The Fighter & The Kid - Scientology Speedruns & Conor’s UFC Return | TFATK Ep. 1191

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

From Conor McGregor’s return to Scientology speedruns, Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen, and Nick Simmons cover a little bit of everything on this episode of The Fighter and The Kid. The guys debate Conor’s possible UFC comeback against Max Holloway and why jumping straight into a five-round fight after years away could be a nightmare matchup for him.They also get into Tom Cruise, Scientology, Hollywood weirdness, John Cena’s insane size, the viral Scientology “speedrun” clips, and why fame seems to make people strange. The crew reacts to Joe Rogan addressing the Theo Von backlash, the George Floyd roast controversy, Netflix fight numbers, UFC fighter pay, viral culture, Sydney Sweeney’s latest role, and Kim Kardashian’s Skims truck being tied to a cocaine bust.Other topics include Max Holloway vs Conor McGregor, UFC comeback fights, Scientology in Hollywood, Joe Rogan and Theo Von, Tony Hinchcliffe’s roast jokes, Tom Cruise’s family situation, John Cena, The Rock, Sydney Sweeney, Netflix viewership, and the internet’s obsession with outrage.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkO'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER that’s oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - See if you could save when you switch to Progressive. You’ll feel good about making a savvy choice. Visit https://www.progressive.com/ and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Yeah, we're fucking good, chin. Yeah, we're good. We're real, pal. Couple, couple, one, two, three, Jack guys, right, guys? I'm Jack. Dude, you're looking.

I'm nothing. I'm looking there. This way. He looks exactly the same. I took my shirt off. I took my shirt off, and I was doing jitza with all the boys. I took my shirt off. And they all go like this.

They go, dude, they go, you're looking. I can see that. They go, all right, man, you're looking good. looking for it. And then they go like this, they go, your chest. Yeah, it's like, yeah. And then my buddy, my buddy, Tyson goes, get up, maybe off the dose, huh? Your chest is like an in.

They kind of like, yeah, they were just like, nah, man, yeah, you fucking, your stomach. Your chest and arms. You look exactly the same. I will give you credit. I've met you, what, four or five years ago now? You've been able to, like, you've aged and you're still the same, which is good. Well, I work out every day.

Problem is, I break down. I tried to keep up with Tim Kennedy yesterday. He's back from overseas. You always look the same until, because I think as we see each other so much, and then just out of the blue, like I'll see like a thumbnail. I'm like, oh, fuck, we're getting older. Oh, Baba. Like you'll see a thumbnail and like, oh, shit.

My buddy goes 15 years ago sent me a video of myself. Dark hair, handsome cutie pie like this, energy 15 years ago. I'm like, oh, jeez, father time. I feel like I look my best now I do too you don't have to bring this shit up gin but um but also with uh you're bringing up it depressed

you look we're in way better shape like me and joanna we're doing something she brought up a picture from like seven years ago I was legit about 280 she was about 160 and I would yeah and she hadn't been missing any meal I was like you guys were in a bulk oh my god

yeah and she goes why wouldn't anybody tell us I'm like I you look good not really my face was so Well, you were also, well, drinking heavily, but still. You were doing the Adderall and drinking. Yeah. Your faith, I would come up and I'd be like, do you have a peanut allergy? What the fuck is going on here?

You got fat on atoral? Yeah. Dude. How do you get fat on it? I was too depressed to do anything, but I would just, you know, it's like when you're so seasick on a fucking boat and you see a whale, but you don't tell anybody you're just like, oh, whale. Like, I was so fucking out of it.

He was out of it. He's numb and himself. He's just like, he's just drinking at, fucking 10 in the morning some tough in the morning his face was like this really he would have

a tumbler and he was and you know he can drink he doesn't really get drunk he can just be like I'm gonna drink the problem with him is he doesn't it doesn't really affect him you don't see you don't see him drunk he's just too big

yeah I get that too I get like that hey Arnold look where my only my cheeks get wider chunky monkey I can't drink or else it just goes to the face in the stomach yeah I get that British look.

I don't. Those are some tough years. Those were some tough years. Were you like a classy drunk where you drink with like one of those giant ice cubes? Sometimes I just drink whatever. I'd just do whatever. Yeah, get on here and just get starch.

There's a little addict in him, you understand. Were you still lifting then? Yeah. Yeah? He's disciplined. Never stopped. Yeah?

But just, you know. Probably strong as shit at 280 pounds. Yeah. I'm stronger now. Are you? Because I was like a blow. loaded 280. Yeah.

Your adrenals apparently has something to do with how much you lift. You know that? Your adrenal glands, like your adrenal glands are healthy, apparently. So, people do the smelling glands.

Yeah, that's why it's like, sheds up their adrenaline. Yeah, I didn't realize that. One time, I used to work out of it. When I started lifting weights, I was probably in my 30s,

and I was at Gold's gym, and my trainer was this guy who was on the national speed skating team. His legs were like this. He was so fucking strong. And I would try to squat like 220 and I and I was like this is so heavy like I had some trouble and he would go he's like

I think your adrenal glands are probably shot I was like no I'm just not like thanks bud only you would be like I want to get jacked I'm a higher a speed skater yeah get me more jack well he was he was an exercise physiologist but it was just so funny with him he'd be like at gold gym venice yeah and you're like I'm the higher speed skater I was smaller than the girls in that place the girls are jack I was smaller and the girl. That was when the rock would work out and nobody really quite knew him. He was like kind of, you know, he was still a professional. He still fuck guys in the locker room and nobody cared?

Dude, that was a thing. That was a thing when I worked at. Don't spread rumors, bro. He never did that. Yeah, that never happened. But John Sina would be there. I'd see John Sina and like he was just a guy. He's strong.

I asked John Sina advice. You never say I asked John Sina about. He's such a nice guy. He was just, I asked him, I said, there was a posing room up there and I asked him about I wanted to get some shorts that were, I don't know why I said this

but I said, do you know if there are any like, do you guys sell because he was there and he goes, well I can't fit in shorts like that because I got my ass and legs are so huge and I noticed his wrists in his hands. His wrists are, he's so big. Dude, have you ever seen the video of the rock taking John Cena's

bicep band and he tries to put it on? And he realized it's not even made for it's a headband that John Sina uses. Jesus Christ. And the rock, it fucking fits like a loose wizard's sleeve on the rock's not a small guy. The rock was 260. He was big boy. Is he that big? Yeah. But at least when I saw him there.

Yeah, he used to be that big. I don't know now, but it looked great. Yeah, that's a video right there. Funner? Yeah. Yeah, John Cena built different. He's awesome. What is this now? I love this. Because the rock

is no small guy. Sina's a beast. He's kind of like the Brock Lesnar breed. Well, every W.W. W.Ressler says that he's the strongest guy they've ever worked with. Sina? Yeah. I'm sure.

The Rock is such an awesome. He's thinner there. Yeah, he looks great. He looks way better there, I think. You know, it's crazy. His ab genetics are just not good. No matter how lean he gets, yeah. But who cares?

He looks. It's all backy. So it's not even supposed to be a bicep band. It's a fucking headband that he's wearing. wearing around his bicep. Yeah, Rock does look good there. You have a scene as a beast. Remember we had the show

when he was dating that chick? Do you remember that? No. No. You can see he just wasn't into it. They broke up shortly after because he doesn't want kids, which is wild to me.

He doesn't want kids out. He's gone into that before. He said why. It's just because he knows that to be a dad, like it's so much that you have to put towards the kids and because he's always on the road. He's like, I wouldn't be able to be the father.

But isn't he kind of, he's slowing down, right? Like, he's not still on the road 300 days. He's doing movies now. And he's the peacemaker from the DC Comics. He plays peacemaker as a superhero. So he's fucking everywhere. You know what?

When you have kids, you can't understand that. Like, when you have kids, you're like, you have no idea how much fun it is. Yeah. I don't know, man. I can't imagine. But he said he's not against it. It's just the fact that he just doesn't feel like you can give them the time.

I bet he hasn't met the right girl. He's got to find the right girl. Yeah. He doesn't have a girl now, does he chin? Look. Yeah, because he's with that Bella twin forever. Is she the WW girl? The twins.

Yeah? Yeah. They're smoke shows. Yeah, the Bella twins, I think they're back now. And then maybe that's not the gal. You can only have one headshot in the household. Yeah, also, I mean, he's been running gear for a long time. That's, like the amount of HCG and all that shit he'd have to take.

Yeah, just to get your sperm count up. Yeah. HG, HMG, HMG. clom it all that and then he loses muscle he lose a lot of size which is what's getting him all these roles my thing with john sena is it's like so he's not even dating how old sina he's got to be 40 he's got to be 50 almost and he's probably been running gear since he was 20 so he's 50 wow there's no love interest oh god here we go say all no i'm not saying lighten the shoes no i'm not saying he's and slammed in the asshole.

All I'm saying is, that's another one saying. But how's this end? Don't say, but you know what I'm saying? Like, how's it in for? I don't know.

