The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub and Callen Recap UFC 303 & Fishing Alaska | TFATK 1005

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

Bryan and Brendan recap their week long fishing trip to Alaska as well as Bryan's experience being live at UFC 303 Alex Pereira vs Jiri Prochazka with his nephew. The guys talk Bryan forgetting to bring his fish home from Alaska, Brendan's son Tiger catching most the of the fish and his love for bonking them, OJ Simpson being honored at the BET awards, an update on the Hawk Tuah girl, a giant sinkhole in Illinois and much more! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Greatness Wins - Upgrade your athletic wear at https://greatnesswins.com/ NOW. Use code FIGHTER and you’ll receive 25% Off on your first purchase! True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes we dead, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. I got to tell you something right now. My crank muscles are sore. You know, my, my crank when I was cranking that reel. Those poor fish, they didn't realize who they were dealing with, dude. And I was fucking leaning back. And then when I harpooned that one and then shot the other one, well, I don't

know if I did it, but somebody shot that thing, that big one you reeled up, that big bad boy with 70 pounds, Taliban, got shot in the face, shot in the head. Yeah. We went fishing in Alaska and it is some fish on. And we're not even fishers. Whales. We're whales, bald eagles left and right. Brown bears. Brown bears. Bears just roll up.

Yeah. I don't even know if we saw a deer. It might've been, it might've been a bear. I thought it was a bear. No, no, no. We saw, we saw, uh, two bears and then the deers were around the- Two bears that we see? Yeah. I don't remember the two, but I saw one. No, the, the captain pointed one out and then you saw one with, we weren't sure. Yeah. Well, that might've been a deer. We weren't sure it was in the distance. Yeah. Either way. Either way. It's like Jurassic Park. Back from Alaska. I got a hundred pounds of fish I cooked my first halibut steaks yesterday. How was it? It was delicious It was delicious listen instructions and got very upset with people had nothing to do with it. I got very mad you have a Yeah, can you have a murderous anger? I have a murderous temp. But well, you should be upset at yourself

Oh, I know but should be upset at yourself Oh, I know but I should have punch yourself in there I know but I want to do that too But then then I get mad and then I I can't do anything and then I want to kill everybody It's really bad. I didn't take the fish home. I gave my fish to you guys. All right, what do I have to do? Yeah, Oh Can I be honest about fish somebody can I be honest about fish? You know, yeah, it's good eating fish. Yeah, that's that's great

Um, if you don't season fish fish can fuck know, it's good eating fish. Yeah, that's great. If you don't season fish, fish can fuck off. Like just eating fish. But who doesn't season it? Well, that's what I'm saying. The halibut's great, but understand the halibut's basically just a platform for great spices, garlic, butter, and lemon.

But that's anything. Yeah, but if you don't put it on there. That's a bad take though, right? But with steak, you can just put salt and pepper and you're good. You're just good. But that's seasoning. It on there, but with steak, you can just put salt and pepper and you're good. You're just good. It's seasoning. It's seasoning, but with steak, I've had great steak where you can actually frame, flame broil a ribeye and the fat in the meat's delicious.

Yeah, it's a salty fat. Yes. Fish on that fat. Yeah, fish like a flaky white fish. You got to season that. I just don't need enough fish to justify taking a hundred pounds back. And I, Lex wanted it, so I gave it to Lex and I don't cookaky white fish. You got to season that I just don't need enough fish to justify taking 100 pounds back Yeah, and that Lex wanted so I get to Lex and I don't cook that much fish I cook a ton of now if it was like elk or beef, I'm taking that back taking it back the fish

I was like I eat it once. Yeah blue moon. Yes Yeah, now now who outshined all of us including chin the real fisherman was my son Tiger for real your son for real, who's a hundred pounds at eight years old, which is, I can't, I can hardly believe. And he, that little, that little St. Bernard right there, that little St. Bernard, um, it was, and I'm all bullshit aside

was reeling in all kinds of fish. Look at the size of his hands and wrists. You know, I'm so used to wrestling with my 12 year old and then I was grabbing him and I was wrestling with him dense, dense, dense. And he's so like he, when, when I go for the collar bones, he jerks so quickly that he's got so much strength and his wrists are about as thick as mine without exaggeration. So you're like, Oh, you're going to be bigger than your dad. I think he's going to be bigger than you.

He was bigger than I was at eight. Oh, I mean, his legs, if you're like, oh you're gonna be bigger than your dad. Yeah, he's gonna be big I think he's gonna be bigger than you. He was bigger than I was at eight Oh, I mean what with his legs if you see him. I'm looking at him with his legs He's got a tailpiece on him and legs. He looks like a miniature version of a ballplayer already. Yes Tell me Mac tell me on his mom's wraps or what's crazy? Yeah Like he doesn't it's not like he's doing shrugs or lifting. He's just fucking. He's a little too into killing those fish though. Oh, dude. When everyone, when anyone would catch one on the boat, he'd go, I get to kill it.

All bullshit aside, I wanted to say this. I love him so much. Like I fell in love with that kid. He made the trip. Yeah, but he's such a good boy. Yeah. Like I just love kids. Well behaved, yeah.

He's so well behaved, but he's such a good boy. Like he's just, he's just so enthusiastic. Yeah, he loved it. Like watching him reel in those fish, that's what Lex said, and that's what I good boy. Like he's just so enthusiastic. Yeah, he loved it. Like watching him reel in those fish. That's what Lex said and that's what I said. It's like the best part of the trip. He loved it, man.

And I thought I was worried because it's a long day on the bow and he's going to be so bored. He loved it. Oh, and by the way, I'm in three layers. That kid's in a t-shirt. I was like, are you cold? He goes, I don't know, maybe. Yeah, he just chills.

He loved it. He's a baby St. Bernard. Yep. That's exactly what he is. That's exactly what he is. He loves fishing now, dude. chills. Yeah. He loved it. He's a baby St. Bernard. Yep. That's exactly what he is. That's exactly what he is. He loves fishing now, dude. Yep.

Yep. And you had fun, Chin? Oh, I had a blast, dude. I told you it was one of my favorite trips of all time. Me too, man. You know, I'm tough to get out of the house and it's tough to get me to commit to trips and stuff, but there's Mark, Markard, was that a salmon? That's a king salmon.

That's a king salmon. That's like, people weren't catching them. I know Markard. Yeah. That's a hell of a salmon. That's a big one too. That's a beautiful salmon. Mark marks a gangster cuz he was filming the whole thing. We're like, dude, you don't want a fish You're like no, I'm just gonna film he's only left. He he started film great guy solid citizen He looks like he works there. Yeah, he really does Exactly, that's a good man right there. Yeah, we got a lot of fish captain cliff the the big boy

Yeah, we got a lot of fish. Captain Cliff. The big boy, the rod broke and it took what, 40 minutes to get that thing up? And daddy was having back end to me issues. You were having back end to me issues. You blew up that bathroom. So bad. I mean, you were like, I'm going to take a shit. That's the smallest bathroom.

The toilet is the kind of toilet that you see in a kid's playhouse. Yes. All right. It's that low to the ground. And you go, I'll be right back. And you went in there and that boat will never be the same. They may have to throw the boat away. I mean that boat. Yeah, it wasn't good.

Cause they don't exactly have a good flusher. No. So I don't know what happened in there, but you, did you. The filtration system was great. I hope you hovered over that thing. No man, I had to bear down dude. My stomach was on the fritz. And then my son was like, they having fun.

I'm like, dude, best time ever. Inside I'm dying. the fritz and then my son was like, they having fun. I'm like, dude, best time ever inside I'm dying. You got a bad back. You pulled a muscle in your back. Hold a muscle. Your shitters on the fritz. Oh, my stomach was so bad. Those waves didn't help.

Oh, you ain't lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those waves didn't help. But I sucked it up. I'd look out there and T's like, dad, come on. And then T was funny cause anytime his rod would go down even slightly from where he goes I got one start reeling in I'm like dude. You're me exhaust

We were 200 sardines 260 feet and cute tiger would just keep reeling up from like 200 plus feet But he also reeled up real fish. Yeah, I know not easy the most he caught the most fish out of everyone without a break Yeah, yeah catching big halibut. Yeah every time I got one. like, dude, you're going to be exhausted. You don't have one. No, it was good. It was good. It was fun. I would, you go back. I would, I would absolutely go back.

