The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen Survive Hurricane Hilary | TFATK Ep. 920

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk surviving the recent tropical storm in LA, recap UFC 292, give an update on Big Gulp Barry and talk Jimmy Burke stories, Brendan's new favorite show "Down For Love", current events around the world including a Boston cop going down a slide, Kid Rock caught with a Bud Light in his hand and much more!

Yes we did, cause we got candy again It's the fight only in the kid This is really the fight only kid Come on baby Handsome chin Handsome chin It's looking muscular, looking good with those tats You know what I'm saying?

Still drinking Still drinking It's the rightest liver you got to On the weekends Can't give your liver the all the time off Your liver is losing the round of life, kid I don't need a liver liver just clean your body? Yeah, I get another one getting another one.

What's going on big goldberry? You know what buddy? How about Obama? How about big ol' Barry now more more information coming out? Oh, I sent you that. Which is a bitch in. What? What's funny is I post the big ol' Barry bit

from the show on social media and becomes such a political thing. Where the woke laugh gets all upset. Like this isn't a left or right. This is fun. I just did gay man. Yeah, that's all I don't care. It's not a big deal but your president. I think it was a great president. I mean, I made a lot of mistakes. I don't know the issue with him as a president. He's one of the best, most professional presidents we had. Probably the best speaker. Yeah. I'm all for it. This has nothing to do with that. This is past him running the freaking free world. They come down to the gay, you know, some fun with it. It'd be called Berry Time. He was a regular at a man at a gay bathhouse. Now, whether he was doing anything,

I mean, I'm sure he was. Sometimes you go and you went out. I sent it to you, the group chat with you. You just went out. You sent it it to Chen so they know what we're talking about. It's very interesting to me that this is, this is a, I said it's interesting how it's coming out now. I told that in the group chat, I'm like, you know where it's coming out now? This is what's fun.

I said this way, also I said nobody's safe. Left, right? Nobody's protected. No. Once they pulled that card on Trump, and it's like, all right, transfer. At least the Hounds. Obama sucks dick. Like he's like, what?

Well, hey, I'm not even running. Like don't care, Hillary, you're next. Let me ask you a question. When he was president, I think he was my age. Now, you would be talking to him, and you'd be very respectful and be Obama. And in your wildest imagination, would you ever think that in his mind

as he's talking to you, he's gone, I would love to get me some of this. 100%. In that case, he's gave off that to you, he's gone, I would love to get me some of this. 100%. In that case, He's gave off that vibe. But do you see, I just sent teaching. Do you see his brother, someone that him and his brother, I guess, don't get along,

because he says now he's fake and someone goes, does he like man and he put the F word. He's like, yeah, my brother's a, yeah, what? Yeah, his brother, yeah, he has no his brother. I don't know, I don't know. He's all confusing, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, yeah, his brother. Yeah, he has no his brother. I don't know how to talk confusing. I don't know But it's a it's just a bum. It's nothing political. It's not that we're right or left or conservative left right None of that stuff. We probably no this is just if Trump if it came out Trump or DeSantis or

Mike Pence was doing this stuff we hear everybody can get these jokes. Yeah. So is that Washington, Senator Obama, member of Chicago Game Man's Club? Now, now, Wayne's... So it's in 2017,

Washington, DC based investigative journalist, Wayne Mattson, made a shocking disclosure, a concern, Obama's membership in a man's country homosexual club in Chicago. The former president was allegedly nicknamed Bathhouse Barry. Uh-huh. A big ol' Barry. Here's a thing. We be big ol' Barry. Yeah.

Don't try changing your nickname. Is he, is he, is he, I guess he's an investigative journalist. Yeah, but I guess he was like, oh, which is chief of staff, Rahman Manual, I was also a member. Whoa. And boy, Bust and dude. They met at the gay bath house, probably.

And boy, Bust and dude, on each other. Well, you don't know, by a set of pun. Well, Duff David off-tell the story about a guy who was, no, no, Jimmy, Jimmy Burke, my buddy said, tell the story. He got in a hot tub with this Greek guy. And like, he's in the hot tub on a cruise and it was late at night.

And the Greek guy took his pants off and had a giant dog on him. Yeah, I'm with the Greek guy. A giant dog. And Jimmy was like, Jesus, and the guy was, and then he gets in the thing and Jim's like, all right, and we're just talking, but you know how Jimmy can talk.

Sometimes it seems like he's okay. He's a little bit, he's super animated. He's super dramatic. Well, he's very animated. He uses his mouth and I know what. You know what? You know what to. And sometimes he does this with his chest.

He starts with his chest. He's like, really? He's splays his hand. He's opening for me. For me. Now, here's the thing. The guy was handsome, strong jaw, but 185, a rocked out, a great, big action legs,

clearly an athlete, that's how I talked about men. That basically, same guy. I stole all my stuff from him. And he goes, he was talking to the guy, and the guy just kinda like, yeah, he's talking, and he just felt the guys have foot, kind of sweep his leg, just accidentally on purpose, just like, for Jimmy though, you hot tub lit

in my room, I'm like, who's him? Yeah, that's like going to a hot tub house, being an upset there's ghosts. That is. He met a Brazilian gal there, who was it? Wait, so did Jimmy talk about her? Well, on that cruise, he did not, however, it gets better because I'm happy to have you.

Did he tell the guy like, no, man, to one bro. He didn't, he just pretended like it was nothing. And then I think he got sodomized. I think I don't remember. That's a big day guys, they're gonna shoot. And then they'll know very clearly. Thank you, shot. Thank you, shot. He, on that cruise, there was a Brazilian famous famous race car driver.

I don't know if it's from Brazil, Spain, so famous for a meal one guy. And he had this, well, she was a 12 from Brazil. She was a 12 from Brazil, a 12. And the guy was a stud, the race car driver was a stud. So you see that couple and you go, well, that's, you know, and Jimmy started to talk to both of them and then he can dance and was dancing with her and he didn't, he got seasick.

So he went to his room and Jimmy was dancing with this Brazilian girl, she didn't speak a word of English. And then he had sex with her. Oh, yeah, you didn't see that coming? No. You didn't see that coming? In his room. He sure did in his room.

He was in the captain's suite, because his dad used to actually book all the crews to sleep. Oh, so they got the son out. So he had sex with her in the captain's suite, and then from that, the whole, yeah, from the whole cruise on, he was doing that every night. And while the F1 driver was just sick.

I'm sick, I gotta go back upstairs. Okay, babe, hope you're good. Oh, yeah. Wow. How about that? And he said she was a 12, but he was like, I can't believe that she's choosing me, you know, a guy who plays pickup basketball

who's a sometimes working actor. And let's be honest, Jimmy doesn't even have a eyebrows. Yeah, he's not handsome. He doesn't have eyebrows. He looks like a... He's not described Jimmy in a thousand words. He looks like a red bumpy pickle. Yeah, he...

A good body and a peace on him. Sure. Charming is all fucking get out. And a prince. And he can dance. And he can dance. The teacher kids the dance man And he's funny as fucking totally unique. It's like a cancer piece. He's an original. Yeah Well, you know, he's he's

If you're into tall dark and handsome. He's more he's more medium red and and and very very smooth He's clear, but she uh, yeah, she took him back and very, very smooth. Very smooth. He's clear. But she, yeah, she took him back. And every night, huh? Yeah, yeah, he would have, she didn't speak a word of fucking English.

Not a word. And that's one guy who has no clue. Yeah, she said something. That's not fair. They were dancing and she said, you go, you want to go drink? He goes, yeah. But the bar's closed.

She goes, we go to your room. Go room. He was like, I think this is very good. You're good now. Yeah. You ever have that experience when you're a younger man and you're all of a man. He was like, I think this is very good. You're going down, yeah? You ever have that experience when you're a younger man and you're all of a sudden you're like, this girl likes me. I can't believe the same thing.

That's the original Jimmy Burke, that's not. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I told you what Jimmy was like. That's Jimmy Burke from... There he is. He's a handsome kid. Come on.

