The Fighter & The Kid - Since U Been GANE?! + Kelly Clarkson’s $15M Bird | TFATK Ep. 1230
Episode Date: October 15, 2026Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen debate Josh Hokit vs. Ciryl Gane, react to Kelly Clarkson’s mechanical bird controversy, and talk the scariest horror movies ever on The Fighter and The Kid ...Episode 1230.Can Josh Hokit’s wrestling expose Ciryl Gane’s biggest weakness? The guys break down the UFC heavyweight matchup, Hokit’s athletic background, and why his chances could come down to whether he wrestles or tries to trade punches with Gane.Meanwhile, Bryan has plans to walk into Kingsway and clean house. Brendan wants a camera crew there for entirely different reasons. Halloween costume talk turns into a horror movie debate covering The Black Phone, Sinister, The Exorcist, The Conjuring, and The Blair Witch Project—including the stories behind The Exorcist’s supposedly cursed production. Brendan also shares his takes on Stephen King’s Carrie on Prime Video and Josh Hartnett’s Below on Netflix.Also on this episode: Kelly Clarkson’s dispute with Brooklyn’s Art of Play and the mechanical bird now carrying a $15 million asking price, Jim Norton’s ruthless call-in advice, viral political clips, and Chin’s story about a pinky ring causing a very unexpected reaction.What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? Subscribe to TFATK for more comedy, UFC discussion, and Brendan and Bryan giving each other absolutely no peace.TEN THOUSAND - If you want to check them out, head to https://tenthousand.cc/, that’s https://tenthousand.cc/, and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order. That’s https://tenthousand.cc/, code PODCAST15. Ten Thousand: built for however you trainMudflap - Sign up at https://muddy.com/fighter fighter and get $100 in free fuel credit after approval. That's https://muddy.com/fighter for $100 in free fuel credit.O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on, baby.
What's up, pal?
I'm having trouble moving my body.
A little bit too much jujitsu with young people.
Going with some youngsters?
Yeah, and doing some wrestling.
That's not good.
So you guys start with wrestling, or how do you guys do it?
You can't be, well, it goes to its feet and then you're doing takedowns.
You can't be 59 and do two things.
Two things at 59.
Don't wrestle and don't run sprints.
Not a good idea because it's a terrible idea.
Terrible idea.
And don't squat.
heavy. You guys are running sprints at the end? No, no. But you're wrestling. I'm like,
shot a double today. Oh yeah. What? Yeah. What? Um, it's what you like to do. Hey,
do you have fun? Jeff fun? Well, I'm gonna, my, my goal is to really get to a point where I can
walk into Kingsway and say, let's do a round Robin, clean your mouths. Let's see what's up.
If your mouths aren't clean, if your faces aren't clean, I'm going to clean them for you.
Time to wipe the mat.
No need to clean the mat after I'm done because the mat will be clean.
And that's my goal.
And what kind of time estimate are you giving yourself?
Time's not on our side.
It's not on our side.
So I got to really focus, right?
I got to focus.
And I know I have your support on this.
I know I have your support on this.
I mean, I won't be there.
I don't know what's going on.
No, I won't be.
Boy, why are you smiling?
No, I'm with you.
I want to see you go in there.
Yeah, because you know what?
I'll hire you.
I can recruit a follow you, but I don't want to be associated.
Now, I was hoping you'd corner me.
No, no, no, no.
I want to be like, hold on Chubb?
No, hold on.
Yeah, as a point of pride, your boy's there, man.
You know what I mean?
Warm me up.
You know, I'm on the outskirts.
Warm me up.
And before we go, you go, I want you to do this.
Hey, guys, I'm telling you, don't sleep on Callant.
I'm telling you, come correct.
It's best just to show up on and out.
And then we go, God, who's the old wrinkle guy?
He's tough.
Yeah, tough.
That's what you want.
He's tough.
Tough.
He's tough.
Last time it took us five seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
But now, now he's six.
No, no, no.
I'll say that because I'm not hearing a peep out of ankle locks.
I'm not, or foot locks or any of that stuff.
You got that.
I'm building my defense on that.
You know what you should be doing instead of focus on jihit-
Anything else?
Yeah, well.
Anything else.
Anything else?
But it's just you, man.
If that's what you like to do.
It's a bit.
hour. That's what you like to do. It's an hour. I do a little minute. Here's what I do. I do a half hour workout and a
half hour roll and I'm done. So 30 minutes rolling. Yeah, no more than that.
I mean, I mean, still more than Gable Stevenson. Uh, anyway, but um, by the way, it's Gable
Stevenson and I've been saving Stevenson. It's not Stevenson. It's Steveson. Yeah, there's no
end, but also change your name. I agree. But also change your name. But also when you can get that
right. Oh, no, no, no, no. Throw the end in there. Don't you're wrong. I'm very aware it's
decent. And also it doesn't matter. But around these parts, it's Stevenson. It also doesn't matter.
Yeah, yeah. Come on, we can get the name right. It box me when they add an end. Oh, no, you don't
understand. Yeah. It's David. It does bother them people call you Brandon and they've known
that's different. That's different. It bothers me. People have known you forever or they've known
about us or whatever.
I was like,
uh,
you,
you with,
you with,
you with Brandon Schwab.
Oh, man.
Yeah,
that's tough.
Uh,
I am.
I am.
What do you,
uh,
have you got your Halloween costume lined up?
So my wife.
Yellow bastard?
My wife.
Right?
Yellow bastard.
Every year.
Bring that up,
Chin.
Again.
Yeah,
we got to hit it home.
Because it's annoying
you haven't done this yet.
Dude.
You would crush it,
dude.
I really,
really makes me,
it makes me mad you're saying that.
although I have to say
we just need some
same nose same ears similar
it's so spot on it it would crush at the parties
dude
crush bro god
and they'd go where's your costume
and I'd go but no they'd be like
holy shit yellow bastard from since city
you have liver trouble bride because you're
look at that that is so awful
now I it would I dude
it would crush so hard at the Austin house parties
yeah that's we or not or it's a deep dive
Or it's a deep dive and they would go, I don't get it.
And why did you paint your face yellow and do nothing else?
Hold on.
You're the sadistic crazy guy from Sin City?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Similar legs, by the way.
Oh, the whole thing is.
No, no.
Spot on.
No.
