The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen Debate Early Stoppages in Fights | TFATK Ep. 999

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

The guys get in a heated debate about the pros and cons of early stoppages in combat sports, Bryan's fascination with Luke Rockhold's body, Brendan being scammed multiple times, Logan Paul and Bradley Martyn's underground fight, the old Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier beef and much more! Greatness Wins - Upgrade your athletic wear at https://greatnesswins.com/ NOW. Use code FIGHTER and you’ll receive 25% Off on your first purchase! Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/fighter Lectric eBikes - Get your adventure started at https://lectricebikes.com/ And please mention that Fighter and the Kid sent you in the post-checkout survey! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/

Yes, we did. Because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Brendan and I were just talking about what we eat on a daily basis. One thing I want to apologize to everybody for, some of the staff said, I'm feeling the shirt out kind of crazy.

It's a little bit small on me. Yeah, I'd say the shirt's too tight. Well, I know. And that's the problem is I'm kind of a large now from my lifting and from my no days off policy. Do you think, do you think the shirt shrunk maybe? Huh? You think the shirt, you washed it?

What happened? You washed it a little bit? I, you know, listen. I like a nice red shirt, man. You don't see a lot of red shirts. A lot of red shirts. And you never wear color. I never wear color.

But it's pride month. It is pride month, but you have to dress like a rooster if you're in pride month. I mean, they can't get enough colors. There's something about being- Just taking all the colors. Yeah, it's something about being pridefully gay where you can't get enough colors.

Can't get enough colors and glitter. Yeah. Dude, are you excited for, this is episode 999. We got 1000 coming up with some guests. We got some hitters. That's all I'm going to say. We got some hitters. We got some hitters.

It's going to be a long episode. It's going to be a long episode. We lined up some hitters. Well worth it. Some of your faves. Some of your faves. Former, current. Former, whatever.

Yeah. We lined up a whole... You, me, Rogan, and Eddie Bravo, especially me, you and Rogan, had a bit of an argument when we were texting over the canineer fight. Yeah. From the early stoppage. Yeah. Now, now let me back up for a second. No, no, hold on. Don't, don't correct yourself. Say what you...

No, I want to back up about some other fights before that. Oh, I don't. I don't want to recap the fight. No, let's just start there. Let's start there, be please. Cause I just did on the job show yeah, just start give them what you were saying I have one question about about the fucking He got knocked out by Dominic Reyes I called that but that guy looks really talented. He just looks like he done a graze or Just go he's been around forever. I know but he needs I feel like he's only had seven or eight fights though I looked at his record no in the UFC but the glory kickbox are like savage. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that

Yeah, okay. All right. Don't agree as is is seems to be making a crazy comeback. Yes. No, he lost his last four This is first one in five fights. Okay, he has long ways to go. But yeah, he did look better. Yeah. All right Having said all that this is my thing about the cannoneer fight. Okay. He has long ways to go. But yeah, he did look better. Yeah. All right Having said all that this is my thing about the cannoneer fight. Okay, Seth Herzog's a great fucking ref Not Seth Jeff Jeff. He's a great. He's a great ref But one of my favorites. Yeah, he's awesome I believe he trains a lot like he's got cauliflower here and and he's, you know, he's, he's, he's in the game. But, um, it's true that that fight seemed to have been stopped early. Like I would have liked to have seen.

Ooh, you weren't singing that in the group chat. No, no, no, no. I did say that. I did say that. I did say that. What I'm saying though, is that I said, if you take a larger picture at the end of the day, I don't mind those early stoppages sometimes because what it can mean is, can a near gets to fight for two more years or whatever. And you know what I think and what I was noticing was that what's his name? I always forget

his last name. Imumov, Imumov? Imumov, whatever it is. That dude was- Jason Herzog. I call him Jeff, you call him Brett. Sorry, sorry guys. Jason Herzog. Herzog. I just call him, you call him Brett. Sorry, sorry guys. Jason Herzog. I just call him Big Herz. Big Hog. Immelov, whatever, was figuring his game out.

I could see him capitalizing. And I think it was only a matter of time before that was going to happen again to the point where our candidate was going to get KO'd. But you're just assuming that. I'm not assuming it. It was what was happening in... When they stopped boxing... So imagine if football did this. No, no, no, hold on.

When they stopped boxing matches, it's because of that. I love this. It's because you start to see that the other guy is doing better. Okay? So hold on. Boxing, so UFC should adopt that role? And that's why a lot of times the corner will throw in the white towel. That's why the ref will say, I gotta stop it because I'm saving your future.

And you think boxing is doing it right. Chin, do me a favor. I do think boxing is doing it right. Bring up how many people die of boxing compared to the UFC. Terrible, terrible comparison and terrible argument. Terrible comparison. Zero to ten. One of the reasons, one of the reasons that's the case is because of the way boxing is.

It's 12 rounds, you get to live another day, you get TKO'd, you come back, You come back you get a ten count blah blah blah. I get it, but it doesn't mean anything It's also why they stop that fight early, so it may not be a great comparison But what I'm saying is that you save careers There are a lot of cases in the UFC where that fight should have been stopped way earlier Okay, and you see this young guy taking crazy damage young is 40. No, I'm talking about a guy like fucking, uh, I'm talking about Ken and there we're talking about the Canada. Ken and there's 40. He's right. He's 40. He's ranked number four in the world. You lose number seven. He was all the way back to the queue.

He loses half of his pay and that 40 the chances of him to get back to anything is damn near impossible. That's why they shouldn't stop to do it. Also know who's fighting the main event. Candidate has been a main event five times. He's been ranked in the top five for years and he's lost to the best of the best. He's not taking much punishment at all. So you gotta know who's in there.

For you to stop a Candidate fight early is insane and it tremendously fucks him. And he's 40 It's not some young kid. Is Kennedy 40 years old? Yes. Yes. Holy shit. I'm wearing Yeah, I still think that Imovov was gonna beat him, but you can't stop a fight based off. He's doing pretty well No, he got he got he got flash knocked out on his feet. Can't there one round though Yeah, he did but imagine if this was a sport.

But Imovov was figuring it out and putting his hands on his face. But it doesn't matter. He can't stop the fight because of that. Then this is the, I'm not saying you be, don't get offended here. This is the problem with the current climate of sports and this woke culture, making things safe that aren't supposed to be safe. Fighting's not fucking safe. He's 40, he's a veteran. Force go, ah man, they should have stopped earlier,

we shouldn't have taken the punishment. It's literally what he signed up for. The NFL has been ruined by the same thing. Don't hit the quarterback, don't hit a receiver. It hasn't been ruined. The game's changed, and basketball's changed too. Basketball's different, yeah, basketball's whatever. When we're talking about physical sports,

and fighting, when people in this woke culture, this sissy culture that wanna make it safer, it's fucking fighting. I don't think it's woke. It's like organic, it is though. It's this new thing like, let's protect everything, let's make sure they fight longer, it's fighting. This is literally what they sign up for.

I don't think it's a woke thing or sissy thing. I think fighting is still badass in fighting. I mean, you're still gonna get guys who get knocked out and get beat up and stuff like that. You're still going to take damage. I think that what happens is if a ref, and this is probably what Jason Herzog was thinking, it was an early stoppage, I said that.

I think he knew it too. I could see his face because he looked up at the thing. Well, you know he came out and said he made a mistake too, right? There you go. There you go. I could see it. You could see it. He went, he was like, I could see his face. He went, ah, he looked up and went, oh, fuck. Like it was an off. Fuck. Look on. Hey, we all make mistakes. I get it. Now they'd fuck up. We talked about that already.

But I think what he was, what he was thinking was exactly what I was saying, which is, Hey, I love a fight. Canineer looks like he's about to get fucking starched. Imelmav is putting his hands on his face a lot and this is only gonna go one way. That's not his job. That's not his job. I've seen refs do that in boxing and that's probably what he was thinking. It's not his job. Like that, but also that's why he doesn't fight. That's why you don't fight. You know what I'm saying? Like people that say that like you never like if you have plenty of refs that didn't fight that much who do that and save people's careers to fight another day and they have great careers sometimes Yeah, but again, we're talking about this fight. He's 40 years old. He's a UFC vet over 30 fights

He's fought the who's who he's fought for the world title. He's 40 ranked number four fight number seven muscular 40 sure He's fight at heavyweight. I know yeah, that's a fucking Crazy, that's a crazy. You gotta know who's in there. Yeah, you know I'm saying Yeah, and if you ask any fighter look at every single fighters tweet about that There's not one person that knows the game who has been in there that goes I agree with it man It was a flip live to fight another day. Yeah, it's fine. What happens to cantonier now? Live to fight another day. Yeah, it's fine. What happens to cantonier now? Drops down to maybe eight got half his pay

You're now he's gonna have to crawl back through at 40 Live to fight another day, but I'm sorry. I hate but yeah, I would say Yes, but I would also say he's 40 and there might be a reason in my mouth was taking those later rounds That's what I would say. I think that that's, that's kind of what happened last year. He beat Sean Strickland. He beat Sean Strickland last year. Yeah. Last year.

Yeah. He was 39. 40. 40 is 40. He just won two fights, bro. I know I watched him slowly start to lose that fight. That's all I'm saying. I think, I think, I think that's such a cop out to go.

He was starting to lose that fight I think he would have lost that fight. I don't have anyone ever in here seen a fighter lose rounds and come back and win Anybody sure but I've also seen I've also I also know what I'm looking at and what I'm looking at I don't you didn't know can't I were 40 you didn't know we thought I mean I'm looking at when I'm watching fighting I've been watching funny for a long time and I have an idea of when somebody's getting getting pissed up But you know what you don't know. I know you don when somebody's getting pieced up. And I can see momentum. I'm not an idiot, I can see momentum. But you are an idiot,

assuming he was guaranteed to lose that fight. I didn't say guaranteed, so don't put words in my mouth. But you said that's why they should stop him. What I'm saying is that I believe he was gonna lose that fight anyway, so I'm not losing sleep over the fact that Kannonier now has to go all the way back. I think it would happen anyway.

