The Fighter & The Kid - Suds'n up the Wheels | TFATK Ep. 945

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

Bryan Callen allegedly copies Brendan Schaub's mustache and the guys talk Brendan's new Ford Lightening truck purchase, Cowboy Cerrone's hair transplant and Bryan possibly going to Turkey to do the same, The Rock on Joe Rogan's podcast, current event around the world including Aaron Rodgers' potential return in December, Kim Kardashian as GQ's man of the year and much more! Fum - Start the Good Habit at https://tryfum.com/fighter to save an additional 20% off the Journey Pack today until December 1st, and 10% off year round. Goldco - Find out how you could get up to $10,000 in BONUS SILVER (while supplies last) at https://goldco.com/fighter or call 855-928-3489 now! House Of Macadamias - Get a free gallon of Macadamia Milk when you visit https://houseofmacadamias.com/tfak - just add milk to your cart with any products and use code TFAK Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter - Monthly Subscription ? Get 30 days free Use code: FIGHTER30 - Annual Subscription ? 35% off of Annual Subscription Use code FIGHTER35 Black Buffalo - https://blackbuffalo.com/ Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/

Yes we did, cause we got candy again It's the fight only in the kid This is really the fight only kid Come on baby It's so big that it's no Let's get into my mustache, let's get into a lot of stuff Get off my nose We just need each other buddy

You ready, Chin? Let's go Oh, we started We said let's get into the mustache, you know? Yeah, no, let's get into my mustache Get off my nose Listen, I know I'm a trendsetter You know, it's not like that I know I off my nose. Listen, I need to get a friend, set her. You're not, it's not.

I know on the Jared Leto of Pod, you know. It is not your mustache. Get off my nose. I have no idea. I just didn't copy you. You did, though. I'll give you that idea. I went to consciously.

I went to dinner. Oh, he looks cool. I went to dinner. You know what happened? You came home, your wife was like, Brennan's mustache went. And then next to you, you take a shower, you come out of the shower.

I went, Brennan brand new have a mustache Brent you've never had one before till daddy did it. Here's the thing. Hey till daddy did it. You've never had one before no There only reason I do is this I went to dinner And the young man out of mustache girl like the mustache goes this November I went right all right We didn't set that today on the pod several times when you can grow a mustache That's what I said I didn't pay those are my the part several times when you can grow a mustache. That's what I said I'm paying those are my exact words. You know credit now

Do you realize you look like you touch kids? Get to that we'll get to that in a second you look like you booked from a list Well, my mother literally said that my mother said you look like you should you should be kept away from From from middle schools now you're from each school, yeah. You look like you touched kids. Now listen, I was looking at my mustache and my facial wear that I went. I'm very gray around the cheeks and the chin, but black, naturally,

unlike somebody else, black, naturally under the nose. I said, let's see what happens if I take it down and how young I look. And I think, frankly, that once it comes in, it's gonna be a different game around here because I look like a fucking guy who splits wood, who enforces the law, and who fucking cruises dudes

on Christopher Street in New York City in the 70s. All right? All I'm hearing is blah, blah, blah, bullshit. I don't even follow any of that. Hey, it's all good. You ain't the first. I want to First look at me go you look can I be honest with you? Hey, he looks good. Now can I Have you started dressing like me? That's why I draw the line at your age. I draw the line.

You know what I want to look at you rid of that Tesla and get a cool truck or something? This I'd be okay with that. I know it. I want to look like a young Don Fry. I'd be okay with that. I know you would. I want to look like a young Don Fry. You look like Don Fry's Twink. That's exactly what you look like. You look like somebody, you look like somebody Don Fry unloads his nuts. Is there anybody who looks better with a mustache than that son of a bitch?

Is there anybody? Dude, you look like your sole purpose on this earth is to take Don Fry's not. Well, I gotta be honest with you. You know what, your job is? Yeah. Draining Don Fry's not. Well, if I had to be a bottom and share a prison cell with somebody, it might be Don Fry.

You'd make you grow up that mustache and take them loads. Yeah. And that Don Fry's a lot skinnier when he was younger. Interesting. Yeah, either way, dude, take the loads, daddy. I don't say that, okay. You're gonna make that. That mustache, you load, you lift and loads.

No. Don't find loads. No, I, mustache is our, when you're a top, dude, be cool. Why don't you be cool about it? Not for you, though. What? Nothing. You can't go, no. Hey, think about your life right now.

You know, what's so funny? Hey, what's so funny, dude? Take it easy. Hey, you drove your, what's so funny dude take it easy? You drove your model three Tesla Oh Life dude it kicks in the nuts and I drove it the speed limit Because I don't like to drive kicks you right in the nuts Dude come on guys life goes that guy. I gotta get back to training. Hey life went

No, I gotta get back to training. Hey life went that guy. I gotta get back to fucking training. Hey you know what though? All my jujitsu's on my back. No you know what though bro? Yeah you know it's great though. You know it's great. I take from my boy man.

You wake up, you look in the mirror. Sure you look like you touch kids. You have that mustache. There's nothing we can do now. You just look in the mirror and go. Good. Good. Good.

He is nothing we can do. You look like a French writer who touches kids. Good. He's got to take it. You got it sometimes, dude. You got to look at your life and wake up and go, here's what I have. Don't worry about what you want. Dude, I literally, I use that gyco thing today. Good.

Now, things went south on the investment of that Ford Lightning. So... Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. So when I was in? Yes. So when you buy a car online, it doesn't tell you all the problems. And then you get on the highway and you floor it and it goes, nah. Good. And then it just doesn't work like it's supposed to. And then you dyno it in front of the most manly mechanics. You know, these guys, they have their Raptor Rs. They got these 1000 horsepower diesel in there.

They're guys, I'm like, guys, guys. They're just lighting up there. And it kinda looks kinda gay compared to their cars. It does look a little bit like. It's a little feminine compared to a diesel like F-15. It looks like a VW bug. I was like, I'm gonna go on steroids, but it's still a VW.

It's like, you know what I mean? It's cute. Yeah, sure. Yeah. So compared to their cars, it's the Paul Walker hitter. Compared to their trucks, I'm the bottom here. And so they, they dino theirs, you know, one 700 horsepower at the wheels,

another 600, another's 540, I'm like, oh, this is cool, we get my truck up there, and they're like, okay, they don't let me put it on there because I look gay and I have skinny jeans on so they drove my truck up there, hurt my feelings. Oh boy. So they get the truck on the thing. You know what, dinoed out the first time it went?

What is dinoed out of themselves? Dino is like the total horsepower to the wheels. Okay. So, it's 20% less. It's usually 20% less. Again, these numbers 500, 600, 700. Oh, no. Oh, no.

125. Hey, I went, Wait, how? How? Which is on her, Dude, it might as well be a Ford Ranger. It's on her, and people online, like, just no way,

a dion 125, I can't emphasize enough. It was 125 and went, oh, there's something wrong with your dion and they go, no, no, but your transmission. I go, what do you mean? I just bought it, he goes, yeah, but it's 20 years old, bud. It's your transmission and he goes, Florida again, it's not, it's just not,

there's something wrong with the transmission. Oh, no. It was in the shop. Now, what did they say has to be done? You've gotta get a new transmission. How about a little soda? Well, you bottle that. I'm a loan.