No.
No.
I'm dropping gems today, dude.
This would be a home run at the Halloween parties.
Listen, I'm not mad at it.
I'm not mad at all.
It's good.
That was such a good movie.
Very good movie.
movie right i think they did part two part three oh dude i got a show for you my boy k if
yeah my boy kfc goes been out for a while though yeah yeah but uh my boy kFC from barstool
he does he like recommend shows right and usually i'm like yeah no shit dude like game of thrones
or fucking house of the dragons yeah yeah all the big dogs but then i get on there he goes
i got to show for you guys you got to watch it surprisingly it was really well done it's good
you got check out Carrie, which is a Stephen King novel, I think, a short story movie.
Yeah.
Back in the day.
They redid it.
It's on Amazon.
Buddy.
Really?
Oh, me and wifey binged in three days.
Is that true?
So we stay up to midnight finishing it.
So what do you like about it?
Scary?
Not really scary.
I do like scary, but this one, no, it's not, this isn't scary.
Let me see the official trailer.
We won't be able to show it, but it is good.
Really?
So you want to see it or not?
We won't be able to show it.
But in the fans, no carry, right?
But it's good.
And it's an updated version two.
And it's from the same.
It's from the same producers who did House on the Left, which is if you're into like horror stuff, that's an all-timer.
Really?
Oh, it's good.
Really?
Oh, all right.
Man, is it good?
I like it.
Oh, shit.
She's back, finally.
Yeah.
That's her friend.
She's been gone for a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's a mom in it.
That Katie Sackoff, heavy on the.
sack. Her face is crazy, huh?
Where's that?
All right.
She looks good there.
Yeah.
Well, sometimes women get older and they tend to...
Turn to quagmire.
They tend to do a little too much sometimes.
Bro, you know, Jim Norton's one of my faves.
Yeah.
He listened to his podcast.
Dude, he had a caller calling.
And he had like a female guest on.
You could tell she's, you know, she's not playing the hardcore, like, you know, jokes.
Yeah.
So he had a female call.
Or he had a guy calling.
He's like, hey, you know, he takes college.
I do.
I've been thinking about it since I heard it.
It's so fucking, it's a throwaway.
It's so fucking funny.
So this guy calls and he goes, hey, man, I need some advice.
And Jim's like, sure, what do he got?
And he's like, well, me and my best friend, my girlfriend, we would get, we got drunk.
And then me and my girlfriend split up.
And this is about six months ago.
And then she called and was like, hey, I can't live with this guilt anymore.
When you were passed out, me and your best friend.
friend would hook up, we'd have sex.
And Jim's like, I'm sorry, you're calling because you're thinking about it every day in
Jacket off?
Like, what's the problem here?
He's like, I'm sorry, that's a cuck take.
I'm so sorry.
So that's funny in itself.
But then the guy goes, you guys, yeah, but my best friend doesn't know, I know this.
Should I approach him and kill him?
Like, what do I do?
And Jim's like, no, I don't do any of that.
He's like, yeah.
And then he's like giving him like legit advice.
And then Jim goes, wait, hold on, hold on.
Was he hot?
And the guy goes, well, that's the thing.
I think my buddy is awkward.
He comes like Thanksgiving dinners and shit,
but I think he's being awkward because she was fat.
And Jim goes,
oh,
what are we doing?
Let the pig eat.
But it's just like,
it's so rude.
But then for Jim,
it was like,
it was so hot because off the cuff too.
Because he's legit like,
oh,
what are you doing, man?
Let the pig eat.
You're like, fuck, dude.
Oh, man.
You could tell the female, guess he had on was like, oh, Jesus.
But Jim.
That just surprised me.
I went, whoa.
You're fucking.
I was like, but he was like, it was his legit reaction.
Oh, what are you talking about?
Let the pig eat.
Next caller.
Very appropriate way to get away from that.
So, fucking funny.
Dude, I was laughing my fucking guard the whole way.
I could not stop laughing at it.
God, that's funny.
Oh, what are you talking about?
Let the pig eat.
Next call.
Fuck, dude.
That's a great.
great sign off. Oh my God. It was so fucking funny. I don't like making fun of,
I don't like making fun of people's for their weight issues. Oh, I do. Yeah, yeah. No,
because that's your own thing. You can fix that. But, um, yeah, it was so fucking funny.
Man. So, so good. Yeah, my kiddos picked their Halloween outfits. I got to tell you,
the people are you going to seem like, huh. Yeah. Tiger's DJ marshmallow.
Yeah. I let them pick their costumes. You know, we usually come up with a family concept. We'll
take like pictures, you know, like Flintstones, Adams family, whatever bullshit. And then I let
them pick their own outfits to wear to school. Tiger's like, oh, dad, I want to be this. I'm like,
DJ Marshmell, is he big? But I'm assuming he's like a Fortnite costume or something. That's why he's
big. And then Bosty, this is, DJ Marshmails easy. That's it. You wear a fucking hat and he
has the jacket and pants and jeans, the white jeans. That's easy. That's whatever harmless.
Bosty goes, dad, I want to be the guy from black fun.
phone. Oh, Jesus. I go, well, what? Remember, Bossy's six. I go, what? He goes, I want to be there from
black phone. Can you find me the, the mask? I go, well, first of all, have you seen black phone? He goes,
no. My buddy, that's a very, very, no, no, Tiger seen. He's going to middle school. Bossy's
fucking five, dude, six. I'm like, uh, hey, you can't watch. Oh, that's why he was so upset. He wanted
the glasses too.
So I go,
I got,
dude,
I don't know,
that's such a niche
kind of costume,
dude.
But again,
I think it's
because they see it
on the video game.
Yes, yes.
So I'm like,
it's not gonna be,
there's no way it's on there.
So I go on Amazon,
sure enough,
it's on there.
He wants it.
I get it from,
and now he won't pipe down.
He's like,
dad,
I need the glasses.
Uh-huh.
Oh,
you have to have everything.
He was dad.
I need the glasses
and the hat.
I'm like,
buddy,
I've seen the movie.
There's no glasses.
me and him are arguing for a solid 30 minutes after football.
I'm like, he doesn't, he wears a mask.
Why would you put glasses over the mess?
It doesn't make sense.
I love kids because I have these same.
He's arguing all day.
