The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1030
Episode Date: October 8, 2024Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk Callen sitting cage side for UFCC 307 Alex Pereira vs Khalil Rountree and hanging out with Donald Trump Jr., Brendan looking to get stem cells in his knee whilst h...e's in Austin with Bryan to do a Fight Companion with Joe Rogan, current events around the world and much more! Manscaped - https://manscaped.com/ Code: THEKID for 20% OFF & Free Shipping Arena Club - Right now, get 10% off your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/fighter DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order
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Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid
This is really the fighter and the kid
Come on baby
Happy Monday everybody!
Monday buddy, no sandals either
No sandals, where are my golden goose? Don't wear these often
You look like, dude I love those
They're not bad right?
No, I like when you wear those
Little green, throw some green in with the black
You look like an adult today
I look like an adult? Happy with your shoulders today It's so hot out man. Yeah walking around with the guns out, huh?
Got to do it sometimes
License to carry. Yeah any truck activity cuz you were a little late to the podcast today seems that you were
Well, when I hear you go, I'm 20 minutes out. It's the old fighter in the kid 20 minutes
Yes, which usually means I'm about an hour, but that's way too much to pace.
No, not an hour.
No, not an hour.
Well, I'm about 45 minutes,
but that's way too much to deal with right now.
It's a lot.
Let's just ease him in.
Let's just.
Ease us in.
Ease him in.
And then give him.
Everybody can deal with 20 minutes.
20 minutes, like you have to like.
No, hey, 20 minutes.
And then after 20, it's like another 15.
Yeah, it's like almost there.
But then you're like, 15's not terrible.
No, no.
But in your head, that's 35 minutes.
That's 35 minutes. And you know, like. And you just come flat out with 45.
It's like, dude, what the hell are you doing?
You're late.
Can't be honest immediately.
We got to ease you into the truth.
Here's a 20.
Here's a 20 piece.
That's it.
Then I hit you with a five.
I hit you with a five.
Then I hit you with another five.
That's right.
I'm out.
I'm five out, which really means we know 20 minutes out still, but he's going to deal
with that.
Because what happens is I hit traffic and there's a truck
We're breaking things down. It's yeah, I'm I trying to break it down right now. Yeah, dude out. Forgive my trucks I'm already exhausted dealing with these damn things. Yes
How was uh, you went to the UFC and I was proud because they put you in the front row put me in the front
They didn't replace you with a slap fighter. No, no, no guys. No, they in fact I said to Joe
We had dinner the night before.
Where at?
We were at the Capitol Grill in a, you know, we always, it's always a private situation.
It's a chain.
It's a chain.
Very good food though.
Yeah.
We're down in the private area and they take their time with the food.
They're like, okay guys, we got to make sure that we get a good review here.
So Cam Haynes, Evan Hafer from Black Rifle Coffee.
Great guys.
And obviously, Mr. Joe Rogan.
Joseph Rogan.
Did you?
Brian Callahan.
I highly doubt you asked Cam, that truck he's giving away is a badass truck.
Cam and I talked about the fact that he's my age and in 2018, I don't know if you know this,
he ran 240 miles in 78 hours and slept two of those hours.
So he moved for 76 of those hours
and took a two hour nappy poo.
But you thought you guys were similar?
No, no, no.
No, no, yeah, okay.
I don't know where you're coming in at on this.
Well, that's, I've never heard of that.
He's a freak, dude.
I never heard of that.
That's crazy.
Cam's a freak, bud.
Freak.
Super freak, yeah.
Also, we'll creep up, not afraid to creep up
on a 10-foot Kodiak bear.
Shoot in the face.
We'll take a shot with his bow and arrow.
Now, you know if you hit that bad boy in the liver
or the paw by accident,
Oh, it's game over. The bear goes, huh? And then you're over. You're dead.
That was a legend, dog. Legend. Yeah, no, of course. But also- Even his truck giveaway, the truck giveaway,
there's only, I think he only made like 150 of those Chevy's giving away. That's like-
Yeah, I don't know much about- Not only does he beat us in, in all that running stuff and being a bad ass, he beats me in truck giveaways.
That thing is, but I can't get ahold of one of those.
Oh, look at that.
There's Brian Kellner.
There he is.
There he is.
All right.
Now, why was it, was it that cold in there?
Why is Cam dressed like a storm ship trooper?
It wasn't that cold.
And I was wearing that sweatshirt because frankly, you always wear that.
Yeah.
I just didn't want to see people,
because I get anxiety when I watch fights.
Why?
Oh, because they're fighting each other?
It's all anxiety.
I don't know, I'm just like, I'm like this.
I don't want people to see me.
I'm just- Curled up.
I'm probably like this.
I've curled up. Curled up.
Yeah. You got to be a little macho and I'm here.
You watch fights like you'd watch a gang bang.
That's- Curled up in the corner.
That's right. Yeah.
Curled up in the corner.
Yeah. With a boner. Yeah, you know what I'm saying going on
There's a lot going on a lot of muscle being thrown around
There's a lot of muscle being thrown around a sweat little blood a lot of man on me a crime
You know what I mean? What what huh?
So he sat next to the great cam Haynes you guys went to dinner
So here's what I want to dinner with hold hold tonight? Yeah, hold. What I like about Cam Haynes is that he's got a very, he's got a quiet sense of humor.
The best.
So as we're watching someone, a legend like Jose Aldo, he would look at me and go, what
would you do in this situation?
Probably something different.
I go, I would.
And he goes, I thought so.
And they're holding him against the cage?
Yeah.
And I said, he's got a lot of speed. And cam would look me and go did you take your speed workshop?
I know what do you think and he would just go?
He's that guy who can he can yes, and he'd be going dude. He can come keep it going. Yeah, he's great
Yeah, great guy. So you were hanging out with them and then you hung out with Donald Trump jr. Well, that's the rumor
Had a little love you see when go to dinner with Joe after the UFC, you don't know who's going
to show up.
It could be Bon Jovi.
Could be anybody.
Could be Diddy.
Well, no, it definitely wouldn't be Diddy.
I'm sorry, I was just throwing names out.
God damn it, yeah, of course not Diddy.
It's definitely not Diddy.
I was trying to think of the most famous.
But, I'll get it.
Of course it's not Diddy.
That guy's in fucking prison.
That'd be really nice.
It could be Jeffrey Epstein.
What are you doing here?
Oh, Joe wanted me for dinner, so they let me out early.
Oh, but I feel right back after the dinner.
That's how powerful Rogan is.
Right.
Right.
Well, you went to dinner.
Did you know Donald Trump Jr. is going to show up at dinner?
No.
So that's the thing.
You get a text.
He goes, are you joining us for dinner?
I'll order for you.
So I'm like, that's nice.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I, so that's the thing, you get a text, he goes, are you joining us for dinner?
I'll order for you.
So I'm like, that's nice.
How many people get a text from Joe saying,
are you gonna show up for dinner?
I'll order for you.
That also means he's starving.
Yeah, it means that they're there, let's go.
So I walk in and Donald Trump Jr.
and his lovely wife, Kimberly Gilfoyle.
Bring her up, Jen.
They're both there.
Kimberly Gilfoyle.
Cam Haynes is there.
Evan Hafer is there.
What a group.
It's a great group.
What an all American group.
Cam Haynes, very handsome, very muscular son and
his beautiful wife show up.
So the whole thing is a great thing, but
Good for him.
Now that, then let me say a couple good things about Donald Trump jr
that dude like handsome handsome shit, but also like
Like he's the kind of guy who stands up right away shakes your hand
He's just like he's just a very warm guy, but also a humble dude. Mm-hmm
Like he's very aware of where he stands like he's just very humble. Did you get a picture with him? No, you're worried about the back
No, I'm not worried about that. I said I'm not gonna ask him for a picture a little bit. No stop. You took a picture out front. I
Saw that picture posted online view Rogan cam. No, that was the night before. Oh, yeah
I'm not gonna you know, I ended up having a great talk with his wife and him and you know
They were just good people do that kids together. They don't
Cuz she was like you some right? Yeah. And then Mr.
Steel Yo Girl Donald Trump Jr. comes to her. You ready for a real man? Yeah. He was like,
yeah, you're gonna get away from this bullshit. He's a guy who can hang. You know what I mean?
He's one of those guys. She, on the other hand, she's a brassy, fun, fun, funny, broad. She
doesn't take any shit from anybody.
Is broad a good term these days?
Can we say broad?
I don't know.
She's a dime piece, I'll tell you that much.
Yeah.
But also like-
She was with Fox?
Yeah, she's just one of those people that gets it.
She's just one of those no-nonsense-
I got it.
She's had a career.
By the way, prosecutor, TV career, done it all.
Like made it on her own, did her own thing.
News of Trump, all of it.
Russian.
Yeah.
Can we still use the word tramp?
Yeah.
Tramp?
Lady and the Tramp is a Disney movie.
You know what a tramp is?
What?
