The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub & Callen's Heated Debate on Jon Jones vs Tom Aspinall | TFATK Ep. 944

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen debate who would win between Jon Jones and and talk Tom Aspinall UFC 295, Bryan's airline beer issues, Brendan's cactus issues, current events around the world including body parts found nearby the studio and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code: Fighter Goldco - Find out how you could get up to $10,000 in BONUS SILVER (while supplies last) at https://goldco.com/fighter or call 855-928-3489 now! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/

A.B. before we jump in this juicy episode, dude. Yeah. Juicy. Oh, man, you're gritty. Your teeth are showing, dude. Yeah, I got some rat teeth. You're lemonade teeth. You know what's nice, Brennan?

I just want to take life, you know what I mean? Specific people. But that's what I'm talking about. Put your head to the Calgary. I'm talking to Calgary. To make people's lives better. I'm just making life better. You know, that's what I do.

I make people laugh. That's all I've tried to do. So November 16, 17, 18, you come see this guy at Yuck Yuck's in Calgary. And then I don't take the next weekend off, Brennan. tried to do. So November 16, 17, 18, you come see this guy at Yuck Yuck's in Calvary, and then I don't take the next weekend off, Brendan. Well, I do. I go to December 7, 8, 9, I got a helium in theapolis.

I take, in theapolis, I'll be at helium, and then Spacan Washington, December 15, 16, I don't stop. And you know where I'm gonna be? And Manaple's Florida off the hook, December 21, 22, 23. Okay, yeah. So we go. We go. Yeah, Christmas, yeah. So,

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Come on, buddy. Let's go, let's do this, ready? Aaron! This is how we do it. That got fighter in the kid ladies and gentlemen. What's up buddy? Back at the mother's chin. You know, everybody, I was in Raleigh, North Carolina.

I want to thank all the people coming out. I missed my Thursday show. Don't know if I told you that. So, a lot of tickets on Thursday too. Very, very excited. And I got on my plane at 9 a.m. and American airlines was like, we have maintenance issues. Get off. Get off. Get on the next plane. It's leading at 11.25. I'll just make it. We have maintenance issues. I had to cancel

my Thursday show. Nothing worse. And then good luck telling American anything. Because they're American. and it's like, you ever, so you know what the airlines will be playing. Yeah, you know when the ocean is like, the waves are big and you were to go, hey, stop being so big with your waves. It's basically the same thing. Well, I never understood, I never understood when comics,

you know, they miss flights, because we travel so much when they try to like, talk smack to the airlines. Delta goes, cool. So don't fly with us. Start a new airline, fly private. Oh no, go check out Sparrett. Fly private.

But there's nothing like, you can't, but they're like, okay, don't fly. Bulldog planes, older planes. There's so many other people that are gonna jump on board and take your spot. It's like complaining of the storm coming back on the Dallas Cowboys. Okay, but also the main guy.

I know, yeah, dude. The guy was in charge, he goes, I go, another main this is, he goes, perfect storm, you know, sometimes it's just, he's seeing it all. He's seeing it all in the bathroom and the car door. And, you know, I'm like,

I don't even know if that's true, but okay. He's seeing it all. I went to, I flew to Arizona on Friday, drove back the same day, about a seven hour drive. It's not the coolest How's your body?

You know when you're doing your feet hurt or anything because I'm getting an age where I sit like that the muscles I got some weird shit going on with my feet. No, not at all. Not at all. Like just from driving. Oh, damn daddy You know what is that Tesla the test I'm doing this all the time. So I have a repetitive injury. I've carpal to drive it to circles. Is that why you get those gafes? Yeah, but you're not gonna do that all the time. Oh, because you did do it in traffic. It can, you can, but.

But that sun gleam it. There's a lot of things. There are a lot of things. A lot of things. A lot of things. It's a problem. It's a problem. It's a problem. I got a repetitive injury in my shin muscles.

I made the mistake because I was telling Tigerio, dude, we're dreamt of, Arizona, you see a lot of cactus. I said, they grow up in a year. I said, so guess how old the cactus are? I messed up. Oh, you messed up. It was always focused on for four hours. Yeah.

Yeah. I was like, okay, yeah. The cactus. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah. My son, we're all set on the cactus guests into the years. That was a two minute drill. My son's now 12, so he's a little bit macho.

It's really interesting, because he had, but we, I think he had staff on his leg. You know, it's like, hey, dad, I have a store on my leg. It's just happening. I'm like, what the fuck? A team of the doctor goes, that, that we got to get him on my leg. It's just happening. I'm like, what the fuck? I take them to the doctor, goes, that we gotta get them on antibiotics. Cause he's doing jits in three days a week. And so I go, so he's, he's, what he's terrified of a shot, but he won't admit it.

So it's like this, he's like, so what do you think are they gonna do? I go, I think they're gonna look at it. And if you, you might have to take antibiotics. And you know, and he goes, you think there's a, do you think that there's a chance I can get a shot? Maybe? And I go, I go, I don't know, I don't think so.

He goes, you don't think so. It'd be so interesting. To get a shot. Yeah, then he goes, what would you say, what would you say the probability is? Would you say like, what would the probability be? He's like, dude, 50, 50. You know what bad just to have to get a shot? No, and then I said that I messed with him. I go, if you say, what would the probability be? He's like, do 50, 50? You're not bad just after you get a shot.

No, then I said, I mess with him, I go, if you get a shot, there's a, there's a probably a good chance they're gonna give you what's called a bone marrow shot. And he goes, what? Right, they gotta get into the bone marrow. Oh, he's a very, oh, you suck dude. All the way, you suck.

And he's like, why would they do that? Why would they do that? I don't know, I'm like, because they gotta get in the bone marrow and it really hurts, but you don't have straps for that way they all do that. How do you get stuff? Your body, the stuff is around everywhere.

So on the mat, if you have scratches or whatever, it gets in easier. So like from the geese or from velcro, especially gloves do it a lot, but staffs always around. And if you don't, you're always fighting stuff. If you're a kid, your skin's off, if you don't get that taken care of. If you have people don't shower right away after, the staff can always around. And if you don't, you're always fighting staff. If you're on your way to the stage, your skin's off. If you don't get that taken care of, if people don't shower right away after,

the staff can get in and start talking. One time it didn't shower after. This was the one time. It happens as part of the game. It's just like, it's like getting water in your area. Usually it'll be like a little white pimple and that's when you gotta know what it is. Like you gotta pay attention to your skin.

It'll also be, it'll be really warm around it. Yeah, that's all. Kind of like a little white. And usually you can take Nios porn and keep it is. Like you gotta pay attention to your skin. It'll also be that it'll be really warm around the skin. Yeah, kind of like a little white. And usually you can take Neospor and keep it on there, you know. But if it gets in subcutaneous, you got some issues. So I know a dude that told a friend of mine, he has staff on his. Weiner? How does that happen?

