The Fighter & The Kid - Swimming in Texas Soup | TFATK Ep. 1124
Episode Date: September 23, 2025Jay Schaub returns and the guys talk health updates, Texas heat, Texas BBQ, elite athletes with average bodies, Jimmy Kimmel getting fired for his comments about Charlie Kirk, current events ...around the world and much more. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER — play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 bonus picks.Signos - Go to signos.com, that’s http://signos.com, and get $10 off select plans with code FighterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Yes, we did, because we back at it again.
It's the fighter and the kid.
This is really the fighter and the kid.
Come on, baby.
All right, I'll clap you in.
Let's go.
Let's do it, Chin.
We got Jay Shob in the house, everybody.
Jay Shubb.
We should put Jay on our Patreon because...
Put his big weaner on Patreon.
Yeah, he's got...
We can do that.
We should put your wiener on Patreon, dude,
because it's black as night,
and it's every bit as big as any.
buddy no we should do a collab your nuts with his trunk oh my god he's got a trunk on him i know no his
trunk with your nuts yeah it'd be like a collide best of both worlds world and he's vegan skinny
ain't he's vegan skinny well since he had the health scare of diabetes he had to switch his diet
that's what happened did you get a high blood sugar oh high blood sugar yeah and then you call me like
going to chick filet and i'm gonna finish it off i'm gonna watch down with sinne i'm like this can't be
oh dude when i remember one time he was sitting there and and we were on the
road and he answers the his the door and he's eating he's got two snickers bars in his
he's going chong tom tom john those days are over hey maybe you're eating a lot of sugar and you
were like this yeah yeah okay cool uh-huh those days are over tom tom tom tom more chomping
those days are over no more no more candy no now he has to monitor everything yeah i don't
he doesn't eat bread and shit yeah low carb we're just getting older even chin's getting on the health
track you stop drinking for the most part i have gotten crazy healthy but not because i'm disciplined
i just find it i feel better when i do it yeah don't say crazy though that bothers me but you've always
like you've always been disciplined about my eating you've never had like no you're skinny
but but i always had like i always had like i always had but i just you know yeah not anymore
yeah but don't say crazy healthy because you didn't you didn't fall off the wagon it's like
you never i was never i was never but i'm saying i'm saying i'm saying crazy healthy you just
dialed back on wine snacky snacky poo on some candy and stuff i don't even do that anymore and not
again just because i just don't dude i've known you for a hot second i've never seen you eat candy
who the fuck are you talking about my sister said that like i i had i had um dessert um when i
we were on a cruise i had i had half a tart there was a tart and i had a little bit of the tar i like a
i like i'm sati'm satiated she's like oh you're annoying oh dude you're fucking annoying tiger
had two games in dripping springs jake came with us that's why he's burnt but we were outside
all day and you just got to eat what they have at the snack shack and then i saw someone walked by
with these brisket nachos with jalapinos yeah and i haven't eaten much and i was like i'm starving
and joanna heard me say that so she went to the snackshank and surprised me and got him i'm like
i probably shouldn't what are they what are they they're brisket and nachos with jalapinos
oh that'll dude i ate it so fast i felt so sick you feel like you feel like you feel like you
you want to get in the in a fetal position and you can't move oh then in the 100 degree weather i'm baking
the sun tummy full of brisket nachos my i was like i'm gonna shit my pants i brought my wife back
she goes i said what do you want for and she's the worst because she goes i want sausage i want
mac and cheese and i want that sweet bread barbecue place yep and i go okay she's like you she'll
eat the real barbecue i'm like i'll have the turkey please and uh and some coleslaw and
You know, she ate all that, of course, because she loves barbecue.
And she had to lie down.
Was she farting?
Was she farting?
Was she farting?
One farting, she was just lying there, and she couldn't move.
She goes, I don't feel good.
I got a new barbecue spot.
Me and Chin are you going to film it for the Patreon?
I ate it interstellar.
What did you think?
It's good.
You liked it?
I still got your favorite or no?
No, I still got that other place.
This place is going to shit on your other place and interstellar.
And apparently there's,
a race car out front
sounds like an old Porsche
is that noise is that noise that we're hearing
do they hear this noise no
I mean they can hear but it's not as bad as we would imagine
this is the barbecue it's called
styles switch barbecue
styles switch barbecue
why do you say it's good because I have to be honest
you're one of those guys you annoy me because you'll be like
the best wings the best pizza I'm like it's just wings
yeah no their wings were good
but um the best burger
so I was in light
because I was getting some work down my car
I'm like he's like he's gonna be like an hour and a half
I'm like all right so I just
fucking gone maps like we're somewhere to eat
because in the afternoon
I walk into styles and switch
there's kind of a long line
I'm like it's weird on a Friday all right
so I'm in line people recognize me
and some guys eat and I go
you know I take pictures whatever I go
what's good here he goes the burger
here's the brisket
the barbecue ribs
he goes you want to get the all
American burger
buddy it was because it's because it's so fatty that they have like what do they have bone marrow
brisket i don't know i don't know what it is fatty oh man no not fatty it was like and then they
cook it it's like medium rare okay and the cheese in the bund fuck dude yes j's mouth's watering right
now really it was i don't like my burger's medium rare you like him well done when it's
when it's chopped meat it's got to be well done oh you're cuck now when it's you know you know in
texas you most places you can't even order well done
Well, I'll take medium well.
That's so fucking gay, dude.
Dude, I don't want...
That's wild, man.
I don't want medium rare burger.
You have it red?
Is it red?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, no.
I need a thing bleeding.
No, no, no, no, no.
No way.
Oh, I get it.
When you say you're like on this crazy health kick, you mean crazy cock kick.
Listen, you're a gay man.
I'll eat my venison backstrap pretty rare.
This is gay shit.
Venison backstrap?
Yeah.
You're not getting that at a restaurant, Bubba.
No, no, come on.
And then I have my elk, but even my ground elk's got to be cooked well.
No, this burger is unreal, dude.
Really?
Can we take a little break, guys?
Yeah, move your truck.
Yep.
Me, me, me, me, me, me.
You know who came to a tiger's game, did his tournament?
Who?
Brett Forte.
He moved Austin from Canada.
I know he did.
I'm putting him on my show.
By the way, everybody, this Wednesday acting off at the sunset strip at 7 o'clock come by.
Brett can't make it this time, but I'm going to start using him.
He's fine.
Yeah, he said October's a little dicey for him because of the Canadian shit.
He said start in November, he'll be here all the time.
It's great.
He came to Tiger's game.
I'm always winning over someone's like, oh, I must stop by Tiger's game.
And he's like, ugh, because it's not time to catch up.
I'm there to watch the game.