A tramp is a slut, is a dirty,
like the slut you find in a bar that it's a,
hold on, holy shit. Hey man. Hey, Hey, hold on. Is this like you with AI? I don't know
That's right
That's right. No, I'm gonna call him her a tramp clearly God
I'm just saying cuz you said brassy the rassy broad with no because you said broad then I was like
Oh like broad is like broad similar to trade sure isn't no
Oh broad is a woman and when you say a brassiest old school a brassy broad is
I don't know somebody who doesn't make any shit from anybody like it was her own her own person a boss
She's a boss. She's a boss. That's what I would describe her as a boss with a great sense of humor and and gets it
She's been around she's self-made. Not at all smart. Yeah, she it all. That which is awesome. That's the kind of person you want to be very
funny.
Can you bring up the definition of broad?
Oh, broad.
Tramp is an insulting word for a woman who is thought to have many sexual partner. So
tramp's like the old school word for slut.
Well, keep reading. It's a cheap slut. Not even a slut. It's a cheap slut. The kind of
person you see at a, like, you know one of those dive bars that you go into at 10 in
the morning and you got a bunch of like
She's the one over there who's like anybody want to make some money and be a train you'd why when's last thing walked in your boys
Into a bar went man. There's a lot of tramps in here. Yeah, it's an old-school word
Let's bring your grandmother would say your grandmother would say about you. I don't know. I didn't like her. She's a bit of a tramp
Yeah, and then you and I would say, but grandma.
Grandma, she has a positive attitude.
My type.
Yeah.
No.
Broad.
No, because it's going to use the word broad,
but I said, women's thing.
Sorry?
I typed in women's thing for broad,
because broad just means, you know, a wide area,
a general wide area.
So it's under broad, you get babe, bimbo, chick, dame,
dish, doll, doxy, female, floozy, gal, girl, honey, lady,
lassie, miss, small skirt, sweet thang, tootsie.
But either way, man, I was very, very pleasantly surprised.
They were good people.
Yeah.
Down to earth, very down to earth.
Did you talk to him about his dad at all?
You know, there were conversations, I think.
He's probably sick of it too, though.
You know what, he's probably sick of it.
It's like if you met somebody and they're talking
about comedy or if I meet somebody
and they're just talking about fighting,
I bet he gets it all the time about his dad.
He's like, yeah, he's good, man.
He probably has a go-to line, like,
he's good, he's hanging in there.
Yeah, what I got was that he has no choice. He's in the fight.
That man's in the fight. And it's a real fight. You know, there's a side of the world that just
hates you for just being who you are. Well, there's people that want to kill him.
Yeah. But I'll tell you this, what I gathered without, I'm not, you know, I don't know enough,
but what I, what I appreciated was how much that guy loves his dad just as a son. And also how
close that family is.
That family, you can say whatever you want about Trump.
You can go ahead and say whatever you want, okay?
I'm never, you know, that's a whole different subject.
The one thing you can't say is that that guy
isn't adored by his kids and that that guy doesn't have
a really close relationship with the kids.
To me, on a character level, that says a lot.
Like that dude has got, like, you know, that's a big deal.
And don't forget, his son also went to Wharton.
He went to, I think Stanford.
But Biden did great with Hunter.
There you go.
By the way.
Oh, and then Kamala's kids, oh, she doesn't have any.
She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
Right, so as a family man, as a guy with kids.
Oh yeah.
And I see how his kids came up and how close they all are.
Yeah, good to have on me.
That's a huge accomplishment.
Yep.
I agree.
Anyway, I've said, I've already said too much, but it was cool.
So you had fun at the dinner with the stars.
Now let's get to the fights.
And then the fights, did you like sitting that close?
It's a lot, huh?
I love it.
Personally, if I'm going to watch the fights, it's, it's, and if you sit anywhere else,
it's awful.
Oh, I disagree.
Really?
You'd rather be where high up?
I'd rather be one level up.
Yeah.
I don't like being close to the cage.
Yeah.
I can't see certain things.
Really?
I love it.
Well, to your point though, most like, I think Daniel and, and, uh, Rogan are watching the
monitor more than they're watching the fight.
It's hard to see.
Yeah.
Yeah. Especially with the pillars and the cameraman and all that I'd rather be
Above that. Yeah, so I can see everything well being that close and hearing
hearing the
devastating sound of a guy like Alex Pera's
feet and fists I
mean
He looks different. I don't know how he gets down to 205, just his head.
Dude, think about it.
He made 185.
What are you talking about?
World champion at 85.
It's so weird.
That's why when he talks about going back to 85, I'm like, in what world, buddy?
I was backstage, and backstage, wherever, you know, you go back, and he was there, just
walking like, and he hadn't even changed yet. It was just right there.
Before the fight start?
No, this is after, by the way, after crisp,
fine, totally fine.
All around.
I know.
Just looking and just much, so much bigger in
person.
I don't know how he does it.
Big, big.
So heavyweight would be easy for him in terms of
walking in at 240 or whatever the hell he walks
around at.
Yeah.
230 is.
Zero, zero fat on that guy. With a tailpiece. Yep. So heavyweight would be easy for him in terms of walking in at 240 or whatever the hell he walks around at.
Yeah, 230 is too...
Zero fat on that guy.
I know.
Just with a tailpiece.
Yep.
You got to see the tailpiece up close.
Sinaz, as a woman, do you find that man attractive?
Alex?
Yeah.
Let's pull up a picture.
And that ability, when he was just standing and looking at Khalil and not moving, people were going nuts.
He's a good looking dude.
Yeah.
Worked at, was in a tire shop three years ago.
Uh, yeah.
Wasn't he?
Maybe a little more than three years ago.
He's been in the UFC about three.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, he, uh, he seems like a rather humble dude, but
that's his face.
That's his expression all the time.
I mean, look at that.
Come on.
What he's done under, what he's done under three
years in the UFC is, well, I don't think
you'll ever be done again.
It's insane.
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para. Okay guys. White guys. Like of whites, older whites, of older whites. And sure people
say that. I hope so. I hope so. Or you look like Jimmy Burke. There's a chance I could look like
Jimmy Burke. There's a chance I could go from Alex Pajera to looking like.
What'd you think of the fight?
I think when you're that close, one of the things
you see is what I noticed right away is that he
was standing right in Khalil's grill, just right
there, which psychologically had to have been
like, I am not afraid of your power.
I, and Khalil is, I know, Khalil is.
He hit someila is 100%.
Kalila is explosive.
Kalila won the first two rounds on the judge's
scorecard too.
Well, he got a knockdown basically, didn't he?
Wouldn't you call that a knockdown?
No.
No?
Almost.
Uh, no.
No.
Replay, bring that up.
He had the kick to the head and then he had
that good punch.
Yeah, but not a knockdown.
Alex went down.
No. Yes, he did.
Alex never hit the ground. He, I don't think he hit a knee. He went down though.
Watch. Watch this.
We can't play this obviously, but no, just watch this. Cause there was a,
I wonder if we can actually find it.
But so he got, Khalil came around this way. Did you type in knock down?
And hit him with his wrist.
Clow rochie knocks down Alex. Yeah.
I don't remember hitting the canvas. Yep.
No, I remember. So he had a liver kick. That's for sure. And he came around like this and caught him like that here.
And Alex went down and then came back up. And in fact, it's on it's on Instagram. Let's see if I can we can't play this for anyone but well when Eric uh I'm sorry when uh Roundtree threw that or when
Pierre threw that weird kick and then he hit him but I don't think he ever touched the mat
the second round is when he throws that thing and then he kind of gets as exit is weird.
See how he just keeps moving forward. Keeps moving forward.
Yeah, that's all that stuff.
Just kept catching it. Now Khalil catches you with that. You're in trouble.
But what I noticed and what I thought of the fight-
He never hit the mat-b.
Yeah, he never got knocked fully down.
He just went down and didn't tie.
No, he never went down. He never went down.
Yeah.
That'd be a completely different score. Well, watch. He gets wob down and didn't tie. He never went down. He never went down. Yeah. That'd be a completely different story.
Well, watch.
He gets wobbled and he goes down.
But there, there, there, there.
See that?
Damn it, didn't show it though.
No.
Yeah.
Watch this.
Boom, there it is.
Watch that.
See that?
Now, did he touch the mat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
It's weird because.
So it is't around to
See go to the I was there
I don't think he touched the man the UFC he had to he had to it looked like it, right?
But he may have squatted and then come back down. I think that's what happened
did they did they if he touches me legit knock down and that's
That's so that if you go to see how UFC calm see if there's a is there a knockdown. And that's, that's so that you want to. If you go to, yeah, UFC.com, see if there's a, is there a knockdown at all?
Landed significant strike, head, body, leg, distance, clinch, ground, nothing.
Hold on.
Cleo's in that fight.
Yeah, he won those first two rounds.
Yeah.
What I think is that Alex figured him out in the third, fourth round.
Wait, hold on.
Is that it right there?
If you go up, KD, is that knockdown?
It should be, yeah.
So it says one for Alex, zero for Khalil.
So they never gave him,
they never credited him with a knockdown.
No, it's interesting.
