The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen talk Logan Paul vs Dillon Danis | TFATK Ep. 934

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen give their thoughts on Logan Paul vs Dillon Danis and talk Brendan's experience at a circus, Tyson Fury vs Francis Ngannou, Joe Rogan's Spotify deal expiring, Kevin Gates' controversial on stage antics, Siegfried & Roy and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code: Fighter

Yes we did, cause we got it again, it's the fight only again. This is really the fight only kid. Come on, man. Yeah! Yeah, dude. Skin weekend. Dude, I went to a circus. Oh, that's right.

What's that saying? I got a circus. It goes well, Brian. I met a circus and the air conditioning broke, broke. And now out here in the valley. It was about a hundo about a hundred and then we're at the circus at 3 p.m Off to Penga and they put it in the middle of the parking lot. Oh, that's a good time. Oh, there you go 3 p.m 3 p.m. Now I was under the impression because it's it's pumpkin season

So we go to all the pumpkin patch. Sure L.A. We do a lot of terrible things. We dominate in pumpkin patch Yeah, you there we have the best in the straight up the best in the world a lot of pumpkin pumpkins very easy to grow I'm out of jacket nights right up the street off King's great. It's it's amazing. Yeah, you have that other farm up there I forget what it's called. It's the they're like the two best in the United States. They're like a mile apart Yeah, so I thought it was like a Halloween thing By kids love the circus. Yeah, it was not cheap. No, it was like a Halloween thing, but my kids love the circus. It was not cheap. Nope.

It was not cheap. We sit down and I look at my girl like, oh, this is like a circus. Usually I said circus on me. I thought it was like Halloween. No, no, no. Oh, no. And that's a traveling circus.

Now, think about this. All family though. It's a family traveling circus. Of course it is. So the guy who I bought my nachos from was the same guy riding around a motorcycle in the steel cage with his wife in the middle. What? Yeah. It's a whole family. Excuse me.

What? Yeah. Really? I was stressed out the whole time, the whole time. They, because they bring out like a circular cage, and this guy comes out motorcycle and like, that's cool, he's just gonna go up and down the motorcycle. He starts doing that and they're like, let's add more and then they bring in a girl, his wife, she's in the middle like this,

he's going around a million miles an hour, I'm like, geez, that's not safe. Yeah, that's not safe. Let's bring more. Another dude comes like, what the hell's going on here? So, too, I'm not, my stress is through the roof. Oh, so they're doing this. I don't like this already.

Oh, but imagine it's so smaller than that. They're going way faster than that. Really? They turn the lights off. And then there's a, there's a woman in the middle, then they bring in a third day. You know, when you're watching a porno, you're like, there's no way this can fit. Yes. It fits. And I go, thank God. Imagine a second big don comes in. Like, how are we going to make this work? They make it work. Now imagine a third big black day comes. Like, how are we gonna make this work they make it work now? Imagine a third big black day comes like how are we gonna figure this out now and they'll never oh she

Navigated the law that dude. I was I want her in or into a the filthiest porn star. Yes, he's just a mom Oh, yeah, they're my favorite black dot com shot them, but then there's my favorite But so then so then then there's a steel there is a porn thing I don't know if there is but so then then there's a there's a some sort of weird Thing it's like a metal bar. There's two balls at the end and these two brothers get in there and it's so high spinning around They go outside of it and they're flying in the air, and they might have them thinking,

how much are these guys making? I know how much I paid, it's not that full. I mean, it was, it's a Thursday night at the Comma's Owned Charlotte. You feel me? It's not full. Okay. So I'm like, I'm like, they're not making too much money.

Yeah. The rent here, there's so many, there's so much staff with security, all the, everything, it's not worth it fellas. It's not worth it. I just wanna say, hey, we're entertained. Just stop. Yeah, I'll just stop.

I got my nachos, the kids are happy enough, let's get out of here. Well, were there any animals in this circus? It's illegal. So I'll tell my son, I said, when I was a kid, so you don't put your head, there's no guy who tames lions but his head and all that. See, that's the kind of cold, there's no guy who tames lions, puts his head in the mouth. See that's the kind of cold hard cash I would pay for.

Yeah. That's the shit I would pay for. I told my son I said dude circus is so different when I was kid. Oh yeah. Your grandpa's shop took me to circus. There were lions, there were tigers. There are elephant eggs. Oh, elephant eggs.

And he goes why did they stop doing that? In chimpanzees. And he goes why did they stop doing that? I said because that elephant I got sick of their shit and stomped all of them. Well, did you ever see the footage of the tigers that were being tamed and a guy rides in on a horse? He's gonna do horse tricks.

Now, the problem with bringing a horse in with even tame lions is what happens. This is called instinct. And all of a sudden the tame lion goes, oh, wait, that's a horse. Now, in the wild, I take those down. Might wanna take a look at this. Well, he does, and though, right?

There's no horses in the wild, we're Tiger Bangle Tigers. Same thing. But same thing, like if it's a deer or whatever. That's still a giant deer. It's also a tiger doing tiger shit. But if I'm, I like when the tigers and lions are open. I think that one up there. I like when they fight back.

I'm all for it. You hell yeah, use that towel and slap the horse. Yeah, we're not gonna show this. Okay, well that's what we're watching. So what we're watching is a guy rode in on a horse and the Tiger went, I'm starving. Yeah, well they're both attacking it. That's what they do in the wild, dude. That's what they do in the wild, dude.

That's what they do in the wild. That's not good. You know what I do if I'm at that circus? Well, I mean, that's just a lian and tiger do. Robo! Tigers do, that's what they do. They get underneath and they pull them down, they eat them.

Yeah, that, my circus was not like that. I would pay, look at that thing. Way more money if that was a circus. Yeah. Yeah, because now, because Peter gets involved, can't do the elephants, can't do the lines, can't do tigers, definitely can't do chips. Of course, the horse is all stuck on there, still going at them. Yeah, of course. Yeah, give a show.

Oh, dude. I like the guy with the towel. He keeps missing in the horse. Oh my God. Just just Just and they're they're hamstring Also is that the only precaution there is is a towel? That's what I'm saying the towel also if I'm the if I'm the dad of the thing like hey kids Let's get out here because students are done with this horsey 100% We're the next big that horse seems like he's okay though.

He's shaking her not. There's a lot of blood though. He probably slid his throat, okay? Poor guy, yeah. He's gonna bleed out. Still, you gotta get that horse to the vet, but they probably have to put that horse out. Still a better show than when I got.

Yeah. A better show. I would pay so much more, you see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiger didn't bleed me, he's like, dad, you're lying like, dude, I'm telling you, lines, tigers, elephants, some had bears. Bear, too. Yeah, yeah, you had a muzzle bear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no was like, you know what, dude? I'm sick of your shit, man.

And I'm sick of you making me watch you suck Roy off all the fucking time. I'm gonna rip your throat out. Well, that, he was like, you know what? Not today. Well, and you know, and you know, he probably was like, I don't like your hair. Now, here's the thing also.