I I'm telling you, man, I had a great fricking time. Yeah. There's something about that. I don't know being on that water, that serenity, there's something amazing about it. There really is. Lex making a fight pose there with the fish. I don't know why that fish was so heavy.

It was very heavy fish. That's an 80 pound fish. Yeah. That's an 80 pound. And dude, when you got back to your fishing, you're up at five, you had breakfast and you're on the boat by six and then you'd get done around four 35. Then you eat at six. And after you eat, you lay down it, it's night, night, night. You're exhausted. Yeah. And, and it's light. There are three hours of darkness. And then I said to that captain, like on the second day, I'm like, I don't get it, man. When I'm so tired, I work out every day. I run all the time.

I'm in shape. I come exhausted. He's like, because you're on your feet and you're constantly moving around. Micro adjustments. Yep. Micro adjustments. And then he goes, then also it's different. Your son's here.

He's like, and I don't know if you notice, but you're constantly looking over at him. He's like, so you have that anxiety and all that, all that anxiety in your body's making you drain. It's a hundred percent. You don't even realize it. Cause you're on hyper alert.

Cause it's so tired. You can't fall in that water. No. I mean, you know, it's very cold. There's hooks around, there's fish, there's baths, there's guns. Yeah. Yeah. We, we pulled in this there's hooks around, there's fish, there's bats, there's guns. Yeah. Yeah.

We, we pulled in this nine and 80 pound, but for the story, it was 120 pound halibut. And, uh, not only did the guy shoot it in the head, stabbed it as well. And then stabbed it. And then Tiger, like, have you seen good fellas, you know, when they open the trunk and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what he did to the fish, but with a bat. Yeah. Tiger. How's the K Jeffrey Dahmer take it down a notch. He, he, he was like, I'm in, yeah. That's what he did to the fish, but with a bat. Yeah, Tiger. How's the K. Jeffrey Dahmer? Take it down a notch. He was like, I'm in the mafia for now. Once we told him, once we gave him the club. He was like a cop from the walk. He said, you gotta club him hard.

Because at first he was so sweet. And he was like, all right. And they were like, no, you gotta club him. No, I said, T like baseball, like a home run. And he was like. Ready, I go, him between the eyes. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah.

Whack. I'm like, holy shit. It sounded like a beaver tail between the eyes. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. Wow. I mean, like, holy shit. It sounded like a beaver tail hit the water. Yeah, it was fucking. All the animals in the neighboring forest were like, oh, yeah. What? Is that a gun? Is that the most fish you've caught in two days? I would say not just the most.

It was the biggest, the most, and also it was diverse. We had cod. Remember, we had. Yeah, we don't discriminate. Black fish, remember we had, we had rockfish. We had blackfish, whitefish. Rockfish, goldfish. Indian fish. Yeah, you caught the goldfish, right?

Giant goldfish. Yeah. Goldfish. I caught a goldfish. It's a rockfish. Oh, rockfish. Yeah. Reddish golden.

I'll tell my son, cause he wanted to go fish. He's like, that can be fish in California. I'm like, won't be like Alaska, but it's all downhill from here. But when you go fishing here, do you catch a good amount of fish? Like, would he have the same? No, dude No, not not even on charters like what when I go fishing by myself, maybe I'll catch one maybe two

Once in a while he's not into and even charters whether you pay them to do the same thing that shout out to Captain Cliff and Paul By the way, they're great. But even with charters here, sometimes you go skunked with no fish at all Sometimes you get like a little bag, but this was insane. Oh no, T's not giving me into that. This was, I feel like every inch of that ocean floor is covered with fish. It's gotta be. Just halibut though. Halibut for sure.

What? For ling cod, we were getting, I was getting hit left and right for that ling cod where that shelf is, but the current was too much. Oh, that was exhausting. I couldn't wait to leave there. Yeah, that was nuts. The boat was rocking back and forth.

That was nuts. And the't wait to leave there. Yeah. The boat was rocking back and forth. That was not a note. And the halibut are ugly fish. I mean, they look like stingrays that are, uh, mentally like giant flounders. You know, they were flounders if they had down syndrome, right? Like their eyes, like they come out, their mouths are to the side and their eyes are on top and their cross-eyed. Yeah. And they just, they're the ugliest fricking fish in the sea. They live right on the ground, but they're tasty

So they do have regular eyes, but then as they grow it goes to one side and then they're out there Oh, their eyes are all crazy tea kept poking them in the eye. I'm like dude. Yeah, like that's a good look All they all look like that. They'll look like crazy eyes from I guess the cod cod are ground dwellers too Cuz they were yeah on the bottom. Oh, that's right But I asked the captain I, when I caught that 80 pound fish, for the story of, say, 200, I said, or 250, I said, is this the biggest halibut you've ever caught? And he goes, oh, no, no. I've got a 340 pound halibut.

I went, no, you didn't. He goes, oh, yeah. Show me the picture. It looked photoshopped. Bring up big halibut. It was the size of that wall. And I go, how long did it take? It goes, like,, show me the picture. It looked Photoshop. Bring up big halibut. It was the size of that wall. I go, how long did it take you? It was like an hour and a half.

You got to understand there are monsters out there, dude. There are monsters. Look at that. Look at that fish. What? That's the picture he's showing me was like that. What? Yeah.

I said, what'd you catch him with? That's hilarious. He's like the same stuff you catch them with? That's hilarious. He's like the same stuff you guys are using. That's a big boy right there. That's a big, those are two big boys. Yep. That's a huge fish. They have to be pretty old, huh?

I would imagine. I would imagine. Yeah. Kind of that fish is singing. Uh, it's kind of sad. Dang. The thing is you have to throw back some fish like the rock rockfish I want to know how many of those fish actually will live Oh

That's that zero Yeah, cuz they would take the hook out of their mouth and then throw it and they'd be upside down I'm like well, he's like nah as we get going Oh swim turn around swim to the bottom. I was like I don't think so right It'd be let's take a little break, dude. By the way, I'm going to be at the LOL comedy club in San Antonio, July 12, 13, 14. Come get your tickets. Brian Callan.com.

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Yeah, Alaska was great. And then what was the restaurant we went to? It was called the Bush Pilot Lounge. So check this out. Top five meals I've ever had, the elk chops. Well that was the coffee rubbed elk chops. So I told Jen I went to this restaurant, the top five meals I've ever had. Jen goes, man, we went somewhere and catch a can, worst meal we've ever had. I went, where'd you go?

We went to the same place. Really? Same place we ordered the worst. I had a great steak there, dude. I had unbelievable steak. My steak was as good as it gets. And your, your elk was as good. By the way, my potatoes, everything was good.

Everything was great. And Brian, I didn't like the chicken wings, but Brian asked the lady who worked there for like three years, what's the best thing? my potatoes, everything was good. Everything was great. And Brian, I didn't like the chicken wings, but Brian asked the lady who worked there for like three years, what's the best thing? She goes, best thing on the menu is the elk chops. And I said, and it has coffee in it, say less, I'm getting those, I'm not a big elk guy. Matter of fact, I'll be fully transparent, never had elk.

First time I ever had elk, it was fucking fantastic. This is why people, this is why as a guy, I'll shoot an elk right in the fucking nose. That's right, as a guy, and that's 400 pounds of meat, Bubba. I want your meat. That's 400 to 500 pounds of meat. Dude I will strangle a fucking elk. That's the problem you go out and shoot an elk and it's going to cost you about 17 grams per tag. Cam Hanes, fire up buddy. And you're going to shoot it and you're going to have ridiculous amounts of meat and it's very hard to go back to any other kind of meat. Oh dude dude. And it was cooked medium rare, the way daddy likes it with that rub on it. And the mashed potatoes, umami coffee rubbed elk chops, top five meals. That's ever touched these sweet. Let's go. It's expensive, but you said it's really good.

The bush pilots. Rib eye is some of the, that's one of the best stakes I've ever had. What did you get you in? It's called the Huntsman's chili. Me and Lex both got it. Cause you guys, I mean, the Huntsman's chili me and me and Lex both got it because chili chili when you have that stuff judging things you chose you chose the Huntsman's chili that's all you got you know so just definitely if you go there anyone goes there just don't don't get the chili no just order the regular

fucking food yeah I mean chilies you can get chili anywhere you don't go you don't go to Alaska place and get fucking chili Yeah, it's the ingredients brisket sausage You know what sells me every time our famous hand blended mix I go say less and I get it. Yeah Yeah, but you got it wasn't good, but the clam chowder they're known for it. You're in Alaska chin Let's gotta go elk fish. Yeah steak. We did have fish before so I was kind of I was all fished out Yeah, we wanted me now. I was all fished out. Yeah, we wanted meat.

