The Fighter & The Kid - Texas is NUTS | TFATK Ep. 1092

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

The first episode at the new studio in Austin, Texas! The guys call Tim Kennedy to settle a bet and talk finally moving to Texas, working out in Texas, best restaurants in the area, coral snakes, bats, Casey and Chin's grappling match, Brendan's 20hr drive to get here, 50 thousand dollar nuts for Bryan and much more!Brunt - Just head to bruntworkwear.com and use code Fighter for $10 dollars OFFSimpliSafe - get 50% off their new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring and their first month free at https://simplisafe.com/fighterVivazen - Try Vivazen for free, must be (21+): https://dub.sh/FighterVivazenFREEProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscriptionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. We did it dude. We're here in Austin, Texas. Our first one in Austin. And we got a little makeshift studio. And I got something to say. It's different from here on out. Cause we're about to be, I mean we're a couple Texans now.

We're Texans. Yes sir. Literally everybody is not from Texas here. Everybody I've met here is not from Texas. Oh, my neighbor, he's the nicest guy, like drop, uh, bossy's tire was a little, uh, like flat. Yeah. And I was like, ah, I think I have one somewhere. And then I didn't ask him. I came back out and there's a pump outside the tire.

I'm like, you don't have to do that. Oh, that's so great. Yeah. You know, I wake up early. I was walking around there, but I was telling the guys in the shop show, I was walking around first. I, so I got to the shop and I'm like you have to do that. Oh, that's so great. Yeah, you know, I wake up early I was walk around there, but I was telling the guys in the shop show I was walking around first I so I got in on Thursday

Thursday night slept the first night at the house Friday morning We'll go at 5 and just like ran around the neighborhood like jogged around walked around with the dog I see one of the neighbors and I went morning. He goes it, it's going to be a morning, it's going to be a great day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought, the fuck, what you got going on, dog? What do you mean it's going to be a great day? I asked the guy how he was doing, he goes, he goes, ask me how I'm doing, watch this.

How you doing, man? Any better? And I couldn't take it. I was like, oh, hey, you got to calm down, brother. We got to calm down. Any better? And I couldn't take it. I'm like, hey, you gotta calm down, brother. We gotta calm down. Any better? And I couldn't take it. I'm like, damn, man. I always think something's up.

Well, there is something up. You're about to, you're feeling very, you're a little dicey with yourself here. Or that's just how they are. Well, there's a great way to look at life. You just go, what are you thankful for? It's so much better than it could be in every aspect of, there's always a problem in life.

There's always something going on that feels like it's hard to fix. But you can focus on that or you can focus on just how much you have. How much you have. Yeah, they're doing it. They're doing it. They're doing it.

Any better, man? Any better than I couldn't take it. Let's start using that. Let's start using that. Any better than I couldn't doing it. They're doing it. Any better, man? Any better than I couldn't take it. Let's start using that. Yeah. Let's start using that. Any better than I couldn't take it. Couldn't take it. I had a guy- It's going to be a great day.

I thought, what the fuck's he doing? Yeah, I knew a guy who wasn't doing well ever. And just very overweight. He taught stand-up comedy class. Hell yeah. Yeah. And wasn't much of a comic, it was great. And I would be like, how you doing?

He goes, very well, very well, having a lot of fun. Having a lot of fun. Every single time. And he knows that. I'm like, hey, I don't know what that means, but what are you talking about? Having a lot of fun. Very well, having a lot of fun.

Things are fantastic Well, I just do go. How you doing? I'm all right. I just leave it with that. I'm all right. Yeah There's yes, so by the way apologies to the the audience this thing is this new studio is so huge It's gonna be really echoey for a little bit, but we're gonna eventually fix it We'll get we'll uh, sound absorbers. We need to get stuff going. Real beast to get to this point. Real beast.

Yeah. Take, take down some walls. I'm very, I like this though. It feels very quiet. It feels very good. Industrial, shoppy, podcasty. Uh huh. Podcasty.

Real podcast. There's no Airwond across the street. No, that's, uh, the one thing about, that's the one thing about HOA or the thing about Texas is you go and drive. Well everything's 20 minutes away. Everything's 20 minutes away, sir. And it's 20 minutes. Yeah. Now I don't mind because it's driving.

It's just traffic is a nightmare. Now you're a car guy. Yeah. I'm going to need you to understand a couple of things. You need a place to cover your car because the weather isn't very cooperative here and sometimes it decides to hail golf ball size. Did that get you in trouble?

I'm not kidding. See, I came in after that. I was driving in, I got hit with, you know, like a deer turd size hail and it was actually kind of scary. And it fucked up the testy? It didn't fuck it up, but it was hitting it so hard. I was like, Jesus.

Oh my God, what are you gonna do? Where are we gonna find another one? It's not like you're in some old school hot rod where it's like, oh, what are we gonna do? All you do is go to test them. You got another white one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, still though, it's like, oh, what are we going to do? What the fuck am I going to do? How you do is go to Tessin. Yeah. You got another white one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, still though, it's kind of crazy.

Do you have, we have crazy bugs at the house. Oh yeah. We saw a tarantula on the sidewalk. Sure did. And you'll see turtles on the, on the, on, you'll see turtles. And the lake. Tortoises, no.

You'll see land tortoises. You're going to see, we found a coral snake in our pool four days ago. Coral snake. That's a problem. That's a problem. Well, that's not the poisonous one. That's a well it's got Cobra venom, sir. Can you look up if coral snakes are in Austin? Oh, yeah. It's always pet. No, it's got no, no, they're there. Because when we saw the tarantula tiger goes, that's somebody's pet, right? Nope. So we had a tarantula in our pool and they're big tarantulas. I don't mind a tarantula

I don't either but we have tarantulas scorpions are a big problem. We've had a few scorpions Yep, now we got rattlers and we got coral snakes now good news about coral snakes They're smaller, but they they they're hard to they're not gonna bite you necessarily if they do bite you. It's a big problem Texas coral stay off your found on the coast coral snake are found in Austin, Texas, surrounding areas that are venomous species. While they're not aggressive, it's important to know they identify as he, she. Okay.

All right. No, and they've got, they've got, I believe, if I remember, they've got the same venom that a cobra does. They're in the cobra family. It's a problem. It's a problem. What do they look like just so I can keep my peepers on?

They look like coral. They're very pretty snakes. See that? Beautiful snake. That's a gorgeous snake. Oh, what is it? But you see how small it's a little. Red to yellow, kill a fellow.

Black to red, suck them dead. Yeah, small little mouths though, little mouths. Still. No, you don't want to fuck around. That'd be a problem. That was in your pool? That was in my pool. Yeah, that's in my pool.

So. We haven't had any of those problems yet. Yeah. I don't want that problem. And we didn't see it, the pool guy said, text us and said there's a, yeah. I didn't find a proper. Red touches yellow, kill a fellow.

