The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub and Callen's FANTASTIC Weekend | TFATK Ep. 949

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap their fantastic weekends and talk Mike Perry's dominant BKFC run, Bryan's recent trip with Tim Kennedy and Jimmie Johnson, Brendan's new baby update, current events around the world including Chris Wallace's controversial question to actor Adam Driver about his looks, a slap restaurant in Japan and much more! Goldco - Find out how you could get up to $10,000 in BONUS SILVER (while supplies last) at https://goldco.com/fighter or call 855-928-3489 now! MeUndies - https://meundies.com/tfatk for 25% OFF plus free shipping

Yes, we did because we got it again. It's the fight only kid. This is really the fighter in the kid Look guys, I'm a risk to cats a back. Mr. Cratch a back You bettin' well, you know it's not me you. Yeah, they were I was on daddy duty tiger had a Forging your fantastic weekend. Yes. Yeah, I got here. I was on daddy do that. Let me hear about it We came home baby came home. I haven't seen you since. I know. Baby came home. Thank you for giving him out the mouth.

Baby came home. Yeah, she's all good, baby. She's all good. She has two brothers and then Tiger had his first travel ball tournament. He balled out, balled out. Kid went yard. Kid went yard, which is rare for a seven year old.

Okay? Yeah. But then, you know, yeah, but then you remember you sprained with all white kids. So when you do travel ball, it's the best of the best of the surrounding areas. So this team came from I don't know El Segundo whatever and then went, well we don't come for where you come from and all we do is play baseball. So we're going to be the shit out of you white devils. Oh okay. They had a pitch around there, built like T-Dortes Okay, they had a picture on there, built like T-Dortes that didn't miss.

How old was he? Seven and went through a no hitter. What? Through a no hitter. What? At seven. Yep. Didn't miss throwing junk.

At seven. Tigers, I was like, I don't know, I'm like, I don't know what to tell you, you're right. Half Mexican, so you should be able to hit it. And he, well, what happened was he got, he got into the real world and realized he's very good But there are a lot of other people that are very good. Oh, he's right there. He's right there Yeah, that's why I told him I said it's good for you to see this stuff

That's a good opportunity. Yeah, like with those bubble we're in there's kids who this is they eat sleeping and He's like well then that's what I want to take a You take him on the off, then you pay a price. He didn't take him on the off, though. Yeah, he's on it, so did that, man. Levels, right? And I got new friends now, that dad group. Bro, we sitting the right field. It's a good time.

Dude, you know what it is? It's a good time. It's life. When they lost the first game on Sunday, I looked at the dad's like, damn, now we gotta go home, man. Because they were the one we had to keep going. We had a one that turned around.

And it was just fun to hang with them. Oh, dude, we got bears, because they've been doing it. They have older kids, too, so they've been, man. Cause they were the one we had to keep going. We had the one that turned around. And it was just fun to hang with them. Oh, dude, we got bears, cause they've been doing it. They have older kids, too. So they've been through the system. It's great. So I pull a seat up. They got lawn chairs.

The one had a grill out the back. Cause they guys are ending up. Is there anything better? Just watching their kids play ball. It's funny how you get to an age when you have kids. And that right there is what you'd rather be doing over anything else. Dude, I've done a lot of cool shit in my life.

That's right. Nothing better than that. Thank you. Thank you. I was there from, mean to you got there early to warm up. His game was at nine, so I was there from 7.30 to four. I was good. I was good. There was a guy who was pitching his first major league

baseball game, pitched a, got him out of the inning. You're watching a rerun. Yes. yeah, okay And his father is there and his you his first time his father's in the stands first time he's seen the sun on the mound in the pros in the pros In a major league game. Yeah, different and through and struck struck all three batters out inside his father's doing this Try not to cry. Oh, I'll do I don't know but I can't do my face. Yeah, I'd be sick. I got it.

It's the best. I get it. How was your weekend? Well, first of all, I apologize to people where you were. If I look a little robust, and if I look, if I my energy's a little on point, it might be a little much. I look smarter.

I look smarter, but I also ate. I lived on nothing, but a venison, partridge, and fesent. The animals I, slu, the animals I slw, I went hunting as you, oh you were eating what you killed? I ate what I killed. Okay.

You lied a little bit, right? No, no venison that I shot, the deer I shot, you got a hang for a week, can't just eat them. Oh, you can't do that. Yeah, you got, you got to, you got to hang them. You got to follow, follow deer and you've got monk jack. Look up monk jack first. But why do you have to hang them?

Because the meat is, especially with monk jack, delicious meat, it's so hard, believe it or not, the muscle is so hard. Because it's a shred, Bill. Because all they do is run. Yeah. That's a full grown mung jack. Hey man. I know.

The thing's cutest shit. I know what it is. Hey, do. I know. Don't kill mung jack. So I'm getting to that. I bet Tim can a bit his nose on. Out of Tim.

Tim. That's the cutest deer I've ever seen. That's a full grown baby deer. That's a full grown munchack. Now hold on, for those of you only listen to this, it's think of the cutest baby deer you've ever seen, but full grown, the biggest, prettiest size you ever seen, the juiciest nose, softest of feathers.

It's a dora. It's a dora. I didn't know I saw it. I saw a munchack, three types of deer, row buck, row deer, fallow deer, munchack. So a munchack, it was so small, I thought it was a fesent, and I did not slay it. I pulled my gun up. I could kill that thing with a blow dart. Yes, you could kill that thing with a paintbulb gun. You could throw a stone. You could throw a stone and kill that thing with a butter knife. Yeah.

And you guys have AK-47s? No, we have, but we do have hunting rifles. Yeah, I know. Now that's a delicious, is that even hunting? It's a delicious piece of meat. But I saw it and I droopied and then I went, you know, I'm not going gonna kill that deer. Now that's half a lie too.

That's a lie. It ran into the bush. Yeah. But I don't think I would have pulled the trigger. I just didn't know you were. It was too cute. You know what Tim's doing? It was too little.

Shot the shit out of a fallow deer though. No, it's a robot. A row, a row, row, row doe. You know what I don't like right now? You know what's triggering me? You keep naming off these random deer, like we're hunters too, and like you know too. I feel like I know.

Yeah, you know what, it's like me being at a car shop, and like is that the camshaft there? You guys gonna switch that out? Okay, so now you're gonna love this. So, you know, the people that I went hunting with. I'll shoot that thing. People I went hunting with, you know, are dear friend Tim Kennedy, I could spend a wonderful five days back on my fair.

One of my fair people on earth. And everything I thought about Tim is compounded. The smartest, coolest, just most, and then we went into the water in the Atlantic. Now, I don't know if you know it's winter time, right? It's winter time. When in the Atlantic. So, so, so, Brian got, got, Brian had to go because Tim, I was trying to sleep, pretending to be asleep because I didn't wanna go into water. I was cold.

