The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub on UFC 318, Callen's Directorial Debut for a BANGER True Classic Ad & MORE | Ep. 1104

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

Brendan gives his take on some of the UFC 318 Max Holloway vs Dustin Poirier story lines and the guys talk how Bryan Callen wrote and directed a True Classic commercial featuring some legendary UFC fighters, also, Bryan shooting machine guns at Taran Tactical, current events around the world including Conor McGregor allegedly sending inappropriate pictures, Bryan's fascination with UFC's Vitor Petrino's physique, the beauty of Colombian people, having lemurs as pets and much more.True Classic Commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuXYwTF8qAHims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighterPXG - Head over to http://pxg.com/tfatk to save up to 20% on your entire orderProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And I was like, oh, well, we're at the backyard swimming. Brian, when he says buzz. Don't say buzz, it makes me mad. Yeah, he kept saying buzz. He meant he's gonna fly over with his friend Shane in a helicopter. It's chopper speak. It's chopper speak.

It's chopper talk? Yeah, chopper talk. Chop talk. It's called chop talk. It's called chop talk. So I'm in the pool with the whole fam. And then Brian in this giant red helicopter comes flying right over my house.

Yeah. And I kept saying to Shane, I was like go lower. He goes, not in that neighborhood. Cause I said, I said, you could land right there. He goes, I could, but in that neighborhood they would crucify me. They would not have it. Yeah.

But it'd be so cool. Cause he could land right there. I know, it was wide open. I thought maybe he would. Boys are not having it. I asked him like that. I'm like that Brian and that guy are my there. I know, it's wide open. I thought maybe he would. Boys are not having it. I asked him, I'm like, Brian and that guy are my buddy. I can get you a ride in. Bostie and T are like, no way.

A little scared? Like, no way. Once they got out there, they'd be like, woo, it's so exciting. Not Bostie. No. He's totally young. No, he's just cautious. He's different.

OK. Yeah, he don't play that shit. Yeah. Joanna was down. She's like, I'd go at it. I'm like, we can set it up. I won't, but yeah. I love Shane. He might be the nicest human being. He's awesome. He's such an awesome I don't quit saying buzz over the house. I know I like to do that. I buzz Rogan's house buzz your house

I just I just show us Rogan come outside and wave like a kid too. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you I sent the video Tim and I said Brian thinks he's so cool. He was pretty cool Pretty cool. Yeah. Fair point. Pretty cool. He's in a helicopter. What's funny about a helicopter is you can literally be like, Oh, it's an hour

and a half drive, we'll get there in 15 minutes. Like if I wanted to go to San Antonio, I can get there in 20 minutes. Ooh, that's nice. It's crazy. So he can't drive. He's like, I can't drive. Well, I'd love you. He lands in his backyard, Baba. Does his daughter do gymnastics? His daughter is what took second in the world in cheer. I know, but I know they go down to

San Antonio. Yes. I have a car I'm picking up down there. I'd love if I could just jump on and he could drop me off down there. I will talk to Shane. Yeah. Cause I mean, you know, when he's there, so I don't have to get a ride down there. Cause I'm driving a car back. That'd be great just to jump on the chopper. Yeah. Well, what would be fun is just to just keep going. Come on, do it. We go down there and we have ourselves, uh, we go to cafe Emma and I mean,

hotel Emma in that area, have a little lunch down in that main area. I don't know if I have time for all that with you guys, but you could just you guys do that But I'm just gonna get the fuck out after this gonna drop just drop me on Uber chopper Think of me as like luggage right you drop me off you guys have yourself a day No time no time for no time free you cuz you gotta get to your car. Yes, you want to get a lot You got are you? Okay, there goes Brendan. Well, how could it be a boss move to land right where the car is?

That'd be pretty cool. Yeah. But then the guys, he might go, he's a fucking billionaire in charge of the mall. Yeah. That's the problem with choppers, dude. It's a boss move. You gotta be like, that's my friends.

My neighbors are like, who the fuck? I'm like, ah. Cause they just land in your neighborhood? Land's right in the field next to my house. Ballsy, couldn't do that. Mine. I just get in there. Some guy changes lights from regular standard lights to blue. Good luck, bud.

Really outcast. Wow. Boycon front of South. We don't play that shit. Yeah, it's, it's, it's a, it's a good time to go down Congress street between buildings, you know, that stuff is like wild. Have I done that? No, no.

But I know, I know. That's too low, dude. I had to. It's not fucking the dark night. No, you actually can do that. But you're not gonna do it. No, you're not gonna do it. I didn't do it.

Yeah, but you can imagine what it'd be like. I wanted to hold the lie. Hey. I wanted to lie and I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that. Why do you have scars on your face? OK. I would like to assume because I found a trench in my garage

this morning. I sent you a picture. Dude. Hey, I'll tell you this. Cute. Well, he's a cutie pie, but I'll tell you who has. I'll tell you who has. Come on.

Chewbacca has less fur than that thing. Chewbacca has less fur. Look at how much fur is on that thing. And you know if you handle him, like if I put my hand on top, those are little thorns They go in your hand really fuck up your skin now. He was cute though. Joanne was like kill him like I'm not killing him He's awesome. Give him a name. Hopefully comes back. That's a big I wonder if you can hold him I won't bite you. I don't want to find out. I don't even start and jump in the Hummer. He's right underneath the Hummer

Really? Uh-huh. Probably come for heat. You know that garage is hot as shit. Anyway, oh, it's hot That's a hell of a fucking but I see I figured that jumped on your stupid face and that's why I have marks. Now he's probably... No, that did not. I'm glad you asked and people somebody asked what happened. I go I just bought an Eagle and he's impossible to tame and they got a laugh out of that. So Chin, I sent you a video. Why don't you bring up what I did yesterday with my boy John. Your hair's looking better there.

Huh? Your hair's looking better. It looks fuller there. Are you doing anything different? My own person's kind of saying. You know, but I'm looking for that peptide. Hit it, Chin. Alrighty.

