The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub FINALLY Responds to Moicano’s Savage Callout! | TFATK Ep. 1111

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

Brendan Schaub responds to Renato Moicano's rant about him on Ariel Helwani's show and the guys talk Bryan's progression with his wrestling training, old college girl stories, Howard Stern's show possibly being cancelled, the viral hot Texas cop TikTok controversy and "crackin", Michael Bisping's close call with a serial killer, Bryan's orangutan knowledge, Hunter Biden's statements about Jeffrey Epstein, Jake Paul hiring a very prominent lawyer to sue people who claim he fixes fights and much more.O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Hello, Brian. Hey, buddy, just working my neck a little bit. Did a little wrestling today. Did some duck gunners, did some arm tracks, two single legs, and stuff like that.

So working my wrestling, because that's priority at 58. Dude, you know what I'm saying? I'm glad you're putting all your eggs in that basket and working on that. It's not that. It's just that I just, I like when I like knowing that people, have to worry about their body from the knee down, and they don't know it. So when they're around me, they feel so secure because they're big. They can bench. They can bench. And they don't know that there's literally something called an Achilles heel. There's literally something called the back

of your knee. Well, someone asked me to go, is Brian tough? And I just go, he'll keep you busy. That's what I like to hear. He'll keep you busy, right? Yeah, for a little bit. Because his head's going to be in your chest. His head's going to be on your head. His head's going to be in the crook your neck. What would be cool is if you did it so much, you got cauliflower at 58. That would be. You'd be the oldest guy. And I get sleeved out. And it's like, guys, what I'm doing now. Yeah. But there's no way, I'm sorry, there's no way. And I talk to bring him in ways to well, there's no way I can do this the way I'm doing this and not do something like a peptide testosterone, something. I got to do something. Because daddy

breaking down. Depends what you want to do. Yeah, your age, just father time. And by the way, you know i'm not live wrestling i'm just moving around still a lot still a lot yeah still a lot yeah oh look at this look that could be you man shave your head getting on a bunch of gear that looks natural yeah by the way he's probably 47th that guy shredville shredville that could be you dude could be me that'll take a long time to get to that level yeah his dick root man at that age is it's tough yes proud of that guy right there That's probably AI, but I love that look. It looks like a gorilla.

Yeah, right there. Albinol, that's probably real. Yeah. I bet you that guy's not even 50. You know what? That's what you realize. You're like, how old are you? Just because if you shave his beard, you're like,

oh, that's that influencer that we had on the show that's in trouble with the law, right? Liver King? Yes. No, no, no. No, but that's a different thing. Yeah, that's a photo shoot. It's probably a little enhanced with AI. Maybe.

Yeah. That guy's a dog. He's got some tits on it, though, see? See how the nipples start to fall down? There's nothing can do about it, dude. That'd be, what is that? That's a gyno a little bit, little gino? Yeah, or just saggy tits.

Or gino. He's got some, he's got some meat around the nips. Your tits start to sag. Yeah. And you see how it gets loose on the end? Like even Hulk Hogan had that, the rock has that. We've got to tighten that up. It's tough.

You have to have surgery. Yeah. Well, some things are worth surgery. Yeah, I agree. Surgering up. Agreed. Once your tits get saggy, we've got to problem.

Dude, Bosti had tryouts yesterday. You know, it's all about T, but Bosti had tryouts yesterday. They decided to have them because they,

in the evaluations, they put him with the eight-year-olds. He's five. I didn't try it with eight-year-olds. Oh, my God. He had to catch pop flies, which isn't his thing. Most young kids are scared of pop flies.

They had him do grounders, and then he got five at bats. Pop flies are hard because I'll miss that ball sometimes. Yeah, and they're scared to get hit in the face. Yeah. Bossy balled out, though. He made the squad.

Yeah. Eight-year-old squad. Really? Yeah. At five. Yep. Went five for five hitting, three-for-three fielding. Pop-flies we got a work on.

We got on the car, go, buddy, proud of you. You're going to get ice cream. What do we need to work on? He goes, Pop flies. I went, there you go. Yeah. It's funny, the coach goes, how do you think you did? But he goes, definitely the best player here.

Yeah. He said that? Yeah. I was like, all right, dude. All right, man. Definitely the best player here. Oh. Yeah.

Well, because some of the kids weren't, you know. Yeah. It's rack still. Yeah. At five. Oh, okay. You get a little worried about them, though. I had a girlfriend one time, and she was, I remember, this is probably when I was, I don't know, 30, fucking whatever.

Yeah, 1960s. And I meet these, I had friends who were older and they were actors, and I kind of wanted to impress them. I liked them a lot, you know. And she said, so you're Brian's girlfriend. And she goes, he likes him. She just looks at it and she goes, hey, he likes him beautiful and young. So I was like, I swear to God, she goes like this. she goes she likes him beautiful young and smart as a whip as smart as a whip she said smart as a

whip well that's a little cocky and i and i remember just being so embarrassed by that i was like it's a little crazy let me say that you don't have to say yeah it's a little cringy yeah with bossy saying that five you like it and it just is what it is you need to have that cockiness in sports if you had a gun especially especially because he's five yeah and he's surround he's by far the smallest kid. Yeah. And he's amongst these giants. And for him, we go, best kid here. You're like, my right. So, so, so got to my head. Different than your girlfriend, right? I don't know if she don't know if she said smart as a whip, but I think, yeah, you added that on. And I had that on. And I had that I was going to call him. Like, yeah, that never happened. But I was having fun with the story.

But I don't like how you made that seem like boss. He was saying the same thing. Because he's a five year old playing with eight year olds and your fucking girlfriend at the time, who said she, he's, he said she, smart as a whip? Delete that. Just beep it out. Just bleep it out. That is such an outrageous thing to say. But her saying that is, because she's in her 20.

The reason I bring that up is because I remember that she did say like young, beautiful and smart. I said smart as a whip. Probably not smart as a whip that I added that. You made that for the story, which I appreciate. Good for the story. Yeah, that's what we do. Got to add good for the story sometimes.

I had fun. I had fun. But we used to have, we got, the reason I brought that up is because we would have arguments where she would be like, well, I'm really intelligent. She'd say stuff like that. Intelligent people don't say that. And I was like, and I, you know, me, I was, when I was younger, you know, we're the same guy like that. I can't let certain things go.

I'd be, I'd be like, okay, what do you, what do you mean by that? What's your criteria for intelligence? What do you, what's your criteria here? What degrees do you have? Yeah, right. And there weren't a lot. And I was like, what's going to have a college degree? She was, uh, no, she was.

But I, I would be willing to bet she could suck the meanest dick this side of Venice, California. She was, uh, she was. I didn't date her long. I didn't date her long. I dated her. I mean, I may as well get into it. Should we get into it? Were we in the circle of trust?

Nobody else is listening? No. I remember she, I didn't date her long, and she was, uh, she was always stressed really well. And she gave me, she was, she gave you herpes? No, she had her, my, my weener in her, wow. Yeah? She was performing, and she took a thumb and stuck it right at my shitter. Ooh.

Yep. and she had long nails and it didn't feel like long nails she just knew exactly how to do that she knew how to play with your poop shit and i was like what in the world yep she had a whole new world yeah whole new world and uh that's when you knew you like i was like this is not terrible and i went and i lost it you're like this is great now i wonder what a guy's thumb feels like right well because that's the next step in that is that conversation yeah is that the next step Man, this feels great with this female skinny thumb. You got a hell of a thumb. Whyden this thing up and I get your remail's thumb in my ass?

And they start jacking off to those videos. That's just, all that is is college stuff. Yeah, fair. Fair. It's just college stuff. Speaking of college stuff, did you see finally McConnell respond to me criticizing him not taking the- Micano?