That's what I'm saying. And anybody who can see momentum in a fight, who was winning that fight? Who would you if you had to put all your money on, Imelov or Kandenear at round four, at that time, tell me who Imelov. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. So should we just stop fights of a guy who said that? Who said that? Who said that? You are you're like, it's not bad because momentum. You got to listen to me because there's momentum change. Sir, sir, you need to listen. What I said was that at the end of the day That's probably what was gonna happen to can near anyway 40 years old

I don't think that I don't think that's fair to say I don't think it's fair to say cuz Canada's been down before it may Not be fair. It's truthful. It's not though. Well, you don't know you're not You that you saw that that night, but that's all I'm saying. That's the but that night is what matters It doesn't though. What do you mean? And this is hers? I got her next year But that night is what matters. It doesn't though. What do you mean? And this is Herzog's problem too. Is he better next year?

See, you don't know Cananer though. He's been down in fights before and has won, Brian. Yes. So it's case by case, right? Of course. So for you to go, ah, the momentum was on the guy's side. So hold on. So you're going, I'm not mad that they stopped it.

We already agreed that the fight stopped early. We already agreed with that, right? We already agreed with that. Yes, so what's the problem? What I'm saying is that I'm not losing too much sleep because I think Imwav was going to win that. See, but I'm saying you might be right and, Aldo, you're right.

It's not fair to Cananer. It's not fair to Cananer. That's fair. But it's also case by case. Of course. Because if you know Cananer, he's as tough as they get. As tough as they get. As tough as they get.

And he's been down before, he's won before. So for him, you got to know who you're dealing with. Now if it's somebody else like, let's say Charles Oliver when he was younger, he would get down on the cards, he would lose. He had a track record, he would lose or get, he'd find a way out. Cananier's not that guy. You're saying Cananier's very rugged. And he can come back.

He wasn't, he didn't take, he wasn't hurt. And he's such a vet, he's been down before, he's experienced where he can come back and win a fight. So to go, ah, but Momento was on in my mom's side. It's like, I correct. You're right. But to assume he was going to lose is wrong. Well, that's what I would have bet.

I would have the odds were most people would. Yeah. But you got to know who you're dealing with in Canada, who has a track record. You just told me that he's 40. What I'm saying is that it's still borrowed time in MMA at 85. As grugged as he is and as good as he looked, I was watching a guy start to lose and then I watched him get flash knocked out and that's all I'm saying. That fucking guy, Immelov is so good.

He looks like a... Correct me if I'm wrong, but Immelov is going to be a problem for everyone. He's a problem. He'll bring you right before now. He's right back. He takes Canada to the spot. This is why I think it's so fucked up they stopped early, because he's 40. Now most of you might wait, wait, he's 40, that's why they stopped early, no, no, no.

He's 40, this was his last hurrah, that was robbed. Now if it's a young guy who's 18, 19, who has a lot of life left, yeah dude, stop it early, he has a lot more fights. Kandiner loses this one, he jumps all the way back in the queue of Murderer's Row, and he's never getting back. it sucks. so you gotta know who you're dealing with the main event. it was a fuck up. it was a fuck up. that's why Jason said that. yeah he was like yeah fucked up. it sucks. yeah. I could see his face. I could see him looking at the replay. he was like

fuck. cuz when he saw cantonier go I'm fine. I'm not even like I'm fine. he was told he was like oh no. and Jared's such a vet. Do you see him complaining? See him freaking out? He went, Hmm. Yeah. You know, that's how his wits about him. Was it like, Oh my God. He was like, damn. Yeah. And I hate to say it also. That's also part of the fighting game. That's also part of the fight game. Early stoppages. Unfortunately, we'll always see it. Yeah. People make mistakes. Yeah. Let's take a break, be dude. I got my greatness wins package. How good is it? The shorts? It's good.

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is to assume a fighter a football team Whatever it is to assume they're gonna lose you know that's why they should stop it. Whoa Especially in fighting well especially with fighting such at 85 so much of our stories are comebacks Melvin mine off that's my point. That's all I'm saying especially when he's 40 Yeah, like God you fucked them do yes, and the UFC on 14 is probably like Mike Well, that was a you know that was a mess up. They just don't work like that. That's a loss for him He had half his pay. It's in sponsorship. He's such a he's such a he's the man man Yeah, and you he just he fought for world title. He beat Shawn Strickland. He's you look his resume dude beat Marvin Vittori

He's a motherfucker dude, but he's never got over the looks like he said he looks like he's like you're a Romero Where you if you hit him you bounce off him there you don't get it You don't get stronger in better shape. He might be he might be all body all-american He might be he's just you talk about a body. So he fought out light heavyweight fought at heavyweight So look he beat David branch Anderson Silva Jack Maranzen lost to Robert Whitaker on decision Then after that he beat Kelvin Gaston, lost to your son, you on a decision. Is he born fight? But then after that, after he loses it, is he, he beat Sean Strickland.

He beat Sean Strickland, Marvin Vittori for fight of the night. So he's going into this fight winning four out of his last five. He's had a, he's had a fucking career. And now, now, now, in my mouth,ov im of all I was so impressed with him if he fights Strickland or anybody they're gonna have their hands full with that guy That guy is he's a tough standing out fucking standing Sean Strickland beat him. Yeah Wow that was in 2023 interesting this last year Yeah That was in 2023. Interesting. That was last year. Did you see that fight? Yeah, Shawn Strickland's a motherfucker. You said if Shawn Strickland fights him,

you said if Ron P. Beater. I wanna see that now. I wanna see him fight, I don't know, maybe the same thing, I don't know, but Jesus. Shawn Strickland is something else. I feel like everybody's calling Strickland out right now, right? Any fighter I've seen lately is just going after him.

Cause Strickland will fight anybody, right? Any fighter I've seen lately is just going after him. Because Strickland will fight anybody and he's the people's favorite. He had also, he'll entertain it, he'll engage in it so it gets traction. Like I was doing that Jackson podcast with Luke Rockhold and Rampage on Friday in Newport. So now as you were there and they were, they'll, you know, Luke Rockhold called out Strickland and they're talking about it on there and they- Fighting in MMA? No, I mean, I thought grappling, because I know Luke I know Lucas doing ground. I didn't mean it that way. I love no It's a fucking insert because a motherfucker Lucas out because you know, you know Lucas thinking no

No, you know, you went in No, no, I don't mean yeah, bitch. Yeah. No, no, you want some fun in the UFC be let me tell you what he wants Cuz so they asked me they kept they're like hey we're that's about Strickland and Rockwell And I went oh like I was baffled like you I was like you might well looks like in the UFC And then I said oh you know like entertain I went oh, you don't know the logistics of the way the business works I go okay. Yeah, go ask me about on there and they give us your picture. Here's the thing Hey, cuz there's talking about Strickland, this and he's not a knockout or something.

Strickland's a motherfucker, so let's just say that he's like, that guy's defense is insane, his cardio, he's going to be a problem for anybody, including Luke. Let's be honest here. He's also in the prime of his career. It'd be a problem. But I said also, I'm not going to give you a pick. I can tell you, I think it's going to be one,

I'm not going to, there's no reason to. It's never happening, because logistically, if you're the UFC, Strickland's ranked number one in the world. Luke Rockhold's not in the UFC. So do you think they're gonna sign, they're gonna bring Luke Rockhold back, sign him to the UFC just to take out the number one contender? Why would they invest in Luke Rockhold at this point?

Make no mistake, Luke is one of the best to ever do it, period. Yeah, agree. And his skill set's crazy, but yeah, it's just a different thing. He's not in the best of people. It's also not his time. Yeah.

You know, it's like, he's, he, I think Luke is playing with the idea of getting into grappling tournaments and everybody will be on notice because his grappling is ridiculous watching him at AKA monster rap dudes up. Oh, I told, I said, you're the most frustrating fighter to watch. Like you can grapple your ass off yet. You want to be all pretty and throw these fucking kicks and gas out and shit. Like do your thing.

He was laughing as I know. If he grabs anybody, they're in trouble. The best part was when our producer, Mark, showed him a clip that we had made that we had used like his body for something. Oh my God. And his instant reaction was, I bet Brian loved that. I did. He did love it.

Me and my buddy Tarek, when Luke was getting ready for the fight against Paul Costner, me and Tarek, like a couple school girls, like a couple school girls, just kept looking at his body going, look at the way it goes in that. And we were like, I mean, it's not even fair. What the fuck? And then I catch a glimpse of myself in the. And we were like, I mean, it's not even fair. What the fuck? And then I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror

and I was like, Jesus Christ, it hurts my feelings. No, he's a dime piece. Aw. Yeah, he's a dime. Yeah. Yeah, they're trying to get me to answer. I'm like, it's not, it just makes no sense. You like this.

I'm not doing it. My wife, I gotta get the video for you. I'm in the pool with my baby and there's a dude in there who's covered in tattoos and just built like, he's just made of stone, but it's not like bodybuilder muscle. He just looks like an athlete, kind of like just, not defined, but just like well put together.

Like not abs, but a heart. Did your wife go, why do you have a rock hard erection in the pool around our kid? So cut to Brian, cut to Bri going, cut to Bri go, who does all your work? Is that the same artist? There we go. Nah, I go, what do you do, you an athlete?

He goes, no, I'm an iron worker. And I look up and my wife is videotaping me going, it was a matter of time for my gay husband. So my gay husband saddled up to the fucking, the big giant and forgets about his kid to talk about this man who is like, he was Italian, really tan, where I was like, hi, I'm wearing a shirt so I don't get burned.

Like, do you want some sunscreen on those big shoulders before you get burned? Literally. Yeah. Could've called that. I'm such a bitch. Dude, how about yesterday, it was hot out all day and we have our pool, right?

And we have a gate around our pool, right? Pools are so dangerous for kids. I think number one way kids die in America. And it's quiet. You should know when a child goes hungry, it's quiet. Check this out. So we're back there and Basti, his swimming lessons start this week.

