The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub and Callen React to Ronda Rousey’s Book | TFATK Ep. 993

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen react to the Ronda Rousey's take on Brendan in her new memoir and talk Bryan's biggest regret in life, how Brendan would throw Bryan back in the water if he was a fish, Tyson Fury vs Oleksandr Usyk not being talked about much, current events around the world including Daniel Cormier beefing with Joaquin Buckely, the Roadhouse sequel, botox and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER GiveLegacy - visit https://givelegacy.com/ and use promo code FIGHTER for 10% off JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE!

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Back to training again, Brendan. My shoulder was tweaked a little bit back to, uh, back to getting in, getting it in. I get it in.

Did you show the video of our last session with your sensei? Well, I did not show him that, but, uh, I was about to train. Joe Rogan called me and I said, Joe, I started talking to him a little bit and I go, listen, I gotta go, cause my MMA class is starting. And he goes, oh shit. I was like, see ya. I felt like saying to all the kids there,

I was like, I just had to hang up on Joe Rogan to train here, I hope you guys are happy. I hope you guys realize what I'm sacrificing to be here to learn these skills. By the way, I would have so much, I was thinking about like the emotional side of, I don't know if I've told you this, but first of all, I would have way rather talk to Joe than train. And then I just want everybody to know, I hate training. Like I don't actually like it, but I do it because I just don't want to be, as I get

older, I don't want to be a mark. I want to at least have a bit older, I don't want to be a mark. I want to at least have a bit of an answer if there's a situation. And I want to feel like I can surprise a guy. But it's not good if you don't enjoy it. I mean, I enjoy it. You know, I like it.

It's a good workout. It feels good. Like I'm back to boxing, but I'm not going to, might get in the ring a little bit and move around with a good guy and not get hit. You know, but I like it. I like that feeling As long as you don't hate it, right? Jiu-Jitsu is fun. I like working like in this class We work in situations where you're you know, you're in a position But instead of just going if you're drawn to

Jiu-Jitsu that just do Jiu-Jitsu in the streets that'll protect you more than anything Yeah, my biggest regret is not going deeper into jujitsu. Your biggest, you think? Well, can you dial it down a notch? All right. Is that too dramatic? Your biggest regret is not what? I don't have a lot of regrets in my life.

Yeah. That's kind of like, not my biggest, but I wish I, I wish I had, um, I remember deciding that I wasn't into it. I just remember going, I told you, I remember he was like, I was at street sports and my buddy, Hennato goes told you, I remember, he was like, I was at street sports and my buddy, Henato, goes, guys, put the hand like that. A lot of guys put in the hand like that,

put the hand like that, and then like that. And I was watching it and I was like 33, 34, and I was like, I don't care. You get it, right? You get it, I was like, ooh, I just don't care. I was thinking about standup and acting, I was too busy with things and I was like, Ooh, I just don't care. I was thinking about standup and acting. I was too busy with things. And I was like, I guess I just don't care about sports.

But not your biggest regret. Let's dial down on that. No, but I will say this. Maybe I'm not that ambitious sometimes, Bubba. What do you mean? I just, you know, some people, like some people, they will win no matter what. And they will, I was talking to a guy yesterday

who made a lot of money, a lot of money. At one of my new favorite restaurants, I've talked about it before, Nando, if you want the best steak in the world, in Manhattan Beach, Nando, N-A-N-D-O, tell Dario that Brian sent you, Nando is the best steak maybe I've had, I don't know how long, I don't know how long.

They started in Chicago. It's just so stupid. That's his brother. It's fucking amazing. That man bun's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. Let's get a hairnet though on, right? Yeah, that's his brother.

They're both Sicilian brothers. Wear a hairnet though. Yep, well they're both Sicilian brothers and they're the best. It's my hangout now. Give me the goddamn story. So I'm talking to the guy and there was a guy who made a lot of money there. And. Just casually eating a.

He's a great guy. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a Tongan guy. Great guy. And he's made a lot of money and he's investing in one of the investors in a new restaurant that Nando's opening up that Dario and his brother opened up in Beverly Hills. It's going to be sick.

Okay. I don't know the name. And I hope I'm not talking out of school, but he had, he got sick. He got, he got, he name. And I hope I'm not talking out of school, but he had, he got sick. He got, he got, he almost died. He got, he got cancer, but he's the kind of guy who grew up poor, who worked so hard and he

would, he, he just, the satisfaction of giving his mother money every Friday was everything. So he worked so hard and actually wasn't living at home, was just in the office and he would take a sponge bath because he was trying to get, he was trying to build this company and build this contract. So he's working so hard and he's, remember he's now he's Tong and big guy. He went down to about 140 pounds and didn't notice it. And he was in pain all the time, in pain. And he finally like he comes out of the meeting and they close this deal.

And he looks at his buddy, he goes, hey dude, I see stars. And he goes, stars? And that's all he remembers, he hits the ground face first. They take him to the doctor. He's got tumors all up and down his colon. Stage basically, you know, it's a, luckily it didn't metastasize, they cut out his colon

and he's, you know, that was fucking 15 years ago. But that kind of guy who's willing to work through cancer and not notice because he's got an objective, I don't think I'm that guy. I just ain't. And you have to learn who you are. Yeah. And I-

You would quit this podcast right now if it gets colder in there. That's right. Like if the AC gets two more notches down, you'll walk out. Yeah, I got to get out of here. Yeah, I genuinely, you have to come to terms. That's okay though, B. I love hanging with my boys. I like, the reason we've been doing this podcast so long, the longevity of it is that I like that you and I are friends. Yep. I mean, and I love, hugely enjoy like what I did last night, which was a meal with cool people having a conversation. I hugely enjoy that.

And I like the- That's your favorite thing. It's my favorite thing. And I like being a silly goose with my friends. I like the laugh, which is what I miss about the comedy story and what I miss about the comedy scene. And what I miss about our community that's no longer. Those are the things that I think I, I hold in the highest regard.

I come home and I play with my two year old. It starts raining. If you're eating outside and starts raining, you're going home. Hey, Bubba. If the weather gets a little not optimal weather, you're leaving. Yeah. There's a slight wind. Now I'll bear down.

I can bear down a couple of days, But then I get, but only a couple days if I'm with my friends and I have something to prove. If the old ego's involved. But no, you're right. So if it gets too uncomfortable, I'm like, I don't, I just don't, you know. I'm not gonna get staffed for a black belt. Yeah, but I think you would if you had to be a black belt.

That's the difference. Like what you're doing now, or even when you're doing- I work hard at my stand-up. Even when you're doing Jiu Jitsu then, you didn't have to do it. That's true. That's true. That's the difference, too.

Big difference. That's true, because I work so hard at my stand-up. I will say I really do. I think about it, I work at it, I think it's really, it's my new hour. Because you have to do that. Yes, and it's who I am, too. But it's also the way you feed your family. You have to do that. Yes, and it's who I am too. But it's also the way you feed your family.

Yes. You have to do that. Yes, yes, yes, it's my job. Yes. Professional. Straight up. Professional. That, that, like the podcast helps you, but the way you pay for your mortgage and everything's stand up, you have to do that.

Yes. So I'd hope you'd be working. Dania Beach. There you go. I hope you'd be working on that. May 24, 25, 26. But if you were getting paid to train Jitson was covering the bills, you would do it. You know, you have no choice. 100%, 100%. Just like that guy. Well, 426. But if you were getting paid to train Jetson was covering the bills, you would do it.

You know, you have no choice. 100%. Just like that guy. Well, you did. That's what I remember. I remember you said something that I never forgot. I said, you were training twice a day as in, you know, you would go, you would drive,

I don't know how far. Oh, to Lake Forest? I mean, and every day you were rolling, but rolling with the best in the world, Olympic gold medalist in judo and all that. And, and winning or losing in practice was as important in a lot of ways as, you know, and I remember, I remember, you know, that was your life.

I was with you when that was your life. We're literally training twice a day. And you did that for probably eight years, right? Would you say? Is that fair? Uh, yeah, almost nine total. Okay. So nine years, people forget how long you trained.

I remember there was a black belt and I said, uh, and he, he was like, you know, the kind of black belt that's worn. I think it had some red on it. Yeah. And I said, uh, and I said, uh, fuck, that guy looks like he's really good. I go, how would you do against him? And I remember you said, I'd imagine pretty well he's never competed. I said, I know, and he goes, I said, I know,

but he's, you know, and he goes, hey. I had to do it for a living, which means it's life and death for me, that guy does it in a classroom. It's just fucking different. It's just different. It's not, you weren't being, you know, you weren't being a dick, you were just being like, that's kind of the difference between, you know,

when people say he's a really good boxer. Yep. Yep. No, I just don't think people know it was like, I was doing a podcast yesterday, this car podcast and he, the, the Germans built a car for Rogan. So he knows Rogan really well too. So we're doing his podcast and at the end he goes, all right, three questions. And he goes, uh, how would you do in a fight against Joe Rogan?

If kicks weren't allowed. And I went, excuse me. You know, he has a car show and he goes, but if kicks weren't allowed, I go, so in a boxing match and he's like, no. And I go, wait, why wouldn't kicks be allowed? He's like, well, cause Rogan's a really good kicker and I went right I said dude Nobody loves Joe Rogan more on this earth than me. I absolutely adore Joe that's Joe that question

I look Joe Joe's you know my north star He's the best one of the best human beings I've ever met I said, but you gotta realize dude when you ask that question You might as well, that's like me asking you, how would you do in standup compared to Joe Rogan? And you're an open micer and Joe's a professional. He was, what do you mean? I go, can Joe kick? Absolutely do for a guy who's never competed professionally, he can kick like a motherfucker.

I mean, if you put them against any celebrity out there, he's going to beat the shit out of him. Black belt and Jiu Jitsu. I don't think he has any wrestling. It doesn't matter. He's Jiu Jitsu, he doesn't have his kicks, I don't know how he's boxing. It doesn't matter. Like in that regular civilian aspect, monster. I said, you got to realize though, I was running top 10 in the world as a professional. I said, so it's just different. And even after saying all of this was how would you do I go? What beat the shit out of him, dude? I said but that that's not even impressive. He's also 57 He's also no, but even if he was six weight class, we know none of that matter even if he was 21 in his prime If you're not professional, it's like, you know, Casey does golf. Casey plays golf all the time.