Like, so he cannot, he's 50, too. Tom Cruise, same thing. So he's 50. It's like when you're 60 bubbles,

like what do you, no wife, no kids? What do you don't sneeze like that ever again? But when no, fuck was that? I don't know. I sneed into my shirt.

But like no wife, no kid, like, and you're going to be 60? What are you going to do? How about Tom Cruise? What's the goal? But he's small.

But he's small. No, I'm saying there are some people that just are very happy being the center of their own existence. But at least Tom does have kids. Tom has a kid. He doesn't, he hasn't, he hasn't had anything to do with her since she was five years ago. Yeah. Yeah. I saw her in the movie theater.

Which is the crazy shit ever. Yeah, I went to go see me and my ex and Eagle and his ex what dragged us to go see the Barbie movie. And Katie Holmes and Siri were sitting directly in front of us. I didn't realize until one scene. So the scene, did you watch the Barbie movie? Bring up Stuart now. No. No, I didn't.

We got dragged to see it. And there's a scene that's not... Fuck you. No, no, it's great. There's a scene that's not supposed to be funny. No, it's funny, dude. So there's Will Farrell, he's talking to the girl, and she's basically saying, you know, it's this huge feminist moment where they're saying, like, you know, there should be a

Barbie that's like a mom. Yeah, that's why I know, there's a belly and this and that. And Will Farrell just goes, that's a terrible idea. Really? In the show? And the Eagle fucking lost it. And no one else in the theater found that funny. Yeah.

And Surrey and her just gave us the worst fucking look. How old is she, Chin? Oh, that's right. She's 18 years old. I can tell you. Exactly. He was Katie Holmes. I can understand having a daughter in the world and having no relationship with her.

I can't understand it. Yeah, she's 20. That's right. What's the stitch there? Is it just fucking because he's a Scientologist and they don't want to be around him? I think that there's this idea. Or he won't shut the fuck up about like movies and Top Gun all the time. you know

but I'm this is Tom Cruise so I'm sure it's about him 24, 7 yeah you know and their kids don't give a fuck I've been

but can you imagine having a biological daughter like I talked to him about because our daughters were similar age I talked to him for an hour about our kids

our daughters an hour and to think that you somehow were able Brian he was acting he was pretending he gave a fuck about his daughter

that's how good of an actor she's doing he know. I'm a lot of the fuckers. Good. Dude, think about that for a second. He is like that.

As soon as you left, you went insane. But I mean, think about this problem. Like, okay, so do you love Tiger in Boston a little bit? Yeah.

So they're five. And, and they're taking away. What would you do to get back in his life besides fucking everything? Like, yeah,

but if you're Tom Cruise, it's like, you know, he gets his, he doesn't get his rocks off on raising his kids. He gets his rocks off. on making more movies and whatever Scientology's telling him.

And jumping out of the... I don't give a fuck about all that stuff. I don't know if this is true, but he has like slaves that work for him and stuff like that of Scientology. Scientology, you know, people... Scientology kind of sounds lit.

Well, they also... I don't know how true this is. It's completely full of shit, but it's kind of cool. This is what I've heard. I've heard that John Javolta, they gave him a sword and he's allowed to kill people.

No, it's not true. I have a lot of experience. Scientology, a lot. That would be the worst way to, that would be a funny way to go out, though. The last thing you see is John Travolta coming at you with a sword. With the sword, I'd be like, in the book, in the book, going clear, you know the book going clear, the acting class they talk about? That was my acting class for 10 years. Yeah?

You're going clear. I also did a Kirstie Alley's TV show. Go up for me, Chin, and we shot at the Scientology Center. I've seen a lot of stuff. Oh, they're saying they're treated like slaves. Slave wet wages. Hey, you got to start somewhere. Start from the bottom of your hair.

But they signed like a billion year contract as a slave. well no it's like so when you work for this church to science has an IQ test too the church sonifies your life and you you would work you would volunteer to work for tom when he is at so he lives in clear water florida where their headquarters are and he i've seen that one he bought like this the top two floors of a building and that's where he lives but he's always on a movie set yeah my friend did a movie with him and spent six months with him and gave me a really interesting kind of breakdown of what that life is about you know what's crazy Tiffany had a was a Scientologist, and she was part,

I think she was part of that C-org, and she's the first person that just out-annoyed them to the point where they're like, you got to get the work out here. They just let her go. You just got to go. Yeah, because if you fuck with them, they'll come for you,

they're super powerful. They used to, not anymore, they used to follow you around with, like, cameras. Sure, they still do. Also, they also, their whole distries, like in there, they slap. Like, they're seeing the, like, they slap. That's how they distribute slap.

So when Will Smith slapped, Chris Rock, is he a Scientologist? Yeah. Is it? pretty sure yeah look up if he i think he i don't know if he admits affiliation but he doesn't but the rumors are that he is that's why like what grown man slaps another one a gay guy um i watched that again i watched that again by i saw a clip of it talk about taking a shit on the war on on

the biggest stage in the world like you then you go keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth he killed his credibility people used to love will smith now it's so divided whether people like i don't you know what i think hurts them more is that him and his wife and her starting the red table talk. I think that hurt his credibility way more than slapping Will Smith. I literally are slapping Chris Rock, I don't give a fuck, dude. As a comic, I fucking hate it. It's two rich dudes slapping each other.

I don't give a fuck. But her out like outing and this cuck shit and all this other stuff. Oh, you admitting that their son's friend was banging her out and stuff like that. Yeah. God damn. I think she's done more damages career than anything else. Yeah. She's also said she's like, he's not my guy.

You can't take him serious. I would lose my mind. be like, who the fuck? I would spiral to. That's jealousy. That's her jealousy of his career. And she's a narcissist. I mean, she's,

she wants to be in a limelight. And so she starts this red table thing. And he's, he's the biggest movie star there is. See, that says, that says Will Smith isn't in the Scientology, but then also he funded a school

for Scientology. Yeah. They have close ties to the organization. Yeah. That's, that's, hate on Gen Z as much as you want. Donated $100,000 with groups affiliated

with Tritch so yeah you know yeah one or something crazy you could hate on Gen Z as much you want they're the only generation of kids who are doing Scientology speed runs through the buildings Yeah, that's funny have you seen those what's that they were because you know you're not allowed in They just get a massive amount of younger kids and they all just rush in at the same time see what's With like with cameras on their heads just showing all the inside of the buildings of what science Scientology buildings I didn't know and they're trying to like stop them and it's mad funny yeah it is Oh, shit. I didn't know that.

Yeah, man. It's, uh, part of it's just being that rich, that famous for that long. It's hard not to get weird. Yeah. It'd be really, it would be a weird. And here's my question. Is it hard not to get weird or were you weird to go to like one of the shorts? That's why you are that.

You know what I'm saying? That, go to the world record. Hey, Scientology. Still talented as fuck. Look, they're trying to get them. They're like running backs. Look at them go. the way they're dressed they didn't know what to do

wow it's nice in here he said oh it's nice in here okay there's some great ones there's one they dressed up as Jesus and just they don't find anything though right they don't like what are you gonna find no they end up in like a back alley in one of them it's it's definitely like empty and weird in there but so so the people that are in the church right and they're there their whole life they don't have any other life

they don't even have money they live in the church and everything's thinking. But when they, it's called blowing, when you blow when you leave the church, everyone turns their back on you. And then now you're out in your 50 or 55. Yeah.

And you have no skill set and no resume. Yeah. Yeah. The biggest problem. You're like an old UFC fighter. You have no savings. You have no money. Again,

you're like an old UFC fighter. Yeah. Do you ever see them? They also just like will trick random immigrants on Hollywood and try and get in there. Like there's a guy who's like famous on TikTok in there for people trying to get him out. And he just just,

Latin guy that wanted to be a star or whatever. And every day the people outside like, dude, you got to get out of there. And he used to look happy and now he just looks depressed because they must have beat him down every day. That's not. At marathon gas stations, every stop is the start of fun. Like the awesome fuel savings you can get with marathon rewards. Join marathon rewards today. Start earning rewards on every gallon of gas. You can redeem rewards at any time saving up to $1 per gallon. And don't forget, marathon stations are packed with all the conveniences. You need to stock up and live life on the go. Marathon, where fun runs on full.

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Also, too much church. Going clear is a really interesting. The book's good and then also the doc on HBO. That's one of the best docs you can watch. There's certain ones when you find out that they become, they're a Scientologist. It's like Michael Pena being one, shocking. Yeah, but Michael grew up in that.

I know Michael. I was also in a class, acting class with him for many years. Are you a psychologist? No, but I know Michael and Michael grew up in it. Like, so did Giovanna. These guys who grew up with it. Giovanni was another one. Michael's great.

Michael's totally normal. Michael's a great guy. Funny as shit, great actor. But he's just, his dad, Michael's dad was like a, he came up blue collar as fuck. Like his dad, I think was a gardener.

Or I'm sorry, worked in landscaping. Scientology, it's also, there's benefits to joining them. What kind of benefit? Like they have some Hollywood poll like a motherfucker.

