The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub and Callen Talk Surviving Prison | TFATK Ep. 907

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk UFC 290, surviving prison, dating women with a wrap sheet, Nikola Joki?'s incredible talent, Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg, July 4th celebrations, debate the definition of an athlete, current events around the world and much more! House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk for 10% OFF Everything

Yes we did, cause we got it again It's the fight only in the kid This is really the fight only kid Come on baby Now here's the thing Maybe I'm putting jail What's the first thing you do the first day of jail? Then ask me

Wait what's the first thing I do when you're in jail? No no no you're putting jail in jail I told the homies up and say he likes, he likes a rough All good, all good but now you're in jail. First day, what are you doing? Make friends. Make friends? I heard you're supposed to keep to yourself.

Uh huh. I'm waiting for somebody. I'm waiting for someone to approach us, you. It's gonna be tough because I don't look white, sure as hell not black. Yeah. I'd be Latino. That's gonna find out, yeah.

Well, am I? We don't do, we don't do 21s of me. Oh, they'll find out. And then what happens is they find out through the podcast that you're white as shit, you're Italian. They're not white as shit. Now you're in California, you're what's called a wood. A wood.

Yeah. Now you got two choices. You can join the AB, Aryan Brotherhood, or you're a wood, you regular guy, okay? You can't be in the middle. Now the A, the A, B's coming for you and they need an enforcer and they need a guy who's down for the call.

I'm up to use my skill set. And they need you to get, you're gonna have, probably gotta get some kind of a swastik on your ass or something. Oh dude, oh my, you mean on my face, dude. You can't, you're gonna be a giant enforcer and it's all good. I'm gonna hate my life, it's what I have to do

to make the ends meet. Yeah. Gotta do it for the little Debbie cakes in the commentary That's right Not to get my play with all the time. Yeah, now now I'm older Chance I'm probably gonna be left alone. I'm not gonna be AB because they're gonna be like, man, you know But I might get you might be you might be one of those kind of Opportunists where they see and like might as well tell we got today and they're gonna do proper I mean, yeah, they're gonna fill you out. Yeah, it's not possible. They fill you up not possible though. Yeah, fill up Hey, hey, hey get the old man. Let's fill them up and and and and hey, the old man run low Let's all admit I got it. I got an apple bottom and I'm a good looking man

So open your peach out dude first first mom my shaving down a little bit first my shaving down. You're gonna get dealt with before I do Is alright, so here's the thing. Here's the difference in you and me your mouth is terrible though No, it's not my mouth you don't think so no your teeth your teeth look like a fair trap So anybody puts it I know but yours is all scraped You're like old and like just I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, get some salt and put it in my orange juice. And I'm just gonna stir. So when a big old, so when the AB recruits you to put it down, because they're gonna be like, we gotta break your spirit, you're all boy, you're all boy rinks, we need you to get up in his guts.

You're that old wild horse, we gotta break in. Yep, because I'm like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, tough to. And I'm just sitting in my thing and I'm like, please don't, no, and you come at me and I go, please. And I go, just, salt in your eyes and you're like what and then gank gank gank and I jab your throat then that's one then the rest of the calvary's come behind now then they go How the fuck did you do that bro? Let's chop a man. He thinks things through and

Everybody's gonna get poked. I'm gonna do you want better. Ah tape. That's the first thing I do. I'm gonna do you one better. That's the first thing I do. I'm trying. Now that's a good idea. Sorry. I identify as a woman. The rule is, John, give me a wig. I'm trying to put me in the women prison. Now, nobody mess with me. You should all.

You have a lot of sex. You should all you. And then also, someone getting pregnant. A lot of people getting pregnant. Oh yeah. I'm gonna be real stally now. Well yeah, because hunger acts walks in there. Because as soon as they go,

the holders for days, as soon as they go, lights off ladies, I go, oh thank god, I take all of them. And I go, oh my, I'm like, yeah, I saw all the rules. I'm just here to fucking. Anybody want to cuddle? Yeah, I'm like, who else is lonely there? Who wants to cuddle? And then, by the way, I bet you there's some good looking

women in prison. Oh, haven't you ever seen the mug shots like the baddies? Oh yeah, there's some attractive in there. Jim, bring up some baddies in prison for all I haven't you ever seen the mug shots like the baddies Oh, yeah, there's some there's some there's some attractive Jim bring up some baddies in prison just Google attractive inmates Because then what I would do is I would have my daddy. I'd write dad I really need to fill up the commissary card. I get bunch of little debbies I give that to the head security guy, but put me in there with a dime right right And and the problem is he gets in trouble with somebody

that's pregnant. So you need, oh, not man, not men, not men, I just fit in mates. Yeah, that guy got a lot of attention. He made a billionaire. Yep, he did. Yep, and he did have a dime piece of the billionaire. He did have a dime piece.

It left her nice with a billionaire. Is that true? He's like a legit model, but he's a billionaire. Oh, see he that was his girl on the right. Now he bounced to some older like billionaire. Girls love a bad boy. What was he in for? Be, be beautiful.

Damn. Yeah, dude, it's pretty bad. Yeah, but he left his girl who's took by him and now he just says, That's a good looking man Yeah, his mug shot went like viral on all these endorsements. That's now he's just doing that's who he's with now It's fantastic He's just I think they might have broken up though

Since I'm feeling yeah, oh they broke up. I think so why cuz he kept stealing stuff? Yeah, she's very happy. I mean, she's a regular gal. Don't god bless her. But she's not that money, she has no, I mean, she outkicked her coverage there. He's a stud. Is he skinny? Yeah, he's thin.

I wanted to be jacked. No. Okay. But he's, there he is. He's doing well. There he go. He's doing well. Can't trust him, can't trust him, can you, right?

I guess not. What was his? It's like that's rap sheet. It's like having a pet pit bull, right? Mm. Well, that's what's hot though. No, I'm saying they're fun. They're fun to start doing pit bull shit, right?

He comes up hard. He's fun. He's fun. He's just, look at her. She's a sweet little gal. God bless her. Taking care of a man. Oh dude.

Loving him. Loving him. Watching those stories about Jail. He's dangerous. She's forced him to watch 60 days in all the time. Bad boys. This was like, where's the letter? I know you don't want to, but do it anyway.

Oh. Dude, just sit on that motorcycle. I'll buy you one. That's dark No, go back to the ladies forest Jen. Yeah, thanks Jen. Thanks for not. I'm saying Yeah, what was he in for? Do we know Chin? Let's see Just go to it's a my hopefully it's fist fighting

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Yeah, no shit. 13 months of a sentence. That is better though, I just got, like, and then became a boggles. How fucking crazy. I color blue gray. Fuck, bro. I'm an actor, I graze it. I color blue gray. Fuck bro. I'm an actor, I can use those fucking looks.

I would've been on a show like SWAT or something. You think? Get down. Yeah, you know something like that. Did he get into acting too? Probably tried. Oh, he wrote a book called Model Citizen. It wasn't me.

It was. It was. It wasn't me. I live hard. It was. All the same shit wasn't me. I live hard. I live hard. I kids hard too. The kid thing about me is I live hard. I kids hard and I fuck hard.

Are those kids? No, no, no. Are they? I think they are. Let's hear what year this is though. Nothing but white. 2016. Nothing but whites.

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Who knows dude is like you doing some dark arting This girl in this one yeah What's this? Brzea, who makes contacts. What's up? O.S. model out of prison that makes a... Oh, that's our boy Trevor Wallace. Yeah, this is from his pocket. On stiff socks.

Shots of Trevor Wallace. She's in prison? Yeah. Let me see it. This is in prison, bro. But they're asked if you have any guys, weapons, or what do you want? You know, so funny is why she wear the same thing in every TikTok.

She's in prison. Jail. But imagine your buckmate is making TikToks. And you're like, I'm in here from murder. Can we not do this? Yeah, I killed one person. It's about to be two. Stop.

I'm a guard. That's my favorite in men right there. You can eat however you want. Bro, I'm saying it I'm 125 to wife dog. 25 to wife son. She murdered somebody. What did you do? I mean I'm obviously out.

Look up that girl chin not their commentary. Let's see what the hot inmate is. What the fuck? Locked. Locked up. Little baby. Locked up baby. I'm all that starchy food.

They give you in prison too. God the diet's awful. I don't know. I'm all that starchy food they give you in prison too God the diets awful. I know I would imagine although my buddies are prison just a bunch of sloth and Taras buddy and he's been in prison drug forever and he said you can get everything in there everything you want good At the comms area. Yeah, I don't know if you get good for oh my lord boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Yes That's not that she's in there for murder. I said, at all. No, she's probably in there for some drug shit. Oh, what?

