The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen Break Down/Make Picks for UFC 296 Edwards vs Covington

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen cover the stacked UFC 296 fight card, talk the upcoming Calabasas Fight Companion for the event this weekend with Rampage Jackson and Chito Vera, the Ian Garry drama, Jake Paul's upcoming boxing match this Friday that nobody's talking about, current events around the world and much more! Fum -Start the Good Habit at https://tryfum.com/FIGHTER to save 10% off the Journey Pack today. House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK

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This is really the fight on the kid. Come on, baby. Guys, we're just talking about trucks and the subculture that is trucks. I wanna get you over onto the trucks, I do. And I gotta get on the trucks, I do, I spent all morning at King Shocks in Orange Grove, California.

It's crazy they're here, so it's only about an hour. Yeah. Only about an hour drive. It's like the bees' knees. When it comes to off-road suspension, they're the guys. That's like me talking about wide receivers in the NFL. Like me faking that I'm in the trucks would be,

like you imagine if I was like, all right, this is my angle, I wanna make a lot of money. Guys, I'm in the trucks now. Oh boy. Yeah, it'd be tough. It would be like that thing, it would be a good debut video of me just taking my turrets

and driving over your Tesla. And you'd be like, yeah, yeah. And I'm not gay anymore. Well, Joe, Joe, like men's anymore. Well, Rogan has the best description of what it's like when you're faking something. He said that he was talking about this one guy and he goes, he says he's straight, but whenever he talks about women,

it sounds like a guy who is pretending to speak French, but he doesn't know French. It was such a great, so good. I'm out, gentlemen, we didn't want to do it. We don't want to do it at all. Gibra, it's like, hold on, you're, yeah, dude, I took her and I'm bugging you. Shred and that shit.

I was bugging him at all. It's like, you're 50. Why are you talking this way? I don't quite believe you. I think you bang guys. That is weird. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you who it is when I, you bang guys. That is weird. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll tell you who it is when I, You could be a truck. You might know who it is. Oh, I bet I do. I bet I do. We'll talk. Are you, Oh, do you be on stage?

Are the big UFC 296? I'll be on stage. It's the best card. It's the, it's the, Go see Brian, but also watch the UFC, the fight campaign.

I'll be watching. You'll be conflicted. Watch it on your phone, wall brands on stage. I'm doing a Cheeto Varian rampage. Wow. Wow. Sampium Live, thick boy, you do.

Cheeto is officially fighting Sean for the title, right? Yeah, it's huge. Yeah. But the card is, the UFC's going out with a banger. Yeah, let's go. The main card, dude, take my frickin' money that I'd probably put them to my truck, but take my frickin' money.

Well, let's go through it. Wasente Luke, Ian Machado, Gary. You gotta go with Ian Machado, right? Just because he's on the up-squeing and there's a lot of pressure on it. Yeah, I was saying this on the shop show and I even elaborate on it. The, to me, the best thing about the UFC is the come-up.

Like when Connor was coming up, when Kabeeb was coming up, Kabeeb's made his debut on my fight card, and I had a big deal. I was on the main card, he's on the card, and I had a big deal, dude. It is what it is, I don't have control of it. Yep.

But with the In-Machadogari, like this come-up is great, but it's coming to screeching halt because there's PR team, there's all this bad press and all that stuff, but he's the guy. Here's the thing, all the noise, him being a cock, his girl, this bad press, all that goes away if he wins. If it, just, as Al Davis says to the Raiders,

just win baby. If he had kicked Vicente Luke, there's not, not much, it just people don't, okay. That guy's really good. And you forget about, but right now, he's like in not much you can, it's just people. Okay, that guy's really good. Yeah, yeah. And you forget about, but right now he's like in this limbo and he's like, I'm rooting against him. When I say people rooting against him, I mean, I've never seen anything like this.

Why? Because he's, it's almost like, because the way it's treating you, it's just because it's a number of things. It's just this perfect storm of people think he's fake and like he says one thing, then they actually have old video of him saying another So it's not authentic him being a cuck and then him copying cotton McGregor. It's like this whole

Shit storm of negativity going on around this Insanely talented kid. Yeah, I'm listening to any of this and that's it But only hanging with his dime piece of a wife. Yeah, and getting sucked off. But here's the thing. I'd love to see that. No, I'm not cut. That's your thing. No, I'd watch it. Here's the thing.

Yeah. I, this is what's interesting. If he loses on Saturday, it's over. Because those trolls, all that toxic shit, 10 times more. Just, when I say feeding the trolls, he's dumping loads in their mouth. Just, here you go, here you go, here you go. Raw chickens to crocodile.

Yeah, it's just, it gets, and it's just gonna bury him. And the UFC, they're, they're market savvy, they're social media savvy. They're gonna go, he's too hated. We can't, we can't, we can't. Really, you think so? Oh, man, they do, they're market savvy. They're, they're social media savvy. They're gonna go, he's too hated. We can't, we can't, we can't. Really? You think so? Oh, man. They, they do this all the time. Same, same as like Leon Edwards, who's the main event.

He's so talented. No, this kid has a lot of fight left in him. But we've never, of course he does. Yeah. But you can diminish this insane star, this insane talent. With if he is paying attention to this, he's fucked. I am officially rooting hard for you and my child. I got so much shit for being like I'm rooting for each of my child again.

Of course I'm rooting hard for him. But when I say the entire fan base, the entire MMA space is rooting against this guy. But this all goes away. They're fickle, they're prisoners of the moment. He had kicks Vicente Luke and Luke Spriktak, but he's got his hands on his head. He had kicks, Vicente Eluque, and Luke Spirittaclor, but he was like, and he's got, he's a cos with that dude, his fucking toe. You know?

But, but is it, but there's, like, think of how much shit John Jones has had in his career. How much talk, that awful stuff. When he fights, do you think of any of that? No. Why? Because he wins.

But, now if he loses, it gets way worse. Still so confused by the amount of hate. Like this kid is just literally just showed up and won a lot. He's cocky. He's theatrical. He's married. People think it's authentic.

They don't think it's authentic. And then also it's a version we've seen. So he corners his hair. So he marries Connor. But Connor, he can do it in spades. That's his thing. He was born with that gift. Ian's not so so people find it inauthentic And if you're not authentic people and smell that out his issue is I just want to send down like but you don't have to do

It's too late, but you don't have to do this. You're so terrible fight talk your shit That's fine, but don't don't mimic content. Yeah, you do you create your own lane Yeah, and then the worst thing it is he's wearing Brazilian colors, I think oh Boy who the fuck he's Irish right is the Irish for his English as Irish as you get Irish as it gets No, it says it gets you don't do that. You don't do that because your wife is where the Brazilian don't wear the Brazilian Don't do that because your wife is not where the Brazilian don't wear the Brazilian colors Are you out of your mind? You're wearing Brazil colors. You're fighting a Brazilian who the fuck you're from Dublin Who's that? I can't told you think about think about He is PR team they went how else can we fuck this kid over? Oh wow

He's watching Brazil. So let's have him be a trader and go completely opposite of Dublin, which is a massive fan base, and they support everyone. They still support Conor after all his bullshit. Let's go away from them and go to Brazil. Brazil's like, what? But especially when there's all this pride Irish pride now through the whole of the immigration.