Do they still go? Yeah, big time. Yeah. They used to. Yeah. They used to. And there were a lot of them. Like Christy Alley.

John Travolta Tom Proofs John Chavolta's first Right after he joined Scientology That's when he got Star Ani Fever right Correct

He was also talented As shit Like they were They would always They would stay out of your They would kind of Your career Like it was just a good thing

Right So Jenna Elfman Geovina and B.C All in my class But I also get it It's like Like don't you're wrong Like

You know People are like Oh Jews run to Hollywood Or Scientology But like There's no A was less than 1% of the world

Is Jews How many Jewish people are? 0.2% of the population. So, you look, again, you look out for your kind. So if I'm Jewish and I go into whatever an audition and he's seen just a thousand people, there's a Jew, he's like, oh, yeah,

there's a bunch of goys. There's not a lot of us, dude. And he is good. I'm going to give him the gig over the random dude. I have no affiliation with. It's almost like, 100%. So Scientology, same thing. Let's say Universal, one of the big guys at Universal.

He's in Scientology. the kid comes in, you've seen a thousand people. Oh, you're also Scientology? Oh, cool, man. That's right. It's like a fraternity type of thing. Yeah. You take care of your own. Curse the alley on fat actress.

Everybody she hired, whether it was Juliette Lewis, whatever, we always, it was always Scientologists. And they were all great actors, you know. I did a, so I did a charity at the Church of Scientology, okay? You got in? No, but I did stand up. They were trying to. Yeah, they tried to get me in, but I was, there's no way.

But I did this joke. I went out there and I was like, I looked around and I was like, damn, I was like, Scientology, so this is what it is, what it is, huh? And I go, I go, I told my friends I was doing it here and they were like, be careful. And I go, what do you think they're going to do? Make me sit in a chair and take responsibility for myself. They were like loving it. Because, you know, in a way, a lot of the tenants are actually pretty good.

It's like you're responsible for the condition you're in. You take responsibility for literally everything. Heber who's pushing on us now, but yeah, I hear you. Yeah. I'm saying, guys, so do you regret not joining? Just read this book. Yeah. For a little bit time.

It never, uh. But also, like, I knew, uh, there's this wrestling. So his, his sons would wrestle with us. And then his sons went to wrestle at Penn, the other, like some big esk, I forget what it was, might have been Iowa or whatever. Yeah. Super rich. He'd fly around private jets to the meets and all the shit.

But he was just some hedge fund dude. But he wrestled at somewhere in the East Coast, but Division I wrestled at somewhere in the East Coast, but division one wrestler, badass. And his company was, you know, huge company. He's only hired wrestlers. Yeah. I could see that. Because he was like, dude, if a guy comes in and he meets the criteria, but he also wrestled, I know his work ethic is crazy. He's like, they're grinders. He's like, so my company's made up a grinders. We're top fucking Fortune 500 company. We grind. This Navy SEAL recruiter, he was a commander, and he said, the guys that make it through,

if they're athletes, the three guys, the three guys, the three, the three, the three, sports that make it through it so weird is wrestlers uh wrestlers water polo players because maybe because they're water people and lacrosse players lacrosse really the cross is tough dude is it you fuck yeah you played yeah lacrosse great yeah it's like field hockey no it's hockey on

on grass you run people get fucked up field hockey people get fucked up dude you did field hockey yeah yeah lacrosse is tough I know it was field hockey player yeah yeah I think you're good though right yeah I love lacrosse yeah it's big out here in Texas. It's getting really big. Where'd you play? You playing college? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you play D-1? No. Yeah, I was at Whittier, and we were ranked number two in the nation. What sport do you think takes the hardest hits? Do you think it's... Because I know you guys will cross... Cross hits hard.

Football. Football hits hard. Football. I think. I remember arguing with a person in South America. They were saying that NFL and Americans are because we don't use pads. I'd say it's boxing.

Yeah, but I'm saying in colloquium. In addition sports. Jason said me this, which was interesting. I was watching Andy Ruiz, clips of that dude. There's no reason that guy should be that fast. He's skinny. Not skinny, but lost a lot of weight, right?

I'm talking about when he was, I'm talking about when he was 100 pounds overweight. That motherfucker had the crazy fast hands I've ever seen. He was unbelievable. American football. Interesting. Do you think it's because of the helmets?

Because you can helmet's helmet. It's also the athletes. Yeah. You know much better athletes are playing football than all other sports? Waits, what you said? The athletes in football.

You have guys running 4-2, 4-3-40s at 200-fucking 30 pounds. Yeah. Hitting you. You just have better athletes. Are they getting faster now? They, yeah. Dude, you seem like linemen running like 4-640s. I thought this was so interesting.

Jay sent me this. So the subject is how hard is it to go pro? and these are ranked by your odds of reaching an elite level. Can I guess? It's very interesting. Okay, let me guess. What's your guess for number one? Number one is basketball, NBA.

That's what I thought. I think if you're just tall. There's some caveats with this, though. Like me and Jay were talking about, there's some caveats with this. You'll like this list because you're gay and you like tennis. So you like this list. I don't know what the statistic is,

but if you're seven feet tall, you have such an insane percentage of being a professional basketball player. But wait, what is the, but so what is the question? You'll see, you see like odds of your, basically odds of going pro and all the major sports. So one, now, you went, but when you see this list, the one caveat, you got to take consideration, like Formula one, statistically would should be number one, because there's a few caveats there. You call that a sport? Yeah, but just let's say it is sport.

That's a different conversation. Number one, just to start, you have to have crazy money. So it's not available to everybody. Isn't tennis kind of like that too? Similar. Tennis is a world sport though. It's a world sport too. The problem is.

So you've got to also look at how many people are actually doing the sport. So if you're competing with the world like soccer. That's why soccer's tough. That's why baseball's tough. Yes. You know what sucks about wrestling. That's why UFC's tough. It's just worldwide now.

There is no real professional. Wrestling is the only sport now it is. But up until then, up until RIF to be the highest level of, it's the only sport at the highest level. It was actors pretending to be wrestlers. You know what I mean? But wrestling will always be. Wrestling is fake when you got from highest level.

Like, it's not a, it's not a very popular sport in general. It's a number one growing sport with, with girls. Still, though it's not like soccer. It's not like, you know. Byrne, for some reason it says it's not there. It's still not popping up? Yeah. Can you play it from your phone?

It'll probably go somewhere else, I think. Like, what other sport was there actors pretending to be you at the highest level? You know what I mean? There's no undertaker at the highest level of baseball. Yeah, but yeah. Let me see if it pops up now. Oh, this is the real you're looking for is no longer available. So, but I have a screenshot of it.

So you want a screenshot of your chin? Does that help? I could do it. So it says how hard is it to go pro, ranked by your odds of reaching an elite level? So global participants, so number one is tennis. You have 90 to 100 million plus people play it. So your chances of going pro are one and two million. Soccer is, that's strange.

So then golf 60 to 70 million people play it. You have one in a one million chance of going pro. By the way, this is for the PGA. So hold on. Yeah, of course. So that now MMA,

100 plus million people do it. Right? Reaching. So this isn't getting to the UFC. This is reaching the UFC. So if you're in LFA contender series, that doesn't count. This is reaching the UFC

and becoming ranked. So one through 25. One in 500,000. So you have a 0.0002% chance. That's so insane. Your boy's ranked. Be fucking cool, guys. Yeah, be cool.

This says football soccer, it drives me nuts. It's soccer. 250 million people play that. But that's going to the Premier League. That's one in 500,000, which I don't know. I was going to say that so many people, that even feels like a low number for the amount of people playing soccer. There are more people playing soccer.

Because you got every kid in fucking, way more. This one's weird. This one's weird. Formula one. This is way off, I think. So it's becoming a full-time F-1 driver,

one in 500,000. The issue with that is there's only 25 of them, and you have to be backed by billionaires. Yeah. So I guess, Formula one's number one. Yeah, I guess they take out of,

people who cart and junior racing like people. I think they're saying people that are already doing it. Yeah. This is your chance to get, but there's odds working against you. Yes. Why is this a sport, though? This is insane.

That's a different conversation. What formula? That's a sport. So is drag racing a sport? No, Formula One is very different. Formula One is like... I tried to do drag race in, too. If you've ever dragged race, it's a reaction time going...

But it's a straight line Formula One. Yeah, but you got to hold on. Like it's... Yeah. But Formula One, I feel like it's... It's so... It's your feet, your hands. It's physical.

It's very physical. It's just not a sport, though. Yeah, it is. So basketball also, again, so make it an NBA, Ross. or 1 in 140,000. I assume that's if you're in college already. You can't say all kids are in basketball have a 1 in 140,000 chance of making it.

Well, NBA. But that's what I'm saying. So it's saying 450 plus. I agree. There's no way everyone who's ever played basketball. Yeah, there's no way. What are you saying about this, though? I think it should be higher.

Yeah, it should be one in 10 million. Because again, there's only 12 guys on a roster in the NBA. Correct. Baseball. That's the whole roster is 12. Yeah. The NBA is a nightmare. And you got to be born with the height, the gifts.