Let's see. It's like she's in there for smuggling some mallens. Am I right? No. So, it's too hard, Dom. I'm guessing it might be even. It could be even. You a mallen smuggler?

All right, well. Well, let me see some other prison bads. You gave her three years for being a hawk. Let's see some, yeah, let's see some other prison baddies. Cause I like a, I like a little bit roughness on the face. Could you do it, be like, let's say you met your girl and you didn't know in like two years, I'm sorry, two weeks in a dating, you're at dinner,

she's like, I gotta get this off my chest. 100%. I just got out, I did a 50%. No, hold on. I did a 15 year stamp for what? Listen, I grew up in Georgia and there's just a different time in a hungle black guy. Well, that's really not good. Well, you're the one saying 100%. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But she's like, but I went to prison. I'm completely different. She's really different. I found Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, no, no me my friends. I didn't I didn't buy the rope I'll give you that and I did pick the guy out. I'm afraid I can't you win do it No, she's like I'm completely my my my my my What in the world is going on here prison seen some beautiful girls. Hey here for jail. Hey, all right, right? What do you mean like the redhead with the chin quagmire down there?

Look at the one up there. They're all gorgeous. They're all right. Oh, no, the second one and the top two They're got them to a great. I think they're all painfully hot, but I'm just getting older So any I did all they're older you get like they're all gorgeous to me. You know, I guess I'm not there yet Becky with the bangs. What are we doing bottom right? I'm happy with it. She has a stupid bangs. I like Becky with bangs. I like Becky bangs. Becky bangs?

Yeah. I like them all. But what crime are you okay with? Like, let's it murder. No, it depends. All right, self defense. Yeah, right. Let me give you this one.

No self defense. No, no, no, the dirt bad people. I will agree. So, if you, let me give you one. Let me give you one. Two weeks in, your girl's like, this is getting pretty serious. I get this off my chest.

Yeah. I was babysitting three kids, and there was a hot summer day in Calabastas. And I, no, listen, listen, hold on, hold on. She goes, and don't hurt the kids. No, hold on, hold on. All right.

And, you know, I thought the windows were down, and I had to take a shit. Like, I was about to shit my pants., you know, I thought the windows were down and I take a shit, like I was about to shit my pants. I rushed in, I was in there way longer, I come out, kids are dead, and they gave me 15 years, man, and I regret it every day in my life, and I want kids now. Wow, I have a kid's die for God's sake. For hot, it's just from heatstroke, and I had no idea, I was in there so long. Okay, well then she's-

I lost time, shit my brain's out. She's just dumb. Can we deal with dumb? Yeah, I can deal with dumb. So you're still okay with it. It's a tragedy that, you know. But more. She's like, here's the kicker, I want three kills. Okay, let me ask you this question.

Here's a better one. Here's a better one. This is so dark. The first one, the first one's hard to deal with. I heard a black guy. Yeah, well, yeah, you know, that was, I didn't know we were going to a cook-cuck's plan here. So I'm definitely not a background.

No, no, no. We'll talk about background or racist background. Well, no, she was. definitely not a background. No, no, no. We'll talk about background or racist background. No, she was. She used to be. No, no, no, I can't do it. Now, if I'm having sex and she tells me while we're having sex, I don't know, here. That's the finish and then we'll talk about it.

Yeah, she could confess to her. After I've finished, it's like, we're breaking up. Now, she could be like, I'm the Golden State Killer. I'd do wait, hold on. I thought this dirty talk, when we got done, I'm sorry, I was in the middle of just going to pound town. I'm kind of go over what you said. You're the golden state killer. You said, yeah, gotta wait with her a long time. There was a girl I dated that I want to see what your reaction would be.

I dated her, and she was really cool. And I knew I wasn't probably gonna, it wasn't serious, but I liked her and she was great. And we got to talking about turning tricks and how some girls and she said, I used to do that. And she did like that. Like get over on John's. No, she's. That's how we talk on the street.

I'm so sorry. She was a prostitute. She was a hooker. So she goes, I used to do that. I said, for how long she goes like three years? But what's that like on the street? Like walking down. No, no, no, no. Figure out and down town. Okay, that's high class. That's good. The way she said how long she goes like three years? But what's that like on the street? Like walking down, figure out, and down to agency.

And I said, okay, that's high class. And she said, and she goes, and I go, what was that like? She goes, just sex, I can separate it, but you know, made money. And that's the way she said it. The way she said it, she was so honest. I had zero judgment.

I would never have, it wouldn't have gotten away. I don't care. It wouldn't have gotten away. You heard Jellie Roll talk about his girl? He said it on road, and he's like, listen, she was a high a high escort model. Like a high escort. You know, a high price escort.

High price escort. And they asked like, he's the most famous people that tried Gophry, he's like, M&M, like all these big names. But Jellie was like, when I met her, that's what she was doing. And he was like, I was okay with it. And she would make sure I got my daughter like paid for the legal custody battle all that.

She said, so I know she was down, she's still doing that shit. I get it. It doesn't mean she's a bad person. Do you know how many, do you know how many high class prostitutes end up marrying one of their customers? One of the Johns. And stay married forever.

We call this suckas. Stay, no, that has to do with the same- You have some. They're women who are smart, who go, I've got this crazy body, I can separate sex from emotion. I'm gonna make a lot of money, but I'm quietly hunting for a billionaire who's gonna get addicted to me. Boom.

Well, it's the same thing like those Instagram thoughts when they finally get with like a Zion William, Williamson or it's like a big name. They get pregnant. Yeah, I get it. That's right. Especially maybe there's a bond. But also people are like, oh, what a whore.

She's been doing this with a ton of guys. Just so happens she got pregnant. She's like, he's actually good dude. He's like, I maybe there's a bond like but also people like what a horse. You did on purpose Horse. He's been doing this with a ton of guys just so happens. She got pregnant She's like he's actually good dude too Fuck you. He's not a bad guy to get in it It's it's not surprising that a girl that would get attached to Zion Williamson or somebody else even like the smartest guy in the world, but he's probably pretty cool Probably cool. I'm sure he's I'm sure he's not worse than I am in bed. Probably not worse than I am in bed.

No. And then also for those girls grinding out there and just sucking every dick left and right, it's probably a relief. It'd be like me selling my whiskey. I don't have to do 10,000 bucks. I don't have sucked. 10,000. Let's see on us. We are horrors. My acting teacher used to say this girl was playing a hooker and he goes, boy, you got a real judgment on hookers and she goes yeah, I guess and he goes You ever do a job it looks at the whole class anybody ever do a job just for money Everyone you're all horse. Well on world-star hip hop. They always post like the hookers off figure out Yeah, LA and like goddamn we need to figure out, bro. I mean, seriously?

Tens. No. Tens. Stop it. I mean, I would get robbed if I went down there, but tens, you gotta know the lay of the land. But you don't wanna go down when you're nice cars. But you could make a deal.

Well, let me see. Really? On the hero. Oh, dude, 10. Go to World Star, go to World Star. No, go to Hookers on Figaro LA occurs on figure. Oh, I mean just tends to Mean our speed be I think it's figure it'll do a there goes

This is top one I would go to images sure all right, let's go to images. I Wonder if it's gonna No, then you know that you can get some seeing it. No, that's not that one. You're gonna get some weird ones. No, I'm not talking about the trolls chin rot up. Go back, because even when they look terrible, listen, you're gonna get some warlocked on the street. I don't know if I've got rickets.

Yep, no, don't go to image, go back. This one? Yeah, let's see what that does. Hey guys, I'm Philah. I'm a documentary maker of social issues. Well, now I'm starting to see what you mean. Yeah, I'm telling you like world star post somebody like what is happening? A lot of gang activity down there a lot of rough characters. Okay, okay, those like jelly rolls. You're all right That's your girl. I know That one needs to eat.

Okay, this isn't help my case there. Well, in the rain, work in the brain. That's a tough job right there. That's why I'm giving a problem with that. What in the world? How she not giving a pick up. Hold, please. That's what I'm saying, B.

What in the world? Yeah, that's a tough job. That's a tough fucking job, though. You're working. You're working. You have to be careful, though, because they have to take their pimps, the car and all that. And sometimes it's a guy. Well, we'll navigate those waters. We have a friend, remember, who's like some girl came to to us and he goes, her hands were real big, feet and hands. It's like I might have been, all right, okay. I mean, the hood, so it depends on how you want it. It's a disaster.

That's kind of, that's your daughter, like, God did it. Well, that's your life there, like, that's not. That's just saying it out. I didn't know where that that that's outside downtown. Did you live downtown, Jamie? No, I've never passed by this. New York City used to have this in the 90s, 80s and 90s. Yeah, and then they got rid of it, right?