You have sold a bill of goods. Hey, good. Yeah. Now, now, the people that sold it to you, they reach out or they just disappear. Oh, my team reached out and gave them a mouthful. Yeah. Anyway, you went like this.

You went good. I figured out. No, but him a mouthful. Yeah. Anyway, like this, you went good. I figured out. Yeah. No, but it's not the end of the world. It's something we can fix. You can trick. But we have to switch it out anyways. But here, you know me, dude, I'm a wild card.

I aim for the stars. I have very high aspirations. If it's available, you want. All the talent. And I'll get there one way or another. Even though I started only fans account to pay for the mods Yeah, so the plan was to get this and swap in a new Godzilla motor Which is like the newest food more forward motor. It's like 7.3 liter motor. It's on her tof

I'm like, oh, just swap it out sure. We'll just take this engine swap that one in You don't know drugs Brandon you fucking moron so it doesn't work like that So I reached out to a fellow on Instagram who has done this swap and I go, how was it, man, it was nightmare. What do you mean it was, dude, I don't advise it. So many problems, he goes, dude, you get the engine, that's one cost.

He goes just to figure it out and make it work. You look at another 20 grand at least and parts in labor. And I went, oh, oh, you just don't do it, man. Don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I like this guy. Throw a Whipple Coyote motor in there on E85

and you'll be pushing 800 horsepower in that lightweight single-cash. But here's my plan. To fur this whole head ache where I shut for the stars and throw the gods in there, I don't need to do that. I can leave the 5.4 liter in there. I know this all sp need to do that. I can leave the 5.4 liter in there. I know this is all spanned to you. I can leave the 5.4 liter that it came with

because my hand's 20,000 miles. I'll beef up the tranny and this thing's gonna, I'll throw a bigger blow on there, fuel injectors, the pulley, the whole nine. I can get just that stock when about 700 horsepower and that thing's gonna rip. It's gonna rip. Here's the problem.

Yeah. You know, I, can I say what's the problem. It's gonna rip. Here's the problem. Yeah. You know, can I say what's the problem? I want to say four-my-tires. It's four-my-tires. Right now, okay? And they're just, they're doing a walk-through. They're just gonna give it a quick rundown and tell me exactly how much it's gonna cost.

For me, just a, when I say rip, I mean, just get it out of the shop. And there's a chance they might say, now if you back up a brings truck, we can do this. No, no, no, that's expensive. No, okay. You're talking, if it's the torque converter trans, you truck, we can do this. No, no, no, that's expensive. No, okay, you're talking, if the torque converter

trans, you know, two, three grand. Now, if I'm hanging out with you guys and I go, you guys trick your trucks out, nope, out, out, out. Nope, switch that mustache, I go gay. Hey guys, just one gay man asking here, you guys trick your trucks out. They would start tricking my face out. Those boys I was around at 805 Diesel,

they'll stone you for that man. Oh yeah, let's stone you.. They would stick my face out. Those boys eyes around at 805 Diesel, they'll stone you for that, man. Oh yeah, let's stone you. I can't trick your thing. I trick my fingers. Do there's guys, then there's diesel guys. Yeah, men. I'm not talking about the diesel guys, you mean on West Hollywood,

I'm talking diesel engine rows. You come up guys to work on the engines. The diesel bro, reach on their fingers. Cause you're not diesel for workers. That's like the F250s, the Cummings, the big bulls. Yeah. The big bulls. Diesel. Yeah, the RAM 2500s, the Cummings, the big bulls. Yeah, the big bulls. Yeah, the Ram 2500s, they're using them for work.

I'm not one of those guys. And I want to get a little. And if I'm not there, if daddy's not there, compared to you, what do you mean? Oh, you're doing, you're putting a fucking song on with that mustache and sududs in up the wheels Well, we watch I don't want to make funny you have to arch my back dude you you know what you do for my truck What you put the twizzlers in the fucking glove box and then get out

No, make sure my twizzlers are not still and then get the fuck out I got a stocky out. Yeah, twist daddy needs twizzlers and big gulps then get the fuck out. I gotta stock you up. Yeah. Twizzlers. Twizzlers and big gulps, then get out. Big gulps too? Yeah dude. So I gotta carry a big gulp and just think, yeah, in a fong.

Where do you want these? In a fong? And that's cold. Stupid Mustang. What the fuck? And I gotta sew your wheels up too. Yeah. That's your only job.

Suts in my wheels. And then and taking Don Fry's wheels. What am I done? What do I do? Take Don Fry's load and then and then shut up and get the fuck out of 805 diesel I'm supposed to go. I don't give a fuck Just get the f**k Charger stupid soy boy car up and get the road

Well, what if I want to get into the truck? Jack? Yeah, jump in the back to the bed No, and get that mouth ready for the boys. Oh my God. Yeah, thank you, Senaz. Wow. That's so disrespectful. You're a lot lizard. You're a lot lizard, but I want to do that.

I'm feminine around these 805 boys. Right? I'm a pussy. Right? Me. I'm just a hock. I can fuck you whenever I want. That's what's crazy.

Dude, I'm closer to Hulk Oak and then you hold it. Come on, man, be cool. No, bro. Be cool. I want to be part of the things are different now. Hey, guys, what y'all doing? Tricking your trucks out? Hey, guys, hey, anybody know where I can soup my truck up?

Oh, gross. Hey, guys, I'm looking for a starter truck, man. What kind of rims should I get? I want to know like I want Hey guys You guys you got anybody here running a heavy Kim better my pad getting better y'all running a heavy mess some carburetor fuel injection Right, okay, I got to watch this watch this you'll love this. Yep. You should run a four Bronco 71 at a Windsor 350 in there.

And, uh, What's that like that? I don't know. Tony Mochow. Tony Mochow. I mean, I've been doing a little blow. Yeah. Because it dulls the pain.

Got a little, I got a little blow around my mud whistle. They're your nicknames around the shop. They're your nicknames around the shop. What's my nicknames? Grace Monkey. Well, I've heard Grace Monkey. it just means I work with my hands. Yeah, you're Greece monkey.

What do you mean you're more than my hands up? You're the Greece Kim. The shop. You don't take a big ol' spot. Bring out the Greece Kim. You don't take a big slap of Greece. Bring out the Greece Kim. Slap on the ol'

Get over here. Get over here, I got a real shot. I got a real shot. Yeah, bro. Man, do I live in a box? Whatever. God, this is crazy, this is strongly get you know the crates at the big engines coming that's where you live And get a get over here get over you throw a little cereal in there wheels but a hard candy and cereal

Suts them wheels can I get some water no dude you spray me down with a hose. Now you give yourself on my big up. They're a little bit You're sucking in bitch. It's taking in it's enough enough enough. I said enough god damn it Dude, but as a grease again I'm thirsty Tired my knees have bruised on them You have a ball in your mouth. You're not talking. Wow. You have a ball in your mouth that's sponsored by some company

we sold out to. Ha ha ha ha. Ah, a ball and gag. Oh God. Yeah, I can't wait to get rid of this mustache. I should say I can't wait to my, the rest of my face grows in. I tried it. My daughter goes like this.