He plays golf all the time, but he's not professional. So I say all the time, meaning when Casey's on the studio during the week, on the weekends, he'll play golf. That's, you know, once or twice a week, if he's lucky, the pros are playing seven days a week. Have you ever seen what you, I know you have, have you ever seen like, Hold on. That's what I was saying.

This is what people don't realize. Like, people can relate to golf. And you think you're, whatever, you're a scratch golfer. If you get around an actual pro golfer, it will, you're not playing the same game. You're not playing the same game. It's not even comparable. That same perspective goes into fighting.

So like when he was talking about Joe's kick, I'm like, I know he competed, whatever was in high school or maybe in his early twenties and he was in some taekwondo competition, knocked the dude out. That's super impressive. But he's not doing that against professional. Well and I go, and then also when you talk about, well, I said, when we're talking about kickers, I go, I said, I'm up to have this debate. Can saga well, I said when we talk about kickers I go I said I'm up to have this can crop up and gunzaga kick hard. This is I'm curious. Well, this is why I said I

Have cro Cop and Gonzaga kicking. Just just kick you don't have to that chin But what I said to the guy go so if kickings you're like the thing the hill you're gonna die And I said, you know Murko cro Cop is right. He goes. Yeah, I go Somewhere regard is the greatest kicker of all time is yeah, I go knocked him out Um Gabriel Gonzaga hell of a kicker and the guy goes man, could he kick that was his thing? Yeah, I was his thing. He broke people's fucking destroyed that dude for three rounds. He's like, oh, yeah I go again. This isn't any knock on Joe the knocks on your question. Yeah, and Joe would tell you the same thing Yeah, it's just

It's silly. It's a guy that it's like, you you the same thing. It's just, it's silly. It's like, you know what it is? But it doesn't have fighting, Bobby. It doesn't have fighting. No, but it's like we all drive, right? Everyone drives and some people fancy themselves like, oh, I'm a good driver. Okay, cause we all drive.

We can all relate to it. Go against Jimmy, go against Lewis Hamilton. No, but forget that. Try Lewis Hamilton. No, no, no, no. No, go against any professional on the circuit. Cause you weren't Lewis Hamilton. Are you talking about the outliers?

Yeah, that's a good comparison. Yeah. So they had a thing.. Yeah, that's good comparison. So, so, so they had a thing. The number 10 guy NASCAR. I loved, I loved, I loved watching this guy who played. He was a white dude who played some professional basketball in the NBA. I think he was in for like four years and they had him playing against the, these really good street ballers. These guys who were like good dunk, shoot and everything.

And then you watch this guy, you watch him and they couldn't, they didn't know who he was first. And when I say he was hitting from everywhere and dunking, white guy, look like dunk, doing whatever you want with the ball. I mean, dunking like just, I mean, it was literally like watching a guy among high school players. So yeah, ignorance is blessed. Yeah. But he made it to the NBA. Which is impossible. Even those New York street ballers.

Remember that guy? Remember like the N1 guys? Oh no, Brian Scalabrini. Yeah, that's a famous one. He's in a gym. And he goes, I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me. There you go. Which is true.

That guy. And then he destroyed the kid. That was so great to watch. I was like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, destroyed the kid. But Kobe back in the day, his famous story, he went to New York to like the straight up, you know, where the N1 guys play the street ball. And there's some amazing basketball players. They're so good. Amazing. And they play a different game than NBA. Kobe walks up there unannounced, you know, he's in sweats or whatever. And they're

like, you're going to play me? He's like, yeah, I'll play. And then people are like, oh, he's about to get crossed up. Crossed up? Oh, oh, oh, you think, oh, you think because you guys play by a different set of rules, but it's still basketball. You think you guys have a chance? Dude, when I say Kobe embarrassed them,

it was like he was playing with children. And everyone was like, oh, and he was like, yeah, well, you know, I'm a little guilty of this. So, you know, with, with Tiger, no, my back kick was, I even taught you that back. Yeah. Like that spinning back that you use as defense. It really works. Yeah. Like let somebody come in because especially when they were out, I was, you can fuck people up. Sure. And I was watching these Muay Thai guys and I was like, I,

I truly believe I can catch them in a back kick, which I'm sure I could. But when I was doing it, I was like, I truly believe I can catch them in a back kick, which I'm sure I could, but when I was doing it, I was like, I just, I'm seeing what they're doing. Hold on, but you're saying like normal Muay Thai guys? Yeah, but you know, no, no, no, I mean, whatever I was saying. Like pros? Well, so I said I could catch them. You know what my buddy said?

He goes, he fought in Thailand. He goes, yeah, you might, you might catch them. You might catch them. You might catch them once or twice and then they're going to adjust. Oh yeah. And then what? Yeah. And I was like, oh fuck.

Oh yeah, that's right. You're not going to knock them out. You're going to catch them like anything else. And then they're going to adjust and, and, but also with any of that stuff, like you have an idea, whatever you have some successful thing you do in the gym, but again, you're not a pro and you're like, God, I bet I could land that on insert, whatever famous UFC fight do you want? Trust me. They've seen it. Yeah. Not doing anything that we don't know that some guy at a much higher level than you

every is doing. And they probably saw it yesterday. Yep. Every, again, it's no, it's no knock on those people. They don't know just the way it goes. That's exactly right. Every people. They don't know. It's just the way it goes. That's exactly right. Every look, the only exception would be like when you have what I think I'm right about, um, sometimes with these guys like Khabib who did all that Samba, all that Greco and all that international kind of like rules wrestling, just different throws under hooks and series that if you've only folk wrestled, you know, I'm thinking about Justin Gagey with Khabib. I think there was a lot of stuff that it's hard to kind of see what's

happening until you're on your back. That might be the exception, but then again, I might be choosing this outstanding outlier, right? No, I don't think that's the exception. Khabib's not doing anything that surprised people. You all know what's coming. No, he's so good at it. Yeah, no, it's like he's not doing a version of wrestling that only he knows. So you just, people see it, it's just how he does it. His style of wrestling is a thousand years old. Yeah.

It's nothing new. Also there's guys on the circuit right now that are better than Khabib was at it. Yeah. They compete against them all the time. Yeah, well, Bo Nicol, if you watch, or like Kale Sanderson, it's not like they're doing something. Kale Sanderson could get that ankle pick no matter what was going to happen.

He's getting that ankle pick. No, Rison hasn't changed it. Bo Nicol does that, that knee tap, you know, he kind of like, he'll get you, it's where he, how he times it. So. Khabib's thing was he was so good at if you stop this, he had this, this, this, but he would, he can go to him faster than everybody else. So by the time you're like, oh, whatever, he's wrapping his hands around my waist. He, he was already there.

It's too late. He was that, he's that far ahead of the game, but it was nothing new. No, there's nothing. So it's not like groundbreaking. So it's not like these collegiate collegiate wrestlers like Bo and, and, you know, for that matter, anybody who's a D one wrestler in Penn state, it's not that they haven't seen it. No, I asked Bo this and he, he, you, we got to remember those, the all Americans and national champs were on the world team. He's like, so you're seeing all the looks.

But Bo was like, since I was a kid, I was on the national team. So since I was seven, I competed against Dagestan. So, oh, and both, and that's where I got the knowledge from Bo's like that style. Like what Khabib does or Markchev does. We've all, I've seen that style since I was seven. Khabib was just so dominant with it against guys. That's why he said- But look at the best, it's not a knock on Khabib,

show me the best wrestler he's beat. Yeah, I mean, Iacuenta wouldn't let him take him now. Iacuenta's not a highly decorated wrestler. But he's a D1 wrestler. Yeah, but that's right There's there's much higher level guys. Well, that's why somebody's asked Bo How would he do in a wrestling match with Khabib and both said well, he's never competed in wrestling Oh, but but would absolutely just yeah, so like point wise it'd be a you know, he'd probably tech following

I mean, you know, of course. Yeah Having said that though. I have heard that Khabib took the NCAA champ, I can't remember his name, and beat him at wrestling. So Khabib's a different animal though. We're talking about different thing. Yeah, but you look at Khabib's resume. Tell me the best wrestler, aren't you? Who's the highest level wrestler?

Hold on. Al Iaquenta. No, you're probably right, Brian. Yeah. Michael Johnson, I think wrestled in all those guys, all those guys are Jiu-Jitsu guys that I can see. Every one of them. Or strikers. Yeah. That's in Barbosa.

Yeah. Michael Johnson, everyone. Uh, Dustin, Dustin's, uh, those Andros, Pat Healy, I think had some college wrestling. Wow. Go ahead and show me the best wrestler. Yeah. That's a very, very important point. And then, uh, I think, uh, I think it's, uh best wrestler. That's a very, very important point.

And Justin Gaethje, I mean, he hasn't wrestled since college. He doesn't engage in it. So Justin Gaethje would be labeled as a striker, right? He doesn't wrestle. Yeah. It's not a knock on Khabib. It's just his resume. Can you go down and keep going down?

Because it's interesting. I don't think we'll recognize other names. You're not going to know those names. Yeah. There is that sort of, yeah, the thing where when you look at someone and you're talking about best pound for pound, you do have to take into account the competition. And so- That's the knock on Khabib.

And, you know, if you look at- But it, it's not Kibbe's fault. That's who was put in front of them. But when you look at like resumes, yeah, that's why it's tough to label him graceful, even though he's undefeated, his strength of schedule is, take a look at who they fought. They don't bring up Steve. It's Steve. She's not in the argument, but he defended, defended his belt.

You don't bring up that. All right. That's a, um, but he defended defended his belt along you don't bring up that I that's a But he's undefeated finish, but it's it's like the NCAA rankings like his strength of schedule compared to the gentleman We're talking about it's not even close like it look his toughest fight was You know You I will say that when you dominate dust, uh, Dustin Poirier, when you beat the shit out of Conor McGregor, Dustin Poirier and Justin

Gagey, you know, three monsters, it's, it's like, that's part of what's kind of like, and when you dominate them, that, that's a big deal. That's why people go, you know, it wasn't a fight. It really wasn't a fight with Dustin. Who'd, nobody's ever done that Dustin. I mean, you know, um, again a fight. It really wasn't a fight with Dustin. Nobody's ever done that with Dustin. I mean, you know, again, not wrestlers, right? I mean, not necessarily.