And I think it's because, and I remember seeing it,
he didn't actually touch his knee.
He went down and what you're seeing there is like a squat.
It was like almost like- He almost went like, and then popped up. Yeah, yep. Like, so He went down and what you're seeing there is like a squat. It was
like almost like, yeah, popped up. Yep. Like he, so he went down and he turned, he turned
and he's like, yeah, comes back up. Yeah. So I think it was okay. Yeah. They said it's
not a knock down, but if he has knee, a touch, that's a knock, the legit knock down, right?
It just depends. Really? Yeah, I think it depends.
Wow.
Because I was-
Because maybe because his motion of squatting down,
I don't know.
He, the blow brought him to the ground, right?
And so I-
Definitely helped, yeah.
I'd label a knockdown.
But what I-
What clearly did good those first two rounds is just,
as the rounds went on,
this was where the championship mindset of Alex
kind of took over. You know, the first went on, this was the championship mindset of Alex kind of took over, you know,
the first two rounds, I thought credit to Alex, who's what kind of champion is those first two
rounds is his corner was like, Hey man, all right, stick with the game. We're down to stick with it.
Keep doing what you're doing. And to have that composure, just be like, all right, we're just
waiting for it. He's going to start dying down because he had a speed advantage. Like wait for
him to keep pressing forward. We keep throwing the advantage. Like wait for him to keep pressing forward,
keep throwing the light kicks, wait for him to go to the
body, wait for him to die down,
then she died down and caught up with him.
Well also, I think this is where
levels of the game, so when you're just a high level
striker, you figure, part of what makes you a high level
striker is figuring out the other guy's game plan
by round three.
So all of a sudden he's like, whatever it might be,
he's throwing ones and twos.
I know when he dips his head, he's throwing hooks, which is what it looked like.
So all of a sudden you go, I know what's coming.
So I'm going to stand here.
I'm going to catch those shots and counter.
And that's where he just becomes a nightmare.
Yeah, it was tough to watch.
For Khalil, you know he can't keep that pace for five rounds.
There's no, and you're at fucking high elevation.
Would you have stopped it earlier?
No.
No. No. Khalil will never be back at fucking high elevation. Would you have stopped it earlier? No, no, no.
Khalil will never be back fighting for a title.
You mean if you stop her?
No, I'm saying Khalil, this is his one shot. You don't stop that early.
You know, this is the whole reason he decades,
entire life went from 300 pounds to, you know, whenever he is now, 220.
Cause you never know, he was still thrown.
He'll never be back. You let him go out on a shield.
Yep. Now every civilian who's never fought single with all this, just stop that. Because you never know he was still thrown never be back You love God on a shield. Yep
Now every civilian who's never fought sing with all they should stop that. Well boxing usually that's why I always go by boxing
You know boxing they go your your corner says you're not defending yourself, dude
I gotta stop this you hear it all the time and they do and the idea is you get to fight another day
But UFC doesn't work that way
You'll see what the pen and championship fight.
Yeah.
Let him go out on a shield.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's the body shots.
I eventually took him down, you know,
ripping into the body.
Being close and watching him when he started just getting in there with those
elements, you're like, oh, come on, man.
Oh, come on.
Tough.
Did you think, um, Raquel Pennington won that fight?
Yeah, I did too.
But it's, you you'd score it.
The whole fight taken down, put on her back.
Yeah.
The whole fight and she dropped Kenya, but the whole fight's based off round
one, two, three Z's to score four and five Z's to score round one's a toss up.
That's how it goes.
Nobody got robbed.
Also that division.
Yep.
Kayla Harrison didn't impress, you know, she had a tough night in the office.
A little tough, tough night, tougher.
Then Penny doesn't even call her out.
You're like, oh fuck.
Disaster.
Yeah.
There was a weird card.
It was a great card.
Then Kevin Holland hurts his rib.
Yeah.
So that fights off.
Then Jose Aldo.
I thought Jose looked great.
He's 38 or whatever.
He's 47. But his speed is still there. That's what I thought was amazing. And He's 38 or whatever. He's 47.
But his speed is still there. That's what I thought was amazing.
And Batista is a young lion. But he played the game, you know, hell him against the cage one round that way, which sucks.
That's why everyone's so upset with him.
Yeah. But you could, like I didn't, when, I would have given it to Jose Aldo because of his legendary status and all that.
But at the end of the day, I don't think he got robbed. I think he just got robbed.
You can't, people are confusing the definition of robbery.
Too close.
Robberies if Jose Aldo dominated all three rounds,
then he gave it to Mario.
It's fine.
When it's that close, you're like, yeah, yeah.
That's how it goes.
Shouldn't have stayed on the cage so long.
It's called fighting.
That's how it is.
But T-Zero didn't win any fans, you know?
No.
That didn't, that's not gonna help him
move up the ladder.
Cause Dana goes, okay, you know that didn't that's not gonna help him move up the ladder because Dana goes, okay
You're to beat Jose who's alleged and you're just gonna home against the cage. Okay. Yeah, you're playing the game. Yeah, and then watch
They're not gonna reward him next fight, right? You're gonna get yours
Mm-hmm. Well, I love about MMA too is like Kayla Harrison
Maybe the greatest judoka of all time that they say to my metalists. Yeah, two gold medalists. Yeah, like crazy
American well done.
Yeah.
Now she's got a suck crazy way to get down there.
She's so unbelievable.
But again, striking and kicking is a very different discipline than judo.
It just is.
She has to take you down and get on top of you to do damage and dominate.
And if she can't do that, her striking stuff.
Yeah.
That's got me thinking if she had fought a man N Amanda Nunez in Amanda's prime, she'd have
her.
Well, her and Amanda, I bet.
So what's going to happen is they're going to do Kayla, Julia on opinion X.
Harrison will be the favorite.
Let's say Harrison wins that.
Then it's Harrison and Amanda Nunez.
I thought Amanda was basically not fighting anymore.
No, she's down to fight one more against Harrison.
Harrison's the only fight she'd come out of retirement for.
That'll happen.
And after watching, you know, and I'm a huge Harrison fan after watching, I went like,
okay, have her hands full. She doesn't get a takedown. She's kind of fucked. The other thing
I mentioned too, that weight cuts devastating. It's devastating. It's insane. So what is she
going to look like in championship rounds? Four and five. Amanda. What does she walk around at 175 or something crazy?
She competed at 170.
In judo.
In judo.
So I think she walks around, she was talking about it.
Like she might be 185.
She's probably the most professional person on the card.
Okay.
I want him to be 185 something here still.
I've walked around almost my whole MMA career at 150.
Okay.
165, 165. Okay. Yeah, okay
She just looks so muscular and big but she's she's only 5'8. So
Makes sense. Okay
Yeah, that's not terrible not a terrible cut. It's a tough cut for her. It's it's in you got older and it's really hard
So especially for females, it's even tough. Oh, it is hover. Oh, yeah way tougher. Yeah, how old is Kayla Harrison?
She's been in the game a minute. She has to get going, you know, and she she only has two fights right 34
Yeah, hey by the way, um the UFC is a different ballgame, isn't it? Yeah, man, just a different ballgame
Toughest than the world.
Yeah.
You know, so.
Now, what time did you get to the fights?
I get there exactly at seven, sir.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, I did not see the prelims.
Oh, wow.
I hate that.
But that was because, no, no, hold on, hold on.
It's because me and the old man,
the 84 year old playing golf, he beat me and rubbed it in.
But to seven?
Yeah.
When you play 18 holes and you start at 130,
by the time I get down there.
Hey, Papa Callan, start earlier.
We couldn't, we couldn't get in earlier tee time.
Oh, all right.
And that, Papa's got to take precedence, my dad.
Yeah, I get you.
And then I get to see the regular fights.
You're excused.
Uh, but, but, but.
I hate when people show up in the car.
Played some golf, ate a little something,
something, and then I, I, I head down there. You're excused. Uh, well, but, but, but something, something, and then I, I, I head down there.
You're excused.
That makes sense.
Um, but, uh, but, but what a, what a trash talker
as I'm, I, dude, I'm just trying to play golf.
Beating your ass.
Yeah.
Like I, I would, on my backswing, he'd go, man, you
tee that ball high.
Hey dude.
Or he'd go, he'd say stuff like this.
He'd go, don't think about the bunkers.
Your mind tends to get weak on the ninth hole.
Send the ringer.
Send Casey down there.
You know, Casey's like a scratch golfer.
Casey's a monster.
Yeah.
Send Casey our ringer down there.
Our boy Austin Chase.
That's who I'll bring down.
Oh, that's right.
He's really good too.
That guy, that fucking dude, like Austin Chase,
that's where he was hitting the ball so far.
And I was like, Oh my God.
He goes, that's not what to be impressed by.
I was like, what am I supposed to be impressed with?
You're hitting 330 yard drives.
You haven't played in 15 months.
He goes, I know, but what's impressive is when somebody can
hit a low ball or I can draw it from right to left or left to right.
And I go, you can do that right now.
And he goes, I don't know.