Apparently, he made a mistake, and that mistake was, he fell down in front of him, and you can't do that with a tiger Apparently the tiger didn't eat him because he said he tastes like plastic well And he is made of plastic and that's the only thing that saved his life was the synthetic Taste in his mouth I Like when the stuff happens. What do you think was gonna happen?

Uh, were they lovers or something? Oh, he was ball-steep and seek-free. Yeah. Well, I think- Oh, dude, blowing those white, little bangles. Oh, dude. All right, all right. Yeah.

Yeah. No, he's slime-roy-out. Uh-huh. He's slime-roy-out. Well, but he, but don't say slime, please. He slant-clam- He tiger slime-roy-out. Oh, God.

He clamped his powerful jaws around Roy's neck. Dude clamped his powerful a-ness around his car drag drag on 30 feet off stage Again, I would pay hard cold cash to see that no no you know invagas. Yeah, oh, dude. That'd be a fantastic show He's no you know he lives by the throne just walked off stage sign me up. He died, right? No, no No, he no he survived that and came back. He did they came back Are you sure positive? You say a lot of things and I'll bring it up. No, he didn't die No, they're dead now from just are from plastic in their face. They didn't die from the tiger Well, hold on they died from Botox. I think yeah, they may have died. No, that tiger didn't kill him. Oh, pancreatic cancer. Yep

This tiger didn't get you to answer one. Who is the other one who died? That was not the one who got bit Seek for it and Roy is their names. Yes, but which one got bit? I Need you to be a little more sensitive. Does it matter? Hey, Roy, what do you do with that info? What do you do with that info? Is that Roy died? Roy, there you go.

Okay, now what? But I would like you to be a little bit more. No, no, no, no, what? We're in the weeds here now. I just want you to be a little bit more sensitive. Oh, Roy got bit crazy. Montecore attacked Roy on stage nearly killing him. But was he, wasn't he paralyzed or something?

You got messed up for sure, yeah. Oh man. Your neck isn't made for tiger bites. Your neck is not made for, for that kind of pressure. Hey, it's also what you get though. Yeah. Well, that is the thing, right? In other news, you're going to work with him.

Bites through the next slicing his vertebrae and severing an artery that cuts off the blood right side of the brain tracks oh my god yeah he uh... his next little step oh man he died after this though not because of attack but because of the cancer right how how's it no one stepped in how How are there not two young handsome blocs stepping in to get this tiger's going?

They probably learned. And also, I don't think you can do, when they were young, bring up them, bring them when they were young, they were, they were a couple, cutie parts, couple twinks. Shizzle twinks.

Shizzle twinks in the fur. Twinks in the fur. Shizzle twinks in the fur. Dude, they would get off stage and, block. Well, I don't know, dude, were they lovers? Yeah, shizzle, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks twinks, twinks, twinks, twinks twinks, twinks, got in the right with all the chains at the time. Yeah, it's body dude. Oh look at his curls. Oh Look at that fucking that tiger's like okay. Yeah, that's okay a lot of work. Leave his nose I don't like his thin mustache and his perm at all That tiger's like how many stupid papers we got to take with YouTube? They were big cat experts, dude. We had two queens. They wore open shirts and nobody knew they were gay at first.

Oh, everyone knew, though, but we just pretend. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Liberace. Yes. Okay. Yeah, Liberace was a... Bring up Liberace and take a look at him.

I always thought you dressed like, you know, powerful way. Oh, I wish. But he wears too many pretty socks. He's a gay Brendan job. Oh, he's many dress bags. He's a gay, Brendan job. Oh, he's at another level. Could play that piano though, huh? Oh, oh! He couldn't get enough decoration.

You fucking Christmas tree. What's crazy is back then, they had like stories that he was married. It was just a fake marriage because they didn't want the public to find out, but also, dude. also to everyone knew. He was a lady. And you know, you could use him as a lighthouse.

You could use him to keep- Oh yeah, he could start a fire. Yeah, you could use him to start a fire. Yeah. You know what? All that. You know what? That's an hairspray and bowtongue.

He is, he's so empowered. He could absolutely warm a small did you ever see a Matt Damon plays his boyfriend I did not Michael Douglas is I didn't I was great oh behind the cabalabra or whatever the fuck it's going on the cabalabra cabalabra can't can't I'm kind of a lot of the kind of a lot of the kind of a lot of yes the kind of a lot of fantastic oh well dude I'll watch it once a year I don't know if that makes me gay but I can't do the lava. Yeah, the candle. Yeah. Yes, the candle. Oh, it's fantastic. Oh, dude, I'll watch it once a year.

I don't know if that makes me gay, but I can't. Do you watch it? I watch that in true blood. I can't watch. I can't watch. No, once a year, true blood in behind the cap, the cabalabra. The truth is your mad game in that in this chin is fantastic. You're actually gayer than I am, and you should be a plotter.

But you know, it's weird. You know how you jack off to special forces guys, and so many of them? And black guys, black athletes. Yeah, so anybody, anybody muscular. Minds this, mind this in Jared Leto, that's it, only two. Yeah, you like, you like, you like, decoration, you like flamboyants.

I mean, you like a man with style. Of you know gay, you gotta go all this. You also like a gender b mean, you like a man with style. If you're a gay, you're gonna go all this. You also like a gender bender. You appreciate a gender bender. You like a sort of an androgynous, decorated. This tree. Oh yeah. I mean, a man, you can smell his perfume,

not even colomba perfume before he gets into the room. I, yeah, I like a man. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah.

He's a beautiful young man. He really is. He's 50. He's older than 50. Great body. 52, I think. That's incredible. Just crushing like,

Hey UFC fan. Hands of the UFC. Does he? Have you met him? Never. I wish I did. I've seen him at Pro. He did. He was probably next to him. Well, Rogan said he's such've seen him at Pfeo. Pfeo did. Pfeo is probably next to him. Or at the UFC next to him.

Well, Rogan said he's such a great guy. He couldn't believe how normal he was. Those piercing blue eyes. Probably a distraction if you're fighting. Goddamn, pink hair with a Gucci fit, dog. I mean, you love him. Yeah, he's my favorite. He knows this shit.

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He can sing. Yeah, but I went to a circus. Yeah. He went to a circus. He went to the circus. He went to the circus. Yeah, I went to a circus. You went to the circus. I went to the circus and tiger had a game yesterday. He did. Ballin.

Well, I feel like that. You showed me what he did. That kid is a, I mean, is he corner of the majors? I told you, you want a meeting? We're starting now, 10 mil. Get your foot in the door to talk to him. I'm not manager, I gotta give you 10 mil. Just a talk, though. Why? You gotta wet our gotta give you 10,000. Just a talk though.

Why? You gotta what our beat. But bro, let me just. You gotta let me just. Listen, listen. I nobody's gonna care about this kid more than me. All right. Let me be the man that builds the road to the major leagues.