Like my dad was in town, but I don't sit with him because I'm not there to talk.
Jay, do you watch?
Yeah, I was.
Jay was with me watching on.
fights, huh?
Yeah, yeah, Tiger's great.
Tiger's a freak.
I saw him up at bat.
I was like, who's the adult?
Yeah.
Then he got a little handful of little boss, do you get that ball.
He's basically a white-faced Barry Sanders.
Yeah.
A little dude be taken off.
But yeah, Brett Forteer was like, I'm coming on bringing my, he has a new girlfriend.
It's been here like seven months.
He's like, she's the one, bro.
I'm like, okay.
So you're being around my family.
Don't bring him riffraff.
And I'm not there to talk.
But Brad, he got it.
Brett's great. Yeah, Brett's the best.
Brett's the best.
I'm in the sun,
Big Brown's back. I'm in the sun.
And Jay's back's burnt.
You can take the sun for...
Yeah, I don't see in the shade, but I'm outside from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m.
All day, Saturday, all day Sunday.
Damn.
What's with your...
Toasty.
What's with your very, very white crisp shirt?
You know what? I thought it's business Monday.
Is that what it is?
It's Biz Monday.
So you're collaring up.
You know what it is?
All I wear is T-shirts all the time.
Collaring up.
And my boy at Jack, Santos Studio, sent me all these cool polos.
Yeah.
And I was like, why not?
Why not look like a realtor today?
Why not look like I sell property in Dribbin Springs?
Just that's so everybody knows, I'm breathing in fumes right now.
Oh, because I had to start the beast up?
That's great stuff.
I had to start the beast up.
Yeah, I love that.
Because what happens is all that carbon monoxide sits right here right now.
So I'm getting high.
That's what those fans are.
It's a free high.
It's a free high.
Glass half full.
Free high.
It's a free high.
I'm still free dying.
Free high.
Chin's wearing a beanie.
I'm glad he's keeping his head warm.
I used to wear beans that long hair.
Even the summer.
I get it, Chin.
Don't let Brian bring you down.
You collects the sweat.
Do we sweat a lot?
Yeah, you know I sweat a lot.
Bro, I wear T-shirts at Tiger's Games because in Bossies,
I just is humid.
I get the titty sweat.
you get some titty sweat
titty sweat yeah
it just gets spicy
I'm ready for Texas to not be so hot
they say October's a great time
I'm not gonna like you know me
I always call bullshit on the heat
yeah when I was out there
out there all day Saturday
Sunday Sunday at
Sunday at 5 p.m. I went
all right it's fucking hot
and to your point about
it gets hot from 4 to 6
it's so heavy hot
I'm like hey am I in fucking soup
am I walking around in soup hot soup it's too hot and I said to my neighbor I go hey
um when does it start to get cool he goes oh well you know October it'll be in the high 80s
so we'll start to see I'm like that's high 80s bro they say October's nice November's pop in here
November's pop October November December we're coming up on the good months but for the first time
I don't mind the heat I sat on the sun all day when it was six o'clock and Tiger was playing
and I looked down my family it's fucking hot here starting where you now it's high yeah
starts to have you been to dripping springs i have you been to have you been there it's nice proper
texas yeah maybe i haven't you know i just like to say that i have been there i just wouldn't see i was
gonna call you out because i know when you're lying because we've been together so long yeah why the
fuck would you go to drivin springs yeah i've been there once there's no comedy out there that's dripping
springs that's a spring that's dripping yeah i don't think that's the city yeah it's nice out there though
yeah yeah i've not been out there how far away is it from
here.
30 minutes?
Okay.
From here.
Yeah.
30 minutes from here.
Nice drive.
Easy drive.
You can get out.
So Austin, my friend came.
He's got a lot of money.
He's looking at houses.
He goes, not cheap.
I said, no.
Not in Austin.
You go 30 minutes out, you're good.
There's places in Austin you find that are good.
Yeah.
But there's certain areas here that are crazy expensive.
Right.
But there's certain areas.
If you go a little bit further out, right?
You start going way out.
Dripping spring.
Listen, if the kids sports and school and stuff like that,
for what I want in Texas, I would be in dripping springs.
You would.
If I didn't have kids, I'd be in dripping springs.
If you didn't have kids.
Probably, yeah.
Now, I'm sure they have stuff out there, but as far as, like, the neighborhood we're in,
like the kids don't have school today, so the kids rolled up on their bikes,
tea and boss are outside right now.
And it's a safe environment.
So we found the ideal neighborhood.
But if I didn't find that, I'd be in dripping springs.
Great sports, really good sports.
Oh, is that where, is salt lick out there?
There's a salt lick out there.
That's why, that's why, because I go out there with, but I go to my helicopter.
Okay, so it's like a 10 minute?
Yeah.
It takes me seven minutes, which is great.
The first person I told me about Dripping Springs was Jake.
Is him and I Anthony during COVID were looking at moving to Texas and they looked at dripping springs?
I never heard of it before.
Then most of the Tigers tournaments, especially if it's in Texas, unless there's a really big one in Houston or Dallas, all the tournaments are in dripping springs.
So I'm there all the time.
Not a ton out there.
Not a ton out there.
I'd like to find a good food spot out there.
You know, good food spot and driven springs are great.
You get out there.
So we got done with the tournament.
Everyone's fucking starving.
I'm like, I guess we just head back towards Austin.
There's not much out there.
The house is proper Texas.
A lot of land.
A lot of land.
A lot of land.
You want to raise some goats.
You want some freedom?
I decide if I'm going to be a homesteader, I'm going to raise ducks, rabbits, a lot of meat, and goats.
I'll have dairy goats.
Yeah.
Make cheese.
Make milk.
Am I ever going to do that?
You're never going to be. Probably not, right, bud?
All those animals would die, bud.
They'll all die.
I'll tell you can't get enough of my dog is Jay.
God, get your hands off my fucking pub, man.
Yeah, I love dogs.
You know what happens?
When you don't have kids, dogs become your kids.
When you have kids, a dog is just an animal.
Yeah.
Facts.
So weird.
I still feel like chin needs to get a dog.
I feel like you bring you some happiness, Chin.
You go, I don't want responsibility.
buddy you can't even take care of plants i'm going to say this chin is going to stop drinking
and when chin stops drinking it's going to be the old dark night of the soul for a while
because chin's going to be he's going to be friendless he'll be dark yeah it's got to be hard
there's going to be some bodies that go miss it you had to leave you had to leave a lot of your
friends behind in uh in los in los angeles a lot pretty much all my friends yeah so now you're out here
alone and you got the old bottle to keep you comfy comfy but now i don't have i don't have that anymore
i know so you're going to have to let go of that
And now we're going to have the dark night of the soul.
