The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen react to Tim Kennedy's Public Apology | TFATK Ep. 1103
Episode Date: July 10, 2025Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub react to Tim Kennedy's social media post apologizing for falsely claiming he was awarded the Bronze Star with Valor and talk current events around the world in...cluding Daniel Cormier's truck getting stolen, a drunk golfer picking a fight with a giant former NHL player, Brendan dyeing his hair AGAIN, Rampage Jackson killing it in the podcast world, Vin Diesel getting a little thiccc, Canelo Alvarez vs Terrence Crawford and much more!BRĒZ - Ready to experience the future of drinking? Head to http://try.drinkbrez.com/TFATK/ and use code TFATK for a $5 credit and free shipping on your first order.O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERHims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighterTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on, baby. So Chin's gonna die and here's the thing. We're all gonna die. This is really the fightin the kid
So Chin's gonna die and
Take your pulse right now. We just had a and I don't think feeding you all this barbecue is helping your cholesterol and all that Yep, I that's right. So there it is now now you I want to talk about some stuff. Yeah
Chin look at me. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. So I saw Brennan, he's back to, you're back to golden hair.
Well, no, remember I did, I did like a bluish.
No, I remember your Goldilocks right now.
That's so gold, it's hurting my eyes.
That shit is Shangri-La.
You said, get me the Shangri-La, please.
Well.
Now did that hurt your, did that hurt your skull?
When I say it burned, you ever watch Denzel Washington
Malcolm X when he puts that shit on his hair
to straighten it out?
Uh-huh.
Dude, and my kids were laughing, making fun of me.
So the reason I, obviously I'm every bit of 40
and I shouldn't be dying my hair.
But I told T and Bossy, they want to dye their hair.
I said, all right, if Tiger makes, not a team,
has to make the majors team out here at Lakeway, who's a, one
of the top programs in the nation.
I said, if tiger makes the majors, not AAA, not AA, not
single a, he has to make the top majors team.
We can all dye our hair.
Tiger made the fucking team.
I thought he forgot about it.
Cause he made the team about a week ago, two weeks ago.
So I was like, I told him, I told Joanna, I'm like, don't just don't say anything. And then two days ago, he's like,
dad, what's up? Made the team. I was like, what's up, dude? Congrats. He's like, yeah,
where's my hair dye? Where's my fucking hair dye? Or hair dye? Yeah. And then bossy's like,
yeah, where's mine? Like, all right. So then everybody got blondies. Yeah. I'll post a picture
of me, boss, bossy, three,asti, Basti looks by far the best.
Oh my God, he looks so much better.
It's three toe heads.
And when I say it burned, bubba, I would never do it again.
So as you know, I've been wrestling, and so I get cocky.
I almost slapped your face.
I almost just...
I wish you would have.
I love when you think you're good at wrestling.
That's my favorite part.
I am good at wrestling now.
So can I be honest with you?
You're in straight up like uncle three sweats.
Sorry, I trained today with the Tackett twins.
Oh, you know what you should have done?
I trained with them.
The full gray, like gray top, gray bottom.
I could have done that.
The thing is I trained today and I went,
the Tackett twins, they're getting ready for,
they're in the UFC fight pass
They're doing and I and they were like bry and I was like, let's go and we did we did some we did some
We danced a little bit. You know saying a little clench game. So I get it. So I will say this
Right now there is it you'll get me don't ever
Try under hooks on me. Okay, okay cool
Okay, cuz I Okay. Okay?
Okay.
And, cause I know how to get out of that,
and I'll go underhooks on you.
Now, that's not.
And you know how you used to do this bullshit
where you'd squeeze my arms and I'd be like this,
and I'd be like, ah!
Oh, yeah, right.
And I'd make that noise, ah!
Now, and I'm trying to be cool.
Cause I'm actually fucking feeling,
my shoulders are sore, but I have a lot of energy,
don't ever do that shit to me again. Because wait, because you'll regret it, okay?
Cool?
What?
Whenever you're ready.
Whenever I'm what?
Ready.
Now this is going to sting a tad.
Go ahead.
Because your boys start training out here.
Oh, you're training now?
With Victor Hugo.
He's good.
And the rest of the black belts.
That's the heavyweighted number one in the world?
Yeah, he's the number one heavyweight in the world.
And then I text you, it's at Six Blank,
and then I text you, did you get to roll with the black belt,
your boy still got to, it's like riding a bike,
and you go, cool, maybe I should come.
I went, no, this is going to sting.
Kind of stop me a little bit.
It's black belts only.
Yeah.
I got, I was like, I got excited.
I go, oh, come train. Ooh, stop me a little bit. It's black belts only. Yeah. I got, I was like, I got excited.
I go, Oh, come train.
Ooh, ooh, I got, ooh, black belts only bud.
Yeah.
The thing is my, my style now is wrestling heavy.
It's wrestling heavy.
So you like to start on the feet.
Yeah.
I don't go to my back.
I would love to see go with this gentleman in there who won European worlds.
Um, he's about 185 pounds, shredded Brazilian cat.
He might be Brazilian. I don't know.
And he, I want to say placed in the Olympics, Judo.
Oh, Judo.
And then also-
I just keep my hips out.
Yep. No problem. And then he also grew up doing freestyle.
When I say this kid is a fucking Tasmanian devil,
even I was like, maybe start on the butts, man.
I don't want to blow out my fucking knee.
Now, I was training pretty hardcore with those boys.
And then while you were playing grab ass on a cruise
and I had to do shows by myself out here,
I decided to run bases against those nine-year-olds.
And I blew my quad out.
So your boys put on ice.
But got the stem cells, your boys,
I dead lifted this morning.
I'm back.
Well you healed rather quickly.
It's stem cells, ways to well stem cells.
You pulled both your fucking hammies
and you were back in action.
The hammies would have been way quicker
if I had fucking ways to wells.
So I literally called, Brigham was like,
dude, you're going to hate me,
but I'm going to be your number one client.
I just got injured again.
Blew my quad out, running around bases like a moron.
As a dad, you got to stay in third gear.
Got to stay in third gear.
I brought my boy Nick Collins, Nick Simmons, our boys.
Funny, very funny comics.
Nick was a wrestler his whole life.
Wrestled all the way through high school.
And now he's been bodybuilding for the past 15 years.
And decided I'm gonna go three rounds of takedowns
with a guy named Tim Kennedy.
Bad idea.
Yeah, and he's like, I love this.
And well, he skipped today's workout.
He, uh, he had to take, had to take a little pill. Yeah.
You can't go full like that.
Oh, did your high school wrestling not work out? I love when guys say that.
Tim was smiling the whole time, which was crazy. Now he does.
Now he's a rough, strong hand fighter and did a great job.
Tim?
No, uh, Nick, Nick was, Nick's a strong hand fighter, tough guy.
And Tim was very polite, very polite, but you know.
Yeah.
Nah, you're not, it's interesting.
Whenever a guy goes, oh I wrestle in high school,
hey I play basketball, let's go, you ready?
That's great.
Yeah, yeah.
I played basketball in high school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not gonna go up to fucking Kobe Bryant like,
hey bud.
And Tim and Nick, who you love and loves you
Love him. He's so strong. He would quote unquote love to go with you
He'd love to go with you. Yeah, go and watch me perform. No, no, he'd like to just he'd like to tussle up
Oh sure. He'd like to do some take down. We can go to the gym too before. Yeah
Yeah, he'd like to do all that and I said to him I said now now
Now Tim's a very different ecosystem anybody you've ever been with he goes. Yeah. that. And I said to him, I said, now, now, now Tim's a very different ecosystem
than anybody you've ever been with.
He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, he is.
And I go, Tim's a nightmare.
And I go, he fought at 185.
And I go, Brendan couldn't make 205
if his family was on the line.
If his family was on the line.
So you gotta understand that the lightest he is is 245. I'm two four four every bit of every bit of six four and and and
Stronger than anybody you've ever grabbed and that's a fair statement, but here's the other problem with Brendan
long long arms
That's a bad for us and you did it as a job. Yeah. So it's going to be interesting.
I'd go with naked off, say I went with rough off.
Of course.
And who knows, sometimes those guys will surprise you.
Oh, he'll surprise you.
He's got great-
He'll keep you busy.
Wizards and duck unders, arm drags.
There's a lot of shit.
Never seen those.
And single and double leg.
Never seen those.
You've never seen those.
Never seen those.
Not from world class guys.
No, never, never. You never roll with world class guys. You never seen those. Never seen those. Never seen those. Not from world-class guys. No, never, never.
You never roll with world-class guys.
You never rolled with really good wrestlers.
Or division one wrestlers.
No, and also-
I didn't go to their practice for five years.
No, no.
Twice a week.
No, not.
You've seen a lot of looks.
We wrestled in high school.
Oh, okay.
Wrestling in high school.
But sometimes those high school guys surprise him. He's fucking loving it.
Yeah, he wrestled on it.
He did very well in high school, but he loves it.
He knows.
He knows.
He follows wrestling.
He's originally from what?
From where?
New York.
So wrestlers from the state, the upstate New York.
They did wrestling up there.
Yep.
Places and states and you know, very good.
Strong.
Strong fellow.
Strong.
But, but, but then gas is out too.
It's just different.
Yeah, but Nick's a beast.
If he focused on it, he could get there.
He loves it.
He could get there.
He's gonna do that.
I'd like to see Nick get his hands on chin
to be honest with you.
On Shane?
Chin.
Oh, chin.
Oh no, no, no, chin doesn't want that smoke.
No, you don't want that smoke.
Don't talk like that.
You have sweats on at your age.
It's in fucking open-toed sandals.
I'm such a dick that I was doing this.
Your feet hang out longer than they should.
It's so frustrating.
It's a bad look.
It's a bad look.
And I thought these would be cool.
I was like, maybe these will be good.
And you went, dude.
You went, dude.
You looked like the broke guy.
Yeah.
Here's what I did when I was learning my underhooks
and then getting out and then you come in underhooks
and you crowd the guy.
And I kept going, I would crowd him and I'd go, ain't no room up in this bitch now.
Ain't no room up in this bitch.
Love it.
I was doing stuff like that.
I'm a real trash talker.
Love it.
Yeah.
Then it doesn't go well.
All right.
Yeah.
Change your outfit though.
Huh?
Change your outfit.
Look, dude, this is, this is my post-athletic outfit.
You get, you were working out before this?
Yeah.
And you know what?
I just want to say to everybody, like there are
some athletes that are quick studies and then there
are athletes that are fucking sponges.
I know, but there's a lot of, you know what?
You're fine.
When I learned one thing, John, on you.
Okay.