I don't know baseball though. I don't. I don't, but I have watched it. I have watched it. But I have watched it. You sound like his baseball, though. I don't. I don't, but I have watched it. I have watched it. But I have watched it. You sound like his coach right now. Right. I said, do you play as Nah Never?

Does he, he clearly, is that what he said? Yeah. Nah, no, no. I watch a lot of it. I went, what? Why? Here's your high, girls. I'm at this level.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll even have six seasons. Oh, dude, where I'm at, that no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's just repetition. Now, he does stand out, doesn't he? Yes. And he's hand-eye coordination, strength, all of that. Is it way better after the night was it his day? Is that right? Not even close.

Really? Yeah, don't say. Well, don't say that yourself. Your wife's family, your wife's brother, is an athlete. That kid's an athlete. Yeah, he played baseball. Yeah, high level baseball. Yeah, he was throwing when we were playing dodgeball I know I was like chill out. He was on a ball dodgeball. So I was like that's a fucking UFO that looks like a like literally

It would whistle past us. It was actually changing like Changing was like when Billy Madison was playing with the kids. Oh my god You can't play uh-uh. Yeah, you can do I couldn't believe that yeah when Billy Madison was playing with the kids, and you were like, oh my God. She was like, whoa! You can't play. Yeah, you can throw. I couldn't believe that. Yeah, then yeah, Joanna's athletic. You played volleyball with her?

I did play volleyball with her. She's got some strength for Mexican. For her. She's got Mexican. She's Italian Mexican too, isn't she? Yep. She's all curved up. Not that I noticed, I would never notice that.

I was walking behind her at one point, I remember I go, Joanna, seriously. She goes, what, I go, I mean, it's a little ridiculous. At this point, what are we doing? You know what I mean? But even my father, all yesterday, my mother-in-law, she's a dime. She's, by the way, by the way,

by the way, she goes, she's the same thing. He goes, he goes, her, my mom, he goes, your mom's ass. Your mom, can we, look at your mom's ass. I'm like, you sign up for this show. She's like, you say grandmother, you think grandmother. She's my age and well, well, just, looks so much better than I do in my age.

Just preserved. Oh, we go to dinner, everyone's like, you know, it's, it's stupid. They'll both shut the room down. In, in the movie, in like, we're in an apple. In the soap opera movie, you know, it's stupid. They'll both shut the room down. In the movie, in like we're in Apple. In the soap opera movie, you know, the twist is that the baby is actually yours. In yours. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. But mom, in my movie, you mean, you mean more or not. Well, Joe's like, how dare you? And you're like, but babe, she looks just like you. And it was dark. But I was drunk. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You do that. So that would be weird.

I'm eating big J. Shaw bin Sacramento on Friday, picking up my truck, daddy. Love it. How scared are you gonna be of my truck? It's not for you, is it? No, what, what are, just so I can be a lot more upset of what you do. So I can be annoyed, what horsepower are you getting?

We should be right around 1100. Is that good? Is that a lot? And you're gonna drive that back. The fucking crazy thing is that you're everyday driving. Yeah, I'll drive it every day. Every day. I can't handle it.

You just can't get into it. No, not enough. No, you can't get enough meat under the hood. You can't. There's too much potential. You just can't. It's like staring at a painting and going, nah, we're not done.

My buddy Dave used to date girls that were so plastic. And I said to him one day, I said, dude, her tits have to be that fake. And he goes, I like tits to look too fake. I want them to look. I don't want them to be fake. You want people like that. You want people to look fake where people go, that's not, that's a disaster. That's how I'm with cars you're saying?

Yes. Yeah, I just like crazy shit. If the potential's out there, I can't stop thinking about it. I just like wild shit in cars. If I know you can toss this supercharger on, this polyon, why not dude? It's so fun.

And then the car community's nuts up. They're so dope, so supportive. Like the Adam and this Kibbe Tech, they're one of the biggest brands in the world. I didn't know this, his office is right up here. They're right, so I was like, I'm gonna stop by, is it, come by? Private job, I should come by, hang out with them, talk shop.

Kibbe Tech, and what do they do? Do they soup cars? I'm gonna tell you the rest of the world. They do suspension. They do suspension, just suspension? No, they can do it all, but that's, the suspension, it's all hand made. Is that a sign?

Oh my God, because they do like, Baja like racing, like the Baja racing. Right. It's not, you're talking about, and here's the thing, they're the best in the world, and they're right up here, and it's a dude who's from Cali, American made, does, he literally takes the parts,

custom makes it himself for the cars. It's not all American made. I don't want to, why don't you just pour a magic mine into the fuel tank? Oh, I might. Try that in your electric car. Guys, if you're into souping up your car, that's one thing. Soup up your body.

If you want to soup your body up, you want to soup your body up. Just take this tiny shot of magic mine. Not only is it delicious, but it soups you up. Now, I don't have to go down to a shop in Sacramento. But when I drink this, I feel like I'm running on 1100 horsepower. You get turbocharged. It's like putting fuel injectors. I don't need more gas. I don't need more gas, dude.

No. It's got its own gas. Thanks, Magic Mind, for souping my body up. Souping me. You soup your body up by souping my car's up. It's the one stop shop. Look, guys, you find soup. American made.

It's American made, you fine tune your car, fine tune your body with magic mind. Now here's the problem be, when you soup up these cars, they need to run on E85 fuel. Oh god. So daddy has to just download an app. Because it only says- Because you don't know where the E85- app, but there's a lot around here. Here's where it gets tricky when you're driving from Sacramento to LA and

you know that TRX is going to get about five miles a gallon. So I'm going to have to figure out stops along the way to get E85. Oh boy. Because it won't accept any other gasoline. What is E85? That flex field vehicle's off very long. A lot of corn.

Yeah, it's corn. It's ethanol. Yeah. It's ethanol. But here's the plus of E85. So gas right now is like $7, thanks, Biden. That stays around three. Oh, it does. It doesn't, because it's not oil.

So it doesn't go up and down like Biden. It's gross. Be honest with you right now. Be honest with you. Yeah, please do. You're going to have a hard time finding oh no So easy. I don't know if it is Bob because I'm not for you. I haven't seen that though. I know but you're a cock So you didn't know you didn't even know if it was there is an unfair you cannot call me a great

Fuel no dude no, I'm not a cock because I don't know where you would notice it on the you'd notice if it said like 91 93 gas giant black, like oh there it is. Okay, but because it's E85 like oh That's not I think you're being very unfair. I've an app. There's so many wouldn't you wouldn't you become To it. Yeah, there's so many. Yeah, it's it's like you me a prompt. There's one a block from my house Check, okay, I want a block from my house, check. Okay. There's one, a block from the studio, check. So that way, so you only have to make two stops compared to the, yeah, to the studio.

That's good. Yeah, that's just what you gotta do, dude. Right, have you done a little something on what kind of gas miles you're gonna get? It's not more than nine miles per gallon, yeah. Well, right now,, like city is probably, like not joking, probably city's around nine. And then I always probably 12.