Yeah. That's his eyes. There he is. Irish is the day is long. Yeah. Irish as the day is long. Yeah, Irish as the day is long total neck There he was when he was younger Just kind of that was just really white Easy so white. Yeah, well, he's yeah, how's your how's your flight?

Great right all over. Oh hey that hurt first of all guys. Is everybody okay? I'm too okay. I Do be fairly digging dice your dicing some spots. Like, my street is a disaster. As in what, there's some water? Oh, I wish that. No, it took the road, it took the road and moved it. It's a disaster.

Now, it wasn't a level five hurricane, I was. I was never gonna see it. It was raining. It got taken down to, I think, just a level two tropical storm. It was raining, raining. Rain, rain, rain. It was never going to see it. You got to take you down to, I think, just level 2. No, no, no. It was raining. Rainy. Rainy hard.

Rainy. No, I mean, it was raining hard. Yeah. Yeah, you're out of dinner. You okay? Yeah. It's going to be tough to get on my driveway. I'm not going to lie to you.

No, be all jokes aside. No, no, no. My street is like, I'm on my street. No, you're not going down like this in the road. I know what it is. The road is gone. So it's a problem, dude. How did you route the road going?

I guess all the water flooded underneath it and moved it. Try lying. I swear on my line. I'll take a picture for everybody and you do that. I promise. We're gonna do that. The road's gone. I'm telling you.

Broke it, wash away, sir. Dude, part of the road is gone. Yeah, I'm getting angry now. You know, I'm getting real mad now. I know. It's annoying. So, hey, but everybody else is fine. It's just where I'm at. My ex, my ex is gonna drive the kids over.

And, you know, I don't know if you got that, that flash flood warning. Oh, it's going, eight, eight. I can't. I'm like, you're in Santa Monica. I had to go get some. It's better to air on the side of caution with these things. Yeah, well.

Now, what's the growth story by some steak for the big UFC fights what you get to yeah bro It was like you remember when we went through that Hey there Through that yeah, I know let's get the toilet paper Dude people are loading up on toilet paper water. I was like come on bro And I was like but if this does if this is a hurricane. Yeah, they're gonna be way more prepared than me I like to roll the dice though man. Well, I need is a hurricane, they're gonna be way more prepared than me. I like to roll the dice though, man.

Well, I need to start. I'm actually gonna start. I gotta get a serious prepper kit going for real. You and I should go do a prepper. You can't shoot it. No, no. No, I'm gonna get some prepper stuff. You don't have to get, you don't believe in this?

You don't believe in that. You don't believe in that. You don't believe in that. No, I didn't. But I didn't believe in that. You don't believe in this. I mean, I didn't, but, but, you didn't believe in that. You don't believe in this trouble storm. Yeah. You don't believe in any of it.

No. No. You think Oprah started the fires and why, you know what, you're annoying me, dude. Well, yeah, I mean Sam got into that. Oh, Sam, he tried to tell me it means Sam did a show. Yeah. For the North Hollywood comedy festival,

we were there back. I'm about to get on stage and go, dude, you see these fires? I know it's terrible. Man, it was, dude. You see like Oprah's house and stuff is fine. The other one's like, stay up, we're there back. I'm about to get on stage and you go, dude, you see these fires? I know it's terrible, man, it's too. You see like Oprah's house and stuff is fine. The other one's like, stay up, Sam stop, stop, stop. Tell me when I get back.

I don't wanna fill my head with this for you on stage, dude. Just save it, dude. Yeah, save it. I don't think she's behind it. No, he would save it. I'll entertain it. He would say that she and all the, all the, they, the land grab they say.

It's a land grab But somehow they were able to control the fire and I said and the CIA apparently can control the weather So there's a lot of talk going on that drives me nuts But they have those grasses a lot of dry grass. That's not indigenous to I don't want to get into I don't know I was thinking that when you were talking about how the rains got to you How the people in Hawaii might be a little annoyed here What do you mean? You know tropical rains

And Hawaii did you see those videos that were them in the water that was Armageddon? Why would people why would Hawaii be about me? Well because they just went through that insanity that the real fire real fire Yeah, that wasn't a storm That was a fire. Yeah real damage. What's that deal with the trouble storm here? He's saying you're complaining about your street disappearing while Hawaii's going through the fires. No, no You didn't think it was real my street got ruined fuck You're also well, you don't think Hawaii would be upset at that. I think you're a fat liar Just like you said you saw fucking mountain lines. Yeah, I'll take a picture

I'm telling apart much you why would that's ain't a fun story. That's stupid That's just stupid. Yeah, I don't like your story. I know But don't you think why'd be more mad that you don't think like you're complaining and there are where people affected by this storm You don't think that was except more people than me, no, I think my wife was really terrible. I stand with Hawaii. Did you donate? You clearly were like, why me? Why me in my street?

No, it doesn't happen. It's funny because I texted Ali and Marshall. I wanted to do a stand up thing to benefit Linnea. So we should do that. Yeah, the standard things take a while to get rolling. They need money now, bitch. Yeah, but we can do a quick one. I get an idea.

The two grand aisle you guys saying, donate that to Hawaii. That kid, that's a good segue. Donate that to Hawaii. Can we bet five grand? No, I've never bet five grand on that. No, no. We bet five grand on Pierra,

Izzy, which I won. No, I won. Oh yeah, you did win. No, stupid. You're stupid. Oh, you're stupid. But I won. This one didn't I? Yeah, still on, which I won. No, I won. Oh yeah, you did win. No, stupid, you stupid. Oh, you stupid. But I won, this one didn't I? Yeah, still in me, three grand.

No, no, I'm up three grand. No, no, no, we're even, what are you talking about? No, no, no, no, because Izzy was five grand. This is two grand. Oh, get the fucking money that you need from FEMA after your road disaster. Hey, here's my thing with that. Do I call the city?

I need to be sure you have to. What? What? Hey, for's my thing with that. Do I call the city? I need to be sure you guys. Like, hey, for real, who do I call? Who do I call for that? I'm sure they have bigger fires to put out, don't put in dendin. Please call the city and we,

who do I call? Please record, hey, you kind of watch a bit of my, when you see your left, you kind of watch a bit of the road away. You guys want to take care of that? They're like,

are you kidding me, dude? It's hilarious. Good luck in LA, because it's really efficient. Don't be right out. We'll be there in four years. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of work. Did you watch the fights? I did watch the fights.

I did. Where were you out on Saturday? I was doing a very start-trailing, right? Yeah, what was I? Stop-trailing. I was here. I was here. I was here. Yeah, I was here. I know, I know, I know, believe me.

Little much, little much. So you're gonna go through- Let's go through Saturday. Let's go through it. I felt a little bad for you, Neil Magni. God, that was tough one. You call that. I told you you can get educated stuff on him.

He's the next big, big thing. So damn talented. Big two for the division tall. Get it, everything. And striker monster. Oh big, big thing. So damn talented. Big two for the division tall. Good at everything. And striker. Monster. But confident. Confidence.

All the confidence. Unbelievable. Horrible fight for Neil Magne. Horrible fight for Neil Magne. I think two judges had it 30, 26. That is 30, 12. Was that a horrible fight for Neil Magne because he's just not on the level as a striker?

He's not at any level for it. It's just he ingares that, he ingares top five talent. He just says go through the necessary steps. Just a matter of time. It's like, yeah, it's win. Yeah. What is his background? Kick an ass.

Just kick an ass in England or in Ireland or something? Yeah, he's Irish on the England. Yeah, yeah, he's Irish. And then I want him to turn chin this on shops, I want him to fight Shoffcott next. Shoffcott. I don't know. Shoffcott.

So damn it. Who is he? He's a badass right now. Super bad. Oh, is he the Asian guy? The he looks Asian. Yeah. I got a badass.