Now, daddy can't eat, daddy can't eat steak and drink red wine. I can't sleep. I wake up every two hours like, ah, ah, it's bad. And I have crazy dreams. I sleep hard. Yeah. Yeah.

That elk, top five meals, Jen. For you, top five worst meals you've ever had. That's difference between us. Still memories. You got to know the menu dude. Memories. It's, it's for the memories and that's a good memorable. And then you, you're yawning guys.

Then you're crazy. So we both had crazy. So I, we landed, uh, in LA at the same time from Alaska took forever to get back from Alaska, whatever totally worth it. Yeah. I landed then woke up the next one at 5 a.m. drove to San Diego for a funeral, a roommate of mine that played football with in college passed away, um, was a addict and just couldn't beat it.

Yeah. One of the saddest days I've had in a hot second. It was so sad. Um, but good to see my buddies. I was like, Hey, it shouldn't take somebody dying for us to get together. Your one's busy. Like my besties, Paul's a coach at Northwestern. He's a coach with Washington last year.

We went playing national championship. So he's one, literally one of my closest friends. Uh, then Klopp of course Klopp was there. Then Jack, Jack Tippeden, good buddy. But I was just like, dude, somebody shouldn't have to die to get us all together. But we all kids same age. I guess it's tough with working this it's very I said we should do a trip once a year you guys should come to California so I don't have to

travel and then we all meet up my buddy my buddy's going to Sicily and he's like just come just come you're gonna have an amazing time we're gonna be you know for for one month I'm gonna be in I'm like I look do you understand that I'm married with kids I can't go travel all yeah and I'm going to be in, I'm like, I look, do you understand that I'm married with kids? I can't go to Sicily. All the time. And I can't, I can't just go to, I want to, I'd love to go to Sicily. But then, so I drove to San Diego, I came back

the same night, I left to make the main card in time, which I saw, but you went to the UFC. You flew there. I went to the UFC. I would rather you kick me in the asshole than get back on a plane right now. I went to the UFC. My, my nephew is a huge fan.

I was great to spend time with my nephew. And you sat behind Rogan. I can see you and online people were like, why are they showing Brian? I'm like, I don't know. He's right behind Rogan. So I was like, no, he's not because you didn't have Rogan's tickets. No, I got to the party late when I asked him for tickets. So he got me on the floor right behind the fighters, but there

were people that beat me to it, which I knew when I asked him, I go, I got me on the floor right behind the fighters, but there were people that beat me to it, which I knew when I asked him, I go, I know a lot of people. Who beat you to it? Tony, a jelly roll, Donald Trump's son, his family was there, I think I saw his wife and daughters. So I'm not getting those seats. Hey.

You understand? Hey. I'm a behind the Rogan kind of friend when, but there's a packing order now. This is gonna sting, daddy. This is gonna sting a little bit. So I'll tell you exactly what happens because I've seen how this happens.

Yeah, please. So Rogan, they give them whatever, a lot amount of tickets, they go, cool, who's coming? And they see Jelly Roll, right? Like, okay, front row. Tony Hinchcliffe, he was on that Netflix thing, front row. Donald Trump Jr., we love his dad, front row, family, kids, yep, check, check, check, check.

Brian Cowan. Nephew, Brian Cowan. And nephew. By the way. And they've set you in the back. My nephew's like my nephew. Tell me my nephew, 25 years old, this is why I love this kid.

Athlete, kicking, you know, I told you, I was showing you a picture of him kicking the 68 yard field goals, then he kicked the 75 yard know, I told you, I was showing you pictures of him kicking those 68-year-hard field goals. Then he kicked a 75-year-hard field goal. Great soccer player, it doesn't matter. So, this kid is great because he's such a dude. Rogan invites me to dinner after the UFC, but it's late, and we had eaten a little bit

at this place, Eat-A-Leap, and so I looked at him, I go, look, it's late, but I'll go for you if you want to meet Rogan, and I'm sure, you know. Tony's there, he loves Kill Tony and all. And my nephew to his credit goes, he goes, dude, I don't want to walk in and make you do that, and then you're there with your plus one nephew, nobody wants to see your nephew,

nobody wants to hang out with your nephew, it's going to be me just there with another place, Rogan's going to pick up the check, I'm not doing that to him. And I went, you're a fucking smart, that's a dude right there. He understands, he was like, now you're doing it for me. That's also why you guys are sitting in the 19th row.

Well, it wasn't the 19th, be respectful. Those are good seats, Bubba. I was right behind the fighters. That sucks. Got a chance to see Cowboy talk to him for a little bit. I'll tell you who is very, very attractive in person. Well, first of all, Holly Holmes, Holly Holmes is all American bodied up.

You know this because you trained with her. Her back, her, she's got, the whole situation is unbelievable, yeah. She is just incredible looking. And Ioannina Gen Jack, I mean, I'm saying this with respect because she's one of my favorite fighters. I'll put her body up. She's got a tail piece on her. Interesting take. Okay. She's got a, she's got a, she's just, she's as, she's very attractive in person, very attractive in person. That's the, I'm such a fan of hers. Is that the one you're referencing? I'm just such a fan of hers to begin with,

but she's retired now, but she looks phenomenal. But is that the surprise or is there something better? The surprise was also Grasso was there. She's adorable. She's a cutie. She's a fucking cutie. She might be number one right now. I love, I think female fighters are hot for the most part.

Yeah. Misha Tate was there. Yeah. Misha Tate was there. Misha Tate was there. I think she's married or something. She's married. Pretty girl though. She's Misha Tate.

Cupcake. Cupcake. We call it Cupcake. Misha Tate. So if you don't like Misha Tate, then I don't know what you're talking about. If you're not attracted to Misha Tate just on principle, then you're definitely a gay man. Very attractive.

Okay. So as a gay man- I'm hoping for some take here that isn't so general, right? Right. Because you've named off everyone who's gay. Well, Kayla Harrison in a dress, Kayla Harrison would launch me. She could pretty much, when you see a woman who you know would do whatever she wanted to you. You found that attracting. No, no, no, no, no. You want to kick your balls. That's not my type. I'm a little too light in the ass for Kayla Harrison. I'm simply too light in the ass. You found that attracting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Huh? They'll sleep tonight. The image out of Gary. I warned you guys. This could be boring. I told you in Rogan in would win. I said, it's either very boring and he wins by knockout. And then once I saw the striking difference, I went this thing ended by knockout. No, he couldn't he didn't I don't think he threw a punch I mean he threw a punch he he was throwing punches But he touched maybe once and then Mike van page wasn't throwing a ton either So no, but I think he realized like he came back to the corner after the first or second round and went It's like yeah, man. That's Michael van. I'm my take on Ian Machado Gary is he fought a very smart fight. Thank you I mean, I don't care what other people say Ian Machado Gary

I thought you got to win exactly what he's supposed to do right when you're doing Michael that in page you wrestling He did a good job with his he's been rust. It's the only way he Mia Maya was in his corner Oh, yeah, but it's only the way you're gonna beat Michael and page. It's the only way look at his two losses This is correct. You do you're not nobody to, nobody on earth is going to out strike Michael. Right. It does. And Michael Mendenpages also like, Oh, he couldn't finish him. Michael Mendenpages has been fighting on such a high level in MMA. Michael Mendenpages is a veteran. He knows what he's doing when you have his back. He trains at all times. I disagree with that. But he stopped him from the,

I mean, he was always, he got out of the room naked, but at the end of the third, when he had his back, he had Machado was so high. Any season guys going to toss them over. So what do you think? The criticism on Ian Machado, Gary, when they're like, that was so boring. You just didn't do anything on the back. He's like, you should keep that same energy with Michael Van Page because any purple belt's going to dump them on his head.

He was so high. Is that right? So high up. Oh really? Oh my God. So you would balance was so off. Okay. But Mike VanPage is in a season grappler. Should we have Ian Machado Gary known better or he's just not, he's new to grappling? No, it's not that he's known better, just in the transition that happens, anybody else would just throw him over the top. Yeah.

