The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1028

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss how much money it would take if they ever got an "Indecent Proposal" offer, Brendan's old fighting days and how he misses the hang with the boys, UFC Paris, UFC 307, Brendan on P. Diddy, the new Will Ferrell documentary, current events around the wold and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. I mean, this guy can throw a ball. I'm talking football guys. Sorry.

You just came into one game. You just jumped in. You went to one game. Um, I was saying Jayden Daniels can throw a football. Yeah. I mean, I'm in the, uh, I love being in the box with, uh, I'm at the, you know, SoFi stadium, unbelievable. And I'm hanging out and there's a really nice guy,

I'm talking a really nice guy. Nice guy. Looks a little bit like me maybe, but you know. Wait, what were you, first of all, go two steps back. Who gave you the tickets to let you into the box? Oh, my very wealthy friend. My dear friend David. So he goes, hey, come by. So we go into the box. It'll ruin you because they have Nobu there. It'll ruin you. That you have such good food. The food's unbelievable. Tomahawk steak Tom Hawks steak yeah it's not normal and I'm also watching it from this box and it's just I'm so close to the field and it's just great yeah and and almost feel like you're in the movie Django though you're like looking down on these gladiators right you do a little bit I would agree with you on that especially

when I go to the guy next to me nice nice guy, I'm talking to him, nice guy, very pretty wife or girlfriend, and probably about my age, maybe a little thinner than me. Really thin? My less athletic brother, my less athletic, thinner brother, but similar look and all. And we're talking. And I said, do you have a team? And he goes, I have a team, not really, you know, but I do sort of. And I go, he goes, I like the commanders, you know, I like the 76ers, you know, and I go, oh yeah. And he goes, he goes, I go,

why? What, what, what? He goes, I mean, honestly, I own them. So I'm like, oh, okay. That's, well, that's what I'm doing. So now I'm in a box with a bunch of people where I'm like, and they're all great, but you wouldn't know it when you're talking to them. No. He's in jeans and a t-shirt, nice guy, but it's a whole different thing. Oh yeah. Then you talk to them.

Only the team? Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, oh okay. And super smart and cool and it's fine. And so you went to the Chargers versus Chiefs. I went to the Chargers versus Chiefs. I thought the Chargers, that SoFi Stadium was on, they would make a lot of noise when the Chargers did something right.

But there are a lot of Kansas Chiefs fans too. That's the problem with the Chargers moving from San Diego to here. Like I went to the Niners game there and it was all Niner fans. Like 90% of the arena was red. And they're loud. Oh yeah. Sinaz, you're mad at me because you think I. The Chargers are your team?

The Chargers are my team. Yeah. And a couple weeks ago we were having trouble like explaining football to you. Yeah. And then you end up in those seats. Yeah. With your stunning wife.

Yeah. Beautiful imagery. I will say about my wife, my wife couldn't look better. And all the billionaires. And the billionaires looking at it like. And the billionaires are looking at it like. You're not gonna buy her, right? They're all going, she had a kid five months. And all the billionaires. And the billionaires are looking at it like. And the billionaires are looking at it like. You all go buy her, right? They're all going.

She had a kid five months ago. What the fuck is going on? What are you doing? I go, I tie her behind a car and I make her run. Make her run. And she eats what I delve out. One crouton a day. She'll have a slivered almond and some arugula.

Now hear me out here. What if they're like, Ryan, your wife is delicious. I own every player you see out there. I will give you two billion dollars for one night with your wife. Two billion? Two billion. To them, that's not.

That's so silly, because my wife would be, my wife would push me out of the way. Yes. Give me a realistic number. It's gonna be a rough night, buddy. Give me a realistic number. It ain't, it ain't. I'll jump in there myself.

Hey, that billionaire's gonna whisper in your ear, I'm not your king, and it's gonna get weird. Hey, listen, it's two billion dollars, bro I'm given if you take my left hand on one mill one mill one mill You do for one bill one mill tax-free. Yeah tax-free goes right into my bank cash Let me tell you something right now one. No, you do it. Hey right now. I cash. Let me tell you something right now. One million. Let me tell you right now. I would say that 99% of the women out there, not the men, the women, my wife, everybody would be like, wait a minute, what do you want me to do? Bang this billionaire for the

night? Get out of the way you pussy. Oh wow. I'm going to get a billion and that's for my kids. And, and, and that doesn't make- It's some cuck behavior right now. It's not cuck behavior. It's a million dollars tax free, bro. A million? You wouldn't do it for a million tax free? No, absolutely not. You're a bitch, huh?

No. What are you, all territorial? You're such a bitch. No. It's a million fucking dollars tax free, bro. Yeah, it's- Compounding the interest. We got, in seven years, we probably got two million.

Another seven, you got four. What the fuck are you talking about your Kids are set for life. Okay, something else you know, not off a milder if you put it in in an S&P 500 You can just keep doubling your money. What are you talking about? I thought for sure you turned down my mill, huh? I thought for sure you turned out a mill bro. What is wrong with you? Did you get any of those vibes? It was is there any no no No, but you know those of those vibes? Is there any? No, no, no, no. Nothing? No, but... You know those elite get weird, man.

Yeah, well, so... What's funny is... Was Diddy there? He was not there. These were good... Both these... The people I was in that box were with... Have no problem getting women.

They're not bad looking men. Well, they're billionaires. And they're billionaires. And they're also cool. And they can be warlocks. But these guys in particular are not. Like my one buddy played D1 tennis in college all four years.

You know, he's not, he's 6'4". You know, he's doing just fine. There is a guy, I remember, long time ago, I never forgot this, a woman was married to a man and he was very wealthy and he was very short. And she said, and she was drunk, and she said something like, or exactly like, yeah, it's great. I just can't bear to have him touch me. And I went, I was like, that's your husband.

He's got to, yeah. And that's what's going on. And have kids? That you have all, yeah. You've got all that money. You got all that money. Because when kids grow up in a non-loving home, they think that's how relationships work.

All that money. I hope it was worth it because you can't stand to be. Oh, the answer is no. Touched. Touched. No, you want to throw up because the thought of him touching you. Touching. He said to my other buddy one time, he got divorced, and he said, when did you know it

was over? And the guy, I didn't know him very well, he goes, when did I know it was over? When I couldn't bear to be touched by my wife. When I couldn't bear to have her touch me. It's over. We were laughing so hard. It's over. It's over.

It's over. It's over. So yeah, you can have a lot. I think it's weird the couples that even- Nothing. I think it's weird the couples, you know, I'm around couples all the time that call each other by their first name. What do you mean? Like, Steven, get over here.

You know, instead of like babe or boo or whatever. I call my, my wife, babe and my son who's two and a half is like, babe, babe. Cause you're always saying it. Always. It's weird when it's like that formal, like Anthony get over here. I also think so it's like for, for a man like yourself, especially, but my, me too. You know, is like when you're a man and a woman finds you physically desirable,

when you get older and maybe that's gonna change, but if you have an experience where a woman is attracted to you, where you get a girl because you're attractive to her, and you've never had that, and then you had to make money to get it. That's where school shooters come from. That's tough, it's tough. and then you had to make money to get that's where school shooters come That's tough. It's tough or if they don't become billionaires. That's where they're on red no matter how much money you have

It's like my dad's friend. He said I went to my high school reunion. I bought this amazing Porsche Just how to go he goes. I realized I was a nerd in the Porsche Yeah, because I'm still a nerd. Yeah after all this all good just accept it but Yeah. Because I'm still a nerd. Yeah. After all this time. It felt good. It just accepted. But, um. But I saw this baseball player, Donaldson. He was doing this, you know, he's a stun, all-star. Yeah.

And he was like, they're like, man, your technique's flawless. And he's like, yeah, I grew up a nerd. I didn't have any friends. I had a stutter. I was always shy. So all I did is get better at baseball. He's like, I thought it'd make me cool. And he's like, and then, uh, he was like, my that's him. He's like then my brother, he's like, my older brother's my best friend. He's like my older brother's my best friend.

And then I realized That he's everybody's best friend and I thought fuck this world and i'm just gonna get good at baseball And he's one of the very best. Holy shit.. He's like I realized my that's my brother's personality Everyone he meets thinks they're his best friend and I was like, you know, you know what my mom said double down on baseball You know what my mom said? so I didn't realize is I I felt bad my mom came to visit and My mom goes to bed early and I knew my wife is gonna get barely with the kids I knew they were going to bed Saturday night. I came back from the wedding. I hung out from 1 until 8 38 o'clock with them and then

My boy Frank Grillo and Fabrizio. Oh, yeah. I love yes the best. He's killing it. He's not Tulsa King No, he's on the third season. Yeah, the new season comes out think, this week. Yeah, and it's gonna be sick. So Frank is, you know, he's killing it. Frank's one of my top five favorite people. Killing it. Love him. Yeah, and he's the best. So me and, I should, I didn't invite you, but I know you won't make the drive.

It's me, Frank, and Fabrizio, and we're at Via Veneto. And we had such a laugh and such good food, blah, blah, blah, because Fabrizio's in town. Blah, blah, blah. But myrizio's in town, blah, blah, blah. But my mother says, she goes, it's incredible. I come here, I spent a thousand dollars to come here, and you're going to dinner. And I was like, but you go to bed.

I thought you were going to bed, as usual. She goes, I'm not, I'm staying up. So I felt bad, and then she told a story to my wife. She goes, you know, it's always par for the course. We take an Uber, I take an Uber with him so I can spend time with him, and he's talking to the Uber driver the whole time about exercise and nutrition and ignoring me.

And I felt so bad. I'm like, I didn't realize I'd do that. And my wife said, oh yeah, Brian will always choose an Uber driver over you. Over family. And I'm like, damn. That's just your personality. Yeah, but that's not good.