McConnell. I did not see that. He responded to me, criticized him for not taking the money. Now, let me be very upfront here. Him not taking the money helps me out. So at the end of the day, I don't give a flying fuck. It actually puts more money in my pocket, Don Seroni's pocket, some other fighters that could probably use it.

But here's my thing, Bubba. And I'm a fan of McConnell. And I expect a rebuttal. Whenever you criticize a fighter, we're fighters. Well, I think you went hard in the press. I think what he brought up. Let me finish. So whenever you call out a fighter, I expect.

their response, they're fighters. You call me out. If you're just a general fan or hater, I don't respond. If we're from the same alumni or you're professional, well, now you got my attention. And because I'm not going to come off as a bully there. Like with Nate Diaz, that's not bullying. He called me out. We're from the same fraternity. We can both fight. So if we fight, we both have a set of skills and we both agree to it. That's different than if you're just some schmuck at the bar. That's not cool. If a professional beats up average Joe that's that's bullying and that's not the way to do things but if you're from the same fraternity the UFC fraternity well now we can both play in this game

but here's the thing with McConnell is if you're going to start a beef if you're going to go back and forth buddy you can't wait no hold on hold on you can't wait 10 days to respond I don't know if it's a language barrier I don't know if it's translation thing where they had to figure out what I said. Either way, your handlers, you can't get back to me after 10 days. I've moved on. When someone and fans were hitting me up, like, oh, McConnell's taking shots, I went, what? Who? About what? I've moved. Dude, this is 10 years. It's like with Nadeas. It took him several days to respond, and all he said was, you'd be surprised. well first of all i've already moved on in my life dude and second of all that's not original

that's so weak you're you're making a reference from fucking 12 years ago and your team your handlers that's what you got and with mccano right in this this is proto typical chat gbt how do i talk shit to brenn chob here it is he's dumb he's a meathead um he's bad at podcasting uh he's He was a bad fighter. If I post a truck, did you flip it? The standard shit, right? The standard shit. None of it's original.

So his team put in chat, GPT. How do I talk shit to Brendan Schaub? Again, he's in Brazil, so I don't know. Maybe it's a translation issue. Yeah. If you think yourself as dumb, I understand I was dumb. I might call myself an idiot, but compared to him, I'm Elon Musk. Well, he's not talking to you about that.

Think about my fans, which is, but if you're listening to me, that means, I'm dumb and he's got and the fans are dumb right and then he goes brand shop show on youtube oh it's a podcast mainly audio we do YouTube just for the fuck of it sorry he said read the whole quote so on the comedy special oh you're talking about from five years ago this is so it's just like dude and again if you were going to come with this rebuttal you got to do it at least within 24 hours otherwise I'm out bud I'm not going to play your game but if you're going to wait a fucking week, 10 days, however long this took to come up with this rebuttal, it has to be good. Then I'm like, all right, they took their time, they probably got some rioters, then I'm in.

But when it's this, and listen, again, I like McConnell. Him not taking the money helps me out, helps the other fighters out. You're putting more money in my pocket. And McConnell, I hate to tell you, 99.9% of USC fighters, alumni, current fighters, staff, anybody who works at the USC, is on my side you're not going to find many fighters that agree with you everyone thinks it's fucking stupid what you're doing now again i don't know mccano and i don't know how far the dollar goes in brazil maybe he's set maybe he comes from family money i know he i think he was going to be a lawyer and dropped out of that to pursue fighting so he's a smart dude he's a very smart

guy and he's entertaining he's great and here's the other thing if if you're going to respond and then make fun of me how no one watches my show or i can't can't podcast, can't do this stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah. But to get your message out, you have to go on another man's show to reach me. I sit down over there in a chair for the last fucking 12 years and get my message out. And you saw it. It got to you. You have to call another grown man who's built their platform near Hawaii has a big

platform just to reach me, but I do it from here and you're making fun of me. Well, it might have been that he let it go and then Ariel asked him about it. No. No? No. Uh-uh. Oh, okay. He doesn't have a fight coming up. This is the only thing that's current in his life. Wasn't he on Ariel when he said that? Correct, Brian. That's the point. Hold on.

No, but did he go on? Hold on. Hold on. No, but he didn't go on. Brian doesn't get it. He didn't go on. He didn't go on. To address this. He doesn't have a fight coming. Only that? He doesn't have a fight coming up. He doesn't have a fight coming up. Right. Huh.

So if you're going to go on shows, it's usually because you have something to promote, correct? A fight. Maybe you release some brand or some brand. brand deal. Yeah. He went on another grown man show to get the message out because he can't do it from here. And then you have,

and then he's trying podcasts and everyone their mom is, right? Weird. Who's the first UFC fire to do a podcast? Do you know who it is? Right? So he's going to launch a podcast. You're going to call it, show me the money. And then when they show you the money, you turned it down.

Oh, but I'm the dumb one. but I'm the dumb one. Do you think that the clapback came as a result of you saying he'd never be champion? Probably. Yeah. And I stand by that. I'm not trying to hurt his feelings. This, let's go black and white here.

Take feelings out of it. Let's be analytical. Let's take feelings out of it. If you look at his record and it is, this is, this is, I'm not being mean. This is, if I did not know him, we didn't have this beef, you'll look, you'll look at the lay of the fucking land at 50. five days fighting at any time he's fought top echelon competition he has lost he's lost he's coming off a two fight lost streak right now yeah right he beat bsd who was overhyped so that's probably his best win he lost rda which is years ago um he lost to fazeve these these are all

top of the division keep going he lost to a korean zombie he lost to jos a aldo he lost to brian Ortega. So just be analytical. So you haven't beat any of these top guys. You're not going to. You beat Drew Dober, Jalen Turner, BSD, who we know was overhyped. And that's part of that's my fault. I overhyped him.

He was a beast, but, you know, he's not, it was fake hype. He has no legit wins, right? So you beat him. And then by beating him, you got a title shot because the main event fell out in a short notice. That will never happen again. It will never happen again. And then they give you a bounce back fight with an older Darius, and you lose to him. So if we're just being analytical about it, me saying you're not getting a title shot, isn't a shot at him.

Fucking 99.9. I never fought for a title. You're being honest as you see it. Yeah. And it's fair he's a fighter to criticize that. But if you take your feelings out of it, he knows this. I know this. The fan base knows this.

Now, he's a fun fighter to watch. he's exciting you know always have a career but again he's a smart dude i'm not going to call him dumb and all this shit and blah blah blah but he might be playing checkers i'm sorry he might be playing chess and we're playing checkers because he might be thinking i don't know what they pay him it's probably a good amount of money with how many fights he has right and he fought for that main event probably got a good payday he's fighting top echelon guys he might be saying hold on the smart And he's a smart dude, so maybe he's doing this. He's already lost two in a row.

You lose another one that can get dicey. He might say, instead of take this antitrust lawsuit money, which he said was, I think, 200 or 300,000, it's not. I know how they break it down. He was going to get about 120,000. So he's off, even on his numbers. I just don't think he has the facts. So he's not actually turning down 200,000, like he said. He's probably turned down a low 100-something,000, which is still a lot of money.

Yeah, but after tax. But he makes, yeah, after taxes, all that. But he probably makes more fighting, right? So the smart thing to do, if he thinks Dana's going to scratch his back, which I doubt he is, maybe they are, is I'm a two-fight losing skin. They give me a bad matchup. I'm fucked, dude. I'm going to make way less more money.

If I can just win one more, that's going to extend my career, another two to three-fifference. Yes. So that's going to extend my career another two to three fights. Smart. So by turning this $100,000 down, he makes a lot more. Correct. So I think he's playing chess. I agree.

And we're thinking of checkers. That's why I assume he's turned down the money. That's what I feel like. That's what makes sense. That would be the smart sort of long-term plan. He doesn't say that, though. He doesn't say, he goes, it's a pride thing, it's a respect thing. And it probably is as well.