Adding the horsepower. Yeah, I would assume I get around 10 or nine. 10 or nine. Yeah, so that, and that's, you know the, you know the, you know the, you know the, you know the, the, you know the direction,

all you cucks are going, like electric, China, all that. I'm going this way I'm American right American if you want to if you want to bend the knee to China Drive your electric if you want to run the environment drive your electric No, I feel like you're being if you don't like the sound of horse power Yeah, no and gas engines. Yeah, no. And gas engines, yeah. Drive your Cuck electric mobile. Police to China. Police, you know, it's not fair to term you

with Cuck. You're coming as Cuck. I look, I go the opposite. Just because I drive an electric car doesn't mean I'm in the corner masturbating while my lady takes on other men. It's just not a fair comparison. Really?

I mean, I am probably, I just assumed it was a thing well I assumed if you drive Tesla I can like your wife well no I just thought dimmed the rules no no yeah I thought dimmed the rules like when I see you in a Tesla does that mean my wife is fair game what who told you that I thought when you saw in the contract you can you can you can run driving the high occupancy lane, but you're not allowed to know that's not the high-pitched lane I'm talking about this is me to me. No, no, dude. It's where I draw the line plus all these explain this better to me Because I whenever I see people at JoV lane. Yeah, with their electric cars And there's only one person like I'll just fall home and fuck his wife. No, no, no, no, dude I don't think that's what it means, bro. Oh weird dude. Yeah

Look, it just it it was just trying to, you know, not stop at the gas station, so often, and keep the environment, the air clean. Wow, I didn't even look more into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I just thought, no, no, and I just feel like, yeah, because they do give me a weird look when I'm like, suck me.

No, no, no, no, no. That's like a fool, damn me. Does this wife look at you when you drive by? She was like this. Oh, yeah. No, I'm a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Wow. Yeah. Sinai's, what do you think when you see a man rolled by an up? Sinai's just doing my favor. But be honest. The hunt. If you see a dude pull up in a Tesla 3, 3 all white, all white. Why don't white?

Could it be more cuckish? Why don't white? Or a person on a red, a Prius, which I used to call. Whichever pick your, Red Ram, pick your pick your soft poison. Yeah. Or you see someone pull up in like a, I don't know, a demon fucking challenger. I mean, I don't want to say the word, but you see someone popping like a, I don't know, a demon fucking challenger.

I mean, I don't want to say the word, but if I see the challenger, I'm going to think this guy. Yeah. Oh, damn. Oh, like, this guy, the rocks, but damn the rules. Damn. But the guy in the Tesla could too. He'd just be a little more sensitive about it. I don't want to be that guy. I thought it was a soon first choice. Is demon raptor want to be that guy. I thought it was a super. First choice is demon raptor. Oh, this guy. Don't say demon raptor because there's two different brands and that makes you want to hit you. Okay, but it doesn't because there's a two separate fucking brands. That's like saying on

the red socks. I apologize. I didn't know that. You're the one who said demon. You have a raptor though, right? No. Okay, I don't know. They're the enemy to say demon you have a raptor though, right? No, okay? I don't know they're the enemy. Oh a Dodge D. R. X. Oh a TRS the hellcat engine It's a hell demon is a challenger and the demons that it's basically my engine, but with a bigger Blower on it. Okay, lower means super charge. Okay, a blower Either way that gets you go that guy's an alpha That guy's over the top. Or you know, you're gonna have some fun.

The guy in touch, he's not, he's not husband material, but he's definitely fuck boy material. I didn't say that. Okay, but that's what you would assume. I mean, yeah. Yeah, he's got shoulders on him. He's got a forward tilt to him. Did some sports.

He's not big traps for sure. He's got traps. You might not be able to touch his neck him. Did some sports. He's got big traps for sure. He's got traps. And you might not be able to touch his neck. They're so good. Big traps, big dig. And he'll protect you. Not sure. Yeah, not a car well.

Not necessarily big. And then when we look over the Tesla, we're assuming she's saying, whoa, here she comes. Watch out, boy, I'll show you. You up. And I get into Marshalls, right? Why would I get a Marshall?

Because it's glamest shit, right? Marshalls. I used to go as a kid, my mom shit, right? Marshall, so I just got as a kid. My mom picked me all the time. No, but my kids are. I don't know, I said Marshall's, man. It's got kick, though, my Tesla. So. Save it.

Save it. In and out, quiet. Did you talk for that auto drive with yours? What's that? Yeah, that's auto drive. Oh, kind of. You and I, drawing that thing, you were so dangerous. We're, he, brands,. Oh, kind of. You and I drove that thing. He was so dangerous. We're brands I checked. Oh my God. Well, I knew when when Lexus

Friedman who designed it for Elon Musk was on Rogan, Rogan was well, if it fails, he goes, not if when it fails. Yeah, I was like, well, if you're saying that. But what's scary, I don't know how I feel about it because in San Francisco, they're using those cars that drive themselves Like Ubers games just jump into it's coming to LA and then once it hits LA then everyone copies us as usual, right? But you know like not I think it's like 93% of car crashes are human air So think about it if it's controlled by a robot and they get it done in time where it's that safe

You can save 93% of car crashes. That crazy. Yeah, that's always good. Now Daddy, so we have to rip, right? Yeah, you can. Because America's free. You're gonna be the only one. I'm gonna rip.

And all of us are gonna be like this. Oh, God. Oh, the judgment. If you can get jumping a safe. Yeah, it'd be like a special car. Robots just do. Car, who just kind of, in the middle of a battle, stumbles into a woman's yoga slash meditation retreat.

It's what we found upon. You know what I mean? Candles, flowers, there's incense. There's the enemy. Yeah, there's a crew. And he just said, there's a crew. And they're all like, and he's like, sorry, sorry.

And all the girls immediately start ovulating, even though they find them, even though they find him even though they find him totally Vulgar you rock hard right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz I'm one of the girls. Yeah, no because I'm literally in a wig And you're like Brian. I'm like I can explain Remember in spranos do you remember when when the guy was blowing you find out the guys gay? Yeah, and he's dancing He's got a hat on and he's in the club. Yeah.

With a guy. And the two guys coming in to collect, and they see him, and he's like, no, I can explain. I can explain. What about it? They kill him. They kill you, dude. It's bad.

Yeah. It's not good. There was a gay twist in the spirit of us. Dude, are you excited for Dylan Danace Logan Paul this Saturday? I am excited about that. You're gonna miss it though, huh? Be it a wedding, Brennan. Where's the wedding at?

Farah. What I like to do is fly across the country. Who's wedding? It's family. Which family? Cousin. Nope. Nope.

Nope, nope, nope. I know. About a cousin alive that fled a couple of four. I understand that. I understand that. And they get it. That's why we're family. I know nope no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I leave on Saturday morning, Brennan, I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna get there, I'm just gonna get there. And it's fun though, it'll be fun. I like to be able. It's a bit terrible to. I like them, I like the people. Man, what a nightmare.