I know.
And
dude, matter of fact, there's 58 years of
art, dude, and I was like, some fighters like, man,
there's just not enough footage to get his technique down
or his tendencies.
With you, there's 58 years of study.
So I was hitting mitts.
It's been a while since I've hit mitts.
I'll send it to you.
Yeah, I hate seeing guys hit mitts.
It made me sad.
It's like when people show you pictures of their dog.
It made me sad.
You sending it to me, Brian?
Yeah, I'll send it to you now.
It made me sad because I was like, I'm just slow,, I'll send it to you now. It made me sad, because I was like, I'm...
You thought you were hitting like Giovanni De La?
I'm just slow, dude.
I'm slow, I'm older, and I just...
But that's all good, is all good.
I used to have some speed.
As long as you're going to work out, man.
How do you think I feel when I fucking run bases
and blow my fucking quad out?
I know, but it's like, damn it.
You know, I should be, you know, here.
And it's just a bummer.
And it's like, I'm like, oh yeah, well, okay,
I'm just an asshole
Or how about I don't know fucking baseball my son's IQs higher in baseball now
Sorry, like what doing Tigers hitting or throwing like I don't know the techniques and shit. He has like real coaches
He's he's he's beyond me now. That's so crazy
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So fucking crazy. Uh, for nothing for him.
I'm just a fucking Uber driver who keeps it positive.
Isn't it the best though?
Oh yeah, nothing better.
I love it.
I just sent it to you and you'll see me moving around.
I'm like, God damn it.
It's just a little slow, but there's a
voiceover of me talking.
And, uh, you should have made it.
You know, you should have done with that.
Made it super motivational.
Like never quit.
Oh no.
Never give up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's I love every day.
I love people that post inspirational messages and they're never doing anybody.
I know that's worth their shit.
Never post that bullshit.
I mean, never.
It's just procrastination.
But inspiration is by doing. You're just supposed to you doing your shit and if it I mean, never. It's just procrastination. But inspiration is by doing.
You're just supposed to, you doing your shit. And if it
inspires people, great. Yeah. You, anyone's dropping
those quotes. No, get out of here. No, no, no.
Still not showing up, Brian. It's also, it's also in
2025. Is there any original quotes now? It's kind of
all been done. Yeah. There's some great ones out
there, but like I'm talking like original motivational quotes. It's very rare all been done. There's some great ones out there, but I'm talking original motivational quotes.
It's very rare I hear someone go,
wow, never heard that before.
Yeah, just go ahead and take action.
And just, you might-
See, that pisses me off.
You tell me to take action in your sweats, pisses me off.
Well, look, if you got a problem,
if you're feeling froggy, you can leap.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what the problem with this studio is now?
If we leap and we fall,
there's nowhere to die.
We're sofa.
I know, it would be so bad.
And there's not a lot of give here.
There's a lot of sharp edges.
Oh, I feel like this thing's gonna collapse any day now.
Yeah.
On all my cars below.
That's what I got nervous when I heard the train
and things started shaking.
And I was like, we could all die.
I don't really want to, that would not be fun.
People came to the gym recently to watch me train.
Oh, you should have done it.
Dude, you should have done a fucking play on motivational
and you hit myth and it's just slow.
It's so good.
And just do all the cliches.
All right, now watch this.
This is me.
When they tell me I can't, it gives me motivation.
That's great.
You tell me I can't, dude.
It's like a Jocko Willick thing.
Yeah.
But it's me.
Jocko's motivation.
Me hitting mitts.
Watch this, this is so depressing.
Brian 50 Calcowler.
How slow I am.
Brian 50 Calcowler.
Some people came to the gym recently to watch me trick.
Hold on Brian.
Uncomfortable is the tax I pay to be dangerous.
To the gym recently to watch me trick.
Couldn't believe how hard I pushed myself.
It seemed unreasonable. I think they used the word unsafe. I pay to be dangerous
This is similar I was saying
Is that the young trainer there yeah that's real uncomfortable then again uncomfortable is the tax i pay
dangerous yeah this is exactly what i'm saying did you post this
no i should though right yeah it's funny fine
and just put daily motivation and let the comments flow.
I'm just so fucking slow, dude.
It looks clean though.
Yeah, whatever.
I like, I was so much faster when I was younger.
You have fun?
I love it too.
Every time I get into the ring
and we start touch sparring and stuff,
it's like, it's fucking,
hitting mitts and hitting a human being.
It's literally a different sport.
Dude.
Rogan had Jim Lampley on.
Yeah.
Buddy.
It's such a good podcast.
Is it?
Well, you have the two greatest minds in combat sports.
That's true.
Actually Lampley is an expert in boxing.
Rogan's obviously an expert in MMA, but Rogan knows his fucking boxing.
Yeah, he does.
So as important as Jim Lampley is for boxing Rogan's even more so in MMA
They talk they didn't talk him because in Lampley at the start is like I I don't have the brainpower
To get into MMA knows box. He's like boxing's my so passionate. He's like I gravitate towards boxing rooms
I get that
But Rogan doesn't get that because I would challenge that Rogan knows just about as much
as boxing as Lampley does.
When you hear them talk.
Rogan's been a boxing fan for so long,
since before I met him.
I mean, you know.
Yeah, Rogan just has that fucking elephant memory
where you can just recall all the old school boxing fights.
He's also watched all those fights, man.
Like he's watched it.
You know, Lampley, you ever hear Lampley?
You should watch Lampley you ever hear Lampley you should watch Lampley describe
The Arturo Gotti Mickey Ward trilogy and when you hear him he he gets he starts crying
Yeah, he's the best. He's so fucking passionate. So what do they talk about? Does he talk about they go through all those sugar?
a letter and all they talk anything about like Bud Crawford and where he stands in the Pantheon with
With Canelo and stuff like that they talked about yeah Bud and who do you have in that
Canelo you know it's at 160 dude yeah I know which is a huge jump for bud that's
crazy jump for bud you it looks it's tough with Canelo like I don't think
it's fair to say they slowing down it's just like this power puncher where he
used to be this combo puncher because he hasn't really it's fair to say that he's slowing down. It's just like this power puncher where he used to be this combo puncher because he hasn't
really, it's tough to say like, is Canelo slowing down?
If he is, Bud's probably going to fuck him up.
But who knows?
Maybe it's more of a product of similar to how John Jones, when he had all those close
fights.
Canelo could just be like, I'm just not motivated, man.
I'm going to beat these guys no matter what.
Especially at that weight class. I see. I think bud. And I think,
I think Canelo got kind of bored and that's why I see him jump all the way
up to what 174. Yeah. Which was, you know, he looked,
you're talking about a guy who's never been knocked down. Crazy. It's fucking crazy.
But lamp, Lampley said this on Rogan. He's like, and Rogan's, or yeah,
Rogan's like, what a chin. He's like, no, it's like, he goes, everyone says it's not his chin, it's his legs.
Because he rides horses since he was a kid,
and horse riding's all legs and strength.
So Cannell even talked about it, it was like,
all my power and everything comes from my legs,
from riding horses.
So Lampley was like, his base is so strong,
he never gets off balance.
He's like, it's just, he has a granite chin,
but it's his foundation of his legs., he has a granite chin, but it's his foundation
of his legs.
Well, because he has so much control over the whole, I would argue that his defense
is amazing. So you almost never get a clean shot on him ever. He's moving with those shots
so that he's taking a lot of stuff off those shots. But Bud Crawford, the only thing is
like, I don't think anybody gets stopped. But is way too small to fight David Benavides.
For example, it's not, that's a crazy idea but is way too small to fight David Benavides. For example, it's not that's a crazy idea
Never way too small
Whereas Canelo is the same height and there's something about that where Canelo's actually a small
Even though he walks around probably 180 one, you know, I don't know what he does. He's still kind of a small small
Yeah, he's not his frame. Remember he fought Mayweather at 47 or so. He's literally this big. He's not, don't do that.
He's fucking tight.
But don't do that with him, please.
I was at an ESPY's thing with him and I was like, that's Canelo.
Very small.
So small.
Yeah. How tall is Canelo? They'll say he's taller than he is, but he's 5'7".
Take two inches off whatever they tell you.
You giving him 5'7"?
No. No, I'm not.
Let me see them standing next to each other real quick.
Let me see. So that's the same height, dude.
Who knows what shoes Canelo has on?
Although look, so Dana's my height, OK?
Dana's my height.
Yes, Dana and I are about the same height.
So that's interesting.
Are they wearing boots?
Yeah, who knows what shoes they have on?
Yeah.
If you go to Wikipedia, what's it say his height is?
5'7 and 1 1 Yeah, if you go to Wikipedia, what what's it say his height is Five seven and a half not a chance. I bet he's five five and a half. No, come on. I'm
to shock me
Even five seven is not tall dude. That's pretty short five seven, but yeah, that's normal, dude
Especially for that five nine is the average right? So he's two inches essentially
He's not five seven, but really
You think that again whatever they tell you what but you can see how tall he is
But you have to just see where he stands like when he talks you don't know what platforms he has right?
But if he's in boxing shoes, I get him get him in the ring next to
You know next to for example
fuck up Yes, Floyd's really small you know, next to, for example, Buck.
Floyd? Yes, Floyd's really small.
Floyd's really small.
Like I've seen Floyd in person and it's like, ooh,
you know, he's really short.
Yeah, you're right, Bubba.
You are right.
I mean, Floyd's five, five, five, six.
Five, six on a good day.
Man.
Man.
Go to the one where they're at the weigh-in chin.
Again, who knows what shoes they have on.
See where you had that one.
I mean, they're, they're not big human being.
They're not, they're really not.
Still great, but.
Yeah, but they're not, not big guys.
They're very big guys.
They're very small guys. Like, so Canelo so talented. Yeah,
incredible, but they are small guys and they're, and that's, that's a good example. They're both about the same. So Andre Berto,
I stood next to him. I tower over Andre Berto and Andre is about the same size.
So you're right. They are
that's the thing with them in LA. And I looked at him like, oh, fuck, that's Kenel.
I was like, holy shit, he's tiny.
Yeah.
There it is.
Look at that, Bertone.
Look at that.
Same height.
Wow.
Same exact height.
Crazy athletic, crazy good, but not tall guys at all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And yeah, probably five, seven, five, six, five, seven, five, six if you're lucky. Yeah. And yeah, probably five, five, five, seven, five, six, five, seven, five, six.
If you're lucky.
Yeah.
But Lampley Rogan's a fun one.
Uh, really?
Yeah, it's a good one.
I'm going to, I'm going to listen to it.
Dude, I started watching the show.