She goes, I can't. I took her to dinner. She goes, oh Oh my god too much. Yeah, you just look like such a molester. Yeah Yeah, I got that going for me. I think she can control your facial hair Yeah, you know, it's up top you got your barber Well, it's a problem. It's getting worse and worse. Oh, it's not gonna get better Yeah, I could get a hair transplant Look at your dog look at you. Look at you. We sound do it. Yeah, do it look at dawn, Seroni full blown set of her hair Looks like he's part of fucking on the old sauce and everything Don't like you talk to me sauce isn't for you, but the let me see his hair go go to the one below that holy shit

Holy shit. Look at that one in the eyes, bro He looks like fantastic the muscular beetle Is he in a cold Bath yeah, but look at this full blown it that could be nuts that don't has that much hair You just got to go to I think he looked great with the shaved head so he looks so much better now I think it's retired the ship head. Let's get you have no hair But if you did that a lot of hair. You know what though? It could be you to be honest with you.

I don't have the kind of hair that does that. I have a very serious... What you don't? No, I really don't. It's called sabotage. Because you're scared to make the trip and see what life offers you. It's good hair. Can I see more hair on him?

Let's see. He usually wears hats, right? So that's why it's tough. He looks like he's enjoying. He wears cowboy hats all the time. There, there might be that one with, yeah, like it's in his eyes, bro. And he had no hair on this area. Zero hair. He implanted there and it grew. Yeah. And it's from the back here. Head. Full beard. Got a good beard. He's yawn, he's still 40 at the most. Maybe. Yes, we ride around my age.

He said he was like 200 something pounds. I mean, look at his hair, dude. He's a wave at now. Yeah, it's good hair. That could be you, just go to Turkey. And they're offering to do it. They gave Donald a first round. That's what they said to me. Trip, I just got to Turkey. And they're offering to do it. They gave Donald a first round. That's what they said to me.

Trip, I just gotta promote. I do it. Dude, you know how many freaking people would sign up for that? If they saved your here, Cowboys younger. Yeah. So the people like,

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No, sad is what it is right now. It's not a zero lady. Should I do it? Or does it matter? Why would you ask a girl? She doesn't want to hurt your face. I care about girls. No, I'm your friend

Picture fucking here. It's bringing my day. It's Shave it everybody likes the bald dude. Oh, yeah, I do. Why shave head with that mustache I love bald dude. No, we'll get rid of the mustache Reasing up dude. You look like Jimmy Burke You know, you know a lot of, I think as you get older, you know what I heard, did you hear that, that Lex Freeman Elon Musk interview? No, I missed that one. Did it sound like two robots?

No, Elon Musk said, a lot of people think they want to be me, but I don't think they do. No, heavy-lyzed the crown. And he said, I want his bank account. Yeah, but he said something really good. I don't want his body. My brain's a storm. You't shut off. It's a curse. Yeah, but in order to get to his level It has to like he's working on such a different wavelength that anybody else is on the earth right?

He can't turn it off. So it's a curse man. It's just like I thought it was interesting like a lot You always want something you don't have you always want to kind of you can do this and maybe things and you want a mustache It's it's it well. I'm much happier with this mustache, but it's all a trap. I was just thinking, I was like, fucking, I was watching him. I was like, you had all the money in the world. You're such a leader in industry and such.

You think he was gonna say, you're brain storm. He said, how are you doing? Like I said, how are you doing? And he said, I'm all right considering, and the grand scheme of things I suppose I'm all right. And I went, damn, bro. Think about it.

Anybody at a high level, like even if you're not at a high level, just daily shit, daily shit. Daily shit. As you get more visible, more powerful, more shit happened, more shit is later at your plate. Plus Elon took on this huge project with X, with, you know, the boring company, all that stuff, trying to get to Mars. And then with, he talked about on Rogan with Tesla, like the production, it's a nightmare,

dude. Like the fire that, yeah, the fire's he has to solve every day. Now he's asked for it, and he's at that level, and he's the perfect guy for the job. But he doesn't wake up, and like, I'm a billionaire, give me my juice and everything's, you know, dandelions and mustaches. In his biography, I guess it was like, he creates these insane situations but then walks right through them, you know. And in some ways it's like, people get addicted to it. Well, it's what he is.

He's just, he's just relentless about ideas. People told him it would never be. Ideas, then people, yeah, exactly. Ideas, then also like, he's a type of dude and he's just relentless about ideas. People told him it would not be- Ideas, then people, yeah, exactly. Ideas, then also like that, he's a type of dude, and he's a leader that we need in this world, not politically, just what he's doing. You need people that- An example.

Look at the toughest problem and run towards it. Well, everyone else is just waiting for him to- Well, everyone else is going, I hope he fails, you can't do it. Well, those people don't count, they're all cheap. Yeah, but the leaders, they're not cheap. Everyone's rooting for it. Anyone who's doing anything in life

is rooting for that guy. With your left or right, you're good. I couldn't agree more. The minute I see somebody criticize in Elon, I'm like, oh boy, you gotta get your life together. You're rooting against that guy, who creates that many jobs. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Yeah, it was really interesting though. I was just like, hmm, man, like, that was when he said my brain's a storm. I felt bad for the guy. I kind of had to compare. I was like,

Yeah, money didn't solve those problems. It's like my one buddy who's, you know, I'm done crazy, crazy well in business too. And he said, that's talking to me. He goes, I fucking, I put out one fire and then another fire comes up. It's like, I can't. It's like, my life is putting fires out all the time.

You don't get to that level without bringing out fires. I was like, yeah, this is what it is. You're putting out fires, it's just different. Their bank counts are different. Their fires are different. Yeah, pretty wild. And that's where you grow a mustache. And I will say I look a lot younger, I think,

because it's dark. Mm, naturally. No, this is what's left of my youth where this is the part that stayed dark, everything else one time. Has anybody listened to the rock, Dwayne, the rock, Johnathan and Rogan? No, what do you think? I haven't listened to it.

I just got my car to shoot some stuff with a casing. It popped up on my screen. I'm like, holy shit, he had the rock on. Jelly Roll just canceled on it. I love the rock. I'm really looking forward to listening to that. It's definitely a good listen. I just saw like the first 30 minutes, they had a big workout with like Tony Hinchcliff

and Shane Gillis. They just worked out, talked. It was the rock like, hey bitches, get my weights. I think you know, like, think you know, we, those guys are compared to the rock and Rogan's strong as shit too, but compared to the rock, it's probably like, can you spot me? What are you guys doing here? That's a big strong. It can everybody spot me?

That's the wheel. I used to watch him. He used to be at Coles in Venice, I used to watch him work out probably 15 years ago. They had to put up a sign, no, when I first moved to LA, he was there all the time that's put a sign up, don't ask the rock questions or take pictures

because he couldn't work out. It's no way. That's put signs up around the gym, Don't ask the rock questions or take pictures because he couldn't work out. No way. That's put signs up around the gym. Don't ask the rock for pictures or questions. He was there all the time, every time I'd be there. Very well. Big. That was when he was just a beefy two-to-six.