I'd be like, can you know, I travel for a minute? That is, you know, I, it's so painful for me. You live on a plane. People don't realize what it's like to sit on a plane like the way we do. I love being home. No, I've kept active. I can't do it.

Yeah, but you love being home. I love it. I love it home. No, I've kept active. I can't do it. Yeah, but you love being home. I love it. I love it too. I don't like my anywhere else. I don't like my home. I can't do it. I do not want to be anywhere else.

So you'll miss the Dylan Danis Logan because it starts at, I think the walk here around 12. I think in boxing, Dylan's got his hands full. Am I wrong about that? No, you and everybody else thinks that. Logan looks as good as you can look. He's jacked. Jacked. So the main card starts here too, that's what I'm saying. But the actual guys, so that means they probably will walk here around

who is the better athlete would you say? Logan, for sure, Bob. Right, right. But the better athlete doesn't always win. No, no. But how much boxing has Dylan Dennis done? How much have either of them done? Well, yeah. He hasn't competed in the last two years.

Logan has a boxed, he's never gonna fight. Logan's never gonnaed. He's never won a fight. Logan's never won a fight. Yeah. He lost a KSI. I think he had a draw with another YouTuber. They lost a Floyd. That's why You were saying he doesn't want any part of Mike. Perry. No, no, no nobody right? No, Dylan or no But Dylan is a Dylan's a fighter man and Dylan has a lot of experience. But he hasn't fought since 2019. Well, this is a good fight.

Come off knee surgery. It's an interesting fight. Because you know they're not even the main event. Case, Tommy Feuer is the main event. He was talking about it though. Yeah, what do you think of that? Tommy Feuer should dominate. Yes.

But I'm more interested in Dylan and Logan Logan and I think Dylan's gonna go in there I think he's gonna do some off the wall shit. I think he's gonna try to choke him unconscious What do you mean in a box? It's a wild boy. Yeah, that's why things gonna happen really? Yep, I think I have to separate them and they're the fights. Give me a no contest. That's what I think Because Dylan doesn't want to stand toe to toe? I think, yeah, I think he's going to go in, he's not going to have success early on the feet, and be like, fuck it, choke him out.

He's a lot smaller than Logan, or he's not that much smaller. Logan's definitely a lot more muscular and taller. He's a inch and a half reach advantage, but this level doesn't matter, does it. Can we see Dylan Dennis like hitting Mitz or anything? I haven't seen him. He's had MMA fights, but it's mostly-

He's had two. He does some missions. Yeah, two submissions in Bell. He did war. Kind of trained with Alex Payah, a little bit. Okay. And Payah was good rounds. What they say, that's what Alex said.

I mean, Dylan Dennis has got to be a dog, either way. Oh, what's a dog. He's definitely an undog. So we can't really, well, I'll show a little bit of this. Yeah, but that's, I don't know what you're saying. No, we don't want to see him grapple. I know, I know, I'm not. I think Logan is a minus 350, favorite?

Yeah, it's fair. I don't know, I just don't know, right? That's why I think we're trying to break down the shop. I'm like, ah, listen guys, usually I'll give you some insight here, I don't know what to tell you. Your hands are down there, brother. Sparring footage is like, you know. Keep your hands down.

It's whatever. But they're kicking here, so yeah, it's not the same doesn't look like he's been doing a lot of boxing trainings, sir We can't base off social media. Hold on. This is a 16 year old girl calling you. Oh No, no, yeah, I'm sorry. He's watching tick-tock and then judging the guys fighting stop. Oh, there you go There you go. All right. There you go, Brennan. No, no, no, he's gonna do some wild shit.

I'm telling you, man. He's gonna get frustrated and pull that and they'll have to separate into no contest. And fans are gonna be so upset. He's gonna get sued again. Come sure that's in the contract. If he does a submission, just the same way Nate Diaz had.

Real? He'll dance a wild boy, man. Wild boy. boy submission would be so strange we'd be talking about it though that's all he wants yeah I'm excited for it I'm excited I'm excited time for a few I don't know how to pay for it how do you get the zone kid the zone there's no snap I have it yeah I want to watch on my TV not my phone you can get it just download the app really yeah really easy how much is the pay per view there's no way that charge a hundred bucks are they that's rude oh not bad 2499 that is a solid deal for the subscription yeah I'm gonna watch it Currently, this is the sole method to access the paper use section of KSI.

That means that's the only way. So you have the subscription, can I cancel it after? Or am I forced to watch their other trash content? It's a $55.54.99. Solid deal, take my money. I want to do a fight companion. You, me, Bradley Martin, and Tripley. Have a great day.

That would have been great. That would have been fun. That would have been. Love to do that. Well, I'm looking forward to it. What is your, so, so. You had been fun. That would have been. I love to do that. Well, I'm looking forward to it. What is your, so, so. You'll be flying. What's your call?

What's your call? Tommy Fury. Tommy Fury or KSI? I don't know. I don't know, but he should win. Yeah. And then, Dennis, if Dennis doesn't do some wild box.

Yeah. If Dennis doesn't do something just crazy wild, I would assume Logan. Interesting. I think Logan soon, him takes away from the Logan is suing him. His fiancee. She is. Yes. Okay. And then on Jake Paul's podcast, either talk about how they're garnering his wages and all the shit for the rest of his life, it's like, I don't like that. Yeah. It's not cool.

The KSI time of Fury Face Off was hototious. Why? They should do it. You see, it makes you kind of... The Logan Paul Dillon Dennis one was good. That's what they're good at. That, that, Ngano, Fury app, trailer.

Trailer. It's great. Just great. High level production. Yes. Smart and very good. Why did that mag too? That's what they need.

Yeah. Now, our boy, Ngano, I think, is working with Teddy Atlas Antison or is that just one-offs? No, he's working with them, but his coach Nick Sik is the coach Who's you know, he's one of the best we have in the business by far and what do you think? Same thing as always I Francis has a puncher's chance and he has to get done early

He needs to just go cautional wedding and bull rush him. Yeah, he has two has to get done early. He needs to just throw caution on the wind and bowl rush him. Yeah. He has two rounds to get it done after that. It's gonna be a nightmare. Yeah. No, because furio just figure him out. Pick him up. Yeah, pick him up. This is what you're gonna do.

Okay. I'll just stand over here. But he just needs to go balls to the wall and hopefully catch him. Yeah. Both are gonna make a fortune. Yeah. They'll make a lot of money.

It's a win, win for both of them. If Tyson loses, that'd be awful for him. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Brian, what do you think about a fury already book in the oocyc fight? I think I'm really excited about that fight. I mean, he's so much bigger than oocyc and no, we don't want you break down the fight. What do you think of him agreeing to fight oocyc, which is toughest fight weeks after Francis fight? I think, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think Francis said that.

I think it makes sense and here's why. I think he's going to be very finely tuned so he has to do one fight camp, keep that going. And then, you know, provided he's gonna get hurt or anything. And then it's like, let me, let me make fast work of Mungano. He's gotta know that he's gonna be able to figure him out.