It came from recommendation from Catharwood because we've ran out of shows because we
finished Mobland 1883, 1923, both seasons.
You know, me and my girl love them. Mobland's good?
Mobland's fantastic.
Really?
Oh my God, it's good.
You don't say.
It's so good.
Was that, that, that Richie did it?
Really?
Oh, was that Tom Hardy?
Yeah.
Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan, it's fantastic.
Wow.
I'll have to watch that.
Oh, I'm almost envious you haven't seen it yet. It's such a good watch. Wow. I have to watch that. Oh, I'm almost envious.
You haven't seen it yet. It's such a good watch. Seriously.
What what what is it on? What what might be on Paramount? Oh,
man. All right. It's a Guy Ritchie thing. It's so well
done. It's so good. I'm all about it. Paramount Plus. Yeah.
But so we ran a show. So I asked Catherine what I'm like, dude,
what are you gonna get show recommendations because his girls in TV is like
Department Q on Netflix
And he gives me the plot right away, you know, so he dies right away
It's it's it's different slower than mablin, but it's if you just give it about four episodes. It's fucking good
Really? Oh man, it's good. I
Four episodes. It's fucking good. Really? Oh man. It's good. I
watched a season three the last two episodes because my son was watching it of what squid games
I'm out kind of yeah, they they ruined it. They took too long
It's also I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't know. It's like the Jurassic Park's I got I got it for it ended the very end and my goes, you're getting up and go, I've just seen this. It's, you know, it's just a lot of this.
Yeah. Department Q you've never seen anything like it. Really? So good. So what's it about? It's this detective, uh, who gets, he's like a grumpy ass detective. And I, I think it's the Scottish, forget
what he is, but he's somewhere over there. And, um, he gets
this cold case. It's him solving the cold case. This girl
goes missing. It's so good.
We should have, we should get some detect, some hardcore
detectives on here. We should have some detectives and try to
plot out the perfect crime and see how they'd solve it.
That's a 10 minute episode, but.
Not really.
There's so many questions.
I'm not even trying to get away with crime.
The reason that I want to get back to this good
is because they really understand
the dark side of human.
No, I'd rather talk to them about legit cases
they've solved and found.
Yeah.
And how they did it though.
Yeah.
You know?
Some of the shit, although sometimes they can't. You know, some of the shit, although sometimes
they can't tell you like some of the stuff, like
my friends, this homicide detective and this guy
killed this girl, the way they found him, he's
like, don't talk about this in the pocket.
I won't because I don't want, I want them to
catch more criminals like that.
But bro, I was like, oh, you think you can get
away with a crime.
You are going to forget.
That's why there's no serial killers popping.
You're going to do one thing and they're going to get you. And it was like, wow.
I would love a detective on. That's why I liked homeboy on that we had in LA.
Because he has a true crime podcast. The guy, the OJ Simpson cat, Cato Kaelin.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. He was cool.
He's a great guy. Yeah, man. We should do that.
He asked me to do a true crime podcast, but we just couldn't get it done before I left LA.
You mean to hear.
You love all that shit.
Love it. Love true crime. Love it. Love it all. Yeah, department Q's got any new,
but we finished it. It's like nine episodes. Now we're fresh out.
Fresh out.
Brendan's never gonna watch Old Boy
as much as everyone tells him to watch it.
Old Boy?
Yeah.
One of the greatest movies ever.
You mean the Korean version?
Yes, the Korean version.
It's the most incredible movie.
I need a show, fuck movies.
I need a show.
I don't know why he's so, like, I need a long show.
I don't know, man.
I don't know about that.
Old Boy is, oh.
Oh my God. You have to watch that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's a great movie. I'll't know about that. Oh boy. It's oh my God. You have to watch that. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. That's a great movie. I'll get it. I mean, you see parasite.
No. Oh, is that that newest one? The one that won the Academy Award.
Oscar. Korean movie that won an Oscar in America, which is it's an amazing. I know. But it was
during a time. Remember where they're giving Oscars, anybody not white? Yeah, but that's a great movie.
Remember that?
No, but that's a great movie.
Remember that time period?
I was talking about.
Moonlight?
Ah!
I didn't see it.
Moonlight, yeah.
It's a great movie, though.
Parasite?
Oh, you'd love it.
It's hilarious.
This is great.
It's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life.
It's fucking, like, oh my god, it's so good.
And the filming, the cinematography, all that stuff.
Yeah, the Koreans are doing shit that
artistically that's like mind blowing, fucking mind
blowing. I'm sure the Koreans are popping with some
true crime shit, aren't they? There's so many.
Right. My old thing is when Asians, when Koreans,
Chinese or Japanese decide to do some shit, when they
decide to get in, you see these like these Asian, I
don't know if they're Korean or whatever, they're
American, but they're, you ever see these Asian dancer slash rappers, these like these Asian, I don't know if they're Korean or whatever, they're American, but they're you ever see these Asian dancer slash
rappers, those girls? No I haven't because I'm not a gay man. Holy shit. But there are a
lot of good Korean Asian ballplayers. There are also some great like
they'll like the beboppers are the guys who do the beatbox and then they sing as
well you're like what in the fuck is going on here? I think your algorithm're like, what in the fuck is going on here?
I think your algorithm's different.
What in the fuck is going on here?
They're so talented.
You're like, because they're probably raised.
Someone needs to tell Otani to get his shit together
because he's in a slump right now.
He is?
Yeah, dude.
And then Yoshi, the highest paid fucking pitcher
in the league, 700 million, they pulled him
after the first inning the other day.
Gave up two home runs.
Tell him.
Yoshi? Tell those fucking guys.
Really?
It's the Yoshi.
Let me see Yoshi.
He's not impressive physically, but he's a fucking monster.
Yoshi.
No Yamamoto.
This guy.
$700 million man.
When he signed him in Otani, same time, $700 million.
I just paid pitch in the league. What are you talking about? He's a stud, huh?
Yeah.
Super star.
If he loves pitching, I mean, he's fun to watch.
Jay loves them.
I'm more of a Paul skeins kid.
Wow.
I think he's handsome.
Yeah.
Now is he, uh, is he a hundred percent Japanese or
that's a Japanese name.
Yeah.
He's Japanese.
Right.
Is there, is there anything else?
Is his mom something else? Is he, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he he is he 100% Japanese or that's a Japanese name? Yeah, he's Japanese
Right. Is there is there anything else is his mom something else? He's Japanese as fuck. I'd like to see
He couldn't be more Japanese. Let's see his parents. He's a big strong kid, you know, Otani
On the road they have to figure out that he has to have a special bed that was made in Japan. Why?
figure out that he has to have a special bed that was made in Japan why you only sleeps on that bed that's how beautiful his body is and you know when you're
that rich probably you know there's a way I doubt he pays for I bet the team
has to pay for it sure dude he couldn't be more Japanese yeah straight-up
Japanese stud wasn't the other night pulled him after the first fucking
inning take it easy to take it easy come on give up four runs and one any all Wasn't the other night. Pulled him after the first fucking inning.
Take it easy, dude. Take it easy. Come on.
Give up four runs in one inning.
All right. Well, give him a second, man.
Against the Astros.
I know. Just sometimes this happens.
That might have been Milwaukee.
It's nice to figure a guy out, right?
He said $325 million deal. Please don't say $700.
It's like a difference, but that's a lot of money.
No, he's the highest paid pitcher.
Go to it.
He got, he got 700 million.
I'm just typing seven.
Oh, see the seven figure like the Frisbee,
little tiny contract with ours, not yum.
Oh wait.
Oh my Lord.
Yeah.
So Yoshi signed a 12 year cut 12 years forever is worth 325
with an average salary of 27 million.
Okay.
He also received a $50 million signing bonus.
Okay.
Okay.
So you got 375 million.
So 775 million figure is the contract
with the Dodgers.
Interesting.
My Lord.
Man, when you can throw a ball, it's
worth a lot of money.
Jesus.
Or Tony got 10 years, 700 million.
And you know, they, uh, they're smart too.
So not to pay the California taxes, they, they
wait that I give it to me at the end of my career.
So give me, you know, a good amount now, but
give me the majority at the end.
Really?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Right?
Yeah.
Damn.
That also gives the team more freedom with salary.
Amazing. Yeah, everyone's injured It's a very specific skill. One movement, right?
Throwing.
A lot of movements.
Yeah.
Yeah. Watching those guys standing behind them.
They're like, oh, I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy.
I'm going to throw this guy. I'm going to throw this guy. I'm going to throw this guy. I'm going to throw this guy. I'm going to throw this guy. It's a very specific skill one movement right throwing a lot of movements. Yeah
Yeah, watching those guys standing behind that plate and watching those dudes throw you're like, oh lord. Oh
Lord, you throw a ball you fat throw it fast. Yeah, you just can't be athletic. You don't have the technique. Yeah
Everything a lot of those baseball players are not you don't want to see them with their shirt off either
A lot of those baseball players are not, you don't want to see them with their shirt off either.
A lot of them are not.
No, Ohtani's not going to win any awards with his body.
No.
He's the best player, I mean, possibly ever.
But football too, didn't you say like in a locker room?
Some of the guys, definitely the majority are pretty bodied up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Would the majority of them be white linemen or does that work the majority? No, okay. Oh
with bad bodies, no, I'm just saying like
Black white some shredded dudes man. Japanese guys probably pretty strong
Not a lot of Asians in that bitch. I got some Polynesians. So you got some some of you
Yeah
All right, what do you got, Jin?
Actually, you mentioned Otani's bed,
he had it, whatever, shipped in.
Yeah, he has it everywhere he goes on the road, special bed.
Special bed probably helps his body.
I wanna know what kind of bed it is.
Yeah, I'll defy a little bit.
It might be a certain height.
Maybe you got the Otani bed.
It might be a certain height, he's tall, right?
How tall is he, six foot? He's pretty damn tall, yeah, he's probably six foot. So it's probably a tiny bed. It might be a certain height. He's tall, right? How tall is he? Six, four, pretty damn tall.
Yeah.
He's probably six, four.
It's probably like a bed that has a length to it and
all that.
Shut the.
Nah, fuck that.
Six, four.
Yeah.
Six, four.
It's not abnormal.
I sleep in regular King size.
Oh man.
You might need a little.
It's a special Japanese made bed.
They said that they've take on the plane.
What do where they go?
Yeah.
Seriously?
Yep.
Maybe it's just a roll up.
Stripes, Otani's regular mattress.
He's talking about how important sleep is.
Carrying their mattress around the country or wherever he says emphasizing.