I just, I don't know. It's just that's you, dude. Well no, it's not so. It just, I don't know. It's just you, that's you, dude. Well, no, it's not so. It's all good, but you're old enough where you can make a change. Yeah. Yeah. But you're not any different. We have to talk. Yeah, I am.

No, but I mean. I'm different. I'm saying, there's a limit to what you can talk about. That's all. You zone out real quick, dude. No, not if I'm interested. No, I know if you're interested, it's got to be something you're interested in. Yeah, but but but my, my, I have a good relationship with my dad and mom. They

know what I'm interested in. They know what they're interested in. So we have a lot, especially because I don't see, you probably see your mom when I see my mom. So when we see each other, it's so much to catch up on. But by the way, I spent all day with my mom. So it so when we see each other so much to catch up on but by the way I spent all day with my mom so it's a little bit over I spent all day with her and everybody I like I spent from one until eight Straight. Yeah, that's a lot of time. Yeah, and not on my phone but focused with everybody. You could have with gone dinner though Piece of shit You go with you. She me even. Nah, I get it. I don't get a passer. Yeah, I get it. I get it, dude.

I just wanted to see, I want to say, I don't get to hang out anymore. I never get to hang out. Never. That was Josh Thompson and big John and they're talking about finding like, do you miss it? And I was like, I miss the hang. I don't miss competing. I miss the hang with the boys all the time. Like you all have seen it.

I miss the hang. I miss the hang. I miss the hang. I miss the hang. I miss the hang. I miss the hang. I miss the it? And I was like, I miss the hang. I don't miss competing. I miss the hang with the boys all the time. Like you all have a similar goal. I miss that. Other than that, I don't miss it. Well, you like me, I fucked up this week. I forget that's all. You take your own site real quiet.

My girl was like, I was like, well, yeah. I mean, tiger had a double header back to back. We got there 8 30 AM. We didn't leave till three. And then it's buddy, I was like, I was like, well, yeah. I mean, Tiger had a double header back to back. We got there 8 30 AM. We didn't leave till three and then it's buddy on the team at a birthday party at home at six. This is my brother-in-law. So I was like, all right, with soccer.

I fucked up. I fucked up though. I had to apologize to Tiger cause I don't sit with the other dads and moms behind the, you know, like around the dugout or behind where the batters hit. Cause I yell, you know, I'm too dugout or behind where the batters hit, because I yell, you know, I'm too passionate, and I get excited, so, you know, I don't want to put more pressure on Tiger when he sees me.

And the ump was like making bad calls, and I was getting flustered, and then Tiger made a mistake, and I just yelled out, fuck! Dude, I didn't mean to. That's why I don't sit there. And then Tiger even turned around, he's playing catcher, turned around, then everyone was looking at me, I was like,

I was like, oh man. You're becoming a trophy dad without even realizing. It was even, no, it's just, I was just aggravated. I watched my sister. But I just looked at, and Joe was like, dude. I was like, I know, and I looked at the parents, my bad, I even looked at the coaches like, that's not me, I'm gonna go over here. That's why I can't have nice things.

I'm gonna go over here, I'm gonna be in left field, that's why I can't have nice things. I'm gonna go over here, I'm gonna be in left field, that's why I don't sit with anybody. I'm so bad, and then I apologize to Tiger, I was like, dude, that's on me. I embarrassed you, that's why I'm so sorry. He was like, oh, it's okay, I can tell you, he was like kind of embarrassed. Then yaks won, and I was like, dude,

you know my favorite part of the day? I completely fucked you mentally, dude. Like your dad doing that's not good, and you were able to put it to the side and still perform so good you tell you is a little embarrassed I ended up yeah, I literally did the most innocent thing my daughter's playing tennis I'm at her tournament the ball is out the girl calls it in and I go that was out and I got the my ex and my and the other they were like you can't do that you don't do that You're not allowed to do that. You can't talk. You just said it's out. And I got, my ex and the other, they were like, you can't do that, you don't do that,

you're not allowed to do that, you can't talk. You just said it's out? You can't do that. Or were you mad? Yeah, I was mad, I was like, that's out! What are we talking about? And I got lambasted. I know, it's tough.

Also, it's tennis, everybody calm down. Made me laugh though, he made a mistake, this ball. Something happened, it was foul, he fouls, he made He made a mistake. This ball, something happened. It was, it was foul. He thought it was going to be foul. He called a dead ball. He called the play dead, but we scored. He's like, ah, no, no, no, no. I called it. I made a mistake. I thought it was going to go foul. It didn't, but I called it dead. The runners got to go back. And he took like three runs off the board and we lost by like four. He's like, so we got, we got to go back and I'm right there sitting there

our coach like, dude, you can't do that. And he's like, ah, yeah, I made a mistake. He goes, no, I don't care, man. It's the game of baseball. Like that's a live ball. You called it foul. You know, it was live. And he goes, yeah, I don't tell you, man. I made a mistake. What happened again? So the coach goes, wait, it was, so he called it foul, but it was a live ball. Yeah. And so we scored, we scored three runs and he coach goes, wait, it was so he called a foul, but it was a live ball Yeah, and so we scored we scored three runs and he's like, yeah, they go back. I made mistakes Oh because it was a foul. Yeah, he said I shouldn't do that. And then the coach like we took three runs from us This is my favorite, but this was like over respect and that you could tell the ref you tatted right?

Just some dude like my age and he's like, I know I know I'm a mistake and they keep Like Baker and he goes, all right fill out'm in mistake, and they keep like bickering, and he goes, all right, fill out a form and put a complaint in the box. I went, oh, dude, you won me over. You got me, dude. You win. I went, oh, I like this guy.

He goes, all right, enough, enough, I made a mistake. Fill out a form and put it in the complaint box. I went, oh, man, good for you, dude. Yeah, that's part of it. He goes, look, I'll get back to you. By the way, that's part of what's great about sports. You learn that that's life sometimes. Sometimes shit happens where you're like,

it just doesn't go your way. Somebody else is fucking saying something. And I'll find myself being upset, I'll have some things to say, and then I check myself, I'm like, they're eight. Eight. Who gives a shit? Correct.

Correct. And I posted this thing on my Instagram, you can bring it up, Chin. This guy goes, what's it, you know, he's talking about winning and losing. He goes, anybody tells you that it's just for fun and when does it matter? If your dad tells you that, he's a loser.

So I posted that, right? Because everyone's like, yeah, it's not about winning, which drives me a little nuts. I'm like, sports is about winning, but it's also about having fun. So the guy that somehow We have a mutual friend heats in group text the guy who did this you play it and then I'll tell you the story There's the one right? Yeah turn Yeah

No, I don't know but I do know There's winners And there's losers. They said oh it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, just as long as you have fun. Well, I hate to say it, your dad's a loser. There's two types of... Hate to say it. So yes and no, right?

Because I posted that, because there's a common theme, especially around travel ball, where it's like, it's not about winning or losing, it's just about getting better, having fun. Yes, they're right, there's that. I just don't want my son to just accept losing. Like, the goal is to win, but also, if you're not heading in the winning direction,

we got a problem. However, this guy got in contact with me, he was like, dude, I've been a coach for like 20 years. That, it is about fun. He's like, it can't be just about winning. And he goes, I've talked to numerous travel ball dads. The number one thing they all say is I wish we didn't care so much and get caught up on the winning and losing and just enjoyed the journey. Cause when it's over,

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Yeah, he's right. It's just that you should be trying to win. Every time. And I think when you have that mindset, you are gonna have more fun when you're winning. That's right. And you learn more. Winning's fun, yeah. And also, when you have that mindset, you are going to have more fun when you're winning. And you learn more. And also, when you reach to win, when you reach to hit the mark, you're going to get the most out of yourself.

If you're going out there, I don't think you get anything out of it. The goal should be to win. And if you learn as you're trying to win and whatever, you made some mistakes and you lost, all right, okay, cool, you learn. Did you have fun? Right? You made some mistakes and you lost. All right. Okay, cool. You learned. Did you have fun, right? I've never done anything in my fucking life whether it was acting or Wrestling or fucking stand up where I wasn't trying to be better than everybody in a way or like just at least

Be the person people are talking about that message is tough because they are eight so you want to have fun But it's also like winnings fun and the I know you just don't want to get in a losing mentality Right where they're like, that's not a big deal. I'm like it is though. We put a lot of time into this Also, and you want you're so want to make yourself proud. What do you get out of that? Yeah, you what you get out of stretching and trying to win It doesn't mean that when you lose that your whole day's ruined and everything's terrible It means you live to fight another day Yeah

But you want to fight another day in a direction, in a very specific direction. The problem with saying that it's just for fun is there's no direction. Your direction should be to win. Every time. Right. And that is a value you take with you in your life. The whole point, most of those kids are not going to play professional. I think that message is more for parents because a lot of the dads get so upset because we're not winning all the games Yeah, it's like hold on dude. You're right You got it You got to give them some time to get better and then in two years if they're still losing by fucking 25 runs

Then you got a problem But right now as long as they're learning the game having fun competing and trying to win if they lose it's all good Now if they lose every game we, that's coaching, right? But everything is that way. Like my son and I, we drill, we go over moves. Like he'll learn moves in Jiu-Jitsu and then we go over them. So then they become second nature. So my son's become like quite the triangle expert, because he's got really long legs.