I wish you had subdued that voice, because I'm very good. But that's how I'm from Ireland. No, it's my family is from Dublin. Pretty good. My family is from Dublin. I'm pretty good My family's from Dublin. Yeah, and I'm rooting for in Machado Gary even though Machado things It's like what are you doing? Do you're eating Gary? You're not You know, you know take his wife's middle name. Yes, and so did you I Did you did you did I thought you did you talk to that and I just don't

Yeah, you did I thought you did you told me that and I just don't want to hear mine. I'm a fucking I'm so masculine It's crazy. No dude. You did that like didn't don't spread that I thought you did I spent a terrible breath like you did I'm being serious What I did? Shitty rumor. I thought you're in change your stage days. This is my is my name is my name Brian Rady, Calon Yeah, I thought that's what I just thought it was is it Brian Brian? Did I also keep my ex-wife's name? Brian Humphrey-Rady-Callons? Yeah, I guess.

I don't know. I thought it was your thing, man. Oh, my God. I thought it was what you type of dudes do. That is so funny. No, I thought you had to do that when you buy Tesla. No. Did you have to take your wife's name when you buy a Tesla?

And you have to get a tattoo of Cuck on the base of your lower spine. It's branded. It's sss. You're all cuck, cuck, cuck. Yeah, oh, scratched out with a U. Yeah, but with him, he has just taken a wise name, cuck move, not wearing the, flying the Dublin flag, cuck move, it's just, he, what he's gonna do,

if the, if the UFC gets a point where you can study UFC fighters There's gonna be a marketing 101 and to me a face of eamachado gay, but if he wins We're all talking about him. He's the heel and maybe as long as he wins you can do any of this Astrid has to win got to win a lot of pressure The all the pressure and then here's the question is he not listen to it? And he's good enough to pull this off? Might be. If you smart up, you want my answers?

Yes. Absolutely. And that's why he's not. He's that talented. Freak. Just horrible marketing. Yeah. Terrible, what?

Well, probably wife mistaken too, not the best at publicity. Kind of like a Brian Calon in terms of branding and kind of. Oh, but you're Nike compared to that They're the worst I've ever seen I did I you guys know they've ruined this young lines great. You're gonna love this. I so I'm sitting in I'm sitting there My did the kitchen table my kid is walking around my wife is just kind of doing a thing and the nanny We have a nanny now because my wife had to run some errands and I had to work like so yeah, so We have a manning now because my wife had to run some errands and I had to go to work. Light flacks, okay.

So, I'm sitting there and I'm trying to think of ideas of how to stay relevant in this TikTok world at 56. It's tough. And I go like this. I go, I'm just sitting there. I've come up with a thousand ideas. I haven't really, you know. Come before we do now.

Yeah. And so, I go. I go. I'm looking at my view and I go, I go, I go, I'm looking at my few and I go. I go, do you think I should have a live news show every day for like 20 minutes? And I just heard, she goes like this, she goes, definitely not.

He's absolutely not. I'm like, what? No, she goes, no. That's not gonna work.'s absolutely not. I'm like what? No, she goes no That's not gonna work. That's not and I got mad for a second. I was like what she's right then she goes Hey, do you want? Do you want to get do you want to pick up some packs and then maybe some paper towels to man I go no, I don't want to do any of that. I don't want to do any of that. I want to figure out how to stay relevant I got I sent that back at her. I got all pissy. Yeah, that was like sorry You're going through it and you figured out the guy would know help me figure that

That's the best right that's nothing better. Hey, I gotta make some money I also I got this man. I'm having tough time paying the rent. I figure out what's like doing today You'll figure it out. Hey you get it. Oh, you get it. I'll be homeless My buddy Jimmy Berk used to do that. No matter what the problem, I'd be like, fucking I got him. He go, ah, you get it. That is so funny. I was so frustrated.

I was so mad because my girl had broken up with me and she was dating the dude and it was in my neighborhood and I just couldn't fucking, I was just like, fucking, you know, I got mad at about some other thing. I couldn't figure out how to open the fridge, got stuck, you know, with the drawer, and I go, it's fucking fridge, man. Can I hear you tell I was mad about that thing?

And he goes, ah, you get it. It makes you laugh, but it's so frustrating. That's why I'd send a text to Ian Gary, ah, you get it. You get it. No help. No help at all. Yeah, I can't, is, I don't think there's been more pressure on a fighter since maybe Connor could be.

Only if he's listening to all of this stuff, right? You don't know, he's young, he's 27. And he's pretty active on social media. He's talked back to the haters on social media. That makes me a little worried. Yeah, he turned his comments off. I think that's his wife. Good idea.

Let me see this. It's not a good idea. That means they got you. It's not a good idea. Always be haters. It's my time to respond. Yeah, so he posted this video after all the stuff. They hate the way you walk. They hate the way you talk. They hate that on December 16th. They'll be watching you win again.

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I couldn't, I can't wait. And can I get some color on Vicente Luke? Vicente Luke, I like saying Vicente. Can I get some color on him? I mean, he's been doing it for a hot damn second. Monster. Yeah, and he gets hit and he likes to slug. He's a beast. Yep.

I mean, look at that. He won one, two, three, four, four in a row. He lost a wonder boy, beat Nico Price, Randy Brown. Coming off of the bat. Beep of the bat, brain bleed too. He's coming off, well, he's two, he's lost two, I was last three, beat Doss Anjos, but he's good at everything.

He hits like a match, oh, no joke. I think he's ranked ahead of, I think he's seven. Well, that's how good the law Muhammad is by the macro. Oh, no joke. I think he's ranked ahead of, I think he's seven. That's how good a ballam hominist, by the way. Yeah, a ball was very good. Yeah. But still, a blocker can put him way of decision, you know? Like this is a tough fight for Vicente Luke.

Yeah. It's the most interesting fight on the card, I think, by far. That's gonna be exciting. There's just so much pressure on that kid. It's the Chanday should have been. It came mostly, what is his biggest kid. It's the 10 days when he came mostly. What is his biggest strength? He's good at everything.

It's like a Mack truck, great, Moitai, great kickbox and back button on the ground. Yeah. You know, and we haven't seen even much auto-gayers ground game. Supposed to be pretty good, but we haven't seen it because he he outstriked everybody. But before when he was in cage war, he used a lot of wrestling, a lot of grappling.

I guess the U of C is the straight striker, you know? So, he is a killer. But we haven't seen him against the top guys yet. Not yet. Daniel Rodriguez was a good matchup for him. He's a complete striker boxer. Good boxer. He annihilated him.

Yeah, and that guy, Neil Magnet, he's always perennial top 10. Yeah. He, he should be in charge with a felony for what he did to Neil Magnet. It wasn't a fight. No joke. In fact, he tenderizes his leg.

