The Fighter & The Kid - SKANKFEST Recap With Jack Osbourne | TFATK Ep. 932

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Jack Osbourne joins Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for the first time and the guys talk Jack's new paranormal ghost show, the real story of his dad Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a dove, his new podcast ‘Ghosts and Grit’ that will premiere on 10/13, his podcast with his family, the old days of MTV, current events around the world and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK

Yes we did, cause we got it again. It's the fight only in the kid. This is really the fight only kid. Come on, man. This is the most surprising thing about Skankfest. You ready for it? And I think you might have to show it up. Well, no, no, no, I definitely just gonna show up.

I was even though I got stuck on a plane. Is there still people that don't know before you started? So with Skankfest, a lot of people were like, oh, they're gonna cancel or something like that. Brian's flying out of New York because they had a show Thursday night in New York. New York has Trenchal downpour. Oh, I mean, like Shane Gill is gonna get out.

And when you, you know, sometimes you lie about being late and you're like, hey, dude, I'm not making this. Oh, hell no. So I figured you were lying. You had to send a video. I'm sending you and Lewis Gomez video of the engine died on the plane. The engine died on the plane. I got on one. I had to buy three tickets. Even anyway. I take my anger, dude. If you don't come,

this is going to look so bad on us, you have got to get there. I get there. If you start running. I run, I run on stage. Originally the show was supposed to be at eight. You get there at 10 o'clock. And we're supposed to go live at 10, they switch it to 10, so then we hit the stage at 10-20. I'm gonna say this about the Skankfest fans and the Skankfest thing. You walk into the belly of the beast. You can counter this if you want.

The nicest group of people and comedy fans, just there to laugh and support. I was there all day, dude. Like, you got there late. I was there. I was there. I got there at one o'clock, and I was just doing spots. I mean, zero. Yeah.

Zero. And obviously, I was scared to go in there, just because people are mean, you don't know. I brought Jay. We weren't selling merch. So Jay was there just in case things popped off. So I had somebody have my back. I didn't know if I was getting stabbed, chanked, shot

They we didn't need any of that. They were great. Herb is great. What what Lewis Jay Gomez built and those boys that I'll be just nuts, but they're also good like when we had them on stage I was like, oh, I can just sit back and let Dave Smith and Lewis and yeah, because remember that's all they do They do live podcasts every week So good. They're they're monsters. It was so much fun. It was great And it's different than any other comedy festival because most of them are like really networking and corporate and like Netflix is there a Comedy Central. Yeah, so everyone's a little uptight This was all comics and just a dope hang is run ran really great. You do well on that comedy on the spot

Where you you had to improv. Oh, yeah, yeah, that, ran, really great. You did well on that comedy on the spot, where you had to improv. Oh yeah, yeah, that was fine. With Jeremiah. You enjoyed Jeremiah. Yeah, that was fun. That was a good time. It was just people just getting up doing a bunch of spots

and then you go to the green room and just the hang like we used to do back in the day. It was just such a good energy. Everyone was dope, everyone was great. It's such a wild thing. It was crazy, man. It was crazy, man. Man, they come out, man, they come out in droves.

Those boys built something special. I'm so glad I went. I'm so glad I went. They did build something special. Those are great comedy fans at the end of the day. That's the kind of fans that you want. They're there and anything goes. They're just, they're open to whatever you want to give them.

And then we, so the podcast we did with Legion of Skanks, the live podcast, it might come out, I assume it comes out on the Legion of Skanks network, but they're sentenced to file two. So we're released as a regular episode on this. Audio and video is usual. I'm sure they're going to do their thing, but that, everyone be able to see that. It was so much fun.

Were you punched, Lewis? Again. I don't want any of this. I don't want to do it. And Lewis, there was like, man, you should be brain-choice. This guy's head was egging you on. Yeah, Lewis figured out. He's like, oh, that's why you get so much.

Hey, you don't brag. He brag for you. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, push things. Push things. Yeah. I like to, I like to stir the old hornets nest up. Yeah, but you don't get stung just the I do.

Oops, that must sting. Put some stuff on it. And Lewis was like punch me as hard as you can. And he's wearing this like silk shirt. And I was like, I don't wanna do this dude. But I can't give him just the, you know, so I have to punch him. I hit him hard, but because his shirt was so slippery,

it ricochets off his bicep and hits him right in the tent. And he goes, oh! Ow! Ow! I was like, I'm'm sorry do you get even silk but it's you know when you look at Dave Smith and big J what I this is what was so interesting I realized I've been in LA for too long they're just smoking probably Marlboro Reds they're like guys guys I don't I've seen a cigarette in whether I'm doing it, I might have like, oh, they're naughty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When I was like, oh, we're smoking. They're naughty. Yeah, I was like, you guys eat gluten. You don't eat blueberries and salmon for breakfast. I probably talk to Dave the most, and I like to talk to him about politics, because I love his podcast. But then he wants to talk to me about fighting.

Yeah. So it was like, I'd ask him about like the debates who asked me about fighting, it was like this back like, I'd ask him about all the debates he'd asked me about fighting. It was like this back and forth. Back and forth. Nice symbiotic relationship. Yeah. And then Annie Letterman, people think me and her

hate each other. And what's funny, and I'm sure it was by design, is my first set, it went me, then her, and I have to bring her on. So, I'm sure it's by design. And I think they thought there was friction there. The little do they know, me and Annie spoke months ago at the comedy store. Talk good. Yeah, she apologized. It's just and I don't care. So she posted,

she was, can we take a picture? I'm like, yeah. And then she was like, I'm going to post it. I'll talk to you about the caption. So then right before I'm leaving my last set, she goes, I got the caption, uh, squash fest. We're squashing the beef. I'm like, you're genius. Let's do it. So she post it. If my comment on it, I go, hey, I got the caption, squash fest. We're squashing the beef. I'm like, you're genius. Let's do it. So she posts it. If my comment on it, I go, hey, I'll invite you and your boyfriend.

I get a new truck if you want to go for a ride. Hashtag truck walk. That's good dude. Because her boyfriend was awesome. Uh huh. Her boyfriend, me and her boyfriend got a time share now in Mexico. Me and that dude hit it off so well because he has lizards and fish.

Because? And you know me, I'm ball deep and lizards and fish. He has lizards and fish. So I'm telling him we're the kids? No, his lizards and fish. So me and him were like, I was like, this way should get your roaches, your doobia roaches, the crickets, we're talking about the smell of crickets. How much we feed them.

Oh inside a shit. Oh dude, deep inside baseball, lizard talk. Yeah, inside a box. And I was like, I keep mine outside for the natural sun and they're getting big. You got bearded dragons, yeah? Yeah, three of them. My son's bearded dragon died. Did her, did you give him away?

No, he died. He passed, he passed away. How does a bearded dragon die that hurt? I've never heard him die. He was a big boy. He was a brood boss. He was a breeder die that hurt? I've never heard him die. He was a big boy. He's a reward boss. He was a breeder apparently. They've been using him as a breeder.

As a stud. Yeah, and so he was older. I didn't even heard of this. I didn't know. And then, so do you guys bond more originally big? Yeah, that's amateur, dude. Is it? Yeah, what's the fun in that, huh?

Yeah, dude. And then, he was a big ol' fat belly. They get so fat. He had a fat belly, like a pot belly pig, but a lizard might eight now fuck at a Worms and crickets and everything you put in there. Yeah, as they get as they get old any lettuce Oh lettuce their their diet should be 80% lettuce 20% so part of his death could have been it his Part of his death could have been the too much protein always have what it is guys I think

Lewis Gomez Dave Smith big J we love you guys always do it I like hugs I like that in the shoes. Thank you. Thank you. I like you you got a wide toe box on you right there And I don't know how they're like those barefoot like zero whatever. Yeah, to help your feet Well, in case you got a climb a wall. Yeah, I'm gonna get a new organ if you got a run from a ghost that too You never know I watch your show last night, bud. Oh cool right on I'm a big I'm big ghost guy. Ah, that's my stuff. I love God. I love to go on a ghost hunt He's gonna be gonna go. Let's go. Yeah. I don't know. Did you start out do it? So just so people if you're not aware here's a show on

Just max just introduce him just minute it's Jack Osborne everyone feel like that is you're living under a rock life Yeah, no, if you don't remember that, is you're living under a rock? Is life? We live? No, we're not live. Big of cheer. Oh, no, we're not live. We're not live. Yeah, that would be weird. We can edit anything. Yeah, whatever.

That's just good to know, you know, in case I just, yeah, life's always dicey. Yeah, in case I lose my mind and just start like, blood now crazy shit. But I watched the show on Max. It's not HBO Max, it's just Max. I watch it last night with you and your mom. Were you've always been into like the ghosts? Yeah, I mean, I was always like, I was less out with you and your mom. Where you've always been into the ghosts?

Yeah, I mean, I was always like, I was a big ex-files kid. I loved that show. So I was like, I always enjoyed reading and researching about paranormal and unexplained UFOs, you know, that jargon and then in 2011, I got asked to do this other paranormal show and it kind of pumped me into the world.

You know what's funny about your accent? Is your so caught between America and like you're picking a thing and don't belong anywhere. You're almost on a straight line. Can I hear from Manchester? Is that where you're from? No, I'm originally born in London but I grew up in like the London equivalent of Calabasas. Really? Yeah, and it'll suburb. But your dad grew up where? He grew up in Birmingham. Yeah.

It's like Midlands. Yeah, Birmingham. Yeah, he's got that. That's sort of, yeah. Strong. That's great. That's good. It's good.

It's good. Yeah, thank you so much. But when you start doing these, so your deprivation, I'm really, really, like that. Yeah, really, that's it. So you've got, as a kid, you got into the aliens and the paranormal. And then I'm always interested, because I'm into it, really, like that. So you've got as a kid, you got into the aliens and the paranormal, and then I'm always interested because I'm into it, and I'll go,

like I'll do, I'll go to the man to murder stuff, like that. But once you start using devices, it's just a different level. Yeah, and the device is, I always say, it's very fringe. Like, let's be real. Like, these aren't, an astrophysicist didn't create this device. It's very fringe. Like, let's be real. Like, these aren't, an astrophysicist

didn't create this device. It's very theoretical. It's very like, hey, let's see if this might work. It deals with EMF frequencies. So let's see what happens. And I always have taken it with a grain of salt. Like, I've always gone into the ghost hunts being like, with the mindset of, this is probably just people freaking themselves out

In a scary old house. I'm gonna give you a compliment You seem like you take everything with a grand assault. That's right. Yeah, but see you Just met him. Yeah, no, I know I'm watching mine. You you grew up with a very famous family Yeah, and it's very easy to kind of get sucked in a very strange Hollywood vortex. Oh, yeah, well, it's very easy to kind of get sucked in a very strange Hollywood vortex. Oh yeah. What's probably why he's like that? His dad's seen it all. Well, but it's really hard to avoid when you're a kid.

You see a lot of, it doesn't work out that well for a lot of Hollywood kids. Yeah. And you somehow have just kind of. Yes. What was the, what's the magic sauce for that? I don't, yeah. You know, I think it came from two things.

It was, I got sober when I was very young. I got sober when I was 17. Yeah, okay. I went pro really young. I was gonna say, that's a good turn pro when I was. You're still growing. I just, I just don't grow it. I turn pro at 10.