And in the beginning, he was getting tapped and losing all the time. And I was like, look, dude, that doesn't matter. What we do is every single day, we increment now. Now he's catching everybody with these triangles. Now we're going to move to arm bar, but like you're trying to win. You're always trying. Yeah. You know? So, but I agree that- But the parents can get caught up in the like, oh, this program, I'm going to jump over here. I'm like, chill out. Whatever problem you have at this travel ball team, you're going to carry that problem over here. And by the way, how many kids who are in travel ball actually make

it to the major leagues? Not many, but yeah, the dads, if you talk to any dad who's gone through the travel ball, they're like, dude, I'm telling you, don't get caught up in wins and losses, make sure you celebrate the wins, you know, and it's all about the journey. Yeah. So when you lose 26 to one, you're like, oh man, this journey's tough. When you have an adult on the other team.

They won yesterday though. Yeah. They came back. Good. So you didn't have a great game. It's all right. Yeah, you went two for three in the second game, had two bombs, but his pitch was a little off. Oh man.

That's probably why I yelled at the ref. Yeah. He's eight. Remind yourself. yelled at the ref. Yeah, he's eight. Remind yourself. Oh, I did. Well, that's why I can't sit with the parents. Well, remember what you said, B, it's like when T was like, if I play well, can we go to Shake Shack?

And you were like, as long as you put your effort in. As long as you were out hustling. That's all I care about. That's all you care about, right? That's all I care about. If you lose, but you know you out hustled everyone. We're good. Yep, baseball's pretty individual, too.

Baseball, that's the thing about baseball, baseball's pretty individual. Are you a Char that's the thing about baseball, it's pretty individual. Are you a Chargers fan? I am a Chargers fan. I don't want to bring it up again. I told you in that group text, if they lose, I'm blaming you. Sinaz, you're not a baseball fan. I'm not a huge baseball fan.

Man, it's fun when you get into it though. I never grew up, like I liked the Cubs growing up, but especially in the Octobers here, like playoff ball, it's great, man. I'll take Tiger and Bossy to the wild card game in San Diego on Thursday. Well, I'm an angels fan, so that's why I'm not a big fan. What happened with the Bills? They looked so damn good, and then they got slaughtered.

Any given Sunday, that's all I can explain. That's it. NFL. Really. Think about my Broncos. Two and two. Well, your coach needs to stop wearing a visor and be an adult. You get caught up on this visor.

He's one of the greatest coaches ever. You get caught up on this visor. He's one of the greatest coaches ever. You say that, but a lot of people don't agree with you. Well, he's a bit of a cheater. You're not cheating. You're not trying, especially the pro level. What's Belichick? Oh no, he's the worst cheater of all time.

But he's also the greatest coach of all time. Yeah. I mean, my issue with Peyton is Sean Peyton is just, I didn't like the way he was treating Russell Wilson. It's just not a good look. Oh, Russell's a bitch. He's also the greatest coach of all time. Yeah. I mean my issue with Peyton is Sean Peyton is just I didn't like the way He was treating Russell Wilson. It's just not a good look. Oh Russell's a bitch. You can't take Russell He's such a bitch. You know the stories about Russell at that no, oh my god, dude He had his own parking spot had his own parking spot for his wife Didn't watch film with the with the team would have his own room. Like he was a complete disaster

I get a close friend who was a coach on that team. He was that disaster. Yeah. Worst leader that you've ever seen. Really complete diva. Fuck that. Yeah. Got paid all the money would outcast himself from the team. So all of them were like, fuck this dude. They started playing bad. Like, hold up. We have to park all the way back here. So your wife can park here. You ain't even playing well. Yeah yeah and that's why pain came in was like this is over you're backing with the rest of the quarterbacks you're just another guy that's why he left really yeah where is he now Pittsburgh you

injured no he said a horrible contract yes leave minimum just to play with this dealers I thought he signed Justin Fields with the Broncos he signed a big contract okay so it's here works one of the worst deals they've ever signed and minimum just to play with his dealers. I thought he signed Justin Fields. But before that he signed a huge deal. With the Broncos he signed a big contract. Okay. So it's one of the worst deals they've ever signed. And they, and they kicked him out of there. Yeah. They let him, they let him go to Pittsburgh.

And now he's injured. He's injured and Justin Fields is starting playing pretty well. Wow. Yeah. That's what happens. Isn't it? Yeah. I'm so glad you got to see Justin Herbert though.

Jaden Daniels is like, I don't know what it is about that guy. I'm talking about him a lot, but the way he throws that ball, got to see Justin Herbert though. Jaden Daniels is like, I don't know what it is about that guy. I'm talking about him a lot. But the way he throws that ball, it looks like he's doing this. Look. Like, it looks like he's so strong. So he did an LSU. There you go.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's so crazy. Yeah, Washington got one there. Damn, bro. Skinny, but he must be strong like an ant. I don't know. I was so impressed.

Speed everything. Um. You know you won the Heisman right? Like stuck. Okay. I don't know anything about that. I'm what? Yeah he's not. I watched him twice. He's got some seventh round pick.

I watched him twice. I'm like oh my god he's good. He was the number two pick in the draft. Caleb Williams is number one, he's number two. He won the Heisman from LSU, dude. So here I am, like, this guy's really good, thinking I found somebody. Oh, no. I just thought I found.

He's a rookie starting. I literally just thought I found some guy nobody's talking about. Oh, no, no, no. He's a big deal, man. Fuck. Yeah, number two draft. So good.

Yeah, pretty good. I got most of my pick-ems right yesterday. The Broncos Jets one I did not get though. What was the score? 10 to 9? 10 to 9. My boy Rogers did not play, I mean, no touchdowns is rare for him. Yeah.

Yeah, they said, I watched some of that where they were, the Salé, the coach said there's a cadence problem where Aaron Rogers is so good. Salé? Salé? They're cheating. Robert Salé. there's a cadence problem where Aaron Rodgers is so good. What did you call him? Saleh, Saleh. Robert Saleh. Saleh is the way you say it in Lebanese. Stop it, Brian. He's Lebanese. Stop it.

I think he's Lebanese or Iraqi. American. Saleh. He says Saleh. But he speaks Arabic fluently. He's a big boy, but he was saying that Aaron Rodgers is right now too experienced and too good for his team So that would be the idea that was the that was the implication. They'll get it. It's early right now There's no like outstanding team. Yeah, he was a chiefs on a few they're not outstanding

What's going on with the fucking with the Eagles? Hey, you're football kind of annoying. I know I love it Hey, I got this underdog pick, Jaden Daniels. Keep an eye on him. Number two pick in the draft. He's been all the hype, dude. God damn it. So good. He's pretty good.

He has ways to go. He has some promise, though. Well, ain't that the NFL until they figure you out, right? Who knows? Well, we'll see. But I'll tell you watching watching your boy Herbert in my homes like he just gets it done. He just gets it done. He does whatever he has to. If he stays healthy like Brandon says I mean. I mean he's already he's already in the conversation. I give the Chargers three years and they'll be a Super Bowl contending team.

They could be, yeah, if they get the right tools around them. Herbert has nothing. No. They lost Eckler, who's a Colorado boy. Tonight's Titans, Dolphins, and then Seahawks, Lions. Dolphins. I have Tyree Kill on my fantasy team. I don't know what's happening anymore, Brendan.

I don't really watch NFL. I see the highlights. I'm not, I don't get into it. Well, Dolphins have their third string quarterback or something, right? I like college. Yeah? I don't watch any college. See you, Buffs dominated.

I can't get involved in college. I just, I don't have the background. Oh, college is the move. You don't have the background in NFL either, Bubba. Well, I did watch a lot of NFL football back in the day like to the point where I got you know Like direct TV because I did get obsessed with it for about six years seven years where I watched nothing But all the time. I just loved it. I love the game. No, yeah, I love watch I don't know the game though like in those six seven years

I I don't know like, you know when I see Chris Collins worth who can isolate and he goes Yeah, I think that's holding or he's he sees shit I would never see. I'm only looking at the ball. I don't know anything about the strategy. I don't, you know, you can watch football like I do and you're not going to know. Did you watch in the UFC? Yeah.

I watched all his fights. Oh man. Yeah. I watched all his fights. Um, our boys, St. Denis got, yeah, man, he got caught in and he got just pounded and didn't get caught. That first round was 10, eight wrapped up and he just got boom, boom. He got caught in and he got just pounded didn't get caught that first round was 10-8

Yeah, you know wrapped up and he just got boom boom caught though He got his ass right then he won the second round, but then it's too we kind of got that fucking shoulder thing, huh? Yeah, impressive that that imma vav guy is I was really thinking that maybe Brennan Allen would be I don't know the first round. He looked good at Brennan Allen a little off He well, I mean again, then he couldn't get him down the second third I don't know what he was doing. The game plan was horrible. He was diving in grabbing on the line like a stain. I know it was horrible I don't know what you're doing. I love Brennan made no sense. He looks like he's a he's an athlete He's get gets better and better, but I just didn't see it. Brennan is a stud. But he but it was almost like

Why are you not standing and banging now Imovob is fucking good on his feet. He had those short punches. I felt like Brennan was having some success. But clearly the takedown was in the middle of his frustrating. Yeah. UFC 307 this weekend, Bubba in Salt Lake city. Yes. I'm going, I'm going.

Are you going to go? Going. You're not in the road? Nope. That's nice. I'm going to go play golf with my dad and I'm going to go see Joe Rogan. You're going to play golf with your dad, but talk to the caddy, not your dad. No, I'll talk to my dad. Okay. We, we fuck with each other all the time, but this is going to go see Joe Rogan. You're going to play golf with your dad, but talk to the caddy, not your dad? No, I'll talk to my dad.

Okay. We, we fuck with each other all the time, but this is going to be a good one. Pereira, Kalil, Rountree. I'm excited. Kayla Harrison, I'm excited for her. Oh boy. Yep.

Well, I mean, the most intriguing fight on there besides Alex and Kalil is Wonderboy and Joaquin Buckley. That's on the prelims. Ovens, same proof fighting again. Isn't that wild? It's been a while. Tim Means is another one that's wild.

