Muhammad Ali,
you could beat him the first time,
you wouldn't beat him the second time.
He'd come back and figure something out.
And I think great fighters like Adesanya,
it's not a dumb bet, that's a smart bet
just in general if you look at it.
Those odds are insane, that's insane.
That's based on, they're saying it's a fluke.
I mean, of minus 450, that's them gone.
It wasn't happening again.
It was not a fluke.
No, that was my thing is, and that's why
I'm a little against the rematch
because, hey, I think, is he needs rest no matter what.
So if you do give him a rematch, do it mid-next year,
that's fine.
But if it's immediate rematch, in December,
I don't like that or January, I don't like that.
But this isn't like a Matt Sarah GSP
where he knocked him out right away, lucky right hand.
This is five rounds of execution domination.
It was his defense not getting,
they just check in those kicks and just not getting a mark
on his face.
That's insane.
We'll see what the U.S.E. does,
but again, I think in the world we live in now
of this fake stuff and click baity headlines
that are, you click on the video on YouTube
and you're like, what happened?
You click on it and it's some crap.
I think, again, I don't agree with everything he says,
but Sean Strickland's a breath of fresh air.
And I think if the UFC uses that right,
he's gonna be a massive star.
If you're teaching, if your coaching comes out,
are you saying, are you saying to him just?
Rappling.
Just double leg blast doubles.
Ah, no, no, no, I'm like in strike too, no.
Yeah, that's the, the Hobbsite fights tough.
It is?
Yes.
Why?
Hobbsite is a savage.
No, I'm saying.
I'm saying it's a strong fight for Trigland.
Yeah.
Because I'm not saying he can't win,
and I don't agree with the odds,
but I'm very high in Hobbsite.
Hobbsite's a tough night in the office.
Because even for Newsy, at his high level, everything.
It's what you got middleweight, not come the way,
he's giving me a problem.
Now you see, I think want him to be the next champion.
So it's giving me, he's a tough one.
Well, we're gonna see, we're gonna see
how he does against a big strong opponent.
Paul Kosta.
Now, if he mobs for Paul Kosta, trust me,
he's getting a next-tile shot.
The police is out there.
The pride to Izzy, the police is, but not as a title.
But yeah, Paul Koster, you know, there.
So you think that,
so you're saying you don't think
is he gets an automatic rematch here?
Now, Dana said he does.
I'm saying if I'm is he's camped, no.
Okay.
No, no, wait.
Whether they want to give us to do police is
and it's not for the title,
or if they do want to give us a rematch,
say you need till April of next year.
Why?
Because he's been so active.
He's been, heavy-liza crown has been so active.
You got a promote nonstop.
You got a bullseye on your back.
He pays attention to social media.
Heavy-liza crown.
He's been so active, man.
He's also lost two out of his last three, right?
He's lost three out of his last, what was it?
Out of seven fights, he's lost three.
It's a little, it gets tough, man.
It gets tough.
They weren't taking the brain.
Yeah, the way into the weight cutting, the camps.
I think coming off the Alex Pira rematch took a lot out of them.
Yeah.
He wasn't supposed to fight strictly and remember
this wasn't supposed to happen.
He's trading the camcorder.
They tried to book Yon, they tried to book Yon
versus Alex Pira, they tried book in John
and Sergei Pavlovich, they tried to book Yon versus Alex Piera, they tried book in John and Sergei Pavlovich.
They tried numerous different fights
and then finally they had to go with Strickland and Izzy.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
I mean horrible, horrible mistake by Izzy and his can.
So I think it's a good time.
And also in the business of Salman,
it's refreshing, as much And also in the business I'm in, it's refreshing.
As much I love Izzy, it's fun, it's something new,
something to talk about.
It's great.
It gives me energy.
I can't wait to come to studio today.
Yeah, man.
It's really exciting.
It's really exciting.
Do you think Sean spends a lot of time dealing
with wrestlers who would shoot on him,
really good wrestlers and stuff like that. He's sparse.
He's sparse, everybody.
He needs to not change anything.
Do I got you to the dance?
And he's not giving me a guy that changes people
getting his air and oh man,
let's focus just on wrestling now.
No, no, no.
You know, the game plan was for him to wrestle in that fight.
Even the second round, Nick's tick was like,
all right man, it's optics.
Look for the take down leading the round.
He's like, nope, this is working was like, all right, man, it's optics. Look for the takedown leading the round. You're like, nope.
This is working for me.
Sean's gonna Sean, straight going in a straight.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
I just was thinking like how Bonickel must be chomping the bitch
just to get in there in general
and just do his wrestling thing.
Grab guys and just, you know.
Yeah, he's gonna start now that is he's out there.
Look, you know, it's gonna get in the stream with bow too.
Because they have an announce his next fight, right, Chin?
Bone Nichols.
Let's see.
Bring him up slow.
He's the one just foaming.
He's like foaming.
He's like, he's like, he's trying to learn.
If I grab a hold of you. Yeah.
He doesn't want to come back that fast. We'll wait to wait to 2024.
What, what, what, what happened?
Is he taking time off?
Just says nine to rush.