I know. You know, it's insane. So he's, so he's leaps and bounds above everybody. But we haven't seen him against the top six guys. But he beats Vicente Luke. He gets on the mic, rips a hot promo, callin' out Sean Strickland for making fun of him. Probably fight it mid-await, fight Leon Edwards.

Like he's, he's won it, 18 months, I bet he's fighting for a world title. But again, only a few wins Saturday night. Yeah. You don't win Saturday night? I don't know. I think it's gonna get very tough on him. He doesn't win.

Very tough one. The UFC's gonna make you tough on him. The fan base to make you tough on him. It's a lot for 27 year old kid, man. Fuck yeah. And that's why I'm room for him. And all of the fan base just prisoners of the moment. What do you care?

Why the fuck do you care? That's what I'm saying. I'm just gonna scratch my head. Is a cock. If the guy's not a cock, it's a cat. No, I'm just saying, but okay, but if he is, who gives a flying fuck? Yeah. I don't care.

I don't get why people care. He's a warrior too. He's like, you know, he's a bonafide. But better than I was saying, I'm saying this. I wish people, like anytime you've tried to be really good at anything, right? Like it's really hard. And it never ends being hard.

It's always really hard to keep it. Do you know a hard is to get to where he's gotten? You know, fucking hard that is, to train like that all the time, to be that good all the time. It's a motherfucker. Yeah, he's talented, but that comes with a lot of work. A lot of work. So, let's go back to the card for a sec.

Though, don't you caveat there with Ian Gerai, stick up for him, as far as personal life on the light, you guys care, it's just the real housewives of the U.C. It's just drama, you know, something else to talk about. But with Ian much out of the, the one thing, or I'm like, ugh, there could be a problem there. He's been kicked out of multiple gyms. For what?

We're not sure. That's very interesting. Some of it is he always has a camera filming He's always like he's he's very outgoing, you know talk shit And then he always has a camera and some guys like do we're not filming this. He's like nah, I need to the content So there's some of that maybe clashes with coaches Well, I hear that stuff and like that's a problem But I do know guys on mention aims who are way more famous than Gary,

exact same problem. So they just start their own chips because they don't they don't play well with others. It's literally their narcissists and most fighters are and it has to be their way or the highway anybody else can kick rock. That's what makes them great. Yeah, they're tough to deal with. Yeah, John Jones got kicked out Jackson's. I've there's a ton of guys have been kicked out. They start their own teams and it's only about them you might be one of those guys John Jones got kicked out of Jackson, yeah, yeah, they what was do you have any color on that was that was old bubble

But they like we don't want your name a reason really you serious bad publicity I mean dude firing guns at homeless wrecking a car while drunk. Yeah, but he was Still there he was there through all that. No, no, no, they kicked him homeless, wrecking a car while drunk. But he was still there. He was there through all that. No, no, no. They kicked him out. The main one was the kids, you know, at the hotel, the wife was like scared.

That's what it is. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, he beat up his wife. That was right. And the kids went and told security. And he had Brian's like, I don't get it. He had him just, he had fun at a police car. Yeah, I would be like, sorry.

But they don't care the headbutt, the police car. He had but his wife. That's the issue. Yeah, it's not a good thing. Headbutt, the police car, wouldn't go fuck be like, sorry. I don't care if you had the police car. You had but his wife, that's the issue. Yeah, it's not a good thing. Headbutt the police car, we don't go phone. Yeah. There's too many issues there for me, like, oh god damn, we gotta get out of here. But then when guys go on their own, some flourish.

But that's a little bit of a red flag. When you're kicked out of multiple gyms, again, it's a red flag or just means, all right, don't play well with others. It's his show. So you get to a certain level to start your own shit. Yep. But that's something to be cautious of.

Whenever guys get in kicker, multi-gins, you're like, he's got a problem. But he just might be, he might be a lot where he fucks up chemistry of a team. He's definitely a lot. He's definitely a lot. Maybe I don't, he's playing a character, but you know what I'm saying?

Like maybe, like Kobe Kohnstin's a great teammate. People love that guy. Kobe's a lot. He's a character. Top team. Yeah, but he went up to another team, they love him. Like he's a character. He's playing a character.

You might be playing a character. Or he's like this 24-7, they're like, dude, you're fucked up in the chemistry, you gotta get out of here. Yeah. But I just, I don't know how to see how you don't lose. We're talking about him. And I can't lose. Everyone's talking about him. But I just don't see how you can't root for We're talking about them and I can't really explain. Everyone's talking about them, but I just don't see how you can't root for that.

Like if you're not rooting for this guy and you know what he's up against, if he loses, it's gonna get pretty dark for him. I don't, who cares what he does in his personal life? Why you don't root for that? I don't understand. I don't, that's just society. Like they want, oh my god, this kid's so talented. Well, you might like, Neil Magni, and I was very confused at how insulting he was to Neil Magni.

Like after he won, it was weird, right? Again, because he's playing of, he's playing a character. Yes and no, but he's playing a character that's a page out of Conor McGregor's book, but when it's not your thing, it comes off as inauthentic and mean. Yeah.

So when you talk about, and this is, again, this should be young and dumb, which I can forgive. He's 27. When you talk about Neil Magdy beating his children, Neil did interviews. You don't understand the problems that caused. That wasn't an issue before the fight. At the fight, I almost lost my fucking children.

Yeah. He was child custody came and almost took my fucking kids because you spread this rumor and there's no truth to it, whatsoever, I was making a statement. You can get sued for that shit, man. You fuck so and you can lose your kid. So it's like he doesn't understand. That's not a definition.

His actions fucked my life up. I almost lost the thing I care about most. Ingears 27, he's trying to be like Conor, made a huge mistake. I can forgive that, he's trying to be like Connor, made a huge mistake. I can forgive that, but he has to find his path. Right now, he's mimicking Conner's, but you don't wanna do that. There's only one Conner.

Also Conner's also funny. Conner was also like had a lot of fun. Because he's speaking his truth. Like he would do this, whether he was a fighter or if he's a tar contrast, does it matter? But I think with Connor, also do you want Connor's career? Do you want his bank account? Yes, do you want his career?

That guy's hated, man. But he was beloved. He was the jewel of Dublin. Now, a lot of people don't claim him. They don't want to be associated with all that negativity. So it's like, Ian, he went down that road, but there's a certain level you gotta stop at, man. He's just a young kid.

It's like, you don't want to end up like Connor. The bank account, I get all that. I want that money too. But as far as the press, you don't want those problems, dude. It's not good. The lawsuits, the constant women claiming they got in practice, you don't want that shit slapping people in bars, getting fights in bars, you don't want that shit, dude. That's Connor. Don't be like that be better. Yeah

Like if you're if you're if you love Connor be better Don't you don't have to do all the shit Do you talk to him with your fucking fist in his feet? Yeah, do that do be different than Conner more people would love him Love him. He's a good guy if he he wins, if he wins this fight though. I'm all in. He has such an opportunity to win this fight and get on the mic and drop the fucking hottest promo and get that next.