But let me tell you something.
You've got to stick to the dark.
You've got to be in the desert for a while.
Yeah.
And then you'll find the promised land.
You've got to wander for a while.
You'll find some water.
Yeah.
You'll find the well.
Devil's going to tempt you now.
The well's not going.
Yeah.
And you know, you're attempting.
And then I say whale chin.
I'm talking Agua.
I'm not talking whiskey.
And that's why I always reach for a magic mind max.
Oh, wow.
That's a good replacement.
You know what I'm saying?
When I want to get my things going,
instead of Adderall, cocaine, or whatever it might be.
if I want flow, if I want flow, if I want my brain clicking, if I want to feel good,
even if I feel a little something coming on, like maybe a little sore throat, I'll drop me
a magic mind, and I believe in my mind that that matcha, that crazy antioxidant gives me that
focus, calm energy, that smooth, sustained power.
You ever notice how my power seems to be smooth and sustained?
Yeah, I do.
You said that.
You go, Brian, your power feels smooth and sustained.
Get more done without burning out.
I'm on my third round of the day.
I'm going to shit my pants.
you've had three magic ones
yeah because you remember I got to do a show before this
your boy likes to power up and you got a big body
and one thing about brand
the word moderation is not in his vocabulary
you know what I'm saying
when Tiger has a game I drink
we're out in the sun
the only thing cold is that Diet Coke
at the Snack Shack
I'd say I drink between 10 to 15
Diet Coke's every Saturday Sunday
10 to 15 it's a lot
It's a lot
I'll tell you what, your boys always hydrated, though.
Always hydrated.
We go in the bathroom, we go to the bathrooms behind the snack check at the baseball field,
and this little kid walks in his band, smells like weaner in here.
That sure does, dude.
That's piss, baby.
That's piss.
Smells like weiner.
Smells like piss.
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Is your urine dark?
Because you don't drink any water, right?
You rarely drink water?
I never drink water. So is your urine dark?
Never.
It's clear.
Really?
Wide of snow.
I was wrestling around with my sense, Sean Apperson, who's an incredible man and a great teacher.
And he was wearing, it said, Paca on his underwear.
I saw his underwear.
I said what pack it goes
it goes it's alpaca
and I said
Alpaca that's from the alpaca animal
it keeps you warm
Oh it's pack
From the Andes
And I said well that's why you're ass
Smells like the mountains
We had a laugh
Hell yeah dude
I'm doing jujitsu
Oh there you are
I laugh look at that
Oh look at Tim
Built like a bridge
Sweaty Tim
Sweaty Tim
Pushing all of us
Torturing MMA
I'm retired UFC fighter
Yeah
Why am I still doing this
I'm well beyond my
my prime days. Those peak fighting days
are over. Yep, yep, yep. There's a bunch of professional
athletes still here, usually baseball players,
guys in the Hall of Fame, comedians
Brian Callum, we're going to see you, look
at that, why are they in here? And why do they still train?
Why do I still train? You're paying like this.
Like a fucking retard. You're appearing
like this. I was moving around a little bit. Like a cat
pawling at a fucking... Look, look here. No, that's
not how you do it. No, you're doing that. You're doing this, B, reaching out.
Yeah, it's bad. Like a fucking retard.
You get hit. Don't call me that, too.
I'm sorry, man. My hands are. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
My defense?
Not good.
My defense?
Not good.
Oh, Chin, you appreciate this.
You know what I've gotten into lately?
What's up?
This is how you know, I'm getting older.
Yetty coolers.
And the power shut off.
When I said, Yeti, the power went,
It took all the energy.
They're the top of the top of the top.
You know where they're based out of?
Awesome.
Yep.
No way.
That's dope.
If you drive up 620, their headquarters up here.
Get us a sponsor.
Dude.
your boy because because I go through
so many Diet Coke my wife's like this is
insane we spend too much money she's like
why don't we just get a good Yetty cooler
on rollers and then
you we can just load up with Diet Coke's and ice
I went say less bitch and then
I ordered a Yetty cooler
they're not giving away but the grand scheme
of things I'm saving money
but Yeti's born and raised in Austin Texas
Yeti holler at your boy
I'm built like a Yeti
yeah
because go to my Instagram
look what I have to carry to
the guy damn game because in brian this you just you don't understand dude in la the sun ain't
shit right so you can sit outside all day these baseball dads have tents they have chairs
have tents and chairs go past this one of tiger rocking it let go back so that is a fucking tent
those are two chairs and then my father-in-law carries three more chairs and now we're going to have
a cooler that thing's about 60 pounds i have to lug that around that tent everywhere canopy and you set
that tent up yeah who's that's that's billy let me see her she's adorable she's a baseball sis
hi baby go to bossy fucking breaking away on these little twerps how fast he's too look at him
look at how fast he is so fast we got like i told you i saw him you were i was like what in the world's
going on you were like this is my retirement
that's your retirement plan dude just breaking through like it's tackle football god billy hangs out
the same she's on my schedule she's outside in the sun now she's covered but she's there
she's super cute and she's a white girl it's white well my wife's white as fuck she's like
you're boys she's canella white your boys are dark as fuck boys are your boys are mexican
and and as you as are you yep and your daughter is a white girl straight up white girl
and hey good well i'm just saying hey hey good am i right don't blame that on me good
no no don't be racist about this now good no no dude you're white your daughter's more privileged it's
fine but she's she is a white girl there unless she's trying to get any call it's then she's
mexicana yeah they're going to come up to you and be like they're going to say to her so when
did you get adopted by this lovely mexican family go the next one chin
get off my white dog look at bosti leaning on his coach for the play it's really cute he's just all
up on him that's cool with all those boys so cute so cute there you are huh look at mom pressed up against
her big man huh cheeks out look at your small calves in that big body yeah that them little
made for speed yeah well calf watch how fast bosti is here boom bitch jesus man she's like
I like the kid off Incredibles.
You know, the really fast kid?
He's like him.
Look at him, run, man.
He's really fast.
Yeah, he is.
Tiger goes, dad, I'm not as fast as Boston.
Watching his football.
I was watching a lot of football.
And it's funny.
Yeah, and it's funny how most of us go,
that guy's really shredded or that guy's got muscles.
Then you see these, like, insane athletes.
They can be cornerbacks.
Usually, though, there'll be like a quarterback,
but there'll be, some guys will be fast as fuck,
and they...
Not shredded.
Not at all.