They start tomorrow. His brother can swim his ass off. He's older, but Basti, you know, so Basti always has to have his floaties on. He knows that. We have two sets of floaties before he even gets them, so he has to put them on. He's never opened the gate, he's never done that.

So me and Joe, she's like, we're both getting the pool, she's putting on like sunscreen, whatever, I'm putting sunscreen all over her body, I don't want that, right, I'm doing my thing. And then, Joe just, my back's to the pool and she's facing me and she just takes off. And I was like, god damn, I'm gonna get in the pool that bad, it's not that hot out.

And I still, I can't see what's going on bossy's under the water, but he's kicking He's going like this He decided to put his floaties on be like his brother and jump in so my two-year-old did that this weekend scared He's bitten floaties. He's all good He forgets and now he just wants to get in and play with the kids So he gets in and I and I'm like whoa and I grabbed him because I realized he doesn't know he's gonna sink right like a rock and It's it's it's well. He's going to sink right like a rock. And it's, well, it's this quiet, ready?

This is how quiet people are. They drown like this. That's what you hear. And my back was too, and he wasn't like splashing because it's quiet because his little feet are kicking. He's going like this. And he's like, right, his head's like this over the water. And when Jordan jumped down, like, man,

he can't wait to get in that water. She's like, no, idiot. Boston fell on us. I was like, oh, shit. You got to be so vigilant, man. you can't wait to get in that water. She's like, no, idiot, Boston fell on us. Oh, shit. You gotta be so vigilant, man. This is what this anthropologist is talking about. So you say women and men, men invent shit,

and women, they don't have, there's not a lot of inventions by women, okay? And it's because men, when they're coming up with a theory of relativity, they focus on one fucking thing. Everybody else can die. They they'll spend five years literally thinking about one zero zeroed in.

If women do that, the children die. They have to perceive all the dangers in a room. Spidey sense. Yeah. When they come into a house, they don't know is there a gun in the house? Is there a creepy uncle somewhere? Is there a teenager in the house?

Is there a dog that's unpredictable? Is there a door open to a pool? Is the pool okay? They're thinking about a thousand things the guy walks in and he goes is that your truck in the fucking driveway? Hey kids go have fun. The pool Put some tree on man. Let's check out that fucking heart right? That's it. That's guys That's like that's the other thing man My wife and I get my first wife and I were in Tahiti. We get enough a spat and My first wife and I were in Tahiti. We get in a spat. And I leave, she has to take a nap.

I'm with my daughter and my son. We're at the beach, fucking Tahiti. Fucking, what's her name? Who's the redhead? Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan's talking to me. I'm like, ah, she's like, you know, blah, blah, blah. You're so funny, whatever.

I'm like, oh, thank you, this, that, and the other thing. It's all good. And fucking, my, I don't know, two hours later, my wife comes down and she goes, what's going on? I go, no, mom, she goes, can I ask you a question? I go, what? She goes, is she wearing sunblock? Oops.

And my kids don't have any Mexican or any, my kids are white, white, they're pink. It was a bad situation. Cause old dad forgot about little details like that. Yeah, bossy's a savage. Cause were when we were in Mexico tiger made friends with another family's kids and they had another girl Bossy's age who I think he had a crush on and so we come the next day and again tiger jumps in He's like, what's up Mary whatever jumps in and bossy's like Denise. What's up? He doesn't have floaties and And he jumps in and we're like, what the fuck?

We get on, we're like, the fuck you doing? But he knew the girl was there and we lift him out of the water, he's all. Just smiling, he's all embarrassed. I'm like, dude, you know, you gotta have your floaties on. He goes, dad, I don't need my floaties today. I'm like, bud, I know there's a girl over there that you like, you gotta have floaties on.

You're dense, you're made of all muscle and bone, you're gonna sink like a rock. You need floaties, pal. I know it's not very cool or attractive you gotta have floaties. You're dense. You're very, you're made of all muscle and bone. You're gonna sink like a rock. You need floaties, pal. I know it's not very cool or attractive. You need floaties. If you're gonna be in the pool, you need floaties. That gets in the way of your game. Oh, dude.

Hey, what's up? You look like an asshole. Sorry, I'm wearing this. I was like, I get it, bud. I get it. And if you wanna like hang out and get your tan on so she doesn't see your floaties, I'm down for that. If you're gonna be in the pool, you need those stupid.

I remember wearing water wings. I do, yeah. We didn't have be the pool, you need those stupid feelings. I remember wearing water wings. I did, yeah. We didn't have the... The chest. We didn't have the chest. No, I just had the orange ones. And they had white. Yep.

Yeah, I remember those. When I was a little kid, I remember being in the back seat of the car and I would sit in the front of the car talking to my parents. So I was standing up while we're driving. I would go right through the windshield. That's how we grew up in the seventies.

Oh yeah. I was like... Or you'd sit, yeah. Or you'd just sit in the middle. That's how we grew up in the 70s. I was like. Or you'd sit, yeah, or you'd just sit in the middle. Like I remember my grandpa had an old F100. We'd sit, I'd sit in the middle with no seatbelt, no seatbelts on. Well, you remember, people didn't have peanut allergies or anything back then.

Now they do and they think it's because of other things. Hey, do they? Well, well. Hey. No, some people actually. No, some people do. No, so. Where were all those people when we were kids So, you know, so check this out. I know what like what there are so they don't there's an interesting theory on it

It's you know when you get that many Shots. Yeah, I know it can there's a lot of friends, but the bottom line is that There are people that are so allergic to peanuts that if you open a bag of peanuts on a plane the whiff is cyanide and they can go into anaphylactic style. How fucked up is that? Hey, check the box if you're gonna fly. Now we gotta get those goddamn stupid prepses. I tell you about my friend who I'm talking to him and we're in Malibu, I'm talking to him

and his face starts changing in front of me. Like the movie Hitch, Will Smith? Bro, his face starts, I'm like, I'm sorry, but why is your forehead growing? Like the nutty professor? And why am I not being able to see your fucking eyes? And he goes, yeah, I don't know, so I feel a little pressure.

I go, you feel pressure? I go, you're swelling up right now. And he goes, I am, and he looks in the mirror and he goes, holy fuck. And in five minutes later, he's literally like, he looks like, you remember Yannick Tchenchik? Oh yeah. So I'm like, bro, you look like a fucking alien.

I go, what did you eat? He goes, nothing, I didn't eat anything. I go, think about what you ate. He goes, I mean, well, I got these Brazilian peanuts. They're not even peanuts. They're Brazilian nuts from the rainforest. Somebody gave him. He was having a major allergic reaction.

He had to go to the fucking emergency room. Cause don't you have to have an EpiPen? Yeah, dude, you can die that way. If my mother eats a quarter of a Brazil nut, she'll die. Just a Brazil nut? A quarter of a Brazil nut. Jay's allergic to Just a Brazil nut? A quarter of a Brazil nut. Che's allergic to guacamole. Which is weird, right?

Yeah, you can't have guacamole. Yeah, it depends on. Something in the guac. Yeah, certain, I don't think it's avocados. Night shades or some shit. Yeah, it's something in it. Really fucks him up. He gets all red and shit.

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That's arenaclub.com slash fighter for 10% off your first purchase. I told you, I had, I was having all these like, I wake up and I was like arthritic, like having trouble. I was doing jiu jitsu and my buddy goes, your mobility, dude. I go, I know I can't hit the ground. I feel the nightshades. I was eating nightshades and I stopped eating nightshades, nightshade vegetables, like peppers and tomatoes. Oh, that's all I ate. And I just don't remember this being an issue back in the day, man. Well, no, I, that's in my family, Italian family. My mother tells me my mother was, yeah, we have a lot of the we have a lot of those problems. Hey, but tomatoes, tomatoes don't count as nightshade, right? Because Italian tomatoes are part of the nightshade.

Holy shit. As an Italian kind of, but I don't make sense. Right now I do. Can I pasta and shit? Yeah. But, but also, so the way theyed to you can prepare nightshades a certain way So you get all the lectins out and you're okay. It's really interesting that you can get the alkaloid out Yeah, you have any allergies chin Not that I know of so nice. No, no pollen. Nothing. Oh, I gotta be spraying every morning now. What's that summer comes? I'm gonna pollen. Yeah, you are you get it since I was a kid bad allergies cats Tesla's and

Come on be cool, dude. Yeah cats. Yeah, I think so many of us are allergic to cats Oh, but if I touch a cat and I touch my eyes the fucking my son Yeah, my son my daughter when she used to ride horses my poor son He just be sneezing his ass If you look a little worse fuck. Yeah, he just couldn't it's so allergy It's so fucking weird and then there's some you can fight through like Basti was allergic to like Like eggs or something when he first started and the doctors like I just keep giving to a power through it So I was like, all right, my son was the same way. We just kept giving to me

I was fucking eat eggs all the time. Check this out My son was the same way eggs would just just kept giving to him, and he has to fucking eat eggs all the time. So check this out, my son was the same way. Eggs would just turn him into a fucking up series of welts. And then I had a little thought, and I was like, hmm, might be the corn that the chickens are eating. So I fed him pasture raised eggs, not a fucking, not nothing. Really?

Yeah, it was really wild. Damn, slight flex. I know, I know, dude. Damn, dude. Pasture raised. That's where you're giving them? Yeah, and so, and once I did that, you guys, no fucking. Oh, dude, I that's where you're giving them. Yeah, and so and once I did that you guys no fucking Oh, dude, I was thinking about you this weekend how much you'd make fun of me. I should have called you I was up

Hmm here make fun of me. So I'm not on that for lightning, you know that wouldn't start just now, but it started I eventually got to start it's 20 years old. So it's tough to find parts for it So I go on like Facebook marketplace, I go on OfferUp and look for rare car parts, and I found one on OfferUp, negotiated with a guy on Saturday night, all night, negotiating back and forth, he's like, cool man, and I said, meet me halfway, and he goes, not happening, you gotta come to my house, I'm like, okay.