You think he should call out? Oh, he should get on there and call Sean Strickland, a cuck, a racist, a former Nazi, go, so hard on the pants Sean Strickland, do you have to see, we gotta make it happen. That's what you should do. That's a big money fight. That's the move.

But again, his wife is like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, call out Francis. Call out Francis. Call out Francis. Okay, wifey. Yeah. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

it's like an idiot, dude. Yeah, call out Francis yeah call Francis I don't some bullshit you do what car canal just some bolt does makes no sense you know what I'm saying like just don't do that about her don't make her face like that it's not what I'm like well it's fucking stupid what she's doing I've never seen this face on her I'm noticing that so please don't do that All right, well just think of the worst call out ever Yeah, and that's what he's gonna come up with. She's in the back like I think you call it a transpire He's a call on trans are there yeah, okay

You know, Jake Paul. Wait, just a quick correction, just, just, or he's gonna really fuck himself. I'm like, I'm calling that transgender fighter and just some girl who's not trans and just ruined his career. Some girls are like, what the fuck? I'm not a, oh my god.

You know, like that's some horrible PR move that she's gonna come up with. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah, call this fire and some poor girls, like I'm not trans, you piece of shit. Who, what do you think of the Tony Ferguson? Well, probably real quick, just so the audience knows.

So Ian Gear is actually 26. 26, that makes him even younger, which is a big, you know, one year's a big deal. 26, I was a, I'm 40, I'm a moron. 26. I was an idiot at 26. I'm still an idiot. Yeah, but I'm less of an idiot. Yeah, I'm less an idiot barely. Yeah, but 26, dude, and you have all this fame and talent through he's fucking piss 26. Baptism by fire. You're gonna learn quick.

And the good ones can handle this. The good ones can hand over and show the fucked up. Great one's can handle it. They like the pressure. It's like Bryce Harper at baseball. They ask the coach because he hit that game went home run, you know, in the playoffs. And they went, how's this guy do it?

Like he's been hurt half the season. And then the games on the line, he, how's this guy do it? Like he's been hurt half the season and then the game's on the line. He's like, for whatever reason, when the odds are stacked against him, Bryce Harper is the exact guy he wanna, he thrives. If it's just a regular day game, he does all right. If the pressure's all on him, he'll hit home run. And it's crazy to like when it's bases loaded

to out, sure, she down three this kid this fucking guy is the exact part. Because he thrives in that moment. Yeah, I feel that way about Sean. Not yet, but he'll get. Yeah, he's definitely shows up. Yeah, some people just show up their best days when it's all accounts.

Yeah, agree. You can say that about John Jones probably too. You know, and some of these guys are just trained who I would say about John. Yeah, he's just so talented. Yeah, he's just better I didn't know Josh Emmett and Bryce Mitchell look like they're in different way classes It was a late second replacement fight Bryce Mitchell step it in for that. That's a tough fight for Bryce Yeah, I love Bryce. Yeah, I love Bryce

It took a lot of damage tough fight dude tough. Yeah, Josh Emmett Strong it's like a Mack truck tough to take down short base I don't like the fight for Bryce. Yeah, that's a tough one. Josh Emmett. Tony Ferguson, Patty Pimlett's an interesting one. It's not that interesting to me. I would rather, I would rather Tony Ferguson.

I was thinking about this and I was thinking that. What were you thinking? He never was the same after the Justin Gachachi fight and they should have stopped that fight. Oh, at least two rounds in. Yeah, I think he was even before that, but he's been fighting for all the miles on him. Here's my thing, you ready for this? Remember this hot take?

If Tony can pull that terrible picture of him. But if Tony can pull this off, you know, he fights next. Okay. It could, are you gonna say Nate Diaz? Nope, let's stupid right? Hold on hold on hold on hold on. He's naming in the UFC, right? Hold on Are you even a child garrer's wife? Tony Ferguson if you beat him. Get on the mic. Call out Nate Diaz. Paddy Kimblet. What?

If he's patty family. Yes, his next fight if he wins his next fight. Who's he fight? Francis and Gunner Francis and Gunner Francis and Gunner Wow, dude. I'll watch that right hell. Yeah, I'd watch that. Uh, no, you fight so Conor MacGrayer. No, yep. What? Yep No, yep Very strange to me. Why would it be strange? They're supposed to fight before. Connor needs a win. Connor's probably not gonna beat Michael Chandler. Tony's coming off a win.

They're both big legend names. Connor needs a win. It's Connor gonna fight Michael Chandler? Yes, you have to see 300. Maybe a little after that, but that fight's gonna happen. You don't think he's gonna be a very tough fight for him. Yeah, I'm rooting for Connor's one of my face. So I love Chandler too, but Connor's one of my face. So I love Chandler too, but Conner's one of my face.

So let's say he loses that fight, then you'll see he's like, we gotta get one more. Who you gonna throw him to? What's a fight he can win at this level? He's not that accurate. I actually would like to see him fight, Patty Pimlet. That's, I'd like to see Conner McGregor

a Patty Pimlet fight. That's what I'm gonna do. Conner's not taking that fight. Why? Cause he's not even ranked in the top 30. And you think Patty beats him? Connor? Yeah.

I think I'm gonna see what version of Connor we get. As fair. I'd probably take Connor. That's fair. Yeah. Patty's striking his very amazement. Yeah. So Patty?

Connor lights him up. Patty, then you have to see what I'm doing to that, to Patty. Right. You're gonna ruin the star? No, no, no. But we can ruin Tony. Yeah. But we also need to get Connor a win.

Who are you gonna give him? We gotta get this guy to fucking win. What are we gonna do? Top five, we can't keep doing that. Tony, if he beats Patty, he's come off a big win over Patty. Everyone knows who he is. And let's say he's back, better than ever.

Cool, here's Connor. It sells, everyone's gonna buy all the cash. I'm like, Tony first, and even on like a nine fight winning streak. You know, they're stupid, right? I, I don't wanna see 21st in fighting anymore. But you're a hater, because if he beats Patty, if you beat Patty, but let's say he does, I'm saying, if he beats Patty,

I don't care what happens in the kind of fight. He has paid more money than God, which he well-learned. He should have all the money he can ride from the sunset. Just take, fight one more after this, that's all we need out of you. And, he should have all the money can ride from the sunset. Just fight one more after this, that's all we need out of you. And you make all the money can ride from the sunset. I guess what I see with these. I see the movement of his body to be not what it used to be.