Just as, just as, just as,
smooth they look normal yeah they look normal yeah just freaks yeah just freaks just freaks yeah
who's that quarterback for um black guy dreads lamar jackson yes it's not lamar jackson it's a cam
no he's younger he's tall um he for washington no because that's uh jaden daniels um you're talking
about the cap for houston he's not cam for houston what yes what's his last name
Cam Ward
Houston Stroud
Oh that's right
Stroud you're thinking of Stroud
I think of Stroud yeah
I think of Stroud
And I look his body
And I'm like he looks
He's got a little little
Little big in the old
In the old hips
Kind of big in the hips
Do Stroud shirt off
Yeah
And you that's right
And you go
Do Stroud cock sizes
Yeah there you go
Well do you see
Well the best quarterback
Was not this year
But in history
But if you look at Patrick Mahomes
he ain't not at all not at all there you go now strong and all that but just uh he's just
you can throw that pig skin though right here's just enough yeah would cut your hair right am i right
cut your hair well those are that's not actually his hair what are they what's going on over here
that well that's that's that's micha parsons with a bunch of sumos and he did another but that that's
that's stroud right there in the middle not that that's brian gallon no zoom in oh yeah that is
crowd wow he's not fat no but look at the best athlete in all of sports right now look at fucking
otani it's astonishing go otani with a shirt off he still has baby fat i know dude you're like what
i just saw him i was like how he's the best pitcher in the game the best hitter looks like you know
what he looks like a dad he looks like a dad who works in tech okay this is fake right that's fake yeah
that he don't that's real yeah he's probably he's probably he's probably he'll probably surprise you
right
I'll surprise you
that looks real but
yeah
those are the angels
PED days
but go to current ones
Brendan
what
did you just say
he's jacked on the angels
he's more powerful now
yeah I know
I rewatched
because I couldn't sleep
Canello
Floyd
right
you told me this on
Wednesday
but he was 41
when he fought him
and as fast as he had ever been
and
it's just crazy
would have beaten anybody
okay
well tony's kind of jacked in these
yeah he is a bad example
he's got shoulders
his tummy's a little light you know
big big boy 6 4
probably 6 5
that's helpful
Dodge's gotta get it fucking rolling
yeah
gotta get it fucking rolling yeah
gotta get
it rolling
bring up his cock
who I'd like to see that
I'd pay a hard cold cash
for that
yeah
it'd be disappointing
maybe
sometimes
Asians surprise you man
is that his lady
I can't tell
yeah that's her
she plays basketball
really good basketball
really
great basketball player
yeah really
Jay's a little too into the Asians
am I right
uh huh
so this is an accent
she's beautiful
I'm a
damn sure
She must be fucking 5-11, 6 foot.
A wife.
Yeah.
Damn, there's two big old Koreans, Japanese.
She's very pretty.
Japanese.
She's pretty.
Damn it.
I'm very into Asian people, culture now, and, uh, and, uh, and with.
I just wants a girl like a, no, no, no, no, because I've, I have a, uh, a good Chinese friend now,
and two Chinese friends, a couple.
you're so loose on the term friend right because our terms of friends are different but go ahead
no and i've i've gotten to know my chinese friends and their culture and i love it hold on
motherfucker how they get here okay look listen they're american they're living on american soil
they're american but they're american but they're chinese okay take it they own land they got some stuff
they got money.
Is it near a military base?
No, dude.
Hey, you're being, you're being, I don't like the way you're looking.
I'm asking questions here for a friend.
You're being, by friends, I mean, all of America.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
They own land around here?
They're patriotic American.
Are they?
Yeah, they speak fluent Chinese, though.
Uh-huh.
How long they've been here?
A long time, bro.
Come on.
I don't like your skeptical hippo eyes.
Yeah, kids in our school system?
Yeah, man.
Huh.
Yeah.
One's an amazing fencer.
Oh.
Dude, don't be so suspicious, all right?
It's all good.
It's all good.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Is there a religious revival going on right now?
Oh, with the Charlie Kirk stuff?
I've had so many people, I've had so many legit friends.
Yeah.
Text me like, man, I feel like I'm going, I need to start going to church.
Yeah.
I don't know if I need that.
I just, you know, some of that's hard for me to believe.
if it makes you a better person fucking definitely go and if charlie kirk's death pushes in that direction
definitely go now his wife if you watch the memorial she was like i forgive you and i was like man
everyone's like she's so powerful that's the christian thing to do yeah and then she was like i don't
want the death penalty because i don't want on my hands because if i get to heaven that stops me from being
with charlie i don't know if it works that way i don't know if god's going to be like listen you wish
death upon that one guy eye for an eye we can't let you in i don't if the club's that hard
to get into i feel like he's gonna be a little more my joke is that jesus grids on the curve because he was
very forgiving so even if you didn't believe in him he'd be like i know just come on in my dad's strict
yeah if you're if you're a good person i feel like you can get in um if there is a place i think
jesus but when she said i forgive him like i'm not i'm not i couldn't do it i would go scorched
fucking earth well she said something too which is charlie was trying to try to change young men like
that's mine yep and he did yep you know and and so the idea would be
You're going to make exceptions.
Hey, I'm asking you questions.
Take a look at what you've benefited from and why you're here with these freedoms.
That wasn't an accident, that the argument had to be won, and the West largely won it.
And so with all the problems, there's also that.
Yeah, but back to the death thing, how, say somebody killed your stymican or your kid.
Look, dude.
Would you be up there being like, I forgive them?
Again, my default is murder, bro.
Yeah.
My default is murder.
And I always say this.
When we talk about making the.
the world a better place you know what that is that's code for some people need to die yeah correct
i'm with you and that's that's the truth now that's not christian and that's why i say if you call yourself
a christian what does that mean are you are you walking in jesus's footsteps because that was not easy
that guy was hardcore good luck with that but also how many people have died but what she's doing
exercising that exercising that thing that's impossible right now that's powerful that's all we're
talking about yeah when she said i forgive him it's like damn you see you see a mother hug a guy
Her, her, uh, no, you see a mother hug her child's killer.
You know, there was a woman who, there's a terrible story about.
Play this though, Chin.
It's crazy, man.
Father, forgive them, for they not know what they do.
You can tell she's pretty mad.
That man.
she doesn't want to do it
young man
I forgive him
I couldn't do it
I couldn't do it
see
I only
you one guy in the crowd goes
Hell no
By the way
By the way
Just so you know
That's pretty powerful
And that's what Christians are supposed to do
And that's what they do
Everyone knows that.
But I'm saying, but you would never see that from the left.
And regardless of, there's, I'm not saying that the left is all fucked up.
I'm saying, well, the left and the right have things to say.
And a dialogue is important so we can figure things out.
But, but no one has taken to the street.
It's important to understand that.