Court McGee, dude, he's an ultimate fighter winner. Court McGee was ultimate fighter winner. I think 11 or nine, either one before me or one after me. That's crazy. Wild. That's an old.

He's a Utah boy though. Yeah. I think they're playing in the 65 and over, but that God blessed him means and court McGee, um, Josie Aldo still doing the damn thing. Wow. What a bad ass. Such a bad ass. And then when, when's that, uh, Jake Paul and Tyson, is that, is it November?

But is it not in November? Is it not October? I can't believe that's going down. November 15th. That doesn't seem real. That's still happening. All right. Dude, I told you I went on a, a deep rabbit hole

on P Diddy. Oh, do tell. I was up at P Diddy. Oh, do tell. I was up at 3 AM. Do talk, do tell. Dude, this lady broke it down on TikTok. So they were saying that, you know, my conspiracy was, you know, he won that lawsuit against the alcohol company. She's like, people got it all wrong.

The way this kicked off was one of Diddy's ex-girlfriend, Kim Porter, who died, had a tell-all book. Wife, I think. His wife. Two kids. Yeah, two kids had a tell-all book. She mysteriously dies. Wow. But before she died, yeah, before she died, another woman who had all these names, all these facts,

went to Diddy and was like, I want $30 million. That was Cassandra? No, different lady. She was like, I want $30 million. That was Cassandra. No, different lady. She was like, I want $30 million, or I'm gonna release this and print all this. And Diddy's team was like, you know, I'm sure he has all suits all the time. People are trying to sue him.

He's a billionaire, right? You said no, right? No, he went, oh, good luck, do your thing. Then they brought it to his lawyers, and they went, oh shit, she has real stuff here. Paid the money. Word got out. No, it was Cassie.

It was Cassie, right? No, not Cassie. All right. Yeah. That's her hair. Yeah, it's not Cassie, it's a different lady, yeah. But so word got out that this lady has all these names, all this evidence, and it was a legit threat, right?

So, and they got $30 million. So then a bunch of people come out of the woodworks. A bunch of people are like, hold on, give us money, give us money, give us money. The prosecution team that was representing that girl who wanted the 30 million. The lawyers. The lawyers were like, oh no, there's actual shit here. And then their ears went up. They went, hold on, look at all this. This is legit evidence. And that's how the feds got involved. And then that's when they raided his house.

Yeah, I bet. You can't. They went through like all the stuff and all the evidence she had, the prosecution team went, oh, let's go after this fucking famous billionaire. There's money here. Then there's some real evidence. And that's what started the whole avalanche. Once the feds get a hard on for you and they're like, wait. But also when you behave that way for that long you know you're yeah i went down a weird rabbit hole to it you know he adopted a little white girl do you know this no yeah he was on uh instagram live being like tell us your name she's like this young girl white girl she's like that she's like daddy found me on the street and blah blah blah

and she was like this missing girl. It's all weird. He has adopted a little white girl. Oh, I saw this video. That's the one you're talking about. It might be bullshit. Yeah, that's her. Yeah. Bullshit. Yeah. I don't know. I think he joked around saying like, Oh, I adopted her. Like, like, like a joke. Yeah. I don't think, I don't know. I think he joked around saying like, oh, I adopted her like like like a joke. Yeah And then it just looks like he's never had a legally adopted or yeah Yeah, no, that's just Tim. A lot of the stuff is gonna resurface with all this It's the question is what is gonna stick with these these files?

Are these be a weird joke to be that chin play that tell me if this is a joke to you I'm a Scorpio. No, no, no. What's your last name? Ava Combs. What's your other last name? Ava Barone. Ava Barone Combs. Yes, it's breaking news. Diddy adopted a white child. I want you to tell the story about how I adopted you. But you still have beautiful parents that mature my child also. Please tell the story. So I was on the streets. And then Papa Coons decided that he would like to be a caring man. So then he saw me and decided to pick me up.

And said to come inside and play with his kids. Oh. That's very creepy. The neighbors have been cutting the grass. Yeah. Everything all good? No. What were you saying though, Paul Faye?

I'm not touching that. No, what were you saying though? Jesus. Nah, this stuff man, you know the media. No, no, no. No, that would be him. Think about her parents. The fuck?

His parents are like, what the fuck? It's just creepy shit. Creepy, dude. I watched another one who knows if it's real or not. This black lady, she's like, when I was 15, I was at a diddy party, me and these other kids. She went into some of the details, what they do at the parties and how she was on the table

and everything's for free game and there's a bunch of kids. It's weird shit, man. Well, my thing is this, like... And she's happy, she's like, I don't want my name out there, but I'm glad they're coming for him. Like, wait till you see what else he's been doing. I think what's gonna happen, I think what's going on,

go back to that. He'll die before, you know he wants to testify bad. Oh yeah, like he wants to talk and say his side. Did he, he's in the lower, he was like, we don't wanna advise him to, but he's like itching to testify. Well when you're that arrogant. It never works, arrogance never works in the court of law,

ever. No. I found this. Cat Williams was apparently bringing him up on one of his standups lately. And if you guys remember when he was on Club Shea Shea, he specifically named Diddy. He was like, all these people are going to come out. He even said, I have had to turn down $50 million four times just to protect my integrity and that virgin hole I was telling you about.

He says that Diddy asked him a bunch to come to his parties and he would just say no because he already knew what was happening there. I mean, you know, I think it's going to be very interesting to see what's going on right now with the people in that inner circle that are probably trying to pay off everybody. Big names. You know what I mean? But there are people who get paid to keep their mouths shut. It doesn't matter if they have the evidence, they have the tape. My philosophy on the Epstein files is some of the most powerful,

richest people in the world like Bill Gates were like, find out who they are, and here's $30 million to shut the fuck up and you just go away. Oh, and I shut my little mouth. Oh, yeah. 30 million? Yes, sir. Yeah, yeah, you shut up. Yeah. You're not? I'm just going to quit talking right now. Yeah.

I don't have the money yet. I'm going to show you how good of a boy I am. Yeah. I'll just be quiet now. 30 mil? See ya. Yeah. Shh. Shh. Shh. I'm going to stop talking right now. Yeah. That's what you do. So. That Diddy stuff's interesting.

It is. Especially with the Bieber. What do you think happens? I think he dies before he's saying anything. I think he they're gonna off him just like Epstein. They're gonna off him. Yeah Who's gonna off him? He's in jail. Yeah, so is Epstein. Yeah He's in the same jail. It's like a lot of mobsters and R. Kelly and stuff I think I think he goes down like R. Kelly. No racketeering charges and stuff like that. No, I think they off him. Who is like- You mean some of the criminal elements? No, I think the powers that be and make sure he doesn't talk. But, oh yeah.

Just like Epstein. And they'll be like, oh, he commits suicide. And we're obviously- They may not need that though. They already have so many witnesses. Yeah, but if he's like, okay, cool. You have all these witnesses check this out this person this person this politician Look at the mayor of New York already federal charges. You're dealing with some shady shit Yeah, and you're also in jail with no bail and you're there and that's gonna suck. No, they'll off him before he starts singing You think? Oh, can't do it You don't think they use them to get more names now I don't names for why there's too much too many powerful people all liberals all Democrats. No way

I don't think same thing was up. You think Epstein's dead Yes. Yes, they killed him for sure. Yeah He has too many powerful names I would say I would say way too powerful I would say Epstein was killed because he had such ties to the intelligence circles. I don't know though, Diddy. Diddy just has ties to Hollywood. I don't think so. I think he's really close with Obama's.

He has a lot of power, man. A lot of power. And he wants to sing like a bird. They're like, oh, this is easy. Well no, people like Jay Z or some of those guys who have connections. Sure. But you talk about politicians too. Politicians, powerful guys like Jay Z, all this shit, it's wild.

Apparently Jay Z is supposed to be the main guy, everyone says. He's the main ringleader, yeah. I've heard some things. Yeah, who knows? Because those guys were running the show, you know did he took What they call it parental ownership of usher when he was a kid and then he did the same thing to Bieber That's weird Well, have you heard they yeah Bieber sings about some weird shit. Oh, yeah, he's all religious now and it's bad for Bieber You feel bad. You're like, oh Bieber's a victim. Oh, yeah that little talented dude was a victim

You can see in Hollywood. There's all those videos like people kiss him on the mouth and he was on interviews asked about a sex life He's like, I'm 15, dude He's like my mom's right there. Yeah, it's like we've constantly grabbing his ass and kiss him. He's like 15 Everyone's just like yeah, it's fun. Yeah, what the fuck is going on, man? I Everyone's just like yeah, it's fun. Yeah, what the fuck is going on man? I Don't know why the rich things we were like kids why is that it how's that a thing? What the fuck is wrong with them? How's that? I don't know that I don't know that that's I think you just hear about it I think there are people like kids from all over the planet, you know pedophilia Just a powerful one. Yeah have a sure sure but you know, pedophilia. Just the powerful ones can have access to it. Sure.

But you know, this has been going on in, usually anywhere there are kids, you're going to find people who hang around like, so, so, oh, you, you manage boy bands, you know, some people are in it for the money, but there's going to be people that are just drawn to that. Who's in it for the money and waiter. Yeah. Oh, you're a camp counselor.

It's all dark. Yeah. Oh, Boy Scout. A lot of great people, but also some people that aren't. Church. Yeah. Nickelodeon. Well, we know that.

That's what happened. The church became, the Catholic church became a place. Breeding ground. Where, where pedophiles said, I can become a priest and molest children free of any oversight. And they'll cover it up. And what the Catholic church has never fucking answered for is taking account of all that. Moving those predators from parish to parish.

Yep. Fuck, you know. Yep. It's all dark. Yep. Get us out of this conversation, too. Did you guys watch the Vince McMahon documentary? I did not.