That's just him assuming it's gonna be a sparring match for him in his mind. And I think he's probably right. The smart man would say that. And then he goes, all right, good. So I just get no rut ring rust, and I go right into Usoc, who is smaller, but a fucking such a technical

Boxer just such a best these ever for 100% now usic is 220 Tyson is 600 pounds so and way taller So you know it'll be interesting, but if anybody I just can't believe usic did what he did to Anthony Joshua who is 250 you did to him twice. Yeah, man. It's like wow And I was watching a breakdown of that fight to like it was six sets traps He does all kinds of stuff that just high level. Yeah, he's as good as we have right. He's 36 to you You got to remember he's been fighting for a long time and

Those Russians Ukrainians whatever they just me Ukrainians, whatever, they just... They break that shit down, it's like everything. He's such a savage. Such a savage man, such a savage. I just don't get why if you're fury, why not do it in February? Do you have to do it a few weeks after? You don't disrespect what that is?

Yeah, it's smart, you talk. Yeah, I don't know if it's smart, because what headbutt happens. What am I gonna hurt? Yeah, headbutt happens, a cut happens. I don't know if it's smart, because what had been heard? What am I gonna get heard? Yeah, headbutt happens, a cut happens. Any postponement? It's just not smart. There's no upside to doing it right after.

There is, though. Just because you're, these are professionals. You gotta be in the other camp, right? But what you do have to do is you're focused on a MMA fight in Francis, they got a refocus on a straight up skilled boxer who's six to two and a 20 pounds. Yeah, but isn't it, isn't it a fact that he's been boxing for so long that it's just training

as you, as your business is usual though? No, there's gonna have to be a crazy game playing against Usic. Yeah. He's never fought so many like Usic. He's like, who's sick, man? Usic's a mother fucker. Mother fucker. But isn't there, I just feel like he's just

going to box the way he boxes, isn't he? Or does he have to get that? No, you have to get that. Yeah, you got to get your plan at this level. I can't just go in there and hope for the best. Watch tape and watch. Yes. Hell yes. He's probably doing that. He's also a South Pole. Oh, Jesus. Who's a South Pole? Fuck. Francis is not. So you're going traditional, conventional orthodox dance to a South Pole who's the best technical boxer you've ever faced in the matter of weeks.

Now he's fought South Pals before. Same trainer as Lomachenko, right? Because same camp, same thing. I don't know. I think so. Pretty sure. Wow, fuck. How long after the Gano fight is he fighting?

It's supposed to be December or January. They're, I think December is like the, what they're targeting, but it might be January. They announced December, so on-leaked December, but to your point, I think they're kind of me like, all right, if the France fight didn't go as easy as we think, let's do this in January. Yeah.

If he smokes them in a round or two or three or four and he doesn't get hurt, let's do it in December. Yeah. If he doesn't get hurt, how much time does he take off? When's he back in the gym? He takes a week off. Yeah. He's a savage.

Kudos to him. Yeah. 100%. Apparently from that TV show, he's a bit of a spend-thrift. Oh really? The gypsy's not good with his money. He's like, but it's not that he's good with, mad as my, he's a little bipolar.

So he'll be like, I want to buy a castle and I want to buy a house pony and I want a baby tiger and a spacecraft. And's and his wife is like, no, no, no. Well, that's why his wife or Adam is team room. Yeah, but he's getting lump sums of like 40, 50, 60 million. So yeah, dude. Yeah. But we all know that goes, you can spend it. We all know that there's been plenty of people that just all of a sudden are broke. Yeah. We're getting a good-nickless cage.'m here a lot of shitty movies to pay for yeah So what do you got you?

All right, what I think Kinella made like 50 mil for the troll fight, which is crazy. Yeah, 50 50 mill. Yeah That's not surprising I'm so much too. These boys are making money Beautiful. So I just saw this pop up recently Rogan's deal with Spotify is gonna end in like 11 months. So who knows what's gonna happen, but Yeah, I have it's close. What do you think it is? I think they back the bring trucks up I think he recites because they've done they they signed Dak Shepherd They signed caller daddy signed a few others. None of them has added value or the viewership they didn't cross over like Rogan did.

So I think Spotify is gonna like, all right, let's cut them. The her deals are up because they signed all them same time. We're gonna keep Rogan, but I assume that's paying more money. Well, I think a couple of things are gonna happen. One is I think this is all speculation. I haven't talked to Joe, but one is Joe will Spotify stood by him during the COVID thing. They stood by him. They also stood by him during the N-word controversy.

Yeah, that was the biggest one. COVID things, whatever. The N-word thing was a big one. Yeah, and they stood by him. But even with the COVID thing, remember a lot of Neil Young, Johnny Mitchell, a lot of people were like, I'm taking my music off until you get here.

Yeah, they're all cucks. Spotify was like, okay. There was pressure and they kissed my ass. Neil Young's like, I'm taking my music off until you get a little. Yeah, they're all cucks. But Spotify was like, okay. There was pressure and they kissed my ass. You're young, so I'm taking my catalog. Spotify went, okay. But so Rogan is very loyal that way. And my guess is he will never forget that number one. Number two, I think what's, if I was Joe

and I was his, and I'm not, but if I was his people, I would say, now let's take a look at how much your stock has grown Since he came on yeah, so he got underpaid. We'll take a piece of the company. Yep. We'll take a we you know Give us this and then you know what's it worth to you? That's all just let's do some math math is gonna Tell us that he's probably gonna get a crazy deal correct, but let me ask you this let's say Spotify for whatever reason I have no clue They're going to but say they don't offer them

So take Spotify off the oh no, then what do you do then you go back to making a fortune on YouTube? No, that's not an option. You two's not an option. Oh well then then what you do is you start your own Paywell, there's the move you start your own Like sort of company where you know, and people will come up. So I lose goldmests, didn't they have their own skankfest behind their own, it's not good business. Yeah, it's not Patreon, it's their own thing, they did it way before Patreon turned.

They did a long time ago. I know, wish we thought of it. Yeah, we didn't. But if I'm Rogan, I do that. Yeah, man. Because YouTube's gonna be more censored because they'll like to remember the elections coming up in 2024. So the censorship's can get much worse. So Roe can't live on their top three. It's gonna get much worse. Yeah, I know for

fact, I thought to be I'm also getting a lot of stuff on my feed that is pushing a very interesting left wing agenda. That's because you look at that stuff. Because I don't get that. So we're at that stuff because I don't get that stuff. I don't get that stuff. See I don't get that stuff. What's going on? Well they, why, why are they fucking with my algorithm? Because they can compromise you. Yeah. It's the stuff you're looking at. It only recommends stuff that they think you're interested in. Yeah. It doesn't send me that stuff. Right? Well you drive a TRX. Yeah, send me something to storm the capital. It, I was like, what? I'm not into this. What is it?

