The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1031

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Brendan's new painful haircut, Bryan's old stories of getting tested for STD's, Bert Kreischer uploading the episode of Somethings Burning with Bryan and Brendan on his YouTube channel, the winner of the Drive Fast All Gas truck giveaway, a debate if everyone knows what a certain "adult entertainment" term is Chin's question about asking Teddy Swims to be on his album and much more! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Fall is here. It’s time to step up your game. Right now, you can unlock big savings when you bundle packs. Just go to my exclusive link https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER #sponsored JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby How you doing? What's up buddy? I'm alright man Can I ask you a question? Yeah

You growin horns? I look like Hellboy? Well, you look like you're growing little nubs That's Hellboy when he files his horns down Yeah, why do you have two nub, why do you have two Bro, went to a new barber Shaved down horn nubs I went to a new barber cause I kept going to Floyd's

Shut up people I mean you can't, you can see it, it's here Yeah I mean you can't, you can see it, it's here I mean you can't, you can see it, it's here I mean you can't, you can see it, it's here I mean you can't, you can see it, it's here I mean you can't, you can see it, nubs? I went to new barber because I kept going to Floyd's they show the people I mean you can't you can see it here. You can't take your hat off. I mean it's here in here Hey, bro, take your hat off. What do you they can see it dude? Wait a minute. What do you mean? Oh, thank you good hair. I mean

Crazy the I went to this new barber cuz I've been taking the boys and me to Floyd's and they kept messing up their hair. Tiger actually started crying. They fucked his hair up so bad. So I'm like, I need a real barber. My boy, uh, Patch is like, oh, go to my barber. I go, the guy was good. Was he?

He did that with what? With clippers or with a hammer? I don't know, man. Does he cut hair with a hammer? Dude, but you know, you know when you're in the, in the chair and you don't want to say anything, cause it's awkward. He was, he was like, yeah, man, like talking. I don't know man. Does he cut hair with a hammer? Dude, but you know when you're in the chair and you don't want to say anything because it's awkward? He was like, yeah man, like talking, he's like, you're talking UFC of course.

I'm like, ah. And then the other side, I'm like, okay. That's really bad. Oh dude, it was like somewhat bleeding. I'm like, well this can't. Bro. You gave a good fade though, but. Gave a good fade, but I mean at what price?

You're a Hellboy right now. My Hellboy. You got the Hellboy special. Dude, I always wear hats, so it literally're Hellboy right now. My Hellboy. And you know, I always- You got the Hellboy special. Dude, I always wear hats. So it literally, it sits right where you wear the hat. I was just looking at it. I was like, he's got the swords.

It hurts, man. I'm sure. Yeah. Straight up, dude. You took the skin off your head. And it went, I only $20 this time, man. Oh. Oh, how about free for the next five?

Well, I didn't ask for two tattoos. He injured you. And I know you said nothing. I know you said nothing. I went like this. Hey, eyes filling up. You know how when you get your teeth clean, which you haven't done in 50 years, either of I?

They stick that sharp thing in your, to see the depth of your gums. Hey! I was like, the fuck? Why does that hurt so much? They're like, ah, you know, sometimes you get in there. Well, don't get that in there. Right? Now, have you ever had this?

Cause I'm old enough to remember. When I was in college, I got tested for the clap. Oh, where they put the thing up your peepee hole? Oh dude, they put a cotton swab in your dicky dick? Rotor router up your peepee. Bro, you ever have that? No. Oh man, oh man, oh man.

It's like a cotton swab. Yeah. It's like a long Q-tip that they put through your dick hole. It hurts so much. It hurts so much, I can't tell you. Well, what happened? Did you come out, did you have it? I don't remember.

Do you have to get that done to tell if you're, if your dickheads are running those, I don't think they do that anymore. Do you really need to? No, they don't do it anymore. Are you sure they don't do it anymore? No, cause now you take a, you can pee in a cup. Pee.

Right, but, but, but let me, the reason I can't remember is because if you think I haven't had a positive, you know, when I was a young man, you're crazy. Oh yeah. Yeah. You're like, oh, that's like my friend. I go, he's just having sex with all these girls. I'm like, you know, you know, when I was a young man, you're crazy. You're like, oh, that's like my friend. I go, he's just having sex with all these girls. I'm like, you know, you gotta, you ever worry about like, gunnery or chlamydia?

And plus, if you give it to a woman, she can be asymptomatic. And then if you don't tell her, this is for all you young dudes, you have to, you have to, if you're sleeping with a bunch of girls, you have to tell them because they can go sterile. They can, so you have to, but anyway.

So I'm telling him that, he goes, no I've never had that shit, I'm immune to it. And I go, are you? He goes, I mean I've had that drip sometimes. I'm like, hey you fucking dummy, hey pro-science, that drip is called the clap, you got chlamydia. Anyway, the point is, bag it. I'm getting, yeah.

Magic mind. It's not gonna keep you. Magic mind will not keep you from getting- It's one of the few things it can't do. No, but it will give you better clarity, more focus, put you in a flow state, all of that stuff. It sounds like your friend who thinks he's immune to that stuff should take a few of these a day.

That would be, yeah. So he can be a clear thinker. Immune, sir? You gotta get some magic mind so you can clear think on the subject of that stuff. Where was this barber? Around the crib. Oh, okay.

Are you willing to drive to West Hollywood? Absolutely not. Okay, well. All right. No, no. Fred, the fade's not good either. You did a good fade. The whole thing's not good?

The vibe? How easy is that to, I feel like you could cut my hair, Chen. Look, I'm wearing a beanie right now, but you've seen my fades, right? Chen, you cut hair? I always cut my own hair. And I used to cut my friends' hairs back in the day. I mean, my head's like.

What I mean? He does that fade himself in the mirror? How do you do the back? Mirror. I feel like you does that fade himself in the mirror I Feel you I literally just do the side shin takes ten minutes No, but you say he did your fade right now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying I'm saying you could do it though. Oh You but you said you know you want on you you want me to do it on me

We talked about this is for you. It felt weird like if I gave you a haircut. Why? We talked about it. I don't know. I'm open to it now, dude. As long as you don't cut my skin. Dude, I would make your shit look tight. Prove it.

All right. We'll do it before. Next time I need a haircut is before I go on a roll again. Two weeks, dude. Let it grow out for two weeks. It's official. I'm definitely getting a hair transplant. Yes. Yeah. And I'm gonna look good.

In about eight months. In about eight months. Yeah, I don't think it's happening. Oh, it's gonna happen. It's like one of those tattoo things. It's gonna happen. The problem is I gotta wait till after I shoot my special, I think, because that's in January, right?

Well, that's still not eight months. I gotta talk to them, huh? That's still not eight months. No, because it falls out, then it grows back, you know, there's a whole thing with it. It falls out, grows back? Yeah. Yeah. Oh cuz it falls out then it grows back, you know, there's a whole thing with it It falls out grows back Yeah, oh cuz the the the hair follicles they fuck yeah, but I'm gonna have we're gonna shoot this Fucking dime piece. Hey, you know what at 51 years old when I saw that

Bert Kreischer thing where we did something's burning Oh Bert post that yesterday I was like I was like I was a good-looking. Oh, Burt posted that yesterday. I was like, I was a good looking guy. Go to that right now, Chin. I was cute. What was that, how old are you now? Was that seven years ago? Six years ago? And that's so depressing,

because I've gotten old. I've gone through some stress, which is what happens in life, but I'm like, I don't even recognize who I am now. Yeah, you look like- I was cute there. Look at that. I'll be the girl.

Look at that. And I want to see you- Someone says out now, it looks like this was shot in 07. I'm a bony phony. Eh, eh, eh. I'm a bony phony. But I can be a thoroughbred real quick. Are you fucking kidding me?

You and Bert, we all look younger there. God damn it. 51 years old. A role play. You look chubbier there, Brennan. So you look better now. Brennan was probably 270 there. Thick boy there. He You look chubbier there, Bren. So you look better now. Brennan was probably 270 there. Thick boy there.

He was definitely chubbier there. Yeah, thicker there. Watch the episode. But I think you look the same, Bubba. I don't think you don't feel like you've aged. I look seven. That was six years ago? Seven?

Six years ago. Time flies! It feels longer than that though. Like you're supposed to, I'm like, I was probably 10 years old. Yeah. Something, I don't remember. I mean, I kind of remember doing it. It was a hot second ago.

He still does the show, right? I think so. Yeah. Or did he just post so clear? I think he still does it. Now he has his own studio. He shoots everything under his own roof, I think. Let's go to the actual channel and see.