And Tim literally goes Brian and he could tell by my breathing because he's trained. He's trained. He's fucking trained and I was doing that. I was doing the fake thing. I was doing the fake thing. I was like this, yeah, you're breathing like,

I was doing that. I knew it. And he knew that I was lying. And I just feel this fucking potty on me and he just gets on me and he goes, you're coming, you're coming swimming, you're not sleeping, I can tell by your breathing. Is it all of you or just you and Tim?

Oh no, it's me, it's Jim Kennedy. It's a guy named Jimmy Johnson. You guys know who Jimmy Johnson is? You guys know who Jimmy Johnson is? How about Brian and who Jimmy, you guys don't? Wait, the football dude or? No, he's the, that, those, I named Jimmy Johnson. I'm gonna get to him in a sec. I'm gonna get to Jimmy Johnson's sec. Who's my new man? I don't know who he was. Look at that. I'm gonna get to him in a sec.

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I'm gonna get to him in a sec. I'm gonna get to him in a sec. I'm gonna get to him in a sec. I'm gonna get to him in a sec. I'm gonna get to him in a sec. I'm gonna get to Jimmy Johnson's sack. Who's my new hand? I didn't know who he was. Look at that. Oh, of course. Yeah. Legend.

Did you know he's from California? Yeah. He has. He's from San Diego. There he is. Just always looks like that. Go to his record, though, Chen. You're talking like you were driving

with the Walter Payton, dude. Which I didn't know. But not black. Which I knew nothing about. all I knew was I look at this guy who's about six feet and handsome is all get out and I meet him I meet him with him they're at a pub I meet it was as soon as I get off the plane I drive to the pub I meet him and Jimmy Johnson but it was embarrassing because Brian's on like FaceTime with him he goes he goes Jimmy look

my friend Brenner, he's a car guy, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I like cars. Well, I got color on that, which you'll like about him, but to finish my Tim Kennedy story, I, he gets, now he drives me to the ocean, I put on a wetsuit, because it's the winner in the Atlantic. It's the winner of a wetsuit on.

We didn't have a wetsuit that fit Tim, because I don't know if you know this is straight. It's straight, it's thick. Yeah, it's back, it's the winner in the Atlantic. Did Timmy have a wetsuit on? We didn't have a wetsuit that fit Tim, because I don't know if you know this is very thick. His legs. His back is thick. Big winners. So, yes, by the way, that too. That big American winner? Yeah, he's got a big American,

a big American winner. And so, he went in shorts, and I went, but it's the Atlantic and the winner. And I was in a wetsuit and I had to get out after 15 minutes because I couldn't stop shaking because my hands and my feet, my forearms and my face. Not for you. Not for me, Bob.

I weren't built for that, Bob. No, no, no, no, I would never make it in the Navy seals because well, I would get hypothermia immediately. To be precise, to me, I went, hey, Brian, listen, I'm going to go for a dip, warm up the cocoa. You stay here in the cabin, warm up the cocoa, right? I think you do well in the cold like that, right? You're fine. Yeah, I'm gonna go for a dip. Warm up the cocoa. You stay here in the cabin, warm up the cocoa, right? I think you do well in the cold like that, right? You're fine.

Yeah, I'm good. I don't have that. I don't have your constitution or Tim's. I get it. And Tim was in the water for one hour. Just swimming. Yeah, in the Atlantic. Just to stay in the lake.

Just swimming, just, he was actually not swimming. He was surfing in very strong current. The current was taking people to the rocks. And my buddy, Joey, goes, I've been out here with a hundred people. He's the only guy I've ever seen who is completely relaxed. He lives for the ocean. He's a woman. He likes danger. Yeah, he likes danger. So then Jimmy was out there with the surfboard. I was boogie boarding, sir.

I was boogie boarding. And I rode. I was just thinking, you feel gay? Oh, I was doing a fidgety. You feel gay? Oh, I am gay. When your boys are like out in the serves, I am gay. Does it wanna have a Boogie board? Well, I'm a piece of shit. Yeah.

I came back. Well, I came back realizing that I'm nothing. Oh, then this was a success. This was a success. No, I realized I'm nothing, because I don't, I fly commercially. I don't know, and sometimes, a lot of times, coach, so I, Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. Meanwhile, Tim Keynes, if I am very free, don't missions, we don't know about. We don't know I fly commercially, I don't know, and sometimes a lot of times coach, so I, yeah, I'm with you. I'm, yeah.

Meanwhile, Tim Keynes, if I am very free, don't missions, we don't know about, we don't know anything about that. And then Jimmy Johnson, so I don't know, worth half a billion dollars. I don't know. I don't know, the greatest NASCAR drive has all time. You would never know he's worth anything.

He's the most, you had no idea, I was like, blah, blah, blah. Well, he's the most, oh, he's so humble, it's ridiculous. We're all hanging out, eating dinner, and the guy's getting up and cutting us pie, asking if you want more drinks, making drinks for people. I'm like, this fucking Tim Kennedy said about we, but all everybody had a crush on him. We all had a man crush on him.

But Tim's on Askarga either. Did you know? Tim's. I'm sorry? Did Tim know. Tim didn't know. Tim didn't know until Tim put it together and then look, then started reading. I have a video of him reading Jimmy's accomplishments off AI.

I'll tell you, bud. And it was like, I was like staggering. Oh, I'm dealing with Michael Jordan. I could have got me an engine, bro. So, so, so he's invited me and yourself. Oh, you know, you're just, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the third wheel. But I'll text him.

I'm the fat chick at the party. Let me bring my stuff. No, they invited the hard girls. Let me bring my, you're bringing your fat one. I'll bring my chubby, plus one of the fat friend who's into the music that they're playing. You're my chubby plus one.

Oh man. And I will go to Daytona. I've been invited to a couple of these things. Right? So we'll go there. Now he, Do you mean I need an engine? Yeah.

See what he drives right now? I forget what he's driving companies with. But it was my buddy, of course, Joey, Joey Janimore, our dear friend who owns all that stuff. Yeah, he owns England. He was our host. So he, our dear friend who owns all that stuff. He owns England. He owns England. He owns the island. Yeah.

He owns everything. England. It's cool. And he was awesome. He's a great surfer and toyota. No, no, no, he's, he's like, he's a daily driver. He's a daily driver. That's a daily goddamn driver.

Jim, what are you trying to do? How about this? How about this? How about the hell you trying to do? I don't know, man. How about this? I go, I ask him, I go like this, I go, yeah, do you have cars? You have a lot of cars and he goes, now, not really.

I go, what, like how many cars you have? And he goes, I mean, not a lot. I go, five, he goes, well, and I go, 10, he goes, I mean, I go, how much? And he goes, I mean, about 25, I go, that's a lot of cars, man. Did you ask him a kind? Yeah, I saw, there's a lot of cars. You're asking what kind? Yeah, I saw, there's a video on that.

