The Fighter & The Kid - Schaub on Why He Shaved His Head | TFATK Ep. 1095

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

The boys talk Bryan needing to miss a few shows to go on a cruise with his family, the special guests we have lined up whilst Bry is gone, Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J Gomez stories, old stori...es Brendan and Bryan reminisce on about Theo Von, Bryan having to follow Ron White at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership and doing "Story Wars", Brendan's reason for shaving his head, current events around the world and much more!DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code FIGHTERHims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/fighterO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - http://magicmind.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. Yeah! Here we are baby. We're back bud. We're back. And I want to apologize for leaving again.
Starting point is 00:00:16 But it's only 10 days. 11 days. 10 days. It's two weeks of filming. You're missing two weeks. I'm not missing two weeks. I'm missing a... No, cause you come back on like a Tuesday. Well I'll come back on a Wednesday. Yeah. I'm not missing two weeks. I'm missing uh, no cuz you come back on like a Tuesday
Starting point is 00:00:25 Well come back on a Wednesday. Yeah, I'll be right. That's two No, but we'll get we'll get a podcast in that week. So it'll be three shows. I miss all together three shows Total of three four because you come back on Wednesday. We'd have to film on Thursday. Yeah, we'll film on Thursday We'll film on Thursday, but you know what? Hey, look at me. We're filming on Thursday, but guess what? We'll get it in. That'll be our Thursday. We'll do it Thursday morning. And so we only missed three.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Maybe. We missed three. Like next week, so while you're gone, what are you going to cruise? I'm going with the extended family, by the way. It's every June, every June. It's so gay. Well, it's my whole family though.
Starting point is 00:01:00 It's my dad. He's 85. But cruises? Well, we take, it's a high end cruise. Cruises in Tesla, dude. Two things I fucking hate. No, but this is a great cruise. It's with the kids.
Starting point is 00:01:12 It's, you know, it's great. It's fun. But yeah, so you're missing two weeks. We just got here, so that's cool. But we got, I got Tim Kennedy filling in next week. That's a very good filling. And then I'll probably have Catharwood filling in. These are good fillings.
Starting point is 00:01:26 These are good fillings. Yeah. I did storyboards. I just need you to kind of. No, no, I got us. Listen, do you know? Hey, you know after however long we've been doing this, I don't even know anymore, 14 years?
Starting point is 00:01:42 Yeah, something like that. Back hurts, right? Hey, after 14 years, hey, my back hurts and so does Chin's. Chin and Brennan have been in this studio, building this place out, putting up lights, renting the place, leasing it, paperwork, all that stuff. Oh, buddy. I mean, everything.
Starting point is 00:02:02 When you go play grab-ass, when you're like, I'm late doing, I'm in here. I've been doing stand-up and just, yeah, I've been. Oh buddy. I mean everything. When you go play grab-ass, when you're like on the lake doing, I'm in here. I'm in here. I'm in here. Yeah, I've been. Oh, you just show up. I've been, you know what I've been about as useful
Starting point is 00:02:10 as a cow chewing grass. Yeah. And what else is new? Yeah, my back hurts. No, no, your back hurts. But I want to, I did say thank you. I did text. I really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yesterday, after all the work's been done. No, I really appreciate it. You didn't even notice the lights Nothing. I'm such a dick with that stuff and I apologize. I know you're doing a great job Yeah, I don't need a pat on the back. Well, yes nice. It's good. Your best friend should say hey, dude No, I'm used to it by now that stuff. I don't want to be that kind of you I don't want to be that person. I want to be your friend who's there to support Yeah, but you are you know how your brother-in-law was like, I just can't anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, what?
Starting point is 00:02:45 And I'm like, yeah, that's you, dude. No. You're like, really? I'm like, yeah, but it's all, like, you just got to know. It's all good. I don't have any resentment. But me and Chin's back, it hurt. Casey and Brian Johnson, too.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Just want to give them a shout out. Let's be honest. What the fuck am I going to do when I come here, though? You know what I mean? Like, what am I going to do? You know what you got to do? What? Just show up. That's right. Like? Like, what am I going to do? You know what you got to do? What? Just show up.
Starting point is 00:03:06 That's right. Hey, and you can't even do that. Right, but. Like, what am I going to do? No, I don't want you touching anything. Right, I'd be here and I'd be like, do you want to put the, you'd be like. No, I don't need you to do that.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I know that. Hey, just show up. Well, no. We're going on vacation. Now listen, I'm going to get us some great guests. I'm at the mothership. I'm at Creek in the Cave. I'm going to get us some great guests. I'm at the mothership. I'm at Creek in the Cave. We are going to have some great fun.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I've never heard of Creek in the Cave. Is Creek in the Cave an actual cave in the creek? It's a great club. Oh, it's a club. Yeah, it's a club. See, I always think of like small red rocks and the water's there. It's like Vulcan Gas Company. It's like right there.
Starting point is 00:03:42 That whole section is it. That's a great club. I love that club. Sunset Strip. We got some great comedy clubs. That whole section is it. That's a great club. I love that club. Sunset Strip, we got some great comedy clubs. That's cool. That's cool. So you had the mothership last night. Yeah, I did Story Wars with Louis J. Gomez.
Starting point is 00:03:55 And what is Story Wars? So Louis J. Gomez. Is it like a play on like this is not happening? It's great. No, no, Louis J. Gomez came up with this idea. I have no idea by the way. I don't. No, no. Louis J. Gomez came up with this idea. I have no idea, by the way. That's not, I don't know what it is. So, so you tell us, you, you submit stories anonymously, like all, all five of us submit
Starting point is 00:04:12 three, three stories. Yep. They submit stories into a hat. And then they'll read the story and you have to guess who, it's a real story. You have to guess who in the crowd, who in the panel. Oh, gotcha. So it's not stories from the crowd. Yeah, no. It's stories from the panel. Yes. Okay. And so I'm doing it with Jay, Big Jay, Big Jay O'Croson, who might be the funniest motherfucker. I always tell you this. Like he might be. Top five doing it.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Zach Galifianakis and Artie Lang to me were this raw funny improvise, like being able to improvise the funniest people. I don't like how I picked like two big guys but yeah I would say big Jay Orkison is just from raw talent and an ability to be funny there's nobody funny did you ever do a serious show did I ever do what his serious I serious serious serious so no I haven't maybe I did a long time I don't know if he's I don't I think serious is I've known J like many many many years buddy, and he has always been impossibly good He's done podcasts with that motherfucker fucking last night. I was he and Jim Norton He and Jim Norton I
Starting point is 00:05:16 Was and by the way, there's a comic named Tim Butterly who you're gonna hear about Who is now he just moved from Philly another Philly comic these fucking guys from Philly, another Philly comic, these fucking guys from Philly. Dude, dude. And they're just unbelievable. And Robert Kelly, have you ever seen Robert Kelly do stand up? Oh my god, monster, fucking monster. These guys are, yeah. Boston, New York, Philly, Jersey, forget it.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Pack a lunch, you're born funny. You do stand up there and it's just constant roasts. They're fucking with each other. They change their lives so hard. I think it's the best clip of all time. The Lewis CK where she's like, press the button. It's all ninja. That's Big Jay Oakland's voice.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Well, I've never seen you laugh that hard and I've never laughed that hard. As far as I've ever laughed. I sent it to you and I was like, why am I not getting it? And I played it and you were like, oh my God. Yeah, yeah. Jay is, Jay is... So what story did you share last night?
Starting point is 00:06:14 ...impossibly funny and Louis Jay Goma is just fucking funny and great. He's great. He's fucking great. What story did you share last night? Is it easy for them to figure it out? They figured me out. I was talking about going on a hike, where I had to shit now, not like in five seconds,
Starting point is 00:06:28 but right now, you know? Yeah. So the fans guess whose story it is, out of the five panel. Well, no, no. The panel decides whose story it belongs to. So we don't know whose story it is. But then you're roasting each other
Starting point is 00:06:43 and you come up with ideas. It's just, and then your job is just to convince the panel that it's not your story. Your job is to be like. I'd be fucked, all my shit's about sports stories. Oh yeah, you'd be fucked. No, you'd be, that's the thing. The panel up there doesn't have a good background.
Starting point is 00:06:57 These guys are literally like, who doesn't have a checking account? Who grew up without a checking account? Whose family grew up without a checking account? You're like, aw fuck. Everybody comes from broken homes. Louis J. Combs, you know Louis? His dad was murdered.
Starting point is 00:07:08 His mom was a drug addict. He went through some shit. Yeah, everyone knows that. Yeah, I didn't know that. That's why he's who he is? Yeah. I love that guy. He's fucking great.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Good dad, that's why. I did his show. He had a standup show at the Creek in the Cave. He lives out here? And then Wednesday at Story Wars. He lives out here? No, no, he just comes in. He just stays?