A day ago, yeah. Well, that's for you. Well, no, nevermind. Yeah, I'm not sure which one's the most recent because he does upload the newer or older ones. So go up. That's the most recent you guys. Yeah, he has some on there. he does he does some old ones too I guess

Yeah, so he's still that he's been doing this for a hot second Yeah, I love birdie firing November He's shooting more in November November. He's shooting more in November? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Bert's the best guy. He's been doing a ton of those.

Man, that's been going for a hot second. He's great. Yeah, Bert's the best. He's the best. The very best. Listen to Donald J. Trump on Andrew Schultz. I thought he came out. How about Schultz-y, man?

I know. Pulling the Trumpy. But he did a great job. Yeah. Andrew did a great job. Yeah, Andrew'sultz. I thought he came out. How about Schultz? He man, pulling the Trump. But he did a great job. Yeah. Andrew did a great job. Yeah. Andrew's very good and funny and informative. And I, you know, Trump sounded Trump was so fucking good and even keeled. And like, that's the weave. He kept talking about the weave. Instead of rambling, I just, he just seemed normal. He, that's why you do go on those things.

Then you see Kamala on like 60 minutes. They edit everything. They said, would you make any changes? That was on the view that was on the view. Yeah. Okay. Not 60 minutes. Sorry.

So 60 minutes is edited. You know this? So they, they've been posting the unedited and then the edited like 60 minutes. And that's edited Brian. Then on the view, they go, would you make any changes? She's like, no. And then she realized all're like 60 minutes and that's edited Brian then on the view they go would you make any changes? She's like no, and then she realized all the backlash she got so then later that night She went on Jimmy Fallon one of those cook shows and they're like would you make any changes? She's like yes

I would because she and now here's they're trying to do this big surge because her polling is failing like crazy So they're trying to what they don't realize is the reason that's failing like crazy. So they're trying to do what they don't realize is the reason that's failing is because she's talking more. So they're kind of fucked. All that training and everything else, and she said, I wouldn't change a thing. And then Biden comes out and says, she was part of every single decision.

She was lockstep with us, and her input was in on every district. So he's doing that on purpose. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Biden's like, wait, hold on. I'm going to be your fall boy. You're just as guilty as I am.

And then with DeSantis, he was going through the hurricane, Kamal was like, he didn't even take my call. And then Biden was like, yuck. Took me on the second ring? Yeah, I just talked to him. And then DeSantis came out and was like, that's because I talked to your boss, dumbass. He's like, you've done nothing for us. What do we have to talk about?

Exactly. She's all, ooh. Exactly. So this whole big push trying to November, it's like, oh, that's not the move. But the 60 minutes, you see when he asks her about the border, he goes, I've been following the border a long time.

It's quadrupled and even more than that. What, why did you take you this long? It's always been a problem. It's not just us. Well, Congress needs to act. Hold on. It's wild, right? Hold on.

You guys could have done a lot better. He did a pretty good job holding her feet to the fire. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. But then- He's a real journalist. That's a real journalist. Yes, but then also edited.

Like, I think that's edited, dude. Well, the mainstream media, without a doubt, is so behind her, it's embarrassing. They don't report on the news anymore. They are just, but that's why Trump going on Schultz and stuff like that. New media bed, new media. And they can't compete with it. No, you can't stop it. They can't compete with it. Dude, we're so busy on Monday. I didn't had such a busy week. Dude, we, we flew in the winter of the giveaway truck. I totally forgot to talk. Oh, yeah

Talk to me about that. I totally forgot. This is the guy who knew what he was getting. He talked to like I asked him I was like, hey, you have a ton of energy when I talked to you. He's like, yeah, dude I talked like three lawyers. I talked to Lex and when you called it, I was happy but it was a long day I'm like, no, I get it. So then he comes he's such a good dude. Was he? Play the video, Jin. Yeah He's he was stoked I mean runs in gives me a huge hug. I'm like whoa big fella. That's great. Just a good person. There he is She's so hot

Yeah, is she who is she dating just curious? She has a husband or something I think I have a boyfriend that helps her with like her interviews. She's got a sense of humor, too Yeah, she's funny. She's massive. Yeah, massive take a little break. Can we just take a break dude? You need insurance Brennan Sometimes tell you what do you ever man driving your car you need insurance, but what do you do? How do you shop for the best rate? That's as easy answer you do with progressive our friends at progressive. They're gonna save you some money They'll save you nearly $750. That's right, buddy. I was just going to tell you that. Drivers you save by switching to Progressive save nearly $750 on average, Brian.

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$744 by new customers surveyed who saved with progressive between June 2022 May 2023 potential savings will vary discounts Not available in all stage situations progressive. She should be massive. Yeah. Yeah, I mean she should be she's special She's hilarious. She's got a great sense of humor. She's good actress and she's Dropped a great. Yeah, you know, she was a like playmate. Oh, she was yeah, like legit model Not like you know, like there's an Instagram models. No, she's like, but she's also like, she's on things right now. Okay. She's massive. Yeah. She's also got personality. Yeah. Knows the space. Smart. You can see she's a real human being. Yeah. Whoever that's wifey material, whoever take it, take it down. I thought for some reason, Alex Pahara and her were dating or something, but no, I'm wrong about us. They have to talk. Yeah. No, I'm not on Tick-Tock. I saw them do a commercial together, which

was brilliant. No, she, she, she shoots with every, she's the UFC's main, uh, go to shoes. She gets all the interviews. Great data was brilliant with it. Oh, he was like, all right, attractive girl check, smart check, funny check, forget all this mainstream. Whatever the journalists, if we want views, let's just do this. She's massive. To me, I would replace attractive with gorgeous. Like there's just something about her.

Sure man, you're really, yeah. What? Yeah, for sure. You're all about her. Yeah, wifey material. Well, you've never met her, but yeah, sure. But I've seen her in person now twice. Just looks.

Yeah, and I just saw that. Yeah, yeah. Hey, hold on, hold on. Don't talk to me about her. Don't mention her name around me. Yeah. Don't because I get a little bit possessive. You'd want to marry her if you met her. Yeah. I wasn't in love with my awesome wife. Yeah. Which I am. Yes. That's the answer. Yes. And she's even better person than, yeah. She's like a legit human. Oh, that's what I mean. She's all done this, it's really like at 57 now, that's a real human being.

Like when they did the UFC Mexico card, not this past time, but the last time, they had these insane jerseys, and you could only get them if you went to the event, and I was like making a combat on the show, and she sent me one. She's a great human being. If you and I were, if we were younger,

and we were there, and she was there, and we were both single, and it's there. she was there and we were both single and there. Nothing would happen, we have no shot. Well, well. She's around the most attractive humans on Earth and still nothing. Okay, maybe though, maybe, hey, hey, you gotta give it the old college try.

If I'm 40 and you're 30, whatever it is, I'm just saying this is what happens, watch. This is what happens, I go, it's great man, I love that, just give me two seconds. Come over here for a second, I'm gonna saying this is what happens, watch. This is what happens. I go, it's great man, I love that. Just give me two seconds. Come over here for a second, I'm gonna talk to you. Hey listen, you're a big guy and you're a strong guy. But I want you to know that I'll knife you.

Oh, to like fight over Nina? I'll knife you. I think every fighter's trying to holler at her, you know? You might have to get through Alex too, you know? That's tough. And then she's really close strictly, and like everyone else. Well that's a lot, you know? You might have to get through Alex too. That's tough. She's really close, Strickland, like everyone else. That's a lot. That's a lot of meat to go through.

You think you're the first dude to discover? Well, I'm just trying to do a sketch with us, though. I'm talking about before she was, you know? Oh, if she was just like a fan then, we ran into her? You ever have that at work? But even back then, she was like on Vogue. And I don't know if she fucked with Victoria's Secret. Like, she's a massive dude. She was even back then. Legit model, yeah and I don't know if she fucked with the Victoria's Secret like she's massive dude

She was even back legit model. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that's fine. I dated legit models. Yeah, it's not like yeah, true We did we had a shot. Yeah, we had a shot on a percent. There's a little older now try now Charming but doing guys you get your hair done. You know what I'm saying? get my hair done and Yeah, she's she's congratulations. What is her nationality? Nina Marie Danielle, who cares? Oh that's her that's her guy? I don't know it could be a makeup artist or her boyfriend. She's smart she doesn't do podcasts she doesn't want people knowing too much about her. That's very smart stay Stay elusive.

Stay out of the way. That's what I do. That's why I'm so elusive. Award-winning Playboy model. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot going on. Congratulations. Oh, it might be.

There you go. That is her boyfriend. I don't know if it's the current. He's a cutie pie. And I got something to say. When I was younger, with that haircut, I wasn't that far off that. I wasn't that far off. No, yeah.