That's possible. I'll tell you how. I'll tell you how. You wanna take this guy? I'm gonna tell you how. So he was butt- rockin and it rubbed They ain't as wrong and that might be what's right a belt involved He'll yeah, it might be one way, but actually I never heard of anybody have it on their winner more Common is when guys take a razor blade and they give themselves a little man's gate

They shave on the trunk and it's not yeah, but but don't on the truck here double shave here and what happens is ingrown hairs yes and so you you have a razor that you're just leaving there it's in the gym it's wherever it is and it had staff on it now you shave but who would share the truck no she say it's on the tip that's what the dude's I've seen way too much first 48. He said on the tip. It was on the trunk. That's okay. It's on the trunk size. It spreads. Remember it spreads. Oh no, I know what it is.

It's called herpes. It's called herpes. It's called herpes. Yeah, that's herpes. But he was like trying to navigate around. He's like, do I have the spot on my winner, man? It's staff.

I've been wrestling a lot. That's like my buddy's friends like, oh, huh. That's like a buddy, you know him. He's a, you know, he's a buddy. You know him. He's a you know He's a comic. I'm talking a long time, but great guy and he he was he just you know We were in Vegas This is probably about 15 years ago and he's just I have a time. I see him different girl And I was like and they were all Vegas girls, but some of them were professional

Sure all good and I go um you You bagging that thing, you weren't a con him and he goes, nah, fuck that. Never, never, never, never. I go, well, okay. But you know, you're gonna be careful because if you get something and then you're having sex, you're gonna give it to another girl. He goes, I never had any of that shit. I'm thinking, I think I'm immune to that stuff. I go, you've never had a calamity or a calamity. You know, he did. He goes, he goes, he goes, I've had a trippy dick, but that's about it.

Yeah, yeah. I go, a trippy dick, bro. It's called chlamydia or gonorrhea. Your winner should never runny nose. No. No running nose. Yeah, your boy is doing some weird gays, so I'll tell you what, Kierz and Runny nose.

Kierz and Runny dick, not magic mine, but it does give you chlamydia. But you know what, well, it'll get your brain thinking so you don't make those mistakes and get a running winner. That's right. See if you ever run a winner, you should take magic money.

Don't not make those mistakes again. It's not make those mistakes again. Get your head right. Magic money, get your head right. That's what I have. Talk about the big brain, nothing small one. Yeah.

It won't clear up the drip you've got in your downstairs area, but it'll get your head right. One bottle a day keeps the doctor away. There you go, guys. Uh-huh. Did you were able to watch the fights in North Carolina? I was able to watch the fights.

I've got many thoughts on the fights. Um, can't wait. I made my predictions. I was right. Not that big deal. From the Tesla. What did, what were your predictions? I predicted, I believe that, um, the bear up, not that big deal. What were your predictions?

I predicted, I believe that the pair up, Jerry fight would not go the distance and that pair would win that. Okay, yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you why. And then I definitely said they asked if a Lovic fight was definitely not going to go to the distance somewhere.

Yeah, Lovic. Yeah, Lovic. All these are pretty common. distance. Someone's going to sleep. Yeah, about the witch. Yeah, okay. All these are pretty common. And then I didn't have a point of view on the Andrade McKenzie Dern fight. I think McKenzie lost three times and Droid has been a lot of time. No, McKenzie did. And Droid did. No, I'm saying, McKenzie Dern, she's lost three times.

Oh, we talked about overall. Yeah. But Andrade lost to last three. Yes. McKenzie Dern was the favorite. McKenzie was a big favorite. Right. Yeah. But Andrade came in looking her. McKenzie was a big favorite. Right.

But Androd came in looking fucking crisp and she was patient and she... Keep going, we'll get into that. Yeah, and so I have, you want me to start with that one? And then Darn. Sure. Can you see the other two? Yes. So I thought, I thought my, what I saw with McKenzie Dern was that she's a great grappler and everything

else. Without, she's still a little bit new to striking in comparison. And I think that there were some wild mistakes with her chin up and swinging wild. And I was like watching and drawing elbows in and just firing down the middle. And I was like, this is not going to work out. It was tough to watch Mackenzie during that fight because she didn't have the tools to get her down. Yes. So then she's forced to strike and striking so amateur. Yes. It was tough to watch.

Yes. Yes. How she's not I said it's on the shop show how she doesn't move to Dagestan and just wrestle full-time be the could be but the women's division. Yeah. Because she should not be striking. Well, her job was she, she was using that jab, she was dipping and throwing that jab. That's how you win your fight.

But I was like, okay, she's throwing a jab, it's pretty good jab. And then in those exchanges. Her changes, yeah. But then also she's also moving back like this too. All of it was a nightmare. Your technique was bad. And then also she's not with Perillo anymore,

which is a complete mistake. She's not? Why? A number of things. not with Perillo anymore, which is a complete mistake. She's not. Why? A number of things. But with a Dern too, it's like she's so elite on the ground, but you got to be able to get these girls down. And when you can't get them down for a strike, like, it's going to be tough for her to be. I think someone like Jessica and Drod to, like, you may be elite on the ground, but someone like Jessica and Drod can actually, she has so much experience that she can

neutralize your ground game alone. Man, if she goes to the ground, McKenzie should be in some trouble. Can she outline? Anybody would be in trouble, but Drod is somebody who can, like, a lot of these people can start to learn how to like, deal with that. They get some medical. She got some medical at the last fight, but she's been admitted.

But McKenzie turns a straight world champion on the ground. If she can just get them down, if she is, she has jiu-jitsu take this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't have, you know, like freestyle, US wrestling. That's why you're saying that, that's why you're saying wrestling. Do something, but commit to just getting girls down

because the game plan of striking with these top five, top six, top 10, you never even become champ. Her outlier, her skill set is to get girls down, submit them. But if you're forced to strike, then we get a shitty striking match. Yeah. Yeah.

And then the combates, we can't go from here. You're saying, go wrestle, wrestle, wrestle. Go learn. She's 30. It's gonna be tough. But with the combating event, Tom Aslan, I'll surrogate, publish. Let me tell you this.

Yeah. Tom Aslan, all that came out, he wasn't able to train the entire week before the fight. He had the fight on two week notice, had a back issue, had a back injury. Couldn't train at least a week before the fight. That's why he came in at 260, because he usually comes in at 245, I think.

I know he's usually about 50 something. Yeah, he's big. Yeah, but he was a basic train one week and became World Champion. Well, that's also a lifetime of training, lifetime of good training, proper training. I was saying that Aspenal, there was a difference in athleticism, you could see it.

Like there's just a difference in athleticism. Oh, he's the most athletic person. He's crazy. But also, you're talking about a guy who spars and apparently holds his own with guys like, I don't know if you ever heard of Tyson Fury. I think his name is Remi that K1 champion heavyweight monster. These are his sparring partners.

So you're not throwing anything at him. He hasn't seen. He's seen the power. But when I watched him and I watched Pavlovich who's terrifying, you know, he's got crazy reach, crazy power. But I watched the difference in like how Aspenal was getting powerless to step wherever he wanted and he just a lot like honestly.

Remember, so you had success early. He landed a one, two, there. You see Thomas. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh time. So Tommy got to, yeah, it's so funny. Yeah, so Tommy came up in the Jiu-Jitsu gym, off to the world class Jiu-Jitsu practitioner, then his dad left a good-paying job in England to just focus on his son, and something comes to world champion. Wow.