That he's right number seven. I thought he was, was he not injured though? No, he's a pony got injured. He's supposed to fight Kelvin Gaslam. Yeah Kelvin got That do bow and practice that's gonna be a very interesting fight. Well, no, I want that to fight It's not they didn't announce it. No you can get it called out wonderboy and wonder boys like I'm good So he's six he's six and I he's a he's a top Seven you want to see Shavka because if it's striking because of you know because they're both two monsters young lions have fight now and then they'll

fight again down the road. I think they're going to wonder boy versus tomorrow's been in December I bet. Well well what's going on with Coms out. Go back to the fight for Coms out. Well what do you mean he's fighting Paulo Kusta? He is. Okay. Because there's a lot of fights for Ian Gary like that. Like Hams out it'd be good. Well, he's at 85, right? I thought, I thought, uh. Hams off at 85.

So he's fighting Paulo Kusta at 85. So he's 50, is that okay? I've got 70. Heat? I thought he fought it. No. Okay. How about our boy Chris Wydeman?

Do you see what's that one? Tough to watch. Yeah. It's 39. It's 39 come back of that leg injury. And then apparently tore some legumes in his left knee now. Fuck that. And he's still coming back like, no.

It was like, please retire. He did. He should go on Rogan's body. Yeah, and he went, look, he went through it. He fought all fight. And it's like, it was tough bargain. Yeah, and he went, look, he went through it. You know, fought all fight. And it's like, it was tough one. Yeah. But also, yes, he, could you do my favor

and toss him a bone, not Brad Tavaris coming back? The guy with remark will take down offense. It's still pretty active. Can we get him, get his comeback? Can we be cool? Could you give him like a can? Right now. Can we do that for the All-American?

It'd be nice, right? Former champ, you toss him Brad Tavaris Right now. Can we do that for the All-American? It'd be nice, right? Former champ. You taught some brats to bars. Yeah, I didn't go well. I actually think this hurts Conor Gugga's chances. And Conor came out and said that the UFC, and the, you saw this said he's not going to fight in December. He left the voice message saying they told me it's not happening.

I'm trying, I'm ready to go. I think the UFC watching Chris Wyman come back from same injury went oh no, no, no, no No, this is we shouldn't done this really yeah, so then the because that injury was so bad you never come back the same And Connor's like I'm ready to go with the sand. I can't fight and you see like no, no, we're gonna wait on this So now he's not fighting to December so hopefully fights early next year What do you think of waylay beating a shit out of that girl? I didn't see that that's the only What do you think of Waley beating the shit out of that girl? I didn't see that. That's the only fire. Oh, wow. I mean, bad news.

I mean, it just told a domination. One judge gave it to home girl, really? To Laimos. Yeah. They should be fired. What? They gave A round to Laimos. One round. Yeah. Insane. I saw the Marlon Cheeto. Cheeto is to stand around. Cheeto is to stand around.

Cheeto is to stand around. Cheeto is to stand around. But that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, Cheeto look good. But that, that, Patron Williams did a good job. It's tough. Yeah. But I had a thought about that. If Cheeto fights Sean again, they're gonna fight. Well, that's what sugar wants to do next. And, and my thoughts,

because I'm a huge Cheeto fan, of course, and also Sean. Same, I love Sean. I love Cheeto. I could argue, in any fast, I could argue that Cheeto should be next, that of course, in Agen could be next and Mirab could be next.

I can argue for any three you want. So with Cheeto, if you watched the way he fought Pedro, you know, and maybe because Pedro just different height and stuff, he was kind of standing right there in front of him and he was, you know, exchanging. I think that strategy would not be favorable if you were to fight so badly.

That's what Cheeto does though. Apply pressure, bounces at that range and he just hits hard and everybody. He's just hit so goddamn hard. So we'll trade you two for his one. That's what he does. Like Pedro Early on was laying in volume but Cheeto was doing the damage. That's why he won the fight Pedro Early on was laying in volume, but Cheetos doing the damage.

That's why he won the fight. But Donna Cruz, same thing, firing away, firing away. Liam came over. Cheetos just waiting for that knockout. But he's a slow, slow starter. Would you say now that Sean O'Malley is just special? He just seems to give, he's one of those guys. He did it.

The reason that kind of bat on him was because he seems to have his best fights when all the Procure shows up. He shows up. That's that championship. Like I said on Chop Chop, I picked Aljo and it wasn't any knock on sugar. It was I just thought it was Aljo's it was his time still. I didn't realize this. I thought sugar was gonna be champ, just not now. It was dead wrong. Yeah, and you know, I know a couple things, one of the things about sugar is that like people think, well, he's got his flamboyant, he's got,

you know, all the, he dresses up and he's got all this stuff going. But that dude is as disciplined and as keyed in when it comes to his training, his diet and that level. They all are at that level though that see that that's not the Yeah, I hate when people say that he so disappointed. I know all of them are though every single one is that doesn't work for me And it's only in the UFC only and makes more starts people go that guy's disciplined in and have you ever been watching? I fell game the go patch were homes were really hard. Yeah, you're like, but I've heard all pros

Now I've heard from other fighters who say, like Kabibis to say, a lot of guys don't train the way I train. They only train and camp that way, right? So some guys, but Sean's that way you're around. Like all of them. Most of them are. So his Cheeto is for sure. Cheeto is for sure.

Al Joe's the same. They're all the same Al Joe. That's so weird to me. It's only in UFC where people go that guys discipline dude Oh, it's the professional athlete discipline. Yeah, and then maybe we don't man Kobe works as a yeah Yeah, they all do yeah, they're professional athletes And you see they all all those top tier guys is he works as a folk and I see works is that's a given Yeah, when you're placing a bed you have Yeah, you're not gonna make it

John's the only one where the kind of but not now now he's dialed in but now it's a different game now It's the money. It's more professional. Yeah, so many young lions like that guy my child Gary could come to him Not ready see what happens savage. He did open open workout in a bar the night before. I know. I know. It's not confidence that kid is. But O'Malley is, he's special. His timing, everything. Everything is considered.

He also had a, remember, you also got to give, you have secret it. Sugar had a year to prepare for Aljo. Give him one year, he knew he was gonna find him, they gave him a full year to work on the timing, everything. Aljo took the fun, remember remember he didn't want to fight right away. He won more time And he was injured Yeah, we're gonna keep like my shoulders not 100%

I don't want because remember after being Henry and he's like no, let's do it next year You see you know what you're like fighting boss. He's like I don't want to do this remember It's sugar. I'm not taking anything away from how to share your engine, too Apparently, yeah, it sure a danger too, apparently. Yeah, it sure goes into the fight. Couldn't wrestle him. Yeah. But to those who both of them, but I'm just saying,

the UFC, you know, we know who the UFC want to win. As a champion, you as a champion against him, I'm not ready to fight. They can. And they'll just go, okay. You can, you have to, Aljos just never got along with the UFC really. He's just, like when the crowd was booing him,

he owned fuck, Aljo and the road was like, man, what is it going on with this breath? That's so fucked up. Yeah, he's such a good dude. Like, don't say that about him. He's also a champion. You know, Hard is to get to be, you know, Hard is to be Aljerman Sterling,

you know, Hard is to get to that level. Like, what are you doing? If I'm Aljor, I'd rather have that than them not care. Like, just some champions, not a long time, but there's been champions before, people just don't care. Yeah, they just not care. You want either to be love or hatey. You want to be in the middle.

Yeah. So for Algebra, he's hated. That's all good. That's still tuning in. When you lose, it's, you know, so- Is he getting automatic rematch now? I don't think so. Yeah.

You see, because if it was different, even though- They like Sean at that. They like Sean, the Cheetos fun matchup. Yeah, Sean's good for business. Cheetos is a great match. Cheetos is just colorful. Those two are Cheetos a star too? He's a star. I think they're gonna go Cheeto,

Cory Sanhagen, then Morab. I think it'll put Morab on ice. Oh really? That makes sense. I understand. Again, if you have to see if you're Dan or what would you do? Business! I want the guys gonna grapple them down

and be your champion with grapples. I mean Rob speaks English, but it's not fantastic, but he's also not the same caliber of guys as far as Starquan or the sugar. So if you're your sugar, it's colorful. And it's not like Cheetos easy, it's not like Cory Sanding's easy, but those are fun or matchups.