That's all parts of it. I watched the whole thing. The Hart stuff's tough. Yeah, anytime like Bret Hart brings up Owen, it's just sad. You know, Owen fell from the, fell and died and the Vistwick man carried on with the show. Yeah. Did you hear his reason? He was like, the fans didn't really know what's going on.

They paid money to be there. They didn't know. He said, cause the lights were out when he fell. The show goes on. The show goes on. That's what Vince was saying. You don't stop it. The show goes on and then later on you deal with it. But right now you got a whole arena full of people. The show must goes on. That's what Vince was saying. You don't stop it. The show goes on and then later on you deal with it But right now you got a whole arena full of people the show must go on the rest

The wrestlers don't the wrestlers don't agree with it They're like well they're wheeling Brett's body out or Owen's body out and they're telling the as they're pushing him. He's dead They all know he's dead as a person like you're up dude get out there and they're like fuck That's yeah, it's rough and then're like, fuck that. Jesus. Yeah, it's rough. And then Bret Hart, who I love, Bret Hart, he had so much animosity and he was suing Vince McMahon in the WOBE and then they did an investigation. They went up to Bret and they came in, it was faulty. Like the harness he was wearing, there was no foul play here. So he said, once I found that out, I'm okay.

Yeah, it's an accident. Bret definitely thought that after the Montreal screw job happened that he was like I even a part of me thought he they Did it on purpose. Yep, so he fell and died right in front of everybody. There's a lot on the ring Yeah, and they kept going Let's take a little break dude. I need auto parts like I need windshield wipers. I need my battery tested. I got a Tail light that's broken. Can you help me? I Help me. I can't help you because there's electric so that thing should just run itself in a brick wall But if you have a regular car gas engine, you need to go to O'Reilly auto parts right now

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he loses his mind. Wait, what happened with that? He's just cheated the whole time. Who? Vince Mcmahon. He admits, yeah. Like cheated in what sense? Like when wrestling first started, there were territories. Like WWF was up here. He fucked a lot of like businesses over.

He went into other territories. He took talent from other territories. Like WWF was up here, this was up here. He fucked a lot of businesses over. He went into other territories, he took talent from other people. He just always cheated. He would say, oh, I'm not doing this, they would do that. It's interesting, would he ever do that? He'd get an upper hand. There's sharks.

Yeah, but then the world, you get found out. I think what happens is when you cheat like that, when you're that kind of person. Karma. You get, well, it's something else. You get a God complex because you think you deserve. Untouchable. Yeah, you think that the rules don't apply to you.

You think you're one of God's favorites. And what happens is when you behave that way, you behave that way in every aspect of your life. And when you behave that way in every aspect of your life, that's when you start to hear these weird, freaky things. You're using people. You're lying all the time. You're shitting on girls. You're doing all that shit.

Yeah, and now that's what happens, and that's your legacy. You know, this Steve Wynn, same thing, with the whole Me Too thing. Yeah. Steve Wynn was like, if you look at the number of women that came out. He didn't see that coming.

You're like, hey man. He's blind. That was the reference. That was a joke. Yeah. But we know people who had experiences with that where they're like, watch out for that guy. Oh yeah.

You know? And when you behave a certain way, I think, I don't know, you're not going to get away with it ultimately. Especially now. I might keep thinking about like Jordan Peterson talking about when your house is built on with bad wood Or when there are parts of you as you get older if you want to become a realized human being you have to burn off And it might be sometimes you have to burn 90 percent of you yourself off and it's gonna suck

It was that that expression god's fire feels like hell, but that's what you have to do to rebuild, you know, so But when you don't want that to happen when you're 90. At Vince's age, yeah, there's no rebuilding. How old is he? 80? 70 something, but a hard 70. A hard 70. Hard 70.

In shape for a long time, right? 79. Jacked. Still doing it. Not anymore. No, he's out now. I mean, if you guys remember when the first allegation came out in 2022, that day he opened

Monday night raw every, all his attorneys are like, do not go in front of the camera. And he was like, forget it. I'm going to open Monday night raw tonight. And then when after TKO, like, you know, it became the TKO group. That's when the majority stakeholders are like, you're done.

You need to leave. Yeah. He's a savage. He's a savage and good at what he did. Good sense of humor. Really good, you's a savage. He's a savage and good at what he did. Good sense of humor. Really good, you know. Yeah, you don't want to be his business partner to have him dating your daughter. No, got a little carried away with some shit. I guess he even tried to pitch like his whole thing was always about

everything is for the show. He tried to pitch a storyline and he goes, Stephanie, my daughter, she's whatever you want. Dad'll do whatever you want. And he goes, she didn't really like the storyline. It was gonna be that I impregnated her and that she was gonna have to have my baby. And that's where Stephanie drew the line. And it's like, wait, what? Whatever, to get that level,

you gotta be a little bit insane to do what he did. I know, to him, he's like, no, it's for the show. It's not real. It's just for the show. It's like, dude, Bubba, that's a terrible look. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's tough. I don't, yeah, I didn't watch the documentary. Even I felt the Mendez Brothers one. After like the fourth episode, I'm like, all right. I watched that Will Ferrell one. Was it good? I lost my interest Ferrell one. Oh was it good? I lost my interest after a while a little slow-moving. I have no desire to watch that. Yeah, it was like I was like, hmm You know, it's like I just say it's like my friends coming out blah blah blah

It'd be like me coming out in a way be like you'd be like what there'd be no show I'd be like, you know shit, but I was 60 Yeah, I'm not doing a show on that. Wait, drive from California to Florida so Brian can find his gayness? Yeah, that's my transness. No, just stay here and I'll talk to him and film it. You see his daughters and they're like,

yeah, it's a little weird because you were my masculine role model and hero and the only one I had and now that's not really there. I just don't like the, yeah, you know, I'm coming out, let's get a film crew together and do this Like I don't like that. Yeah. Well, I think they just come out and do you think yeah Well, they were they're very funny. Like he's still very fun. Oh, yes. We'll say funny Yeah, you didn't know about not will know not will also what the fuck his best friend who was one of the head writers

I don't think I'm saying will Ferrell's gales like what the no So will Ferrell's one of the head, the head writer on SNL. Super talented. Yeah. Great writer. And he just at 60 something said, I'm, I'm done with this.

I'm a woman. Could you have done it sooner? Now here's, here's my analogy and tell me what you think. My whole life, I will never be truly happy because I'm not, I'm not very muscular and six foot two plus with a full head of hair. I want that.

I probably think about it a lot. When I go work out, I think about that. I will always be compensating for not that. Okay. That's deep in me. If you said, Brian, you can, you, we can get you there. It's going to be, we're going to have to get you under the knife.

It's going to hurt. And, but it's going to look real great. And you're going to look like you're, I would be like, I'll do that. Maybe I will do that. Yeah. That's who I've always felt I was my whole life. I've always wanted to be this.

I want to be, I want to look like, who's the quarterback from the fucking Chargers? Justin Herbert? I want to look like him. Pick one of those guys. I want to look like that guy. Okay, of those guys. I want to look like that guy Okay, cool Brian. That's always been yeah, Justin Herbert. I'd like to look like I'd like he's got great hair He's probably how tall is he look at him look at that fucking hair six six come on this kid's a stud

So okay, I'll take that I'll take that plus quarterback hair my eyes. I can throw ropes and shoot ropes the Pis'6", Jesus Christ. Okay, so, but it ain't going to happen and so when you start talking about how you feel and you've always felt that way and I understand it's a big difference between being a woman and a man, but is it the same though? Is it just the same? Like, we all want to look different. We all want to be different Brendan's Brendan feels like a fat kid. No those days are over. I know

Yeah, I don't know But I swear that 60 though it's enjoy the next 10 years. You know, I mean, it's a weird time Yeah, like you're gonna be Justin Herbert. You could do that. All right, you got 10 years of this bud. Yeah Yeah, like all right What you want whatever makes him happy? I don't give a fuck. I don't either I don't even watch a show on it either to go live your baby saying he was like, yeah I get nervous being around the bros and I don't know how they're gonna respond. Well, well, sorry. Yeah, that's it's a little weird You'll like this. That's also normal. Yeah, I mean, I'm like, that's what happens, Bob. Like, you know, you got electrolysis, you did all

this stuff, that's what's going to happen. Really catch these jokes. It's a little bit confusing. It's a little confusing for us. And Will Ferrell to his credit, it's a little confusing to him. Great guy, such a sweetheart about it. But, but one of the things that they met the

governor of Indiana at the, at the, at the basketball game, and then they find out that the governor of Indiana opposes gender affirming care for minors. So do I because I think it's I think it's child abuse Um, and you know and they're like, I wish I'd known that I wouldn't have you know, it's like hey, dude There's a big difference like you're an adult. You're 63. You want to do that your body? No problem I'm just not I don't want 14 year old. I want an eight year old. Fuck you You know, so I know i'm being really bad about that. Yeah. Okay, go fuck yourself

Now the thing has an agenda all over it was like I'm out Now now also Batista's like come on you vote for come on my god, dude, I know you're in Hollywood That's Batista. Yeah, God damn it, dude I'm such a cop they're so annoying they also back to Harrison Biden had that work out Yeah, but he has to do it cuz you're in Hollywood name one Hollywood guy come out exactly Who exactly Levi Levi exactly? I said I'm who's that Trump? He's Shazam. Hey, so now see that choice We need a big boy. Wait, keep that up there. You got a choice You can choose Justin Herbert Joe burrow Trevor Lawrence or Josh Allen who you choosing? Oh

Based on looks or ability? No, no, no. I mean, looks, looks, I mean. You're saying starting a team. Looks who? They're all handsome sons of bitches. Herbert. You're saying starting a team around? And I have other assets? Yeah.