It doesn't make sense. So then baseball, again, make it an MLB roster. One in 50,000? I don't know. It doesn't sound right at all. NFL, one in 30,000? Again, is that of guys that make it to the division one? That has to be people who are at least D1.

That's what I'm saying. Or college football player. But not that many people play American football. I don't know. Yeah. It's a smaller pool. boxing. That all makes sense.

All those sports make sense. In some ways you could say all of them are on the unequal footing in a weird way. In some ways. The soccer one blows my mind. No, because you have to say this. Like, okay, watch.

No matter who you are, if you start playing any of these sports, your chances of making it are probably all kind of the same. In a way. Like, it's, I know there are so many people there's a bigger pool, but at the end of the day

you're still competing with the very best if you make a practice squad or you make something like that I guess that no no here's what I here's my assessment the NFL if one in 30,000

I guess if you're taking all Division 1 football players maybe that can't be kids in pop one but take this at the end of the day when it gets to the pros like you're beating everybody but then the competition

gets crazy right because it's the minutia it's those little details and I'm saying it probably all comes out in the Washington, evens out in general. Because, okay, so you're a really good cart racer. You're almost Formula One. You're almost good to play football. You're almost good enough to play B and UFC.

But it's that extra little thing. Now you're competing with a very small pool of excellence. And that's where these X factors come in that are really hard to measure. So in a way, it's all probably on an equal footing at the end of the day, the same. you're yeah there are a lot of people but when you're playing soccer you're actually competing with the same amount of people there's a same amount i disagree i disagree i disagree i think soccer's one of those ones where it's like there's a lot of besides the u.s because the u.s doesn't give a shit which is the reason why we're not but again if you make mLS here you're pretty fucking good now are you

as good as the guys on fucking chelsea no some of that's coaching and oh like the premier league yeah um Manchester united or Manchester city no Yeah. Or Real Madrid? No, but if you're MLS, you're probably pretty fucking good in America. Messies on the MLS team. Well, yes. But you know what I'm saying?

But so if you take anybody in a sport, there's one standout. And there's a standout because of a thousand things. Physically, mentally, they just got reaction time, whatever. They have a mind. You're talking about people already the pros? You're talking about like the Jordans and shit? I'm talking about the people that are already shining by the time they're 1415 or whatever. Most those guys don't make it.

Okay, let's say by the time they're 18, 19, you go. that guy's a prospect. I think then now you got them. Now they're in, you kind of have to start the pool. Then? Yeah. Like you have to start.

That's what I'm saying. When they say one in that, one in 30,000, I assume you're, you're going based off of people that are already on the trajectory of making it. Like you see your point.

How many buses stop at high school? Like that's, so Tiger's not competing. He's competing. Like Tiger's getting ready to compete with a very small pool of people. Well, like when we went to the nationals tournament, when we're in Florida, there's so many teams. Yeah.

And I called our team over. I go, come here, boys. Come here, real quick. And they're all, all we are monsters for 10 year, nine and 10. All the monsters. I go, look at me. And there's so many teams and kids. I mean, it's an influx.

And everyone's in different colored jerseys. There's so many buses dropping kids off. Everyone's staying at Disney World. I go, real quick, boys, look around. Look around. You see how many kids do you see? How many kids, right? As far as the eye can see, there's so many kids.

one or two of you will play Division I college football. That's right. That's what you're competing with. That's right. So I know you see all these kids and they're nine and ten, maybe two of you go on to play at University of Texas or Georgia. That's how hard this is what you guys are attempting to do. Now, I don't give a fuck about odds.

I don't believe in any of that. You make your own luck and you make your own odds. But that's the reality. Yes. So what are you going to do to stand out today? And here's the other thing. Like, I was talking to Rogan and a couple of other people to drop a name in at the mothership about David Benavides. David Benavis is a monster.

Okay, he's a monster. Then they were like, I'd like to see him fight Beevil or Better Beave. And I was like, well, the thing about David Benavides is great as he is, we actually haven't seen him fight any monsters. We've seen him fight guys that are good, but they're not. We haven't seen him be tested at the highest level. you may see a very different story. You see a lot of guys that are awesome as they're coming up. And then when they get to that upper, upper echelon,

now you might see a very different situation. You might. If he fought Better Beev or if he fought Beevil, he's never fought somebody at that caliber. That's a very different thing. But here's the thing be. Even if he doesn't fight them, he's still one of the very best to do it right now.

But then people, but this is the problem. people are always like, it's like when people compare their careers to John Jones, like, it's fine. Yeah. But you're talking about the elite of the elite of the elite. That's what I'm saying. So, but do you know how good Benavitas is at boxing? He's great.

Multi-time world champion. He's great. But then people are like, oh, he can't beat. No, no, no. All I'm saying is maybe not. Yeah, I'm just saying we don't. I was going to ask you about. What I'm saying is the problem is people want more.

They want more. We don't know. We don't know yet. I'm just saying we know he's one of the greatest to do it right now. So with, with, with, uh, with someone like. But you're saying, Canelo fought everyone. So Earl Spence was a monster.

And then you see him fight, and I know he's one of the greatest ever. But you see what happens when he fought, you know, Taryn Crawford. And I'm all due respect to Earl Spence, it was just so interesting because you went, wow, that guy looks mortal. And sometimes you'll see.

But you'll be careful with that because Earl Spence was compromised, coming off an accident. Like, that was an elite Earl Spence. I think what you're trying to say is he is one of the Like he is great, but we don't know how he fits in with the elite of the elite. Yeah, we don't know if he's, we don't know.

See, no, hold on. He's, he's, again, we have to be careful with the word great. I don't think you can be called one of the greats until you fought all the greats or a lot of the greats. Like, Mani Pacquiao is one of the greats. Earl Spence, I mean, Bud Crawford is one of the greats. Canella, one of the greats of all time, of all time. Because in a way, they fought not only all comers, guys were bigger. I mean, Canela fought Kovalv.

It was a monster. Do you feel the same way about Inouye? Well, I think Inouye is undoubtedly, undoubtedly just so phenomenal. And he's fought some tough guys. He's been sat down. He's been, he's fought bigger guys. It's like Lomachenko. He had to go up and wait. He's great. You know, Usek, obviously, is maybe the best ever. Because you could probably argue that Inouye hasn't fought the greats of his division. God, he's so good. But he's so good. Such a monster. And when I hear like guys like Tyson, call him a monster who knows so much more about boxing.

I'm like, what, you know. In a way is my favorite boxer right now. He's just beautiful to watch. He's incredible. Speaking of fighters, how do you feel about that? I'm not saying David Benavitas, very well may be that guy. Yeah, the problem is we live in a society now

where it's like, yeah, but he can't beat Bevall. It's like, okay. Still multi-time world champion. Is he the same weight as Beavall? About the same size, right? No, he's bigger. Beavall's bigger, yeah? He is bigger.

Yeah. But you know what I'm saying? Like the society we live in now, it's like, yeah, but he can't do this. But I'd like to see him fight him. Sure, but I'm interested. But even if he doesn't, man, what a great career. A hundred percent. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not taking anything away from. I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's the world we live in now. Yeah. You know? Well, you know what? When you're a fighter, you were always dealing with that, right? Who are you going to fight next? No, not, not in a weight, Jen.

No, no, I'm just looking at both of their weight. Look at Benavitas's weight. Yeah, Inuittee is at 106 and 175. I have. So Bevol and Benavides are basically same weight. And he's tall. Benevita is like 6'2. Is he that big?

I think he's about 6'2. He's very tall. And fast and just a, and he's always been a monster. I talk to guys who, like, who are in his gym. And they're like, dude, that guy's always been a monster. Yeah. So Beavall's six feet. Thick.

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and everything's always he's not training in the in the in the dark yeah i think that connor mcgregor around the floy of mayweather time became rocky three and just never had an apollo creed like he needs like a dustin porreie to be like you know what i mean well he did have a dustin porier and didn't go so well dustin needs to be apollo creed that brings him back to humbleness because Like he's never going to be that fighter that he was before. No. Never. Nor can he.

And I think him going against Max is a fucking nightmare for him because, yeah, it's good because he's not going to get crushed. He obviously didn't want to come in and fight a wrestler. You know, that's not going to be good for him. You see, he didn't want that either. And I would say, though, that the one place that Connor has a very high fight IQ is boxing. Like he's, he's striking, yeah, yeah, striking. He really understands distance and he's, he's, he's just, but I don't.

know but the problem is max is yeah he was he was he was he had power at uh at a lower way class now when you give him when you give him max at 70 is so strong and it's going to hit so much harder well my thing is kudos to connor so it's not like you know Nate came back and he fought mike perry you know or he fought uh you know jake paul and boxing and he did hooray mazadol Conner's been off, what, five years, six years? Six years? Five. And there's no warm-ups.