It's just what you gotta do as a business. Yeah. So I did hear it on Anakin Florian, the podcast that Ray Longo was in the locker room with with the Aljemy and then Sean Shelby asks, Aljemy, do you want a rematch? He said, yeah, we want the rematch. So there is talks about a potential rematch instead of... I would dare. I think you, I do usually side on the era of he deserves it.

Yeah. How long was he champion? Absolutely. Arguably the best of all time. If the deserves it. Yeah. How long was he champion? Absolutely. Arguably the best of all time. If anybody deserves it's him. But now should go to fight in December though. Who would you rather? So is Alder going to cut that way in December?

That's tough to. Who would you, who is besides Alder, who is, who would you say, Sean, Sean's biggest? Rob Maram. Yes. What about Sayhu? I don't know what Aljou did to Sayhu. Dohdo. And so he does older how about how would them oh exciting fight Exciting fight San Hagen San Hagen is the funnest match that she does fun too. Yeah, there's a story there They beat him before they don't like each other. Yeah. She should go on the mic.

She don't want to night. Was it boring? Was it boring? Let's do that in December. I love it. They go, well they had to. I was a man winning the first round. And he goes, really?

How'd they score the stack? I was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you give them the first round. The first round was weird. And I didn't realize how big sugar was either. I'm like, oh my god, he's way bigger than Aljo. Aljo's big, like, my size.

Aljo's like wide because all that weight, like small. And like you said, he just didn't realize like the timing and the movement of sugar, it's tough. When he did some, quote unquote, flow grappling with Tim Walton and sugar. And this is weird, they bring me in. I'm just, it's me, the three of us. And I'm doing flow grappling.

Yeah. And. I still know his waist a time. Yeah, it's so fun though. And Sean, Sean was so like, there's this nice and fun. But Sean feels like a piece of just metal. He's just piece of metal. And my size roughly my size. That's big four of 35. I mean, probably walks at 165. Yeah. Yeah. But you got to tell peace on. It's good for the UFC. Tell peace. Also, I've never seen the UFC ever in the history of UFC release the full knockout.

Ever. Never. Full main event. They release the full main event. Yeah, full main event. The night of the fight. What do you mean? Or at least a day after or something like that.

Oh man, I saw it right away. Yeah, right away. Everywhere. Social media. You two, you two to entire fight on you I think two things here you correct me if I'm off on this chin. I think one I don't think the fight so like they thought and I also think too that Sugar's audience is younger similar like a Jake Paul so they legally stream the fight

So they wanted to get it out to the masses. I mean, look, here's our star. Here you go. Here's the free fight. You're like, damn, the night of. So I think it's smart by the you see, because they're going, it's going to get out no matter what. We might as well be the ones that get out and set all the legal streaming, because the younger audience, I guess. Otherwise, why would they do it?

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Anything, anyone? Yes, far as the numbers though, I did hear their stats was like, it was the biggest bantamweight thing, but that doesn't mean, I don't know how much weight that is, you know, the biggest bantamweight paper. They're saying it's the biggest bantweight paper. That's what I'm hearing.

Co-headlining, or yeah, because they're co-headlining it, because Weile and the other girl, they're not bringing numbers. I'm surprised that Willie isn't bringing big numbers in China. They said she brought 1.9 billion social media like, China get a tweet.

Yeah, that's not. China tweet. That's a lot. Yeah, but that doesn't equal baby you buy in America, which doesn't make the money. It doesn't, that's right. In China, it's free, I think. Right. Or they don't show them at all. In China, it's free, I think. Right.

Or they don't show them at all. They just assume she's undefeated. Turn the lead, turn just undefeated. Well, she's got, they only one person like Scott Weilay's number. Rose, yeah. That goes gives you an idea of how good roses. You said you trained with her.

What, why do you make that face? I don't think rose is the same now? I don't think rose the same now I don't think she's pretty. It's not into it. Yeah, it's tough It sounds you know sounds like she's dealing with that stuff What is she and wayley's gotten a lot better her grappling's gotten a lot better since then Well, I think taught you on a swarz a beach to shit out of her out of wayley really she ragdolls her. Yeah Because because of her what wrestling. Yeah What is what is going on with Rose?

She's going up a weight class though. She's going up, she has a fight. You said that she's like a insane athlete too. She's super, super athlete. Yeah. I'll ask you a question, man. Yeah, do you want to fight? I watched everyone except for the way they want.

Which I'll go on. What we're doing during that. I don't know. Hey. And I don't care. It's, we're all friends here, dude. I watched all the fights. You did?

I promised you. I did. We'll have on the other ones. Well, I watched, uh, name it one other fight. I'll watch the main event. Sure. I watched the, uh, Name it one other fight. Don't bring it up, Jim. I watched the main event. Sure. I watched the, uh, Machado Garry fight. I watched, um, I watched some of the, the wide-man stuff.

I didn't watch the whole thing. I just, he was getting his legs. He was on the main card. Keep going, though. I know. He was on the prelims. I watched, uh, two other prelim fights. I'm saying, I'm top fighters. Yeah, I'm saying on the main card though. The main card I saw the main fight. You saw the highlights of those?

I saw the whole fight. I watched the whole fight. I watched the whole fight. What would you like to know about the entire fight? The title fight? The one they released for a fight. I watched the whole fight. Now how did you score the black share fight? The one they released for a fight. I want to know. Tell me about it.

Now, how did you score the black share fight? The what? The black share. The black share? Yes. What's that? Where's the Batista? On the main card?

That's the one fight I made. I thought you missed way light too. The coming of it. I watched. I did miss way light. So let me get this straight. You only saw the first fight. And the, yeah.

In the last, yeah. But you came back, you only fucked up, right? Because you came back and said you were seeing Gary fight. Which was in the middle of the card. Yes, because I can explain that. I was on a plane back from Vegas. So you were streaming the pay-per-view from your phone? I had it streamed.

From your phone? It wasn't on my phone. It was on my it was on my phone I'm telling you I can explain I can break down the entire first fight the film. All my life Yeah, it's all over it's all I saw it all fight so the first round was no I know you saw the main event. But the main event I knew proved this. That I watched, that the main event I knew that Al Jermaine was in trouble when I saw Sean stop that takedown.

And I went, hmm, interesting now. No, I know you watched the main cars, the main fight. But I watched the Ingari, Neil Magni, I watched all the three pre-Limp fights. And how did you feel with In Gary's behavior? I did understand why he was giving him the finger and stuff. What was that about? Because he got mad that the Magne said something. Yeah, that's a mad boy.

But why? The In Gary didn't do it. The Magne stepped in. Magne wasn't even supposed to fight him. There was an interview before the fight. I don't like when you give him something in the finger after every round. Neil Magnet, he said something to the effect of,

once you become a father, you learn how to what bass and I'm gonna what is asked like how I do my kids. Not exactly like that. So he can get me ran with it. He beat his kids and he was like, I'm gonna beat the show this guy. He's a kid beat. I think it was just a product of Neil Magnet

not being good at shit talking. It was just making that bad reference. And then these young kids run with it and he was like, no, oh fuck. Yeah, that was, I didn't like that. And also, I just don't think Inge needs to do that. I don't either. Well, here's a problem.

Inge was outclassing the shit out of him. And really fucking his legs up. And then when you see that and you see him like just, I mean, literally Magna just didn't have an answer and didn't even, I don't even think he threw a pun. I don't think he landed a pun. And the problem with that is that then you're giving him the finger, you're talking about a guy who has 31 fights in the UFC.

He's talking about a guy who is a true, first of all, he's a good guy. I've never heard anything about him. He's such a nice guy. He's also like a class act. He's also like, he's been there way longer than Ian's. He's a vet. He's a vet.

So when you're giving something a finger like that to me. I'm saying military vet. Yeah, probably. Yeah, he's in the army. Yeah, well that's another one. So you're giving him a finger. You don't need to do that. He's a nice guy.