All right? No, she's crushing it, dude. Crushing it. She's crushing it. She's crushing it. She's crushing it. say when I was younger with that haircut I wasn't that far off that I wasn't that no yeah you all right mm-hmm no she's crushing it dude crushing yeah on take talks she gets like 30 million views bubba she's biggest thing in the sport yeah massive it's a lot of views yeah a lot of views yeah that's her boyfriend I might go to that when I get my hair transplant, I might ask for her hair. Ask for his gay boy. That's right.

He's got his soft eyes. You know, he has a soft lip. He's got soft lips, soft eyes. He has better lips than her. Correct. By the way, by the way, and hers are fantastic. He looks like a lost deer. Am I right about that?

You know what? He looks a little dough. He looks like a little dough, a little dough, a little dough. But there's, that? You know what? He looks a little doe. He looks like a little, little doe. A little doe. A little doe. But there's some flavor in there though. That little white boy. Dude, if you were a gay man, and if I was a gay man,

he would be my boyfriend and he would sleep on your chest. He's the only guy who is cuddly enough to sleep on your chest. Oh, if that was my boyfriend, that mouth going to work. Well, you got the same mouth. That would be crazy. A real clash. Are my lips as big as his?

That's some guy on guy crime right there. His looks smoother. They are there. No, no, no. His look like two pillows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His are bigger than hers. He's got the biggest toe eyes.

My lips are bigger than my wife's though. Yeah, yeah. You've got great lips, Bama. Thanks, pal. But you're a big old barbarian. But everything I mean is big. So I have big lips, but you're a big old barbarian. Everything I mean is big. So I have big lips, big dick, big nose, big ears.

And then yours, you just have big ears, big nose. Go back, Chen, there was a picture of, that might be that guy. Go down there to the, so where that big, to the right, all the way to the right. No, right there. Hold on, hold on, I'm going to show you. Here. Yeah, please, please, please. Right there.

What's going on there? Is that a boyfriend? Oh no, that's Ryan Garcia. I'm sorry. Yeah, we don't want to do that. Yeah, you don't know I came into it that that guy's legit her boyfriend Okay, she interviews everyone everyone goes. What do you think of? What do you think of? That guy, you know what? I'm more concerned with why your eyes were drawn to that little image in the bottom corner of the screen Guy I thought it was if I was like if that's his body we have a different conversation Yeah, he's not he is what safe I thought it was his, I was like if that's his body, we have a different conversation. Clearly not. Clearly not. Yeah, he's not.

You know what he is? Safe and awesome. Yeah. You don't want to ride a fucking Harley, man. No. You don't want a wolf, you want a domesticated dog. You know what I am? I'm a Harley that had an engine swap.

I'm a Harley that had an engine swap. Boy, dude, I used to crank. You cranked. And then there was an engine swap. Boy, I used to crank. And then there was an engine swap. And now I'm reliable. I'm not going to break down. I'm not going to go in the fast lane. I stay right at 65. I had a friend.

Every now and then I like to go in the fast lane. I come back to 65. I had a friend. I remember a famous guy, well-known guy, stud and a girl, kind of was like, I like your friend. Now I couldn't go bad on my friend, she said, what do you think, because we're having this thing. And I said, no it's not you.

When I was single? But it could have been when you were single. Yeah, I remember that. It 100% was, it is what it is. No. And I said, well of of course you like him. Everybody likes him, like with you. And I said, if a wolf is a nice thing to keep in a cage and take out once in a while,

but always know you can tame, but never domesticate that wolf. That's all I said to you. I said to her, I said, that's all I'm going to say about my friend. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. I'm like one of those chimpanzees back in the day where if you would have came in the cage, I'll rip your face off. And now they took my nuts and I'm fighting to look at.

But if you're expecting chimpanzee shit, those days are gone. And we, I still climb a tree. Should be noted that 30, when you walk around your tank top, the amount of attention, the amount of attention, the amount of attention that you got was rather disconcerting.

You had a shaved head, and the amount of attention that you got was disconcerting. I was a chimp. You know I was? I was a chimp. You were a smooth gorilla. I was chimp crazy. You were a smooth silverback,

and you brought out the chimp crazy in a lot of gal. Yep, and I'm not just talking about that lady with the terrible lips brought out the Chimp Crazy and a lot of gals. Yep, and I'm not just talking about that lady with the terrible lips and eyebrows on Chimp Crazy. I'm talking young doze. Young doze. That wanted a fucking wolf. You're talking about this female version of her boyfriend. And even those boys, even guys like that.

Yeah, even some guys. You got a lot of gay attention. You still get gay attention? I still do, Bubba. It's still popping. I was at the gym Yeah, even some guys. You got a lot of gay attention. You still get gay attention? I still do, but it's still popping. I was at the gym today, boys working hard. Still causing some ruckus. A lot of guys who look at you and go, I want to climb that big man.

Girls and guys. Yeah, girls and guys. Yeah, maybe girls, right? But, um. No, you still get business from girls. Yeah, but little do they know, Chimp Crazy days are over. Daddy got a fan. Daddy's neutered, my big balls are gone. Daddy does spends a lot of time on a little league field

Yes, a ton of time on little league field There he is. No, no go back go back. Hold on There's a bunch. I just typed in burnish of young. Okay. Good. Well, by the way, there you go That's don't be mad at that. No, don't don't know that ain't Those aren't the day done piece days. Wait, what this? But by the way right there Aaron Hernandez That's that's that's Aaron Aaron Hernandez. It does really look like Well, I am handsome murder handsome murderer

That's an agent him and tim te Tebow by the way, a couple dime pieces. Tim will shut it down. The only time I was embarrassed lifting weights, I stopped lifting weights. When you guys walked in and I was deadlifting 145 pounds for reps. You can stop this, Jim. There you go. That's before your nose was fucked up. Well, thanks to Cro Cop. That's so different. You said it, Khalil Raunchy's face will never be the same. Never.

And your face was never the same after you got the shit fucking broken by Crow Cop. Marcus Jones is the one who need me in the nose. That really fucked me up, but then I didn't have surgery to after Crow Cop, and then now I got fucking, you know, Bill Cosby's nose. Yeah. It's not good.

Yikes. Jim Crazy, baby. Jim Crazy. I'm one old crazy, baby. Jim crazy. I'm a one old hot rod with an engine swap. Yeah. And it ain't a big 350 anymore. Yeah, now they had to put. No, that's a safe.

Let's get that, you got that Camry engine? We gotta put it in there. You got about a 200 horsepower? Gotta get the 200, we gotta put a governor on that too. We'll try and rev high, but we don't want him getting out of line. Can't have that. No, no, no.

Because there's only so much you understand. See the way it is is this. Daddy got some miles on. Look when you got it when you got a category five hurricane constantly hitting your seawall eventually the seawall is going to give way. You understand what I'm saying? That seawall is going to break down. And some guys have to deal with category five attention you're talking about tramps category five tension category five in this hurricane is called tramp well there you go you get her game tramp you get out hey and the levees the levy ain't strong enough no my levy ain't strong enough not much I'm a speedboat and the engine swap yeah there it is you think you want to speedboat go to the video though for the fucking giveaway. I don't know how we got here. Sorry, Sanaz. But this guy Will was great. He was so funny because he's actually like an off-road.

He competes. He did the Met 400 and he was like, oh man, it's too bad you didn't know I was going to win because here you can play it. Wait, before you do it, Sanaz, before we do it because we're on the same topic, you worked with a lot of pro athletes. Was there one pro athlete that got a crazy amount of female attention? I mean. All of them? A lot of them did. A lot of them did.

Joe Boro doesn't get any attention on his Instagram, right? I will tell you, I remember when Matt Kemp was hot, it was just obnoxious. Matt Kemp? Yeah. Was it Matt Kemp? For the Dodgers. Matt Kemp? Yeah. Was it Matt Kemp? For the Dodgers, Matt Kemp? Yeah.

You see? He played for the Dodgers, and when I was working with him, it was just impossible to get anything done. Is that right? Not my type, but yeah. Yeah, just tell. I'll tell you a story about him when we're off air.

Really? Yeah. Yeah? You don't say. Okay. Great, yeah, good dude. Be here, friend Walker Bueller pitched last night. I might know your story.

Yeah, Walker Bueller, his team didn't help him out, man. There's so many errors for him. I felt bad for him. And then Walker Bueller also, he got robbed yesterday. Yeah. Oh shit. We'll get to that, play this. All right.

You like this, man. The one that dropped, man. Dude, man. I want the truck, man. Dude, awesome. He looks exactly like somebody I would picture who want a truck. He fucking tackles me. Good job, bud. I'm stoked. This is so exciting, awesome, and it's everything I thought it would be and more. That's a big deal. I treat my whole crew and everybody around me the best I can, and you know, good things happen to good people, and it's true, you know. Good things happen to good people.