Chin, if you go back to the poster that motherfucker, I'm just realizing now.
He was like, dad, look your brain from.
I'm like, I don't need to, buddy.
He doesn't wear glasses.
Sure enough, that's what Bossie's fucking talking about.
Very funny.
He was.
No, they don't miss a beat, dude.
So my son.
Let me see it?
My son wants, uh, yeah, his glasses on.
Look at that.
I'll give him my meta glasses.
Wow.
The menclosters are similar.
No, they're not.
He's going to want the real ones.
How creepy is that mask?
You know what the movie's about?
I love it because it's in Denver in my hometown.
There's certain shots in Denver.
Like I grew up as a kid, riding bikes.
We're scared of the van, right?
That movie's so good.
My son's a zombie.
And when he found out that his costume was coming in the mail,
he said, I don't feel well, Mommy.
He told the teachers he didn't feel.
well because he wanted to go.
Oh, he wanted to be there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then it turned out he was sick.
Oh, well.
Yeah.
But you guys saw he's messing around.
Yeah.
But, um,
yeah, DJ Marshfellow.
He's not taken off his zombie costume.
He's not taking off his zombie costume.
Oh,
I'd have this conversation with Bossie because the way we got to Black phone, which is so people
are like, you're a terrible dad.
But the way we got to Black phone is he wanted the, the actual beer outfit from Five Night
at Freddy's, which they've seen that.
Have seen Five Night of Freddy's?
No. You know like the, uh, the mechanical things at fucking Chuck E Cheese?
It's those, but they murder people.
Oh, nice.
I watch the movie with them.
It's so bad, but it's huge with kids.
This, this show's huge, huge, yeah, the movie.
I think there's like two or three of them.
Is it, is it?
And they actually don't hurt kids.
They hurt adults and they take care of the kids.
So I think that's why kids mess with it.
Okay, so.
But he wanted that costume.
It's a horror movie.
It's a horror movie.
Wow.
And I was like, oh, this is easy.
But he was like, no, I want the real deal, dad.
Like the fur and all that.
He's 10, though, right?
Tiger's 10.
Yeah, so he's getting to an age where he can navigate.
I'll see six.
Because my son, when he was 10, 11, 12, was obsessed with this shit.
Like, like, the horror movies.
But remember, their dad's obsessed with this.
Me and the mom, me and Joe loved for.
So you guys are.
So my first wife was obsessed with scary movies.
I love, oh, my God.
Like, we watched that movie one time, uh, uh, uh,
paranormal, whatever it was.
Yeah, paranormal activity.
And the girl's up on the fridge and she's like, like that.
I'm like with my, she's all like here.
And she goes, I've never heard her do that.
She's super feminine.
She goes, ah!
Scream to my ear.
My ear's still never been the same.
Yeah, I love it.
I love all the skis.
People like to be scared.
I think that's why the kid, yeah, horse is the biggest genre.
It makes them.
People love to get scared.
Yeah.
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What's the scariest movie you've ever fucking seen?
Jim, you too.
I would probably go with.
sinister.
Really?
Yeah.
With Ethan Hawk.
I think that's number one for me.
Chan,
what about you?
It's so dark.
And that's also kids killing their parents.
Yeah.
So dark.
Sinisters.
Oh,
yeah.
And plus Ethan Hawks in that too,
right?
Yeah.
Black phone's up there now.
I've never seen.
I have to see it then.
Yeah.
I didn't see.
I was like,
I don't know,
this is stupid.
Ethan Hawk wears a mask.
I'm not like in buying this bullshit.
And then we're on a,
uh,
we're in Houston for a game.
And Tiger kept asking to watch us.
I'm like, fuck it, we'll watch it.
We end up watch it three times that weekend.
It's so good.
Really?
Black phone's really good.
Black phone 2 is a little weird, but Black Phone 1's great.
For me.
But I like, have you seen like all the insidiouses, Ammaville horror?
The Conjuring 1's great.
Conjuring 2 is good.
Condering 1 will get you gone.
Conjuring 1's good.
Have you seen?
But you know it came out though?
You know the two married couple that are, they wrote a book about that.
They're all based off, quote, quote, real stories.
They passed away.
So but so I but at the time I think they have the rights to it and their kid runs their estate now, but apparently it's going to come out that they're complete full of shit.
Uh, yeah.
I could have told you.
Yeah, wait.
There's no haunted basement.
Think about in the 60s and 70s.
If you were able to.
There's no way to prove it.
I read Amityvilleville horror.
It terrified me because it was based.
Well, that's a real story.
The exorcist was based on on a William Batty who was a journalist.
There was a kid, I think in Egypt.
Look this up.
who had who was speaking different languages.
That's real.
And so.
But then have you ever seen the, have you seen the horrors that happened to the cast of extras after
filming that?
Literally like weeks after filming it.
You ever looked up that?
A teenage boy, I'm sorry, Coddice Teen Maryland experiences, series of bizarre disturbances.
For decades, he was known publicly as Roland Doe or Robbie Mannheim.
His identity was eventually reported blah, blah, blah.
13, 14 year old and came from a German-American family.
he had an and introduced him to a Ouija board which later became part of the family interpretation of what's happening
uh scratched noises in the house objects apparently moving eh and scratched on the boy's body
you know you know was he being abused i don't know
Jen, go to the tragedy of the cast of the exorcist.
Look up that.
That's the dark shit.
I'll tell you what scared me.
I don't know why it scared the shit out of me.
Maybe because it was the devil and it was just this angel heart.
Oh, I thought you were going to say grumpy old man.
No.
Angel heart scared the fuck out of me.
Angel heart was.
Be look at this.
This is real.
So go up, Chin.
So it was absolutely the 1973 exorcist.
has one of the strangest and saddest history
surrounding its cast and production.
A number of people died during
and shortly after filming,
several cast members suffered serious injuries
or difficult personal tragedies.
All right, so the most tragic is Jack McGarren.
McGowan.
Yep, the alcoholic film director
who was killed by reen.
He finished scenes,
then remarkably died about a week later
after finishing scenes.
Age 54.
His death with complications.
Yep, there you go.
His character dies in the movie.
the one that played the elderly mother.
She died before the film was even completed.
Age 989.
Okay.
So there's two who do even see it.
Ellen, Chris, serious back injuries during filming.
But she had a back injury.
All right.