The UFC went, yeah, here's Max Holloway. Now, some of you're going- But also some of you're going, yeah, but Max Holloway lost to Charles O'Levara. Okay. And he got knocked out by O'EU. Yeah, but okay. The very best, and then lost to Charles O'Levara in a grappling competition. Like, Connor's stepping into that.

If you don't respect that, you ain't shit. I respect. That's wild. I respect the shit out of Connor for coming back, but I do think that I don't think, I think people are expecting the electric Connor McGregor that was unstoppable back in the day. There's a lot of people that are here.

My thing is like, what's your expectations? I don't know if he's going to fight him. I'll believe it when I see it. No, he's fine. He is. Guarantee. Yeah, yeah. I won't.

I'm also, what version are you expecting to get? Now, I guarantee you who'll look better than Nate. Connobure has been that dad that keeps on saying he's going to take you to practice, and we've been just sitting on the porch, just smacking our glove, just hoping he's, He's coming.

He's taking us for ice cream. Dad, he's coming. He's going to show up. Is that the car? Is that the car? Yeah, but what's different is, remember, he's coming off a horrific leg injury. Yeah. And then also, when he was fighting, there's the pay-per-view model.

So he's making more money than anybody's ever been paying the UFC. So coming off a leg injury, the business model has changed. His contract, his six-fight deal, was based off pay-per-views. So they got to, they had to figure that out. He has to figure out his leg injury. So there's a lot that goes into it, man. People like, oh, yeah, he's, you know, he's never fighting. Okay.

Okay. But he also went through a whole legal issue. His leg fell off. And the business, and his leg fell off. And the business model has changed. Like it's, there's also, there's also, he's also not an idea showing up. And some, like there's a lot. You're talking about the biggest star in combat sports history.

There's a lot that goes in to get that guy inside that octagon. Nobody's happier that he's coming back than me. I'm fucking pumped from the comeback. But, but I'm happy too. but I need to know your expectations. Because remember, he doesn't want to fight in about eight years. I don't expect the Conn McGregor of before. I just don't think that Connor McGregor ever comes back.

I'll say this. He's not going to be Connor that fucking beat Aldo, but he's also not going to be in Nate Diaz shape. He's going to be somewhere in the middle. If he comes back and fights at least to the level he fought at Cowboy Seroon, I'll fight, man. Like when he came in against Cowboy, I'd be happy if he comes back at that level.

That's a high level. that's a very high level that's a mentally different level you know he's been through a lot and he's been through even I would suggest there are other extracurricular and just not hungry extracurricular activities but mainly

like Rocky one and two he's hungry right yeah and then once he has the money what I do love Rocky I'm gonna tie in America from the East Coast you love Rocky you keep bringing up Rocky that's a fake movie we're talking about a real fighter

I'd like you to not use and an actor as an example of what is like to come back? I'm like, hey, dude. He's like, you know, it's like Rocky 1 and 2. And then you kick this off with Rocky 3, dude. And I let that slide. I let that slide. As a metaphor.

I get it. No, I get it. But this is how badass the UFC is. And this is losing the energy in my body. I know. But this is how crazy the UFC is. It's like in boxing, remember, like Joshua took time off. You know, his friends died, stuff like that.

Tyson Fury retired, unretired, you get warm-up fights and you get paid. Yeah. Do you see has no warm-ups ever. You do that in practice. No matter who you are. There's no warm-ups. You don't think nothing against Cowboy, but you don't think Cowboy was kind of like a warm-up-e fight?

Bet your warm-ups, Donald Soroni? You know what I'm saying? Like, compared to boxing. Like boxing, name the guy. Look at the division. Name the guy, Fury fought. Look at the division. Name the guy, I think Joshua's fighting.

That's a warm-up. Correct. A well-known name. with 60 fights under his belt, ain't a warm. But Cowboy was already weathered and ready to retire at that point. No, he wasn't he,

he was ranked number two? He was ranked number two. But he was gonna, wasn't he planning on retiring at some point in the very, he was on his way out, but still that's, that's my point.

That's your fucking comeback fight? And like, and now you're getting Max Hallowley at 170? Well, Max is, that you're just feet, that's, yeah.

Max Hallow. I mean, who's, but what's max ranking right now? Is he number two or three? I mean, he's been, no,

not coming off that loss. if you're going to get a slug fest with max it's going to be it's going to be a problem yeah also not for nothing stylistic did you watch their first fight and what that means you could say something i'm saying max has gotten leagues better yeah Connor hasn't gotten leagues better well max has been active too then also remember uh Connor had a torn MCL in that fight you know and still yeah but who that fight was so long ago it doesn't really matter here I would have much rather see him against patty him what? I think you'd been smarter too because I don't like what the UFC did give him Patty

BSD. I think that's an awful fight for Patty. You think so? Horrible matchup. Yeah. And you want to get him a win? Like, at least he fights Connor, you put him over. Like, that's a WWE move.

100%. So that's who Patty's fighting next to BSD. Tough fight, man. A guy that has no head movement? He's a slugger, man. But, you know, by the way, BSD isn't exactly a big head movement guy either. That's why I got knocked out by Porre, but he's... Yeah, but Patty Pamela doesn't hit like Porier,

and Patty Pamelaet sits there in strikes with... Didn't BSD have staff when he fought? It's not bad. He's not the striker that he's... It's different. He has... Yeah, I knew he was going to get it. But Max Holloway is as good as it gets when it comes to stand in the pocket and banging.

Very tough fight. Now, I'll tell you, though, Connor has got a very high fight IQ. He does. That's what... He's got a high... The question for that. is he did.

He did. That's what I'm saying. We don't know. We don't know. Like I need, that's the thing. I'm glad he's back to. We got to have expectations.

Well, you got to. I'm the kid on the porch, baby. You got a bit? 38? No. Fuck no. Conner's what? 31 now?

No. He's 36. There's 36. No, he's 38. No way. He's not 38. There's no way he's still. He might be.

He might be. I think he's up. He's older than me. Bubb, but time flies. Time flies. Time flies, Bob. I'm sorry.

37. That's July. Okay. And that's, that's a lot of miles on a 38-year-old. So if you're expecting the same speed, if you're expecting the same footwork, reaction time.

Reaction times everything. And he's finding a guy who's been fucking keeping up, like he's been active. If he wins. It's a, he moved up a weight class to get stronger. I will get a fucking Connor McGregor tattoo if he wins this shit.

Because that'll be in, I wonder what the odds. I think odds have to be minus 300 for max. How old is max? How old's max? How old's max? 34, maybe? But Max has all the miles on him too?

He does. He does. 34. Significant though. It's actually kind of a significant difference. Max is actually really tall for that height for that way. Yeah. 511?

Yeah. 4 to 45, yeah, for a long time. Yeah. 4.50. But plus 335 for, that makes sense because we haven't, we don't know what we're going to get. He's coming off a horrible leg injury. You got to fight five rounds your first time back. No, probably three.

Is it three or five? they want three. Okay. That's what I heard. Do they, did they confirm it chin? But you've never had a main event be three rounds in a hot second.

I'd rather be three. And Max is a lot. Still schedule is five round. Was officially scheduled as a five round? Yeah. It'd be very weird for the UFC do three for him. Yeah. I think the UFC said,

we'll do 170, but it ain't going to be three rounds. I wonder if they weren't from putting Usman and Hamza as a three-rounder. That's true. You don't know what version, but I can guarantee that, no one I know about Connor

and what he was dealing with before he was going to be ready. He definitely was not ready. I don't feel like he's going to come back and be an absolute shell of himself like we saw with Nate Diaz and some of these other fighters. I'm definitely not saying that.

I think if he was 100, he fought Aldo, I think he'd get Connor 65%. But it's going to be the best 65 he can do and it's still entertaining enough. He's not going to quit or get mollywobed. Like you'll at least be like, oh, that was a good fight. I think Max Hollow he gets him.

but it's going to be a good fucking fight. Now to bring it back to Rocky. Like, yeah. So what you're saying is, yeah. What are they getting paid? Tommy Morris. Yeah, I want to know what they're getting paid. That's the other thing.

To me, that's more interesting than even the fight is what did deal to the UFC figure out with Connor? Because you've got to remember, I think he has two fights left. They know he can jump ship and do the Nate Diaz trilogy in Netflix MVP. Yeah. They don't want that. do because they really don't care because he's kind of a circus so it's like for him to agree to do this and the pay-per-view model like and if we know john jones was worth 30 million we know connor's for a fact these there's numbers he's a bigger draw so what did they pay him bigger draw than john yeah now did you

see the MVP payouts yes ufc payouts yes and no jake made it seem like i'm going to make sure these guys get paid right well those are the discos those those are the the the commission The payouts, the public ones. But here's my thing. So people want to, everyone, especially people that work for Netflix, MVP, are like, no, dude, this isn't the real numbers. They actually, they don't want you knowing the numbers. Like, well, okay. But keep that same energy because you guys hated on the UFC when they did this.