Yeah, he's just a solid dude. And he's actually going to use it for what it was built for, to off-road. And he was like, man, it's too bad you didn't know I was going to win. He's like, that interior's sick, but I'm going to destroy that. Because you don't want nice interiors in off-road. No. Because you're going to destroy them. He's like, I mean, it's nice.

This is going to get fucked up. I'm like, yeah, do your thing. Oh, because he's going to do off-roading? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's going to turn's gonna get fucked up. I'm like, yeah, do your thing. Oh, cause he's gonna do off-roading with that? Oh yeah. Yeah, he's gonna turn in a class eight race truck. Yeah. I'll be at like the MAP-400. So I'm gonna see Will all the time. That's what's up.

So wait. Cause I'm at those things too. He's gonna race his truck. He'll race that truck, yeah. Wow. But in order to race it, so you can't have any windows. So he's like, the windows doors see ya.

What? Yeah, he's like, so I'll rip all that out. No, no. He'll put in a full roll cage. Wait, hold on, wild. That's what you want. Isn't that crazy? I don't care. But now he's gonna go I'll rip all that out. No, no. He'll put in a full roll cage. Hold on a while. That's what you want. Isn't that crazy? I don't care.

But now he's going to go back to work on it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That thing's not done. Just keep it. No, but not that. Especially if you're into off-roading, that's perfect. So what is that truck?

That truck is what you give somebody when you want a stock model to off-road? No, no, no. There's nothing stock about that truck. There's nothing stock about it. So that stock's already been tricked out. Oh, my god. He has done everything for me. So now you stock. So that stock's already been tricked out. Oh my God. He has done everything for me.

So now you're gonna. You think I'm giving away a regular? So now you're gonna, now you're gonna, you're gonna, all that's for nothing. Well no, cause if you wanna turn it into a actual race truck, like on off road circuit, you need a roll cage, so you don't have to ditch the back seats, all that shit.

You need a fuel cell on there. Yeah, but how about not? How about just have that great truck? No, that's why you want them. How fast is that truck? It's fast and he'll make it faster. Like he'll make that thing dope to compete. So, but again, that's what it was built for. So it's that he's the perfect for our first one. You know, I thought some mom in Irvine with big tits gonna win and take that to, you know, in an outburner with her kid. That's not what it's for, man. It's a bummer.

You got the perfect guy. Perfect guy, man. He's a bummer. So that you got the perfect guy. Perfect guy, man. He drives that thing. Such a good dude. Yeah, such a good dude. He was so sweet because prior to us filming, he asked me, he's like, do you think Brendan will be like weirded out if I just run up and give him a bear hug and pick him up?

And I'm like, oh no, I think he would love it. Yeah, I'm in. And all of that was just, he was so excited. And he just said it so perfectly, like, it's not about doing something to win the truck. It's about you like the merch, we bought it, and good things happen to good people. And honestly.

Well, people don't know about that video, because you told me before, is that when he did hug, he had an impossible boner. And Brennan was like, oh, and he goes in your ear, I think he said, that's exactly what you think it is. Yeah. And you went, thank you. And he goes, I didn't come here for the truck. I didn't come here. That's how I got these. I didn't come here for the truck. Yeah.

I already have, he goes, I already have a truck. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. And so you guys went for a ride in that truck and things got busy. Yep. That's crazy. Came back. You guys went, you guys went chimp crazy in that fucking truck. Cause the back seats, they're there for a reason. Yeah. Cause I've heard horror stories. The guys like at roadster shop, they do the giveaway and the guy, they flew him out and he was like, Oh cool.

Like, dude, we spent like years building this thing to give away. And he's like, yeah, I don't care. And they're filming, you know, And they're like, fuck dude. And they left out in the rain. Yeah. Was a convertible left out in the rain, ruined the car? I mean, granted, you know, it's yours. Do what you want to do with it, but that sucks,

dude. I've heard horror stories of giveaways, horror stories. Yeah. Will's fucking perfect, man. Thank God. Thank God, man. I love it.

Yeah. He's great. That was a long day. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He God. Thank God, man. I love it. Yeah, he's great. That was a long day. It was good stuff. Long day. Dude, shout out. What'd you say? I said, wait till you see his next one.

Oh yeah. Nothing's been a beast. The guys that gave us the coffee, what brand is it? Dropkick. Do we have a coffee keg in the freaking studio? Dropkick Coffee. That stuff is great. It's in San Diego, fantastic, right?

It's great coffee. And Sanaz, a shout out to Sanaz, who got us to put a, Sanaz. We've only been doing this for, how many years now, 13? Sanaz, like single-handedly, got a cold brew station put in our fucking studio. They deliver it once a week.

Come on. For some coffee boys? I love you, Sinaz. I love you too. As a person in general, I think you're an amazing human being. I love you. Thank you.

We love both of you. You're going to bring the chimp crazy. We love, we love Sinaz and we love Chin. I was having a conversation with Chin the other day on the phone and I was like, I love this fucking dude. He's my friend. He was there from the beginning.

I have nothing but good things to say. Love you too, Brian. You're a good man. The coffee's good though. That's it guys, I'm leaving the podcast. I just wanted to say that. Because you signed it off. Just fuck it.

Yeah, that's the thing, the coffee's good. Thank God it's not sour. So if you want to suck. It's called Dropkick Coffee. Dropkick out of San Diego. Shout out to Dropkick San Diego. Great coffee, great cold brew. Had one and I'm feeling good. Part of the reason.

I'm on my third. Are you? Oh yeah. Yeah, you'll extreme it. Ride it hard. You'll extreme it, bro. I'll extreme it. Yep, you will extreme it.

I'm gonna go to Vegas tomorrow, dude. You do? Okay. I know, the Olympia. Patrick Bedd-David invited me on election night to, they're going to fly me down to Miami. I'm going to be with him on paneling. Like a live stream? Yep. And then I'll fly right back to do the podcast that Wednesday.

That'd be cool. It'd be tough because I'll be there till- Don't cut it up on there. No. Don't cut it up. Don't be like in the middle. You know where I stand. I know where you stand. Yeah. I need you to be vocal on it.

I'm voting for Donald Trump. Yeah. I'm voting for Donald J. Trump. So we're staying at the Trump Tower during SEMA maybe, and it could be a really awesome time or a terrible time there. Cause it's right around the election. Yeah.

He loses you. I just, I thought he, I thought he came across so well and I just think, I think Kamala Harris is, I mean, I just, uh, I thought he, I thought he came across so well. And I just think, I think Kamala Harris is, I mean, I just don't know what she stands for. I don't know what she stands for. Nobody does, but you're not voting for Kamala. I'm not voting against the system as, as, uh, you know, I vote against the corrupt system. Kamala could be replaced by any of any other. It's not her. She's a puppet. She's a moron. You're not voting for her. right? You're not voting to have dinner and Donald Trump date your sister. I get all the allegations all the bullshit

You're not voting for the president who you want to hang out with that's not what I hear. He's a good hang Yeah, maybe but some people can't stand that so you're not but always too, you know outrageous when he talks And that's not your vote. You're not voting for the guy to fucking hang out. They have no sense of humor But yeah, I know yeah. No, I agree. We're voting voting for the guy to fucking hang out with. They have no sense of humor, but yeah, I know what you're doing. No, I agree. We're voting on policy and that's what we want to do. What do you got, Jen? When are you going to Miami?

I'm going to Miami November 5th. Okay. That's Tuesday. Not hurricane time. No. Oh, no. It's been long enough. Dude, so I have a house in the eye of the storm.

Oh, no. I have a house. My brother-in-law and his family had to evacuate. They had to go down to Miami. They had to get, I mean, the whole neighborhood. Go down to Miami? Cause is it not hitting Miami?

Miami safe? No, it's that safe. So they had to, they, my, my family had to literally take their entire everybody and just go. The water is, they're expecting it to be the kind of storm we haven't seen since 1920. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. So literally category five.

And the mayor for the first time said on TV, she said, if you stay, I can tell you, you will die. And that's really, she goes, I've never said that in my life and I'm saying it today, you will die. It's like, what the fuck? Unfortunately, some people can't get out, right? But the people that stay, man, fuck. Well, so in our neighborhood, it wasn't mandatory

in the house, that neighborhood I bought, everybody left, everybody left. There's one person that stayed. He's like, I'm not leaving. If you can get out, go, man. Well, you know, Lex, our boy Lex, I remember the last time there was a Hurricane 5 coming and Lex was like, I'm staying.

Yeah, I know. Marine. Yeah. Not me. Sometimes the weather doesn't care for your Marine. I saw one dude, he's filming it, he's on a boat out there in the hurricane and he's gonna like live stream it, hoping he survives.