Red touches black, venom lack, huh? Red touches yellow, kill a fellow. Red touches black, venom lack. Red touches yellow, kill a fellow. Red touches black, venom lack. Wow. Hmm. Have you ever heard that? Yeah, because king snakes can have a different look. Yeah, and they're bitches. But that's red touches yellow, so now we got a problem.

Red touches yellow, touch a fellow. I'm glad I know that. How did you know that? I'm a snake guy. I didn't know you were a snake guy. What's somebody who studies reptiles? Herbologist. Herpetologist, like herpes.

Yep. Herpetologist. Herpetologist, heavy on the herp. Yeah. Heavy on the herp. Which I wanted to be when I was a kid and my father clipped those wings right quick. My father goes, I said I want to be a herpetologist.

My father goes, you say that now, but you won't be when you're older. I go, yes I will. He goes, nope, you won't, you'll see. By the way, my dad turned 85. I surprised him. What'd you do? Went to New York.

We all surprised him. Did you jump out of the closet, give him a heart attack? He just didn't expect me to be there. And he was like, you came here for my birthday? You went to New York? I was like, you're 85, dude. Yeah, I came here for your birthday. You went all the way to New York?

Yes. Wow. I was like, it's your 85th birthday, man. You should've jumped out, what a surprise. I know, made a speech, ate some steak. It was good. You were there this past weekend? Two weekends ago. Oh wow.

Yeah. We haven't seen each other in a hot second. This past weekend, I was in Oklahoma. I like Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't see each other in a hot second. This past week when I was in Oklahoma. I like Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't see each other in a hot second. I was looking at Airbnb. I couldn't wait to get out of there.

Couldn't wait. Why don't you make that emotional break? Well, I just wasn't in my house. I'm in somebody's Airbnb. I wasn't sleeping right. Yeah. Schedule was off. I went to a new gym today.

Probably not the gym for me. I need to find where the meatheads are at. I saw Gold's gym in the area. Some good gyms right there. Sometimes that works. Yeah, there's some meatheads. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find me. I need to find where the meatheads are at. Um, I saw a gold gym in the area.

Some good gyms. Sometimes that works. Yeah. That's a meathead. I'll find them. Yeah. I'll find them. I'm just going to keep jumping around, keep

jumping around. I would imagine you want a gym that's kind of close, right? I mean, what I went to today was downtown. Took me 30 minutes. Yeah. That'll add up though. Cause then you're gone for really two hours. I don't mind it. Yeah, I'd like one

closer. I did a little I did your workout yesterday. Which one I hit I hit bench, incline bench. That's not my workout. All right. Incline bench. Okay, that's not my workout. And then I did some deadlift. hex bar. Not my workout. I know. And then I did pull ups. And don't call it hex bar deadlifts, deadlifts, right? Well, it's a- Don't call it bitch lifts.

No, no, no, no, no, no, because no, no, and the hex bar is good though, right? What do you mean no? It doesn't do the same thing as- Why? Just do regular deadlift. I don't have a straight bar. I gotta get one.

What gym are you at? I'm at, no, I just at my house. Oh, waist time, okay. No, no, no. Yeah. No, no, what do you mean waste time? You don't have enough weights. Well, I got weights. You go up to what?

Daddy is not so strong when it comes to the bench. And let's be honest, Daddy's not that strong in general. But I thought me and Tim were both at Ways to Wells, getting work done. Yeah. I said, Brian works out with you, right? Yeah. or both that ways to Wells getting work done. And I said, Brian works out with you, right? Yeah.

I go, he's doing like you guys crazy work. He goes, you know. No, I am doing the crazy workout and I'm going to have words with Tim. He just goes, you know. I'm going to have words with Tim. And did he say that? Yeah.

I'm going to have some words with him. I loved him. The best. I love that guy. Well, he met my kids for the first time. and I said, guys, you know, Captain America, right? I go, that's the closest real. That is Captain America. Yeah. That's Spiderman, Captain America and his 10 year old son ain't too far away. His 10 year old son is a ridiculous athlete. Little beast at lacrosse. How do you realize hockey's hockey like so hockey lacrosse is thing.

No, no hockey is his thing. So his, he played, uh, he plays from 10. He's 10 years old plays up to 14 kid with the long hair. Yeah. Plays up to the 14 year old league and hockey in three games. He scored 17 goals. That's lacrosse B. No, no, it's hockey. Promise you it's lacrosse. I promise it's hot. Yeah. Well, I've talked to him every day, but I, I, I, I, I've seen the videos of him playing hockey. No, it's lacrosse, bud. You want to bet?

Cause you're going to be- Yeah. What do you want to bet? 100 bucks? Yeah. 100 bucks. Okay, call him live. All right. I mean, 17 goals is a lot for hockey. Let's see. It's weird. It's like I wasn't just with Tim talking to lacrosse for an hour. I was just with him too.

Yeah, I know, but you don't pay attention because it's not about you, right? Let's see here. All right, that's everything I got. Yes, hello. Tim, you're on the podcast right now. Hey Tim, your son plays lacrosse? No, your son is sport. Your son's sport is lacrosse and? And hockey, jujitsu and boxing.

Yes, but he's a standout in which sport besides which sport? The real standout. This weekend at the Texas Wild Card Tournament where they are now the 2033 state champions. He was the highest score scorer and the highest assist leader in the whole entire tournament. And what sport? And lacrosse.

Yes, but- Give me my fucking hundred dollars. Hold on, hold on, no, no. But also, didn't he- Hey, no, hold on, Tim, when he scored 17 goals, was that lacrosse you were telling me about? They kept saying it. No, that was hockey.

Thank you, thank you. I just won, I just hockey. Thank you. Thank you. I just won. I just won. You didn't though, because like you guys are trying to, you're bickering over like him being a standout. We do not specialize athletes before high school. That is, that is counterintuitive to the development of an athlete.

So I have a minimum two sport athlete rule. I like that. Yeah. Yes. But I was just saying that your son scored in a league that goes up to 14 He scored 17 goals in three games and and and my friend who's a know-it-all said it that's lacrosse But it's also lacrosse but hockey is this work. Yeah this weekend He scored 20 plus goals with 12 assists in one weekend That was my bet the better of lacrosse. That wasn't a bet.

The bet he plays lacrosse! No, no, no, no. I said, excuse me. Don't drag me into this. I love you both. I just said that he scored 17 goals in three games. And you said that's lacrosse, Brian. And I said it's hockey.

Tim, did he not score that many goals in lacrosse, too? And I said, it's hockey. Tim, did he not score that many goals in the first two? Hey, dude. Dude. He absolutely does. He absolutely does. Absolutely does. I don't care. Stop. You just lost the bet.

I didn't lose the bet. We're going to reveal this. Hey, Tim. Thank you. Yes, sir. See you tomorrow, maybe? Yes, sir. OK, bye bye.