And I'm not talking about age, it feels like it's. I think it's both. It's a combo of both. Yeah, and I hate that more than age. There's nothing I hate seeing more than that I literally can't stare at it's tough It's like I hate seeing when I see an old fighter go try to make a comeback and they're punching like this And I go I would I would rather look at anything else because that's that's cognizant

It's sad. Fuck off like I hate that patty pinless got the biggest face. He could sometimes he looks great right now Yeah, he's he's a hundred and fifty five pound guy, but when he puts on when he eats his head, his head, when I did when he's on food truck, it was 230. He was what is his enemy? 230. What? 230 and every bit of six feet. We have the picture of us. We get me next door and I'll and remember I'm about 240 something something out remember in this picture on two sixty go and bring that up 230 230 I went I went same look at him. I went what are you doing? I go what happens if they do a short notice fight? He's like I would never do a short notice fight. Why do they? No, that was you Brendan God you

That's me and Patty right there. Get some tits on you. Um, but look at his face there. Yeah, no, I mean, it's insane. He's got a burger. He's got he did. I had one. He had three. And then when I watched, uh, a soccer game, it looks like, oh, I need a picture with you. There's a picture of me and him side by side. I don't have a factory there, huh? Yeah, a lot factory said to go Because you had to do it in San Diego. Oh, I got you always

But I'm gonna just go to the food truck tires episode. Yeah It's crazy though, right? I mean damn I want to fight him now he He looks on the stand that life. Could you understand him? Yeah, that is Brazil. I'm too sexy there. I'm supposed to find him in Brazil. He's every bit as thick as you are.

His head is bigger than yours actually. But you don't look bigger though. Yeah, I'm 260 there. Sort of hair too. Yeah, you're skinny right now. What about 240 for real? Yeah, 240. Yeah, you're skinny or nice.

260 in that and look at, look at Patty. Oh my Lord. Big hands, he's a big kid man. I mean, he's got a big, big frame. Great guy, superstar. Just has that, you know how the Rout got a big, big frame. Great guy, superstar. Just has that, you know how the Routoulo brothers, you're like, Jesus, great. They just have that sauce.

Yeah. That's patty. Yeah. Suzy me and I'm like, oh, love this. Karisma, love this. Yeah, star proud. He's such a good person. Oh, this guy's great.

Yeah, he seems like a sweetheart. All right, go back to the card, I love this. It's Tony, patty. Yeah, I'm a fun fight. Yeah. Uh, uh, Shoffcott, Wonder Boy, tough fight from Wonder Boy. Yeah.

I would say Tony has a better chance of winning than Wonder Boy does. Really? Really? Shoffcott's the guy. Yeah. Damn. Shoffcott, probably it's a title shot after this? Like, he's a monster.

Look at him. That's what the UFC's even a little bit of a pickle there because if you have much auto Gary just storms over the Centai Luka and then Shoffcott wins. Did you Shoffcott Ian? It's not nice to Ian. It's a great fight. But you have two contenders that that division could use it. I know. I want to see his face. Are you his face? Yeah. You should have. I don't know. You have no clue. I want to see his face on his face. Yeah He's such a bad guy. No, he is yeah No clue, but I have to see his face. Yeah, that's the guy, but he usually fights it 85 Absolutely not he doesn't know absolutely not. Yeah, he does he thought it. I think he fights it

I think he started at 85. That's why I want that was I'll make sure I was talking about I think you fight down the UFC Yes, I'm almost positive. You start look at he used take a look. He used to fight at 85 for sure. And the fight I saw him at, where he started out. He started out well to wait. He started well to wait and he did a catch. 176, he's never fought at middleweight ever in his life. Really? Here's the thing, you don't know who he is and that's fine.

I do know who he is. You know who he is. He don't, and he thought he was a middleweight. Catchweight's 75. You think he's hombs at, and that's fine. No, no, he's tall. He's a tall guy. He's not tall.

See how tall he is. He's not tall, especially for the division. Well, six one. Six one. Six one. No, I know exactly who he is. I've seen him. No, he is. He's not tall, especially for the division. Well, six one. He's tall. Six one. No, I know exactly who he is. I've seen him. No, because he's got his middle weight, right? No, I thought he fought if 85.

You know, you do it right now? He fought if 85 before that? Never. He's never fought at 85 since 2014. He fought at welterweight. So, that's a long time ago. All right. He started fighting at 2014 just at welterweight.

Pro at least. Speed out of the Rivera. Look at that shit. Oh, you're probably talking about his amateur career You probably watch some of that. I don't know. I saw I saw him fighting and I thought it was 85 Hey, fine. You just learn who he is. So he's the guy with the fur hat I know he's got no idea. Yeah, you don't I don't he's a monster. I think I'd hurt for a while To a fault been inactive. Yes No, I know exactly who he is. We don't know why.

He didn't get hurt. We don't know why. He's like, no, he is because everybody was talking about him. Everybody's like, he's, you know, we've been talking about him for years. Yeah. He's the next guy. Yeah.

He's the guy. If it's a bank, anybody in the world champion, it's this guy. Yeah, and one of boys got this guy. 17-0, 17 finishes. One of boys, 41 years old. Yeah, that's a tough one. Well, one of boys complained about paying the UFC went. Is that what they did? No

proud. Is that what they do? Call of Shoffcott. Oh my God. You're ready to eat daddy? Really? That's what they do to you. That's what they do. Here we're gonna give you a young up and coming killer who does everything well. And the Ian Machado's Shoffcott, it doesn't why kill two young lines like let them let one of them take out Leon and then have another have a fight and then they fight. Okay, so go keep, let me go back to the card now. But I do think Tony has a better shot of winning.

And then you have your co-main event and nobody's talking about, nobody cares about. Pan Toja and Brandon Roy Val. Yeah. Great fight going for Brandon Roy Val, Denver's finest. And then you don't have to click on it, Jim. We're also not gonna cover it. Sure as fuck not cover on this show.

And then you have the main event, Leon Edor, it's Kobe coming to. Yeah. Who you got, Leon or Kobe? Depends on the version of Kobe we get. I'm gonna say, I'm going with Kobe. But the only reason I'm going with Kobe is because I think Kobe is going to,

if he's smart about this, is going to, if he's smart about this, is going to be in his grill. He's not going to be at a distance where Leon Edwards can hear that. That's the only way Colby fights. He's going to be in his, there's no other way to fight. That's right. That's all he does. Well, he sometimes he tries to, you know, stand in back.

He's in your grill though, he's applying pressure. He never fights on the outside. Yeah. And that's a problem for Leon Edwards. That's, it's going to be tough. Really? I think so. He'd be, come on, for Leon Edwards. That's it's gonna be tough. Really? I think so. To be tomorrow twice doing that. Come on to the exact same thing. Remember the first the first fight he the first fight with tomorrow. Tomorrow was absolutely dominating and dominating him with his wrestling just may be in a pain in the ass to him. Then he got head kicked and then we'll have the second fight. Second fight

started learning because Leon got better. But it he get better or did Camaro's knees not allow him to train? He can't. Leon hasn't been able to run for years. Leon hasn't. I mean, I'm sorry Camaro has. Yeah, but his knees have always been better. I think these things catch up to you. You know, I think that Camaro, I think Camaro was the perfect tune up to fight Colby.

He's done it twice now. All he's, he's had two years to work on just take the undefense. He hasn't fought in a hot minute. Two years. He's had one's been active, one hasn't. He has world-class striking. Kobe has to try to get inside and not get fucking murked. Tough fight for him. Tough to get inside, right?