It's when he was in like, just starting this entertainment career. Yeah, he was big. Yeah, he was before he got really good. Even now he's like different big, but he's like big. He played football with Warren Sapp. Miami, yeah. Yeah, we started.

He said he really, he said he realized he was not going to be a pro. I think when he got hit by Warren Sapp or he, something like that, he was like, I got, I saw the guys that were going to the pros and I was like, the team was good too. Yeah. Not a starter.

Played all four years. I think so, yeah. That's significant. On Miami, that's a big deal. I don't know if he played, but I know he's rotating in. But Warren sapped, they played the same position. Oh, gotcha. Yeah.

But he must've been good to get a scholarship from wherever he was to. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say he's a winner in general. He's put out fires too, man. 100%. 100% your eyes put out fires.

What else is going on? So your truck had a little, little, little malfunction. Or you're only driving your truck now. Do you drive your car? Do you, do you, are you, no, I still drive the car? I just, you know, yeah, I still drive the other car, but no. That dude, I've had it. You know this.

I've been a car guy for a hot, I've had everything. But now you're an American car. Dude, you name it for exotics. Your boys had it. I've driven them all. I've never driven a better vehicle than that TRX. That rimmed you. Really?

Not close. What do you mean? It's just everything. The power, the weight feels, then tears. mean? It's just everything the power the weight feels then tears though It's it's so fun comfortable. It's great and fast fast as all get out Wow really the best out of all the porches and everything for our is everything done with them done with it Wow sold all of them done with it damn done with it Why it's just to have too much work down American you piece of shit

Done with it. Why it's just to have to my block down American you piece of shit American bro, dude. Yeah, bro American flag just What the fuck bro? Thank you, you know, it's trucks. Oh, yeah, you're like, oh my god. Oh, my god. He got you off y'all have a good day You know that guy don't take, right? My wife has a summer house in Delaware and you go there and stuff. Like flex, right? And that's where Biden's from, but, but,

let me tell you, when you see these boats pull up, you got a lot of them trump boats that pull up, which is the flags and just, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, drum, you know, just unbelievable, man. That fan base, like the core, core, core drum fan base is the 10th, and that's my demo. It's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it course, that's his demo like me. It's crazy, but Jim was at the bar. We're at Silver Lake. No, no, it's a career town. It's actually in Koreatown. It's called Beer Garden. Well, you know, Asians and Latin, Latin, the Latin population is trending Republican. They're going away from this woke stuff.

I don't know if you know this, but Miss Universe, been around forever. Trump bought it. Well, Trump bought it in 2005 until 2006. Well, it got bought by a Thai lady boy, a woman, who a man who became a woman bought by this person. And so the two runner-ups. So the two runner-ups this year are men who are, but they're trans women.

And will they just file for bankruptcy. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. But you think the mass audience is a man, they couldn't make their, their, their dividend payment. They, they just file for bankruptcy. So you miss universe. Cause people were like, Hey, wait a minute. Men are taking over this space that women were in. And now you're going to nominate two men. Women's rights. Right. We have dudes within the condes.

It's like, wow. They said when Trump owned that, let me get this straight. Men are the best swimmer, best female swimmers in the world. The prettiest women in the world. Insane. Men seem to dominate every time they step in every arena. That's fucking hilarious. They said when Trump owned Mrs. University, come to the green room, like, what's up, bitches?

That's why you all... Hey, man, we're getting ready for an event. He's like, aw, to the green and I'm like, what's up bitches? That's why you all have to. Hey man, we can't write for an event. He's like, ah, ah. They're pictures of that. I mean, this is why he owned it. I mean, no, the fucking builder, but Mrs. Eurst, you know what, he's hanging out in the changing room.

Come on. You guys getting changed? What do you think he bought it? I'm gonna hold your water. Yeah. They say he's going to the green one. I think if that's it for you. Good luck, bitches. They're all, hey man, all right.

You guys all look great. You look great. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna look at all your costumes. Make sure everything is on the up and up. Didn't think you feel said when he met him, he goes, you're doing great.

He's like, I'm just here, man. What are you doing great? You're doing great. Yep. That's right. You're doing great. Yeah, he's a, he's a colorful. He's doing great. Yep. That's right, he's doing great. Yeah, he's a colorful. He's interesting.

Character. He is the orange club, the American, a lot of Americans are using the bash, the ruling elite, let's put it that way. Mm-hmm. I watched that new movie on Netflix that... The killer? Yes.

Did you watch it? I did. got sucked in and then it's because because that director I love did did fight club. He's done a bunch of movies that I absolutely love. Yeah, David Fintcher is Fintcher Yeah, excellent director amazing Amazing one of my favorites did the end movies a little slow little slow. It's supposed to be on a serial killer I'm sorry a hit man a hired hit man. Yeah The end moves a little slow. The slow. It's supposed to be on a serial killer. I'm sorry, a hit man. A hit man. A hired hit man.

Yeah. He's the guy from 300. Is it fastbender? No. Microfastbender. Microfastbender. He doesn't talk. No.

It's supposed to have a crazy piece on him, by the way. In fact, you can't talk about that. I do that from day one, dude. He's got a duck-ic on him. I've heard. In that movie, what is that movie? I mean, a duck ik. No.

300? Bring up Michael Fassbender's duck ik. It's gonna pop up the honor. Bring it up to him. A. Bring it up bro. But did you see twin flames that documentary? No, look lame. Oh boy.

Just put penis or dick or what do you want to do? I don't know. Can't you do it? Put penis, let's see what comes up. Yeah. Cause there's like the guy from Mad Men that just has a fucking tank on him. Mad Men?

John Hamm? Yeah, it's John Hamm through his khakis, bro. That thing is juicy. It's juicy, it's juicy. There you go. Oh, that thing is, oh. No, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's him. No, that's a fake dick.

That's a fake dick. That's a fake dick. No, it's a fake dick from, that's a fake dick from the show. You know what this is? No, I was a body double on that. I was a body double. No, that's literally a fake dick.

That's gross. That's fast bender's dick. That's long and thin. Yeah, he's got a piece. Yeah, that twizzler dick. Long and thin. Yeah, he's got a, I think that's himizzler dick long and thin. Yeah, he's got it I think that's him. I don't know if it is either way the rumor is he has a fucking

He's got a hammer on him. He has a super sucker down there the picture We won't even go that far. That's how big it is. Yeah, skinny and he's got a lot of the skinny guys Those have the right there. Is that it? Is that it? Do you recognize this? I don't know Didn't see it. I just heard it. Oh, it's got a trim, it's bush. He has a bush there, but that thing's long, man. It's a respectable piece. You got him in the ball department.

I do, I got him. I might have him in the game. No, not fast bender. I think I'm alright. You're doing well. You're bound to inch shy, bud. You didn't shy. Listen, if there's a vertical jump, he's up 40, you're about 38. Well, there are videos now.