I mean.
This is one more to some aspects.
The scream heard of the finished movie,
essentially.
Linda Blair.
Oh, so do you remember of the filming?
She screams?
She was an act in her back.
I got a dog from Linda Blair.
She has a pit bull farm, yeah.
The young girls fucked.
It's just all this tragedy going along with it.
Yeah, one day almost got hit by Morris.
I go, that's whatever.
Yeah, it was, it's not, yeah, I hear you saying,
but it's almost killed.
Yeah.
So according to accounts of the production,
nine people connect to the film
where people close to a production died
during the film period.
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
not all these people were members of the cast or even directly involved in the production.
Hey, you fucking guys, and then there was a fire.
It's semi-cursed in a normal way.
It's semi-cursed.
It's pretty crazy, though.
That many.
Yeah.
But have you seen The Exorcist?
Yeah.
Great movie.
Yeah.
The Omen.
Yeah.
Don't really hold up now.
Yeah.
A lot of these movies.
We're so spoiled.
Well, today's stuff, they do it by jump scares.
So you'll, you'll, there's a.
a whole website that has the list of jump scares.
And there's some ways that like 127 jump scares.
Oh, dude.
I'm on Instagram and the guy goes,
this is why you never reach into a deep hole.
And the guy's in there.
He's pushing me.
He goes, that's so deep.
And he goes back in there.
And, and the, you know, like,
how they hit me with that?
No, it just was like this, this cartoon.
Like that.
And I fucking, I hurt my neck.
I'm like, blah, like that.
And I fucking whiplash my fucking neck.
What's your scariest movie,
through. I was going to say like Exorcist was one because I was younger. Yeah. And then that scene where she's
going down the stairs like, dude, her backs twisted. Yeah. But then,
Erie and she pisses the rug. You get anything to nash or? But, uh, no, no, no,
since 1999. Hold on. Hey. Hey, bro. You asked the scariest was. Yeah. Yeah. This is when I felt
the most scared. When I didn't know Blair Witch was real or not. Faction. We got that. We got that.
We had that. Blair Witch was. Well, no, Blair Witch for about a month before it was, before he came out. It was fake.
Because I remember that, okay, this movie's coming out.
It's actual footage of witches and all this shit.
Yeah.
So me and my buddies go, I think Fox Theater in downtown Denver, it was like Tivoli's, I forget
where it was at.
We were fucking mortified.
And then a month later it comes out like, it's all fake.
They recorded.
There's not real.
Like, oh, but when you thought it was real, buddy.
Yep.
Buddy.
Yeah, man.
And you know the Texas chainsaw massacre, it says based off a true story.
God, that thing is so.
exaggerated. So the director took stories from Ed Gaines. Remember, like he made lanterns out of their
skin, the face mask. This is just some dude in Texas who happened to kill like one or two people
with a chainsaw. But you can go to the house. It's like a historic site now for Halloween. And they
actually relocate it. It was, it's like, I think it's in Round Rock now, which isn't far from us.
Wow. Yeah, that'd be cool to go to. Very cool. I don't know about very cool, but something to do.
I'll go there.
Something to do.
Yeah, Blair Witch.
Blair Witch was really good.
Paranormal activity was pretty wild.
Yeah.
The ones that are closer to real life.
That was scary too.
Yeah, some of these movies that were big hits.
Yeah, I tried watching Nightmare on Elm Street the other day.
It was just on like AMC.
I'm like, when I was a kid out of Freddy Krueger post or my room.
Scared the shit out of you, right?
When I was a kid, do you watch it?
I auditioned for that actor.
He was directing a movie.
No way.
So you were going to be Freddy Krueger?
No, I was
No, he was
Freddy Kruger
Was directing a movie
Oh, the actor
He was a bit of a fan
Of mine from Mad TV
And I came in
And he was so cool
And I didn't get the part
Because I was frankly just okay
This guy makes bank
Doing signings and shit
Oh yeah
Robert England
Yeah
Great guy
Smart and cool
And just really
Special guy
What a gig
The amount of makeup
And there's a bunch of them
Like they recently did
The Winsel, the last Friday
There was a Freddie like fucking a year ago, two years ago
I don't know if it was him
Also with AI now
You kind of dope
Yeah
Yeah Freddie was scary when I was a kid
You watch it now though
You're like alright well
It's scary because you
It's when you go to sleep
Do you see him so you don't want to go to sleep
It's all
It just fucks you to your head when you're a kid
Yeah when you're a kid it does
Well I'll tell you what though
I'll tell you what movie I just, or it's a series on Netflix.
It was number one on there with Josh Hartnett.
Have you seen it?
It's number one trending show.
Me too.
He's great.
Dime piece.
I think the castings off his kids and fucking sister and that.
But it's a movie and they live somewhere where like they're dependent on like below.
I'm going to give you the plot here.
I'm going to give you the plot here.
It's a man-eating squid.
Not skid.
Gary. And then the squid, I guess when it touches people or if you get in contact with it,
you get super thirsty and you want to commit suicide, buddy. Well, that's a lot. Now, it's well done.
God, it's just if could you have done anything but there's, I eat calamari, bitch. There is nothing
scary about a squid. So you watched it and it just didn't do it. I have two left. I get to finish it.
Yeah. It's a squid. But I looked at my wife. This is number one trend. I get it. Does the squid do
anything first? Like, that's kind of stupid. I'm like, it's so dope.
It shot well, the story's cool, but anything but a fucking squit.
Also, just stay out of the water.
You got no problem.
Case solved, dude.
Don't get, I'm in your stupid boat.
Case fucking solved.
Have you watched this guy, Ash, what's his name, Ash, the guy who's in the Congo Basin?
Have you seen him?
He's in a inflatable kayak, all right?
He did Rogan's podcast, but he's in the Congo Basin.
he's going down like it's 700 kilometers and he's going down the Congo basin in the water
where places nobody places nobody's been and he's an inflatable kayak with these giant
nightos and hippos are the biggest word yeah but it's not just hippos hippos with suicide
like they will kill you yeah i know if you are they try to stay deep in the water because they don't
stay they walk along the yeah they're also there's only a
If there's like babies around or territorial.
Yeah, but the problem is if you're going down the middle, you're chilling.
But if you're going down the middle.
No, they come out.
Do anything happen to him?