Okay, it's about, yeah, I'm with you.
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Like, just wait.
He'll probably get a good name next, a big name.
Just wait, no rush.
Okay, he has an injury. No, oh, nothing
You can get that's like just taking some time. I'm chilling. All right smart
smart
beast
Oh, okay
Smart dude, man
It it really does it energize
It really does energize the cards now.
I'm just so excited. I'm so excited for 185 to just see what happens now.
I'm excited for a lot of things.
I'm excited for that.
Do you not tell you what?
I found a nice little community with my,
since I got that Dodge, that TRX,
there's a lot of Dodge fans out there.
Really?
I got a real community around me now.
You do?
Oh man.
And these boys, we like the mod, okay?
What is mod? Do you think we're gonna leave that stop? It's notifications. We like the now. You do? Oh man, these boys, we like the mod, okay? What is mod?
You think we're gonna leave that stop?
It's notifications.
Oh, we like the mod.
Because that's a health cat engine.
That thing, Brandon, hold on.
You know the limit list, Bill?
I know.
You just do that, but that's for your car.
You're not getting crazy because I'm looking at it.
It already looks all tricky.
Well, don't say tricky.
Trick down.
Your car looks tricky.
Looks tricky, dude.
Like, what do you need to upgrade it for?
That engine has so much potential.
Okay, but you're going to keep the tires because they're big.
Don't do that.
Is that sick?
That bumper is sick.
It's sick.
It's so easy to get the 1,000 horsepower.
And I found a shop up this road in Semivalley.
But don't get it.
You're going to go 1,000? How much the potentials there?
What kind of horsepower does it have now?
7005?
You don't need more than that.
You don't need more.
Potentials there.
No, we don't need that though,
because that's all you wanna hear is the engine.
See, you have a weird thing.
You wanna know that it's there.
Yeah, yeah.
You wanna know you got the horses in the stable
in case you gotta let them out.
Dude, to put a thousand horses under your hood.
But you don't need a thousand?
But then you get a block of gallon, not four miles account.
Oh no.
You're not rational, bro.
Oh no.
You ain't rational.
Not like us to cars.
I don't tow anything.
I know, but I don't, I don't race anything.
I'm just nice to know.
Is this your number one driver now?
Uh, yeah.
I mean, when I get, yeah,
cause there are kids fit in it.
But you're a sports car guy, but then you like,
like, giant too, but then you like a giant.
I've had a lot of cool cars.
It's gonna be tough to be that T-R-E.
Really?
Oh man, it's good.
Your color, the color's a little tricky.
10.
Yeah, 10.
Yeah.
You know what it is?
You know what the thing is, it's not for you.
I feel like they make the car that Brian would never buy.
That anti-challengal.
If you want a car that Brian would never buy.
Yeah, and then Tesla would model three to one.
Very aggressive.
What screams I suck off?
What cars should we make where people get out asked first?
Why are you making me a power bottom? Why why? Because I drive an electric car. Are you turning me into a power car?
What kind of car could represent the gay parade in Hollywood this week?
I don't get out of my car.
Tesla's three perfect. I don't get out of my car as first.
You know like this. Excuse me.
Why are you?
Ask first every time.
Bunk.
I, I got a drink, my little magic mind.
Yeah, I've already had too much coffee,
so this is gonna send me over to the internet.
This is my third.
Now I'm, now this is gonna dilate all my holes.
See, that's that Tesla talk, dude.
Maybe my boys on the TRX forms don't talk like that.
It's a mental clarity.. I have mental clarity.
A lot of mental clarity.
Yeah, that's what will happen.
He's saying I'm one coffee guy a day.
I take these now.
Yeah, I know.
I always say that.
Trinket with coffee, see what happens.
You know how much coffee is to take?
I know.
It does something.
It keeps the caffeine lasting longer, something.
I don't know what it does.
Try it.
That's what I say. Try a magic mind with coffee and tell me what you think try without coffee
Then try with coffee and honestly tell me how you feel and I've been up since four
Yeah, I was I was jumping out the bit to jump on those TRX forms chat with the boys
Hard man, we're talking trucks. Stan were you we're gonna meet up
We're gonna want to meet up
We meet up. We're gonna want to meet up. We're gonna meet up.
You fucking nerd.
I'm in, I'm in.
You nerd, you're gonna go meet up somewhere in Malibu.
You're gonna be like,
Malibu, can I, hey, they're like this.
No, not Malibu.
Are you big wheels, one, two, three?
Yeah, man, man, if you met exhaust, seven, four, three.
Oh man.
You met double exhaust, seven, four, three. Oh, six, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah bumper, dude are those thirty sevens and then what kind of course exhaust
And then you're gonna hear nothing you're just gonna hear silence and you're gonna and you go is that Brian getting out
Asperce of his electric car. No, no, no, this one's gonna happen. What's up good to see boys dude sweet
Tarex, I love the new color
And I'm gonna go I'm gonna look at Lex go get out the gimp and then we open up the bed
truck goes and Lex is going get over here and then you have a ball in your mouth he'll
fill us but which is just chap I just brought just my butt just my butt just brought beers that's
the least I can do I'm new to the community I share my friend and so I all you see is me and then
the trunk and my ass is just sticking out of the trunk. Yep. And I go load them up.