Uh, I was about 15 when I really ramped it up. When it just went it went, when it went past just, you know, the odd beer and, you know, a joint here and the, you're like, get 7 a.m. and I'm hammered. Oh, yeah. Because your parents were busy as shit. They were and we were doing the Osborne's and so I, I was getting paid an awful lot of money to sit home.

Do you just be yourself and do crazy things? How old were you when the Osborne's and so I was getting paid an awful lot of money to sit home. Do you just be yourself and do crazy things? How old were you when the Osborne's hit? 15. It was I, it was 2000 and it was- Thanks MTV. Yeah, yeah. I turned 16 while we were filming the first season. But it's under famous.

Yeah. That show was massive. There's a different time, you know. There was less outlets. Completely less outlets. Yeah. It was like one of the first that fall. But you had, your dad was in, and then you have this whole

past that you, your sister, your mom, it was just like blew up. Dude, it was a way of time. I was into it. But you were close as a family. Yeah. That's a, that's a big part of it. Like I, I think sometimes absentee, everybody scatters, but you were, you guys were a real unit.

I feel like, yeah, we, and we still are really close. We started doing the podcast with each other recently, and it's great. It's, it's, we've always been close. We've all often shot off and gone different places for a while, but, you know, we're pretty tight-knit. So 17, you get sober. So you have a two-year run. Yeah, it was hard though, I hit hard. Yeah, that's impressive. A lot of oxy-carton, a lot of whiskey. Is that right? Do you have a two year run. Yeah, it was hard though dude. I hit hard. Yeah, that's impressive a lot of oxy cotton a lot of whiskey Is that right? Yeah fun though. I had some really good times. I'm not gonna lie Those two years and it was also a great like stretch in LA at the time That's be real like two like two thousand to two thousand and well, I got sober in 2003, but yeah

Nobody's that's a great. No internet. No real internet. No social media was just getting started Like so the rents to came out just then and you can still get away with shit. Oh, yeah, there was no camera phone Just my space. Yeah, no camera phones, you know, they think about that. We live right now like everything you do You're being watched everything you make one mistake. You're gonna fly one mistake. Yeah, camera phones don't forget They don't know the camera phones don't forget. They don't have a camera phone. People don't. I knew somebody super famous who said they moved to New York because every time she would go out, they would catch her.

They would try to catch her when she was scratching her nose. So it looked like she was picking her nose, anything like that, anything weird. So she moved in like, you're... She started getting crazy. She would dress it. Yeah. New York, you can be way more anonymous, way more. But you're on the street.

You don't. If she was that way, the love brought Bob Rossi, go to Monter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the streets, but Okay, as well. Well anyway, Granis shut out to her back to Granis salt back to your show. Yeah, so you take it all with a Granis all I've got his mom's on in the show too. Yeah, she just did if she did this one episode She just in the one just did the one. Yeah, um, it's pretty crazy It was weird dude. That was some And that's real dude cuz I was I was on Zach Baggins Ghost Adventures Yeah, and going in I you know like you as a cow. I don't know man dude. I real fit. I don't I was on Zach Baggins Ghost Adventures. Yeah. And going in, like you, I was like, oh, I don't know, man. Dude, I real fit, I was terrified. And so when I saw your mom, if you watch it,

his mom goes through some shit. And my girl's like, you think this is real? I'm like, I don't know, but I'm into it. This is you one, this is you one of the little ghost adventure. I was terrified. Just a shaved head. I was absolutely, I've always been to the ghost stuff Oh, this is a while ago you did it. Yeah, that's probably 2014. Before we get his nose broken. Or maybe it was after. I don't know. But either way,

like I came into it, like I don't know, but again, it's maybe it's just because you're around like minded people. I was like it seemed all real. Everyone's like, who's it? Fake, I'm like, dude, it's real. It's real as you make it. I was terrified. So I saw your mom, I'm like, I'm telling you man. Weird, iconic. It's not that good of an actor.

I can't explain it. I can't. It's the weirdest thing. We talked about in the episode. So just to fill you in, we were doing this investigation and we did an experiment with my mom when we put some like noise cancelling headphones on our blindfold We just had a sit in a room by herself with the camera guy and she lost consciousness She her head just goes back and she's out. She was passed out for 20 minutes

She stopped breathing at one point. Yeah, did you get a bad egg? Yeah, he was asking for a medic Yeah, and you guys were weird so in California. Yeah, we were in a place Just up not far from me like an hour and a half away. And what was it? Santa Paula? The demon was Santa Paula. Santa Pedro. Santa Pedro.

No, Santa Paula. It's a near, it's near, oh, hi. It was like a hotel. A hotel. It was like a hotel up there? Yeah, it's a, yeah, there you go. Yeah, there's a, yeah, just a little hotel. They're glen to having in right there. That was on the map. You're on it, too. It was right there. Yeah, it's yeah, there you go. Yeah, there's a yeah, just a little hotel that glint having in right there. You're on it, it was right there. It's the pink

glint that how interesting. Yeah, Glint having in what scared what got you to do this show? What was it about this? It was Curiosity I'd like I said I grew up watching X-Files. I was excited about I grew up watching X-Files, I was excited about... Someone called me, you want to go do a go show, and I did one season of it. And the paranormal world is really a tough world to crack. Like, it's not something that... A lot of people with a lot of opinions.

Yes, totally. Pursists. Yep. And they liked the way I investigated. The fans did, and it kind of ingratiated me into the world. And since then, I've just been making a lot of paranormal shows. Because you're more cynical? I think because I don't, we have a lot of fun.

There's a lot of laughing on the shows that I make, and I think it comes across that we're not, you know, we're not going to reinvent the wheel here. Yes. We're looking for ghosts, and the only way, and as I say, the only way you're ever going to prove that a ghost is real and all It's if the government can make a weapon out of it or if someone can make a billion dollars out of it Other than that there's no money in it. This is awesome haunted homecoming the two you just kind of like yeah That was me that I filmed at England the irony on your face is fantastic

Keep it like we're here to do an investigation, Jack Osman. And that was on HBO Max. That was the first episode and the other ones. They're all, well, because of the Warner Brothers discovery, travel, you know, melting of things. It's on travel channel discovery plus and HBO Max. Jesus. Yeah. That's not a bad thing.

No, they just like. And then where else do you guys go? We went to this place called, oh yeah, for your own man. Jesus. Yeah. That's not a bad thing. No, they just like, they just like, And then where else do you guys go? We went to this place called, oh yeah, there's my mom passed out. Look at her. Wait, that's crazy. Yeah, it's, you know that.

Oh dude, she went out. She either the best actress of all time or... I can tell. She stopped breathing man. I had to give it like full on, you know, rescue breasts to get a going again. That's insane. It was no joke. And we very much tamed it down because the full 20 minutes is really disturbing

Yeah, and I was like I don't really what your mom was dad was like that's like my mom dying I don't really want to put that on what did your mom's that your mom's yeah, I don't know memory No memory of it. She woke up in the ambulance and that was still think it's fake you fuck. Hey, man. I don't know I don't know I'm scared. I. I would pay a ghost hard cold cold cash Take you there and knock you out like did it. It's ghost on scare me. I want I want the doesn't believe in it It's kind of boring. I want the most hot in place. I want to sleep alone there like this can be arranged Evie arranged Yeah, I know some guys I don't know if you're gonna be punished. I'm gonna be punished. I'm gonna be punished. I'm gonna be punished.

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And then came out swinging and then we do an episode with Jason Mews and Jamie Kennedy, um, Jamie McCarthy, and then my sister jumped in for two. That's cool. Who is the, like, I feel like it's your mom who's the engine, who, who kind of like masterminds a lot of this. Yeah. When you are younger, she's your build. She's a thing about our, our family.

Sure. She, it, yes and no. It kind of started because before we did the Osborne's, MTV was, my dad was in super mainstream, so they never would play his music. They would never like play an Aussie, anything, and they would come to Osfest every now and then and do MTV news piece. But my sister and I one day were at home

and MTV were doing episode of Cribs. And my dad was like, fuck MTV, they're not coming in my house, they never show my videos, why am I gonna do an episode of Cribs? And he locked himself into his office. So MTV's at the door and filming Cribs at the height of Cribs.

And my mom goes to me and my sister, I'm in my room, I'm doing homework. And she's like, hey, you need to come downstairs and you need to give cribs the tour of the house. So we were like, okay, cool, I'm gonna be on MTV. I was like, I was like 13 or 14. So we did this episode. My dad eventually comes out of the room.

He's being a cramage and everyone thought it was funny. It was the most requested MTV cribs out of the room. He's being a cramage and everyone thought it was funny. It was the most requested MTV Crib's episode at the time. They've got people right in to play it again. Oh my God. So we, is that it? That might be it. Classic. The down and down one more.

There. That was it, I think. Yeah. That is a super young. Yeah. Yeah, that is super young. So MTV turns around, because it was so requested, they went, hey, that's me with you. That's me with the family, because we think you should do something together. And they mentioned something about maybe Kelly and Jack does VJ work.

So we all sat, we met with the execs, and after like a long dinner, we landed it. Let's just do our own version of the real world. And that was it. And where'd you grow up, though? I grew up between London and LA. Right. By the time we finally settled here, it was the third time I moved here.

And MTV's where MTV Cribs was shot where? That episode was shot at a house that we used to live in on the mean streets of Beverly Hills. And then, yeah, super hoodie. And then, it's rough round. It's rough round. It's rough, it's rough. It's rough.

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would go there, because back in the 90s, you could do visa runs, and if you spent three months here, three months there, you didn't have to pay taxes anywhere. So he did that a little bit. He always felt like the rock star that was super accessible though in a weird way. Like always like, I saw him, I went to, I was at the doctors and he was looking for an hour just or something like that and I don't know, he had classes on. But the way he was asking for directions. Yeah, do you know what I'm looking for? You know what? Run one, 13 is a confine. I was over there and then got in the moment because it's over there and he was

just so down there. It's fucking not aware that he's Ozzy Osborne. He was going, okay, thanks a lot. Yeah, I walked over there as he's talking, but there's something about him that's just he's not trying to put on air. He's just trying to have a wild eye. Just just that's it. You know, fuck about what you thought about him. He's like trying to put on air. He's just trying to have fun. He's super the allergist. That's it. You're gonna fuck about what you thought about him. He's super lovable. That's what it is. He's also a pain in the ass sometimes, of course. You don't become a strong guy.

Exactly. They're called rock stars for the reason. Yeah, I'm fucked. You'll be a little bit of a demon. Well, he's been relevant, successful for about maybe 50 years. Yeah. Let me tell you, that engine is not an accident. That's a dude who figures shit out

no matter where you put him. Like, okay, I'm not gonna be relevant musically right now from MTV, watch this. I'm gonna lock myself in the room and then come out the right time. He just knows what the fuck he did. He'll also be thinking, oh wow, he was too. And just still, I mean, that wild,

you know the story about him with the record executives where he didn't need bite the head off of a fucking dove a dove right there in the meeting. He went. Yeah, so my dad was a, he was a favor, essentially with getting signed. And before it was Sony music, it was CBS records. So my grandfather was a big record,

kind of tycoon, mobstery dude, my mom's father. Oh no shit. And so he called in a favor to get my dad signed. It was like a nothing thing. And to try and impress the record label, because he had such a shitty reputation, my mom goes, hey, we've got a meeting with CBS records. Come in and like release some white doves and, you know,

as like a, I don't, it's, it was the 80s. There was a lot of theatres. They're just trying to get some. Yeah, he had a bad reputation already. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I don't, it was the 80s, it was all at the at-trade. They were just trying to get to the top. He had a bad reputation already. Oh yeah, oh yeah. You look like the man's on, oh, no. Shut up.