It's probably a combination. That's all garbage. That's all garbage. And I'm coming from as an older guy who has been around the league longer than him. I've been behind the scenes way longer than him. I have the relationships to know how this works. I'm telling you now McConnell Maybe you're right

Maybe they give you a favorable matchup And you extend your career Maybe and I fucking hope they do And I hope that's why you're doing it But typically it never works out that way It never They never scratch your back They just don't

And it's all good You're in the fight business It's pretty fucking It's the most cutthroat business you can be in Because this is the way it will work Let's say Dana goes behind the scenes, hey dude, tight move. Tight move showing loyalty to the UFC.

Here's a good matchup for you, and you win that one. He's not going to continue to give you good matchups at the level you're at. The next one after this, it gets real and you're back to the drawing board. That's how this goes. That's just how it goes, and you're in the toughest division in the world. It's at 55. So it's no knock on McConnell saying that 55 is the most talented division. He's ranked in the top 15.

You know how impressive that is? His wins are super impressive. What's his ranking right now? I'll look right now. Probably top 15. 13, I probably, I think. I think that, you know, yeah. Which, you know how hard is to be ranked top 13 in the world?

I think what you said what a lot of people were thinking, right? Anyone that knows the sportist knows I'm 100% correct. Yes. 11? 11. It's impressive. And I think he was even higher than that before he lost two. So, you know, you're talking about a top 10 guy, which is super impressive.

but you look at the top five it's not a pretty picture for him yeah and that's all good that's not a knock on him dude just the truth but again they get upset about that and i get it i understand that i expect even a blowback from this 14 days later keep it going uh dude i'm i got too many fish to fry i fried this brazilian fish fucking 10 days ago i don't go back for leftovers I don't know that I never got that you were actually attacking Oikano anyway. You were just kind of saying, hey, the USC doesn't work this way, right? Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah.

And also at the end of the game. He may have a great relationship with Dana, though, and he may have been like, I'm just going to. So does Donald Sorobie? Play the long game. No, but so a ton of guys doing, they still take the money. The UFC, there's no negative side effects from taking the fucking money. Yeah, my guess is Dana would say take the money. Yeah.

It's already been. David would be like, oh, dude, yeah. Well, first of all, the money's, the money's not. not going back to Dana. It's not like I'm not going to take the money and now. And that's why I'm glad he's not taking the money. The money comes to me. And the rest of the fighters that are taken. And I think it's like 97% of the fighters are taking it. Only 3% aren't. I know a big fish who's not taking it. But again, I don't know what kind of financial situation. And, you know, he was going on to be a lawyer. And I don't know his family in Brazil. The dollar goes a lot

longer out there than it does here. He might be completely fun. But again, remember, he's in a different boat than a lot of us. He thought he was going to get, I think he said he turned down 200 to 300,000. That's not the case. He turned down about 100-something thousand.

Because the formula they use to break down how much you're going to get, you can figure it out. People have figured out. He actually turned down about 100-something, 110,000. Still a ton of money, but after taxes, I can see why he's like, just give me a good matchup. one because that's the long game 100% so I think he's doing it to play what's a good matchup for him

you think I don't know that where he's at uh Chandler Chandler would be a fun one yeah big name you know um or like to get a big fight if they're going to reward him patty pimlet that'd be a fun fight actually it's a fun fight it'd be a very it's a huge name that'd be a fun fight for him. Justin Gaichi? Yeah, these are good fights. Keep him away from the wrestling kind of stuff. Is that weird? He's a blackbutt on the ground. No, he can wrestle. He's a black belt. He's a legit black belt. Are we not going to see Teporia Patty? Because I want to see that before I see Sorokian. Yeah, I don't know. If they're going by the rankings, it should be Sarukian. It's a tough sell at Patty at 9 and a win over Chandler to fight for the title. It's a tough sell.

So that was now I would love to sell it. So when I was, I could sell it, but to the fans and the rankings, buddy. You're going to let the guy jump from 9. He just beat an old Chandler. Jump to the Q. You've seen Cherukians fucking wins? I mean, that's a very, very problematic fight. If it's any other sport, this isn't even a conversation.

Very, very problematic fight for Ilya to pour you. He's still favored in the fight. Do you think he should be favored in that fight? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah. Why?

I mean, Topier is the fucking real deal, man. Yeah. You know, he walks around about 190, Taperia, which I had no idea. So he's very thick. 55 is, you know, the fact that he could get down to 45 is so insane. I mean, what he did to Charles Olavera, yeah. That was a split decision. That would be a bad one in reference.

So that was a split decision, and most people thought that Charles Olovera fight was a split decision. Deporia? No. Circon. Surukin. I'm talking about Tuporia. Oh, yeah, yeah. But we're talking about Sarukin, because you're,

Because remember that, his last one was Charles O'Levara. That was a split decision, and it was only a three-round fight. And Charles O'Levara was coming back super strong, catch him in all sorts of submissions. Most experts would say that fight went two more rounds. Charles O'Levara was going to pull that out. So that'd be the knock on Sruiken. And then he misses weight in the championship fight. And that's when how he get to McConnell.

That's how he got a fucking opportunity. It's full circle, Brian. So, so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be. But again, UFC's a fucking, it's owned by TKO.

It's WWE. What's going to be the bigger fight? Patty's a much, much bigger fight. I'm not even remotely close. To sell tickets? Are you fucking kidding me? Of course. Huge.

Because, you know, we all, the fight fans want to see what Sarukin can do here. The hardcore is on Sarukin. And Sarukin deserves it. He's ranked fucking number one for a reason. Patty's number nine. Yeah. So if you, the UFC, the game you play, all right, do we give Patty another good matchup? Maybe give him a Justin Gaichi.

He beats him. Now we can sell it. And he's proved, you know, he's worthy of it. Do we do that? Well, if he loses, that fight hopefully comes back, but we don't know. We get dicey. Yeah. So it's like, do you make the fight now while the kid's hot, undefeated?

And Topperia also said he'd rather vacate than fight Sarukian. He said, he did? Yeah. Why? Because he said, he goes, there's so much. it goes into camps and fight week and this guy pulls out a fight my argument there is that doesn't work surrogan's only pulled out of one fight ever yeah it was you know when he was gonna fight the last time shot to boy i want the patty

penalty fight over sarucan we all do yeah yeah because money why he thinks it's an easier fight actually think it i i think it's a better fight than most people think i think patty's better than most people think i do too yeah i think though that patty wins that fight it's gonna be fucking tough but again if he does The UFC's going, we finally got our another big star. I think Taddy, Patty has a real chance of also getting knocked out because he's just not, in that mid-distance, he's not what Tupori is. And he gets hit, his hands are low.

But nobody is. Yeah, you cannot. Nobody is. You can't be, yeah. You can't actually get hit with Tupori, I don't think. You know. But he's big, man. Patty's big.

That he's huge. He's really big. He can take a punishment, too. He's got a chin on him. Yeah. So, you know, it's a different thing. Patty, Patty. To be entertained, I'd rather watch Patty, but the Surrician deserves it.

Patty is, I would say, not only does he rise to the occasion in the big fights, but I think he's so sneaky athletic. He's so much more athletic. He's a freak. Yeah, a freak. Big. And legit superstar material. Yes.

Legit superstar. Yes. Yes. And if I know this, the UFC definitely knows this. and that's why he would jump the queue. So do you think he'll jump the queue? I don't know. Ciel Sonan said this Surukian

Toporia fights happening from what I read. Yeah, but, you know, Chale talks a bunch of shit and he's doing it for views. But again, he works for UFC, so I don't know. I've heard both ends. I've heard from legit sources, they're going with Patty,

and I've also heard from legit sources like Chale, only Chale, that they're going with Sarukin. Let's see. We'll see. through games a bigger much riskier fight in a lot of ways and you don't get the same now will that will that payday change will that purse change yes and it'll change why do you think to appear wants patty because he wants a piece of the paper view well he gets paper view to matter what but patty's just going to sell a ton more pay previews and you could sell out Wembley stadium in minutes with that kid Jesus really yeah patty's that he's massive oh he's by far the biggest star over he's bigger than Tom Aspenna Homeboy makes a fortune.