Starting point is 00:07:28 We'll get him on the podcast soon. Has he done this podcast? Come on, Louis, yes. Yeah, we got to get him back on. He's done it, right, Shin? Jay did it for sure, Big Jay. No, no, Louis hasn't done it. Well, Big Jay, Louis hasn't done it?
Starting point is 00:07:37 No, we got to get him on. All the years we've never had Louis on? No, we got to get him on. Jesus. We got to get him, we got to get fucking Big Jay, we got to get... This kid, Tim Bartley, fucking killed me last night. Johnny Depp. No, we gotta get him all the years that we've never had those fun. No, we gotta get him on Jesus We gotta get him. We gotta get fucking big J We gotta get this kid Tom Tim Bartley fucking killed me last Johnny Depp Tommy Pope we gotta get on we gotta get Johnny Depp on. Yep. Yeah, Johnny Depp led. Oh, we gotta get Elon Musk on
Starting point is 00:07:57 I said, you know, I'm on Elon's in Austin a boy can't dream. I Don't know for the platform for I mean I'd be down obviously, but yeah, maybe. It's task. I'll tell you who has, you know, obviously he's a good buddy, but you listen to Theo Vaughn and JD Vance. There's not another host in the world who can do what Theo does with these politicians. It's hilarious. Buddy?
Starting point is 00:08:19 It's hilarious. Have you listened to- I like my grapes to, I like a raisin. I like my grapes to have been through something. Well, he's strange. He's strange. He's politicians. It's hilarious. Buddy? It's hilarious. I like my grapes, dude. I like a raisin. I like my grapes to have been through something.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Well, he's such- With JD Vance, dude? Bro? You listen to A, all the politicians should come on there. I know. Cause Theo, he feels like me. He feels like me. He dips his toes in there.
Starting point is 00:08:40 He kind of knows it, but he's not too into the weeds. So they are general questions that we're all curious about that no one asks them, but it's his way of thinking, dude. There's an innocence to it. There's an innocence to it. He is, it's his lane. He's, there's no one else. Nobody. You can find other Brines and Brennan's, you can find other, you know, insert whatever podcast social you want. There is not another field when it's with these big politicians.
Starting point is 00:09:04 He's so he's not nervous He's doing his thing. It's in there's information there. It's so good. He's so unique I just talked to him yesterday really just talked to me. He's such a unique human being like he's he's always been that way I've known Theo 20 years now I think I've been doing stand-up with him on like I remember we were doing the I've been doing standup with him on, like, I remember we were doing the fucking West Side Brewing Company 20 years ago, maybe, literally 20 years ago. And I remember seeing that kid and he was like
Starting point is 00:09:33 the kid from Road Rules. Yeah, he started off, he had that like weird, like if you'd bring up Road Rules, you'd get all pissed off. I know, but he was, I started standing up with this kid. But do you remember when it was, I think it was Orpheum Theatres, you, me, Big Jay, Ari, I know, but he was, I still understand him. But do you remember when it was, when we did, I think it was Orpheum Theatres, you, me, Big Jay, Ari, and Theo, remember, was not famous at the time.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I remember, you know what you said? I remember you go like this, you looked at him. I told you, I went, wait, I said, wait, watch Theo. Wait, wait, watch Theo. Remember, he got, he- And of course, I had seen that act, because I've been doing, we'd been at the comedy store, and you went like this, you went, but he was crushing.
Starting point is 00:10:04 And not to be a dick, but I was crushing pretty fucking hard too. And he got out. Everyone was doing well. Everybody. I'm not trying to be a dick, but everybody was crushing. Everyone was doing well. That was amazing lineup.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Even your boy had to get set then. You killed it. Amongst killers, Price should have been on stage with you guys, but still did well. You did a great job, you did a great job. But I'm saying that, what I'm trying to say is that I was very happy with what I did to that crowd. Big Jay Oakes, I'm very happy with what he did to that crowd big Jay Oaks. I'm very happy
Starting point is 00:10:25 What are you crushed? It absolutely? I have a picture in my mother fucker gets up you do Oh, we're on stage like this and our dude's like this that's you me feel big Jay that motherfucker gets up Theo and Like I remember you looked at me and like this and and and I went I said something like he's so fucking good And you went he's gonna blow up. And I went, yeah. And he goes, yeah, he's gonna really blow up. That's all he said.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And I was like, there it is. And this is Theo in a nutshell. He got off stage, murdered. Oh yeah, I remember. I was right there. His ass sucked. He goes, fuck, that sucked. I was like.
Starting point is 00:11:03 I remember that. We were right there. I went, what the fuck are you talking about? He was like down. And Ari was like, what? Remember that? Yeah. That's Theo, though.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Yeah, that's what makes him great. Maybe part of what, I was going to say, part of what makes you a comic is not being too happy with yourself. You can't like yourself. Theo's suit, you know. Do I get such a kick when I get hate? I'm like, you're giving me hate.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You think I don't talk to myself the same way? Get the fuck out of here. Oh no, do you not like me? Hey, join me sometime, you fucking idiot. Fuck out of here with your, are you critical? He was super aware too, like he randomly texts me. I don't know if he knew I moved or something like that, and he's like, check it in, man, blah, blah, blah. You going through a tough time. And I was like, I just moved to Austin, man.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah. I'm trying to find my way. It's I'm heartbroken about LA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just, right. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I miss my community, my routine, you know, I'll find it. And it started to happen. You know, you'll find it. I got to talk to this guy last night and he moved from LA and he was like, yeah, Texas is great, man.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Best decision I ever made. But you should know it's no LA. Cause don't get, you're going to miss, there's no replacing LA. And I was like, oh, how long did it take you to get, how long did it take you to get like, you know, back in routine and feeling comfortable? It was three years.
Starting point is 00:12:23 I went, what is, yeah, tough three years comfortable is three years. I went, what is yeah, tough three years, tough three years. I went, Oh shit. So you don't feel that way. I went, hopefully it's a faster for me than that. He goes, probably not. But you figure it's only three years, but just the sweetest guy too. Just dead honest. By the way, by the way, very quick side note, speaking of talent and
Starting point is 00:12:42 people who are still doing it. I've been following Ron White. I've been following Ron White. Legend. He's been bringing me up on the mothership stage. Yeah. Yeah. Um, uh, well, last night he brought a guy named Joe Rogan, but, uh, but he's 68, sir, he's 10 years older than me.
Starting point is 00:12:57 When I tell you that he is without peers when it comes to standup, when I tell you, he is, I get it. sir, he's 10 years older than me. When I tell you that he is without peers when it comes to standup, when I tell you he is. No, it's like, it's like an actor in Robert De Niro walks in. Dude, I got him. The only one that needs to take a knee. I'm at the mothership backstage and I'm
Starting point is 00:13:17 listening to this dude and then he brings me up. And I just said to the audience, I go, I don't know if you know this, but I've been doing this for 30 years. It doesn't get better than that guy. It doesn't get better than what you just saw. That's Ron White. You know he's the North Star.
Starting point is 00:13:33 You know he's the reason why Joe's here. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, he was here before everybody. Yeah, that's right, he lives in Austin. Yeah, he's the one to talk Joe into coming here. At 68, he's a guy who hasn't lost a step. Like he's still doing it on the highest level. Yeah. But you gotta understand too, you know, most
Starting point is 00:13:49 comics are bad businessmen. He's brilliant with it. He's the one of the first comic that started the whole meet and greet VIP. Like you're talking 20 years ago. That's all his business. God, man. I met with his team.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I mean, they're brilliant, dude. Brilliant. So his own, I think tequila, whiskey, brilliant. Yeah. Monster. Just a businessman. Monster. But met with his team. I mean, they're brilliant, dude. Brilliant. So zone, I think tequila whiskey. But yeah, just a business man. Monster, but just such a comic monster. Brendan, let's take a little break. Um, cause the NBA finals are here and this is your last shot to win. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:15:37 and bossy get back from football camp or baseball camp. And then on their bikes, it's like sandline. Are you serious? Yeah. It's insane. And they're just riding around the neighborhood? Ride with their boys. Yeah. They have like instant friends. I'm like, oh, this is why I moved. I'll find my way. There's nothing better than when your kids are happy like that.
Starting point is 00:15:52 There's nothing better. And then as far as like the travel ball stuff goes, Tiger has a tryout next week. Uh, we have tryouts with three different teams, but again, for, for T, you know, it's just about doing his thing. Who do fine. He'll make a team. You hope he should, but it's about doing that.