Would it be weird if you looked down
and I had a huge boner right now?
What do you do?
Yeah.
It's kind of part of what we're doing.
You gear heads are so fucking thirsty.
Do your worst.
Whoa.
Yeah.
I know.
I didn't get a chance to bleach my taint.
Sorry guys.
Yeah, that's all good.
A little oil.
A little oil.
I told you I've never been the same since I saw that in Saudi Arabia, right?
Yeah, I know. Yeah, that must be a guy had his ass out of the trunk of the car and another guy was
Distributed man about 13. Yeah, I remember from my friend Michael goes. I'm so glad I'm leaving
Look me too, man. Yeah, so that was tough one. We saw it, he looked at us and we ran away.
That has changed it forever.
Yeah, that was a change of forever.
I was like,
because at first you don't know what's going on.
First you don't even know your scene.
At 13, you're like,
I was like, what am I seeing?
Those guys wrestling?
What is going on?
I'm seeing an ass out of a,
there's a guy in a trunk of a car with his ass hanging out.
Was he tied up or he was,
no, he wanted to do it.
He had his whole body like this in the trunk of the car
I like brace himself on the back seat
I guess and he had but he was in the trunk and then his ass was sticking out of the
But why why that just do it? I was standing up and he was in and it was in a junkyard
It was in a oh
I thought it was like in the side of the road
It was in it we were in a and a band a lot looking for snakes and scorpions
Oh, you ask you asked boys to you ask for dude and scorpions. Oh, you asked for it. You asked for it. As boys to her.
And you asked for it, dude.
And we see, we look over and there's a guy doing that.
Looking for snakes and scorpions.
And it falls deep in his body's butt.
Yeah.
And I remember, I didn't know what was happening.
And I remember we both looked over and then he turned and saw us.
And did you just keep going?
I got it, kids. I think, did your buddy, oh, you got me turned? He turned and saw us. And did you just keep goals like other kids?
I think, did your buddy, oh, you have me turned?
I think he turned and looked at us with his dong in the air.
Wow, yeah.
Aggressive.
And then,
Spike doesn't respect you, man.
He knew that that's something probably to run from.
That's not something to run towards.
You run from that.
Your instinct takes it.
Yeah, because they need fresh meat.
Yeah, you get very, you learn very quickly
as a young boy, whether you're straight or not.
Your spidey senses, yeah.
Yeah, your buddy went to it.
But even if you're gay, that's a threatening thing
for the grown man and your kid and you go,
oh, that's not something's wrong.
No, you're looking for scorpions, not weiner.
Yeah, we didn't find any scorpions that day.
Or snakes.
I think we went home and we just,
I remember we saw the snakes and we just sat quietly. Yeah, that'll change it. I'm
scared. What do you got, Chin? All right. Did you guys watch the
fight by the way? Yeah, of course. You guys both watched it.
Yeah. The, the, the, oh, how fun. We even talked about how fun
was Covina together? Oh, dude, first time for a while,
fightering kid, 18 years. And we got up there and did a live podcast, basically.
Not really.
I did stand up, we had a host, I did stand up,
you just stand up there, came out to a Q&A.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Live podcast, live podcast are tough.
When's the next time you guys are together, Skankfest?
Yeah, Skankfest, we're gonna do a live podcast.
We're doing a live, Fighter and Kid
with the Skankfest crew there.
And then I don't know if they have what's going on together.
Hopefully they do.
Maybe.
And they they're organized.
Do you understand how long are the sets?
Like 10 minutes?
45 minutes.
Each?
No, I'm just kidding.
Usually 10, 15 minutes.
You imagine three sets of 45 minutes and height.
Yeah, I'd be tough.
But how much are they being it?
It's gonna be fun though.
It's gonna be fun.
I see the boys.
Big J and Lewis.
Yeah, Big J, Lewis, Dan Soder, Dave Smith,
who's my Messiah.
Smart guy.
Love Dave.
I just regurgitate whatever he says.
Dave, smart guy.
All right, what do you got, Jen?
All right, first one is.
Shit, Jen should come out.
You have a fan favorite out there.
What is it?
What is it?
It's Gangfest.
September 29th. The big comedy's Gangfest. September 29th.
The big comedy festival.
In Vegas, that'd be dope.
Yeah.
And they doing like old school,
I think it's like a free month street, right?
The old school Vegas.
Oh, that's sick.
I remember, yeah, Jelly Roll performed, I think,
for one of them.
Yeah.
At that place, yeah.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
Jelly Roll takes me today.
He's on Saturday, yeah, Saturday goes,
Bawa, I'm coming to LA, I said, sweet man,
he goes, wanna meet up, let's do a podgeum,
it sounds good.
He goes, cool man, I'm super close, I'm in Bakersfield.
I was like, oh, dude, that's like two hours away.
He's like, what?
I'm like, yeah, he's like, oh, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm like, yeah, do two hours, it's gonna wait.
Bakersfield.
But we did book a very special guest.
