The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen Recap the Super Bowl and Bet on UFC 298 | TFATK Ep. 966

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap the Super Bowl, make bets on who wins UFC 298 Alexander Volkanovski vs Ilia Topuria and talk Travis Kelce yelling at his coach, best Super Bowl commercials, Brendan needing to get a medical checkup, balancing work and family life, Tucker Carlson interviewing Putin, Brendan's UFC conspiracy theory behind Sean Strickland sparring Sneako, current events around the world including Bad Bunny's livestream and much more! FiveCBD - Go to https://fivecbd.com/fighter and get your $40 bottle for free, just pay shipping and handling. Lectric Ebikes - https://lectricebikes.com/ Be sure to mention that Fighter and the Kid sent you in the post-checkout survey! Mint Mobile - https://mintmobile.com/fighter To get your wireless plan for just 15 bucks per month and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/

This is really the fight on the kid. I want to just congratulate myself. Oh, yeah. Well, I know football and and I want to thank you guys for playing. And I want to thank you guys for suggesting that the 49ers were going to win. But you know, guys, it's all about digging deep and and Mahomes as a football fishonato and you you know I know my football He's he's arguably the goat if you had it if you had to choose a football player

I'm gonna make an argument you tell me how I am if I had to choose a football player Oh, all the football quarterback any quarterback of all time. I choose Mahomes for the following reason number one You can't get more athletic. He's so rugged. He can take a hit more Jackson We're out but but but he's every bit as athletic as you need to run He just he's just kills you break that box the most important thing is I don't see that guy ever miss his receiver It's just unbelievable. He puts it in their hands No matter what he's doing throwing across his body or whatever and somehow he just gets it done and is completely clutch Every single time. Yeah, he's doing, throwing across his body or whatever. And somehow he just gets it done and is completely clutched every single time. He's the go.

True or false? That's it. That's my assessment. But I thought about it. I was actually thinking about how, you know, when you look at these great quarterbacks like Brady, so he was so accurate. He just would always hit, always hit, always hit.

But that was in a particular, I think again, offense where he's a dropback passer sat in the pocket and he could throw my host to sit in the pocket and throw, he can run and do all that stuff. So, um, it just seems like I've never seen the guy under the most, the most egregious pressure miss. He just doesn't miss. He doesn't. He lives up to the moment.

That's when they gave him two minutes. I'd take some early like hours, good, going for the knives. I'm like we're screwed two minutes with my homes This what he this what he does. He's been there before this is what he does. Yeah. It was such a bummer Why was um, why was Kelsey screaming at Andy Reed? We don't know yet. Kelsey came out and because he's taking a lot of heat for it weird Kelsey came I was like I thought how much I love them. I think he was pissed He pulled him out when they fumbled. You, they pulled him out of the, he was in on the field.

So he's pissed about that. But even Andy Reed was like, he's like, he does it before. He's like, usually I give it back to him. Cause I was off balance. No, he was, he was like, he was like, oh my God. Giant guy. Cause I want to see, let's see if we can read his lips. Can, can you bring that clip up?

I want to see what he was saying there. Looks like he's mad. He's mad. He took him out of the game Took him out. I mean, that's a little much there Jesus, but he was also open. That was the argument Yeah, but he's up, but Andy reads like what do you want me to do? Okay? Okay, what do you want me to do? That's where he realized what comes out. Chelsea balled out in the fourth, but he was pretty quiet before that so I'm sure he's frustrated and his girls in the stand Just emotions in the stands, a lot of pressure, a lot of pressure in the box, you know, yeah, but, um, I, and I'm a Kelsey fan.

I like Kelsey. I like Andy Reed, dude. If this is any other player, he's done. If that's any other, if that was Tyree- He touches him. Pushing him over. He looks more and more like his brother, he's pulling some weight. It might be the beard.

It might be the beard, but he looks like really heavy right now. If that's any other player, if that's Tyree Kill, if that's Antonio Brown, he's not playing. No. Is that playing. No. Is that right? No. Really?

It's just, do you remember when, um, if that was no one brought on Krawski, like, like it's just not a black, white thing. If that's, if that's Nick Bosa to Kyle Shanahan, like they're screwed. Really? Yeah. He's a special guy. Do you tell, but Kelsey's always been a hot. That's also the Super Bowl and you got to get him.

You, he's too much of a weapon. You can't do that. It's very frowned upon. Well, of course. If that's anybody else besides Taylor Swift's boyfriend, they're probably not playing. Wow. That's unheard of.

Even Brett Farter, I'm a fan. I know when that, with the coach for Vikings, what was his name, was trying to pull Farf out and Farf was like, no, I'm not going. Remember that? He was like, I'm going back in. Fuck off. That wasn't even this, but this was like, even, and again, I'm a Kelsey fan. I was like, I looked at my father and I'm like, oh my God, like, dude, anybody else, that guy's, well, it looked like he said, fuck you. But first,

I was like, oh my God. No, he didn't say if I looked like, get me back on the fucking feet like, get me on the back on the, but you want that passion, but there's just a, and they're also very close. Like, super close to them and super close to back to my homes, but still. It's like father-son shit. I've never done that.

My dad beat the shit out of me. You can't do that. I've never seen that. But he fucking, the enemy was like, Henry goes, usually I'm ready for it. I just lost my balance. I've never seen that he fucking the enemy was Usually goes I usually I'm ready for I slept by the power fucking football. I'm sure Kelsey regrets that I don't think he does Reed said before the game that like Kelsey's always had a temper You know he was young at first, but he's grown into his own And I think he's gotten a lot better and then that happened

Yeah, like he was just angry that he wasn't getting passes. Like he was clearly. That's what it is. Yeah. But he's frustrated. I wonder if he and his brother ever fought. Of course they have their brothers. They're not gay, dude.

They're brothers. Brothers fight. It's a lot of meat smashing into each other. Yeah, but there's just any brothers fight. That's what they do. I think, I think, I think is, uh, I think, uh, what's his name? Jason is, uh, probably, I'm gonna, I'm putting my money on him. I don't know.

Trust is yeah. Uh-huh. But I, yeah, it was just a weird thing. Now this would be a much bigger story if they lost. That's right. They won. Everyone's like, yeah, whatever they won. But if they would have lost, I think I, someone put this in a tweet

cause it shows him yelling at any reason. And they go, God, he's just so unlikable when I saw that I'm like I get it when he yelled at the coach Like he's not doing self any favors there the thing with Travis Kelsey, you know again I'm a huge fan of him. You're just he's in my home's too at this point It's just over exposure like we can the Taylor Swift. It's just okay We got it. Yeah, like build up to the Super Bowl, the Chiefs aren't the better team, they shouldn't have won. They're the only reason it was for mistakes

from the Niners, they shouldn't have won that game. The miss field goal, this didn't even discuss them, they don't miss that fucking extra point. The botch pond, they made a million mistakes and lost that game. The amount of press on the Chiefs leading up to this, it was like the Niners are just some shmukting. It's all Travis Kelsey, Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reed,

Taylor Swift, 90% of the coverage leading up to this is all cheaps. It was so strange. So what do you think of the- It's just overexposure. I think the fan base, again, I like Taylor Swift, I like Travis Kelsey, you know he's a cuck. I like Andy Reed.