And also, what version of Kobe are we getting here to fight in two years? He only has one way to win. Yeah, he's a buzz saw. He's just going to be little so as come on though. Come on out. Buzz saw his Colby. Yeah. And Leon beat him twice. That's true. That's fucking whom I ruined for Colby. Who would I put my on Leon? Really? Yeah. And I love Colby. With top five

favorite. So you think you think Leon sort of either keep scoping. I think one's getting pay every time he gets close. Yes. I think one's getting better. Every time he gets close. Yes, I think one's getting better and one's not. Really? Yep. We know exactly what Colby's gonna do. Leon's getting better, man. Every time we see one,

Jesus, take down a fence, he took Camaro down. Yeah. Yeah, well, it's real athlete. Who's better athlete would you say? Train Colby and Leon? Yeah. I don't know, tough. Who's got more speed. He's got more. I know what you're doing here I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. What? Leon's black. I don't I am I didn't know

One one one can literally didn't want one can square way faster I didn't even I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really was just reminded that he is black I don't I literally was just right. I just know I know you're doing I know I'm gonna I just know that because I know you're doing, I know I'm looking at a picture. Championly on, I know you're trying to pick me in a pic of her. So it's more athletic. So you might be going, you might be saying knockout?

Oh yeah. Really? Oh yeah. Not the distance. Goes distance, Kobe wins. Mm. But under five, Leon Alde. How's Cody fitness?

I don't know how to take that. I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're trying to do the... If Kobe is... I see you. If Kobe can get his way out of the... Who's more athletic? If Kobe can take Kobe wins.

What did you say? If Kobe can close distance really quickly in this drill. And I get it. Yeah, even if he can close that distance. Leon has his hands full. Full. And so it really is a question of can Leon for five rounds keep him at that distance? What he does.

What he does. And then stop the takedowns. He's the best in the world at it. That's why he's champion. Yeah. Tough fight for Colby. Two years off, his last one was over. Jorge Mazvidal before they lost twice to Camaro.

Okay. And I'm a Colby dick rider. I love the kid. Yeah. Last win was over Jorge Mazudal before they lost twice to Camaro, okay. And I'm a Kobe dick rider. I love the Gia. Off a fight for him. Also is even deserving of this title shot. Most would say no. You're two and two. You haven't fought in two years.

Your last win was over Jorge Mazudal. You're fighting for a title? Was it WWE? Yeah. Yeah. It's a great great look at all the stories in this bike car though I know it's the best car ever my girl is a K.A. Our friend Tiger's dad just by new house he's having a party on Sunday I was like you think I'm gonna go there you'll see 296 I'm'm watching. You told I said fuck off. Yeah. Come on, baby. Dude, don't be disrespectful.

Come on now, you okay, go there. You know, it's a big USC night. I'm gonna call you. I'm gonna be like, what's up, bud? You want answer? No. Hey, man. You watching the fight?

I don't wanna get my phone during the fights. You know, undercards lit. You had Dustin Jacobi on the fucking pre-pre-limbs against Alonzo Menafield. Great cut. You got Cody Garbrat, Brian Keller, our boy. What is Kobe? Can I see Cody?

Cody's, yeah, can I see his record? He's had a tough one. I know what you're doing here. No, just asking for a fuck. No, I know, you're doing. I'm about to ask one. I'm ashamed Cody. He won his last one.

There you go. Before that was tough. Yeah, he's had five losses, but a lot of wins when two hours last seven It's tough. It's tough. He's the man though. Yeah, and it's that banemweight. What's that? It's that banemweight. Yeah Yeah It's very belonged to me. What slide. It was a disaster Yeah very belonged to me. What, what, slide it was a disaster. Yeah. What are your thoughts on that fight? I mean, I'm taking Cody all day.

I love Brian, but yeah. Tough fight for Cody, yeah. Very tough fight. Very, very tough fight. So let's see if people are questioning your chin, Brian hits like a fucking tank, awful fight. UFC's not doing many favors. No. That UFC doesn doing many favors. No.

That's UFC doesn't do favors unless you're certain fighters. Man. Really unless you're Connor, there's no favors. It done a good job. Who's had a good job? Dan and White, UFC. And White. You have a good job?

They've done a good job. Because I'm excited as fuck. Oh, this fight card? Uh-huh. Yeah, it's phenomenal. I mean, you know, it's you have to do 96 real housewives of the UFC. That's what they should call this. Real housewives, the UFC, the only thing compete with it is Spacan Washington with Brian Gellon. You have to do 96. It's just called drama. There's so much drama here. Drama. Drama. There's so much drama here. Drama. Uh, go, uh, let's see what else you got.

Oh, good. You want current events? I guess, all right. And we can start current events. It's getting the current. Go ahead, dude. By the way, I feel like this press conference that's going to happen that will probably be one of the bigger ones because of all this drama, which would be great for the UFC

obviously. Pantosha and Brandt Roy Val are going to be like, what the fuck? I know how to do a comic. We didn't get two words there. We're the co-made event. You know what season you're like, show your fucking mouth. Yeah. Yeah.

It's gonna get nasty with Ian and Colby. I just can't wait. I'm nasty. I'm stoked. That's why Leon's just like so classy. He's like whatever, just rolls with it. But Ian and Colby on there. Oh, yeah.

And then Shoffcott's bad English, dude. Take my money. And Ian said he's gonna show up too. I think I read somewhere he's gonna show up because people thought, because he wasn't in the embedded episodes that maybe he would not want to show up, but yeah, he should show up.

He should. Yeah. What's this? So Jake Paul's fight is actually this Friday. I didn't realize it was coming so quite. So someone so Jake Paul put on the biggest name in combat sports and then right at it someone goes dude you're fighting Saturday nobody knows. Yeah. Like I just saw the weigh-ins this morning and I was like oh my goodness. This is and I

don't know why Paul is doing this. It's like who are you doing this for? Unless it's for himself. like you're the proof. He can prove he can compete with legit boxers, but you're making less money. It's a tougher fight. You're doing the same amount of training. You're making less money. Less people are gonna see it.

Who is this Andre August guy? Like a low level pro boxer, just like a guy literally. And Paul's still a minus 650 favorite. That's strange. It sounds like he's like doing this for himself. See how he, but also maybe he's doing to the haters too.

Be like, look, I beat a real boxer. See, he wanted me to fight a boxer, but you're like, no, we don't care. Like that's never gonna go away. Yeah. Never. He has to beat like a canelo before those haters and like, there you go.

Yeah. You know, it's not happening. So keep fighting the old MMA guys and making all the money we all tune in. This, I didn't even know what was going on. I didn't think about it. I hope he wins. I like Jacob.

I hope he wins. Sounds like you will. My six-fifty is a huge favorite. But yeah, nobody's talking about, what's it on even? A dozen. Okay. I'll definitely watch it. So I have been scouting the next top athletes

for the NFL. I move. I'm very good at my job. Chin, check out this monster. Zoom. One arm and a fist. Oh, big. Look at that. Daddy. Let's go. out this monster. One arm in this. Oh, big daddy.

Let's go. Hey, your threads. Man, oh man, that kid's got to get on a diet. Oh, yeah. But. Okay, it goes down pretty easily. That's fine. Understand.