Justin was a D-Wing wrestler. You wouldn't label him as a wrestler. You know, it's not. It wasn't their thing. But like, strength of schedule, you look at Max Holloway's resume, it's stupid. Or Dustin Poirier's strength of schedule, insane. Even though he lost to Khabib,

his strength of schedule was fuckingane. Even though he lost Khabib, his strength of schedule is fucking wild. Yeah, I agree. I mean. Chandler, Charles Olivera, Conor McGregor twice, Dan Hooker, Khabib, Max Holloway, Eddie Alvarez, Justin Gaethje, Anthony Pettis, Eddie Alvarez, Jim Miller, Michael Johnson, Bobby Greer. I mean the who's who man.

Yep. Yep. Yep. And still doing it. That longevity is amazing. Yeah. If I, if you were to win that title, my God, Oh my God. He's one of the greatest of all time.

Yeah. If he wins that title, that offer him when that title would be more surprising Bay lost than anybody went in title. But take a look at Steve Bay for a sec. Beat Daniel Cormier twice, lost once, but came back and beat him twice. That's a big deal. Obviously beat Francis Ngannou before Francis was doing things. Beat Junior De Santos. Beat Alistair Overeem. Beat Fabrizio Verdun. Beat Andre Arlovski. Beat Mark Hunt. You got to put Stipe in this conversation. Here's the knock. I think I know what you're going to say. They got to put steep. Hey, here's the, here's the, here's the knock.

I think I know what you're going to say. There's a lot of, there are none of, none of those gentlemen were at the peak. No. Yeah. Still it's a lot of people, a lot of names, a lot of names, a lot of, a lot of guys, he, you know, to get there, beat Roy Nelson.

I mean, his best wins are DC and Francis for sure. Sorry. His, his best wins wins are DC and Francis for sure. Sorry. His, his best wins wins or DC and Francis for sure. Being DC twice and then beaten Francis crazy. He beat Roy Nelson, beat Gabriel Gonzaga. He lost to screw. I know. Right.

That was the surprising one. Inside like it then over him. Right. That was a while ago at Steve base by far. I mean, top three best heavyweights of all time. Steve is a Savage. A lot of fights. Yep.

Interesting, right? Yep. But I would say John Jones without a doubt is the, there's no comparison. Yeah. And the other thing about, you know, when you compare Anderson Silva to, uh, uh, George St. Pierre, when you compare the two, you got it. You got it.

I go with Anderson Silva because Anderson finished everybody. No, he didn't. He finished almost everybody he fought. Not true. Bring up. Damien Maia, Tally's ladies. Yeah.

Well, that Damien Maia fight was the only reason he didn't finish Damien Maia was because he was ladies. Yeah, well, that Damien Maia fight was, the only reason he didn't finish Damien Maia was because he was being so rude and playing with him. I mean, he just was. That fight was like, you know, let's take a look. So from UFC, right? Chris Liebman finished him, Rich Flanker finished him. Travis Lerner finished him, finished Nate Markhort,

who was at his prime then, again with Rich Flanker. Nate was in his prime, yeah.ort, who was at his prime then, again with Rich Lanker. Nate was in his prime. Huh? Yeah, Nate was in his prime. No, Anderson's run as far as like his run was something to behold. Joke Dan Henderson out. His run was fucking insane. Unbelievable.

Wild. Big names too. He fought everybody. Of course, Griffin, David, Maya. He fought everybody. He fought everybody. Chael Sonnen finished him at the last minute. Vitor Belfort with that front kick. There's some pretty amazing things here.

Finished Chael again. Stefan Varner, of course. And then Weidman was winning that fight and then, you know, it was never the same after that. That, that, that, that's, that was the end. What a run. After UFC 15 after that. That was the end. What a run. What a run. After you see 153, it was over. What a run.

Oh, I mean, craziest run ever. Yeah, insane. Special. Yep. Super special. Super special. But funny how Father of Time sometimes goes, hey, that was the last one, all good.

That was the last one, not a big deal. What else you got, Jen? let's take a little break and talk about draft Kings here because the NBA playoffs Are here your nuggets? Your nuggets are three and two right now dude dominated the Joker is in town bitches What's up, Minnesota? Yeah, cry me a river Over a giant serve with a high game IQ. That's what I say MVP again should have won it last year a bunch of haters So we're clapping the cheeks of the Timberwolves already looking at the next series So that's cool

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I have one thing I was thinking about. When I saw the faceoff with Jake and Mike Tyson. Were they kind of playing with each other? Yeah. I saw that and I went, what's going on here? I'm telling you, that's why I don't break this fight down. Was there a conversation before this? What's going on here? I don't know. All's why I don't. That's why I'm like, was there a conversation before this? What's going on here?

I don't know. All of it's strange. You understand what I'm saying? I'm the one telling you this. Yeah. What do you mean? Hell yeah. That's why when you're like breaking down who you think is the winner, I'm like, I

can't give you a prediction. If they're going to really fight, I'm really intrigued, but I'm like, look at this. I'm intrigued no matter what, but yeah, I don't know what's going on behind the scenes. I don't either. Yeah, I don't. That's why when people ask me about it, I'm like, I don't know the rules. when people ask me, I'm like, I don't, I don't know the rules. I don't, you know, you can tell us. I don't know exactly what's going on. I don't know the contract rules, right? I don't know. Like, hey, hey, it was the conversation. Let's put on a show or I'm going to fight you and try to actually the conversation. Let's get money

and be the Trojan horse to get the UFC on Netflix. like you know right we'll know if somebody gets knocked out we'll know nobody's gonna knock down you know what's wild nobody is what do you mean no then no one's neither one's getting knocked out goes to decision who's sick hold on be who's sick fury when I talk about no one's talking about it yes there is it because remember when it first got announced and then fury got that cut and they postponed it dude I don't see it in I is that I it has to be an American thing because I kids like BT sports has all this cool coverage on it aerials doing a bunch of stuff on it

But it's all for BT sports and all that stuff, but when it comes to America, you just don't see anything, dude. Yeah Here's a quick video on them real cool Like I have a bunch of people when I posted my take on it from the shop show, people like, dude, I had no idea that's happened this weekend. Like, that's not good. All right. Here's a quick video of them meeting each other in Riyadh. I choose you get over here Who's again having it so he's playing along there, but I mean as a fighter

What time I don't like that stuff For certain fighters to do this. I don't fire they do this to try and lower your guard. So he's being super charming. But that's Tyson, he does that with Wilder too. Those guys are all kind of like, they don't know really what to make of this. Usyk was like, okay. You know in Russian and Ukrainian culture, smiling, just smiling is not done. Because you look stupid. So you don't just smile.

You're going to be like, thank you. I heard if you smile in Russia they think you're gay. The idea in Russian culture is when you smile you're a dumb it, you're a dollard. So if you're like this, hi how are you? That makes sense. That's why when you meet them, they they're like this All right. Yeah, Usyk was not having it. Yeah Smiling is just considered really like for dumb dumb. So I rarely see Putin smile rare

Do you see anything on Usyk Fyridzin like any hype? No, no, not at all. Like there's no hashtags like trending nothing I tried looking for really really that's the only video I saw recently So yeah, not much at all, but I saw something brand new that popped up today all over the place on YouTube Instagram everywhere So Rhonda Rousey Apparently you're in her new memoir again. Yeah, she I'll just show you this article here. I don't know Again? Yeah, I'll just show you this article here. Were you in the first one?

I don't know. Of playing fucked up mind games. That's the title. Yeah, obviously I didn't read the books, I don't know. But it says, yeah. The book just came out or this is old? No, this is new. This is our new one.

It literally started popping up today. How the hell did I know? So I don't know if you want to talk about this or not, but. She doesn't look like she's aged a minute. No. She looks great. Her mom has great genetics too though. She looks fantastic. Anyway.

There's a couple of quotes. My ex thrived on playing fucked up mind games with me when I had a fight coming up and instead we hide that we were dating so he wouldn't be labeled Ron Arousey's boyfriend. Hold on, hold on. By mind games, I mean, maybe going MIA, like just not. As Travis headed into the matchup, I pretended it wasn't personal. Then that is until it was on live TV and I lost my goddamn mind, screaming at the top

of my lungs, get him Travis, while punching the arm of the person on the couch next to me. That's fair. How's this news in a book? Yeah. I'd be, I mean, it just started popping up like crazy today. Really? Yeah.

But didn't the book come out like a month ago though? I don't even know, dude. How's this news? What do we, what do we date? Oh, 14 or 13 years ago when Travis knocked him out at the end of the first round. I didn't think. TKO to be fair. Yeah, that was true.

That's true. It was TKO. Grown and pound. Yeah. Okay. First lie. Keep going. Yeah. Uh didn't get any more gratifying. My ex covered up on the ground while Travis pounded away on him. The referee waved the match over. Then Travis towering over the crumpled semi-conscious body of my ex. Nope. It wasn't unconscious and also wasn't crumpled. I was in downward dog. Okay.

You were on your tummy. You were on your tummy. It was a dominant position. You were dominated by the bearded Viking. Hold on, but no one's saying that. I was not crumpled and semi-conscious. Yeah, I was fully conscious. He leaned down and whispered something in his ear. His words were indiscernible to the camera, but I swore, I swore I could hear Travis's voice saying, Rhonda says, fuck you, that's pretty good.

That's pretty good. Rhonda! That never happened. No. No. But he did whisper in your ear. I don't know what he said, but I remember him looking, whispering. I don't think you could hear it. I don't know what happened, but I don't think he said Rhonda says fuck you. Maybe he did in the dressing room and say, I'm glad you're okay. In the back. Yeah. He said, I'm glad you're all right. Yeah. He's cool. You have no issues with him. No, how's this new? It says it was shipped April 2nd. It's not news. Just what happened is her life. It's how she felt. It was the emotion she was going through. I will say this about I'll say I'll say you can I speak on this? Yes. You mind? Yeah. I'll say this if if I wrote a this is the difference. If I wrote a book this is the difference. If I wrote a book, she would not be in my book. Like that's not like an event in my life

that I would put in a book. Well, I think you always said, I've never heard you say anything but really great things about her. Love her, love her, I've never heard you, Travis. I think that's important to say. Now, the way the media treats her, I've never heard you. I've never heard you. I think that's important. Now the way the media treats her I think is not fair but some of it's justified by the way she treated the media and you know some of the comments she's made but you know people forget

like what she did for women's MMA and she true there would be no female MMA fighters if it wasn't for Ronda for a variety of reasons from the way she looks, her skill set, her mindset, the way she competed. You're talking about an ultimate competitor. She put women's fighting on the map. That's what I'm saying. That's Dana, shortly before Ronda came on the scene went, women will never fight in the UFC. Then he sees Ronda, he's like, maybe they will, because she's a savage.