Is there free coffee? I'm sorry. Yeah, but yeah, if I'm Rogan, I would start my own thing. I wouldn't go on YouTube or any of that. I start my own thing. That's if Spotify doesn't back up the bring truck, which I think they will. But the only other option to start your own thing. Yeah. That's if Spotify doesn't back up the bring truck which I think they will But don't let the option start your own thing. Yeah, I think that's the only that is the only option. Yeah, it seems that it's not I don't think YouTube's not or or you know who else is a player in this rumble

Rumble is a great player in this rumble if they have the money. I don't have that much It's not it's not a question of money it For Rumble, it's a question of bandwidth. So it's a question of, I think, can you, can do you have the infrastructure to handle that kind of problem? They do, because they have Russell Brand and stuff like that. It'd be money, would be. Yeah, you have to, do you have the capital where you can pay somebody like Rumble gonna be on your platform?

I think that's where there would be a lot of people who institutional money that would say, well, we'll sign up there. Investors, yeah. Any of you've wrote in a piece of people who who institutional money that would say we'll sign up there investors yeah any of rolling piece of the pie rumble is uh... rumble is really impressed me without where they they're the brass balls and standing with Russell bradley impressed me because they don't do anything that that's impressive and not since they're not into censorship

or demonetizing people just off of here. So what else you got? This is a cool little clip of a Utah football players. Everyone that with a scholarship got a truck. A money truck. And it's like damn. Wait, how did this work? I mean, the trucks are branded with the I think they get 83 scholarship athletes. That's 83 Ram 1500 So it's it costs around five million dollars, I think for the least but they're least so I think they only have them for a certain amount of time

But there's not Yeah, they all got trucks who gave into them. It's a Dodge dealer new tie bet for the NIL. It's a great looking. Yeah, but they have to have that for the win thing on it. That's what it looks like. Well, it's going to be like, yeah, they're going to get theirs. Right, I mean, that's impressive.

Yeah, college is a truck. I'll get a free Dodge Ram 1500. Yeah, I'd be stoked. I Be like this. Um, do you guys have an electric car? I can trade Well, what kind of gases is take What's this? Oh Georgie? This remember back when we saw the video of Jamal Murray and Alexander Vulcanol the other besties I didn't know this but the whole entire team had to do jujitsu training that day and when we saw the video of Jamal Murray and Alexander Vulcanol. Yeah, they're besties. I didn't know this, but the whole entire team

had to do judjitsu training that day. Any of those guys who learned judjitsu can beat anybody in one Colorado out of suit. Oh, that's at Easton. Oh, that's at, yeah, that's at Easton. Don't teach them to be NBA players. They can beat anybody in judjitsu in a month. Because they have long legs, right, Brennan?

Yeah, long arms, right? No, I don't think so, but just skip. Although it would go a long way with these giant dudes I wouldn't add. It's not a feeling they did it for one day. No, that's true. Put yourself up, go! Hey Elliot, just teach your marmbars and stuff though, right? Yeah, I'm doing like the shape.

Yeah, they're doing like shrimping and falling. Ha ha ha! I mean Marshall's got to help the school. Oh yeah, the best. I'm gonna go out of there. I'm gonna go out there. I mean, they're going out of there. I'm gonna go out there, bro. It's not my thing.

Let's go, just go, just go. Where's Joke it? I don't see Joke it. He makes Joke. Joke is like, I'm not going. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. What was that?

Joke is like, I'm not going to. Let's go, let's go! What was that? What was that? Joke! Ah! Look at this! It's falling like a sand! There we go! I'm starting to think on you! Are you going to sit?

Alright, this is up! 5, 2, 3! Alright, how do we go? Take them down! Go ahead! Whoo! Should we go on the side? Well, let's go.

That's pretty cool. Long, thin man. Uh, snows. Oh! Yeah, that's one. Alright's pretty cool. Long, thin man. Uh, snows. Oh, yeah, this one. All right. Wait, what is this? This one makes me gag even talking about. I can't even watch it. Well, you're going to have to. Okay. I just read the headliner.

Why are they doing this? Kevin Gates, rapper, infamous prisoner, whatever we want to refer to a mess. Went ahead and kicked off his only the genitals tour and invited a woman on stage and asked her pretty much can I do whatever I want to you and she said yes and this is what he proceeded to do. Is her boyfriend in the crowd like yeah can we see that guy in air one Baba give it up for Kevin yeah I know get up for Kevin why would he do this? He's like, what are we, what are you doing?

Babe, no. I can't do it. Oh God, what's his name? Kevin Gates, he's. Spittin' her mouth. Turn it off. No, it's really raunchy. But why is he doing that?

And I thought he was way more spiritual. I've heard he's very spiritual. Yeah, so what's he doing? I think. Hey, he's not spiritual, right? You what's he doing? I don't know. Hey, he's a spiritual right? You bought that. You what's he? I mean, you're rapper face that, dude, right? I know, but like he talks about what Bible verse. Yeah, all this sort of stone cold Steve Austin. But I've seen him. He's got little dogs. I've seen him. Yeah, sure, dude. He's a sweetie.

Why would you do that? You want to room around your girl? Why would you do that, bro? Take your girl to that concert. Let me know how sweet you are. We're so low class, man. What are you doing? That's not right? So now, just give me your take on that. Is there any artist you had allowed to spin your face?

Absolutely not. There is no way anyone's talking anything in my mouth. Shit, I'll do the 30 seconds of morons. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well three seconds of morons. And the only person, the only person I would let do that is Jared Leto, but that's it. Maybe. Three seconds to moor. Yeah, there are girls I would probably, let's spit my mouth. I mean, maybe you.

I'm not a lugi, not a lube. No, I can't out throw up on stage. But like spit in my face, you know, I mean, if you're making a lube, you're like a Hillary duck com. That's a matter. What, you're making that one. That's a difference. That's like spit in my face, you know, I mean, if you're making it, you're like a Hillary Duff-Conner. That's a matter. What, you're making out with that. That's a difference.

That's like when people are like, we make out why can't you use the same toothbrush. Yeah. That's gross. Pop a lugi in my mouth. Now, lugi, no, no, but just like that. A lugi's not good. That had viscosity.

No, that's nasty. Viscosity's not where I don't go there. I'd let Rion spit in my face. Yay. Yeah, grossly not. I'd like, what the, you probably would. I don't think so. I'd let Rion spin in my face. Yeah. Yeah, probably not. I'd like, what the, you probably would.

I don't think so. It doesn't turn me on. I'm like, oh, okay. Oh my god. I'd like Katy Perry to it. Front row. Yeah. But Bren, you let freaking tie to a bossa spit a luggy

into the shoe and he drank it. The shoe we do, the other one. You drank it. You drank it. Yeah, be cool. You drank it though. You drank tie to a fat luggy. Yeah.