When he put that belt on his dad, it was great. How cool is that? Yeah, man, he's the real deal. And before we get into the other event, I'm just going to say that that uh... i think as well is going to be holding the belt

he's got a big challenge ahead of him and uh... and i and i and i'm gonna say a name that you may be now now do you think who is who is his toughest fight john john john john john not even called john john john Jones, because of John's wrestling, or striking, his kicks. It's the greatest battle of all time.

Yeah, pick your poison. He's the best we've ever had. Yeah. That'd be by far as biggest challenge. It'll be as big as challenge. I'm close. I'm taking astronauts' blades. There's loads to be tough to.

I'm taking astronauts, because of really, yeah. Stylistically, yeah. Yeah. So I'm saying Aspenal because of really yeah Stylistically, yeah, yeah, so I'm I'm I'm saying I got money on Aspenal with John Jones Because I think he's more powerful. I think he's naturally bigger. I think he's got the jujitsu to neutralize John Jones wrestling I think he's probably better striker. I don't although John Jones John Jones is a front kick that's a fun kick Better striker than John do. Yeah, you're interesting. I know. Yeah, that's terrible front kick That's a front kick better striker than John dove. Yeah

Interesting. Yeah, that's terrible. Okay, you go I have listen, you know what you're drinking. I know. Nobody's a bigger time. I small fan that I am drinking with the say is The greatest of all time John. He's a man new boyfriend. So I should be just learn about this weekend I said he's champ how long ago? watched him i've watched him two years ago two years ago i thought he might be a world champ you're right you're right you did two years ago so but he's now that this me on his english nuts yeah to say he's a better striker than john is oh what do you say fucking stupid no no no no no what do you say around the water cooler a fucking stupid no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Never lost and thirty fights never lost be Gustafson, but you know what Brennan shop DC Brennan shop. He's fighting so it's a good strike, right? But hold on beats your guy a minute. I'll get that smaller smaller guys. He's fighting John Jones

Not once bigger than he is Brennan John Jones is now that's the same size as he is yes, and Gustafson in the first fight Got Almost the better of him. You put it lost and then the rematch got knocked out. Sir, you're right. Do you see how stupid it is? No, no, no, no. Oh, you still have a real ass.

Now here's why, here's why. You got a lot of clue and call the same. Got to understand. You fucking stupid dude. You got to understand this ain't 205, Bubba. This, we in heavyweight now. And Asma ain't hearing a peep out of John Jones power But John Jones can't even get hit on the top of the dome by a guy like Asmol

Huge huge X factor now hear me out again John's got to fight him He's got a fight him like this because he gets caught in here by those giant guys. Oh my god Game now you get striker. I am getting to see real gone if you don't mind punches. He landed He gets caught in the air by those giant guys. Oh my God. Is it a time game? Now, I'm getting to Cyril God. You know what I'm doing? Punches he landed? Cyril God.

Got a little overwhelmed. He's got a moment, right? He's a good striker. High level striker. Was afraid of the wrestling. Doesn't have the wrestling. Sure. Tom Aspenal is going to have his hands full with Mr. Cyril God.

God, what another stupid fucking thing. Okay, he's going to have, and remember you said that. Remember you said that. You know what Tommy's gonna do to Cirogan? What's Cirogan doing with his wrestling? There isn't an issue with that wrestling. What about the jujitsu? He's a two-striped white belt jujitsu.

Is he only two-striped white? They say he's a blue, but I didn't see it. Yeah. He got choked out with a front fucking ass. A bit of an issue. It's all this, and you know what? I take it back. You're right.

But if he stands in bangs with Cyril Gunn, it's gonna be a problem. No, I'm not for all sweeps the floor with Cyril Gunn. But I think that's by nest, because no big deal. You just think you take him, you mean, just he takes him to the ground, and it's the task.

Yeah, quickly takes him down. Yeah. I just, I still am going with Cyril Gunn, because I want to make this exciting. Now, please put some respect on, and I know you have, but you've got to put more respect on Aspenal's name when it comes to John Jones because you have to admit John doesn't have the kind of power. I never said John would be, I said, just don't be scared.

Oh, okay. I still have time. You still have time to do that. Okay. Because I just think, I do think, I think I'm the best heavily in the world. How long do I say that? I think in this game. Here's a go. Two years ago. I think in this game, years ago, two years ago.

I think in this game, with you guys, when guys your size, years ago, start swinging, and you hit somebody on the top of the dome. They keep saying top of the dome, I appreciate it. But it's true, that's what he got, and I think he's not Pavley.

That's what he got, just now. Him and Temple. He hit him in the top of the head, dude. I saw it right here, and then Temple's doing that, it wasn't so much the temple though, it was just like off here. It was like almost like glancing below,

it's all it takes. You know what Tom's dad says to him every time before he goes in the lockdown? Don't get hit. He's like, a father first, don't get hit. We can't get hit. Do not get hit. Especially a surrogate, do not get hit.

Jesus, do not get hit by that Russian madman. Jesus, that was nuts. I thought thought I predict that time was gonna beat him But I I said under three rounds and I thought he was gonna eventually get the submission I didn't picture him knock him out 90 seconds. What happens to Sergei Pavlovich goes back and just fights He goes a Russian get shame price-doned I don't know how they do it around him. What's his? He's two. Sergay? He's like two. Serghan's one, I think he's two, right? He's high, but he'll get a...

So we won't see John fight for 16 months, maybe? Oh, yeah. You'll see him fight next November, December. That's soon after a torn pack? Like you're? Yeah. You're talking about more than a year. He'll be, yeah.

Usually, if they say eight months, with John with some supplements, especially not, you saw his kick rocks, you know? Yeah. He'll be, yeah, usually they say eight months with John with some supplements, especially that you saw this kick rocked, you know? He'll be back, I bet. I bet they announced the fight by October next year, but it's gonna be steep A. It's not aspirinal. Let's get to, it's gonna be steep A. It's guaranteed that's the fight.

John's on steep A. And still, they're not stripping John of the belt. No. Do you think that's, do you agree with that? It's a tough position. I don't admire Dana in this situation. You can't strip the grace wall time of his belt because of an injury, but then you also have Tom Aspenall

who's your legit champion. If John Jones wins against Tom Aspenall, I think he's like, who's already the best dude? He's not the best.'s not even if he lost I mean he's already the best. Yeah, there's nothing more He beats him. It's like what nuts us But this is good for John like let more contenders get bigger names And then he doesn't have to retire to beat steep a because now I think his plan before was to beat steep a retire Let the division build but now the division's built Aspen was right there.

So he would, maybe we get two fights out, John said a one now. That's the good thing. That's the thing. So Yuri, Paera, I call that. I just, Paera's just so big. And also, I hear he's very unorthodox and it has worked for him a lot.

But I was just like, I think a guy like Beharro, who's just, he's just fundamentally so sound. I just don't think that stuff, the dipping, like he would dip and throw that upper cut. You see that once, you're like, okay, I've seen that. All right, that stuff doesn't really confuse a guy like Beharro usually. It does he landed, dude, it's success early on.

And it took him a lot. My thing with Heary and with par-up even is, and I know you're gonna criticize for this, I don't understand how you're at mid-distance with your arms that low. I know that you're threatening takedowns. I know you're keeping your hands down because you can't see the punch is coming.