I don't like saying the guest's name till they come on
because then it's a let down,
but I'll tell you after, you'll be excited.
Really?
You'll be excited.
It's me for a fighter and kid.
Yeah.
Great.
All right, so this is more for Brendan.
So I guess the psychologist kind of figured out why
people like to watch true crime stuff.
Kind of kind of, especially when they go,
what kind of card does he drive? Dishy, Dishy. Can I kind of say, can I like to watch true crime stuff. Especially when they go, what kind of card is it drives?
Is she, is she, and then, can I guess what it is?
Sure.
They like to watch it because it arms them with information,
and they can be ready for something if it happens to you.
Nope.
We're close enough.
I'm not a second.
It's a very simple thing.
They say that right here, it's because watching stressful
sinister stuff like that is more relaxing to them
because they have some sort of inner trauma
that they don't wanna deal with.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Brennan?
Makes sense.
Brennan.
Oh, yeah.
Ah.
Unsolved trauma.
They do.
And watching stressful and sinister shows more relaxing
than properly working through.
Yup, so that would be like,
if you're a hyperactive kid
and they give you riddle in, which was basically,
I don't know, I guess your body will compensate for it
and calm you down, so it's like the same thing.
I'd say yes.
So if you stress the body even more, the body will then kick off.
If I don't have something like true crime to watch,
like a documentary on serial colors,
last night I watched this documentary. I forget the name of it
But I was saying I'm like Brian could never what you would be talking the whole time you'd hate it because if you don't believe it
It's gonna be the worst thing, but it's these two paranormal
People they've started since they're like six years old and they have a museum a traveling museum
They're like one of the most famous traveling paranormal museums. And they get sent stuff to them all the time.
And he's like nine times out of 10 or 10 times out of 10,
it's nothing, we don't see anything.
Here's then we got this on Reddit,
they have a paranormal thread on there.
This guy was like,
came my buddy found this thing in the woods.
It was on this Ukrainian property,
like a large Ukrainian property.
He found it.
He did the thing you're never supposed to do
is take, touch it and take it home, take it home.
This guy doesn't believe in ghosts and any facet.
So this is why it's scared of me
because this guy's like, you, he's like bullshit.
Takes it home, all this stuff starts to happen to him.
He's like, what do we do?
Please help us.
The guy's like, yes, sent to us, we'll check it out.
He's thinking, him and his wife are like,
it's gonna be some bullshit. They get it and they have it sitting there
and then the strange stuff starts happening to them. And he's like, what the hell is going
on here? So they set up cameras in the, in the left and the opposite cameras and it shows
the thing move. And he's like, what the fuck? And then this other stuff starts to happen.
Long story short, they found out that it's this, and they're whole, the whole
kind of agenda of the documentary, everyone has a, you know, an agenda, was that just
because it's haunted, it doesn't mean it's evil. Like this thing was in the middle. Like
it was some sort of Ukrainian or, I forget what kind of got it was, but it was like stuck
in there and they had to release it. Wow.
It was two hours, which makes it an hour and 45 minutes too long.
But the 15 minutes, you could have wrapped that in 15 minutes, but it was worth the watch.
That's most books.
Most books, you were really like, oh, this could have been better.
They gave it away in the first 15 minutes.
And I was like, okay.
And then you know that with most books, the argument that the thing you need from the intro
25 pages. forward and then what happens is your publisher goes you can't release a 20
page book in charge 25 dollars for a $29.00. You got a free sample so you make it longer so then
you get a 300 400 page book. But the point is is I didn't have anything dark to watch last night
so I ran Lee searched Apple found that documentary and then I fell asleep to ghost adventures.
Sometimes I fall asleep, I fall asleep to the Jeffrey Dahmer doc.
I don't know, 40 times. Well, you definitely seem like you have some sort of
issues you haven't worked out yet. That's interesting. Yeah, especially
where's the list start?
It's not to do the job.
It's not a TRX, it's all right.
Hey, Brennan started to talk about some of that stuff
on stage.
Yeah.
Working out some stuff in the stand.
Some dark bits.
It's good though.
Yeah, let it out.
So Kim Jong-un is apparently on a train right now,
which is like an incredibly heavy train that's bulletproof
and it only goes 37 miles per hour.
Good so heavy.
Yeah, heading to meet up with Putin apparently
and talk about an arm steel.
That's what I'm hearing.
Interesting.
Interesting.
That's a green train.
Damn, the thing looks sick.
That's a cool thing.
It's the TRX of trains.
So it says it covers 683 miles and about 20 hours.
Oh, it's so slow.
Yeah. And then here's some pictures of it inside.
Oh, I bet the inside's lit, dude.
Or is it, right?
There's the president of China, G.
Oh, I bet it's China.
I bet the interior, like this,
because he knows it only goes through,
they're like, hey, man, you go through
three certain miles an hour.
He's like, okay, cool.
I need a PlayStation 5 on there.
I need an 80-inch screen TV. Need to get my little wing in or something. You know what, I was pretty, okay, cool. I need a PlayStation 5 on there. I need an 80-inch screen TVs.
Need to get my little winged or something.
You know what I was pretty bad, though?