I thought they made where I used to do it in New York. I thought they made it legal in New York. Yeah, well, on the street on the west side highway, there was an area where it was a thing. You would go there to look at them. Like even tourists and they were I get it hot in lingerie. Some of them were ridiculous. Chin bring up wear prostitution. It's legal. I'm pretty sure in New York's legal obviously Reno, Nevada's legal. That's why the bunny ranch was there. I don't know like it's not legal everywhere. I know it's dark arts and human passion. I have to say illegal throughout California. Oh, yeah, California for sure. But it's legal.

How do I know? Is the only US jurisdiction? Yeah, can go back up for a sec. Let me just see what it's classified as. Axe of prostitution. Yeah. Thousand dollars first fence, add to the bill. Well, I would tell him that I'll give you a grand

and if I get caught, another grand, so the risk. That's $1,000 I'm paying it anyway. Yeah. And possibly six months in County jail, which I've never had. Yeah. He immersed, so you can see the face and LA and they get slapped on the wrist. Well, yeah. So just Nevada.

Only Nevada. That's a bummer. Interesting. My buddy did a documentary on the bunny ranch and he said what's the one? What's a one thing every prostitute in their? Said there's one thing all of them said all every so so when you interviewed them It's the one through line that all of them said about prostitution about what they were doing. It makes them sad. Nope Keep going. They have drug problems.

Nope. They have shitty dads. Nope. They have no dad. Nope. It was the one thing that all of them said, so they're prostitutes. I'm a prostitute, but I can separate the, like the, no. Every single woman said that they all do anal. They all do anal all do anal only temporary. Oh yeah every

stripper is the same thing. I'm all I do is for a little while and I actually know six years goes by like shit. Well you get forced out. That's the bottle service girls too like all of them. It's just temporary but they're making so such good money. Yeah. It's just tough. Yeah. Well they're all hate leather face. Yeah. Gigs up. We got to bring the young crowd. Shripping is that way. That's what I'm saying. It's a point where you just no longer can do it. That's what anything though. I mean besides the nine to five like sports. You only got you a short shelf life. I was thinking about that. I was just stripping to running back in the NFL in that way. Oh, right. You in the top run-in-backs like

I'm gonna film that one day. Oh, right? You in the top run-in-backs, like, Sequan Barkley, like the runner-backs, not like a very, I mean, 30, right? You get to do it. Well, 30, you become Scruz MacDuck, but they're saying like the top run-in-backs, like Sequan Barkley is one of the best runner-backs in the league.

But to be just straight running back, the leagues, like, we can get anybody to do it because the passing league now. So Sequan's like, I'm a big deal. I can catch and do it all. You guys use me, pay me, like I'm one of the top guys. And New York's, they're holding out like, let's just get somebody else to do because you probably got another two years. How much you get beat up, you know? Like the runback position, they just don't value it like they used to. Yeah. And like run back. Super stars aren't the running backs. We used to hear

about, you know, everybody from Cadillac, You got to be different though. You got to be super old school, right? But you got it. It's different now like the like tomorrow for the saints, McCaffrey for the Niners. You have all those Eccler for the Chargers. They got to be able to catch and like they got to be able to catch them. So wow. Like McAfry touches. It's just because of the game. McAfry touches all so many times. How does the game change like that? Passing people what passing? Why?

Because they're more entertaining? Oh, is that what it is? Way more entertaining. So then they actually skew the game to viewership? I think it just happened naturally too. More kids. I want to court that. Like look at the NBA, like Steph Curry changed the NBA

because everyone's the shoot now. Like before, it used to be a big man league. Yeah, don't get involved. Now there's no big, I mean joke is the biggest guy I want to look at the NBA like Steph Curry changed the NBA because everyone's the shoot now like before It used to be a big man league. Yeah, don't get all I mean joke is the biggest guy dominating Yeah, other than that. It's all shooters like Steph Curry change the game Passing my home's change the game Aaron Rogers they changed the joke is joke. It's just on real nobody can touch Somebody's talking about how Serbia has I think seven million people and the two best athletes in the world in some ways I think 7 million people and the two best athletes in the world in some ways. Well, joke of itch. That's a ridiculous tennis player.

And how good is that guy going? Jokeish? He's like Larry Burr or something, right? Better than Larry Burr. Yeah, I mean, the best. The best. Yeah, the best. Not faster, not just too much.

He's not explosive, not fast. He's just like if smart shit. You know, LeBrona explodes and then chill. He just keeps it no matter how the game's going He's at a seven all the time doesn't get tired prefers to pass and school I want to tell me it doesn't matter if you wear scores three points or 30 points as long as his team as long as he wins As long as he wins I think you'd rather have well, it's really joke it

He'd rather have more system points, so I'll take care of everybody like Murray's a good player He ain't shit without Joe Kitch. He's just another guy in the league. Joe Kitch makes him so much better. And did Joe have to focus on Joe Kitch? He kind of like blossomed this year. No, he won MVP last year. He didn't win MVP last year.

He won MVP the past two years. This year, Dave DeJolan beat, which is hilarious. He grew up chubby, you know? He's the ballerman. I saw it. But he got drafted on the second round. Not explosive, not athletic, not fast. His fundamentals are ridiculous.

And then his IQ second to none. Seven, seven feet. Who's muscles over there? That's gone. Look at this size of... Joker bitch is six. That's right Howard. He ain't shit.

Joker bitch is six too. Look at Dwight Howard. No, Joker bitch is in six too. Joker's a six-eleven. No, I'm saying right Howard, he ain't shit. Can bring Joke six too. Look at Dwight Howard though. No, Joke is just in six two. Joke is just six eleven. No, I'm saying. Yeah, Joke is right there. That's the best time for me. Oh yeah.

Look at the size of those fucking guys. Joke is actually isn't number one anymore. Yeah, that's true. Wow. Yeah, but Joke is interesting because again, if you're a young kid growing up, like he doesn't jump the highest, doesn't sprint the fastest, he's just fundamentals.

So then how do you, it's IQ, it's IQ. How do you, so when you talk about athlete, he's a good athlete, he's a great athlete, right? He's a once in a generational talent as far as basketball goes. But he's an athlete. It's not the best athlete. Okay, but how do you find athlete though? He's, he,'s he does it. He doesn't like basketball, but he doesn't

jump the highs. But so does Tom Brady. Tom Brady's worth. So we're a athlete on the field. No, so how do you just play that game? He's the best bet. No, we ingress you the freak. He's the fastest. He's a freak. A freak. Fucking freak. At 17, he's playing with grown men, scoring a million goals. He's a freak. That's a bad example, but Joe Kitsch again, he's the best at basketball. He understands basketball better than anybody else. On the court he knows exactly what people are going to do. He's like, I don't think Floyd Mayweather

was the best athlete. Right. Boxing he knows exactly what punch he's going to throw at his. See, it's like IQ in there. Game IQ is part of being an athlete. But it's different. Like, is Dwight Howard a better athlete than Jokage? Yeah, but he's not as tough, not as durable,

doesn't know the game as well, doesn't know the tenacity. Could you put a good team player? Could you apply the same thing to fighting? Uh, meaning like athletes? Yeah, I mean, like the other certain guys who are good at fighting, you know, anything else they can't do it.

Like GSP or something? No, not a great athlete. What I thought was, I was always told Wayne Gretzky was the slowest skater. Fuck, no. And then I saw him do a foot race when he was older against, like, could Wayne Gretzky and a foot race?

And I was like, wait a minute, this doesn't make sense. On ice, he's a freak. Crushing all of it. It's like David on the Houston Oilers, I'm not a Houston Oilers, the Edmonds and Oilers. And Wases, holdonds and oilers Hold on one wing rescue a hundred meters print. So he's racing Pure and Borg. He's racing hold on who are the athletes?

Pele Pele look at look at Wayne Star Chasam look at that. I don't think when grits. He's known for being so be like he was so fast I'm apparently not because I'm on ice. He's afraid of it Those guys sucked at running, but yeah. Take a break. I want to talk about supplements and the best supplements on planet. Let me guess, I want to talk about.

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It's alright. I figured it'd be them. Yeah, I'm so sprinting. You put a skate on it. You know, if you never sprint at all. Not really. I hate when people say that. Yeah, I'm so screwed. You put a stake on them. I'm so screwed. You know, if you never sprint at all. Not really. I hate when people say that. No, it's true.

No, it's not. I hate when people say that. No, it's true. No, it's not. If you don't sprint, if you're just a boxer and you're never sprint, even if you could be faster, but from the day you're born, you know, how do you do? No, you're either fast, but you're either fast. Yeah, there's a lot of sense you can't do.

You get with any trainer in the world. That's right. It doesn't matter. You don't get faster, you're either fast. You have explosive muscle runs. But if you've been sprinting and you have the same talent, It doesn't matter. You don't get faster. You're either fast, you have explosive muscle runs. But if you've been sprinting and you have the same talent, you know, sometimes you're gonna be faster.