He starts hitting low balls.
I was like, Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
High level.
Yeah.
Very, very different.
Would you do this weekend, Jen?
Where'd you watch the fights at? Uh, with Nick, Nick Davis, the producer for
golden hour. Where'd you watch him at?
Are you guys doing his show at his place? Yeah. Any live stream?
Live stream. Yeah. When you guys are, have free time,
do you guys talk about the ins and outs of audio podcasts and audio and stuff?
We talk about fights. Oh, you don't talk about the technical aspect.
We know we do ask each other about stuff, but we talk about fights.
Nick knows his fighting.
Does he?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
He bets on it.
He knows, he knows the betting odds.
I don't know, betting odds.
I know fighting, but not the odds.
So Nick is like the numbers person.
I'm just the instinctive person.
If I pick fights and I picked all the ones.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the two of you are actually pretty handsome podcast engineers. Am I wrong?
I don't know. No, you're not wrong. You're talking about wrong, right? No, you're not. Let's ask the lady in the room
Are they talking about me and her? No, you and Nick. The guys were just talking about dog. A couple of handsome
Couple you and Nick forgot you mentioned Nick and the handsome thing. That's where I got like a little confused
Oh, cuz he doesn't think that's it
I don't think he's not handsome. I just don't I don't consider him like well, I'm I'm a third-party observer and
From a gay man
If you guys are do you watch with your shirts off you weren't shirts
We are shirts and by the way his girlfriend is part of the podcast and he bought or she bought her friend
That's another girl who double date.. I could show you if you want to see the girls. Yeah, I'd like to see that. All right. You guys
can keep talking and I'll just double-date live stream, double-date live stream, weird place to
kind of figure stuff out live on YouTube. There it is. Those are your girls? No, that's, that's Nick's
girl right here. Couple broads, couple broads, couple broads. And they're to be confused with tramps.
Correct. Thank you.
I want to make that very clear. Not tramps.
Let's make that very clear.
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Oh, so you didn't, you didn't see Wonderboy Thompson
Buckley fight. I did see that fight. I was there. Those are prelims.
I saw that fight, right?
Cage side.
In fact, that was the fight I think I came in.
I, no, I saw the fight before that.
Okay.
So you saw some of the prelims actually.
Yeah.
And then I saw wonder boy who did a great job.
And then yeah, got caught.
One, one, one.
Yeah.
Lion.
Yep.
He looks good.
Well, Kim Buckley, he's a problem.
No, I'm saying he's a problem.
Yeah.
But I'm saying. Wonder boy. Yeah. Yeah. Still, still got him. Yeah. He's a problem. No, I'm saying he's a problem. Yeah, I'm saying
Wonderboy. Yeah. Yeah still still got it. Just still top 15 guy
You'd be fighting 10 through 15 guys
Yeah, so Bren. What do you what do you do in that situation where Buckley was just like just charging at?
Wonderboy and run aboard should he stay there and try to like trade or just cover up? What do you think?
You're saying you got knocked out
Cuz it was like it was he just he just charged up against the cage a wonder boy
His thing has been he always get has problems even Alex would have problems to clear was always trying to get him against the cage
So they can't go anywhere. Mm-hmm
So for Wonderboy his not his number one thing in when he was younger good luck in him against the cage
Yeah, as he gets older now luck in him against the cage.
As he gets older, now he's against the cage, his head has nowhere to go.
But is it better for him to be open or just like-
Circle. Cover and circle. Or if you do get caught there, yeah man, cover up.
Or just dive into a double leg or something. Just get low.
Not Wonderboy, no.
Drop low.
Yeah, I'll help.
Not wrestling. Well, you know, could no, no, no.
He's got great takedown defense.
Pretty good.
We got to, you know, get him out of time strong, big legs.
Yeah.
He's all about footwork, but as you get older, that's flat, you know, that stuff goes.
So then Marking Buckley capitalized on it, but now wonder boys, not going to shoot
in on Buckley Buckley can wrestle.
It would be a nightmare.
You get choked out. Really? He needs a circle. It's on Buckley. Buckley can wrestle. It would be a nightmare. He'd get choked out.
Really?
He needs a circle.
It's tough, man.
That's the game.
Yeah, that's what I was, my takeaway from the UFC and being an MMA fighter is, might
be the hardest job on the planet in a lot of ways.
Well, I was telling Chin on, I went on a long
run on the shop show.
I was saying, it's society in general, but everyone's comfortable, right?
You're watching fighters fight and maybe a guy
gets knocked out or maybe a guy gets submitted.
We see a lot of decisions, you get comfortable.
Oh, the sport of MMA, the UFC, the sphere,
look at all the spectacles.
And then you see Alex Pierre fight a lion in
Cleo round tree and you, oh, it's not a game.
Oh, you can't play fight.
I can play baseball. I can play music. I can play baseball. I can play music.
I can play football.
I can play basketball.
Oh, Khalil's never going to be the same.
And you watch that.
And I said, that's why when a guy like Khalil or
anybody that's fun, you see when you walk in a room,
doesn't matter if it's primary league soccer
players, LeBron James, uh, Patrick Mahomes, you walk
in a room, it's like the Lion King.
They'll go, well, there's the guy. Patrick Mahomes. You walk in the room, it's like the Lion King.
They all go, well, there's the guy.
And not because he can snap everybody's neck.
They just know he's just playing a different game.
It's Patrick Mahomes lost this or what he won this
weekend or whoever it is, insert any NFL player.
He's gonna be fine.
Yeah.
And play next weekend, move on.
Khalil will never be the same.
His face will change forever and his brain changes forever.
And that's what he's, the game he's playing.
And he's also not being compensated for it.
So that's why when he walks in the room, they, it's like
blanking Mufasa, they all bend on me.
As well.
You should.
Yeah.
I think that also when I see people who like made it in the NFL played a long time,
or just guys who stayed at the top of the game in
the UFC. All the things that can get in your way, all the injuries, all the things that you have to
overcome and on a daily basis to keep yourself at that level. That's what I always admire.
That's what I think.
In the NFL?
In everything. Like the NFL especially. Anything can go wrong in any given day.
You can play amazing.
You just miss every time, whatever it might be.
And just getting there is so fucking difficult.
It's so difficult.
Staying there is the, it's not how, how.
Well, that's what I'm saying about businesses.
It's like, you can build a brand.
Sustaining that brand is a different skillset.
It's like one thing you build.
You can do a podcast, sustaining that podcast for 15 years, whatever long we've been doing. It's a different animal set. It's like one thing you can do a podcast Sustaining that podcast for 15 years. Yeah, long. We've been doing it's a different animal
My buddy was like what then Hansen said Dan Henderson who fought forever
Multiple world champion different divisions because it's not about how good you are. It's how long you're good. Hmm. How long you're good
I love that. It's true though. He walks like a fucking wooden figure
Because of his fighting days. Yeah, I know a lot of guys like that. When you look at them and you're
like, well, you're 10 years younger than me, but you're walking like an old man. Yeah.
I came up to the baseball practice on Thursday. I'm walking, you know, I have an issue with
my knee. I'm walking up and I was like, you're all right. I'm like, yeah, that's how I walk.
I'm like, oh, I've walked different now. My knee, the old knee, the old knee. What's going
on with that? When this gets to, oh really? Yeah. When that had it, I walked in for now. My knee. They hold me. They hold me.
What's going on with that?
Maniscus tear.
Oh really?
Yeah.
When that happened.
I've had it.
I've always had it.
It's just I run so much now it just flares up.
So I'll go to Tijuana and get some stem cells in there.
Yeah.
You can hook that up.
Do you get it?
What do they do for our meniscus tear?
They can put stem cells in there to reject.
I don't know.
Can they operate?
Oh yeah.
No, not there. They'll put all those stem cells in there and
PRP and all that.
And I won't need surgery.
Where's your meniscus?
In here.
Ooh, that hurts.
Yeah.
It's not going to be good, but if I can run again, great.
Yeah.
But right now running a little.
I can jog, but I can't, I can jog.
So like I jogged this morning, three miles at a six
incline, I can jog at an incline.
I'm fine, but then I can't do it back to back days. Can only. I have to do a day, take a day off, I'm getting older.
Yeah, yeah, that's what happens.
And then even Tiger was like, dad, let's go,
or like on his better side, and I went down like,
oh man, give me a second.
Ha ha ha, getting older, baby.
That's why I got like,
Hanes blows my mind because he broke his foot though.
Wow.
You know?
Yeah.
I hope that's public knowledge, I don't know if I'm speaking out of turn, but he broke his foot though. You know, I hope, I hope that's public knowledge.
I don't know if I'm speaking out of term, but
he was running and stepped on a rock and you know,
yeah.
Here's his own shoe, dude.
Remember when I met him, he gave me a pair of
shoes.
I call him the Kanye West of running.
He's the man.
Awesome.
He's given away a hell of a truck.
Is he?
I wish I could win that thing.
Is he?
Off to. What's the truck? It's a Fox Silverado. They only made, I away a hell of a truck. Is he? I wish I could win that thing. Is he? Yeah, what's the truck?