Like, that's a very powerful, if you want to call that right wing
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important thing when it comes to your health yeah i wonder if she can have the same because her thing like
charlie got the young male demo in masses right and trump's i think trump's realizing now too at his memorial
trump's like holy shit this dude was powerful he probably knew how powerful it was but he had no idea
he was this powerful so now it's on her to get the young females over well that's her job that's right
but that is that is that's just you've got people standing up and clapping for that like yeah but
they're all taken to the street and burning businesses down no but all those people in that arena are
like-minded right so that that's what they do that's their morals that's their moral compass yeah
of course yeah yeah and that's that is the backbone of order that is the backbone of productivity
that is the backbone of most of those people we've talked about have jobs and families that they're
raised. Oh, yeah. So, you know, I've always said that if gender is your passion and you're a
gender expert, you've got a lot of time on your hands. You're not that busy. Yeah. I was thinking
about this too. Like, you know, when we have kids, like you and I are busy as shit, right?
It's busy. I'm trying to hustle. I'm trying to, I'm, everything is, I'm busy all the time.
Most Americans are busy all the time. Whether you're working, then you got your kids softball,
I mean, sorry, you got your kids baseball. You got your kids, you know, your dog, whatever it might be.
you're raising your kids you're going to work all of us are so busy and then then we have
etch out time with our wives and everything else just managing your life is really hard but along
comes people talking about gender uh for example and all of us go i don't have time to think
about that i don't even pay attention i'm not even paying what do you mean racism i don't even have
time to fight no it that's kind of how that's kind you know what i'm saying yeah like most of us
i think social media makes a bigger deal than it is because think of people on social media but in general
like the average americans like what yeah yeah social media saying racism is this systemic racism
all of us are going hey bro i'm just trying to pay my bills what the fuck are you even i haven't
even thought about that what are you talking about yeah i'm trying to get to work on time
and pay my bills yeah i want the interest rate's lower what the fuck you're talking about
right and i that's the other thing is like we're talking about all this stuff and it's like hey let's
just talk about the price of housing and oh we we haven't been on air since jimmy kimmel got
fired free speech or uh repercussions where was jimmy
Kimmel when when Trump got kicked off of Twitter.
He celebrated all of it.
Celebrated Chucker Carlton.
This one's a little...
He's a corporate guy who said something
that the corporation didn't think was
they didn't want to deal with.
So he got to let go.
He also, his ratings suck.
He's been doing it for a hot second.
I think they're just looking for an out.
I think it's been a long time coming.
They're like, all right, finally it's the final straw.
I don't think they give a fuck about Charlie Kirk.
I'm paying $20 million a year.
Yeah, I think there's like ratings are down.
You know, Colbert's out of here.
We're waiting.
And as soon as you fuck this,
be like there's there we go there a lot of it's also this is an old it's an old model it's like a buggy
whip all but all if if whether you're jimmy phallon jimmy kimmel all the like it's all an outdated
model like yeah so matthew mccane was on rogan do you think people would rather listen to matthum
connor on jimmy kimmel for two minutes promoting his newest book exactly or sit down with rogan
for three hours put his feet on the fucking chair and talk about more than just fucking here's
here's the other thing to keep in mind it's just an outdated model here's the other thing it's an
outdated model. He's going to be fine
because Jimmy Kimmel will probably have a podcast and do
way better. Sorry, that's what
man, I fucking choke like
Daffy Duck. That's why you gotta be
careful and like, oh, he got canceled. No, no, no.
There's a difference. There's canceled
where they take away all your means of revenue
and resources like my friend Brian Callan
and others. There's canceled when you
don't have $50 million in the bank.
And then there's getting fired for
your actions of saying wild
shit and you have $50 million
dollars in the bank and you can still work and do podcasts and other shit yeah he'll be fine you
don't feel too bad for jimmy campbell no no no this is uh this is like you said it's just it's it's an old
outdated uh and i i think the powers that be were like we're not making any money anymore
we're paying him 20 mil this is really important we're just we're just waiting for him to fuck up
boom happens listen whether it's charlie kirk or if he said some other crazy shit they're like
there we go let's go get him out
They pay him $20 million also to be, to not be controversial.
They could pay Rogan $100 million and make all their money back,
but they don't because they can't control Rogan.
He's being paid because he's entered a contract with Disney saying,
I'll be America's sweetheart, I'll not say anything controversial,
I'll not do stuff like that.
And then Disney was like, wait, we're going to,
we've already been dealing with a lot of shit.
You said this, I don't want to deal with it.
You're not that valuable.
You're not that important.
We can, we'll be fine without you.
model that's good sound it's a good sound what is that someone drilling yeah that's what it sounds
such a problem i don't know if we could say to be yeah i didn't feel too bad for uh jimmy kimmel though
all right what else you get jane this is also about jimmy kimmel
dave portnoy's take talking about jimmy kimmel being suspended indefinitely from abc from his show
uh stemming from comments he made uh one i guess he was insinuating
that the Charlie Kirk assassin was
far right magna, one of their own followers,
and then two, he made a joke about Trump,
not really caring or being sympathetic that Charlie Kirk was actually.
Jim, text the lady and be like they got to stop going to take on this
because I run a fairly large media company.
I also do media.
So you're seeing a lot of people right now,
and I tweet about it right away being like,
canceled culture, their right is so hypocritical.
They're so anti-canceled culture.
And now they want canceled culture.
to me this is not cancel culture at all like what cancel culture is is when you don't like somebody
say me and then you're like we want to get rid of dave so we're going to come through everything
dave has said for the past 20 years and we're going to find things we don't like that don't fit
in this time period or whatever not just me anybody but that's cancel culture digging through
old tweets videos things said to get rid of a person your goal going it's like i'm going to get
rid of this person, I don't like, and I'm going to dig up everything that this person has done
their entire life and find some smoking guns and put pressure on people to get rid of them.
This, what happened in Kimmel, I would say, is consequences for your actions in real time,
statements in real times. He made jokes that people in like. He tried to say that the assassin
was part of the far right magnet. He's not. And then Sinclair Communications was like,
this is garbage. Our people that we, uh, in our markets, they don't want to see this.
We're preemptively pulling them off the air, kind of forced AF's, uh, ABC's hand. Now, and this is not
a free speech issue to me. I've always said to our employees, listen, you guys can say whatever
you want on your personals, you can do this, but your, your speech has consequences.
If advertisers, if people start putting pressure on me because you're saying things that they
don't like this is a capitalist market like when the when the juice isn't worth the squeeze
decisions have to be made and for kimmel his ratings are down and by the way i'm not like i i
hate it gobert i found him annoying to watch kimmel i don't watch but you know i take it or leave
it but his ratings are clearly down he's making a ton of money he's creating clearly headaches
for ABC and the affiliate then drops this business to me that
This is like a business.