Oh man, what are you talking about now? A giant spoon drank high to a fat look spit. Yeah, oh man What are you talking about now a giant? It was a fat lookie. It was just God and I dude and I did throw up fuck. How did you not I'm feeling dude? I can't I'd like Kerry Perry spin my face Katy Perry and Kerry Perry both. Yeah Dude, I gotta talk to this guy when I see him. Kevin case isn't a very rap-rish name. What's this? All right, I got one more for you. You know on Big WDW Gal, but Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Oprah got some backlash a while ago they came out, you know, trying to put this fun together to donate money to people in Hawaii because of the fires, but they got a lot of shit for it.

And the working man is like, here we are watching these two asking us for money when we're living paycheck to paycheck. But the thing I think people forget is that these two donated 5 million each too. And do they say that in the video? I do not. Like if the rock was like, if the Rock was like, Hey, everybody, I just donate $5 million to the Maui Foundation, whatever you can give,

more than good, but they're just like, Hey, everybody, Maui's on fire, give us your money. I also have to say that I do. The two richest people on the planet. This is also where government comes in, and tax dollars come in, and emergency funds come in. You create together? Yeah, we don't need to, we don't need to,

but I'm gonna tell you a couple things on foreign aid for a second that people forget. Oh hell yeah, dude. But they do. So when you say, fuck yeah. When we say we gas, we gave 70 billion dollars to go. Ukraine, yeah, it's not really.

It's not that much. When it's not what we did. Yeah. So you know how that works? It's kind of interesting. No, please. So one percent of the US budget goes to foreign aid And when you hear 40 billion 17 billion to Ukraine

What it really means is they they're sending weapons food and things like that right? Yes, guess what though? It's kind of sneaky the reason you don't hear Congress a lot of people freaking out about it Who knows this well? Okay 70 40 billion billion, right? Do you, Crane? Do you know who makes those weapons? American companies. Do you know who makes that food, all the clothing, and everything else.

All the supplies. American companies. It's kind of a sneaky way of putting the money back into the US economy. So what they do is it's a government subsidy. So the government kind of goes, let's's you know hear a couple companies 10 companies 15 companies. Here's a contract make this make this make this so they actually get paid. Did you some such as that's why no this is a fact. So that's why you see congressmen who are not able to do it. Well no but congressmen know that their constituents are very happy because the aid

actually is a way of stimulating the US economy by getting the US economy to make all those wars wars good for business. Yeah, unfortunately. I actually didn't know that though because you hear a lot of people say it's a blank check and that's what that's political rhetoric actually it's way more layered than that but I was surprised by that and I was always wondering because it's like it's secretly everybody in Congress is like, hey, fucko, it's actually kind of good for the way of stimulating, it's a way

of getting the government to give money to people. So, you think the rock and overall a little just tone depth of this, the two richest people we know, I felt that way when I saw it, I was like, I didn't see it, no, we're like click on it. But, it's not about two of the richest. Yeah. And that's what he said. He like realizes he was a little toned

after the situation. He's like apologizing. Well, he should have just been like, yo, I donated five million just to start. If you guys match it, whoever it takes, I'll donate another five million. And to your point, I'll do Jumanji seven. Yeah, but to your point,

if we can spend 70 billion dollars on Ukraine, we have the money for Hawaii. And so that's what it is. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no your point, if we can spend $70 billion in Ukraine, we have the money for Hawaii. And so that's what it is. No, no, I'm not giving money. No matter what. No matter what money however you figure we're getting the $70 billion to Ukraine, you know, that same money could go to protect in the borders.

Oh well, that's, how about the fact that Biden's building? Oh, how about, he blames that Republicans now? He's building a wall. He's like, I've always said we needed a wall. He's like, huh? Why? Yeah, it's interesting. What else you got, Jim?

All right, last one, MMA related. So Derek Lewis is going to replace your boy. Curtis Blades, his headline stop hollow. Have you seen this on Mina? I'm super athlete. Jiu- Jitsu specialist, submits everybody under the sun. With Swiss fight Curtis Blades,

which would have been a much more interesting matchup. Now you got Derek Lewis. Derek Lewis, it's a tough call here because Derek Lewis hit so fucking hard, but if he's on his back, he's like a turtle and he can get ankle-lock, knee-barred, arm-barred. If Almito will go straight to him out and just do work, he's a savage. Just sick. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. And like real athlete. For a heavyweight, super athlete. God, Almito, Sabrina, knows who

we're talking about, Jim. Alright, Derek Lewis. God meet us a brand new to what I'm about to do. All right, Declos. We're all familiar with Derek the Lewis. Oh, yeah, he's a fucking beast. Wow, you just saw a picture of black dancing. No, I see him. I see him. Jesus Christ.

You know nothing about what man, I guess. No, no, I've seen him. I've seen him fight. He's a monster. I mean, he took Rosenstruck right down. Yeah, monster. God, tough fight for Derek Lewis. He's like a bigger jacquerede, huh?

Like a bigger cracker. He's not that good. No, no. 32, 6, 3, 231. Can you bring him up? Because I got to, I love how these Brazilians age. It's my favorite. Bring him a picture of him. Yeah, look at the take a little bit of space there.

Looks a little older than 32. Who looks about every bit of 32? There he looks young. But he does look older when you see him in person. Yeah, like that right there. I mean, that's a, that's a, that's a worn face. That's a 32 year old. He just punched in the face. he's batskin, too.

That's the other thing. Yeah. A lot of keys, though. A lot of juts, too. You know, batskin. Yeah. It's an interesting fight, though. Too flashing style.

Oh, boy, yeah. The best body in the history of the... Paulo? Yeah, he's got staff infection. Yeah, well. He had surgery like two weeks ago. Four staff. Staff. That it was that bad, yeah. That they go in and carve it out. Holy shit. Yeah, it's really like two weeks ago. For staff. That it was that bad. Yeah, that they go in

carve it out. Holy shit. Yeah. Well, I don't know, man. Is he able to fight? Yeah, he'll still fight. No. Oh my God. That's fucked up. What do they do? They carve it out. Yeah. Must've been really, really bad. Jesus Christ. That's just dirty mats, just rubbing. Who knows? Staffs everywhere. It gets in your right joint apparently, it's really bad.

If you get in your bloodstream, it's bad. That's when you're fucked. It works, so. Yeah, horrible. Is that a chin? That's it? Oh, fuck. Well, probably enough to wetting.

I am, buddy, but I'll be at the Shamburg-Himprov, October 27th and 28th, I'm gonna get that up on there. Shamburg-Himprov, October 27th, 28th, Friday Saturday. Raleigh North Carolina, good nights, November 9th, 10th and 11th. And Yuck Yuck's Calgary, November 16th, 17th. When you talk to Adrian, you go, you go, can you send me as far as possible?

Yeah, I try to get really out there. I will be in Niagara Falls November 4th and 5th Those are most sold out one show Friday one show Saturday November 4th and 5th Niagara Falls, New York at Seneca Casino That's not far. Yeah. Oh But I have to go to the Olympia for rain on the night before so I got a fly-daw or land-o. Oh, I'll go for more land-o. And then I'll fly into Buffalo. That's right.

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