There's a whole trend on Instagram, I don't know if you've seen it, but of guys doing jumping jacks or whatever it is to show off the winners. In shorts, very little shorts with half a choppy. Oh yeah, my algorithm doesn't show me that, because I'm like, yay. Okay, here's the problem.

Oh, you got that mustache. Send it to my wife. So I came up on my feed, because I'm a gaypy. Oh yeah, my algorithm doesn't show me that. Well, I'm like, gail. Okay, here's the problem. Oh, you got that must have. Send it to my wife. So I get came up on my feed because I'm a gay man. Send it to my wife and said something to the effect of I just accused her of being into it. Into it. Yeah. And, uh, well, don't do that because when you do that, what happens is they'll send you all the guys doing. Oh, they go, Oh, did you like that? Well, you're gonna love this love this and get a ton of that I said all this is another one mine's all truck your results all I said or another one that's a really big mistake because then in my feed I got eight and I'm on the planes I'm going through my

my thing and I get a guy in a thong and he's on his elbows with his huge hairy ass in the air. I went, I couldn't, I was like, oh geez, you have to just fucking scroll through because I got behind you. You're sitting there. If you're sitting next to me, I'm reading your text. Oh my God, I know, I always go.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how you do. I don't put a guy with a thong with his ass in the air. Dude, you ass wear, man. So hairy. And there are people who get behind that with his ass in the air. Dude, you ass were, man. So hairy. And there are people who get behind that and go, there it is. Yeah, yeah.

Teach their own. Yep. What do you got, Jim? Kurt events. Teach, teach his own. To each his own. Senaz, this one. Okay, Aaron Rogers, you know, last game was not out

on the field throwing balls, but he says he's coming back. My boy. Mid-December. What? He's right up here. Wait, wait, wait. How was that? I was out here doing rehab.

You tell me how it's possible. He's right up here doing rehab. Wow. He's in West Hills. That's impressive though, right? Yeah, hell yeah. Put with modern science, all that stuff. Iawaska.

Sure. You never know. That's a thing though. Nutsos. I've never heard of that. I thought that 39 years old you got a torn Achilles i mean that i don't think we move around like a young spring chicken but he can at least though that pig skin

i thought that was a year at least in record that's what they thought but they don't know airing rogers i don't know you know uh... you suspect a little suspect and what killies what's the suspect you know you don't think you towards the killies? I don't know if it was as big of a tear as they're saying it was But I wasn't on a complete there. I know for a fact complete there Dude I had some coffee and I put too much coffee man

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that he washes some times. Yeah, I wore the same underwear when I fought. Every fight, super stitious. But I would clean him up. Okay, I was gonna say, but he doesn't fight super stitious. I would clean them. Okay Watch them right I wash them after you fight months Without washing them if they're on a streak even if you don't have shit Even if you don't have shit stains out the back, which is very tough to do as a grown man But even if you don't it's just just that hot

as a grown man. But even if you don't, it's just that hot carriage under there. It just stinks over time. It gets ripe, dude. You have to keep your whistle clean. You can eat off my whistle. It's always. You wish, poor boys. Just saying. Yeah, not wash them a little weird. We're in the same ones isn't on her, but not wash them strange. It's not super cool. Yeah, I wear the same ones is not heard of but not washrooms strange it's not super cool yeah I wear the same ones every fight all righty this one yeah yeah you want me this one all right oh my god dude famous tiktok over here went and got his eyeballs tattooed block

anything for the clicks right guys I'm, you know how bad that would hurt. Oh, oh. Of course he did. See, I thought it was the girls in the TikTok video. No. Oh, this guy was gonna do it whether it's TikTok famous or not. Yeah, like guys, I mean. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, things aren't going. Guys, you know, I'm prison, apparently it's super dangerous because you know, off the, your eyes not made to take ink pigment. So when you do it, people go blind from it. It's super dangerous. And I won't grow.

It's tough to find a tattoo artist to do it because the liability, he probably did it himself, I think. No, it's a cost of 10 grand, it said. Yeah, something. To find somebody to do it, it's very challenging. So I guess, what is it, when people have face tattoos,

it's like almost guaranteed they suffer from about thousand issues, depression. Is that science, a thousand? It's like so many like, well, post Malone talked about it, he got faced tattoos, he hates his face. Yeah. It's very sad.

That's tough though, that's really tough. That's a crazy. Chris got a neck tattoo because he hates a skinny neck. That's a mask, you know. That's a mask. That's what he's wearing. He's literally wearing a mask. I think some people get face tattoos

because like the cool thing to do right now, and they don't have mental issues, that I think some people like that guy's entire face and eyeballs are covered. That's the difference. Yeah, he's, yeah, that's tough. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I remember I was doing on Mad TV in 1996. The first time I ever saw somebody with tattoos on the face and on their whole body

In 96 yeah, this guy showed up and he had we were doing a sketch with him and he had Balls little round balls in his skin. Oh, yeah, and he tapped and he told me that he had pierced His testicles not the skin, but his actual testicle. Oh, yeah. And, and, uh, That's not healthy. Yeah, and he said, you go somewhere, the pain is so bad that I went somewhere

that I didn't think what existed. Like, I, he went to a different dimension. I was like, I'm sure, dude, but he was obviously got off on the pain. He got off on it. I never forgot that. Yeah, I don't get to tell that.

Piercing your nuts. Dude, even if you had a tattoo below your bicep, like my grandpa had it when he was in the Marines, my uncle had it like, that full sleeves. Like in the 50, 60, 70 dude, you're real wild. Oh, wild cat. Or your hell's angel. Yes, I mean the tattoos were always like,

even my growing up, I'm old enough to remember in, when I was in high school, if you saw a tattoo, it was like, oh shit. Even when I was growing up, yeah, you're like, oh, that kid's trouble. Yeah, 100%. And neck tattoos, I said, I said neck to the lead singer of social distortion on a plane.

And yet a tattoo, I think of a squirrel. I mean, I was a sparrow. And I was like, oh shit, that guy with the neck tattoo was like a big deal. Nobody had neck tattoos. Neck tattoos is still alarming for me. I love them, oh shit, that guy with the neck tattoo. It was like a big deal. Nobody had neck tattoo. Neck tattoo is still a little alarming for me. I love him. I'd want one, but you got to be really set financially

to do that space. Yeah, that guy. It's a good guy. Yeah, but he's a lead singer of a band. He bets your sweet ass as a neck tattoo. But he got it way early. Is that right there? Yeah.

That's a panther, right? It's a good panther. Like I said, it was a... Spiral. It was a Spiral it was a Is there another hey, no, there's a bunch never sat next to me. No idea. I promised you a guy you assume was in a band No, no, I said next cuz I do the same. No, I do the same There you're right, bro. The right side. You got it. There you go, baby some kind of bird There it is. How I would love a neck tattoo. That. There you go, baby. Some kind of bird. There it is, how far?

I would love a neck tattoo. That's when you know I'm good financially when I have a neck tattoo. Yeah, that's it. There it is. That's exactly what he looked like when I sat next to him. He was singing like that? He was singing just like that.

On the plane. Yeah. With a long, wide open. That's not his song. That's crazy. I'll never say that again. That's his song. It's easy.