As soon as you have the leader of the team carrying their mattress around the country or whatever,
it changes everything see that's how important beds are
When you mentioned that it reminded me I finally you know every now and then I'll go through the comments on firing the kid
especially when I do production changes like you know color coding or audio changes or whatever and
Then so I went through for the last episode people go ahead
I mean, I just want to read.
Yeah.
He tries to get 10 hours a night plus a two hour nap before game.
You're a baby.
That's Kyle.
You're a baby.
Naps are awesome.
That's a little obnoxious.
Two hour nap.
Hey, Ohtani, you're a baby?
Yeah, I mean, do you have a glass, a bottle of warm milk too?
But look at his, look at how he...
Yeah, but that's 12 hours.
That annoys me.
You don't need 12 hours.
I don't think, I couldn't sleep 12 hours. You don't need 12 hours. I don't think I couldn't sleep 12 hours.
You don't need 12 hours.
That's annoying.
Unless he's working out like crazy.
He's worth over a billion dollars, but you
don't need 12 hours.
Well, it seems to be helping.
I mean, all right.
What we're going to say is.
Oh, wait, here it is.
During his five years starring for Nippon
ham fighters in his native Japan, Otani
learned about the Nishikawa mattress brand.
Nishikawa.
Nishikawa.
Get that shit, Chin.
He used a $3,000 MSX model.
And you pay three grand.
It's their highest end product for which he was measured with a 3D body scan.
Holy crap.
Japanese mattresses are much thinner than American counterparts between three or four
inches thick.
And this one, the medium firm model comes in black and red
Like angels colors. Yeah, you don't play for them. Mmm
Look at that. It was also fitted with a custom pillow. I also just shut the fuck up and go to sleep
Which because the brand shows is twice firm as average persons
Because of his broad shoulders. All right, Oh Tony tiny. The Dodgers did not make available for an interview.
Rarely wakes up with a stiff neck. Dude, this is perfect.
The angels pictures like it's probably something we should all do. Yeah.
I'm tired of shit today because my son woke me up in the middle of a dream.
What was the dream? Nishikawa also makes a portable mattress.
Ohtani brings Willem on road trips.
That was a dream. Nishikawa also makes a portable mattress.
Otani brings Willem on road trips.
It's more accurate to say the team's traveling secretary brings it.
Wow.
The whole thing folds down to about six of about the size of a briefcase.
Oh, that's like a Casper kind of thing.
That's pretty cool.
All right. That's pretty cool. Alright.
I mean, if you're that good,
I mean, you can kind of do whatever you want.
It's fine.
But stop sleeping 12 hours.
Well, stop sleeping 12 hours, dude.
And he has a kid, he just had a kid.
I'm gonna take a two hour nap.
You had 10 hours of sleep.
Dude, if I came home and took a two hour nap,
my wife would be like, what the fuck's wrong with me?
Oh my God.
I also couldn't take a two hour nap.
No, your kids are not gonna have, what?
No one's gonna have it.
When I take a nap, as it is, my wife looks at me like,
how was your nap?
She's all tired, I'm like, come on.
Well, when my dad comes over, he schedules naps, you know?
It'd be, we're in the middle of the chaos,
he's like, oh, I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm like, no you're not, no you're not.
No you're not.
The kids are going swimming,
you're gonna get your ass out there
and you're partaking the festivities.
You're not taking your siesta right now.
There's no nap.
This isn't Europe, bud.
It's America.
America.
America.
Is your name Motani?
Yeah.
Can you pitch 104 miles per hour?
You can't?
No nap.
When you can pitch 104.
104 and then.
You'll get a nap. And you go 50 for. 104 and then get a nap.
And you go 50 for 50.
In the meantime.
50 strong bases, 50 home runs, dig a nap.
Dig a nap.
Otherwise, nah.
A two hour nap is annoying.
I mean, first of all, you're in this heavy REM sleep
and how the fuck are you sleeping that much?
How are you doing that?
You know who can sleep like that?
Steve Byrne. You can put Steve Byrne on a plane. I never trust people that Byrne. You can put Steve Byrne on a plane.
I never trust people that sleep that much.
You can put Steve Byrne on a plane.
He will go out and wake up.
He just loves to take his nappy poos.
Well, planes a little different.
Every day?
I mean, are you working out the rest of the time?
Are you moving heavy rocks all the time?
I'm sure his workout is serious, but that's crazy. Don't sleep that much. Are you working out the rest of the time? Are you moving heavy rocks all the time?
I'm sure his workout is serious, but that's crazy.
Don't sleep that long.
Maybe he's oversleeping, that's why he's in a slump.
Maybe instead of the two hour nap,
nix the nap, get your ass on the tee.
Or maybe for whatever reason,
he's not sleeping as much as before,
and that's why things are going down.
You can't, the T is a baseball player.
Oh, yeah.
They'll test you.
What?
You get tested.
The T. The T is a baseball tee.
You set the ball and you get off of it.
I thought you meant testosterone, bro.
The T.
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All right, what do you got, Chen?
How crazy is that though, Tani gets his own bed?
Wait, let me finish what we thought.
Oh yeah, Chen, get that bed. Well, I already got the bed. So refunding, you know, Tony's back. But, um, yeah, I just went through the comments and people were saying like, oh, how ridiculous.
Well, I'm like, yeah, but it's, it's very neck and your back and this, and then suddenly
this happened.
So I just thought about that.
But by the way, as soon as I went through the comments, I started like, I started commenting
back a lot and not in a, not in a harsh way, ending your sleep choices.
Just like, dude, there's so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, went through the comments I started like I started commenting back a lot and not
enough not a harsh way. Defending your sleep choices? Just like dude there's so
much you know there's you know obviously negative comments but I just started
like you mean you're defending your honor defending your your your mattress
choice. My mattress choice was a big one. We were saying 3000 for our beds. Yeah it's kind of crazy. Yeah I'm with him on that.
But I mean it's insane. I sleep like a fucking angel on a fucking eight.
Yeah, but you're yeah, you don't have any like back neck issues.
All right.
Well, I'm because the mattress is good.
Hopefully, hopefully once I get my mattress, I'll be able to be way higher performer.
My neck and back will be a lot better.
We'll see.
But we'll see.
Would you have bought this mattress if I was told you about it
earlier
This Nishiki thing. Yeah, man, of course do you know for a tiny? Yeah, I gotta go pee the timing is funny though
All right, go for it break. All right, Jim. What do you got?
All right. First one is Daniel Cormier's truck getting stolen from watch this Henzee San Jose Airport a
UFC Hall of Famers speaking out after he had his pickup truck stolen
at the San Jose International Airport. Yeah, Daniel Cormier flew to Las Vegas
last week for a UFC event and then came back on Sunday and San Jose police say
somehow during that time someone stole the Superstar Fighters truck.
Crown Force Jack Moment has this story they you only see here on Cron 4.
This is ridiculous. UFC Hall of Famer Daniel Cormier's in disbelief.
He parked his Ram TRX at the San Jose International Airport last week
for his trip to Las Vegas for a UFC fight.
And when he returned on Sunday...
You know that red button that you can press to make your car start screaming at you?
I'm pressing it over and over again and nothing's happening. So I'm like, well, where's my car? Employees at the ticket booth pulled
his license plate, found the car left three days beforehand without paying for parking.
But I've never had to worry about anything like that. And it kind of sucks. You know,
like, it kind of sucks that that happened at the airport. And there's not much more
they can tell me in regards to that. The car is also brand new. I had the car for four days, man
It's a TRS four days ago. He has is on the lot
He bought it from him SJC telling cron4 news that it's aware of the auto theft and is working with San Jose police
The San Jose Police Department only tell cron4 that it's investigating the case Thank you shit apartment has been fantastic
They're really trying to help me come to some sort of conclusion or even in large public settings such as the parking garage
Well, they actually did recover the they did they got it. Yeah, well they do man
They they run that license every corner you take they'll find it
alright guys, I
Just got the word.
The San Jose PD did it.
They found my truck.
Can you believe that?
I got beyond.
I thought it was gone forever, but the San Jose PD got it done.
Go San Jose.
See best in the Bay.
I thought it was going gonna fail but they got it
so thank you to the Santos APD for finding my truck they got it well no
damage all about him finishing well I keep the truck no no no but they found
it he's like I don't think so best in the bag won't they, why won't they keep the truck?
Cause usually when they gross, right?
If someone usually when they steal it, the jacked stuff off of it, they fuck it up.
Like you just want to claim insurance on it.
But the headline says, uh, UFC champs, $225,000 truck gets stolen.
That's a very expensive for a truck like that.
Well, first of all, I comment on it.
I go, I'm more concerned if DC paid 225,000 for this truck.
Yeah.
I'm fucking stoked.
I don't think he spent that.
That ain't a $225,000 truck.
No.
Even if you bought a brand new, fully loaded.
I mean, he fixed it up, though.
Yeah, I don't know how much it's fixed up.
He didn't.
He just got it.
Yeah.
That'd be 100 grand.
100 grand.
Yeah, I mean, you get a brand new one.
Let's say at the most, fresh off the lot, 15 ish, but two 25 is wild, dude.
That's, that's just, they also break windows and the, the pull the fucking ECU
from it, like you don't probably just claim it as a, just get a new truck, dude.
Yeah.
That's why you have insurance.
These insurance companies are fucking, there's, there's no bigger scumbags on
the earth, like get. Like get your word.
Once you steal a car and you report it, every time you make
a turn on a street or whatever, they have cameras that are
running those lights.
It's rare they catch it though.
It's super rare, especially in soap.
They catch them all the time.
It's super rare.
Also-
No, excuse me.
Hold on.
I had my car stolen and I had-
What kind of car was it?
Prius. I said, excuse me, hold on. I had my car stolen. And I had plenty of talks with cops who said,
we'll get it. I said, what do you mean?
He goes, we'll get it because the computer
and the cameras are always running license plates.
The minute they pick it up, it goes to a unit nearby
and we get it right away.
He said, we'll get it within 24 hours.
Now, the only time you don't get it is when they take it and bring it right to
a shop shop.
Yeah.
Now you're, now you got some.
Yep.
So probably with Prius is that, you know, there's not parts and shit that they
want from it.
So the Dodge D the Dodge, anything with a Hellcat is the most stolen vehicle in
America and they're not recovering them.
So, or they get them later.
Cause they get them right to a chop shop.
Or they, they pull, they, they pull all the shit out of them.
And then when you find no, but then they'll, cause they just
want the parts, they want the engine, all that shit.
So they just want the parts and then you, you recover it, but
it's completely salvage.
So they're just interested in putting it's a number one stolen
car, Mopar, cause they, they fucked up certain years.