No, it was in his pocket. So he released it. Oh, he's off. That's literally what happened. He released this dove and he was wasted. And he sits down on this executive's lap. Wasted. The dove lands on the table the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the album did really well. And so they were like, okay, you can come back now.

Classic Hollywood. Well, I was gonna say, you know, he was talented. I mean, he was very nice. I mean, you gotta, you might have been a pain in the ass, but he had some say. Oh yeah, no, he's definitely. It has to be cool,

because I'm sure when you do press, or you're doing interviews, everyone asks about your dad. It has to be cool, you have like your own land, your own show, and all of that. Yeah, you know, yeah, when I was a young guy, I used to always be like, well, what about people who are asking about my, and I'm like, no, dad. That's be cool, you have like your own land, your own shodown. Sure. Yeah. When I was a young guy, I used to always be like, well, what about people do they ask about my thing?

And I'm like, no, I think it's cool. Like my dad's awesome. He's like, I had an amazing career in story. I got to go. You strike, you are strikingly sensible. You have, I swear to God, I don't know. I won't go over. You have the energy of a goddamn therapist.

Or you know what I've had a shit ton of therapy. I don't know if that's true. You have the energy of a goddamn therapist or you know I've had a shit on a therapy Seventeen Down goes what's a therapy but on MTV since you're 13 yes, I feel like you're at the you have the energy of a doctor who goes tell me what's going on? We got any questions So tell me what's going on Tell me you need something in there. If I do I'm gonna call Jack. How does it make you feel? I like your energy Thank you. You're very calm. We can hold hands

You almost hug me so I was like you meeting. I liked your your Your energy. We're friends with Andy stump. So you know friends, man You got it. You know, you kind of your friends with stump You know, it means great. How do you know Andy? We met I wish you'd say Navy seal. I was in Brazil Yeah, I was in the team. No, I wish he was like me and Andy's a big ghost guy. We met on grinder actually I'm not grinder. Yeah, no, I met stump at um, we did this The say gun to games like a year ago and then I went to the origin emerging camp over the summer We would like in the next bunkhouse, and yeah, he's good dude

And he I was trying to set up a thing where me in a comic or me and somebody Where you wouldn't work you're too big and strong, but I think you and I should Fight him and another Navy seal in a airsoft war game. I think that would be amazing I do too and it should, every time we get hit, we have to take off an article about it. This is my buddy Kevin Maxx idea. I think it's great. And it'd be so funny.

But when I told him that, he was like, he's like, I can plan for you to get naked, dude. Well, that's the idea. I would get a texture to him every week on, when do I get the fucking kill you in a fight? They would light you guys up. Oh my God. Taken on him and like Mike Glover to do.

Oh yeah. It would be three episodes long. That's who my team was. It would be three episodes series. When I did the Hunter games, it was me, Mike Glover, and Stomp. Oh, I'm going. Oh yeah. Jesus.

It was fun. Dark motherfuckers. Yeah, no, it was interesting. Like, we would, because you'd have to like walk miles to different shooting stages. Jesus. It was fun. Dark motherfuckers. Yeah, no, it was interesting. We would, because you'd have to walk miles to different shooting stages, and they would be talking about, oh yeah, this one time I killed a car full of guys with a traveling rocket and we're just hiking up a hill. Oh, yeah.

There's a video of that. I said, yeah, they both have a statue at home with just a bunch of souls. Yeah. I remember when Mike Clever tells a story of, he was actually, he did it on a podcast too, but when the psychologist sort of talks to him, he goes, how many dead bodies have you seen? And Clever goes, what do you mean?

And he goes, how many dead bodies have you seen? He said, hundreds. Yeah. And the guy writes down, he goes, well, that's doubtful. And he goes, what do you mean it's doubtful? He goes, he said, I said, I've realized what he does. He didn't, they don't know.

So you don't know that you're in the unit. Like if you're a Delta or if you're these special dudes, that doesn't go on your thing. They just think you are like in the green berets, whatever you might be, but they don't. It's very rare that those kind of guys, but that's the kind of shit he did where he was at. Up close and personal to all this stuff.

Talks about it. Hundreds, doubtful. And then they found out, then he went and found out, because there was, I guess, they blot out stuff and they went, okay, we're dealing with something very different. So we're gonna move you into this room. We're gonna have you see Jack Osborne, he's a bit of a therapist.

So it was like I'm underqualified for this job. He's like I just got out of med school. So this is not... You better shit ton of therapy. Me? Yeah, decent amount. Yeah. Did you watch that documentary Stutz?

I watched a bit of it. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was really cool. I haven't done much therapy and I need it, but that's the guy I wish I'd gone to from day one. If you need a therapist, I have a great view. I could recommend to you. Yeah.

You pray you have your black belt therapy at this point. No, I don't go that. I do, I treat it as like a tune up. Yeah, like I'm not like in that. Yeah, just like, hey, I want to just vomit a bunch of complaints onto your lap real quick. Can you help me just dissect this and then send me on my way?

I can always tell people to do a lot of therapy because they'll use similar words. Oh yeah. I feel statements. Yeah, you're like, oh, you're really, well, you're really grown. And you're like, oh no, you just regurged. You were seeing the service for a while, weren't you?

Yeah. Do you still maintenance? By maintenance, I no, you just regurged. You were seeing a service for a while, weren't you? Yeah. Do you still maintenance? By maintenance, I mean, once every seven years. Yeah. Like going to the dentist. Oh, hey, no, no, no, no, no. The dentist looked at his teeth and the dentist was like, well, this is a disaster, right?

We have a disaster on our hands. He's like, he's like, good. I'll never be back and we'll see you later. Yeah, they still, he's still checked in. Does he? He's like, he's like, he may still come in. I'm like, dude, you're relentless and we'll see you there. Yeah, they still, he still checks in. Does he? He still checks me like, Hey, man, he's still coming home like, dude, you're relentless. He's a great dentist.

Yeah, John Shobbs. Yeah, but. What kind of house? So your podcast is what? So I have the Osborne's podcast, and then I have one called Ghosts and Grit. That's coming out in like a month. It's just in a month.

And so the Osborne's just you and the family? Yeah. Oh, well, that's dope. We have guests come in when my, if Osborne's just you and the family? Yeah. Oh, we have guests come in when my if someone's out, we'll have someone sub in for them, but that's cool. Yeah, we just kind of talk a bunch of nonsense. Did you want to do any acting? Did you ever? I was in an episode of that 70s show and Dawson's Creek. Big deal. Big deal. Big deal. Guys, Dawson's Creek really are aware of the caliber. Now down, Cal. I am no I'm not waiting around a lot of waiting around yeah a lot of crop services Yeah, look at that guy right there. Oh wow, dude. Yeah, you've blossomed look at you. Yeah, little cutie pie with that full head of hair Yeah, as I like to say I don't have a six pack, but I got a sweet hairline fuck. Yeah

Do you talk about the glow-up man? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look way better man. Not you look bad there. I was you know, it's teenage years You know, they were rough. There was a lot of alcohol too. There was that's like bloat Counting one up them because you're on seventh heaven I sure was that's tossing Creek seventh heaven two years don't get yourself. Wow You are we you are we you a character a reoccurre we are I played a I was a recurring re recurring guy and I played an alcoholic there I am. I am cute cute. That was now I'm bloated but I played the the description and I'm not kidding they said they're looking for an

alcoholic who's also a coward and And I was given that role. They wrote it for you. Just got out of jail, like that. You're perfect for that. That dad, all that, and I played a very emotional role. I had to draw. You're like, say no more. Yes.

And on your pod, you guys talk, because I met you through Jijitsu. Yeah. Your kiddos were going the same Jijitsu place. So do you talk about the kiddos in the bar? Yeah, yeah, we go to the kids. How many kids? I have four.

You two? Yeah. You first time on the fun. I know. I know. Still married? I just got remarried actually, like two weeks ago, three weeks ago. Really?

Yeah. Four children, hold. 11, eight, five, and one. Wow. You're in the thick of it. I am. The best though. It's great. Old girls too.

Old girls. Old girls. That's why I was like, guys, go to Jiu Jitsu. So like you can beat guys up. Yeah. Yeah. And learn. My son's obsessed with Jiu Jitsu.

We're hard to get him involved in much else. You know, he was always, and then he found Jiu Jitsu. How old is he? He's 12. But he found Jiu Jitsu and he's obsessed. It's really, I'm just loving it. I don't care what it is. Is your boy still going? He's just he's 12. Oh cool, but he found you Jetsu and he's obsessed. Yeah, I'm just loving it I don't care what it is your is your boy still going. Yeah, cause he's still going to the same No, school. Yeah, different school now, but he goes to another one cool, and then your sister has kiddos too

Yeah, she has one. Yeah, she had a boy about 11 months. He's nearly one. Yeah, hmm. He's cute little guy And how's your pops as a grandpa? He's good, you know, he's kind of like, he's going on, no, he's kind of chill, you know, he's like, hey, what's going on? I just kind of pass them off. Yeah, you know, he's, you know, he gives him a little cuddle. My father's that way.

My father, with little kids, it's like, hey, back to the book, you know, we're, exactly, he older kids, but he'll sit in one chair in the corner and he's just like, there he is. Hey, that's exactly it. I think he'll be doing an impression of my dad. Yep, and then we're done with that, but then when you turn 19, he's all about you. If you can talk and converse, really from 14, the 14 to...

But then, grandma's are opposite. Completely opposite. Like, my mom, my stepmom, my mother-in-law, mother-in-law play trucks with them for an hour. Well, my dad, like absolutely not. Do you know that they've done, so women apparently, when they look at a baby's face or a toddler's face, produce endorphins that men don't. So when they see a face like that,

it makes them feel good all day long. They can just spend all my time. I think I got a trickle of that. I bet you do. Yeah. My I am too with my son, but my daughter, my mother can just sit there with that baby. I'm like that with every kid.

And she has to reiterate what he does. And it's I'm like, it's not that interesting. You know, he picked up the truck and he knew what it was. And he knew that it had a, I'm like, oh my dad, but I can't take it once to go back in that, he wants to go swimming.

I'll go with him like, okay, and I just assumed, you know, I didn't drown. So if you know shit, I look back. He's just playing like solitary woman. Get him to pull out. Oh, yeah. Oh, 100%. I go dead. What the fuck are you doing? He's in the water. He's like, I know, you got to, like, dude, get out. I'll take it from here. Get out. That's kind of like how I am as a dad, though. I'm like, they're fine. Yeah. Yeah. My, uh, I'm a helicopter dad. Oh, you are yeah, it's so bad so bad

Yeah, my I guess I'm a little bit more like you in that sense you have you want to I have I have three children Okay, three different baby mamas. No, no, no Okay, so My ex-wife 15 12 year old 15 year old daughter. Two boys, one girl. And, yeah, when your daughter's turned teenagers, they're gonna have no time for you. Yeah, maybe you, but not me. It's a stranger to her.

It's starting with my 11 year old, because I guess like now they start going into like puberty way younger, which is terrifying and everyone just ignores. You're like, wait a second. There's no one else, there's no one think this is weird that it's like 11 year old starting the periods where I was younger, it was like 16.