Yeah, fortune. You don't have to fight. Really? No. Gotta love that fucking kid. Yeah, he's great. Home boy. Yeah.

All right, what else you got, Jen? I love this. Let's take a little break, Brandon. Can we do? Let's talk about cars for a second, pal. I need auto parts, dude. I need somebody to test my battery when I'm in my car. I need a friendly, reliable staff.

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All right. First one is the news of Howard Stern potentially being canceled, his show on serious? No, it's not potentially, Chin. He's got canceled. No, they're still on. He's been on the air for 40 years. They're still negotiating a contract. So he's apparently insiders are saying that he'll probably, he'll probably,

do like if if the money's right he'll do one or two more years but yeah it's a hundred million dollars i mean well the the executive at seers came out we're like we're just not seeing return off the hundred million we pay him yeah here's a thing like the people on the right are going to celebrate and i think partially this is true like you look at stephen colbert you look at howard stern what's the one common denominator they both have in common they went super political so they're talking shit about trump they were super pro-covid so it went from fun entertainment to just anti-Trump rhetoric right and people just don't want that dude right they just don't want that we need to take a fucking page out of their book before we become like

them because it is there's topical stuff when it comes to politics but they can get that anywhere we do and you can get from much smarter minds yeah i don't hear howard stern this guy makes a hundred million dollars a year talk about his fucking from his fucking castle tells that uh you're a piece of shit if you don't take the COVID shot while he's in his fucking sealed castle that's not going to work for Colbert before I go to bed I don't want just a huge anti-Trump program right even if I'm not on board with everything Trump that's not what makes you feel bad you're like all right what are we but what's the common denominator they both went super hard in the paint politically did he start losing his did he start losing his appeal so that we've tracked that they certainly weren't making

their money back no they no he's also in his 70s he might be tired of it right he might be tired of doing it but also like he kept his hair sure but i i think too with how to turn bursts on the scene being super crazy dude you remember he was in blackface he was calling people the n word he would he was super competitive hyper competitive you know why he got fired from dc dude he would go into markets and be like who's your biggest dj and then take over the radio station beat him in the ratings yeah so well he'd also go hard after him of course yeah i know that's what i'm saying so then he would take over over these markets and people love that and he'd do you know porn stars and he'd have the

he's one of the best interviews ever he'd have the celebrities on and get into their sex life even they'd shut that door he'd find a way he was actually a very important cultural figure oh massive that even rogan would say that like he's a huge influence on rogan even though he's not rogan's biggest fan now but i you know how old do you say is he's in his 70s 71 you're you're damn near in your 60s i'm in my 40s almost mid 40s when you've been doing for a long time we're doing it nowhere as long as him it's fucking tough you can add the fact that he's waking up at three in the morning right there's that that's hard on your body but then also he like he he doesn't have his air to the ground he's a little he's a little bit in he's out of touch so he's

he's in his ivory tower he's out of touch so him speaking on covid the political climate uh inflation any of that shit i just show you this some sources indicate a drop from 20 million million daily listeners, which was in fact, to his few as 125,000. Wow. Now, part of this is him doing the whole political rant. Also part of it, he's just, he's just older. Yeah. Where people are like, all right, this isn't fun anymore. That's right. And then also serious, you know the majority of their listeners? When you buy a new car or you rent a car, it has serious in it. So they would count those as Howard Stern listeners. Do you know anybody that has serious? No. I never listened to it, ever. Because Apple and Spotify took over. Then he never made the adjustment, which I

I think you'd be huge if he went back to his old ways and was on, if he was on YouTube, it would be massive. Agreed. Agreed. So even if they do cancel this, if I'm Howard Stern, if he wants, he makes so much money. I don't know I'd still do it. But if you want to, you imagine if Howard Stern just had the same celebrities on it was on YouTube or Apple or Spotify?

Forget it. Forget it. If he was like, oh, no more, no more waking by three in the morning, well, I'm just going to build a studio in the city. You might do that. I'd be sad. I'm just going to build a studio in the city. Meet me at noon.

And he'll release it the next day in the morning. Or just meet me in my house. Could. you don't want people at your house but yeah you know wow but dude there's no one wilder than howard stern when he burst on the scene but that again i don't fault them for it because we've changed too yeah like you when you come up when you first start you're fucking young and crazy dude and then you grow up dude he got fired from a radio station in dc when that plane flew into the 14th street bridge and people were killed he called the airline think american he said how much

How much is it taken from Washington National to the 14th Street Bridge? Like he would do shit like that. And they were like, you're out of here but he just made him bigger. Dude, he did terrible shit. He had a lady that he shamed and she committed suicide, dude.

Well, that was my friend, my buddy. His wife ended up. Yeah. They've had porn stores on. Remember, they had beetle juice on. They had guys with stutters, right? It was like this huge joke. It was just a different climate back then.

Now you can't really do that. he would go blackface you know it's just it's just a different time do you ever see his movie private oh yeah yeah yeah i loved it great movie yeah he got a nose job in the middle of that movie i used to like that his nose was too big and then they had to shoot around his nose hilarious go go go scroll down for a sec yeah back in the day you know he could do he could also sell his entire catalog think of many interviews he has he could just upload old interviews 100% that people love now most of it he get canceled for now for all that stuff yeah how many times he's off in the summer but this year he has been saying maybe i should retire

i mean you know you've done it all right how many times can you how many people can you talk to i mean yeah he predominantly broadcast from his home over the past five years citing fears over COVID-19 you know how big of a bitch you have to be that's where I'm out like if you're just that big of a sissy I don't get a fuck of you the funniest guy in the world I'm out dude I can't condone it if you're that big of a bitch where you stay in your house what he is in 2025 he's not tough he's a scared cat but again he used to be super edgy yeah he was edgy behind the mic you know what saying like he was a very good he did wild shit that he knew he'd get in trouble for him and he still risked it great at being a smart ass and now you can't get him out of his house

look at that Donald he Donald was on his show all the time yep 20 times amazing yeah Donald was a big deal back in the day yep there he is there he is and there's robin and sidekick with him heavy hitters she has had Evvies, dude. Well, I'm not looking at that. Well, that's what she's known for. That hair. There's your boy, Andy Cohen.

You know, Andy? Yeah. But Sirius is also just a dying breed. Like, they shut down all their MMA content. Like, Luke Thomas used to have a show on there. I was in negotiations with them. You know, Jason Ellis was on there. Rood Dog was on there.

They shut down all of that, dude. Yep. They're just not making money. There's just too much competition, too. It's also just changed. I'm not going to pay out of subscription. But also the landscape's changed. But why would I pay a subscription for a series when I can get Rogan and anybody else,

you know, Tucker Carlson and all these people? I mean, look at Madonna. She was, I think, so hot when she was younger. So hot. I told you. My buddy dated her too. What are you going to say, Chad? I told you I went to her show because, you know, some girl invited me.