It's a Fox Silverado. They only made I think a hundred of them
I don't know why I wish they'd make some kind of a it's there
It's Chevy's version that they didn't really release. They only released a few of them. It's their version of the TRX
So there it is. So he's a truck guy. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'd love to talk to him about it
So he's giving away a TRX, but that's not the cool one.
I mean, of course TRX is a cool, I fucking drive one every day, but his Fox edition Chevy.
No, not that one.
The one that popped.
Yeah, that one's over.
It's the one that should pop up.
It popped up, but then it went away.
So we did this.
His son showed up and I was like, congrats on winning the pull-up contest. He broke the world record in pull-ups. Oh, that's it
Does that get your dick hard or no? No, I'm rock hard. Are you? Oh man. Yeah, the things I do for that truck are disgusting
I
Want to get into one other thing another one of your obsessions?
You get obsessed and it's very interesting.
Right now?
So Cam Haynes' son comes and I go, congrats, jacked, just jacked.
I go, congrats on winning and setting the world record in pull-ups.
And he goes, somebody broke it, two other guys broke it already.
Like just immediately.
I was like, oh, okay, well you had it for a sec.
You're in the market for a little doggy dog. I was like, oh, okay, well you had it for a sec.
You're in the market for a little doggy dog.
I'm helping you with that.
Yep.
And I'll tell you this.
Like obviously me and Calan bust each other's balls, but when it comes down to the nitty-gritty,
Calan knows his shit about dogs.
Know my shit about dogs.
You know your shit about dogs.
Yeah.
You want like a herding dog?
I'm like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, the way you obsess about trucks, I don't know if you don't want a puppy.
You don't have to go through all the dog training,
all that.
Like, you can get like a year old, two year old pup,
already trained, you miss all that hardship,
plug and play with the kiddos, good, and comes trained.
I'm like, train.
And we know who he is.
We know.
We know the trainer and everything, yeah.
And so you have been, I've been on that text thread.
You get a bone in your, you won't let go of that bone
I stay on you stay on it hard. Hey every day some pictures
Hey, man, you any pics? I mean I can picture that guy be like, yeah, man. He's right here
I know some pics. Yeah, it's like for the kids. I need more of this for the kids. Yeah. Yeah
Boss D&T, I mean and you've been talking to him. Oh, yeah boy Tino. Yeah
Our boy Tino runs a rescue a dog rescue. Yeah, I'm gonna rescue dog great
Black belt
He's a black belt. Oh, yeah. I've rolled with him many probably five times four times and
Ties you up ties me up. I don't know how he I don't even know what he's doing. He is back brother
I don't know. I just don't know what he's doing. I just keep getting I keep getting he was he was just only using
Darst jokes, but catching me whether I was on top or bottom. I was kept getting he knows his dogs
Oh, he knows his dogs. He knows his dogs, but I just sent me a picture of them at a kissing booth
Yeah, he's such a sweetheart. Yeah, he's a great guy.
Tino's a great guy. Love him.
Good friends with Sam Tripoli and-
Oh, where is he?
Yeah. Now, yeah, so you got, I'll tell you what you got on your mind.
You got doggy and truckies and baseball, Tiger baseball.
Yeah.
Right?
Bossy baseball too. Bossy baseball too right bosty baseball too bossy baseball too
so if it ain't if it ain't bosty baseball tiger baseball if it ain't about dogs
that you're gonna get and if it ain't about trucks i'm not listening they're not i'm not having it
you're not having it yeah there's not a lot you've got to do i thought that the the giveaway stuff
i love it but the the shop that does a lot of the build is in San Diego,
and we had an issue with the transportation.
They're supposed to take it down to get finished because we have to get it finished for SEMA,
and the transportation company didn't come correct, so I had to drive it myself on Saturday.
I was in an assaulting mood.
My only day off.
You had to drive all the way down there.
That was tough.
Yeah. That was tough. Yeah.
That was tough.
Yeah.
That was tough.
Because I had to drive it down there, then rent a car and drive back.
That was tough.
That one bothered me a little bit.
I had to wake up at 4 a.m. on Sunday and drive to Barstow.
That was tough.
Barstow at 4 a.m.?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a...
Because I had to wave the flag instead of me waving it.
I got Tiger to do it.
Really?
Yeah. He loved it. That's Yeah. You love that. That's a great experience.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I gotta go to Vegas this week.
You do?
For Olympia.
I feel like you would just be a peaches delight.
Those guys are not my type.
Those guys are not my type.
Too muscular.
A little too muscular.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they're a little too muscular.
I always, when they ask me,
I have to go over here for Monster Rain,
and I'm like, how come Calendars and Go
and just like jack off at these things?
Yeah, no, those guys are a little too muscular.
But there's fitness, but I'm in the fitness part.
So it's like the CrossFit,
all the CrossFit girls I'm with.
Now CrossFit, now you're getting my attention.
You got my attention.
If you were like Brian,
there's just a bunch of track and field athletes,
Olympic track and field athletes,
who are walking around in shorts and bikinis.
I would go, well, I have to go make sure everything is.
CrossFit doesn't do it for you, huh?
No, CrossFit does it for me.
CrossFit does it for me as well.
Well, they'll be there.
Yeah, so you're going to the Olympia.
Yeah, I go every year.
When, what time?
I'm there Friday, leave Saturday.
CrossFit, I mean, look at that.
Yeah, that's, now I'm too light in the ass for that,
but I, a boy can dream.
Yeah, look at that, that right there.
That's, I mean.
Oh yeah, that's cool. mean, Jesus Christ. You know?
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's something about, I like, listen, I'm going to say it out loud.
I'm not afraid of some traps.
I'm not afraid of traps on a girl.
You're not afraid of traps or a cock?
Well, you know, listen, as long as it's not too big, I like a tasteful dick.
It goes with the traps.
Right? As long as there's not a lot of traps or cock. Well, you know, listen, as long as it's not too big, I like a tasteful dick.
Oh.
It goes with the traps.
Yes.
Right?
As long as there's not a lot of hair down there.
Some of them are gorgeous.
Now she's very pretty.
Yeah, gorgeous.
You know?
It's really the tail pieces.
Bigger arms than me.
Yeah, the tail pieces.
That's the whole situation.
Yeah, that does it for us.
That's just a whole thing.
Yeah, it's just a cool vibe.
I find it feminine.
Bring that girl right there holding up something up there with her arms over her head. No. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, oh
That's Brooke Pence. I think her name is yeah, she's a badass. Yeah, they're all cool. We are Jim. What do you got?
See yeah, they're shredded, huh?
It's a
Actually, let me show the video of you fixing your Hummer
We played this on a shop show, but this is Brendan
Fixing his home in a parking lot. It's 110 degrees and I got
And you know what I got the fluid in my eye he did he was
Like it's not good if it gets to you. I said,
can you read the ball and say anything about getting your eyes? Yeah.
Just dripping down your eyes is dripping down.
I was like trying to fix it like this is dripping my eye and I'm blind my left
eye. And that's my brother's GTR,
Nissan GTR, which I got to have for a weekend. And dude,
did you have to give it back? Of course, dude. He won't let you just I remember
I told you I want to lease it from I know you like a little speed
You like a little snow I drive a Prius so it's just cool it dude
It's lame but driving this for the weekend and made me like it invigorated. Yes. I want to get a new car
Yeah, it's great like a real used one. Let's find a used one. Not a GTR though. I'll get something else. No GTR. Why not? I
Don't think I'm not gonna get anything near that.
Cool.
It's too hard to get.
Maybe we can find one at the auction for you.
Too expensive too, I don't want it.
Oh, I don't know, Bob.
Alrighty, here's a couple of quick ones first.
So I don't know these, I know Chad Ocho-Cinco,
but the other football player.
Jesus, Chad. James Harrison. Apparently but the other football player Jesus Chad James Harrison
Apparently sad I saw that idea
Savage is you me slow but savage so they're supposed to find an exhibition MMA match and then I googled their bodies
That's Chad. Yeah, it chats me
No, she's got no he was notoriously known for being like one of the craziest people in the NFL
I've seen him got her signed. He's the reason he's one of the main reasons for the
Like all the illegal hits and shit him and the guy from the Bengals
Yeah, he's literally an outlier among outliers. He's just look at that dick root
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've seen my dream. No, I've seen him in person. I've seen him sitting down at the airport and I was like, what the fuck? Tim worked out with him.
Really?
He used to work out together in Phoenix.
Savage, dude.
Yeah, I don't-
They played volleyball with medicine balls, like heavy medicine balls for a workout.
What?
Yeah.
But instead of like kidding it, you got to catch and throw it over the net and it's like
a hundred pound medicine ball.
They played volleyball with that.
Yeah, I don't know.
He would toss it like a fucking skittle.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder.