But- What did you say? You know the Pfizer boy. So it's like all this stuff all this stuff all this how much did they pay you bro come on? Take any way. All right, dude. Come on. Come on. I gotta know how much you got paid You want to fucking super have some respect barely showed up. That's why I'm so mad Come on. No, they shouldn't want that game, but dude all this stuff. I think the audience just goes, okay We got it. You know, it's not their fault. It's the media Oh, the NFL put a Taylor Swift highlight reel all right after the Super Bowl

From learn the box. Oh, yeah, there's just trying to capitalize on it It's interesting about it is that this is a I felt like if you look at the commercials and stuff Some of us wokey-wokey, but for the most part, if you think back to how Black Lives Mattery, the league was, and it's like now, the commercials and everything, you can see that they've been super careful. You've got this traditional couple, like this blue, but sort of essentially,

let's call them blonde hair, blue-eyed people from the Midwest. The commercial. They just are as traditional. Who are you talking about right now? Kelsey and I. Oh, gotcha. So that image of conservative America,

like straight white football player of star, cheerleader, essentially, the look, that's what's being pushed forward. And then the commercials were, they were like- They're being pushed forward because she's so- What I'm saying, but it's- Most things pushed on the plan. Yeah, but it's still like, there's something traditional about it.

There's something Americana. She's a billionaire, right? How about the Jesus commercial, the Washington of the feet one? They have the most money. I mean, beceing them in psychology. But also like the commercials were, the commercials where they wouldn't,

so they just pack a bunch of celebrities in the commercials like we're not sure what to do here we don't want to be too much no the best commercial by far was Duncan no Duncan don't oh okay an athlete J Lo and he comes in and Matt Damon that was good oh and Tom Brady and they come in as a rap group and interrupt their meeting oh it was the best I was by far the best and Matt Damon's like I don't want to. Chris Walker one was good. It was all right.

They played that before the Superb. Oh yeah. The Dunkin Donuts was, you didn't see it. It's so good. Which one was the one with, because a lot of I was watching it a very loud jelly roll. This Bud Light. The, uh, where Bradley Cooper was juggling and.

Oh, fight. Isn't that, fight. This one. I was, this one. Uber E Eats we can't play it anyway yeah man jelly rolls was great um yeah the Dunkin Donuts by far the funniest and Matt Damon he's like it's tough to be a friend man he made him do like a rap video for JLo he's like I don't want to do this they're dressed ridiculous it was great was great. By far the best one. You said, remember when I said I'd do anything for you? This was anything. He was like, dude, I don't want to be. He's like, I'm so sorry. That's a lot. Yeah, he was great.

The commercials weren't wonderful. No. Not like they used to be. Tom Brady was in, I think, two or three. That Tim Kenny. I mean, the, no, the JF. Rfk. That was interesting because they you know what they did You know what that commercial is they took an old John F. Kennedy commercial Oh, but his face on it kind of genius, right? Wow. Yeah, you're still not gonna win with say no But it was like a harken back to before the digital age. You know, that's great. Yeah, yeah, that was cool Again, that's what I mean by traditional. It's like that you can see America goesarken back to before the digital age. You know, it's like, yeah. Here you go. Again, that's what I mean by traditional. It's like, you can see America goes right back to these old school traditional things that worked.

Like the minute the NFL, the minute the NFL, and you were talking about this, well, the minute the NFL started getting super progressive, people were like, I'm out, I'm out. The NBA can do it because different fan base, the ratings are down, but the NFL, that's religion here, but. It is. That is fan base the ratings are down but the NFL that's religion here But it is that is I mean you mess with the NFL

I've been in LA too long and one of the things that I was talking about being in in Florida was I'm in this cop like we bought a house in this Community, you know, it's like all of those kids all those people there are there They're American some of them working class, middle class, and there's this big amenity center with three pools and all this stuff. It's like a rec center? Yeah, and all the kids go there,

and all the families go there, and all the blocks know each other, and the whole block has, they all get together. They watch the zoo bowl together, they go to games together. The soccer fields are across the street. I've been so removed from this shit living in this fucking town,

where you have to drive your kids to every single appointment, where there isn't any of that community. And I told Brian, I have that hair bubble. I was like, that is, I have the exact, I have that hair. Yeah, because your kids play sports. Sports, family, blue collar kids. And then they all get to know all the families,

they're all blue collar. Well, on the weekend, that's where I'm at on the weekends. Like that's my crew. And you can ingest this idea that you need a shit load of money to be happy. And I know it's cliche, but we do live in a culture, and I'm talking about LA culture where it's just grind, grind, grind, try to, you know, you're comparing with people.

And then you see how a lot of the world works when you go, oh man, you guys are so fucking happy. And you have an idea of what's actually really important. These kids are not on their fucking phones. They're playing all day. They're playing sports. Again, that's on parents, they'll be. It's on parents. It's on all the parents. It's on parents. Yeah. This woman, I was, we're at her house and I said, my wife said, they have six kids. My wife said, do you see how every single one of them is with us and they're playing?

My son's playing with trains. They're playing with my son. They're doing all the stuff. She goes, not one of them has been on a tablet or a phone. Not one. I'm telling you in LA, that is non-existent for me. Where you're at. I know. Out here, it's normal here. I'm not saying I'm normal.

I'm saying I'm the one with the problem. I know, I know. And then you see that. You gotta get out of it. And she goes, oh, there are no phones in my house. These kids, they're not allowed to. I was like, but you have a 17-year-old. She goes, he's not in my house.

He's not doing that. As long as you live in my house, you're, you're here with us. You're not on your fucking phone. And I was like, damn, damn it. And it's sick. It is sick that I'm saying this, that that's weird for me. It's sick that I'm going, oh my God, that's so new. No, that's normal.

Santa Monica, Los Angeles is not normal. LA proper is not normal. It's just not. It's not normal. And I like I people were talking about, we should actually talk, we'll talk about this when we do the live podcast, which is this Thursday, everybody.