Oh, hey, Chris Williamson. Hey, Brandon. What's up? Tomorrow, we're going to have an epic boxing workout. Cool, man. He's not going to have a good workout, Brandon. What's up? Tomorrow we're gonna have an epic boxing workouts. Cool, man. Have a good workout, man. We don't hit each other in the face. It's exercise for old middle aged men. Yeah, what you box we don't touch each other's face. Yeah, just move around. I don't even wear a mouthpiece. Like we do footwork.

We do head movement. But like if you walk out of there with a mark on you, we have we have messed up. Hey, excuse me. Tim, why did you? Why is that at 930? I'll be there. Now, Tim, why did you I hear through the grapevine that that Brendan said, Hey, Brian works out with you guys. And then you went? Yeah. And he goes, you guys have some pretty intense workouts. He goes, Yeah, he's out there. That's what you said. You. Why is it quiet on the other end right now? Huh? No, I did say that you do work out with us. And I also said that you're

sneaky athletic. So I'm talking about buddy. I appreciate that. I got both your backs and you're not gonna you're not gonna you're not gonna get me to Tim's appalled. He's a politician now. He's a politician. Hey, I'll vote for him. I'll vote for him. All right. Well, we love you We'll see you in a bit. I love you too. Bye. Bye Yeah, take a little break

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Yeah, he's very connected. He's very useful. Well, a guy named Donald Trump loves him, loves a fighter and a soldier. I'm sure. I mean, I'm not saying Tim said that. I've heard that Mr. Trump is. No, he wasn't even bragging.

He was talking about, he was like, hey, something like in June. He was talking to Brigham. And he was like, hey, I'm something like in June. He was talking to Brigham. He was like, hey, I got to go to the White House for this and this. I said, who the fuck pays for it? He said the way, yeah, he's there. I go, where do you stay?

He goes, I don't let anybody book my stuff because I don't want to have something over me. Yeah. He goes, so I come in, I don't tell him where I'm staying, so nobody knows. Yep. Different level, dog. Yeah, dude, he's always doing something.

You should. Fox with. You should go with him. The White House. So let's back up for a sec. Now I said, I said his son scored 17 goals in three games in hockey. You said, that's lacrosse. And you made a bet.

Give me my fucking $100. No, give me my $100. Hey Casey, hey Chin. Let's rewind the tape and listen to it. No, no, no, I believe you. I'm sure he scored 17 goals in hockey. Tim's story to me on Thursday. I didn't ask what his story to you was. Well, then why would I give a fuck?

I told you something and you said no, he didn't. No, I said no, that's lacrosse. Right. So Tim's story to me was lacrosse. So we're both. Hey, no, no. Hey, that's hockey. I know you would only got the money if he didn't score 17

goals in lacrosse. No, he scored 17 goals in hockey. But he also did lacrosse. So I was right. No, you weren't. You said to me, I was wrong. And you corrected me and said, I'm wrong about the sport. It's lacrosse.

That's what you said. Now, pay up. Nope. Because I said, no. No. You can't just say no. No. You can't just say no. This one's murky. What? It's that murky. Cause I said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no straight. Tim told me the same story. Tim, maybe Tim makes the

story. No, no, no, we just cleared it up. Now listen. This is an outrage. You're just, you know what you're doing? The election came in, the results are fine. And you're just going, nah, I won. Nah, mail in ballots. Just like that. You're just. just going, nah, I won. Nah, mail in ballots. Just like that, you're just. Murky. Dude, the people have spoken and now you're just,

you're calling. Kids scored 17 goals in lacrosse. You're calling it. It's murky. You know what it is? You know, I blame Tim. What? You can't blame somebody else, dude.

That's what it is. You can't blame somebody else. He scored 17 hockey in lacrosse. That's where it got twisted. Either way, his kid's a stud. He's 17 hockey and lacrosse. No. That's where it got twisted. Either way, his kid's a stud. He's a stud. Long hair. Long hair.

Tim's face, actually. He's got Tim's face, same intensity. It's ridiculous. I don't realize how big lacrosse is in Texas. All the kids play it. I guess, yeah. All the kids play it. In California, it's kind of big.

East Coast, obviously, it's always big. But here, I see all kids with lacrosse. You are a lacrosse player. Love lacrosse. Love it. Yeah. Love it. I don't know how big it is in Texas.

You played in college? Yep. All the kids play. Uh-oh. This is our first day here. Yeah, it's our first day. I just don't believe in first aid growing pains. No, me neither.

I hold everybody to the highest standard. I like to come in after doing no work. I want to thank you. And I'll tell you, poor Cheney can't find a place to live in Austin because there's no where to live. There's nowhere to live. There's nowhere to live. He only had three months to figure it out, man.

What else, buddy? I'm just enjoying, I am enjoying Texas. I'm enjoying the mothership. Yeah, the mothership a lot. And that's it's kind of inspiring. I was in Oklahoma city. Breast down. Yep. And then Tulsa, great clubs. Never been in Tulsa. Um, there's,

there are a lot of places in this country that you could live. Like you realize, you're like, you'd live in Tulsa. Well, Oklahoma city has a lot of oil wealth, right? So it's pretty nice. I have to say, I don't know if I could live there. Yeah. The only thing that would get to me is there's not a lot of water. Flat. Yeah. I saw the movie Twister.

They don't, but they don't, like when there's a tornado warning, everybody gets dead serious. I'll tell you what's no joke around, here's the thunder and lightning storms. Or the hail. The hail. I'm saying the hail, I haven't experienced that. But the thunder and lightning storms are no bitch.

No, no, the thunder and lightning is crazy. It's the hail. And they will tell you, you'll get a notice on your thing. They're like, shelter in place, you could die. They give you a heads up? Like, yeah, they'll tell you that it's life threatening. You're like, what? And it's on its way, like 10 minute warning?

It's, yeah, it's about 10 minutes. But it whips up right quick. It whips up and that sky goes black and that it starts to blow. And you're like, damn, what the hell is this? It's crazy. I'll tell you what that ride out here, that 20 hour drive, no punk. You drove out here 20 hours. Oh, me, Jane tiger, 20 hours. How long, how long were you driving at a stretch?

The first day on Saturday tiger 20 hours. How long how long were you driving at a stretch? the first day on Saturday 14 hours 14 hours left at 5 a.m. What did you drive my excursion with a pup? Wow, the pup had t t was cool. T's all about road trips But after about 10 he started to get some guests got him started a little stir a little stir. Yeah, you get a little stir. Started to throw up. Yeah, it's a little much. That's no joke. A lot of beef jerky, a lot of diet coke.

Yeah. Yeah, it'll get to you. 20 hours is a beast. 20 hours a beast. So 14 hours and then you just had six more hours to go. Wow. So where'd you, where'd you end up? You ended up in Texas after 14 hours?

We ended up like El Paso. Yeah. You don't realize how big fucking Texas is. It's massive. You can hunt on a ranch and you're like, I don't want to hunt a ranch, I want to hunt in the wild. It's like, no, this is the wild. This is a ranch that you would have to cover with a plane.