Starting point is 00:16:08 But then also it's a big commitment. It has to be a fit for me too. Cause remember I spend damn near every free hour I have with those baseball dads on the weekends. So it's as much of a fit as for Tiger has to be a fit for me too. Cause we we've had teams where like high, high level major teams where you tried out, made the team, but I'm hanging with the dads and I don't say anything, I don't influence the T and we get in the car and I just go,
Starting point is 00:16:33 what'd you think? And he's like, no, uh-uh, didn't like it. Not a fit. And I'm like, thank God. Cause the dads are so into just not my speed, not my, but you're intense. Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Trophy dads. Oh man. Yelling at the Which are intense? Yeah, yeah. Trophy dads. Oh man, yelling at the kids. They play 100 games, they play 100 tournaments a year. Oh come on. They're flying from East Coast to West Coast. It's all they do, all they do. Taking out second mortgages to cover the kids training
Starting point is 00:16:58 and shit, I'm like, oh this ain't it. So you know, when you see these tennis players, they've been playing each other since they were six years old. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's all sports. I guess baseball players, the basketball, they all come up together. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. And camps and all that. Right. Yeah. Elite camps. Yeah. So by that time they know each other. It's such a second nature sport, right? It's such a, they're all, yeah, they all know each other. Yeah. They're all aware of each other or they're buddies or enemies. Yeah. We'll find a team. T has a try out with the team.
Starting point is 00:17:26 What a great time for these kids. What a great time for Boston and Tiger. What a great time. Yeah. There's, you cannot put a price on a neighborhood you can bike around it. Did you have that in Los Angeles? Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I mean, I grew up, I grew up in Los Angeles. No, there's no sidewalks. We were there damn near 10 years. I'd never, I can't tell you, I've exactly where you live. I grew up there. Of course. Yeah, but in Los Angeles, no, there's no sidewalks. We were there damn near 10 years. I'd never, I couldn't tell you, I never met the neighbors. No fucking sidewalks. There's no community. None.
Starting point is 00:17:50 My community was the baseball dads and they lived, you know, a few miles away. Just different animal. And then what's crazy too is we live close to it. Like this place called baseball dynamics where they had, you know, hitting cages so I could pitch the tee or there's pitching machines. You get hit, pitch, do all that shit.
Starting point is 00:18:08 And we would go, you know, damn near every day, but it was like $60 every time you went just to rent the cage. 60 bucks. Here? Yeah. Dude, it's like $70 a month and they give me like a app and I can go 24 hours a day.
Starting point is 00:18:25 That's what I'm talking about. Tee's like, what? Yeah, but it's right up here. It's indoor too. Every time I fucking park at LAX, it was 300 bucks or some shit. I come here and it's like, that'll be 60 bucks for three days.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I'm like, there you go. Chin, how's your heart? Still ticking. It's still ticking. I told you, bro, it's like getting better. It's like. The good news is Chin found a place here. Finally's still ticking. I told you, bro. It's like getting better. It's like a good news is chin found a place here. Finally got a spot.
Starting point is 00:18:48 So, but the move in dates like end of the month. So, okay. How's your heart? My heart is good. I mean, as good as it can be, it used to be 130. What's it beating at right now? I'd have to get a monitor, but it's around, it's around a hundred. What's a hummingbird at?
Starting point is 00:19:02 101 to like one 10. You got a hummingbird's 101 to like one time? You got a hummingbird's heart, huh? How long do we have with you? How long do we have with you? What do you want me to say? If you're all whatever you guys want, man, I sell birds. I don't think people are going to buy the merch, but yeah, go for it.
Starting point is 00:19:16 But you got this under control a little bit. Yeah. So I mean a little bit, but obviously I have to make some big lifestyle changes, which I always talked about, but I haven't really done. So I guess I have to, I have to. How many drinks you figure you'll have at the airport when you get there three hours early? Double shot of Jamison and an IPA. Weird. Double shot of Jamison IPA. We just start with that.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Is that because you have nerves flying? It's just more calming. Yeah. No, hold on. No, it's not. I'm glad you asked. It's because he's an alcoholic. It's because he feels better when he's got a little alcohol in his system. I'm not as shaky when I drink. Holy shit. No, you have a problem. You're like Denzel Washington from Flight. You're not flying. Now you probably this morning had a little nip just to keep the energy.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Not this morning. Really? Yeah. Come on, Gry. What do you mean, come on? I have to be efficient, you know, so I'm probably like the highest functioning alcoholics. I don't get drunk. Yes, you are. No, you know, I've seen you take in 13 drinks and you're absolutely fucking sober.
Starting point is 00:20:16 And I don't, those are beers. But when you, those are beers, yeah. But when you moved to Austin, that'd be a good time to maybe flip a new page and exactly. We've been talking about this, like turning a new leaf, we're going to change a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. Yeah. I mean, only six or seven drinks maybe in the morning,
Starting point is 00:20:31 but here's the thing. Knock down to five. It's just an IPA, Brian. It's crazy. It's just a double shot of Jameson's in an IPA. Jesus Christ. To start. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:20:40 That's a fun morning. So did your doctor say the drinking might be causing some of this heart issue? He literally looked at me going like, you should definitely cut back. Because he can't figure out any other reason. Other than, you know, I do have a family history of high blood pressure. So they don't know why your heart beats faster? No, they do.
Starting point is 00:20:57 No, so they're saying alcohol is probably the most likely thing. The doctor's like, did I ever tell you, my buddy, did I ever fucking tell you the story about a friend and I'll tell you who it is later, but you know him and, um, my friend was like, he just, he was like, I just don't have energy, man. I, you know, I don't have energy. I don't feel good. And he looked bad. And I was like, all right, well, I have my buddy, Andy Galpin, Dan Garner at Rapid Health.
Starting point is 00:21:26 It's a new thing. I go, these guys can help you. They fucking know shit and they have a service. So I hook him up with like a full checkup. And did I tell you the story? No. Oh, so before we're going to do the checkup, we have dinner, all of us. And he's talking about what he does for his day. And I'm not kidding. And I go, so, and he goes, what do you do? What's your day?
Starting point is 00:21:55 And he goes, well, you know, honestly, when I wake up, I have probably, you know, five espressos and And his wife goes, tell the truth. And he goes, well, probably more like 10 or maybe 10 or 14 espressos, 10 or 14 espressos, wait, it gets better. And then you know, I have some breakfast, but then I go and I, I have, you know, I'll start drinking some espresso martinis and I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:22:30 And I have, and I go, how many? And he goes, I mean, you know, probably five, six. She goes, she goes more than that. He goes, yeah, maybe 10. All espresso martinis. This is all before lunch. And then lunch, two bottles of wine. I was like, and the doctor looks at him and goes,
Starting point is 00:22:48 this is not a mystery. This is not a mystery. Like it was like, there's no point in having anything. You got to change your fucking lifestyle. It's like another really, this famous director goes, how do you have so much energy? I go, I don't know. He goes, can you help me?
Starting point is 00:23:02 I go, sure. I go, what do you want help? Because I just don't have the energy. He goes, can you help me? I go, sure. I go, what do you want help? Because I just don't have the energy. I want this energy you have. And I go, and he's like smoking. And I go, you could start by stopping the cigarettes. And he goes like this, he goes, no fucking way. I was like, oh, that's not good.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Well, there's no point in having a conversation here. But so are you going to do you, the main thing is it's going to be hard to quit drinking. That's a little scary. That's going to be tough. No, I took, well, what do you mean by hard? Well, do you feel like you're going to miss it, right? You're going to miss.
Starting point is 00:23:38 That's the thing. It's not like, so I had to cut it when we had COVID, when we all had COVID, I had to cut it out and it was not a big deal. Why'd you have to cut it out? Because I was like, I remember thinking that the headaches were 10 times worse. I would call Brian all the time too. Brian would call me and I'll have this crazy sensation in the back of my head.
Starting point is 00:23:54 So I was like, all right, I'm going to stop alcohol or whatever I'm doing, creating all that stuff. So I just stopped it even when I was really sick and I wanted to drink because it'll make me feel a little bit better. So I stopped it for like two weeks or something. How'd you feel? Oh yeah. Hey dude.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Oh, you mean when you had COVID. Yeah, but the thing is like when I stopped, it wasn't like, oh, I need a drink. It's just like, it is what it is. I just, I enjoy drinking. I told you guys this a million times. It's just fun. It creates a euphoric feeling in your body.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Like it's just a calming, chill feeling, which I enjoy. You just got to find something to replace that with that's healthy. Like cocaine. Cocaine, no, I've tried that, it's horrific. The problem is that you manage your addiction well. That's the insidious part of it all. If you saw me like stumbling around, being like, oh, and fucking up, then I get it, but no. I saw you when we went fishing.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Yeah, I know. And I was counting your drinks, I was like, this motherfucker can put them down and be completely normal. I had a girlfriend like that. Yeah, I'm on the other spectrum. I think you would actually be better if you stopped drinking. I think you're efficient now.
Starting point is 00:24:50 I think you'd be even better if you stopped drinking. I don't know what's going on here where you're functional. Great, congrats. Stop drinking and you'd be way better at everything. Yeah, my thing also is like facing as we get older, like what are we staying that way for, right? Like what's going on where maybe there's a routine. It's almost like a, what are you masking?
Starting point is 00:25:09 It's kind of weird. What are you masking? You know, that's, it's just an 100%. I agree with you guys. That's fine. Yeah. And I do, of course, if I stopped that be, do it to be healthier, probably happier, probably better at your job. Like you're a beast now, but you're a beast now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:24 Like you're a beast producer now. Like you're crazy if you don't think if you stop drinking, you get even better. No, I don't think that. You'd be so much better. You know, do you know that they, when they give people the, what's that thing where they put a belt around your stomach, gastric bypass or some shit like that. To lose weight. Yeah. So you don't eat as much.