It's low class. It's just Ian Gary. Yeah, he's bummed me out. But if people say that's what, like, he's always been that way since he was a kid. He's a pro-wrestler. Part of that's why he's, you know, he's a killer and it comes with your personality. But I think as you get, as you mature, he's always been that way since he was a kid. Part of it's like why he's, you know, he's a killer and it comes with your personality.

But I think as you get, as you mature, he's a young man. How old is he? 25. He's 25, that's what I'm talking about. 25 is a killer. But as I would say, as this coach or somebody's older, I'd say, hey, Ian, you're awesome. You don't need to do that.

And you're setting an example now. Now, his idol is Connor. I know. But Connor's gotten worse through the end. Right, so that's, I would say to him, be as good, you can be a prince, you don't need to do any of that. You can be a killer. But that's just not easy.

You want people to be authentic. You can be a shit talker, you can be colorful, like Sean O'Malley, but you don't have to give somebody the finger, especially a veteran. I agree, it's what you're gonna beat in a break., but you don't have to give somebody the finger, especially a veteran guy. I agree. I like that. I like that. I don't like that.

I personally, I think that's not a good thing. You just have yourself a little magic, man? Yeah, I did, man. Yeah. That's what happens. How you feeling? I feel great. It just hits you.

Like, what? I just had, I feel amazing. I have a sense of love. I think the last time I did this late of a pod is when I did jelly roll. Jelly rolls later, but yeah. It's me, Jeff, die, and jelly roll. Late pods.

It's late pod. Oh, do you know I started watching? You might love on the spectrum. Respect them of love, whatever it was. Where's the kids with, you might as kids around the spectrum, spectrum. Respect to my love, whatever it was. And where's the kids with, you remember those kids around the spectrum, they're trying to find love. There's a new one called Down for Love.

I know. And I'm not watching. You should. No, it doesn't mock people down, so. I know, but I just don't. Oh no, it's cute. No, no, no, it shouldn't make you sad. It shouldn't make you sad.

That dude on the right, that girl on the left doesn't have Down syndrome. What? No, she has something else. But she that dude on the right speaks five languages. He's smarter shit writes the most fire poetry you've ever seen, dude. This dude is fire.

He's a professional photographer. He's crushing it. Five languages. His poems, date one. He's like, I love you. He speaks in like a I forget where he's from I forget where he's from but he's he may not be he may not have downs. He's hey hey hey hey hold on Full blown down relax look at him full blown down be cool. You're seeing it. I never seen this like you didn't see the Paper he's a speak five languages or does he? No, he speaks five languages, straight up. He speaks five languages, but his poems are so intense.

Dude, 30 minutes to know this girl goes, can I read you a poem? She goes, yeah, dude, he was like, I want to fill your lips on mine. He was, I love you forever and ever. I want to, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. And you're like, God, pump the brakes, bro. But these kids with downs and the kids on the spectrum,

they're in dude. They make that connection like seahorses. So they make that connection and it's forever. You wish you had that love. Dude, you wish you had that love. Good for them. That's right, the car was big in me. Yeah, this dude, don't fuck around, bro.

This dude, a real Casanova. Real Casanova. Then there's another dude, there's another girl, and she's an actor, and she's full blown down. So her story's sad. Her mom passed away. Her grandma midway through the show has a heart attack. It's, that one's sad. Super goes to grandma.

No, you should though. She's super cool. But they pair up with this kid who, he's like the frat bro. He's a frat bro with downs, and he's just too much. And they're like dancing. He's like the frat bro. He's a frat bro with downs and he's just too much. And they're like dancing. He's like shaking his dick and the instructors like, is that too much for him? She was a little much.

And she's like, can't you, if you can't just take it down, you can't though. Can't style won't style. And then they get her on her own. And they're like, is there a connection? It was no, we're friends.

Now I can't even tell them. She's like, no, I think it's better if somebody else breaks his heart, not me. Wow. Yeah. They're just savages, dude. Yeah. They know right away.

What do you hear the word friends? What is development level at that age? I mean, I, some of them are stuck, and I looked it up because I was curious about Down syndrome. Yeah. And some of them are like stuck at like eight year old, ten year old, and then some are advanced. Yes, some are advanced. And then there's a misconception that people with Down syndrome die early?

No, no, no, no. I think the average life expectancy of Down syndrome is 60. Okay. But for this one's crazy. If an African American Down syndrome, average life expectancy is 30. Oh, no. Not weird.

Why? I don't know. 60 is very young, though, isn't it? It's not that far off. I think 12 years from the normal, 70, I think the average, look up the average life expectancy for just... 79, isn't it?

I don't know. See what the average life is. 68 bad. Didn't you think it was way earlier? It's, I thought they died at like 40. Less than four years older than me, sir. You older shit, right? It's like my buddy the other day was saying,

well how old are you, 60 now I go. I fucking, no. Should look up the normal life expectancy. Just a regal person, what do you mean? Yeah, a regular person, bro. I thought it was like mid 70s B. It might be. Of women, of a normal person.

You could just buy a person, you know. You can't do eye states, you can't have to put more. 73. 73, dude. So it's only three years or 13 years more Man, I only have 13 more years to go a little more than that 20 years, but well no I got 13 years Don't look at me like you're fucking sad. Don't look at me like that. It's tough. I had no way But that's I know we're down to them 60s not not terrible the normal 13 more

73 but you think people and then there's nothing about Down syndrome women cannot babies 60s, not terrible. The normal is 13, more. 73. But you think people, and then there's something about Down syndrome women can have babies, but not with Down syndrome men. There's only been like three cases ever, because they're even as sperms a little off. They don't swim the regular. So, but if a regular Down syndrome,

if a regular person without Downs has sex with someone with Downs, they can get that woman pregnant. The more you know. Interesting. And then there's certain on the spectrum where, depending where they're at, mentally where they can live on their own, be self-efficient.

But for the most of them, you got roommate for life. You got roommate. Me and my girl were talking like, can you imagine man? Those parents got to bless them. The patients, for life. Me and my girl were talking like, can you know what I'm saying, man? Those parents got to bless them. The patients, they have to. My mother tells a story of her one of her good friends. She's got two interesting stories about this.

One of her good friends went, they went to a psychic in Lebanon in the mountains. Seems legit. And this woman wouldn't take money. Because she was afraid if she took money, she would lose her ability. So my mom was like, that's interesting. So she went, they went to the psychic.

In the mountains. And the woman said, she looked at my mother and she said, you're gonna be fine. She didn't look at me. She goes, you're gonna have a good life. She said, you have a guardian angel that's about the size of this building. And so the psychic have downs?

How's this relationship? She looked at the other her friend and she said, she looked at her hand and she said, you're gonna have a child that you have to take care of the rest of your life. Meaning downs. And her kid had downs. Damn.

And that while, it's really interesting, like stuff. It was crazy. Then there was a woman. She had another friend who was diagnosed with terminal cancer. And she had two small children. And she looked at the doctor. My mother was with her. And she looked at the doctor and she said,

doctor said, you have to get your things in order because this is very, very, this, unfortunately, there's nothing we can do. And you know what the woman said? She goes, no. And then what happened? And the doctor said, what do you mean? She goes, I'm not going anywhere.

I have my children and I have to be here for it. So I won't be going anywhere. So my mother was like, well, we can get a second opinion. She goes, I'm not getting a second opinion. And she went to a monastery. She went to a nunnery up in the mountains of Lebanon again. And she, she died at 80. That's not bad.

No, I mean, or she died at 85. She beat the cancer. She went and prayed. She went and prayed for 10 days and came out. And, you know, this is interesting things. Very interesting. All across the board. Now, the lady in Lebanon was at 10 days?

I don't know. I don't know. But those stories are true. Yeah. I don't like them. Your mom has some bad friends. Come in with your fishing net. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't like it. You take your probe and you start probing around. Yeah, things have fish. You start going. So should be canceled by a prey? I don't like that you dip your stick in my pond and get all and start poking for fish. I like the temperature. Because these fish are full of shit. You try and get all and start poking for fish. Well, I like the temperature.