Not yet, but people die.
Hey.
People get messed up.
But he's fine.
So the other reason is like diseases are what get you guys.
For sure.
Crocodiles, yes.
It's the mosquitoes.
Yeah, he goes, you get these weird diseases, man.
You get this weird shit going on.
And he's white.
He's like from America.
He's whitey.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
It's the mosquitoes.
The skeeters is the geets.
I'll take my chance with the hippos.
So during the African slave trade, the British or the slave traders, wherever they were,
would try to go into the interior of West Africa and just die of yellow fever and a thousand other things.
That's why they started getting other black tribes to capture, you know.
I want you guys do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they stayed on the boat.
Jesus Christ.
Because it was a death sentence.
But that place, Congo has got things that we've never even heard.
heard of or have any answer to.
Just because we have no desire, because I'm sure we can explore it.
It's very hard to explore, though, because it's so impenetrable.
It's just dense vegetation.
So how's Homeboy doing it in a fucking rubber rack?
You can't even pull your rubber raft anywhere to pee or stop because there are no banks.
It's all vegetation that's kind of overgrown.
And so you can't do anything.
No thanks.
With, they say that the crocs because of all the, the violence over 20 years,
Some boys eating good.
They're eating good.
They're big.
And they're not afraid of humans at all.
So they get thrown in there and the crocs are like, hmm, yummy.
So they're extra large.
But I don't know.
I'm surprised if there's some of reason for us we need to go in there, we could do it.
But they're kind of like, he's one of those guys who does crazy shit, right?
He's like, nobody's ever done this.
Nobody has the guts.
Because even the locals, the locals are all telling them.
Like, the tribes are like, hey, you can't go down there.
Because there are hippos and they will absolutely attack your boat.
but he did it he's just doing it they just find a way to avoid it and they're always like this
i gave chin an update we got an update on the tiger kid oh chin thought he's mentally ill or something
like that he was a childhood actor oh no so is the man mauled to death by the tiger after jump into
the enclosure in england was a former child actor who started alongside harry potter
William Chapman
Wow
Years before his grisly death
Chapman who was in his 20s start opposite actress
Shirley Henderson in two-part series
So yeah he's straight up actor
He was emotionally distraught
Oh it says one-time actor
Described by friends emotionally distraught
Yeah it sounds like he was having a hard time
I it feels like there were some drugs involved
It looks that way
This is actually a really good break
Oh my
It's a good breakdown
of what the sky was.
You know this face from your TV screen.
This is 23.
You might recognize this face from your TV screen.
This is 23-year-old former child actor William Chapman,
who tragically died at Yorkshire Wildlife Park.
And his family has just broken their silence
to reveal his private mental health battles
and make an urgent plea to the public.
In a moving statement,
William's family described him
as a bright, warm and engaging,
young man. Before this tragedy, William was a talented young performer at the Jackie Palmer
Stage School, starring alongside Shirley Henderson in ITV's May Contain Nuts and appearing in the BBC
series True Stories. However, his family revealed he had been fighting significant mental illness
over a number of years. His family expressed severe distress over the online sharing of
offensive media footage, begging the public to stop circulating clips.
while the coroner and Doncaster Council investigate.
Park management confirmed that the Siberian tiger, Altai, will not be euthanized.
No, why would you?
How deepest thoughts and condolences.
I'll tell you guys the story.
What a crazy way to do it, though.
Schizophrenia hits young men usually in their 20s, not women, but typically young men.
And I had a friend who suffered from it.
And it was really interesting because he just started calling us and saying...
He was older though, right?
He was in his 20s when it started.
He called us, he said, hey, he said, I'll make up a name.
He said, Cameron's dad's trying to kill me.
And we were like, what?
And he goes, yeah, he's trying to kill me, so I got to figure out, I got to stay inside.
And we were like, wait a minute, you think you're joking around.
Then you go, oh, shit.
And then my buddy found him comatose on the street.
He was just like, just comatose, brought him in and all that.
He got some sleep.
He got better.
And, like, we didn't know how to help him.
We didn't know what was going on.
And then he came back.
He was on medication.
He got him better.
And then what's interesting is that he developed a brain tumor.
I know.
And then he died.
But maybe it had something to do with that.
I don't know.
You just don't know, dude.
You just don't know.
Like you can't help people.
He was awesome.
hilarious.
I don't know if that kid was schizophrenic,
but he clearly was suffering from.
Well, he looks,
he probably,
when you're suffering from severe mental illness like that in your 20s,
that typically is some,
it's got something to do with it.
And you know that they're finding that that all the ways to do it, man.
You know what they're starting to think that a lot of like mental illness,
like you see these people on the street who are talking themselves,
this is so crazy.
They think there's a mechanism that is not allowing them to sleep.
They're not getting.
That's why they're going to bat shit crazy.
Because they're not dreaming and they're not getting the actual sleep.
So they're when they're awake,
they're actually in a psychosis of dreams.
They're like having a dream.
It's fucking crazy.
so you know i hope we learn more and more about this stuff oh we will yeah we will um yeah don't jump into a cage
tegrays tegrays don't mess around yeah because i guess he asked this lady take a picture of him
with the tiger like in front of it and she did it and he's like thanks lady and he was like
see you jumped over the side i have that here i've always wanted to see
Grab a short myself.
Yeah?
Thank you very much.
Look to him talking.
Thank you, good lady.
There's another one.
Yeah.
He's inside.
It's a bummer.
You have a slide.
That's pretty much it.
He was just like, he was in there going, oh, oh, just like, you know.
Yeah, it feels like he was trying to end it in a weird way.
It seems like he was happy, though.
So I don't know.
We don't know.
And it kind of sucks to us showing footage, even though the parents don't want us to do this.
Yeah, man.
So it seems like when I see that, I feel like he probably had a combination of mental illness and he was taking a sort of drug.
Something was going on.
He was like super euphoric and just thought everything was kind.
Everything was nice and good.
Because typically like if you're a normal person, a tiger, it puts a primordial fear in you.
Yeah, he did not seem to have that.
Yeah, he might have been on something and he gets in there and that's like, oh my God, holy shit.
Or it's like, look at that thing.
It's beautiful.
And that tiger's like, excuse me?
Yeah.
Sorry.
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They said, I guess he played with him for a second.
They're hoping the tiger would go away and then he just went.