If you like, if you just run a race and the guy never sprints, if you have the same talent, I think that, you know, you're gonna get, your body's kind of used to it. You're gonna be more explosive, takes a guy a second, but there's not really, if you're an athlete, you've been running your entire life. Your entire hate wouldn't be like,

there's this kid in my son's team, and he's so slow, he's awful. He's not like, what are we doing? It's never really fast. The coach went to dad's like, you know, I get a sprint coach, if he works on this kicking, be really fast, I don't know he can't.

No. Dad's like, no, he doesn't have it. You teach him all mechanics. Anybody you see in the pros and outs, none of them, we have to be taught how to run fast. That's right. We all know how to run. Well, the guy naturally works for Daniel to run. On the sports team he looked at that, he goes, there's never been a case where a kid was slow.

I can sock her a football and they worked with a coach and became fast. You know, having to be more of a physician. Yeah, and you're running. You can get, look, there's a lot of technique to sprinting. So if you want to be a sprinter and track, you better work with a coach, because if you have just talent, and the other guy has talent,

he's gonna beat you all in fast with that level. But I mean, but you're not gonna be, unless you have it, no matter what you do, you'll never run in 100 meter sprints in Olympics. No, no, it's never happened. Just not out of habit. It's like some people have rhythm. Some people don't, there's nothing we can do. So, habit. It's like some people have rhythm. Some people don't.

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Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, I have rhythm. Yeah, yeah, you have C290. We haven't talked about it. This is gonna be all I've talked about on the shop show. All right. No, I'm down. I'd love your opinion because we had Dom Cruise on one on one today. What a great Dom Cruise. Yeah, he breaks it down. He's such a fucking brilliant dude. He's the best. And did he have you here? Which fight? Well, bring up the card because you want to talk, yeah, you're just the main card. There's five great fights. I'll never ever Betting against Volkanovsky again, even if he has a broken leg because he's

Such a champion. He's just different. He's different now now at a hundred and forty five pounds if there's anybody that has a chance to beat Greatness, which is Volkanovsky. It's your Rodriguez My thing is like if you watch Volkanovsky when he gets Mark Chev, even though he lost that fight, I went, oh, 145 is screwed. I mean, you just like, on the... Yeah, you're 155 could be screwed.

I mean, yeah, yeah, but 145, good luck, everybody. I don't care who you are. Now, Yair is the best featherweight on the planet, not named Volkanovsky, but Volkanovsky's there. That's what happens. It's like Gus Fin John Jones. Gus Fin was the best featherweight on the planet, not named Volkhenovsky, but Volkhenovsky's there, that's what happens. It's like Gus Vincenjone's. Gus Vincenjone was the best two of Fiverr walking this fucking planet. Yeah, not named Jon Jov. I will say Volkhenovsky, I mean, Yaier Rodriguez is a buzzsaw and I think his style is very

hard to prepare for. I feel like his style, how do you get guys' beat him though, and there's a blueprint to beat him. Which is, take him down, wear him out, first two rounds, turn fourth, go to work. You drain his energy, so he's not explosive. So Dom broke it down, great. He goes, what's interesting is,

what, what, Vokonasi had to do against Makachev, because what's Makachev do? He pressures you, gets you against cage, takes you down, hold you down, pounce you down, this controlling guard. pound you down, it's controlling guard. And what Alexander Volkanovsky want to do is defend the take down, get back to the middle of the octagon and beat him up, kick him, create distance.

Well, yeah, he has to do the exact same thing. That will avoid the take down, don't get taken down, keeping the middle octagon, try and get that knockout. Volkanovsky has to do exactly what Mochchev did against him. Lie pressure, give me a skate show. It's all going to depend who puts together a better game plan, who can defend the takedown. And then because if the ball on the octagon,

yeah, you're wins that exchange because of the distance. Yeah, striking is better than Volcanoeski's. But you're saying that though, Volcanoeski's striking is so otherworldly like he can. Yeah, there's just so good. Yeah, there's no It's just oh Volcanos is not doing it wrong world class. Yeah, but that's that's When I say bet I mean it's the I read read read read is only chance to more to deal with the care But it's his only chance to win. He's not gonna outgrap them. He's not gonna submit them down there. Yeah, Volcanos is too good in the guard

Yeah, so he has to be able to control it in the middle of the octane and hope he can land something. There's only chance to win. I don't think he wins. I think Vokinovsie beats the shit up. If there's any 45 pounder that's gonna win it, he's the only guy, but I just... There's the reason why Vokinovsie the minus 4.5. After the mockage I was like,

I'm never betting against Vokinovsie. And then, you know, I said this on the shop show, but the entire main card, it should be UFC 290 mismatches. Really? Bonainko's like a minus 7,000 now. He's fighting that Val Woodburn. So his original opponent, Bonainko's dropped out of yet, hurt this week. Who was it?

Trashongor. Ever heard of him? Doesn't matter. So with Val Woodburn, he was supposed to be on Dan White Contestant. He's 7-0 comes off the local circuit. They go, hey, we know you're going to do Dan White Contenders Day. I'm not a jack, huh? Sure, it doesn't matter.

They're going to say, instead of Dan White Contenders Day, here's Bo Neckle. Here's your chance in the UFC. You might be probably not going to win this one, but we promise you whatever two or three fights after this. That's all right. Bo Neckles and mop the floor with them. But so Bo Neckles and Grana is going to grab him in a wrestling? It doesn't matter to do what everyone wants.

What? But then Jalen Turner Dan Hooker, tough fight for Hooker, Jalen Turner's a motherfucker. Dan Hooker needs this one though. Then Robert Whitaker, do policeies. Whitaker's the best middleweight of all time, not named, Izzy. Team out this, Whitaker hasn't lost a fight since 2014 to anybody, but two fights to Izzy.

He's beat everybody else since 2014. I would argue he lost to I mean, I would argue he lost that fight to Yo Ramero, but yeah, no, I didn't want it. No. Yeah, he still wanted but it doesn't matter. Still they wanted I didn't realize he's only lost his he's fucking I did not realize last guy to be in before that was a wonder boy at Well, I did not realize that to him 14 dude. That's so. To him 14, dude. That's so unbeatable. That's how good he is. That's so unbeatable. He's beatable. Everybody else.

That's unbelievable. That's fucking crazy that he did. And then, some wars, by the way. He's starched a lot of guys. Like, he's getting better. That's what's scary about him. So he's getting better, you'd say. And then, do police say, it's like,

hasn't fought the same guys. There's a reason why they're doing it. Like, it's a win-win for the UFC and down point of this out. He goes, it's a win-win for the UFC in down point of this out. He goes, it's a win-win because Robert Whitaker wins. Like Robert Whitaker is, he sells the highest live gait of all times. That makes sense for the UFC. If DuPleasee's wins, yet two Africans fighting, there's a narrative there.

We can sell that. I can't think of a worse matchup for DuPleasee's. There's the worst match. He doesn't beat anybody and then Robert Whitaker just stylistically. It's a worst match. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was,

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Oh, I've never heard of him. A lot of time ago. Doesn't matter, still knocked him out. That's how bad that motherfucker is. Damn. And then also, you know this be he's beat Rammerano twice He beat him in 2017 they beat him on the ultimate fighter beat him twice, dude Mm-hmm, and that crazy. He's two and oh against Rammerano. Damn

Damn Robbie Lawler still fighting this is his last fight. It is yep That's his swans on this is last one at 170 or 85. 170? That's gonna be hard for him to get down to 170. No, he's been fighting at 70. Think is a tick. No, he's been fighting at 70, be professional. It says last fight. This is retirement. Somebody said they saw him and he was, was it you? It was hanging out and they were like, they were like, how much do you weigh? Not me.

I've been on car to the body. He's about 220. I bought cars, Rob. He's not big dude. Jack Dell, Jack Dell is a savage. Have you been, I've been watching him with a little tough, just a little tough. Would you say?

I've been catching up with him. I'm so tough. Carls are awful on there. I'm a huge counter fan, but man. Yeah.'m so do you know? Conor it's awful on there. I'm a huge Conor fan, but man, they're O and six. Yeah. And maybe it's the editing. He's never around. Yeah, I know.

And when he is around, he's just pushing his product. I'm like, man, if they thought this was gonna help Conor out and get you to shoot, it's gone bad. Yeah, that's like he's coming. He just came from a meeting and he's staying there. But the head one, the cash from the ultimate fighter on, he was like, he was maybe their edit, so Connor's not there. He's never there in the morning practice. We've had every night practice.