Because these fish are full of shit. You're trying to get, I like the temp. You're trying to see if my pond's fishy. You're looking for a fishy pond here. Yeah, man. I'm telling you there's no fish in my pond. No, I know what you're saying. And I'm not believing it.

Get you stick out of my pond. Why can't you just take the story? Won't your mom go to psychic in the Northern Hollywood? Because that's not where they're at. This was in Lebanon. She didn't take any money. Yeah. Yeah. She said, you're a son.

You're gonna have a son who's a sometimes working actor. Oh. Come on, wait. All right. All right. He's a so good on the road. Not great. He's gonna sell just, hey, you know what?

And your mom goes, does he have to show? The computer, she goes. Now, now, I just told you. Now, here's the thing. He's gonna good on the road. Not great. He's gonna sell just, hey, you know what? And your mom goes, does he have to show the... He has to show the... She goes. Now, now, I just told you. Now, here's the thing. He's gonna sell well. He's got some furniture on here this weekend. We're doing pretty well.

We got Salt Lake City in the next weekend. Doing pretty well. It's like it's going out. That's all we got. We got some theaters. We got some theaters. We need help. BrianCow.com.

Need some help on the theaters. Might not be a theater act yet. Yeah Psychic you know what I'm still young and I still got time. Oh, Dude, they could I mean Lüydian pop for 20 years Yeah, that's right. I was to say man Sometimes it doesn't work out buddy That's all relative. I think it's working out for you. It's all relative It's all relative. I practice that every day. I'll bullshit us.

One thing I never used to do. Now I wake up and I just look at what's great. Gay. What I have. Gay. Nothing has anything worse. I wake up my toes at the ground. I think God damn it. Gay. Another day of relationships.

We were even finishing. Gay. My buddy Timmy used to do that. I If we even finish it. We even finish it. We even finish it. Yay. My buddy Timmy is just like, I believe we have a conversation. And like, you know me, I'd like, I'd get an opening and I just open up. I mean, you know, it's funny because my dad traveled a lot.

So I didn't see him much. I was one of him impressive. So I would, he'd come in and I'd, I'd have a joke or I'd recite a movie and stuff. And Timmy would just go, yeah, you're 60 minutes in stop. I gotta, I'm high for fuck. I need three things, three things you're grateful for, go.

Yeah. There's a gay, gay. I don't know you can do that anymore. Just clip your wings, your shirt can. You can? I'm not gonna tell him. We can do it. Yeah, you're fine.

No way's listening. I keep telling myself I'm gonna do a little that, nicotine. All right, you're already double No, he's listening. I keep telling myself I'm gonna do a little that Nicotine, yeah, you're any job when it man with that heart The old bum ticker bum ticker it a bum ticker That's remember that was when I went when that girl had we were in Seattle and that girl had to have her phone on because she had a camera on her dumb dog that was 27 years old.

It couldn't see. It couldn't even walk. It was on a couch and it had to her operations. She brought me to the show. And I'm like, you got your dog with a bum ticker. Good going anytime. You were dying. That's a bum ticker on Azing.

I was like, look, he's dead. Nope. He moved. You know, this dog was on like in heaven's way to her room, dude. He's like, I don't know on that thing. Boom, ticker. I go, looks like he's dead. Nope, he moved. Dude, this dog was on, like in heaven's way to room, dude. Just, he's like, I don't know what we're doing. I was like, why did he have a comedy show? Oh, God, I was like, God, get a kid, dude. What was that theater called in, yeah?

I don't remember. That was a long time ago, but I was like, you know, me, I got bored. I was like, what are we doing? Oh, I know, she's giving this song story about the dog. I thought, we've done that a couple of times when we were just sitting there with people, and I just got? I know, she's giving this song story about the dog. I thought we'd done that a couple times when we were just sitting there with people and I just got to start fucking,

I made it in Austin, I had to have a walk. Let me wear high, but yeah. Oh my God. I was about to fall in love. I was saying. Me neither, so funny. Oh my God. All right, Tim, what do you got, bud?

All right, this is not a big deal, but Kid Rock was recently at a, I guess his buddy's concert. What? This is a huge deal. I don't know what? Holding a Bud Light can. Dude, after he shot it up like four months ago.

Was that before or after? Maybe I've known, maybe had no options. That's what people are saying, like that's the only thing there, but still he's just wanna pull through. You think you would be like, I can't, if they're like, oh, we have his Bud Light, he's like, I gotta have some bare man, like oh, he has Bud Light's,

I don't know. Can you bring in a plastic cup? Yeah, bro. Oh, damn man. If you're know. You bring in a plastic cup? Yeah bro. I would imagine. If you're gonna be that outspoken. Those far right people are like trader. That can cause some problems. For every, yeah.

Take it sales? I don't know. I mean I think people are over it now to be honest. Yeah, it would hurt bud lights. Yeah, you know, it's fine. People are like, yeah what? I mean not everybody in Budweiser should pay the price when one has hold. No, yeah. You know. I mean not everybody but Budweiser should pay the price when one ask

You know, I like ice cold There you go. Well, there are good good good people that work at Budweiser and Anisour bush didn't need a job Yes, so I don't think all of them should be out of a job because one bad one some dumb marketing lady didn't couldn't read or come If your kid rock, but but the message, they lost a lot of money. Yeah. Message sent. Message sent. Yeah, so it's a silly one here, but so do you. So do you. Temple treason.

Temple treason. Treason. Fucking Tim Pohl's ruthless treason. He's joking, though. Yeah, that's hilarious. Do you kid rocks anything, though? I haven't seen you. I was.

Well, you like I Yeah, that's hilarious. Do you care rocks anything though? I haven't seen anything else. What do you like to add to that? I know other toys, dude. So have you seen this, there's a Spanish football president. And then, so this woman's team won the World Cup. She kicked the game winning goal, dude. Yeah.

And then he just, he said he was like overcome with emotion and then I'll show you the video of him kissing her. I see, I saw this, is this a Spanish thing? Yeah, no, she just, she said she didn't like it. Oh, I don't like that either. It's unbelievable. I mean, it's a woman too. It's a coach.

Give me a break. He just, TV's just like excited. Fuck off. Damn, calls for his regs and they shouldn't fuck you. Are you kidding? But I mean, if that was your daughter, you wouldn't like that either, right? That's not my daughter. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't like that either right? That's my daughter like yeah, that's what yeah

Yeah, you can do just her everybody in the mind just her it's just these dumb ass people fuck you Coach fuck you I don't know if it's a coach is it the president of fire? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine Hey, she's fine everybody's but I made a mistake for sure I've accepted a moment of emotion. I need bad intention bad People in Ukraine, they're having a hard time. Fuck off. We saw it as something natural, normal.

Let me, did she say anything? She said she was on a live stream and then the asser, what she thought of it was, I didn't like it. That was pretty much it though. Fuck you. Relax, right? No, I'm wrong.

It's so dumb. They won the fucking World Cup. He's allowed to just get carried away. Fuck off, that's her coach. I mean, probably found a pun heavy kiss on him, but I don't think she should be canceled. I know, it wasn't like that. It was just a quick, you know.

I'm gonna kiss you like that. It is really, though, right? In America, we'd never. Zoodized rumors that it's bearers are human in disguise. I need your expert opinion. That's a sun bear I believe. Yeah, but look they stand and sit. Yeah, they're amazing.

I mean, does that look like a human? Yeah, look. Oh, that thing looks suspected. Yeah, even like the, yeah, this part here. That's Brian's ass. Look at his feet. And now look at it. Oh, I don't know. That's ass. Look at his feet. And now look at it. Oh, I don't know. No, that's right. Yeah, it looks like we're gonna look like that suit looks like it's got a suit on though. And it's all right. What people are saying. Oh, wait, let me see it again.

But is his face moving or is this stuck? Seems this is the beers just do that with their mouths just leave it open like a dumbass Yeah, my land's under It's in China though. I don't trust it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I think it might be Joe Biden I don't like it Yeah, let's go bear it in. Real bear? They are dangerous. Sun bears are fucking dangerous.