There are people that have to live, like in India, in villages, they go out and earn a living.
They have to go into the forest and they have to do a couple things.
One, tap trees for rubber.
Now, you're in the forest.
There are tigers that will kill you.
So that's a danger.
It's not mountain lions, sir.
Tigers.
And they're ambush predators.
You don't hear them.
And then the women go and collect crabs from the river.
Now, in the river, you've got couple things.
One is a saltwater crocodile, and the other is a muger crocodile, which are giant as well.
Either way, they're eating you.
And you all want to get upset about sending some traffic.
I mean, come on.
Or a $15,000 mechanical bull.
bird that you can't buy in the store.
Apparently the store or somebody
released the footage of her in the store.
Really? It's lame though.
Is it? You can't hear anything? No, there's no audio and she's
just talking to someone and they're walking away.
To be fair, $15,000 from
Mechanica Bird is a good price.
It's a steel. It's a steel.
It's a steel. Definitely shit on the business
because you couldn't get that bird. Yeah, but 15
grand for a mechanical bird is a
good deal. Solid deal and you
missed out on it. Now you're going to have to, we can't
sell you this one because we use it.
to generate even more money on our mechanical bird shows.
These are flying off the shell.
They're flying.
Our mechanical bird show.
When we put the sign of them and say mechanical bird show here, people, I mean,
it's a crazy line.
They run.
They burst through the doors.
You guys want to see a mechanical bird show?
Not a real one, but a mechanical one.
Sign me up.
And, but you can get a replica.
It's just going to take a while to build.
This is what they did now.
Is this still going on?
No, so the store is now putting.
you're on sale for 15 million.
You know how fun of a game this is if Kelly actually bought it just to prove a point?
You know what?
15 mil is a good price.
A little high,
a little high store.
I think a million would be good, right?
That's the asking price.
A mill is good.
15 mil is a lot.
Yeah.
Now you've got to buy it for 15.
Wow.
So that you can put it.
I like what this store is.
doing though they're funny i i agree and there's a chance they could sell this world's most famous
singing bird 15 million it's a steel yeah yep you just USA today add that rubin said the owner said
if someone actually bought molly he would give each employee in the shop 15 000 well sir you're about
to get 15 million and pay the artist one million with the rest of the money said he would buy plenty of
other you take that you take that 15 mil after taxes you put it in
an index fund and you just you pay the interest you you pay the interest you okay i think the guy's fine
with money what what he should do is give each employee a million dollars right the the thing here
is giving the employees that's what that's why he's it's basically doing like a uh a foundation
shit like a charity give him nothing to keep it all for yourself could okay that's another thing
you could do give him nothing interesting yeah
Critchin.
So after taxes in New York, to your point,
he would take half of that home.
Still 7 mil.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a lot of money to have in the bank clear and free.
7.4.4.3 million is really nice.
But damn, that's a lot of money they take out.
And if you put it in...
Two mil of that's going away
just from New York State income tax
and New York income tax.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
so okay but you still get seven million yeah nice yeah yeah what else you got jen all right this is wild
but trump beautiful tiger that he posted about the tiger attack and i guess it was yorkshire and then
he posted this maybe a day later less than day later oh geez god that's yeah imagine those pants
that's the problem yeah if you posted this
this and I was the parents.
I'm like, fuck you, bro.
I'm like, what would be?
And then this does mimic what that dude did as well.
So there is a relationship there.
But then asked why.
It couldn't confirm.
But it seems like it was something, you know,
there's something about that that he wanted to prove a point.
I guess one of the points is like,
if he was in the situation,
he could take the tiger.
Yeah, we're parents,
so it's hard, right?
You kind of go,
I don't know anyone who's going to like that.
I just don't get why you do it.
Like it's just, what benefits are you going to get from it?
I don't get it.
Yep.
Kind of dumb.
Yeah.
Okay.
Again, he has a whole team around him, though.
In a way.
You think they'd be like Mr. President?
I would wait on that.
Yeah.
Not now.
Also, if you find out,
let's do a different animal.
And he was struggling already.
It's like, I don't know, man.
It makes me feel bad.
I think he's funny.
I think that's funny.
I just not in that context.
Yeah.
All right. So this is the new press secretary.
That's her first day.
It's her first day out.
So I'll just play some of the, I guess they made this to make it her look bad, but I'll just play it.
Hardworking Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump and Republicans.
She's nervous.
It's not hard to see why.
He delivers on every promise.
In addition to that, we will be, we will be, there is $54 billion, $100,000.
She's nervous.
She's pretty.
To build eight, to build eight.
And now we have a booming economy and a great relationship with Venezuela.
American energy dominance.
It's basically like me doing this.
Just coasting.
And with that, I will take your questions.
I bet she gets better and better.
Yeah, she'll get better and better.
It's just, hey, look, man, it's a lot.
You're in front of the world.
Everybody's scrutinizing you.
She's beautiful.
Now, would I be going hard on the pain if she was ugly?
yes we all would that's the way the world works by hey because she's pretty oh come on
she's very she's very first thing i say come on it's her first day she's pretty i mean i'm
if she was a warlock i'm like jesus christ what are we doing here get her out of there
no i mean she gets all the passes and that's just the way the world works hey go hey
let's move let's be honest if she got out there and she just started speaking in a different
language would be like i like her i like her you know i like what she's doing she's you know i
I'm right there. I'm listening to her.
It's the way the world works.
Yeah. She's adorable.
And can I get some more color on her, some more pictures of her?
Who is this new bird represent our country?
What's going on just so I want to do some.
I like to do my own research.
Looks like that baldy.
You've got some heavy hitters.
Well.
Red, white and blue, am I right?
No, no.
Blue nuts.
No, no, sir.
I'm not going to.
I can't.
Katie Zacharia.
Trump was like, uh, her.
sir she's not very good speaking oh good we'll figure it out she's very cute god cute's not how i define that
she's she's but brian a bunny's cute when you call a grown woman cute she's hot she's beautiful it ages you so bad
cute really oh cute cute's like a kid cute's fucking a bunny what is zachariah what is that is she married
she's definitely married she is she accidentally called trump her husband or something like that during that
is that her old ass husband right there or no i hope it is
I fucking hope it is.
Dear friend, no.
Nope.
Yeah, she's very pretty.