I know that's an MMA factor to that, but when you're in mid-distance with guys who can hit like that, and I was watching Yeary like, stand here and punch this close, I went, I was like, I'm not a genius, but he's gonna get caught with a left hook or a right hand, I called it.

I was like, there's no way he's not gonna do that in that exchange, plus he's doing it with a bigger guy and low and behold, that's not rocket science. And I know it worth for him, but it's like, I don't get that. That. That. Yeah, but until you. Two time, Yeah, but until you come up against Bejara, I know.

And I think, by the way, same thing when I was watching Bejara. But also you're all up on Strickland, that's what the Philly Show and his hands down, real champion. But there's this, at least there's that. Hands down. His hands, but he's got one hand up,

but this Philly Show's different because you're protecting yourself. You're protecting it but he's got one hand up but this really shows different because you're protecting yourself yeah as long as one hands up yeah because you're using your shoulder you're covering your body you know what happened with strictly when he's doing that yeah you got not that by yeah by a much bigger guy it doesn't matter yeah not that yeah but overall I think you know I just think it makes common sense to be here admit distance if you're if you're exchanging call yours can't look at those you know i'm saying like here we know your world champions got you the number

and ranking get your hands up you know i'm saying it's just what it's not that's what he's great it's not what they do i think he gets not i mean he's very athletic they fight ten times that fights five and five oh no i don't agree yeah i don't agree. Yeah. I don't think so. I think that the problem is that you cannot fight a guy who's bigger like Pahera.

He's not that much bigger, bubble. He is heavier. He's just heavier. And you're coming in there, fighting the guy at mid distance for your hands down like Pahera. I think he's, Pahera is just a higher level striker. You could make that argument. He's a higher level striker.

Yeah. And I think you're gonna get caught with that left hook of that right hand again in the exchange. 10 times that now. Yeah. And I think you're going to get caught with that left hook at that right hand again in the exchange. Ten times that thing. Yeah. So, so if that fight had gone another five minutes, oh, I have a question. If that fight had gone another five minutes, I think the same thing would happen in that

fight. Eventually, yeah, playing a dangerous game. Yes. But do you think that stoppage was too soon? It's, here's why none of this matters because here it was like, there was the right stoppage as out. Wow. Yeah, so there's no conversation now if you're like this is ridiculous They shouldn't have stopped it then yeah, let's talk about it But when the fighter goes I was out of the Reff can see his eyes the ref is looking at the guys out

Well, we all saw he was out Yeah, and then the the guy doing the dominating the the more dominating position is on top and mount and the guys out on his feet That's trouble, Bubba. But it's a World Championship fight. You gotta let me down. And he did do a summer assault and was right back up. But not, but you still off. When he got up, he was bambeing on ice.

Did him a favor, I think. Like that's it. Lifted a fight on a date. It is a World Championship fight. You gotta let that go. A little bit, right? Yeah. And real quick, just so in his...

She wants to see you guys diving. I don't, I don't. But so you know, we've seen Yuri fight before he he actually got knocked out and wakes up and beats his Even knocked out before even even your that that a post-fight speech that he said that guy was out There was a good call, but I never give up. I will come back. So he even said like before a wrath imagine that I know what I'm saying Knocked out before so I was gonna let it go, but so it's like Know what I'm saying knocked out before so I was gonna let it go, but so it's like A little bit more just a title fight with you overall I would like to see a few shots land on top. I'd like to see me a little more than cushion on top

Okay, now that's what we're talking about Jim when you put it like that it's like man I just like to see him get a couple more Concussion if we're gonna be putting ourselves in a position a position to get concussed if you're working your entire life to get this point Yeah, give me that opportunity, you know? Or live the final day, Yuri wins one more is right back there. I don't know. I felt like it should have won.

I agree, my initial instinct was like, oh, it was a little early. But then when Yuri got on, I was like, no, I was out. That's fine, fine with the stuff. But you see his arms, like he, he's the guy that's about to, but he's, he's showing that before.

He's like him, like, finish him. No, he's coming down. Well, if Yuri's out of here, it doesn't matter. Now, he's got a problem. The ex is in mount. Yeah. That's where it's dice.

If it happened, then yeah, like mount it. Stop it. Like, I mean, he did get to the door. You know, you can get up there. Yuri picked him up and brought him right to the ground. He won the first round. You could say close the leg kicks. Really did a lot of damage.

Really took away his awkwardness. Those leg kicks were the difference. Close the first round. Yeah, but you're right. Those leg kicks would have just... Big difference. Now, now, now perafights what's his name?

Jamal Hill. Jamal Hill just towards the keelies two months ago. Is he still? I thought it was two months ago. Maybe three max, but you're out for a hot second. I thought he was ready to go. No, no, no. That's a long time. That's a year, right? Yes, yeah. And eight to 12 months. Before you can start training, right? I mean, I mean, July 14th, 2023. Okay, so, so you got June, July, August, September, October, November. So four months ago, so you're looking at late next year? Yeah, nevermind.

And then you start training on it? So you're looking at what, I mean, two years. No, no, not two years. I'll be back next year, but OX isn't going to wait for that. He called it, Izzy, which is a great call out. It's not going to happen, but it just gets Izzy, which is a great call out. It's not gonna happen, but it just gets Izzy, you know, the fire back Yeah Who does Alex fight next?

He could fight racquet. He could fight Johnny Walker. Anthony Smith Anthony Smith that I haven't heard from in a while The Johnny Walker one's the most exciting one. That's the most fan-friendly one. Well, I think actually, Ankel Iev is the one that's gonna be the champion eventually. And I think Ankel Iev was doing to Johnny Walker. He was gonna finish Johnny Walker on that fight.

God, it's so hard to tell, but that was so early. I think Ankel Iev was the one who saw. You saw, I feel like you saw. Ain't Clive's not gonna let him become Jimin. You have all these fun strikers and he's gonna toss in that fight. They're not gonna let him. He's gonna make that road so tough for him.

You think they're just gonna toss him out, I'll experience and ruin their start? He's stupid, huh? I bet you they will. No, not chance. Huh? They're gonna give him the John Fitz treatment. How do you, you can't sell it?

You have it, how do you keep them from that after a while? Easily. He's got a number two. It doesn't matter. Well, but who's it? Oh, you think rankings matter, Bob? Well, well, but he's got to fight. Not number two guy. No, he doesn't.

Well, well, he doesn't fight. Whoever they want. So you just let Magama just sit there on the vine. It's exactly what they're gonna do, because if you can't sell a pay-per-view, they're not gonna let him be, Alex is a massive they're gonna do because if you can't sell a pay-per-view, they're not gonna let him be, Alex is a massive star now.

Yeah, but you could make him a, it's like, he's like a queen, he's like a fucking, you know, could be giant, could be. He's not having a daggstand. No, he had the draw, then he had the fucking no contest.

He's like, no, no, no. So he's just gonna sit there and make it very difficult for him. Yeah. Same way the Curtis Blades, they made it very difficult for him. Guys that aren't that exciting, the cell pay reviews, you gotta become undeniable for the give you a shot. Undeniable.

Have to go through, you gotta walk through fire. Rankings do not matter. Well, sooner you've realized that, the better off you're gonna be in this game. The data doesn't go, okay, two, one, four, three, no. Alex Peer jumped from 15 to four. Homs out went from on ranked of five. It's what, what can we sell?