Starting point is 00:25:43 You know that suicide rate for those people goes way up and it's because food is how they manage their emotions. Yeah, he just said, it's like a friend. Yeah, it's a friend. You're going to have to say bye to your friend. That's the saddest thing I've heard since I got here. I'll miss my friend, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:00 But you have a ton of friends, Jim. Not here. Yeah, you're drinking my booze. No, if I had a drinking problem, I'd be booze and hard. Yeah. But you have a ton of French, Jen. Not here. Yeah. You're drinking my booze. No, I do. If I had a drinking problem, I'd be booze and heartbreak. Over, under. Oh yeah. Let's not bet on my life, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Don't you feel so much better? I don't drink at all anymore. I don't even have a beer at night. When's the last time you had one, Brian? I just probably... Like even a glass of wine at dinner? The other day. Okay, so you still drink... But I had half a glass of wine because I just can't drink anymore that counts
Starting point is 00:26:28 No, I just can't drink anymore. Like I'll try to drink. I had a half glass one I was like, mmm. Yeah from I don't know what happened I literally it's not cuz I'm being disciplined because I something happened where I lost my taste for fucking even wine Yeah, I never was a drinker, right? I never really drank anyway, but no, you know, we got drunk. No, but you could put down some wine because you liked it. Sure. But I haven't touched anything for fucking I think that's really I did it way before all you cook started. Dude, we had so much everyone their mom. Hey, hey, don't call us.
Starting point is 00:26:58 No, so many people are doing it now though. Right. Like so many people like I don't drink and we're okay. I know. But you know, it's a good thing. My Tesla steering wheel, the pleather is coming off and it's driving me nuts. It's Brendan is like in there going, this is pleather though. You're a fucking cock. And so, bro, it's literally styrofoam with plastic over the steering wheel and it's coming off.
Starting point is 00:27:21 He's like, what do I do? I'm like, burn it. That giveaway vehicle that you have out there. I'm not going to say what it is. The Jeep. Oh no, people know. Okay. That's a hell of a Jeep, but I was making fun
Starting point is 00:27:30 of the color and you. Yeah. Pink. You wouldn't let me touch it. Pink. You got a little bit in my face. No, no, no, no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yeah. Those Teslas are so poorly made. They're just cheap. Yeah. They're great cars, but they're not interior. No, they're not reliable. They're very reliable. No, no. I've had but they're not interior. No, they're not reliable. They're very reliable. I've had them for nine years and never had a problem once.
Starting point is 00:27:50 The least reliable car. No, that's hilarious. They're the most reliable. Go ahead and bring that up, Jim. Tesla's great. No, no, no, no. They're the most. Because they're new. No, I've never had any problems with a Tesla. Rodentrack said that it's beyond.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Tesla's reliability has been a topic of discussion in general. They are not considered as reliable as many other cars. Here it goes. Sometimes place them in the bottom half of the brand surveyed. What the fuck? The fuck is this? Tesla models, especially Model S, Model X,
Starting point is 00:28:21 are known to have lower repair needs an average. They have a higher number of issues reported. The Model 3 and Model Y generally have better reliability, but they're still at the bottom half. I got the three. Yeah. Maybe I'll get a different car eventually. But it's expected.
Starting point is 00:28:41 It's a new, anytime a new company comes out, you're gonna have issues. Is that right? Yeah. Always, always. Let's take another break. I want to talk to you about something. Do you Brian, close your eyes, dude. Imagine what you would look like in six months from now. If your hair was thick.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I do it every day, all day. I know my eyes are open. And you can do that, dude. And you can make it happen three to six months. You could pick up your new hobby and get not that good at it yet. You could do about half of your new year's resolution. You could also just get that thick mane rolling. Look, what you're talking about, what you're talking about, dude, you're talking about getting your hair pills, your minoxidil, whatever it is that grows hair. Hems has got it.
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Starting point is 00:30:21 How is Porsche? I feel like they're not as popular. They, I don't, I don't want to talk this or sports with you. I just don't. I don't. They're the most popular car. You don't want to, they've never been, they don't want to get, you know, I don't Hey, they've never been hotter.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Porsche's never been hotter. Yeah. A GT three RS, like a GT three touring. They're so expensive. Yeah. Yeah. They're getting like 200,000 over MSRP. What?
Starting point is 00:30:47 Yeah. Porsche, they couldn't be hotter. Really? Yeah. They're massive. All right. It's all right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:56 The one thing you never want to do is say, you never want to take your own experience and apply it generally. If you're investing in a business, yeah, I don't think people do that anymore. Take it easy. Yeah. You're in town this weekend.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'll be in Europe, buddy. On my way to Europe this weekend. Oh, is that where the cruise starts? Yeah. No, I fly to Barcelona, Barcelona. Barcelona. I get on a ship there. We go to Sardinia, to Rome, Monte Carlo. It's all the places, but it's just me and the
Starting point is 00:31:29 kiddies. And you do it every year? Yeah. It's great though. It's getting all my kids under one roof is my favorite. And my dad, my mom. I started watching that because I was just
Starting point is 00:31:39 thinking of you in the ocean. I started watching that Titanic. Remember that whole story like four years ago, remember that submarine with the billy nip? Yeah. And my dad, my mom, I started watching that because I was just thinking of you in the ocean. I started watching that Titanic. Remember that whole story like four years ago, remember that submarine with the billionaire? Yeah, yeah. There's a documentary on Netflix, bro. That's four years ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:54 No freaking way. That thing's wild. Yeah. Wild. Yeah. I can't believe they were fucking so stupid to do that. Well, it's my joke. You should see the ship.
Starting point is 00:32:03 When you have that much money and you run out of things to buy, you go, you wake up and say crazy shit. Like I want to see the Titanic. You can ask down to the lowest. I didn't realize where the Titanic said one and a half miles under the surface of the ocean. Yeah, I didn't realize it sank. You mean in the Arctic?
Starting point is 00:32:17 Um, yeah, right off of there. So it's 3,500 meters below sea level. Damn. So it's 2003. So what, two years ago, two years ago. Damn, that's a fast time coming out with a doc already, but they have all like the guy who created it, who passed away in the summer.
Starting point is 00:32:36 They just disintegrated, right? It just went, I'm hoping they show the footage. It's dark, but I'm hoping they show the footage when it goes under, when it he goes and just turns black. They have that. I think so. Did they say if they knew that they were going to die? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I fell asleep. Okay. Cause me and Joe were watching bed and I fall asleep to documentaries like this. So crazy. But you watch it, the thing's tiny man. And to close it, they have to, they have to drill. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:04 No thanks. They had to drill them in and it's literally like, you know, it's this fucking thick around the walls. Why? It is. You're sitting, they're all sitting there like this on the ground. There's no seats. They're just sitting on this flat surface.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Your back must be fucking. And you're cold. In fuego. Fuck that. No, it's, it's heat controlled and all that cold. And remember, remember on CNN and Fox, they had a oxygen timer. Remember when they were doing that?
Starting point is 00:33:28 It was like two days and six hours and six minutes to go. Two days, six hours. They have the, the safety guy on there who kept telling them that this wasn't safe. Really? Yeah. He went through it all.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I was like, you should not do this. What the fuck, man. And then they, again, I haven't finished the doc. They can't figure out how they were able to get past all these security checkpoints. No, I'm not interested. So it's like a little, it's a little, that's it right there. That's it. What?
Starting point is 00:33:58 There was like eight people in there. Come on. You're joking me. You're joking. That's it right there. That's it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's crazy is the Titanic stuff's interesting. Uh, especially the conspiracies, but have you ever seen the size of Titanic and compared to the cruise ship you're going on? They're tiny. It's like a modern fucking tugboat these days. No, but at the time it was a big deal.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I would never do that. I don't see why you want to go that far down. The one rich dude from the middle East who died with his son. And so it's dark man. Yeah. But the billionaire it's like, what are you doing? But because you just get, you run out of shit to buy. Yeah. The guy on the far right and the billing. You want to go to space or, or under the, or two
Starting point is 00:34:51 and a half miles under the surface of the ocean. You want to go to the coldest, darkest, wettest part of the planet. When you have that much money, there's something weird that happens. I don't get it. Look at that. And then it has the family members talking on
Starting point is 00:35:04 there, how they had to stay off social media. They're like, cause so many G's something weird that happens. That I don't get it. Look at that. And then it has the family members talking on there, how they had to stay off social media. They're like, cause so many jokes about the Titanic. Ah, it's so sad. It's horrible. It's so sad, even though it's in my special. Is it? Yeah, but it's, it's more of a general idea of what
Starting point is 00:35:19 happens to you when you have too much money. I think that's what I remember seeing. Yep. They're just all what I remember seeing. Yep. They're just all sitting there. Yeah. Like your back. If I had to sit that thing for hours, your back, cause it's not fast. No, you're down there.