I wrote a whole bit. Yeah, I wrote a whole bit on how my interaction with my 15 year old daughter is like the nerd and she's the prom queen where I'm like, hey, how you doing? You wanna have dinner? Oh, you're busy, oh, okay, cool, I got, and then I saw Tina Fey do it, and she wrote the same bit.

I saw her and I was like, fuck, man. It was so good. And I was like, I wrote the same bit. And so I can't do it. But anyway, but that's how I feel with her. I'm always like the nerd who's trying to get just a minute with her. I feel like girls are harder.

I mean, I have my first daughter coming to December 50th. Oh, nice, congrats. Yeah, she's gonna have three bodyguards with me, her two brothers. Yeah. She should be all set on that end. But I'm more, I'm more anxiety about a girl, being a girl down, boys, I'm like, I'll figure, boys like that.

The girl, I'm like, I have no clue. I have no clue. It's, they like to cuddle, which is great. Love that. I love a good cuddle. I'm a snuggle monster. Yeah, I'm in, like it's great. Oh, I've got four of them.

So one of them, if one of them doesn't want anything to do with me at least one, I'll be like, oh, you don't like her. Right now, I'll come. That was a long year. That's so good. That's kind of stupid. My daughter never was that with me.

Totally different. Never, but that's okay. They're all different. Totally different. My eldest is like my buddy. She comes with me everywhere. She's like a full hippie nerd. Pestic Darian.

Really? Doesn't love video games, love animals. No, but she just met a baby cow once and swore off me. I get it. My daughter's same thing, my daughter's a vegetarian. Okay. Drives me nuts, frankly. Yeah, well, that was my deal.

She's like, I don't want to eat me. I was like, it's too difficult to make vegetarian meals, just eat fish, and we can, it's a compromise. Oh, and she was in? Sensible mother fucker. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, no intelligence. Yeah, we're not doing that.

And that resting intelligence. Yeah, we're not gonna turn our household into crossroads, you know, restaurant. It's a beast, the full vegan menu. No, it's, I can't do it. No, hell no. Yeah, I'm worried because my boys like boys, but like they wrestle, nonstop,

somebody's getting hurt, they're constantly fighting. Yeah, the monsters. So like this little girl's in for, I mean, she better have her shit together. She don't have cauliflower ears at three. You know, like it's just a nightmare. Yeah, they both have your genetics. I mean, they're monsters.

Yeah, just big and strong. Yeah, and just like bam, bam, just running to each other. Traps and a neck. I mean, like you know the triangle neck? How is that? Yeah, literally, it like bam, bam, just run into each other traps and a neck I mean like you know the triangle neck house naturally. Yeah literally looks like he does You're like oh my god, he's seven the other the sworn before school were playing mortal combat Yeah, I'm like those the fatalities seven is he 140? I don't know whatever you're benching 140 Yeah, it's a problem. He'll be stronger than I am by the time he's 11. Yeah, it's a problem But you enjoyed doing the podcasts of the fam?

Yeah, it's great. It's tons of fun. It's good to just sit there and talk shit and make fun of each other and it's great. Now, is it like red table talk where you guys even air out? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, with the family, it's tough. No, we haven't got there yet.

I could see it going to that area of like, hey, where we'll start just getting there. You know, I get the, if I start saying certain things, I'll get the look from my sister. She's out. You're gonna get out there? Yeah. Yes, dad. Oh really? Don't you dare bring that up and so I'm like, okay, all right. But you can add it. Yeah. You want to match mine? What does that? What does it do? It's awesome. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, if you think you see ghosts now, it's like a new truck.

It's like a, it gives you like energy from five hours. It's not the last time. It's all natural. Oh, it's the last one. It's the last one. It's like a new truck because it gives you energy from five hours. It's all natural. It's the last one. It's the last one. It's the last one. It's really good. We don't have more Georgie. I take it when you drink coffee.

Yeah. Try it with a cup of coffee. You need one cup and that's it. Okay. That's why I'm addicted to coffee and I tell you that. It doesn't make you jittery. It just makes you like a lure. I was addicted to coffee and alcohol and now I don't have any issues.

Well, you'll get addicted to coffee and alcohol and now I don't have any issues. What you'll get it. I get addicted to it. Mmm That's zesty zesty It's rather bad. I felt bad. I want to be a little chalky. It's okay. Little chalky. Okay. That's the march I speak to just lick in a sweet lawn mower Yeah, I do Sweet lawn mower. I say like a candy-crested lawn mower. There we go. Thanks brother. Wait is that a Freedom right now. I am I don't do a cradum. What is it? Okay? What is the deal with freedom? Isn't it like a? Is that a product? Yeah now the way they do it. I think it's it's

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that's what's going on here. Because people started using natural stuff for pain and for other stuff. And then obviously the FDA is trying to, that's when I jump on board. Oh my God, man. Is this where we find out you're the Crateron campaign?

Yeah, I'm not making it. I'm the Pablo as part of this. He's just like chained sort of a guy in half because he's got to pay you. Did you ever see that? Did you ever see the video? Well, no. Oh, the real one? The cartel.

The cartel. They chained sort like the like a woman's head off. Yeah. I've seen no. It's the nalias thing you've ever seen. changed so the woman's head off. Yeah. I've seen those. It's the naliest thing you've ever seen. No, I can't watch that. Yeah. Yeah, I cannot watch that.

I saw it and I saw the Danube Pearl one too. Yeah. I can't watch it. Oh, no, I didn't mess me up for weeks. I don't watch them any longer. Yeah, you can't unsee things. The brutality is so bad with the cartels. The cartels, they just don't look at humans the same.

They don't value it the way we do. They just chitter ruin your entire week. What, what, I guess it was she was a cough. Yeah, she coughed exactly, yeah. She was criss-cross. She was involved in like a rival faction or whatever, and they just took her out into a field. I was like, ah, good God, man.

You've seen the Russian one where they tell the guys that off with a doll knife? Yes, and they've just got a lot on his head. He's like, ah, ah, he's fine. You're seeing the Russian one where they tell the guys that off with the Dol Nive. Yes, and they've just got a lot on his head. He's like, yeah. And like, I was like 15 watching like, holy shit. Yeah, I don't think that's good for you. Yeah, consumption junction. Was that bad?

Oh dude, mean J. We're driving a Sacramento on Thursday. It's 6 a.m. And J's like, why are we leaving sort of like, cause traffic, we don't want touch any traffic. He's like, all right, he's all groggy. We're driving dead stop traffic. I mean, it's the worst traffic you ever see. And I'm like, his traffic, we don't want to touch any traffic. He's like, all right, he's all groggy. We're driving dead stop traffic. I mean, it's the worst traffic you ever seen.

I'm like, mother fucker. And I'm like, I'm telling you, he's like, LAM, I'm like, no. This is weird, something's going on up there. So we're going to, I don't see any cop. I don't know if the fuck is going on. And finally, they're merging all to one lane. We get close, it's just four car accidents, the cars are smashed. I, and Jago's, don't look, it's gonna ruin your day.

And I was like, no, I'm not gonna look, but it just naturally, like, I just gotta make sure. I just, client, Jago's, don't look, it's gonna ruin your day. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna look, but it just natural, but I just gotta make sure. I just client, so I would just lady dead. It was like, in a park. But like, staring at me. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

What if? Me and my brother didn't talk for two hours, we were just like, okay, but what if she wasn't dead, but then died? Cause I could have helped her. Well, no, you were the last person she saw and you just kept driving. My windows are tinted.

Boom! Hey, why are you, why are you killing me? It's amazing to set up. But think about it. She went like this, she went. Brandish Rob. Boom! She's all, she's all douce gang folks.

Yeah, that's, yeah it was dark. Yeah, I was I miss my show I was an hour late to my show on Chicago because there was I've never seen this kind of traffic and I was calling I go I don't know what's going on and there was a dude who was Trying to jump off the bridge into traffic and the cops the Chicago cops are real, you know They haven't seen anything or anything. And they're all, you could see them talking to him and he's, he's raving, you know, and they, I guess they ended up saving him.

And it turns out he was trying to kill himself because he got caught for being a child molester. And I should have let him. Yeah. The cops should just, I made that part up. Oh, okay, that last part. Oh, if he was the cops, I'm like, you did what? And maybe like, go on, go on. Hold I made that part up. Oh, oh, if he was the cops woman like you did what Don't understand

Oh, go ahead Because I want to see what you guys would do but that was a bad story right so you tried to save it I said he jumped over He was a homeless guy just raving and they had but he just held up traffic dude We had one over here. I remember when I was fighting. I was going to jitsu traffic was so bad dead stop people are the car to sit there and i'm like what the fuck is going on she's like look same thing dude gonna jump on the freeway we're there for two hours the old lady in front of me gets our car and goes just fucking do it already i was like yeah savage but also just a little software on that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this lady, they were not having it.

Remember a couple of like, just doing. Remember a couple of years ago on, I think it was the five over by like Los Villas, a guy was racing as like, souped up, whatever, gets in a wreck, gets launched out of his vehicle and splatted and stuck on the freeway sign. What the fuck? Yeah, it was the craziest shit ever.

They had to like, peel his body off the freeway sign. It's like a it was the craziest shit ever. They had to like peel his body off the freeway sign. It's like a cartoon, yeah. Like a accordion. Yeah. Yeah, that's like my father, he's CHP for 30 years. So he was, I've seen more dead people than you imagine. He goes first day on the job.

He's like 22 years old, first day on the job. He goes this guy was driving, and he wasn't paying attention to going 90, drove in the back with semi truck. He goes so his arms are broke, but he wasn't paying attention to going 90, drove in the back with semi-truck. He goes, so his arms are broke, but the way he must say his head hit, it just evaporated. So he goes, I'm the first one, it's the first call ever.

Pulse up, all he sees is a headless body there. Dude. And they're like looking around for the body. Yeah. Dude, zoom in on that chair. I don't wanna like show this obviously, but. Well, yeah. He flew all the way up there.

Yes, dude. Dude, that's his body up there. Yeah. Oh, that's so crazy. How wild is that? Look at that car. That's so fucking crazy. You remember if you're what?

Like, cuck, cuck, cuck. By the way, you're stuck up there. You okay? What if so? What if? It's hard. It's too dark. No, no, no, no.

It's like, you're going. Jack, I like your- What if like we went Medieval status, right? And he was racing his, as I recall, he was street racing. I could be wrong, so if people are gonna listen to this and get offended, sorry. But what if we did like Medieval times where they would just hang the body at the gates

to be like, look what this idea did and like, this is how. Like a warning, yes. Like great deterrent, don't street race. No, this is how... Like a warning. Yes. Like, great deterrent. Don't street right? No, who does that? The cartel. Yeah.

Don't do drugs and they hang them off the bridge. Yeah. They write messages on the body. Yeah, they did that. They still do that. Tim Kennedy said that when he was in Afghanistan, these guys, uh... That's fucking, that's nuts, by the way. I don't know.

I can't get over that. Did he have a spread? It's in his seat? It's said he got, he was trying to pass and then somehow something happened. Oh, so yeah. I mean, from this point, I'm just get over that. Did he have a seat? It's sad he got, he was trying to pass and then somehow something happened. Oh, so yeah, I mean, from this point, I'm just reading this part, passing on shoulder, and he's 20. Passing on shoulder, yeah, 20.

