The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub on Why He Shaved His Head | TFATK Ep. 1095
Episode Date: June 13, 2025The boys talk Bryan needing to miss a few shows to go on a cruise with his family, the special guests we have lined up whilst Bry is gone, Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J Gomez stories, old stori...es Brendan and Bryan reminisce on about Theo Von, Bryan having to follow Ron White at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership and doing "Story Wars", Brendan's reason for shaving his head, current events around the world and much more!DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code FIGHTERHims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighterO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - http://magicmind.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid.
This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on baby.
Yeah!
Here we are baby.
We're back bud.
We're back.
And I want to apologize for leaving again.
But it's only 10 days.
11 days.
10 days.
It's two weeks of filming.
You're missing two weeks.
I'm not missing two weeks.
I'm missing a...
No, cause you come back on like a Tuesday. Well I'll come back on a Wednesday. Yeah. I'm not missing two weeks. I'm missing uh, no cuz you come back on like a Tuesday
Well come back on a Wednesday. Yeah, I'll be right. That's two
No, but we'll get we'll get a podcast in that week. So it'll be three shows. I miss all together three shows
Total of three four because you come back on Wednesday. We'd have to film on Thursday. Yeah, we'll film on Thursday
We'll film on Thursday, but you know what? Hey, look at me. We're filming on Thursday, but guess what?
We'll get it in.
That'll be our Thursday.
We'll do it Thursday morning.
And so we only missed three.
Maybe.
We missed three.
Like next week, so while you're gone,
what are you going to cruise?
I'm going with the extended family, by the way.
It's every June, every June.
It's so gay.
Well, it's my whole family though.
It's my dad.
He's 85.
But cruises?
Well, we take, it's a high end cruise.
Cruises in Tesla, dude.
Two things I fucking hate.
No, but this is a great cruise.
It's with the kids.
It's, you know, it's great.
It's fun.
But yeah, so you're missing two weeks.
We just got here, so that's cool.
But we got, I got Tim Kennedy filling in next week.
That's a very good filling.
And then I'll probably have Catharwood filling in.
These are good fillings.
These are good fillings.
Yeah.
I did storyboards.
I just need you to kind of.
No, no, I got us.
Listen, do you know?
Hey, you know after however long we've been doing this,
I don't even know anymore, 14 years?
Yeah, something like that.
Back hurts, right?
Hey, after 14 years, hey, my back hurts and so does Chin's.
Chin and Brennan have been in this studio,
building this place out, putting up lights,
renting the place, leasing it, paperwork, all that stuff.
Oh, buddy.
I mean, everything.
When you go play grab-ass, when you're like,
I'm late doing, I'm in here.
I've been doing stand-up and just, yeah, I've been. Oh buddy. I mean everything. When you go play grab-ass, when you're like on the lake doing, I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
Yeah, I've been.
Oh, you just show up.
I've been, you know what I've been about as useful
as a cow chewing grass.
Yeah.
And what else is new?
Yeah, my back hurts.
No, no, your back hurts.
But I want to, I did say thank you.
I did text.
I really appreciate it.
Yesterday, after all the work's been done.
No, I really appreciate it.
You didn't even notice the lights
Nothing. I'm such a dick with that stuff and I apologize. I know you're doing a great job
Yeah, I don't need a pat on the back. Well, yes nice. It's good. Your best friend should say hey, dude No, I'm used to it by now that stuff. I don't want to be that kind of you
I don't want to be that person. I want to be your friend who's there to support
Yeah, but you are you know how your brother-in-law was like, I just can't anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're like, what?
And I'm like, yeah, that's you, dude.
No.
You're like, really?
I'm like, yeah, but it's all, like, you just got to know.
It's all good.
I don't have any resentment.
But me and Chin's back, it hurt.
Casey and Brian Johnson, too.
Just want to give them a shout out.
Let's be honest.
What the fuck am I going to do when I come here, though?
You know what I mean?
Like, what am I going to do?
You know what you got to do?
What? Just show up. That's right. Like? Like, what am I going to do? You know what you got to do? What?
Just show up.
That's right.
Hey, and you can't even do that.
Right, but.
Like, what am I going to do?
No, I don't want you touching anything.
Right, I'd be here and I'd be like,
do you want to put the, you'd be like.
No, I don't need you to do that.
I know that.
Hey, just show up.
Well, no.
We're going on vacation.
Now listen, I'm going to get us some great guests.
I'm at the mothership. I'm at Creek in the Cave. I'm going to get us some great guests. I'm at the mothership.
I'm at Creek in the Cave.
We are going to have some great fun.
I've never heard of Creek in the Cave.
Is Creek in the Cave an actual cave in the creek?
It's a great club.
Oh, it's a club.
Yeah, it's a club.
See, I always think of like small red rocks and the water's there.
It's like Vulcan Gas Company.
It's like right there.
That whole section is it.
That's a great club.
I love that club. Sunset Strip. We got some great comedy clubs. That whole section is it. That's a great club. I love that club.
Sunset Strip, we got some great comedy clubs.
That's cool.
That's cool.
So you had the mothership last night.
Yeah, I did Story Wars with Louis J. Gomez.
And what is Story Wars?
So Louis J. Gomez.
Is it like a play on like this is not happening?
It's great.
No, no, Louis J. Gomez came up with this idea.
I have no idea by the way. I don't. No, no. Louis J. Gomez came up with this idea. I have no idea, by the way. That's not, I don't know what it is.
So, so you tell us, you, you submit stories
anonymously, like all, all five of us submit
three, three stories. Yep. They submit stories
into a hat. And then they'll read the story and
you have to guess who, it's a real story. You
have to guess who in the crowd, who in the
panel. Oh, gotcha. So it's not stories from the
crowd. Yeah, no. It's stories from the panel. Yes. Okay. And so I'm doing it with Jay,
Big Jay, Big Jay O'Croson, who might be the funniest motherfucker. I always tell you this.
Like he might be. Top five doing it.
Zach Galifianakis and Artie Lang to me were this raw funny improvise, like being able to improvise
the funniest people. I don't like how I picked like two big guys but yeah I would say big Jay Orkison is just
from raw talent and an ability to be funny there's nobody funny did you ever
do a serious show did I ever do what his serious I serious serious serious so no
I haven't maybe I did a long time I don't know if he's I don't I think
serious is I've known J like many many many years buddy, and he has always been impossibly good
He's done podcasts with that motherfucker fucking last night. I was he and Jim Norton
He and Jim Norton I
Was and by the way, there's a comic named Tim Butterly who you're gonna hear about
Who is now he just moved from Philly another Philly comic these fucking guys from Philly, another Philly comic, these fucking guys from Philly. Dude, dude.
And they're just unbelievable.
And Robert Kelly, have you ever seen Robert Kelly
do stand up?
Oh my god, monster, fucking monster.
These guys are, yeah.
Boston, New York, Philly, Jersey, forget it.
Pack a lunch, you're born funny.
You do stand up there and it's just constant roasts.
They're fucking with each other.
They change their lives so hard.
I think it's the best clip of all time.
The Lewis CK where she's like, press the button.
It's all ninja.
That's Big Jay Oakland's voice.
Well, I've never seen you laugh that hard
and I've never laughed that hard.
As far as I've ever laughed.
I sent it to you and I was like, why am I not getting it?
And I played it and you were like, oh my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Jay is, Jay is...
So what story did you share last night?
...impossibly funny and Louis Jay Goma is just fucking funny and great.
He's great.
He's fucking great.
What story did you share last night?
Is it easy for them to figure it out?
They figured me out.
I was talking about going on a hike,
where I had to shit now, not like in five seconds,
but right now, you know?
Yeah.
So the fans guess whose story it is,
out of the five panel.
Well, no, no.
The panel decides whose story it belongs to.
So we don't know whose story it is.
But then you're roasting each other
and you come up with ideas.
It's just, and then your job is just to convince
the panel that it's not your story.
Your job is to be like.
I'd be fucked, all my shit's about sports stories.
Oh yeah, you'd be fucked.
No, you'd be, that's the thing.
The panel up there doesn't have a good background.
These guys are literally like,
who doesn't have a checking account?
Who grew up without a checking account?
Whose family grew up without a checking account?
You're like, aw fuck.
Everybody comes from broken homes.
Louis J. Combs, you know Louis?
His dad was murdered.
His mom was a drug addict.
He went through some shit.
Yeah, everyone knows that.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
That's why he's who he is?
Yeah.
I love that guy.
He's fucking great.
Good dad, that's why.
I did his show.
He had a standup show at the Creek in the Cave.
He lives out here?
And then Wednesday at Story Wars.
He lives out here?
No, no, he just comes in.
He just stays?
We'll get him on the podcast soon.
Has he done this podcast?