Any car you know in there? He likes American muscle cars. Wow. Take it easy. I know, Tim Kennedy, after we hung out with him for two days, because we were like, we all had a man crush on him. And Tim Kennedy looked at Joe and goes, Hey Joe, is there a button on him?

Like is there a button we can push? Where it turns out he's just a cyborg, he's not even real, because he looks that good. And he also, he dresses like he showed up in the best English hunting clothes. He looks like a fucking model. Yeah. By the way, it doesn't know a lot about cars though

in terms of the engines, because my firm is like, is that a six liter? Oh, he's like me. He goes, is that a six liter? He goes, I don't know. He goes, now what kind of shaft do you drive? And he goes, I don't know. You know what's just about that? Is those car guys? Well, they're that and maybe that's different. He's the athlete. He's the athlete of drives. Yeah, but it's also like Daniel Riccardo, who's a massive F1 driver.

They shut, when you talk about cars, like, yeah, like, does that have the 450, you know, is that a V10? They're like, I don't know man you know they're like no no no no or they're just like it's like when a like a person I know fighting times they're like ah god damn it right so I'm sure that's how we are with it with cars like what yeah he doesn't feel for a living it's like yeah it's a viper I don't know right but I didn't know that in NASCAR was four or five hours I didn't know that you are you're it doesn't know power steering You're tonal 500 500 laps. It's crazy. So you're it's such a physical sport too Tim was taken Tim was taken me Joey

Me and Joey are 50 7.56 and then and then Jimmy's 48 and Tim of course is 45 but Superman and Tim would take us through these crossfit things like body weight X nightmare right nightmare. I bet Jimmy did well at it. Jimmy was had he had no problem because he's an endurance. Yeah, some of those guys are free Yeah, it's a whole thing and then mentally obviously Tim can't even one but mental I mean Jimmy competitive a competitor at his level. Yeah, yeah Outland. Let's take a little break dude cuz it's chilly out now. Hey man But it's getting a lot more chilly in Chicago until you get there. Yeah, yeah, out there dude be let's take a little break dude cuz it's chilly out in LA man But it's getting a lot more chilly in Chicago until you get there. Yeah, dude You're bringing heat yeah, but still freezing whether I bring heat or not. I'm just saying you're your comedy

I like it. I like it December 8th you be there. I don't have that much heat Okay, it's not enough for chilly Chicago on there this Friday and Saturday only two shows Friday two shows Saturday Together thick boy.com. We are you gonna be, baby? You know, buddy, I'm glad you asked. A warm place I hope. This weekend, it's not warm. It's Indianapolis, Indiana, and I'll be there December 7, 8 and 9. But if you guys feel the temperature change on Thursday when I land, it's cause

global warming. And because I'm bringing heat myself back to that too. Spacant comedy club after that. Dude, and you know what you should do is you should take all the money earned from your road dates and invest in gold coins, dude. It's the new hotness, be like Scrooge McDuck. Don't try and jump in all the coins, you break your neck.

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What comes bronze, dumbasses. Nothing happens. Nothing. It looks exactly the same. Yeah. It looks exactly the same. I don't even think it collects dust. Nope.

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Give your side piece some andies. What? What? What? Outlook. Say Kobe Bryant. Mamba man. I talked to him about that too. He feels the car.

He's always been able to feel the car with his body. Yep. Not just his arms. He feels it with his body. Yeah. Hell yeah. And he's also been doing it since he still has the motorbike when he was four years old. Yeah, they start y'all.

Yes. Super. Super. I wish you were there because I know you would have been. Oh, man. You're fucked. Super. I wish you were there, because I know you would have been. Oh, man. You know, everybody got a car. Why would he got in his nerves?

Like, let me just run this by, man. I know we're whatever you're. But everybody was. We were all your hunting, but listen, I got this lightning. I think it's a fuel pump problem, okay? Fight to switch that. I'm gonna get some injectors in.

You think I'll be okay? He's like, I don't fucking know what to do. He loves it though. He loves it. He would be nice. He's such a good guy. know. He loves it though. He loves it. He would name He's just such a good guy. So it's a good time, huh? I had such a good time with those guys I you know what I did say you know what I did most of the time I listened you know, I'm talking to you know I that's my stage. I got an audience. You're not getting out of there We'll tell Jimmy Johnson how to drive a 100% thousand things and I spent my

You'll tell fighters always had to me he goes dude you you were quiet and I go I was having such a wonderful time learning and listening Tim I don't know if you guys know that Tim Kennedy graduated high school at 15 and college at 19 which I didn't know he's brilliant Freak. Oh, yes, we're interested in everything and you know, no kid Tim's one of the I mean and he and I wrestled American Tim and I Tim and I wrestled on the beach. Yeah, we, Tim's one of the, I mean. And he and I wrestled. There's America. Tim and I wrestled on the beach. Yeah, we went to. Wait a time, huh?

No, no, we went takedowns. I, I, we tied up a little bit and then. Tossled, did Jimmy get in on that? No, no, he just watched Tim, Tim snapped my head down because I wasn't, you know, whatever. And then, Hey, so it was just like five guys? Well, we also had, uh,

we also had some other, for the Partridge Hunt, we had some, some, some big time, big time captains of industry. I'm gonna, I won't say the names, but captains of industry. Yeah, but then it's just, but most times five guys, like hanging out and eating fuzzin' like,

wrestling and stuff. Five guys, well five guys broke off and went down to the South of France. And that's where we went surfing. That's where Brian went body surfing. South of France, nice one. And cliff diving, cliff jumping. Brian didn't do the cliff jumping.

No, he was. He was. Brian slept through that. No, you're not. You're not slept. Brian slept through that. Oh, you missed out. But Tim decided to go jump off the highest rock. Sure. Into the water. Sure.

Because, you know, yeah, I wouldn't have done that either. No. The thing is, when you're all together, you end up doing it. You know, you're pure pressure. Yeah, unless you are, unless you sleep. Did Jimmy do it? Jimmy didn't jump off. He's too much fun.

He was he was down for anything. He was down. He was but also he's like, yeah, come on. Yeah. I got a dodged demon weight. I didn't yeah, I'm so glad to have met him though. He was just such a good guy. But I had a good time and I murdered a lot of animals

that I ate or that will be eaten. And I drank all the wine. That's wine. You're face doesn't look fat. No, no. It was very good wine to you. Oh, so it doesn't hold the... Yeah, it's like, well, when you drink wine

that's 30 years old. I had a, oh, fuck this like this. I had a whiskey. I thought about you. Alright. I had a whiskey from 1891. God, then, was it haunted? It was haunted.