You're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. We went through some towns that were like Texas chainstall style, where if we down it gets weird yeah you want to have there's one shop some restaurant yeah weird it's it's it's the there's a Texas culture out there you know um you can go in Austin there's a there's a watering hole that everybody goes to a time I go they're all nude and shit. That's for the young. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Tax has got a lot of, if you're a man, a single man in his 30s, 20s and 30s. There's a spot. It's a good time. Downtown Austin. Just a lot of beautiful women. A lot of young people having a good old time. I gotta take boss to see the bats

and I ain't gonna pipe down about these damn bats. Yeah. But they only come out at like dusk. My son's a gear head just like you are. Yeah. My son is only interested in trucks and things that go fast. A lot of trucks around here.

So whether it's a helicopter, whether it's a motorcycle, Tim put my son on his electric motorcycle. He loved it. And my son kept saying, faster, faster. Loved it. Like, you know, it was crazy. He wants a dirt bike. He's already at it was crazy. He wants a dirt bike. He's already at three years old.

Get him a dirt bike. He can't stop talking about jet skis. Oh yeah, he said that. It's crazy. So. Yeah, I got to drive, see those stupid bats tonight. They just look like birds. I've never seen them.

You've never seen them? Never seen them when they come out. That bridge gets packed. Yeah, it does. Packed. And they all just fly out. Yeah, they're all staying there. Huh. Mexican, what're all staying there huh

Mexican what are they Mexican tree bats? They're Mexican bats. They're here illegally Mexican free-tailed bat free-tailed hmm Millions of bats emerged from the bridge evening each evening during the spring and summer. I'll go migrate Mexico you ever been over there and they have a big bat painted on the side of the bridge where they're all staying. That bridge gets packed. Really? I'm afraid it'll bring out my inner Batman. And then I'll go out and fight crime. That's what they look, that's what it looks like. So you see them, but they just like birds. I like a good bat, man. Yeah, bats are cool. That's wild, man. That's fake. See, that's what, that's what Boston's expecting. Yeah bats are cool. That's wild man That's see that's what that's what Boston's expecting Yeah, but that's not what we're gonna get is she look like a bunch of fucking crows are some cute little bats Yeah, like a nice bat nice clean bat now a bat apparently can hear somebody I have heard This is I want to see if this is bullshit Because somebody said it back in here.

Somebody swallow like a hundred meters away and I think that's not true. Are bats the ones that are blind? Yes, they use sonar echo location. Yeah. What can bats hear that humans can't let's hit that. How well can they hear most bats beyond human humans can hear? All right. That means nothing to me.

How sensitive is the bats hearing? Let me see. That's actually very impressive. If common member, I bet here's the lowest reason to any bat, even bats that don't echo, look at other mammals. I don't know what that means any bat, even bats that don't echolocate on other mammals. I don't know what that means. Hey, put what it says, why can't humans touch bats?

Go to that. Most bats do not have rabies. All human kind of bats should be avoided to prevent exposure. Just because some have them. You know, just in case bossy gets bit by a bat tonight. We went to the University of Texas baseball game yesterday. Really? Great.

Really? Great. Huh. And boys are hitting dingers. A little hot? No, no. Everyone keeps complaining about the heat. I like it.

I love the humidity, man. So this morning, especially in the morning, I feel so much better. My body feels better. My joints, everything feels better. Yeah. Way better. Yeah. Way better. Um, shout out to Beth.

What else is going on? Um, have you gotten to any restaurants here yet? I seem to keep going to the same, uh, steak houses. I got it. I've got barbecues where I'm talking. Salt Lake, Terry Black's was a little underwhelming to me. Right? I'm trying to hit on the business. It is good barbecue, but it's overrated. A little overrated. Rogan swears by it. I've been everywhere, man. Yeah. Truth Barbecue is the best. And

that's not here. That's in Houston, I think. Yeah. Pecan Lodge in Dallas, right there. Yeah. I haven't had- I think Terry Black's is so popular and crowded and there's such a line. I don't know, it's hard to- I'm out, I'm out. Yeah.

Like I would- I like it, I like it, but as far as the best I've ever had, Pecan Lodge Lounge or Lodge in Dallas and Truth Barbecue in Houston are the best. That's the best part. I've never the best barbecue I've never had in Austin. What did you have? People please send me recommendations. I have I have what do you mean? I have my barbecue baby.

Yeah. My barbecue baby. What do you mean? Just brisket and ribs. I get the same thing everywhere I go. So that's how you can just mix it up. There you go. Yeah. A lot of it might just have to do with the quality of the meat, all that stuff. I don't know. It notes. It's also the the rub they put on it. It's the barbecue sauce. A lot goes into it, man. Yeah. I'm fucking starving.

I know now I want some see how how far away. Pecan lodge. Salt Lake is from here. I think it's in Cedar Park, so it might be a ways. But it might not be. See if there's a Beehive barbecue right by me. It looked super old. I like places that look old. You know, they've been around there for a hot second. Yes. I heard Franklin's too. Salted here. Salt looks really good.

Everyone hears of a good barbecue place, right? I like Salt Lake. Go to where it's at though, Chin, right? I know. I said near Austin. Oh, well it says places right there. Go down there. Go down there.

Directions. Go down and see where that is. Yeah. How far away? 44 minutes. Too far. Way too far. Way too far.

I wonder if it shows this. Well, I can't show this. Yeah. I don't have our address, so. No, please don't. Yeah. So 40-ish minutes. And that's the closest one?

Yeah. The other ones are. That's okay. There's other ones. There's other ones. put best barbecue in Austin. What's it say? The locals need a DM us and let us know man I need to find some barbecue that competes with Houston and Dallas Terry Blacks Franklin there you go. I've heard a lot about Franklin's to Franklin go up to the map though

too. Go up to the map though. Scroll up. Go to that B cave barbecue for me. What's that? What's that? Four out of four? B cave? 4.4. You see it right there under B cave barbecue. Inside the maps or? It's on the map. It's on the far left. Thanks case. Family owned almond. Thanks, Keith. Family owned, I'm in. I'm in. All right. BK BBQ, dude. Okay. I'll take the family.

That sounds good. I'll get in that. Ooh, look at them wieners. Damn. Good sausages. Look at them wieners. I might have to get it. Is that close to here right now?

Yeah. It is? How about for the bet, I'll buy you lunch at B cave. There you go. I'll go to B cave with you. You can get a hundred dollars of wieners. You know what I mean? Just eat a bunch of fucking.

I'll shoot you like Cassidy. Daddy's going to go shoot himself an Axis deer or something. With a rifle. No you're not. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go do that. When? You know.

No you don't. At the same time I'm going to get a tattoo. Yeah. No, I was talking to Rogan about it. I want gonna go do that. When? You know, the same time I'm gonna get a tattoo. Yeah. No, I was talking to Rogan about it. I wanna go shoot something just for meat. Oh yeah, having a hard time finding meat? That's a train. That's a train? Yeah, there's a train that goes around.