The assignment is to pull the trigger and not let go. Pull the trigger and not let go? I think you can do it. Who's filming? I think I can do it. Can you do it? I think I can do it. What kind of gun is this?

This is an M240 Bravo. An M240 Bravo? Yeah, I can hold the trigger down on an M240 Bravo. Now that's a little vulnerable. Now what do they use that for in the military? I think laying down cover, but then again, I wouldn't know. You know, you should just kept it. I don't know.

Does this come, does it? Does the kickback hit you in the face? Well, so dude, you're so amateur. I'm going to show you what happened. So this is, I'm just going to show you what I did. Is it raining there? Is that our roof? You're ready. There you go. Watch this Maybe that's good cover be

Those hot were those hot Look at this I got burns. Oh my god. I got burns me so hot I got burns. Oh my god. I got burned me so hot But not as hot as a fucking Spot on my head, but yeah, I mean it was it sucked It's our helper here trying to feed that belt and also you know what else gas it smells like ammonia So I like that coffee. I like that strong you're gonna have some cracking. It's like the smelly salts Just from the bullets. Yeah

How many rounds is it putting out a second is that a thing so so the Gatlin gun watch this Look at that shit, I Don't like how you were still shooting and look into your right I will cuz I'm burning cause it's burning me right now and I'm trying to get him. Don't they wear long sleeves so it doesn't burn you? You should wear long sleeves. You're just not ready. And I wasn't ready. So where the fuck's the fuck up your face?

Oh, so watch this. More. God, it's going through that fricking ammo. It's crazy. Now the gatlin gun. Was that the gatlin?lin no that I have a video of that oh it's so fast it's just 3,000 rounds per second each bullet is about a dollar and a half so yeah yeah did you have to pay for it 3,000 rounds

per minute 3,000 rounds per minute three. And I did not have to pay. You're very, very nice, but super nice, bro. It was so even with a silencer on it, it fire or a sound suppressor. It scared me. Like you, you can suppressor for why dude, you're fighting. It's too loud. It'll blow your ears. Even outside. You can't shoot that without that.

But if you have a cover, yeah, you got to cover your book. And then what are they have earplugs? You got to have real earplugs. Like no joke. Then the, what are they sound super soft, but what are they using?ugs. It's like no joke. Then what are they? You sound super soft. But what are they using, right? It's not for you. And the barrel gets so hot.

Hey, sometimes God gives you signs in life. You have band-aids on your arms and your face looks like you're attacked by a fucking eagle. Because I, so. Hey, it's not for you. No, no, hold on. I'm shooting machine guns and then I shot a.308. It's a hunting rifle, a sniper rifle.

Sure. And the problem is they kick back. So if your face is too close to the scope and you don't have it on your shoulders. Or if you're weak, right? That's what it is. No, please don't say that, please don't say that because I did have my shoulder there. Did they tell you this?

Goose and it hit me, that was the first time and I was bleeding. Did you go ah. And it did it again. And the only reason I'm not more fucked up is I had sunglasses on. Dude, everyone would give you black eyes. Oh, bro.

I would have been so fucked. It just went, goosh! Like I went, bah! Like that, and I just heard. Did you go, oh! And my son. Or did you play it off? My son goes, ooh, damn. My own son at 13 goes, ooh, damn.

Did they get us shooting? They all looked at it. No, yeah, yeah. They're too light in the ass. They were just into the fucking machine gun, the handheld machine guns, the Uzis and yeah. But that, that, that one you're using, that's like $10 million per round per minute. Yeah. What's that used for in combat? That would be all that would be. So when you were in a helicopter and you want to fucking strafe the ground, you would use that for that. It's a gap. Good luck running away from that.

You're not doing it. Anything, it literally, so when you see those Apaches and stuff, they have their guns, it's, they can shred like, I don't know, an area. If they open up on those guns, it sounds like this. Brrr, brrr, like that, it's faster than that. It's crazy. It's kind.

Did you wake up the next morning with all that shit all over your face and those bruises and go, ah, it's probably not for me. My wife, yeah, it's not. Not a gun guy. And by the way, not even a soldier, too heavy. Everything's too heavy. Yeah, all that baggage.

I'm just, unfortunately, not built for it. I'm not built for it. I'm accepting that. I look at myself there and I'm like, unfortunately not built for it. I'm not built for it. I I'm accepting that. I look at myself there and I'm like, boy, am I skinny? Yeah. I'm just out of, you're just out of place. I'm a narrow kid. Yeah. And at the end of the day, funny, you're built like Waldo and I, and I'm, I'm lifting and I'm doing, you don't see Kermit the frog shooting fucking semi-automatic guns.

No, I am, I- His arms aren't built for it, dude. They're not, you know what? I had this joke, I was like, I talk about when I have to work out, I've got negative Brian and positive Brian talking to me, you know what I'm like? And one of the things I thought to myself was I was like,

if I, I've been working out for 20 years, I've been lifting weights for a long time and exercising. And if I told somebody that I never touched a wave, they would believe me. I'm going to, I just thought about it. It's good, right? Yeah. It's a bummer about my build. If I told them I golf and I jog, they'd be like, makes sense.

And that's just how genetics go. Oh dude, I was giving you your flowers on the true classic commercial Ryan sent to me before he posted it. Not bad, right? He was like, let me know what you think. And I said, Brian wrote a lot of this. I can tell you exactly what Brian jokes are.

And the one, the best, the best joke on it is Brian, is Bisping. Yeah, this feels like a cloud. When he goes, you know, he's like, what are you guys doing? And then, so who to go, he goes, I forget what he's saying. He's like, you have to pay the price. He's like, well, you have a broken neck and a glass eye. And he goes, no doubt, and that's all depressing.

That's you. I wrote all that. Yeah, that's you. I wrote the commercial. Yeah, it's great. It's so good. That was me and Blake. Bisping stole the show.

Yep, that's my company. He's a real actor. He's like a cloud with abs. He's great. Business is a savage. Yeah. Super talented. They were all great, man. They were all great.

Wonder Boy's is unbelievable. Yeah. Wonder Boy's amazing. He's amazing. And Leota Machito is perfect. Perfect, right? Yeah. They told me they're going to use Diego Lopez. I'm like, it makes no sense. Leave Leota.