In Austin, yes. Vulcan gas company, I can't wait in Austin. One show only, yeah. But, we'll talk about this basically some more, but you know, people say, oh, Brennan retired from comedy No, you didn't retire from coming right now You're doing shit with your family and your kids that is so much more important and so much more fun

It's when I went to the bathroom in my friend's house I was taking a pee and she said the most important work that you will ever do is within the four walls of your own home And it sounds like a cliche thing true, but it's fucking true when you have kids. That's all. Let's take a little break. Can we take a break? This Thursday, if you guys want to laugh and you want to get privy to some great stuff and might have some very special guests, we're talking about 500 Kid is live in Austin at the

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Can I do every weekend? 100%. But I'm missing games. I miss, you know, I'm coaching as well. Yeah, I fucked up. It's not worth it. I fucked up. I would, well, I'm trying to make it right,

but, but, you know, for the first, my daughter's won't took all the shit. My daughter was 15 now. I was gone. I was always on the road. I was trying to make my name, and I did real well. And I made lots of money and all that shit.

And none of that matters. I was on a TV show, podcast. I'm telling you none of it matters. Your kids don't give a fuck. Of course it doesn't. What they care about? How much that missed? I missed all my kids' birthdays.

When you're on the road and you miss the birthday, dude. I miss everything. I miss your birthday, I miss your fucking everything. And I'll never live it down. But I'll make it right. You can make it right being present now. Like being gone all the time ain't the move. And I'll never remember, never forget

when I first started doing stand up at Kevin Nealon, we're at the airport. And he goes, oh, where you at? I'm telling him. And I'm like, yeah, next week I'm in Oklahoma and the week after that I'm in Palm Beach. And he goes, you have kids? And he goes, man, the disappointment on his face. He was like, this ain't it, bud.

He's like, this ain't it. But I want to make you two feel a little better. Like my dad is a normal guy, normal Joe Schmo owns his own business, right? When I grew up, my dad works six, seven days a week. I didn't see my dad often. Yeah. Okay. So he's like, you know, your dad didn't have a choice. He didn't have a choice, right? We have a choice. We have a choice. But did you? Yes. You're trying to provide.

I didn't. In a way, you're right. We didn't. You're providing for your book. In a way, in a way, we, you know, this is a motherfucker this gig. Let's be honest. You want to compete, you got to keep writing, you got to come up with ideas. You're, let's be honest. It's just a hustle, but to me. It's a hustle. And it's okay. At some point, but yeah, you got to, there's a balance, you can find the balance.

But in order to get where you're going, that there's no balance. If you want to sell out Mass Square Garden, if you want to sell out the form, there's no balance. So if getting to Mass Square Garden, doing the form and selling out every show is the form, there's no balance. So if getting to MassGuardGuard and doing the form and selling out every show is the goal, that's fine and I do your thing. But as far as it's impossible, it doesn't exist.

There's no way to do that and be a full-time dad. It's impossible. I had somebody I really respect who made all the money, but also a real family man and has true balance in their lives. I was talking to him about how sometimes I feel in this town like a failure. Because I have friends that are uber successful.

And I have trouble sometimes with it, because I'm a certain age, and it's been a tough three and a half years or whatever, but I'm also really blessed and lucky. But I was thinking about it and he said, what are you talking about with success? I go, I want to sell such and such tickets and all that and I want to do it.

And he said, I'm just going to tell you that you could ruin your kids' lives and children's lives are ruined by when a parent achieves every metric of success they've set for themselves. So you could hit every metric that you set for yourself to be successful and ruin your kids' lives just by the nature of being that busy, that rich,

that successful. That's the thing, what's it work to you? Well, look, Chris DeSephano and Burr Krasher were crying on a podcast. And I even text Chris, I was like, this is beautiful, because Chris- DeSephano switched his ways though. I know. He's the one who called me. He's not social media. Anyway, if someone runs it he he's doing less rogue gigs

He's like I'm cutting back man. I have to be there for you can see it He was he was crying but cried and just does his thing But that's Bert and his kids are older now they're in college but Bertita. He's he fucked up Yeah, I'm just a ton of stuff you you're price greatest people in the world But it comes with it. There's a, it's a heavy, heavy priced up A. And I'm not saying that, you know, for me, it's not worth it.

So some guys like, no, it's worth it, man. Cause then I can send my kid to this school. That's all good. But like my boy, at least they're bowling. Great dad. He's been coaching. He's his kid's coach. His kid got a full ride to Iowa for wrestling.

What? I texted my wife. I texted my, oh oh you made it dude There's no greater achievement in life. That's such a big like if I if Lisa went to Iowa and got a scholarship That's cool. That's you doing your thing to raise your son. He got a full ride That'd be like in a football scholarship to Alabama. I went. Oh dude. You he's a Hawkeye. Yeah, whole right shit little Easter's a Dude guy. I didn't I don't think people Yeah, whole ride. Oh, shit. Little East was a Hawkeye. Dude, what? I didn't tell you this?

I don't think people realize. I thought you were saying this. No, but I don't think people realize what that is. That's the most, like that is so difficult. That is, like I went to, you know, I went to Dan Gamble's camp in the trade ranger, and I was like, oh, this is what D-1 Wrestling is? Oh, no thanks.

If you can push yourself through that Hawkeye program, you can do anything. You can do anything. But yeah, he got a point is he got a full ride. It's crazy. A full ride. Full ride, full scholarship. Getting a division one full ride is hard enough as is.

But getting it to Iowa? Yeah, it's a whole different thing. And then think about little Leester. His Leester bowling is my coach and then his dad, Russell and I, I forget what is the Jukko college, same as Ben Henderson, somewhere in Nebraska, but he was solid and like legend in high school. And then their dad was like on the feed in high school,

but no one went to Iowa. So he had a little Easter goes, cool, got it, downloaded that info, cool, got it, downloaded that info. Now I'm gonna be better than both of you. That's success. That you've won, dude. You've made it.

Like that, I was like, oh my God, dude. Like you won. As a dad, you won. Yeah. And so what do you think then, B? Like, look, everything you do is for your kids. Yes. Obviously there's things you could have done differently.

But look at like what you're doing for Tiger, right? Yes. How are you going to feel when one day, you know, he's going to get that D1 scholarship? That's the, I mean, and it's not even sports. Like if that's what he wants to do great, but it's just about being there And like I missed a lot of tight because when I was coming up and stand up, you know, I've been headlining nine years now Tigers will turn eight this month Those first five years also in the road every single weekend first five years of his life. That's what he knows.

That ain't normal, man. That ain't good. So for Boston, I pulled back. I messed up, pulled back. Now for the baby girl, pulled all the way back. It's just not- How's your baby girl? She's doing better.