It's chances aren't good. That's just not smart. If you want views though, dude, go do it for us. I mean, all right. Good luck holding on your phone. The 200 mile an hour wins. I don't get it. Like that's 200 miles an hour.

Err thing gets blown out to sea. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're done. All right. What do you got, Jen? Take a little break guys. By the way, I will be at Hendrix in Orange County. Hendrix this Saturday at seven o'clock.

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That's trueclassic.com slash fighter. Shop now, elevate your wardrobe today. I'll go with this one first. You kind of brushed on it. I wanted to bring it up. So Walker Bueller apparently got robbed when he was at like the racetrack, San Anita park over the weekend. Um, him and his wife were there and they got like mobbed by a bunch of people.

And then somehow someone unbuttoned his shirt and then damn a magician stole his watch. A magician. So there's all planned. Yeah. Oh, $100,000? Yeah. Wow.

What kind of watch would that be, Brenna? Rolex. Really? Yeah, and then I was really fucking, you know, he's a professional, so I knew it wouldn't affect him. Like I was talking to Tiger about it, because, you know, Walker's a professional, so I knew it wouldn't affect him. Like I was talking to Tiger about it, because you know, Walker's my boy. That's my guy.

And I was talking to him, and then I was talking to Tiger, and I was like, hey, he lost his watch, and he's like, oh man, he's gonna pitch so bad. I'm like, no, Bubba, professional, watch. He'll come out with a fire under his hat, professional, buddy, that's the difference. You drop your ice cream cone, the game's terrible. The pros, they don't give a fuck.

I performed with swine flu in 105, and crushed, and I'm like, I'm professional. You drop your ice cream cone, the game's terrible. I froze. They don't give a fuck. I performed with swine flu in 105. Professional. And crushed. Professional. I'm professional. But when you're pitching for three hours, different, you know? That's not easy.

And you're in the fucking national championship game. You want to do it? Oh, he did it. His team didn't help him out though. And he got off to a rough start. They had three years. I'm sorry, Dodgers. Dodgers, yeah.

And the Dodgers are still in it. They're playing the Padres. They're playing the Padres. They're playing the Padres. They lost last night by one again. So now they're down two, one. I got to watch this tonight. Tonight they play again, right? Yeah.

You're not going to watch it, right? Huh? You're not going to watch it. No, I, all bullshit aside, I fucking love baseball at this point in the season. Well, then you got to fucking watch. I know. I love it at this point. It's Dodgers-Padres, nothing better. I mean. And the Padres got to fucking watch. I know. I love it at this point.

It's Dodgers-Podges. Nothing better. I mean, and the Podges are red fucking hot. Right. I see. I'm not from here so I can do this. I like both teams. I want Dodgers- Yankees just for the ratings and my kids love Aaron Judge. That'd be great. And I like Bryce Harper. So, Philly's where... How are the Yankees doing right now? I watched one game but didn't watch it to the end. Good, man. Yeah, but I mean, I know they're doing good, but what, where are the two? One and one. One and one.

Yeah, it's one and one, yeah. Are they playing tomorrow or tonight or no? They're today at four and the Dodgers are at six. Damn, we got some baseball. This is when I love it. Do you love it? I swear I do. You just found out it comes tonight.

No, I know, I know, but I. You haven't been watching it at all. No, I haven't been watching. I haven't been watching because I've been in, like when I go, they're always have it on. We're watching Aaron Judge. My dad's a baseball fanatic. been, like when I go, they're always have it on. We're watching Aaron Judge. My dad's a baseball fanatic. So when I was with him, he's in town.

I'm watching it, but I, I do, I love it at this stage. I can't watch it. Nothing better than October. I know the season is too long. Oh, I love it all. October is crazy. I love it all now. Hockey's back?

Hockey, I don't care. Okay. Hockey, I don't care, but baseball. Yeah, no, hockey. I watch football. I can't get enough of I can't get enough man I'm not in the NFL this year. Really? Why do you think that is? Your boy Robert Soleil as you say it got fired. You got fired and was escorted out by security I don't understand why they fired him because that was a very close game

Not cool either and and to do it in a way where like he was blindsided. He was clearly like. They really talked to players or coaches. They escorted him out. Yeah. Hold on. Don't feel too bad for him. They still have to pay him.

I think it's like 2 million a month for the next like four years. 2 million a month? Yeah. Somebody said, I read one ESPN analyst take on it. They're like, you know what I don't think helped is he wore a Lebanese flag on his like shirt. Oh, get the fuck out of here. And I was like, dude, we're going to.

It's a Lebanese flag. They're playing bad football. Yeah. That's all it is. I know. Quit trying to make it more, they're playing horrible football. I don't think it was very firing.

It's, you know, Rogers, my boy Rogers ain't helping him out, you know? Well, he did really well. I watched that game. Aaron. No, he didn't. He did though. He threw an interception in the end.

He's not playing well, right? But, but, but, but. And that's my guy. He's not playing well. No, but, but, but, but he,, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but It doesn't though. It doesn't. But he only lost by a tiny bit. It doesn't matter. But is that Sally's fault or is that? It doesn't. It's going to be the head coach's fault. And who knows what's going on behind the scenes. The way I see it is if it's such a close loss,

I feel like you give him more of a chance. What was the score on that? That was 10 to 9. You know what I'm saying? That's horrible. That's not a good game though, Brian. That's horrible. 9?

Yeah, 9 points. It's not good. It's a low scoring game. Yeah, I mean horrible. Nine? Yeah, nine. Horrible. It's not good. It's a low scoring game. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't. I feel like he. What are you going to say to us?

I wouldn't have fired Robert over that. I think last year should be a wash because Aaron was out. It's not his fault. Yeah, agree. And I think this year we haven't had enough time to figure it out. Who knows what's going on behind the scenes though. There could be turmoil between him and Rogers. I don't think they like each other after that video where everyone was like, no, you just

didn't expect a hug. It looked weird. And they're gonna go with Rogers over Saleh? Saleh. Saleh? Yeah. Do you do, I feel like Aaron Rogers looked on point with his passing.

No. No. He's having a rough year, man. He'll be all right. CJ Stroud looks good. Yeah, all right. CJ Stroud looks good. Yeah, he does. CJ Stroud looks great. Brandon, I know this.

CJ Stroud for Houston looks great. All right, what do you guys got for us? Here's one. This is all caught on tape. This was a back house on a home lot in Long Beach and it just suddenly exploded and we have the whole video. It just blew up? Blew up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Was anybody killed? So there was a guy in it who apparently has burn injuries. They took

him to the hospital. I have they haven't it yet, but it was such a big blast that people five, six houses down were like, we fell. There's nothing left of his house. Yeah. And he's still, he's okay? He's okay, just has burns. How, well, it might be really bad. How did that happen?

So the fire officials think it might have been a gas leak. Yeah, gas leak for sure. You gotta check your appliances. Oh, fucking, hey hey the reason that you smell Gas You know why you smell gas from friends because because you they put a scent in gas Oh, it's not it decides gas is actually scentless and 20 or whatever it was yeah

Yeah school. Yeah. Yeah. Well, wow. Do you remember that episode from friends where Ross at that house? No, we don't watch that bullshit. How dare you? Ross was trying to pick up a girl and like say like cool stuff. He was like, yeah, you know why they put that smell. It was funny. Yeah. But dude, look at that. The house is destroyed. Does insurance cover that or? Here's another one guys. So Lisa Marie Presley just released her memoir and she. She's dead.

She's dead, but her daughter finished her memoir and it was released. And apparently she had kept her son's body in their guest house for two months because she didn't know what she wanted to do with it. Okay. And he just was like rot exactly like she says, she says, I kept it at 55 degrees to preserve his

body. And she even wrote in there like, some people might've thought this was weird and scared the piss out of everyone, but for me it was fine. Look, I get when you lose this kid, it's tough. You know, you don't want to let it go. The pain is beyond that. You can imagine.

How old was the kid when he died? It was a 20 something. Yeah. Oh no. 20 something. Late 20 tough, man. You don't want to let it go. The pain is beyond what you can imagine. How old was the kid when he died? It was a suicide. 27. Yeah. Oh no. 27. Late 20s? No.

Yeah. What happened? Why? Fuck. Because Hollywood? I just, I think. Because Hollywood? Whoever knows.

He was grandpa's Elvis, man. And he just never found his way. I got to tell you, man, I have, I've been in Hollywood for 30 years and I have seen this. I have seen what happens to the, I have seen celebrities, the celebrities I've known, I've seen their children and I've seen what happens, especially to the boys.

It's not pretty, man. It's almost never pretty and I don't, you know, sucks. I just don't know about keeping a body in your guest house. I know people that dogs died. We do have a kid though, Sinai. And she's probably grieving. It's tough. Be fucking tough.