Yeah, he's got it. He's a big boy. But one handed, that's impressive. One handed. It's probably the highlight of his athletic career. I'm so yeah Don't know what yeah the Sky North Australia got into a fight with the shark and yet had the time to film his leg being bit off What he filmed it. Oh, yeah dude whatever it takes for the gram Well show a little bit of this bit obviously show us all of it. No, I'm being on the episode.

I'm like, who would have done this? Oh, but it already got him. I want to see the shark. Well. Oh my god. See, have a selfie stick? No, no, no. It's like I'm in a movie.

Don't be stupid, I got you, don't be. I got you, I got you. What language is this? It's Italian. Is this Italian? It's Australian accent. Leave. That's how we get? That's all you get, yeah. What languages is that really is a talent? Australian accents That's how we get that's all you get. Yeah, I wanted more. That's kind of hurt like what kind of shark was it says monster Great white. I need more yeah out there. Yeah, it has to be great. I think too. I was or

Or or Tiger shark or a bull shark. Well, I would imagine bull Out in Australia a lot of great white central out there. But it looks so shallow. He's running a circus. Well, I think he's having his legs. He's like, man, right guys? All right, now he was like, he probably swam in, right guys? Oh, God.

Man. What about a leg? Oh, let's see. You got a tie, turn it around that. Hold on. Think about if you're the guy that finds. Look at how much fun there is. Look at how much blood there is.

That's crazy, that sucks so bad. Great white shark malt cap, kayaker after cap size. But look what he says here. My grandfather protected me. I know, I says I no longer have a leg, but I'm alive. That's, and they know, the key to that whole statement is my grandfather protected. Not good enough.

Well, where was he when the shark was ripping your leg off? I'm looking kid with it with a, with a, with a, with a kid with a little fucking African grand on his social. African Greyhound? Smart as it's a smart word, dude. That's a bear. I love that, Brian. That's an African Grey.

They can speak more words. They can literally, they can say come and tickle me. They literally have sent you to take a bunch of words Who gives a fuck no, but they know what they're saying yeah, no crazy this kid got his leg bit off by shark and you're highland that that bird saved him That bird died bomb I like that's poor kids leg it's rip off counts like sweet bird you know that bird the kids like what the by the way I bid him right on the knee like that's fun. They're gonna try to save his knee So it probably bid him right below the knee or like on the knee that would suck. There's a go fun me though

No 78,000 is already pretty dang good Gunna but I'm saying that's pretty good. That would suck so bad. Shark just puts your whole fucking leg in his mouth. That much. That's a lot of meat right there. See that? Oh.

Fuck, dude. Oh, take that. That looks delicious. Oh, I thought sharks don't attack humans. That fuck outta here. So here's another one. Kanye's back to being Kanye. I don't think there's much to say about this. You guys can of here. So here's another one Kanye's back to being Kanye. I don't think there's much to say about this.

You guys can go here. Well, it's a black hood though. It's still a hood. Yeah, but we're always looking for shit. It's all weird. Kanye is just doing like this weird shot. But also just make good music, dude. He dropped that sample, the Backtree boys. Yeah, and then the back tree boys

Like we didn't give you authority to do that really. Yeah, but he released it and back sheets like hey, man You're us money. It's funny. I think he's gonna weather any storm, right? He's kind of untouchable now, right? He said town his music so good It's just different. Did you think was tough? Yeah, but he weathered that storm The black cake gay hood it's tough. Yeah, it's it's tough to be a fan of his you know But he just knows how to ride that edge because we're all like yeah, but it's a black hood and also he's with black people and also

He's black and it's like oh, you know, he just And he's so famous, no one in the back was like, you really? You want to wear that? Yeah. No one was like, can't do you have to. No. I'm not telling him anything. Well, that's the problem. That's why he's in the situation.

It's like you and Machado Gary, no one's telling him anything. That's the problem. This is the craziest shit ever. So if any of your wives have romance bags, you know who this guy is. So this guy is the heir to the $11 billion Billion dollars for a fortune has no one to give the money to and is adopting his 52 year old Gardiner and just passing it on to the gardeners all yes Dude that is actually

Incredible yeah, he's unmarried has no children of his own stands to pass down billions dollars to the airman's fortune currently by 220 billion he's only gonna live in air so he's only one of the only one of the kids but only 11 bill he owns he owns five to six percent of the house yeah i'd like to see this gardener who's gonna go on a binge and rule I would like a I don't know if you have some bad 11 bill you can I would like to have money I don't I don't think you can You can you can you that's what like you wouldn't win the lottery to get a hundred million They're not gonna show his face. I could buy a hundred million trucks. I can do that and possibly I can buy properties 11 bill Be you probably he probably thinks that that he's a like partner. No, no, no That's not a big

He probably thinks that gardeners the most decent man. He's ever met Yeah, I think I think oh, when you're a wait a minute if you're white gardener. No, no, no, that's not the best of it. He probably thinks that gardener's the most decent man he's ever met. Yeah, I think that's, I agree. And when you're, wait a minute, if you're a gardener, when you're a gardener, I got, I got a story for you. When you're a gardener for that dude, okay? You know everything about, you're an artist, you're a fucking high-coum, you're like a Zen master.

So I got something for you on the, I talked to the, I gave his garden a 20 bucks. I talked to the foremost expert on trees. You wanna hear something crazy about trees? The foremost expert on trees. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this go, oh my God, dude, blow your fucking mind. Did you do this for the coma?

Watch this, watch this. Holy fuck, watch this, watch this. Blow your fucking mind. Did you do this for the calm? Watch this. Watch this. Holy fuck. Watch this. Give it to me. When a deer starts eating, so how to treat communicate. They communicate. They communicate literally the way we communicate.

How do they do it? Oh no. Anybody? To the roots. No. So God roots, there is basically fungi underground. It's like mushroom fungi. It's like a web.

It's literally like the internet. It's literally like this, but listen, listen, listen, this is fascinating. This is fascinating. I'm listening. So it's like this, this whatever. Yes. Right?

Okay, when a deer starts eating the tree over here, right here this tree sends a message to this tree and This tree and the message is hey dude. I'm getting eaten by a fucking deer Raise the tan and levels in your leaves make your leaves super bitter Or you're gonna get eaten so this tree turns their leaves within half hour too bitter for the deer to eat it and they talk to each other. And what's up now vegans? And you want to give us shit for killing pigs and

eem cows? The trees communicate like the pigs do about this. Then you get too like giant redwoods but you have a little tree. But why is that a little tree's getting zero sunlight, so how is it growing? Interesting. How is it growing? How is it growing? The large trees give these trees nutrients. Okay. Like it's their kids.

Like it's their kids. I got one even fucking better. Hey real quick, going question. Was this podcast more than four minutes? It was a podcast. It was I was having dinner in England. Oh, I thought it was a podcast. The guy is the botanist to the Queen of England.