And now you're like, well, no, technically, no, I know they said they're going to pay more, but they are paying. Oh, now it's behind closed. Well, how do you know what they're paying? Yeah. How do you know? How do you know that fucking over all these people? I've always said that. Like, there are other leagues that pay more.

in fighting for whatever reason. For whatever reason, none of them have lasted. None of them have been able to keep that going. And somehow the UFC continues to that. No, no, no. I'm not loading it up. Let's do some. Oh, dude, have you watched that?

Real fast. I just want to ask your opinion. Eight inches. Every time. Yes, you're right. Anyway. Nice. That's where all my height went.

Do you believe, I don't believe it, that it was the most viewed MMA event of all time? What? The Gina Carano one? Yeah. 17 million is what they said. I don't at all, but I will say that when you have something like Ronda Rousey, there are a lot of women that are going to watch that. She's still such a big star in the sense that she's such a pioneer.

I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think it's something. I don't think that. But it's Netflix, so it's easy. It's a lazy choice. But also, how do you count a viewer? Like if it pops up on the screen? By the way, by the way, that's a really good point.

Remember Twitter did this forever? And they had to, because if you even scroll past it, it counted as a view. So you can't scroll past, you have to click on Netflix. No, I know. I'm just saying. You know how it pops up? Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. So real quick, just to make it clear, I don't believe the UFC numbers. I don't believe these numbers. I don't believe the Floyd Connor numbers. I don't believe Floyd Manny Pack-Yout numbers. I don't believe any of it. Because you know none of it's official. Do you know this?

No, I didn't know. I didn't know. Showtime, HBO. None of that's official. What do you mean? They just, they don't have to. They don't release those numbers. No, no, no.

Well, that was the problem because all the writers were saying, like, because we're not seeing the numbers and we're not seeing these things. And how are we going to judge what residuals we should get with these streaming companies? And so when they're like, so when they go, Mike Tyson, Jake Paul did 50 million? Okay. You know what? None of that's official.

Now, I'll tell you what is official. Muhammad Ali and Rumble in the Jungle, that's one billion. Yeah. That's one billion. That's insane. Because there was only like three channels, and that was a big deal. Yeah. And people talked about it forever.

Ever. Well, you know, I was like, David Blaine was talking about this. David Blaine was saying when he did his magic thing and he levitated, we talked about it for 10 years. Ten. He said, right now, if you did, if you, that was so huge. I like him too, but. No, but that was such a huge. The ABC thing was so big.

No, I know. It was big. It was the biggest thing. But he would do something. He would trend for so long. And what I mean is that from that point, you make so much money after that with so many other engagements, right? Now, if you did that, it would trend for if you are lucky a day, maybe less. Dude, getting to a point where it's too much money off that.

Back in the day, if you would have a viral video that reached 15 million people, you went on Ellen. Correct. Yeah. I've should have been on Ellen seven times. Correct. Yeah, I know. I should be on, I should be a regular guest on Ellen. Again, you're hot for literally three, four hours.

and then somebody else does it and somebody else does it. And if you're on there for two seconds, three seconds, if you do a commercial, you make a commercial for a brand and they air it, okay, they do paid advertising? Do you know that if you, if somebody watches your ad for more than four seconds, it's a huge win? Four seconds, bro.

And it's like, wait, wait, wait, this is 30 seconds. There's a whole. Well, virality is not even special anymore. How many times have all of us gone viral on social media? It doesn't fucking. It does nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Like you'll sell more tickets that weekend and that's about it. Maybe a few more. Yeah. If they're in your market. No, once I'm on your, um, what was that bit you did from Man Tiers, the giraffe bit.

Yeah. That went crazy viral and you sold out for like two, three weekends straight. Yeah. People go people. People. Yeah. Sometimes that I'd do it. What's that? Sometimes that do it. Mm-hmm. But I was saying, have you, have you watched that documentary on Netflix crash? Crash. Crash. the girl who drives the car a hundred miles an hour No, I want to watch that Oh buddy

Was it good? I can't watch it Yeah man But again This is what's popping And but if you watch it It's too late See I'm watching you for you

It went viral It went viral I'm watching eu Yeah I feel you I'd be watching it too Can I, I gotta say Sydney Sweetie's tits You see everything

What's Sydney Swinney this season She plays a girl that like She ends up marrying Spoilert Who gives a shit She ends up marrying Jacob Allorty's character, and he ends up, basically, he runs this, no, kind of. He starts running this construction business that it's in Los Angeles, and there's like these

flowers that bloomed where he was supposed to do this whole project, and he took money from some Armenian mobster for the company, and the LA Commission is not letting him build because of this LA wild, like, flowers. So he ends up, like, they cut off his pinky toe, his, his, like, Like they're, they're just, so he's, Cindy Sweeney starts doing only fans trying to make some money, but then she starts becoming a fucking star and she's doing some weird shit, like dressing like a baby and sitting in

like with their, with their legs up in the air and doing like fetish content. Good for her. It's actually a pretty crazy season, but it's still just not, it's not the same show it used to be. Yeah, no nor are they. So it's still going on in the same. There's one more, I think there's one more episode. Oh, wow. Okay.

Mystery in between. Should get that under your belt, about a hitman. in Australia. It's all I'm gonna say. Really good. All right. What do you got, Chin? Dude, I mean, when I was a kid, it's probably the same thing for you guys. Everyone watched the same show. So you could just be like, oh, did you see it this weekend? That's all, that's all about it. Like, there's no more, like, the days of like, Sopranos or even Game of Thrones. That would shut, and we all talked about it. It was on Sunday. It was shutting down. Even the newest season of strange things, they took so long.

By the time it came out, like some of these people binged the entire season in one day, and this person took a week or two. It's all out. Like, there's no more, like, special events where you can't wait until Friday night and then we're going to talk about it on Monday. Like, none of us are watching the same shit. Because the streaming services and the internet, everybody's attention is so fractured at this point that you'll be talking to someone like, I've never seen that, but you haven't seen this.

But then there's also so much competition. Like, there's so much shows to watch, so many shows. Well, it's also, like, content. Like, when you see fitness influencers and they're teaching you, like everybody, even Andrew Huberman, there's so much. much information on what to do in the morning and what to how to work. It's like after a while, you're like, hey, dude, I don't have capacity for the show. I know there's a lot of information, but I can do three things. That's why most of the shit, like the crash documentary, it's big right

now. Everyone's talking about it. I figured maybe you watched it. I know you probably wouldn't. That's not your thing. But it's like outside like documentaries that go super viral. Like the shows I want, I don't even bring up on here because there's so much shit. I think Euphoria and the Boys are the two biggest ones right now. But the boys has been the The worst fucking, this is the final season. Like my shit, my shit, so you got like the from, season four from, it's been slow this year. And then Widows Bay is awesome on Apple, but he hasn't. Have you seen updasty?

I'm sorry to wonder if shows could ever even land the plane. You can't, I've yet to see in years a TV show land the plane the right way on the final season. Just breaking bad. Yeah. I guess breaking bad. How long was breaking bad? What am I? Peaky blinders.

Great end. I still haven't seen it yet. Is it that good? I hear it's great. I lost all energy in my body. No, come on, Jim. No, we'll watch it. Don't watch the movie they did.

That's some bullshit. But the series? The series is ridiculous. Fucking awesome. Tom Hardy. So good. They landed that ending you went, oh. What do you think is the worst ending you've ever seen?

I got to go lost. I didn't see it. I didn't see loss. I have no desire. Lost is the best first two seasons. of a TV show you'll ever see in your life. Stranger's Things didn't do it for me. I thought that same finale?

Awful. All that time you're like, hold on. Awful. All they have to do is that's it. And debatable soprano's ending. No, I thought it was great. That's a debatable one, but that was so good. People are still talking about it to this day.

That's what death is. That's what death is. Death is like just blackness, he said. The first time you see it, it's fucking infuriating. Yeah. I know, but it's like we all wanted more, man. All right, what do you got, Chin? All right. But real quick on the euphoria thing, you said you see everything. Like, she's actually nude, nude.

No sniz, but you see like everything up to it. You see her tuss. She's your nipples all the time. I don't know that. I see Sydney Sweet, Sweeney's tits more than I see my family every year. Yeah. I'd have to check it out. Well, Brian, you were talking about crash and this popped up on TMZ. You know, it doesn't matter because you guys don't watch it. It literally does it. This is such a hardcore take. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All right. All right. Okay. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Do you guys watch it and get back to me?

Okay. Let's jump here then. You guys are looking at this. So this guy, Asmon Gold, I'm sure you must be aware of him, right? I've seen that guy here. Yeah, he's like a really huge YouTuber. He's kind of quirky, but he covered the whole, the BLM leaders when they met after the Tony Hinchkloak's joke about George Floyd. So just watch a few first.

Big J got a bunch of shit, which is. Big J. Big J. actually, he fired back at D.L. Hugli. Because D.O. Hugui called him a Nazi for his jokes at the, at the roast. Interesting. Jay's a Jew. Yeah.

Big Jay is? Yeah. Okay, I'll just play this clip for you guys. I'm unhappy that a joke was made about George Floyd. You can't make jokes about George Floyd. Context. Good though, Kevin. The black community is so proud of you right now.