And we had Leota and he just like, he's- How nice is he? Did you talk to him for a while? Yeah, I talked to him about philosophy. That's my boy. He's the best. Oh, you know him well. Yeah.

Trained for a long time together. Much bigger than you would expect. 220. I thought he was like, he fought at 185, but he's a big kid. And 205. And 205. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

He's champion. Looks great. Looks great. But such a good guy. And the best. He lived in Florida now. Yes. Yep.

Yes. Teaches his kids and he's just a good guy. And the best. He lives in Florida now. Yes. Yes. Teaches his kids and he's just a special. He's the man. And he was very funny and he was just great. I really liked him. But let's, let's take a little break. You got a thick head of hair. I do man.

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We were talking about the like difference between 125, 135 and his size were like, you know, you have to take in different considerations. Yes. We can get knocked out with a jab. Yeah. You see Derek Lewis, when he threw that, that, that left hook, it looked like nothing, it looked like he just clipped him and it's like, Oh, yeah, you're going to sleep. It's so crazy.

Yeah. Derek Rays. I mean, uh, Donna Gray's is awesome. Yeah. He's a good guy. A little more introverted than I am, but I see what you're saying. I'm not introverted. There's a physicality. There's something about it,

but yeah, probably because he played football. Yeah. That must be it. He was either a quarterback or safety. He was quarterback. Right. Makes sense too. He's a big quarterback. Big, big boy. Big boy. Um, yeah, it was, it was, it was pretty wild. She's great. Perfect. Awesome. Awesome. Picked up that this shit right away. Cause a lot of times when you write something, I'm, I'm, I'm stressed about,

worrying about athletes. Yes. yes, you're always worried. Now what was great was that on the way there in the cab to the set, I found out that Fabrizio passed away. So that's good. And I gotta be like, oh, one of my closest old friends. Let's get to shooting. So that was. Did you guys shoot in Vegas?

Yeah. Yeah. That's why I went to Vegas. Remember when I came back and I had to go shoot. But it was fucking great. And they're really happy, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I went to Vegas. Remember when I came back to go shoot. Yeah. But it was fucking great and they're really happy. I think so. Yeah.

It was a great commercial. Hopefully it does well. Yeah. And Ryan's great. Ryan's great. Yep. That's my company. Anybody have a company out there and you need good commercials.

We specialize in funny. So Brian does. Brian. That was great, dude. Did you go to the mothership? Cause Jeff Dye was there. I was at Jeff Dye's on our show on Wednesday. We pre-recorded it. I was with Jeff all weekend. I was at the mothership all weekend.

He's the man. It was great. Shane was there. Jeff was there. Shane Gillis, Tony Henschliffe. You've been in town a little bit. Yeah. When do you leave? I'm going to a wedding in Colombia this weekend. Who the fuck's getting married in Colombia? one of my wife's best and oldest friends. Nothing worse. Got to go to Columbia. God, and then you got to entertain.

It is what it is, Baba. You know how it is. Where do you leave? I'll leave Thursday, Baba. I'll fly. Here's the thing. I'm not going from Texas to Columbia. I'm going to go to.

Atlanta? Miami first, spend the night and then go to Columbia. How far of a flight is it from? Two hours. From Miami? Yeah. Fuck, that ain't bad. Not. How far of a flight is it from? Two hours. From Miami? Yeah. Fuck, that ain't bad. Not bad at all.

Cause Miami is what from here? Four? Three? If you ever want to do like, that's me with vacation. Like if you want like Belize, the sleeper place, unbelievable place. If you want vacation, if you want beautiful water. How far is that from here? If you want two and a half, two and a half hours.

Oh, Belize is. Oh, that's right. You told me that. That's it. Yeah. That's doable. It's doable. Yeah.

Now, will you have an amazing time in Bora, Bora, Tahiti? It's all the same. It's all the same. It'll be amazing, but you'll be on a plane and then another plane and then a boat. Okay. And then, and a boat and then you'll get there. So you enjoy that.

Please take the day to travel and make sure that the kids, cause the kids love that. That's easy. And the kids don't give a fuck because whether you're in Bora Bora, if you're in San Diego, if you're in fucking Austin, Texas, the kids go pool. Cool. You're not doing it for the, if you think you're doing for the kids, they don't give a, we have snacks, hotel room, pool. We could be in Ukraine. We don't give a fuck. That's right. Kids don't care. That's right. The parents are like, Oh, they went to Bora Bora. Like your kid does not give a fuck with

Bora Bora or the holiday in up the street. You're doing it for you, mama. You're doing it for you. Doing it for you. Damn. I didn't realize, uh, well, Miami's only two, two hours and 50 minutes. That's not bad. And then you got two hours from there. That's not bad All right, listen, I thought yeah, but I'm not doing I'm not even doing that in a day too much in a day She in softed. It's a seven hour day. I fuck it. I'd rather just go to Miami have some dinner hang out Let me be fun with your wife Columbia It's not a different trip if it's the boys.

Columbia? Well. That's our language. There's a reason I don't go down there. I'm a changed man. That's my old life. That's my speed. Small life.

Yeah, don't put me around that. You know in flight when they put all the alcohol in his hotel room, that's me in Columbia. Well, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Don't put me in that situation. You can buy cocaine for $5. I get the nose for it. Nope.

And then you got nothing but. Blow out asses. Well, no, it's silly there. It's the coffee girl is a 10. I mean, Columbia, if you're into that, if you're into tiny waist and big tits and ass, yeah, if you're into that, if you're into hourglass shapes and symmetrical faces.

I don't put myself in that situation anymore. No, no, no, no. Wouldn't go for free. Nope. I, I, no, I go there with my wife. Very happy to. I, I look straight ahead. ahead. It's all good. You might as well be an Iran dude.

And my wife was like, Collie's the Salsa capital of the world. We need to go out and salsa. I was like, we do, we do need to go out and salsa. I got to pack two suits. Oh, one for rehearsal, one for. Sure, whatever it is, just pack two suits. It'll be fine.