Still fight, you know, but she's doing better. Good. But it's just, you know, it's priorities. I'd rather make less money and not buy- Two things about life. Cars, you know, it's priorities. I'd rather make less money and not buy cars, you know, and figure things out. I'll figure it out. I always do. Two things about life. There's life is trade-offs and you as a person are flawed.

You're always going to try to get better. You always need help, but you're, you know, it's, it's, it's, it is what it is. It's trade-offs. And you're going to look back and always say I made this mistake I made that mistake, but you keep moving forward So yeah, yeah, you don't say enough times when it comes to the kids, you know now where I live in Florida now now got me me a toddler a two-year-old you understand and Well, I was like, oh, they are a bunch of water like ponds.

And I was like, no, it's all good. Big Gators. Yeah, I'm Florida. Like about seven, eight footers, just stunning themselves. And I go, that is my kid can't go near there and either can a fucking dog. So everybody's got the dog and you watch your kid.

You don't let your kid, right? You can't have your two year old near the edge of that water, because that's very dangerous. No, that's hard. I'm like, look, I'm gonna fucking sit. I'm like, look, I'm gonna sit. I said to the neighbors, I go, there's an eight foot, that's an eight footer, because I was hunting them.

Where are you at, like a marsh where people are swimming? You ever been to Florida? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everywhere, there's water everywhere. Go to the huge gator, there's a gator on the golf course. Remember that one where they saw that thing that was like literally 15 feet? It was Godzilla, okay?

That is one sort of housing community away from me. One, that's where that thing right there. No, no. Yes, that thing right there. Look at that. That's one housing community way. That's a dinosaur. That's a dinosaur. Literally is a dinosaur. Yeah, they're everywhere. They grow an inch a year when they after there,

after about seven years, they grow about an inch a year. So you're talking about an 80 year old animal right there. They live till how old? They can live. They don't know. They think they live over a hundred years easy. Point is Florida used to don't use. You don't touch any water. No, get away. It's just like a wreck pool. You don't fuck with any water board People get eaten a lot of times because what happens is they're walking their dog So the two times you get eaten one is mating season when the males are a little more aggressive To because you're on their territory to is when you have a dog And you're walking too close to a waterway and the old alligator comes out of the water, grabs that dog.

Now you try to protect your dog and it grabs your arm and you're elderly and it goes, I'm going to take this actually. This tastes good. Yeah. Old people and gators don't mix. No, you get sucked back in. Sucked. Sucked.

Well, now I want to know how many people a year die from that. Two. Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's not that bad. It's actually six. Maybe one. It's like six or something. I'm bringing it up, Jen.

How many people die from alligators in the United States? I think it's like six. But you know, they were all up in arms in this Facebook group at my community because they, let me say. Six. Ah, got it. Yeah, six. So not really a problem.

More people die of peanuts. Ah, got it. Six. Yeah, so not really a problem. More people die of peanuts. Correct, correct. But they were, they were talking about how these like this gang of boys, they were like 10 and 11 and they were tormenting the gators. And I was like, that's what boys do. Well, of course they were, because that's called a hunting game. They don't even know what they're doing. They're just like doing something primal.

But also don't do that. Of course. But when you're 10 and 11, you're like like doing something primal. Where they fucking with the gator. But also don't do that, man. Of course, but when you're 10 and 11, you're like, you're gonna throw stones and fuck with the gator and touch his tail and run back. I have. Yeah, not gonna hurt him until that gator turns around. But everybody's like, what the fuck? I was like, huh.

The Facebook group though? I'm not on it. My wife is. I'm not on it. I don't even know how to be on a Facebook. Nerd alert. I know, but boy, she by my wife. Biggest problem at the rec center in Florida boys are harassing the gate

There's always shopping on there though people are getting on Facebook. Oh, you want a bed for 50 bucks? It's brand new boom Facebook. You want night table? Oh, dude. She's oh, there's like a Facebook marketplace Oh, bro. That's what it is. May face my wife is the best at finding deals. She's unbelievable I'm just like what the fuck is this? What'd you do for the Super Bowl? Our chin didn't watch it. Nope. You didn't, huh? Oh, I don't care about Super Bowl. You're just not into it. You're not American?

That's why I told you. That's why I told you. So it's American. Not an American. Not an American. The biggest American cultural event. I don't have regular TV. I have YouTube. They have it on YouTube TV.

I still didn't watch it. Okay. I didn't care for it. Okay. Did you watch fishing? Or what did you do? I did watch YouTube fishing videos and camping videos. Okay. I still didn't want to okay. I didn't care for you watch fishing or what did you do? I did watch YouTube fishing videos and camping videos. Okay. It's kind of American Yeah, so now is what you do for the Super Bowl. I'm like embarrassed right now

I watched from home. I watched from a kept it classy and that's why I'm bearish. What's embarrassing about it? At least you watch that he didn't watch she's embarrassed from all him. Yeah, that's embarrassing. Yeah, you got him calm now you do you do Do you have do you want communism at this in this country? What do you? Like right now the way you guys are acting I'm scared. Did you see by this tweet? No, I How it's not parody account is Nutsos with the red eyes. it was like this going according to plan.

Is it dark Brandon? This is this is from his account. This is not a parody account. That's real. No. Okay. That's real. Yeah.

Yeah. I heard them talking about that. Just like we drew it up. Okay. What? It's very strange. Dark Brandon. Very strange. How weird is that? That's his social media. So evil. Does he think this was in Goverwell?

I don't know. How wild is that? Isn't that weird for your president of the United States? To both that dark Brandon. I don't get it. Wild is that? Isn't that weird for your president of the United States to boast that? Dark Brandon? I don't get it. Oh man. A woman brings seven year old child, whether or not she opens fire in Joel Osteen's church. I gotta say guys, I'm actually really impressed and I think this is the only time we can ever

say this. You both have the same brand of shoes on today. I know. Golden Goose we've been doing. Which star wearing the old golden goose? Bee can't really get on you today for your shoes. No, no very rare. Yeah I've been wearing this crap out of mine. Don't do that because you need to feel they're comfortable their handmade So you just kind of feel hmm. Yeah, I don't know what is their comfy though

That is the weirdest post by a president Dude how dead is mainstream media when Tucker Carlson interviews Putin? I mean, it's what you think. Did you watch it? I watched the whole thing. I didn't watch the whole thing. It's a lot. It's a lot to get through.