They have a really famous song. Try another Chinese chicken. Try another Chinese chicken. Take away that one. Take away that one. It's time to see. He had never really famous. Chikitty China, the Chinese, Chikitty China. Take away that one. What's that called? Ball and Chain, I'm not gonna sing it. Relax. Ball and Chain, yeah. How's it go?

I'm not singing it. Are you familiar with them, Chain? Social D? Yeah, come on guys. Social D. What's their most famous song? You get rid of this out if you guys want. Yeah, please give it to me. Then I'll sing it for everybody.

Yeah. Ty, please give it to me then I'll sing it for everybody So hot topic Are they still performing yeah, it's still tour I think I'm bet You haven't seen them on tour you go to Yeah, they all partner up and like you know it's tough If you like some 41 you're like popper roach I'm like I guess you come out and you seem the same So pop roaches on tour you bet your sweet ass there doing great. They're crushing it. Are they yeah? Cut my life into pieces and there's just 50 year old like yeah Yeah, it's all in memory. That's what that's what a lot of tiller Swift a lot of the older women that were there

They're all singing together remember that's bad Tastes we've been famous forever. Yeah now the 30 came with an album, but there are old songs. There was still number one Yeah, now the 30 came with an album with their old songs. There was still number one. God She has a super dedicated like dedicated fan base and they're enormous And you're what and you're what of a playboy? I was the first I talk about the road right and I'm or she had been I met her and she had been on the road for 365 days like she was on the road literally all over the world. And I would go crazy, I couldn't do it.

I could have a private jet, the best hotel in the world. Well, she didn't have a family though, if you're single. Right, when you're... Did I be a private jet, best restaurants? How much do I make tonight, cha-ching? Tits out. She's gonna make a killing when this Travis Kelsey thing

blows over. That's her next album right there for sure Break hotel baby. You can't dump her though. Oh, he will everyone will hate. He's gonna cheat No, by everyone by everyone. It's the Swifties Travis Kelsey doesn't give a shit And it is so funny Travis Kelsey was plenty famous before any of the Swifties known him and will remain famous among people That actually pay his bills the Swifties ain't paying his bills. No, you may be there now, but... He'll get a lot of hate for sure, but he'll enjoy.

Have you seen that trend on where the girls, the girls fuck with their husbands and they go, did you see this football player? I'm so happy for him. He's now famous. And every guy's like, Ben, he's got to stop talking right now. You mean the guy who's got two super bowl rings, you got to stop talking. Some regard as the best tie to NFL. What do you think? What do you mean, dude? In terms of him being the...

I have two Super Bowl rings, what's that? I think Taylor Swift is all right. No, no, no, Travis Kelsey as far as being the best tie to nice. Great. Yeah, phenomenal. Man, the Chiefs are what? Seven and two?

Yeah, they're all right. They're all right. Kim Kardashian is GQ's man of the year. Wait, real quick. Did I tell you guys the story of me getting like one of Taylor Swift's very first CDs? No, please tell us. So her first hit was, it's called Tim McGraw.

Tim McGraw was my favorite country music artist of all time. So when Taylor Swift came out, she made a song called Tim McGraw And she said for like the first what 50 whatever or 100. I don't know what it was She's an autographed the CD. I have that autographed CD somewhere at my parents house somewhere. I don't know what's up But it's gotta be worth a ton right now. I wonder how much it's worth looking up autograph Taylor Swift First her first CD. Yeah, or you just but yeah, was it Tim McGraw album? No, uh, it was a single no no

So it was at her actual CD, but Tim McGraw was her her main single do I mean get 30 40 bucks for that man? I'm not gonna look it up that dude. No, I bet you 200 bucks way more I don't know those Swifties are wild Listen they probably have Way more. I don't know. Those Swifties are wild. I'm not, I'm, it listen. They probably have that. I'm not, but. I'd graph Taylor Swift CD. Hold on.

First edition. Yeah, first. Well, there's a signed one. Oh, 2000. That's good. That's the actual cover. Damn, you have that too grand, daddy. Let's sell that thing to a new computer.

Damn. No, you got us a new computer, so thank you. Yeah, that's reshaped out. Somebody I could have used for a tour camera. I thought it'd be way more. So let me see this. You thought a two grand? I'm so, I can't believe it's two grand.

Let's help. For that one, her first CD, autographed by her. All right. This was a little weird, guys. So GQ's man of the year is Kim Kardashian. What do you guys thoughts on that? I love Kim. It doesn't make sense man of the year though.

Yeah. There's not a lot of dudes doing that. Well, no, it's all part of this gender reconfiguring. See, you can say you're a woman as long as you wear a dress addressed so you for holy shit it says other honorees include Travis Scott he killed a guy many yeah that's crazy he's coming back more hamlin too like what are we talking about

oh come on to more hamlin deserves it man died on the field yeah but that's not an accomplishment he came back I don't care man of the year did he died on the field that's not an accomplishment that that's back. I don't care. Man of the year. Did he died on the field? That's not an accomplishment. They came back. That's an unfortunate thing and he's lucky. He's alive. It's not an accomplishment. You don't give somebody a man of the year

because they fucking died on the field. Oh, you're tough. And I don't think that's good. Well, guess who's got, where's guys? Got his man of the year? Why? Album sales. Oh, okay.

I don't know. So it's all reduced to a number. How is Elon not man of the We talking about Twitter. Yeah, what are we talking about? This is where this is where our culture and Woke ideology or whatever you want to call it just foxin. It's like you guys are just but I But I also take it down a notch. I think too. I think they made Kim man the ear because the skims is in the NBA now So the end of Felt Technically, would be both of them. But yeah, but they sponsor the NBA.

The Brooklyn Nets, right? No, the NBA. Oh, the whole thing. Yes, she did a whole deal with the NBA. So that's all they're trying to market. I'm sure it's a whole marketing campaign for her. That's all that is. I don't think it's one of those woke things.

I think it's trying to get traction with their skims and NBA thing. Right. That's fine. See, Kim Kardashian schemes now the official underwear of the MBA and WMBA. She's not making the women of the year and promote WMBA. Why wouldn't you make a woman of the year? I'll answer that.

No, because it's gotta be, yeah, it's it's. I'll take it from here. There's nobody watches the WMBA. That's why. Yeah, why wouldn't you make Kim Kardashian the woman of the year if she's that big of business woman and she's got this like crush in it? Right, she's a woman.

And that photo she was cool. She did like her dad because dad was that big time lawyer. But the idea is to say, look, there's no difference between men and women. We can interchange them anytime we want. That's really what it is. There's no category. That's what's wrong.

She's eating Cheetos like a man. Only many Cheetos. Dude, this thing sucks us. There's no category. She's even Cheetos like a man. Only many Cheetos. Dude, this thing's sexist. Who's Jacob? Allordy. See, no one knows. She's very good. I really, she's very good.

Yeah, she's gorgeous. Yeah, gorgeous. She looks, how old is she? She looks fantastic. She's 45. Oh, he's great. He's in Euphoria. They offered him the Superman role. He's like, I don't like those movies. I'm out. They're like, we get that, but you're basically broke from Euphoria. They offered him the Superman role. He's like, I don't like those movies.