And it was so fucking good. It was from 1891. Was it it was at haunted. It was haunted and it was so fucking good. It was from 1891. Was it Henry VIII's piss? Well, my friend also got himself a whiskey. It was a sherry or a port. They found that the bottom of the sea in a, in a sunken ship from the 1500s. That can't taste good.

And it had been preserved under water. That can't taste good. And it had been preserved under water. I can't taste good. And then it was in a seller for 30 years and they opened it and it tasted fantastic. Really? Yes. Because remember they found wine in Pompeii. I know.

Go back to when was Pompeii? When was Pompeii? They found wine. Is that 94? When was Pompeii? Pompeii, Pompeii. P-O-M-P-E-I. No, when was it?

P-O-M-E-E-E-I. When it was re-volved, pump a no MP. No, what was it? What? P.O.M. was Pompeo when when it was Revolved by a ruptured or is that 97? Nope. It wasn't 97. Sorry. I'm bad. He said right in the kitchen. Yeah. Where was Pompeo destroyed? 79 nope. No, no, no, no. No, that's right. No, no, but the original one That's one and that's when it ru one that interrupted destroying, oh it destroyed the ancient that we're talking about even longer.

79 ADs, that'd be 79 years after Jesus was born. They found wine that had been preserved because of the ash. I can't take it. And it was drinkable. They're lying to you. And honey, they want the wine. The honey I know.

Honey, never goes and they found a twinkie. Just crazy. I twinkies. Twinkies don't go bad. Neither does a sweet thing. I mean don't cheeseburgers. They never they don't mold which can't be healthy Can I be healthy that can't those people are lying to you I had because my boy whiskey beat brought me a whiskey from the Civil War Can't drink it tastes like fucking kernel mustard pissed down my throat. It was the worst thing I've ever touched These lives wasn't if it, if it's kept well, because remember this Sherry was kept

at the bottom of the sea for fuck's sake. Did you try it though? I didn't. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it's a mental thing. I had that 18, that whiskey from 1891, and my buddy Joe doesn't drink whiskey, but he was giving it a little bit of a gift, and he said, let's open it.

And we had that, and I gotta tell you I got to tell you it was smooth. It was so smooth and so caramelli and so good. I couldn't believe it. What year was this? 1891. All right. I don't like what you do after slave. Don't like your.

Yeah. I'm slavery. There's still slavery going on in the world. But yeah, but you know, I'm talking about 1865 was when. Yeah. So it's right after all slavery. There's still slavery going on in the world. But you know what I'm talking about. 1865 was when... Yeah, so it's right after... Bosh slavery. Some that whiskey, I got some, I get my suspicions about it.

No, this was, this was from France. I know. This was not from the United States. No, I know. I know. Now remember, you can get wine from that, because when you have certain chateaux, they keep there with wine from 18s. Oh, no. 18 right around the free slavery yeah no no that was 1865 there's 1891 right around the park I don't know why why are you saying that I don't know why you're like you're just bitch

bitch don't point out I'm sorry what what? What in France? How to do with the Balcon slavery? Well, you know, there's a lot of fraud in wine. The Koch brothers that he bought that wine from Thomas Jefferson. It was Thomas Jefferson's seller and turned out. You know, you were the Jack Daniels. You know who created Jack Daniels, black guy. Do you know that?

The more you know, reading rainbow, bitch. I think Jack Dan is a star. You want to bet? The the original recipe is a black guy. I don't know, Jack was just for new. No, he was the founder. The guy who created that with Jack Dan and Liskey is a black man. Oh wow. He taught Jack Dan on how to make it. He was making it before. There was like, Hey, why boy come here? And the Jack Dan is like, Is how to make it. He was making it before, then it was like, K, white boy, come here. And then Jack Daniels, like, I'm gonna make a business out of this. Oh, yeah, well, got the old.

Look at that, Jack Daniels, Rats be created by former slave. Now, it could be in a white slave. I don't know. It could have been. Interesting though, right? Right there, it looks. Well, that's him with the mustache.

That in mind. What a time Interesting right you know what I got from this weekend Money buys happiness guys and that's what I have to say You know, I mean did you come back home when I go? No, I missed a shit out of my kids. I can I can do you call Jimmy for a loan I can do four days and then I I panic. I can't even do four. Yeah I can do four days and then I panic. I can't even do four. Yeah

No panic. Yeah, it's tough, dude. It's the flying It's tough Tough did you and Tim fly back together? No Tim had somewhere else to be America, yeah Tim's like well, it's been fun boys and when you when you were leaving, I was like, enjoy your freedom. So you guys later. Yeah, yeah, he's just doing the Lord's work. The way he gave me some tips on what to carry with you. Yeah, first day, when he tied.

We're on the plane. We're on the plane. No, I mean, we're on the plane. He tied a turner kid around me for, he's so hilarious. He just fuck with you sometimes. Like, just starts just tied a turner kid around me. I'm like, ah, it's pinching because I'm just shutting off here. He got it.

I got to do it. He does whatever he wants. He's shot and just fucking and he goes checks my pulse. He goes, no pulse. Good. You're good. Did you talk to him? I was going out with like little hummus and uh, oh yeah.

I got because he knows the down. Oh, I got. When you talked to him, it'll hurt your feelings. Like he told me about the the border because I was like, can't be that bad. He, it, it't be that bad. It ruined my... When you talk, the most horrific, and he's front line, and I was like, oh, I don't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, about this stuff.

When you talk to Tim, he's had a career for the past, what, 25 years at the tip of the spear. And when you talk to Tim about foreign policy and about the reality versus what you see on the news It's an education. It's a true education and And he's just such a good fucking dude. I love him. I don't know who I'm more attracted to I don't know if I'm bigger man crush on Tim or Jimmy Johnson, so I was torn I was torn as a semi-game man. I was torn and

I was torn. I was torn as a semi-game man. I was torn. And I'd probably go with Jimmy. I have to, like, you're talking about, like you have to be a side-by-side. I go with Jimmy because he's retired. He's worked all the money in the world. Yeah, but Tim and I would be fighting over Jimmy.

And I think I'd lose that. Tim travels too much. So you got home alone, not getting that dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. His son is also a crazy athlete. His son is, I think, eight years old and he had a... How could it not be?

And his whole family. That was Olympian. His dad, I think, was an Olympic polo player. Yeah, he's such a... So he comes from... Yeah, he comes from crazy genetics. That's a good person. He apparently is the smaller one in his family.

I know, that's a good one. Everybody else is huge. It's probably six-four. Yeah. Everyone's big. His dad's six- else. He's covered six four. Yeah. Everyone's big. Yeah. His dad's six four. Big men. Big boys. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. So, we'll let you have fun, buddy. Welcome back to America. Thank you. It's good to be here. I'm gonna watch. I, I doubt it. You were gone. The DeSantis and Newsom debate. I didn't. I watched the highlights. I watched. I rushed home from my son's baseball practice. Give me your take.