Not bad. He's not at weigh-ins, which is weird. The problem is he's 0 and 6, but the other issue is the four-man of the show. That's where rookies is. Terrible. And the rookies all been getting crushed. It's where Rookie's is, and the Rookie's all been getting crushed. It's the nine competitive. It's 0 and 6.

Bad idea, huh? I said that from the jump. As soon as I'm like, what are they doing those poor kids? You know, in Convent, whenever he's on, he's like promoting fast or whiskey, like, oh, this is just a commercial form.

Yeah, it's a commercial. And then Chandler cares, and he also has the talent. So Chandler looks great. You know what I love love Con I'm just like Con is training. Yeah, he's training. Yeah, yeah You know, he's not fighting this year. He's not who knows of that fight happen Listen your boy Elon Musk is training dude

Yeah, you don't think it's gonna happen. I still don't think fight happens. You get chance It does I mean I don't I don't know It's gonna be interesting because March in the other thing might happen. So good chance it does. I mean, I don't know. It's gonna be interesting. Because Mark's in the loves, it makes it interesting. Mark Zuckerberg is launching that new competition to Twitter. I just got an email today from,

I forget what it's called. What's it called, Chin? I'll look it up. Thanks, that'd be great. He has that, is it not methamethasther? He has a new thing? Yeah. Oh, right, he's got a Twitter thread.

Threads, they say I got an email today from the heads of threads to get early access to it. So we'll see how that goes. But it's gonna compete with Twitter. What are the parameters? Are you... Do you have to give a woke card to your... No, no, I don't think so. Who knows? But it's their way to take on Twitter

whoever has issues with Twitter. So that makes this fight even more compelling because he's launching that. Pretty impressive. And I guess he has billions of dollars. I mean, this guy's the limit. Just more, more apps. A lot of people are gonna go over there though.

You think so? Out of the left is, they hate Twitter. Even though they want freedom of speech, then they get mad when it's freedom of speech. Yeah, Tim Poole was talking about, I think he was him talking about how they're gonna be. I liked him. As we get more and more divided,

there's gonna be a parallel, parallel banks, parallel social media platform. I like the left, the right. Parallel economy. Like two lanes. Yeah, parallel economy media platform like the left or right parallel economy like two lanes yeah parallel economy enjoy that laugh people make more money over here I do more money over here that's how to so I will be talking to each other that's not good I don't think so that's not good right now they're not talking to each other right now people just I was at a I was at a fucking dinner party and all I did was bring up the fact that my kid was being taught from the anti-racist handbook and that I had read all the critical race theorists

or a lot of them and I had an argument, I didn't want my 11 year old, having to deal with that and being told that he was. At 11, a dominant patriarchal, oppressive box, he occupied that box when he's 11.'s got a so he should have killed that 11 Yeah, and I had a and then they chose the wrong person because I've done my homework Who who who's are you know and I went to the teacher and I said oh no I know that I think you're saying you're at dinner Well, I was at this dinner party and the couple I found out were very liberal and they left

I found out were very liberal and they left Because she didn't even say bye. She just left and that's liberal's not so far and goes Cath I I leave you alone and you ended driving people like I didn't say I don't have a conversation I was literally having a conversation and I was open to any kind of talk I thought it was an interesting thing because they were bringing up something But that's part of the problem like we can discuss it and engage with me well that's live like off that's the left yeah like they were wow it made actually made me feel really bad you should it all that's all they have they have no they have no back but man so when you you give them fashion like what are you talking

about what are you talking about they can't they can't they can't and then I got I was talking about how I went and did that swap training where you get tays and you're you're learning how to shoot active shooter stuff, you know. And they were offended by it. And I was like, I was just telling you that you did it. I was good at dealing with them. I got invited by good friends and then they had their friends there. And most of the people were great, but this couple were just different. Thank God.

Wow. It was a thing. Good riddance. It was a thing. They left. How's their leave-and-see? Good rid ridden's Pussies, no, they were my age. They weren't young now imagine that's your mom and dad Wow Hey, dad, why did you leave dinner? I just I couldn't argue with him. It's too masculine and I should have picked up on it The guy said I can't do this right now, you know something and I was like what I didn't I Missed a double down. What do you mean? What can't you do have a discussion?

Yeah, I wasn't saying anything crazy Well, I'm also open minded mad if you have better ideas, I'd love to hear it because maybe you can change my mind. That's what's fun. I want to hear it like me too. I'm not going to die in the hill on this. You go affirmative action. Change my mind.

Affirmative action. Change my mind. There's nothing more racist than affirmative action and they're called cis to. It's a great discussion. It's not even a discussion. There couldn't be more racism involved than that decision. So let me get this straight. You want to make it so easy for African Americans to get into school

that they're taking the lower 30% of African Americans and then the Asians and whites who are at the top 10% are getting in, but the lower thirds of the African Americans are. So what you're saying to me, it sounds like, is you don't think African-Americans can study and learn and get better grades than these other races. How that is at races and any facet is fucking, there can be any more races that you don't think they get the shit to go. The guy said, this Asian guy said,

the average Asian student has to get 273 points higher on test scores to get in then an African-American. And what we have to remember about this is Katenshi Jackson Brown wrote about African-Americans and their lived experience and she was using hypothetical situations where she doesn't realize that Asian-Americans who've suffered no shortage,

no shortage of oppression. They are the ones who were being excluded shortage, no shortage of oppression, they are the ones who were being excluded and it was like, well, your color of your skin, and that is a violation of the civil rights act. That is an enemy fascist. The affirmative action was always a very tentative thing for art, it was always essentially illegal, but they're like, with great discretion,

use race has one factor of many. And I get it. But what the Asians do. What Asians did is they went Harvard's the best school UCLA, John Hopkins. We got to study more than anybody, make it a focus with our children in order for them to be competitive against everybody else. And then bitches took over.

That's how this goes. What were there actually, they're actually lumping Asians in with white people, which is really common. Of course. But, but, but, but, but, but, but then what happens if you're okay with this? Try to say Asian, we're talking Chinese, Korean, and Japanese, but go on.

Yeah, yeah, it all falls on the same marker. But then also, if you do, if you're okay with this, well, let's take it over to a firm of action across the board. Let's go to sports. Man, I'll watch basketball. there's a lot of black guys. That's not fair man, we need some Jews in there,

we need some white guys. You're like, but the whites and Jews can't shoot. I know, but they need the same opportunity. There's too many black people on the court. You're gonna pay for that product, a watered down product, because you wanted to represent more of your world. Your perspective?

Your perspective was looking at Harvard and they communicate the emails. They were so, like, it's just like, dude, be more blatant. However, the conversation is more racist. However, the one thing that the dissenters on the Supreme Court are saying is, how about legacy? I think 40% or 30% of their, 40% of their admissions are legacy. That's a problem. So, so there's another, it's like $50 billion in downwind and apparently because those parents will give money, they can't. Those kids get in there and it's fucked up too.

But that's not for a vaccine. Yeah. That's not, those could be any color. you cannot pick a student to get in the school based off their rates. You can't do it. You can't, you shouldn't even look at their name. You should just like their scores, GPA, he's in, he's not. Who gives a fuck what color there? That is the market value.

So when you go to the doctor and let's say your wife's gonna have surgery and a fur of action got this, he got his doctorate, but he's in the lower 30% towel. Do you give a fuck what color he is? You want the best there is to save your job. Well, this is my joke, I always say, you're gonna operate on my spine.

I want the best. I don't care if the guy's a cannibal. I want the best. He needs people sometimes, fuck it, you know? You don't care. I just want the best. I'm colorblind. And that's why sports is great.

There's no fur of action. Who the best of the best? Well'm colorblind. And that's why sports is great. There's no firmament. I love it. The best of the best. Whether they're all black, all Asian, all Jewish, the best of the best, it's that's the best of the best of them. You'll hear liberals talk about someone's lived experience. And it's just like, it's the most constant thing. Shit.

You gotta remember, the one thing I hate about, I'm white people are, I mean, white people are annoying because like white people are, I mean, white people are annoying because, like white people will talk about the lived experience of somebody. And what they're really saying is, what my objection with white liberals, especially academic liberals is,

we have to get white people to change before brown and black people can have a chance. It's so condescending. It's so fucking condescending. And it's usually because they don't really have a lot of around. But like Clarence Thomas, who's high up, he goes, I hate a firm reaction because he went to Columbia or whatever. He goes, now if I see something they have a degree from Columbia with a firm

of action, I go, oh, they were giving that. Like they didn't earn it. So he goes, it takes away from the hard work that it took for me to get in those schools. He was, now you see a black person, whoever it is, that got a degree from Harvard, with a firm of action, like, oh, that's not a real degree. Like, we know, like, it's not good.