So, you know, I didn't really want to go. What year is this? Last year? Oh, okay. many less than a year ago she's in her 70s right yeah she puts on a freaking crazy good show and her still not going she's still go yeah but she like her energy and everything it's still there dude if she's performing next door and the pod just ended i wouldn't stop and peep my head in the amount of work she's had done and how crazy she is now but when she was i give her props though

that was when she should have just faded off in the sunset and become a producer or you and her have the same size arms that's cool come on dude be cool man I do wrestling man dude I do wrestling be cool man I really don't did I do wrestling bro no Howard Stern's a legend dude he just you know lately's just a giant bitch yeah got older and the real men go I can't fuck with this anymore that's that's all it is that's also true the men go I just can't that's true you're in your ivory tower guys go calling people that they should die who don't get the COVID shot like all right did you say that shit yeah fuck you yeah go fuck yourself yeah you saw the real he's just not a guy's so how nasty people

yeah he's just not a guy's guy and that's how this goes you know and you know how he talked smack on podcasting i have a feeling he might just end up going into podcasting for himself here's the thing he probably has 500 billion dollars i know so i don't if i'm him dude fuck it bro that's the thing that's what i understand like you got that kind of money like i'd be like that's what i don't get but i but i ask howie mandel's he have kids though no he doesn't have kids he doesn't he doesn't have children no i'll double chat that's all i that like as somebody with kids i got to say and somebody who resisted it till he's 40 like the the the you're just not i'm telling you oh he has three daughters

so i i i i don't i don't fall in that well but yes he does okay so spend time with your kids bro well they're older now i'm sure they're he probably did anyway when he got home i definitely did it. Hey, definitely Is he still married? You don't get as big as him and spend, and be a good dad. Yeah. You just can't. You can't. Well, you can. You just got to. I don't know even when that does.

That's like hustling. It's just something has to give. Yeah, but if he comes home and he's with his kids, you know. Well, her smile is terrifying. She's cute. Her smile is terrifying. This one is like a, yeah, it's like a character.

It is a strong. his character. It looks like the Joker cartoon smile. Well, it's an aggressive smile. But get for him. And she's only 53, dude. Yeah.

Wow. So he had, okay. But back that, why would Howard Stern would do it? So Harry Mandel makes more money than God. He's set, dude.

He owns stuff you guys don't even know about. He's set. Yes. And I sit down for his podcast. And before we go on there, I go, why the fuck are you getting into podcasting, dude?

You're good, bud. You're good. And he goes, I have to gives me something to do every day yeah here's the other businesses don't you know America got's talent that that shoots you know a season and then I'm it gives me something to do when I wake up yeah like I get it just because you have money you still need that's when you die you need to be when you retire is when you die you need to be occupied you need something so that's it you know I don't know if he's still doing it but I get it yeah I love howie yeah

I get it because then I Me and Casey got in the car because Casey was with me. I go, man, can you believe he still does? He goes, you're going to be the same way, dude. What, are you just going to stop? I went, no, no, never. No. And for Howard, it's not, he didn't give a fuck about money and reads and shit.

Like, he's set, dude. Yeah. I mean, dude, I can't wait for the day when we don't have any reads and we can just podcast. I don't know if that day's ever coming. But if it did, that would be fucking awesome. We would just do podcasts. We don't have to worry about reads. If we're smart, we would have done Patreon.

on fucking 10 years ago. Yeah. And so then eventually that gets built up enough where you're making the same money you are off ads and it's just all free for the actual fans. We're flirting with the idea of doing Patreon, aren't we? I'd be down for it. We, you know, we've never really done. I'd be down for it just for the, because we've been around so long.

Are we as big as we were 10 years ago? No. But the one thing we have is hardcore fans. So it would be for them. Yes. That's the reason I would do it. Yeah. And you can regulate.

So, you know, because a lot of the red. and the YouTube, it's super toxic, you can get rid of all that. So you have hardcore fans like, oh, thank God, I can finally comment again and not get destroyed or get made fun of. That's cool. That's why I would do it. Huh. Like that.

You'd have to give them incentives on after 12 years of a free show, why they're paying whatever is $3. You'd have to add content to it. You can't just do the same show. Right. Where they're like, dude, we've got it free for 10 years. I mean, I would like to do a self-defense seminar and team. teach guys how to fight a big man.

We might lose money if you do that. I want to teach them how to fight a big man, you know? Sure. But if you gave some like behind the scenes, you do some live shows, you give extra episodes, you do longer episodes just for the Patreon. Like you give them a reason to subscribe to it? That makes sense. Yeah.

I'm down. Are you though? That's my biggest fear. Are you? What do you mean? You're down? Why wouldn't I? To commit to it?

It's going to be a beast. It's more work than we do now. Let's go, bro. All right. Fuck. What do I look like? Well, I'm afraid. What do you think, Chin?

I'm done. As long as it gives, we'll still put out free content, right? But then just adding to it, like extra stuff for the, for the hard cores, which have been supportive since. Yeah, extra episodes, longer episodes, Q&A's just on there. Yeah. And the goal would be eventually at a point where we don't have to do any reads and we're just doing it. And they can just enjoy the content without having. That's the biggest thing, too, which I-

Also, we can, we don't have to pull. punches no yeah just so you can play music on there videos like we chin don't have to edit the no oh my gosh it's the it's the wild west on really that'd be really just being completely raw i mean we are you guys are pretty raw as is but every now and then we'll have to do something because it's on me i'll say a few outlandish things and chin has to edit it out not just that but just like saying names of people that you don't want to put them out there you know that kind of stuff give me something else Oh, you mean current event?

Yeah. Oh, real quick, Brian. Thank you. So I want to give you a shout out. Shout out. He gave me a Chipotle burrito. Yeah, cost me like... They're expensive, man.

$7.99 or something. Yeah. There's not a ton of Chapolets out there. There's one that's not too far, but... This one right in your archetype. But a tray. All right. Have you guys heard this story?

This is wild. You know, I love my serial killers. So this dude broke into Bisbing's house in the early 2000s, right? Yeah. And this dude that broke in, now, Bisman got away, right? Because he's going to beat the shit out of any serial killer ever made. Bisman got away and, like, ran, like, I think, like scuffed him up and then got out of the house. The dude that broke in his house is a serial killer.

So it says, did U.S. legend, Michael Bisman, escape a notorious hammer killer, which is the serial killer in England? So while recounting a harrowing home invasion in his recent documentary, the British UFC champion, Michael the Count Bisming, may have unknowingly reopened one of Northern England's coldest murder cases. In the late 1990s, Bisbing was ambushed in his flat by a mass intruder dressed in black, welding a hammer and dousing the room and gas. Bisman escaped after a brief struggle, but a chilling pattern has since emerged. Between 1991, 2004, a string of unsolved murders across Northern England followed an identical plan, right? Force entry, gas-soaked crime scenes, and a blunt force trauma from a hammer. The attack seized abruptly, leaving the case cold. However, a recent confession from a convicted rapist

and arsonist has reignited suspicions. The man now serving a life sentence boasted to fellow inmates about his close call with Michael Bisbing, implying the U.S.D.S. Sardinarily escaped becoming another victim. Though authorities have yet to confirm his claims, this chilling connections suggest that Bisbing's intruder may have been one of the UK's most elusive serial It's crazy. And Bisbing posted goes, oh shit, this happened. Wow. Face to face with a monster, my exclusive prison interview with the man claiming to be Northern

England's exclusive hammer killer, elusive hammer killer. What asshole. He terrorized a reason for over a decade, left a trail of unsolved murders, and now he says Michael Bisbing was nearly his next victim. The great Michael Bisbing almost was his next victim. That's so fucking crazy. Dude, this would be like fucking Jeffrey Don. are breaking into my house.

Yeah, how old was Bisping, though? Young. He's in the UFC? No, I don't think so. No, not in the 90s, 2000. Early 2000. So he's still a professional fighter, probably coming up. Early 2000 or was it 90s?

No, it's in late 90s, early 2000s. So he was still, you know, coming through the ranks. He'll beat your ass. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That is crazy. It is. That's crazy.

But most serial killers, he, he, There's not a serial killer alive who could beat up a UFC fighter. Your best chance is Ed Kemper? Big boy. 6-6-300 or something? 6-9. Is he that big? Yeah, he was huge.