I rushed home and watched it. Like I said this on my tweet, like it was Steve Avery, John Jones. Yes. I couldn't wait. The problem with DeSantis, he just doesn't have that it factor. Like if that was a Trump or a guy who's like,

you know, charismatic and can really go at somebody, they would have lit new some up. But DeSantis is so like calculated and well thought and you know, so he destroyed them, but it was in like this more formal way, you know. Yeah. He made Newsom look really bad because like you're just lying, it's all you do, you lie to people, you lie to me, this is what you're not necessarily known for. So and he did bring him up on a lot of like lies. Who do you, who was, were you surprised by Newson's, comebacks was,

Nope, I called it because my father was like, Oh, get ready, Newson might get destroyed and I go, that's some mistake you're making. He's a career politician. He's very smart. And there's a reason why he signed up for this debate. Coming into Hannity, coming into the lines then, he, I was like, get ready, Steve,

because this dude, one thing you can do, that motherfucker can debate can debate so you know But again DeSantis don't have the most you know energy so DeSantis for sure won been in the grand scheme of things Yeah, it didn't help him with like he's like a bad man. It doesn't matter It didn't it did he won he did he like I bet his party goes hey did your job But no one's like dude you blew the roof off I only saw apart with the parental rights

and the poop map of San Francisco. Did he have any rebuttals to those things? Not really. Call them homophobic basically. Yeah, you kept doing that. And then the biggest one was, oh, DeSantis was a good one. He goes, he goes, you know, Gavin, he goes, I was in Florida, obviously, during the lockdowns. I had this old man come up to me and he goes, I was in Florida, obviously, doing the lockdowns.

And this old man come up to me and he goes, I moved from California. I can't thank you enough. I feel free here. This is America. I can't thank you enough. And to send him to the course, that's what we do here. And he goes, you know what? What's Gavin?

Who goes? Is your stepdad? Yeah. I went roast. Yeah. And then after that, he's a kind of downhill from there. But it's just, you know, he's a politician. Just two bullshit artists. I went, roo biased, of course. No, yeah, oh, me too, I love to say this, but he just doesn't have that.

He doesn't have that. You don't have that JFK, that Obama, you know, even the Trump, he just doesn't have that, that the people are gonna go for him, you know. It's a bummer, because he can do it, but it is. It is. Well, but that's it, dude. Do you see Mike Perry? No. Eddie Al Alvarez bear knuckle. No, I didn't know that was this weekend. I was in I was in Europe Yeah, those guys are in the physicals, but Eddie Alvarez his team threw in the towel in the second round because I was completely shocked

Oh Jesus. Yeah, Mike's I'm telling you Mike is too big for Eddie Mike's way bigger He was way bigger But the Luke Rockle's bigger than and then Mike and he destroyed destroyed Luke. Yeah, he beat up Luke. We're saying did Eddie Eddie was there is a fight I thought Eddie won the first me too like Eddie was getting my fucking fight But then bear knuckle bro. Maybe broke his eye over little But you couldn't see the mark Henry's you know my boy his coach Eddie was still down to go, but he was like, no more. Can't see that guy, he's like, we're not doing this. This is very knuckle. Yeah. He stopped.

Why do that to yourself? I mean, it's crazy. What with no gloves do you, right? Yeah. Now, do you, were they, were they, so what is, what is my Perry's ability? Is he, is he just keeps his head down? He's just, he's just tough for everybody.

He's just good at it. And good. Yeah, good at down. He's just tough for everybody. He's just good at it. And good. Yeah, good at it. He's found his niche. He caught out Anthony Patisnex. Anthony again, too small. Small, yeah. Yeah.

Well, he put out a tweet today calling out a Jorge. Mosvidol. That'd be interesting. That would be a crazy murder to do for. That's a good fight. That's a good fight. Yeah, but that's a good fight. I'm not doing that. I don't know, man. Where is the bad. Yeah, but um, that's a good fight. I'm more. I'm not doing that

I don't know man. Where is a bad? Yeah, but you've done it, you know, like you get to a point where it feels like Mike It's got so got that enthusiasm. He loves it. Hold is Mike Perry 38 No, that'll oh, okay. He's a lot younger. No, there you go Ages like big back, he's so young. But Jorge fought on the street, so I think that would be actually a really good fight. Yeah, because Jorge knows how to fight with bear nuggles. And Jorge has his own, that's the only problem there's

Jorge has his own. Yeah, so that's MMA. So they'd have to maybe cross promote, but they could figure it out. It'd be good for both of them. If they did cross promote, do a couple bearnuckle MMA and then a couple boxing on the same card. Well, they get stat card, they'd be sick.

That would be beautiful. That would be dope, yeah. The two, you know, like the most famous people from both organizations. Yeah. That'd be dope. Because they are, they still ginger with their hands. No, bearnuckle, so that, no, none of this.

Not these guys. They were just, my pairry's not yeah Wow Eddie Yeah, the at ease 39 damn 39 yeah, my parry is actually in his prime at 32 that's super young And he just found his knees. He was he's killing it. He's killing it. He's killing it like he was a good UFC fighter not like a world beater this worldbeater. Yeah. Who else wants it? Well, he doesn't seem to take damage. He keeps his head down. What does it take to damage?

But he's catching shots a lot of food. He takes a lot of damage. Bring up the... I have a chance. Let me get face. This big. No, he just tougher. He says a better chin.

He's also younger. Yes. So... Age is a huge factor in this game. What, who else would you say, who, who else fought anybody else? I would know who won between, uh, Rothwell and Duffy. No, no, that that got canceled because, uh, I think, uh, Rothwell pulled out because of a flu or something. Leave that would just land against. And Duffy talked smash about that.

It's like, what the hell, dude? Is it Sean Duffy Todd? Todd Duffy. Um, Todd, yeah. Yeah. I've seen him or heard from him in a minute he's gonna be his debut in bear buckle he's a freak man he's a you were you trained them right oh yeah long time he's my boy yeah I met him when I was at aka and he's just

a guy what do you bring oh you bring up Yeah, well, I had it earlier with the bookmarks, but it's not popping up here. Yeah, you get caught. You just type in my parries. I did. I did, I didn't pop up. How many years was worse? We had an on-shop show. You saw, he had like a huge lump on the side of his face. I mean, yeah.

You don't do bare knuckle and get out on the stage. Yeah. How big is this sport now? What'd you say? I don't know, bud. Compared to what? I mean, pay-per-view numbers. I don't know.

I don't know. Are you being coy? No, I probably, I don't know. I don't know. Like compared to major, you have to eat every yet. It's not close, but they're new. And then Mazda, his team does really smart, is it's tough enough with the content out there

than when you ask him to put it behind a paywall. So what they do is they put it out for free on YouTube live. Just get the fan base. So they're getting millions of views because people like, I'll watch a free flight. So instead of putting it behind a paywall, it's brilliant. Until you get to a certain point, we have stars, things start charging, but it's great.