You know, you know, fast, he's, he's, blonde, that's how. 20 years old, you're probably like driving super fast. Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, it sucks. But what were you saying about Tim Keying, Medieval times, bodies? So he was coming back from, adirks court, this convoy in the worst part of Afghanistan.

And they were in fire fights all the way down there. And then as he was coming back, they had to have fire fights back. In fact, they had like some crazy number like 39 trucks and they and got there with only eight trucks. It was crazy. And so he, but there was this, there was this, in this war torn in same place, there was a village, this village. With, he said, it was like Shangri-La,

beautiful people, healthy. It was like, you know, they're out in the fields, you know, it was like a agrarian little village, like the Shire. And before they got there, because they were starving and thirsty, there was a body hanging right from a tree, and it was a Taliban's body.

And the message, and there was a message that said, this is what happens to all Taliban that try to come into our village. And those motherfuckers weren't playing around. In the book, it's really well, because Tim had been through so much. And this old man saw him and said, the old man had like blue eyes,

I've kind of done, and Tim looked at him and the old man saw him, Tim was covered and fucking just shit and everything. And the old man just took him into his arms and Tim started crying. And they said they were there and they fed him, they hung out with him, and they were the most beautiful people in the world.

And he thinks he still feels like they're all thought of as a dream. They were like, did fed him and they hung out with him and they were the most beautiful people in the world and he thinks He still feels like they all thought it was a dream They were like did we just go into a portal in the middle of a work down and then as they were driving away that body Was just hanging there just a fucking message. You just hit like a bell toll somewhere out of nowhere Yep, and Jack Osborne's there and Just sit down with a book. him. You're the therapist. Yeah, sit around. Come around.

Yeah, that's a guy. Man, are you gonna let your kids drive? Do your kids drive you? Dude, it scares the shit out of me. Yeah. It scares the shit out of me. Because it's on me. Social media scares more than driving.

Really? Yeah, that's interesting. For sure. Yeah. Especially boys, whatever, the young girl on social media, especially this day and age and all those creeps Yeah, no, I'm not I have a my salute. I figured out my my my hack for that with my What is is I I got her an apple watch so she can make calls she can text But you know social media no social media

Consent the web and I know what she is at all times. Oh, that's brilliant. That's really good. Yeah That's my that's my like still that one in hack to good. Huh, my daughter's been really good about Not being on it like they she's just doesn't she refuses to engage like I asked her about Twitter She's not much because Twitter's most toxic place in the world. Nobody measures on it Kids are on Twitter, but TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. Only fans. Yeah. TikTok, you point.

These kids, man. It's just a pipeline. It's a pipeline. It's a pipeline for only fans. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's tough to stop it. I think people figure it out.

I think people will always figure out that they're a bad, whenever there's a bad shadow side to things, you figure it out. I mean, people are not necessarily- You only took 30 years with cigarettes. Yeah, well, it takes a while, but sometimes I'll do it, you know, wait, cigarettes are bad. Depends, yeah, smoke. No. Yeah, I don't know if they can figure out by time, especially not way your time, your kids are, I think they do. They're going through right now.

I think though the people go, it's never been bigger, but I know, but I think the people kind of figure out ways to insulate themselves. I hope. Yeah, I think the pendulum, I think the pendulum is gonna start swinging back to where, I'm seeing a guy who works with me, his son, and their friends, they kind of just laugh at all the craziness that is pumped into his head.

Drinking and driving. You just don't see that anymore. It used to be completely acceptable. But people still don't, people like, I've been drinking, I can't. Oh, I got a drink. You would never see see that anymore. It used to be completely acceptable. But people still don't, people like I've been drinking, I can't, or I gotta drink. You would never see anybody do that. Did the messages, it's like, something's that bad. So it's not your friend.

So it's not your friend. Well now they just make fun of and just die. Yeah, well that's true. That's true. Yeah, the numbers just don't align with it be. There's like the age of death of under 18's I've been higher. Yeah.

So it's tough. Yeah, but I read Jonathan Heitz work on that. It's still minimal. It's like, yes, it's up, So it's tough. Yeah. But I read Jonathan Heitz work on that. It's still minimal. It's like, yes, it's up, but it's not, you know, what people think it is. Well, with the fendel death, so that's under 18. It's no suicide. No, I'm talking about it. Anything. It's definitely. It's never been more dance to be under 18. Oh, as far as death. It's more dangerous. Wow, I feel like bringing it up, Jim. I'm looking. I think if you add a fentanyl death Yes, I would agree with that. It's under Mao. I love that that was the first

I was like okay, I mean that's how do we go this it does under 18 versus like Did you guys just go to deaths under 18? 2022 Take the number then do death of 18 and the night accidents Yeah, there's some different version of leading causes of death under the accident Firearms continue to be a number once really accidental firearms more than drowning I thought drown in number one drug overdoses Poisoning obviously from stuff in the kitchen. It's increased to 186% since 2000.

Wow. And 103% since 2019. Oh man. So what I'm hearing you say is all this like let's protect our kids. Isn't working. Isn't working. Huh. Yeah.

What a surprise. What a surprise. Interesting. Yeah, it's scary. It's not good. Well, it's a right good direction. So I Yeah, it's scary. It's not good. Well, it's a good direction. So I see with fentanyl, the borders are open,

so more fentanyl is coming through. Yeah, we're not heading a good direction. No. No. Wait, why don't you live in an event as until recently? Yeah, because I might be seeing something online and you would like to talk about how you miserable during COVID because it was zombie land over that.

Oh, dude, beyond. Like I can't even tell you. It was so nuts that like so so my my wife where my girlfriend at the time gets in her car and dude just gets in the back of her car. Just gets in the back of her car. Like an Uber? He's like what? She's asking where he's going. And yeah, she goes, what are you doing because I'm just it was just getting the car Maybe you can drive me and she goes you want me to drive you somewhere? She's kind of a girlfriend fillet. She was get the fuck out of my car right now He goes what's a big deal. I just wanted to ride you get the fuck out of my car And he gets it. She was nice. Yeah, yeah, but that was like that was a

They they would come into our front yard take the bikes It was just a nightmare. It's squad it. We were you selling your house? It's got on your house. Oh, so they were they were they were a To-do just smoking crack right there in front of where I had it was like a little family park So I I go I was like fuck this right now and I have the gardener coming I go set up sprinklers now He goes well. It's the city. I go, I don't give you shit what it is. Bring the pipe from my thing, set sprinklers up here and every time they would come, I would just shoot the sprinklers out and kept them the fuck out of there. Then a dude set up a giant tent like structure.

And I go out and I go, it's not happening. I'm, you're not doing that in my fucking sidewalk. It's not happening. And the whole neighbor was like, oh, like that. So I go, I go out and I go, it's not happening. I'm like, you're not doing that in my fucking sidewalk. It's not happening. And the whole neighbor was like, oh, like that. So I go, I go, I'm the savior here. I'm the, if not me, who, if not now when? Classic, reluctant hero. You understand what I'm saying, bro? So this dumb dumb that I am, I go out and I go,

you gotta get out of here. And he goes, not me. Nah, because I checked, you know, I go, I don't care, he checked with, I checked with him. I'm very checked with, he goes, the guy, you can't move me, this is my stuff. So I go, I know, but I'm telling you

that I'm gonna move you. And he goes, you're not moving me, and I go, no, I'm telling you that this is not gonna be here. No matter what you do, I'm moving this. So we can have to do it this way, or we can do it another way. He's in his underwear, not a small guy, and he gets, starts doing this.

He goes, let's go, motherfucker, you wanna go and he's doing this, you wanna go? And I'm like, and now I'm squared up and the whole neighborhood is there and I'm squared off with a guy and I'm gonna fight this guy. You're about to get your ass wet by home, let's do it. Because they're crazy. Well, thank you, because I go,

hold on, I'm gonna fight this guy and his tidy buddies. to get your ass wet by homeless dude. Well, well, thank you because I go, there's a strong dude. I'm gonna point this guy in his tidy bodies. He's not a small guy and he's out of his fucking mind. They also bite. Yeah. Thank you when I'm going, I'm gonna get bit. Something's gonna, I'm thinking I'm gonna punch him in the face, he's crazy.

So I'm like, I remember I, I remember this, I got that, when I started thinking about that, I got nervous but I go, I'm not gonna back down and I went like that with my back foot, so I could keep my weight on my back foot and punch him. So I'm doing this and I'm going, what am I fucking doing right now? My front J, who was like a real piece of him guy,

comes, oh man, you guys in the middle, we break it up, long story short. Brian killed him. I killed him. No, this is, I don't know if I'm telling you from this thing. Crazy fucking story, because I'm with my, so I go, so he, I go and check, I killed him. No, this is I'm with my so I go so he I go and check I find out his name and I go and check to see if you there I would say his name and I'd hear him move around.

Then my friend said Jay said he left he went like I saw him walk toward the beach. So good old rye puts a hat on puts his mask on my gloves. I take a Prius that I had and I Begin to dismantle With his robe over it. No, no, no, no I took a knife and I cut it was all tent and stuff Yeah, and I start cutting and I'm taking home stuff But here's what I found found a bunch of good wine, and I found two machetes. He had two machetes in there.

So that would have been better. Where's the defendem, though? Or kill me, because I'm trying to fight. Oh, yeah. I would have been good. I would have been good. I would have been good. I would have been good.

I would have been good. I would have been good. And then there were fucking bugs. I don't know if there were bed bugs. They were all over the place. They weren't even roaches. They were these weird, I'd never seen. It was so cool.

I don't think that it was homeless. I took it all. And it took me an hour and 20 minutes to get all his stuff, put it in a Prius, and I drove it to different trash cans and threw it away. Did he come back? He was like, it's up to the house. He didn't come just, but could just come back.

He lost his mind and start threatening everybody. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, dude. And I made friends with them. And I told him that it was these Russian dudes who were mafia. I did. And I said, and they're I thought you were going to say I made friends with him. He's my financial advisor. No, I said to him. I got some. I got some. I got my child. Godfather. He's my therapist. I said to him. I go, Hey bro, do you remember me? I was trying to get you out of there. And

he was like, he looked at me and he was like, he wasn't sure and I go, I was the guy we're about to get in the thing but then what I was trying to do is save you from these dudes, I knew they were gonna do this to you. So now I became his ally. By line. But then he would come back in his bike and come back in his bike and threaten the people.

I'm coming back here, I wanna go on my shit and freak out and then finally he just... I would have gone with the black helicopter route. I'd have been like, hey, you know this black helicopters that keep following you, they landed, they took all your stuff, that suburban right there, they're hiding in that. Yeah, and I'd say you come back, dude.

They're gonna grab you, dude. They're gonna grab you. I told them you left town. Well, I tried to do that. I was kinda like, you don't wanna mess with these guys. I've been trying to stall time with them, but they're gonna, he didn't really care. He's like, why?

Anyway, I moved, anyway, go on, sorry, short, I saw my house, get the fuck out of there. Venice is back though now. It's back. I was just down the other day, it's great. It's back, it's happening. I mean, it's still Venice. Yeah. I like the flavor of it.

You still, you live in the mean streets, have you? No, I'm in the meanest streets of Encino. I think. Yeah. Close. Yeah, lovely. It's nice out there. The A1A, I know. Yeah, do you have a place in, do you keep a residence in England?

My family has the home out in the countryside still and so I barely go back though. I go if there's work or maybe once every couple years with the family. Or to keep that half an accent going. Exactly, but when I get that, when I get that, they're like, oh, you're from America and I'm like, sort of, I don't belong anyway.