He's not a journalist.
This isn't freedom of the press.
He's not reporting, digging.
He's telling jokes.
He's a comedian.
He works for somebody else.
Whenever you work for a company or work for somebody else,
and you are making statements or doing things that are creating headaches for the people up top,
you're forced with a decision.
What do you do?
Here they decide the easiest move ABC Disney was to suspend them.
For example, when Penn bought Barcelona,
sports. One of the things we agreed upon, one of the garb rails, one of the things I had to agree
when we did the deal is that I and Barstha would not make fun of politics and government employees
because the government controlled the gambling licenses and they didn't want to create headaches
trying to get these licenses. So I agreed to that. That's part of being in business. I wasn't
allowed to create headaches for my employer. I knew that. And if I did so, if I did
make fun of, let's say the Massachusetts gambling regulators, who are the worst people on earth
and trust me with every fiber of my phone being I want to make fun of, I would have gotten
fired or in trouble. And I wouldn't have been like freedom of speech. I would have known. This is what
I signed up for. I'm creating more headaches for my employers than benefit that I'm bringing.
Essentially, that's what Kimmel's doing right now, right? He's creating more headaches than he is
bringing in benefit. Again, this isn't freedom of the speech. This isn't canceled culture. This is
a Jimmy Kimmel isn't being successful enough right now, right here in time for all these
headaches to be worth it to keep him on the end. It's also not an outcry from the public to
cancel him. And then they bend the knee and like, yeah, we don't want to deal. You're right. He's a
bad person. This is the corporate, this is the corporate dogs being like, we're good.
Yeah. It's not worth the squeeze in it.
But where was the left if they're talking about freedom speech?
How come, how come somebody could say something about you?
Somebody could just come out of nowhere and say something about you.
You know, 20 years ago, this person did this.
20 years ago, 25 years ago, this person did this, and your whole career goes away.
Forget being, forget not being able to speak.
You can't even do anything.
You spend your whole life building a podcast, your whole career, and everything goes away
the way the sea pulls back in itself in one second.
And then your friend gets psoriasis carrying the show, trying to figure.
I'm saying this happened to countless people.
Douglas Murray's book, The Madness of Crowds, documents this.
You have, you have, it would be a Twitter storm because somebody said one thing, one thing.
Journalists who were, who were there forever at the New York Times, who were great journalists for 30 years, say one thing.
The guy at Netflix who said, let's not say the N-word.
And because he said, let's not say the N-word, a black guy goes, I felt uncomfortable, and he gets canceled.
He gets fired.
And they knew he wasn't saying anything racist.
don't talk to me about don't anybody who's who's on the left saying this stuff where were you
when all that stuff happened you love censoring and destroying people's career the left and
the other talking heads on the internet will say well i think it's about freedom of speech
i am the left the americans in general we all know exactly why he got fired it's not cancel
culture it's nothing it's just he said something it's business 90% of america knows that it's just
online like oh now now you're celebrating cancer culture we all know this what day
party saying we all methi asan whoever there are a lot of left wing people um don lemon
whoever it is i would never censor them i actually listen to them i want to know where i'm
wrong i want and i'm wrong a lot i want to know i want to hear what they have to say and i'm like
and i listen because i want to make i want to stress test where i'm standing because i'm not right all the time
I haven't thought of everything.
I hear people who are on the left say things all the time,
and I go, oh, I'm being a little hypocritical.
Or it'll cause me to go, I've got to raise my standards about,
you know, I've got to be very careful about how I talk about things.
That's kind of what it's for.
I listen to each other.
I would never censor somebody who I totally disagree with.
Never.
I think it's silly.
Yeah, D. He's right on this one.
Yeah, he's right.
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You already covered this stuff already.
Do you want to hear Oscar Delahoea talking about, do you know what?
First of all, yes, I want to talk about this.
I want to know why Oscar gets so much shit when he was a great champion.
Another guy I've been watching his old fights.
A great boxer, a great champion, and took all comers on, fought everybody.
No one's criticizing his fight.
Yeah, I know.
No one's criticizing his fight.
They like to criticize him as a person.
Yeah, but that's what he is now.
He's not a fighter anymore.
Yeah, but.
he why do that even why why well he there other people you could criticize well no but he's a promoter
and he talks shit so it's going to come back that's how it goes he's a boxing promoter yeah
everyone talks shit about box of promoters especially him in stockings and high heels and shit that's what
they're going to do the fake abs that raised my respect stockings and high heels he's a he's a promoter
though and he talks shit i would on all bullshit aside i'd love to see you in a pair of stockings and
high heels. Well, they'd be big ass high heels.
They'd be big as high heels. You'd be so big.
I'd have to give me like a transgender store.
Oh, dude. You'd be the worst transgender.
I hope you don't get gender dysphoria because you just don't have the bone structure
to look like. There are no women's clothing.
Now, you would do really well in Thailand.
Not really. Not really. Yeah, you would.
I don't have small shoulders.
Yeah. You have that, you have that little peach ass and you have like your thing.
I do have a peach ass. No, like if I did it be like, get the fuck.
at it. If you did, they're like, might be a name.
I got that big Adam's apple.
And I got...
No, you have a neck like Caitlin Jenner.
And she pulls it off.
No.
You have the turkey neck.
Adam Apple.
They're just like, all right, that trans is a little older.
Yeah, man, I got a lot of masculine, powerful energy.
And we shave you down smooth.
That body's thin.
No, no, my shoulders are way.
My back is way too, no, my back is way too fucking wide for that.
Let me see what I was, speaking of trans, what's Oscar saying?
he's just been doing these word videos he's had some now before we go he's definitely had his face
tightened up he's definitely had his fake abs that's why he gets roasted dude he's definitely had
his face tightened he's given the hater some ammo yeah i'll look at up to this okay
speaking of poor promotion dana white didn't have his best week his t-shirt shrank smaller every
minute, especially when he was questioned about his attempt to amend the Muhammad Ali Act. You're saying
this report is an asshole because he's asking you a legitimate question. He's right on this.
That's because the Muhammad Aliat protects fighters and TKO needs it to change so they can fuck fighters over.
Sorry Uncle Fester, you can't muzzle the boxing media like you do in the UFC.
That's right. And after this debacle, he decided to skip the undercard and shows up in the beginning of the main event where he's just
watching the UFC on his phone the entire time. I wonder if he regrets abandoning the UFC for a
sport that doesn't want him. It's like having a loyal girlfriend and ditching her for a hot one-night
stand who ghost you. You're left with nothing. And you go home with a hairy palm. That's Day the White.