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There was a terrorist attack in Colorado, right? Now terrorist is a loose term. It's just guys throwing cocktails. Guys threw a cocktail and very badly eight people like this is a rally for Gaza Yeah, he was protesting. I think they were pro they were trying to bring the hostages home and then he ended up

Burning a bunch of people. Yeah, man that they're gonna hostages home car suspect now charged with federal hate crime. He's fucked planned anti-semetic for a year Yeah, did did it take you a year to plan you just put together some Yeah, he's not probably the smartest person 16 16. That's a lot of liquor God, that's terrible. Did he kill anybody? He burned some people very badly And I saw the video. It's pretty awful. And does he think this- people are lying down, you know, they have to pour water on them and stuff. Jesus Christ. Terrible. Um, No, no, he killed somebody I think. It says no announced. Not announced. Booked on two counts of murder in the first degree.

Um, let me see. I don't think anybody's died though. Have they? Uh, this is CNN. Jen, go to something else. Let's get some real shit here. Huh? So weird. He applied for asylum. What's his name? BBC.

Yeah. He looks like he got burned. Yeah. He looks like he got burned. Yeah. Probably because he's been all over together and some ship splashed on him. Um, so unclear. And nobody died. Um, hold on. Let me see.

Let me see. Let me see. His name is Mohammed Sabri, Solomon. So he's probably from a Middle Eastern country. Not from here is all I know, am I right? Yeah. Wow, man. Yeah, not good. Granted a work permit by the Biden administration.

That tracks. Well, so typically, when you file for asylum and you say, I can't go back to my country, we give you a work visa so you don't become a ward of the state. So you can now work. You get a work permit. How many people?

No one died. Why does the headline say that? That's confusing? Eight injured though. It's a lot of people. Yeah. They caught him right there. Despite initial charges, police says no one has died. So he can't be charged with murder, attempted murder. Yeah. Go down.

He's going to be spending a lot of time in jail. Yeah. Yeah. You can't have that guy roaming the streets. His head's bandaged and shit. He got bunched up. What a weird, what a weird world, man. Bad guy. I mean. What else you got, Jen?

Was that one of your current events, Jen? You guys were just talking about it. Wow. How about me and Casey rolled last night? What do you mean? Jiu-Jitsu? We, I don't know. Yeah. I thought it was wrestling.

Casey made a Jiu-Jitsu, but Casey, what do you think happened? We were drinking some wine. Yeah. Yeah. Casey, Casey got the best of you. He got a little frisky. He got real tough, right? You know how chin gets tough?

Yep. He got tough on me and I was like, yeah, striking. I can't even reach you. I can't come within five feet of you. But if I get a hold of you, it's a problem. And he was like, no, it's not. It's not at all. I go, I got a crazy base, bro.

So we wrestled, we grappled. I went for a single. He got me down. I'm on my back. And then I went two on one, got his back, rear naked. Jesus. Just like that. I actually like, I heard myself, I heard myself like, I was like, I was like, what the, and I kept moving, trying to hold him. I heard it. And then suddenly I was like, what the? And I kept moving, trying to hold him. I heard a, and then suddenly I was like, going out, I was like, oh, that's happening. Casey's strong as hell, dude. Drunk Casey, don't fuck with him. Casey's very strong.

Drunk Casey, don't fuck with him. The fun thing about being a human being is that anybody who clamps on your neck, it's going to be a long day for you, or a very short day. Very short day. He said long. I think most guys. He said long.

Yeah, that's not. It's going to be a short day. But most guys. I think most guys. He said long. Yeah, that's not. It's gotta be a short day. But most guys walk around and they don't realize how vulnerable they are. Until you get a drunk Casey on your back. Yeah. But like, you know how most.

Why did you guys start wrestling though drunk? Casey wanted to. Because you were talking all tough. I don't think. I said, let's go. Let's move the coffee table. Let's see what happens. And we did. That's how you grew talking all tough. I said, let's go, let's move the coffee table. Let's see what happens. And we did.

That's how you grew up with brothers. You're super Texan right now. You're Texas. Look, I sorted them right out. He needed to get sorted out and I sorted them out. I'm sorry, you got a real twang there. Is that from? Casey and Cheney had a little dust up.

Yeah, we had a little dust up. Little dust up. Man. Got a little dusty in that Airbnb, didn't it? It did. And then when did the sex start? Happen hey come on shortly thereafter. I mean no that didn't take when you were wearing them like a backpack so Open up that peach cobbler my right boys

Speaking of which I heard you got red nuts is that oh, yeah. Oh, yeah our boy Cory Sandahagan said on podcast he made two million dollars in one month on OnlyFans just showing his nuts yeah and then you know my nuts are small from TRT so I'm like I'm probably gonna be a big moneymaker on there but you got those big grandfather nuts the problem is they're like a maroon they're a maroon so I gotta get red nuts no no no color I think just flesh is what they want or a dark base. I have a pretty dark base Let me see it. I Can show you my nuts But of course and hey, you made two bit million

Oh, I almost said a billion if you made that's so insane that he made that much I know do you think you could at least make a hundred? I would really like to 100 no Just put my my nuts on would you do it? I would but I don't think anybody wants to see you. For two mil? A 58 year old's nuts. I bet you'd at least, would you take 50 grand? Sure.

Show your nuts. I guarantee you'd make 50 grand. No. On only pants? Guarantee it, guarantee it. If I showed my nuts on only pants? What are you doing? He's about to show his nuts.

Oh no. No, they're good. They're good. I'm telling you guys, these nuts are good. If you're into nuts, dude, these are juicy nuts. Let's see these suckers. Are you serious right now? Look how big they are. Oh my god. Yeah, dude.

Wow. Hey, great nuts. Thanks. At least 50k nuts. They're like normal colored It's it's it's the trunk that holds the nuts are all like I think cuz they're so heavy there. They're like Those are big nuts, man Look those are big. I just as always like hanging out I was like I can't find jeans to fit.

That's the problem with my jeans. Don't you think, Alan, you can make some change with them? Yeah, I do now. I could do different things with these. Does your wife like those big nuts? Sure, I guess. But you're not, she's not like, get them nuts out.

No, she's not like nuts. See, if I was gay, I'd be like, get them nuts out, dog. Get them nuts out. Get them fucking nuts out, bro. Just put nuts out. Get them fucking nuts out, bro. Just put my nuts on. Get them nuts out, cow. You should like, we can dress them up. I guarantee we can make 50 grand doing this.

We should do stuff like put them on things and cow nuts. Yeah. Put them on, like display them. That ain't gonna be fucking hilarious. I'll do it. Holy crap. And they're not overly hairy, they're super veiny, huh? They're, yeah, I mean, they've been around. It's like he's got a cat on his lap or something.

These things have produced four children. You got a guinea pig there, dude. A shaved guinea pig for nuts. He's a good boy. He's a good boy? He's a good boy. Dude, he could make some money, right? Those are 100k nuts. Really? Yeah. Oh boy. Dude, he could make some money, right? Those are 100K nuts.