And people wanna talk about like, Kobe mentality too. I've never, I'm sure Kobe was a savage. There should be Rhonda mentality, like savage. I remember you always looked up to her in a way, like just her mindset and her winning. Savage. But again, I'll say this, like if I write a book, which eventually I'm sure I will,

that like, and this isn't a knock on her, I don't know what the book's about. Maybe if it's like love interest and her past relationships, then that makes sense, I'm in the book. But like my book, her and Travis wouldn't be a highlight of my life, you know, it's just not, that wouldn't make my book. I'm flattered, I guess, you know, it's just not, that wouldn't make my book. I'm flattered, I guess, you know?

I think it's, that's, that's, Ron is a bad motherfucker, Ron is a bad, It depends how you look at it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I, I, either way, I think, I think it is what it is, man, relationships are relationships, and, and, But to bring it up,

Everybody has, 14 years later? It's, it is what it up. Everybody has. 14 years later. It's, it is what it is. I mean, but she has kids and it obviously worked out and like, it's just, it's life. Like we weren't a match. So like there's. Yeah.

When she says mind games, it's not mind games. Like the mind games came from, in all honesty, her camp. Like that was the trouble she had. And that's a whole nother issue that she can address. I have nothing to do with that. I didn't honesty, her camp. Like that was the trouble she had. And that's a whole nother issue that she can address. I have nothing to do with that. I didn't train at her camp. I don't know the code. I have nothing to do with that.

Mind games, I guess when she means mind games, that would mean, I just, it wasn't into, it wasn't a match. It just wasn't a match. So yeah, so you were around during that time and you knew this. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. Loved the girl as a friend. Well, you- But when it came to that, I'm like, dude, it's just not, she's you knew this. I'd be like, dude, I don't know what to do. Love the girl as a friend.

But when it came to that, I'm like, dude, she's not my person. I found my person. She's not my person. So it's like, if it's not a match. I remember you wanting it to be, I remember you wanting it so badly to be your person. It's just not.

Because you loved everything about her, but sometimes in life, it's just, for you, it's just not a match. No, it just wasn't. It's not there. a match. For you, it's just not there. And again, I've had that before. And it doesn't mean she's a bad person or I'm a bad person, it was just not, it was never gonna work.

I remember that so well. And I had to have that conversation, it was awful. I remember you calling me, telling me that. It was awful, yeah, awful. You were like, I remember it. I remember you said, I want so badly, because I like everything about her. I love everything about her.

She's such an amazing person. I just, and I said, I go, you got to go with what your heart is telling, what your gut tells you. When you decide to marry somebody or make it your life, that is not a rational decision. No. Like you can look at all their accolades and all their stuff.

I think when you choose to make it that person your person, this is how I feel about my wife, I don't know why I could give you all her awesome qualities, but I don't know why one day I looked at her and I went, you're the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. Like you're the one. I don't know, I have no idea. I couldn't tell you.

I can't bottle that. You just know. Yeah, you just know. But in the last conversation, the last words I ever said to her, I said, and you know, told her how I felt, told her it's just not gonna work, clearly both upset, and I said, and you will never talk to me again.

I know you, and we will never talk again. And we've never talked again? Sucks. Never. Never? Not a single word. So that's kind of wild, though. It's not, though.

But I mean, but then you never talk to her again, but like you said, like kind of popping up in a new book. Yeah, but she's not talking to me. Like she's not, I'm popping up in the book, like that in a negative, like that's the highlight, Travis and her and what she was going through. I'm sure it's like her last few fights, dealing with camp. You were mentioned.

Getting, you know, her relationship with Travis, how that started. And then I'm in that story, I assume. So it's just like, and then she explains that. I also think it's hilarious. I think what I love about it is that she goes, I could have sworn he mouthed Ron this as fuck. That's poetic justice. Maybe he did.

Yeah, maybe he did. Well, in her mind, it sounds like in her mind, that's what, it didn't say he said that, because I don't believe. Maybe he did. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I remember asking. And if he did it?

I remember asking you. And if he did it? You were concussed. It's like, it wasn't like you were hearing. Wasn't that concussed. But even if he did say that, maybe he did. But even if he did it, if I'm writing a book, fucking, I would have made it way worse than that.

I would have exaggerated way worse than that if I was selling books. Forget all that. I remember when you got in that ring, I was with you every day for that camp. I remember when you got in that ring and you were like, I've done everything I can. You were all ready. And I swear to God, when I saw you, because your head was so in podcasts and you had one foot in, one foot out, which is- I was making more money doing podcasts. The famous podcast with Rogan. And he said that.

And I remember, I remember seeing you, you got, you were across from, from Travis. I looked at you. I swear to God, you looked like you had just woken up from a nap. Your hair was a little messy and you were like this, you were squinting and I was like, oh no. No. And I think I was with Tim Tebow at the time. Tim was there. He was watching with his brother. No, Tim came to the Andrej Lovsky fight. That's right.

But I remember seeing this. No, I was ready for that fight. I don't think that's fair. I was ready for that fight. I was ready to go. I just, you know, Travis just batted. People forget, like, you know, Travis fought Cain Velasquez. You know, he fought for Doom. like Josh Barnett, like Gonzaga.

He was, I swear, like we had a training partner I thought was similar size and he wasn't like, so so big. Oh fuck. I'm like with it, that wide stance, his, his athleticism and his basketball background, like he's a fucking nightmare. It couldn't be a worse matchup. Also, it made no sense either. Like I was coming off a loss and then you pair me up,

Travis rank number three in the world. So it didn't make a lot of sense. If I put my tin foil hat on, I could give you some reasons why that fight happened, but I'm not going to, okay? I'm not going to do that right now, but you know. You know, I go back in time and I just think to myself. You'd do Jiu Jitsu and get a black belt? No, I would have, that, that, I would have been a black belt. That, I want I go back in time and I, and I just think to myself, you do jujitsu and get a black belt. No, I would have that, that I would have been a black belt that I want to go back in time

and I want to be three months before that. And I want to say, Hey, you, you're gonna, you're gonna practice one thing for this fight. He's going to have that wide stance and you're going to practice driving your shin into his, into the lower me. That's stupid. What do you mean stupid? That's not what I do. Low kick. driving your shin into his, into the lower me. Oh no, that's stupid. What do you mean stupid? That's not what I do.

Low kick? No, they, hey bud, hey, three months before the fight, let's work on a technique you don't do at the high. You couldn't pick that up in three months? No, no, no, that's stupid. Cause I think I've thrown one head, I threw. I'm not talking about head kick, I'm talking about low kick.

Even harder. So we can talk about it. So I, that's not my thing. I don't, I So we can talk about it. So it's not my thing. I never threw kicks. I never kicked. It's not my thing. And the technique. Hey, do you have to fucking piss on my parade?

Yeah, I do. Because it's not realistic. But I want people to know that's the thing. So to do three months before a fight, you're learning nothing new. Really? Nothing. You can't put that in your quiver you're learning. No, nothing. No, really nothing. You can't put that in your your no No, no, you're not a kicker become a kicker. No, you would work on that like you brought what years prior I don't know man. Low kicks like what why that you couldn't it's not what I do

If you had if you had para who was like here's what you're Alex. Yeah, he could teach you that shit. You're pretty athletic It just it's just it just, it's hard to explain. I wouldn't, you wouldn't do it in the fight, right? No. Like he might punch you in the grill time. And no, it's none of that. But if you, if you're not like, if you're not a light kicker, if you're not training that and know the timing and how to do it, let me adjust my time machine and then to

do that. And if I got you, if And then to do that at the highest level. If I'd gotten you two years before that fight, dude, I would've had you drilling fucking low kicks. Yeah. Sorry, you know what I did? The dial was at three months. I meant to put it at three years. Three years.

Three years. You need three years. Dude, all right, three years. To do it at the highest level is tough, man. To download and put it into your game, I mean, it takes years and years and then not only to let's say the three month thing So you're doing camp, but then when the lights are hot you're gonna do what you know Like you're not gonna try new shit unless you're for doom for doom did a flying fuck. He did a flying sidekick

He does that in practice. That's what for doom does that was hilarious Yeah, I mean kicking that it would be wild just throw that in unless you're really focusing all the time. Yeah But yeah shout out to them for the book hopefully goes well, what's sure I'm sure it well, what's the book called? fuck Brendan Schaub Our fight I'm on the cover our fight our fight is it about her and her our fight mean when mean her would argue God she looks great though that she look great or what fucking what up you know when what is she doing is she in the WWE now she left WWE yeah I think she just wanted to be the fuck out of

the limelight huh is that kind of what it was about my fight she also made so much money she doesn't have to do anything. Like she's set, man. No, this is an old one. This is a 2015 one. So, yes, and us. Yeah, she's also made so much money, like she's won. Like she doesn't have to do anything.

She did it. There was a moment when she was thinking about coming back. Is that rumor? That was rumors, yeah. That was just rumors, she never said it. There was a moment when she was thinking about coming back. Is that rumor? That was rumors. Yeah. That was just rumors. She never said it. But she did transcend athletics, man.

She was... Oh, people forget, man. I don't know why feminists aren't teaching classes on her as a trailblazer. I agree. The first person to come in and show a bunch of bros like myself and everybody else that women Have the same ferocity and heart as men do when it comes to fighting I mean in a lot of ways they want to win just as bad. You know, I don't know about that. But I do think like she

It's almost she needs a higher like a PR team to help her because she's very, which is good too, she wears her heart on her sleeve, she can tell you what she thinks. But the way she's handled the media since she's retired, it's almost overshadowed her accomplishments, which she's basically the hoist Gracie of female fighters. Like she is, what hoist Gracie stood for, for men, she's the hoist Gracie for women. She's the pioneer.

Hoist Gracie couldn't strike, didn't have all the skills, but you know, still won, became a champion. She was kind of similar, couldn't really strike, dominated, and then it catches up to them, but that doesn't take away from what they did. So it's like she almost sees a higher PR team just to soften and be like, hey, it's okay to say Holly Holm was better at striking. It's okay to say Amanda Nunes' fight was, you know, you were going through some tough times

and that was a bad fight. Like, you can give them their flowers. It's all, you can give people credit. But again, this is one of the downsides. When you have her mentality, and you have that Kobe mentality, and I think her mentality is probably even stronger than Kobe's.