I'm excited. I'm, I'm super excited. Yeah. So then you'll be in Columbia during UFC three 18. Well, I, yeah. Yeah. Doesn't poor Max Hallway. That's a card.

You're all right to get not much. You're all right. I'm fine. I'm fine with that. Mm hmm. By the way, Columbia, just a real quick story. One of my best friends and his girl, they have kids together. So they wanted to hire a babysitter and she was Colombian and she was insanely hot. So it was to the point where all our friends

were just talking behind the scenes and then we were just asking. Can't do it. And the girl, not the wife, but his girlfriend, who has kids with, she's like, well, if he's gonna cheat on me, then I'll know. You know what I mean? Like if he's gonna be a cheater, then I'll know.

No, but don't do that to him, dude. I know. It's like he's a recovering alcoholic and you're like, yeah, I'm just gonna put whiskey in every room. Well, no, just don't have the fucking whiskey in the room. The thing is, it'll worry you. Arnold's the best example.

Arnold's fucking tense. And then he was like, look at this warlock that has a positive attitude. I'm gonna make a kid with her. You can only take so much as a man. Well, yeah, I had an experience like this. My first wife who was very very beautiful of course, and she was very confident because she was beautiful.

So she brought in this gal who spoke three languages and was Swedish, Ethiopian, and angel, and came in in like these, like in couture clothing, like came in with this low cut thing and I was like, I mean. Well you were wearing that. I looked at my wife, I go, let me explain something to you. That's the name I met, right? That's not happening.

That's the name I met? Remember I took you in the room, I went, what are you doing? That's right, I think you were there. That's fucking right. That's right, she was there. She was a pure angel and I took Brian in another room, I go, buddy, you can't. That was my house on San, on the.

On the town. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. I walked in and I went, what are you't. That was my house on San... On Tehran. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. I walked in and I went, what are you doing? That's right. And I was young back then. I remember that.

What are you even doing back then? What? I'm like, what are you doing? What? And I was like, no. I got a buddy we all know who's single, so it's whatever. He's divorced, but he's single now. He was in Florida.

He's like, yeah, I just, you know, I was looking for a fucking cleaning lady. He's like, and it was like, you know, Columbine clean ladies. And he's like, yeah, I need a clean lady. And he was like, dude, I just, you know, I was looking for a fucking cleaning lady. And he's like, and it was like, you know, Columbia clean ladies. And he's like, yeah, I need a clean lady. And he goes, and dude, I hired, she comes like the following week and he's like, attended. I'm like, oh, buddy, I said, at least you're single, you know, and you clean the house. He goes, yeah, yeah. Two weeks ago, I was like, I got a new fucking cleaning lady.

What happened? He goes, I fucked her. Like, yeah, dude. That's it. I mean, he's single, that's how it goes, I fucked her. I get it, dude. I mean, he's single, that's how it goes, man. You have to. You gotta have that.

No, you gotta have sex with her. I told him, I said, I expect nothing less from her. What'd you think was gonna happen, though? I fucked her. He goes, but it's awkward, though, man. Now it's awkward, it's like, she comes over. Sure, and you're gonna have sex again, what's gonna happen?

Who knows? He's like, it was just awkward, so I had to get rid of her. My friend, this is such a great, my friend, big, kind of handsome guy. When he was younger, big, kind of handsome guy. Just like, alpha male, football. And he's in his fucking hotel room. His parents are in the other room, they're on vacation.

It was a motel, because it was a stop off, and the fucking cleaning girl comes in, she's just this kind of hot white girl. She's like kind of a, probably had a little, she probably had a little- Probably doesn't even know it. Little drug energy, probably like now. She's kind of trying to work her way back in the cleaning rooms. He's looking at her going, oh fuck. They start talking, he goes, what are you doing?

And she goes, I used to dance, I used to strip, and I can't get in that world, so now I'm just trying to stay clean. And he's like, well you're beautiful. We gotta figure this out. Meanwhile, they start fucking on the bed right there, and his mom, he forgets about it when she comes in. The mom came in.

Hey, and she just goes, and she's like, what the fuck are you doing? And she sees the cleaning shit, so he comes out, he's probably 30, he comes out and she's looking at him going, and she's like, what, did you, you don't know her? And he goes, no, he goes, that was a cleaning lady? He goes, yeah, she just goes, oh, God. What happened?

Shakes her head. Yeah, it's the way it is. Look, it's guys. Women will never understand guys. I told you, my son, my three-year-old, we're in Congress. I got my 13-year-old, got my three-year-old. My 13-year-old's got his friend there, he's 13.

And then it's Nick and Nick. So it's Nick Simmons and then my boy Nick Collins. I don't know the other Nick. Great guy. Comic? Yeah, and then Danny, my wife. And so my son is 13, my little one is playing in the Pebbles and we're right on Congress

where we just had Jenny's ice cream. And my 13 year old comes out and he sees his brother, who's three, playing the thing, and he just kind of walks up, squats over him, goes, hey, ah, duh, and just pretends to shit on his head. Right, and then walks, and we all go, and just everybody starts laughing because it's so ridiculous.

I was like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like, what are you doing, right? And my wife is just like this. She's looking at him like he's an alien. And I go, you don't think that's funny? Like a girl would never do that to another girl, right? He goes, never. She was like, never in a million years.

Like never would you fake shit on your brother's head. No, no, no, girls aren't gonna do that. Ah, fuck man. Yeah. So Chin, the whole way to wrap this up is you need to hire a Colombian nanny. With no kids, no know dog no nothing story about how I got these yeah, we thought I was from the bullets Yeah, the guns what the guns wasn't where they know it wasn't on the bullets

It was the shot a rifle and the it was the That's right. Yeah. You got this bad old you bite. Are you still I'm biting you biting. Yeah the Gatling gun video. I You buy it. You still I'm buying you Biden. Yeah, the Gatling gun video. I just give up on that. It's it's it's just more of the same. Okay. It's actually interesting, but keep talking. I'll find it. Just try texting your chain. Get a Colombian housemate to do what? Yeah, that's more money. No, thank you. Oh wow. What's that? Think of the upside. Maybe you fall in love, finally have a friend.