Really? Yeah. If Corey Santa Hay is getting the two mil and now he's a world class fighter, but you got better nuts, man. I got better nuts and I'm a comedian. Best nuts I know. I'm a comic.

Those are special nuts. Right? I didn't hype them up, right? No, if anyone ever sold it. I think we should do, but I could have like, we could do professional photographer and we could just do different like outfits and stuff. See, this is where you're bad at business.

So we don't want a professional, right? Cause then that's sad, that gets sad. It gets sad. Yeah, it gets sad. But I mean, I could be resting on there, on like, on steel. We can do that on our iPhones, dude. It's for, it's for OnlyFans. We don't want to go pro with it.

Cause then it gets gay. But you want portrait, you want portrait style. No, no, no, this. We don't want to go pro with it, because then it's gay. You want portrait, you want portrait style. No, no, no, that gets gay. Yeah? If you get too into it, then it's gay. I can hang them off a TV. That'd be fun.

You just do different things with them. You put your nuts in different positions. You know how many tickets you'd sell? A lot. Hey, Oklahoma, let's get nutty. Yeah. Boom, nuts. That'd be great.

That'd be great. And then I'm the guy who has an only fans page with my nuts That's the only thing but it's hilarious. That's 100k Yeah, I just feel like we could do 10% what Cory Sanhagen did. I Think we should try I don't see any downside It's just nuts. It's not your dick. So it's just nuts. Yeah, those aren't see any downside. It's just nuts. It's not your dick. It's just nuts.

Those aren't just any nuts. You know what I'm saying though. It's not just dick. Now if we want to do two mill, we're going to get the trunk out. That dick's good too. You got a dick on him. That's what Nick, my feature on my MC saw. They saw me in my underwear and they go, you got a dick? I do. I have a dick. He just, and it was a hot day, so he was heavy.

He was heavy. He was just sitting there. But your nuts are heavy no matter what. That's what I was trying to tell the boys earlier, man. Yeah, yeah. But he was just. I'm like your flavor, flavor of your dick. But the old trunk was just sitting there,

like I'll send you a picture sometimes on a hot day. Yeah, I'll take it. When he's hanging true. Yeah, yeah, my dick's bigger in Austin. That's the other thing I don't tell you about leaving LA. Your dick gets bigger. When the humidity and the heat. Because it's the moisture and it's hot,

my dick just like relaxed like all the time. I woke up with a boner this morning and I was tired. I don't know why. I was like, hey, what's going on with my boner? I bet most of your energy goes into your nuts. Probably. That's probably why my testosterone's high. Maybe because I have big nuts or something.

You have big nuts, man. Yeah. So when you were on TRT, your nuts shrink? My nuts are the size of two almonds right now. Is that right? And I don't give a fuck. Get them out. Nah.

Get them out. Get them out. Let me see your little fucking pea shooter nuts. Yeah, they're just too, you know, self-conscious. You don't know. It's just, you know, those candy almonds, those hard ones, that's what they look like. Really?

They shrink up, huh? Yeah, cause your body goes, cause your nuts are responsible for your testosterone. They go, guess we're not needed. Wow. I said, take a break boys. Been working hard for about 30 years. Yeah. I'll take it from

here and then we're just going to stop working out and they're small. Wow. But that's small price to pay man who needs big nuts? I like yours my mouth watering but dude who gives a fuck. I showed my nuts to Casey, Nick and our crew. I mean know, I was on TRT for a while and then I'm off it now. That's what nuts look like now. So that's what I was like, I forgot how big my nuts were before. So I asked them how big your nuts, let me know.

No, that's not what you said. How did I say it? In the group chat you said, guys, this is important and I'm serious. Send me a picture of all of your nuts. With no context? Why did you get off TRT? The telemedicine place I went to just stopped doing it.

But I saw his nuts, they're fine. I mean, they're no. I thought they were shrunken, and then they started growing back, but I don't know if it was the same size. Did you got an HCG to grow them back? I was taking HCG when I was on TRT. Yeah, those hurt my nuts hcg it hurts my

nuts yeah because it activates them really I think the pipes are all do you take on dusty what's hgd what is that it spikes your natural testosterone so it tells your test you start making it when you're on testosterone starts coming back I don't know if it's like an influx or whatever but I had like sharp pains in my nuts. Today's episode is sponsored by Viva Zen Sometimes when the day winds down your body still wired grabbing a drink isn't always the best solution if you want to stay sharp Viva Zens relax on wine shot is plant-based way to decompress using Kava, Gabba and other common herbs Without alcohol. I thought you said herbs. Yeah, you don't want to take a heavy sedative You'll get next day grogginess, alright?

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Let's see what's happening in the world. This episode's nuts. This episode is nuts. Ooh. Have you guys seen this video? This is in the Arctic. No. Terrifying moment, man drops gun

and escapes charging polar bear. What would you guys do in this situation? This is shocking to me. Shoot it in the face. I'll toss count's nuts to non while I run away yep check this out you see the polar bear look how close he gets to this guy Oh yeah, he jumped. He probably ran out of bullets. So that's the debate everyone's talking about. Would you drop your... let's say he still had bullets. I think he still did. So that may not have been... so my guess is that was a shotgun with a salt rock in it. I don't think it was a real, yeah, it may have been just a. I think he did the right thing. Cause cause who knows what kind of shot he is.

What do you, you gotta wait till the beer gets closer. Like he is my thing jumping. I mean, for sure. Hang onto the gun and shoot until you get to the fucking. That's what I would think too. But this is just like last second. He's you see this, man, I pulled over and give a fuck about that gun.

Look how close he got. Oh, it's so scary. What's wrong? You see this. Man, that polar bear didn't give a fuck about that gun. Look how close he got. Oh, it's so scary. Now, do you notice, so you notice how he has his, how he was able to go start it up really quickly? It's because you keep all your shit running in that weather because it's so cold that it'll actually.

You won't restart? Yeah, I won't restart. He's lucky that was a goal. Yeah, he's lucky, dude's lucky dude hey that thing can't run it that that polar bear get closer well that polar bear he's never in that much danger well you're talking about it looks like a young polar bear though it's not that big comparatively like you know I'm saying he's not a teenager yeah it looks like a teenage polar bear it's not a full-grown polar bear

Now the polar bears, what's that? Yeah, so the the polar bear is scared of the sound first. He'll eat you though He'll fucking eat you. Yeah, he is closer. You don't want to get bit by that thing. He's gonna do damage very quick God, yeah, be terrible. So if he grabs you you're gonna you're going you're in trouble There's a guy got tackled by a polar bear and the thing got on top of him and then they shoot him off, they scared him off, but like, I don't know, don't fuck around with polar bears. Polar bears are scary as hell. That's like, I had a guy who went to, fucking so scary, he goes to the North Pole,

he's dragging his thing to the North Pole. Dragging his thing? Yeah, his sled. Okay. And the thing about that is that you just have to shed weight. You have to leave stuff behind and you have to make these really calculated decisions because he wanted to break the world record and all that stuff. And he goes, should we bring the shotgun because we're going to be way up in North Pole?