I would go far as to say beautiful.
That's a stud family too.
That's a good-looking family.
She's winning.
He's a stud?
What's he doing?
We don't know much about him.
I don't know.
I mean, she's...
She's like a model, yeah.
She's be beautiful.
I'm a fan.
I'm a fan.
Yeah, keep going, girl.
Better luck next time.
You know what I mean?
You got this?
You got this?
You got this?
We got all the time of the world.
Take your time.
No hard questions.
Hey,
and somebody asked that hard question.
We go like this.
Hey, hey,
bro, hey, calm down.
What are you trying to do?
We're trying to do over there.
We relax with the hard questions.
She gets softball questions for at least the first three years.
How do they decide who's going to be the house speaker, though?
Don't you get to be really good at speaking?
Press secretary?
I think she is really good at speaking.
I think that was just a nervous situation.
You see how she is on.
She's very good.
Trump bought their mind.
Even Bill Marr went off
on wolf liberals
with Trump the rape
syndrome.
Have a look.
It is a phenomenon.
Do you want to watch us
to see your talk or no?
No.
But my thing is,
don't you have to be really good at speaking?
I think she is.
I think...
As Jonathan Trilly said,
he is threading this fine line.
He has to balance the interests
of the criminal of Tyler Robinson
and his Sixth Amendment right
to a fair trial
and no jury tampering.
and witness protection and also the public's right to information.
And so this is a very difficult thing.
She gets the job.
She seems like she has a little bit of a stuttering thing.
Now, she gets the fucking job, you guys.
Yeah, it's fucked.
The problem is it's like, no, she's just nervous.
It's like, yeah, yeah.
That's like hiring a quarterback and be like, ah, this first game, he's nervous.
Like, did you see?
But he's a quarterback.
Like, that's your job.
Did you see Madison Beer's husband who's not doing that well?
Yeah.
And Ocho Sinko.
Yeah, that's it.
He's like, yeah.
Let's bring you on me.
He goes, oh, fuck.
Let's play this.
I love that.
She's, uh, yeah.
He goes, I mean, I get it.
I'll keep it real.
I mean, they didn't know who she was.
How many times a woman going to say that?
That ain't going to happen, though.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
You think she's from the misting trip?
Uh-oh.
Absolutely.
That's what, that's what you do before the season and after the season.
You don't do it when we're ready to go to manage many times.
I don't even schedule anything.
Now, something might unforeseen might happen.
And, you know, something, and that's one thing.
But to take a trip.
Yeah.
It's too late.
It's too late now.
The young man, the young man will, man.
He whipped, man.
He whipped.
He whipped.
Damn.
I don't know how it.
Hey, Joe, nose wide open, huh?
Come on, man.
Y'all know what going on, man.
Man, that who-ha got him going.
crazy. He came.
Let me see who this chick is.
Maybe see what she looks like.
Ain't ain't that, ain't that much.
Ain't that much.
Oh, shit.
That's pretty much, yeah.
He's like, I mean, I get it.
He said, let me see what you.
Oh, shit.
I don't put too much cream in my coffee, but I get it.
Yeah, he's trying to catch his breath.
Yeah, she's pretty girl.
You got to play ball, man.
Not this year, but, you know.
Yeah, usually is.
Huh.
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there's a guy that fell out of a roller coaster in Georgia
and apparently has a pretty crazy past
damn survived a car fire and cancer you'd think you got you got
you're good it's like fucking
the sixth
movie for final destination man it's just they kept
kind of get him and couldn't do it that's it
damn 42 yeah what what happened he stand up
that's the thing they're still investigating it but
from witnesses they said that he was at one point
trying to get out and then he was hitting the roller coaster.
He also had a serious battle with COVID-19?
Yeah.
And a car fire.
But then suddenly he fell out and then people said he was levitating.
And then of course he ended up hitting other people on his way down.
Other people were bloody.
And you've seen Josh Hook post that picture?
No.
Video.
No.
Y'all hear about this?
Sig flags.
And they all read.
Oh, no
Oh
You all hear about it?
Yeah, I don't know
Okay, so he was
That's a picture
Or that's a, yeah
He was a larger man too
Hmm
Uh
How do you feel
Did we talk about
If you had to put your money
On Hokit
Serolgan
How fine
It depends what version of Hokit we get
He can't stand and bang
Like he did with
If he tries to get
You know
With Curtis Blades?
Yeah, that's not a good idea
With Cyril Gond
No
He won't get that close
he's got a wrestle.
He'll get that close
because you've got to get close to wrestle.
Yeah, but he's going to get
I think he's going to get
punched in the face very hard
and kicked by Cyril Ghan.
It's a good fight.
You think it's a good fight?
Yeah, great fight.
I think it's, I feel's very one-sided
for a lot of reasons.
Hope is a great athlete.
He's a lot smaller than Cyril Gond.
A lot smaller.
You know?
And not close to the striker.
So, you know.
Way better wrestler.
Way better wrestler.
Better wrestler. Way better wrestler.
As good as gone is, is in striking,
Hokka's just as good in wrestling.
All-American, Division I, Fresno State.
All-American.
You had no clue, right?
No, I did.
A monster.
I did.
Monster wrestling.
He hasn't had to show in it yet.
He hasn't.
So my thing is, the reason I went to bet on is because if Hokie goes in,
like, got to get this guy down, destroy him,
because that's serial guns, Achilles heel.
Yeah.
So if it's like pressure, don't get hit,
give me the cage, take him down.
I'm going to do that
I would pick Hokit
But if Hokka's like
No man I can stand with this guy
And it's an ego thing
Then yeah he's gonna he's gonna
I also think that
Well I think taking down a guy that much bigger
Who's been probably training
With big Eastern European wrestlers
He gets under hooks
You're against the cage
He's gonna he's gonna tire you out
Cyril Gondis looks way stronger bigger
Hogan than athlete
Hockey has way better cardio on zero guy
He does have good cardio
He does have good
You're talking about a Division 1 wrestler
B, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But he gets,
Hogan,
Hogan, who wrestled, I think,
at 85 or whatever it was.
1.95.
Is that true?
Yeah, because he went against Bo Nickle.
Yeah, wouldn't,
Bo was wrestling at 195?
95, I think.
I thought he was a lighter.
But then, remember also
running back at Fresno State.