Ed Kemper, you'd have your hands full, but still not a 6-9. The co-ed killer 6-9. That's a big fucking guy. Started killing at 15. Any other brain busters? Ed Kemper would be a handful. Like, if he broke into like a flyweight's house, you might have some issues. and he has a knife.

He's fucking huge. Also, IQ so high. Look at that, dude. You know his IQ's like the same as Einstein's? Yeah. Yeah. Super smart. But that is terrifying to be that big and that's sick.

He's just posing. He would kill hitchhikers in Santa Barbara and shit. Dude, first of all, if you're hitchhiking and the guy's over six foot, don't do it. Sure is fuck. don't jump in the car if he's six nine i got a better one don't jump in the car if it's a guy in general well back then in the 70s you wanted to ride i get a lot of people died six nine yeah that's so nuts he had a lot of oh you want you want a fun you want a fun story so he killed his mom and then fucked her dead throat that's right after cutting her head off sir correct yeah he had to

separate her head from his yeah so that sounds like some resentment Yeah, yeah, he, resentment towards women in general. That'd be an understatement. Yeah. Yeah, he's a mess. He had a lot of issues. And then he would hang out at the bar that all the cops did to pick up, like, clues. And then he was friends with all the cops.

Jesus. You also help the FBI catch a lot of serial killers after too Because he's so smart Yeah Very smart So the whole point of this story is Cere killer broke in Bisbing's house Bisbing whipped his ass

There's not a serial on earth Even Ed Kemper that can beat up Bisbing Or any UFC fighter But if there's one that's going to give you trouble It'd be Ed Kemper because he's six nine Hands gonna be full But outside that they're all bitches That's a big one.

They'll have to, like, lurk you in, hit you over the head in the dark. Little weasels. Yeah, pieces of shit. Disgusting weas. Or like the, Richard Ramirez. Yeah, he was, the nightstocker. Dude, he would kill, like, old ladies. True psycho.

Yeah, but he would, like, kill old ladies. Like, congrats you, piece of shit. Remove your eyes. Yeah. And, like, children and shit. Like, such a piece of shit. BTK killer with, like, kids and women. Yeah.

And then also, and then they also, they would sneak in the house. They'd take the husband out in their sleep. they shoot them with a gun this is usually the ammo because they don't want a physical confrontation they're bitches yeah they're all bitches that's why you gotta have that's why you got to respect Jeffrey Dahmer that's my whole roundabout was to show some respect Jeffrey Domber only serial that just went for dudes now he was a gay man but he was still physically overpowering gay dudes he would do some weird stuff though he'd drill your head and get in like well you're unconscious and under fucking yeah he'd be all messed up yeah he'd drill he went drill it

when you're like conscious and then one time you get in a fist of cuffs with an actual black dude the black dude kind of whipped his ass and got away yeah so he's still a bitch but if you're gonna give credit to anyone it's him because he did kill only males yeah you got away did get him back in though okay no there's a black guy who got away god damn all right well he killed a deaf guy yeah not a not a um yeah all i'm saying though if we're gonna show any respect here yeah he did kill only men yeah which these other guys these other bitches go for grandmas and kids uh-huh he at least killed men yeah tracy edward shout out to tracy edwards he escaped him wow my lord gay man good looking man gay man that is so crazy yeah donner when they caught him

he goes i'm really bad they go yep he goes no no you don't understand i'm really bad No, you know, when they caught him, he goes, thank God you caught me. Like, he was ready. He was like, thank God, you got me. Because he actually had remorse for it. He was like, thank God, because I wouldn't stop. Yeah. Like, I'm glad you caught me.

Yeah. And then the inmates went, oh, you're the serial killer, and they beat, they killed him. They hit him over the head with a 45 pound. Yeah, a guy called himself Jesus. I don't know if you've seen his killer, but he was a large man. Yeah. And like, to think about the bitch Charles Manson, he was like five foot, dude. He was five two.

He didn't even do the killing. He would talk to others and do it because he wasn't physically intimidating or strong enough to do it. So when girls do his dirty work, girls and men, Dallas, uh, Tex Watson did it, but, and he was a bigger dude. But in general, Circulars are bitch. When you think about it, they're bitches, dude. They're super soft. The snipe, the DC sniper would do it with his, with a kid out of the back of a van from far away. Yep.

Bitch. Like there's, none of them are doing it like real shit, dude. bitches they're all bitches yep all right what else you got jen all right next one is uh ryan garcia it's just odd he's in a car with an orangutan that's eating grapes and he's singing just so you guys know that's a female orangutan how do you know this by because i uh studied orangutans in tanjan puting and the indonesian here's my question did you rent this orangutan because that's illegal? No, orangutang's, so they're very, very different.

Arangetangans are very different than chimpanzees. Because orangutans are gentle. They're not aggressive, very gentle. You would not do that with a chimp you didn't know, especially a mature chimp. If you didn't know that chimp, but orangutank has the power to rip his face off. It does, but they tend to be really, really, they're...

But that's probably why you're giving them grapes, right? So when I was with, when I was rehabilitating the orphans back in the wild in Indonesia with this thing called Earthwatch, I could be around the adults And the adults were afraid of you They weren't so afraid of women But they were afraid of males

So they will not confront you You can be like, hey And they're like, oh And they run away from you Chimps will rip your face off They will not You can never do that with chimps Everybody would be dead

But for Ryan Garcia It's just for the Graham Like I love Ryan But he's just doing it for the views Let's watch Yeah He's just out of rain tank He runs out of grapes

The next thing he's gonna do Is squash his head like She wouldn't She'd never attack Oh you're a big fan I'm running a song. Is this a song? I wonder if he's in a music video because people are filming him, right?

So he might be in a music video. That's a good call. That's a good call. And the Rangangang's driving and it's stopped. That's a good call. I bet that's what's going on. Why do Rangetangetans have such tummies? um because they eat so much vegetation they live on leaves so do gorillas and they're

yeah but it's all the gas and the methane yeah but so do gorillas and chimps they had the same thing uh a gorillas have chimps prefer meat but gorillas uh have big tummies do they like not like but the chimp has a chest like you that chimps probably eating a lot of people food you and chip have the same chest yeah no no no i have a better chest than that chimps chimps get chimps get super um chubby well in captivity they can develop diabetes because they get fed too much god damn yeah i had a female grabbed me it she she she had a i played around with the babies they feel like they made a wood right yeah and i had a female reach under a bridge and she went she grabbed me and pulled and i'll never forget that strength like that she just she pulled and let go she was playing she was fucking with you

i was like mother fucker she could she could have done whatever she wanted yeah then you see the males now the males are elusive they spend time how big are they chin jinn Can you look at males? The male orangutan is a massive animal. I don't know how big, but their arms and their hands. Well, I've seen them at the zoo. They all those guts, man. Like, they get the dad guts.

You know the dads that drink all the beer all the time? They always have those round tummy. Yes. And they had those in the wild. It's just from leaves, huh? Yeah. So this is... 200 pounds.

Six feet tall. Okay. Way between 110, 200 pounds. All right. Yeah, it's a big animal. Yeah, it's all right. Yeah. yeah they're not they're not uh yeah 99 females are 991 to 122 yeah and they're so sweet

it says females way between 66 to 100 get these fucking arraint things on my face females that would fall in love to you yeah it would fall in love with you if you were a friend if you had a female pet female she'd always be around you yeah get the fuck out of here yeah and and the babies would always clutch on you nah that'd be fun they'd love you they literally climb up your leg and they hold on and they want to be cuddled. Yeah, you're two and the orangutans. I'm daibos around them. I know. And they want you to put them down for naps. Oh, that's cute. They wear diapers, I swear to God. I love it. And they're, they throw tantrums too. If you take away their toys, if you take, if you don't give them food, they will go, ah, just like a kid,

they will throw a tantrum. Exactly. And you want to know something else? They're so close to humans. There was one, so they were all, all of them were there. There were the females. There was no males. They were adolescent males, females, and the babies. And they had a problem with the adolescent males would take the babies up and fuck them. What? Yes, in the trees. They do that.