I saw, I saw the main, I saw the main point. He goes all the way back to the ninth century. Hey, hey, hey, how smart is he though? Yeah, I mean, for a dictator, you're not, no, this is very smart, man. But, but how about him and Biden if they're gonna debate good luck bubba yeah the man's first in history yeah he is he he's just so stale the problem with with Putin is he's been in power for 25 years so he's just not used to anybody editing him or telling him to

shut up or you know it's just there's a long kind of thing about basically what he's saying was Ukraine's a part of Russia always has been And then he said we we are in there to denazify Ukraine, which was like oh boy. Okay You know, um, that that's an issue um so Point is tuckers. I mean, yeah, it's not i'm glad he interviewed him. I think it's important to interview I want to hear how big is tucker. I mean, it, it's not I'm glad he interviewed him. I think it's important to interview I want to hear how big is Tucker. I mean, it's just mainstream so screwed. He's when I'm out

Yeah, it got like 14 million views on Wow YouTube alone and yeah Wow, well he said he goes, you know, I think it's I think we should hear from everybody You know, I want to hear from a dictator or whatever you want to call him I want to hear from you know, yeah I'd love to get his side of story because we we know what Ukraine's telling us with the United States is telling us But we it's one-sided love to hear from the other guy. It strengthens Your side if you are willing to listen to the other side too It's not gonna threaten anything just listen to him and then you can I have why so why so scared when I listen to them to get their piece yeah I when I listen to

Putin it actually brought me more closer to the American side than it did Russian side but not me it for me it did I think that the premise is at the end of the day if you think you can just invade a country then that sets a very dangerous premise in general you know and if your justification is that this this is our country we can go back to to the ninth century and also we had to denazify it. There's a lot of stuff there that you could make an argument for. There's a lot, but it's okay. I don't think America should be involved either way, but we have big enough problems here. Yeah, the only issue that you'll always,

the pushback you'll always get on every question like that is... If we don't stop it, you know, nobody will work to... Somebody else jumps in, right? So, for example, if you pulled out of the Middle East, and there's a good argument to not be there now, but if you pulled out of the Middle East, who would jump in? Damascus, you'd have Syria and Turkey in there as well. Well, we pulled out of Afghanistan, how'd that go? And we were there for 20 years. How'd that go? Yeah. I mean, it was very mismanaged, you know, very mismanaged, very poor, poorly done.

So, yeah. What a sketch in. Uh, one sec. Are you excited for the fights this weekend, bud? I'd like to go through them. You don't, you just found out this week. No,aheim right mm-hmm is Joe coming to those Joe Rogan. Yes. He's the comte for the UFC No, but he usually doesn't love times. He won't travel no in this one. He's California. It's Northam

He'll travel you were in North America. Yep He doesn't do international fights. Yeah, we talked about these I am we haven't talked about these you have We covered Well, we should go though we can we didn't go into detail though We just were looking at it and seeing who was fighting so you know we talked about how you you think Henry suit is gonna Have a really hard time with the Marabh It's three rounds though if it was five definitely more difficult time, but now it's three. We'll see, we'll see how Marab does, uh, how successful is with the

takedowns against a gold medalist? Yeah. It's going to be a very different thing. Um, Jeff Neil, Ima Chado, Gary. Love that fight. Why? Um, eight's a tougher fight for Ian Gary, but B, the shitstorm of the toxic media is blown out. No one's talking about it now.

So now he's focused on fighting. Tougher fight for him, though. Jeff Neal beat Vicente Lucchiai knocked him out. So it's a tougher fight. And Jeff Neal is a striker as well. I don't know much about him. Yeah. You went toe-to-toe with Shavkat.

He's a tough character. Paula Costa, Robert Whitaker. Paula looks in phenomenal shape. Yeah. For him, you know, he's had him last time he fought was Luke Rock Cole. Didn't look great before that. You know, he lost to Vittori before that. He lost to Izzy. So he lost to Vittori. Yeah. Did he? Yeah. We sure? Bring it lost to Victoria. Yeah. Did he? Yeah. We sure bring it up to him. Wow.

Decision. Damn. Yeah. You know, um, and they had, you know, he didn't show up for a lot of fights. Yeah. Like I don't know what to expect out of him. Yeah.

He didn't, he's not going to blow your hair back without Luke Rock called performance. Whitaker coming off a loss to DDP. I feel like Robert Whitaker, I've seen that guy fight many times. He's as great as he is. He's taken a lot of punishment, man. A lot.

How old is Whitaker now? 29? 33? 33? Still young, still young. But he's been through some wars man some what were wars 32 is kind of the marker where guys started fall off 32 is the key there hell of a career Tough to bet against Whitaker there really yeah really I

Huh really you got Paulo. I do. Based off what? Based off of I think, I feel like Paolo is, I feel like he has taken less damage and I feel like he's just still more in his prime than say Whitaker. Oh wow. And so I think I feel like if he... What would give you that inclination? The Rockhold fight? No, not the Rockhold fight. The Toy fight they lost? Or the Izzy fight I got knocked out? That's his last three fights, Bubba. Yeah, that's a confidence issue. I just wonder, and also the reason I don't really take the Rockhold fight, I think if Luke had been acclimated to the climate, he would have won that fight. I think he's a better fighter than... I think when he fought him, he was a better

fighter, more skilled than Polacos. I really do but um, I think that I Feel like Pollak Costa Is able to prop Whitaker is really good at staying keeping distance But I think if Pollak Costa can press this and get him against the cage He's gonna bang he's gonna fucking bang and Robert Whitaker is coming off of a loss and I I don't know man I'm putting my money on Poll Costa. It's bad on it. You want to bet. I hate Whitaker, yeah.

Really? Man, $1,000 on that one. Deal. I'll take Whitaker. This would be a good time to get somebody on the phone to zoom somebody in. They're pigs. Like Chail.

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Then what about Machado and Jeff Neal? You don't know Jeff Neal, so that's a bad one. I'm gonna go with Ian Machado, Gary only because I'm biased. Yeah, then you're a fellow. That's an emotional choice. I'm going with with Ian Machado-Garry only because I'm bias. Yeah, they never fell in love. That's an emotional choice. Yeah. I'm going with Henry Cejudo. What?

What's that? I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say? I'm going Henry Cejudo. Marab? Yeah. I'll take Marab. You will, huh?

Interesting. And I understand. Well, no, I mean, I'm just going to play Death of Africa. Henry's 36. How old is Marab? Let's see. Marab's on 9th straight, I think. 33. Monster.

You just feel like Henry is kind of like at, you know... Yeah, I mean... He's had a lot of fun. Now, if it's Henry Sehudo four years ago, Henry all fricking dead. Of course. Knock him out Yeah, I'm saying where he's at in his career coming off loss to Aljo. It's a lot of things. So you're my bet I'll take my

Yeah, another thousand This is good. I got your grandbaba. Yeah. Well, we got a gig we got to get serious You know I'm saying and then I think that's all we're gonna bet on Yeah That's all we're gonna bet on. Yeah. That's all we'll bet on. Let's see the rest of the cartoon. I think that's all we'll bet on. Did we bet any money on the Super Bowl?