But Mike VanPage, he's not the black belt. So he's just sitting there kind of defending when anybody else would have just do you think do You think that was a good decision or do you think it could have gone out there's the there's not even a Controvers because this thing is this thing no matter like I don't give fuck if you hate you much out of Gary first round 10-9 if you're feeling loose it could be a 10-8 if you want why because Dana gave it a 10-8 why? Graffini and Lewis, it could be a 10, eight if you want. Why? Because Dana gave it a 10, eight.

Why? Because the, the, well, took him down, had his back damn near submitted them twice. One was so far in there. So you could do a 10, eight there because the dominating round second round 10, nine microvenom page. He didn't land a ton, but when he did it, it counted. There was the most action.

So you'd give that to Michael van page. Probably wouldn't give that to you. And then the second one, He ended up back in grappling. The most dominant position is Mount. The second is back. Yeah. Okay. So he controlled the back for how long?

Yeah. There's not even an argument that you'd give that round of Michael. And page image out of Gary could be the champion. I'm not ready to say that. He has a way to go. Um, the, the, the, you know, he has a ways to go. Leon Edwards and him, I'm very intrigued with, cause that'll be a striking match. Yeah.

That'll be interesting. Yeah. Um, but I thought he did what he had to do. He's not going to gain any more fans from, you know, his last two performances, but he's undefeated. Yeah. So it's going to force the UFC, UFC's hand to give him, you know, a top five guy next. Yeah.

He's not going to win any fans with that. those performances, but he's also not set up for it. He's also like that fights not set up for him to knock guys out. He fought a very smart, Jeff Neil's not set up for him to get a huge K.O. Magni doesn't get finished unless it's a crazy submission. So he's fighting guys, being them, but he's not being set up like a sugar Sean or these other guys get these crazy knockouts. Like the matchups are fucking tough. Passing the test. He's the real deal. He's the real deal. I can see him doing shop got next. Really? A shop got a big, big name. Yeah. Oh yeah. Two hundred feet of prospects. That's a

big boy fight. That's a great fight. Great fight. Damn. Yeah. Damn. I think their new shop got Usman though. But so we'll see what happens. Um, I think Colby, I think you have the two young lines take out the old guys. So you do Kamaru Usman, Colby Covington, and then Ian and shot. Got you have them take out the old lines. Young lines. I'm trying to carry against Colby's interesting because he would, Gary would have a real trouble with that wrestling. He'd have real trouble with that pace in wrestling. I think that's a different animal with, with Colby. It's tough fight for Colby. Oh yeah. Very tough. Oh yeah. But for both, for both though.

But that's why I'm at this level. There's no easy fights. No, there really isn't. Um, the cut on, uh, Bueno Silva was tough. Rogan was like, you gotta let it go. Oh my God. Rogan's a savage, man. He's running right into her eye and is drooping down.

This guy, Joe Pfeiffer is, uh, I get it. I get why. Uh, he's a tough guy. He's a tough guy. He's a tough guy. He's a tough guy. He's a tough guy. He's a tough guy. He's a tough guy. And then you have you and Machado Gary. So he got, and then Dio Lopez, like you had a lot of guys that were like, Oh, I'm going to go with Joe Piper. And then you have, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know,

like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know,

like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you it. Yeah, that kid is a fucking stud. Peyton, you have Joe Pfeiffer and then you have Ian Machado-Garry. So you got, and then Diego Lopez. Like you had a lot of young lines that are going to be the next class. I got Terry with Michelle Watterson when she did her retirement speech. I was there for it. I watched the fight and it was just like, she's, I just love her as a person. I love her too.

Yeah. I didn't get Terry. I just, she's lost five in a row. Yeah. I love her. She's the best. Yeah. It was. What I didn't like is they I just, she's lost five in a row. Yeah. I love her. She's the best. Yeah. It was what I didn't like is they gave her a send off and not Andre Olovsky.

That's insane. Yeah. He has 42 fights in the UFC. It's incredible. And you can't even the mic. They didn't give him a send. There's no highlight. Is he done?

He says he can go on to fight elsewhere, but he's done in the UFC. Yeah. You could have gave him a send-off. A hundred percent. Yeah, a hundred percent. Then Anthony Smith, Roman was a tough one. Well, I think Anthony Smith was so tired. I hated watching it. The other guy, Roman fights at middleweight typically. Anthony Smith, I don't know how he gets down at 205 because he looked like he... Did he? How much time did he have? Is that a short notice fight? A short notice because remember he thought, he looked like he did. He, how much time did he have? Is that a short notice fight? The short notice.

Cause it'd be remembered. He thought he was fighting a big name. He was exhausted. So he did it. And then you get Roman former training partners. So it's not God. He was tired. They're both where they just about like the, the fight doesn't do anything for

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Yeah. And then you get Alex. Yeah. Well, you see now, now here's what I have to say about Alex. Alex is, I think after three years is no longer afraid of the takedown because he seems to know what to do. And now he's got his rhythm and now he's throwing head kicks. That's a new thing because he was afraid of throwing head kicks

because he was going to get taken down. And now that you're putting head kicks in there and all his punches and his low kicks, a guy like Uri is just not on the same level. Striking wise, he's on Orthodox. Now, remember he did beat somebody the last fight he won. He beat that guy was that guy's a much better striker. That guy's pedigree. Yeah.

He's a bad ass, but you know, so sometimes you can get that rhythm can throw you off and take you out of your game. He's not an orthodox. He's, but not with Alex, not with the Iceman. Now there's too many openings for a guy like Alex. He can just take advantage. You do that. He would do that every single time on Yuri.

Yeah. I said Alex beats him nine times out of 10. Yuri I'll get one where he throws a knee, like a wild mean, it catches them, but 99 times out of it. And more though, I think now Alex is like, no, you could show on conventional, they're heavy. So something might land, but you have a one in a hundred chance, but you'll put all your money,

though, on Alex and God, he's just so confident. What do you do next with Alex? Um, so I'm glad you asked. Cause either way you put it, he's an underdog. I'll tell you what you don't do. I'll tell you what you don't do. And this is where Dana White's a genius. What you don't do is you don't give him to, um, Aspen

Allard Jones. No, you don't give him to the two Oh five, the biggest threat. Uncle live. But the reason you don't give them to the two Oh five. The biggest threat. Oh, and Collette. I'm not Collette. But the reason you don't give them to the biggest, the biggest threat is on Collette, very high level striking and very good rest. Ooh, I wouldn't say high level striking. He's pretty good at striking. I disagree.

You really, really, really, really. Oh, his striking is pretty high. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no one say that. He's good. No, no, no, no, no, no. Good striker. No, good striker. No, not especially compared to Alex. Not even close. Who is it? You're talking about different fucking rounds.

Like, Uncle Liev has dealt with some pretty high level strikers in his, before the UFC. Like Uncle Liev is a better striker than you think. He's nowhere near Alex. I mean, they're not even on the same planet. It's just that what would happen is I think Uncle I have could, could do some shit to him wrestling wise and it would be a problem for him. But you're talking about a striking right now.

Yeah. His striking is still, let me see who he's, um, yeah, Anthony Smith, you know, Volkanos Demir, you know, beat him, right? Volkan Oztomir's no joke, striking wise. Compared to Alex Behr, you're talking about two different, I mean, not even close, bubba. You're talking about world-class Alex Behr. You're talking about a straight knockout artist. I think I've realized striking is... Nowhere near Alex Behr's.

Nowhere near, you're not even putting him in the same area. Fuck no. Really? Nobody would. No, nowhere near. You don't even put him in the same area. Fuck no. Really? Nobody would. No, no. Now wrestling, so Alex Beers striking, if this is a video game, Alex Beers striking's a 10.

His wrestling's a four. And Klaive's striking probably a four. His wrestling's a 10. A four. Yes. A four. Yes. Compared to, like, so it's 10-4. Better than that. 4-10. So if you're looking at this, you know, they both have

its crazy advantage over the other. One striking, one wrestling, they have such advantage on both ends. I think Sean Strickland would disagree with that. Sean Strickland was talking about, I think it's striking saying, I don't want to, I don't like to spar. I'm no, no part of that guy. With who? With Uncle Ive. Do you, do you know what Alex Alex Pierre did to Sean Strickland?

Oh, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knock him out. No, I don't. No, that's a different way. I'm sorry. What was he saying about Uncle Live striking? But Uncle Live.