It's beyond anything. Be fucking tough. And I gotta tell you, when you have friends who have children, it's beyond anything. Like, I couldn't handle that. Yeah. She wrote that she was trying to decide whether she should bury him in Hawaii, um, or at

the family plot and she chose the family plot. Yeah. In Graceland. Oh. Yeah. Anyway. He died in 2020. Yeah.

Wow. So here's one. Um, Bill Maher was caught leaving the Chateau Marimonde with Al Pacino's 30 year old girlfriend. Okay. And no one's commenting on it. They reached out to Al, he's not saying anything.

They reached out to Bill and he's not saying anything either. But they were caught getting into his SUV and looking pretty chummy, I guess. Yeah. She's into ugly guys, huh? There's something about her because she's got her own money, everybody. She's got her own money, so. She's got her own money.

So- She don't have fame though. Big difference. What does she do though? She has her own money. There might be other guys who are a little younger, but she's got a thing for old men. She has a thing for old,

unbeatable men. And there are women out there who like that. There are women out there who love an old seven year old, since 75 year old. I think it's fantastic. She's 30, so do your thing. Oh, that's that chateau. Marmotte. She's 30 so do your thing. Oh that's a chateau. Marlon.

What does that tell you? She's got a fetish. She's got a fetish. She likes old. Ugly men. Bill Maher's hideous. He's not the best looking man in the world. His nose is fucking atrocious.

It's a big boy. I mean, see he's got, yeah, he's not. It makes your nose look like Michael Jackson. I'm better looking than Bill and Al. That's not big boy. I mean, see, he's got, yeah, he's not. It makes your nose look like Michael Jackson. I'm better looking than Bill and Al, you know. That's not saying much. Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, no, they're, I mean. That's incredible.

But who knows, maybe he's friends with Al and he was giving her a ride, I don't know. That's incredible. Because they have to know that there's paparazzi outside the fucking chapel. Paparazzi! Yeah. Have a little pride, girl, god damn. Just two uglies? that there's paparazzi outside the fucking. Paparazzi. You know. Have a little pride girl, god damn.

Just too ugly. No, that is what it is. I mean, Al Pacino I can kinda get, he's Scarface. 40 years ago. I don't, for what it's worth, I don't get it. She might have, you know, that's her fetish. She might have daddy issues. Or grandpa issues. She's got grandpa issues. Or grandpa issues. She has grandpa issues.

That's a real thing. There are, there are women who are into grandpas. That's a fact. Yeah, there's huge granny porn. Yeah. Ew. What? Yeah, name a fetish, there's somebody.

There's Chubby, you know Chubby Chasers? I knew a guy a long time ago who caught his wife watching Grandpa Born. Oh guys. That'd be so disturbing. That's a fetish. You know what you'd be like? You'd be like, this is awesome. I got a long time with you.

No, I would not. No. I'd be like, you're disgusting, get out of the house. That's where you'd drop him off? Yeah, that'd be so disturbing. You're a mother of three fucking kids. Would you rather she was watching... Here's a good disturbing. You're a mother of three fucking kids. Would you rather, if she was watching, here's a good question. You know what I'm gonna ask. Yeah, I know what you guys.

Would you rather you walk in, your wife is watching. I don't wanna see any of them. Hold on, hold on. You walk in, your wife is watching two old, old gray, an old gray. Like Lemon Party. Old gray having sex with a woman, a young woman, old gray, okay.

I mean, he's got a grandpa body. Anything else. Okay. Or Black.com. Yeah, I know where you're going, Black.com. Black.com. Cause you get it. But also I'd be disturbed by all of it.

Yeah. The worst is she's watching like one of those Bukkake videos. What's that? Oh, shh. Oh, you're serious. Bukkake is a Japanese term for a gang. I'm sorry. A gang. There's no way Oh, shh. Oh, you're so in line. Oh, you're so in line. It's a Japanese term for a gang. I'm sorry.

A gang. There's no way she does that. A gang bang. I don't know what that word means. It sounds like it's like bathroom related. A bunch of guys end up, you know. It's like Cinnabon icing all over your face for multiple people that make Cinnabons. Oh.

If you were like, I don't know. Come on. A lot of women don't know what bukkake is. No. Thank you. That's more of a guy thing. My wife wouldn't know what it is, too. Yeah, if you were like No, that's more of a guy thing, but my wife wouldn't know what is how to I would I would challenge you right now to call her and ask her straight Don't text call. I know Chin my wife didn't know what it was. We were talking we were all talking. I was like I said something It's such a known name. I don't want to know if Joanna knows.

What text right now? I mean, then, oh god. I'll call my wife right now, watch this. Watch. Text, but make sure we see all the text, though. Of course, why would we watch it? I don't know, dude. Who gives a fuck?

It's just Bukaki. That's what I'm saying, that call would be better. On the audio, too. Mother of heaven. Ew, I just googled it. Yeah, it's just, think of it as just set up on icing. Why would anybody want to? It's a bunch of dudes jerking off

and coming on girls' faces. That's disgusting. How do you spell bukkake? B-U-K-K-A-K-E. She knew it right away. No, I googled it. Yeah, you look at her and she's like, wait, your search is full of bukake. Why does your search history say bukake bukake bukake?

Gross, you guys. And then Chin's got a bukake tattoo at the base of his spine. You're right there. Right there. I go, I said to my wife, do you know what bukake is? We are all asking our wives for the pod as In all me and Brendan. Mm-hmm. And what did you say? Oh, she didn't respond yet But see that bitch like send me this serious text

That's how you're I can answer back then. Oh, hey real quick. I'll get to that real quick Do you know bukkake is question mark? I? Wanted the phones for the audience because people are gonna like be like oh no what is he saying it's bullshit I wanted them to see or hear right on the spot. This is the weirdest thing I think we've ever done to see the wives know what it means. I didn't know what it meant. She might be busy. You seemed very upset that I didn't. I just didn't I don't believe what it meant. She might be and you seemed very upset that I just didn't I don't believe it But whatever it was like you didn't hear who Michael Jackson was she was like what?

Do you know what anal is? Yes? Then that to me that's the same thing What's pretty specific anal is like dude, okay? It was very Very common name something else what? What else falls in the line of bukkake? 69. No, Chin, those are all basic. You grew up with like 69, you grew up as a kid.

Eating ass. All that's basic. You're naming things that say what they do. Bukkake's a, I mean, a particular thing, Chin. That's a pretty, that's a pretty, that's a pretty singular thing. Like when you're a kid, like someone would bring up 69. If your A and your friend brings up bukkake your friends are fucking social

Here's why I disagree. I think younger people would know what bukkake is more than the older people Like now you can see your grandfather. Yeah, it wouldn't with cell phones now for sure I'm a bukkake you can get on fucking Twitter, but I mean, I think everyone knows what bukkake is It's been said so many times around us chin and I was right But yeah, dude, come on. You listen. Did your wife text you back yet or not? Not yet. No, she's probably fucking busy. She's probably like, what? I cannot wait to see what the actual responses. Yep, she didn't read mine. Oh cocky. I'll just call her. Should I call her right now? Please call Danny. Yes. You didn't have to say her name. Like my mom wouldn't know what it is.

My mom wouldn't know what it is. No, of course. As I say, the older generation wouldn't know, the younger one would. Because we're all, especially like 30 and under, social media porn is everywhere. Yeah. It doesn't explain how I don't know what it is.

You're not old. No. Hi babe, you're on the podcast. Just I have one question for you. Do you know what bukkake is? Bukkake? Yeah. Seems like she doesn't know.

I can't remember if it's, isn't it when you're taking shit and getting head? Thank you. So no, it's not. I'm glad. Because Sonaz didn't know either. Oh my God. That's called a Blonker.

She said, is it this or is it this? That's called a Blonker. What else is, what else? Or is it when you, hold on, is it when you have a bunch of guys jack up? Damn it! Fuck yeah! I told you!

That's, that's, that's. That was my second choice. That was your second choice, but. But it's not like she knew right away. She said two options, but she knows. But she's a little confused. Her first option was, ugh. Yeah.

Ugh. I was. I've been out of the bukkake game for quite some time. What the hell? That sounds weird. Thank god. OK, bye. OK, bye.

Oh, great. She's like, I haven't done a bukkake in about five years. That doesn't even mean forever. All right, I love you. Bye. Sorry, sorry. Scrap that. Bye. forever. Alright, I love you, bye. Sorry, sorry, scratch that. Hey, Sanny.

I love you forever. Bye. She's all, sorry babe, I haven't had a bukkake in about... But I haven't had a bukkake game forever. Oh, oh. I didn't even play the game. Just cut to me like this. Like I never get out of it.