That's what it is. It's matchups, it's entertainment. And Mark about a cough, fucking sell. And he's also a nightmare to fight. Yes and no, I mean, you know, he said some tough times too. Like, he's not doing so many favors with the draws and the no contest. So you have CZ, no, no, no, no. Give him three horrible fights.

Now, he went those like, alright, give him a goddamn title shot. But by that time Alex is off to the races. They're gonna make it super difficult for him. Hmm. So, what do you think Alex fights? Either Johnny Walker or Anthony Smith. Anthony Smith is more available because Anthony Smith and him have a beef too. So there's a story there, a bit of a story, but Rackic is scheduled to fight.

We could make that v jacket and Yann is supposed to fight. Rackic versus Alex is a great fight. I don't know about that. There's so many, oh he's so fun. Savage. Really? Savage. Oh, Savage.

Yeah. Racket, year, like light of you, it's great. They just say they want, what's better for ratings is those highlights, those strikes, just that kung fu shit going on. Don't say kung fu. No, it's kung fu. Oh god.

That's what they want. Kicks, punches. You've not trained the kind of kung fu shit going on. Don't say kung fu. No, it's kung fu. Oh, God. That's what they want. Kicks, punches. You've not trained the kind of kung fu that I'm talking about. You just have. They just want entertaining fights that sell paper views. Even like Khalil, he's at 11, but Khalil and Alex kickboxing. Oh, Khalil wins one. They're going to give him a $3.

Make sure he gets up there. They make it very difficult if you're just, you know, if you're not excited. Yeah. They just give you the worst matchups. Yeah, I mean, get it, you know? It's not like March Madness. No.

I'm not as excited ever at the 205'5 i mean i'm not as i am like say fifty five or seventy two o'5 is great right now buddy and not not as good as fifty five i think fifty five is just higher like level of skill i think with a lighter weight in the history of fighting was gonna be especially fifty five is just fucking fifty five seventies great eighty five is a little dead if the homesteads in there yeah and light heavyweight heavyweight come who do you have against with the duplies? He's a striker I don't know that's what it's the most exciting fight out of the three Dana announced so the announced Alex and Topuria he announced

Sean Sugar Sean and Cheeto then he announced that's a march and they announced Sean striker and DDP Cheeto, then he announced that's a March, then he announced Sean Strickland, DDP. The other ones I can kind of give you an S one, how they're gonna go. This one I don't know, because I don't know, I'm on Sean's nuts and you're so good, but was it a case of, is he having an off night? Sean has, you know, just had his night or is Sean that fucking good? Because if he's that good, DDP's not gonna hit him. He's gonna piece him up

But dvp hits fucking huge And he hits hard and he's just unconventional and he just comes forward like he's a savage dude That one I don't know I don't know I couldn't call it. That's the one fight. I can't I have no idea how that's gonna go. I have no clue Hmm, I know I am I'm on both of them. Team all body too. Got some tits on him. Got some tits. That one I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah, dogging that fight. You know, I'll just go with Strickland. Thanks, man. Thank you. Hell yeah. All right, I think if anybody tries to stand in Bang with Strickland. Thanks, man. Thank you. Hell yeah. All right, I think if anybody tries to stand

in bang with Strickland punching wise, it's, you know, it's gonna be tough for him. Alex did it. But, do you play a single one? I would say, do police say it's harder than anybody Strickland's fight? Really? Good, God.

Yeah, hell yeah. He's just so awkward, but it works for him. He just comes forward. I have no, I don't know how to call that fight. I own stuff. We'll see. I mean, by the way, part of what makes Sean Strickland such a people's champ is that he's vulnerable.

They just like, we were all surprised. He beat this incredible, you know, I mean, Israel has done it one of the greatest. So it's like, it's not that we haven't seen Sean Strickland lose and it's not that it would be, it was surprising that he won. So if the duplies he beats him, it's not going to be like, what? You know, you know, you know, that's the only one. I don't know how to call that one. Don't want stuff to get a read on.

Very tough. Very, very tough. Yeah. Best fight of the three three all three of them are freaking Ridiculous fights, but that one stuff. Yep. That was the most exciting one for sure. That's in January I think it is in Toronto right they're doing Canada get a South African and a American fight in Toronto Canadians like we'll take whatever dude They're stoked they're getting fights I know Yeah January 20 Canadians like we'll take whatever dude. They're just stoked they're getting fights. I know.

Yeah January 20. Mm. Jan 20. And then one of the paper users is in LA, right, Chit, they think? They think that Alex Volkanovsky versus Topporia might be, oh, that's what Nick Davy says. Interesting. Goldnower usually knows. He knows his own way.

Volkowski, what against who? Sorry, Ilya Topporia, who is a bad ace. And some people are saying it's like a little too soon for Volcanoeski since then. Yeah, I'm not crazy about it. But tough fight, yeah. I'm sorry, why is that fight? Yeah, let me look.

Fabury. I think you know, I'm right. It's Fabury, then I'm right. I know for a fact. And then I'm 56, I have to still go October November. Oh, they say it. I'm like, I'm sussed. Yeah, I'm like, I'm sussed. But when I would be 10 months or now, I...

Feb 17. And it's rumor to be either in Vegas or LA, but it seems like it might be in LA. Which would be dope for us I mean are you gonna go to if we don't do a fight campaign? I'll be an I rap for me Fight to my husband I rack on your fuck You just don't go to fights. I know hell no fight. I can't imagine if you want to fight you'd be you couldn't even walk around You'll be horrible. Yeah, yeah, I'd rather watch at home. Yeah

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yeah I'd like to do a companion for those I would go to that I'm into a live event all the time last one I went to I want to won championship, but then last what I went to was that won championship in Denver. Yeah. Yeah. You have these Bob and though, it is Bob people. It's just thinking that I was like, there are a lot of fights I'm so psyched to see. He did it's Bob and but there's that lawsuit going that no way once I talk about that lawsuit's deeper than people think. Wait, because now it's going to court. Which one? The antitrust lawsuit.

The antitrust lawsuit. That's getting a lot of ground, a lot of steam. The antitrust. It's going to court. They're the only monopoly and the way they treat the five. And they have like 300 fighters that are on that lawsuit. Oh. So that to release all their physical financials,

like the financial, all that we didn't get privy too, so I had to release all that financial information. And here's where it's weird. So it's funded, it's headed by Kung Li. Remember all those guys in John Fitch? Right. So in most cases, a company like UFC is gonna settle out of court. Because the risk is they go through the lawsuit,

they're gonna end up paying $5.2 billion, which I don't give a fuck how big your company is, that's gonna hurt you. Destroy you. How much? $5.2 billion, sir. So usually companies would settle, Which I don't give fuck how big your company is that's gonna hurt you destroy you how much five point two billion sir So usually companies would settle for whatever two billion three billion so they don't get exposed for the five billion But these fighters aren't doing it for that reason no So they what it's gonna go to court and they're gonna win you think so yes

Because you see could just make go away usually, but I can't. Well, usually when that happens, they break up the UFC, they will break you up into different companies. It's not good, but you should be paying a visit to this. It's a much bigger deal than people think. Wow. It's been going on for years, and they're finally getting to this point. Hmm. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty wild. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I could get really dicey. It was a matter of time before a lawyer has got involved with that. Would they, you know, fight or fight? Do they've been fighting this for seven years? Eight years? More than that. I mean, I think I've been hearing about, well, the fighters pay.