They'll take the whole engine or what do
They do yeah and take parts to help get engine. That's what they want
But in so Cal the problem is is they cross over in New Mexico
So they'll recover some of them, but if it gets
The other thing you said is that they put like plates on there the first thing they do is
I'll switch the plates out you're kind of fucked the good ones aren't getting caught
Yeah, the good guys aren't in cut. No the professionals don't a car you fuck they have the whole they have it down to the system
Yeah
because it's we in SoCal the issue was like so many TRX's and
Hellcats were stolen, but they just take him to Mexico and chop them up and then you'll get the car back with the shell
So you just chalk it up to insurance Wow
But yeah, I've heard of guys that I had a buddy who had a, uh, it
might have been a Raptor R or is it TRX?
He did completely custom suspension, King shocks, all the Kibbe Tech,
the fiber works, carbon fiber, but the same shit I do.
He picked it up that day in San Diego to him and his wife went to a coffee shop.
He walked out.
It was gone.
No, they must've seen it and followed him probably.
Or they just saw him at the coffee shop
and certain years are easier to steal.
Like 21, 22s, they're easier to steal.
And he said he walked down, it's fucking gone.
He put like 100 grand into it.
Dude.
They recovered it because this guy knew law enforcement
and they actually went into Mexico to get it.
They got it, but it's fucked up like the window because they
Come in through the back window. They do T. Rx have these little back window that they bash in
Oh, they bash the truck. I thought they'd have some kind of a
Fob or something they can well they can but they have a device where when you hit unlock
It's kind of like the same thing with their house
You know how they can get in the Wi-Fi system when you're in on lock
They just they have a device that can do it then they just get in your car and hit start and
fucking drive off. So much for it's such an era on Mopar's part. They fixed it now, but
there's certain years where they're super easy to steal. I give you a variety of other reasons
why Hellcats are always stolen, but I'm not going to do that on the show. Why? I'm not going to say
show. Why? I'm not going to say it. What else get you in? If you want to make sure your car never gets stolen by a six speed. Oh yeah. Cause people can't drive it. Yeah. The young generation at stealing cars can't drive. So you're safe. You could literally leave it on a lot of funny. Like my Hummer that the Hummer that I just posted on diesel world magazine, it's congrats on that too. That's cool. It's a certain way to start it.
The thing doesn't have keys.
I just leave it wherever no one knows how to start it.
Military guys do if you're familiar with hummers
but the young kids, they have no clue.
So I never worry about it.
That's hilarious.
But also for DC, like one of the number one places
your car is stolen is airport parking lots.
You never drive nice cars. I always drive my shittiest.
I had no idea. I have to park at the airport. You don't have to worry about it.
No one's stealing white test. Cause there's no money in them. There's no money.
Nobody. What are you going to do with it? You can't even fucking resell it.
Yeah. It's like an iPad. Yeah. So don't steal in those. But, um,
aren't they probably easy to track, right? With a computer.
But there's what are you going to do with it?
Yeah.
And then you steal it. And even the gang members, like, so, so fucking airports, but I always drive my
shittiest car off after park at the airport.
Always, always, always.
Cause just sitting there and they know, they know you're gone.
And then the, the attendance at the fucking airport, they don't fucking know.
That's one of the most common places to get stolen.
Movie, you never want parking movie theaters because they know you're gone
from your vehicle for at least two hours.
Hey, you got insurance, bro.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Facts.
But the headlines, they just want the headline 225 is insane.
Yeah.
Can we show this or no?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I got it out.
Boom.
There's Bernard on the cover.
Who's the, who's the Latin guy on the cover?
I looked identical to the guy from-
You couldn't look more Mexican.
No, I look exactly, bring up the guy that from Italian job.
The guy from Italian job. Oh, you're more Mexican. No, I look exactly bring up the guy that from Italian job.
The guy from a time. You're not.
Yeah.
There's, there's a mechanic from Italian job that hooked up their mini Coopers.
I couldn't look more like soccer player.
Zoran.
Yeah.
I think I agree with Brian.
Yeah.
Type in a talent job mechanic.
This is spot on.
Kids.
I typed in every, everything you asked.
That's what's popping up. Look, that's him in the movie. I look nothing like him. I haven't seen the movie in quite some time, apparently. Well, it's 2003,
sir. Yeah, yeah, you were born then. Zoltan. Zoltan. Yeah, there you go. I do look like yeah, he's every bit as tall
Have you mixed them both in I guess they are buddy
Handsome bastard. Yeah, he's great
All right. What else you got Jen? We went on that weird
tangent But by the way, so Daniel Cormier also this is a real quick one. He also posted this
He's working with some soccer players, but then do you guys know what this thing is? I threw your tits. Well, I mean that's the gayest shirt ever
It's a it's what girls like you're wearing that. I don't know. I don't know but that's okay
I should maybe as like big bad guy. No, so you don't want to study's bouncing around. I don't know. Is he a skinny guy?
I know
Hold on. I bet you those guys back I'll do respect to anybody who's gay,
but that just seems super, that's a bra.
Yeah, don't wear that.
It seems very transy.
I bet you that guy had no clue when
he took this picture with DC, because he took it,
his shirt, his jersey, after hand at DC,
and he didn't realize DC was going to post this.
I bet he had no clue the comments he was going to get.
But here it says it's a heartbeat stat tracker.
I thought the same.
Yeah.
But I mean, that's like, it seems like.
Yeah, there's other things you can wear though.
I know, that is just so bizarre.
Definitely other things you can wear.
Hey, I don't need to see your midsection.
That's like.
Dude, that brand that comes up with the heartbeat thing,
do better.
Who was like, yeah, we can get guys who wear sports bras.
Yeah, I would never wear.
Wear a fucking whoop, dude, on your wrist.
Wear a fucking whoop.
Do anything other than that.
I mean, seriously.
That guy had no idea the flood of toxic comments
come in his way.
He's pretty sure the sports bra
is actually a heart monitor tracker.
But I mean, come that, there's other ways you can do that
other than wearing a ton of different way.
They have just the strap.
Yeah, wear that.
Like wear that.
You don't need the extra support.
Now he's going to say, yeah, but they come off during the game.
Cool, don't wear it.
My tits get cold.
I have a case of cold tits.
This poor guy.
I got to protect my nips.
That shit might fly in Europe.
Dude, get a whoop or something else, dude.
Wear an Apple watch.
Don't sleep 12 hours and don't wear a fucking sports bra.
Man.
Every single person is saying what's a sports bra.
That's the number one thing.
Yeah, because that's important.
Some guy goes, I understand it's a heart monitor, but it's up with the weird design.
That company's like, shit. I know it's like, but it's what you deserve.
We're the best at tracking it. But get an Apple watch or get all that stuff.
Just wear the heart monitor like every other fucking person. Yep.
Okay. Let's get a little bit more serious now. I'm in front of the show. Let's get serious.
Good friend of the show, Tim good for the show Tim Kennedy posted this
Yep, recently. So if you I don't know if you guys want to read I don't like I posted it twice
But but it's easier to read on this. Yeah. All right. This is Tim Kenny referring to
What would you say?
Calum referring to the there there Tim's done like I what I was just hold on let's just, let's not get off track here.
So Tim is apologizing for elaborating things that.
Yeah, one of the things he said when he did it, he did a podcast and he was playing with his dog, whatever, and they said,
hey, you want a Bronze Star with a V? And he said, yeah.
And they said, what was the story? And he goes, pretty easy.
I shot a bad guy and then he shot back and that was it or whatever.
And then what, what I, what people have to understand is, um, after that
people would always say he won a bronze star with a V on Fox and stuff like that.
And is that a big deal?
He would always correct you.
Can you look up what, what would a bronze star with a V?
Yeah.
So I'll tell you what it is.
It's the military's fourth highest honor.
What's the highest, purple?
No, Congressional Medal of Honor.
But then there's the silver cross.
And forgive me, guys, but I think that you and I
should do this about this.
So Tim's a friend of mine.
No, hold on, but let's stay on track
with what exactly he's in trouble for.
Okay, so he's-
So a bronze star with a V device,, awarded service members acts of heroism,
especially for actions involving direct participation
in combat with the enemy of the United States.
So this signifies that the individual performed acts
of valor, demonstrating courage and bravery under fire.
The V device is attached to the Bronze Star medal.
It's a ribbon to the skinship from a Bronze Star awarded.
So let me give you the, can I give it to you?
Cause I actually looked into this pretty carefully.
A Bronze Star is kind of like,
so a lot of people get Bronze Stars.
Even lawyers get Bronze Stars in the military
from what I understand.
It's almost like some, I've heard special forces guys say
it's almost like a participation medal.
You know, you get it for good conduct.
There's a lot of things.
But a V special.
So a V is when you have demonstrated valor in combat.
It is a combat medal.
That's what it says right there.
One of the things you'll see is that they'll look at like a guy and they go,
how many combat medals does he have?
Okay. So a V device, sometimes you can be awarded a silver star.
Look this up, I think.
And it'll be demoted as a, as a, uh, uh, so a
bronze star with a V device.
When you get an award for valor, you have to have two corroborating
witnesses, expert witnesses who were there and saw it.
Okay.
So the thing about the special forces community actually said he, he
was about eight years ago on, on a ago on a podcast, he said that.
And then he, but we should say that he was introduced
as somebody with a V device, I guess,
and he did correct the record several times.
Okay.
So it was a time he said it,
he's gotta take responsibility for it, which he has.
That's what he's doing.
Because at the end of the day, if you said it, you said it.
My thing with this is for me-
Let's go back to Tim's, hold's, before you give your take on it.
I want to take full and unequivocal responsibility
for a serious mistake.
Over the years, I made public statements
and gave interviews on which I unintentionally
misstated aspects of my military service.
Most notably, I implied directly or indirectly
that I had been awarded the Bronze Star with valor.
That is not true and there is no excuse for it.
I never received that honor and I deeply regret
ever suggesting otherwise. That kind of recognition is sacred. It represents extraordinary courage
under fire, acts at risk, or costs lives. To those who truly earned it and to their families and
brothers in arms, I offer my sincere and direct apology. What I said disrespected your service
and I take full ownership of that. I was young when I stepped into the public eye and while I wasn't
prepared for the scrutiny or pressure that came with it, that doesn't absolve me. I should have known better.
Integrity is not situational and I failed to uphold the standards I claim to represent.
To the military and veteran community, especially those who served in combat or lost people they
love, I am deeply sorry. I know that I've let many of you down. You had every right to expect more
from me and I didn't live up to that.
This apology is not the end, it's the beginning.
I am committed to rebuilding trust through honest reflection,
visible accountability, ongoing service to the community.
I misrepresented myself too.