What if she's like, I've done a few bukkakes. Never a Blonker though. Is that what's called a Blonker? A Blonker, well that's... I believe it's called a Blonker when you're taking a dump and somebody's giving you head. Oh my God. Gross, you guys. I agree.

That's disgusting. Oh, let's take a break and talk about wieners. About your wiener, wiener, wiener. I'm not talking about bukkake, daddy. Your wiener can go from a wiener to a hog if you do the right thing. Dude. You promote good blood flow. You promote good blood flow. You want good blood flow.

Do you know, by the way, uh, this is according to a podcast, I just listened to that almost 40% of men under 40 for the first time in our history suffer from some kind of erectile dysfunction. And those guys also vote for Kamala Harris. Well, listen, let's not, let's not get too political, but the bottom line is. No, there's nothing wrong with that. A lot of these guys are not taking in the kind of nutrition they need.

And we are over-medicated, and you can go to a doctor, they can give you something, you can go to a gas station, they can give you something. Good luck with all those crazy side effects. Yeah, or you can get into some, you can get into joy mode. Natural. All natural backed by science. Sexual performance booster. Dude, when I take joy mode, I look at my wife,

I go, it's Jim crazy time. Dude, you want to boost levels of, wait, stay there, I want to read this. I'm using all the science it's backed by science. I zoned out all that but this stuff is not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. The point is, you see, I'm using all the science. It's backed by science.

I zoned out all that, but this stuff is natural, backed by science. Like B said, dude, get your chimp crazy on the bedroom. It's pre-workout. All right. So if you're ready. It's like an electrolyte pack. If you're ready. You can drink water and drink it.

That's so easy, man. So if you're ready to get chimp crazy in the bedroom, it's a pre-workout for your sex game. All you got to do is go to tryjoymode.com slash fighter, enter fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order. That's tryjoymode.com slash fighter, 20% off your order. Get Chimp Crazy. Get Chimp Crazy. Blonker the act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the faeces is in there. Okay, please get me out of here. Okay.

Get me out of here. Okay. This whole episode's gonna get flagged. That's flingy. Yeah. Oh, it is? Yeah. No, it's fine.

No, no, no, it's fine. That's fine, dude. Don't be such a prude. Wow. Yeah, when you start mixing poo in with my sex, I'm out, I'm so out. Yeah. It's like pineapple on my pizza.

What do you call that Vince McMahon? Yeah, hashtag Vince McMahon. All right. Okay, so guys, the Jake Paul Tyson fight is happening, apparently, and Jake Paul just added a new stipulation. He's offering Mike Tyson five million extra dollars if he lasts more than four rounds. But if he doesn't, he has to get,

Tyson has to get a tattoo that says like, I love Jake Paul. Yeah, he's trying to, and you know, Jake's great at this, they're trying to get traction on this. It's just not happening. It's just, I just, I don't know why Jake is doing it. I mean, he's much smarter than me. His team's much smarter. I just don't see the upside here.

I don't get it. And I love all this bullshit. I don't get it. No. No, I don't either. Yeah. I don't know. It And I love all this bullshit. I don't get it. No, no, I don't either. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like a stretch. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't like it. So this topic comes up a lot, guys. That one. So there's 14 different states right now that are suing TikTok because they're saying it's like adding to their children's mental health issues. Might be true. And from what I've heard from a lot of people on the inside of the business, TikTok might be banned as soon as January.

Like they're really pushing it now to ban it. And it's all because of the political side of it. I don't have fun with that. I think when they, when they can prove, or maybe there is evidence that China is involved in one way or another with, uh, trying to sway public opinion or sow dissent. Uh, if that's the case, then they got a problem. But they, the even bigger problem is, and even, you know, Mark Zuckerberg and even Steve Jobs, like I'd never

let my kids use Apple, like hell no. I'd never give them a tablet. I'd never do any of that stuff. Like studies on kids that start young on tablets and all that shit. It's that's just, it should be banned, man. It's insane. Yeah.

Yeah. Here's one. You guys. But also if you own a business, be like, that's on the parents. Yeah. It's on the parents. You guys like Gordon Ramsay?

Yeah, he's cool. Well, former Hell's Kitchen people that were on the show are saying that everyone was afraid of him. You had no shit. It's on TV, like it was part of the show. Part of the show was to have, it's called Hell's Kitchen. This is dumb dumb. Yeah, that shit. It's on TV. Like it was part of the show. Part of the show was to have, it's called Hell's Kitchen.

This, this is, this is dumb dumb. That's his M.O. Yeah, that's his M.O. They did these fucking dumb dumbs. That's the whole point. That's what he was there for. Yeah, they were like comparing it to like throwing babies into a lion's mouth. Shut up.

Everybody was scared. That's what we wanted to see, you fucks. That's why he has a TV show. Gordon Ramsay's awesome. You go to Hell's Kitchen for God's sakes. He's awesome. You know what we wanted to see, you fucks. That's why he has a TV show. Gordon Ramsay's awesome. You go to Hell's Kitchen for God's sakes. He's awesome. You know what you're signing up for. Now you're complaining about it because you know you can get traction.

Cause you probably finished fourth. Your career didn't work out. Who is this now? That's exactly who I think she would look like. There's multiple chefs though, right? It's for a new reality show called the Dark Side of Reality. Apparently, um, this person came out and said that Gordon told them, you never tell your employees they're doing a good job.

The instant you tell them that is when they stop trying. And he's saying like chefs know how to verbally disembowel people. He's so good at it. Like, come on, guys. I just it's like going on naked and afraid and being like, I didn't expect to be naked. There's too many mosquitoes. I'm suing. Yeah, ridiculous. Now expect to be naked. It's so ridiculous. There's too many mosquitoes. I'm suing.

It's ridiculous. Now people are bitches. They're just, but that person is doing whatever they can do to get attention. That's all it is. Didn't win it. Probably finished fourth or fifth. Things didn't work out. They have this shit restaurant.

How can I get traction? Gordon Ramsay yelled at me. That's all this is. This one's interesting. So the world's first hypersonic jet is ready to have a test flight. So to give you an idea, this thing's gonna go Mach 5, which is 3,000 miles an hour. So from here to London, it's 3,461 miles. Yeah, I believe Mach 5 is five times the speed of sound. Is that true, Jim? Yeah. Look that up. Yep. Mach 5, 5.

Yeah. So that'd be 3,500 miles an hour. You could get to London in an hour and a half. 3637, 3,500 miles an hour, I think. How long? You can get to London in an hour and a half. Less than. How about that?

Hour and 15. How about that? That's crazy. Yeah. Five times the speed of sound. So that's so nuts. They said if successful, the engine would actually travel at Mach 6,

which is 3,600 miles an hour. Yes. So like, think about that. Now, do you know why you have to be careful about where it flies? Why do they fly over the Atlantic and not over the continental United States? No.

Because the sound, when you break the sound barrier, the sonic boom will break all the glass. Think of Guile Street Fighter. It'll break all the glass. So your house. That was the sonic boom. Yes. Do you know why?

Do you know how that the sonic boom works? It's really wild. Do you know why? Because it's going so fast that it pushes all the air molecules into a ball and then the air molecules break apart. Look that up to make sure I'm telling you. Like it'll knock buildings over.

What? Not really, but it will shake buildings. I've watched many movies. It could blow roofs off. I don't. Close enough? I like where you're at. You don't close enough. I like how you're I like where you're at. Then why wouldn't they fly over? It'll spill your coffee. Oh, so then

they could fly over the. It'll break windows if the windows aren't if you're if you're out enough. Let's see. Sonic Boom is associated with shock waves created when an object travels through the air faster than speed of sound. Sonic Boom generate enormous amounts of sound energy sounding similar to the explosion of the club with human error the crack of supersonic bullet passing up overhead is the crack of a bullwhip okay Sonic booms do in large part Sonic aircraft is a like a routine fuck come on I can narrow it down so you say it's a what is it burn like it's I think it's when no air bubbles so try here when the aircraft pass through the air it creates a series of pressure waves in front of

the aircraft and behind it similar to bow and stern waves created by a boat. These waves travel at the speed of sound and as the speed of the object increases, the waves are forced together, compressed because they cannot get out of each other's way quickly enough. Eventually, they emerge in a single shock wave which travels at the speed of sound, a critical speed known as Mach 1, which is approximately 741 miles per hour at sea level. Damn. I still don't know what that means. So it just creates like, it creates a wind of 741 miles an hour. Okay. Wait, is that, so it's actually sound,

it's sound molecules or what is that? These waves, yeah, pressure waves. It's just pressure waves. These waves, yeah. Pressure waves, it's just pressure waves. That's crazy that plane can go that fast. Crazy that engine can last at those speeds and RPMs, going that fucking fast and not blow up. It's crazy how human beings have created things that can go that fast to carry human beings through the air. And be safe.