But they broke it down this way. It's like, but also don't forget me, with a firm of action, do not forget. It's just a numbers game. Nobody talks about this group. There are more poor white people with less education, less resources than any other race in America. You have you ever heard somebody stick up for them?

Ever do. It's not good. There's poor, there's weight, it's just a numbers. That's what it is. How about Mexicans? There's more poor Mexicans than our poor blacks. Do you hear any of them complain about affirmative action? Any you ever hear anybody sticking up form raising money form any of this shit? No, they go to work Well, I think I think a lot of black people go to work of course to and I think I'm not saying they don't a lot of black people have a problem with

I think I'm not saying they don't a lot of black people have a problem with affirmative action In fact if you do polls you'll see a great deal of African-American voters you know condescending it is big problem to say you guys can't you guys aren't smart like other people So we got a dumb it down for you Black brown says it's these little lights. Yeah, we put it's so it's like you talk about it's with most of them are like your daddy's paid for your school When you're younger, what do you fucking guys tell you guys have no perspective? Yeah, that's why nobody listens to them Well, the news is there to tell you how things should be not how things are Every time I've I can hear that I've watched the news. I'm like I don't watch the world you guys living in where were you live? I don't know who so watch as the news

I'm like, I don't want to. What world are you guys living in? Where are you living? I don't know who's to watch as the news. It's insane. Well, that's one of the reasons. And why would you? It's all this sad stories and all the shit. Tell me the world's on fire and I'm just living my life.

You see they found cocaine at the White House? Sure. And I can bet on who's it was. Uh, Alex, I'll take Hunter Biden for 5,000 please. And I'm just gonna say this. I know he's a complete fuck up. It's part of the brief evacuation. And I've said this before, he looks fun.

And dude, he's a moron. He looks like a good time Charlie. Dude, he's like, I left my computer. You imagine if that's your boy, like if that's your buddy. His dad is the leader of the free world. This dude is filming, going in a 9-11 turbo Porsche high up math with hookers. He's a good time, dude.

All right, listen, don't want him running my country. Don't want him negotiating policies for me with Ukraine. But as far as a Friday night, who up, him or Derrastralbeck, it's a good fucking time, dude. I don't want him babysitting my kids. I'm not saying that. One night in New York, you give me one person

with unlimited money, 100 buy. Hunter Biden, big. It's a good time, dude. And we get away with everything? No, we don't have to worry about it. We get pulled over, whatever, dude. My dad. Yeah. Name somebody else, you'd rather have a wild night with Vegas, dude?

He'd be some fun. And buy the bunny ranch. Also, he's Hunter Biden. You know, he sells his paintings for like half a year. Sure. Why not? I know. Bring up some of Hunter Biden's paintings. They're so bad.

Bring them up because they sell for a lot. Because rich people are like, No, they say they sell for a lot, but obviously it's his friends buying it. Of course it's just make it seem like it's selling for a lot. Let's see. Let's see what we think, honestly. All right.

Go back up. These are on sale. Those are our prints. Yeah, I'm right there. Let me see that one. Four dollars. It's not bad. Oh, see that one.

It's pretty good. I like that blue bird. And here's things. Here's what else makes it more valuable. Pride did that on Matthew Futs. Again, more impressive. I agree. Look at him.

He's in Venice, I think. I don't think so. No? No, he's definitely not in Venice, Brad. He'd go right there. It's not bad. 225,000. That's bad.

Can I paint that right now? That's sure. I don't know. That's pretty good, dude. I could do that. Hunter's kind of talented. I want one of his paintings. Again, goes back.

He seems like you get time, dude. He seems like you get time, dude. Dude, little painting, some horrors, little cocaine. Yeah. Getting the 9-11, we follow in any issues. Call my daddy, chopper us out. Yeah, not a bad looking man. How tall is he?

I think Joe is about six, too. Biden just pretty tall. He was. 5-8, there's no way, right? Okay. No, yeah, he's obsessed six feet. There's five feet. Nobody thinks he's tall.

This is Brian's obsession with bigger men. I knew he was 5-7-5-8. I saw him bring up how tall Joe Biden is. Maybe 5-11? Joe Biden? Yeah. Six, six feet. That's on there.

Current president, six feet. You strengthen when you get older. Yeah, he's getting smaller. Yeah, might have been taller when he was younger. Donald's 6-3, Donald's a big boy. Barack is 6-2. Come on. Wow.

Who's the tallest? Is it A? Lincoln, I think. I can't make sure it's A. Have you go down? Yeah. Abraham Lincoln. 6-4.

James Madison. It's fine. And 6-4 back then was a beast Yeah Row right about six two I think and what's interesting is two is Joe Biden more to acknowledge hundred Biden's son You know, yeah, he's his kid dude. He has a legitimate kid. Yeah, they refused a child gym Yeah, yeah, and the girl was pretty attractive. Bring that up, Jen. 100 Biden's baby mama. He was paying 10 grand a month, which is yeah, chump changed a president. So just type in baby mama. Yeah.

Not bad looking cute kid too. Cute cute. And then Robert's 32 years old. Hello. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, the Biden administration refused the acknowledging. Is that right? Yep. Aw. That's his daughter. Yep. He's not in her life. Nope. Oh, that's so bad. He's a piece of shit. It's a big 20 grand a month, but they redid it where it was less. Oh, he fucked that guy then. Hunter, that's where you draw the line? Oh yeah, interesting.

He had dad, you piece of shit. I mean, did you think he was a good one? Probably, yeah. He's on bad, you know? You're a good point. He's on bad. Maybe better to stay out of the kids' life until you got it together.

You can't, I'm right now. So we're up. Can't drive in 170 miles an hour with a kid and baby seat. We're gonna have to, imagine this, I mean, Bill Clinton guys did, so I can go off office.

That's wild, that's wild. Hunter, your dad is the president of the United States. Hey bro, and there's all this investigation going on. You come to the his house, the White House.

What's wrong? And you snort cocaine at the table? Yeah. Gangster. Gangster. Again, had an honest person as he walked with the big smelter tactic. Makes me like something about him. Like that is a mad likes to part.

There's a wild boy. Like he blow and hookers. Not a terrible time. And there's a price to pay. Not just money. Now a lot of the screams daddy Biden was in in his life. It's self-sabtaz. I don'taz. I'm trying to get back at his dad. Well, I think Hunter, so here's what I have to say about all of this.

How old was Hunter when he lost his mother and two sisters at the same time? And he lost his brother. And then he lost his brother. Now I'm sorry, but that's survivor guilt. And you and I have children. Watch this. This is going to make you feel so bad for him. Okay.

God. 32. I think it was born in 70. So he was two. So he was two. He was a terrible age. You lose your mommy and daddy. You know exactly here.

You lose his dad. No, you know exactly your mommy is.. You know, you know exactly your mommy is Yeah, you do my sons. I'll you're in a half if he lost his mom right now. It'd be a disaster Loves his mom then dad is there's brother died 2015 from brain cancer his brother you're biting things. It was an Iraq war though You can't keep saying lots of sun more than all it's he's been through a lot He's been through a lot now, I don't even keep saying lots of more than all it's he's been through a lot He's been through a lot now I don't know I

Don't know but I He's been through a lot you know Yeah, the drug you saw understand but not not the The stuff with China and all that stuff and you had an addiction man He had a fucking addiction and that's that grips some people good people of course good people And some people don't make it so I got to tighten it up though He's at every resources pot your dad's the president United States, but he is tightened it up now

Oh, has he they just ran cocaine at the White House Brian How do we know it's his I mean I'll take five thousand Alex Hundred five thousand. He's just a wild boy, dude Wow 13 days of sleeping now smoking crack chicken block. Yeah, I don't believe that. That's a long time Well, it's a comment his book is about him being sober. I'm not buying that As well by fucking puff the magic dragon believe that. It's like come on You hear him on mayor and though and you can help but like him. That's why I was like, oh, he's a good time.

Oh yeah. Come on you and I would like him. At the end of the day, we talked to him. We got to get him on the podcast. Actually, I'm serious. I don't think he's doing podcasts like this with everything going on. We got to get him on.

No, no, no. Because we each out. Yeah, go ahead and reach out to Hunter Biden, let me know how it goes for you. Hunter. I don't think he's doing fire in the kid, dude. You might know us. We're too much a hundred Biden, Brian, let me know how it goes for you. Hunter. I don't think he's doing fire in the kid, dude. It might know us.

We're too much, you might, but we're too much of wild card. Yeah. And what we're gonna talk about politics with him, I don't know if you're a fuck about shitty politics. No, we're just talking about what it's like to be him. Hey, what's it like doing crack, bitch? That's a great idea. That's a great idea.