Starting point is 00:35:31 They were in there for a hot second. No thanks. I have no interest in that. Yeah. It's interesting. Cause they have the safety board guy on there talking, he's like, I fuck, I went through things saying all that, like they should not
Starting point is 00:35:41 be doing this and no one listened. Really? No, the billionaire was like, nah, we're good. That's ridiculous. Clostrophobia. No, not for me. I could never. Not for me.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Look at him just chilling like that. Just, just for. It is almost, I was about to say that. It's almost always white dudes in there, you know, for. But then there's that middle Eastern dude with his son, his chubby son, who jumped down there. But the people that are real, the real enthusiasts, the explorers.
Starting point is 00:36:11 It's worth the watch. Those are the same guys that go to the top of mountains and stuff. Look at that. You're just all chill in there. That's how they died. That's amazing. And it just crushed like, they say like a can, like a diaductive pepper. They didn't feel anything. No. All the pressure. You just get completely crushed.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Game set match. Yeah. Boom. Wow. That's really wild. Isn't that crazy? Look at that fucking thing. They're just all chilling and think when
Starting point is 00:36:40 they're like, oh fuck, we're stuck. Did they hear it? They heard something, a popper. I don't know Oh fuck, we're stuck. Did they hear it? They heard something a popper. I don't know. Yeah. Again, I fell asleep. By the way, it's only, um, 20 feet across. Wow.
Starting point is 00:36:55 It's not big. No. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, uh, submarines in general. Fuck submarines in general. Agree. I knew a guy who was on, spent six months on a Fuck submarines in general. Fuck submarines in general. Agreed. I knew a guy who was on, spent six months on a submarine.
Starting point is 00:37:08 He said, we, at the end of our thing, you run out of food, even in the military, and we had a giant, giant tub of peanut butter. So we lived on peanut butter and Wonderbread for the last like two weeks. I could do that. You couldn't even shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Yeah. My pops in the Navy, that was his thing, submarines. Fuck off. And he's tall. Your dad. Yeah. My pops in the Navy, that was his thing, submarines. Fuck off. And he's tall. Your dad's tall. He lived on a submarine for fucking years. Really?
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah. Oh my God. That's a stoic dude on a submarine. No sunlight. Fuck you. But they would stop at ports and shit and jump out. Yeah. It's like all the guys would go to the bars and whore houses.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I'd walk, travel and learn. I was like, gay. Gay. I was like, gay, gay. I was going to say. And with the boys. Yeah. Fun. Yeah. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah. I've been surrounded by dudes this whole time. Yeah. I'm not going to be banging you. So I'm going to go have sex. I'm going to get nuts in these fellow sailors. I'm going to get drunk and have sex. I'm going to do all the shit and I'll do blow.
Starting point is 00:38:00 How about that? And this $20 and go so far. Oh yeah. Yeah. What do you have? Drugs? I'll do those. I'm not even a drug guy. I'll do, I'll do your drugs too. Okay. I'm a splurge. See you later. I'll be down this dark alley. I'm a splurge and I get a hundred dollars. I'm getting seven wars. But what about Chlamydia and gonorrhea? Oh, I don't care. I'll just take a fucking pill. That's what sailors are known for.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Yeah. Hey doc, hey submarine doc. Give me some antibiotics. It burns when I'm getting loose. Hey, do we have extra antibiotics? I'm getting loose tonight. Get real loose. Been around boys, eating fish up the fucking wazoo. I gotta become a lake guy too, man.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Everyone around me has golf carts and boats. I gotta become a lake guy. Boats, nice. Boat is good up there. Water ski, wakeboard. I just didn't grow up around the lakes. Everyone's doing it. Like they went out lake. Boats. Nice. Boat is good up there. Water ski, wakeboard. I just didn't grow up around the lake. So everyone's doing it. Like they went out yesterday and asked us to go.
Starting point is 00:38:49 I was like, I'm good. Yeah. You'll, uh, you can get real, you can get real bored of that. You can do a jet ski, but after a while you're like, mm. Yeah. No, I'm not like you, dude. I enjoy it. Like Alaska, that was the best trip I've ever been on.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I could do that every weekend. I loved it. Really? Loved it. Loved it. Like Alaska, that was the best trip I've ever been on. I could do that every weekend. I loved it. Really? Loved it. Loved it. Chin on here fishing is your thing, dude. That's what you just fucking put down the bear, pick up the fish. I will definitely be fishing once I get settled in. My neighbor will show me the fishes he catches in that Lake Travis, the bass and shit. Bro, you're fucking big.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Basses are fun, but I like catching fish to eat, to catch and cook, bro. Really fucking big. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Basses are fun, but I like catching fish to eat, to catch and cook. That's my thing. But he catches them releases. Yeah. Why you can't catch them and eat. You can.
Starting point is 00:39:33 There's certain, but I actually looked it up because obviously I'm moving here. There's like certain fish that you can't, you should definitely not eat. And like Travis, and they tell you like how many times in a month you should be eating certain fish. Why is that? Just like, you know that shitty fish parasites and all that kind of stuff Wow? Yeah, it is what it is but with boats burn my skin the thing that I freak out about with boats I really want to get a boat too, but Having a trailer and backing it up into the launch ramp dude. I've done it a few times and it is freaking well There's this place in my community where you can just rent it. Yeah, they take care of all yeah But I mean you want your own book. No, I don't know. No, I if I I'm not buying a boat. I'm not that stupid
Starting point is 00:40:11 I want a pontoon. Yeah, pontoons are the best man. Yeah They're huge they're huge and they're just flat they're easier to make yeah, they're funner for the kiddo out there And I'm like, I don't. Instead of going fast and all that shit. I don't give a shit. There's some really, really fast pontoons as well, but these are... Look, it's like... Oh, that's great. It's awesome. It's so comfortable. It's chill.
Starting point is 00:40:32 There you go. Yeah. That's all I need. That's nice. You can... There's a place you just pay a membership and then you can reserve jet skis, boats, pontoons. That's it. And then you just leave everything. Way better.
Starting point is 00:40:42 They take you... Way better. Way better. It's like, this is a super fast pontoon. I think there's a Bentley. There's one though called a Bentley, I think. That's so much better though to rent a pontoon. I'm just gonna run anyways. I don't need to own a boat.
Starting point is 00:41:00 You're right. There is Bentley. Yeah, they're cool. The new ones are super cool. And everyone has a golf cart in my neighborhood. Everyone gets around golf carts. He's like dad. We need golf car. I'm like, alright, I Don't know shit about golf carts. Do you guys ever go golfing? Never have the time. I mean you never tried it though. I've tried it. Yeah, it's just it's not my thing. Yeah, right Golfing. Yeah. A lot of golf.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Do you enjoy it? I like being doing it with my dad overall. Um, maybe it's too weak a word. Yeah, I just don't have the, I know Casey loves it. We can't have a chest. Well, it's, it had a huge boom during COVID. Huge boom. Golfing blew the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:41:41 But, uh, the dads in my neighborhood do it too. I don't have fucking, I don't get it. I have five hours on a Saturday morning just if I'm retired, maybe. Yeah. I guess you could pick up when you're retired. Okay. Even it's just, it's a good hang.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Yeah. It's a hang. It's a good, it's a hang smoke cigars. If you like to drink and play golf. Oh, I started watching, speaking golf on this show, but that new, uh, what's that? What's his name? Ham?
Starting point is 00:42:10 What's John Ham? John Ham, that show on, uh, Apple, the neighbors. You don't want to talk about? No. Ooh, it's good. Oh, your friends. Fuck, it's good. Really?
Starting point is 00:42:20 Neighbors. Yeah. He gets, he was a big hedge fund guy. He gets fired and he lives in a super exclusive community in New York. And so he just starts robbing stuff from their house and selling it to make the bills. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Oh, wow. It's so fucking. I want to see it. Oh, it's good. Yeah. Don't, don't tell me anymore. I want to see it. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:42:39 It's on Apple. Yeah. I'm going to check it out. The watch 10 episodes. Your friends and neighbors. It's great. You know, Olivia month in it. Oh, Amanda Pete, his ex wife. She's great.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Yeah, it's great. You're stealing shit and pawning it to pay the bills. Let me ask you a question. Question, Brendan. I'm sure you mentioned it already many times, but why did you shave your head? The boys want to shave their head and they asked me to do it. And I was like, yeah, why not? And how do you feel?
Starting point is 00:43:18 I like it. Don't care. No, does it feel a lot better? So much easier. That's what I'm saying. I'm a fan. My mom always gets mad I wear hats all the time. My mom does. And my wife has been asking me to No, does it feel a lot better? Oh, it's so much easier. That's what I'm saying. I'm a fan. My mom always gets mad at how I wear hats all the time.