What was it trying to do? Like we had to make something. I killed a lot of people. We had to hire somebody, a slave basically. Steal him from Apple. At one point, the sagging skin around the bear's hips resembles an outfit in Paris. Yeah, it's a bag of drawers.

Huh. We, you guys think real or fake? I don't trust him. I mean, it looks. So this is black china. I guess she's been getting in shape. I don't know if I'll play the guitar. She's got real stuff on her face too.

She's looking great. But see, this right here, this has to be some stuff, right? She took the fillers out of her foodie. I'll play the video real quick. She looks good. You wanna see it? Yes ma'am, come on. Where the words?

It's strong out. She looks so much better when she got rid of that stuff. Yeah. She's definitely in shape though that. It looks hard to be mobile when you have the big fake titties and asses. Yeah. Is there some one store or have an of our going on there? I think there's some ozampic going on there and a clean diet. Ozampic a lot of people are on. Ozampic a lot of big. Yeah. That works. She was never like overweight. Right. She said the being tipped. Can I see? Can I see her when you can you scroll down see what she looked like before?

Yeah, I like her like that personally, but I don't know, but she was a happy bride. Yeah. She's more faked than that beard. What was Black China? She was a, she had a kid with Rob Kardashian. Well, she a musician or no. Rob, she's a rapper, but he doesn't look like he's been missing any meals. Rob, that's all, that's, that's trauma rapper, but doesn't look like he's been missing any meals. Rob if that's all that's that's trauma weight, dude

Yeah, that's trauma weight. What's his sisters are the Kardashians? There's a camera in your face and you're showing socks I say so what's he up to and he's really close with his dad who passed away from cancer Oh tough life. Yeah, and he's really close with Lamar Odom who almost died and his sister breaks up him So that's all trauma there. So it's supposed to be a good dude Doesn't you know how they still fill in the reality showing who doesn't want to be part of it Right if he's around doesn't get if they're around doesn't come over. He doesn't want to be part of it He got bless. He's got that. He's looks like he's a stress eater like you know Depression. Yeah, that's what that is

Yeah, been there you've been there No, I've never seen him. You know, I But he's been there? No, I've never seen him. You know, I have to be around there sometimes, but never I've never seen him. Yeah. I don't think he comes around. You know, you know the other Kardashians. Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, I don't think he comes around to the family functions. He doesn't like what they're about. Get for him. That's like, he feels doesn't want to be on camera, yeah. That's all, that's stress pounds, mate. Do you know, you have you make Kanye Yes What about him dude? Are you talked to him spent time them? Mm-hmm

He knows you are I doubt it Probably just a white boy with a face man. I might the? I'm not Jewish, so he talks to me. Mm-hmm. Oh. True. What else you got, Jane? All right, I saw this post not that long ago. This isn't hunting to beach somewhere. And it looks like it's a, I mean, it just looks like a gay couple that got into a really

hardcore fight here. Oh, when Gays fight, they fight. Ask cops. It's the worst domestic violence they stumble upon. So you see them arguing here. Oh, when Gays fight, they fight. Ask cops. It's the worst domestic violence. They stumble upon. So you see them arguing here. They're sitting right next to each other. Faces real nice and they he heads about he had butts in here. Oh, oh, that's a good head But then he punches punches him again. Damn Throwes down the relic. Look, and he's going after he's he didn't spike it spiking the chest like a vampire with the umbrella Yeah, when Gays fight Dave. It's passionate fights, spike him in the chest like a vampire with the umbrella. Yeah, when Gays fight,

it's passionate fights, dude. And look, oh, body shot, ooh, body shot, oh, oh, oh, oh damn. I mean, the other guy's not even trying to hurt him, though, you know?

This guy's just like going after him. But dude, you know what's great about this? You know what's great about this? Make-up, so. Boy, I bet they got into it though. Boy, I bet you get, they got into them brumps after this. Now, you need a guy here, size, you get those two guys off.

Those are two big boys. Yeah. I have the two lovers in the Lovers' core. I'm not getting the middle of that. Uh, I'm gonna find a circus dick. Damn, that's crazy shit though. That looks like a circus dick off. That, that look, the black guy just,

just look like he did not want to fight this. Black guy, is he having an arm bar? I don't know what he had. Looks like there's some gauge jitsu going on in the beach. Oh, I thought there's shoes on. That was a serious headbutt, man. That serious punches, too. Well, I'd love to follow up.

Well, there was a body shot, then there was a punch. I mean, damn. Well, what if he caught the other one? It looks like, yeah, I was gonna say. It looks like somebody was banging somebody else. You bad boy. Yeah Who taught Is this his page? No, this is me it's a page called me and while in Huntington Beach, so this happened in Huntington Beach

There's like two videos, but they're the pretty much the same thing. So there's no resolution I think it might be too straight guys. I mean why would you? I don't really think I watched the way watch the way they were watching watch this fight. I assumed, why would you? I don't really think they're going to watch the way. Watch the way they were watching. Watch this. I assumed that they're going to. Oh, no, they're not gay. I thought that's what it said. They're not gay. Oh, no, plus they'd have little heart breaks emoji on it. So I was giving us the impression that they're gay. I don't have to head butt and a punch. Two punches. That guy, wait, Jim, you think they're gay because they're sitting so close to each other? Their girls could be in the ocean. Yeah, look also, I say the story about

whatever's for all of them. Watch, watch, watch, um, that guy can punch, man. I don't think gay yet, I don't know, dude. If that's your boyfriend, you're not. This is a fight over, this ain't a fight over our girls. It's a fight over our girls.

Yeah, this is bad. It sounds like, that looks like a fight, maybe a fuck girl. Now he's got him in a half car, it's right there. And then he gets him an arm bar. He goes from mountain arm bar. I didn't see that. Yeah, yeah.

So when it lends up in an arm bar. I think that's a guy breaking up. Yeah, I think the other guy already let him go at that point. So red hat right here. I see you're saying yeah. Yeah, see, now he's already out. And then this guy's holding him. Oh, yeah, I Trying to get our bar, but see I just read the headline a story about a lovers coral on the beach part two damn

That's what I'm thinking is it their lovers that I can't imagine I don't know I don't see I mean we think those two are gay It shouldn't say lovers coral right? It's just say two dudes fight those are two guys that are very straight who happen to bang guys. I mean, you know, if yes, they are. You know what I mean? I think it's over the girl. You're not headbutt and a dude. Especially, especially if he didn't even take his glasses off in the headbutt. Especially if you're your ball's in. That guy, that guy, that white guy is a, looks like a tough fuck. He just looks like. Like like yeah, but he's like hitting the dude that's I hit He's used to some violence. He's done that before. Yeah, I promise you that

Are you aware of this police injury? Yes, no cop goes down the slide. My God, dude This is one of the best videos I've ever seen so funny. Just watch bryphium seen this. It's like a new slide in Boston a new slide in Boston. I did not expect it at all when I was like, oh my god, dude, what is going on? Who put that? Who built this death? Yeah. I can't think of his dumbass one, down not a kid. You could do it down there. The kids would go a hundred miles an hour. Holy shit.

Oh, shit. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Like what the fuck? And also, who goes down face first like that? He didn't smile. He didn't smile. He got fucked up. He was going down.

He was just going to his best run around. He did best, but it is. This is like, he's all shit. He's all shit. He's going down. He was just going to get spun around. He did best by his. This is like, keeps it all shit out. He's like, I said, one more time. He got knocked out or something. You see that's again. He got for sure. Yeah, he got dazed.