That's magic. Well, safe's all relative, but did Boeing build it? When is that coming out? Let's see. I know it's a, they're going to be- I remember Elon was trying to build an underground train to go that fast. So he's like, people could live in New York

and work in LA. How? That's insane. Wouldn't that be cool? You could live anywhere in the country and work in LA. Like you like came out, moving to Nashville. We like see you tomorrow morning.

Every day you take the train the train take you 40 minutes But the first thing I think of is is you can your body handle that speed, you know, they're figuring it out, bro Yeah, you'd need tunnels. I don't know. That's what you want trying to build. It's pretty incredible Clearly they're figuring out if you can be in that fucking jet probably about Clearly they're figuring out if you can be in that fucking jet probably about 30 years away. It can't be healthy But yeah, I don't think you're gonna need to travel to places I think you know holograms are gonna be so good. It'll be you know, if you think facetimes good way till holograms show up But there's nothing like the real thing. No, you do the real thing I'd rather have some underground or planes that can get somewhere in 15 minutes and you live anywhere. I'd rather have that.

Says Venus aerospace is hoping to run their first techs flights next year. So in a few months, they want to make it for both commercial and defense. It's going to be so expensive. So expensive. Yeah. It's like we're both going to be dead by the time

it's Southwest prices. Yeah. What else you got? Here's my last one. This was just kind of funny. No good deed guys. This woman who has been feeding raccoons for some time now had to call the police because a hundred raccoons ended up in her backyard and there's a video of it. They told all the homies.

Living around her home for almost four decades found herself surrounded by nearly 100 of the animals. They'll fuck you up too man. They don't care yeah. Kitsap County Sheriff's deputies came to her rescue after she was forced to run away in her car to escape the furry and very hungry creatures. So 35 years ago you first started Kingsman. You got a raccoon problem. Six weeks ago. The woman says the raccoons often surround her day and night demanding food. And she says she's been quoted prices as high as $500 per raccoon to trap and relocate them. Deputies refer her to the Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife to help find

a solution to her pesky problem. Move. That's on her. She's the one who created the problem. Now she's complaining. It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. That's what the raccoon said. No, Khadid goes un-ponished. That's what it says down there, you know? Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Hey, you know why I didn't give it to you? You're better than that. Yeah, you wouldn't write that. That's fucking terrible I'm better than that horrible joke. You look like you were gonna get sick you went Yeah, cuz I don't want you going out like that man just gave up on it. Oh, yeah, he goes on

Punished I think possums are worse than raccoons though. No Possums. Yeah, no Don't mess with you. Yeah, right. I'll play dead. Yeah raccoons are fucking records No, no,'t respond back. She said a serious text and I just follow up. Yeah, no doubt. Hey, do you know what Bukakia is? It's like a serious text too. Yeah, no doubt.

I'm like, yeah, that's crazy. Hey, uh, Hey, by the way, guys, um, I, uh, I will be at Hendrix this Saturday, which is in Dana Point, in Luguna Niguel. Have you been there? Yeah, I know. I'm doing stand-up there at 7 p.m. On Saturday?

Yep. Great food, by the way. Yeah, at Hendrix. H-E-N-D-R-I-X. So if you are in the LA area, wherever it might be. Orange County. Orange County, wherever it is. Orange County.

I'll be at Hendrix, 7 o'clock Saturday, can't wait. Yuck Yucks, October 17, 18 and 19. In Calgary, Alberta, I think. And yeah, Yuck Yucks. So there it is kids. And I got a bunch of dates. Daddy don't want busy. My kids love ya.

Wait, question before we close out the show. This is, cause you guys are like considered celebrities, right? Yeah. Very loose term. Whatever, dude. You guys are, okay, anyway. We're D level celebrities.

So my question to you, this is like, I want advice from you guys. So I'm sure people have asked you to be on their podcasts or whatever, like you say, yeah, I'll do it. Right? Yeah. Or even they want you to do something and you guys are like, cool. And you're like, yeah, we all agree to it

so My conundrum with teddy swims who is the you know, one of the most that's my boy amazing singers And I met him through you. So thank you for that. Yeah um, he said straight up like Uh, yeah, i'm down to be on the next album. Just let me know. You know, you know, he gave me his phone number. We texted. I feel so, you know how I am. I don't like to ask people for stuff, but he said he was down to do it. How long ago was that? The last five companion with him.

You know what I would do? You know what I would do? I would, I would send him the song you want him to participate. He likes the song. I know that already. Well, but you haven't talked to him since last time. That's what I don't like to. That's the thing. I don't already. But you haven't talked to him since the last campaign. No, no, no. That's what I don't like, Tim. That's the thing, I don't know how to do it. You should've followed up with him.

I'm so, I don't want to like. No, no, no, no. Because what you don't want is to think people, you just want something from him. That's why I'm asking you this, yeah. But me hitting him up earlier with you. His last companion and he's so busy, he's going to be like, and he blew up since then.

Yeah. Like, he's way bigger. He's already, he's been big, but I know what you're saying. Like, yeah, way bigger. No, I would send it to him. I'd send the song by K-Man. Uh, I don't know. That's why I wanted to ask you guys. Picture of me like this.

I would just send him the song by K-Man. I've been working hard on this. Uh, I read it by you, you said you might be down. No stress at all, I know you're swamped, let me know. Yeah, that's good advice. Just make it big by K-Man, let me know. Have Rogan do it, I'll call Rogan. Come on, Bri, no, this is not helping.

I hate asking myself. No, I would literally just, by K-Man, last time we spoke, I've been working really hard on it, I think it's good. Let me hear your thoughts, I'd love for you to be on board. I know you're swamped though, so no stress, man. Keep killing it. I don't know if I'm gonna do it,

but if I do it, I'll do it like that. Fucking do it, Jin. Shoot or shoot. Hey, what's the worst that could happen? You think he's gonna go on Instagram, be like, this fucking Jin guy? Ask me. I don't want him to think that we're, you know.

Jin, you know what I'm saying? You want him because he's talented, and he'd make the song. No, the song would be amazing with you. Do it then. Okay. You have nothing to lose, Chen. Like you don't talk to him as it is.

You might. And by the way, he might say, let me, let me record this song and you become a songwriter and you make money on it. How about that? You never know. Or like with, the other thing too, those guys are so in their music artists, right?

They're not business men. So they're not very on it. So I think that with Jelly Roll, we had to track them down to like the day before he released the album. He's like, yeah, I got you, man. And then knocked it out. So maybe if you send it, he's probably swamped a week later. Yo man, just follow up on this.

We're just trying to get the album done. Just let me know. And then if you don't hear nothing, all right, at least you tried. What you said there is very, it just brought back memories. I, I'm the one that hit him up to, you know, to make sure he did the song jelly. And then he just did it right after that. So I hated doing that too, but it has the thing, chin. It's never personal.

It's not, he does. It's not that he doesn't like you. If he saw you, it's not that he wouldn't give you a big hug. People are busy and it's never personal. Of course. I just don't like asking. I know but you shouldn't be embarrassed either You shouldn't he's Ted. He's a great guy. I guess he's sweetheart if he can do it I promise you were he was where you were so he gets it

So I promise you if he can knock it knock it out He'll do it, but maybe he swamped in the studio or something. So it's worth asking No, and it's also not like Outlandish it's not like you're asking hey man you mind if i use your face on the cover of my album no he said he wanted to to be a part of that dude that's what i'm saying man dude he's in when he sang when he sang uh that song journey i was like yeah come on he's insane like like think how busy jelly is i know and jelly would still do stuff for uh yeah if we did it some right now he's the one the biggest the world Joe I just don't like that

that's the main thing I don't like asking but I like your advice no I do after my hair transplant I'm gonna seriously I'm gonna give serious thoughts to get any music you're good singer Brian all right so thank you no Joanna got back right now I put boo boo. Doing a thing on a show. You know what bukake is? She goes, no. I don't know what it is. What is? No, she misspelled it, but she put it down here.

Thank you. No, I don't know what it is. No, I don't know what it is. That's it. All right, my mind is opening more and more. I won't be so judgmental. Jim was furious. You know what bukake is?

I thought Sonata knew. What the fuck? Do I? It's myata knew. What the fuck? Do I? It's my favorite sport. Your wife is like, no, those days are long over, buddy. That's right. Those days are long. I don't know what.

My Bukaki days are past me. Oh. Like literally my soul leaves my body. No, I stopped doing that. I always fucked up my hair. What else you got? Just like this. Just. Oh, okay. Oh. Oh. All right? Just like this. Just, oh, okay. Oh, oh. All right, love you kids.

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