No. No, I wouldn't bet on that. We didn't bet five grand. No, I wouldn't bet on it. Taking advantage of your CTE. You don't have a, I'm not seeing it. Yeah, unless you're going with Iliad-Teporia. You're saying you're not seeing CTE signs?

No, I haven't seen any. I got it, I'm going to get checked out. My energy levels are so low the past few months. That's not CTE. No, I'm not seeing CTE. It could be accumulation of... All the stress. Concussions and then stress.

Hold on, hold on. I love this. I love, wait, this is the best. This is the best. No, this is the best. The blood goes in my big big big. This is what we do, because we forget. Are you aware of what you've been through

for the past two weeks? Are you aware of that? Well, three weeks, yeah. Yeah, are you aware of that? Your baby daughter almost perishing. You know what that does? It's called after effect. Oh, then remember the week before that,

I was in a horrible accident, my, yeah, you got concussed for real. And so, which we will post a video. Yeah, but no, but that was during the stuff you were going through, actually. No, it was, well, it was right before. Was it? Before she had hit the fan.

I mean, she's never been, she's never been, she was already having trouble breathing. But God was like, God was like, was like hold on you need a little more more Yeah, and then you weren't sleeping at all. So your energy levels are super low Yeah, yeah, cuz you never stopped to take a minute. So that's good for you My energy levels are and you have yeah, and yeah, I'm just only I'm going to get checked out I'm gonna get my blood work done. You should do that. That's why I I'm doing I know I said but I but I also think that you should also take sure you're sleeping I sleep yeah and I mean I don't get 10 hours I wake up at

four and and I go to bed at 9 30 do you think that carnivore diet as long as you've been doing it do you feel like you could use some more carbs I'll make sense of guys in some cars that's good. Just not heavy carbs. But you're just low energy. My diet toys, but yeah. So it's like. You know what, I'm just tired. Yeah.

So it's like my grandfather died, my grandmother died. And I, she was 83, but I was very close to her. She was my, you know, I was a young man. And I was, I remember I keep everything inside. I don't, I don't show it. You're like a Russian. You're very Russian in that. When is this?

I just, no matter what's going on with me, just so you know, I keep it deep down inside so you wouldn't think anything's up with me ever. And so I fucking, and that's not good. It's not healthy. And my grandfather died. And the next day, I walked my grandmother to the casket, I'm sorry, my grandmother dies and I fucking,

I can't figure out why when I'm working out with Jimmy Burke, why my body is super tight. I can't even bend down to touch my toes. I'm like, I don't know what's going on, my body's fucking tight. And Jimmy goes, maybe that's because you just said goodbye to somebody you've known your whole life, you fucking psycho, get it together dude No, I got I got to go do work do what do what shut up?

So yeah, it makes sense. I get checked out Well, or just give yourself a minute dude give yourself some grace get yourself get yourself checked out But give yourself a man with the kiddo stuff got me in the flip in my truck definitely got me Yeah, even before it hasn't been great I know my energy has been tough. Yeah, don't you think it's been like that since she was born though You've been kind of living in a constant state of anxiety. Yeah, but she's two months old Even before that pretty tired Now you've been through a lot of stuff, but you're not also allowing yourself to you know, I

Don't know go through it. I don't know. Either way, I get my, I get in the fish, then I'm gonna get in trucks, moving forward. Those are hobbies. That doesn't, that doesn't stress me out. Yeah. No, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm not saying it doesn't, I'm saying you got to sometimes kind of like, just let it hit you.

Yeah. Here, Hicks and Grace, you talk about that? No. He said that. He said, once he realized, once he, I'm not saying this is you, I'm just saying that he said, I spent so much time dealing, sort of acting like the death of my son

was something I could handle. And then I, he said something to the effect of, I realized that I couldn't handle it. That, that, that, that I had to hit rock bottom. Yeah, that's different. Yeah, but, but it's just interesting because I think there's a, there's a lesson to be learned in all of that stuff.

So I gotta get checked out though, cause then they can tell what's going on. You two are non-stop. Non-stop. You never take a break. No. Whenever I hear your schedules, it's ridiculous. That's right.

That's right. That's right. Let's add a trip to Austin. I'll keep going. Yeah. And I'll work out like a motherfucker too. I'm sourced fuck from yesterday. I went and did a CrossFit workout. Good stuff, Brian.

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a little bit on Instagram. He was going live and he was posting some wild stuff here. You sure it was Wing Wing? Well, sort of. Dude, get it together. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, thank you. Did get it. Oh, there we go. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Why'd he do that? Guys are just trying to show what they're working with. He's a mess. I want to hear Brian's reaction because you shamed me. I'm very happy with that. That looks like he's doing well there, but.

His looks bigger than Drake's. Yeah, it does, but I also don't get this. Like I don't get what guys are doing. What are you doing? What is this? I don't bet he was live on he was live on Instagram And I think he was just so it just won't say what that much more attention just won't say what that dick do and he was like check it out This is so weird to me that plus you could stick anything in there But but also it's just weird. It's like what are you doing here? Remember the game used to do it? Yeah.

The whole thing is hilarious though. No, well, that's a dick. Yeah. So you're right with that. But that thing looks pretty soft up there. When the game did that, it should be the end. Like I think the game, when the game did that with his dick, no one else should be trying to compete with that shit.

It should be the end. Like you won, bro. But Drakes wasn't supposed to get out, someone leaked it. But Bad Bunny, it just, I don't know, maybe he gets wild on his Instagram. Who is Bad Bunny? Who is this guy? Very famous musician.

Oh, come on, he's huge. He's massive. He's dating Kylie, very famous. They said that guy, Krill, leaked Drakes. What'd you say? The guy whose name is Krill, the slut whisperer. He's the one who leaked Drake's video and now Drake is suing him.

So Krill's asking for his fans to send him money. To pay for it. To pay for the lawsuit. I think this is all, this is what I hate about American culture and my culture in general. Maybe I'm an old guy, I think it's, this is not-

You say my culture means whites? I'm talking about culture. You mean white culture? No, I'm talking about American culture. Where it's all about, look at me no matter? No, I'm talking about American culture, where it's all about look at me no matter what. Me, me, me. I'll do anything I can, anything I can, spectacle.

You're just like, look at this. Oh yeah? I got a dick, too. Well, that's what I was saying. Well, the dick stuff is whatever. That's what I was saying with that influencer, Sneeko, went to the UFC Institute and fought Sean Strickland.