I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder. I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder. I don't know that you get stronger or just make it a little bit harder. I don't played volleyball that yeah, you toss it like a fucking skittle. I don't know that you get stronger or just more no
No, he was so good on drafted
Undrafted dude. He's doing this interview and the guy goes. Oh, so you were drafting us wasn't drafted
He goes. Oh, so then you in like breath. He was like, oh, what'd he say? He goes, Oh, so when you were drafted by a team, he was like, I didn't get
drafted by whatever the Steelers.
He goes, Oh, what round were you drafting us?
I didn't do your homework.
I was never drafted.
You can tell he's like pissed.
He's like, didn't do your homework.
Huh?
Never drafted.
Damn.
Awkward.
Awkward.
And just clearly a nightmare for any quarterback or any offense he was so
good one of my favorites oh this is wild so Marcus and Sinaz actually brought
this to my attention so Jack Doherty who's on he's like a big youtuber but
people hate him apparently he's like a troll like a douchebag but apparently he
crashed his McLaren brand-new McLaren and he starts, his friends so fucked up, they might blur it out.
He has blood all over his face.
He's like, keep filming, dog.
Keep, keep, keep the camera going.
We need two cameras.
For content, yeah.
It's like, help your friend out.
He literally, bleeding from his fucking skull.
Thanks.
I think there's music, but let me see if I can play.
88 million views?
So he's texting and driving in the rain and Rex is playing.
Oh boy, that's not good.
You'll see it right here.
Dude, the number one car you don't want to get if you're a fuckboy is this.
So he crashed there and you'll see the aftermath in just a second.
Car gets fucked up.
And he's still filming.
His friend's out of it.
Oh my god bro.
My whole...
Bro my whole fucking car bro.
That's why you don't text and drive in the rain.
No fucking way
Oh my gosh
There's no fucking- Michael here
How about you go get the car? This is the part we're talking about friend
He's having a record
Do you have this friend? Are you okay?
This kid is holding the line here huh?
Lucky to be alive.
Was she in the car too?
No, no, it's a two seater.
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All right.
Well, that's a nice looking car.
Now you take that car and do we throw that away? throw that away does that car yeah, you just throw it away
Probably go to auction. There's people that can salvage it you salvage it
Because it depends on the engine you take the engine depends if there's engine damage the frames completely fucked
So you can the back of the front of that thing the engine on that is in the back
Okay
The engine on that is in the back.
Okay.
He can do it. It's going to be a lot of work. He's not going to do that. No, but somebody will, right?
Yeah, he can get that auction.
For how much?
You can get dope cars at auction that have been wrecked.
It's just salvaged title.
That's a problem though.
Not if you know people who can fix them.
How much is that?
That's how I can get 10 of GTR.
How much is that rebuild though?
How much is that car, first of all?
Car is probably four or some grand. Jesus.
Depends which one it is.
Yeah.
Starts from 219 but obviously goes up.
Yeah but type in, that's probably a McLaren.
Type in
McLaren, it'd be the two.
So his isn't the most expensive.
That's like the Sienna.
Six seventy, doesn't have the
the Sienna. Six seventy expensive that's like the sienna
670 maybe as the 675 you don't have the 750 do McLaren 675
720
Do 720 you do 75 is 199 to 670. Yeah, I bet that's what he was in good guy or
just 720 type in 720
bigger 10 that's what it looks like I bet he's driving that okay I bet he's
driving a 720 spider so that's a lot of money and the engines gotta be worth
something now to build the front though must be a whole different thing to though the whole whole body everything
Yeah, I'll get you got to start from scratch
You know, you're not tacking on the nose to that right? No, there's a famous
YouTube auto youtuber who found a
It's either P1 or Sienna McLaren they're super rare they're like over a
million dollars but it got damaged in the hurricane so he bought it oh yeah I
saw the damage and redid it dude sick but he put in like you know 200 300
something thousand dollars to redo it you just but on the norm on the normal
side though of things like GTRs and stuff those Nissan's are like Raptors
you want something cool, we
can get an auction.
Dirt cheap.
Here's the problem too.
Insurance is going to go.
You're on your phone.
For him?
Yeah.
He doesn't care.
That kid makes so much money.
He's not like a normal nine to fiver.
For him, he's like, oh, this will be sick content.
Which it will be.
22 million views on that.
And he'll put on his channel.
88 million. And it'll cover the cost of that.
Yeah.
He's not filing insurance.
He's just pretty good.
I have to pay off the loan and move on.
Yep.
That's if he didn't pay cash for it.
Yeah.
But then some of those cars and this, you come from a guy who flipped a truck.
Some of those cars, like you should have to take a special driving course.
Like the, the Tesla pla Plaid, you can't,
a 16 year old shouldn't be able to buy that.
No, too fast.
Yeah. It's some of the TRXs, the Ferraris, Porsche's like,
you should have to have a special license.
What else you got Jen?
Okay. So these two women are saying they were kicked off a Spirit Airlines
flight because they were wearing crop tops that were too revealing.
And the interesting part is-
I'll be the judge of this.
We have a video, but Spirit even came out and made a statement and they were not denying
that that's why they kicked him out.
I think we watch the video, they'll show what they're wearing.
This one?
Yeah.
We don't need any camera.
Please forget it.
Are you part of the situation?
Okay, but the camera holds you guys accountable.
Yeah, you can't, I mean there's nothing that says you can't wear a crop top.
And if you do that again, you're moving me and my toddler from a plane to go back home.
What the heck?
And you're gonna do that as well.
Over what?
Because it keeps you humans that way.
A business cannot treat humans this way.
It's not, I'm not down. A business cannot treat humans this way. This way.
Not, not down.
If you keep going, there's another angle where some guy is like from a different perspective.
This one?
No, keep going.
One more.
One more.
One more. Sorry.
It's okay.
This one. Yes. Yes. I understand where the pain is needed for whole happiness. I think we could consider that the next webinar, even though
she was busy and sweating, because she had to just, I
don't know, like interaction with her.
Yes.
What is she saying?
OK, so your business, you're here.
So none of your time will get off, but none of your
business, anxiety, none of your language barrier, none of
that is going to be at all considered for you.
Can I just tell you one thing? Is the literature primarily about you? Is there a dress code on planes?
So it says...
They let you wear sandals.
What?
It says a guest shall not be permitted to board the aircraft or may be required to leave
the aircraft if that guest is barefoot or inadequately clothed or whose clothing is
lewd of scene or of offensive nature.
Man, straight up I've seen some tramps on Southwest.
Oh yeah.
They don't say shit.
That's spirit.
And you know what?
Look how unfair this is.
Scroll down, look at the girls' Instagram.
Look at her.
I mean, I'm kind of a fan.
They should give her extra peanuts.
I mean, so what did she do wrong?
She was just wearing something very revealing.
What's a crop top?
Like this is a crop top.
It comes up a little bit. Sometimes shows the underboob maybe a little bit.
I think it feels like they're being nitpicky and mean. Yeah, also it's a flight and they're
sitting down who gives a fuck. Right. Like, yeah, they're fantastic. Listen, yeah. I mean,
I'm, I'm, the spirit is already tough enough to fly. Well, she's there on Southwest. Southwest
is cool. Um, Hey, but also,
I mean, I, I, she's just trying to help them.
She's trying to help society be a better place. It's a dark world. She's a dark world. He's up to in the back. He's pieced up.
So she's just trying to say, Hey guys,
I know this is not the greatest airline, but here you go.
And I feel like she's being penalized for giving. Hey, but you what? At the end of the day with all the problems going on in the world
who gives a fuck? Yeah. Right? Yeah. You can't run a podcast that way but I look at this
stuff and I go ah man this one's going to get blown up in Ukraine right now. So where
was she? I don't know what she's wearing. Look at this you'll see what she's wearing right
here they kind of like...
Okay.
Scroll down.
I was kicked out from the flight.
No reflux?
Because I'm wearing a crop top.
Her jeans are super high.
And she has that sweater over?
That's ridiculous.
Not cool.
There has to be more to the story.
That's crazy.
Because we are wearing crop tops.
Oh, that's somebody being jealous of them.
That's the case.
If that's the case then.
That's outrageous. Gay man? I don of them. That's the case. If that's the case, then. That's outrageous.
Gay men?
I don't know.
I, that's a lawsuit.
I need more of the story, too.
Yeah.
There's no way they just singled them out.
That's fine.
That's a lawsuit.
I've seen, I mean, many women.
We're saying that we don't think that's maybe
the reason why they got kicked out.
It might have been for something else.
Because, dude, that's fine.
Yeah, I've seen way worse on the plane.
I think they should kick you off for wearing pajamas.
So you don't like sweats either way.
What else does it say?
Something else is going on.
No, you're out of the house.
Why are you dressed like this?
But then, I mean, come on.
That makes the world a better place.
The spirit can also kick you off
if you have an offensive odor
unless caused by qualified disability.
See, I like that.
I like that one.
Yeah, I like that one. I back that one.
An offensive odor.
Yeah.
You smell, sir.
I went on United and I'm like,
dude, you smell like hummus, dude.
Can you please get off the flight?
Yeah.
But she's got to put up with it for four hours.
But I just, like, to get kicked out,
she looks actually dressed, she's dressed rather classically.