I will no longer speak about my service
in a way that elevates me beyond what I actually did.
From now on, my words will be guided by truth,
humility and respect.
I understand that words alone don't heal disappointment
or restore trust, only, and respect. I understand that words alone don't heal disappointment or restore trust.
Only time and action will.
Thank you for those who held me accountable.
I will do my best to honor that accountability
from this point forward.
Now, let me say this before you go, B.
So what's gonna happen is the government,
the military are gonna look into Tim's
actual accomplishments.
This is what's gonna happen.
Especially this for you haters out there on Tim.
They're gonna look into it and they'll reveal some of it.
Hopefully they talk about,
I don't know how they're gonna work.
And what's gonna happen is you're gonna find out
that he's not Superman, that he's Batman,
and he's still a badass.
So you're looking to take down Superman,
and you're gonna find out you're actually finding Batman,
which is still pretty fucking good.
That's what's gonna happen here.
I think though what would be good for us
and prudent for you and I as civilians
is to not comment on any of,
get involved in this military stuff
as we talked about before.
I'll die on a hill for Tim Kennedy.
Yeah, me too, I love the man.
Now when it comes to the nooks and crannies of military,
I have to just find out what a fucking, the V is.
I don't know that lingo.
I sure as fuck never experienced any of it.
I don't have a background.
That's how I feel.
When I talk about Tim, I'm telling you,
you guys are trying to take down Superman
and what's going to unfold is you're like,
holy shit, he's not Superman, he's fucking Batman,
which is still pretty fucking impressive.
I would say this about Tim, I know Tim as a civilian,
and I've known Tim a long time as you have,
and I've spent a lot of time with Tim.
So hold on, I know Tim as a civilian,
not a war veteran, I know Tim as a professional athlete,
for a very long time.
I've seen him in both aspects.
And I think you would agree,
this is me going hard in the pain for Tim
because he's my friend and I'm just, this is who I am.
I've never seen that guy do any,
I'm telling you when cameras aren't on him
and nobody's looking, I have personally,
I have personally seen with my own eyes
and with my own ears, heard him go so far out of his way for people,
and you'll never hear about it,
especially people who are at risk
of doing self harm or worse.
Tim's done, Tim has, I mean, he doesn't want me to do this.
He doesn't want me to do this.
He doesn't want me to do this.
He doesn't want me to do this.
But I have to just at least speak on this.
I'm not going to say the other stuff.
I'm just going to speak on this.
Whatever he said, he's going to be held accountable to.
There are a lot of these guys, these Delta guys,
this guy Tucker, Brent Tucker, he was an A squadron guy.
I'm not fucking getting involved in that.
These motherfuckers risk their lives.
They went through, that's their only concern.
I am stepping out of that.
I'm not going to defend him on that.
I'm not going to do any of that. I'm not going to do any of that.
All I'm going to try to say is this,
from what the things that I have seen with his generosity and what he's done
for people who were really at risk of taking their own life. I have not only,
I've only not only lent my very lame hand at that,
whether it was MCing, you know, thing on veteran suicide,
I'll do whatever I can.
I'm not in a position to talk about this.
It's a sacred subject, but I have seen that man
go out of his way, including getting this truck
and drive places for a very long time
to take care of somebody.
And nobody knows about it, nobody will see it.
And what he just did with the floods.
Listen, listen, at the end of the day,
we're all complicated as human beings.
And I've known Tim as a civilian.
You're barking up the wrong tree with Tim, though.
I love the man.
If you think you're taking down a bad man,
and they're going to do the investigation,
I hope they reveal what they find.
Again, you're going to find out that they should.
We don't know.
I would be careful about it.
They're going for Superman, and you're
going to find out he's Batman, and it's still impressive.
I just think, I just think.
Tim's a 3AM friend.
I have about three of them in my life.
Tim's a 3AM friend.
That's true.
I could call with anything.
I don't lend my kids to anybody.
Oh, we're just gonna take them.
Nope, not happening.
Because if something happens to those kids, you're fucked.
I will kill you. If something happens to those kids, you're fucked. I will kill you.
If something happens to those kids,
I don't give a fuck, mistake or not,
your life and mine are going to change forever.
I don't trust anybody.
Tim goes, hey, I want to take Tiger,
we can get ice cream, go to this.
Not even like, go.
Go.
He's one of two people ever,
I allow alone with my kids.
Not only has that happened,
I have done that with my kids with Tim.
And I've done it several times.
And so for me, again, my experience with Tim
as a civilian is nothing, but he's one of my favorite people
on the planet.
He's got to be held accountable.
He will be for this.
I'm not going to step into that.
You know, we all make mistakes and we all,
and if this is his mistake to correct. This is his thing to deal with.
I'll let the veteran community, the special forces, which I have nothing to do with.
You're not going to get away with anything with those boys. They're going to do it. They're going
to do it. And then you move on. I'm telling you, this isn't the guy to aim for and create videos
and throw hate at. Listen, the internet's wrong on so much shit all the time,
they're after good people.
I'm telling you on this one, folks,
there couldn't be a worse guy to try to tear down.
He's gonna be held responsible for this.
I'm fucking telling you,
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Please trust me.
He's not the guy to go for it.
Let the community that he's in, this very special group with an insane amount of skills,
they're going to figure all this out.
Well, they're holding them to account.
All good.
And he'll be-
And Tim welcomes it.
He'll pay the price.
Tim's like, I hope they look into it.
I would say that Tim is admitted to making mistakes.
That has to be accounted for.
I think his community will, or ex-community, whatever you want to call it, will hold him accountable.
And that is a separate thing.
I just know him as a man.
I know him as a friend.
I know him very well.
I've spent a lot of time.
He's done crazy things for me.
And I, so I'm, this is who I am in this situation.
He's still my friend and I love the guy.
And I've just seen too many good things with him, too many.
He's just such a leader and I love the guy, and I've just seen
too many good things with him, too many.
He's just such a leader, and he just makes
so many people's lives, including mine, better.
And there's such better ways that you get
to spend your energy.
If you're going to throw hate,
I'm telling you, it's not going to do it.
I would be careful about that, because if you're a-
No, I'm not going to be careful about that.
Don't fucking hate on my friend.
But if you've been in war, if you've been in war,
and you're a military guy, you're allowed
to hold your other guys accountable.
That's not what I'm saying.
That, you're not listening buddy,
you're just talking at us.
You're not listening to what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is that community is a special group.
Do your thing.
They have all the right to.
The casuals like this and the internet,
shut the fuck up.
Wow, I mean, obviously.
You're going for the wrong guy. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Well, internet? Oh yeah. Shut the fuck up. Well, I mean, obviously. You're going for the wrong guy.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, that's a given.
That's like-
It's not though.
Yeah.
Go to his comments.
No, I know.
Look how much heat he gets.
I'm not going to his comments.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah.
No, if you served and you're in that group, buddy.
Well, there's also this, so they went after-
It's a completely different aspect,
but when people watch fights, they go,
oh, that guy's weak.
Yeah, well...
Oh, is he?
Because I've been in the training room.
So let me...
If you think he's weak.
Well, let me piggyback.
So, Marcus Littrell, there's been a lot of,
I think the same group's gone after him,
and Rob O'Neill, who was a SEAL Team Six guy.
As a civilian, as a civilian, if I see Marcus Luttrell over there,
this is what I look at,
a guy who went through Navy SEAL training,
a guy who became a commando,
a guy who risked his life,
a guy who almost died in combat,
a guy who took all the money he made
from that book and that movie, all the money.
They're all superheroes.
And gave it all to the Navy SEAL Foundation.
They're all superheroes.
When I see that, what that means is,
you gotta see it on my table and I'm buying all your drinks.
Rob O'Neill, I don't know, there's a lot of,
they talk about, look, he was a SEAL Team 60 guy
on the Bin Laden raid and did a whole bunch
of other stuff for years.
I'm buying that guy his drinks.
I mean, I-
They're all 1% or?
Right, so-
They're all 1%.
For me, just for me.
I know, but he lied, he 1% or though. I'm just, for me. I know, but he lied. He's a one percenter though.
I'm just, for me, if you spent-
No, but you made that one mistake, I know.
But I'm going to do the same thing about those guys who are,
if you were one of those guys, you got my respect.
Even the guys that are in that field hating on Tim
and like bringing all this to light.
I'm not getting involved in it.
I want nothing to do.
Those are one percenters.
But let the one percenters go after the other one percenters.
There you go.
There you go.
The one percent call on the one percent.
That's what I was trying to say.
I'm staying the fuck out of that.
We're not one percenters.
I'm not a military guy.
I don't want to get involved in that.
There's one percenters in the athletes
and there's one percenters with these guys.
I'm not speaking on that.
I'm not speaking on that.
I'm speaking on Tim the civilian that I know, love him.
So.
Yeah, let the one percenters fight it out.
Yeah. The rest of us stay the fuck out. Yeah, I was thinking about it. I was like, it's the civilian that I know, love him. Let the 1%ers fight it out.
The rest of us stay the fucker.
I was thinking about it, it's the last thing I want to do
is speculate and get involved in something like that.
There's nothing for me, it's like you and I talk in politics,
we don't fucking know.
Oh, you're just going to regurgitate the same shit I saw?
There's actual experts who are in there doing it, dude.
Listen to them.
What else you got, Chin?
That's a special. That's a
special ecosystem. Okay. That'd be. Yeah.
Alrighty. This is pretty damn cool. I love this one. Yeah. This is what happens when you mess around.
So the headlines I did this made my day. It says intoxicated golfer unknowingly picks a fight with former NHL player who's an enforcer out on the golf course and gets chucked into a pond.
Play this shit. Yeah. So this is a longer video. Do you want to watch the long? I think it's I think it's entertaining all the way through. Yeah. Play it.
Drive the fuck up there. You get booted the fuck out of here. Look how big the fucking guy is though.
You're not a tough guy. Hurry up. I fucking promise you that. Hurry up. Not that fucking tough. No he's not. Not that fucking tough. He's trying to. That guy goes you're not tough guy I'm telling you.
They're clearly Canadian right?
clearly Canadian right? Yeah, it's not. You guys can't even stand up to your ball up.
Other hammered. He's not teaming up. He's there. You need to get the police out here.
Okay, then let's get going here.
Get going. Hey,
fucking late. That's gonna happen. And he throws him in that lake fuck you both this is fucking bullshit because he's taking too long well they're hammered they're hammered they're not playing the game
I don't give a fuck! Do you say you're going to get your shit jacked?
Let's fucking go man!
Ohhhh!
He's definitely Canadian.
They all are.
I'm not stopping.
You guys need to get off the golf course.