When you have that Ronda mentality, they're not that, that the downside is that doesn't come with it. They will never give you a fucking inch. And that's why she's the greatest female fighter of all time. She won't give you a fucking inch. The thing about this book is, what are we dating? We dated over 10 years ago. I'm in your book.

Like think about that. That you know, it was that way. Dan Gable, Dan Gable remembers. My friend wrote a book and interviewed him. Dan Gable remembers and in detail, the one match he lost in high school and talks about it and talks about it. Like the ultimate winners are like that. Like Rondo's a winner in everything she did. Judo, this, whatever she does.

She's WWE. What about Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame acceptance speech? Savages. Yeah, there's not a lot of sincerity. Like Kobe Savage. Those elite people, and there's not many of them, especially when it comes to athletics or whatever. Rogan, Savage.

Rogan doesn't forget anything. No. He's like a baby elephant, dude. No, he does not forget. Tattoos. He does not forget. And he'll be like, and he likes He forgets nothing.

I do. Well, he'll shut you out of his life, too. And you're out forever, not me. No, no, no, no. No, you and I are, we'd be the worst judges, the worst cops. No, see, I wouldn't say that. Like, I could do my job, but it's not good to hold that.

Like, I wouldn't trade my mindset for Rhonda's, even though maybe that would've made me a champion, but that comes with, once you're retired, there's some darkness and there's some heavy shit there, man. And like, when you're raising kids, it's not good. But, so you know, that's one of the downsides. And it's in everything, business, friends, friendship, relationships, like it's tough.

But it takes you fucking high, man. I think for me, I believe. But I better book those well. I bet those great. My thing is this about everything. I think forgiveness is a fucking miracle, and I think forgiveness should be exercised all the time. And I also think that just on general, if you have a grudge against anybody in life and you're, and

they're renting space in your head, I think you're turning your back to an extent on your future. And I, I, and that there's a book called the tools. Phil Stutz talks about that. Is that a quote from the book? Yeah, it is. But I like it because I saw it. Because there are people in, yeah. Yeah., Phil Stutz talks about that. Is that a quote from the book? Yeah, it is, but I like it because I saw it.

But say I hate this. Because there are people in, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's. You stole a line. No, but I really. You're like, there's actually this book. And I'm like, well, that's what you have from.

I've given it credit, yeah. Yeah. But when I read it, it made sense. I went, because there are always people that in my life certainly rent, have space. They're living rent free. They're living rent free. And when I read that, I went, because there are always people that in my life, certainly rent, have space. They're living rent free. And when I read that, I went, damn, man. Fuck, just give love.

Just shoot love and just forgive and forget. Shoot loads of love, man. Shoot. You said it best. I didn't say loads, though, dude. Why'd you say loads? That means a lot of love. No, dude, I don't like the way you said it.

A load of love. No, dude, that's a different kind of love. I'll give you a load of love. That's a different kind of load. It depends. Let's take a little break, Brendan. I don't like the way you said it. A load of love. No, dude, that's a different kind of love. That'll give you a load of love? That's a different kind of load. It depends. Let's take a little break, Brendan. I want to talk about legacy. Sperm counts are dropping worldwide, OK?

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I live man free. It's been bothering me. I live man free. Cause I didn't really appreciate you being You know where I live? On top of me. You know where I live? What?

Grandma keeps the cookies up top. That's great. Do you know what I, do you know what I Up top. Yep. Do you know what I Hey, you know where grandma keeps the cookies?

Yeah. Top cupboard. All right. I know. Yeah, I get it. You know those soft, you know where grandma keeps the cookies? Yeah. Top covered. All right, I know. Yeah, I get it. You know those soft oatmeal cookies grandma would have? You got your fingers in the cookie jar, in my cookie jar? Daddy's top shelf. You got your fingers in my cookie jar.

Daddy's top shelf. Top shelf. Can't reach it. I lived there, dude. You live up there? With oatmeal cookies. Can I tell you? Shitting in your brain.

Can I tell you something though? What? And all bullshit aside? It's all good Yeah, last time the last time we rolled you tried to catch me in something I Went into your guard, but I don't have the triangle But I didn't have to and I knew better than that But I just decided to because I could put my head on the outside

That's number one sure number two you tried to get me in an armbar and I slipped out of it. No, yes I did see you know, it's cute. You did. See, you know how I'm living upstairs? What? Where's grandma keep the cookies? Upstairs. Up top, right? Up top, top shelf, right? I live top shelf with you.

I live top shelf, I'm living good. You know why I live good? Why? Because you're so amateur at jujitsu, you thought you got out of an arm bar when you were getting set up for a triangle. No, no, no, excuse me. I know when you were getting set up for a triangle. No, no, no, no, excuse me. I know that I was getting set up for a triangle.

The point is, you were telegraphing that, and I went into it. So you rolled into the triangle. I just went into it because I was like, you know. And it was sloppy. And it was sloppy. Yeah. Hey, you know Grandma's spaghetti?

It's sloppy, right? No, but then. Hey, Grandma's spaghetti and meatballs? Yeah. Sloppy, right? Yeah. You know that armbar? Sloppy.

Yeah. You know why? Because you were alluring me. Yeah. Oh, you were setting bait. Yeah Sloppy, right? You know that armbar? Sloppy. You know why? Because you were alluring me. Oh, you were setting bait. Yeah, you fish, right? I fish. You fish. Well, I caught me an old gray fish. And this one's stupid, right? Hey.

And you know what? Hey, listen. Hey, this is going to hurt your feelings? We ain't keeping you, bud. Throw me back. We're not eating you. You throw me back. I'm throwing you right back in the water.

What? This one's good. This one don't have a lot of time left. This one's teeth are all jangled up. Yeah, can I tell you something about? Hey, this one's fins are all frail. Can I tell you something about that fish? You ready for this?

Keep you busy. He learned fast. He learned fast. He don't make the same mistake twice. Remember that. Remember that. Because I will never fall for that bullshit again. When you go to sleep tonight?

Yeah. Who's top shelf? Hey dude. Hey. I'll put a seal on that fucking cookie jar, and you ain't getting your fingers in there. Yeah, I'm up there though. No, I'm keeping, hey, you're fizzing around.

I'm still up there. Hey, get out of here. You're going to wake up in here forgot because I forgot to lock the cupboard daddy's up there at whenever I want Whatever I want Hey, man, come on my grandma. There's only a few cookies left on top shelf Bren's top shelf right at all times with you, right? You're me thinking about that triangle setup all tonight I smell oatmeal cookies.

Do your head on the other side. Do your head on the other side. Don't get it, ah! And then you're gonna be doing this, your wife's gonna be like, why do you keep, you're doing this, what are you doing? You're like, I get all these crumbs off my face. Why?

Brendan's eating the oatmeal cookies top shelf, right? All right, what the hell else you do you know? This is fucking bullshit The top shelf so much shit man our current events Stop saying top shelf Yeah current events. You're not really your head down tonight here Well say just go to bed by camp benzene cookies top shelf friends got to finish cookies in the jar It's so many cookies. He's in the top shelf. Bren's got to finish cookies in a jar. He has so many cookies. He's in the top shelf again.

His fingers are dirty. He never washes his fingers. Why dirty fingers? What'd he catch in? God. Like to go into some current events. Could we please? Yeah, I'd like to.

So there's like a few combat sports ones. Hold on. Other than the ronder housing one. I like to take a little. See, mental performance is very important to me. And yeah, and I'm going to take a mental performance shot because magic mind is in my hand. Yeah. I'm very smooth.

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It's the one negative. I saw one of our impromptu conversations about Magic Mind and I could see so much of my scalp. And then I saw. I think that's good for you to see. It's good for me to see. But you know, does it matter what I look like on the outside? As long as that brain's poppin'.

When the brain is poppin', when my brain's in a sense of flow, you know what I mean? Do we care that Elon Musk doesn't look like Brad Pitt? No. We don't care about that. And I wanna get more Musk-like, I wanna get more, and I ain't talkin' about my smell,

I'm talkin' about I wanna get a little smarter. I want to have a little more mental clarity. And there we go. I love these. My wife is obsessed. You know what? Try some Adjuman. And you tell me. You tell me how you feel. Go ahead. Mental performance shot. That's a good way to put it. Way cheaper than coffee, to that much. Yeah, it is cheaper than coffee, but it's got that. What I do is I always drink my coffee and then I have a Magic Mind because for whatever reason, I think this is by design, it keeps the, it makes your coffee last a lot longer. So it somehow makes the caffeine last a lot longer. I don't know why. That was vibe. Yeah, but I love it. What do you got, Jen?

God, do I seem smarter? Do I seem like more flowed, more mentally keyed in right now? Look at my eyes. Yeah, I sort of look, yeah. I feel, yeah, this is weird. I wonder what it is. Did you take a magic mine or did you use lids?

I just took a magic mine just now. Or both. What? It looks like I had my eyes done Yeah, but I didn't have them done because I had them done a long time ago But they look clear and they look a lot more intelligent. Yeah, my eyes look more intelligent. Yeah, because I feel more intelligent, dude You're woke now. I feel like mentally if I if I had to do a mental performance That I would be I would score higher right now. I

Think you would yeah, what What are you up to? All right, some combat sports stuff. So, Joaquin Buckley, remember he called out Conor McGregor, which was amongst a lot of commentators, people in the MMA world, they said that was a terrible call out. I do think it was a bad call out.

I said it was a bad call out, but I also said this, don't be too hard on him, shoot or shoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the UFC asked for this So he got it. He was like man. I'm in my hometown. I get a big win like let's shoot for the moon Hopefully I land on the stars. That's all he's doing and also name another call out. They got this much attention

That's very true. Yeah, but so Daniel Cormier Chailson and and uh, Yeah, yeah, they're the main ones they they Gave him some crap about it. And then this is what Joaquin Buckley said. Whoa. So Joaquin Buckley first and then look how Daniel Cormier responds. So hold on. So real quick. So DC, Bisbee and Chalisone. So three of the Mount Rushmores analysts in the game critique you and Joaquin put, let this be known. DC, Bisbee and Chalisone. y'all mamas raid some hoes. Y'all really trying to twist up my words,

knowing damn well what I said in the cage, but it's okay, we can all have some fun. I don't think anyone's twisting his words, but DC, this is, you know what, before I read what DC said, what's going on with DC is what? It's like and I get it nobody gets it more than me where you want to fire off at people But you don't but for whatever reason y'all must have forgot because fighters for it became this cool thing

To shit on DC it became this cool thing to treat him like he's nickel back at the UFC And then finally one day DC went oh to treat him like he's Nickelback in the UFC. And then finally one day DC went, oh, I'm DC. Oh, no more. Yeah. So this is, and this is out of his character. This is how you know he's, he's fed up with it and he's going to start whooping ass.