That's fine, that's perfectly fine.
And it says, when the Daily Mail reached out to them
and they were in contact, Spirit said
they were quote, in contact with the two women and noted the passengers agreed to quote certain
clothing standards when they purchased a flight.
In other words, Spirit is not denying that Teresa and Tara were booted over their crop
tops.
That's lame then.
That's insane.
I think that's outrageous.
Something else is going on.
There has to be something else going on.
Or you just had a shitty person on that flight who was a crew member, but also who dictates the dress code the flight attendant
Yeah, so is that gay dude like nope that crop tops too skinny like alright
That's so is there a measurement like what's the standard crop?
I don't know, but it doesn't matter because it looked like a bralette like it looked like a super short one
But her pants were so high that there was this much skin.
And she had that sweater over the top.
Get out of here.
What are we living in, like, I mean...
Isn't that body shaming?
Yeah, but also this isn't Saudi Arabia.
And also they let fat people wear like tight stuff, like dry fit.
Yeah, alright, I'm sorry.
Damn it.
No, it can go both ways. But I've seen- But if a hot chick wears a crop top, how's that any different than a fat girl wearing
a fucking underwear on the show?
Well, I have another question.
How's that different from wearing-
Well, you know if she was overweight and wearing that, it'd be a whole different problem,
right?
Right, but also, what about like a tank top that you can see cleavage?
What about that?
So this is okay, this is not okay, this is okay?
What are we doing here?
That's what I'm saying, who's gonna-
Who's the standard bearer for this thing?
Could I get on the plane wearing this?
Wow, that's pretty outrageous. I wonder if Spirit will... I wonder if there's a loss.
You know what Spirit's going to do? Nothing.
Okay.
Yeah, but that's really our...
Here's $500 in credit for... And your penalty is flying Spirit airline.
Yeah. But that's humiliating. You can sue for.
You also miss your flight too.
Yeah.
There's a lot you can.
The Reno like they don't go to places.
Got another one for you.
A clip has resurfaced of Diddy telling his party go or is the lather up and lotion.
I guess he has a club in one of his houses and here's the video.
He's got a club in one of his houses and here's the video.
Now see anything Diddy does now though is creepy but he's saying like come crack like brush your teeth put on cologne
Fellas wear lotion. Don't be up in all ashy
So this is a reach. Yeah, is it? Yeah probably but um, I guess there was an inner sanctum I guess there was like there was the main party and then there was the
Party. Yeah, like there was the everybody's hanging out with dancing having a good time and then there was the party. Yeah. Like there was the, yeah, everybody's hanging out, we're dancing, having a good time, and
then there was the star chamber where you might get-
After hours.
Yeah, it's an after hours star.
But I'm sure only a certain amount of people got invited to that.
I would imagine so, sir.
Here's one that got a lot of traction.
So apparently, guys, Bigfoot has been seen in Oklahoma.
Love it.
Oh, that's real.
Is that a ragnetang though?
Sure it is.
That's a right.
Holy fuck.
That ain't no ragnetang.
Dude, look at this.
No, that's fake, huh? There ain't no orienting. Dude, look at this.
Oh, that's fake, huh? No, it's not.
No, it's not.
That is not fake.
Look at the mouth.
That's real, and I don't care what anybody says.
Looks very hairy in the Henderson's to me.
Yeah.
They're shy creatures.
Every time you see Bigfoot, you only see like, like his foot
or like you see him behind.
I think that made me that shy.
I know they're super shy.
That's gonna kill you in real life.
What?
There he is.
That's what happened.
Oh damn.
Yeah, they're really shy.
Yeah, that thing looks super fake.
I hope it's real though.
I don't know.
The fact that the guy ran away is like, oh, come on.
Holy shit, Russian tourist films are final.
Yeah.
For tripping and falling.
Where'd she fall?
This one's really, this one bombed me out.
I mean, it is what it, you read.
Just play the video.
I wanna see her die.
Apparently she fell down a flight of concrete stairs and broke her neck.
Oh, that's terrible.
Just wait when she trips over a high knee wall and falls into underpass.
Few seconds for this footage really hit her down.
Also, she she she wasn wasn't watching fell back that
fell to underpass Wow
Be careful guys
I'm depressed now
She broke her neck on that well, that's pretty easy to break her neck. Yeah, it is cuz she probably fell at the high point damnit
Damn it That's easy to trip over, by the way.
You're not looking?
Fuck.
Yeah, it's pretty low.
If you're not paying attention, she wasn't.
So.
There's a kid though, man.
That's terrible.
Just a kid.
What else she got, for God's sakes.
I got one more.
Okay.
American Airlines passenger saves woman.
I have no funny enough about it.
I can't even come up with that.
I'm like, oh my God.
No, there's nothing funny about that.
Watch out for that.
No, but an American Airlines passenger saves a woman from a legend violent male companion on a flight guys
And there is video. Why is call a male companion?
Should be
Oh, that's her man? I put my hand over... Hands off her right now!
I got you.
You f***ing touch her again, you're getting f***ing arrested.
You f***ing touch her again.
You f***ing touch her again.
What's the guy look like?
You weren't assaulted.
I put my hand over your mouth to make you...
You weren't assaulted?
I didn't slap you.
Is it the white guy right there?
I believe so.
But what's weird, what's weird is, um, a passenger asked her, are you all right?
And she said, yes.
And then she says, but he thinks because he's a brain affected man that blank.
So I don't know if he's special needs or.
It sounds like it's a couple.
Says do not F in touch her again. Do not F in touch her again. I don't give a F. Keep going down.
Get your F in hands off her right now. You touch her again, you're gonna get F in arrested.
You F'd up, you don't touch her.
And they don't know if the guy was arrested.
Are you all right?
She says yes, but he thinks he's a brain affected man that's effed, I assume.
Pastor then urges the woman to move seats and she sits in her seat underneath the aisle.
I guess they were clearly...
I've been assaulted.
The woman shouts back, no you weren't assaulted.
Put my hand over your mouth to make you shut up
Man yells back you slapped me
Oh, it sounds like a married couple just fighting like would you guys get involved if you saw that on a place? Yes
You would instantly. Yes, I wouldn't. Yeah, i'd just attack him probably. I mean, I don't know
It just depends too if they're two old couple and they're like, you know
But if it was like a normal dude hitting on a girl Yeah, for sure. I I will typically if it's a
Relay if it's a relationship between a man and a woman
There's a lot of dysfunction if I see them going at it unless somebody's getting hurt, you know stay out of it I stay the fuck out because the cops say this to like domestic violence stuff when they go to save the girl the girl
Attack the cop too because there's love there, you know? So they're going to, and they said nothing's worse than a gay
domestic violence encounter.
Yeah, I'm not getting involved.
You've got two dudes.
The guy's killing her.
Because you've got to remember those gay dudes fight like dudes. So you've got two dudes,
like that's my man.
If you see, yeah, if you see like a, if they start getting in this scuffle and they're
sitting on a plane, you know, I, I, my, my feeling
is they're going to figure it out. Nobody's going to get hurt. They're doing the things,
you know, I mean, I don't know how much I'm going to jump in. I, I've, I've seen it before.
I've seen like married or couples go at it and you can look at them and go, well, you
guys do this all the time. Yes. It's all the time.
You'll be fine because this is what you do or you won't be fine, but I'm not going to get, I'm not, if I jump on the dude, she's going to jump on me.
He would have to hit her for me to jump in. If they're just fighting or like,
if he like grabs her out or something, but if he like, we're the hitter,
yeah, then I'll get involved. Yes. But if they're just like fighting and,
you know, like pushing, it's like, yeah, let me put it this way.
If I'm in a hotel and I see Diddy doing that to that that woman. Oh, yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm doing something
That's bad. Okay, if you see somebody like that where a woman's life is
But if they're in if they're in each other's faces and they start shouting and stuff
No, I'm not so I'm not waiting around to see what's gonna happen. I'm like, I'm not getting involved
shouting and stuff. I'm not waiting around to see what's gonna happen.
I'm like, I'm not getting involved in that shit.
I'm not Captain America.
So what if me and Sinaz were in a relationship
and we're on a plane, you guys don't know us,
and then we're just arguing and I put my,
because they said that they put the hand on the mouth,
right?
So I put my hand on her mouth and she's pushing me away.
Oh no.
I'm not getting involved in that.
I'm not saying shit.
No, I'm not doing nothing.
It's only if I'm like, only if you close your fist
or an open hand. I'm not doing that. If he's covering my mouth.. It's only if I'm like, only if you close your fist or an open hand. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Yeah, no, no, no.
If he's covering my mouth.
But then you push me away and you kind of hit me.
Yeah, because guess what?
Takes two to tango,
got to dysfunctional shit.
Bitches be crazy.
Everybody's crazy.
Tramps be crazy.
Tramps.
You see this shit all the time with like relationship.
Well, you, I mean, I was in a car one time.
Dude, I was in a car one time with dude, I was in a car one time with,
I was friends with a couple.
1970.