Oh, she's dead now. So he's the one who's in charge of England. The King of England. Now the King. So, um, Oh, they're saying this is a podcast. Yeah, and then there was some other insane thing where when the, now when the fucking fun guy that is giving messages to the trees

if the trees don't give some of their nutrients to the fun guy the fucking fun guy cuts that tree off. Turned on him. This is all scientifically documented. There is a whole world going on and they're all talking to each other. Where you going? What the fuck is going on here? It's Ferngolly.

It's Ferngolly. It's Ferngolly. And oh, another thing. A tree itself when an insect starts eating the tree. On this side, the tree will tell the leaves over here, hey guys, turn your tannins up. Tannins up. Yeah.

It's fucking nuts. That's just one-tank time. It takes them a half an hour to change. Literally less sometimes. Yeah, it should be less, right? They can change their whole body, but the crazy thing is the tree next to them. All the trees next to them get a message.

And fruit does the same, right? And then those trees that got the message will give that tree nutrients. Like, hey, thanks a lot. Here's a little sum for you. Get the fuck out of here. It's a different world, man. Isn't that crazy?

Wild. Wild. It's a different world, man. Isn't that crazy? Wild. Wild. It's basically exactly how human beings, it's like, if you wanna treat others, do I get to listen to you and have others do? Here's my Mark and Brain. Take notes, you know, Charlie Gears, he's my Mark and Brain.

That guy started a podcast called, Trees Gone Wild. He should, because there'd be a lot of people that would actually be into it. Yeah, I don't think so. But again, you have to know about trees. I mean, you have to know. Well, that's where we listened to it.

So his dog has educators on trees. Yeah. Yeah. The trees got wild. God. And he travels all over the world. Just to see trees. There's a tree that lived that's 8,000 years old.

8,000 years old. It's in like, I think Joshua Tree actually was out there, like right in the state. I'd rather be in Salt Lake. Or it's in some really, really dry area, 8,000 years old, it's in the, it's in like, I think Joshua Tree actually, it was out there, like right in this state. I'd rather be in Salt Lake. Yeah, or it's in some really, really dry area, 8,000 years old. 8,000 is the oldest tree. Ah, Vandals cut it down.

Yeah, Vandals were like, let's cut this down. He tells his family, he's like, babe, they just called me, I gotta get out to see this red wood by the first day. He brings his family with them. She's like, it's not going anywhere. He brings his family with them. Everywhere? Yeah. And they're all like this. He says, this is the first year with she's like it's not going anywhere he brings his family with him everywhere. Yeah, and they're all like this He has this is the first year where his wife was like hey, can we get a Hawaii and not good a fuck this trees and why

Look at trees. Yeah, palm trees can we you know palm trees talk to Vacation all you taking a summer in the middle of the Congo to look at a tree all trees matter Yeah, we got you fuck, I forgot about that about trees. All right, so did you guys see this stuff? This footage about a Clores of Shields sparring another boxer named Archer's? Yes. I'm a Tebas.

And he's sitting. He posted a video. He took the padding out of it. Yeah, so she's accusing me of doing that. So she says she's never been dropped or knocked out in like 17, I don't know how many years, but I'll show you a quick. So this is a footage.

Oh, everybody gets caught. Yes. Oh. Oh, that's a salt, brother. God, dog. That's how she is. How much is going on all out? Uh, so she's accusing him of taking the padding

out of the gloves. And then this is her actually talking about it here. Yep. This gets crazy. Yeah. Are we positive you think the padding out? No, no. So this is her accusation about it.

He's a pretty girl. Oh, yeah. That's why Karmie E.O.A. That's why you're dealing with what you're dealing with now, which is your health issue because you is a f***ing individual. He knows that. He's talking about some. These gloves were gifted by Roberto Durant to me

And I didn't know that the padding was that much The patty hat the gloves and the pattern has zero to know patty. That's what is about you think I got a problem We get in drop It's boxing it happens. I don't be here. I don't see stars I don't know here like where where I uh where I couldn't eat for three days Point against heavyweight coming up when I was 17. I don't get a fuck off being dropped But what I will say is when I'm trying to cheat me you got me And yes, I ran to my car and I grabbed my knife and I was going to cut Derek's antelope. Yes, you stop. I love it

I got damn Because I was slices all that suckers don't ever cheat against me. I love it. God damn because I was like oh I suck because don't ever cheat against me. I'm not mad about getting a job. The anybody who think that I am mad about it. Use a use a Oh, so the guy the guy had made it. He's like, I didn't know there's an impatting because he probably confirmed it. Is there Roberto Durán gave me these gloves in 1960? I love it. God damn knife like fuck. From Detroit. She's Detroit girl. I love it. God damn knife like fuck. I love it. From Detroit.

She's Detroit girl. She's hard. I love her video. She's hard. She's tough. Cookie. Have you guys seen this video yet or no? Yeah, it's not.

I haven't seen it. Okay, so I'll play for you. It's actually amazing. Me and Georgie seen this video, but I guess Sonal has it and Brennan you haven't. So just check this out. This is really, really powerful. It's really good. It's another Eddie Murphy video. It's about men's or just mental health. Wow. Brennan you haven't so just check this out this is really really powerful it's really good

It's about men's or just mental health Okay. Okay. Yes. Are they actors? Yeah. Why'd he say so? No. Yep. It's pretty fast. Yeah. He died?

He killed his friend. Oh my gosh! Frankenstein! No, his friend, he murdered his friend. Hey dead No, his friend can't see him murdered his friend Hey, no, you did that because it made us like not be so sad You get serious pride is It's no, it's freaking me a suicide Yeah, no shit

You can't see the joke can't, too You had clearly a role No, I read of his body Yeah, 15 million that guy on the tree, you fucked it up Get all serious I got it Guys. She killed his friend I'm looking at her. She doesn't get she I was like 50 million views in like six days Great video. That's it's such a good video. Yeah, that is sad. I know, but it's like it's it's it's hard to know this

Dude I bet on the wrong dog I the guy on the left come into his life my crush my arms after every fucking podcast I was like, he cries my arm to after every fucking podcast. Brian was like, that was so powerful. I said it was so powerful. It is. I remember this, another one's first and not. I just saw this and thought it was amazing and I don't know if it's real. Is that half time show?

It could be. I'm gonna refresh. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Come on. That's real. That's pretty crazy. That's real. That's pretty cool.

That's not so. How is he getting that high? Jump's off. Yeah. He does a big backflip, but that that that I. I fought a guy. I fought a guy. Take it easy.

Someone said those boards were made of cinnamon toast. That's right. They must be like the lightest stuff. They're super light. Yeah, super light. I rather assume Tonka basketball. That I, yeah. Yeah, that'd been more surprising to be honest. I think that's it. That's it.

All right. You have seen two 96 going down this freaking Saturday. Watch the fight companion live with Cheeto Vera, rampage jacks of myself that start at 7pm. Pacific time on Think Boy YouTube. Tordaids, I'll be torn around LA, but I'm in Nashville, January 25th, then two shows in Austin, that's January 26th, 27th. Get yo, take it to thickboy.com. Guys, off the hook comedy club, I'm in Spacan this Friday Saturday,

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