I'm out. They're like, we get that, but you're basically broke from Euphoria. What else you got, Jim? Alrighty. What's up, guys? If you're like me using the white nicotine pouches all the time, I mean, when you see me,

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He's just defending my boy Clay Thompson He's not he's not applying any joke old now to be fair Rudy Gobeer is French, so he's not gonna fight back He's like man That's y'all. Okay, but last year he stepped on a guy. Remember that? You need to...

Dude, this is 90s basketball. That's what we want. You can't... He only gets ejected. He only gets ejected if Steph's not playing. He's like, I don't want to play if Steph's not here. And he gets ejected. But he's defending Clay Thompson.

He's my favorite. So I'll take it. I mean, Clay's Jersey got Thompson, who's my favorite, so I'll take it. I mean, Clay's Jersey got ripped. Clay's my boy. Love Clay, love his dad, great family. But I mean, that's a little excessive. That's like a roommate could choke. A little bit.

It's good for society. You're getting trouble for that, right? Who gets suspended three to 10 games? Is that true? Yeah. Really? Three to 10? Yeah.

All right, so Georgie just saw this pop up today. Francis, ranked number 10 in the world. I sent this to the... It was like 490. A 490th earlier. This is if you're a Francis fan, this is why this is good. If he's ranked whatever 490 in the world, you're not gonna get the big dogs to take the fights.

Now he's 10. Now you can get some big fights. Just talk about what's at Chisora. He's the most fight Chasura next. Who's fought Fury three times? He lost all three, but he's got knocked out twice by Fury. But now Chasura is gonna take the fight with Francis, which is a big fight, not a huge name fight,

but still Chasura's ranked the top 10. Why wouldn't they have him fight someone like Anthony Joshua? Joshua doesn't want the fight. He doesn't want the fight. That like Anthony Joshua Joshua don't want to fight he doesn't want that's the problem You can't get because this is where fucks Francis with no go shading the paper read numbers came out awful So now the juices and worth the squeeze cuz now it comes out Francis can box They so it's not gonna be a walk in the park so they're like hold up a it's gonna be a tougher fight So there's no upside for me be people aren't actually watching fuck that so they they move on like anti-Josuers

Gonna fight Joseph Parker next, which is a great fight. Yeah, I thought they fought haven't they fought before? Joshua Parker I think they did all look it up. They were writing each other's grill too. That's that was interesting But Francis should get a big fight being ranked 10 now, you can get some big fights. And that's all we care about, because if you care about Francis, it's good. Yeah, they fight in 2018. Where's Deontay Wilder and all this? Deontay Wilder, he's fighting,

was it Andy Reesner or something happening? That was floating around. Oh no, Joseph Parker's fighting Deontay Wilder. My bad, I confused Andy Joshua Deontay Wilder. Wilder, that would be interesting. Yeah, it's wilder and ranch. Yeah. Yeah.

That's gonna be good. What's next for Joshua? We don't know yet. Yeah. But it's supposed to be Wilder vs. Joseph Parker. Yeah. No Parker is the first guest ever on Food Truck Diaries. Was he?

I remember. First guest ever in Vegas tried feeding him a fish. He wouldn't eat it. Such. Do we have the stamp decks for your stamp? Stamp decks, yeah. But do you want to say while there was also one of the one of the first time yeah on Big Bang Breakdown. Well the first interview he did with us. Yeah. Is there any talk of our of Bud Crawford fighting him and Earl or next yeah, they're gonna five rematch happening

Take away take away. What dude should we do this one? Can we kind of touch on this? Is this sad one? No, it's not sad. It's just like, oh, we'll Smith play moody games. So apparently there's rumors that they're saying that that Smith was a bottom with Dwayne. The guy from above the rim. Dwayne Martin, yeah. He was in above the rim.

You know him from above the rim. Very famous actor. According to this assistant to Will Smith, he walked in the green room. The guy from above the rim was ball's deep and Will Smith. Now, Will Smith is threatened to sue him. Oh, no, that's what Jada said. But... Wait, Jada exposed him?

No, no, no. She said it in my two homeboy who came out and said, Will's gay. Look, can you go back to that? How can you prove it? No, listen to what he says. In an interview with Toshka, the game, watched for the session,

Bill Al, detailed the alleged incident and saying, I'll be in a door to Duane's resting room. And that's when I see Duane having anal sex with Will. uh... interview with touchcaid again watch for attention below detailed the alleged incident saying i would adore to wait in the rest of the room and that's when i see dwayne having anal sex with will there was a couch and was bent over the couch and when we stand up killing murder it was murder in there that's like uh... hey dude what take you down a notch

i know that's like that i know your day yeah he said murdering that ass yeah i don't think so he's murdering that ass it's a shame It was hot. I mean, he's bad. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, whatever. It's rumors, but yeah. Here's my thing. Imagine if Will's actually not gay, he's like, what the fuck, man? Yeah. I mean, he would be by then, right? Which, that's a gay face.

I'll be honest with you. He's making it. He's making it. Yeah. With him, right there. I'm just saying that he's making a bit of a gay face. That's be honest Not will but the other guy. Oh, I mean will can't catch a break right now I know I'm a fan too, man. Yeah, I am too. We can't slap a guy at the Oscars not catch heat And I think it really did I think he really has fucked with him and and it should in a way I think it really did, I think he really has fucked with him and it should in a way. So it's Will Smith's best friend, Jesus Christ tells all best friend. 40 years?

I hate to see it. What happened? I've had friends for, I've known for a year ago, bad on me. 40 years? 40? Why would he do that? Whatever, yeah, that's weird. I mean, that's in the news right now, so.

That's weird, though. He's got an extra ride. They have to pay him to say that, though. But why do you even do that? I'm skeptical of that motherfucker. Why do you even have to pay him to say that? You know he's a bad person. If he's been going to interview, he's been Will's friend for 40 years.

And he knows this is like the hot topic. So I don't put too much weight into it it It's just a guy looking for clicks. You ever heard of this guy before? I haven't also like I wouldn't do it anyway I just wouldn't do it anywhere though. That's true Scientology, too. Once you're out they go for you man I don't think he was ever in Scientology will Smith Oh, I don't think he was oh boy. Yeah, you gotta go down that rabbit But also I just think like like what are you doing dude like what are you doing over here? If you were his friend for 20 years now you're going bad on him. What is it jealousy? Fresh Prince or El Ron Hubbard. Yeah. I don't buy I don't I don't

buy it. I think this guy like now that pictures they do look like they bust each other's bust. I agree. I agree. But you should be fair you and I have had taken some very gay looking. Yeah dude right dude. Do you remember be fair, you and I have had taken some very gay look at this. Yay dude. Right dude. Do you remember when we went this will never ever happen again in the history of mankind? When we went to the spikes guy choice awards? Sure do. There's just guys. Sure do.