Come on, Louis, yes.
Yeah, we got to get him back on.
He's done it, right, Shin?
Jay did it for sure, Big Jay.
No, no, Louis hasn't done it.
Well, Big Jay, Louis hasn't done it?
No, we got to get him on.
All the years we've never had Louis on?
No, we got to get him on.
Jesus.
We got to get him, we got to get fucking Big Jay, we got to get...
This kid, Tim Bartley, fucking killed me last night. Johnny Depp. No, we gotta get him all the years that we've never had those fun. No, we gotta get him on Jesus We gotta get him. We gotta get fucking big J
We gotta get this kid Tom Tim Bartley fucking killed me last Johnny Depp
Tommy Pope we gotta get on we gotta get Johnny Depp on. Yep. Yeah, Johnny Depp led. Oh, we gotta get Elon Musk on
I said, you know, I'm on
Elon's in Austin a boy can't dream. I
Don't know for the platform for I mean I'd be down obviously, but yeah, maybe. It's task.
I'll tell you who has, you know, obviously he's a good buddy, but you listen to Theo
Vaughn and JD Vance.
There's not another host in the world who can do what Theo does with these politicians.
It's hilarious.
Buddy?
It's hilarious.
Have you listened to-
I like my grapes to, I like a raisin.
I like my grapes to have been through something.
Well, he's strange.
He's strange. He's politicians. It's hilarious. Buddy? It's hilarious. I like my grapes, dude.
I like a raisin.
I like my grapes to have been through something.
Well, he's such-
With JD Vance, dude?
Bro?
You listen to A, all the politicians should come on there.
I know.
Cause Theo, he feels like me.
He feels like me.
He dips his toes in there.
He kind of knows it, but he's not too into the weeds.
So they are general
questions that we're all curious about that no one asks them, but it's his way of thinking, dude.
There's an innocence to it. There's an innocence to it.
He is, it's his lane. He's, there's no one else.
Nobody.
You can find other Brines and Brennan's, you can find other, you know, insert whatever podcast
social you want. There is not another field when it's with these big politicians.
He's so he's not nervous
He's doing his thing. It's in there's information there. It's so good. He's so unique
I just talked to him yesterday really just talked to me. He's such a unique human being like he's he's always been that way
I've known Theo 20 years now
I think I've been doing stand-up with him on like I remember we were doing the
I've been doing standup with him on, like, I remember we were doing the fucking West Side Brewing Company
20 years ago, maybe, literally 20 years ago.
And I remember seeing that kid and he was like
the kid from Road Rules.
Yeah, he started off, he had that like weird,
like if you'd bring up Road Rules, you'd get all pissed off.
I know, but he was, I started standing up with this kid.
But do you remember when it was, I think it was Orpheum
Theatres, you, me, Big Jay, Ari, I know, but he was, I still understand him. But do you remember when it was, when we did, I think it was Orpheum Theatres,
you, me, Big Jay, Ari, and Theo, remember,
was not famous at the time.
I remember, you know what you said?
I remember you go like this, you looked at him.
I told you, I went, wait, I said, wait, watch Theo.
Wait, wait, watch Theo.
Remember, he got, he-
And of course, I had seen that act,
because I've been doing, we'd been at the comedy store,
and you went like this, you went, but he was crushing.
And not to be a dick,
but I was crushing pretty fucking hard too.
And he got out.
Everyone was doing well.
Everybody.
I'm not trying to be a dick, but everybody was crushing.
Everyone was doing well.
That was amazing lineup.
Even your boy had to get set then.
You killed it.
Amongst killers, Price should have been on stage
with you guys, but still did well.
You did a great job, you did a great job.
But I'm saying that, what I'm trying to say is that
I was very happy with what I did to that crowd.
Big Jay Oakes, I'm very happy with what he did to that crowd big Jay Oaks. I'm very happy
What are you crushed? It absolutely? I have a picture in my mother fucker gets up you do
Oh, we're on stage like this and our dude's like this
that's you me feel big Jay that motherfucker gets up Theo and
Like I remember you looked at me and like this and and and I went I said something like he's so fucking good
And you went he's gonna blow up.
And I went, yeah.
And he goes, yeah, he's gonna really blow up.
That's all he said.
And I was like, there it is.
And this is Theo in a nutshell.
He got off stage, murdered.
Oh yeah, I remember.
I was right there.
His ass sucked.
He goes, fuck, that sucked.
I was like.
I remember that.
We were right there.
I went, what the fuck are you talking about?
He was like down.
And Ari was like, what?
Remember that?
Yeah.
That's Theo, though.
Yeah, that's what makes him great.
Maybe part of what, I was going to say,
part of what makes you a comic is not being too happy
with yourself.
You can't like yourself.
Theo's suit, you know.
Do I get such a kick when I get hate?
I'm like, you're giving me hate.
You think I don't talk to myself the same way?
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh no, do you not like me?
Hey, join me sometime, you fucking idiot.
Fuck out of here with your, are you critical?
He was super aware too, like he randomly texts me.
I don't know if he knew I moved or something like that,
and he's like, check it in, man, blah, blah, blah. You going through a tough time. And I was like, I just moved to Austin, man.
Yeah.
I'm trying to find my way.
It's I'm heartbroken about LA.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just, right.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
I miss my community, my routine, you know, I'll find it.
And it started to happen.
You know, you'll find it.
I got to talk to this guy last night and he moved from LA
and he was like, yeah, Texas is great, man.
Best decision I ever made.
But you should know it's no LA.
Cause don't get, you're going to miss,
there's no replacing LA.
And I was like, oh, how long did it take you to get,
how long did it take you to get like, you know,
back in routine and feeling comfortable?
It was three years.
I went, what is, yeah, tough three years comfortable is three years. I went, what is yeah, tough three years, tough three years.
I went, Oh shit.
So you don't feel that way.
I went, hopefully it's a faster for me than that.
He goes, probably not.
But you figure it's only three years, but just the sweetest guy too.
Just dead honest.
By the way, by the way, very quick side note, speaking of talent and
people who are still doing it.
I've been following Ron White. I've been following Ron White.
Legend.
He's been bringing me up on the mothership stage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, uh, well, last night he brought a guy named Joe Rogan, but, uh, but he's 68,
sir, he's 10 years older than me.
When I tell you that he is without peers when it comes to standup, when I tell you, he is,
I get it. sir, he's 10 years older than me. When I tell you that he is without peers when it
comes to standup, when I tell you he is.
No, it's like, it's like an actor in Robert
De Niro walks in.
Dude, I got him.
The only one that needs to take a knee.
I'm at the mothership backstage and I'm
listening to this dude and then he brings me up.
And I just said to the audience, I go, I don't
know if you know this,
but I've been doing this for 30 years.
It doesn't get better than that guy.
It doesn't get better than what you just saw.
That's Ron White.
You know he's the North Star.
You know he's the reason why Joe's here.
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah, he was here before everybody.
Yeah, that's right, he lives in Austin.
Yeah, he's the one to talk Joe into coming here.
At 68, he's a guy who hasn't lost a step. Like he's still doing it on the highest level.
Yeah.
But you gotta understand too, you know, most
comics are bad businessmen.
He's brilliant with it.
He's the one of the first comic that started the
whole meet and greet VIP.
Like you're talking 20 years ago.
That's all his business.
God, man.
I met with his team.
I mean, they're brilliant, dude.
Brilliant.
So his own, I think tequila, whiskey, brilliant. Yeah. Monster. Just a businessman. Monster. But met with his team. I mean, they're brilliant, dude. Brilliant. So zone, I think tequila whiskey.
But yeah, just a business man.
Monster, but just such a comic monster.
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What were we talking about for, Oh, just finding your way. Yeah. I'll get there. I'll get there.
It started happening because yeah, the neighborhood's been great. It's been easier
on the kids because they, the neighborhood, it's like sandlot dude. The tiger gets back
and bossy get back from football camp or baseball camp. And then on their bikes, it's like sandline.
Are you serious? Yeah. It's insane. And they're just riding around the neighborhood? Ride with their boys.
Yeah.
They have like instant friends.
I'm like, oh, this is why I moved.
I'll find my way.
There's nothing better than when your kids are
happy like that.
There's nothing better.
And then as far as like the travel ball stuff
goes, Tiger has a tryout next week.
Uh, we have tryouts with three different teams,
but again, for, for T, you know, it's just about
doing his thing.
Who do fine. He'll make a team.
You hope he should, but it's about doing that.
But then also it's a big commitment.
It has to be a fit for me too.
Cause remember I spend damn near every free hour I have with those baseball
dads on the weekends.
So it's as much of a fit as for Tiger has to be a fit for me too.
Cause we we've had teams where like high, high level major teams
where you tried out, made the team, but I'm hanging with the dads and I don't
say anything, I don't influence the T and we get in the car and I just go,
what'd you think?