You know who has Kim Jong-un's haircut?
Shult.
Andrew Shultz.
That's not original.
Kim Jong-un bit him to it and his daddy had it before him.
That's a wild haircut.
Yeah, that's cool.
He keeps it tight around the years high and tight.
Kim Jong-un is not winning any beauty contests. I don't think he cares. No. No, he's the king. He's a king.
That's his sister there. That's his assistant. I don't know. That I don't know. I think this is his
wife though. That's so crazy. That is his wife. That's his father in the train way back. Oh,
so it's the same train. The update that does Red Lather now. Yeah, there's a pink. Oh, so it's the same train the update that does red leather now. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there's a
Pink well looks like pink right. I bet you that trains pretty cool
You guys have been on like a legit train. They're sweet. They're nice. Yeah, especially in Europe way cooler
I know this train looks turn that lighting looks what I mean, it's bulletproof So you got to have you know, yeah, I'm sure you don't have a lot of bullet proof
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So Jerry Seinfeld like you know Jay Leno knows cars stuff like that
But Seinfeld definitely knows cars, but him is boy Spike and they've another guy
They have a bunker. I think it's in Baldwin Hills and they have all their cars there
But they're like this get due to drive for this month,
the other guy drive for that month,
they'll like share all these crazy, crazy cars.
Nice.
It'd be so dope, man.
It'd be so dope.
First in a certain?
Yeah, that's Mike.
Oh, he has in a car today.
He's a big pod, but yeah, he's a super car guy.
And Jerry, so I feel his Porsche, like super Porsche, man.
So it's really, oh, Portugal day.
Great cars.
Yeah, they have to be super-cool.
That's at the Malibu farm right there.
Sweet.
Maybe not, because he has a scarf on.
You wouldn't wear a scarf in Malibu.
Yeah, you would.
I mean, in winter.
No, that's easy.
I think I know exactly where that is actually.
It looks like it, but
I think that is
Moga, I think that's no yoga smoga out there. I think that's off a cross creek that's in that that area and that's I don't think so
Right next door, but no this credit is from fameflinet.uk
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No, yoga smoke on there all no yoga studio on that strip.
No, yoga smoke.
I'm there all the,
as I take my kiddos there.
Got it.
Yeah, that's not it.
No, it is.
It's yoga smoke a mile, Malibu.
Oh yeah, Malibu.
That was right.
Yoga smoke.
Oh, I don't know, there's just dress like assholes.
No, you see it's cold in it's not.
Certain times of here, you're.
A scarf.
Yeah.
You know how cold it is?
You're winter, so we've been in your driving and goes well with your porch. It's like a beautiful, I get it. It's not you a scarf. Yeah, you know how cold it Have a wind from me you're driving because well with your poor boy get it on the sun
Yeah, you know cold it has to get for me to wear a scarf
It's been cold in Malibu at times when that wind blows you can be no
World we that's a spoiled we've 35 degrees out. No way dude. I've been in every 30's
All right, we to. All right.
You said what, Georgie?
That's an Evan were scar since I was like five.
Oh, scarves tough move.
It's tough.
You got to, scarves is giving off some weird vibe.
Unless mommy wraps it around you.
The only guy I've seen pull off a scarf well is Frank Rilla.
You know, me too.
He wore one here.
Yeah, he can pull.
In the summer.
Yeah, you just the scarf. That was a car. That was could tour. Oh, yeah, Randy. Where's the scarf?
If you're ready, you gotta be on top of the store. He could pull off a dress if you're that
Mopter. And you look that good off. Randy, walker, that dress in here. I wouldn't really loot to it.
Yeah, like so what do you been up to? Yeah, look at him. He looks awesome. Yeah, that's
Scarf's you look sweet. Yeah, I mean, he's a stud. Well, when, he's a handsome dude.
When L.A. became North Korea, we had to wear a mask all the time.
I used to wear the bandana.
I used to turn around, I like you.
I like you.
Yeah.
Okay, I'd wear the scarf, the bandana.
Like, I felt like a hell's angel a little bit.
I'd just turn around, so the little ears would stick out.
It's tied, I.
There you go.
Cute.
Oh my God, did you wear on your bike. Yeah, you never got into motorcycles
two dangers. Yeah
I would if I don't have kids I'd probably drive one right now really oh yeah
I'm like Vince diesel now, dude
I live my life. It's his brother
Diesel.
It's his brother. Oh no, you lost some of them.
He's brother Vincent.
Vincent Diesel, that's his full name.
Vincent Diesel.
And you convince.
Says, I live my life one quarter mile.
Well, I've seen you go Vince and he's like,
Brandon, I hate when you do that.
You're like, what do you mean?
When you go, what are you gonna do about a tough guy?
And he goes, yeah, not messing around with you.
Yeah, you're called Vincent.
Yeah, so Vincent Diesel.
That is his real name though. Yeah, it's Mark Vincent. Yeah, so Vincent, Vincent, these are all... That is his real name though.
Yeah, it's Mark Vincent, or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come by his first name, see.
No, I knew that.
This is a Justin Gachi.