So remember, kids, you're never a hater if you only speak the facts.
Fuck you.
he's kind of funny he was right on a lot of that except for dana didn't ditch the ufc for boxing
what what is what is his deal he just he's just he just doesn't like dana and dana they don't
like each other and then dana's in boxing now saying he's a promoter promoters like another
promoters get along that's how it goes yeah he had some good points of the ali act and all that
shit what is the mohaman ali act oh oscar's got to be yeah oscar's got to be
50 right oh yeah oh yeah 52 52 wow yeah so think about being a guy and getting all that work done
i can see it you don't want to be a man in his 50s who don't touch your face no that's why i'm not
doing botox filler you had your lids done your hair done but it's not a big deal you've done two
procedures i did have my lids done and i did have my hair done yes so the hair needs another it needs
another do-over. So the
Ali Act 2000 federal law
designed to protect boxes from
exploitative practices
by managers and promos by increasing transparency
preventing conflicts of interest,
providing information to fighters about their
compensation and business dealings. Dana wants to get
rid of that, which is an issue.
Separation of roles.
The law promotes a separation between
managers and promoters to prevent managers
from having a financial stake in their fighters, promoters, vice versa.
UFC don't have any of this.
And they're trying to get rid of it in boxing.
Yeah.
It's not good.
Tom Brady had a face.
Maybe you keep saying that.
Yeah, he did.
I just think he's drinking fucking kale shakes all the time.
He's doing that too, but he definitely...
He looks good, though.
He does.
I wish you would do it.
No.
You're not going to see this, look.
Although I would love it.
You already did your lids, bud.
I know, but, Bob, look.
I know, but you already did a cosmetic procedure.
Oh, it looked good.
Handsome guy back in the day, wasn't he?
Look at our kid.
He doesn't look terrible there.
No, so this is what he looks like now, right?
That's...
He got his abs done?
He just looks like he parties hard.
Like, he looks bloated.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, so he can shave your abs now.
I got just so bad.
It's just...
It's just...
moving the adipose, right?
Like, you're the fat in between.
Scolping?
Like, Drake did it too.
Whatever.
It's a weird thing.
What else you got, Jen?
Still beat your ass.
Um,
I got a lot of freaking Kirk stuff, but we don't have
already covered that.
Let's see what the hell this is.
Cheating scandal, world.
I don't, I don't.
I don't think there's anything. I actually don't think there's anything. I actually don't think
there's anything. I'm thinking hard that I'm less interested in. Me too. The cheating scandal,
rocks, world stone, skimming. I have a magic mind max in my body and I got exhausted. I almost fell
asleep. Literally. Dude, I care more about what our neighbor had for lunch than I do the cheating
scandal and skip that you know what that is chin nothing i don't you know what this is a perfect time
for me to to discuss this and i'll take i'll take all this so the last i don't know month or two
we've had help from this really great girl to give us current events because she's more on top of what's
hip yeah this and that's not 50 but she's helping me out you know with the crickets and and i just did
i don't have time to go go through all of them so sometimes we're gonna sometimes we'll
yeah hold on forget all that each competitor is allowed three skims
and stones must bounce at least twice on water before sinking.
Oh, I didn't know that part.
It said more than 2,200 people from 27 countries.
That's great.
You know, there are a lot of people who have nothing to do.
And so, congratulations.
However, some were found that I've been on the ground into suspiciously circular shape.
When I was, uh, so they were planting round rocks.
Yeah.
Oh, motherfucker.
Those are this.
Bastards.
When I was 10 or 11, I was so into.
rock skipping. And then I
fucking grew up.
Next event. Now, I can
skip a pretty mean rock. Me too.
I'm better than you at that.
All right. Let me refresh this
and let's check this out together.
This guy looks like he's flipping.
Yeah. That's impressive.
One leg skipping.
And he doesn't look like he'd be
the kind of guy that would do that.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
That kid
is the last thing you'd ever think could do.
Oh, one leg, one leg, one leg.
Not easy.
That's, that's impressive.
He might be like a dance or something.
He's sneaky athletic.
It's called sneaky athletic, kind of like Brian Callant.
Sneaky athlete.
I don't know what this is easy.
I love this guy.
I love this guy.
He's with his son.
He's so close to him.
Your son's in a wheelchair?
Yeah.
It's terrible.
Yeah, but he's such a good dad and they have this whole thing.
Come on.
You got it.
I love it.
Oh, go down.
I love this boy and I love this father.
Trust yourself.
We've done here before.
I love this guy.
As soon as the front wheels hit, pick yourself up, let them feet hit.
We don't carry monsters don't exist.
Come on.
The more you think, the harder it gets.
Let's go.
I love his dad.
You know what his dad's doing?
Making him strong.
I got to pick up.
Just let it come down.
There you go.
Take your feet don't go with him.
Uh-huh.
See?
Yep, you're back right.
Beautiful, boy.
Step, step, step, step.
There you go.
Step, step.
Go, kid.
Here you go.
Keep yourself square in there.
Don't be falling on.
Every fucking waking minute is that it would work for that kid.
All right.
Yeah, a little dude has it tough.
What a great dad.
Mm-hmm.
Feet forward, feet forward.
There you go.
Come on.
What we think, the harder it get should go for it.
I got you right here.
Don't let it tell you that way. You gotta control it.
No, feet square.
Go down and then fix your feet. Step forward.
To the end of the curb.
Uh-huh. Go off.
Go off.
Feet. Be ready to step. Step.
Step.
step there you go nice work
show me that you can turn it to the left
you get it down there you go
what was the son born with tin do we know
muscular muscular or something like that
you know keep going that
good work baby with crisper cast nine that kid
in 10 years might have a real future there though
because they're changing people's genetics
good for that kid man
beautiful what a great dad
dish I love that man
It's tough.
I love that, dude.
I love it.
That's, that's, um, I love the expression.
Don't make your kids safe, make them strong.
And that's, that's an example of it.
Now I'd like to sing a song.
Sing it.
You're gonna be strong one day.
You go, you can imagine that.
Do you can ruin any moment?
You can ruin any moment.
You're gonna be strong one day.
You're gonna be strong one day.
You're gonna, you're gonna,
make it through the swan keep pushing keep pushing and i'm just singing the background keep pushing
hey guys you're ruining the moment with your voice and your terrible song keep pushing through
i love that man that i love that that's a beautiful what a beautiful connection they have
fuck it's gorgeous that's a bomber man yeah yeah but it's inspiring of course yeah jays smiling
keep pushing oh boy we talked about this a little bit on shop show but yeah roger jackson
he finally got arrested but he got arrested for a felony
how much time he does i think he does under a year
and do some community service don't you no i think he does at least three years
oh wow it's a long time he gets sentenced to seven years
holy shit yeah he'll get sentenced to that
i mean it's california though yeah i think he they're probably says
it's really hard it's hard because they say we're going to go to trial you can plea out
he'll plea out you know he'll play out like 24 months
If you got a trial, you're looking at crazy time.