The adolescent males, fuck chickens. They do all kinds of stuff. Yeah. They're dicks about the size of my pinky. They're small weeners. Yeah. But man, oh man, those babies. Dude, you really guess you're calling to be on chimp crazy, dude.

I know. Well, chimp's are terrifying. Orangans you can deal with. They should do a new doctor. on HBO called orangutan crazy. Arachan crazy. You'll shut the fuck up. There was one chimp there named Asif and I swear to God, he was the nerd in the group and if you

saw him, he looked like a fucking nerd. Really? He literally was like and he was a nerd and all the other chimps were mean to him. All of them. So the humans would be nice to him. So he would cry. They wouldn't let him eat. They would beat him up. I swear to God. And so he'd come running over. He was like a baby. He was only like three or four and he was just a nerd. And it was like it was so incredible to see how human beings are

because you can see so much of our nature through apes. And you know what happens, dude? You want to be a naturalist? Wake up in the middle of the night or when it's still dark. Set up your hammock and then you follow them and you collect their feces

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away from him it's great and you'll see how uncomfortable ditty's like me when he laughs i think he what he always touches somebody uh It's going to truly isn't about the Benzian, man, and we see. Oh, yeah, he's good. It's generally, it's not scary, right? Well, now when we'll come back, we're going to talk more with Parker Inn. If you want to hang out, more than welcome, stick around, my brother. All right?

We'll be right back with more right after this. Yeah. So weird. Who was that interviewing him? Is that? Kenan wins? Yeah. Smart dude.

Oh, smart business, man. Yep. What is this? Hold on. Hold on. Who's this little fog? Go back up. Go back up.

Hold on, please. Go back up. You're mind. It's now, after she posted a TikTok vowing to give everyone a ticket because she didn't have sex. For the listeners, it says it's a picture in the caption says, a cop in Texas now under investigation after she posted a TikTok.

I haven't been on TikTok in forever. Vowling to give everyone a ticket because she didn't have sex the night before. Interesting. Now, she's a, for a cop, she's a dime. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, let's see, what's alarming is the way she spells, didn't, D-I-N-T, didn't, go back?

Yeah, didn't get cracked last night. Don't say cracked. Didn't get cracked last night, so everyone's going to tick it. Now, she's on administrative leave after this, because as a cop, if you don't get cock, you can't give out tickets. I mean, I just think that it's hot. There are a lot of people that could help her out with that. Dude, I'd be like, oh, what?

There's only one way I can get out of this ticket, miss. thing i mean you know what i'm saying i you know i said you don't got to give me a ticket i'm so i'm so sorry i's going 200 in my zr1 i i can't i'm ashamed yeah i heard you need a crack in if you need a crack and i heard you need a crack if there's anything i can and if there's one thing i'm good at it's fighting and cracking if there's anything and i'm not talking about cracking skulls i'm talking about cracking that ass can i can i tell you a story do you mind if i crack open that ass? I'd love to give you a crack. Because I saw your TikTok this thing. How many guys? And she walked up and said, I'm going to give

you a ticket. Or you can crack this ass. You give me a cracking. How many guys? See, I'm so dumb. I would, shout to McConnell. I'm so dumb. I would say, crack, you want me to fight you? And she's like, no, crack. Because I don't know where they speak that lingo. I'm just not in the streets anymore. So do they call sex cracking on the streets? I don't know, but I like the way it's, I like Yeah, it's kind of hot. You know, you got a crack.

What would you do if she went, Mr. Callan? You're very old, but I'm into old guys that look like orangutans. Yeah. Listen. Yeah. It's either a ticket or you give me a cracking. Yes. You do it, right?

No, I love my wife, but I'd have to go like this. I text my wife. You don't think your wife could understand? I got a guy out of this ticket. I don't, this is expensive. So I'd say, look, this money could go to our children. Yes. Or I could go to the state.

She's like, baby, you're going six over. And all I got to do is step up a little bit. you're going six miles an hour over. All I got a surprise her with the heft of my piece. Listen, if I got going 205, which the ZR1 can do, right? If I got going to go in a pound your car, it's a felon. I'm going to do some prison time. I'd say, babe, I can get out of all this if I just give her a crack.

I had a girlfriend. I don't think my wife being Latina would go for that. Yeah, no, she would. Even at that level, she'd go, serve three to five. What? What? But then in prison, I'm still cracking. I'm locked up three to five.

I'm cracking. I'm cracking some bros. Some of those lady boys. You'd rather me crack bros than this one hot cop? You still crack. I'm still crack. I get a crack. You still crack.

You still crack. You still crack. You're still crack. Now, I would say, I would say this, I had a girlfriend. And she told me a story. And I'm just going to tell you the story. And then you tell me what you think. and she said she got pulled over by this kind of macho cop she was hot she was hot she was hot

keep going keep going keep going keep good she's big tits oh yeah big tits and uh yeah and so yeah and so yeah and big tits yeah but more importantly sprinter's ass and sprinter's legs oh yeah oh we you have you have a girlfriend's eyes and then her friend is like smoking and you're like huh Jesus you know if this doesn't work out you know it's she was something else and she uh was a real real kind of she just loved to shake it up yeah always have different boyfriends oh man and this macho cop with tattoos she goes i saw his tattoos i saw his muscles and he was just such a bro yeah and i said to him if there's anything i can do to get out of this ticket like anything like whatever i'm getting fired i'll do it i'd be fired and he

You're talking about Crackard right now? He had sex with her in the back of his patrol car. Did he get fired? This was before people had cameras. So he's good? So this was in the like fucking, I think this is the 90s. Yeah, he knocked the bottom out of it. And I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't approve of that, but it turned me on. Yeah, no, I also get turned on with that stuff. But then I have a friend to that other stand I played college football with. His brother was a cop. And he was picking up, you know, he's just making his rounds. And there was a very attractive. lady who got in trouble for selling drugs and he said listen you can go away for five to 10 years or we can crack yeah now they started cracking and they start cracking more than once yeah and he got

busted yeah and you got a ton of trouble and it ruined his life so there's also that and those things and i i caught up with my friend and go oh man what happened to blank blank and he goes oh you didn't hear like no because it's in my hometown he goes oh dude he got busted bro right he's fog this is this is this is this is the kind of thing where I'm sure this happens a lot now now it's happening right now it's happening right now like this oh default it's happening right now oh my body cam I knew a girl he used to that there was a married detective and he would come over and she was like he has his gun and badge was so hot he would put it up home home and she would just show up and she'd service him and he'd leave this happens all the time cops like a like a stud detective oh babe I'm so

stressed milk me milk me. Come on. Hey, Chin, do you, do we have her Instagram? I need to do more research before I commit to this crime. Yeah, I would like to do more. Because right now, I'm going on that. We're not shaming her.

No, no, no. We are in support of our brothers and sisters in blue. What do we talk about? We're talking about our future to travel. Give her, give her a slap on the wrist and get her back out on patrol. I'm going to Hondo in my ZR1. I lose my license. I'm fucked.

I got to figure this out. I mean, listen, man. And you're, you know, you're a good-looking kid. You work out, you know, you'll be fine. You'll go to church, that's all, and ask for forgiveness. I'll repent. You'll repent. I'll repent.