Starting point is 00:43:27 My mom does. And my wife has been asking me to shave my head forever. And I never was just like, no, no, no. Yeah, she loves shaving. It looks way better. And then the boys wanted to do it when they came out here because it was hot. And they're like, Dad, do it with us. And then so we all looked exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Shaving hair is one of the best feelings to me. Yeah, it's easy. I just take that two guard and do it myself now. And you could do like mini fades too to make it look really clean. Yeah, I can't do fades yet. Let's make it crazy. I don't want to fuck my shit up.
Starting point is 00:43:53 You could fade, that's like super fadeable. Really? Yeah, that length. Yeah, I do tea embossies like once every week. There's fresh cuts. And Brian, when you, are you seriously you seriously going to get your hair done? Brian has no choice but to have a shave. I'm never doing that and I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Oh, now you're not doing it. Because they are about, they're less than two years away less than from that peptide that grows hair within seven days, so I'm waiting for that. Hell yes. For real. It's very, very promising. That's going to be the number one selling fucking peptide.
Starting point is 00:44:28 I'm so hungry. And now they got those myostatin inhibitors. So all this like, like I was talking about my kids were telling me. Yeah. My girls are telling who's got his PhD in physiology and he's, he's a, he was saying they are in, I think stage three human trials of these myostatin inhibitors. So in about five years, maybe a little more, you will take essentially a pill and it will, like the way those M-PIC does, it will. Build lean muscle. It'll build lean muscle.
Starting point is 00:44:57 They have it right now. They probably have it right now. Your boy said five days, five years? Yeah, they have it now. Talk to, bring them at Ways and Wells. Really? Yeah, they have it right now. They have it right now. They have it right now.
Starting point is 00:45:06 People use it all the time. Let's take a little break, Brandon, because I want to talk to you about auto parts. I need auto parts. Where do I go if I want windshield wipers? Bro, it's the first thing I did when I moved to Austin. I said, where's the nearest O'Reilly's? My word, it's only two miles away. That's right.
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Starting point is 00:46:31 Is that peptide though? Yep. Yeah, well this is a little bit different. This is a myostatin inhibitor. Your body has these, when we were on Savannah, building too much muscle got in the way, you had to feed that muscle. So it made more sense to be skinnier.
Starting point is 00:46:49 We evolved to have these myoset inhibitors. I don't know what happened to people like you. But for the most part, I have a lot of that in me. But there's ways to, they have these fucking pills where you will start putting on muscle. Now I'm telling you, it's available right now. With zero side effects. I don't know if it's available to everybody, but it's on the market.
Starting point is 00:47:11 I know for a fact. Yeah, but this is not a peptide. No, but the myo-inhibitor, they have that. Is that right? It's out. Huh. It's out. Really?
Starting point is 00:47:20 Again, I don't know if it's available to the masses, but you can get it. Wow. There you go. That makes sense. You can get it. If it's an experimentation. I know people on it right now. Really? Again, I don't have to be able to the masses, but you can get it. Wow. There you go. That makes sense. You can get it. If it's an experimentation. I know people on it right now. Really? Yep. There you have it. What else you got, Jen? All right. Some current events. You guys are just talking about Big J. Okerson and Luis J. Gomez. They were looking at a video of Dave Portnoy freaking out on his employee.
Starting point is 00:47:47 I'll play this for you. I love Dave. But you'll see it's kind of makes him look bad. You just want me to kick him out, not mention it, not care that this guy. Shut up. If you just want me to ignore it. Don't tell me to shut up! Shut the f**k up you bald f**k!
Starting point is 00:48:08 Okay, go ahead. How's that? Oh, it's killed. I'll never recover from that, Dave. Go ahead, continue. I'll never recover. Well, you're the one who's like, oh, big boss man, don't tell me. I'll tell you, you work for me! Okay, go ahead, continue. You work for me. I look like the nicest boss on earth.
Starting point is 00:48:24 You're literally saying people should be allowed to make true jokes say whatever they want right now Yes, I think they should be allowed to make jokes So how many mother Jews have a kid before you stop? Also, he was doing a pizza review recently and someone yelled at him if you want to watch it place is very cool on the inside We got it Frankie lasani's whole story, which almost seemed borderline not believable see there we go alright so you coming out loud what happened to this guy you can't let the trolls know what pop there's well look let me only admit and finish that you're an idiot okay you're literally saying people should be allowed to make true jokes.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Say what they want right now. I think you should be allowed to make jokes. So how many motherfucking Jews have to take the screw in a light bulb? Yeah, it's I think that Dave, he's Jewish and he's Jewish. It's a, and there are people being killed because they're Jews and he doesn't have any sense of humor about it. So sometimes there are things in life that you just can't get over, man. And I get it.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I get it. And also, you know, obviously he runs hot, you're not going to get to the level of success that he has without having some of that mainstream. Yeah, and I think he says a lot of things he regrets. You look at Elon, you look at Trump, you look at all that. Elon does the same thing. I think some people are very impulsive, and then they feel bad after they do that.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Because I'm sure he feels bad about it. He's not a bad guy. I mean, Dave Portnoy is not a bad guy. He's just passionate. He's a little bit like Dana. Dana's that way. Correct. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Okay. This is very tragic. It just happened. India. It's an actual passenger plane with 242 people. It crashed. Right after takeoff. Yep. There is footage. Crashed into a city? It crashed into a hostel full of like, you know, students, I believe. So, but do they know why it crashed or that just happens though? Only thing that they they're saying right now is the flaps might not
Starting point is 00:50:35 have been in the correct position, but yeah, or is there actual footage of it? There is, but let's see if it's on here. Fiery blaze, man. What a terrible way to go. Yeah, that sucks. I'll find it real quick. Yeah, that's not good.
Starting point is 00:51:00 That sucks. See Elon recanted his, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's like Billy Madison's. I'm sorry, baby. Well, you don't want to pick a fight with this is right after takeoff. Jesus Christ. And then And then, uh, it's terrible. I freaking hate a lot of jet fuel.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Yeah. You're gonna playing after this, Jen. I know, dude. I hate that. Did you get nervous flying? It's always like what case Brendan freaking put it in my head. Turn during takeoff. I'm just like, take off from this.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Yeah. Then landing on your in the air. You're good. Take off and landing when you're going to crash the landing. Some landings are so terrifying. You can just feel like, going, yeah. Damn, that's fucking messed up. It sucks. Okay. Uh, Brian Wilson, he was 82. He died of dementia.
Starting point is 00:52:02 I think yesterday. Um, the reason why this is pretty crazy is cause Manson, I feel like, huh? Manson. Keep going. Huge artists believe that he was like one of the most impressive songwriters in the world. So even Paul McCartney from the Beatles said he wrote the greatest song that's ever been written. God only knows. You know that song, right? Yeah. from the Beatles said he wrote the greatest song that's ever been written. God Only Knows. You know that song, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:26 No. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, it was on the HBO series. How's it go? I'll play it for you. God Only Knows. You remember the HBO show with the Mormons? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Really? I don't have HBO, remember? It's old show. I figured Brian would know this out of anyone. Super famous song. I figured Brian would know this out of anyone. Super famous song. I know this song. I may not always love you. You've got to know this song, right?
Starting point is 00:52:51 I'm not sure I'm supposed to love you. Do you know it or not, man? Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's a song. Yeah, no, I was just listening to it. It's really wild to hear him how he sings it. It's all over the scale, right? Yeah, but it's beautiful the way it's like.
Starting point is 00:53:04 And his voice is so weird. It's ooh, to hear him how he sings it. It's all over the scale, right? Yeah, but it's beautiful the way it's like. His voice is so weird. It's too, you know. And even Bob Dylan said he was a genius too. So yeah. Bob Dylan's still alive? Yeah. Holy shit. It's just crazy.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I didn't realize that either. So they did that biopic. Wait, hold on, is he? Yeah, he's still alive. Okay. Double check, but I do believe he's still alive. Yes. Does Bob Dylan like the greatest songwriter ever?
Starting point is 00:53:24 He's one of the greats. He's 84. That's 84 years old. So that's exactly right. Brian Wilson's time. Uh, I'm pretty sure Brian Wilson, uh, kicked it with Manson. Brian Wilson and Charles Manson type in Brian Wilson, Charles Manson. I might be getting the bands confused.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Did have some interactions specifically through his brother. I'm thinking of his brother, who was a close friend of Manson's side becoming a singer songwriter. Yeah. So Dennis Wilson had, he's one of the, if you believe all of it, he's the reason Manson kicked off HILTER Skelter because he's supposed to get a contract. I said Dennis Wilson even arranged for Manson to record demos of the, if you believe all of it, he's the reason Manson kicked off Hilt or Skelter because he's supposed to get a contract.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Well, he said Dennis Wilson even arranged for Manson to record demos and polish studio productions at Brian Wilson's home studio. And so you know, so you know what Manson did is he found out where Dennis Wilson lived and he had his girls. So he put them like by their house kind of, and then apparently Dennis Wilson was a real fucking dick slinger. So all these girls like ladies, let's go. Takes them to the house, fucks all of them.