Like O-line, running backs, receivers? Yeah. Justin, Herbert. Really? Oh yeah. Over all those guys? Yeah, he has dog shit players and he's a baller. I think Allen might be the number two.

Not Burrow. Josh Allen's good. shit players and he's a baller. I think Alan might be the number two. Not Burrow. Lawrence is a fucking monster too, man. Burrow would be, yeah. Joe Burrow, all right. He has monsters, he's not playing very well. Ever started dressing like a lesbian. The bleached hair. Yeah, he's having a little bit of identity crisis.

He's still a baller though. Trevor Lawrence is fucking good. Josh Allen, Trevor Lawrence, and Herbert being at number one really give him some tools fuck Yeah, mm-hmm. He's a beast Yeah, he's a freak athlete Do you guys see jelly roll opened up the 50th season of SNL on Saturday? Oh, did he? Yeah, it was jelly roll and Jean smart He's everywhere. Yeah, but that'sL made fun of Trump being assassinated. SNL's lost its, yeah, SNL's lost its way so long ago.

I stopped watching a hot thing, no. I love that Jelly Roll did it, but nobody. Jelly's the best. Somebody was talking about, this comic is so funny, he goes, I hear SNL, they're doing Coke again. What kind of Coke is this? Is that Coke that makes you boring as shit? Like at least John Belushi used to run through

a fucking wall. Like, god damn it, you guys are the worst. What kind of blow are you doing? Do better blow. Get funnier. God, that's wild to make fun of. I don't watch SNL, so I'm sorry. I'm not trying to make fun of my fellow comedians.

That's a shitty thing for me to say, because I don't watch you. You know, I saw the skit. They kind of went over it. They poked at Kamala, too, but you're right. It's a pretty wild fight. I have nothing against SNLL god bless those guys, and I hope they do well, and I'm not you know What I loved is Dana Carvey showed up Oh, he's always been MIA a little bit after his son, but he showed up my Aruba Rudolph They're all great all those guys are great, but I think jelly's performance was awesome what I was bummed about is they didn't use them

In any skits I know Jelly's performance was awesome. What I was bummed about is they didn't use him in any skits. I know, he'd be so fun on there. He's so funny. My guess is he was probably busy and had to get the fuck out of there. He's so busy, man. He's on top of the world. He's on a different level now. He's also got a lot of tattoos on his face,

so it's hard to kind of like. That would be funny though. Put him in a sketch. It'd be funny though. He's so good. What else you got Jen? I'm sorry I made fun of my SNL cast. I don't think I'm funny.

I know I just don't like them. They're trying hard. So here's the first one. Tom Brady, even though he's not in the NFL anymore, is still super competitive. He's responding to Baker Mayfield. Because Baker Mayfield came out and said that when Tom was in the locker room,

you know, the whole energy was was off and everybody was so stressed all the time. But Baker said they brought me in and they told me to make football fun again. And I just keep a super lighthearted environment in the locker room. That's the bubba this professional sports. We're all there to win fucking games. Yeah, that's what I'm just having fun. No. fun. Was Tom Brady not a thrill to be around? Yeah, dude, because he's trying to fucking win it all. You mean where Kamala Harris has Oprah Winfrey saying, we're bringing back joy.

Go fuck yourself. You don't know anything about how regular people are living, like stop with that. You're going to bring back joy, that's what we need? So Tom said, I thought stressful was not having Super Bowl rings. There was a mindset of a champion that I took to work every day. This wasn't daycare. If I wanted to have fun I was going to go to Disneyland with my kids. That's the difference. You're talking about the greatest ever do it super competitive. Kobe too. Like me he

was such an asshole. I'm like yeah because all he cared about is winning. Now I don't know if that's the way to go. You might not have as fun, but their mission. It's only the way to go. If you want to be great. Yeah. There's a, there's a darkness with being great. Yeah. But you're not going to be that much fun to be

around, but you're going to win games. A ton of games. And that's pretty cool. Michael Jordan wasn't exactly happy with losing. Ew. He beat up Steve Kerr, which at time I'm like, how could you do that now? Steve Kerr is such a comely cuck.

I'm like, I'm glad he punched him. Yeah. Michael Jordan whipped his ass. Choked him in practice. This is what I'm going to call the quintessential 90s baby, you guys. So Kurt Cobain's daughter married Tony Hawk's son, and they just had a baby.

Like, just think about the genetics on this kid. We're getting older, man. married Tony Hawk's son and they just had a baby. Holy shit. Like just think about the genetics on this kid. We're getting older, man. Yeah, but it's also Courtney loves. Yeah. But. Courtney loves great genes. Yeah.

Good for him. Yeah. I love Tony Hawk. She still thinks her mom killed her dad, by the way. Really? Oh yeah. She didn't talk to her forever. Wow. I didn't know that. Damn. She still thinks her mom killed her dad, by the way. Really? Oh yeah, she didn't talk to her forever. Wow.

I didn't know that. Damn. I mean, she looks a lot like Kurt Cobain to me. Yeah, she's been through it. Mm-hmm. Well, she was a baby. No, I know, but Courtney loves your mom. Oh yeah, disaster.

What's Courtney Love doing? Bring up Courtney love now? That's fairly recent, right Life would kick you in the dick man. Oh, yeah yeah. 57? Well, her and Madonna have the same doctor, right? Madonna's on a nice roll. They look exactly the same. That's a murder five, I've ever seen one. Yeah.

She, uh... Well, I think that he wrote those songs on whole. Her band? Yeah. Apparently he was the one who wrote all those songs with her American Skin was it called? I forgot. Yeah. She Found Her Way In. Celebrity Sting? Celebrity Sting, yeah. Great, it's a great album. She was rocking for a second, huh? Was she rocking because she was good or was she rocking because she was Kurt Cobain's? She was the kind of person apparently that she had a list of all the people she wanted to meet. She was very strategic about her rise to Hollywood. She did what she had to do. I had, I met her a couple times.

When I was younger I saw, when she was at the height of her thing, it was interesting. She was electrifying? No, I would say some people are, I've had some experiences with some famous people who I've worked with who- You're like, wow, how did you climb this fucking mountain? Because they're literally will walk into a room and eat everything they're like They'll they're the kind of people if they eat an apple at least even the stem like if they're in a room and you're doing something With them it will be it will be all about them beyond what you can imagine

They will bust through they'll eat the garbage in a trash can if they have to like some people have this Whatever it takes beyond what you can imagine like be I. Like they have an agenda even at the party. You can feel it. You can feel it behind you. They breathe differently. Yeah. I'm not kidding. Yeah, they will have gills, right?

I mean, there's another, there's another somebody I worked with who was that way, who was an absolute fucking faculty. What did Kurt Cobain's house, when I was in Seattle, it's airy to be there, man. It's like, God damn it. It's possible Kurt Cobain killed himself. No, sir.

He had heroin. No, sir. Situation, he had a stomach problem. No, no. What do you mean? No, man. It's, it's, it's possible. Kurt Cobain killed himself. No, sir. He had a, he had heroin situation. He had a stomach problem. No, no, no. What do you mean? No, no. He wasn't a depressive. No, no, no, no, that's fake. You think she killed him? The amount of heroin he had in his body would put down an elephant. It would literally be impossible to inject that much heroin and stay so, and stay not passed out. Really? Yeah. There's so much evidence with that.

The way the gun, it doesn't make sense. He couldn't reach to do that. The way the shotgun fell out, it just doesn't make sense, yeah. It's all shady. You talk to the bandmates like, what? The suicide note, it's a different handwriting. He's writing that note to break up with her being like,

you're not getting a fucking dime, all this. And she changed it. Yeah, There's been forensic on it. Where it's a different handwriting at the bottom to make it look like a suicide note. But it was a note to him because they were, they were not on the same. I didn't watch you went down that rabbit hole. Oh yeah. That one's easy. That's like JFK. It's like, come on. That one's a slam dunk. Hmm. What else you got? This is a clip I found. I don't know what fight it is, but it literally made me physically ill and I just wanted to share it again with you guys.

Chin, I guess, was the fight. Oh, no, no, no, I can't. Oh! Oh, god damn it! Why, Sinaz, did you have to show it to me? Because I had to go through it. Sinaz,, did you have to show up? Because I had to go with the red. Sanaz, why do you got to push? This poor guy's holding onto his head.

That's a 10-8 round. What does that mean? All the ligaments in your leg have been torn? Everything. Have you seen the, it's not slap fight, but it's dick slap league? What? What?

It's a real thing. Chin, look it up. Really? I'm not even trying to be racist here. It's heavy in league. What? What? It's a real thing. Don't look at that. Chin, look it up. Really? I'm not even trying to be racist here. It's heavy in the Asian culture. It's a dick slap fight league. You're hitting each other with your, you're hitting each other.

Just watch. Just watch. This is a real thing. That's not funny. There's slap fight and then there's dick, ultimate dick kicking competition. This is real. Are you going to take it? No? Alright now. And they are Asian huh? Alright we've got the improvement of the technique.

Once off the bat. Once. Oh! Ah. Fuck you. I gotta pee. Let's take a little break because you know what? Talk about that wiener.