And I said, I'm not coming to your house, dude, that's weird. Is there like a grocery store or a gas station close to you? He goes, yeah, meet me at the Chevron. You know, it was in a rough area. It was in a very rough area, but that's just what it takes to get these car parts. That's what it takes to get these. So I load up me and the-

Cause you got a lot of mods on your truck. Dude, I loaded up me and the kiddos and like, where are we going? I'm like, going to get some car parts. Going to the hood. They were not, dude, we got the, and you're going through a lot of homeless, you know, they're not used to it, they're pretty nervous, and they love gas stations.

It's their favorite thing, because they get candy and snacks. So do you. Oh yeah, my favorite, because I get the soft drinks, with ice, Big Gulp's. Even though they're called like Big D's or whatever now, but whatever, I love them too. They'll jump out of the car and rush into the thing

before I can, not this time. I Went hey, don't you guys want our okay? I went it's no one's gonna do anything I went now we don't like it. No, they literally have like drinks candy and tie went. Oh, we're good I said you can take your seatbelt off, dude. I'm still waiting for the IOS. No, I'll just stay here He's like dad just locked the door. I'm like, oh you bitches. Come on on man. That's a sign of intelligence. They're like, we're good That's a smart. Yeah, they want anything at seven years old. No, we're good. He can he's like, ah too much sketch Yeah, he was like this. I this is not my pattern. This is weird. Yeah, they can sense Children can sense negative energy like animals. Oh, yeah, they can pick up on shit whether it's like that's a dangerous that that

They can pick up on shit whether it's like that's a dangerous that that person's moving different. We went by a flea market Tiger was like is that like an outdoor mall? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like you know an outdoor mall, but with you know You'll like this you'll find us you'll love this ice go for my good You'll love this my my wife in Florida. She has this guy doing the kitchen cabinets and she gets a text and he's like, listen to me a couple, you know, I'm really sorry I've had it in my garage. I got bit by a dog and I'm not doing well. I spent all day in the hospital yesterday. My hands all messed up. I can even send you pictures. The minute I hear that, I go, no, I go, I said to her, I go, write it off, get your cabinets back. He's a drug addict. He's like, no, no, no. I think I'm like, I'm just telling you that this bit by a dog shit already, and I can even send you pictures right there.

You're like, it's all, you know, so sure enough, he's like, no, I'm going to get them done for you. My brother and my son will drop them off. No that doesn't happen get out She's like I need my dude with that. Well, when are these gonna get here? So I call the guy and he goes dude. Sorry my phone's not picking up. It's actually I'm like your phone's acting weird. I'm Vinny your phone's acting weird. Okay, it's one of the biggest scams. Yeah Yeah, he's like he's like no, but to his credit, he's a drug addict. And then so he fucking, he drops off all the doors, he hasn't done anything with them, and they're covered in a towel.

He just leaves them there, but we paid $1,500 deposit. So, my wife goes, I want my money back, because she's a girl from Philly, she's stuck. He never answered back. I go, just write it off. You lost your money. And then we found in the bathroom, we found in the bathroom on the marble, you couldn't see it. We found lines. I'm like, there you go. Just in that, in that kind of form of work, when you outsource like that, especially if

they're not like a big company, like Jay, same thing, him and his wife are redoing the kitchen and they, the guy was a guy, I need 25,000 up front. You know, we'll do all the marble and stuff. So he comes, he does some stuff. He didn't come back. And Jay's like, yo man, like you're supposed to get this done. He's like, yeah, I'm waiting for this stuff. And they just kept pushing, kept pushing it.

And then finally they had to get rough. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard in that world. That's what my family does. We do like kitchen flooring, countertop, all that and like. Fuck, she's told Brian. I know.

I mean, we're here. But the thing we hear all the time is, oh, you don't want the money up front? And my dad's like, no, we don't want the money up front because that's what happens. That's so weird. It's such a. Oh, you know what's a hustle? I just figured it out. You don't know until you fucking have to use it.

So I had to ship my TRX that ram TRX to Fort Worth, Texas It's just a truck. There's a transportation service. It's easy to pick it up to get there You got to ship it to Fort Worth. Well, it's been there for a week now. So check this out So I shipped there cuz my boy Chris at Bailey's hyper performance is doing the whole engine all this shit, right? So we jams dealing right off do it your trucks are like the Kardashians they always are getting something done yeah yeah it's had so much so many nose jobs so yeah the full bbl everything you can't stop stop literally yeah you don't even recognize the stock until

it looks like Wayne Newton yeah yeah that's what I'm doing to my truck looks like Madonna I'm like a regular truck and now it looks like Madonna. Yeah, it's just like a truck looks like Madonna with braids. Anyways, so The transportation right greeted a deal the everything guy shows. I don't know the hustle. I'm not privy to it guy comes He goes, oh, where's the where's the truck at man? It was right there. Yes. Oh, man. That's a big truck I don't like yeah, they told you it was like a TRX lifted right goes now. They says a regular Ram. I go no man He goes yeah, that's look at my truck bed massive dude so big and he goes that's gonna take up to Length of a car I could put a second one on there. There's no way we can do it for that price I'm like really is that sorry man. We're just have to get going. I went, well, no, let me figure it out.

So I talked to Lacey, she's like, yeah, we didn't know it was that big and that tall, which tall makes no sense. I'm like, all right, so we agreed to a little more, nothing crazy, a little more. I go, okay, here you go, and they go, but you have to give them a check right away. I go, yeah, okay, I have my checkbook.

I ran my check. Casey's watching filming, right, the truck takeoff. Casey watches me hand the guy a check, right? Truck gets delivered the guy at the shop Chris goes hey, bro. The guys asked me for a check I gave him a check tell him to fuck off. I gave him a check. I already paid for it He goes yeah, dude. I've seen this a bunch of times be careful that stuff. These guys are scumbags be careful I want there's nothing you do you got the truck is yeah, we're good Guy calls goes. Hey, man. I didn't get a check. Hey bud. I handed you a fucking check. I have it on film

He's I must have lost it. Can you wire it? Oh, yeah, no problem. I'll wire it. We wire it We wire the money right wire the fucking money two days go by the owner of the company calls Lex is dealing goes Hey, man, we dropped off the truck, where's our money? Lex goes, we wired it, here's the proof we wired it. He goes, who's that guy? Lex goes, that's the guy working for you who dropped off the truck. He goes, never heard of him.

Oh my God. And he goes, where's our money? And Lex goes, I don't know what to tell ya. You guys did your service, we paid that guy who drove, that's on you, like that's on your side of things, now you gotta clean that up. The guy says, no, you owe us money. So Lex is like, no, we already paid it, dude.

You gotta figure out, get your money from that guy. That guy dropped it off, it's not our issue, it's yours, this is your business. He did the job. Did the job. Somebody took your job. Did someone do it? Somebody poached the job, is what they did.

Or, that's what I thought, I'm like, oh, this motherfucker was pretending, but did the job, that's weird. Well, or that's what I thought. I'm like, oh, this motherfucker was pretending, but did the job. That's weird. But he used his truck, everything. So the guy calls Lex, he's like, I need my money. And you know, Lex, bulldog. Lex goes, bro, we paid, we're not paying twice.

Lex will be polite for a while. He's a Marine. Marine. Marine lawyer. Yeah, don't fuck around. Enjoy that. So the guy goes, no, we need our money. And he threatens Lex. And Lex goes, cool story. We're not the guy goes no, we need our money and he threatens Lex and Lex goes cool story

We're not paying we already paid dude, and he goes well, I'm gonna file a police Report and we're gonna put a lien on your truck and Lex goes, okay. Good luck with that We're gonna file a police report too. So on Friday cop comes here. I tell him the whole story It's young cop tell him the whole story goes. Oh Yeah, it's truck transportation. They're in in cahoots together they're trying to get double pay don't pay him. Oh he goes I've seen it a million times. He goes that guy works for that guy they know each other otherwise how the fuck would the truck get there using his equipment. He goes they're pretending that that guy stole your money and then so

you pay this so they get double the pay. He goes don't pay him. Jesus. He goes file a police report. Fuck those guys. How crazy is that? And I called the Chris, the guy goes, yeah, it happens all the time. I'm like, what the fuck? Oh man, man, you guys are just scam artists. Yeah, but it's in everything.

You gotta be careful with all that shit. Man, I was looking for those blue haired cats. I would have paid it. Oh yeah. And the guy was like, he was like, I need three grand. We sent him and then he goes, man, we're here to get the cats on this. We need a special crate. They could die man

So let's do this send us another three grand for the crate When they get there to send the crib crate back to us and when we get it was sending the money back and I go Okay, I hang up the phone. I Just Google here's six thousand dollars for nothing. Dude. No sure you send me nothing not even a package here's six thousand dollars for nothing dude. No sure you send me nothing not even a package here's six thousand dollars No, dude. I was like that's weird special great. So you look you just type in cat scams on the internet It's like if they ask for a special it is a scam fuck. I put dude. This is a scam. He goes. Yeah He did yeah never never never responded since Yeah, there's so many scams out there and all that like special puppies cats horses cars

I drove one guy so crazy because he called me up and he's like you won a thing You just have to pay the taxes on it terrible scam and I'm like I was like, oh, what did I win? I did I go. Where do I send the money and so I send you the taxes that you pay and then you send He says yes. Yes. I go, well, where do I send it? You know, and I was getting him to go all over. He was in Jamaica. I was getting him go all over. I go, I sent it to you.

Oh, wait, I think I sent it. I go, well, where it's okay. I sent it there and I was sending him to all the different places. And then finally, after two days, he was losing his mind. I go, I go, Hey hey can I ask you a question? Can I send you a bag of dicks instead? You motherfucker cat. Because they get a lot of people. Oh, yeah old people. They're scumbags.