But even on Sean Strickland, they're like like all of it's just like, look at me. Look what I'm doing. I'll be, I'm like, is there better ways to get. I wouldn't. Yeah. Also, I, if I was Sean, I wouldn't have fought that guy, but it's all, but it, remember, it's all calculate because A, you have to be at the UFC Institute. So you have to sign off on it.

B, Sneak-o has to sign papers to fight Sean Strickland, Forrest Griffin's there, Jake Shields there, you have the UFC, the UFC student, it's all calculated, it's not like, you know, so it's just all like a publicity stunt. Sneeko's the one who was trolling Frankie. Mikey, Mikey, Musimashi. Musimashi.

God, I wish I'd seen. Brian just got promoted, Mikey. I wish I'd seen what a genius Mikey Musa We had him on this. Yeah, I didn't I didn't like go down the rabbit. I've never seen anything like that I've watched a lot of jiu-jitsu. I've never seen that. We just have some I've never seen I've never seen anybody use their legs like that. It's it's weird It's like he's a chimp. He's got four arms. I've never seen anything like that shit. That is wild. Savage.

Like, dude, how about my boy, uh, Gordon Ryan's TRX got stolen from the front of his house. These criminals had the balls to jack the most dangerous dude on the planet's TRX, $100,000 fucking truck at the front of his house. And then Gordon got it back. Yeah So, you know, let me see how he got it back. How did you know we'll get to that cups won't find your car? Oh, they will yeah So just so you know to be like the dodges in general we have a hell cat if it has a hell cat engine It's six thousand more likely it's stolen. They're easier to break in than any other car.

It's a real problem with TRX's demons, challengers, chargers. Because Dodge skimped on the fobs, and the communication between the car and the fob, criminals have a really easy access to it. So it's 6,000 more likely it's stolen than any other car in the market. Huge issue for Mopar, guys. Some content coming soon, but here are the facts. Once the RAM was gone, I made a post put an alert out

that I then contacted my police buddies in Hayes County, Austin PD. Also had LEO officers from around the country contacting me asking how they could help. I had the entire state of techs looking for this truck. Just despite disabling the track of the Rams have a secondary built-in tracker that can't be disabled that many people don't know about.

I didn't know that. Within six hours, we had eyes on the truck. Within two days, we had in possession. I can't give too much info who they are or what they do yet, but just know your car's not safe in the Austin area. This is a much bigger issue than I thought it was. Be ready and willing to take your life to defend yourself and your property, Jesus. So here's the thing about the reason they can find cars so easily now when

they get stolen. There's, there's, if they don't have ghost plates on that car, if they don't take it right to a chop shop, they're gonna catch, they're gonna find it. And the reason they're gonna find it is because a lot of people don't realize that not only when cop cars have an automatic thing where they have a camera that's always running license plates. When they see a license plate running, running, running, running, that's number one. Number two, we have on a lot of blocks, which people don't know, basically cameras

that also do that with every license plate. So the minute a car's stolen, any turn they make, any neighborhood they're in, that camera is taking a picture of that license plate, running it, comes up stolen, it sends the signal automatically to the nearest patrol car, the patrol car comes and finds them. So that's almost always how they get it.

So my car was stolen in LA and they go, we'll get it to you, we'll find it in 24 hours. Unless they've already brought it into a shop and stuff. But if it's out there with the same license plate, we'll find it within 24 hours. There's no question. And I was like, damn, and they did found it in 12 hours. Yeah, smart ones aren't keeping the same license plate.

Yeah. Yeah, right. That's right. It's very easy to, that's so cool. You got his truck back though. Now remember, if you aren't Gordon Ryan, you're probably not having the entire state of Texas look for your truck.

It's a real problem, especially in LA. Real problem. Yeah. Wow. problem. Especially in LA real problem. Yeah Wow, thank God he got it back though. I was talking with him, you know, because we both have to your exit I can't we still say to your ex. He was dude. I would do anything He was forget the truck. I do anything to catch those guys. Yeah He's a guy just need five minutes with them. I was like, I'd rather have the truck back, dude He's what's squeezing. Oh, man. Those criminals have no clue.

Do you think they knew? No. Ah, maybe. Maybe it was the inside job. I don't know if he posts about it, that everyone knows he is a TRX, but to go to his house, that dude comes out in his undies.

But also to go to somebody's house with a truck like that in Texas. You know they have guns. You know that that kind of truck is not being owned by a vegan. Those criminals also have guns. They do. They do. That's the thing. That's what I would say is that if you've got two guys stealing your truck, running out to fight them is not a good idea. No, that's why you have insurance. That's how you get shot. You don't want to get shot. You call it cops. You know, you get you want to get shot. Easier said than done.

I would freak out if I saw someone steal my truck. Would you? Oh my God. Yeah, I find it a little hard to think you'd sit inside the house. I've done so. So. Would you grip them?

Give them a little squeeze? I don't know what, I just want my truck, man. I don't want anybody to get hurt. Just give it to somewhere else. Yeah. Hey, please. That's how I anybody to get hurt. Just give me somewhere else. Hey, please. That's how I do. Come on. I got a gun. That's how I. Hey, guys. Come on. Don't don't. I like truck. I love this thing. It's taking forever to build.

Just be cool. Go somewhere else. That's not going to call anybody. Just be cool. Yeah, that's right. Don't make me shoot you, man. That's right. What else you got, Jim? Real quick on that. So I saw someone sit in my car at one time I thought was a friend of mine because I was getting ready for work and that's when I you know You know started warming up the car back in the days

I trusted the neighborhood and a cholo was sitting in my car as I'm walking to him like Do I know this guy and then he's trying to like back up trying to steal the car So I had no guns or anything So I came out with a pool stick. Hell yeah, and we just had this whatever square off thing He couldn't move it because I put my parking brake on you couldn't you can really break? Yeah, so look You know the best way to make sure you're carding it stolen by a manual I'll just fuck up all your gears. No, they don't know how to drive man No, these these these kids who are stealing cars where there's kids that know no drive manual

They don't know what the fuck to do these days. Yeah, these days. No one knows or have a Tesla. Oh No, it's still not I mean bro. No, it's still what's my pattern? Robert go. We're good. We had Even the broke ones go. I don't look gay Yeah, but dude, it's the only thing we can steal. I'm good, man, rather not. How about my Uber this morning, early in the morning from Florida, just goes, he goes, he picks me up in a Tesla three and I go, Tesla three, I have one of these. And he goes, it's my wife's car.

He was like, I might as, but like I'm real Florida dude. And I go, oh, what do you think of it? And he goes, I don't like it. I go, oh, what do you have and he's like I Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. 250 something like that So Travis Scott was performing at Hawkeyes on and I've never noticed this at Hawkeyes on but I guess some of the rooms You can see from inside the nightclub and a couple was just getting it on During his side. Let me see We're having sex in the boom-boom room at the club Can't play that

Plenty of four years Wait, oh, but their windows just wide open. Is that Japanese? Is that Japanese? Uh, is that in Japan? This is in Vegas, right? Yeah. It's a Hawker thought at MGM. He just realized his windows open. Oh, I think they left it open on purpose. Oh, I see.