He had a wear-address hanging out with his friends
because of fantasy football.
Do you know this guy?
Do you lost fancy football last year?
Yeah, got thick as neck as...
He is not an attractive woman.
He's all dead, dude. I have to wear a dress.
Oh yeah, he's fancy football.
I bet it's comfortable.
That looks refreshing.
Address?
It's our weird one.
I'm a little too angular, but he looks.
He's fit enough though.
He punches people in the face.
Yeah, I might look a little too good on me.
He looks.
That's your problem. Yeah, he looks all trapped out there he's good that wind picks up shows
that apple bottom yeah on a Malibu summer day we're gonna be looked at some cold iced tea a little
lemonade stop it when else you got gin all right Nina Agdahl who's obviously looking
policy fiance I guess she got a restraining order against Dylan Dennis
from posting some like really explicit images of her
from way back, I guess, from like 10 years ago.
But she actually got a restraining order.
It went through.
Yeah, that could get dicey for her, man.
Yeah, it's just not cool.
Yeah, I think there's other ways to promote it,
but he did his job if he wanted to attention, then that's why he signed a promote it, but he did his job. If you want his attention, then that's why he signed a fight doing
Dana's. He did his job.
So you say how he's going to do it Logan, but he's doing his job.
Yeah, but is he going to fight?
Logan.
Yeah, he's going to fight.
Oh, so, so, um, they did a face off.
What's he posted on that one?
He was posting X rated photos of her.
I don't know if they're actually.
He was slut shaming.
Then they had a video going around.
It turns out the woman in the picture
is not her apparently, I guess?
Or could be doctor, I don't know.
Yeah, I didn't see any pictures though.
I don't know.
But when you think about KSI and Tommy,
if you're, you know,
nobody's talking about that.
The only reason anybody's talking about this fight
is Don't Danace.
Say what you want about him.
I don't agree with what he did.
But if you wanted views,
how is-
Don't bring the view?
How is Casai's boxing better than Jake Paul's as good?
No, not even close.
So he's going to fight.
Tony, sure, yeah.
That's a terrible fight for Casai, yeah, terrible.
I heard Dylan's like his social media,
like he was gaining like 600,000 in a day
when he was doing that post, and they're like,
like millions and millions of videos.
Dude, he posted a video today, I saw nine million views.
It's insane. Yeah on Twitter
So I mean that's the biggest promotion you could possibly do then again you sucks
But you wanted to guys bring click to it. Okay. How you gonna do it? Don't worry about it
I guess if you're both playing that game again, you play that game and these kids these younger kids. There's no
Nothing's off rules because we'll watch Well, yeah, but nothings off rules. Because we'll watch.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
But younger people are.
Yeah, oh yeah.
All right, so your boy, Deon Sanders, his bodyguard,
I guess he went viral first t-shirt.
I love this.
I told you, you're actually talking about
a broken security guard.
Just said, you guys need the shirt that Deon's security
has says, fuck around, find out.
And there's a little image of a person
like having, you know, fucking the A on the around.
That's a great t-shirt. That's great know fucking the a on the around t-shirt that great
galator
that's who that is man
oh really galator
the seal who got all all crazy busted and then they they were able to break
him out like that's his saying fafo find around fuck out
you know it's all on the fuck around
oh wow yeah he basically beat the navy
because you know he was this guy who got busted... arach and it was fraudulent charges and bullshit
is this the uh... is it actually any gallery any gallery was initially arrested on
quonon quote war crimes right and his some of his teammates were at war yes made these made
the made some stories uh... to remember the story stories about him shooting at one point an old man, a young girl.
And then when they were put on the stand,
the entire testimony fell apart because nobody had actually
seen anything apparently.
He was a badass leader, right?
And he kicked butt when he had to.
Yeah, and he was, and I listened to the interview
that Andy stump did with him.
Andy stumped being a fellow seal.
It was very interesting because if you actually hear it
and you hear what the government came to with their evidence,
it all fell apart and all of it.
Nothing stood.
And so he was, but he was kept in jail for about nine months.
And for the most part, not allowed to speak to anybody.
That's terrible.
Well, it's what they do, but at the end of the day,
you know, he was exonerated fully and completely good
So well fuck around find out now. Yeah, but he was a he was I actually knew one of the guys in his team and
He would say about Eddie said look I never saw anything like that. He was a hell of a seal
But he was also the kind of guy that they'd be out there and and be, well, we got to be up in four hours and Eddie would go and work out. He's like,
I don't know how the fuck he does. Yeah, those are the Brian. It's fucking war, bro. Yeah, man. You want
monsters. You don't want posties. Yeah, and then people get mad when these guys, you know, do this
shit. Yeah, you know, like where you were in, uh, I've got you're in Somalia.alia. I'm going to Iraq though early next year.
Are you?
Are you doing?
Are you getting the troops MMA?
Woo.
The Arlee.
By the way, I'll just be doing work from Iraq on a cell phone.
Yeah.
The other way I got you.
Yeah, you still young.
Lex is always available.
Oh yeah.
That's what you got.
This was the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Play this.
It's kind of anti-climatic.