He's not answering that question. Yeah. No, he's like, well, I was back in the day. No, no, I'm talking like in the video. I laughed. I saw him in your lap time. Hey, can we bring up some of these hookers? What'd you do with that dude?

He's not doing that stuff. Only off air. We've had celebrities here who act super straight lace and then we get him. Never have them on again. And then we get him off. No, I'm not here for them. I don't want to do a camera.

You're like, oh, you're a different person. Very rare. Because I can't come back. Keep that same energy on the mic. What are you doing, dude? Keep that same energy on the mic. What are you doing? Why are you playing a character on the pot? It's a podcast. Are you losing your career? Sure. Sure. You can't do fake. That's why we stop booking actors. Yeah. Correct. All right, Jim, what do you got? Do you guys do anything for the fourth? I saw the comedy show at the Hollywood Improv.

It was all right. You could have been packed on a July 4th and I- It was a F-F-O. Apparently, the other room was full of rowdy teenagers. All the comedians were like- Teenagers. They're like, we're getting heckled in there. Yeah, because teenagers don't know how to act, yeah.

One of the Asian comedians got called Matt Rice instead of Matt Rife. That's hilarious. That's pretty funny. I went to the beach and watched professional volleyball players mix it up, men and women. Yeah. Yeah. And all I wanted to be was a professional volleyball player. Do you think about your rock hard all the time? Do you see any fireworks? Was I looking at the guys more than the girls, 100%. Any fireworks? No fireworks, canceled. Why? Particulets in the air. The fuck's that mean?

No fireworks in the South Bay. There are so many fireworks out here. Oh my, you sound like fucking World War II. My poor dogs, because they have neighborhood kids who are setting off my poor dogs, we're freaking out. Also, but come on dog, figure it out, right? So-a-dog. I hate you.

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. God, it's once a year you fucking hounds. I know, but I can't. God dammit. You're welcome to America. I had to sit with my mom. It wants to ship you to China bitch where we got these fireworks and get eaten alive. God, you got a good thing going.

You're speaking reason, but they don't know. I know, they're showing. They're showing. Once a year, they freak the fuck out. Drilling everywhere. They wouldn't leave my feet. Oh God, they're showing. They're showing.

They figured out, man. My German Shepherd was fine. She was like whatever. She's, I'm so annoying. I figured it out, man. My German Shepherd was fine. She was like, whatever. She's, but my poor kid. She's been through some shit. I'm pretty freaking out. Yeah, she's, she's a workin' dog. She's a workin'.

Do you do anything last night, Jen? Do you see any fireworks? Yeah, I'm surprised because this is like, this area, I thought there's gonna be zero fire, I'm not zero, but very, every year it's poppin' like, we're workin'. Put it, it's, yeah, outside my balcony, it's just like, pah, shh, going crazy.

Till like, the midnight. Yeah. I told my kids because they sleep together you know you're like hey listen here like it sounds like gunshot it's not it's just the fire works and they are cool I heard sirens going off but I doubt anyone got a rest I heard sirens yeah plenty of sirens going just so illegal that's I'm like we could have done that box that I have is it still here we did have it in the cool room there. I still have it. That'd be fun.

Give me a, too late now. Give me some current events. All right, Brian, here we go. First one is the Ben and Jerry's controversy. This is on 4th of July too. This is great. So Ben and Jerry on their Twitter and their website, they made this claim that US exists

on stolen indigenous land. Do you guys hate sales? Oh, they're screwed. Now, this is what they wrote exactly. Before it's good, it's time to recognize the US exists on stolen indigenous land and commit to returning it. Learn more and take action now. And this comes from two white guys, Ben and Jerry,

who you utilize our system to make a business and thrive in it. Now they get to the top, now that whatever they have white guilt, they're trying to do their thing. They're screwed to. Give this dude right here. Money back to who? Yeah, it looks like a walrus. So it says he's not a stranger to activism.

He donated more than a million dollars to a group to help end the US military support of Ukraine. And if you go on their website, I went on their website, they have this activism tab, and it's literally just everything you could possibly imagine. It's too progressive, hey, but also just make my fucking cherry-garcy eyes

come and shut your fucking mouth. How about that? Also, your eyes cream ain't shit compared to the new eyes cream out now. We love making eyes cream. We compared to afters, compared to fucking Jennings, salt and straw, Ben and Jerry's can suck my Native American cock, dude. How about that?

Now here's what sucks. My favorite shoes are the Ben and Jerry dunks. I can't wear them right now. Ain't that a bitch? Oh my god. Go back when Kanye did is wear Jewish thing. You go down. Go down. Go down. Let me see this. Capitalism and the wealth that producers did not to not create create opportunity for everyone equally. We recognized the gap between the rich and the poor as wider than any time since the 1920s. We strive to create economic opportunities for those who have been denied them into advanced new models of economic justice that are sustainable. Let's not push them.

Let's not push them. Fuck these guys. Two rich white guys who made it. But you guys made money off of capitalists. Yeah, exactly. The entire business. It's amazing. And they're based out of, you think Portland, but no, they're based out of somewhere on

the East Coast. Literally everything. They just make ice cream. They just make my fucking ice cream. Also fuck Ben and Jerry. I think it's shit. Well, I thought this was interesting. The CEO of AI chatbot, who makes chat GPT.

He said in an interview that he says, you can imagine the best case scenario be an amazing first, amazing scenario for us, but then the worst case would be lights out for all of us with AI taking all of us. Who's thought on the worst case scenario, though, we're pretty bleak. The bad case, I think this is important to say, it's like lights out for all of us with AI tech. It's not on the worst case scenario though, we're pretty bleak. The bad case, I think this is important to say,

it's like lights out for all of us. I'm more worried about an accidental misuse case in the short term. Yeah, so I think it's like impossible to overstate the importance of AI safety and alignment work. I would like to see much, much more happening. Yeah, dude.

It's like pros, cons, pros, it hears all canceled.. It can be amazing. Cons, we could all terminator two. Cons, terminator two. Robots that just kill us all. And they just built one that looks like the terminator too. Yeah. It's just, it's so scary. Wait, name markets are not working. Yeah, so I thought of Brendan because of this dude, you know, you and I fucking their names up never neasier and all that. That was funny that all my my my nephews because they're soccer players just pass it it went viral people were viral on TikTok and on like these idiots and on some some some same team and we're just coming away. Oh my god. So name art at his mansion he built a pond basically a

lake and apparently the environmental authorities they're finding them $3.5 million. Because they still keep the lake? He could, yeah, but he gets fine, 3.5 mil. Oh, every year? And is there something about it to transferring fresh water resources, sand and rocks? How big is the lake?

It looks like, I think this is the one. To call it a lake is pretty fucking, I mean, I feel like a mini lake, like this, I think that is the one to call the lake is pretty fucking. I mean, oh like a mini lake like this. I think that's what it is and does the a fish in there? I think he's just swims in it to be honest if this if this is the correct one is he like it's just a big pool for God's a yeah, yeah, it's got stones or like the next is mansion that's lead dude. I get makes all the money. Tell ya. But yeah, 3.5 mil to do that. Got you.

Don't they have bigger concerns in person? I don't know. I'm just a bit more on ideas here. Yeah. And that's his dad arguing with the environmental act of our activity. That's like it's just fucking pooled. You guys keep going to lake.

Yeah. It'd be cool if you had the knowledge. Just like, you know, it's like, is this what you're worried about? I mean, can I make a little pool there, huh? And then, Namar's bringing so much money to. Oh my God. That's us.

All right, this is a quick MMA one. This came out of nowhere really. Alistar Overeem, apparently he just retired. He said it in June, which no one really picked up on. And then he, you remember we saw the picture from our shop show? How he lost all that weight right here on the right? Good for him. Apparently he met this guy that's teaching about health and he became a vegetarian. And then he, you remember we saw the picture from our shop show? I lost all that weight right here on the right. Good for him.

Apparently he met this guy that's teaching about health and he became a vegetarian. So he only eats vegetables. There you go, steroids. I mean, that's the biggest thing weight loss thing. Tighten up your diet. That's what happens. I call him ozempic cream. He does like, you call him oobareem.

It's ozempic cream now, baby. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. I think he looks healthy. I'm proud of him. Because you care all that weight when you get older, like your heart, the blood pressure, like he wants to live long, man. Everyone's like, oh, you're so skinny. You let's dope, dude.

All that weight and carrying all that weight. I'm not going that vegetarian, like, I don't know. He said something about, when he meets, there's parasites that build up in your body and he starts craving more meat. I'm about a thousand times. Now that guy just got in his ear, I think he'll get over it, but at least he lost all the weight.

Have you got to get there to get all that weight off? He did it, and I can eat some meat, dude. As long as he's healthy, then yeah. All that horse meat you see, what are we doing, dude? Yeah. I thought this was super cool. This thing's nuts. Yeah.