And he's like, let's just bring it in case. There are no bears way up there. They get right up there and they see the biggest paw print of a polar bear they've ever seen. At one point he was so tired, he and his partner were so tired of the drag, and for whatever reason his partner just turns back to see what they're covering, and right behind them, 10 yards away, is a polar bear following them.

This female who was just stalking them. Starving. Yep, and he was like, you get the fucking gun. Shot the gun in the air and the polar bear took off. Ran off. But nighttime's the problem. When it's night. Can't see them.

Yeah, you know, they'll come through your fence. You have to set up a barricade so you can hear them. It's like, I don't know, dude. No thanks. All right, well this one's not new, but I just discovered it. Uh, this is a Barstow, a Barstow high school teacher that was arrested for having sex with a 16 year old student.

And she should go to prison. And then it's just, this one's just funny. Cause it says arrest this, the 16 year old too. Yeah. Yeah. That's six year old. Yeah. Have a little pride, bud.

I get it. It's slim pickings with Jesus Christ. You fuck Jay Leno, but she looks at it. Was it the 16 year old girl or a boy? That's a good question. I don't know. Boy, the way though, right? It was boy. Either way. Oh boy. Thanks.

Yeah. A hundred percent. Cause that's, that's an issue right there. Yeah, usually I'm all about it when the hot teacher fucks this dude. I'm like, I get it, man. Hair? Come on, have a little pride, bud. I wonder if it's a girl.

You know what, you wanna dig into it? Yeah. I do. What do you think? You think boy? Yeah, some boy, man. 51 year old teacher accused of having. Just a student. Underage. Girl.

Oh wow. Damn, Bri. How'd you know this? Because she looks lesbian. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, it does change things. this? Because she looks lesbian. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, it looks.

It does change things, yeah. Yeah, it looks like some kind of an emotional thing that went on, this whole thing. Sprite helping her out with her homework. Sprite struggled at reading. Yeah, boys are going to look at that and be like, nah. 16-year-old boys. Most 16-year-old boys are like, no, no, no.

Because you can't brag to your buddies that, I fucked Mrs. Well, also, you're not into that. That's why I was like,'s that looks like she there was a this emotional relationship and she's kind of helping her dot the eyes across the T's next thing you know you're sucking on tits well it's seen it happen a million times like it was some kind of a thing where it's all disgusting kissy touchy touchy

disgusting yeah yeah um interesting here's a sad thing about bad baby you know bad baby It's all disgusting. Disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Here's a sad thing about a bad baby. You know, bad baby. The cash me outside girl. Yeah. She was on a podcast recently and this is what she mentioned.

I'll show you right here. I'm a less dead end. Yeah, that's not there. But I like twice. Well, I don't know how many times you want to count it, but I mean. Who's molesting you? Well, I was molested by my mom's ex-boyfriend from three to six.

Why'd she have Mrs. Pat's haircut from Saturday Night Live? And then I had 30 year old boyfriends when I was 16. When I was 18. Where's haircut from Saturday Night Live. So that's, that's who? I'll show you a picture of you alone. She would catch my outside girl and then she made like $40 million in the month. Oh that girl, she's so much smaller than I thought. She needs to change her hair like now. So can I ask you a question? What are your thoughts on that?

I bet she got molested. She has so much drama. That's why she acts out the way she does. Yeah, so much trauma. And she makes poor life decisions, I'm sure. That's not surprising. That tracks. Is she also somebody who, is it possible she's also somebody who will do anything for attention and say anything for attention?

No, I bet she was molested, man. Yeah. Yeah, you see her enough, yeah. She has some major trauma, major trauma. I mean, she was on that show. Unfortunately. Yeah you see her enough. Yeah, I think she has major trauma major trauma I knew she was on that show Unfortunately, molestation of children is so much more prevalent than we can even imagine. Relationship with her mom Her relationships with her boyfriend's abusive relationship. Oh, she had all that baby daddy She had abusive relationship with the boyfriends too. Yeah, so she's reliving that trauma on her own terms

Yeah, but she I'm inclined to believe her cuz she's saying it in such a like like she's acting like she doesn't care and she's given years Yeah, she's like, yeah, I did, you know, it's like she's like one of it. She's like how many times you know I don't know she's not being dramatic about it. She's just saying It's like it's like when somebody says something like that. They just go. Yeah you go. Yeah, that's cuz dirt That's how she deals with it. That's why I think it's real. She's like, yeah, I am, unless it's not, whatever. By the way, she's a problem child, right?

She made something of herself. She doesn't have talent, but she made something of herself. She has tons of money. Yeah. Aggressive. Let's take another little break here, man, because this episode of The Fighter and the Kid is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

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it's not from like, it's like family members. Does that happen with you guys or not? No, man. It's almost always family. I hate to say yeah it's someone that the child knows and It's family or it's somebody very close. Well, this is it was it might have been the most viral tik-tok video It was a nurse and they said what's your number one? Like advice for parents and she's, I deal with traumatic, you know, adolescent stuff like that. She's like, the number one way kids get molested is sleepovers.

That's how I was about to say. So they go, so what's your advice? She goes, no sleepovers till they're 18. She goes, cause it's not, you might know the parents or the friend. You don't know the brother or the people. You know the creepy uncle who's standing there and happens to stay there.

Or their friend that comes over who's next door, like you can't control that. She goes, my kids would always fight me on it, but we don't allow sleepovers. So this prosecutor said the same thing. He said sleepovers are the number one way. And it's like, I always did sleepovers. I didn't know, I never, nothing happened. You got molested though, yeah?

No, I mean, you know, in camp. You're acting like a bad baby right now. But camp is also like a sleepover. What's that? Camp is also like a sleepover, but camp is still like a sleepover. But you know, yeah, I've never seen my kids at camp. But yeah, but there was always something, you know, baseball camp, my friends. Yeah, but I pick him up in an hour. He's not saying I can't live your life. You know, you're you're you communicate with your children.

You're there. What is that thing where they see if the dad is dangerous, they don't want any part of it? That's a huge deterrent. So I don't know, man, I think a lot of times too, if predators are looking for a child that doesn't have parents in their life or... The sleepovers you can't control, we don't allow sleepovers. This girl is classic, this girl. But with the sleepovers, you can't control it. We don't allow sleepovers.

This girl is classic. This girl is one of the most dangerous, the most dangerous threat to a child is the stepfather who comes in. Is the boyfriend or stepfather? That is the most statistically, the most dangerous man to any child. So if it's another man,

you know how lions come in and kill all the babies? The other thing? When a man comes in and it's not his child, it's a very dangerous situation for a child. What were you going to say, Chid? Oh no, no. He hit it on the head right there because I know a situation like that. And there was a woman on Instagram, and she put it on Instagram or something like that, social media where she found out, she was dating a guy, she had a 16 year old daughter. The guy had a camera in the shower and she takes the, you can hear her breathing, she takes it out

like that and she finds the camera in there. And she was just like, cause she must have seen it on his computer or something. What a weirdo. Like what are you going to do with that footage? Just whack off to her later? Sure. Weird. Yeah, to do with that footage?