What not to do with a bear? What not to do with a bear what not to do with a bear
Dumb dumb over here showing off her friends
Well, you don't dress like that. It's not a dog, bro. That's the starter kit for dumbass. I got a lot of closiest look how closiest that bear
So dumb
dog. Give that pair. Give that pair some fucking. This guy thinks he's like a dog? Yeah, he's treating it like it.
It's exactly how you get fucked up.
Mike's about to die. That bear can just make one decision to your
fucked. The bear's trying to decide like,
ah, this guy's fucking around.
He needs to find out.
Get your hand.
That's son of a bitch.
Didn't you?
Did you tell him I'm bad?
Could have scratched him up.
The blood starts to seep out.
That guy is so lucky.
That was so dumb.
I had to hold this.
You know what?
That guy's a hero for 30 seconds. Oh, he's got a guy. That's so dumb. You know what? That guy's a hero for 30 seconds.
That's not bad. I know he could have died.
Pretty bad.
That's not bad.
Get leave the barrel alone. Give the barrel room.
Now let him do his thing, man.
Like that guy shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Like if you get him, you should look at that video.
No, man. No, you don't get it
George you this is a social media influencer named Charleston white he
He's known for just called wild boy. Yeah wild boy. He's gonna do a box in match
He also went on they're doing the face off here. He just pepper space doing the face
The funniest is the Rincar girls like, oh my god watch.
Watch this. Boom. Look at the Rinkar girls.
She's not hit. It goes everywhere.
Like what starts getting there like, uh.
Uh.
No.
That's really weird.
Yeah, that's just not good.
White pepper spray in his eyes. You've been pepper-fid? Yes. That is just not good. White pepper spray to his eyes.
You've been pepper sprayed?
Yes.
Oh, it's bad.
Yes, I've been.
Oh, it's bad.
I fucking helped a woman who got pepper spray.
Oh, that's right.
And then it got in my eyes.
You know how I got pepper sprayed?
Where at my grandpa's house, I was like five or six years old.
I said my grandpa's house, and my dad was going through
a stuff in his garage when he passed away.
But I was like, I look pepper spray.
He's like, I don't think it works.
Shaking it, and there's a wind,
but I was behind him, like,
what is happening right now?
My dad's like, let's see if it works.
And the wind went, cool story.
That's a great story.
Oh, ride my eyes.
My daughter.
When she was nine.
I went like this, I looked at my dad went,
good.
You remember that conversation earlier
about who hurt you, Brendan?
Now we're starting to get out of there picture.
Peter Shobb, hurting you big time.
Pepper Sprite in the eyes.
When I was, when my daughter was,
I think probably six or seven actually,
she found the pepper spray I gave to my wife at the time.
I had her and she fucking sprayed it in her face.
Facts on him.
Not allowed to vote.
It was very bad. Above she's on a six. It allowed to vote. It was very bad.
Above, she's on a six.
Don't matter.
No.
Voting rights.
No, the vote.
For life.
Yeah, it was a bad situation.
Yeah.
We had to run our eyes for one.
No punk, dude.
We're supposed to put milk in your eyes.
Better than mace.
Dub David off had this guy came out
as a window, tried to pull him out of a car.
And Dub was like, I'm from New York
Just dressed him down
Yeah, it really do there's not my the toughest guys in the world
And that's the Rayford he's not much can do you have seen somebody get some I poke first thing today
It was like what the fuck yeah, I mean you mess with the eyes. I don't care how muscular you are your eyes
You can't put muscle around your eyes, but your girl would be you're so brave if you're like what do you want to do?
Oh, man, I
I told you that guy was amazing. He just yeah
I was good. I was using the N word and he was just tall handsome black guy and the guy go
What the fuck you say comes in his face just like that and without like so lazy
He just went man and the girl you motherfucker. She was one who dropped in there when she comes in his face
He goes And I get there and he looks at her and goes, put milk in your
eyes, it'll help you.
And get some crack, what happened?
You guys, just people clowning, fucking idiots.
I got a cup of coffee.
I know all the cops here.
And they're gonna be fine.
It's not like you ruined your eyesight.
That one dude, who did it?
Sobered up right quick, clime, crawled over into a doorway, into a, like a four-of-a-door-way,
and I was like, ah, ah, the girl,
and then I was trying to help the girl,
I go, give me some water, grab some water,
and then it just got in my eyes, that was fucked.
It's the worst thing that happened
if you pepper sprayed like that, or mace.
You can't lose your eyesight, right?
It goes away.
It's gonna suck.
It's gonna suck for a few days,
but it goes away.
You can get, it can,
can you lose a vision?
I think if you're super drunk and you don't,
watch it out, like it stays in.
Probably.
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And there is no evidence
that you can perpetrate causes long term vision problem.
Repeated expression can trigger changes
in corneal sensitivity.
Sure, if you're constantly getting hurt.
Who's like, oh man, the 10th time this year.
The air can hurt your eyes then.
Yeah, who gets it more than once a lifetime?
Now, Mace, Mace is a different thing.
That's a chemical.
That's Mace different?
Ah, yeah.
Mace is what the police use for major riots.