They are so freaking gorgeous though. I can't, people talk about it like it's a, like it's like a. Who, the maids? Yeah, I'm tilted. I'm hiring one. You might find love, dude. I mean you kind of should.

The boys are beautiful, but they truly are beautiful. You could save one. It's like adopting a baby. But you're adopting a really pretty girl. Dude, the one that was a babysitter, she was like living in a poor area. So just having that job was like amazing for her. Yeah, dude. All right. Maybe that's the next move then.

I think that's a good move. It'd be fun stories on here. You're going to email me? I'm going to send it airdrop wise. Well, it didn't work the last few times. That's why. Take another break. Did you get fitted for your golf clubs yet? Because the time is coming to get some new clubs.

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That's going to be a fun one. That's a fun one. So he's got hands. He's, he's. Yeah. Hollen at 70, though, is a real cont fight. That's gonna be a fun one. That's a fun one. Cause he's got hands. Yeah, Holland at 70 though is a real contender. He's a real. He gots his shit together at 70. Yeah. Oh wow, that's.

Yeah, now you press a button on that. That's a motor powered gun. That's like the gun in the Tango and Cash truck. Yeah. Ready? That's insane. Don't stand so upright though, right? Oh, you gotta.

It's out of bullets. Holy crap. How many was that? Like 50, 100 bullets. Now you don't have ear things on. I have it. So that's silenced. That have ear things on I have it so that's silenced that's suppressed and I have your things in my Ear try play it again. Watch it's so weird Who knows what you hit you're all over the fucking place. Yeah, I don't know. You aim in a corner. Yeah, anything in a corner is dead. Someone's fucked. It's so crazy.

What's weird is like, you know, we were I was shooting a 22 pistol with a silencer, no noise. It makes no noise. And you could kill so many people in a terrible way way like before they even knew what the fuck was happening like It's just like the the the ability to destroy it takes so long They are it takes so long. I appreciate and respect them. The guys are good with them It's it's pretty badass with all that shit You can ruin so much with just this just doing that some fool can just point and that's that And that's the maddening thing that will never come to terms with this human being. It's just a crazy thing, crazy thing.

Are you a gun guy, Chin? I started to become one. I used to not like him at all. But then now I'm like, my friends, we go four by fouring and camping and shooting. So it's like all the time. Have you done Texas yet? No, my buddy over

here I thought I told you guys he's a hunter or fisherman so we're gonna go hunting for pigs cuz you don't you don't need a hunting license just some Texas shit I was gonna shoot I'll see some much like I went to this car show and the star of the show but for especially the kids this dude just had a lemur on his shoulder I went what the fuck is that? He goes, lemur. I go, that's legal. He goes, yeah, who gives a fuck? I'm like, okay.

Look, no, I'll send you, it's a fucking lemur in the car. You know our lemurs are indigenous too? Madagascar. There you go. Any other brain busters? There you go. The only reason I know that is because I watched the movie. Look at this fucking lemur, dude. brain busters. There you go. The only reason I know that is because I watched the movie. Yeah.

Look at this fucking lemur dude. That has that's pretty. These are cute. Are they closer to the cat family or the monkey family? Cat. Yeah. But imagine. Going to the lemur looks like shit.

This one's a real healthy lemur. Yep. He was in a ZL one Camaro with a thousand horsepower. He just had a lemur on him. Oh dude, and he was like, you want one? My kids are like, dad, can we go? I'm like, absolutely not. I don't know what the fucking.

I mean, I guess they're nice. They get up to seven pounds? Yeah. He goes, the thing is, they're very clingy. He goes, so goes, the thing is they're very clingy. He goes, so like I'll be brushing my teeth, he'll put his hands on my toothbrush and go back and forth. Like I can't do anything with them all up on me all the time. I go, oh, I don't want that.

No. My dog already fucking won't leave me alone. Yeah. So they're very affectionate. The kids loved him. I go, where's he? He goes, we have cats. So he learned to shit in the litter box.

Does he? He's super smart. Does he? Was he able to go, where's he? Shit. He goes, we have cats. So he learned to shit in the litter box. Does he, does he super smart? Does he, um, was he able to go on the kids? Oh yeah. Oh really? Kids couldn't get enough of them. He was a real hit. Huh? Real.

If you're a car guy, man, you got kids, you know, sometimes the kids are like touching everything, dude, this lemur kept these kids busy and look at his fucking hands. He has human hands. It's crazy. She get the pictures. Shit. It's like, oh, you said, yeah, man. Oh, yeah. His hands. He has human hands. It's crazy. She get the pictures. She's like, oh you said yeah, man

Well, yes hands are like golem. Yeah my precious but he was like, yeah My buddy sells him a thousand bucks if you want one of my no, no, no, don't say them for the kids Do you fucking bucks? It's not bad How long they fucking live my brother-in-law got My sister and my brother-in-law just got a two carnic courses my favorite dog Pups. Yeah the best the best Dude, let's get some let's get some lemurs just have them live in the shop. Let's get some lemurs

You'd hang off the right thing everywhere. They could find they're on you all the time That'd be so cool, dude. Oh, look at cutie pie. He loves it. Oh my God. Boss. He was obsessed with them. Did you get the regular period?

The fuck? Did you get a good shot? The tigers in the back just cheese and they want this lemur. Yeah. Yeah. They get mean as they get older. No, he said they're great. Look that up, chin. I'll look at.

Look at the drawbacks. Hold on just a second. Look up drawbacks. There he is. There he is. Look at that. Look at him. I came in the car show.

That's what's in the fucking car. That's actually kind of badass. Isn't that cool? That's a cool. Got a badass car too. Check with my friend, chat GPT real quick. Watch this. Are lemurs aggressive?

No. What are the drawbacks to having a lemur as a pet? Do they get aggressive when they're older? It will be hard to meet women. It will be very hard to meet women. You will seem like a weirdo carrying a monkey on your shoulder around Austin. You're what some refer to as a how I say loser.