And he's like, no, uh-uh, didn't like it.
Not a fit.
And I'm like, thank God.
Cause the dads are so into just not my speed, not my,
but you're intense.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Trophy dads.
Oh man. Yelling at the Which are intense? Yeah, yeah. Trophy dads.
Oh man, yelling at the kids.
They play 100 games, they play 100 tournaments a year.
Oh come on.
They're flying from East Coast to West Coast.
It's all they do, all they do.
Taking out second mortgages to cover the kids training
and shit, I'm like, oh this ain't it.
So you know, when you see these tennis players,
they've been playing each other since they were six years old.
Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's all sports. I guess baseball players, the basketball,
they all come up together. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. And camps and all that. Right. Yeah. Elite camps.
Yeah. So by that time they know each other. It's such a second nature sport, right? It's such a,
they're all, yeah, they all know each other. Yeah. They're all aware of each other or they're buddies
or enemies. Yeah. We'll find a team. T has a try out with the team.
What a great time for these kids.
What a great time for Boston and Tiger.
What a great time.
Yeah.
There's, you cannot put a price on a
neighborhood you can bike around it.
Did you have that in Los Angeles?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, I grew up, I grew up in Los Angeles.
No, there's no sidewalks.
We were there damn near 10 years. I'd never, I can't tell you, I've exactly where you live. I grew up there. Of course. Yeah, but in Los Angeles, no, there's no sidewalks. We were there damn near 10 years.
I'd never, I couldn't tell you, I never
met the neighbors.
No fucking sidewalks.
There's no community.
None.
My community was the baseball dads and they
lived, you know, a few miles away.
Just different animal.
And then what's crazy too is we live close to it.
Like this place called baseball dynamics where
they had, you know, hitting cages so I could
pitch the tee or there's pitching machines.
You get hit, pitch, do all that shit.
And we would go, you know, damn near every day,
but it was like $60 every time you went just
to rent the cage.
60 bucks.
Here?
Yeah.
Dude, it's like $70 a month and they give me
like a app and I can go 24 hours a day.
That's what I'm talking about.
Tee's like, what?
Yeah, but it's right up here.
It's indoor too.
Every time I fucking park at LAX,
it was 300 bucks or some shit.
I come here and it's like, that'll be 60 bucks
for three days.
I'm like, there you go.
Chin, how's your heart?
Still ticking.
It's still ticking.
I told you, bro, it's like getting better.
It's like.
The good news is Chin found a place here. Finally's still ticking. I told you, bro. It's like getting better. It's like a good news is chin found a place here.
Finally got a spot.
So, but the move in dates like end of the month.
So, okay.
How's your heart?
My heart is good.
I mean, as good as it can be, it used to be 130.
What's it beating at right now?
I'd have to get a monitor, but it's around, it's around a hundred.
What's a hummingbird at?
101 to like one 10.
You got a hummingbird's 101 to like one time?
You got a hummingbird's heart, huh?
How long do we have with you?
How long do we have with you?
What do you want me to say?
If you're all whatever you guys want, man, I sell birds.
I don't think people are going to buy the merch, but yeah, go for it.
But you got this under control a little bit.
Yeah.
So I mean a little bit, but obviously I have to make some big lifestyle changes,
which I always talked about, but I haven't really done.
So I guess I have to, I have to.
How many drinks you figure you'll have at the airport when you get there three hours
early? Double shot of Jamison and an IPA.
Weird. Double shot of Jamison IPA. We just start with that.
Is that because you have nerves flying? It's just more calming. Yeah.
No, hold on. No, it's not. I'm glad you asked. It's because he's an alcoholic.
It's because he feels better when he's got a little alcohol in his system.
I'm not as shaky when I drink.
Holy shit.
No, you have a problem.
You're like Denzel Washington from Flight. You're not flying.
Now you probably this morning had a little nip just to keep the energy.
Not this morning.
Really?
Yeah. Come on, Gry.
What do you mean, come on?
I have to be efficient, you know,
so I'm probably like the highest functioning alcoholics. I don't get drunk.
Yes, you are. No, you know,
I've seen you take in 13 drinks and you're absolutely fucking sober.
And I don't, those are beers. But when you, those are beers, yeah.
But when you moved to Austin,
that'd be a good time to maybe flip a new page and exactly.
We've been talking about this,
like turning a new leaf,
we're going to change a lot of stuff.
A lot of stuff. Yeah.
I mean, only six or seven drinks maybe in the morning,
but here's the thing.
Knock down to five.
It's just an IPA, Brian.
It's crazy.
It's just a double shot of Jameson's in an IPA.
Jesus Christ.
To start.
Jesus Christ.
That's a fun morning.
So did your doctor say the drinking might be causing
some of this heart issue?
He literally looked at me going like, you should definitely cut back.
Because he can't figure out any other reason.
Other than, you know, I do have a family history of high blood pressure.
So they don't know why your heart beats faster?
No, they do.
No, so they're saying alcohol is probably the most likely thing.
The doctor's like, did I ever tell you, my buddy, did I ever fucking tell you the story about a
friend and I'll tell you who it is later, but you know him and, um, my friend was
like, he just, he was like, I just don't have energy, man.
I, you know, I don't have energy.
I don't feel good.
And he looked bad.
And I was like, all right, well, I have my buddy, Andy Galpin, Dan Garner at Rapid Health.
It's a new thing. I go, these guys can help you. They fucking know shit and they have a service.
So I hook him up with like a full checkup. And did I tell you the story?
No.
Oh, so before we're going to do the checkup, we have dinner, all of us.
And he's talking about what he does for his day.
And I'm not kidding.
And I go, so, and he goes, what do you do?
What's your day?
And he goes, well, you know, honestly,
when I wake up, I have probably, you know,
five espressos and And his wife goes,
tell the truth. And he goes, well, probably more like 10 or
maybe 10 or 14 espressos, 10 or 14 espressos, wait, it gets
better. And then you know, I have some breakfast, but then I
go and I, I have, you know, I'll start drinking some
espresso martinis and I'll do that.
And I have, and I go, how many?
And he goes, I mean, you know, probably five, six.
She goes, she goes more than that.
He goes, yeah, maybe 10.
All espresso martinis.
This is all before lunch.
And then lunch, two bottles of wine.
I was like, and the doctor looks at him and goes,
this is not a mystery.
This is not a mystery.
Like it was like, there's no point in having anything.
You got to change your fucking lifestyle.
It's like another really, this famous director goes,
how do you have so much energy?
I go, I don't know.
He goes, can you help me?
I go, sure.
I go, what do you want help? Because I just don't have the energy. He goes, can you help me? I go, sure. I go, what do you want help?
Because I just don't have the energy.
I want this energy you have.
And I go, and he's like smoking.
And I go, you could start by stopping the cigarettes.
And he goes like this, he goes, no fucking way.
I was like, oh, that's not good.
Well, there's no point in having a conversation here.
But so are you going to do you,
the main thing is it's going to be hard to quit drinking.
That's a little scary.
That's going to be tough.
No, I took, well, what do you mean by hard?
Well, do you feel like you're going to miss it, right?
You're going to miss.
That's the thing.
It's not like, so I had to cut it when we had COVID,
when we all had COVID, I had to cut it out
and it was not a big deal.
Why'd you have to cut it out?
Because I was like, I remember thinking that the headaches were 10 times worse.
I would call Brian all the time too.
Brian would call me and I'll have this crazy sensation in the back of my head.
So I was like, all right, I'm going to stop alcohol or whatever I'm doing, creating all
that stuff.
So I just stopped it even when I was really sick and I wanted to drink because it'll make
me feel a little bit better.
So I stopped it for like two weeks or something.
How'd you feel?
Oh yeah.
Hey dude.
Oh, you mean when you had COVID.
Yeah, but the thing is like when I stopped,
it wasn't like, oh, I need a drink.
It's just like, it is what it is.
I just, I enjoy drinking.
I told you guys this a million times.
It's just fun.
It creates a euphoric feeling in your body.
Like it's just a calming, chill feeling, which I enjoy.
You just got to find something to replace that with that's healthy. Like cocaine.
Cocaine, no, I've tried that, it's horrific.
The problem is that you manage your addiction well.
That's the insidious part of it all.
If you saw me like stumbling around,
being like, oh, and fucking up, then I get it, but no.
I saw you when we went fishing.
Yeah, I know.
And I was counting your drinks,
I was like, this motherfucker can put them down
and be completely normal.
I had a girlfriend like that.
Yeah, I'm on the other spectrum.
I think you would actually be better if you stopped drinking.
I think you're efficient now.
I think you'd be even better if you stopped drinking.
I don't know what's going on here where you're functional.