But yeah, I don't know, pay for your model's tough, dude. Tough. Tough. Wow. What else you got, Justin? You see the, what else we got? You see the, there's a comedy club. Oh, Sam sent us some DC.

Yeah. Capital comedy. They report on the comics if they make you feel, if they heard you feel. Anybody says anything about something like ethnic origin, sexual orientation. And it's so hilarious. Like all the things you do.

Legit posts, they're like, make sure you tell us which comic made you feel and it's a black year. So they won't work. And comics should tell another comics. These are the most tyrannical people. Find out the owners of these fucking, it's hilarious.

Like, post it on his Instagram or. Yeah Sam post on Instagram. You don't have to be a good art but again who would play there? I mean what people would legit people aren't funny. Yeah, that's what what would you come to and play at that club there is harassment capital laughs like what? What is that? Capital laughs treasures are communities humor and the comedians we book offer their time and talents and to make people laugh. We have to support each other. So in that spirit, we insist. We insist folks. We book, treat our community members with respect, refrain from race-based, sex-based, sexual orientation-based, gender identity-based, national origin-based, religious identity based, national origin based, religious based, or any other

based harassment. It is wrong. It will not be tolerated. And it is so unnecessary when we have a town full of politicians, we can disrespect on stage. I just don't know. Seriously though, you should know that we will not tolerate these behaviors and we will not book comedians who we determine, either engage in them, encourage them, or fail to let us know what others do. We are not your parent or your boss, but we are telling you how we feel, and what we will do.

Did something happen at a show that made you feel uncomfortable? Let Elena or Jack know. The place to search. Elena or Jack, you are tyrants, you are anti-comedy, and you should take a pick up a history book and see how well that works also you don't know anything about comedy you're it's all about the fridge it's stupid for that oh I think so like no they're also they're also just they suck you suck they're also a probably headed out of business like we need to do

something well they're the kind of people also that are, so I think that place has like troops that sing satirical comedy stuff about, you know, politicians and, what is this? These are great, these are great, great. Have you ever seen though, like the NPR, sort of, Intelligencia, they laugh at the cornea shit. They're not funny people.

They're just like, well, I mean, and at point, I think I ate enough mashed potatoes where people were looking at me cross-eyed. And my sister was like, you might wanna leave some for the rest of the guests and we had such a laugh. You don't have so much to do with that gravy? Yeah. They literally.

Yeah, you'll. Yeah. I mean, Yeah, you'll. Yeah. I mean, at one point, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mountain of mashed potatoes and my sister used the word mountain. So. So that's so much care they thought I was a rabbit. Oh. Yeah.

And that's right. That's right. So, yes, literally, would he call black ass or not? Oh. And that's not your racist. You fucking racist. I don't know if they're doing that joke. No, no, they would even, they're so non-racist,

they don't even see color there. Incredible. They're incredible. They're just fucking hilarious. It's good. Yeah, club, it's crazy. DCs, what's the other thing we're about to DC? Oh, I told you're adding issue there, yeah? I told you. I think they'll fuck themselves. Oh, I told you I had an issue there, yeah.

I told you. I think they'll fuck themselves. How about that? I had a big issue there, yeah. DCs where innovation goes to die. DC is like this conservative, stodgy place. It's like, you know, it's a cool city. You ever hear the expression?

I'm tired as fuck. You ever hear the expression politician that came or who said it? He was a career politician. He said Washington, he goes, if you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog. So true. It's fucking people. And then Henry and then Hillary Clinton said, or get a kid. Henry Kusner just died in a hundred years old, one of the great statesmen, and reviled

in my- Great run, Hundo. Great run. And a real player, I believe Richard Nixon's secretary of state, or was it Secretary of Defense looked that up? Henry Kissinger. Henry Kissinger was the guy who broke the deal that brought China and America back together. Bob, I broke up the Sinosovian thing. I mean, amazing.

Yeah, Secretary of State. Yes. And the wise wise wise man And he said he watched when he watched the godfather He said to Robert Evans Just like Washington just different names and they kill you differently not with a gun, but reputationally It's got an American though. No, no, he was from Germany, he was Jewish. And he was a... He looks like he's melting.

He's a hundred years old. And he was Jewish and he lost a lot of his family in the Holocaust. So he looked at the world very different. Oh, I bet. Yeah. He called it real Pula Teak, man. Like, there's a way to do things.

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Can you insert this into the episode so the fans can share? Sure, thanks, Bren. Yeah, you did. You did. This is it here. No, but I'm not gonna work because we didn't put this video out yet, but so, but I'll play for you guys right now. So this is a. but why not put it in this to hype the whole thing though Yeah, how long is it? It's a whole song though. We don't throw minutes our songs coming out on Tuesday

Which is when this episode comes out so put it in there. Let me let me think about it. Okay, anyways. I'll just play for you guys It's called we don't close I'll tell you about it after I wrote this I wrote this song for you. And the guy that directed this is me. And that's from all our like shows. You say we should clip? I'm just thinking, is this a waste of my time? I'm always just wasting my night again Only one thing on my mind, only one thing on my mind again If you live and then you leave me right back here alone

Baby we will know that I can go to battle my own cause we know We won't be able to do anything, we won't be able to do anything We will know that I can go to battle my own Cause we know We won't let this go The strange song Cause we don't come When you said I am leaving, leaving, leaving That's my favorite part I'm right out that door

And I know you don't need me Even baby And that just makes me want to be leaving Oh So I say you gotta go home I'm so ston't face Taking it is great So

And we don't even need it They don't close Taking it is great My love it best so good great song great song so great song channel These so yes, it's called we don't sound amazing. I think that the video I think the video should be I Feel it almost like you you could tell the story through I feel like almost like you could tell the story through imagery too of what the song is saying, right? So it's called we don't close it. It's like it's like you know, you hang out with the girl and you go out afterwards You know, we don't stop hanging out and stuff. But the main meaning of it is like we don't stop working We're always working. We're always constantly working on messages. You ain't going We're always working we're always constantly working on messages you ain't going

Man messages, man message you ain't leave it Man messages, I like the door great leave we're Messages we don't fuck yeah, maybe it says it don't care how long it date We work hard we fuck hard We're hard fun card. I mean we fuck together. Yep, so hard So that is one of the best gay videos I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah Yeah, no, it's funny. It's like it's actually a really good song. Oh the song so catchy. Yeah, really cuz I got a little snippet of it The leaving me Your voice is great man. Thanks to his we should you he's such a good guy

Browse yeah, we best and thanks for you know letting me put this in the It's your great. No, it's like it was right in producer Those lyrics are deep and down and fresh fresh That's what we're doing here man. We make fresh cool No, this is from New York Post, but have you guys seen this interview with Chris Wallace? No, let me see and Adam driver Okay, so he's asking like cuz you know Adam driver has it, you know a Different kind of look anyway. I'll just play the day. He's so talented. Yes, he is

Am I thinking of the right guy? Let me see Am I thinking of the right guy? Let me see How am I way out to go through ads? Don't look like the typical movies dark. What? Has that been it? He's like you don't look like a typical movie star. You're like sweet. Well, I've worked consistently, which is nice with people that I've wanted to always dreamed that I wanted to work with. And so in that sense, it hasn't, I look how I look. I can't change that. So I guess how I look. I can't change that. So I guess it helped me.