$2.2 billion. What? I don't know how much that cost. $2.2 billion, this is fair. They built an industry. And they get a fair and big. It's nuts, dude. but look at it looks super cool That's pretty bad. I didn't that cool. I've seen the silver like chrome when they did on it

But just the illusion looks awesome. Here's my thing though. What's it do? It just looks cool. It is it's a part of the skyline that will never change and when you think about It's cool. It's a part of the skyline that will never change. And when you think about Vegas now generations will think of that first. Yeah, I know. Hey, $2.2 billion. I don't know.

Hey, let me ask you, bring it up, Jim. Why would I make that up, you? 2.2 billion. 2.2 billion. That, look how big it is, dude. You mean all the structure? That thing costs $2.2 billion. Think of all the technology, Brian.

And it's waterproof? Waterproof? $2.3. Oh, I'm sorry, I was off my back. $2.3, a fuck. I don't think it costs that much. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, right? Well, the whole structure.

Hey, let's do that again. Look at the whole structure. Yeah, dude. That thing costs $2.3 billion. Oh, to build the whole thing and that's a building. Oh, you thought I was talking about a part of it? I thought it was just a globe. How crazy is that?

$2.3 billion. That's the structure. Holy shit. Here's my thing. Makes sense. Why though, right? Yeah. It's cool for it to look once.

It's pretty cool. I just don't know what you do with it. Is it like, is it a hotel inside? It's an architectural wonder. No, I don't wonder, I know they did it. And they'll see their money back. The overtime for sure, but is it hotel? What's in there?

It's probably a place where... What would you say it does? You jacks will go, right? So it's like, did you play the acting? Oh, there it is. It's the sphere. The sphere and Venetian. It's at Venetian.

Yeah. It'll be here. It'll be the whole time. Resort. He's sold out the sphere. it'll be that, you know. Yeah, they have restaurants, yeah, so it's gonna be a hotel. They might have, it says entertainment, so maybe fights in there.

That's crazy. It's not looking right. It looks super cool. Oh yeah. But I saw, that's why I was gonna, a silver is like a chrome. I don't like you when they do the big fireball. to a little bit of done. Yeah, so what's speaking of money She's super hot obviously she's a genius paid and then so they she didn't interview him apparently they asked her like what's what's the

You know how much money you make off a post and then she said they said over 500 under 500 over 5,000 for a single post 500 500 you see your sports illustrated shoe no but I see her Instagram she's freaking hot is how old is she for a weekend trouble she's like 23 fair game she's so gorgeous yeah she's smoking I mean are you fucking kidding me and she's a sick athlete well yeah her her she's a sick athlete. Well, yeah. Her, her, um, Jesus Christ, but her, uh, Why she cool? Looks weird there, but go up, Jen, because her sports illustrate if the one where she's on the beach keep going Right there. Yeah, that one. That's on sports illustrate.

Crazy thing. If that's your thing, I guess. Who's she date? I name somebody. Yeah. Who wouldn't sign up for that? Let's just see real quick. I don't think she's dating her.

She makes so much fucking money. Who the fuck is Josh? It's some fraud, dude. I'm Chad, bro. like so much fucking money. With who the fuck is Josh? It's some Friday, I'm Chad bro. That's all this. Wow. Josh Richards, baseball pitcher. Just doing the damn thing in AAA or some shit? Oh no, so Theo me less is a picture.

I don't know man. I'm sure she has plenty of boyfriends. Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, I'm sure there's, yeah. Sure, DM's are flooded. I mean, look at her. Yeah. What are you talking about?

I mean, she's so famous now. As a gymnast. Yeah, gymnast. Is she on the Olympic team? I don't think she's at that level. I don't think I want to learn her like hot and she's in college just a rut of the middle chick, I think. As far as gym gymnastics goes, I don't know gymnast they think she's actually was really good. Oh, she was on the national team. That's a big deal. That's really. She's the highest valued

women's college athlete. Oh, for the NIL. I heard you have for NIL, the name, image likeness. I think you only want to bother. I think on US national team is LeBron son. Brony. That's the only person that she's higher than him. I read 2.2. I just read something really. If she gave him 5,500,000 dollars, I know LeBron son. Well, maybe it was just one deal. He signed for 2.2 and he was in high school. Because I know LeBron said, well, maybe it was just one deal he signed for 2.2 and he was in high school. That's so insane. What? But good on them. Good for her.

Hell yeah. This thing was really bizarre. This is on American Airlines. I'll just show you the clip here on TikTok. It's a woman saying that she doesn't think someone's real. I'll show you a clip. And you know who is on this flight? Kiritops.

Kiritops is on this flight. This bitch was crazy. I feel bad for these people to the point you too much acid It must be a must be like some sort of drugs. I haven't seen this She looks normal too and there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off in everyone You need their believe it or they cannot believe it. I didn't give two thoughts But I am telling you it's not bad it. I didn't give two bucks, but I am telling you. It's not bad looking. No, that motherfucker back there is not real. And you can say,

I'm not going to. Just get off the plane and it held up to everyone for three hours, three hours. Why so long? Just like man come with us, we're gonna get you out. It's obvious she's crazy, yeah. Or something's wrong. Or this is the plot from Final Destination.

She's spot on. And the guy's just like, reserved. He's like, why'd you do this? Ah! I wonder what she was on though. I would have done that to her. I would have been like,

hired to your thing, I'm real. Yeah. Or what if it was the guy that just got like Botox, he's like, God damn, this is embarrassing. And he's not real. Or she's talking about Kiritop. He's not real. Now look at his face, he's like, hey, hey, hey, be cool.

Be cool. See how I'm getting off the plane, he's like, he's a piece of shit. That's interesting. Dear and pale on fat. Oh, that's for Steven King. But I'll show you this real quick. Another attack happened where a woman was walking her dog

and this is a South Carolina, and she got, it's always old, apparently killed by an alligator. It's always old, like, he's strolling by his leg. It's like 6.69, so not crazy. It was like a 15 foot gator. And they said the gator wouldn't let the people try to, like, they want to recover the body, but he kept like, watching the body, yeah.

I know, yeah. And it was a big old body, right? Big old gator. Oh, a body. I had a sore, not a sore. I don't know the length of the gator. I could be anything worse in a kill by a gator, man. Yeah.

These are old, I bet it happens fast. And they're always like walking dogs. It seems like it's when they're walking dogs. Oh, it's by the fucking walk. She was by the actual store. Is there any warnings that there's gators through though? There's gotta be. Yeah. Anytime you're in Florida, there are gators through though. There's gotta be now. Yeah

Anytime you're in Florida. There are gators everywhere. This is South Carolina. This is South Carolina. Same thing. I'm going there I'll be there. I'll be in South Carolina for out of Saturday. This Friday Saturday. Greenville I'm glad I knew I didn't know that by the way So I'm glad you told me that now I now that I'm reminded of that South Carolina you don't gators are times, but I don't think of South Carolina as gave me like Florida I don't I wouldn't go to Kiti, but South Carolina probably would have done it now. I know Dear pale on spike. This is Stephen King's house on offense I didn't suddenly got impaled right there. Oh, he tried jumping through it. Yeah, probably went through his tummy Now that's good because if nobody's looking I'm taking that deer and I'm skinning it

Also side notes team King's house haunted a shit look at that. It looks scary. Yeah, I mean he's a scary writer. Yeah, he even looks scary Well, he went through a lot of drug and alcohol. I didn't remember writing anything. That's right. He was too drunk He's out of my I don't remember writing kujo Didn't he get hit by a car to yep got really fucked up misery a ghost car as a ghost car if I'm paying them back they finally paid them back clowns and they got out and they threw pies in their own and they were ghost they're haunted clowns pies in his face actually yep yeah he was covered in a green dude that dude wrote shalshank red damn shit he wrote it

as the best movie of all the shining I mean he's a misery. He's one of the greatest. He is the great American writer pet cemetery The stand he's just an incredible writer Gone in the wind how about it gone in the wind? They didn't write that okay Gone gone with the one that's what no see your thing and you're gone with when he wrote gone What am I in the way gone in the win yeah, it was moved out for it Move that first didn't do well. Oh, yeah Yeah, he looks crazy. Yeah, all right kids. All right. We got it. That should be it. That should be an unsteaming king

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That should be it. That should be it. That should be it. That should be it. We're far far. I don't know if you'll be there. You want to stay in your room. You want to stay in that sphere with me? Hopefully it's open. Let's share a bet and stop pretending All right guys, I'm gonna be in I'll be at the Comedy zone at Greenville South Carolina July 7th and 8th this Friday Saturday and you know what brands gonna do Brian's gonna kill alligators for you guys I'm right then I'll be at the blue room July.

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