They used to have the kind of fights and I'm not joking.
They'd have the kind of fights.
Full blown physical.
It was, she would start like, okay, he's driving.
And I was personally witnessed to her, pushing her head against the window
and kicking him in the face and then kicking him again
and him going boom boom and he is tough as shit and he just looked at it and goes you
get one more you're not getting one more like next one is it and I was like this in the
backseat watch this nothing then then if you want to know if you want to know, if you want to keep going, that was not the first time I saw that.
Not even close, first of all.
Then, there was an argument, and I was not in the car,
but there was a major, they had another blowout like that.
He punched her right in the face.
Freaking out, sorry.
He punched her in the face?
Nope, nope.
He, I said, I'm not doing this anymore,
I think he said something that effectively broke up with her,
and you're gonna think I'm kidding,
but this is what happened.
She jumped out of the car.
She jumped right out of the car.
She died?
Nope, she was going about 30 miles an hour.
She jumps out.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And then runs into the woods.
This just be crazy, man.
And we had to go find her in the woods.
She was hot though.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You're gonna put up with some shit.
But that's when I was like,
when my friend told me that, I was like, yeah, that's not something I'm ever getting involved in. Yeah. Yeah. And you're gonna put up with some shit. But that's when I was like, when my friend told me that,
I was like, yeah, that's not something
I'm ever getting involved in, ever.
And by the way, there's this misconception,
there's a very big misconception
that women don't attack with violence.
They do. No, they do.
Oh, they do.
Because they know the guy's not gonna do much.
They do. Or they can't.
So there's a lot of that stuff that goes on
where you could be with a very unstable woman now
It's way more dangerous when unstable man. Yes does that because he'll tend to kill you so I'm not equating the two
I'm really not but there are plenty of instances where women will get drunk or have anger issues personality disorders and
Attack she jumped on the car. Yeah, she jumped out of the car?
Yeah.
She must have been super hot though to put up with all the crazy things.
There's a, you know, I've already said too much.
I've already said too much.
But when you've been witness to that stuff...
Fine, then I'm leaving.
Yes.
Holy shit.
I had a recent experience, which I don't want to give too much away because it'll probably
be shown, but there was a recent experience where there was a person, I was doing a podcast with several people and one
of the women was, this guy walks in right in the middle of the podcast and throws his
food at her, like throws some food at her and I was like, oh, that's either boyfriend,
girlfriend or pimp, whatever that is.
I go, in the middle of the podcast, I literally do this.
I see it, he walks in, I go, that's trouble, and-
Brian, what are you doing on a podcast with pimps and hoes?
I'll tell you about it, but it was actually a blast.
You were on Adam 22.
No, but it was similar, but it was a lot of fun.
It was a great time.
It turned out to be a, well, you know what I'm saying too much.
I'm gonna have to wait till it comes out.
I have to wait till it comes out.
I have to wait.
But either way, in those situations, watch this, ready? I'm saying too much. I'm gonna have to wait till it comes out. I have to wait till it comes out After it, but either way in those situations, um watch this ready. I'm gone
Yeah, I'm gone. I ain't getting part of it's because I have kids and I'm not putting myself at risk. No
No way
But there's something I saw I saw a dude kick a woman down the stairs a video of it and
Right down subway stairs kicked her downstairs stairs put kicker in the back
No, I don't got this guy that guy's gonna have some problem. Yeah, I'm gonna kill him. I had a
Guy this weekend comes a K-man. He owns these apartments. He's like there's this guy he rented out
Then he turns out he's a pimp the women live there. We're trying to get him out
He's squatting he's I called the cops are doing thing. Can you help us get him out? No, I can answer that. You want to answer the question for
you? I went, what? Bitch, do I look like John Wick? I got kids, man. I got my own shit.
Yeah. You think I'm going to roll in there? And get shot? No, wait for the cops, man.
Or stabbed? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I have children. I have to be
home. I'm not going to go solve the problem that will continue.
The other thing about this-
Pimp skin a pimp, baby.
My friend's sister, my friend's sister,
she was getting beat up by her boyfriend.
And he wasn't even my friend, he was a lot older than I was.
He was a teacher of mine.
And he said, it was a real problem because,
I said, did you go kill him?
And he goes, no, I didn't.
And the reason I didn't is because it was the third man she'd found like that.
And she'll go find another man like that.
Because until she deals with whatever's going on with her that causes her to choose those
animals, and this goes both ways.
Did he say animals? He said animals?
Yeah.
Damn.
And this guy was a, she said, my sister, unfortunately, is attracted to dangerous,
damaged men. And that is a terrible thing. And we'll find that in the room, all these other
people, she'll find the one dude that is poison.
That's a problem.
That is deadly. My friend did a thing where he wrote a TV show about a wife beater,
and he did a lot of research. And it's really interesting. Most of them had a really tough
relationship with their mother, and they get into relationships with women and they'll start
Controlling they're super controlling and it'll start with something weird like I need I need your phone
I need to have your phone. I need I need your phone
I need to see who's calling you but because they have an issue with their mom then their resentment
Yes, it's like resentment. It's it's it's kind of like tramps with the bad dads.
Tramps with bad dads.
Yep.
Tramps with bad dads.
Same thing.
And they'll find a daddy figure.
Yep.
Or there's also-
To try and fill the void.
There's also that chimp thing.
So chimp crazy, right?
So some women are just drawn to a dangerous animal that they want to make theirs.
It's like women, that's why serial killers-
Take me to the wild.
Serial killers get all these marriage
proposals because there are women that say, I know you're the boogeyman, I want you to be my boogeyman.
Yep. Richard Ramirez had like a ton of offers. I think he got married. Charles Manson got married.
I can fix you. I'm the one. I know how to deal with you. I know you're in a cage and you're
dangerous, but you wouldn't be dangerous with me. Silence of the Lambs did a great job of that, where she says in the end,
Buffalo Bill, he wouldn't eat me.
He would consider it impolite.
Like he just, I'm safe around.
I know he does that, but he wouldn't do it to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's, um, that's probably the same impulse that causes men and women to
kind of be around big cats all the time.
Like I know, I know lions.
I know, I know tigers.
They're not going to bite me.
Not me.
And then they all get fucked up.
Yeah.
That Jim crazy doc, when that, when it ends with her getting
fucking mauled by that chip, it's so funny.
Yeah.
Did you go in there?
You went into the cage, your friend, male chimpanzee Jim went? Oh wow cool
I'll take your arm. Oh your air. I'll take that I don't know I think we talked about this
They never kill you they just know they kill you fuck you on oh, they kill the lady on there
I don't know they kill no no they didn't they never kill yeah, it is no they killed that lady
I'm which lady the the lady. What's his name? Oh?
No, she's only get the reconstructive face. Yeah, she didn't get died now
He ripped her face off and her jaw and her fingers and her and her brain was yeah, I mean horrible
So I don't know they will name you they in fact. There's never been a death from chimpanzee
No, that's what they talked about, but there's only been terrible main chimps death
Yeah, they cuz they're so strong to them. They're like, uh, the fucking dude your nose
It's got his nose like they go the chimpanzee bit his nose off and then they she went in and got the chin the nose
That's the first thing that pops up yeah, they'll eat children though, they eat children they'll steal your child
What are the most horrific chimp attacks? Horrific.
No, we're looking for as it says right here, it's been known to attack and even kill children.
Yes, but we're talking about like owners or killing people in Uganda.
It broke off the arm, open the stomach and remove the kidneys.
Okay.
So they killed their serial killers.
Yeah, let's see.
Let's let me read that.
That sounds cool. That sounds fun.
Chimney's here attacking people in Uganda.
Part of a disturbing trend going on in the country
that has led to crop loss and even death.
Yep.
National Geographic reports that the problem has
been going on for several years, citing an
incident in 2014, chimps saw a fatally attacked a
two-year-old child.
Yep.
Stealing a baby from its mother.
Uh, uh, and yeah, wow.
Let's go back.
Wow.
I bet man.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's awful.
That's terrible.
So yeah, young, young children, kids.
I don't want to read what it did.
Yeah, that's terrible.
But, uh, I would, yeah, that's why I would have
a gun. I'd have a gun on my hip. Good, that's terrible. But, uh, I would, yeah, that's why I would have the,
I'd have a gun on my hip. Good luck though. And if I see a chimp, I'm shooting it in the face. They unloaded on that chimp dude, eight bullets and he's still fucking thriving.
That's why you go for a headshot, Brennan.
Yeah. That's what she goes. Headshot. You got him in the head.
Practice your headshots.
Bop, bop, bop.
Give me out of this dark podcast. Are you on the road this weekend, buddy?
No, buddy, but I'll be in Calgary next weekend.
Not this weekend, but next weekend.
Yuck, yucks, October 17, 18, 19.
Come get some.
We'll be ready.
Have some fun.
And then the following week is the following
yeah, the following weekend.
We're in Austin together.
The following weekend.
We are in Austin doing a fight companion.
Yeah.
Very excited.
Awesome.
All right, kids love you.
We're out.