And they sat us next to Kendrick Lamar and you go who's that little fella? I went that's the most famous rapper on the planet. I'm very stupid fuck. You remember that? I was like he's really strong. That guy like he's so talented. Because people were making a fuss and go who's that little guy? By people you mean me. You go that's the best like, he's really small. That guy, like he's still tall. Because people were making a fuss and go, who's that little guy? My people, you mean me?

You go, that's the best rapper in the world, Brian. The guy's choice only awards. I look really good. They had bitches dance on tables. It was all dudes. We're fist bumping. And then cancel culture. Well, look at how you, you just hang in here.

We're cute there. Couple cutie pies. Now, we look how you, you just hang here. We're cute there, a couple cutie pies. Now we look like we just bust each other's. Yeah, there I say, there I say, we're a couple handsome song bitches though. There I say, Brian Calampak then was all right with good hair. Oh, dude, we had views for today. Dark part. We had views for days. Views for fucking days.

And you grow a little older and they jump off the train. Jump off the train. have sure fucking help him. It ain't helping things right now. Nope, but we're still at it Brennan. We're still a lot of buddy boy little grayer a little more defeated my Louis Vuitton boots We're coming back a little while cool suit. That was in Santa Monica the guys choice of war. Yeah Those ain't coming back anytime soon. No, hell or not. God. Why were we there? Couple of.

I mean, Rob Riggle, we were waiting for the truck. We were waiting to get picked out. We're talking with Rob Riggle. Oh, remember Al Pacino? I'm in Tramiser too. Yep, there's Al Pacino and who's the other guy? Oh, my cousin Vinnie Oh, I remember he his speech was so long. Yeah, and was so boring

I remember it was alive so they're able to edit it so you don't see on TV But I was like holy shit. He's not all there. He's like out the lunch man. Yep. Yeah, I knew the head of spike back then too She was a woman is a woman. Yeah, he had a hat on him. I knew the head of Spike back then too. She was a woman. He was a woman, yeah. Just putting out male-only content. It was a good show, good, good. Spike was crap. That's what I got my stuff on.

Spike, yeah. They just couldn't make money, what? It was a great idea. It was all guys. Yeah. And then they lost the ultimate fighter, which is their biggest show. They lost cops.

Yep. They lost fucking, was in Dr the Bounty Hunter on there? Dude, there's all slappers, bro. Cops, Dog the Bounty Hunter and tough. Yeah, those three go away. You're, yeah, nothing. You have to do some trouble. Slim Jim pulls out.

Yeah, it wasn't a man shot on Spike. That's it, why? Or was it Comedy Central? No, it was on Spike and they had Gals jumping on trampoline. Tits, the, the jugs. They, they, they call them juggies. Isn't that crazy? You remember the juggy bitches?

Yeah. They're just girls, the big titties jumping on trampolines and getting wet. Look at that nice and wet. You could never do those shows today. No. Yeah. So it was Comedy Central.

Well, the Man Show was Comedy Central, yeah. Krola Jimmy Kimmel, Rogan was on there. Doug Stanhope. Yeah. But I think Rogan and Doug Stanhope Rogan was on there, Doug Stanhope. Yep. But I think Rogan and Doug Stanhope, they were on Spike, right? Uh, yeah. Spike was Rogan and Stanhope were both, that was Rogan with a dog.

You opened all the way. Dude, you opened yourself up with six packets, straight, bud, whys, and up, the bud, like, gay stuff. I'm talking about the heavy bud light. Have yourself a real fucking 100% beef hot dog. You watch Fast and Furious, cops, dog the bounty hunter, the man show, and then fall asleep to the ultimate fighter

with your boy on. That's right buddy. What a great programming event. 100% those days are gone. The departure of Kimmel and Karolah, they were great. There's some really good people on there. Yeah. Any other cringolettes? Any update on the guy who killed his wife? Anything? Oh, I didn't say anything. I won't give you updates yet. That's not going to

invest in it. He's going to court. That's all we know. Yeah. Did they, did they, have they identified the bodies of the grandparents points don't poke the bear we saw the pictures Don't poke the bear Oh this one yeah This is a big one junior in high school offensive lineman. Oh my god. He was in the NB or the NFL today He would be the biggest player in the NFL. What? He's an iceman. That's a blind man would be the biggest player in the NFL, but he's only a junior in ice.

He's slow though. 9,400 pounds and he will squash you like a bug. It is highly recommended that you don't poke the bear because he will unleash the beast on you. His name is Byron Washington and he wants all the smirk. And he knew he was playing against the best defensive line in the country so he had something to prove. This soda hadn't beat Duncanville in over six years so he played with a chip on his shoulder.

He let Duncanville know that this soda runs this scene. And his running backs always show him love because they know he's a cheat. The price is going up right now He's unranked, but he should be a five star. No, he's too slow No, no, he's too I guarantee he doesn't he's too big and slow Who's the guy making a video and I guarantee you he plays in the NFL? He's not ranked right now He's the guy making a video and I guarantee you he plays NFL. He's not ranked right now. Two-slot. He's not ranked in the top,

he's not even a five-star all-star. Most of those five-star all-stars don't even make it to the NFL. This guy's not even ranked. He's too slow, too big and slow. Tits, big tips. He can lose weight. He's a juggy, dude.

He can lose weight. He's, yeah, he's too big. Too slow. Yeah. If they're big enough, good for what too big. Too slow. Yeah. If they're big enough, good foot. He looks so slow out there. And he's not even ranked.

What are we doing? So here's another older video, older-ish video, but this looked really cool. I don't know that all the details of it, but this is obviously like a Russian fighting organization, but I'll show you the clip. This is Rochelle. They didn't get his ass right back up. He broke his belt. Check out his opponent though. So that's pretty much the clip but you know the guy just literally just knocked him pretty much out almost and then helped him the entire time afterwards. What's up, bruh? Terrible clip, right? What? Are you serious?

He just hit him and then was like, you alright man? He knew that he was gonna be out. Like? He you're gonna mess them up anymore? Pretty well blood. What do you want? Just if you do a victory dance over his body? You took a knee so you First my massage and then it's this Okay, we're podcast ever Brendan you're terrible Beautiful clip good to do I didn't even drink my fucking magic mind. You didn't do let's go off in this morning I'm getting into this shit too now, man. Let's go guys. Let's go You guys want to get deep that's it. I want to end this with some mental clarity some fucking focus

We keep on going you guys only see about two hours of our chaotic life. Fuck yeah, man I got a lot of shit to do like you like us man. We got to put a lot of fires. Fuck yeah, right? That's touch a lot of We got to put a lot of fires fuck yeah, right? It's touch a lot of kids gotta make a lot of Well, I gotta I gotta look like that But you know I either way I look like I cut sandwiches in a deli or good good Good I'm gonna see you this we're almost told now. I'll see you this weekend And I'm at the ice house tomorrow night Thursday night night. Isow, shop and friends. Got some monsters on there. My boy, Lewis, coming down from Phoenix.

I'm in Chicago, December 8th and 9th, the Nashville, January 25th. Austin, that's one night only in Nashville on the 25th and Austin's the 26th through the 27th. We got a bunch of other dates on there. Thickboy, yeah, Thickboy.com. New episode of Tune-Town just dropped with my T-Rex turn to the demon. Get you

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