So we're going to get to Pierre, what I think, because he's not an 85er. And that's crazy how he can suck down on that. It's so nuts. I think Uncle Live, I think you're sleeping on his striking. I think his striking is better than a four. I think a striking is better than a four. I think striking is... We'll see. We'll see. No, we don't need to see. Nobody on this planet is saying that

Ankleyev's striking is even close to Alex's. No. Well, I want to see what happens. That's fine. You can see what happens. But one is a decorated world champion, a striker, and the other has a wrestling background. The threat you're saying is his wrestling, not his striking. No. But now because he's such a crazy wrestler, will that open up his strikes? It could. Yeah, because he's still worried about the takedown. But to say that they're comparable striking is stupid.

I think Ankalayev is the biggest threat at 205. And I think uncle I have, if he were fighting Alex, I think uncle I've grinds that went out and I think it ends up on the ground. Really? I don't think so. And it's, uh, so, so what you're saying, real quick. So you're saying the worst thing you UFC can do is so here's why that doesn't work. So no matter who we've, and this is my question to you and this was, if I'm Dana, I'm saying this is what I'm doing. If you're Dana and Kalyev could deliver fucking elk chops to us right now, not a single person softs him on the street. So you can't have a mischange.

This is a business. Okay. So we're right with each other. You're not though. So, so, and so the odds on him versus Ankalive are the best chances he has to win his next fight. Cause the other opponents that we're talking about, heavyweight, Aspenal, he's a huge underdog. Nightmare. John Jones, huge underdog. Yeah. So if we're, if we're going to pair him up with, and he's an

underdog, do you want him to lose to Ankalive, which he has the best chance of beating? Yeah. Or do you want to give him Tom Aspenol, which his odds are even worse? Or if we think he's going to lose, do you want to make it a fucking blockbuster where he's not going to lose much if he loses John Jones? If he fights John and he beats John, he's the greatest of all time. But if he fights John, let's say he knocks him out, which could happen.

Let's say he knocks him out. Well now you have the biggest combat star ever. I'm aware. So if- So again, if have the biggest combat star ever. I'm aware. So if, so if, so again, my, if I'm Dana, this is what I'm saying. Uncle I have love you, but you got to take a seat for a sec. Cause you're going to heavyweight and class going to heavyweight. No, no. Alex here is going to have it.

Now, Pierre can step into that ring at two 40 and he went to 30 the night of the fight. So it, so I don't know what he walks around at, but my guess is 240 pounds. I think he'd be two, two, like mid 235, 236, 237, which is perfect. Yeah. That's plenty big to knock anybody on the planet out with his strength. So he's going to step into that ring with, uh, see what Aspinal weighed his last fight.

He's going to step into that ring with Aspinal. He's going to weight no matter what. Now Aspenall don't sleep on Aspenall striking. It's very, very good. That's good. But he's bigger, but to watch them, the biggest threat with Aspenall is that wrestling, is that Jiu-Jitsu, right?

So he- Aspenall is a grappler, yes. Yeah. And he could grab him and he's probably stronger than- He's 100% stronger. He's 100% stronger. So he's, yeah. He waited two 61. Okay. So, you know, it's a, that's a big fucking problem. It's a big problem.

Just as tall. And he's just as tall. And I would say his hands are just as good. Now, whether his legs are or not, but I think his hands are. I don't think his striking is as good. Really? No, no. He's got good hands. He has good hands, but you're his hands are. No, I don't think his striking is as good. Really? No, no.

He's got good hands. He has good hands, bud. You're talking about world class UFCers. I know, but it's not Sergey Pavlovich out. Listen, Sergey ain't no world class striker either, bud. Oh, God, though. He's got the power. A great world champion is in a different category than a UFC striker.

Well, this is why it's exciting. No, these are facts. I'm with you. I'm saying- Like, Tom Astleman's a good MMA striker. Sure. There's difference between MMA strikingker and world-class striker. Which is why I want to see this fight. Which is why I want to see.

Now, the problem with John Jones and Piera is that I think John would end up wrestling him. So would Tom. Yeah. But John's a better wrestler than Tom. Tom's a better jiu-jitsu guy. Or, John's a very good jiu-jitsu guy. But as far as like getting him to the ground and pounding him, John Jones could do that. Well, they both can do that. They can both do that. They're both going to try and do that.

But so so so so why wouldn't you try to stand in bang? No, not John Jones would know. No, no, no. No, even John was like, I'll just take him down to met him. It's gonna be easy. Yeah. But they're not stupid. Again, because those even those guys know they don't get his john No, you're again you're talking about world class. So there's there's difference but there's difference but listen, but here's my point though. So you just went through tom as well nightmare for him john jones nightmare because he's afraid of the take down but if he's gonna he's afraid to take down with everybody so if you're gonna lose wouldn't you rather have the face of the ufc right now lose to john jones the greatest of all time instead of a Tom Aspinall or an Ankleyev? So I'm doing John next. So you're holding them for John. Yes.

But doesn't Aspinall get John or that's not how math works. You just, you just, you gotta do it. You gotta do it. It sucks for Aspinall, sucks for Ankleyev. It's terrible to do to him. But if we're, I'm saying money. John Jones and both those guys have earned that slot, they've earned the, they've earned the title slot.

You can't, you know, look, look, Piera stepped into that ring. He's so new to MMA. Okay. Yeah. And he's doing what he's doing. There's more tile defenses than Khabib. And he's just got the look and he's just exciting. And he's just, he looks like he's chiseled out

It's what's hot right now. He's got Amazonian magic I got Amazonian fucking as tech magic running through his veins But all but if you're the UFC and you're like, all right, let's what's the calculate thing here If you were to lose he could if he wins we're going fucking silver But if you were to lose he wins if he wins, he's a graceful time. I'll have to get tattoos of his face Yeah, especially you but if he if to lose, he wins. If he wins, he's the greatest of all time. We all have to get tattoos of his face. Yeah, especially you. But if he loses, you lost to John, we can still do the Anklei fight.

You can still do the Tommy Aspinal fight because you fought for the title, John retired. Listen, Pierre's been knocked out. So he'll live to fight another day. Oh yeah. He got knocked out by Izzy. If you lose to the greatest of all time, we're good, man. You stepped into heavyweight now.

That's the thing, like damage control. You lose to John, like yeah, but he's heavier. He's just wrestled him, took him down to a fuck it. And there's always 205 waiting for you. You can always go back there. Now it's going to hold up a lot of things and people aren't going to be happy. I'm just saying. Would you go John and then Aspen Hall or what would you?

Depends how the John fight goes. If he gets absolutely manhandled, it's like, all right, we tried that. Yeah. Like Izzy with Jan. All right. Go back to 85. With this, it's like, just go to 205. Ankle live's there.

Ankle live's going to fight again, hopefully loses, right? And then hopefully Jamal Hill fights there or Johnny Walker or something like that, or a Cleo round tree. Like there's a lot of strikers we can entertain. Yeah. But you, you want you want and kind of. I know. Hey, hey.

I know, you know who I sat, you know who's so much bigger than I realized and so much taller is that pirate. Oh yeah. He's so much bigger than I thought. Me and my nephew were like, he was wearing it. He had a Gucci purse. He was carrying a Gucci purse.

Say something. Say something. Talk that carrying a Gucci purse. Say something. Say something. Talk that shit in the background. Like a pirate's bandana and glasses that weren't, they were ill-fitting. And red hair. Ill-fitting. And a red beard. And one eye.

And his back looks like you could build a house. He looked roughly your size. Like, I couldn't believe how tall he was. He's probably 6'3". Now I don't know if that's boots. Now I don't know what he's wearing, right? He's a big boy. He's a big boy. Bad wrestling don't know if that's boots now. I don't know if he's what he's wearing right boy He's a big boy bad wrestling bad rest that awful rest awful rest me a liability Oh, we got we got to choose his one eye and bad wrestling one eye and bad wrestling doesn't equal world champion, okay?

That's it. It's now we can give it. I'm saying about Gucci purse like I can't go hey your Gucci purse is gay. Oh. I would never. No, no, you don't want that. No, no, no. You could do it now because pride month's over, but still. I'm going to get myself mixed up with something. Guys wrestling is a liability. It's a liability. I thought he's not a Dagestani wrestler then.