If you want to get your wiener game on, you can. I gotta pee. Let's take a little break because you know what? How about that wiener? If you want to get your wiener game on, Target, you can get prescription drugs that cause all kinds of things like headaches, your face feels like it's gonna get hot and fall off. You don't have the gas station pills? You don't even know you're getting it. You're gonna have an erection for seven hours and then you have to go to the hospital and get injections. If only there was a back by science all-natural Joy Mode! Joy Mode with vitamin C, Panax, Ginseng, Argulene, Nitrate, L-Citrulline, all these things promote what? Nitric oxide production, penile tissue relaxation, and

increased drive. Basically a pre-workout for sex, but it's healthy for you as well. It enhances blood flow, promoting, you know, good blood flow to the old weiner. Don't let those chimps on that chimps crazy dog get all this stuff. I'm telling you right now it's like they're on joy mode you want to be like a chim you got some joy mode it was created for markets on the it was created sort of an alternative the products on the market are terrible. Holy shit. Holy fuck did you get that chin? Hey Biden holy fuck dude. Jesus Christ. Joi Mode is great because the products on the market are terrible and they knew they

could do better. That's what it was. I mean, prescriptions come with all sorts of side effects and the over the counter cast station bills are sketchy and fraudulent. Okay? Yeah, man. Yep. So if you're ready to spice things up in the bedroom, man, to pre-work out all natural,

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street walking on a busy street and a bunch of cars in China. I think we have a clip. Play it first. It's just a spray of poopo? That's all... What? It's a sewage drain? Yeah. Sewage pipes explode. You gotta get out of there right now.

You gotta get away from there right now. Says it's about over 30 feet high, like old faithful. Yeah, that's a lot of shit. Oh my god, why did it blow up? That's a giant shit. Lot of gas? Ugh. Oh! Oh my god. Oh, these people are outside too. Oh, they're about to get covered.

It's about to be a bukkake video. Look at all the shit. Look at all the shit. Oh, there's just that long turd. Dude. Oh my lord. That's disgusting. Yeah.

Oh my lord. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Just that long turd. Dude, oh my lord. That's disgusting. Yeah. Oh my lord. The people walking on the street are the ones who I feel really bad for. Why did it happen?

I don't know. Well, I don't know. Says newly laid sewage pipes rupture. It was a stress test. Alrighty. Um, God, that made me sink in my seat. I got a couple of Trump ones for you. So apparently he referred to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as mentally impaired.

Yeah. At one of his rallies And he said Biden became mentally impaired sad, but lion Kamala Harris. Honestly, I believe she was born that way There's something wrong with Kamala I think I guess he's getting a lot of heat for it. Oh Is he getting heat I mean they're gonna like it like again? Yeah, like he hasn't been getting heat. Yeah. This is light on the spicy scale. Yeah.

And then in addition to that. They're gonna call it racist that he's saying that, and they're gonna call it misogynist. She's not gonna buy it. That's my problem. When you, like, it's like, he would say that about anybody he was against and does, but now you're saying it's racist.

And so any, any criticism of Kamala Harris, any is racist and misogynist. We got dumb dumbs just vote because she's a female. You don't vote for the president of the United States based on. Well, I know there's going to be a shock to you, but the New York Times and the New Yorker magazine came out and endorsed Kamala Harris

and said that it's patriotic to vote for Kamala Harris. It'd be unpatriotic. And yeah, and I'm, you know, yeah, because all those people that read the New Yorker and the New York Times, okay. Big surprise. Yeah. What else you got?

So this one was weird. This 43 foot naked statue of Trump started appearing in Vegas over the weekend. What a waste of time. Yeah. And it doesn't really say who's behind it. It's called crooked and obscene, the people who made it. It weighs over 6,000 pounds and it's a marionette.

Just like... That's pretty wild. What a waste of time though, of resources, money, creativity. Somebody's got money though. There's a lot of money out there for that. There's a lot of people or families out there that But there's better ways to do it if you're a Kamala fan. Like you think that's going to push people over to vote against Trump?

I don't know. The people that hate him are like, yeah, look at that statue. I'm not voting on him because he has a great body. Yeah. The people that hate him are like, yeah, look at that statue. I'm not voting on him because he has a great body. Or a giant dick. Although he seems like he has a hammer, right? Yeah, but he has a hammer. He's a big dude. Hammer. I got a couple more for you. So you know I go to Disneyland a lot. I see this all the time. People try to sneak their kids in and it's clearly like a seven year old's kid

and they're like, no my kid is two. And if you are under two you get in for free. To be fair it's so expensive, I can see why parents do this. It's so expensive. Okay, but here's the deal, this woman. It's outrageous. Has done it apparently like four times in a month

or two months where she's sneaking her kids into Disneyland. Damn, they arrest her? They arrested her. Well, yeah, cause you're lying and... But she says like this clip went viral and she says there's another side to the story that she will later talk about on TikTok. Well, is there?

I don't know. He did the crime, he got caught. Aw, and her kid's there? That's terrible, man. Shh. Nah, there's a better way to do this. You don't arrest her in front of her kids, and the little kids are walking.

No, you don't do that. You don't do that. It's fucking Disneyland. Nah, you don't do that in front of the kids. I don't condone that. I agree. You could take her, there's other ways you can handle it. She's not a criminal.

She's not some criminal that's gonna go around shooting people at Disneyland. I think she should go to jail for a long time. Brian. I'm with you, Brian. Of course you are, Ken. No, um. You don't arrest her in front of the kids. There's better ways to handle that.

Just the way, but she's done that four times. She's been on the way she's yelling. Those that four times. She's been on the way. She's yelling. Those kids are tiny. She's yelling in front of the kids. You're hurting me. You're hurting me. Like just calm down.

You're getting kicked out. Yeah, there's a better way to do that too. Don't make your kids more scared. Correct. Could the, could the, please quit coughing. I know my teeth. Could the cops just like, hey, we realize that you've stuck your kids in. We don't want to make a scene.

Walk out with us now. So we don't want to scare the kids. Let's go talk outside. But let me ask you a question going to your head. Do you think she would have gone? I think she would have said no I'm not. This is bullshit. I don't know. It looks like she's the kind of person. She did say no I'm not going. She looks like the kind of person that causes a scene with everything. She looks like the kind of person that gets her kids in there. She broke the rules. See Trump wasn't racist. You're racist. She broke the rules four times.

And that's frowned upon. Don't get me wrong. The mouse will get you. Oh, the mouse will get you. She seems like kind of like, and I also have no respect because she's scaring her children by making a scene. That's the big one. Yeah, that sucks too. That's somebody who's all about herself. So she sucks.

Yeah. She definitely sucks. So you'd say there's a little bit of right and wrong here? No, I think there's right, which is the cops, and Disneyland, and there's wrong, which is her. She said that her kid was two. Yeah, she's in the wrong for sure. So she's stealing, essentially.

If you don't like it, don't come, but you can't do that. And she's an asshole. You said she has another, like she has a story coming out or something? Yeah, she said she's gonna post it on the kitchen. What could she defend, though? If she has another, like she has a story coming on or something? Yeah, she said she's going to post it on Facebook. What could she defend though? If she was like, I told them I'd walk out and then they just handcuffed me, then you got a story. But other than that, there's not much there. And I feel bad for her children.

Yeah, that's fine. She sets a shitty example. Her kids are going to hate her children. But it's a bummer to do that to your children. I don't have any. If you're a parent and they arrest you, you go, it's okay, it's okay. We're just going in, we're doing the thing. You keep your kids calm. You don't want to scare your children.

Yeah, it's not about you. You make it about the kids. She's screaming at the internet's hole. All right, I fucked up. Let's just walk outside so my kids don't get scared. Let me call their dad. He'll come pick them up. She's always done this.

She's always done this. This is her whole life right here. And she's always gotten away with it. I'd love to hear her story, but unless it's like, yeah, I'll come pick them up. She's always done this. And we can do this. She's always done this. Yeah, she finally got caught. This is her whole life right here. And she's always gotten away with it. I'd love to hear a story, but unless it's like, I tried being civil with it, you know. Well, speaking of stories, you guys' last episode got a lot of hits because of the great debate over the phone charger.

Brian was so upset. I mean, Chin was so upset, Brian was so upset. And then I saw another clip on TikTok that I think someone sent in the group chat. I sent to the group, I mean, chin was so upset. Brian was so upset. And then I saw another clip on TikTok that I think someone sent in the group. I sent to the group. I said, Jenny, ready to make you wrong. Yeah, I remember. And what did that clip say? Chen? I don't first of all, who is that guy? Somebody else who was another guy. Yeah. That's what he said. The whole thing. He doesn't believe him. So it's all a conspiracy. All of it's everyone's out for this guy. No, no, I

Don't but I think the guy was like I was there. I don't know that chick. She bent down She tried it was like hey, who's charges this we're all getting off the plane. We have to take our stuff Come on, let me see if I can Send it over here It's gonna make some sounds Christian Cavalieri calls it quits with Mark Estes. Oh my god. Thank God. I know that I'll just I'll edit this one on. I mean, he was there. But Chin doesn't believe that. Chin's like, we don't know him, we haven't vetted him.

You know. But even if. I think that the guy who made the video is an asshole. And I think. They're both assholes, seriously, that's how I feel. No, I think she's right, he's wrong. And I think he're both assholes. No, seriously. That's how I feel. I think She's right. He's wrong And I think he should go to jail for as long as they other woman who not expect to be making a video about this Much less on this account

But I was on the exact same plane going to Miami as the woman who's been accused of stealing an apple charger I've heard both people tell their side of the story and I kind of just wanted to jump in and offer a third-person Yes, queen because I've seen a lot of nasty comments on both people's videos. So it is pretty accurate both of them pointed out that we were delayed multiple times. I think it was upwards of four or five hours and eventually everyone had to de-plane. As the guy pointed out yes everyone was de-planing in a sort of haphazard way. Some people were trying to stay on the plane and at the end of the day I think the flight attendants did make everyone deplane unless you have some sort of a medical condition. So the person who I was sitting next to at the very back of the plane for example had gotten

onto the plane in a wheelchair and so she was allowed basically to stay even though everyone else was deplaning. As everyone was deplaning the flight attendants were trying to make sure that everyone was taking all of their stuff with them. It wasn't kind of deplaning where you can leave your stuff on the plane and come back to it. If you were getting off, you were instructed to take everything with you. The guy also pointed out that the woman who stole his charger allegedly bent over and unplugged it and held up the entire line to do this.