Let's fucking go!
Go now!
Back up, go now!
Come to the park, and go! And this is when the drunk golfer this guy has no idea what stepping into
player here he pushes so he pushes him first and then big boy goes cool I'm
gonna throw you in the fucking lake throws him into the swamp he did
throw him in the life the dude recovers his friends all leave him alone look he comes out of the swamp all wet and then gets fucked up
BAM
Look at him look at the size of them
That guy's concussed he's gonna have a headache that guy's concussed
Look at him.
To the trucks. So hard.
This guy's a Canadian zombie, dude.
I help you got to help your friend here. He's gonna get picked up and thrown.
How does no one say, Hey, dude, look at the size of that fucking guy.
What are you doing?
Well, he's drunk and dumb.
But his buddy's like, this is a bad idea.
And then also the guy, it's so hockey style,
because he grabs him by the shirt just like he did in hockey.
And he goes, bang, bang, bang.
What do you do in that situation if he pushes you?
You, just being trained. If that guy, exactly what that unfortunate, he pushes you? Just being trained?
If that guy, exactly what that enforces, I'd fuck him up. You would?
Yes.
No, but I mean, how would you do it?
I would choke him out.
You'd probably just choke him.
I would choke him unconscious.
Just give him a little squeezey squeeze.
I would just get his back and choke him unconscious.
Oh, you would?
And then look at his friend like, are you next?
Or you grab him and just do one of these.
You can be careful not to break his neck.
Literally whatever I want.
Yeah. No, you're not breaking any necks, dude. You just be careful and just kind of do one of these? Yeah, just be careful. Literally whatever I want. Yeah.
No, you're not breaking any necks, dude.
You just be careful and just come in and sleep.
No, I'm not going to be careful.
I'm going to squeeze as hard as I fucking can on his neck.
You're not breaking any necks, man.
No, no, no, just a dars or something.
Just be careful.
No, I'm not going to get him with a dars.
But literally, name a fucking move.
That guy's a fucking moron.
And he's drunk as fuck.
Oh, God.
How does his buddy not go,
man, that guy's really big and he seems like he doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah, I mean, don't.
That guy goes, I'm Tony, man. Get the fuck out of here.
I'll tell you how. Because some guys like that look a little fat because they're not training anymore.
So they look like big fat guys.
And you've been working out and you have some energy.
So he looks a little fat.
And you guys, just a big fat guy.
But you don't know that he's been using his body and he's a professional NHL hockey player. What kind of, how long did he play for
chin? And he was an enforcer. You know how crazy those enforcers are? You know the anxiety
those boys deal with? Yeah but they're also like crazy athletic they're like
you can't he's 6'2", 225 when he was playing. That's the to give you a draft in the ninth round. He just still a fucking NHL crazy athletic. Dude, he played fucking 12 years.
Yeah.
I mean, come on now.
That's a whole different level of human being.
Yup.
That is what you would call horses.
My favorite part is when he throws them into the
swamp.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Come on now. That's a whole different level of human being. Yep, it is what you would call a horse too.
My favorite part is when he throws him into the swamp.
Do you see how embarrassing that is?
You imagine throwing another grown man into the swamp?
Yeah, I can, because I do jiu-jitsu and I box
and I'm around big guys.
I'm like, there are levels to the game.
If you're a regular dude you got to know
Especially if you don't train at all you're gonna have a false sense of security and there are guys that can really embarrass you
Really embarrass you see he was punching that guy like this is him for him to grab his fucking golf polo
Hockey style and then go bang. Yeah, no bang bang. Yeah. There you go
He's got those you see how long his arms were fucking that. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. He's got those big, you see how long his arms were?
Fucking knee hooks.
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
That other guy must have been small too.
He was small.
Short at least.
Small and hammered, those short kings
and they have a few drinks, man.
Especially up north, Canadian boys get wild.
Especially if you're just generally a shit head.
Oh, that video made my day, dude.
I love how you get coming back though.
That's the weird thing, like.
Did you see that black girl.
He gets thrown in the swamp, stumbles out of the swamp
and then gets back in his face, gets socked three times,
then gets back up.
Do we talk about the chin on the moron though?
And he didn't throw punches back.
He just kept walking like this.
He did nothing.
Did you see the-
He just kept walking towards him.
There was a black woman who was slapping white guys,
including old men and going, she was going,
this is for oppression and all that,
and they were like regular guys, and she'd go whack,
and then stop and do a twerk,
and then there are like four of those,
and then the next thing you know,
she's sitting there going, she's in the hospital,
and this side of her face,
this one, she got fucking, just punched really hard in the side of the head.
I have a feeling it's going to be hard to find this, but yeah, it's fine.
Okay.
But.
All right.
What else you got, Jen?
Rampage Jackson.
He's so funny with his son.
Yeah.
I love this shit with his son.
I love the fighter son.
Yeah.
I love it.
No, this one's funny because rampage he's trading with Bradley Martin.
He's at zoo culture and he finds out he did steroids, but he doesn't realize it.
Watch this.
That clip of you on ultimate fighter, when you're breaking the door, were you on
road yet?
No, I wasn't. I wasn't really, I would say roads, but I've never done roads. It is steroids. No, it's not. That's not so in his steroid. I Was
See the testosterone is a steroid hormone steroids I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it. I love it. I love it. I love many. I never did steroids, testosterone,
but steroids, it's all
a version of steroids. I actually
didn't know that. Oh yeah. I thought testosterone
was just testosterone and steroids were testosterone
derivatives. So Deca-Anibal.
They're derivatives. But they're all testosterone
at the end of the day, just different types.
Right. It's like
I don't eat beef, I only eat filet.
Well, that's a type of beef, dude. Yeah.
Well, they told me if I ate whatever it is, T bones and, and flank steak that,
that, that you'd have to eat that in order to have real beef.
It's like, well, no filets.
So my buddy, my buddy is a professional arm wrestler now.
And he's, he started out thin, like me taller than me, a little bigger.
It was a boxer.
He did, he started doing trend and he came to my show and I went, Oh my God.
He goes, yeah, it looks, he looks like, like a literally, he's
probably put on 60 pounds.
I'm not kidding.
Oh yeah.
Like I bloated though.
All of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some of that stuff, you gotta be careful with like trend and like, uh, some, some of the derivatives you gotta be careful. Yeah. Yeah. Some of that stuff you gotta be careful with like trend and like some of the derivatives, you gotta be careful.
Yeah.
Because it puts on muscle so fast.
So then you're constantly tearing.
Yeah.
Trend, probably not good.
That hardcore shit and they stack it.
Like some guys do trend, deca, testosterone, IGF-1, HG8.
Like this whole, they do a stack.
Enjoy that.
I did a podcast with Mike Ezretel.
You know who he is great guy.
He's got his PhD in physiology or whatever.
It's fucking brilliant.
Mike Rizutel?
Isretel.
Isretel.
And, and he, uh, uh, fucking he was on the podcast.
He goes, no, no, you know, I'm, I'm at risk.
You, you increase your risk of heart disease and cancer.
When you take, you know, that guy, he's awesome.
And he knows so much and he doesn't take himself seriously.
Oh yeah.
I see that Gary.
He's awesome.
And he, uh, black belt and jujitsu and he, um, he was, he was talking about it.
He goes, yeah, no, it's a fucking, it's a risk.
It's a trade off.
It's a trade off that I'm taking, you know?
Well, he's on all the gear.
Well, yeah, he's on.
That's the difference.
He was talking though about how, um, now they're, they're in about maybe two or three years, they're coming out with a peptide that's in stage
three trials, human trials, where you're going to be
able to take a pill.
And it is, it basically, cause, cause when
steroids got totally stigmatized, the research
kind of stopped in the eighties.
And he said, now it's back.
And now they're working on these different peptides
to actually really grow muscle without the side effects. So he said, now it's back, and now they're working
on these different peptides to actually really grow muscle
without the side effects, so it doesn't fuck
with your endocrine system.
And he said, they're very close.
You're talking about a pill that builds lean muscle?
Yes.
It's out.
It's out already.
It's out.
Brennan, I want to take a little break, all right?
This is-
Ask me what I'm doing.
What are you doing right now?
I'm just ordering some true classic.
Uh huh.
Getting some white tees.
I can't get enough dude.
That's all I rock is the white tees.
Try those Pima cotton.
You're not going to get better cotton.
I'm telling you right now, put those on.
You got a blazer.
You want to wear a gray t-shirt, try the Pima cotton.
You cannot go wrong.
You will be the classiest person walking through the door.
Everything about them.
This is the first day
I'm not wearing True Classic.
Just kidding, I'm wearing their underwear.
I'm always wearing something by True Classic.
Obviously, I'm not a great model.
Obviously, it's not like, whoa, Brian Kellan wears that,
I'm going to copy him.
But I'm telling you, when it comes to quality,
when it comes to fit, when it comes to comfort,
when it comes to durability, this it comes to comfort, when it comes to durability,
this is literally the only company.
I should have ordered a three pack bro.
Target, Costco, you can do that.
Go to trueclassic.com slash fighter the way Brendan just did.
Dude forget overpriced designer brands ditch the disposable fast fashion.
True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, built to give back.
We've been with these boys forever.
We love our boy, Ryan.
We love true classic.
If you need a T I'm talking the essentials.
There's none better than true classic.
None.
Again, they're getting so big there at target Costco or what I like to do is just
head over to true classic.com slash fighter.
Get hooked up today.
You see any pictures of me at the mothership doing standup, which you will
pretty much every night, I'm always into classic always.
It's our go to always has been.
Yep.
The best.
I don't know if you've tried the, uh, magic mind sleep shot, dude, why do
you think my skin looks like this?
Yeah, but like it really is.
It really does work.
Try it, but it's not melatonin.
It doesn't mess with your,
you know, it doesn't,
no grogginess, right?
And, and it's, I was talking to James, who the
creator of this whole company about it.
Cause I was obsessed with max still am right?
We love that.
I, I'm like, get me more max.
They ran out of it.
They sold out.
So it took me a while.
I'm like, how long I gotta wait for this max.
And then he goes, you've got to try the sleep formula. If you like max, you've got to try the sleep formula. I'm like, how long I gotta wait for this Max? And then he goes, you've got to try the sleep formula.
If you like Max, you've got to try the sleep formula.
I'm like, whatever.
I tried that stuff, the magnesium, whatever's in it.
I don't know.
But there are certain compounds that they know scientifically will help you get a better
sleep.
I don't know, Ashwagandha and Kaaba, I don't pay attention.
I just know that he takes it and now I take it.
And it, it really, really does.
Dude, I tried it once.