Old people like people my mom's age. I would kill those people. If I hate con men I would kill them because they rob people who need the money. Oh man. Yeah, like they take your life savings. I gave my this my nanny, she, back in the day, she was, didn't have a lot of money and she, she was going, she had vision problems from diabetes and I loved her. I'm still in touch with her and she and her husband wanted to start a day case care center and they needed $1,500 and, uh, so they had to just give it to this guy and then they were going gonna have this thing

And she called me up and she goes he took my money He's just and he was like a bad guy too that we want our money goes and I'll kill you and they were like Oh god, and it's just like bad. You know people they get the old bad people. They just like here's $1,500 What's a viewer watch that catfish show? They'll be like yeah And then they were hit me up for money and they go how much you said like all? I'm like, Oh, my savings, I'm $40,000. And like, and you've never met this person? Like, no. Well, those people are the worst. They're, those people are

absolute worse. Yeah, they're just, there's so many scams out there. Well, there are some people that are just sociopaths and that's what they do. Like the Tinder Swindler and that, and then the other guy who there was that she had that raw restaurant raw food restaurant Oh, yeah, that one's great friend. It was like that special forces guy She's like, but he's so that's so good. So good. Oh, I love that guy was just he just got away with it, man He must have been fucking good. He just got well she just loved him. Yeah, just wanted to make it red flags I get it He was just living in Vegas off of somebody else's money not saving it just live in this weird scam life

just living in Vegas off of somebody else's money, but not saving it, just living this weird scam life. God, it's wild. Yeah, bad, bad, bad people. That whole scamming shit is wild, dude. And those social media apps. They almost got me, they almost got me because they do us around the holidays, or like right around January, you know,

because you're ordering a bunch of packages, like from FedEx UPS. So I got this email, it's like, we tried to deliver your package, like press here, you know, so you, and you look at it, it looks like a legit UPS email, right? So I click on it, and I was waiting for a pack, and I did miss the package.

Their fucking timing's impeccable. So I click on it, and it has everything right. I don't know how they get the information. It has everything right on there. Then at the bottom it says, enter your Social Security here to receive your package. And I went, and it goes, enter credit card security here to receive your package. And I went, I've done that.

And it goes, enter credit card and social security. And I went, social security? I called Jay, he goes, hey dumbass, click on the email and see what pops up.

Dude, you click on it, it's like UPSXZZ917999 at AOL. He's like, yeah, it's fake dude. I went down the rabbit hole with Hertz, kept calling me saying my car was overdoing. I'm like, and then they would put me through to other things. And he's like, yeah, thank you. I went down the rabbit hole with Hertz, kept calling me saying my car was overdue, and I'm like, and then they would put me through to other things, and I was like,

hey, I can't get through to anybody. Then they call and I pick up, hello? And then there was a recording, I'm like, what do I push? I didn't do this, and I called Hertz, I'm like, hey, fucking, you know, it was the worst. But sociopaths, did I ever send an article on this woman who said I'm a sociopath, she's a psychiatrist, she's got her PhD?

Yeah, you talked about it. Dude, she said that the feeling of nothing, like she didn't have any feelings. So it would become unbearable, so she had to do something. She had to do something extreme just to feel. There was like that fucking serial killer they found and he'd done horrible things and he couldn't feel and they found him with pins in his asshole and his balls.

But he's feeling that. Cause he goes, I had to, it's the only way I can feel, I had to give myself that kind of pain. Jesus Christ. He was a cannibal. He was a cannibal? Yeah, he ate people. Nice guy. And he was like, when they found him, he was like,

well, I don't, I can't feel anything. And so that becomes unbearable. So I have to do the most extreme thing just to get some kind of rise. You're an asshole sensitive too. Oh, you're an asshole. When you have, when you're wearing pins, hat pins in your shitter and your balls, you know that something's

up with you. You got some problems. Like you wouldn't torture him. You'd be like, oh, thank you. Oh. Dude, are you speaking of ass pins? Are you excited for the 1000th episode? I'm sitting on aspens as I knew it That's why I asked Yeah, I'm sitting on aspens if you haven't submitted questions do it now on the fine kid Instagram

I'll do a post too, but we're getting a ton of questions should be fun It's gonna be a fan questions back. I have some of the old classics. I like a cool video to post i made i sent it to you yeah yeah i like it i like it what do you got chin chin thousand episodes dude you've probably been part of 600 of them more than that started at 211 i looked back so it's not a 211 shit we're doing yeah we do four a month do the math right well actually we do four eight a month i'm sorry eight a month sometimes four a month to do the math, right? Well, actually we do eight a month, I'm sorry, eight a month, sometimes 10 a month. Yeah. It's a lot.

It's wild. Let me refresh this. Let's start with a fun one here. I just saw this video of our boy Chael and I thought it was funny. Oh, before we go here, did you see they posted the Bradley and Logan Paul stuff? Oh.

Not the whole fight. No. And don't comment, I told Paul stuff? Oh. Not the whole fight. No. And don't comment on, I told you, don't comment on the whole fight. No. But they posted just the very end of it. That's all they're posting, the very end of it. Oh, nice.

But I was saying on the shop show, like you gotta have some respect for Logan and Bradley. Not some, I have a lot of respect for both of them. How can you not? Ballsy dudes, they both decided to fight, like nobody was watching. How gangster is it that? Impressive. Both Bradley and Logan just decided, let's fight.

Let's see what happens. I think it's wild that Logan just woke up that morning and was like, they're like, what do you want to do? He's like, I'll go fist fight Bradley, Martin. And what's his company's worth? Logan Paul's so bodied up. They posted on their social media or? Um, I bet, no, Mike did. His co-host Mike posted it. He said Logan and Bradley catch a fade. Because he's the one blasting it out.

Logan did a post, it was like this weekend, and he posted like all the stuff he did. It's pretty wild. That Tetris competition was that that was all That was not staged where he took his hat. Mm-hmm Why why'd that kid do that? It's what he does. Who is that kid some some in rain or something? Yeah, I Don't what is that it Mike miles? How was that kid? No, it's dumb It's looking to get fucking... He went into his gym. If you go that Mike's guy thing,

I don't know about his Instagram, his Twitter for sure he posted on there. I just don't know how to spell his name. Oh man, his last name's tough. Mike. Who, this kid? Shaq. Yeah, that's him right there.

May Jack? Is it Majak? Majik? Majalak? Let me see if this is the guy. That's him. He said Twitter? He's older. Yeah, at Twitter. He's older.

Yeah, it's Twitter. It's 40. Yeah, he's 40. He's the guy who looks to get rises out of people? No, no, no. You're talking about an influencer. But he posted, I think, now online they're like,

oh, Bradley got KO'd. Prompt you he didn't. No, we got KO'd. We got channel new computers. Yeah, so a good time to bring that up. The reason why we're getting it, it's coming in today. So there it is. So Logan and Brad just caught a fade. I don't like that, but it caught a fade. No cameras, no content, massive respect. Logan doesn letting that happen. Yeah. Sometimes bro. Boys gotta be boys, man.

Wild, right? Just two dudes fighting. That's great. They got an old school duel. Did they do it on a mat? Yeah. And in Bradley's gym, but Logan wanted to do it out front of the gym in the street. I told, I told Bradley, I was like, cause you're a bigger man, my advice for him,

I was like, if you get him down, this goes your way, and you start raining shots on him, show compassion. Don't start throwing elbows on his face, and I said, don't do any of that. Don't knock teeth out and all that. No, that's what I told him, I said, that's not good, don't be that guy. You don't wanna do that.

No, show restraint, show respect. You're just there to see who would, and then you tap. I would love to do that with you. I'd fucking punch you right in the face. I would really like that. Any day you want. No, I would like to. In front of the gym.

I would love to fight you. In the gym bathroom. But give me room to move so I can pepper your dumb fucking face for real. Oh dude, you know what I thought of though? This is serious. Have you seen the way Tesla guys fight at the charging station? No, I haven't chin bring up my Instagram. Do this is real and I thought Brian would be good at this I thought dude, let me say if these guys want to better be respectful cuz I'm know it super is dude

It's Tesla fighters. I'm I fight those tell I know you do I box dude But think about so I want you to think about your skill set Yeah, and then you're at the charging station right and the And the guy's like, do the things, weak, bro. And you're like, cool, man. Tesson. Yeah, and this is you guys fighting. Ha ha ha. It's going to be super slow.

Hold on. We got to get you a new computer. It's coming in today. Good. Take, I said, they about to make an OnlyFans together. But this is how they fight. And I thought, this is perfect for Brian. You're never getting that close to me.

You're never getting that close. No, you have to to engage in the duel. This is how they fight and I thought this is perfect for Brian. You're never getting that close to me. You're never getting that close to me. No, you have to to engage in the duel. This is the rules. I'm just telling you, you're not getting that close to me. I'm gonna fucking. But watch this and tell me if you think you'd have success. But you don't get in my face like this. No, I don't wanna fight like this.

I'll punch you right in the fucking jaw. Catch you right with a left hook. Bop. And I say that when I do it. Bop. Yeah, it's gonna be sick, dude. And I say that when I do it. Bop. Yeah, it's gonna be sick, dude. Guys, just give us about 20 minutes. Just give us about 30 minutes.

It's gonna ruin this whole thing. Just keep talking about something else. Ah, there's nothing else to talk about, right? Just, hey, you know what? Just fuck it. All it is, this is gonna fuck, suck it. No, no, no, no, no. All it is.

Hold on, I'll do it on my phone. Watch this. I'll play it in post. Yeah. I'll watch it on my phone. Let's take I'll play it in post. Yeah. I'll watch it on my phone. Let's take another break. I want to talk to you about bicycles. Now you can get a bicycle and use your own legs,

or you can use your legs and electricity. Oh dude, and the battery life on it's fantastic. We charge that thing about once a week. I pick up lunch at Irwan on that thing. I get all around the town. It looks lit. You zip around. It's the only electric I like.