You're being disrespectful. DC put shut up pussy straight up. Maybe, maybe listen, you had a dumb ass call out. You're getting talked about by three of the biggest voices in the game. Maybe listen, it was the worst call out in history. Don't let winning a few fights at 170 get you too excited, bro. Don't mention Audrey. That's his mother's name.

Oh, wow. Oh, cause he had mama. He says, yeah, the mother's raised hoes, right? So that's, that's hilarious that like Joaquin Buckley is talking about those, a legend like Daniel Cormier. Exactly. Don't make Daniel, don't make Daniel get up, take his jacket off and go fight you right now.

It wouldn't be good for any of these. It's not a knock on, it's not a knock on, but he handled this wrong going after those three, that was my idea. I want everyone to be very clear, Buckley wouldn't beat up any of those three correct right now no no no DC biz being Chelsun and put something heavy on it but again people forget and they think of the same as soon ties and doing their thing like oh those guys have beat the shit out of you yeah they also I got I get shit I get shit all the time like I know you see me on here I'm talking about top shelf and all that don't get it twisted

if I have to. Well, it'd be ugly. Yeah, but it's not, but people forget. Yeah, but also Bisby and Chelsea Sonnen and Daniel Cormier, like what they contributed to the sport, what the fuck are we talking about here? Now DC's a professional, so it's nice. I guess he was mad about the fact

that they were twisting his words, is that what the idea was? They weren't twisting his words. They weren't. They're just saying it was just a bad't. That's nothing to do with it. It was like not the smartest call out. Yeah. You know, he's not on the top of the division.

No, he's not there yet. My only caveat with that is, was it the worst call out of all time? No. Was it a great call out? No. But shooters gotta shoot. Shoot, yeah, shoot your shot.

Like you gotta. Hey, we're talking about it. That's what I'm saying. Exactly, yeah. And if he can back some shit up, this is how you start making a name for yourself If you can back some shit up, we're all having a conversation He provoked a reaction from one of the biggest greatest fighters ever to step in the Dude, okay, I appreciate it I wouldn't say that but dude, but the greatest

Now a lot of people might have forgot but we you know the good the pioneering podcast sometimes you have flex on them That's all I love that DC's firing back though Because usually he would never say anything ever and the way fired back is bad First two or three words, I think he was triggered because he said something about his mom. Yeah, it's just DC Yeah, I've seen DC do this. He's like, hey, hey, don't be disrespectful. That's not like DC. DC doesn't do that.

No, but if you push him, he'll be like, don't be disrespectful. No, not online either. No, he's done that. I've heard him do that. Not online. Not online. I've heard him do that on camera, where he said, hey, watch. Against John Jones.

No, this is recent. No, somebody else. There was a fighter that said, you shouldn't put this fighter against you. He was like, dude, I didn't want to do this. And then, do you know who you're talking to? Yeah, he goes, don't be disrespectful recent. No, somebody else. There was a fighter that said, like, you shouldn't have put this fighter against you. He was like, dude, I didn't want to do this. And then, do you know who you're talking to? Yeah, he goes, don't be a retard. And then the guy apologized.

No, that was the start of it. But before that, he was like, all right, he's like, I was doing my job. And then he talked about it. He's like, something switched where y'all must have forgot. I'm not putting up with anymore. That was the first incident. This is the second. DC's just not taking shit anymore. I like I like I love it

I do too. I do too Alright, here's the next one this era Hawani Breaking this news Darren till it will make his first pro boxing debut against Julio Cesar Chavez jr. For the Jake Paul Tyson card That's an interesting one. It's interesting because Darren Tail has zero boxing fights. So it's weird he got sanctioned in the first place, but I'll take Darren Tail.

I will not. I will take... Julio? It depends how serious he's taking it. Will you then want to tell me about the Freddie Roach thing? Yep. Yeah. So. And that was in his prime. Yeah.

And you see him lose to Anderson Silva. Yeah. It depends on what's going on in his head. I don't know. I don't think his head gets better at this age. That's the thing. And Darren Till, you know, he can hit, man. Yeah. I'll take Darren Till. Did I say how many rounds?

Yeah, so six three minute rounds and it's at 190 pounds. I only six rounds out. See, I think the six rounds actually, you know, it's not great for Darren, but the card does need some more pop, you know? That's a good one. That's a good one, yeah. It's a pretty good pop.

Interesting. I thought they were gonna do Darren Tail versus Mike Perry in Bear Knuckle, but. Fuck. There was talks about, yeah, but then Darren Tail said he's just too big and too strong, but either way, whatever. So this is in Mexico.

It's so frustrating to watch this, because this woman, you know, by the way, tourists in general, right, in Yellowstone, where they come out to Bisons and stuff, they're just taking pictures. There's they're just like Morons just say it they're called two turons Yeah, so I'll just play for you and there's not a beach and look at this We're the people are yelling at what beach where is where these big ass bulls are you I'll show you that the name of it

It's too hard to get out of the way. Oh, she thinks he's like her stuff. So that's her stuff She wants to get her stuff back. He's your head butter, huh? Oh just keep watching She thinks he's like her stuff. So that's her stuff. She wants to get her stuff back. He's your head butter, huh? Oh, just keep watching She thinks he's like calm and cool. He's a kid bitch. Are those Cheetos? Everyone's saying like just get away. It's stop it They're pleading with her She needs to get away Someone said said Jesus Christ, get out of the way. Oh, does he? Stay down. You gotta stay down when that happens.

Don't get up. Stay down. Watch. Just keep watching. Does he put one in her rumper? She's gotta stay down. She's not staying down. Oh! Now was it worth it for those fucking cheese crackers? She's got to stay down. She's not staying down. Oh Now was it worth it for those fucking cheese crackers So now she's finally like car staying still

She's trying to stay still or she broke her back she's staying still now. I'm sure finally she's listening to people Okay for full for sure get up and run now. Yeah, she does. Dude. He went back to the cheez-its. He's all, was it worth it? I bet he turned around. What did you have fun? Yeah. So there are, there are a lot of stories, very credible stories of fighting bulls, getting loose and going into houses and killing a bunch of people literally. Yeah. Where is that actually so here so if you guys can read it the federal maritime terrestrial zone official informed local

outlet el sud californiano i'm gonna ask you again where the fuck is that mexico it's a mexico it's in because there's livestock there's livestock branches around that area californiano yeah so there's livestock branches around that area. California. Yeah. So there's livestock branches around that. Sometimes, you know, you know, livestock does get, you know, yeah, the jump on the way out. Yeah. Yeah. Could you, but can you imagine going up to a grown bull like that for your ignorant? They don't know like your Teddy grams. I wouldn't go up to a cow. No, let alone a bull.

But it happens all the time in the national parks people too comfortable They just don't understand. I've seen Ferdinand And Brian mentioned to you before a lot of them are like Asian People that are tourists, but was that lady Asian? No, she was she looked white to me You don't see a lot of Asians in Mexico, right? Not a vacation spot for Asians. That's fair That's fair. You don't see a lot of Asians in Mexico, right? Not a vacation spot for Asians. Is that fair? That's fair. You don't see a lot of pictures on the gram of Asians in Mexico. So who needs to look into that? Yeah, that's a good point.

This was, I think this is also, this is disturbing, but also kind of funny to me. I don't know why. So this is a plastic surgeon and she went to a whole foods after doing a Pilates class and someone jacked off on her back in the Whole Foods. Jesus Christ. He just jacked off on her back. Here's the thing that sucks. So she felt something. Motherfucker. Here's the thing that sucks.

There's more than one thing. So there's multiple. So she felt something hit her back, so she touched it, and she said it felt like a gooey substance. And then she realized that he jacked on her back. Some guy just. That would never happen at Erewhon though. Ever.

You never know. There's some suspects there. Here's my thing, was he falling around like out of Iowa, he's jacking it? Was she not, she's definitely attractive. I guess like he probably like targeted her. Well nowadays, nowadays a lot of guys that see that wouldn't do anything nowadays a lot of guys that see that

wouldn't do anything. A lot of guys who see that wouldn't do anything. You see that, you got to fucking. No, no, so what she did was she threw potato chips at her, at the guy, and then someone luckily, they saw her chasing after him. Someone took a picture of his license plate, so he might be, thank God, you should be caught.

Put that guy away. You pick up a jar of pickles and throw it as hard as you can at his head, then you take another jar, then you take a can until you hey, let me ask you this Captain America captain save a hoe. Yeah while he's jacking off. Yeah, if you saw him shooting roast like new Icing icing Stye Pink eye Icing, icing, icing, Cinnabon, Cinnabon, Cinnabon. Stye, pink eye, fuck, he's a hero, he's a hero, eye patch. You're on the news?

You know, I just felt like it was the right thing to do. I had to jump in the way. Were you punching the eye? No, no, no, his fat load hit me right in the eyeball. Can I say that on the news? Yeah, we're live. This story can tell us, some will find graphic, yeah. Yeah, I'd say that would be, that guy can shoot some heavy arcs, first're live. This story contains details that some will find graphic. Yeah, yeah, I'd say that would be,

that guy can shoot some heavy arcs first of all. Also, yeah, dude, he's shooting, man. Fuck, congratulations. But on the back. Huh? He was on her back. He was on her back. On her back.

And she just felt something kind of hit her, you know? Like, damn. Let me see what the hell's going on. Oh, they got video of it? No, I'm sure they have. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do. I wanna see those silly string ropes rope some fucking cuckoo bird

mmm All right, let's oh this okay, so real quick ethnicity of the guy shooting. They don't they don't know yet Brendan What Brendan I? Need all facts. We don't need anything. No, I'll go looking for him. What does it matter? Come on? I got like find this guy. We don't need anything. No, I'll go looking for him. What does it matter? Come on. I gotta find this guy for him. I don't like, you know, if you wanna know his background, you wanna know his 23 and me?