He's not a bitch. Yeah. He looks like it. Isn't it weird when you're from like that part of the world and you don't know how to wrestle? Damn. He doesn't have a wrestle. He's that bitch.

He's so exciting though. He's fun. And that looks the part. Yeah. One eye. Wrestling is a liability. That's why Bo Nichols like, Oh, I want him next. Yeah. Cause he's licking his chops. Cause like I like the chops. He knows the division knows the UFC knows.

So the, there's gotta be calculated with who they match him up with. Cause he's a star and he has the look, but we can't give him a pure wrestler. So he's a star that they want. Yeah. He's, he's making some money, right? Uh, no, it's too early. Yeah. I mean, he's getting money.

He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's getting money. He's can't give him a pure wrestler. So he's a star that they want. Yeah. He's, he's making some money, right?

Uh, no, it's too early. Yeah. I mean, he's getting by, but no, he's not like Pauling. Yeah. You probably spent half his purse on that Gucci purse. Chandler was there. Chandler. Yeah.

Looking great. Yep. With his beautiful wife. You were supposed to fight that night. Yep. Here's the problem with Chandler. Doesn't pray. He said he's going to do one more fight. He's talking shit to shit to Connor He's like, let's do it again. I've already beat you twice if you're telling you're going. Ah shit. Damn it. I know right damn it. Yep Damn it. I bet Connor honor and fight

Chandler. Oh That's adorable. I know right and you know, you're just saying that out loud It would be yeah, I don't know. I Don't know. I don't know. Uh, I can see Chandler getting a call from Dana. You gotta sit there. Hey man. Well, hey, we got a matchup.

I know you waited, not the one you expected. We're gonna give you a little bit of icing on the cake there. We'll give you a little more money. I hope they don't do that to Chandler. Good chance they do that. Oh, that's gonna be. It's a fight game. Cause you know what?

I'm kind of excited about that prospect. I'd rather see a Chandler Connor. Let me get some nootropic. Let me, let me get in the state of flow. Hopefully when you drink that, you don't think ankle live striking is as good as Alex's. Let's see if it helps. Let me get into your, can you bring up some info on uncle live striking?

You can get a bunch of info on wrestling. A ton. Like he was a stud wrestler, dude. Pretty sure he won like the international gold. Like you're talking about like world was a stud wrestler dude. Pretty sure he wouldn't like the international gold. Like you're talking about like world-class wrestling, man. Can I have two of these magic minds? I like to do that. I would go to Wikipedia, Jen, not his resume, but

striking rec stats. It'll have information on the striking. If he has any, I'll, I mean, we can do it to entertain Brian. There's not going to be much on there. There's gonna be a ton of wrestling. Yeah. He's not so early life. Uh, he's born in 92 in Russia. Uh, you want to, he first began training in Greco roaming, uh, Roman wrestling for one year while he was a

student at Dags, Dags state, he's a DSU at that time. He also competed in combat Sambo. He was honored with the title of master of sports. Everyone I know from Dax and has that. And he was compelled to idea of transfer MMA. Keep going. That's all Sambo. Yeah, a lot of striking in Sambo, right?

No, no, not at all. Wrestling and striking. No, more wrestling submissions, right? No, no, not at all wrestling and striking. No more wrestling submissions, right? Yeah. But look at, look at the, the wrestling championships. Gold, silver, gold, gold, Russian championships, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, combat Sambo gold. He's just not, he's not the same though.

He's just, he's working. He's a wrestler dude. Like that's his nature. Now, now striking is good. Yep. Yep. But that's his nature. Now, now striking's good. Yep. Yep. But that would be like, Alex just starting wrestling the last two and a half years.

And they're like, Alex looks pretty good. He's just as good as Zankalib. Like, whoa, whoa. He's won a lot of, he's won, hasn't he? He's won a lot of fights with striking. He has a lot of decisions and a lot of. So let me ask you this. So it's like, it's like, so I think someone like, um, as an example, Makachev's striking

is like, we never think of him as striking, but striking is very good. What can you say? Yeah. He's surprising in the last fight. It's good. Yeah. Like he's got, he's, he connects, you know, he, he'll kick, go Volkanovsky and knock him out.

He's, he's, you know, he, he stood, he stood and he was banging with the, in a lot of ways, the best 55 pound striker we've had. I mean, Dustin's is proved that he was better than who, Conor McGregor in striking, which is saying a lot and, and Max Holloway. That's, I mean, Dustin's as good a striker, especially at mid distance as you get. And our boy Makachev stood there. Now. That's, I mean, Dustin's as good a striker, especially at mid distance as you get.

He's good. Our boy Makachev stood there. Now, I understand Dustin's also worried about the takedown. Dustin's older and when Dustin fought Max, he's compromised. But he's also afraid of the, there's also the takedown without Makachev. That's right, the takedown. Yeah. So this would be like saying, when we were, when Khabib land on Connor, do you think Khabib's a better striker than Connor? No.

But he had some success, right? Because Connor's worried about that take down the wrestling. That's right. Yeah. He's not worried about the hands and then you get caught. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I'll tell you why. Uncle IF is also a major problem striking because it's going to compromise how Alex strikes for the same reason. He's going to be worried about that take down. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see Alex take down fence getting better and then also the Alex just needs that small opening just an ankle lives I know you think he's the bees knees of striking his defense

That Alex lands all he needs is a small y'all chewed his leg up and he never switched stances He got his fucking front leg chewed up. Yeah, I think his best, uh, not easy. They're all tough, whatever comes next, but his easiest route to victory is ankle life, which is saying a lot, cause that's not saying a lot saying a lot, but if you can see, yeah, if you can stuff that takedown, that's a big, even if he doesn't, if he can get up cause and collected, he's not like a jujitsu master. So he can get up from there too. So if he gets up and then you're forced to strike with him. And I think that guy feels different when you put your hands on him. I think he's just,

I think Anklav feels different too. Probably. Yeah. Probably. A Russian wrestler. He's fucking like four. Is there a little heavy, is that a little heavy on your body there? Yeah. I think they all feel different at that level, you know? Some people just look different though. I'd be excited for it though. Like Yann? If they called that different. I'd be excited for it though. Like you called that five big side for it and and Clive deserves it. But I just, you have seen him. I'd be like, ah, it's tough. Salman

no Garo was there. It was great. Cause the hall of fame thing. Oh yeah. He's the man. She seems like such a sweet guy. Such a nice guy. What a head.

Hell of a giant. Yeah. I had like a horse. Yeah. Just a big man. Do you see jail at all? Chill was there. I didn't right. A giant. Yeah. Head like a horse. Yeah. Just a, just a big man. Did you see jail at all? Chail was there. I didn't see him.

He wasn't. He wasn't. He got his, uh, his acceptance speech was great. Damn. I didn't see him. He wasn't sitting. He's probably working. He's probably working.

He's not, oh, oh no, he's not in the 18th row. I don't know. Jail sounded. No, he's not going to be back there. Okay. But don't say that. If you walk by you to go to the bathroom. No, I was on the floor.

Don't say. All the way in the back. Right. No, I wasn't all the way in the back. It right? Listen, it's just like they make me feel bad Probably a little bit. All right, who's in my seat? Oh Tony. It's good. You so hard right now. Yeah, I was like, um, oh Hey, you got you busy talking. Yeah fine kit. I'll be over. Yeah, we're still doing it. I'm back here Yeah, we're still we just did 1000 guys. Remember 2010 doesn't know No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, the general public. Okay. Thank you. Yeah It's great. First time I've done that first time I'd gone through the general. Yeah

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Okay, first event there was a The BET Awards 2024 and then they you know, they was a, the BET awards 2024. And then they, you know, they have segments of the people that died and they honored OJ Simpson. I'll just play it for you so you guys can judge on your own. Just like, like the Grammys does or Oscars. Black excellence tonight. We must also honor the black excellence that we

unfortunately lost this year. It's never easy to say goodbye to those who have flown with us, but we can take a moment to celebrate and acknowledge their contributions to the cause. That'd be like us doing this, but having Jeffrey Epstein. From actors, athletes, to activists. Who is that? Is that Raven? No, that's racist.

They're all clapping. Some people clap. They're kind of gasping. Everyone's like, whoa. Well, you know, I mean, I can understand that they, he did have a contribution before all this shit. Like OJ Simpson was like a guy, a crossover person in the culture. He would, he just never, he never associated with the black culture. No, he didn't.