Starting point is 00:54:29 And like, Oh, you got to meet our like guru. He's like, yeah, bring him up. And it was Charles Manson. So Charles Manson lived with them. Oh boy. Yeah. And then they couldn't get them out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:39 But then he had them, uh, do record and stuff like that, but apparently Manson like just freaked the fuck out in front of all these executives and shit, didn't work out. But he, and then Manson actually wrote a song for them, for the Beach Boys, they used it and didn't give Manson credit.
Starting point is 00:54:55 And that's why when they went to that Terry Melcher's house to kill him, that's why then Terry wasn't there, he moved and Manson's an idiot, didn't know. But the reason he got upset is they recorded, he wrote the song, they recorded it and didn't give him any credit. Jesus. Look up beach boy song written by Charles Manson. It's a legit hit too.
Starting point is 00:55:15 And Manson wrote it. So that's what pissed him off. He's a cold up. So he came to him was like, you owe me money, dude. Where the fuck's my money for writing the song? Damn. Never. Beach Boys record song, Never Learn Not to
Starting point is 00:55:27 Love, which was originally written by Charles Manson as Cease to Exist. The Beach Boys, particularly Dennis Whitson altered Manson's original lyrics, record as Never Learn Not to Love, release it on the B side to the Bluebirds over the mountain single in 1968. Manson was present during the recording, but
Starting point is 00:55:42 did not contribute to it. He's wrote it though. Wow. And that's what set Manson off. He's like, but did not contribute to it. He's wrote it though. Wow. And that's what set Manson off. He's like, you owe me fucking money, dude. At the very least credit. Yeah. That's why he's like any credit and money.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Like you guys are how many albums do you sell? This, the more I go into this, the more I realize how many people steal other people's songs. Yeah. It's kind of crazy, man. Even a Led Zeppelin, which sucks. I heard those. I was like, damn Zeppelin. Zeppelin stole songs? Yeah. Whose?
Starting point is 00:56:13 Well, they stole riffs. They stole like, like, or Dazed and Confused. Like if you hear, they did. They made the songs better. Yeah, but I mean, they were so, Led Zeppelin is so prodigiously talented. They're just fucking different. So yeah, but they never gave credit for the riffs. Like those were old blues riffs. But I was listening to, I forget who, it was Pharrell or someone big and he was saying,
Starting point is 00:56:42 cause now people are like, especially with Homeboy, the guy from game of Thrones, what's his name? You love him, he's a great, he got sure. Ed Sheeran. He was kind of defending me. He's like now, because there's so much music out, there's only so many chords you can play. He's like, so there's a lot of similarities. This is a little different. Watch. Yeah. Bring up, bring up the, the the similarities. Like, their biggest hits. With lead. Like, their biggest hits.
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Starting point is 00:59:13 the 18th good luck dry fast all gas calm in fact the song bring it on home was originally written by Willie Dixon in 1963 and performed by Sonny Boy Williamson in 1963. 1963. That's very similar. Same song. That's okay. But there's a lot of these examples.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Yeah. You know what? They took it and ran with it though, didn't they? Yeah, they did. They ran with it. Kind of frowned upon. Bring it on home. But they didn't give me any credit or money.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah, that's not good. But it gets worse actually. It gets worse. If you actually go down this, it's like, I was like, yeah, I was like, damn. And they keep doing it? I was like, fuck, that's a lot of songs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Like when those riffs are complicated, like, you know, I'm not a musician, but it's like, the signature riffs. Like we'll sketch in. Let's see here. So Daniel Cormier has given up kind of giving kind of an update on Ben Askren because there were rumors online that he passed away. That night that we did the episode of a funky in the champ.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Yeah. Him and Ben are close. Ben was complaining about some issues going said, uh, he had some, uh, infections. He had a really tough time when he wanted, wanted, went to that Bitcoin convention Vegas. He was stuck there for a while. And then he's home with his family. I'll report to you guys that he's now back at home in Wisconsin. He's with his family, his beautiful wife, Amy, and everybody's just kind of praying
Starting point is 01:00:37 that Ben gets better. We can start moving forward with a life for Ben. It's so sad. I don't know what, how at times five things that's happened. So, and so good. Yeah, he's, he's not out of the woods. I actually know that for a fact and keep going down. It says, no, our friend Ben Askin has not passed away, but the situation is still dire praying for him. A hero in wrestling committee, MMA champion,
Starting point is 01:00:58 one time boxer who could do anything, put himself in any situation to care of his family and kids. Yeah. And then it goes on to say, hold on, do thetime boxer, who could do anything, put himself in any situation to care for his family and kids, yeah. And then it goes on to say, hold on, do the right thing and take care of them as well, protect the kids, do not share unconfirmed information. It's true, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:15 He's having a hard time. Okay. Do do do. Next event, there's a back and forth with Simone Biles and Riley Gaines. If you remember Riley Gaines, she was that swimmer that competed against Leah Thomas, who was like the first openly trans swimmer.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Tied with- The dude? Yeah, the dude, tied with him. And then she became- The dude who sucked at swimming against men and decided that he was gonna cheat. Started killing it, yeah. So anyway, by the way, if people don't know,
Starting point is 01:01:42 Riley Gaines had to be in the locker room with Leah Thomas, and then she literally saw him next to her, yeah, him or whatever, next to her with his dick still in, you know, his dick is still there. Yeah, that must be great for a woman to deal with that shit. To protect women. Since then, she became an activist, which is great.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And she's killing it. Smart girl thing. Or she said, like everybody in swimming, who really understand swimming, that there's no way a man, that a woman can compete with a fucking man. And this is ridiculous. And she won, what did she win? She won NCAA.
Starting point is 01:02:14 She, they gave, they gave fucking this man, this man, Leah, whatever the fuck his name is, the NCAA title. And said, if you, if you question that, you're a bigot and shatter her down. She had, she had for her own safety had to barricade herself in a, in a, in a room. Yeah. S- scumbags.
Starting point is 01:02:34 And Riley Gaines talking about in swimming, she was talking about on Roganhound swimming, you know, like the backstroke, the, the, the breaststroke, all that. Like with women, it's different. Like you specialize in one thing, but because he was a dude, like he crushed everyone in every stroke, like in all the things she's like, it's just not normal. Yeah. Like usually you're, you specialize in this and you're pretty good at this.
Starting point is 01:02:56 He just beat everyone, everything. Of course. Cause he's so much faster. Of course. It's not that he's the best. He's a man. He's a man. He's a giant man.
Starting point is 01:03:03 And then getting fucking awards for it. Simone Biles for some on by that shit. Look at Simone Biles You're truly sick all of this campaigning because you lost a race Wow straight-up sore loser You should be uplifting the trend ever lost to a man You should be uplifting the trans community impress finding a way to make sports inclusive or creating a new Avenue We're trans you feel safe in sports, maybe transgender category in all sports. Wow. But instead you bully them. One thing's for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around. Wow. And that is the most disappointing thing I've ever heard. So, both are your own size, which would ironically be a male. And Riley gains is five, five.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Oh, wow. 30 pounds. Simone Biles swung and whiffed on this one, didn't she? Oh, I think she read the comments. It's like, oh, not everyone agrees with me. 30 pounds. Simone, Simone Biles swung and whiffed on this one. Didn't she? Oh, I think she read the comments. It's like, Oh, not everyone agrees with me. I thought. Did she get crushed for this? No, destroyed. She issued an apology. Oh really? It's 2025.
Starting point is 01:03:55 She should because she's- If it's 2021, your virtual signal is going to work now? Yeah. Stick to tumbling. Not, you sound like you're completely clueless Well, you lost my vote fuck off Mm-hmm. There's that and also Justin Baldoni's 400 million defamation lawsuit just got tossed out but Blake live Stopped her thing too. Oh, did she? No, she, they streamlined the thing, which is she's not suing him for emotional distress.
Starting point is 01:04:29 That's just an added claim that they get rid of. But it's going to trial. Isn't there something fishy with this, Jen? Like the judge, is his brothers involved with Hollywood? The judge's brother's Doug Lyman, I believe, and then he worked with Blake Lively before, and there's rumors that he's close, or he's cool with Blake Lively's family.
Starting point is 01:04:48 So that's also a thing. That's true. The only thing about this lawsuit that a lawyer will tell you is that- Her perspective. Yeah, so what really happens, I think it's thrown out based on a slap motion, which is Blake Lively and her husband, who I don't think and, and, um, her husband,
Starting point is 01:05:06 who I don't think are good people by the way, but, but they are able to say, yeah, if you can say, I thought I believe truly that he was doing X, Y, and Z therefore I behaved this way. That would be exercising your, that's your opinion. If you really believed it, then you weren't acting with malice Remember you can sue somebody for defamation if you can prove malice if you can prove that they are trying to hurt you But she's gonna come out looking very bad. So is he I she's lost in the public eye I think so she's taking and if this trial comes out and he's presenting all his evidence with that guy Michael Friedman who's a beast
Starting point is 01:05:44 Enjoy that shit, you know, but I's a beast. Uh, enjoy that shit. You know, but I can't believe that the whole lawsuit was thrown out, especially the New York Times, who, who really seemed to have edited out and cherry picked, you know, based on cherry picked the, the, what really happened in the evidence to favor Blake Lively's point of view on this. So I get why.