This is why I've been in therapy for so long. I just didn't have- You don't fit in. I'm just like lost. And how's your pop's health? He's doing okay. Yeah, he had a rough go the last five years. He took a fall, he had all this crazy spine neck issues,

bad surgeries, and- What was wrong with that? So he, in 2003, he had a motorcycle accident and completely shattered stuff. And they put a bunch of bolts in, he was in a coma for like two weeks. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was bad.

And afterwards, he was fine. He did that classic thing of, well, I'm not gonna rehab it. I'm just gonna go about my business and somehow managed to come out relatively unscathed. Well, 20 years later, it caught up with him and he developed all sorts of issues with his neck. He has Parkinson's and he sometimes has mobility issues with that and he was getting

back into bed one night and he missed the bed because he couldn't, he wasn't really, you know, having, he was having a good night and he hit his face on the ground and it basically shattered his cervical spine Oh, Jesus. Yeah, so he's had numerous surgery He's doing well, man. Yeah, well, well, it all considering but he he finally had his lost surgery He's pain-free. They fixed all the nerve damage stuff and so now he just has to do a ton of physiote How old are you? 74, I think. Because he ran so hard in the pain. Yeah, and he's, and he's, and I have to say,

he's 74 with city miles. He's not like 74, you know, cushy, you know, yeah, I would not know. Is he still playing music? He's just going back in the studio. Yeah, he, he, uh, I had an album out last year. I want a couple of Grammys. Should he do that song with Post Malone?

Yeah, just massive. Yeah. I want a couple of Grammys. Still doing it that song with post below? Yeah, I'm a mess one of a couple Grammys. Yeah, still doing it still doing it You never were in it music never no, yeah, no because I it's No matter what if I would have gone to music well, it's only cuz of Like being Michael Jordan Sun. Yeah, don't do basketball. Yeah, go do something different golf Am it different? No, I think it's different though for, I would say, I'm not just saying this for comedians kids and fighters kids, because you can actually get in the ring and like,

oh, fuck someone up and be like, oh, rat, like think about all the graces. They're all machines that just murder people. And I think, you know, for being a comedian, it's something that no matter what, there's no faking that. You cannot fake being a comedian, and with music and with acting, there is a bit of, like, you can, you know,

this is smoke amarras. That's very true, man. Stand up is, doesn't give a shit about anything other than are you funny, you cannot fake it. Yeah, but it's also like the way you grew up, the way I grew up, whether it's fighting or comedy, our kids aren't growing up that way So it's it's tough for them to you know to follow it in the footsteps

Would you there's no great comedians out of calabases the show's fucking I don't fighters out of Calabas. I know Kim and Quoney cut action are really funny They are absolutely a scream if you get to know them Yeah, my son is not my son is without a doubt as much a natural comic as I've ever seen. He or at least I see the mechanism in which he's always obsessing over information, how to make it funny, and talking to himself. He's listening to a different song. So if my son definitely has that misfit energy that's needed, we'll say, you know, I don't know. I think being a comedian is the terrifying thing I've I'd be terrified. It's a tough gig. Yeah, it would, I'm just a mic, oh man. So it's like

anything else, you know, just I think in the beginning it's always terrifying. But then you just learn to navigate it. You learn to enjoy the pain. Yeah, I think, I think well, I don't think I'd ever get to easy. I'll tell you that. I think you can write a special. And then you have to kind of come up with a whole new set of jokes or theme without actually repeating yourself. You know, when you are like in the business of self-expression telling stories, there's this tendency to be obsessed

with the same questions over and over again, or the same theme. And you've got to figure out a way to fucking break that. That's that's the challenge I think all of it's tough like you even like like being a musician like especially this day is you're when your dad's coming up like just Get noticed is a nightmare for comics is a nightmare TV like what you're doing TV You know the chance of having a successful TV show is especially this day and age TV, you know, the chance of having a successful TV show is, especially this day and age. Yes, like, too. I mean, there's so much content.

To be successful comic, there's so much competition. Yeah, it's a mother. How's your show doing, speaking of which? I watched it. It's doing well. See? It's doing well. See?

I can never tell. Because they know, they don't ever give you numbers for streaming, it's, you know, thus the strike, but I, who knows? Yeah. And I can never, you know, they're like, oh, it did good, but you're like, it's like good in 2023 or is that good? Like, what does that mean now? You don't want to hear the social media clips across you.

Yeah, yeah. Right. But what's, how's that work? Oh, they don't do any social media clips. Yeah. And that works, don't do that anymore. You have to do that yourself. Yeah, yeah. Right. But what's, how's that work? Oh, they don't do any social media clips. Yeah. And that walks, don't do that anymore. You have to do that yourself. Yeah, they don't get it.

I knew that was the case when we started doing really well with the podcast and it started changing everything and money wise everything. And my agent, I remember at Innovative, I had no idea what I was doing with the podcast. Like it was just like, yeah. They made fun of you. Yeah.

All your buddies did do it. Okay, listen, you can do this TV show and you can make this money and I'm like, hey, I'm doing way better than that on a podcast. They just had no idea. They were all still behind the ball. But now, all the first thing I do is pitch people a podcast because there's money into it.

Yeah. So, C.A. He's like, yeah, well, signing, do you want a podcast? So, they do not. Wait, what's going on with that whole debacle? You guys navigating that already? We figured it out. Okay, good.

We figured it out as a nightmare. Yeah. That's the thing about podcasts and it is the Wild West. So, this is the first time we've been stolen from. So, it's tough, man. Yeah, definitely. Who does all your podcast stuff? So, my company produces it and I have an ad sales guy.

In house. So what of he's super boutique? He's been, he did like, all of Kevin Smith stuff. He was, he was, he was one of like the early ad sales guys in the podcast world. That's what you want. Yeah, I've known him 20 years. Yeah, it's pretty good.

With us, if you wanna know that real story, it's the coffee zilla thing. People are writing some bullshit Yeah, what they think they don't know what the fuck they're talking about we figured out a way to get paid over a two-year period Oh cool, and It was it was it was it was for a lot of touching go No, no, it was a train train chainsaws involved. There was it well, you know That's when you want you want some chain saws and you want an open field

Yeah, and you want a group of you want a cartel Yeah, there are times in life when you're in business where you wish you were in a cartel So you could go and fucking clean house, yeah, some people as I guess when as you get older you start to realize And I'm sure you've realized this being in the spotlight There are people that are the biggest assholes on the planet including in the press who just want a story and do whatever they want. And it's just the way it is. And you get around really well, people who've been in the spotlight a long time, they just go, they're just like, it's like, what are you going to try to fight the weather? To go punch a hurricane, it's the same fucking thing. Well, well, I was talking to another

comments who got stolen from, and I was like, I don't know what we're gonna do in the realm. Didn't she use to fight in the UFC? Like, go get our money. I was like, oh yeah! Yeah! You're the heavy in the podcast. Yeah, I'll now do this. Send you. I'm the enforcer. Unfortunately.

It's gonna be me. Yeah, it's like, okay, I'll be right back. Well, you could do that. You could do that. Like, one time, my wife and I answered the door and he had to drop something off, and it was like, it was like a Sunday, it was like a cozy day, and we were about to sit down.

We had our little slippers on. I had my cozy stuff, we were gonna watch a movie. I had a bottle of wine. Oh, was it from the homeless in Kavanaugh? It was not from Kavanaugh. I gave her a call back, no? I drank the homeless guy's wine. Before that, Brennan was still fighting,

and me and my beautiful wife, and we were all, is it Bren, what I think for the call back, no. I think the homeless guys, why? Before that, Brennan was still fighting and me and my beautiful wife and we were all, is it Brennan? Yeah, no, it was in Santa Monica. It was in Santa Monica, but the expense part of Santa Monica was on the left side. The North, yeah, not the right. Not the right. I was spending way too much on rent.

So near Montana. Yes, thank you. That's exactly what it was. And we're just there, big white streets, clean streets, and I was just like, the end of the door and a rope. We both did, we both did, like our other ropes. They were ropes, I was like, we went to the door.

We went up high and he's just standing there like this and he's looking at us and he drops off something, I don't remember what it was, and he's standing like that. Sure, I was like, yeah, great, great, great. And I go, I go, okay, and he goes, you know what, You know what? You know I can kill you both, right is a shitty conversation. Fuck off, man. I gotta find a gun.

I just felt compelled to do that. Just stand there and look at us. I probably had been drinking all day. You guys were too cozy. Yeah, you were like, I could kill you both. Oh, you're next. Do you have thoughts like that, Brandon? Do you ever like sat in like a restaurant

and you just look around, you like? It'll pop up every now and then. That's why I was going to therapy. I had so much anger. Yeah. Yeah, and I've set a skills I could use. So I had to see a therapist about it. Yeah, it's gone now. It takes so much to so much anger. Yeah. Yeah, and I've said a skills I could use, so I had to see a therapist about it. Yeah.

It's gone now. It takes so much to get me angry. Yeah. It's gone so much. Yeah, you picked me up the other day, upside down. That was really weird out here. You, because I grabbed you and I tried using it. I don't remember.

And then you picked me up and that was upside down. Yeah, I wouldn't even talk about fighting it. That's terrible. If it wasn't for him, he always brings it up. I don't. Yeah, I don't. So you found yourself, you were like an angry fighter? No, not at all.

Where'd the anger come from? Well, when I started doing comedy, people are so mean to me. Yeah. Yeah. It really mean to me. I was like, oh, I could just beat him up, but that doesn't work.

No. So I had to channel that to something else. If I were you, I think with my temperament, I would squeeze them. You have the worst temper. I was thinking about this on the way. If I were you, I think with my temperament, I would squeeze them. You have the worst temper. I have a thing about this on the way here. I'm not the best. I'm the worst temper.

I'm scared. You're such a bad temper. I'll fucking, and it goes there. You're not gonna do anything. You're not gonna. I'm afraid I'm gonna kill somebody. But you're not. The problem is your anger, you've never done it.

But your anger's so bad. You're so bad. Your anger's so bad. But that's what that's my fault. You're not the festival. You're like, fuck, fuck. I'm like, hey man. No, I get, when I get angry, I'm fucking angry.

What gets you angry? You have angry issues. No, I don't have angry issues, but I'm sorry. The difference is between me, if I'm gonna, if I got something to go, if I'm angry, I consider it like, like, I'm not gonna talk trash. If I really don't like you,

then I consider it something, you know, it's like, I might not gonna talk trash. If I really don't like you, then I consider it something, you know, it's like, I might get physical with you. Instead of like, talk about it. I'm really might get physical with you. Like, that's how I think about it. But it's not like you're going up pushing people and doing that stuff. So it's fun to talk about.

But like in your head, you stoop and you have these fake arguments in your head and the anger gets worse. It's actually worse than that, Bob. It's worse than that. Oh, no, you're angry. It's faster than this one. Like, Brian, it and the angry gets worse. It's actually worse than that, Bob. It's worse than that. Oh, no, you're angry. It's faster than this one. Like, oh, Brian, that's really angry, Bob. I got fucking angry problems.

I'm really, like, Jay that way. Even Jay's learned to deal with it, man. And I get angry. I'm not, I don't know about that. You have anger problems, 100%. Yeah, yeah. You go zero to 100. Well, we're all be like, kind of cool.