My girl wants to start a new show, but I took one
of these, your boy falls asleep so fast on it.
And you stay, and you stay asleep.
And more importantly is you don't, you
don't wake up groggy, man.
You take like, when I was traveling, I took, um,
some sleep pill.
Oh, dude, dude, you wake up and you're like, I'm on a mess here.
And I took half a pill, but you take this stuff
and you don't feel any of that.
And it's probably because it's just natural compounds
because we know that there are certain natural compounds
in combination that they take forever.
These magic mind doesn't play around with that stuff.
Well, you know if the original magic mind's good and then the max is great.
You know, this stuff is going to help you sleep.
Yeah.
But more importantly, the people that created the stuff, they take it.
You know, that's what I think.
It's not habit forming, right?
There's no melatonin.
It's non habit forming.
That's really important.
One of the things about any sleep agent is it creates a habit.
And so you don't want to mess around with that.
You become dependent on it.
It's a huge problem.
Then if you run out of it, you're like,
oh, I want to do they have anxiety.
You get a better overall sleep quality.
It's pretty much what it is.
And that's what's awesome about it.
And you sleep more efficiently.
Apparently you get better sleep cycles.
Sleeps everything.
I dream.
Sleeps everything.
Yes.
So for me- Recovery, muscle building, all that stuff. Everyone thinks it's diet don't know. Everything. I dream sleeps everything. Yes. So for me, recovery muscle building, all that
stuff, things, it's diet, your workout.
Yep.
Max and the sleep performance shot.
Forget it.
That's the best magic shot.
It's awesome.
I love my friends.
I keep getting texts.
Does this really work?
I'm like, yeah, that's why I talk about it.
It's why I take it.
That's why we have it at all times.
Thank you.
So I can't, I can't recommend it highly enough.
Magic mind, give it a shot and thank me later.
You'll sleep like a baby.
How funny is that though with rampage?
Yeah, I love that.
It's great.
He's making like a huge comeback too.
He's kind of gone for a little while.
So great.
He's so funny.
He's such a personality.
Oh, he's so good.
Yeah.
He's the best.
He's hilarious.
So funny to start it too. I believe it started when he was on fight companion
he started like shining and yeah boom yeah yeah and then you kept on do a
podcast yeah he's got a podcast now yeah yeah Jackson yeah he's always been
awesome great guy but he had a huge personality was a fighter too it's just
YouTube and social media wasn't as big. And now it's similar to Mighty Mouse.
Like these guys get second careers.
That's so dope for Mighty Mouse.
So funny seeing him with his son.
His son's a fighter?
One of his sons is a fighter.
He's a vegan or something?
That's hilarious.
Yeah, Raja.
Raja's a fighter.
And he has a daughter too.
Super pretty.
Oh, yeah.
Very, very pretty.
Like one of his Asian girls.
Black and Asianian yep yeah
how many kids do you have i think three four that's great all righty um when's the last time you guys
seen uh vin diesel uh i don't know why my son just got into fucking fast and fierce they can't get
enough of it the first one was probably the best because that's when import cars actually finally made it to the big screen. Yeah well 2 Fast 2 Furious
like Tokyo Drift right? I know that yeah was that the third one or second one?
I think it was the third but I don't remember. My youngest Basti Super into him. Okay well
that's cool so he's announcing something at a concert like the last Fast and
Furious again another one, but check him out
I'm gonna play a little bit of this
That's not him
Yeah, it is
Why does he still have the cutoff? Why would he do that to himself? And then uh, because he doesn't he actually wrote a fuck
He actually rubbed his belly too when he walked out
Dude, the comment says someone he needs to start fasting furiously.
I live my life one quarter pounder at a time.
Why is he so fat?
I don't know, but he could always get back in shape.
Because he doesn't care.
And by the way, just because you're rich doesn't mean you're not depressed
and you don't start eating a lot there's a lot of shit
That's gotta watch out married kids rich as fuck
He just said there's gonna be new Fast and Furious out and he's gonna bring back
Brian
So, you know, obviously Paul Walker passed away. So somehow they're gonna probably a CGI or AI or something
Yeah, I fell off their train like after the third Fast and Furious.
Ever saw one of them?
Really, the first one's fantastic.
It's not for everyone.
But you're not a car guy.
Yeah, it's not for everyone.
There's so much fake shit in that.
Yeah.
It's dumb.
It's actually so dumb.
Is that Tyson guy OK?
Remember he had the breakdown?
Tyson.
The cast is having a tough time, man.
Walker died in the car.
Yeah.
Vin Diesel's fat as shit. Yeah, Tyrese. Oh Tyrese
You said Tyrese. How's he doing? Is he all right? Not great, man. Not great, you know, yeah
He had like a weird meltdown, but then he was like completely lucid afterwards
So I don't know if it was just like it was just a moment, you know fucking mushrooms
Yeah, something like that like something was going on there
But the Vin Diesel's quietly becoming a billionaire because he owns all the fast and furious
So the ride at Universal all that shit is Vin Diesel. He gets paid from that
He's insanely rich and insanely famous so he became weird. Remember we was always
Favorite go to his Instagram. What's his lady? Is he still posting all the time? Oh you had it ready to go
Of course, but you didn't paste it
With the lollipop
Is there a video? No, it's just what's the caption?
sergeant theo Okay, get out of here. Don't know what that is. That's not much. We need a video
I think he was getting so roasted for the videos. He's decided to just do pictures lately
His mom I think was jew Jewish and his dad was black. It's time to come for us.
It's time to come for us.
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you know. Yeah, okay.
Oh, here we go.
Man, great day. Yes.
Beautiful lot.
Great seeing that photo photo.
What a mother.
Of course.
At all.
Yes, of course.
I mean,
a great voice.
All right, guys.
What a mother.
What a face.
These guys. That's a lot of nose, man.
This glasses really bring out your nose, brother.
Is that a funhouse mirror?
They really seem to have a nose.
All I see is a nose.
I don't even know what, I can't even concentrate.
Is this the Pinocchio angle?
By the way, someone sent to me that people are making a comparison between fast and pure submission impossible
Guys, do you really have to compare everything?
What you should really really smooth-faced here, I mean I just can't stop looking at your nose
and that whole team on the success more importantly congratulate them on the fact that they are
us. More importantly, congratulate them on the fact that they are fighting the good fight for cinema for theaters. There's not a lot of us left. Is he a baby rhino? Yeah. Look
at his face. It's one of those baby trail cams where the baby rhino comes up and he's
like, like I want to squeeze his nose baby right like literally the greatest thing
So spot-on he's a he looks like a baby rhino. Look at baby rhino. That is the greatest comparison ever
Just post a picture of him in a baby rhino. I mean he's more normal there
Hey listen laughing all the way to the bank.
Yeah, he's set, man.
All good?
Oh, you guys are in shape?
Cool, man, I'm worth a billion dollars.
Yeah, it doesn't matter, I win.
I'm on Fast and Furious 11, you hoes.
Yeah, and you can lose that weight
and get back to being strong and jacked.
Oh, they'll get him on the Hollywood diet.
He'll get O-Zemp, I can lose that tummy.
Yeah, no problem.
Okay, so our very own AG.
Oh yeah. Toho sent this. This is so fun. Look at how this guy. I haven't seen it. Dude.
So he was saying this. He looks just like Brian. This is my gay brother. 25 minutes.
Wow. 25. Oh God. You guys do look similar. Because it hurts too much. If you want it
quick, we'll do it quick.
Yeah, where would you come at?
I mean, this is a stranger.
This is a conversation between two strangers.
It's wild.
This is how every, by the way, every straight guy
wants to talk like this.
Of course, but women put the brakes on it.
They do.
Because we're like, what are you talking about?
And then we go, that's fuck. This guy is an animal.
But every straight guy would love to meet a girl and be like, I'd love to come inside of you.
But it's not allowed.
You can't talk like that to a woman.
Well, and the women that would be open to that.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, there's a few you can say it to, but they're not exactly
bring her home to me.
Mom.
Yeah.
They're not the Mary.
No. Yeah. It're not the Mary. No. Yeah. I'd come inside of that girl.
How long would you last with?
That guy does look like you.
You have so many people that kind of, you know,
doesn't exactly look like it, but there's so many people
that are similar looking to you, Brian.
They look like Callens.
Yeah. It's kind of wild.
Yeah. That's because I have every man's face. Okay.
Cause I'm a medium, I'm a medium white guy.
Those gay boys just be getting draft, huh?
They just be getting like guys.
Outside voice.
Um, okay.
Have you seen this shoplifter who first of all stole sunglasses, posted about it on social
media and then eventually the security went after him and he jumped off the balcony
from the second floor into an ice rink.
Yeah, we gotta talk to you about your choices buddy.
Just eat shit on the ice?
I'll show you.
This was probably a viral video but I can't find the original but here's a video of him.
So people recorded him, he's gonna be right here. So he's gonna jump. Boom. Oh, he broke
both his legs. Oh, Lord. Oh, trying to like pick up his legs. Oh, no. Oh, shit. And then look what he does after this. Oh, no.
That guy's nice on the ice.
Oh, no, that is so bad.
He's just on his phone.
He's like, damn, yo.
He broke his legs really bad.
And I can't tell, but that looks like, I don't know.
He broke his legs.
Will they call it fractures?
You know what?
Let him go.
That's punishment enough.
Let him just.
Yeah, leave him there for like an hour
and then get him going.
Well, he's on the ice,
so he's icing his fucking broken limbs, but.
But at least he's on Instagram live.
Yeah, he's got, he doesn't sound right.
No, of course not.
He's fucking ridiculous.
Hey, did you have fun?
Wow.
This was upsetting to me.
Ricky Hatton is now out of retirement
and he's boxing in December.
He had a three year, or sorry, 13 year retirement.
He's younger than me.
He's 46.
Whoa.
And is that for charity or is it one of those things?
Is he fighting another legit boxer
or is it like an influencer shit?
I forgot the name of his opponent but I could look
it up. It's probably him. But it's for once again United Arab Emirates. Yikes. Goodbye.
Okay. Well. I mean do you guys really care who he's fighting? No. Okay. It's just all a bummer.
Yeah. All right. Alrighty. I think that should be bummer. Yeah. All right.
All righty.
I think that should be about it.
Yeah.
Wait, one last one.
I thought this was funny.
This is the Asian version of friends.
That's me on the top left.
Yeah.
And by the way, he didn't change at all.
No, he's still Asian blood.
Yeah.
Every swimmer did not change.
That's really good. And there he goes.
The Jennifer Aniston that is.
Beautiful.
So pretty.
I mean, they're both.
Yep.
Alrighty.
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