Do you have his, yeah, genetic background? You know, I'm gonna assume things. You wanna know, cause you wanna see who can shoot such heavy ropes. That for research purposes, and then also the size of his wang. Cause if it's small and he's shooting that heavy when you have a longer barrel you shoot you shoot You know so sniper rifle has a long barrel because you want to be able to shoot a mile you understand

That's what I'm saying when you got a snub nose revolver You're not gonna shoot somebody from a mile away snub nose is gonna spray everywhere a snub nose It's like it's like when you have a solid off shotgun I have shotgun and start off because I want to I want a wide Scattershot because this sounds like it was a big black right now now Brendan. I'm not getting involved next event Damn it. Let's take a break Brian. Yeah, you know I Was your wiener man my way as a friend. I don't think guys ask that enough Like I don't want to be shamed if I go, how's your weiner doing?

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Breaking news the government in Peru has officially changed its laws to legally classify transgender Non-binary and intersex people as mentally ill and avid groups are pissed. Yeah. Well, they would be there Yeah, I thought that was interesting Well in we in our country They kicked off YouTube, but also yeah in our country if somebody if somebody then we have examples of this some of these kids Who went to the I think it was the st. Louis school of Children's Hospital who said that they were trans. One kid was exhibiting such, like he was literally in love with, I think, a beach ball.

And he was talking about how his beach ball was somebody he was in love with. And he was exhibiting major signs of mental illness. So in this country, you cannot associate, even if they're exhibiting major mental illness issues, you cannot classify it as mental illness if the person also happens to be trans. So, for example- But why wouldn't that kid speak out when they said,

no, you're trans? He's like, no, no, I like to beach ball. Because we have been hijacked by this very loud, tiny, but radical and religious minority in the transgender community. So let me say that again, if a kid is exhibiting clear signs of neurosis, clear signs of mental illness with, with paranoid delusion, and then they also say I'm trans, the psychiatrist in a lot of States has to take that claim as legitimate regardless of what the other things are going on.

As Rogan says, it's a cult. Like all that stuff, it's a cult. It's also, somebody else had said, I thought it was very interesting. It's, it's a form of rebirth. It's a religion. It's the idea that my old self is dead. My new self is reborn. That's born again, Christianity, right? When you're, when you're baptized, only the differences with Christianity,

obviously there's a structure of love and all that. And this is its own religion. This is an ideology that is, you know. Dude, no doubt. I want to go back to the guy shooting ropes. Hey, so what's going on with him? So we get a mental illness. So you got the guy shooting ropes at Whole Foods on people's back. Insane, right? That's insane. And then just in the middle of the afternoon while you're shopping for tomatoes. Wild and it scares me, right? I'd rather you beat me up.

So you got a guy shooting rope at Produce Island Whole Foods. Then I also saw a guy online taking a gas hose and sticking up his ass while jacking off. You did? Everybody. Have you not seen this? No. And the guy has a hog on him, this older guy.

He takes, you know like the 91 gas pump? Sure. He goes, cool, well that thing is a shape of a dick I guess I'm gonna take your gas pump. He puts it in his ass while he's jacking off in public He sees people watching us. Oh god takes it out of his ass puts it back on the the thing Yeah, and doesn't clean it off and the walks away We'll show bride, but we're not gonna obviously we're not gonna show that I'd like to see that Oh, hey has a hog on it to really older show them. Yeah, I'd like to see that.

Hey, has a hog on it too. Really? Older gentlemen. Yeah. Clearly not all there. Right, well I would imagine not all there. Yeah. That's not. You ready? Yeah. He is out, yeah, he is out.

For the record, this gentleman is. Hey look, he's a tick on him. For the record, this gentleman is white as shit. Because I'm fine. Because I'm fine. He said, my bad, my bad, my bad. Middle of the day. Yeah.

He's not not American. Not, not good thigh development. Dude, look at that. Yeah. He does have a, uh, well, there's not much to do there. And he's in a Spanish speaking country and he's, he's just got a gas. It's one in the afternoon.

We get his hog. That is the strangest thing. He's a dick. I don't know. Huh? Not bad. Not bad. He's not a bad dude.

But imagine if you went to go fill up your gas tank, like this gas smells like shit. Yeah. Things haven't worked out for him. And that's not, hey, what's rock bottom look like in a picture? What's rock bottom look like? That's rock bottom. Look at that. That is just rock bottom. When someone goes, what's rock bottom look like? I'm gonna go. Look at that. That is just rock bottom.

When someone goes, what's rock bottom look like? I'm going, hey, did you see that guy put the gas thing in his asshole? We found him at a gas station. That's rock bottom. Yeah. Well, the police report is he had the gas spout in his rectum. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. I can't believe you didn't rectum. Yeah. Yeah All right You didn't see that Wow, so how sequel in the works? Yeah, of course it did over 50 mil Why would they do a second mixed reviews? Did we ever get your guys's opinion on it? Here's the thing. Is it a Daniel Day-Lewis movie? No, is it if you're looking for a good time and you like Connor and you like action, yes, it checks all boxes. It's fun, yeah.

Is it gonna win a fucking Oscar? No. So you have to set your expectations. Connor's great. He's electrifying on camera. So, and it also crushed in the box, not in the box office, but streaming. So why wouldn't they do a part two?

Jake Gyllenhaal's great. Yeah. 80 million worldwide viewers it says. That's massive. What's that? Over 50 million worldwide viewers in the first two weekends. Yeah. 80 million total. Of course they're doing a part two. But again, is it going to be, you know. Jake Gyllenhaal is so good. He's great. He's just such a good guy. Connor's good in this too. He's fun in it. But again, it's not

Like it do you go to fast and furious and critique their acting? No, no, it was that it was so much fun Getaway, it was so ridiculous. You know what it's a getaway from people Fucking blowing loads on people's back and that's right and a getaway from the guy taking the 91 gas tank and sticking up his ass That's right. This is a nice vacation. It's a nice vacation. Cause that guy putting that 85 octane gas in his asshole is gonna live upstairs for a while. Real life is full of random aisle comers

and you know, gas pump, you know, sitters. I'd like more info on both those gentlemen to be honest. Yeah. Well, there it is. Snoop Dogg and Michael Buble are going to be the new voice coaches, guys. Snoop said he's really excited about this, because now he can show people he really does know music.

But I don't know. Go back up there. To the pictures? Or where? Yeah. What about it I It's a Snoop Dogg is not a singer and I don't know how he's going to be a voice teacher Like I would not choose him as my voice teacher ever in a million years He's I have a better voice right now that they do I just do you but you know what?

It's not even about that. It's more like connections, like what's going to pop. So like if you've ever watched The Voice, none of them are teaching them anything. They actually have voice coaches on each team that teaches them how to sing. They're just celebrities. They recognize stars. They can put Mario Lopez who can't sing and he picks because he thinks they're good. Then they get with real coaches.

Like he's not giving them like Singing lessons, so they just need the most famous person possible to do it. Hmm Like brad pick could do it. It doesn't matter snoop. Sure Now michael buble can fucking sing his christmas album take my money Yeah, he can sing him clake and fuck off, dude. Yeah Yeah He can sing his dad was Michael Buble his dad was one of the most famous crooners of all time mr. buble was what his Michael buble his father was one of the greatest crooners Lewis buble you know You know how he, he's a fisherman. Your piece of shit, right?

Because you lie. You sold that so well. Who is, who is Buble? There was a Buble that was a famous Buble. Oh God, Brian. When he wasn't fishing, Louis Buble. I went, oh he's a fisherman. A famous Buble.

I'm so upset you sold that so well, I believe you. I've been doing the show so long I sold that so well, I believe you. I've been doing the show so long, I knew that was bullshit. Oh, damn it. Hold on. Famous boule. Hold on, hold on. Famous Bible.

Brian said, his dad was a famous horse racer. And very, very, very successful. And that's where Michael learned. They're all just showing Bibles. No, no, I did. Look, I had to put Buble. You have to put it with the accent. Say, what is Mike, say, singer, great famous singer Buble.

I missed you, Simon. Great? Just the old guy. Hey, buddy, you're old and confused, and this is going to ruin the podcast. No, this is actually pretty funny. Hold on. I say great famous singer. It's Michael. So yeah, Michael Buble's father was a fisherman.

You know what? A damn good one though. A good fisherman, dude. Fuck yeah, he's good. Oh my God, that was funny. I was damn good. There There was a great. No, but he was definitely There an old singer named buble. No, you know what you're thinking of fizzy drink, right? Is he a jazz singer Michael buble? It's like old like crooner style He is the Frank Sinatra of our generous yes, oh yes, he is. All right. When you hear him sing Frank, it's so good. There you go. That's what I was talking about. He went away for a few years because his kiddo had cancer. His three-year-old had cancer.

Super dark. His kid's OK, though, right? I hope. I don't know for sure. I think so, though. Hopefully. Hubelblaze? Yes.

I hope so. I hope so. Yeah, his kid got really sick. Because I can't think of anything more worse than that. No, that's terrible. Yeah, he went away for it. Because everyone was like, oh, where'd he go? His career.

And he was like, uh, it was bad. Yeah. Liver cancer at age three. Come on. Did he survive it? I don't know. Yeah, I believe so. Please tell me survived it. Oh yeah.

10 years. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah. So his son's okay. Yeah. Horrible, man. Or liver cancer at three.

Jesus Christ. Some of those things. What else you got, Jen? Hold on. Computer's a little slow. So you guys know in New York, they have that portal that lets you like, computer's a little slow. Let me get it. So you guys know in New York, they have that portal that lets you like, it's in Times Square, you can see to Dublin.

It's been up for like, oh, a little bit now. So you know how it works, B? So it's a portal. They can see you, you can see that. Yeah, but one's in Dublin and one's in the other side of New York. Well, of course, Americans went, oh, look, there's all these people watching. I got to do something to get attention. So a girl who of course Americans went, oh look there's all these people watching, I gotta do something to get attention. So a girl who's pretty attractive went,

oh cool, here's my tits. And then they had to take it down. Did they take it down? Yeah, it ruined fun for everyone. It's like that girl during the BLM marches, she just got naked and opened her legs to the cops, like hey way to make it about you, you fucking narcissist. You're so full of shit.