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dude you'd be so good at that are they spinning in each other's faces that's how tesla throw oh my god i'd rather you punch me in the face now they're like going this that's against the rules dude so you gotta i gotta fight like that yeah like pigeons that's so embarrassing bro but jim you were saying it's like an Asian culture thing. No, no, remember I tried to look it up. Like why is it spinning a thing and it looked like it was in China? It's a bitch culture thing. That's what happens when men are taught that they should use their words instead of their

fists because when women, sorry, but when women run every school and run the world, what they do is they get super egalitarian And you're not allowed to be rough at all Look you guys could do that that is fucking weird. That's what they do at the charging stations now I would I would fucking punch that No, there's no no no no no no no no no I know that's the Tesla thing good But that's what it said though Brian. It says like they don't go fist to fist No, that's just a way to fight without actually

No fist that's for bitches. No fist. We have spit but it's still considered assault. I think so I would headbutton you if someone spit in my face is yeah, it's over Oh, I'd rather you slap me in the face with the dick. Oh, yeah I saw this I know we're gonna go start. Ah, you know, it's not gonna work, right? It's gonna be a snake. Let me show you. Oh, no, right now react. Ah, you know this video's not gonna work, right? It's gonna be a snake, let me show you. Oh no, right? Now react. Oh no. I'll watch this.

Do you feel that mouth slipping away? Do you feel that mouth slipping away? Hey, at least I didn't bite into the loo. Because I. He's so mad. Dude. That's a good one, right? That would make me mad.

Some guy put first round he's ever lost and it was to his own kid. But you know, don't say that to me. You can tell he feels disrespected. I would too. I would be pissed too. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let me watch that again. Hey, at least I didn't bite him so I'm loose. Because I...

He's legit mad. Dude, Chael's legit mad, but also impressed. If my kid did that, like, sorry. Let me take a second here. I think you're saying there because cameras are on, but those weren't on, you'd be like, hey... Well, you've got to also explain to your son what respect and disrespect, and like, you don't have that right to say that. Ah, but the kid's being silly, like, hey. Well, you got to also explain to your son what respect and disrespect, and you don't have that right

to say that. But the kid's being silly. Of course he is. It's great. It's great. My son says stuff like that, too. Your comedy's mediocre. I've compared you to other people.

I'm like, listen, motherfucker. Watch how you speak. Because you know. Wasn't that funny? That's so good. You tell Chell's legit, like, mm. Yeah. This kid's hilarious.

That is great. Chell was supposed to be on the 1000th episode, but he's fighting in Brazil against Anderson. Oh boxing oh my gosh You went in boxing But no that beats that that I think Chael was junior Olympics in boxing. Absolutely not. I think he was no I think he was no no he was boxing absolutely not I think he was no I think he was no he was no he was junior olympic boxer no wrestled only wrestled I was anybody else have did some boxing he in fact he had a conversation with his dad he was like do I go boxing or do I go wrestling that's what it was yep

Jail Sonnen what no go to his Wikipedia channel you just want to be yeah and I wanted to have robot arms as a kid go Go to Chael Sonnen's Wikipedia. Let's look up his boxing record. Early life. Chael is a boxer. That says Chael is a fruit. Nope, here we go. So Sonnen began training in boxing in the hope.

Oh. Wait, no, hold on. Sonnen began training in boxing. Hold on, he was 35. In 1996. He was 35. So he didn't grow up into amateurs. In 1996.

Sonnen began training in boxing. In 1996, Sonny began training boxing with the whole Canadian UFC. So he's older. He was in high school. So he was boxing in high school. No. Because he said he had a conversation with his dad and he said, you can choose wrestling or you can try to go to the Olympics as a boxer. And I guess he chose-

Hold on, keep going down. His background's boxing, but yeah I've wrestling yeah, I Know but I just I just told you that he did some boxing with a kid. I said that as a kid high school Yeah, where's his record? Where's no, no, where's his record? There's no record says it right there. There's no record of it right there I was like the boxing is my life and I'll Chael. He does not have a background in boxing. I'll tell you that right now. Boxing career.

Yep. Yep. And all it says is Chael's scheduled to face Anderson Silva. There it is. June 15th, 2024. And I couldn't have done this without my high school boxing experience. There it is. Yeah. I think maybe he wanted to box, but he went down that whole, uh, yeah, down that whole wrestling thing. And boy, was he a beast. He was right. He was. Chills. Was he Olympic alternate or something?

Yeah. He was up there. Stud. Uh, and putting Greco. Olympic team trials. Yeah. Correct. I guess.

No joke. Did you find Greco guys hard to deal with or freestyle guys? No, freestyle all day. Why, because the double legs and single legs? Yeah. Yeah, Greco. So Greco guys though, so I thought like if they

underhook and stuff like that. But in MMA it's easier to navigate. Why, because it's just clinch game and. Hip control, yeah. Isn't what Khabib does mostly Greco or is it freestyle? No. It is. He's like a blend of both but in the best way. Isn't what Khabib does mostly Greco or is it freestyle? It is. He's like a blend of both, but in the best way.

Yeah. And what about, what about our boy, uh, DC? No, well, DC as well. Well, DC was Greco, wasn't he? Or he was freestyle. He was freestyle. He was both too. So, so, so, um, Bo, Bo Nicol, he's freestyle. So freestyle is best for MMA. For sure. Not, not, Bo nickel, he's freestyle. So freestyle is best for MMA.

Not, not, not. It's definitely, it's definitely good. What about, what about if, what about judo versus Greco? What would you rather mess with in a, in a, in a fight for men's MMA? Yeah. Uh, wrestling, Greco, wrestling, Greco. You'd rather deal with, yeah.

You'd, because judo is all key. No, I'm saying so you'd rather, I'd rather deal with jud you just judo is all key no I'm saying so you'd rather I'd rather deal with judo then right yeah yeah a lot of judo because the judo has a lot of trips and stuff but it doesn't work unless you're grabbing something yeah they have the key and they all the control the key at least Greco's over unders no gee you know so it's more relatable yes what else you got Jen? Nick Cannon guys, he's insured his balls and it's like a part of a campaign for Dr. Squatch's soap. Oh, okay. But he's got 12 kids, six women and he doesn't plan on stopping.

Scroll down, you can. He wants to have more. Isn't his goal to have as many as possible? Is he a dad to them? Is it now hardest to be a dad? I'm not impressed with this. I'll answer that. The answer is no.

There's no way. I don't approve of it. I think it's fucked up. With 12 different houses or whatever the fuck they're doing, there's no way. So those kids basically grow up without a dad, but that's awesome that your ego is so big that you're spreading your seed. I think he's making a mistake thinking financially he can cover as many as he wants, but that doesn't, that means nothing.

Like look at billionaire kids, like their dads have all the money and resources, but if you're not there in present, none of this matters. This is so narcissistic. Yeah. Truthfully. And he said, haters say it's time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I'm doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.

Shout out to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep my family tree going. Oh wait, Nick, is it about you? Oh, that's awesome. You're amazing. What does he do? What's he do?

He hosts The Masked Singer. Oh. I mean, he has a bunch of businesses. Wildin' Out. He does well, yeah. Fine. Yeah, Wildin' Out. He does well, but like a bunch of businesses. He does well. Yeah fine. Yeah while now But it is well, but I said for watching your kids. Yeah, except for raising. There's just no way you're not raising 12 kids Yeah, it can't be the way this is like what's his name? Cromartie? Whatever the fuck in that? I think his things different because they didn't mean to do it the next like legit

Commodities, it's retarded. It's both. It's fucking ridiculous Yeah, it's not good. I know Next one George Lopez was performing this past week and apparently cut his set about 30 minutes early because he was getting heckled So much have you guys dealt with this stuff? No, sometimes people get so drunk and if you don't have good security it causes a rule, you know What is though? It's a Eagle Mountain Casino. So Casino, a lot of the room is papered or it's for the high rollers. Or if you play some game like craps or whatever, they're like, oh, tickets to a show.

So they're not actually comedy fans, but they won those tickets. So they're just going to kill time. So it's not his fan base. So that's where that comes from. Yeah. Casinos are a disaster. There's a clip of it, it says things are going fine, and he actually tried to say, like,

guys, just stop and let me finish, and then just got fed up and walked off. Because they're not comedy fans. They want them at the buffet or some bullshit, or they play there all the time, they're like, this includes two tickets to George Lopez, so casinos are tough, man. That's interesting.

No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna let you guys catch up to us. The Latinos are tough, man. That's one. They go to the doctor and they write their prescriptions. That's two. I really remember. They let me do it so much that I could just cut it right now. You see how the crowd's not. I see. I'm the one working. So, listen. Fuck the way they come back and we're just going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor

and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the

doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go to the doctor and we're going to go you see other crowds not Fuck, this is... Kill it, Roman, no! Come on, man, let's go to the back. No! Yeah, because it's not, they're not comedy fans. They're there because they want to take it.

They've got drunk assholes. I can just see them. It's not even drunk, but they're not conditioned to the, to comedy the way it works. They think they can engage. That's why you gotta have security to go, hey, get the fuck out. Casinos, casinos, again again they're not conditioned that way. So they're like oh this is how it always goes. It's like no dude. Casinos are a beast.

We've done casinos a ton. We've done many times. I've done a ton of them. And you know going in like it could be rough man. Oh yeah. Because it might be half your crowd and they're there and they came out to support. The other half is papered. Or they won the tickets playing fucking back a rack or whatever the fuck it is.

It's a nightmare Poor George, but he's in business so long. He's like fuck this And fuck it. I'm with him. I love George Yeah Caught this wholesome talk between DC and uh, watch this Jones guys To hear your voice man, how are you? Daniel is alongside me, yes. Alright, what's up DC?

What's up John? How you doing man? I'm good man. That's good, that's good. Alright, I just have one question for you. DC, I got a question for you. How are you doing man? How's life in Miami?

No, I mean it's good. My life is going really well. Thank you. DC's crushing it. I'm super proud of the way life is turning out for you man. I think it's awesome. It's great. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I mean, it's good. My life is going really well. Thank you. The DC's crushing. I'm super proud of the way life's turning out for you, man. I think it's awesome that you're congratulating with everything you got going. It just seems all the best as well. And your development seems to be going great too,

and that's very encouraging. Look at John. A lot of people look up to you, so make sure you continue to do that. Yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. You guys have anything to say? Thank you. It's good to talk to you with this energy instead of the way you do. They sure you continue to do that. Yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it

They still don't like each other you can tell Thank you brother, we'll see you tomorrow if not sooner have a good night, all right Later in the video Daniel gives him the thing or gives the camera the thing. They don't like each other. You can tell. And especially DC was kind of being like, it's, it's really cool how you kind of make an improvement. You know, you got a lot of people looking up to you. So don't let them down. And you see John roll his eyes. What is the beef from? Why so much hatred? It was so bad. No, I mean, where did it come from before the fight? They fucking hate each other But what the best to me the best sound bite and UFC history outside some Connor stuff

This is up there is when they're on Fox sports in their different room and they and John doesn't know it's being recorded He thinks they're not airing He didn't think they're live and they're talking and and DC was like when I see I'm a spitting in your fucking face and John goes Oh I'll kill you. I will fucking kill you. I would actually kill you. And dead serious. And you're like, oh, fuck.