I just ignore my friend. He's talking. Numbers at all. So lemurs can be really challenging as pets, actually. They do have complex social needs and they can become aggressive as they get older. Plus they need a lot of space and a proper diet. So it can it can definitely be a handful. Oh, you got the pussy iPhone.

Oh, that's for bitches. Oh, a lemur, kind of a lot of work, and they can become aggressive, you don't pay too much attention. It's actually pretty challenging. No, come on. Oh, you got, oh, did that come with the Tesla? No, that's my friend, don't, I.

If you're gonna fire guns? Be wary the bullets are very hot and it might fuck up your face Because as we both know we're both giant pussies, right? What the fuck was that? Why is it a black guy? Cuz I like his voice weird. Yeah. He's my friend. Let's ask What's up, Brian? I'm from the streets. Let's ask him another question Yeah, he's my friend. Let's ask what's up, Brian. I'm from the streets. Let's ask him another question But here it is lemurs are generally not aggressive towards humans, but they can become aggressive if they feel threatened That's with any animal ever Especially when kept as pets. They need a lot of space, like 25 acres. Yeah.

Yeah. This whole thing. This guy said the lemurs like he's an owner and a dog because they're super smart. So you're like potty trained fast as fuck. I just don't know what you do with it, man. Gives me Michael Jackson vibes. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Christy Christie Alley, the late Christie Alley had two blind lemurs in her house. Blind? Yeah.

She would rescue them. She also had a giant hair that she had in the middle of her bedroom. Like a rabbit. It was a rabbit, a desert hare. Just shaded. It was so big. Bring up giant hairs and it didn't have the use

of its back legs. So it would drag itself around. Giant hairs. Please put that thing down. But she rescued animals. She had chinchillas. She had so many animals. What was it called again? It's called giant hair. H-A-R-E. Yep. Oh shit. Look at the size of those motherfuckers. That's real. Oh, shit. Look at the size of those motherfuckers. That's real. They can run fa-fa-fa-fa-fast, like as fast as anything.

Look at that. Look at that motherfucker right there. I'd like to get my paws on one of those. Look at the size of it. They're really cute. That's a big hair, okay? I feel like Bostie could ride that fucking thing. Yeah, practically.

They're amazing. I've seen them in the wild. And that's the dog. What do you do with it though? Not a lot. Just a fat rabbit. People get all attached to their rabbits. If we could train it like a dog.

I guess. But you know what? Get a dog. There's also that. You know what I mean? Like I am so tired of people like, go get a dog. I told T, I go, we can do that. Lean rate is play with them.

Do feed them. I go, yeah, like your dog that we have at home. Right. I said, tell you what, you pick up shit for a month of the dog or consider getting a lean rate. Nevermind. Yeah. He went, nevermind. Yeah.

He went, nevermind. Yeah. So everybody's always looking for the next thing that's better. They want to be different. What is the most elite? There's elite units that are super secret in the military. Now they're called Delta Force and SEAL Team Six. Doesn't get more elite than that.

It's like everybody wants to just get it called. But with this, they just want something different. Yeah. For attention? You want it for the attention? Yeah. Get a fucking dog. Go ahead. And you know what what you'll do every time he shows a tiny inkling He's a little bit like a dog. He's just like a dog, but you can get dog

Hey dog, that's why these bitches get so close with the champs Yeah, and by the way one coyote he takes that thing out. So Still haven't seen coyotes in Texas. I haven't either out. So still haven't seen coyotes in Texas. I haven't either. Hating scene one. I see deers with no care in the world, strolling the streets and I don't like it. Yeah.

I don't like it. Seen a lot of deer. All right. What do you got, Chen? Chen, I can't emphasize enough, get a fucking dog dude or a Brazilian maid. Come on. Columbia number Columbia.

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This is an accident. I got to report this gift. That is a California compliant, Oh! Fixour P365 macro. This is too cool, the fact that you would give me this. You just want TSA to take this from me. No!

I'm not asking for it. You're for it, come on to you, man. I got a buddy at SIG, and he was like, he gotta get a SIG in his hand. He's gonna get picked as a brother, so. I'm not anti-gun at all. I'm for just some gun safe, common sense. I'm challenged by large capacity magazine clips So that's the bear. Thank you. Legit. I mean, I know it's not, you know, sidearm. Hey, that's all right. I got plenty of those last thing. So that's pretty cool.

I agree. He's, he's doing exactly what he has to get elected. He's smart. I think the smartest thing Gavin Newsom can do is this shit. Yeah. Tie up with, with conservatives and the whole. Yeah. And that seemed crazy because they're completely fucked California. So he just needs to seem normal. Yeah. Cause the Dems don't have anybody else. They have nobody else that seems normal. And, and, uh, the best thing he can do is also tell him that he, I mean, let people know that he's not like this mom,

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devices Pluto TV stream now pay never there's a bunch of stuff in combat sports there is yeah we have shit on the shop so no use dude I watched a shock me fight there's a good fight The two women fighting the bottom. They look that one was Katie Taylor. Katie Taylor. Amanda Serrano. Amanda Serrano is the main event. Yes. I didn't see that one. I saw the other one. Okay, I saw the cone man. This is Jake Paul. How was the case?

Yeah, I've heard responding to a woke reporter. Projection of women in boxing and the issue or the theme about the ring girls in an all female fighting card and the sexualization of women. Well, a couple of people have said that white don't have boys or none of any of them at all. I just want to bring to the attention the conversation of it.

Thank you. Anybody who wants to sit in an application to be a ring boy MVP, send it to that young man. Send it to fucking Kamala Harris. My question is for Jake Pott. Well done, Jake. Fuck off. Why don't you, then you do it.

I would have said, listen, you look like a good looking guy. Let's get you in a Speedo. Let's get you moving around. If you want to, we'll have you do the third round. See how that goes for you. You want to do the third round? See how that goes for you. Get your nuts out.

We're here to fucking sell tickets. And you know who watches boxing? Primarily men. So straight men. So we're going to have women. Well, we'll see how that card did, all female card did we're gonna have women. Well we'll see how that card did. All female card did. I could tell you, but we'll see how it goes.