I mean, I've been hearing about this. Well, no, no, I'm not talking about this lawsuit, but that's been going on for seven years It's how long it's taking get to this point Well a lot of powerful interest and could you get dicey for the UFC? I think what you have to do is go we're selling Saudi Arabia. See you later. Don't suck Yeah, I hope he doesn't ruin the UFC. That would really suck. Yeah, they'll figure it out though Yeah, guys'll figure it out though. Yeah. Guys just go missing.

They'll figure it out. What do you got you? All right, the first thing is, we talked about this last week about Jelly Roll. So he did win the new artists of the year for the The Street of Mage. I have the speech here. It's one of the best speeches you can ever hear.

It's so good. So we'll play it for you guys right now. Finally, there is something poetic about a 39 year old man winning new artists of the year. I don't know where you're at in your life or what you're going through, but I want to tell you to keep going, baby. I want to tell you success is on the other side of it. I want to tell you it's going to be okay. I want to tell you that the hear's status is in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hear's in it, the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair's dead and the hair He's gonna be a preacher one day. He's so good. Dude. He's awesome That was beautiful. Yeah, so good. He's awesome. Um, he got a Grammy nomination till he just found out Yeah, dude, he's a very much No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Postes are not because I'm soybosal but the greatest honor an honest they were here Is it they've been on the internet for a gram

I had to hear that this morning What a good guy I didn't grab my kiss with my daddy that I tried to make a video seven times y'all I love y'all man. So much. I'm not sure about it. Yeah dude.

He's the best. What a great. That's our boy video. I got the best people on the planet. Yeah. You're gonna make that video. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming out.

You piece of shit. That's crazy though. Jelly, think about it. How long have you been with Jen? And how? Since how awesome he out? You piece of shit. It's in me. That's crazy though. Jelly, think about it. How long have you been with Jen?

And how awesome he's been to all of us. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, he's a great person. Yeah, he's a great person. Yeah, he's a great person. All righty. Oh, Georgie, this one? This is just a fun flop I saw from college football.

What's he got in there, say something? And now, they have to get a sell it. She puts at the lot. Why do you do that? He's just so good. Beautiful display of love and racism. He's all, oh! That's great.

And this one, I think, is enough. Okay, guys, Lane Kiffin got a little grumpy in the locker room he was trying to get a hold of this player this player didn't want to show up and after a couple weeks of trying to get him to come to the locker room he finally did and this is what Lane had to say. If you would have come here when you kept getting messages the head coach wants to talk to you and you say I'm not ready to talk to him. Who was it? What the fuck, where all do you live in? Oh, I'm sorry, I need to suspect what.

Get out of here. Go, go, go, you're off the team. You're done. See you. See you. Because I'm, see you. Go, go. And guess what, we came kick you off the team.

So go read your fucking rights about mental health. We came to kick you off the team for not showing up. When the head coach asked to meet with you, and you don't show up for weeks, okay, we can remove you from the team. It's called being a f***ing, it's called hiding behind s***, and not showing up to work.

If you would have come here, when you kept getting messages, the head coach wants to talk to you I think that's it to it's replaying it. I don't problem with it. I don't either. I don't either If you don't show up for work is kid recording the head yeah, of course, yeah, of course Of course, that's what he's trying to do and get people to ride like you can it is a guy of course Gonna get in trouble. No, absolutely not good because it's get out of here. It's fucking sports Yeah, and also you're that was shit those you're those weak-minded individuals. It's fucking sports. Yeah, and also you're a shit. Those, those weak-minded individuals,

it's just sports is in for you. You have mental health, all good, man. Then don't play football. Don't play on that team. No one's, you allow them, allow you play football is a privilege. Also, I'm sorry, but you may have mental health. Totally understand.

It doesn't mean you don't show up to talk to the coach. No. You, sorry. And you might, if you, if you've got bad, Stan. It doesn't mean you don't show up to talk to the coach. No. You, sorry. And you might, if you, if you've got bad, how many people lean into the medial health thing? It's that bad, you can't be on the top. That's what I'm saying. If I'm laying, I'm going,

if your mental health is so bad, don't be on the fucking foot. You don't want a head injury. That paid for your college tuition and gave you all this notoriety. This is a privilege. And if you can't show up for a meeting, we have a 30 other guys who will do it

that don't have your weird struggle, dude. Yeah, I would kick him off the team immediately. He's leaning into the mental health thing and then he's recording it so he gets sympathy, but he's a piece of shit. Yeah, that's all that is. He's just, he's been, he's a little spoiled. These spoiled brats are in for a rude awakening

when they think he can lean into the mental health side of things in sport. Well, so are kids in college. So are all these kids in college that major in things that don't matter and have been and believe that the world is victim victimizers. But then they get in the real world like I don't get I can't make it money. I don't need you. Get the fuck out. Nobody's gonna hire you dumb man. Nobody likes you. No. Just the shit head in general. Yeah. Fuck out of here. You're you're taking up space it's all they're all

being lied to in college all right here's the next one so this guy got out of his car the drive-thru at McDonald's and he was really upset because they didn't give him apparently like odd enough fries and he went a little eight yep this is what happens when you're hungry This is what happens when you're hungry. You two did it! You f**king f**king! But also just give him his fries so you get the f**k out of it. You got it.

You got it! You got it right there! You f**king f**king f**king f**king! You got it! You got me so full! He's drunk. Yeah, he's not all there. You got it.

You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. Yeah, he's not all there Is he on the Ole Miss football team too? Oh, wow Yeah, these hammer Drugs or something hey bro the fries are good. They're not this I'm gonna use the f***ing food! He's climbing out! He's cooking your food! Give me some f***ing fries!

Give me that bag for her! I'm gonna grab your hand! I'm gonna grab your hand! Can you imagine these guys just making minimum wage dealing with us though? She's like, they're coming! He's literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally I'm really losing his mind. Oh. Dude, the fuck the whole. I never said this. Why do you get the fuck? You're taking it all to the right of life. Fuck off. He went racist with it too. What do you say?

I didn't hear. Because even after he gave him his fries, he went racist with it. Did he? What do you say? I can't. I can't. I don't know.

Some about America. Some about fries. Bird Kings are better. Yeah, by the way, businesses should be equal with pepper spray and tasers, true. Yeah, they should just taste this shit on them. Do you guys have that, I said you and Rogan are a group chat with Eddie in Tarzana,

they found that woman's torso, you have that on it? We have, yeah. That's just Sinoz, yes. Sinoz had it last week that they found body parts. It's like really close to here. It's here for this Yeah, we got all fill you in on this So this is what is the first report and then it's on TMZ now So this they found a woman's torso and in Sino in a dumpster and it's come out that it Sam Haskell's son

He was a big agent in LA like dolly part and a lot of people and apparently his son's wife and in-laws have been missing. And he hired some day laborers to take the bags and throw them away. The day laborers opened the bags and were like, oh, there's people in here. So we're gonna call the police.