Yeah, he don't want to get a trial.
Prosecutors are not talking out of this.
Yeah, the DA goes, I'm bringing charges, right?
He was charged with attempted murder?
What was he charged with?
Probably assault.
Assault with egregious bodily harm or something like that.
Assault with a deadly weapon.
So that can be a long time.
Yeah, it could be a long time.
He's good because he's in California.
Man, I'm glad that guy's okay.
he seems like he's up and around but he's still in the hospital no he's out he's out yeah he got out a while
ago yeah it's tough to look up what the usual penalty is because it's gonna be like seven to
12 years he's not getting that we'll see we'll see what happens yeah
Is Cain Velasca still in jail?
Yep, he gets out in January.
And then he's done his whole time?
Yeah, he got time served too.
What about Diddy?
How much longer does Diddy have?
I forgot Diddy's still alive.
I totally forgot about him with all the shit going on.
Yeah.
But they kept him in there.
So he was in jail into a sentence in October.
So he was in October 25.
And he's up to 20 years total.
Yeah, I wonder what's going to go on with him?
him. I totally forgot. I got, I don't give him. He faced up to 20 years total. He gets up
10 years for each account. I just don't give a fuck. Yeah. I don't. But I'm surprised he's
doing that much time. I feel like he. How long has he been in jail? At least a year.
Scroll down to him. It says prosecutors are seeking a four to five year sentence, but
final decisions were made by a judge. So he's been in probably for, because for over a year, so he'll
get time served
yeah i bet i don't think that should carry a uh jail sentence
part engaging in prostitution should be should not be a jail thing i totally forgot
ditty was still alive you don't hear shit about ditty well i mean in october when they
give the sentencing so a year exactly yeah buddy yeah wow it's a long time it's not
good what's he do when he gets out a concert
A concert.
You think so?
Yeah, I bet he goes on tour again.
Really?
The official bad boy tour.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
And you think he sells tickets?
No.
You don't think he'll sell some.
But he's not going to be like selling out.
Okay, this one's mine.
I want to know what you guys think about this current event.
So a 23-old woman is suing Uber
because she was super drunk, got an Uber,
threw up in the Uber
and the Uber driver said screw this
you got to leave get out of the car
so she ended up getting out of the car
didn't have her phone or anything
two people offered to pick her up
there was a man and a woman
and then they took her apparently to
their place sexually assaulted her
and from that point on
she woke up in the morning was able to
escape and now she's suing
Uber because saying that the sexual
assault would have never happened if they didn't drop her off
but remember she was
so drunk as she threw up in the Uber car.
It's kind of tough to blame Uber, right?
Because she's when I got, well, you hire an Uber because you're hammered.
But then you threw up in his car.
That's the thing where I'm like, if you throw up in my car.
So in my opinion, the Uber, you throw up in his car, he kicks you out because it's his car.
And then his liability stops there.
Yes.
Because his job is to get you from point A, point B.
You kind of violated the contract by destroying his car thrown up.
you're too drunk so he goes get out after that he's off the hook we also don't know then she walks down
and then gets sexual assaulted she might have been belligerent and all that the Uber driver's like
I'm the doing I told you to drink and throw up like the thing you didn't get her from point to point
B I don't think his his life can't control society yeah because if he made her get out and then
she walked into traffic got hit by a car he's going to get convicted of murder yeah no yeah I don't
no.
Yeah, I don't see much happening from this.
Let's see.
The lawsuit alleged the man violently assaulted her numerous times and forced to take drugs.
That's the family that picked her up, right?
Yeah.
Family.
My Uber driver let me out for vomiting in the vehicle, yeah, which caused everything else to happen.
It's kind of on you, girl, taking no accountability.
That's the thing where it's tricky.
She left me there without my keys or my phone, so I wasn't sure what to do.
so does she leave the she must have been so fucked up she just forgot it there that's not on him
yeah are we are we are we he didn't have her phone because she was so drunk she left them
somewhere yeah she's taking no accountability but also are we buying this full story
because it says uh i was held i was threatened at nine point sexual assault in the next morning
thankfully i was able to escape out of the window yeah i'm um i'm kind of looking at everything like
this same especially because it's not like they held her with you know like tied her up to anything
they just like they had sex or something happened they took it to their own house which is not
like some you know random place she knows what's what the address is or she's the authorities
usually will investigate yeah they'll figure this out this won't be a cold case is that it chin
one more stay strong this one man you can do it
I'm hoping you guys can help me understand what this.
This is a Paralympic...
I'll tell you, before I even watch,
stronger than Brian Callan.
Hit it.
That's music, but here we go.
She's getting a grip on the bar.
She doesn't have a long ways to go.
Yeah, but here we go.
did she get it or not it
i just
go back
go back
man i wish i could
that was a lift
you'll see yeah
you got to really pay attention though
i mean i get shit from my short range on 225
but this is insane
i'll tell you when it happens
i'll tell you when it happens
but i guess for her that's full depth
all right ready
i wish i did show from
check it out
and then up but she's stoked world record man how much is 148 kilograms that's probably
like 270 something if that counts as a lift I can bench 600 pounds 320 she's so much
stronger than Brian but I mean Brian if you could Brian could just like this
not a chance not three not three hundred twenty five that's insane she did hold it up though
so that's pretty impressive yeah i don't like this podcast
shit podcast right here's here's some bodies for you bri i want to quit right now oh there we
yeah so 32 let rock lesson yeah he did wrestle mania or the fuck they do yeah whatever
yeah he's even more jacked at 48 and he's he's got to be natural
I don't like this park.
He's so big.
He's so big.
Jesus, he just looks like a real Viking.
Yeah, guys, that's going to be it.
Where are you going to be at, B?
I'm glad you asked, buddy.
I'll be in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Hell, yeah.
I'll probably go train and spar with John Jones and some other people.
Dude, get some green chili and hit up John.
I, John Jones and I talked on Instagram.
years ago no recently um really yeah he's like when are you going to be in albuquerque i was like i'll
let you know so john i'm going to be in albuquerque and hyenas october 3rd and 4th i'll show you that
bren has skeptical hippolysis i'll say the dn because he follows me like he'll he'll like
comment sometimes on certain that's dope yeah yeah he's awesome plan o texas november 21st 22nd i'm
also going to be somewhere else uh in november i'm going to be in three other places
hell yeah yeah forgot to tell you jay
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