I mean. Type in Jennifer Escalara. She's gorgeous. I'm a huge fan. Well, we don't know if she's gorgeous yet. I'm in support of her regardless. I support her. Well.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Seriously. Oh, we're cracking. Come on, man. uh issue we're all only one why you guys ruining and they ruin all the fun they just ruin everything dear now now now to be fair though just ruin our lives hold on brian to be fair though she's in texas yes in houston bro that's right up the street by street i mean four hours you might want

to go up there and start speeding you might want to go up there and start breaking some laws that's all i'm trying to say because dude lock me up throw away the key we crack yeah yeah yeah yeah if you're into it if you're into that, if you're into that, I mean, come on, come on. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. We, we've been doing the show a long time. We bring up hot teachers having sex with the students. We bring up cops having sex with criminals. I have never in all my years had a hot cop or a hot teacher. Not once. I did see an attractive UPS lady this morning. I went, huh, good for you. I saw that when I was going to get my passport. The security guard, when you go through the, you know, The machine, the machine there was so beautiful.

I said, am I the only one who's like, she should be on the cover of every magazine? They're like, I know, dude. I was like, oh, my God. Sometimes you got to call it out. Jennifer, and sometimes you say, her right there. Sometimes you say yourself, what the fuck? I'm such a fan. What the fuck is going on here?

Well, people are shitty. But then, put on an administrator leave. Shut up. Well, no, you can't crack. Why not? You just can't. There should be a crack division. I don't see why.

She can't get 10 minutes to crack I mean It drives me nuts If you're really hot Speaking of crack though Keep saying the word crack Can you go to Hunter Biden for me? Yeah

I'm gonna go on a limb here And say Hunter Biden's back doing crack And boy did he sell it Oh boy He's good He had great teeth They're fake But is he by my age

I think he's younger Bella You want to look his age up first that's all right playing it just look it up all right so i'll play it first speaking of cracker Jeffrey Epstein was a pet file that it came into an enormous wealth by very mysterious circumstances

and had connections across the globe to very very powerful people and he was murdered right before it was all about to blow up and so and now there's supposedly

are no files that the American people can see to explain all of that. I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff. I mean, it's crazy. Like, do I think that there's an actual list? No, I don't think that there's an actual list. I don't think that he was that stupid.

But do I think that what they do have implicates him? Yeah, I think so. You know, I mean, Epstein introduced Melania to Trump. Oh, boy. The connections are like... You know, she's suing that. People that say that, she's suing. Anyway, why do we think

they don't want the files released? I don't know. I think John, you know, that thing... That motherfucker can paint. That crackhead can crack. I think it's the most... That crack could can paint, bro. ...of them, which is everything

is projection or confession. Everything. So when he puts out that tweet, he says, Epstein now is the Russia hoax or the Hunter Biden laptop. the laptop from hell. Well, no, the laptop's real, blah. From Russia, no, it came from Hunter Biden's bathroom.

Like, I wonder if it works. Do you know what I mean? When he says to his followers, like, you're no supporter of mine if you keep talking about Epstein. Yeah. What do you think was in the files? That's what that Channel 5 guy. Some real journalism. For reals.

Yeah, I don't know, man. You know, um, she's suing. Melania Trump, if you, yeah, she sued the tabloid or the news, pay brown off they still call them tabloids she sued the outlet that uh uh printed that yeah it's a fun it's a fun little thing to kind of like float out there probably with zero evidence you know so it's a good conspiracy though and they're fun and they're fun but we don't want to get sued i don't like he's 55 by the way he's younger than brian even if it's true i don't know about it's crack oh i definitely want to know you cuck it's not good it's not good but i definitely want to know

release it. I'd love to know. No, no, no, I would protect it. If I knew, if I had that information, I would throw it away. God. If I had that information, I'd be like, I'm protecting the first lady. Oh, no, I would waterboard you. I would torch you and crack your ass. You couldn't break me. I crack your ass wide open and have you tell all the listeners on it. I'm like, oh, I'm not going to answer. You know how many views would we get off that? Well, you cracking my ass and waterboarding me? Yeah, that too, but to get the Epstein. How are you going to crack my ass? What are you going to use? Huh? My, just my hands. Like, those are, like, those are Rangetans, you know, you know how those orangutans felt strong.

You're going to get a couple of thumbs in there and just peel out? Yeah, you know how you were like, oh, that baby Rangtangtang was so strong. I beat the show of that Rangting. I would open your ass up like a fucking cupboard. And then what are you going to do with it? Like I'm getting to raspberry jelly. Oh, there we go. Oh, what are you doing?

What are you doing then? Crack. Oh, crack. And I'm not a hot female cop. I'm me. Crack. And so now the air's getting in there. What are you going to do after that?

I got to fill the hole. Oh, man. Ew. What? I'm cracking, dude. Well, train a lot. Hunter Biden's on crack. Well, he certainly, I think that stuff wires you up a little bit.

He can't talk about it. That's for sure. God, he's older than you, or younger than you, Bubba. Yeah, he's three years younger. Crack isn't good for the skin. No. No. No.

He was also looking at real jail time. Yes, he should, and he still should be in prison. But listen, that's not the point here. The point is, is he's a hundred, percent spot on with his stake on Epstein you think yes yeah probably powerful people you know you know uh Joe Biden's like just shut the I just want to know like it's like if there are files I don't know I don't think I don't think I don't think there's going to be anything I don't think you're going to find any smoking go they have to think that shit's all they

have to I think it's all been done even it is gone they're going to have to create a fake one release it yeah what else you got jen because they ain't going away you guys are talking about milania suing uh so brings me to this jay paul he hired he hired an attorney to potentially sue anyone who talks about his or you know claims that he's fixing fights

like even podcasters he uh he's i think they're even going after peers morgan now i don't think any of it i the only fight that listen the only fight where i'm like okay this is just a glorified sparring match is the tyson one i think there was an agreement there not to kill tyson yeah so fix is not the term for it but i will say this and i i love jake pa i love logan the they're my guys but if he were to beat anthony joshua the fix is in right yeah don't sue me but the fix is it.

Allegedly. I don't think that that fight with Chavez Jr. was fixed. No, that's the one that they're talking about. No, I don't think those are fixed. Legit fight. No, all his fights have been real. Just the only one where I do think

there was some sort of agreement being like, hey, Mike, take this fight. I'm not going to fucking kill you. I'm going to hit you. It's going to be real, but I'm not going to take you out. He was fucking cracking. He was hitting Julius Caesar Chavez. he wasn't Mike Tyson no yeah yeah so this attorney has worked with jZ Elon Musk

Alec Baldwin and uh yeah you see the statement here Paul made it clear he was going to defend his name he recently revealed he was fed up with the narrative when peers Morgan weighed in on on his bout boring stage bullshit I can see what Jake's doing there because because all the the Nadee is right as real they as real they as real as they get badass blah blah blah so when he fought Nate do you think Nate agreed to that no that's real dude Nate's not gonna sign up and agree to lose to a fight if you know Nate Diaz he's a fighter's fighter he was actually trying to win that fight he didn't lose that fight on purpose so I'm with Jake on this I'm with Jake like but I are you gonna go after like because it's this is only you make it

worse so he'll be able to go out of guys like Pierce Morgan and let's say ESPN black last something out they're not because they're in cahoots with them but let's say there was like like if rogan said it was fake schulte like big names i get going after them because they have money but you're not going to go after 0-076 underscore slap dick that he posts a fight of him winning that goes oh it's rigged hold on you can't win that fight is that it that's it for the jake paul thing um you guys want more current events give us one more one more okay you know what Let me scroll through these and you tell me which one you guys like most. Huh.

Yeah. Not feeling them. How about the Lizzo on? Yeah, I guess Lizzo. Let's end on Lizzo. Let's see Lizzo. Okay, so this is her, I guess, responding basically to a. Is she mimicking Sidney's exact commercial or this is her own version?

Let's see what she has to say. Let's see. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. Not my type. Bitch, what I told you? I'm going into October.

That was it. Give me Sidney, Sweeney. Yeah, there's just somebody leaning into whatever it is. You know. But does any... That body positivity, all I see is diabetes. Oh, no, her health, her cholesterol's a fucking disaster. Her insides are children.

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