And while I can't comment on whether she unplugged it or she found it on the floor because I wasn't close enough, I was behind her. So I did get held up in the line. But what I can say is that she literally grabbed the charger and held it up and tried to make eye contact with one of the flight attendants. And the only thing that the flight attendant did was basically signal to keep walking and keep deplaning.

To me, that was honestly one of the first signs that this woman was not trying to steal a phone charger and that she was not overly concerned with trying to be inconspicuous and hide it. She literally held it up and tried to make light of it in case anybody who was getting off the plane was turning around to look for their charger or something like that. After almost everyone de-planned, pretty much everyone did their own thing. I didn't really think that much of this moment.

There are so many times where I've dropped my phone or left the charger behind or left the sweater or sometimes even left my backpack underneath the seat in front of me and As you deplane they don't let you just run back in if you forget something even if you're going to be boarding later on Because there are other people who are still deplaning so they usually make you wait at the front of the gate and I've had so many people walk out with my things and Basically hand them to me after I had forgotten them So I honestly thought that's what was happening here Once it was time to get back on the plane, I would say I was around 10 people behind

the woman and the guy had already boarded and was sitting at his seat. You know when someone steals something, they usually try to hide it or they're nervous about getting caught? Honestly, that was not this woman. This woman was more concerned about whatever pet she had in her bag than she was about hiding basically an Apple charger. And honestly, as soon as the guy started yelling, a lot of the people on the flight started to Turn around and look at the guy because he was truly making a scene as she was struggling to board By the time she pulled out the charger and actually handed it to him I was a little bit closer to getting to my seat and I could honestly just see that the man was still yelling this the

Man was still being aggressive she had already given him back the charger and he kind of just wanted to shame her and call her a thief and call her a person who was stealing everyone's luggage. It honestly was so over the top and so overdone that part of me even thought that it was something like a skit. The rest of the flight was honestly not that dramatic. I think the man was trying to still huff and puff under his breath here and there, but I put on my headphones and kind of just forgot about the entire situation until I saw these videos go online. Well, good for that guy. He's solved. He solved solved my ass. You're still not buying it chin. You're still siding with that moron

No, no This guy's just a random. I'm siding with I said they're both dumbasses, but she doesn't want to cause it. That's it Yeah, that's fair. She took something. That's not her. That's it. He put her. Yeah, but she was trying to help out No, she did last right. Okay, so she was trying to help out. No shit dude. Brent, okay, so she said no one would take it. Like the staff wouldn't take it. She holds up like this. Charger, charger. And then like, maybe I keep moving. She's like, okay, so if I found someone's wallet and I try to give it to the flight attendant, they're like, no, I can't take it. That's like bullshit. That is true.

There's no way. They don't take it. Fuck it. I don't believe it. See, where do you return it? To the front desk then at least, right? No, because you're getting back on the planes and there's four hours, so she put it in her bag. So you're telling me if I found someone's passport on the ground and I wanted to give it to their flight attendant, they're going to be like, no, we can't take it.

I'm actually not sure. I'm not sure. I challenge every single person here if that's true. I'm not sure. I highly doubt. Dude, I don't know, but you're talking about a phone charger, Chin. No, but she's saying that she couldn't even take

a phone charger to a flight attendant. Yeah, because the flight attendant's like, we're not responsible for this. Figure it out. Well, what's a wallet? What about an ID? I tell you what, I'm not. It's not though, it's a phone charger.

I don't give a shit, but you're saying they can't take. No, you should give a shit, because we're not talking about a, we're not talking about. You're saying they can't take a phone charger, but they can take an ID? What the hell's the difference? I don't know, all we know is we have multiple witnesses say they wouldn't take the phone charger. They delayed for four hours what's she supposed to do?

We're believing this deal so anyways we don't know who the hell's right or wrong. If you're told to exit a plane. This is some random dude. Yeah if you're told to exit a plane. That's what you think. Have you researched this one? If you're told to exit a plane and take all your belongings and somebody leaves a phone charger. No dude. No big deal. So even like I talked to Jay about this to Jays on my side He says there's times when he'd be playing where he left his luggage on board. It's just it just depends on the situation You're not allowed to leave anything on board. That's what this guy is saying the other guy said that he was you know They're the people you can I travel so much I can tell you I know bribe I this is a different not only they allowed me to leave now like. I'm not once so okay. That's you guys though

No, by the way, here's just just for mark sent me this. This is the fire in the kid pole 66% Say the girl was wrong But who worded that don't steal people's stuff she didn't steal anybody's stuff I don't know who did this. Who did this? Did you do it? No. Mark did it.

Mark? So the girl is wrong, don't steal people's stuff. Is it wrong that the girl picked up and tried to find the owner of the cookie cart? So you truly, and you're saying your heart and heart, you truly believe, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. You truly believe, Brendan, in your heart and heart, that she didn't steal it.

She really wanted to give it back to the owner. Yes. Then okay, even the guy that was talking afterwards that what the gay guy whatever he's like, um, she wanted to return it like My my she gave it to the guy then right away My issue has never been to get that far with this my issue has been that the guy Yes, put her on blast and I think he's I agree with both of you on that same thing. I said they're both dumb. We're saying the same thing, Jen I think they're both wrong like just leave everything alone like it's a charger who gives a fuck if he loses charger

But I am but I don't think she's like, oh I'm gonna steal this charger and then try to hide it I think originally she's a snitch. I think originally she thought she was gonna help out. See that means you're okay with people stealing small stuff No, I don't think it's fair game because it's they're all getting off the plane. Nobody's coming back on the plane probably There's a charger They all came back on the plane It's like let me get that what is she gonna do? Hey who lost the charger? Nah you just take it She was selfish she had a phone that needed to be charged and she just stole it You fucking take it and you hide it in your pocket you fuck

That's weird Nah I take it and I go like this I go like this Which one of us is getting on a plane next? And I go like this look I go like this. I put it behind I put it behind Brandon puts it in his pocket when that guy. Brian's on a plane this weekend. When that fucking guy comes back on and he's filming both of us he goes you doing your thing I go like this. Yes I did. I stole it. Do you have something to say to me? He goes yeah I go do you have something to say to him? And then Brandon comes in and gives him the fucking claw running his face

The only mysterious thing is when he went do you take my charge? She'd been like yeah, I Tried returning it no one would take it. I have in my bag There's a camera interface there's that but now it's nice do you think she stole the girl I side with the girl She's she's trying here's my thing. I think there's two options one is that wait, it's not. Do you think she stole the charger? All right, side with the girl. All right, side with the girl. I think there are two options. She's trying to- Here's my thing. I think there's two options. One is that, oh, here's a charger, I'm going to take it. I need to charge my phone, but I'll bring it back.

And the other one is like, I want to be a hero. I found a charger. Which one do you think actually happened? What do you, which one? Now that we're talking about it, I'm a little confused on it. What, you- This morning, I thought she needed the charger.

I think what fucks her is her reaction. Like if she's been like, yeah, I tried, I tried finding you. It's yours. Yeah. Let me get it real quick. But she was like, uh, yeah, I have it. I think, yeah. So I would have had it back. I would have had the charger in my hand as I was coming on and I would have said, here you go. I would have said I kept it in the morning. She should have found the guy if that was his charger. I would have had it right away and been like, hey, you left your charger, I found it.

Yeah. So she's a liar. I would not have done that. You know what I would have done? I would have taken the charger, I'd be like, is this your charger? And they're like, yeah. And I would have put it around his neck and go like,

hey! And I would have killed him. Yeah, that guy's a douchebag, man, without a doubt. Yeah, that guy sucks. She doesn't seem great either. She's a douchebag too. I don't like him either. She's pretty hot. That's the only thing she has though. Yeah, if she was ugly, I'd definitely be on the guy sucks. She doesn't seem great either. She's a douchebag too. I don't like him either.

She's pretty hot. That's the only thing she has though. Yeah, if she was ugly, I'd definitely be on the guy side. She's a selfish piece of shit. If she was a warlock, I'd be like, disgust. But I think if you're really good looking, you should be allowed to steal. Oh, there you go. That's the moral of the story.

That's how I feel. If you're hot, do whatever you want. If you're really good looking, like that guy Justin Herbert, he should be allowed to rob a bank. Yes. Okay, Brian, you're going to be the you want. If you're really good, like that guy Justin Herbert, he should be allowed to rob a bank. Yes. OK, Brian, you're going to be the first of us getting on a plane. Would you mind asking the flight attendant? Do you feel comfortable?

Because if not, I'm getting on a plane in a couple weeks. Say, hey, if I find something, can I give it to you? Oh, yes, please, film it. OK, I will. And she's going to yell, no, dumbass. I'm going to say, hey, yeah, I'll do that. I go, if I find a bar of gold Am I allowed to take it or do I have to give it to fucking you say that I'm going to all right And she'll say no, we can't accept other people's property. Yeah bullshit. What if I do this if I say if I find my career

Can I keep it or do I have to do I so I get to lose it again I don't have to lose it. It's just my career. I only it was only 30 years of work You're not on the road this weekend. I'm not All right, you let us know that's it kids. Oh I'm but I'm in Calgary October 17 18 19. Yeah, yeah kiax. There we are great club Calgary's Calgary Alright kids go see Brian and Calgary yuk yuk's great club. There we are. Great club. Calgary's. Calgary.

All right, kids. Go see Brian and Calgary. Yuck Yucks. Great club. We're out. Love you. Hi, we're the Nemeth Bros. I'm Nick and he's Ryan and I'm a 20 plus year pro wrestling veteran, amateur comedian,

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