Until he was found dead. It's very surprising. Until he came out and then he was like, oh shit. Cause he realized black people were defending him. And he's like, oh, now I'm going to be black. Yeah, he was an American figure of the 20th century. He was a significant figure, say what you will. It was like a televised thing.

All of it was, you know, it was infamous, but it was. I don't know if he makes the the awards though no but you also have to keep in mind that you know whether you think he was guilty or not in a court of law he was he was found innocent right and then then he went to jail for something completely different so you know I don't know I mean I it's a very it's very surprising yeah it's weird it's a very controversial thing yeah I know we're talking about BET awards now at least when we would never very, it's very surprising. Yeah. That's weird. It's a very controversial thing. Yeah. I mean, we're talking about BET awards now, at least when we would never back in the day, you know? Yeah.

The man, the man, the man is no longer here. Yeah. I guess he meets the criteria. The hoctua girl speaks out. Yeah. So there's a lot of rumors going around about, you know, how she had to like pick up all of her social media. Like she shut it down after this happened. She just kind of tells it, tells it, no, she took it out before cause she was working on herself before all this stuff happened. You know, cause some people do that, right? Yeah.

They deactivate their socials. Just stuff like that. Does she sound cool or what? She sounds really cool. But you were gone. I've been gone from it. So are you going to come back? I think we're working on that right now.

Socials. Cause you have a full management team. You have a manager now. You have a shooter. She comes in with this big ass camera. She's the real deal. Already this happened like a week ago. What were you doing for your job? Well, I have to sit up and get ready for about 30 minutes.

And then I'll just go on and go get me something to eat for breakfast. And then I'll go on to work. But I worked in a spring factory. I'm not a school teacher. That was my next question. That's a great answer. Because you said that you were a teacher and got fired from your from your job. I'm not even old enough to be a teacher

I was gonna say cuz you're 21. I'm like, this is illegal. Who is that? Exactly. So you weren't a teacher or a bartender? So everyone every and also I've heard rumors that your dad is a preacher. My father is so far from a preacher. It's crazy So everything has been made up. Oh, yeah, but none of it's crazy. So everything has just been made up. Oh yeah, like none of it's true at all. I love her accent. I love that accent. That's it. Where's she from? Louisiana? That I don't know. Nashville?

Wow. But she was also at Zach Bryan's concert and sang with him. Yeah, he brought her on stage. Did he? Yeah, she's all over. Oh, that's great. She's crushing. It's cool to see. And with Shaquille O'Neal at a place that Shaquille DJs at. That's great. How do you capitalize on this? Like, you remember the dog face guy that did that, the cranberry thing on the, on the skateboard? Oh yeah. He was popular for a long time too, right? I know. But I don't hear about him at all. Yeah. These things happen. Yeah. I don't know what you do with her.

Good for it. It's, it has to be fun though. She's, well, she's like 21. Her whole life's ahead of her. Yeah. She still has her job at the spring factor. I'm sure she probably made more in a week than she does in five years working there. Whoa.

Okay. So there's a scene called the happy. Yeah, this is actually real. So soccer field, a fucking sinkhole. And it's right in the exact center of the soccer field, which is crazy. No one's playing there. But it's 100 feet wide. What? You see it go down right here. Whoa, it gets crazier to. Oh, my God. down right here whoa it gets crazier too oh my god Jesus so it's just like ready

to go apparently there's a mine underneath it and the mine collapsed that's really fucking scary if someone's actually on the field, that'd be crazy. The earth swallows you whole. Well, you'd be fine, right? Probably. Yeah. It's pretty deep. Dude, I think people get seriously hurt. I don't think it'd be good. Yeah, it's probably not good.

And then you're saying is it real or fake? So this one was going crazy on the internet. What's up? I thought it was fake. Well, you are right. It was created by AI. But a lot of people thought it was real it was like so fake my friend sent me a video of Bruce Lee playing ping-pong with his num-chucks against two

pros and I was like this is AI dude wasn't there a movie where they did that somewhere not Bruce Lee though someone else like just so that's AI I feel like it's pretty easy to tell yeah this was so they died well it says they were over 2.6 meters which is 8.5 feet long holy die like thank you 340 six there are large 3 million there's shitty things out there back then they were like you didn't want to be alive then if you're a human you're gonna get fucked she says like even with the AI stuff, like when Rogan was like, look at this, look at what they're doing with movies, running the knee movies and you play it. I'm like, that looks terrible.

Yeah. But it's going to advance pretty fast, but right now you can kind of tell a year from now, I bet it's different. But you see, you saw that Japanese one, right? There's like a girl walking through a Japanese area where there's like lights and stuff, everything was AI. It looks real. Like I haven't saw that Japanese one, right? There's like a girl walking through a Japanese area where there's like lights and stuff. Everything was AI. It looks real.

I haven't seen that one. Let me see that one. Because the one Rogan showed us, I was like, that looks pretty fake. This one here. That one looks pretty real. That's not. It's all AI. Wow.

That background and everything. Everything. That's pretty damn good. Yeah. Well, that's the best I've ever seen. Wow. Oh, so this is pretty cool. Yoel Romero is apparently in talks with

BKFC and he could fight as early as within the next two months. Look at him. Who in the French fry is going to fight him in bare knuckle? Look at him. Who the hell's fighting in bare knuckle? God.

I assume at heavyweight. He says who's going to want to fight him. He did get up to light heavyweight in his actual MMA fights, I think. Yeah, but now he's older, probably not cutting weight. Like he's going to be a freaking. And he's just more jack think. Yeah, but now he's older, probably not cutting weight. Like he's going to be a freaking. And he's just more jacked.

Yeah. Problem. Oh my God. He's just so. He's pretty damn near 50. Such a freak. Remember when Izzy, out of the sudden he was kicking his legs and he's like, how are your

legs? He goes, gets up and just starts dancing. He's like an X-Man. Oh yeah. 47. Dude, he's my age. 47 fucking years old. Okay. Five, 10 still fighting. Still fighting. Is he that short? Yeah. Wow.

He's short. All right. This is where it just gets not that as great, but there's a 17 year old. Oh sorry. Yeah. 17 year old Chinese, Chinese girl who's seven foot three and she's the world's tallest girl. I saw some Twitter, some guy had this headline goes, holy le Oh that Holy shit doing what that happened during like 9-eleven. They did the holy shit and all the other like Asian names

But uh, yeah, she's killing it. She better be killing it She's so big and so slow. For sure fucking dunk it lady. I wonder if she can even though she's that tall. I'll answer that. That's so tough to be a giant. Oh her life is not fun. No and you're also going to live till you're about 50. If she's lucky.

I mean it's fun right now in the basketball court, but when she gets off, that's not a fun world. Although you know, some guys are into that. Tough, tough to be that big. By some guys, I mean like two out of six billion. I don't know. Yeah. Seven, three. That's incredible. It's tough, man. Oh, is she gonna go the WNBA? Oh my God. What am he? Seven, man. Oh, is she going to go to the WNBA? Oh my God. He's seven one. Wait, go back. But it's like, it's fake. Oh, I see. Yeah. That's why. I wonder if she'd go to the WNBA. I don't know. She's seven five. Cause like in the NBA, like a guy just being seven three, ain't going to cut it. Like they'll run circles around you. Like it doesn't help. So it says it's a personal goal to dunk for her.

So she probably can't dunk yet. No, she can't. Working on it. No, she can't. Wow. All right. Seven three, dude. This is a little older, but did you guys see the

Gordon Ramsey accident? His side from a bicycle? He was at the UFC. Oh, how was he walking? He looked fine. Let me see. Aaron Rodgers was there too. Looking good.

Hi, guys. It's Gordon. I'd like to share a very important. Why is his hand shaking? I think that's just a habit. I love cycling and triathlons and Ironman, et cetera. This week, unfortunately, I had a really bad accident. And it really shook me.

And honestly, I'm lucky to be here. Unfortunately I had a really bad accident and it really shook me and honestly I'm lucky to be here. Now from those incredible trauma surgeons, doctors, nurses in the hospital that looked after me this week, they were amazing but honestly you've got to wear a helmet. I don't care how short the journey is, I don't care, you know, the fact that these helmets cost money, but they're crucial. Even with a kid's short journey, they've got to wear a helmet. Now, I'm lucky to be standing here. I'm in pain. It's been a brutal week. And I'm sort of Oh, my god. I cannot tell you the

importance of wearing a helmet. This weekend is massive. It's Father's Day. So that was- So he's holding onto his hand. That looks like Parkinson's, and I hope it's not. But why is he shaking like that? I kind of feel like I saw him do some- Is that habit? No.