Just whack off to her later? Sure. To the girl that's in your house who's your stepdaughter or whatever it is. People are so fucking dark. You don't realize, if you're a detective or you work in that business, if you said, no, it can't be the grandfather, they're like, oh it is the grandfather You're like what fucked up there are people that are so fucking evil and bad so monsters monsters exist

So that poor girl. Yeah, all right on a lighter note There's a restaurant That named its burgers like actual like office supplies so people can expense it if they're like a 1099 employee, you know, so check You know I'm saying Brian or no mini dry erase whiteboard wired earphones with mic USB wired mouse this rise It's funny. What do you mean? It's not it's not gonna help you that it's not gonna help a ton But I mean it's eating there every day maybe but yeah, but I think it's a cool idea. It's good marketing. That's what it is. Mm-hmm.

Did you want to talk about Brankus at all, Brian? John Brankus, yeah, my buddy, my friend who's a good friend of mine, I've known him many, many years, 30 years, I've known John. I've known John 30 years. I wrote a script with John. I did a movie with John. I did a couple of TV shows with John.

He's on Fodder and the Kid. Yeah, Fodder and the Kid. We were on his podcast. I was talking to John once a week. John had gone through some very, very hard times. He went through a divorce and it was a very messy one where he was estranged from his kids, unfortunately, and it weighed very heavy on him.

And I was kind of with him the whole time. And, you know, but the last time I talked to him was about two weeks ago. And unfortunately on Saturday, I think it was actually Friday night, he took his own life. I went to see him in Atlanta because we did something there together about-

Recently. Yeah, pretty recently. It was about a little, A few months ago? Yes, less than a year ago. And he was having a hard time, I remember, and we spent time together, but it's just a huge bummer because I have great memories of John. He was just an enthusiastic, great guy, smart guy, wrote a great book called

Inflection Point, had a great show called Sports Science and Fight Science, and he was just, he was tireless. And he had a great family. He was married for a long time. He had great kids and I don't know what happened, but it just ended up being, it's a very sad story. That's a bummer, man. Very sad story.

And he'll be missed by his mom, Rose, who I know, and his sister and his brother-in-law, who was his business partner, Mickey. And he was surrounded by people who tried to help him. But sometimes I think in life, you're not, I think sometimes people, I think mental illness is very real, man. And sometimes people, you can't help them, unfortunately.

You cannot help them. And it's just one of those huge bummers. Huh? What's that? Picture of my nuts. Picture of my nuts. What else you got, Jim, before you get too sad in here? All right. Once again, this is an older one, but I just discovered it. I thought it was hilarious too. So there's a man

that was... So you can see the headline, right? Missing drunk man spent hours helping a search party look for himself. So he disappeared with his friends. Right? Missing drunk man spent hours helping a search party look for himself. So he disappeared with his friends. The greatest thing ever. A missing man in Turkey. Actually, that's when you know you got to go drinking. When you're looking for yourself. You got to drink.

I'll be out here all night till we find this poor bastard. Yeah. His friends were all. You're right here. It's like when I was high and we lost the keys to the car and we were looking for them for four hours in Atlantic City. You guys?

No, I was smoking weed and I'm not a weed smoker. I was with Patty Jenkins and we're looking for the keys because we fucking dropped them in the sand. So good luck trying to find them in the sand. So we're looking everywhere for the sand. And we can't find them and then we're like, I don't know what we're going to do. And I sat down on the fucking curb

and Patty looked at me and she said, Brian, so what? She goes, what's in your hand? And I was like, oh the key. And I had been holding the key. You were high? Literally two hours, yeah, I was that high I was hot clutching them like this Yeah

That's I'm not a note of drugs kids. I'm not a weed smoker either and I remember Jelly roll had a concert in Anaheim He invited me to this bus and I you know, of course I'm gonna smoke weed with jelly roll Yeah smoked I don't remember anything and then my friends filmed me walking out of the bus and I was just like, a ghost. The jelly roll was fine. He doesn't get affected by any. Rogan's that way, Rogan get fucking high.

Rogan stopped drinking though. Like he totally stopped drinking, he looks great. I said, I saw him last week and I was like, do you lose weight? He goes the same weight, cause I just stopped drinking. Like I'm not puffy at all. I was like, damn. Welcome to the party.

Yeah. Nice. Yeah, same, I don't drink anymore. I just don't. Don't start jumping on my train, man. I still wake up puffy though. Everybody jumping on it now. But that's pretty much it.

Were you with me, like I didn't eat or drink anything. I woke up the other day and I looked like I'd been stung by a pack of bees. And everybody's like, yeah, my buddy Nick goes, you look awful. I looked like I'd been stung by a pack of bees. And everybody's like, yeah, my buddy Nick goes, you look awful. I'm like. Because you didn't drink or eat anything? I don't know what the fuck it was.

I was just like swollen in the face. You're so older. I don't know. Maybe I was allergic to something in the fucking hotel. Maybe all the swelling from your nuts went to your face. Might have been, yeah. Get all swollen sometimes. Little inflammation.

Yeah. What else you got, Jim? That's kind of pretty much it. I mean, I don't know if you guys even care about it. That's our Texas episode. I should have got some Texas current events. But that's LA one? No, no.

We're not going to do this. Yeah, please don't. Open containers are coming to LA. No, I don't give a flying fuck. Hey, fantastic. You going to miss LA a little bit give a flying fuck. Hey, fantastic. You going to miss LA a little bit though? Yeah.

Yeah. I'll miss the travel ball dads. You were there for a long time. Yeah, I won't miss any of that. Like the house, all that stuff I won't miss. Like the house we live in now, I woke up this morning like Casey saw it. I'm like, I can't believe this is my fucking house.

This is insane. Yeah. But I'll miss the travel ball dads and the baseball leagues and all that, yeah. saw it. I'm like, I can't believe this is my fucking house. This is insane. Yeah. But I'll miss the travel ball dads and the baseball leagues and all that. Yeah. But outside that, no, I miss Erwan right now. But yeah, cause I always go there for lunch. Yeah, it's good. I just need, it's like all new. So you like, yeah, we'll find our spot. We should find a spot 20 minutes away. Yeah. I remember everyone says that everyone's expensive and I finally started going with Casey and it's so freaking expensive. I couldn't.

But so good. It is. It's some of it's good, but it's still way overpriced. Yeah, but so good, Jen. Fine, dude. But it's so good. Well, I will be, I'm not doing any standup until July 5th. Oh, good for you. I'll be at the Brea doing any stand up until July 5th.

Oh, good for you. I'll be at the Brea. The Brea. You'll be around here. What's that? You're gonna be around town. Yes, sir. Drive fast all gas, giveaway still going on.

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