There's certain things that, that, but got to take it in the context, Bob But there's there's one thing that triggered me I agree and but then and it was a Scankfest. It was nothing has nothing to do with scankfest No, something else outside me and I was like I was a very good old time. Yeah, not me And then you're like a fucking. Yeah, that's where I want to, I really do wanna fucking do some bad shit that I'm gonna go to jail for. Like, what I skit scared about is that sometimes you can get so mad that you're like this, you're like, I think it's worth going to jail for this.

I know it's fucking crazy to say that. Well, no, you have kids. I don't know if it's not good. It's funny when you get that rage and you're like, oh, you totally rationalized. Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll just go to jail, so it might be worth it, like what? A year?

I mean, well, it's California now. You might, it might be worth it, like what? A year? I mean, well it's California now, you might, you might get a slap on the wrist, or a fun, yeah, you know? But so you killed everyone, no I killed everyone, let me explain. Okay. Listen, I get it, I messed up, but his why.

Yeah, but I'm not zen like Jack Osmond. No, I believe me, I'm not. The amount of times that like I get cold by everyone, you've got anguish, I say it all the time. Really? Well it's because, you know what it is with me, I'm not the amount of times that like I get cold by everyone. I'm like you've got anger issues I they say it all the time really what's because you know what it is with me. I I will Speak what I'm thinking when I'm pissed off instead of just sitting there being like doing. I make a lot of mistakes To with that. Yeah, yeah, but I should look the move is to wait yep pause down

Yeah, and then articulate yeah, I also blow You're right right like I blow up I lose my mind, but then I'm fine. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but let me just go crazy load and then you come back down My my my my phone was fucked up yesterday and I weird guests and I was I was I was freaking out I was like this mother fucking phone this book and it was so inappropriate that the guests and my wife was like Hey, what are you doing? I got fucking phone fucking book and it was so inappropriate that the guest and my wife was like hey, what are you doing? I got fucking phone fucking bullshit and I Won't get to me. It's other stuff

Technical stuff. There's nothing you do. I'm like, whatever. Do you find like doing jujitsu or do you do do jitsu, right? I'm not not now. You don't need to do that. I was boxing a lot. Okay. That was good I think just anything. Yeah, just like you yourself Worked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're physically tired. You kind of just like that was the biggest thing the therapist told me it's like God, I know this. Why am I paying the stomach hundreds of dollars to tell me to work out? Yeah, because he's like, you're looking at working out just for your body. It's for it. It's more for your your brain for your mind. Yeah, that there's a whole thing.

You're cheating out. That I was like, yeah, you're right. You're right. Here's your money. Yeah. Now, I'm gonna go work out and never be bad. You are right. Do I get super angry? Yeah, I mean, she's all good. I don't, it's all good. Yeah, you talk to somebody or whatever. No, try gardening. No, I don't have a garden, but I could do that. What could you do to get your mind off of it? I think just training like doing the page at two or something, but I'm not gonna do that. No, it's not real. That's not real.

You want to know that? It takes too long. You don't know who's who. You don't know who's who. Yeah, I got to warm up for an hour before I do that. I can't. No, 56. No, let's talk about something you could really do.

Yeah. Crossfit. Yeah, I kind of do. Yeah, you want to get injured with that. I kind of do do that. Yeah, because no one gets injured with crossfit, so I'm saying. No, never. What else could you do?

I'm never going to say that. Box again, that's fun. No, again, stop else could you do? I'm never really like that. Box again, that's fun. Again, stop that and daddy. Let's think about how some real shit you could do. Hot yoga? No, no, no. You get tired?

Boxing's good. You could suck a bunch of dudes off. What? I'm just b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Yeah, and star Noli fans. Yeah, that's a both. Big money, then. Money, take pictures of your feet. Sinaz, what should I do? We have a new Sinaz Cosm. Get your anger on the car. Tell me your last name again. Tavisol.

It's a great name. I'm never gonna get your last name, right? It's a Sinaz, I have a strong heart. Sinaz, I have a strong heart. Sinaz, it's a strong heart. Sinaz is going to hopefully be joining us. And you know what's funny? Sinaz, I said to Brendan, what about that gal we were talking about?

I liked her. She was cool. And he said, he, what about that gal we were talking about? I liked her, she was cool. And he said, you said something about her. So I was the plan, she's gonna be the next special K. Yes. I see, he's thinking I just brought her up. And he's a feminine, intelligent, feminine. What kind of a ride? Yeah.

What should I do, what do you think? What do you do to block? We need to call us therapists. Yeah. I'll leave you as nobody's good dude. Yeah. All right. Maybe Pilates. Pilates is good. It's a good ton. Yeah. Alright. Are you Pilates?

Pilates is good. It's a good toning thing. It won't do it for me. It's not, no, it's not going to work for Brian. Running? No, I work out. It's fine. I know what to do.

I'll just work out. But you work out to like exhaustion. Like at the end of the day, you just like, Yeah, that's what you need. Yeah. I do that sometimes. Yeah. And I feel good.

Oh, I know what you should do. What? Find one of those rage rooms. Have you ever been, we destroy everything? No. It's the greatest shit. Oh, I know what you should do. What? Find one of those rage rooms. Have you ever been, we destroy everything? No. It's the greatest shit. Oh, that's not bad idea.

Yeah, and we'll fill it for content. Yeah, you go in, they give you, they have all these like baseball bats, cricket bats, whatever, I am bothered. Like maybe you go, yeah, there you go. What? You're gonna just wreck everything.

You destroy everything and you can like, even request like, oh, I I want I hate laundry machines, fill it with laundry machines. I go, can you put my dad's face on the doll? Yeah, damn, look at that. I made that up, I don't know. That's pretty cool. Don't take pictures like that though, right?

For the rage. And I'm a crazy. No, that looks like an ever coming, fit rage room. That's pretty cool though. It's a great outfit. That's a good idea, dude. You get exhausted.

How much is it, Chan? Maybe we should start a go fund. It's a good idea, dude. You get exhausted. How much is it, Chan? Maybe we should start a go fund. It's a good workout. What do you do? I destroy things. Sixty four recruit. Recruit, I think. Wait, includes 34 breakable glass items.

A helmet with shield gloves and overalls. Weapons and tools for rage and okay. Water packs include 64, that's too much work. Sixty four breakable glass items. An a 10 minute car smash thing. Ooh, is it a new car and an old car? That'd be an old one. Mmm.

I would pay 120 to smash up a Tesla. He's like, is it a new car? No meaning, like, has the car already been like beaten up a bit, or is it? It's probably the resin. Yeah. Ooh, birthday bash. 90 bucks includes a- That's where you're next to the-

65-glass and then you get a nice souvenir, a birthday set up, a banner balloon- It would do that for me. What about pain ball? Yeah, I'd be fun. For real bullets. But that's not something you could do. Yeah, I could go to find some like, you know,

Eastern European, yeah, like hostile type thing. All huncha, is that what you're looking for? No, no, no, no, I can't do that. You could just get it. No, you put your face in like war paint, and I'll Huncha, like a deer. You would not. I know you dressed up like a little deer

and I just let you down. Is this the best day? Do I get a gun too? No, no, no. Bad hands. He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna bare hand broke back, he bro. Yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no. Really? Yeah, I'm, yeah. Yeah, I'm, yeah. No, don't, but that's something you do consistently. I can't hunt you every Tuesday. I went to black house. I was gonna sign up for classes.

It's not for you. What's that? You gotta do something that you're not gonna get hurt and you're gonna be consistent. Boxing out, I won't get hurt. If I don't, I don't spar. I guess you could hit mitts. Did you see, speaking of sparring,

did you see Zaka Bugs picture he? Yeah, he's like, my knee changed my avatar. Got two black eyes today.arring, did you see Zaka Bugs picture? He yeah, he's like, might need to change my avatar. Got two black eyes today. He has like, oh, let me see. Oh my god. This guy's trying so hard to change his overall. You're like, no, that's from someone in Congress dipping the nuts in your black and pro.

He loves having black eyes. His black eyes. He's already there. He got tagged in the nose. Yeah, look. Oh, there you go. Yeah. It's the blood once here. It's you go. Yeah. It's the blood once here Doc I there's no soul in those eyes. No, dude. He's a robot that guy is just I'm sure he is a lovely guy

Sure, but like baby Did you see the Tweety Puss with his wife? He's like typical dead the Zuckerbergs and. And he's like, she texted him, she's like, hey babe, why is there an Arctic on our backyard? There's supposed to be flowers there. He's like, whoops, sorry. It's like, hey, I don't know what PR team told you that this is like a tough guy move. Wow, it's tough.

Yeah, he's trying to like lean into the like the bro movement. He's like, oh. He might just be fast-snared with your kids, who, which is something worth being fast-snared about. Sure, you know. Here it is. Do you see the Arctic on the back yard? Yes, who, which is something worth being fascinated by. Sure. Here it is. Do you see the octane I put in the backyard? Yes, I saw it, Mark.

It looks awesome. Mark, we have plenty of yard space. I've been working on that grass for two years. It's pretty funny though. You don't have iPhones? Oh, interesting. I don't believe it. Yeah, they're on, that's WhatsApp.

Does he own WhatsApp? Yeah. Isn't that a part of Facebook? Oh, is it yeah, all right, Jim. What do you gotta skip some current events? All right first one like to mark Oh, you see the channel Jones. He started crying when he was he was you think my boy and then he's killed him So I'm starting to cry. He did you like an IG live started crying started talking like kind of crazy He's John Jones brother. He did like an IG live, started crying, started talking like kind of crazy stuff.

He's John Jones brother, he was all, he was a pro ball DN for the Arizona Cardinals, signed a three year, I think 90 million or $20 million deal with the Raiders and has just gone down a weird road. So now he's been released. The thing is CT or something, I don't know what you chalk it up to,

play that video, it being clearly the guy's going guys going through it really clearly needs Jack is a therapist You look just like John Danny he looks like I'm going to be right now because I'm going to be out of cash as well. And you're going to have to really wear an end is. You're going to be an end is if you're just open to jail. He's not well. Yeah, he's not well. Yeah, he's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well.

He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well.

He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. He's not well. Is that mushroom, is he think? It could be. It might be on some kind of a hallucinogenic, man. Yeah. That like that, that full process felt very psilocybin.

Yeah. Something's going on. Sounds like you make your good fire though. Yeah. Yeah. He's on a spirit quest. Yeah. It's.

Whew. I think he's on side. He's sad. That looks like he's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, seeing that he's on the right. looks like he's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, seeing that he's on the right. You think it's, you think it'd be CT or something? We always, everyone jumps to CT.

You might just be crazy. You know, like some guys just, they don't want to talk to a CT. You might just be bad shape, crazy. He's always been a little off. Yeah. So he's in jail right now for what? No, he was released. I think he just got kicked off the raiders.

Yeah. Violated a protective order. Oh Is it protective order life for him? I believe it was for someone else man. He was such a good football player though I mean, I don't know what's going on with that golden womb of his mother's, but she's got three superstars Sure, but so since... Seriously? Oh yeah. Since his brother is fighting like one of the biggest fights of his life, like soon, right?