Great, congrats.
Stop drinking and you'd be way better at everything.
Yeah, my thing also is like facing as we get older,
like what are we staying that way for, right? Like what's going on where maybe there's
a routine.
It's almost like a, what are you masking?
It's kind of weird.
What are you masking? You know, that's, it's just an
100%. I agree with you guys.
That's fine. Yeah. And I do, of course, if I stopped that
be, do it to be healthier, probably happier,
probably better at your job.
Like you're a beast now, but you're a beast now.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Like you're a beast producer now. Like you're crazy if you don't think if you stop drinking, you get even better.
No, I don't think that.
You'd be so much better.
You know, do you know that they, when they give people the, what's that thing where they
put a belt around your stomach, gastric bypass or some shit like that.
To lose weight.
Yeah.
So you don't eat as much.
You know that suicide rate for those people goes way up
and it's because food is how they manage their emotions.
Yeah, he just said, it's like a friend.
Yeah, it's a friend.
You're going to have to say bye to your friend.
That's the saddest thing I've heard since I got here.
I'll miss my friend, man.
Yeah.
But you have a ton of friends, Jim.
Not here.
Yeah, you're drinking my booze. No, if I had a drinking problem, I'd be booze and hard. Yeah. But you have a ton of French, Jen. Not here.
Yeah. You're drinking my booze.
No, I do. If I had a drinking problem, I'd be booze and heartbreak.
Over, under.
Oh yeah.
Let's not bet on my life, dude.
Don't you feel so much better?
I don't drink at all anymore.
I don't even have a beer at night.
When's the last time you had one, Brian?
I just probably...
Like even a glass of wine at dinner?
The other day.
Okay, so you still drink... But I had half a glass of wine because I just can't drink anymore that counts
No, I just can't drink anymore. Like I'll try to drink. I had a half glass one
I was like, mmm. Yeah from I don't know what happened
I literally it's not cuz I'm being disciplined because I something happened where I lost my taste for fucking even wine
Yeah, I never was a drinker, right? I never really drank anyway, but no, you know, we got drunk.
No, but you could put down some wine because you liked it.
Sure. But I haven't touched anything for fucking I think that's really I did it way before all you cook started.
Dude, we had so much everyone their mom.
Hey, hey, don't call us.
No, so many people are doing it now though.
Right. Like so many people like I don't drink and we're okay.
I know. But you know, it's a good thing.
My Tesla steering wheel, the pleather is coming off and it's driving me nuts.
It's Brendan is like in there going, this is pleather though.
You're a fucking cock.
And so, bro, it's literally styrofoam with plastic over the
steering wheel and it's coming off.
He's like, what do I do?
I'm like, burn it.
That giveaway vehicle that you have out there.
I'm not going to say what it is.
The Jeep.
Oh no, people know.
Okay.
That's a hell of a Jeep, but I was making fun
of the color and you.
Yeah.
Pink.
You wouldn't let me touch it.
Pink.
You got a little bit in my face.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those Teslas are so poorly made.
They're just cheap.
Yeah.
They're great cars, but they're not interior.
No, they're not reliable. They're very reliable. No, no. I've had but they're not interior. No, they're not reliable.
They're very reliable.
I've had them for nine years and never had a problem once.
The least reliable car.
No, that's hilarious. They're the most reliable.
Go ahead and bring that up, Jim.
Tesla's great.
No, no, no, no. They're the most.
Because they're new.
No, I've never had any problems with a Tesla.
Rodentrack said that it's beyond.
Tesla's reliability has been a topic
of discussion in general.
They are not considered as reliable as many other cars.
Here it goes.
Sometimes place them in the bottom half of the brand surveyed.
What the fuck?
The fuck is this?
Tesla models, especially Model S, Model X,
are known to have lower repair needs an average.
They have a higher number of issues reported.
The Model 3 and Model Y generally have better reliability,
but they're still at the bottom half.
I got the three.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll get a different car eventually.
But it's expected.
It's a new, anytime a new company comes out,
you're gonna have issues.
Is that right? Yeah. Always, always.
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How is Porsche?
I feel like they're not as popular.
They, I don't, I don't want to talk this or sports with you.
I just don't.
I don't.
They're the most popular car.
You don't want to, they've never been, they don't want to get, you know, I don't
Hey, they've never been hotter.
Porsche's never been hotter.
Yeah.
A GT three RS, like a GT three touring.
They're so expensive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're getting like 200,000 over MSRP.
What?
Yeah.
Porsche, they couldn't be hotter.
Really?
Yeah.
They're massive.
All right.
It's all right.
Yeah.
The one thing you never want to do is say, you
never want to take your own experience and apply
it generally.
If you're investing in a business, yeah, I
don't think people do that anymore.
Take it easy.
Yeah.
You're in town this weekend.
I'll be in Europe, buddy.
On my way to Europe this weekend.
Oh, is that where the cruise starts?
Yeah.
No, I fly to Barcelona, Barcelona.
Barcelona.
I get on a ship there. We go to Sardinia, to Rome, Monte Carlo.
It's all the places, but it's just me and the
kiddies.
And you do it every year?
Yeah.
It's great though.
It's getting all my kids under one roof is my
favorite.
And my dad, my mom.
I started watching that because I was just
thinking of you in the ocean.
I started watching that Titanic.
Remember that whole story like four years ago, remember that submarine with the billy nip? Yeah. And my dad, my mom, I started watching that because I was just thinking of you in the ocean. I started watching that Titanic.
Remember that whole story like four years ago, remember that submarine with the billionaire?
Yeah, yeah.
There's a documentary on Netflix, bro.
That's four years ago.
Yeah.
No freaking way.
That thing's wild.
Yeah.
Wild.
Yeah.
I can't believe they were fucking so stupid to do that.
Well, it's my joke.
You should see the ship.
When you have that much money and you run out of things to buy, you go, you
wake up and say crazy shit.
Like I want to see the Titanic.
You can ask down to the lowest.
I didn't realize where the Titanic said one and a
half miles under the surface of the ocean.
Yeah, I didn't realize it sank.
You mean in the Arctic?
Um, yeah, right off of there.
So it's 3,500 meters below sea level.
Damn.
So it's 2003.
So what, two years ago, two years ago.
Damn, that's a fast time coming out with a doc
already, but they have all like the guy who created
it, who passed away in the summer.
They just disintegrated, right?
It just went, I'm hoping they show the footage.
It's dark, but I'm hoping they show the footage
when it goes under, when it he goes and just turns black.
They have that.
I think so.
Did they say if they knew that they were going to die?
I don't know.
I fell asleep.
Okay.
Cause me and Joe were watching bed and I fall
asleep to documentaries like this.
So crazy.
But you watch it, the thing's tiny man.
And to close it, they have to, they have to drill.
Yeah.
No thanks. They had to drill them in and it's literally like,
you know, it's this fucking thick around the walls.
Why?
It is.
You're sitting, they're all sitting there
like this on the ground.
There's no seats.
They're just sitting on this flat surface.
Your back must be fucking.
And you're cold.
In fuego.
Fuck that.
No, it's, it's heat controlled and all that cold.
And remember, remember on CNN and Fox,
they had a oxygen timer.
Remember when they were doing that?
It was like two days and six hours and six
minutes to go.
Two days, six hours.
They have the, the safety guy on there who kept
telling them that this wasn't safe.
Really?
Yeah.
He went through it all.
I was like, you should not do this.
What the fuck, man.
And then they, again, I haven't finished the doc.
They can't figure out how they were able to get past all these security
checkpoints.
No, I'm not interested.
So it's like a little, it's a little, that's it right there.
That's it. What?
There was like eight people in there.
Come on. You're joking me. You're joking.
That's it right there.
That's it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's crazy is the Titanic stuff's interesting. Uh, especially the conspiracies, but have you ever seen the size of Titanic
and compared to the cruise ship you're going on?
They're tiny.
It's like a modern fucking tugboat these days.
No, but at the time it was a big deal.
I would never do that.
I don't see why you want to go that far down.
The one rich dude from the middle East who died with his son.
And so it's dark man.
Yeah.
But the billionaire it's like, what are you doing? But because you just get, you run out of shit to buy. Yeah.
The guy on the far right and the billing.
You want to go to space or, or under the, or two
and a half miles under the surface of the ocean.
You want to go to the coldest, darkest,
wettest part of the planet.
When you have that much money, there's something
weird that happens.
I don't get it.
Look at that.
And then it has the family members talking on
there, how they had to stay off social media. They're like, cause so many G's something weird that happens. That I don't get it. Look at that.
And then it has the family members talking on there, how they had to stay off social media. They're like,
cause so many jokes about the Titanic.
Ah, it's so sad.
It's horrible.
It's so sad, even though it's in my special.
Is it?