Well, that's tear gas, but Mace is a mother.
It's still going to be Mace. It still goes to Pepper spray though. Are you sure they're different? See if Mace is type in the difference between Mace and Pepper spray.
There it is.
Nope.
Traditional chemical and Mace is classified as a...
Yeah, traditional chemical Mace is classified as a...
It's tear gas, but it's classified as inflammatory agent.
Sounds similar.
They both suck.
It was found to be very toxic.
Yeah, the original Mace formula.
They both suck.
Yeah.
What else you got, kid?
All righty.
Oh, it's pepper spray works is more effective
on people onto the influence.
Interesting.
And you're seeing, because sometimes
tasers don't work on big people.
Oh, yeah.
Or if they're all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
Yeah, that's, that's.
By Mountain Dew, I mean, math.
Yeah, that's the, it. I mean math. Yeah, that's it doesn't work on PCP
They may have there is there is actual
Video tape evidence of people getting shot
Multiple times keep going close range like a zombie they're on PCP. Yeah, and just being like ah fuck and just coming out
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You're right they can't see right there. That's where you want to get you Now you wanna get a head shot and that'll put them out, right? No need to base.
You're right. You can't see.
Right there, that's where you want that.
I know she gets you.
You know those hand ones, the taser guns, like this?
Yeah, they were, yeah.
We tried our knives on each other and we were friends.
Hell yeah.
Some people were like, but me, they'd just go going, nothing.
I have a friend who used to, well I had friends who used to,
you know, the cup check and stuff and then they got to
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winters on the planet?
No, I'm telling you, I'm pretty sure killer whales
or orcas of the biggest winters on the planet.
Hard to argue with.
Yeah, name it bigger when you're seeing.
I'm gonna say blue whale, but.
No, I don't think so, man. think killer whales. Oh, there you go, Brian
I was right
Well hold on and a wreck blue whale penis is 12 inches diameter. Oh
10 feet high whoa
12 inches around whoa that is a unit. That's a unit. Oh my god
Man, that is a unit. That's a unit. Oh my god. That's a big ol' man.
That thing must be fun.
I bet we've never seen one of those.
Oh, that's not.
There it is.
Oh, that thing's floppy.
That's a huge dog.
Do you think that's how people thought like monsters
were real back in the day?
Did you see a big whale weiner pop out of the ball?
Well, they're probably like, look at this whale, it has a antenna.
It has a tentacle, you know?
Yeah.
Boy, that is.
Hell yeah, dude.
The stuffed whale piece first.
Do we should get for the studio?
Rogan should get that for his,
he has all those cool artifacts.
Six G's, though, that's an expensive wee wee.
It's a big whale dick.
You know, sick that would be just over the T-fat case line.
And there's any in a buy for Rogan, that would be it. Yeah. Get's a big whale dick. You know, sick that would be just over the T-Fat case line. If there's any in a bi-ferrogan, that would be it.
Yeah.
Get him a stuffed whale dick.
Yeah.
That's one thing he doesn't have.
It's the one thing.
But the problem with that is if we put above the sign, people like,
when you have that big carrot, it was at the biggest carrot in the world,
and you framed it?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's a whale.
It's a cock. It's a cock. That's an, no. It's a whale water. It's a cock.
That's an ocean cock.
That's an ocean cock.
That's a water cock.
Call that a water cock.
Water cock.
We call aqua dick.
Aqua dick.
Aqua dick.
We don't just get you.
Aqua cock.
The Biden administration, according to the,
according to the, an apple court in,
New Orleans said that you guys were suppressing free speech
when it came to COVID.
And people were being censored.
You were enforcing companies like Facebook
to take down,
and YouTube.
Take down, yes,
take down any information that even hinted
at the origins of COVID like the Lab League theory
and at hard actual, actionable science,
like Bottasharian and all these to have with that.
Well, what happens with that is now you're open to a lawsuit.
And now, hopefully, future administrations
have to delineate between what's actual criminal activity
and Americans expressing their opinion.
Is YouTube gonna take notes
because they're coming for them?
When it's a, when it is a federal court,
when it's brought to appeal on a federal level,
yes, you better listen.
I hope you're being some trouble.
It would really help everybody out.
Yep, so especially comics, man.
That's today.
Well, good man. Yeah. Is that especially comics man. That's today. Well, good man.
Yeah.
Is that it, Chin?
That's it.
All right, I am in Spoken, Washington, baby.
That is September 21st through the 23rd.
I can't wait with my faves.
Spoken, comedy club, and then Skankfest with my friend here.
We will do a live-firing kid with a Skankfest crew
on the 29th.
That's Friday 8th, I think.
And then me and Calam spots all over them in Iowa,
October 13th through the 14th, Go Hawkeyes, Niagara Falls.
That's a casino in November 4th through the 5th.
Chicago's December 8th and 9th.
Get your tickets at thickway.com.
But Spoken, you're up first, up to our 21st, 23rd.
Daddy's at the funny bone Omaha this weekend,
September 15th and 16th. And then I'll be at the comedy zone.
Greensboro, North Carolina, October 6th and 7th.
Let's go.
Hi kids, love you.