And here's some video footage of them trying to get rid of the bags. Of the day laborers? The day laborers are getting the bags in this video. It's hard to see, but yeah. You see the, they like to do it. They apparently went down the street and then got curious and opened the bag

and was like, this doesn't check out. Aren't her parents missing too? It's the wife and the in-laws. I think they found their bodies cut up too. So he got pissed and just went to town on three of them. They didn't touch the kids. It's a white dude three Asians. Yeah, it's a wife was Asian. They're Asian. Oh, I don't know. Now you care, don't you, Chin? What the hell? Yeah, I'm just saying. Oh, wow. You kidding me? It just makes it what it was all white. You weren't so high. This guy. So this guy's so dumb. I'm gonna get rid of that.

I'm gonna put him in a garbage bag and put them right outside my house. No, he didn't have that. He had to go outside his house. He put it down another street, but then some dude was going through the... It's a tail. Oh, terrible idea.

But the guy was going through this, looking for recycling and open up and saw a woman's torso. So it didn't, the hired like somewhere there. They hired the hired day laborer guys to take the bag. No, no, no, no. The daily, the day laborer guys were like, no, we're not that torso. So it didn't, the hired like somewhere there. Behind the hired day laborer guys, to take the bag. No, no, no, no. The daily, the day laborer guys were like, no, we're not taking this. They brought it back.

They brought it back and then they went to a CHP. It was like, you gotta call the LAPD. We don't deal with this. But originally all this, let's start it, was he dumped it himself, part of the torso, behind this place of business. This person, homeless, I don't know, going through looking for recycled cans,

open the bag up to look for cans and found a woman's torso called the cops. So that was the first report. And they found the parents too? Yeah, that's why I hear they found the parents body parts now. Have you seen the guy though who did it? His videos, I think they're taking down now on Instagram, wild boy, like out to lunch wild.

Oh, crazy. Yeah, let's see. Hold on. They're down, but I'm shaking, fine, I lunch wild. Oh crazy. Yeah, let's see I did down, but I'm shaking fine. I'm gonna hit it. There he is and then here's the plot twist I'm totally superficial Yo shout out to LinkedIn for just making it like so much more streamlined for me to be told no repeatedly Like my resume says unhappy bitter repeatedly like my resume says unhappy bitter resentful and like really good at ordering off the menu shut us to the waiter at the restaurant above Nordstrom's perspective like completely burning it out of my play like

monster are you what kind of monster are you? What kind of monster are you? I can't even imagine reading one of these homeless people's signs. It's very Brad Cooper trying to like reconnect with Irina Shay. Oh my god. Sorry about the four. Shout out to my big homie for like buying me camel lights throughout middle school and high school. And I have lemonade colored tea. Okay. Oh, it's not was fast like looking really fast.

Oh, seems totally normal. Typing chances are you are more. You get random letters and numbers. I was at a conference real quick. You guys by mistake and the number one thing they talk about was consistency like the consistent. Now, I'm consistentlyently never gonna stop drinking Okay, this guy's always funny He's a game developer games on her educator. He's an entrepreneur. I'm literally dumping entire bags of shredded cheese into my mouth

Yo shout out to the Bella Florence fiance for literally making it by having a tattoo of an avocado My goal was to try and drop some LBs by just like not eating any more breakfast burritos But instead I decided to just spend last month and to do that. I'm just gonna stop buying water at here on a scale from one of the last so how in need of a career reset are you? Because I am. He's actually funny. He's clearly not doing well.

He's actually funny though. He's funny. He's kinda reminds me of something. He's actually got a great sense of humor on him. Yeah, I agree to. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, sociopath. Yeah. Yeah, he killed him. Didn't he?? Yeah, social path. There. Yeah.

We, she killed her. Didn't he? Three people? Oh no, and they found her to pay him more. Oh, that would make you a sense. Yeah, they caught him at the to pay him all hiding out. I wonder what he, what was going on with them? Yes, two kids. Two kids. That's a social path.

But also, he's funny. But also, he was like making fun of himself and being silly. Yeah, but he's a killer. Shout outs in my homey. Shout outs. Making me smoke and that's why I have lemonade color teeth. And so I'm going to be consistent and never stop drinking. He's a fucking.

I mean, murder. It's kind of funny. What happened, dumb, dumb? I mean, you know, that lost and obviously has some serious mental issues and he murders and cuts people up. You know, crazy, you gotta be to cut your wife up. Look, and then her grandfather is. I have anger issues.

I've never in my life, like I have murderous anger issues sometimes, but I'm never in my life and like, I'm gonna cut you up. Like, yeah, no shit, you know? I fucking hoped so, dude. But I know, I fucking hope so dude But I mean I love how you like one thing I want to make very clear I would never cut my wife up and well, but I mean you're gonna have a freak out and flip out But but I'm more likely to hit myself. I'm not gonna hit you. It's like it cuz you're not a sociopath killer, dude

You don't you make that distinction, right? I don't even have, I wanna be very clear, man. I get very upset and I think about killing people. I wouldn't go that long. I'm saying you don't have anger issues and flip out, but you can't flip out to that degree. Cut, cut. Who knows, to kill all three of them is clearly all planned.

100%. You had to bleed the bodies. You got to die in the bathroom. You got to die, dude. I used to watch Dexter. I mean, you gotta have like a saw. All that shit. No, all rooms. But he was like Robin got to die in a bad room. You got to die like, I used to watch Dexter. I mean, you got to have like a saw in the whole room. Oh, that's true. But he was like Robinhood.

He was killing bad people. This guy's killing good people. Yeah. I think that's a real thing. That is a product of a lot of money and Los Angeles where you just were, that is classic LA. I don't think so, man. I don't think class LA is something your wife and cousin

would get at least. I've never heard of Hollywood movies. Cutting your wife and cut me would get at least I've never heard of Hollywood Cutting his wife. Yeah, you've been too cool to him, right? Brian's like too bad. He's gone. I have him open for me It's not that you're fucking minding I'm saying that he's he talks like a kid who's grown up like he talks like a valley girl Yeah, oh my god. Oh, tell me shout out to the guy and gave me cigarettes. I was in high school Shout out to my mate. He to my home. He was like I'm just gonna But I thought he was gonna save money and stop buying water. It's funny. That's a funny joke

Funny for a serial killer kill the money. Why the funniest killer we know. Yeah, we don't know That's fair funny. It's killer. We know funny. It's killer funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's mass murder We know because I think more than three. Ted Bunny was pretty witty. Ted Bunny was pretty witty. Yeah, but I don't know if three is a mass. It's three or more. No, but that's a lot of people.

Yeah. Well, I think mass is five. Okay, how about this? Funniest family killer we know. Funniest guy who slaughters entire family. Funniest wife killer we know. Well, wife in law killer. You know?

Yeah. Well anyway, who cares about this? I do feel it. Yeah. I can't believe I was relieved it wasn't like a serial killer on the loose though, because it's so close to my neighborhood. When I found out I was, you know,

this went off and I'm like, oh, thank God. Because if it's like a serial killer on the, like kids aren it's so close to my neighborhood. When I found out, you know, this went off, I'm like, I'll thank God. Cause if it's like a serial on the, like kids aren't, I'm not taking my kids to school, I'm not risking that. So it was, it was the first thing cops do when they see, when they find a murder, a victim, they look at, if it's a woman, they look at the husband always, always, always, always, just the first one.