Yeah, but it's, it's more of a general idea of what
happens to you when you have too much money.
I think that's what I remember seeing.
Yep. They're just all what I remember seeing. Yep.
They're just all sitting there.
Yeah. Like your back.
If I had to sit that thing for hours, your back,
cause it's not fast.
No, you're down there.
They were in there for a hot second.
No thanks.
I have no interest in that.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
Cause they have the safety board guy on there
talking, he's like, I fuck, I went through
things saying all that, like they should not
be doing this and no one listened.
Really?
No, the billionaire was like, nah, we're good.
That's ridiculous.
Clostrophobia.
No, not for me.
I could never.
Not for me.
Look at him just chilling like that.
Just, just for.
It is almost, I was about to say that.
It's almost always white dudes in there, you
know, for.
But then there's that middle Eastern dude with
his son, his chubby son, who jumped down there.
But the people that are real, the real enthusiasts, the explorers.
It's worth the watch.
Those are the same guys that go to the top of mountains and stuff.
Look at that. You're just all chill in there. That's how they died.
That's amazing.
And it just crushed like, they say like a can, like a diaductive pepper.
They didn't feel anything.
No. All the pressure.
You just get completely crushed.
Game set match.
Yeah.
Boom.
Wow.
That's really wild.
Isn't that crazy?
Look at that fucking thing.
They're just all chilling and think when
they're like, oh fuck, we're stuck.
Did they hear it?
They heard something, a popper. I don't know Oh fuck, we're stuck. Did they hear it? They heard something a popper.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Again, I fell asleep.
By the way, it's only, um, 20 feet across.
Wow.
It's not big.
No.
Yeah.
Fuck, fuck, uh, submarines in general.
Fuck submarines in general.
Agree. I knew a guy who was on, spent six months on a Fuck submarines in general. Fuck submarines in general. Agreed.
I knew a guy who was on, spent six months on a
submarine.
He said, we, at the end of our thing, you run out
of food, even in the military, and we had a
giant, giant tub of peanut butter.
So we lived on peanut butter and Wonderbread for
the last like two weeks.
I could do that.
You couldn't even shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My pops in the Navy, that was his thing,
submarines. Fuck off. And he's tall. Your dad. Yeah. My pops in the Navy, that was his thing, submarines.
Fuck off.
And he's tall.
Your dad's tall.
He lived on a submarine for fucking years.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That's a stoic dude on a submarine.
No sunlight.
Fuck you.
But they would stop at ports and shit and jump out.
Yeah.
It's like all the guys would go to the bars and whore houses.
I'd walk, travel and learn.
I was like, gay. Gay. I was like, gay, gay.
I was going to say.
And with the boys.
Yeah.
Fun.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
I've been surrounded by dudes this whole time.
Yeah.
I'm not going to be banging you.
So I'm going to go have sex.
I'm going to get nuts in these fellow sailors.
I'm going to get drunk and have sex.
I'm going to do all the shit and I'll do blow.
How about that?
And this $20 and go so far.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What do you have? Drugs? I'll do those. I'm not even a drug guy. I'll do,
I'll do your drugs too. Okay. I'm a splurge. See you later. I'll be down this dark alley.
I'm a splurge and I get a hundred dollars. I'm getting seven wars. But what about Chlamydia
and gonorrhea? Oh, I don't care. I'll just take a fucking pill. That's what sailors are known for.
Yeah. Hey doc, hey submarine doc.
Give me some antibiotics.
It burns when I'm getting loose.
Hey, do we have extra antibiotics?
I'm getting loose tonight.
Get real loose.
Been around boys, eating fish up the fucking wazoo.
I gotta become a lake guy too, man.
Everyone around me has golf carts and boats.
I gotta become a lake guy.
Boats, nice.
Boat is good up there.
Water ski, wakeboard. I just didn't grow up around the lakes. Everyone's doing it. Like they went out lake. Boats. Nice. Boat is good up there. Water ski, wakeboard.
I just didn't grow up around the lake.
So everyone's doing it.
Like they went out yesterday and asked us to go.
I was like, I'm good.
Yeah.
You'll, uh, you can get real, you can get real bored of that.
You can do a jet ski, but after a while you're like, mm.
Yeah.
No, I'm not like you, dude.
I enjoy it.
Like Alaska, that was the best trip I've ever been on.
I could do that every weekend.
I loved it. Really? Loved it. Loved it. Like Alaska, that was the best trip I've ever been on. I could do that every weekend. I loved it.
Really?
Loved it. Loved it. Chin on here fishing is your thing, dude. That's what you just fucking
put down the bear, pick up the fish.
I will definitely be fishing once I get settled in.
My neighbor will show me the fishes he catches in that Lake Travis, the bass and shit. Bro,
you're fucking big.
Is that right?
Yeah. Yeah. Basses are fun, but I like catching fish to eat, to catch and cook, bro. Really fucking big. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah.
Basses are fun, but I like catching fish to eat, to catch and cook.
That's my thing.
But he catches them releases.
Yeah.
Why you can't catch them and eat.
You can.
There's certain, but I actually looked it up because obviously I'm moving here.
There's like certain fish that you can't, you should definitely not eat.
And like Travis, and they tell you like how many times in a month you
should be eating certain fish. Why is that? Just like, you know that shitty fish parasites and all that kind of stuff Wow? Yeah, it is what it is
but with boats burn my skin the thing that I freak out about with boats I really want to get a boat too, but
Having a trailer and backing it up into the launch ramp dude. I've done it a few times and it is freaking well
There's this place in my community where you can just rent it. Yeah, they take care of all yeah
But I mean you want your own book. No, I don't know. No, I if I I'm not buying a boat. I'm not that stupid
I want a pontoon. Yeah, pontoons are the best man. Yeah
They're huge they're huge and they're just flat they're easier to make yeah, they're funner for the kiddo out there
And I'm like, I don't. Instead of going fast and all that shit.
I don't give a shit.
There's some really, really fast pontoons as well, but these are... Look, it's like...
Oh, that's great.
It's awesome. It's so comfortable.
It's chill.
There you go.
Yeah. That's all I need.
That's nice.
You can... There's a place you just pay a membership and then you can reserve jet skis,
boats, pontoons.
That's it.
And then you just leave everything.
Way better.
They take you...
Way better. Way better.
It's like, this is a super fast pontoon.
I think there's a Bentley.
There's one though called a Bentley, I think.
That's so much better though to rent a pontoon.
I'm just gonna run anyways.
I don't need to own a boat.
You're right.
There is Bentley.
Yeah, they're cool.
The new ones are super cool.
And everyone has a golf cart in my neighborhood. Everyone gets around golf carts. He's like dad. We need golf car. I'm like, alright, I
Don't know shit about golf carts. Do you guys ever go golfing?
Never have the time. I mean you never tried it though. I've tried it. Yeah, it's just it's not my thing. Yeah, right
Golfing. Yeah. A lot of golf.
Do you enjoy it?
I like being doing it with my dad overall.
Um, maybe it's too weak a word.
Yeah, I just don't have the, I know Casey loves it.
We can't have a chest.
Well, it's, it had a huge boom during COVID.
Huge boom.
Golfing blew the fuck up.
But, uh, the dads in my neighborhood do it too.
I don't have fucking, I don't get it.
I have five hours on a Saturday morning just if
I'm retired, maybe.
Yeah.
I guess you could pick up when you're retired.
Okay.
Even it's just, it's a good hang.
Yeah.
It's a hang.
It's a good, it's a hang smoke cigars.
If you like to drink and play golf.
Oh, I started watching, speaking golf on this
show, but that new, uh, what's that?
What's his name?
Ham?
What's John Ham?
John Ham, that show on, uh, Apple, the neighbors.
You don't want to talk about?
No.
Ooh, it's good.
Oh, your friends.
Fuck, it's good.
Really?
Neighbors.
Yeah.
He gets, he was a big hedge fund guy.
He gets fired and he lives in a super exclusive
community in New York.
And so he just starts robbing stuff from their
house and selling it to make the bills.
It's so good.
Oh, wow.
It's so fucking.
I want to see it.
Oh, it's good.
Yeah.
Don't, don't tell me anymore.
I want to see it.
It's really good.
It's on Apple.
Yeah.
I'm going to check it out.
The watch 10 episodes.
Your friends and neighbors.
It's great.
You know, Olivia month in it.
Oh, Amanda Pete, his ex wife. She's great.
Yeah, it's great.
You're stealing shit and pawning it to pay the
bills.
Let me ask you a question. Question, Brendan. I'm sure you mentioned it
already many times, but why did you shave your head?
The boys want to shave their head and they asked me to do it. And I was like,
yeah, why not?
And how do you feel?
I like it.
Don't care.
No, does it feel a lot better?