And they're like, boys, boys? And he's like, oh, sorry. Anyways. Oh yeah. You're like, fuck, dude. But why, why the animosity from DC? Why was it so strong? Like they never, did they ever hang out together?

Did they? No, they fucking hate each other. What was that? They fought at a press conference. I know, but why? How did that happen? They just hate each other. But it's one thing to hate each other,

but there's gotta be something that happened before all that. You don't just decide I hate that guy. But when they're fighting, you know. You can bring it up though, Jenny. It was bad, man. Cause it went personal too. I know. It got super it up though, Jenny. It was bad, man. Cause that's, it went personal too. You got super personal.

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John Jones told Daniel backstage unsurprisingly, the former Olympic wrestler Kramer took offenses and the rivalry was born. He took him down. But that's not why they hate each other But then it got personal that's interesting. You see 121 I fought Jones knew he was gonna have to fight at that Huh, you did fight that? Yeah, I bet I could take you down. Who'd you fight? Mmm, I forget pretty sure I was on 121 Wow, that's 2010. Yeah, that's right then. Damn, dude. Typing UFC 121.

Oh yeah, I fought Gabriel Gonzaga. There I am. Kicked off the main card. Decision 30, 27, 30, 27, 30, 27. Matt Hamill, Tito Ortiz, Diego Sanchez, Paulo Thiago, Jake Shields, Martin Campman, and then Kane Vlasquez, Brock Lesnar. Was Paulo Thiago the Jake Shields, Martin Campman, and then Cain Glass gives Brock Lesnar. Was Paulo Thiago the guy who got in trouble for domestic violence? Absolutely not.

What was his name? Thiago Silva. Thiago Silva. He, whatever happened to that guy. Paul Thiago was a special forces in Brazil. Oh, sorry. He was a savage. Thiago Silva like came back and he was fine afterwards.

Yep. God, look at that undercard. Boy, those cards were stacked back in the day. Gilbert Avell was in on the same card too. And fought John Madsen, the guy beat on the ultimate fighter and you got Chris Camozzi, Sam Stout, man, all these names. What'd you say, Tim?

No, and he got beat by John Madsen. He did Gilbert. Gilbert lost him. Yeah. I knocked John out and. Yeah. Yeah. Around.

That's wild. Yeah. Anah Madsen. He did Gilbert. Gilbert lost him. Yeah. I knocked John out and. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. And I, that's right. Shit. That's 14 years ago. Bubba. Damn. 14 years ago.

Fuck 14. And we started the podcast right around then. Damn. It's been a long time, dude. This has been good. I'll see you later. Funny if Wednesday we're like, we're out. We just quit the show on Wednesday. You give us both $50 million. I would still do the show. Once a week. Yeah. Once every other once a month. I'm in France, dude. I can't. Ah, dude, can I zoom in? I'm at the MECOs bro. No, nothing would change.

Nothing would change. No, do it. Cause what else are you going to do, bud? I know. Yeah. I mean, a lot of cocaine, but but other than that you get different hair When I shave my head, this is gray and this is dark. It's a problem. So the shave looks even worse Yeah, what else you got Jim? I'm running mark. We're calling when James Harden was at a wedding And I just thought this was a funny reaction to his girlfriend catching the bouquet So his girlfriend he dates a lot of women, he's known for it. Look at his face, his girl caught it. Savage comment, someone goes, guy loves to freeze up whenever rings are involved.

Savage. Oh my God, that beard. Oh yeah, you ever seen without the beard? Strange beard. That's not though, you ever seen without? Not good. He looks awful Oh, he does let me bring up James Harden. No beard. Let me see that picture. He's a rookie. He looks insane Look at him with you see on the left he looks fine, but look at him on the look at that

The beard helps out so not a handsome person. Yeah with the beard kind of handsome. Yeah But he's notoriously known for, I don't know what this girl, but before he would hire like only fan girls and he'd pay them a salary and they'd have a contract. So they couldn't come after him and do, yeah, smart about it. His hair is jumping ship. Yes. Uh, but he's got something to say on the court, huh? Uh, used to. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I see him at the show up at boxing. His teeth have something to say on the court, huh? Used to yeah for sure. Yeah, I see him Steve That's on the same show up at boxing his teeth have something to say right?

I would see him at boxing works. He would hang out and just show up Sweetheart nice guy stud a little bit. Yeah He looks way better with the beard I Got a question for you guys you guys wash your feet in the shower? No. No? No, oh no. Okay, so Travis and Jason Kelsey came out

and said they don't either. No. Because someone tried to write on Twitter that Jason Kelsey looks like he doesn't wash his legs or feet and he was like, yeah, what kind of psycho does that? No. Dudes don't do that shit.

You don't? Not some hoeshoes. What, who are you, no? I wash my feet every day. There we go. You wash your feet? What does that have to do with it? Asians love the feet, they wash their feet.

No, your feet. Yeah, we, yeah. Your feet get sweaty and dirty, it looks like, No, my feet get cleaned in the shower. Yeah. Oh my God. And so do my legs. And the soap, where do you think the soap goes?

Wash my legs. Your feet probably get the, per liter of skin, your feet probably get the most soap. I wash, like, my face here. I wash my face the upper body I get a loofah. Okay, so you use a loofah. Do you fuck? No, no chin not a scrubbing thing, but Wash my back. How do you wash your back legs? My back? Yeah, the soap drops dude I don't think that's this some whole shit man. That's gross, man Nah, you know we got time for that watch it. Will you sit down? There's wash your ass and your dicks. Of course

I was goddamn but don't like but the soap runs down your dick. Yeah, but that's not shit, baby Yeah stuff. My arms all that shit. Yeah. Yeah my dick's waterproof, man. I gotta rinse it out. I Don't know what dude's sitting, is there something more baited than sitting down washing your feet? I mean, I don't do that. You don't sit down. You lift your leg and you're like this.

Forget that. What are you, a store? I do this. I'm already tired. Fuck no, dude. Fuck that. I'd be willing to bet 98% of men don't scrub their feet. We should do it, because freaking what, 96% of this show is like all dudes. We should do a poll

Yeah, yeah fucking tell mark to put on Instagram. How many you scrub your feet in the shower? There's a lot of times I want to brush my face Scrub cuz they're gonna get confused. They're gonna think that wash your feet means like me and calendar talking about You gotta put how many scrub your feet in the shower? With soap. You guys consider yourselves washing your feet? There are a lot of times where I won't, I'm not gonna floss and brush my teeth at night even, sometimes I'm just like. No, once a day.

I shower maybe once or twice a week, man. What? No, don't say that. I mean, I'll shower after a workout. So that's every day. I shower every day. No, sometimes I don't come straight to the studio. Yeah, I shower.

Because you want those oils, otherwise you get all dry. Oils are good. Kayle don't lose his hair if he fucking showers every day. That beard on Jason's probably pretty dirty. Jason wrote, all of you have been fed diabolical lies that washing every crevice of your bodies and hair all the time is somehow better or healthier Any dermatologist not in bed with big soap will agree Are all that is necessary and actually leads to cleaner healthier skin

He's right because if you shampoo because you know, you're not supposed to use shampoo every time you shower either, correct? It's bad for your hair. That's fine. You need the natural oils and yeah scalp. It's bad That's why they say don't wash babies every day. That's right. You need the natural oils. Yeah, and your scalp, it's bad. That's why they say don't watch babies every day. You need the natural oils. Otherwise it fucks up their skin. We were all babies. Science. That's right.

Now hell no, I don't fucking sit down in the shower and scrub my feet, man. In and out, dude. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, here's a good one, guys. Another day in LA. CHP tries to pull someone over and she's got a different plan.

Let's see what's going on here. Let's let it load for a little bit here. Might just have to do pictures. There we go. Hold the sheet. This guy is trying to run from the cops and they just fucking pitted him. Like look, they already did it.

They took his bumper. He keeps trying to run from the cops and they just fucking pitted him like look they already did it they took his bumper He keeps trying to run. Oh Yeah, you're gonna deal with repercussions after this. I realize that what that's gonna do Get it girl get it girl get it girl boy. Here we go. Oh my fucking god. Oh My god Gonna get tased Oh my fucking god! Oh my god! She's gonna get tased. You bet the taser in the tits. I guess you just talk to her here, right? You just kinda go, alright.

Yeah, you don't shoot her down. But she's not the driver! Whoa, Florida sniper shoots bank robber through computer? Oh, you haven't seen this? No. Oh, it's gangster They have special bullets for this they're saying. Oh, it's just whole thing metal jacket, but dude it goes straight through computer Oh computers. Yes, you see him. Yeah, look the dude shoots through that watch you see that computer screen shoots through that This guy right there he's my god. Believe me, I can. He's using the other guy's shoulder?

He's supposed to help me with that. I want to be experienced and most relaxed. The guy better stay still, huh? So badass. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go America See all the blood don't fuck around dude. That's the end of that. Look at this guy fucking bad asses bad America Yeah, you got the hostage rescue team there and to shoot him in the face He was probably pretty, you know, probably gonna murder those two people

Oh, yeah, you aim for the face or hit him right in the face Yeah, you aim for so this is called the there there's something about, so this area right here, is the H, it's like a, they have a word for it, that's 100% fatal. You get shot right there, you die. That's where they aim. Right there, boom. Dude, imagine being the guy who's like this, can't move. The guy who's, where the gun's resting on his shoulder, he's like this.