Yeah, I'd like to actually know. Yeah. So this is Vitor Petrino. And then. I wanted you to drink him in. Because I know you didn't watch the fight. So he used to fight at light, heavyweight. He comes to heavyweight, and he's every bit of 240

and bodied the fuck up. That's as bodied up as it gets. That's- Drink them in dude. I'm doing it just for you. I sat in the shop show, I go, I can't wait for a fun kid to show Brian V. George Patrino. I cannot wait for you to drink it in.

Simply ridiculous. Chiseled from the gods. Well, I'm a gay man. I know you are. I can tell you that that guy is my new ba ba ba ba boyfriend. Told you. What is going on there? And, and how tall is he?

Not tall, not tall for heavyweight. So he's kind of stocky, huh? No, he's not sure. Don't get twisted. He's over six foot. Okay. Six three. Six three.

What's he wearing? He's over six foot. Okay, six three What's your one two forty nine, that's what he weighed in that Heavyweight those six for watch it. I'm a little depressed with how I feel right now, right? That's ridiculous Vitor Petrino you rock hard now. I am I did it not as hard as his chest. And that's when he was smaller. Yeah, that's a, that kid's a stud. That is a, that is a, that is a good athlete. Mm hmm. And, uh, every division could use some life, man.

Could use, how was the skillset? Good. I mean, his first heavyweight fight was, you know, against lane, which, you know, it's a good first heavyweight fight lane six, you know, I mean, his first heavyweight fight was, you know, against Lane, which, you know, it's a good first heavyweight fight. Lane 6'6", playing the NFL. Oh, did? Yeah. Good Lord. Yeah. Some heavy big boys. Well, that's a real athlete too, played in the NFL.

The guy on the right, yeah. Lane, he came from data weight contendership. Yep. Yep. What position do you play? I want to say D- right. Yeah. Lane came from data weight contenders. So, yep. Yep. What position do you play? Uh, I want to say Deann. Yeah. He has a giant tattoo. This is burned the boats. Pretty gangster. It's tough.

And he had all those gnarly tattoos and you can choked out. I'm always like, God, it sucks. Stuff. But that guy's a monster. And yeah, Lane's no, let's say he's working with a piece too. Looks like they both might be. Those are the jock straps. Lane for sure. I don't know about the other dude.

Lane for sure has a ginormous. Yeah. You mean he has a nose on him too. He has a beak dude. He's got a beak. Yeah. He's got a beak. Yeah.

Well, congrats to both of them for their physicality. Yeah. I'm surprised you missed that one, dude. Yeah. I'm going to go watch that one with some Vaseline and some tissues. And a positive attitude. And a positive attitude.

I knew you would. I couldn't leave you hanging, dude. Yeah. What else you got, Jay? My friend. Oh. My friend. Her in college.

This guy goes, he goes, I'm a producer, photographer. You could make a lot of money as a model. He said that to you? No, he said that to my friend. Oh. I remember my friend, I'll tell you what it is. I said my friend goes- I know who it is. Yeah, my friend was like telling me that.

And I was like, even then I was like, that smells fishy. And he goes, nice guy, dude, nice guy. Yeah. And then they're having a glass of wine at his place. Okay. And he says, are you, it's probably important to know just for the business, uh, because it is a very gay business. Are you a gay man or straight?

And my friend said, I'm straight. And he goes, have you ever experiment, experiment, experiment, experiment? And my buddy goes, he goes, no, I never have. And the guy goes, well, you can, you know, one of the things to kind of see where you stand in that, in that space.

He's talking me into it. He's grooming them. He's just take a dildo, a small one and lube it up and put it just easy in your ass and just sit with it and see how you feel. My buddy out loud goes, what the fuck? I was out loud, he goes, what the fuck am I doing here? And he gets up and goes, and he calls me up,

because this had been going on for a while, and then he goes, he goes, hey man, that girl told me, that guy told me to put a dildo on my ass. I go, yeah, I could've told you that. And he goes, I go, what are you going to do now? He goes, I'm going to church. And I go, don't go to church, just relax, dude. Fucking hilarious.

Any male models, man, it's a dicey road. Fucking unbelievable. What else you got, Jen? We got a quick one. These stories just pop into my head. It's funny, though. So, this is kind of weird. The SBs are not even out yet, but they announced the winner of the best UFC. Yeah. They announced it on air during UFC Nashville. Makes sense. He won Rob. Yeah. Makes sense. He won.

Gervonta Davis arrested again for a battery charge. Ex-girlfriend. Hit his baby mama, right? Atomic girl. Shit. I feel like nothing ever happens to him though. The whole, you know, him and Jake Paul are legit supposed to fight.

Who? Jake Paul and Gervonta Davis legit are supposed to fight. Wow. Like he, his last fight, if it wasn't a draw. Huge size difference. Oh, huge. But his last fight, if it wasn't a draw, huge size difference. Oh, huge.

But his last fight, if it wasn't a draw, they were supposed to do Jake Paul, 100% confirmed. So what's happened next, but because he needs to kind of avenge what happened in that draw, he's probably going to do that. And then, but him and Jake are supposed to fight for sure. Isn't that crazy?

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Cause he's so much bigger, so much bigger. Trapante is super small, man, but super small, but a ridiculous boxer, insane power and his body shots for Jacob are going to be a problem. Yeah. He knows where to find you, but you also got to contend with a lot of power from Jake. Now this is if he's not in prison for being his girlfriend. I think this, this, this stuff, it's a misdemeanor charge. So it's a misdemeanor battery charge stemming from an alleged dispute,

a domestic dispute with his ex-girlfriend of four years. So this stuff can be literally like he threw something in her direction and the cops are like there. It just continues to get these. Yeah, he keeps up issues. So according to the report, Dave's ex-girlfriend told police she was involved in a verbal dispute with the boxer over personal matters about if their son's gay or not. Davis has arrived, okay, pick up his child, escalated. After putting both children in Davis' car, she alleged Davis punched her on the river head with his closed fist and slapped her in the face.