So much easier.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a fan.
My mom always gets mad I wear hats all the time. My mom does. And my wife has been asking me to No, does it feel a lot better? Oh, it's so much easier. That's what I'm saying. I'm a fan.
My mom always gets mad at how I wear hats all the time.
My mom does.
And my wife has been asking me to shave my head forever.
And I never was just like, no, no, no.
Yeah, she loves shaving.
It looks way better.
And then the boys wanted to do it when they came out here because it was hot.
And they're like, Dad, do it with us.
And then so we all looked exactly the same.
Shaving hair is one of the best feelings to me.
Yeah, it's easy.
I just take that two guard and do it myself now.
And you could do like mini fades too
to make it look really clean.
Yeah, I can't do fades yet.
Let's make it crazy.
I don't want to fuck my shit up.
You could fade, that's like super fadeable.
Really?
Yeah, that length.
Yeah, I do tea embossies like once every week.
There's fresh cuts.
And Brian, when you, are you seriously you seriously going to get your hair done?
Brian has no choice but to have a shave.
I'm never doing that and I'll tell you why.
Oh, now you're not doing it.
Because they are about, they're less than two years away
less than from that peptide that grows hair
within seven days, so I'm waiting for that.
Hell yes.
For real.
It's very, very promising.
That's going to be the number one selling fucking peptide.
I'm so hungry.
And now they got those myostatin inhibitors. So all this like, like I was talking about
my kids were telling me. Yeah. My girls are telling who's got his PhD in physiology and
he's, he's a, he was saying they are in, I think stage three human trials of these myostatin inhibitors.
So in about five years, maybe a little more, you will take essentially a pill and it will,
like the way those M-PIC does, it will.
Build lean muscle.
It'll build lean muscle.
They have it right now.
They probably have it right now.
Your boy said five days, five years?
Yeah, they have it now.
Talk to, bring them at Ways and Wells.
Really?
Yeah, they have it right now.
They have it right now. They have it right now.
People use it all the time.
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Really?
Yeah, it's out right now.
Is that peptide though?
Yep.
Yeah, well this is a little bit different.
This is a myostatin inhibitor.
Your body has these, when we were on Savannah,
building too much muscle got in the way,
you had to feed that muscle.
So it made more sense to be skinnier.
We evolved to have these myoset inhibitors.
I don't know what happened to people like you.
But for the most part, I have a lot of that in me.
But there's ways to, they have these fucking pills
where you will start putting on muscle.
Now I'm telling you, it's available right now.
With zero side effects.
I don't know if it's available to everybody, but it's on the market.
I know for a fact.
Yeah, but this is not a peptide.
No, but the myo-inhibitor, they have that.
Is that right?
It's out.
Huh.
It's out.
Really?
Again, I don't know if it's available to the masses, but you can get it.
Wow.
There you go. That makes sense. You can get it. If it's an experimentation. I know people on it right now. Really? Again, I don't have to be able to the masses, but you can get it. Wow. There you go. That makes sense. You can get it.
If it's an experimentation. I know people on it right now.
Really? Yep.
There you have it. What else you got, Jen?
All right. Some current events. You guys are just talking about Big J. Okerson and Luis J. Gomez.
They were looking at a video of Dave Portnoy freaking out on his employee.
I'll play this for you.
I love Dave.
But you'll see it's kind of makes him look bad.
You just want me to kick him out, not mention it, not care that this guy.
Shut up.
If you just want me to ignore it.
Don't tell me to shut up!
Shut the f**k up you bald f**k!
Okay, go ahead. How's that?
Oh, it's killed. I'll never recover from that, Dave. Go ahead, continue.
I'll never recover.
Well, you're the one who's like, oh, big boss man, don't tell me.
I'll tell you, you work for me!
Okay, go ahead, continue.
You work for me.
I look like the nicest boss on earth.
You're literally saying people should be allowed to make true jokes say whatever they want right now
Yes, I think they should be allowed to make jokes
So how many mother Jews have a kid before you stop?
Also, he was doing a pizza review recently and someone yelled at him if you want to watch it place is very cool on the inside
We got it Frankie lasani's whole story, which almost seemed borderline not believable see there we go
alright so you coming out loud what happened to this guy you can't let the trolls know what
pop there's well look let me only admit and finish that you're an idiot okay
you're literally saying people should be allowed to make true jokes.
Say what they want right now.
I think you should be allowed to make jokes.
So how many motherfucking Jews have to take the screw in a light bulb?
Yeah, it's I think that Dave, he's Jewish and he's Jewish.
It's a, and there are people being killed because they're Jews and he doesn't have
any sense of humor about it.
So sometimes there are things in life that you just can't get over, man.
And I get it.
I get it.
And also, you know, obviously he runs hot, you're not going to get to the level of success
that he has without having some of that mainstream.
Yeah, and I think he says a lot of things he regrets.
You look at Elon, you look at Trump, you look at all that.
Elon does the same thing.
I think some people are very impulsive,
and then they feel bad after they do that.
Because I'm sure he feels bad about it.
He's not a bad guy.
I mean, Dave Portnoy is not a bad guy.
He's just passionate.
He's a little bit like Dana.
Dana's that way.
Correct.
Yeah.
Okay. This is very tragic. It just happened. India. It's an actual passenger plane with
242 people. It crashed.
Right after takeoff.
Yep. There is footage.
Crashed into a city?
It crashed into a hostel full of like, you know, students, I believe.
So, but do they know why it crashed or that just happens though?
Only thing that they they're saying right now is the flaps might not
have been in the correct position, but yeah,
or is there actual footage of it?
There is, but
let's see if it's on here. Fiery blaze, man.
What a terrible way to go.
Yeah, that sucks.
I'll find it real quick.
Yeah, that's not good.
That sucks.
See Elon recanted his, uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I think he's like Billy Madison's.
I'm sorry, baby. Well, you don't want to pick a fight with this is right after takeoff.
Jesus Christ.
And then
And then, uh, it's terrible. I freaking hate a lot of jet fuel.
Yeah.
You're gonna playing after this, Jen.
I know, dude.
I hate that.
Did you get nervous flying?
It's always like what case Brendan freaking put it in my head.
Turn during takeoff.
I'm just like, take off from this.
Yeah.
Then landing on your in the air.
You're good. Take off and landing when you're going to crash the landing.
Some landings are so terrifying. You can just feel like,
going, yeah.
Damn, that's fucking messed up.
It sucks.
Okay. Uh, Brian Wilson, he was 82. He died of dementia.
I think yesterday. Um,
the reason why this is pretty crazy is cause Manson, I feel like, huh? Manson.
Keep going.
Huge artists believe that he was like one of the most impressive songwriters in the world. So even
Paul McCartney from the Beatles said he wrote the greatest song that's ever been written. God only
knows. You know that song, right? Yeah. from the Beatles said he wrote the greatest song that's ever been written. God Only Knows.
You know that song, right?
Yeah.
No.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Yeah, it was on the HBO series.
How's it go?
I'll play it for you.
God Only Knows.
You remember the HBO show with the Mormons?
Mm-mm.
Really?
I don't have HBO, remember?
It's old show.
I figured Brian would know this out of anyone.
Super famous song. I figured Brian would know this out of anyone. Super famous song.
I know this song.
I may not always love you.
You've got to know this song, right?
I'm not sure I'm supposed to love you.
Do you know it or not, man?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's a song.
Yeah, no, I was just listening to it.
It's really wild to hear him how he sings it.
It's all over the scale, right?
Yeah, but it's beautiful the way it's like.
And his voice is so weird. It's ooh, to hear him how he sings it. It's all over the scale, right? Yeah, but it's beautiful the way it's like. His voice is so weird.
It's too, you know.
And even Bob Dylan said he was a genius too.
So yeah.
Bob Dylan's still alive?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
It's just crazy.
I didn't realize that either.
So they did that biopic.
Wait, hold on, is he?
Yeah, he's still alive.
Okay.
Double check, but I do believe he's still alive.
Yes.
Does Bob Dylan like the greatest songwriter ever?
He's one of the greats.
He's 84.
That's 84 years old.
So that's exactly right.
Brian Wilson's time.
Uh, I'm pretty sure Brian Wilson, uh, kicked it with Manson.
Brian Wilson and Charles Manson type in Brian Wilson, Charles Manson.
I might be getting the bands confused.
Did have some interactions specifically through his brother.
I'm thinking of his brother, who was a close friend
of Manson's side becoming a singer songwriter.
Yeah.
So Dennis Wilson had, he's one of the, if you believe
all of it, he's the reason Manson kicked off HILTER
Skelter because he's supposed to get a contract.
I said Dennis Wilson even arranged for Manson to record demos of the, if you believe all of it, he's the reason Manson kicked off Hilt or Skelter because he's supposed to get a contract.