As a wife, that'll teach you not to talk back though, won't it? That will teach you not to talk back because you'll not be alive. Yeah, that's, that's dark. That's very dark. There, there, I had, I told this actress said one time we're talking, we're talking about the me to move men and all this stuff and how women are going about on men. I was like, someone, I mean, hate men.

And then they, they ruined their reputation. And then she looked at me and she goes, I goes I know and when men hate women they kill them. Fair point. Both are kind of dare point. Yeah. Both are desentants. One you don't have to watch. Really?

I don't have to watch the destruction. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got, Chin? Um, so we'll show you this one first. This is another one from Synology. Jesus! Why does the streets in Italy after escaping the circus?

Dude, in America, they can't have lines. I was just at the circus. You can't have live animals anymore. Circuses. Look it up. Holy shit! That's a full grown male lion. Holy shit, that's a full grown male lion

Is that a talent or Chinese giant male lion? I tell you it's not a male a lion size of that thing Just a giant kid. It's huge. I was that Chinese I tried talented lion My mom me I tried to line a lion you can tell it's Italian alright a little bit, but we got a pretty Chinese Let's finish with this your boy brand new you are so mad I post this like The hardest like you do it Even hot artists that's clearly I'm joking how bored is Jared let off Well, he's smart with it if I have to promote a special by climbing the Empire State building

We're not promoting this. Yeah, he's climbing. That's the Empire's tape building. Yeah, the top part of it. Oh, shit. So he started down. People like, you didn't climb the whole thing. We... What's up? So what, that's cool. I think that's cool. It's my thing, if you're Jared let it out.

Hey bud. It's also kind of scary by the way. How much attention can you get in the car? It's hugely scary. He has a rope, though, worst case of if you fall off. Either way, I'm scared of heights. I don't care. So that's still insane.

Rope or not? I'm still. If you're doing like, you made it bud. We don't have to do all this wild shitting more. I like it. Notice Steve was not putting hot sauce in his eye anymore. He's made it. Yeah. Like, I thought it was getting bored though, B.

That's all it is. He's bored of shit. Yeah, he's bored. This is no different entertainers like billionaires. They go see the tight tan, the climb mountain Everest. He's climbing the Pirates Day Bill and he just bored. Yeah. He's sick of fucking. That's what it is.

Oh my God. Because that used to get his rocks off. Nice to climb, Bill. You figure he did a lot of fucking. To girls like him. To girls like him. I don't guys do. Am I right?

That's it, buddy. Brach, can you explain, because I'm sure people want to ask about your nose. Can you explain, really? Oh, I was shooting in Raleigh. My boy Sean shout out to Sean who was in the military and he was nice enough to have us come out and shoot. What happened to your nose, dude? And I was shooting all different weapons. All different weapons. I got a little too close to the scope. Yep, I got it. I was trying to have a job. I was trying to have a job.

Yep, I got it. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour.

I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour.

I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have a tour. I was trying to have me. But I was getting super close to the scope because I wanted real accuracy and it went,

gay in my nose. And I was like, this guy, and then I don't get embarrassed, but I was like, ah, not a big deal. And I was like, I could just see the blood. And I was like, ah, shit. Damn it. You like this? Damn it.

My dad, my dad always talks about, I was a marine, it was a sniper. Oh, okay. We buys some fucking elk gun, bear gun, 370. So loud when you shoot it outside, you have to keep your mouth open or a blow out. He's so fucking loud. And he's lying down on the ground. He's a kept saying, I want to cite my rifle. I want to cite my rifle. We're in Alaska. He shoots the gun. And he just goes like that. I see him do that gun and he just goes like that. I see him do that and he just looks at me like that. He's got a fucking perfect old circle.

He looked like a fucking half a raccoon the whole time. It cut him. It cut such a deep cut right through. He was just like, I was like, you love that you're a marine. I was like, I'm a marine. What happened? Sniper my ass.

Just go. Ah, I was, I'm used to shoot them once. I mean, there's just like this, douche, holler. They blew your hair back, dude. Oh, dude. But we didn't do, we didn't hunt bear anymore. And I shot that thing once and I was like,

oh my God, I was so fucking mad, I couldn't even, I was like, oh Jesus, you know, no thanks. No thanks. Guys, this weekend, Yuck Yuck's Thursday. Thursday, Friday Saturday, Calgary weekend yuck yuck's Third day Thursday Friday Saturday Calgary at yuck yuck's I'm coming back. I love Calgary my boy Brett forte open up Thursday night Yes, Brett forte will be there yuck yuck's Calgary and then Indianapolis Helium I'll be there December 7 8 and 9 can't wait to see you guys and then Spokane comedy club December 15 One of my saves dude on the bus. That is busy in in September That is the road dog.

Yeah, December December 10th. That is stays on the road. What do you do for Christmas, Bob? I don't know, man, let me get through this. All right. Pasadena, I, South, Shob and Friends, this Thursday, one show, only at 8 p.m. got some monsters on that show.

That's one show, only at 8 p.m. in Pasadena. And then the Keep On Trucking tour starts December 8th and night, that's two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Keep on trucking in January for 2024. Starts in Nashville. That's a Thursday, January 25th, one show, one night only. And then I'm Friday Saturday in Austin, Texas, January 26th, 28th. We got Edmonton. We got Vancouver on there, Plano, Texas. I'm all over thickboy.com. New episode, the debut episode of Tune Town starts tomorrow at 9 a. 9am on the Tuntown YouTube. It's taking my TRX turn to demon TRX over a thousand horsepower.

We got Kibbe Tech, we got Overkill on there, Method, Toyota tires. We got everybody involved. It's a fun, old time. And this is the first episode. So stay tuned. Debut is tomorrow at 9am, Tuntown YouTube, baby. I love it, baby. You like that lightning, huh? You jumped in, Brian's like, oh my God, you felt. Well, that thing is just, man, that's a truck. What do you got under this hood?

Oh, man. Oh, I tell you that time, I was like, I pulled in the gas station, I wanted to have something come with the guy, a hell of car, man. I was like, look at that engine, he had an engine on a block. Go, what the hell is that? Look at that thing, like, look at that engine, he had an engine on a block. Go, what the hell is that? Look at that thing, man, look at that engine, man. What horsepower is that?

I go, what do you put that bad boy into? And you know what he said to me? Cause it's a boat engine. That's where it got. I swear to God. I never been more embarrassed in my life. I was, you know how I try to talk sports? Or engines?

Oh man. What do you got put in that monster? Yeah, like when I'm talking about hunting, I act like I know guns. I use a Windback 300. What do you guys use? Like, and that's all I know, you know, same thing. Jeez, look at that bad boy.

Look at those pistons. It's for a boat, man. Yeah, that's a boat engine. I remember he looked at it. There was a policy goes to boat engine. I was like, oh yeah. I don't know. Oh, okay.

Oh, see you later. I'm not being on boats, but card. I don't know my boats. I'll see you later, man. Cars only. Woo, see you later. Thanks for the bag of fries and chips. All right, kids, that it.

That's it. All right, guys, love you.