That's crazy.
Like, athletically, he's more athletic
than Cyril Gahn.
Serogon looks the part,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's crazy.
But I wouldn't have been on it
because if Hoket,
again,
he doesn't have that much experience.
If he's like, I can trade with, I can trade with anyone.
He will, I think, probably be the quicker guy for a little bit,
and his cardio's better and his wrestling's effort.
Go back for a sec. Go back. Is he 230? Is he 230?
He's just walking around, yeah.
Well, that's not a small man. I mean, that's...
Okay, I know. That's a big boy.
231. Okay. He's...
That's small... 6-1-231. That's a light heavyweight.
It is a light heavy way. He could fight at light heavyways.
Yeah, he could.
Those guys are the 205.
are walking around at that.
Yes.
Some of the way 85ers are sometimes.
Yeah, compete call dresser at 197.
Wow.
Wow.
High school, he's 182.
Okay.
Yeah, I wouldn't have been it
because I haven't seen enough
of Hokka's fights up the high level
where he, like he got, you know,
Derek Lewis down fairly easy
with that single leg.
Yeah.
And Derek Lewis is a big cat.
Yes.
But again, Derek Lewis is a far cry from zero gone.
Yeah.
I think he's going to be good.
I really think it's me good because you have two super different styles.
Super different.
Hogan is, you know, also just a competitor and very confident, but I think he's going to get eaten up by Cyril Gond.
He could.
Yeah.
Yeah, he could.
It's tough.
It's by far the worst matchup from the heavyweight division.
Everyone else I can see an advantage.
Right.
But again, he has a huge advantage in the wrestling grappling.
Yeah.
Again, I think.
If he uses it.
Yeah.
That's a big if.
Usually he doesn't.
be interesting to see.
The question is
Cyril Gond must be working
with guys who are
every bit as good
on
takedown defense, right?
Would you say?
Yeah, so, I mean, Sirogon's
biggest asset's going to be his footwork,
not getting his back to the cage.
So,
there's a reason
Hoke's an underdog. He could do it, though.
He could do it. Yeah. And I'm definitely
rooting for him, but a tough fight.
Stylously, worst matchup for him.
Tough fight.
tough eyes what does you got jenn let's do this one
so this is a hold on this cracked me up you saw this bar this cracked me up so this is a
she's just drunk a democrat she's running for a single
she's drunk and she's like hey i would fire all republicans let me see it that's what i have to say
about that okay and our last question of the night is if elected what is one decision that
you expect to make that may be unpopular with some voters
but you believe ultimately would be in the best interest of Fayette County.
Oh.
I wouldn't raise your taxes.
She's on pills.
What is the one decision that I would make?
Samax.
Come me.
Repeat that again.
What is the one decision that I would make that might not be popular for Fayette County?
Right.
That may be unpopular with not vote.
But is in the best interest of the county.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Firing all Republicans.
I wouldn't let them, I mean, I don't even talk to him.
I don't like them.
I mean, they voted against our own state representative voted against her own party.
I mean.
Jesus Christ.
What do you want me to say?
I don't like being around them.
I mean, you all did this to us.
You all voted for us.
You made this happen, this ice coming into our communities, stealing,
people's job.
I mean
Wait.
No, not
Stan who's jobs.
I've been threatened
so many times
to my face
by
Mega
we'll call them
because there's
Republicans
who
actually get it
you know
there's where
Xanax and the
gummy kicks in
and you don't know
she's MAGA
she's laughing
her and asses
and when your voice
starts doing this
you know
you're not
intelligent at all
all.
This is like the horrible drunk girl at the party talking politics.
You're like, what?
It's great.
It's great.
Jesus,
and by the way,
we got guns,
sir.
She definitely fucked her.
I got guns,
too.
She definitely fucked herself.
You're trying to blow my head off.
But,
you know,
what are you going to do?
That never happened.
Well,
that brings us to your opportunity to,
say just a few last words to,
to the voters.
We have guns to.
and that's
I like that
I like that last one
that's a good way
to button it up
good way to button it up
now you're not going to be able
shoot straight
until you get yourself
a little bit more sober
man we just can't
have you do this in that
yeah
I
I ain't any day
but I like that she goes
what do you want to say
what you want to say
uh
well you're on here
say
hey
you start blowing my hat off
and what do you know
at the end of day
I think $15,000 is too much to pay for a mechanical burden.
This is me.
Especially if you're rude.
She goes, I'll tell you right now, we have guns to.
We have guns to.
And this, this I know she's wasted against you.
And then she goes like this.
Tries to open her eyes.
When your eyes start to close.
She's so out of it.
I bet she got on the back, she was that good?
And her friend's like, not great, Janine.
I'm fine with that.
I'm on all the zonics and on three gummies.
You know what it is?
I'm real.
I'm real.
I love drunk people.
So fun to talk to them.
Hey.
I bet she's a fucking riot at the house parties.
Oh, it's great.
Let me just share this one story.
I was with two white girls.
And then I knew one of them was my friend and she brought other friend.
They're both this sloppy drunk.
And then the other friend was really cool.
We were talking.
She's like, and then she saw that I was wearing a pinky ring.
And then she goes, no, I don't like him.
And the friend started holding it.
He's okay.
He's a good guy.
He goes, no, he's wearing a pinky ring.
She started crying.
And as soon you said, yeah.
Yeah.
And then she's like, okay.
And they started laughing, like completely wasted just like this.
Dude, you would be, you, I could totally see you being a Korean gangster.
No, never again.
And you could play one, you know?
Like, I can see.
The pinky ring was the trigger that you're in the fucking yakuza or some shit.
Who knows?
It was just funny.
And it totally reminded me of this, this woman like that.
but that's pretty much
she's probably cooked
is that it chin yep
yeah she's probably cooked
we just can't have it
hey but here's thing
would she do a worse job than
whoever the fucks can get it
probably not
they're all scumbags
no no they're all scumbags
that's right
guys naples
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love naples
yeah naples is great
I know
I do miss naples
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November 20.
Another good one.
You got some good ones coming up.
Oh, yeah.
Salt Lake City, Utah.
The old standby,
Thanksgiving weekend.
Love it.
Friday, Saturday, November 27, 28.
Come get some at Wise Guys downtown.
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That's it.
This is the father and kid.
Oh, we're out.
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