Well, he said Dennis Wilson even arranged for Manson to record demos and polish studio
productions at Brian Wilson's home studio.
And so you know, so you know what Manson did is he found out where Dennis Wilson lived
and he had his girls.
So he put them like by their house kind of, and then apparently Dennis Wilson was a real
fucking dick slinger.
So all these girls like ladies, let's go.
Takes them to the house, fucks all of them.
And like, Oh, you got to meet our like guru.
He's like, yeah, bring him up.
And it was Charles Manson.
So Charles Manson lived with them.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
And then they couldn't get them out.
Yeah.
But then he had them, uh, do record and stuff
like that, but apparently Manson like just
freaked the fuck out
in front of all these executives and shit,
didn't work out.
But he, and then Manson actually wrote a song for them,
for the Beach Boys, they used it
and didn't give Manson credit.
And that's why when they went to that Terry Melcher's house
to kill him, that's why then Terry wasn't there,
he moved and Manson's an idiot, didn't know.
But the reason he got upset is they recorded, he wrote the song, they
recorded it and didn't give him any credit.
Jesus.
Look up beach boy song written by Charles Manson.
It's a legit hit too.
And Manson wrote it.
So that's what pissed him off.
He's a cold up.
So he came to him was like, you owe me money, dude.
Where the fuck's my money for writing the song?
Damn.
Never.
Beach Boys record song, Never Learn Not to
Love, which was originally written by
Charles Manson as Cease to Exist.
The Beach Boys, particularly Dennis
Whitson altered Manson's original lyrics,
record as Never Learn Not to Love, release it
on the B side to the Bluebirds over the
mountain single in 1968.
Manson was present during the recording, but
did not contribute to it.
He's wrote it though.
Wow. And that's what set Manson off. He's like, but did not contribute to it. He's wrote it though. Wow.
And that's what set Manson off.
He's like, you owe me fucking money, dude.
At the very least credit.
Yeah.
That's why he's like any credit and money.
Like you guys are how many albums do you sell?
This, the more I go into this, the more I realize how many people
steal other people's songs.
Yeah.
It's kind of crazy, man.
Even a Led Zeppelin, which sucks.
I heard those. I was like, damn Zeppelin. Zeppelin stole songs?
Yeah. Whose?
Well, they stole riffs. They stole like, like, or Dazed and Confused. Like if you hear,
they did. They made the songs better. Yeah, but I mean, they were so,
Led Zeppelin is so prodigiously talented.
They're just fucking different.
So yeah, but they never gave credit for the riffs.
Like those were old blues riffs.
But I was listening to, I forget who,
it was Pharrell or someone big and he was saying,
cause now people are like, especially with Homeboy, the guy from game of Thrones, what's his name?
You love him, he's a great, he got sure.
Ed Sheeran. He was kind of defending me. He's like now, because there's so much music out,
there's only so many chords you can play. He's like, so there's a lot of similarities.
This is a little different. Watch. Yeah.
Bring up, bring up the, the the similarities. Like, their biggest hits.
With lead.
Like, their biggest hits.
Because the Zapplin was the most influenced
by the great blues guitarists.
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in fact the song bring it on home was originally written by Willie Dixon in 1963 and performed
by Sonny Boy Williamson in 1963.
1963.
That's very similar.
Same song.
That's okay.
But there's a lot of these examples.
Yeah.
You know what?
They took it and ran with it though, didn't they?
Yeah, they did.
They ran with it.
Kind of frowned upon.
Bring it on home. But they didn't give me any
credit or money.
Yeah, that's not good.
But it gets worse actually.
It gets worse.
If you actually go down this, it's like, I was
like, yeah, I was like, damn.
And they keep doing it?
I was like, fuck, that's a lot of songs.
Yeah.
Like when those riffs are complicated, like, you
know, I'm not a musician, but it's like, the
signature riffs.
Like we'll sketch in.
Let's see here.
So Daniel Cormier has given up kind of giving kind of an update on Ben Askren
because there were rumors online that he passed away.
That night that we did the episode of a funky in the champ.
Yeah.
Him and Ben are close.
Ben was complaining about some issues going said, uh, he had some, uh, infections.
He had a really tough time when he wanted, wanted, went to that Bitcoin convention Vegas.
He was stuck there for a while.
And then he's home with his family.
I'll report to you guys that he's now back at home in Wisconsin.
He's with his family, his beautiful wife, Amy, and everybody's just kind of praying
that Ben gets better.
We can start moving forward with a life for Ben.
It's so sad.
I don't know what, how at times five things that's happened. So, and so good. Yeah, he's, he's not out of the woods.
I actually know that for a fact and keep going down.
It says, no, our friend Ben Askin has not passed
away, but the situation is still dire praying for him.
A hero in wrestling committee, MMA champion,
one time boxer who could do anything, put himself
in any situation to care of his family and kids.
Yeah.
And then it goes on to say, hold on, do thetime boxer, who could do anything, put himself in any situation to care for his family and kids, yeah.
And then it goes on to say,
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protect the kids, do not share unconfirmed information.
It's true, yeah.
He's having a hard time.
Okay.
Do do do.
Next event, there's a back and forth
with Simone Biles and Riley Gaines.
If you remember Riley Gaines, she was that swimmer
that competed against Leah Thomas,
who was like the first openly trans swimmer.
Tied with-
The dude?
Yeah, the dude, tied with him.
And then she became-
The dude who sucked at swimming against men
and decided that he was gonna cheat.
Started killing it, yeah.
So anyway, by the way, if people don't know,
Riley Gaines had to be in the locker room with Leah Thomas,
and then she literally saw him next to her,
yeah, him or whatever, next to her with his dick still in,
you know, his dick is still there.
Yeah, that must be great for a woman
to deal with that shit.
To protect women.
Since then, she became an activist, which is great.
And she's killing it.
Smart girl thing.
Or she said, like everybody in swimming,
who really understand swimming, that there's no way a man,
that a woman can compete with a fucking man.
And this is ridiculous.
And she won, what did she win?
She won NCAA.
She, they gave, they gave fucking this man, this man,
Leah, whatever the fuck his name is, the NCAA title.
And said, if you, if you question that, you're a bigot
and shatter her down.
She had, she had for her own safety had to barricade
herself in a, in a, in a room.
Yeah.
S- scumbags.
And Riley Gaines talking about in swimming, she was
talking about on Roganhound swimming, you know, like
the backstroke, the, the, the breaststroke, all that.
Like with women, it's different.
Like you specialize in one thing, but because he was a dude, like he crushed
everyone in every stroke, like in all the things she's like, it's just not normal.
Yeah.
Like usually you're, you specialize in this and you're pretty good at this.
He just beat everyone, everything.
Of course.
Cause he's so much faster.
Of course.
It's not that he's the best.
He's a man.
He's a man.
He's a giant man.
And then getting fucking awards for it. Simone Biles for some on by that shit. Look at Simone Biles
You're truly sick all of this campaigning because you lost a race Wow straight-up sore loser
You should be uplifting the trend ever lost to a man
You should be uplifting the trans community impress finding a way to make sports inclusive or creating a new Avenue
We're trans you feel safe in sports, maybe transgender category in all sports. Wow.
But instead you bully them. One thing's for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around. Wow.
And that is the most disappointing thing I've ever heard.
So, both are your own size, which would ironically be a male. And Riley gains is five, five.
Oh, wow.
30 pounds.
Simone Biles swung and whiffed on this one, didn't she? Oh, I think she read the comments. It's like, oh, not everyone agrees with me. 30 pounds. Simone, Simone Biles swung and whiffed on this one. Didn't she?
Oh, I think she read the comments. It's like, Oh, not everyone agrees with me. I thought.
Did she get crushed for this?
No, destroyed. She issued an apology.
Oh really?
It's 2025.
She should because she's-
If it's 2021, your virtual signal is going to work now?
Yeah. Stick to tumbling. Not, you sound like you're completely clueless
Well, you lost my vote fuck off
Mm-hmm. There's that and also Justin Baldoni's
400 million defamation lawsuit just got tossed out but Blake live
Stopped her thing too. Oh, did she? No, she, they streamlined the thing,
which is she's not suing him for emotional distress.
That's just an added claim that they get rid of.
But it's going to trial.
Isn't there something fishy with this, Jen?
Like the judge, is his brothers involved with Hollywood?
The judge's brother's Doug Lyman, I believe,
and then he worked with Blake Lively before,
and there's rumors that he's close,
or he's cool with Blake Lively's family.
So that's also a thing.
That's true.
The only thing about this lawsuit that a lawyer
will tell you is that-
Her perspective.