No, I saw him do some like a- OK, I'm telling you now though. I do see him do like this. He's holding onto his hand. Yeah, but when you're just talking, and you're going like this chin that ain't a habit Yeah, can I see the comments? Let me just see what that if they're talking about this Now your left hand is shaking a lot and keep going. Hope it's just twitching while you speak in this video and nothing Was he shaking at the UFC bar? I didn't see that. Oh, Brian wasn't close enough

see Brian? I didn't see that. Oh, Brian wasn't close enough. Let's be real. He's good. I was pretty close, man. You're not close to going Ramsey, right? Pretty close. Yeah. Man. Um, I wonder what's going on with his hand. That's the most alarm thing. Not the blues. This uncontrollable shaking of your hand. Yeah. That's not going to be Parkinson's. That was very pronounced. Maybe it's from the accident though, right? Maybe he's.

That's Brendan's point. Like he thinks it's from the accident. I don't think it's from that. I think, oh, you didn't think it was from the accident. No, I think that there's a. Neurological issue. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. He's a very big man. I've met him a couple of times, very big guy and a six, four playing pro soccer. Um, big, big guy. Um, this was 10 years ago and I met him. Yeah. Yeah.

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strangers and bronzing. I thought bronzing was dead. The reason I saw this, I thought was awesome because he looks good for 65. Wow. And I couldn't get her up. She didn't have any core strength. 65 Wow So he's popping up in the news now because of the new remake I forgot was that damn movie that was a remake of what a movie that was in that was really popular Oh wait, was it with Tom Cruise? No. Oh

But that's Well done. The hockey got on the saucy. Yeah, he did. He said he. Wait, go back to his body. That's the strangest looking picture in body. This one right here. Right. This one is weird. Ish. Man, when guys my age start doing some weird shit with their body, it's not a great look.

Yeah, that is a large. That's a, that's HGH IGF one. Oh, when your organs and like abs of that weird, or you have like that blocky build. That's not TR. It looks like a, that's a very strange look to me. He looks like a, that's a very IGF-1. Oh, your organs and like abs are that big. Weird. Or you have like that blocky build. That's not TRD. It looks like a, that's a very strange look to me.

He looks very, uh, prehistoric. He does the picture though. He looks better here. You know, he's got that tummy though. Yeah. There's that. It's the power gut. Yeah.

Cause when you do, uh, HGH, like your organs grow. So you get that power get. So it looks like a belly, but it's muscle. It can't be good on the inside. I don't think so. What movies are you doing? I'll look it up right now. No, he was talking about it because he was in the original movie, but that looks crazy.

If it's that's how that power get happens. Yeah. Not good. happens. Not good. Now he's still doing the damn thing. Huh? Beverly Hills cops. Oh yeah. It's on Netflix right now. Okay. Yeah. It's a lot.

What is pertaining? What does he meaning? He was, he was, he was the gay guy in that. Yeah. He's great. It's great. But he's had, it's hard to get work, you know, it's hard to keep working. It's been a long time since he's great. He's great. But it's hard to get work, you know? It's hard to keep working. It's been a long time since he's worked. It's been a long time since Judge Reinhold worked. A lot of these guys were big stars.

It's not easy. I'll never forget, remember, Brendan, was it Australia or somewhere? Like in England or something like that, one of our guys that was managing the tour, he was like Hanson, that group Hanson, who we don't listen to anymore We don't really see him. He's like they're the ones that make a killing doing these shows. Yes, no crush people come out like crazy

Yeah, it's like new kids on the block or boys demand. Mm-hmm. They still make him Yawning, but I keep yawning. I'm sorry. I'm not even tired. I don't know why I'm yawning. Maybe I'm tired All right. let's just do this last one because I showed Brian when I got here I don't know anything about this woman but she's a princess of Bulgaria and then she didn't come out in the spotlight for a while she had infections in her face yes so sure her nose is really fucked up but that's her but the body is the crazy. One of the craziest parts of that. Yeah. She looks like red skull from, uh, Avengers

type in red skull. I know I'm doing right now. The Avengers. It's gotta be tough. If you're just typing red, there you go. Yep. You're good at that. You're very good. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, it's spot on in it. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. It's spot on in it.

Yeah. It's hard. She had a bunch of them. That's how she used to look when she was younger, like much younger. And then she had operations on her face. When your nose gets old because of the infections. Yeah. They have to cut pieces and they have to do all kinds of stuff.

Sucks. That's what's already happened. We're lady. That's a bummer. Yeah. It's hard. That's not nice, man. It's hard to feel like Poor lady, man. That's a bummer. Yeah.

It's hard to have. That's not nice, man. It's hard to feel like anything's, you know. She's jacked up. You're a woman, you're walking around, it sucks. They're saying her husband stayed with her throughout everything too. Good for him. Good for her.

Dude, I had somebody DM me, they're like, I can't believe nobody's talking about this in, in the UK, in England. I think it's England. In the prisons, the prison guard got caught on video having sex with the inmates. It's like a straight sex home sent to me like, dude, how's this not made to the US yet? And she's not bad looking. She's having sex with these two inmates. Geez.

And then the video came out, she lost her job. It's bad. She's not bad looking either. Really? With the video, it's straight porn. She was just having sex? Yeah. With multiple or just one dude? video, it's straight porn. She was just having sex? Yeah. With multiple or just one dude? Oh, you'll see it.

I mean right here. No, no. Yeah, that's her. What the hell? Yeah. That's a prison guard? Yeah. And she was just having sex with these guys?

Yep. Like why you got to kill the party? She's gorgeous. That's the, the video's on the top right. But that's like, can be it. And so it was, it was really pornographic. It's a porn on him. Really? Yeah.

From sex, dude. She's, she's sucking them off. She's getting hit from behind and his buddy's just, I think his buddy just got done and was the film in it. And he's like smoking. He's like, this is how we do it. And brazen hair. Oh, she's gorgeous.

If I'm not prison, I'm probably not hiring women that look like that to be prison guards. Yeah. Yeah. And why you guys got to arrest her. Also it's bad enough. The boys are, is that, is that it? Yeah, that's it. It's bad enough. She's in, I'll send it to you. Be it's bad enough. It's a fun video. It's bad enough. I had fun with it. Uh, it's bad enough that the boys are in prison, but they even put some dime pieces, their guard. What do you think's gonna happen?

Wow. She's gorgeous. But apparently she was on some dating show in England where it's like they have different partners. The guys probably studs the inmates, right? I mean, I don't know. No, no, they're just regular guys. But they got some game, Yeah, look at him.

How the video get out. Um, I'm sure one of them shared it with their buddies and then just goes viral. Man. Okay. I'm intrigued. I'll send you guys the video. And then I like a guard walks by and she has like pull up her pants and then the inmates like, no no you're good good And she continues to suck them off after that. It's kind of hot. Yeah. Yeah, you have to see for research purposes

I gotta I gotta make sure things are right. Yeah me too. I understand she's not I want to make sure she's not Hot at all or I want to make sure it was safe environment man, leave her alone No, we can't have that, you know, like I'm with you, but you can't have it. You can't fuck the criminals. I mean, criminal shmin, shmin.

Cause then everyone's going to want to commit a crime to fuck her. But I mean, we're just hanging out. What the fuck is the problem? You got to kill, everybody's a killjoy. Yep. She, she got fired. She's 30. She's in her dirty thirties and now she's she got fired. She's 30.

She's in her dirty thirties. Now she's the bad guy. She's very pretty. So was that the show? Yeah, that's the show. She's had some work. Yeah, that was the show. And her husband was like a martial arts instructor.

Is that him? That's him. Okay. Big boy. Yeah. Big fella. He's probably not thrilled about it. Phenogamy is a social construct that I think needs to be dismantled.

Opening up our relationship has allowed us to form a deep connection with each other. You can't have that. But she's just a little bit of a wildcat, Brendan. Oh, now she's just with this other dude. She's a wildcat, bro. Yeah. Not two years later. Guys, the good news is I'll be at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club in San Antonio, Texas.

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