She went to the local hospital for medical treatment. I never know this stuff, right? It's like, yeah, this is probably been going on for forever with these two. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's all a shit show. It's not good. It's baby mama. So he has to engage with it. All right.

What else you got? This was funny to me. This just doesn't pour you saying he's gonna go on roads when he finishes up. Hold on Fuck yeah I promise you that. Listen, I'm getting on steroids. Once you saw the stuffs knocking on my door and I lay the gloves down, I'm getting jacked and tanned. Fuck yeah. That's the truth, my wife's like, no you're not, I'm getting on it. Ways to wells baby. That is so funny. Ways to wells, they need to reach out to him.

Yeah, him and Cowboy did that same thing. Yep. He's gonna do what Cowboy did. Years of like sucking weight. Yeah. Like that, oh. you start feeling good, healthy, watching everything you eat. That guy's been fighting. I'm excited for me. Yeah, dude. He's gonna love it. You guys tell me. Oh, yeah. Let's see what Connor did. He's running for

president of Ireland. And apparently he put weights on his dick. I'll just play. Is it like a lifting routine? Let's just President of Ireland and apparently he put weights on his dick I'll just play is there like a lifting routine. Let's just watch this Conor McGregor has lost his goddamn mind Sending some of the most aggressive dick pics you have ever seen to Azalea Banks This is some of the most reprehensible penis behavior you will ever witness Oh, this is the first one he sent with the message, don't be a rat because rats get caught. And you can see here at the bottom where it says accept. That means he never had any sort of DM conversation with this girl. There was no conversation going.

They haven't hooked up. They haven't flirted. They've never talked. He just bombs into her inbox with this picture. But the second picture is where we absolutely leave the planet Earth as you can see right here He strapped a dumbbell to his dick like that hurt the caption lifting weights again I think I think this is I have

Do you know who the fuck I am? She is the last woman on the planet Earth that would ever receive an unsolicited dick pic and be like, okay Let's keep this private. She went on to say you're gonna sexually harass me with your potato farmer dick and then threaten me Not to tell ain't you trying to be the president of Ireland? Yeah This man right here has been found liable of sexual assault in a civil case has been beating up old men Constantly loses in the ring and now is sending unsolicited dick pics with dumbbells strapped to it.

That looks like he's he's he's trolling her that looks like he was trolling. I cannot believe there is anybody left on the planet Earth who still likes this guy. There's something fishy about this. Is it looks like he was sending Azalea Banks a message that he... Well, she's...

I don't know who she is. You're biting right now. So she's smoking hot. Okay, she's smoking hot. And you wouldn't troll someone with a dick pic. But what he said is rats. He's basically saying, here's a dick pic, don't say anything.

Yeah, but no, because... Yeah, so I'm gonna send to you don't fucking out on me yeah well what if what I what a head scratching moment what are you doing and why are you attaching a weight to your dick we're lifting weights again that's a funny bit to send your buddy that's that send to your friend. I'd send to you like dude. That's funny. Pump an iron. Not to bring up Azalea Banks, not to somebody you don't know. You dummy. These are just head scratchers. And who is she? A singer?

Singer, songwriter, says. She's super pretty. With your potato farmer dick. Yeah. Okay. I don't know what to say about any of it. It's, you know what it is? It's a huge bummer.

Yeah. It's like, can you, can you just, you can't defend it. Can you get it together? Yeah, you can't defend them. No. Get it together, dude. She said, aren't you running for president of Ireland?

That's correct. He is. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm just putting a weight on my dick and sending Are there any of the actual picks? Like, do you, can you find it not blurred out? What's, what's the notorious one working with? I think he's working with a real It looked like it because that was a big blur. I'm impressed with his piece. I'm impressed with this piece. He's got a dick on him. You've seen it before, Brian? I've seen him, it's in pants. He's very happy to show it in pants.

But do they, yeah, he's, we've seen the pant look before. Yeah. Now, do the weights help elongate it? Does it stretch the skin off? You're like, they hurt. There was a time, very brief, for about 20 minutes when men were getting their dicks all done up and putting it on stage, You know, I got a good body.

This ain't it. No. Man, my search history is gonna suck. Yeah, well, that they're showing that. Wait, that's... Whoa. Weird. I think it looks agitated. I don't need to see that.

I think it looks super agitated. It looks agitated. Turn safe search off. In Texas you can't even look up that stuff. All right. It's going to be even harder to find here. Yeah. I don't know. There's dick look agitated in that picture.

I shouldn't know what he's thinking. I don't know. It's all a bummer mm-hmm let's not end on that chain give us one more this is just a quick image of our video of Connor That was during the BKFC. You know what? He might be a legit addict and he needs help. Yeah.

And this is like erratic behavior from an addict. What's he doing there? I mean, he did a great job. He's a great promoter. It's like the best speaker ever. But he goes like this to get the residue that from snorting, fucking devil's dandruff. He's special. ever but he goes like this to get the residue that from snorting fucking devil's dandruff yeah he's special topped by our heavyweight knockout sensation Luis Salzambo Perdomo as he circles world title fight honors

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Yeah, he's phenomenal at it. Well, but he does seem like he's on stuff. Hard Rock's like, we love the shout out, man, but. Something's a little off. It was overshadowed by your pick of your cock, dude. We can't have that. Yeah, that's, that's a. It looks like he's almost an addict.

You're right, that's addict shit. Yes. Yeah, that's addict shit. BKFC, we got no love for the glove. Yeah, I mean, it's like people will ensure their own failure. They will take steps to ensure that they, they just aren't what they could. It's just like self-sabotage of your own career. It's such a common thing.

It's so wild. Self-sabotage is such a common thing, especially when people get really, really successful before they're ready. You will do whatever you have to, whatever you have to. That's crazy. So this was during a BKFC fight. They had to stop because this guy's ear got severed the entire lobe.

That'll happen. Yeah, BKFC shit, you know? Yeah. Oh yeah. All right, we're you know? Yeah. Oh yeah. All right. We're going to BB this weekend. You're in Columbia. Then I am at Alpha Alfredo, Georgia. Um, outside Atlanta.

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