Yeah, so what really happens, I think it's thrown out
based on a slap motion, which is Blake Lively
and her husband, who I don't think and, and, um, her husband,
who I don't think are good people by the way, but, but they are able to say,
yeah, if you can say, I thought I believe truly that he was doing X, Y,
and Z therefore I behaved this way. That would be exercising your,
that's your opinion. If you really believed it,
then you weren't acting with malice
Remember you can sue somebody for defamation if you can prove malice if you can prove that they are trying to hurt you
But she's gonna come out looking very bad. So is he I she's lost in the public eye
I think so she's taking and if this trial comes out and he's presenting all his evidence with that guy Michael Friedman who's a beast
Enjoy that shit, you know, but I's a beast. Uh, enjoy that shit.
You know, but I can't believe that the whole
lawsuit was thrown out, especially the New York
Times, who, who really seemed to have edited out
and cherry picked, you know, based on cherry picked
the, the, what really happened in the evidence to
favor Blake Lively's point of view on this.
So I get why.
She's taking such a hit though, in the public eye.
I hope so.
And Ryan Reynolds.
I hope so.
She's not a good person, but Hollywood's behind her.
She's so hot.
The machine's behind her.
She's so hot though.
Yeah.
Gerald.
The machine's behind him and her.
You know, a lot of times he's the one who's going to pay a price.
He'll be out.
But he was also the guy who was like the male feminist and all that.
He's also a little cheesy. Yeah
Yeah, I don't like you any one involved. Yeah, he's annoying the boy gladly. I mean
Well, she tried to her. It's okay. She tried to murder him in my opinion
I think she made all of that shit up. I do not think he did anything that she accused him up
I think she's a really bad person. I don't know. I think they all sucked
She tried to take over the fucking the show
They all suck, but she sucks.
And I've never heard a lot of good things
about Ryan Reynolds.
I know, she's attractive, so I forgive her.
She's gorgeous.
I know, I forgive her.
Girl, things happen.
You date her, you move her into your house.
Yeah, she's easy on the eyes.
What else she got you?
I didn't even know she got a nose job.
Very well done, too. Did you see her before didn't know she got a nose job. Very well done too.
Did you see her before nose?
I was like wow.
You know what's funny dude?
Let's take a little break because
We've been a little off and I blame Magic
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We have a refrigerator. Where's it at
you? We need it. My Max
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Now here's the reason it's taken a long time to get to us.
You want another real reason?
They're selling out.
They're sold out.
I know, but I told them it was going to be a game changer.
You got to take care of your boys.
I know they did, but I was like, Hey, I literally said to Will,
I was like, Hey, Will, I'm waiting here.
What's going on?
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And big dicks.
And big dicks, dude.
Why not?
Plastic surgery is the shit.
I'm going to get myself, I could take some down
off my nose.
If she can, look at that, dude.
You kidding me right now?
She had a honker.
No, she has a little butt nose.
Right there, she looks like she's going,
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Still a fucking dime. Should I get, should I get some stuff done? You're too old,
man. But look weird at this age. Bring it down a little bit. Look at this. So weird ridge.
You look like the black cop off of Dexter. You ever seen him? Dexter motherfucker. God,
that'd be such a disaster to walk out. You ever seen the cop from Dexter bro. He had a fucking potato nose and then gets on Dexter. Look at him. Look at his nose.
That's him.
Do it. Do it. Find out before. Yeah. Completely change his face. Oh no, that's not good.
That's not good.
Oh, it's so distracting.
Dexter motherfucker.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Keep your nose the other way.
What are you doing?
Oh, and it's one of those ones where you can just see for a while.
Right when he came on camera.
Oh, fuck.
Look at his nose.
No, bro.
You don't have to change your nose.
He's so aggressive on Dexter.
Dexter, I'm on to you, motherfucker.
That's all he says.
Every time I show him.
Dexter, you're a weird motherfucker.
Yeah, bro. You don't need to do that shit. Dexter. Dexter, I'm on to you motherfucker. That's all he says. Every time I show him,
Dexter, you a weird motherfucker. Yeah, bro. You don't need to do that shit to your nose.
No, it's back in the day too. This is what happens when you start looking at yourself for too long
in the mirror. Yeah. Don't do it. It ain't going to change. It's not going to make a lick of
difference. Yeah. Oh shit. He was right about Dexter though. Give him that good cop. He was right about Dexter good cop
It's a good cop motherfucker
All right. I think this is gonna be the last one
She had sheriff that LA sheriff talking about like hey
Whatever the media is telling you like my my officers are getting injured and shot at yeah, like
Don't tell me there isn't real problems and riots going on.
Did you see the press secretary for the
white house? No. Oh my God.
No, I wanted to see that. Yeah. Bring that up.
She was, what a stupid question. Yeah. Of course.
Yeah. I was sent to. I want to see this shit.
It's so funny. She was, that's a very stupid
question. It was some liberal reporter, right?
Said some shit.
It's great. It's great. Jason Tomei goes, this
really is a, yeah, she's a savage. Right there.
Let's see if this is it.
She goes, I have it right here too,
Jen, this isn't it.
Let me know.
President warned that any, um, protests on
Saturday would be met with coerce, uh, clarify
what kind of protest, uh, President Trump does
support or find acceptable.
President absolutely supports peaceful
protests.
He supports the first amendment. He supports the first amendment. clarify what kind of protest President Trump does support or find acceptable? The President absolutely supports peaceful protests.
He supports the First Amendment.
He supports the right of Americans to make their voices heard.
He does not support violence of any kind.
He does not support assaulting law enforcement officers who are simply trying to do their job.
It's very clear for the President what he supports and what he does not.
Unfortunately for Democrats, that line has not been made clear clear and they've allowed this unrest and this violence to continue
and the president has had to step in. So if there were peaceful protests on Saturday for
the president's parade, President Trump would allow that. Of course the president supports
peaceful protests. What a stupid question. What a stupid question. Next question.
Of course he supports. What a stupid question. I love it. She's a little savage.
She's great.
Yeah, great.
Unlike Corrine Jean-Pierre who lied through
her teeth the whole time.
The present is.
I have trouble keeping up with them.
Sharp as a tack.
Sharp as a tack and so condescending to
everybody who asks questions.
What else you got, Jim?
Is that it?
You want it to be at her? Yeah. I'm going to be at her. attack sharp as attack and so condescending to everybody who asks questions.
What else you got, Jim?
Is that it?
You want to beat that?
You want it to be at her?
Yeah, let's do one more.
All right.
So I saw this from Tom de Blas.
He's fighting the UFC.
He's a very well-known Jiu-Jitsu guy.
He posted this video.
He posted this video about a guy at a dog park going after
a pit bull.
There's not much context to it, but they I'll just say, right, who's wrong?
He's asking who's right.
The man or the result.
You shouldn't be taking a dog to dog parks.
They were not a pit bull.
So, yeah, this is that's another thing.
This is a disease is have them in the backyard.
Get away, get away from my dog!
Oh, you got a Karen. She's crazy.
Stop staring at him, dude.
Stop staring at him, dude.
Go away!
Stop staring at him, dude.
Go away!
Okay, call the cops. This is a...
Stop staring at him, dude.
Stop staring at him, dude.
I'm not human.
Stop staring at him, dude.
I'm not human.
Dude, you're staring down on the dog.
It's your behavior.
Stop staring at the dog.
Well, he's getting low with that.
He's a bad motherfucker.
I like that guy because that dog's trying to come at him.
And he's trying to come at the, he's trying to come at the,
uh, that dog's dangerous.
Yeah.
But apparently that pit bull attacked other dogs in the dog park. That dog is dangerous.
So A, that dog, that's on the owner.
But then also they're saying this guy should
be a dog trainer and he should audition for Jackass.
He's not, he's not a trainer.
He's fucking batshit crazy.
Yeah.
That's a dangerous dog though.
That pit bull, fuck man.
It's clearly a shitty owner.
Pit bulls are great.
You just got to train them.
Who's right?
Guy got balls. Look at him. He me. That it's clearly a shitty owner. Pit bulls are great. You just got to train them.
It was right.
Guy got balls.
I'll give him that.
Yeah.
I was challenging the pit bull.
But what happened before?
Like, how did that, how did they get there?
What happened?
Apparently that pit bull attacked the dog.
Yeah.
Apparently it was trying to go after the dog and then also him.
And he was trying to tell them, but I don't know if it's true or not. So who knows what's going on, but either way
Well, I know it's true cuz I can see that dog being aggressive toward him. Definitely have it can't have that dog
And he was just trying to serve that woman is that?
Moron get out of my dog. She's screaming. That's how you get a dog hands to she's getting the dog amped
Put your dog on a leash dummy put your dog on a leash and get the dog out of there.
That can't be a dog bark.
That's on the owner.
That owner shouldn't be around either.
She's just awful.
Is that it, Jen?
That is it.
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