John Jones, I wonder how much this is gonna mess him up. I don't know. Oh yeah. Probably not much, but. Tell me yeah. So John Jones, the great thing. Right, and It knows John Jones personally so I compartmentalize things Yeah, but I mean this is pretty bad. I think you know John will be fine. They'll get him help too I they're super close the the brothers

Online they seem like they're as far as like you did you do you will you train with them? Yeah, not would never with Chandler with the older brother oh you did yeah he's great wait and and you'd say his two older brothers are better athletes than John yes yeah for sure was it she didn't say go all show John Jones a kick was a John Jones no no that's Anderson so I'm still going to show him the front kick difference what you said yeah yeah John Claude Van Dam showed the DS Brows kicks. I would actually take some advice from JCVD.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's my hero as a kid. He's a kid. Yeah. He's my hero as a young man. Yeah, blood sports. Oh my God. Did he know he's a playable character in Mortal Kombat? He is?

Yes. It was a semester Sloan Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the new one. In the new one. Mortal Kombat 11. So the one right before this. But when you when you when you actually select JCB T as you just hit, Guma day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Touch.

Oh, I don't know how much you care about this, but yeah, so someone is charged in the two poxie curve order. So he was like a gang leader. And he was the one that was like involved in, when two-pock and I think, what's one boy's name? Biggie? No. Should not beat up this guy in like a casino.

So that guy apparently wanted retaliation and then hired the whatever, the killing of two-pops. So he just hired the killing, but he didn't actually do the killing? This is what I, yeah, this is what I, so. Didn't the guy they got arrested though, he said he was hired the killing but he didn't actually do the kill. This is what I yeah, this this right so is where didn't the guy They got arrested though. He said he was driving the car and it was someone in the back seat that That shot I think you might be right off So you orchestrated the shooting in the matter of hours after the rapper and others attacked Davis nephew the same day

Davis is the only suspect in the case who's still alive. I don't want it's a lot really all the other gang members are dead That's crazy. Wow blood in blood out there looks you know, he got away for so long if that on what it's a lot. Really all the other gang members are dead. That's crazy. They're all shot. Wow. Blood in, blood out. And this is the dude right there. He looks young. He got away for so long, if that's true. Damn. Dwayne Keith D.

What is a guy like that dude now? What's he been doing? I wonder. He might be an OG. Yeah, no, he, I saw the interview with him because he essentially rats on himself. He explains the whole story and how he was driving one way and Tupac was in a car coming the other and the whole story and how he was driving one way and two pok was in a car

Come in the other and then they flipped around and you know, it was but it was trying to get a book deal like hey note, I'm asked you're going to Praise the crazy the day that they got away with that in that crowded in area He made it 96 Cybercampus. It was off it was off the strip somewhere They were because they were at a I thought it was right off Like by MGM. I think it was behind it. It was like somehow, it wasn't right off that last thing,

it was a lot of people around. Yeah. Then big you got shot right off like Fairfax, whether museum there, right? Oh, I didn't know it was, there you go. Wow, I didn't know it was there.

Davis talked himself right into jail. I wonder why he decided to come out with it. Wow, great. I think for the views. He was trying to get his, you know, a critique talk following up. Says he began to go publicly, boasts about his involvement in the murder

and that led to the law enforcement and Las Vegas taking another look at his claims. Yeah, I can't. He's talked himself right into jail. Didn't, didn't Tupac beat the shit out of one of the gang members with his buddies? That's what just said, Doug. We just recapped it. Yeah. Him and Shug Knight did it to the guy and it was his nephew. Oh. Yeah. The Davis guy participated in a 2018 Netflix documentary on the secure homicide. Shug Knight's my surreal sweetheart.

He's in prison for life. He ran over someone in a raptor. Yeah, he's... What else you get, Jim? All right, this is a quick one. This is affecting us. So there's a new thing, a legislation that's approved so far. And most likely would be passed by Gavin Newsom.

Of course. Where there's going to be cameras that take pictures of Your license plate whatever if you if you're speeding when there's no cops around, but here's the thing It's I saw it's it's like it's $200 if you're like I'm So check this out if you go a hundred miles an hour and over it's a $500 ticket But if you just go 99 over It's a $200 ticket. You need some pretty sweet content for $200.

But I mean, it's when I saw a few, I could do some cool stuff for you on a bug. But it's not gonna hold up if you appeal it because there's no due process. Like how do you know if the machine is calibrated? Like a camera set. For red light set. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Another stuff we got there, there's all those business popped up. We're like, did you get a red light ticket, send it to us, and they fight it, and you pay like 40 bucks. Yeah, I did, the ticket clinic or something. Yeah, no, it holds up. And there's places like in my, in Woodland Hills, there's a camera that goes off every single time, no matter what.

So it's like, they don't care. Because nobody fights it. Most people, it's a great way for the city to get money because nobody most people go You know what I'll tell you where they make bank is that one eleven over that's fifty bucks dude We're all screwed eleven over That's ridiculous. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah you're just exactly, you're gonna pay the $50 because to fight it, it's gonna cost, you know, four, five bucks, whatever, so much money. You want to have those, that's not.

That's not an oxygen. Now we're all gonna have to sit there and. So if you guys live here, yeah, that's what you have to deal with. Thanks, California. Yeah. Man, oh man. Did you ever think about leaving dirt?

Yeah, yeah, I have a place in Idaho. That's a good idea. I love Idaho. Yeah. yeah, I have a place in Idaho. That's so good. I love Idaho. Yeah. I like it, Jack. My admiration grows. I'm gonna get your number and we're gonna hang out a lot. Let's do it.

Yeah, if you wanna come up, man, it's, we got, I'm North of Caudillain. I love Caudillain. Yeah, it's a good spot. All right, next one. Which this guy? Is that a... Drogie?

So Jimmy Butler to star player for the Miami Heat last year, starring Media Day, he showed up with a fresh set of dreadlocks passed his shoulders. Soon after Media Day, the dreadlocks were gone. He does it just for the promo pictures. Everyone speculated the whole year that it was just for the meme, just the mess with the NBA. This year he showed up in full Gotha tire, including fake piercings, lipstick, makeup, flattened hair, the outfit.

I thought that was Andre 5,000 or what else. I know, right? Yeah. No one knows how he feels that's all I'm gonna say. No one knows how he feels that's all I'm gonna say. Yes, like the whole... How funny is that? He does it just for a media day? Look at him. There's a play-song motion, Amber, new.

He looks like a leasing of some 41-some shit. Wow. Wow. He's a character. He was a guy. No, not really. Crack it. Like, you know, he's a cute. He was a good boy. No, not really. No. Cricket, like, you know, from a distance. Yeah. Do you drink tea or coffee?

Coffee. Yeah, all right. No tea ever? Occasionally. Sugar milk. Uh, yeah. Proper English, yeah. Same, same, same.

Yeah, his mom is, uh, actually. Yeah, full blow. Oh, really? Yeah. Uh, whereabouts? Stroud. Okay. You know, it's all I got. What else do you have to go, do you. Oh, really? Yeah, whereabouts? Stroud. Okay. You know, it's all I got. What else do you have a go? Do you have a go visit? I don't think you get your citizenship, right? Oh, I can't. It wouldn't be that hot for you to get your citizenship. I am a Would you are a lord? I'm a lord. You got the the Scottish title thing or whatever. Yeah

I bought for 10 so incentive me for like a hundred bucks It's like I am a lord. Is it on your, do you have it on your credit cards? Hell yeah. Yeah, I could get, because my mom won't, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. Hmm. Looking at that. Not that the British possible, it's worth a shit anymore.

You was great woman, the EU, because you could. I don't think Terry. Go, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do you know, Harry? No, no. No one wants to. I'm a common folk that Yeah. Do you know Harry? No. No one wants to.

I'm a common folk. That man, you know, loves his ivory tower. Yes. Yeah. All right. Cheers, a quick one. Last one. So this is the new Toyota Century.

It's a competitor towards the the Colonon Rolls Royce. But unfortunately, this is only sold in Japan. But it's a Japanic stock. Yeah, they're sick. Whoa. So $170,000. Wow. Compared to a Cullenin, which is like what, $400,000?

$400,000. Yeah. A Slime Door. We also heard Jesus. It would be cool if it was Ahmard. If it was Ahmard? Yeah. I'm sure they make those.

They could. 100%. But it's supposed to be sick. It's weird. Jay was telling me about these. Really? I'm sure they make those they could 100% But it's supposed to be sick. It's weird Jay was telling me about these. Really? Yeah. But it sucks that they don't do it here. But I'm guessing if you have enough money, you can import it. What do you drive?

I have Model X. I have an acid mountain. I've got D.B.11. Love them. I have Truck got a you know 25 ram 2500 a stick diesel. Yeah, I'm in yeah, FJ 62. Oh damn, dude. Nice a car guy Yeah, it's it it got bad had to scale it back me to yeah, so I just revamped it But yeah, yeah, causing guns since my too. Yeah, a lot of guns. Dude, we're the same guy.

There we go. Nice. We're the same guy. Nice. The guy is a closet conservative. Yeah, there's a, you know, there's a, there's an angry libertarian running around in my hot someone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just leave me alone. Yeah, that's why you should alone. Just leave me alone. Don't tell me what to do. Don't make me, yeah. I agree. That's why you're in Idaho. Exactly. I wish we were out there. And I want to be best friends. We're going to. Don't tell me what to do. Don't make me agree. It's why you're a knight of hell.

Exactly. I wish we were out there. And I want to be best friends. We're going to hang out. We can hang, dude. Always. Jack is crying again. Listen, I'm outside your house.

You barred the tent from your buddy. Jack, I give you a few bottle of wine for you. I have these machete days, but it's fine. Well, Jack, we appreciate you doing. Go watch this show. Yeah. I saw it last night when did a Sunday's 10 p.m. On travel channel or you can watch it on Max or

Discovery Plus. Yeah, are you gonna call like famous friends yours to make guest appearance? Yes. Yeah, so like Jenny MacArthur did an episode and then Jamie Kennedy Jamie Kennedy Jason. I love Jamie Yeah, we're just with him at Skankfest. I was running. I didn't see it. I didn't see it there, everybody was there. What was Skankfest?

It's all over the internet. Skankfest, these guys, Legion of Skanks, put it together. It's like Big J. Orcasin, Louis Gomez, Dave Smith. It's just like a big comedy festival. Oh cool. Yeah, so long. Like Lala Paloza, but comedy.

Oh nice. Yeah, Tim Dillon was there. So Oh nice. Yeah, Tim Dylan was there. So it was funny. Tim Dylan was there. Tim Dylan was there, yeah. Crystal Stefano, Norman, Joe Witt. I was there too, everyone. Yeah, he was there.

Wow. You know, hang around, well, because you got insolate, but I was there from one to what God knows, what time. It was so much fun. Yeah, seeing everybody. That's great. I will be in Iowa, October 13th, 14th. That's one show Friday, one show Saturday.

The Niagara Falls almost sold out, one show Friday, one show Saturday, November 4th, and 5th. A bunch of other dates coming up on there. And then the transformation of my TRX that went to overkill in Sacramento, all that content is coming out soon. So stay tuned, fellas. I'm not souping up. I'm not souping up my Tesla three. I'm not doing that

But I will be at the Comedy Zone Greensboro in North Carolina October six and seven this Friday Saturday and then good night good night. November 9 10 and 11 Ooh the meantime. We'll see you in a little bit kids Jack. Appreciate you brother. Hey. Thank you. Thanks for having me Jack That was awesome. Go watch your podcast. Thanks for having me, Jack. Jack, that was awesome. Go watch your podcast, I was born to have the paranormal podcast, too. So, Jack, thanks, brother. Yeah.