So people couldn't tell. Oh, shit. They left the window, but you can just shut those. Got it. Imagine having a room in a nightclub though. That's very interesting. Yeah. I would imagine they knew no they knew or they're they're drunk and just want to get down you know happens Wow good for them

All right So this one was pretty wild guys So this guy mid-flight ends up just gushing blood out of his nose and his ears. Ebola. I don't know, right? Fuck. Is that what they said, Ebola? Well, that's what happened. That's a hemorrhagic fever.

If you start bleeding from everywhere, that's not good. That's, that's, that can definitely be a hemorrhagic fever. Leaders of blood coming out of his nose. Yeah. That's really horrifying. And that's a really good way to catch Ebola. Unless you got poisoned or something, but that's... I don't know.

Damn. All they say is his breathing looked a little jarred. But. Jesus Christ. Hope there's no kids on that flight. I'd be scared of us on the flight. Yeah. If you catch whatever the hell that is.

I wonder why. I wonder what that is. He said, blood gushed out of the man's nose and mouth. Holy shit. Sounds like you had poison. But if you got on the flight, you probably wasn't poisoned, right? Cause that hits pretty fast. Yeah, that doesn't sound good. That's a hemorrhagic thing. But if you got on the fly, you probably wasn't poisoned, right? Cause that hits pretty fast. Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

That's a hemorrhagic thing. That's something like. I wonder if we got some sort of booster before the fly. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't start spreading these rumors, dude. No, I don't, no, I'm not talking normal stuff. No, man, you're being responsible. What else you got, Jen? What a terrible way to go, though. Yeah. No, man, you're you're being responsible. What else you got, Jen?

What a terrible way to go though. Yeah Talk about way to go This guy's playing soccer in the middle of a field in Indonesia and lightning strikes him and kills him Yep. Oh man. He died. Yeah and a friendly soccer match. Yeah, turn into the flash He died later. It'll just happen, dude. You just get electrocuted and it sucks. But why is the lightning hit the field? Doesn't it go for watch how fast it is? You should try to move out of the way, but you won't be able to move out of the way. Oh my God. The chosen one. What happens to you? Dude, that's like the Chosen one Dude that's like God with a sniper light

It really is it really you know your odds are getting hit by that. That's terrible. It's so crazy. You just got caught Damn, man, you got struck by lightning. Damn Man lightning. Damn. Man. This one looks terrible. Okay, we talked about Super Bowl. Did you go by the lightning or by the guy? Lightning. Yeah. Lightning. Not. But the lightning guy made it to the hospital and then later died from the burn. But he was out. He was out probably. I don't know. I don't know. What's this? We talked about Super Bowl. Apparently the 49ers came out

and a bunch of the players admitted they did not even know what the new overtime rules were. They're not that new. They're not that new. And the Chiefs came out and said, not only did we know them, we actually created scenarios for them.

So when Bee's talking earlier about just dumb mistakes on the Niners part, like this is embarrassing. Yeah, but that's also weird. Yeah, I don't know. It's, it's, it's weird. They didn't know that. Yeah. But what's weird is that Kalashenian, cause you'd want to play defense first.

So, you know exactly what you have to do in order to win the game in over time. You don't want offense first. Not like back in the day where if you score, whoever scores wins. Like if that team scores, you get the opportunity to score. So you want defense first. Absolutely. They won the toss and picked the offense first, which is very strange. Oh, really?

So explain that. So you, because you're going to want to know exactly what you have to get in order to win the game. So if you win the toss, like defense, so if they only score, if they get three points, then we know the game's over, we score a touchdown. Yeah. Which was odd to me too, because I think they thought if they scored, they won.

But each team gets a possession. Unless it's a safe. I like that though. I don't like sudden death. I like when each team gets a possession for sure. Yeah, I like college overtime better, but. My God, it was a crazy. I can't believe they won again.

It's crazy. Man. Where he goes, Kyle, the fullback, he's a baller, said he assumed the 49ers asked to receive when they won the toss because that's what you do in a regular season. When a touchdown wins the game, guess that's not the case, I don't really know the strategy.

It was a great game. I thought it was a great game. Chris Jones, man. Interesting. Phenomenal. How are you going to be at that level and not know what the rules are, though? Well, bet they know him now. Is that it? You want one more? Yeah, sure. Oh, this one. I thought this is pretty cool. This is from stoner sports network. I'll just play it. The guy he talks over it is actually

the craziest thing I've seen all day at Ole Miss taken on number one South Carolina. And let me tell you folks, this is bigger than basketball. He out of the frame, but peeps shorty on defense right here. Watch what happened when she fall. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Her whole wig didn't fell off her head watch again slow mo look like South Carolina player tripped over her hair this is honestly insane craziest part about the whole situation is this was way bigger than the basketball everybody on that court felt shorty pain they all circled around to help her opponents team I love those girls for that he was on

her side that's not seeing you expect to happen during the basketball good for those girls don't know I'm in now about the game know that ref right there looking like can we please hurry this up also cool If they found some humor in the situation you can see they laugh and smile I hope I was the only one that really ain't give a fuck looking like yes You need a better hairdresser because that shit ain't moving her down over there Just trying to figure out what the hell is going on like you said what now was from competitiveness to instant compassion I'm gonna I seen a lot of basketball and it's a first for me. Hey Cardoza thought that shit was funny as hell. That is actually insane. See some new every day.

He did fix her wig and continue to hoop. This is actually the- I love that. That's so cool. Teamwork! That's cool. Stop the game! Somebody's wig came off. Crazy man. Come on man. Unity. Unity is right. Unity man. I like that though. The question is would dudes do that for each other? No. Dudes wigs aren't going to fall off. But if they said the equivalent of something, I don't know. I like that. I think the guys were all like, Jorah? LeBron had his hair done. Yeah, he had his hair done. And then they were like yelling at his teammates you're yelling at over something most guys I don't know why I'm like, yeah, you look good man. Then just laugh So you teamwork finally kid is in Austin Thursday. That's this Thursday one show only at the Vulcan February 15th finally kid is live

Yeah, baby come see me at the well February 23rd and Bakersfield rec room February 24th hunting in Beast California Then Louisville comedy club March 1 and 2 let's go breakdown comedy club after that March 8 and 9 I can't stop I can't and I won't and then I'm at the Vancouver house of comedy Check it out everybody. Alright kids. Love you