I don't know. A hindrance and only breaking mirrors or ever. And having a mischiep and outsize body that I can't fit through doorways or most clothes or fit into most cars. That made me sad. Yeah, so he's like, do you think you're looking?

Let me say I said, I'm driving, I'm driving. I can't say man, I'm driving. He's got no problems getting all the girls. Of course. I know, but it's not even about that, but imagine I'm like, man, I can't believe you made it despite your looks.

I'd be like, hold up, hold up. What, hold on, you tell me what's wrong with my looks. You look like shit, bro. Yeah. And you're the one that I got paid for this interview, hold up. What, hold on, you tell me what's wrong with my looks. You look like shit, bro. And you're the one that I got paid for this interview, fucking idiot. I do think that Adam Driver was talked about from the beginning of his career as a guy who didn't look like a typical movie star.

He didn't have the symmetry. So that was a thing. I think he's not an ugly human being. No, and he's also a unique, he's also a giant guy, big. He was a marine. He's stupid, talented. But he's, oh man. Dude, he's better looking than anybody in here. Are you shitting me? Well, I'm a good looking guy, but yeah, I know. Look at him. Look at him next to him.

You want to look at him like I can't believe this guy made it. He's six four. He's a big boy too. Dude. Yeah. That's a good looking fucking dude. Yeah, yeah, dude. There are lots of most all the girls. And not the tension is he steals everybody's girl in the same talent. Well, yeah, he seals all the girls. He's a he's just tall as a horse. The horse. You know what he says? He goes, I need a bigger horse. You know what I've never had to say? I need a bigger horse. Hey, right ponies. He says I need a bigger horse. You know what else he says? You know what I said? You know what else it says? And I've never said I can't do that movie. I'm too busy. Yeah. How big is it? He's six, four, three, four. He's 175, five, six.

He's seven foot. So he's shorter than, I think he's taller than that. Of course you do. Yeah. But it just fucked up. Oh, he's always six, too. It's not that big. We always talk about how big he is.

He seems tall. He's got a giant. He's a full-for-actors. For actors, for actors, for a tiny and gay. I guess he's big, he's big. He's big. He's not though. He's the average size, but in Hollywood, you guys are small and gay, so it's like you figure it out.

Like, Al Pacino's five-four, my damn. Take a look at the big one. But with Adam Driver, dude, it's not like he's some hotrocious looking human being. We're at the start of the room, like, I can't do. Look at you, man, you've done it. not like he's some hotrocious looking human being. We're the start of the room like, I can't do it, look at you, man, you've done it. Just like your look. Chris Walsh was doing was that Adam Driver was talked about

for a long time as being the unlikely looking movie star. That's stupid. I saw it all day. Because he was quieter, he wasn't overly careful. It's stupid, talented though. Yeah. So good. Yeah, I saw him on Yeah. So good. Yeah. I saw him on stage.

So I'm in a burn this on. I mean, you know, time's here together, man. Yeah. You shouldn't marry him. I don't know. What else you got, Jim? This is just a fun one. I think this is obviously just like a, just for attention.

But anyway, so apparently a lot of people responding to this thing where a guy is looking at this girl and They're they're saying that he's Actually doing the respectful thing by just looking at her and then moving on. So I'll just show this video quick God, she's you see the guy in the background smoking He's just taking it in like yeah, I guess a bunch of the comments were about like Courage she's insane. Yeah, she's insane. I have her Instagram here too She's very pretty, but I mean people are saying like this is how you're supposed to do it like just look and enjoy and It's creepy there. He's Super creepy there. I think like this obviously is probably like part of her plan. I don't know what I mean

I mean, I guess I get this guy kudos. I mean he didn't go. Hey, my mom. Is that her? Is that her? That's her. Yeah. She's she's I mean, she's insane. Yeah, obviously insane So it's well, first of all, she does this. She's she's a yeah, she's a Look at her house. She's an angel. Yeah Look at her ass. She's an angel, yeah. That's insane. Like, oh. Ah. The bikini, no, that one's cool.

The one on the motorcycle. I mean, I mean, hey, can you punch me in my fucking face right now? Can you rip my dick off, cause it's just rock-haw. Oh, my God. Hey, can you put my dick in a, I'm gonna suck it. I'm borrowing your mouth.

Hey, can you borrow my dick in your mouth? It is, I'm rock-haw. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Look at her, right there. Oh, you're wasting's a fruit It's funny because people are giving her props about like or giving the guy props for just like looking and moving up Well look at us Anybody who doesn't look at her is not a human being But it's only when she's in that When they look like that and they go by

If It's also a fruit It's a fruit It's a fruit It's a fruit It's a fruit and just moving up. Well look at us. Yeah. Anybody who doesn't look at her is not a human being. But it's only when they look like that and they go by, if you don't look at her and they're in ailing. Women look at her too. Everyone looks at her.

Oh, but it's like a card, like a fucking F40 goes by, I got a look. Barrier face in my crotch. Huh? What? All right, so this is a, it's like a scene out of the fire in the kid Asian one we did. This is a restaurant in Japan.

People are just lining up to do this thing where they get slapped in the face before they enter. And it's like pretty hard slapstead. That's a woman too. A woman. A CTE. Oh. Oh.

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It's like, take the slap, dude. Yeah. I know Antonia and Noke, the old pro wrestler that, uh, Muhammad Ali, he used to smack people like every time he met him. Oh yeah, I see. I smack his fuck at him. Yeah.

But I don't get why you do this though. It's just, like I said, it's a gimmick. It's a gimmick for the restaurant, but people want to line up and pay it. But it's like two US dollars. It's called Cux or us. It must be something sexual, I think. It's $200.

But then there's girls getting slapped too. So you call Cux Express. There are people that love having their balls kicked in too. I mean, there's lots of that stuff. God, I don't get that. Most of, I can look, I'm like, all right, I guess I can see I can get there. Yeah.