Yeah. Yeah, let's take it down. Oh, she is. Yeah, she's a... She's, hey, at least she's not like hideous. She's like an OnlyFans model. Yeah. And this is definitely gonna help her.

Trying to make it about you. It could be worse though. A lot worse. You could be at a. A lot worse. You could be at a gas station and that, dude, that guy could have taken a thing. Take your gas hose and puts it up his asshole. That's a matter of time in New York City.

Who has a body of a troll. It's a matter of time in New York City. So there are pros and cons. Like it could be worse. The portal? Yeah, until Americans fucked it up. What's this? Tom Brady came out and was talking about

the roast and the aftermath and said- He says he wished he never did it. He said he would do it again. Definitely said that. I believe that. I think because the blowback from people closest to him. Did you learn anything new about yourself? Or any of your-

Just throughout the whole part. Of the roast? Of the roast. Like I said, I loved when the jokes were about me. I thought they were so fun. I didn't like the way that it affected my kids. So it's more about the bittersweet aspect of when you do something that you think is one way and then all of a sudden you realize I wouldn't do that again because of the way that it affected actually the people that I care about the most in the world.

So I could have told you that. It's a better parent going through it because again you don't, sometimes you're naive, you don't know or you get a little like shit, you know? And like I said, when I signed up for for that I love when people were making fun of me And I and I always said like when I was going through all the deflate gate stuff in 2015 2016 I watched three things on TV. I watched Premier League soccer I watched golf and I watched comedy shows Because every time I turn on sports, I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

So it's like I just want to like laugh and I and so I wanted to do the roast because I the guy Jeff Ross became someone that I knew and then I you know you just you don't see the full picture all the time. So I think that it's a good lesson like for me as a parent I'm going to be a better parent as I go forward because of it and at the same time I'm happy everyone who was there had a lot of fun and I do think for me just outside of let's say that, it always is good.

Like if we're not laughing about things, we're crying. And I think we should have more fun. Like the guys, like what do we love? We love laughing in the locker room. Let's do more of that and love each other and come on man, celebrate other people's success. Yeah, I can't tell. Well, here's the good news.

Nobody does two roasts. Like, do you know anybody that's done multiple roasts? So it's never happened again. So that's the good news. You don't have to go through that again. Yeah. Tough though. It's, it's when you have kids and really, really

his ex wife, she was fierce. Of course. Yeah. They let her out. I mean, he's saying we should all love each other and stuff, like that's not what a roast is. You don't realize until like you and I, doing this podcast over 12 years,

have gotten in trouble with our families. Oh yeah. For saying too much. Oh yeah. For what we say to each other. Oh yeah. We're just fucking joking around. Because you're not thinking about it.

No. And we also didn't know. My mom will call me, my dad will call me. I will say this about our podcast. We didn't know our reach too, back in the day when we were doing it and how many people were listening. And you'd say something. My mom will call me, my dad will call me. We didn't know our reach too, back in the day when we were doing it and how many people were listening. And you'd say something and it was for other people,

they were like, what the, what, you know. My mom would be at work and one of her friends would be like, oh, so Brent said that time you shouldn't, you know. She'd be like, what? He told that story? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I was just trying to make Brian laugh. My mom's like, no, don't do that.

No, no, no. I'm like, no doubt. And then eight years later I'm like, hey, here's the same story. I get like, Oh, it's just trying to make Brian laugh. My mom's like, no, don't do that. Like, no doubt. And then eight years later, I'm like, here's the same story. I get it. I get it. Yeah. That's, I, yeah, I saw that. So Tom Brady, what I was noticing in that entire exchange was how tight Tom Brady's face is. And he looks good. He's 40, how old now? 42. No, he's like 45. I think he's my age. I. He's 40, how old now? 42? No, he's like. 45. I think he's my age.

I think he's like. 45. Early 40s. No, no, late 40s. He's 45, 46. He's 46 years old. Yeah, because his last year plan was 45. Yeah, that's some good work.

That's impressive. He looks fucking good, man. Yeah, whoever is helping him out, I need to go see. He doesn't touch carbs, nothing. No. In three months, man. Yeah. Whoever is helping him out. I need to go see. He doesn't touch carbs. Nothing. No. In three months, he's 47. He's also had some, he's also had some stuff, some, some, some tightening done.

Well, you need to find out who his doctor is. Yeah. Well, that's that filler and I didn't realize that filler Botox, all that shit. Never done a stitch of it, but what you know, Hey, shut up, dude. What? That know that's crazy dude you look so young come on that's what I have to say right that's crazy bro damn you look so young what else you got you but we're real quick with Botox we talked about this on golden hour but so Botox is used for a lot of different things

like even headaches and but the wr the wrinkles stuff, like girls, especially girls, when they're younger, they start doing it at their 20s to prevent wrinkles from forming. Correct. And it's like really, it's pretty safe, as far as I know. There's no, there's no like anything crazy with it. Yeah, my buddy dates a girl,

she's been doing it since she was 22. Yeah. Her face, she looks like an Asian porcelain doll. There's not a wrinkle to be had. You know though, so like I love Botox. I love it. Nothing wrong with it. But what they tell you is like starting it really young, what you're doing is

freezing that muscle and all you're doing is pushing that muscle more and more and more. So the younger you started, I get that there's this like fine line of where it's preventative and sometimes it's too soon. Oh yeah. Because you're just going to need more and more and more, the the younger you started, I get that there's this like fine line of where it's preventative and sometimes it's too soon. Oh yeah. Because you're just going to need more and more and more, the more that muscle is used to it. Also, if you work out and metabolize is quicker and when you're younger and your metabolism is higher.

So, you know, you just get them to do it more. That's why I say start at seven. Yeah, we're calling on three year old dude. As soon as I see tiger get a little bit of crow eyes, hit him with the needle. Hit him with the needle. I'll tell you, he doesn't need a BBL as Tiger. No, he's got to. That dude is cheap.

I mean, big legs, man. BBL. Brazilian butt lift. Oh. You guys, The Office is gonna have kind of a spinoff. I'm out. Come on. Spinoff, but not with Steve Carell?

So he was on one of those late night shows the other night and they asked him, would there be a chance Michael shows up? And he went, no, but maybe. That means no. I know, but you never can tell. But shows up, great, but if he's not like a reoccurring character, I'm not watching it. Well, he's said a number of times

the show could never really be rebooted because the jokes they made then, they just can't make now. The first one, Ricky Gervais, is to me the best thing I've ever seen in my life. And Ricky Gervais created it. Have you seen Ricky Gervais? Yeah, I've seen the British one. The American one's fantastic. I love it. The Ricky Gervais one's fantastic. Here's the thing, this is all Hollywood's doing now. They're just regurgitating hits from the past.

They're not doing anything original. That's the bummer. That's the bummer. In extras and in that show, so good. I don't even know what to say about it. So fucking good. It says the documentary crew that immortalized under Mifflin Scranton Branch is in search of a new subject when they discover a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters. So they're gonna take the same documentary crew and be like, this is what we're now focusing on

and doing a different, I mean, I get it, but. I'm not into it. I just finished True Blood seven seasons again for the seventh time. Now I'm watching, what's it? Was it, not Lord of the Dragons. What the? House of Dragons?

House of Dragons, because season two comes out in June, so I of the Dragons. What the? House of Dragons? House of Dragons? Cause season two comes out in June. So I'm trying to refresh my memory. House of Dragons. Did you watch House of Dragons? No. Oh, did you like Game of Thrones?

Yeah. Then House of, dude, House of Dragons right up there. Really? Oh, I mean, one A, one B, it's fucking well done. I'm gonna unlock a new fear for you guys. Fun little video to watch. I'd love to get something in my ear like that though. I'm gonna unlock a new fear for you guys. Fun little video to watch. I'd love to get something in my ear like that though.

The guy said he felt something in his ear. Ah! Jesus Christ. What came out? It's a spider. Oh shit! Ahhhhh! Oh, shit. Oh! I told you that would come out.

How did I like it? Disgusting. Oh my Jesus. I don't like it. Yeah, you should have wax in your ear, that's why. That's fucking nuts. That's hydrogen peroxide probably. It looks like it.

It's a bubble so if you put it on blood. Yeah. Hey, do you remember the thing as a kid, they put the wax things in here, the wax candles and it would suck. Not all that stuff in here. Not really. What came out? It's. That's fucking nuts.

But yeah, it's ear candle. People say it's supposed to suck out all that stuff. I don't know. It's all bullshit. Yeah, fake. I remember some girl did like third grade I was like, holy shit a disgusting your ears are so dirty Yeah, but she also did a good job of PR move with that cuz she goes this would happen to everybody if I did this

I was like interesting. She was so fun. I burned without it being in the year and it does the same I've always wanted to do it since third grade. Yeah, it's fake. Yeah, it's fake Okay, well you ruined it for me. I had a when I went to audio engineering school. Oh, it's our professor said He did it and it totally made his ears better for like listening to audio Yeah, but then everyone all the other teachers like no, it's bullshit. Yeah, it's bullshit. It's like yeah Like to try as we did it again. We did it again we did it again. Danny improv May 24 25 26 come get some and then I'll be at Zanies in Nashville I'll be at the Liberty Township June 7th June 7th at the funny bone Liberty Towns just one night Friday

Two shows and then Zanies Nashville Nashville,, Tennessee, June 14, 15, 16. Guys, May 21st next Tuesday, Irvine Imbrab, me, Michael Blackson are doing standup in honor to raise money for Folds of Honor. It's going to be a sick show. We may even have another special guest, but come get some, come enjoy the show. It's going to be amazing. Folds of honor is a charity I work with and what they do is they raise money for the children of

fallen first responders and fallen veterans. They, they, they, they educate children from kindergarten up. It's an amazing thing. So come get some, uh, may 21 Irvine improv. Uh, there's still some tickets left and it's going to be great. M- myself, Michael Blackson, and, uh, we some tickets left and it's going to be great.

My myself, Michael Blackson, and we're bringing heat. All right, kids love you. Don't put E 91 gas in your ass. Don't put it in your butt. Don't be that guy. Yeah. And head on a swivel. I mean, you can, but make sure that the gas is sanitized.

Make sure it's corn. Yeah. All right. Love you guys, dude. I want you to get your mind right. And I know you're scared to take Kratom. Make sure it's corn. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. Love you guys.

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