Because you've been down a slide. You go, so that's a burn. You just knock. Fuck. God, I'm sorry. She's trying to like go ahead, Tim. He's all my Does he say anything That's the issue I mean that's the game built for kids man

No Oh my god, they got rules Jesus oh gosh wow. Oh, let me pause this real quick. Oh, this is a new childhood football star You've heard of baby grunk. This is baby patty my homes check it out she's baby Joe Burrow oh baby Joe Burrow that's cute be your that's mine he caught one man you guys are it he caught one man you guys are it

he caught one man you guys are it he caught one man you guys are it he caught one man you guys are it why he caught one man you guys are it he caught one man you guys are it I Perfect shot yeah, bull cut The best QB ever Yeah, let that some put Joe burrow The poor cop Go ahead Tim we're waiting for you

Oh, man, this is my day That was my favorite video. So you feel so on athletic It's like it's like we got on this raft and the boat was taking us where you do this and Fucking the guy was going too fast and all of us just went fuck Like that you just you know, you like I gotta go back in. This wasn't fun. Everybody got some of those water Terrible story. Hey That's the story I was like you wonder bailout and it just said someone died But the water slides down are so intense.

You see, like, dude, like 50 stories, I'm just gonna break you down. But because the water, there's something about where the pressure, you stick to it, because gravity, but man, and that's why they say, don't jump off, step off, so you stick to the water. You jump, you're just following all those stories? Oh my god. It's too much. What is that? Is that a let me see that's bullshit? Water side. I remember the story. Water slide decapitated boy. Yeah. Oh

What? Yep, and can like it was like no, it's like oh it's a candy. Yeah. Oh, because the name sounds crazy like a verrukt Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my God. I see I don't get down with those. I don't know. It's not for me max speed 70 miles an hour in your undies. Come on, man. That's not worth it. I would always looked interesting. I don't get down with those water slides. It's too. Yeah. It took that poor boy's head. Yeah. But I heard it took it. It took his head off. How? I think

maybe you know, they're like cylindrical like that. Oh, he put. So maybe he popped up. Yeah, I left it up and then you're stressed. Yeah I think maybe, you know how they're like cylindrical like that? Oh, he pulled like that. So maybe he popped. Yeah, lift it up and then just smirked it. That dude. The rest of the kids were like, what the? I can't even think about that. Horrible. I can't even think about it.

What else you got, Chad? Yeah. Well, I didn't want to end on that, but that's. Whoa. Oh, wow. I don't think I have another one. Oh, guys, I hope you're crying into your meal. Uh, the fff.

Now this is kind of lame too, but what? The zero freaking bail policy. So you know, like all these malls are getting like flash mobbed. Yeah. Right, so that happened right over here in Canoga Park. That's a ping-a-mong. I've been to ping-a-mong, the mall, a few weeks ago.

Rogan said, let me go, it's time to leave LA. Yeah. Cause he's not, cause he used to live over. He's not as a flash mob, he's that. They eat the flat, but the, the Ellie County, they have a, a team now, a task force that they're like, they have like way more officers, way more patrol cars for the mall, but we'll see. Yeah, 50 cent were kept saying even before, once that zero bell policy came in that, you know, so that means you don't have to put post bill if you do something like vandalism

or theft, something, you know, small misdeme don't have to put post bill if you do something like vandalism or theft something You know small mr. Meena, yeah, so these guys are just gonna take over and do this constantly You're gonna make his political chin You get a kick out of me my naïve today. I My son my son said if I get a black belt and you get to where you get me a Rolex I go I'll get you a Rolex you get a black belt and you get to right ten years. Yeah, I said ten years You stick with it. That's worth the investment. That's a good one on your part 100% yeah, and do you say which roll like that? He's like you he's like he likes like he likes what he's asked for Daytona

He just likes nice watches. He saw that like the one with the blue face He saw a lot. He knows watches. Yeah, oh, yeah, it could be also he knows watches. He knows cars He knows clothes. He's like it's really interesting like he reads about it. Sounds like my son. Yeah, not yours. And it was so funny because I walk in and I go, you know, I'll just go to Rolex and get a watch. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

That's not how it works. No, it's not. My buddy, you see, the founder of Toho, he just bought a watch, he took him a year and a half, he's on a waiting list. Yeah, you have a waiting list, or you can get him secondhand market, but they're marked way up.

Yeah. It's just like the Ferrari's Lamborghini, you can't just walk in and buy him. You have to be allocated that, and then you got a, you're on a waiting list, but there's, you can get around it with some shops with a put you on the list, but you're still looking at the part of your wait.

Wow. There's ways around it though, but it's dicey. What is the, sure we could find your son one, but if he wants like a Daytona, it's gonna catch some pennies, daddy sure we could find your son one. If you want, like a Daytona, it's gonna catch some pennies, daddy. No, I'm talking about it. I'll get him a nice watch,

but like that stainless steel watch is great. Still 15 grand. What stainless steel? They have a, they have a, they have a steel watch. They have a steel watch. You get a Submariner, you get them, yeah, they're all sorts of stuff. What is the cheapest Rolex you can,

Submariner probably, just the silver Submariner. You're probably looking at, you know, probably 10 grand. Okay. See, that's the most common. See the black sub there? That's nice. This one? And that's used 10 grand.

Wow. Give me used one. Yeah. That's what my dad told me if I made, my dad told me if I made a honor roll, you get me a snowboard. And I was thinking like, I'm like, looking at snowboards. He took me to play against boards.

Give me that $100 use snowboard. Jokes on me, I didn't read the fine print. Didn't read the fine print. And that thing was marked up. But boy, it was I proud of it. Yeah, I loved that thing. Yeah. Well, I told you about some made the baseball team.

Operation Summer, complete. I didn't give in those parts of the school. New, sir. And weren't giving that away. Nope, They have the first practice Saturday kids an athlete I can see it so in that video You know see I'm where I died. You're delighted. It's not football, right? No, he wants to play football We sent him for football too, but if he prefer he gravitates towards

About her base. Oh, I don't know. That was a twister You know the black share of the guy that fought that you didn't want. Oh, this is great. This was great. Look at him. Just look at the smile on his little face. Dude, he wants to go all the time.

To the gym? All the time. Whenever we have free moments, we go all the time. And I have to pull him out of there. I think it's done. And he sees it like his favorite players, like Bryce Harper's favorite baseball player.

He sees him in a sauna. So they have a sauna at the gym. So now he wants to be in the sauna. But he had 10 minutes dude. Yeah. It's a brother all day. He's not that gym now. Just in general.

He loves Bryce Harper. And he looks like a little stud. Yeah, like they's in the gym that I'm doing it with him. So I'm like, I'm gonna bring some calories with it. Great. And let's do it. Dude, we got Covina September 8th, one night, two shows.

Coming up, dude. And then then at X Morning, we leave for Austin, we're doing the companion with Joe Rogan. And special guest, Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Eddie Bravo's gonna be in Japan, so we call this out the conspiracy bass signal to Sam Tripoli. It's gonna be good. So yeah, Rog it the South the Conspiracy Bass Signal to Sam Tripoli.

It's gonna be good. So yeah, Rogan Tripoli, Callin' a Me, baby, for Izzy versus Strickland. That'd be fun, man. So we have fun one. But the night before when Covena, Covena, Lafactory, Covena Lafactory, two shows. Can you bring up September 8th?

Yeah. I'll see you this weekend, everybody. I'm at LLL club August 24 25 26 wise guys Friday and Saturday September one and two King Center no burn Florida September 23rd And then I got Genesee theater in Waukegan, Illinois. Where Sunday September 24th. It's a South of me So pretty it's like the suburbs right near Chicago right outside Chicago. All right, it's a little north of me Yeah, yeah, so on a Sunday. I Can't Sunday. Huh? You don't know Sunday

Hell yeah, dude. I gotta push yourself right. I like it. Not bad, right? I like it I get on an early flight come back to the podcast and good Bring up mind-chin. I got gonna be good. Bring up my chin. I got Kovina with Calon, and then Spokane watching my favorite club. Spokane watching Spokane, Comic Club September 21st, 23rd. Skankfest coming up, Niagara Falls,

November 4th through the 5th. And then we have Iowa being announced in Chicago in December. Alright kids, thinkboy.com. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. He sets the looking good. Alright kids, stickboy.com. D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Your sets look looking good, buddy. Dude, well done. Well done on the set.

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