George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe. Again, it is not a laughing matter. We are here today to call your attention to the fact. that an egregious, disgusting joke was made about George Floyd. Here we are. I mean, you think they resurrected him and killed him again. To memorialize George Floyd for year six after. Why is it that this is like their patron saint? Why is it that we're even talking about George Floyd? The guy was a career criminal scumbag and he got pulled over while he was driving under the influence of offense. Put your hands on top of your head. Hands on top of your head. Hands on top of your head.

Keep your hands where I can steal. Are we really going to act like this guy as some kind of good actor? Rural murder at the hands of the Minneapolis Police Department. Yeah. Our community is still experiencing grief and trauma. We have young people in our community. Get over it. Holy fuck.

People spent the entire fucking year burning the whole fucking country down. Move on. Who were children at the time. They're now teenagers. Yeah. Still dealing with the impact of the police killing of George Floyd. And instead of allowing our community to grieve in peace, to celebrate George Floyd in peace, We have Netflix comedians making light of the brutal killing of George Floyd.

It is unacceptable and it is unconscionable. Tony Hinchcliff made a grotesque joke. This only makes Tony bigger. Look, she's laughing. Lord's good is looking up at us. Why did she laugh? And he can't breathe. I thought you said it wasn't a laughing matter.

Didn't she just laugh? She just fucking broke, bro. Same. See, that's the whole point. That also cracked the smile from that guy too. Bro. bro she was like because it's a joke that she's laughing she's a real being a leader funny this just makes Tony even bigger and bigger I mean ton is no one's

fucking with Tony's so ball one's fucking with her well me and Nick covered this when we took over on that episode because of the guy from the charlie kirk show said you can't be making jokes about charlie kirk it's like yo this is the premise uh you might it's not regular stand up roast is supposed to be the darkest it's supposed to be if you're not the audience, then don't fucking watch it. But is anyone mad about the Charlie Kirk jokes? Yeah, the whole Charlie Kirk channel made a whole thing about how it shouldn't have aired. Yeah.

And it's like, don't get, don't, that's what we're making it. We don't want to sit. Like the right was also being snowflakes. Yeah. I always don't, don't run on this thing. Don't run on this thing where like, you got to, if you can dish it out, you got to be able to take it. Yeah.

Don't run a thing. Oh, you guys are snowflakes. You can't take a joke. And then as soon as it comes back to you, all of a sudden, oh, we don't like that. All the same, dude. But yeah, that's every group. If you don't, if you don't like that joke, that joke wasn't for you. Yeah.

And that's the whole premise of a rose. Is it supposed to be as dark? She, she, fuck us. That's pretty much the main part of it. She's all laughing. It's called Gallo's humor. Does Scott be like, I mean, what are we doing here? George Floyd is looking up at us laughing and he can't breathe.

When I saw the clip online, it made me sick to my stomach. Wow. We are here to declare today that there needs to be accountability. for Kevin Hart's Netflix roast. This bitch is still moving like it's 2021. Literally nobody cares. This guy's great. He says Black Lives Matter was a scam.

BLM? Because you wouldn't be so black power? BLM is a scam. Let's let that. It was literally a scam. They had bought mansions and you probably wouldn't know anything about it because you don't care about black people.

Oh. And I think honestly, BLM brought us body cams and that's been great content. shit what a great investment that was. Maybe I should have donated to BLM. It's been paying off better than investing in Google. Investing in video. What is how that lady get hired? I don't know. That's probably AI or it's not. Yeah, it did look weird. That's hilarious. To me, it's not even about like the backstory or you got to, it's if you're not going to enjoy gallows humor, then don't fucking watch it. That's what it's been for years. But you know, he said it the best on, he was on Fox News and he's like,

it's the intent of the joke they're all if someone if someone has bad intentions then yeah that's bad but comedians are going up there but intent went out the window back in uh 2020 people got fired the guy got fired in Netflix for Netflix for saying don't say the N word he was using the word

oh so wow and uh they knew he wasn't racist but one guy's like it made me uncomfortable and everybody's gutless and everybody's a virtue signal I feel like now those days are that's a little over people get tired of it people go no I don't think so. What else you got, Jay? All right.

So finally, Joe Rogan responded to all the criticism about the whole Theo Vaughn joke. Not, sorry, I'm going on this joke thing, that's why. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. So this is, I think this is on this most recent. I think he handled it well. Yeah.

But it must have got really bad for him to address it. Yeah. Well, Theo, uh, sub-tweeted it. Yeah. Okay. I'll play it real quick. And I felt bad all weekend. I feel like I have to address this.

So I did an episode. recently with Marcus King, the amazing musician, almost called him a magician, musician who is suffering from depression. And one of the things that he did, what he was, it was talking about how he looked at a hook that holds a heavy bag and was saying, I wonder if that could hold my weight. And, you know, we were talking about people on anti-deprients. presence that can't get off of them and i brought up theo um and uh i brought up this instance

where theo was he did a show for netflix and it apparently didn't go well and afterwards he said something to someone in the audience where he said i'm just trying to not take my own life or not end my own life i forget exactly how he's joking and i brought that up um I certainly shouldn't have brought that up in that context. And I probably shouldn't have brought it up, period. But I just sort of wanted to kind of explain why I have this thing with Theo where I just want them to be okay. And, you know, we did a podcast a while back where we were talking about, he started talking about Israel. and I was like, I think you're just losing your mind.

And a lot of people are like, you're covering for Israel. And it wasn't what I was trying to do. And it is my fault. It's clunky. And I was just trying to talk them off the ledge because I had seen this video. And you had seen that video too. Yeah, sure. What did you think when you saw that video?

I didn't know those other contexts. This is the other context. We should say the other context. So there was a woman that was in the crowd, apparently. Now, by the way, I've talked to Theo. I apologize to Theo. And Theo and I, we started laughing five minutes into the conversation. We had a long talk.

But one of the things that he told me was that that video, this woman had said to him that she wanted him to make a video for suicide awareness. And so he said, look, I'm just trying to end my own life. That's a very Theo thing to say. Yes. When you take it in that context, it's not as scary. But when you see it by itself, you're like, oh, Jesus. Like, what did you think when you saw that video for the first time?

I just saw a random video on Twitter one day. I was just like, look at Theo leaving stage. And like, yeah, I felt the same way. That's why I texted him. Why would you have even said that? Yeah, but he told you guys it wasn't a big deal. Yeah. And I was like, I knew nothing else about it.

I got scared. I got scared, first of all, because I love Theo. And second of all, because I've known multiple people that have taken their own life, that I was close to that I didn't know they were going to do it until they did it. And when they did it, you feel so fucked and so helpless. You don't know what you could have said or done differently. Since the podcast where I told them, who started talking about Israel and people were saying I was covering for Israel, there's people that even say my wife is Jewish.

She's not. I don't know why people are saying that. But I get how if you are conspiratorily minded, you would think that that's what I was doing. But if you've listened to the show, you wouldn't think that that's how. I've had so many episodes where we criticize Israel. So many so that I brought in Dave Smith to argue with Douglas Murray because I didn't want Douglas Murray to be able to say these things that were promoting this war in Gaza without someone who's very educated who understands what's going on, which is Dave,

and very good at arguing. Have you ever been? But anyway, from that perspective, from that podcast on. ever been? Theo has gotten off the meds. He titrated off. He weaned himself off. He's doing yoga every day or running every day.

He's doing something. He's much happier and much healthier. I'm not, so it's for him to see that I think that he's suicidal. Like, fuck. That's my failing. That's my failing as a friend. That's my failing as a person. And it's also me talking to Marcus, almost sort of selfishly, ham-handedly.

try to explain why I talk to him the way I talked to him on that podcast. And, you know, these are kind of subjects that sometimes, like, you almost need, like, a post-podcast, podcast to sort of break down why you were thinking about certain things. Oh, they're out there. But so then it comes out, like Theo has to defend it, and then I called them up, and I said, I'm so sorry. I didn't even think of that, and that's very selfish of me. I didn't think that you would have to respond.

I didn't even think of it. I just wanted to explain it when Marcus was talking about it. And I wanted to put it into a context. Theo is one of my favorite people. He's a very unusual and very amazing person. The last thing I would ever want to do is hurt that guy. And the last thing I'd ever want to do is say something that would have people think about him in a negative way. Just being too hard on himself.

He's been too hard on this video. He's way too hard on this video. He's been way too hard. Yeah, you apologize. Don't listen to online. The thing that I love about Joe Rogan, what he hears, he's admitted that it was a selfish thing. Yeah, he said, well, he was to stand a guy.

He didn't mean to. It was just an oversight. It wasn't even selfish. It's just, in my view, he was, I totally understand what he's saying. And I totally understand how what he was, he was just, I think he's being too hard of himself. Yeah, he's being too hard. But, you know, it is what it is.