So he's like, dude, dude, just talk to me, talk to me, just like that, how gangster is that? He's like anyway, and the gun's where the guns rest on shoulders like this So he's like dude, dude, just talk to me talk to me just like that. How gangster is that? He's like anyway in the gun fall all those tactics and by the way, he's like no no stay with me That's impressive. All it makes is think it sounds like that And you're dead. That's just he just took his life through the computer Guys suffer no pain just a game over just a just a highly trained fucking SWAT guy. Here you go pain just a game over just a just a highly trained fucking SWAT guy here you go because if that guy don't have that shot and you like hit the guy in the hand or something that's when you're happy you have a police force oh no but defund them oh defund them defund those guys that's for people who live in neighborhoods where they don't have to deal with that and

people have never been through danger stuff or never seen what real violence is. Yeah, so sit in your college and talk about defunding the police, dumb-dums. Let us get you. For all our fans out there, there's a new STD floating around and it's a fungal one that looks like Ringworm. That's amazing. Yeah. How did it start?

The guy is in his 30s and he apparently went to England, Greece, and California and had sex with several others and. With a bunch of men? Has to be, right? Doesn't say that. Yeah, probably. A lot of these things start in the gay community

because those bath houses are, there's a lot of fucking going on. Because guys aren't washing their feet. Yeah, guys are just like, guys are just gross. They're just like. Guys aren't washing, this is why you should wash your feet. You get guys together, they're gonna fuck and it doesn't matter.

Yeah, right here. Rub some dirt on it. Toilet cases stem from men who had sexual contact with men. That's like the monkey pox shit. Dude, good call. That's what happened to me. So we good? That's what happened to me.

Hey, so heterosexuals are good? Keep your pride month. Taking an antibiotic after unprotected sex may help prevent sexually transmitted infections, yeah. Give you pride month. Taking an antibiotic after unprotected sex may help prevent sexually transmitted infections. Yeah. But then your body adapts to it if you use enough of them. I used to get staff all the time. You take some antibiotics, use your body. It's like, we know what this is.

Yeah, I said this guy, I took this guy four months to be cleared. Do you ever have staff? Oh yeah. Really? Every fighter, yeah. So what do you do? You just take antibiotics? If it gets bad enough, antibiotics. But you catch have staff? Oh yeah. Really? Every fighter. So what do you do? You just take antibiotics. If it gets bad enough, antibiotics.

But you catch it before it gets bad, typically, right? Oh yeah. You want to treat it right away. Because some people just don't. Yep, they let it. Mayhem told me he was on the plane and it started literally bubbling out. Oh, it's bad. It was really bad.

I remember I had it under my armpit and I was at a pool in Vegas. I was talking to Christian Allen. I'm like, man, I think I got bit by a fucking wild spider something. He goes, oh yeah, you've been around a lot of wild spiders. I go, I don't know. He goes, that's staff, you fucking idiot. I went, it is, he goes, yes.

Oh, you're right. Christian Allen's a smart guy. That's not a good place to get it, by the way. How'd you get there? Just who knows? So can you get it? Scrapes, it's on your skin no matter what. Then when you get scraped from gloves or the mat, it seeps into the body.

So you should always work out with a rash guard, right? No. Why not? Might as well wash your feet. What? No, I would always have a rash guard. Because it's still, it's everywhere. It can get on the rash guard, it can seep in.

It's like, you just gotta shower right away. Right away. It's the guys that just gotta shower right away. Right away. It's the guys that don't shower. Why? Because guys don't shower, they... Yeah, or they all shower at home, that lingers and it fest, you know? Festers.

I have staff, I just realized just right there. I just started touching it and I was like, it feels a little weird, so now I'm like, you ever get that where you get psychosomatic? You're like, oh, I have staff. What else you got, Jen? Let's take a little break. Brian had to run.

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Indonesia, I can tell you what kind of python it is. It's called a reticulated python It's the longest python in the world 20 feet long They weigh probably 500 pounds and it is that fat and its head is about that big So during her walk this night before he slithered up to her and saying get seething her leg before wrapping her legs They weigh probably 500 pounds and it is that fat and its head is about that big So during her walk the snake slithered up to her and saying get seething her leg before wrapping itself around her body and stringing The life out of her. It looked like she was prey She's probably a small woman and it looked like prey then if it wasn't bad enough the serpent swallowed her entire corpse starting with the head Yep Wow

Damn, and they found it cuz Cause that snake's fat and half. Yeah. You would never find her if that were the case. It's like crocodiles. You'd find bones, right? Cause they, they bones come out the booty. They, they, I don't know where it was. I think it was in, uh, I think it was actually in Indonesia as well.

This woman got, she, they found her body in the mouth of this 20 foot crocodile and the thing takes her and goes, goes and smacks the water and her leg comes off and it just swallows her leg. Fuck man. Nature man. Did you guys see the bull jump? They called it a viper. It's not a viper.

Yeah dude that drove me nuts. They sliced open the viper with machetes. Not a viper. Not a viper you idiots. God everyone knows that. Thank you. Bull jumps arena fans injures three spectators at Sisters Road. Sisters Road, that'll happen.

So they're doing that, Olaan. Look at how athletic that fucking giant is. Three people hurt at a popular Oregon rodeo after a bull jumped the fence, went out of the arena and injured a spectator with spectators. Right there, that's where he jumps. God, dog. Oh, that's a problem. And then someone caught this thing. That thing can fucking jump. Yeah, it's gonna hurt you. Okay. This is the crazy part her check this up Oh

That guy just wasn't paying attention. Yeah, cuz no one knew it just happened out of no, that's not how you expect to get fucked up Where'd he go like he's hiding behind a wall? Where's he at? There's a guy on a horse. That's nuts, dude. That guy was just chilling with his buddies. That's a woman. But they said three people were injured, but they're all home now, so they should be, you know.

Fuck. She's probably like, did you guys watch your free- Ooh. Man, that's a strong animal. Here you go. Teep! Man. And Brian posted this one.

Eddie Hall. Yep. Fighting two, are they, are they, they're not considered midgets, right? Or dwarves. No, they're just regular guys probably. Oh my God, they're doing the single leg! He's trying to fuck! I know, those are like, bantamites. Eddie Hall! Look at that. midgets right now that guys probably

I know those are like bannermates look at that Sasso said to me Sasso said to me um he goes he sent me that and he goes he goes you're Irish I'm Italian he's in Naples and I go no he goes that's that's that's me against Ireland and he just keeps going that's's you, is that you? Is that you and is that me? I'm like, fuck off. That's Eddie Hall. He looks dangerous. You'd have your hands full with that guy, right?

Strong, yeah. Would you fight him for money? Depending on how much. I don't think he'd, he don't have any striking, huh? I mean, just that. Boxes. I don't think he'll have any striking, huh? I mean just that. Boxes? I mean... Yeah. What would you do? Wrestle him?

Yeah, choke him out. I think that's no cardio. I'd stay on the outside and then eventually get him down. Doesn't have much of a neck. How are you going to choke him? Yeah, he... Find your way? Yeah, you find your way. You find your way under that chin? Yeah.

He lost to Thor Thor big boy yeah Thor beat him in boxing right mm-hmm hmm I like him though I don't fight him I like it he'll yep he's a beast super strong his deadlifts wild yeah that it chin if you want more we got more give me something else give me one more give me your best one though oh preferably if it doesn't have video I think we did our best ones we probably did yeah Ryan Garcia arrested for that's a bummer I don't know dude Connor fights for sure happening. I'll be there. It's on. You'll be there. Do you wanna do this one? How about, do you guys care about that shopping cart woman that went viral?

Why'd she go viral? I'll just play the clip for you. Hopefully. Cause she's a B. So some people are on her side, some people are on the other side. I'll just play this clip if it works. Is her posting.

Yeah. This is an old one, isn't it? No, no, it's new. Yeah, it's just not working. shopping cart and you can judge me all you want. I'm not getting my groceries into my car, getting my children into the car, and leaving them in the car to go return the cart. So if you're gonna give me a dirty look, fuck off. Fair.

And people have said- It's like a big debate online. Some people agree, some people don't. People don't wanna leave their kids in the car. It depends how young they are. Somebody can jump in the car, there's a lot of things that can go wrong. Yeah, but I'd say if that's the case.

You're leaving your kids alone in the car. Part closer to the return. No, no, technically it's illegal. Some people leave it in a parking space. Some people leave it in the space. Like kick it up onto the little thing, you know? Yeah, you can do that, but she may have done that. But it's actually technically might be illegal.

So if she leaves her kids in the car, just saying, and all of a sudden someone jumps in the car and takes off with her children, believe me, America goes, you left your kids, and we'd all be talking about that, so to return a cart, so fuck a cart. No, no, I'm not saying to return it, I'm saying kick it up on the front of you.

Yeah, don't leave it in the middle of the parking lot. Don't leave it in the parking lot. She probably did, we don't know. That's always tough. Because I get it. Do you guys return yours? No, no. When I got my kids in the car and. She probably did, we don't know. That's always tough. Cause I get it. Do you guys return yours? No. Yes.

When I got my kids in the car and I have that, I'll put it in the space where they have in the parking lot for carts. That's what I mean. Yeah, I mean that's what we're asking her to do, right? No, but she probably did that. She's saying I'm not gonna go all the way back to the store and return.

Yeah, it's tough if you have kids in the car. I also don't shop, like if me or Joanna shop we one stays with the kids the other shops like we don't load Up the kids who grocery shopping. Yeah We did it again, but we did it dude 9 9 9 9 Hey, guess what everybody Zanies good news. I'll see you June 14 June 15 and June 16 That's this Friday Saturday Saturday, and Sunday. You only have 15 on there, bud. You have 14, 15 on there.

You sure 16? Yeah. You're positive? Yeah, I gotta look at that. Let's get on the site, then. Yeah, gotta get on that. But 14, 15 for sure popping. 14, 15, and it looks like 16.

All right, kids. God bless. Love you guys. Love you. Yeah. Yeah. What's good? I'm Brian Greenberg.

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