Starting point is 01:06:04 She's taking such a hit though, in the public eye. I hope so. And Ryan Reynolds. I hope so. She's not a good person, but Hollywood's behind her. She's so hot. The machine's behind her. She's so hot though.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Yeah. Gerald. The machine's behind him and her. You know, a lot of times he's the one who's going to pay a price. He'll be out. But he was also the guy who was like the male feminist and all that. He's also a little cheesy. Yeah Yeah, I don't like you any one involved. Yeah, he's annoying the boy gladly. I mean
Starting point is 01:06:31 Well, she tried to her. It's okay. She tried to murder him in my opinion I think she made all of that shit up. I do not think he did anything that she accused him up I think she's a really bad person. I don't know. I think they all sucked She tried to take over the fucking the show They all suck, but she sucks. And I've never heard a lot of good things about Ryan Reynolds. I know, she's attractive, so I forgive her.
Starting point is 01:06:51 She's gorgeous. I know, I forgive her. Girl, things happen. You date her, you move her into your house. Yeah, she's easy on the eyes. What else she got you? I didn't even know she got a nose job. Very well done, too. Did you see her before didn't know she got a nose job. Very well done too.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Did you see her before nose? I was like wow. You know what's funny dude? Let's take a little break because We've been a little off and I blame Magic Mind because they haven't sent the Magic Mind Max to the new studio yet. We have a refrigerator. Where's it at
Starting point is 01:07:22 you? We need it. My Max I got some. I got some. It's it at? You. We need it. My max. Did you email it to my, I got some, I got some. It's in my, it's in my fridge. Now here's the reason it's taken a long time to get to us. You want another real reason? They're selling out. They're sold out. I know, but I told them it was going to be a game changer.
Starting point is 01:07:37 You got to take care of your boys. I know they did, but I was like, Hey, I literally said to Will, I was like, Hey, Will, I'm waiting here. What's going on? And he goes, I know, we're sold out, give me some time. Look, look, I think it's the only product on the market that has time released caffeine. They use the same technology pharmaceutical companies use
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Starting point is 01:08:15 Send the Max. You and I are caffeine bucks. Maxed up, Magic Mind. Couple caffeine cats, you know what I mean? Yeah. Couple caffeine cats. I like my nicotine, I like my caffeine. I like my creatine. And big dicks.
Starting point is 01:08:27 And big dicks, dude. Why not? Plastic surgery is the shit. I'm going to get myself, I could take some down off my nose. If she can, look at that, dude. You kidding me right now? She had a honker.
Starting point is 01:08:39 No, she has a little butt nose. Right there, she looks like she's going, oh, still cute by the way, still cute, but there's. Still a fucking dime. Should I get, should I get some stuff done? You're too old, man. But look weird at this age. Bring it down a little bit. Look at this. So weird ridge. You look like the black cop off of Dexter. You ever seen him? Dexter motherfucker. God, that'd be such a disaster to walk out. You ever seen the cop from Dexter bro. He had a fucking potato nose and then gets on Dexter. Look at him. Look at his nose. That's him.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Do it. Do it. Find out before. Yeah. Completely change his face. Oh no, that's not good. That's not good. Oh, it's so distracting. Dexter motherfucker. Bro, what the fuck are you doing? Keep your nose the other way. What are you doing? Oh, and it's one of those ones where you can just see for a while. Right when he came on camera.
Starting point is 01:09:35 Oh, fuck. Look at his nose. No, bro. You don't have to change your nose. He's so aggressive on Dexter. Dexter, I'm on to you, motherfucker. That's all he says. Every time I show him.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Dexter, you're a weird motherfucker. Yeah, bro. You don't need to do that shit. Dexter. Dexter, I'm on to you motherfucker. That's all he says. Every time I show him, Dexter, you a weird motherfucker. Yeah, bro. You don't need to do that shit to your nose. No, it's back in the day too. This is what happens when you start looking at yourself for too long in the mirror. Yeah. Don't do it. It ain't going to change. It's not going to make a lick of difference. Yeah. Oh shit. He was right about Dexter though. Give him that good cop. He was right about Dexter good cop It's a good cop motherfucker All right. I think this is gonna be the last one
Starting point is 01:10:10 She had sheriff that LA sheriff talking about like hey Whatever the media is telling you like my my officers are getting injured and shot at yeah, like Don't tell me there isn't real problems and riots going on. Did you see the press secretary for the white house? No. Oh my God. No, I wanted to see that. Yeah. Bring that up. She was, what a stupid question. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. I was sent to. I want to see this shit.
Starting point is 01:10:36 It's so funny. She was, that's a very stupid question. It was some liberal reporter, right? Said some shit. It's great. It's great. Jason Tomei goes, this really is a, yeah, she's a savage. Right there. Let's see if this is it. She goes, I have it right here too, Jen, this isn't it.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Let me know. President warned that any, um, protests on Saturday would be met with coerce, uh, clarify what kind of protest, uh, President Trump does support or find acceptable. President absolutely supports peaceful protests. He supports the first amendment. He supports the first amendment. clarify what kind of protest President Trump does support or find acceptable? The President absolutely supports peaceful protests.
Starting point is 01:11:07 He supports the First Amendment. He supports the right of Americans to make their voices heard. He does not support violence of any kind. He does not support assaulting law enforcement officers who are simply trying to do their job. It's very clear for the President what he supports and what he does not. Unfortunately for Democrats, that line has not been made clear clear and they've allowed this unrest and this violence to continue and the president has had to step in. So if there were peaceful protests on Saturday for the president's parade, President Trump would allow that. Of course the president supports
Starting point is 01:11:36 peaceful protests. What a stupid question. What a stupid question. Next question. Of course he supports. What a stupid question. I love it. She's a little savage. She's great. Yeah, great. Unlike Corrine Jean-Pierre who lied through her teeth the whole time. The present is. I have trouble keeping up with them.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Sharp as a tack. Sharp as a tack and so condescending to everybody who asks questions. What else you got, Jim? Is that it? You want it to be at her? Yeah. I'm going to be at her. attack sharp as attack and so condescending to everybody who asks questions. What else you got, Jim? Is that it?
Starting point is 01:12:07 You want to beat that? You want it to be at her? Yeah, let's do one more. All right. So I saw this from Tom de Blas. He's fighting the UFC. He's a very well-known Jiu-Jitsu guy. He posted this video.
Starting point is 01:12:18 He posted this video about a guy at a dog park going after a pit bull. There's not much context to it, but they I'll just say, right, who's wrong? He's asking who's right. The man or the result. You shouldn't be taking a dog to dog parks. They were not a pit bull. So, yeah, this is that's another thing.
Starting point is 01:12:37 This is a disease is have them in the backyard. Get away, get away from my dog! Oh, you got a Karen. She's crazy. Stop staring at him, dude. Stop staring at him, dude. Go away! Stop staring at him, dude. Go away!
Starting point is 01:12:56 Okay, call the cops. This is a... Stop staring at him, dude. Stop staring at him, dude. I'm not human. Stop staring at him, dude. I'm not human. Dude, you're staring down on the dog. It's your behavior.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Stop staring at the dog. Well, he's getting low with that. He's a bad motherfucker. I like that guy because that dog's trying to come at him. And he's trying to come at the, he's trying to come at the, uh, that dog's dangerous. Yeah. But apparently that pit bull attacked other dogs in the dog park. That dog is dangerous.
Starting point is 01:13:25 So A, that dog, that's on the owner. But then also they're saying this guy should be a dog trainer and he should audition for Jackass. He's not, he's not a trainer. He's fucking batshit crazy. Yeah. That's a dangerous dog though. That pit bull, fuck man.
Starting point is 01:13:39 It's clearly a shitty owner. Pit bulls are great. You just got to train them. Who's right? Guy got balls. Look at him. He me. That it's clearly a shitty owner. Pit bulls are great. You just got to train them. It was right. Guy got balls. I'll give him that.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Yeah. I was challenging the pit bull. But what happened before? Like, how did that, how did they get there? What happened? Apparently that pit bull attacked the dog. Yeah. Apparently it was trying to go after the dog and then also him.
Starting point is 01:14:03 And he was trying to tell them, but I don't know if it's true or not. So who knows what's going on, but either way Well, I know it's true cuz I can see that dog being aggressive toward him. Definitely have it can't have that dog And he was just trying to serve that woman is that? Moron get out of my dog. She's screaming. That's how you get a dog hands to she's getting the dog amped Put your dog on a leash dummy put your dog on a leash and get the dog out of there. That can't be a dog bark. That's on the owner. That owner shouldn't be around either.
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