It's all good. It's all good. have you ever been i hate that guy oh my god he suck but i think i think he was a little callous about the suffering douglas murray yeah i mean i like a lot of what he does it's not he does a lot of great he's got a lot of fucking great amazing things to say i've read his book he was such a jerk off in that debate yeah yeah well the problem is he was he was when you're english and removed from the fact that children are being in many ways you could make the argument A being murdered.

No, no, there's no. You're saying, make the argument. I'm saying, oh no. I'm saying, oh no. There's a lot of evidence. There's a lot of evidence. There's a lot of evidence that children and aid workers,

there's a lot of evidence, whether you want to agree with it or not, you have to take seriously the evidence that would suggest that they were deliberately targeted in many cases. Deliberity. It's one thing to say, it's collateral damage. It's nothing.

And so there's, that has to be contended with. And so he seemed very, very, he seemed Douglas Murray seemed very emotionally removed from the reality of us you know the have you ever been thing is the meme is right what's that when Douglas Murray kept on saying have you ever

because his argument he's never been then you can't say anything it was in that instance in many ways as Dave Smith says it's a non-argument because we all see we all saw the absolute fucking war zone devastation yeah and everyone

who has an imagination knows how horrible it is for the average Palestinian. He's basically telling Dave since he's never been he shouldn't have any perspective on it. Yeah, which is insane. Have you ever been? Have you ever been to Epstein Island? Yeah. You could still have an opinion on it. And if we are going to do, have you ever been,

then all of history goes out the window. Because I've never been back there either. And I know the Holocaust happened. Yeah. You, you, you, there are a certain ways. Have you ever been? Yeah, that was wild. I tried that with a history professor once.

Have you ever been? I got checked. Yeah. I said, well, how do we know? Anybody get checked? He goes, if we're going to go down this route, you're not going to be able to know anything. Okay. Did you want to discuss this?

Because I'm kind of over it now. Mark Furman died of cancer. Yeah, that's interesting point, too, though. Didn't like a lot of people from OJ Simpson. He was an amazing detective, right, B? He was great. Yeah, he was the lead detective, like, good. And then, you know, he was working with a script writer.

and they said, what is some of the stuff you've heard the cop say and he started using the N-word? And she recorded that and then gave it to OJ's defense team. So he was like, and they said,

have you ever used the word? And he was like, next thing I know, like, I'm the guy, I'm the escape goat for OJ. He's like, and that is not the case.

He's like, it ruined my life. Like, I couldn't go into restaurants anymore. They labeled me as a racist. And he goes, the whole context was she was writing a script for,

you know, like as a cop in L.A. and they were asking him what has some of the race stuff you've heard and so he was explaining that and she recorded it he loses his job too oh yeah oh yeah in his life wow yeah yeah yeah have you ever been that's so fucked up because he was by all accounts great cop yeah yeah yeah great cop but they you know for the oj's team they're like let's go after this guy that's a slam dunk yeah yeah and they're like well they remember it was during the rodney king shit too right after that so they're like let's make this a racial thing it was not a racial thing

But he was the escapego. Although I'm too young to know, but was the Watts riots before? Way before. Before, yeah. Way before? That was the 60s. Okay. Because that was, is that the one where they pulled the guy out of the truck on?

No, those, now, you're talking about two different things. Reginald Denny. After they beat the fuck out of Reginald Denny and they caught it on camera, cops taking batons to his body. No, that's Rodney King. So the riots, the right jury. Yeah. You're way off.

The Rodney King riots, that was also in Watts. Was Reginald Denny the truck driver? Yeah. Reginald Denny was the truck driver. You guys, like that. The Rodney King, it was a Rodney King when Rodney King got the fuck beat out of him. Were you in L.A. at the time when... What year was that?

I got to L.A. 95. 93? Yeah, I got to L.A. in 95. So I was 92 I wasn't there I was in D.C. You were D.C.?

No, I was in New York City. So when they were rioting, you know what they couldn't riot and fucking loot all the Korean stores because the Korean people And they stand on top of the buildings

with the guns? With assault rifles. Damn. You touch something. Dude, the Koreans, they start looting, we're starting to shoot. Yeah.

Yeah, I know those guys were all Korean. They were all war vets and they were no joke. They were fuck with Koreans now. So if you're going through it, you'll see a lot of buildings on fire, they'd see a Korean store just perfectly fine. Look at that. Yeah, they're not having it. And they got headbands with the headbands? They'll shoot you

right now. They run out of ammo. You got to deal with their kung fu? No, you got to. The fucking cops didn't come and protect them. They had a really hard time. They didn't need to. They didn't need to. Chene's like, we'll take it from here. Yeah, they're gangsters. I feel like in today's Los Angeles, though, they'd

getting so much trouble just for having the they'd be the ones that got in trouble for having this. They would be the ones that they would arrest and then leave the criminals. That's L.A. in a nutshell. They're tough as fuck. Look at them. I love Koreans. What else you got, Jen? Okay, so these are Sinoza's current events. Let me see which one's the best out of these. This is

this one fancy? This one's weird because look, it says 8.4 million worth of cocaine found on a truck carrying Kim Kardashian skims. So she's being blamed for this which doesn't help is Kanye in an Instagram story post which has now since been deleted. He goes, How do you think she made all her money?

Oh, damn. He's so silly. She made money by choking on Ray J's cock. Like, oh, Connie, you don't know how she made money? Her mom directed her fucking... Entire life. Ray J. going balls deep in her ass. Yeah, so then she became the best manager of all time.

Yeah. And by the way, think about that for a second. I'm going to reshoot porn scenes starring my daughter. That's who that chick is. Okay, that's who... That's a good manager. Kardashians' mom is. Yeah, I wish my man.

have the same work ethic. Right? I gotta talk to my guy. Unbelievable. Man. But apparently drug cartels pick like these. Clothing, a lot of times it's transport,

I shouldn't say. I actually know a little bit about this. Oh, what do you think you're gonna rat on the fucking? No, so they. God forbid you run into them at a event. No, they, I shouldn't say how they get.

They use trains. They use trains. Take it easy. And they use trucks because clothing is not really, there are a couple of things you can do. You can use trucks because clothing isn't really usually scrutinize the way they do you know how they do you know how the trump administration you know they they find out if you're transporting cash and drugs shoot a laser through the through the car

yeah that's true machines yeah right and they can tell by the density um like how brian thought this was breaking news it's also on every you catch a smuggler episode is it yeah man okay i shouldn't say have you ever been i just know somebody who is that's what that is yeah i shouldn't say how they catch the criminals i don't give any secret They'll do that. They'll do that by, they're all kinds of ways. But here's the other one.

You can take a truck that's refrigerated, right? And you got, you know, I mean, you're transporting ice cream. If you get pulled over, you're not, if the cops,

like you gotta empty your truck, it's like, they got this frozen shit. What the fuck are you talking about? You're going to dump all the ice cream? I got, you know, 5,000 pounds of ice cream or whatever.

Yeah, this is a stupid thing. It's also in the United Kingdom. Like, it's not like Kim, Kardashian smuggling cocaine. She also, she's a billionaire. She doesn't need to do that.

I know. That's the dumbest shit ever. So I was going to say that the drug cartels use high profile items that are, you know, they're always routine. So they don't check them as much as, you know, check all the trucks. Huh?

You can't check all the trucks. No, they're going to get there. Imagine the same route all the time with like really expensive stuff that, yeah. They know that they don't, they're not tied to us. We don't just make money on this podcast with commercials.

You know what I mean? That's all I'm to say. There's one more, Jen The plane crash Let's Anyone do this one? See what else have Yeah, I know the plane crash

I'm bored with that All right I think we're good then All right boys Girls Good Whoa I kind of want to see that

What is that about Who is that Let's take a look A shocking video I've been seen on video Shooting into a home The President A 17 year old

Thanks so much for joining us first at forum, Kim Anderson. And I'm Jamie Bo. The family of that 19-year-old now left heartbroken and searching for answers. WBTV, South Carolina reporter, Rachel Richardson, is live in Rock Hill. Yeah, a lot to get through here. Rachel, walk us through what happened.

Well, it happened here in Rock Hill over the weekend. 19-year-old Cameraya Tidwell was killed in front of her home on Mount Gallant Road, and we do want to warn you that some may find the video that we're about to show you disturbing. The man you see here, armed with a weapon is believed to be 34-year-old Sean Hubbard. One shot is fired into the home on Mount Gallant Road Saturday night. No one was hurt. Hubbard reportedly returned that night.

When police arrived, they found 19-year-old Cameriah Tidwell dead in the front yard of her home. My daughter gave you the shirt of her back. She can't help you with anything. She didn't judge nobody. She doesn't judge nobody. She loves her family. That's that for everybody. And then asked for nothing in return. My neighbor was a age. God, that's so much. You guys just shot through the door?

Now Hubbard is charged with murder and possession of a weapon during a violent crime. At five, hear more from this mother about how. Man, he sounds like a class A shithead and about as dumb as it gets. Here's my face, everybody. That's a hard one to make silly goose. Have you ever been? All right, let's wrap this, Jim. Yeah. Well, on that note.

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