That one, I'm like, in what world? I knew her. I knew a woman who was a dominatrix and she used to have, she had an office where you come in. Most of her clients were lawyers. I probably told her this before, but she had a chair, a metal chair

where you would sit in your balls and cock could go through the metal chair and then she would tie your balls to a she put a ring around your the base Yeah, and then tie it to the floor and now you can't go anywhere. Okay, and then she could you rip you and do all Don't you get sick though? I got don't they get sick? I mean you and I would I'm not into that But how are they now get sick like the rest of the world? Because also do they not when you go in there? Like they can't go in there.

And some people are into being treated like eight. But they ejaculate from the, from the tension. Yeah, all that stuff. Oh, man. All right, now you see, now now you got that. They whip him, they get whipped, peed on, all that stuff. Yeah, I'm just, that's just not my thing. Not my thing, not my thing.

So also like, let's say you're a guy like this nuts cake. Like do you wanna go to the store here, come here. No, it's gotta be a lady. No, I'll do it. Like, hey before say you were a guy like this nut kicked. Like do you wanna go to the store and you're coming here? No, it's gotta be a lady. No, I'll do it. Like, hey before you go to everyone. No, no, no, no, it's gotta be a hot lady with a, a high heels. You remember, crumb, crumb, he was a cartoonist.

Yeah, remember that guy. He was into, bring up crumb's cartoons. He was into big, strong girls carrying him on their back and just, he was a weird guy. He looks like he's ready for that. He looks like he's gonna be ready for that. He looks like he wants to jump on their back and just he was a weird guy. He looks like he's ready for that. Interesting pervert. He looks like he wants to jump on your back. Yeah, like a real pervert.

It looks to be a backpack. Like that stuff, right? Yeah, it was all that weird stuff. Like, girls with really big legs. I wanted to put one. Yeah, he was such a pervert. He's probably a small guy. I think his brother was arrested for all kinds of creepy stuff.

I feel like you and him like the same kind of chair. Well, yeah, but I mean, yeah. He liked those big strong, look at that. Well, that's just him with big foot. He was just, it was all kinds of weird. Yeah, I mean, I mean like some fish dude. I like this. I think yeah our crumb comics There's a good. There's a really interesting Documentary on it. I mean how many comments you have I

Don't have any I never heard of it. There's never a comic book guy. were you? Big time. You were. Who was your comic book? I liked, um, Lobo, I loved Lobo, Carnage Venom, like the Joker ones, but Lobo was my main thing. I like the deal of Batman, little werewolf, little Hulk. Newst name, my all-famous superheroes.

What else you got, kids? So, we have this Georgiules talk about it, but we'll see if we can put on that. I saw this reposited from Black Rifle Coffee. This is a crazy bear bow hunting situation right here. Oh, that's such a bad thing. That's so bad. That's not a good idea. Oh, look at me. Who's filming?

Oh, the beer was going away. I know. Yeah. But the beer was going away. I know yeah But the beer was leaving Brian and you're it I don't like see this I Don't like it either. That's what I was like saying like I'm not sure Well, that's our boy too long bow it is interesting though, but no, no, what? Yes, I'm not sure if we're gonna put this in but it was interesting

Well, the main thing bear But I mean the the fact that the bear kind of like sniffed and then went away. That's what I I don't I don't know if the bear was like oh my god kill the idea of the bear was like the bear let you live The bear could have killed you. Yeah, and then I guess the idea was the bear was walking away and there's that sort of idea. Yeah, I mean, I don't know man. Walk out of good faith. I wouldn't want to kill a bear personally, but

that bear that bear or one of those cute ass baby bears. Well, dear, I he you can eat bear too, but I can't bear. I've always been uneasy about bear killing a bear. Yeah, but also is it hunting when the bear saw you and is walking away? It's kind of like talking shit and then the guys are like, right,

it's old man, they shoot him in the back of the head. Yeah. But he was there hunting, right? That's like it, that's the... That's tough argument. I don't know. And you know, you may not see a bear again. So, but I don't know.

You sure as hell, you know. I got, he's got balls for got balls for shooting that thing in there. It's not even a compound boat That's a long recurve bow. Yeah, it was so close and so it's a compound bow would go a lot of times really deep in that bear I think a lot deeper than that's why it only stuck you know the first Yeah, do we leave this engine? What's up? Do we leave this party? I don't know man I probably think we, we don't show it, we maybe talk about it. That's it? And we'll just say we're, oh really, okay.

I was just more worried about if it's entertaining. Yeah, for me, like, to me it's super interesting. For me, like, it's interesting, yeah, it's something to talk about for sure, but it's, that's, it's fun. If I'm gonna kill a deer, I'm gonna eat every piece of it. I love the meat, sir, if it's anything with an elk, send anything, any of that stuff. So no problem.

I'm also gonna take a shot where I know I'm gonna kill it right away. I don't take shots from a long way, because I can't do this. I think this is respectful. Is this from Sennas? Yeah, okay, this is from Sennas. So it speaks for itself.

I'll just play the video. I'm gonna play the video. I don't want to play the video. Ah! Ah! So look at flipping off with the other team. Ah! Yeah, but yeah, I don't think it's a, I don't approve of that. So look at flipping off with the other team. Yeah, but yeah, I don't think it's I don't approve of that.

I would never let my kid do it. Because if he does it at that age, like imagine when he grows up, like what the hell are there? That bad shit. I think this might be synosis too, but I'm not sure. But yeah, so anyways, it says the just designated quarter back. I don't know where synos got this. This is four days ago. The just came on said he's not coming back. Okay, well she did I'm pretty sure she sent it a while ago, so I'm pretty sure yeah, I don't think it's happening. I understand.

Yeah, speaking of fights during football games, cornerback Kyler Gordon got his helmet broke after you and punch repeated repeatedly in the Vikings game. And he still got the flag on him. Get out of the interception! To midfield to the 45th! Hey baby! Hey yeah!

No! Hey yeah! No! This is how it's all broke. I was forced to like like conduct by Chicago number six for taking it. He's still got, he got black for taking his helmet. Yeah, that's all it's broke.

After someone punched him in the helmet, which is, that's funny. That's tough, you know. Well, the face mask is broken. They stand to the shelf and keep showing football. One more. One more thing. Is it better than that or?

Jody will. Our boy. Yeah, Jody will do the one. Oh, yeah, Doug. Push. Ray Mysterio's son. One more one more thing is it better than that or Jolly well Yeah, don't push Raymond stereo son Jelly is just freaking killing it right now dude. He's everywhere. Yeah, he's being saved now. I love it Love that dude. No way better. Yeah, the sweetest. Well, I also love Chicago. I will be there this Friday, Saturday Friday Saturday, Chicago, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Oh, quick. I'll miss my kids freaking little league games. I'll make sure you come Friday and Saturday Take it at thickboy.com the national one. I'd only Jenny 25th and Austin the 26th 27th. Get your tickets at thickboy.com

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