The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1035

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk Sanaz bringing pasta for the group but Brendan taking it all, Donald Trump being on Joe Rogan's podcast, this weekend's UFC 308 Ilia Topuria vs Max Holloway, Chin wanting to play a game with the crew, current events around the world and much more! True Classic - Fall is here. It’s time to step up your game. Right now, you can unlock big savings when you bundle packs. Just go to my exclusive link https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER #sponsored

Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. Just a couple things before we start. Sanaz made Brendan. What kind of pasta? Pasta, it was rigatoni, I'll tell ya.

It looked like a delicious rigatoni. Carbone? No it was a- It was a Carbone dupe. It was the Carbone dupe of their spicy penne albacca. It was basically penne ala bota. Before you throw me on the bus, let me set it up. I've been fasting.

I went from 6 to 6. 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fasted all day. So I'm a little calorie deficient. I get it. And then I didn't eat. I fasted all day today. I was going to do the same thing.

Can I tell the story? And then she goes, I have pasta. I went, I've got to try it. She goes, make sure you save some for Brian. I went, no doubt. She walked right by me and she goes, you gotta try some of my pasta. Now I haven't eaten it.

I went, that sounds good. And I look over and you're hunkered down. And by the way, you're hunkered down like the way you eat in prison. No, it was gone. You're guarding. Oh no, bud, it was gone before you came over. No, I was watching you eat it.

You were, you were. Was I guarding it? You had your arm like in prison. You were blocking watching you eat it. You were, you were, you were. Was I scaring it? You had your arm like in prison. You were blocking and you were this and you looked at me sideways. You went, hey, what's up? And you're eating and then you're, I know this because you took the rigatoni

and you were dragging it along the sides to get all the juice. Yeah, to get all the juice. And I'm like this, I'm like. One critiques and a little more sauce. Okay. A little more sauce. Yeah, yeah, a little more sauce, very good.

And I said, I said, I bet you my portion is in the microwave. That's why I opened the microwave. Because I saw you eating it, I go, I'm not getting in there. And excuse me, a piece fell down on the ground. And instead of like letting the dog, the dog, the tiny dog goes and Brennan pushes, he pushes the dog in its face, he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, grabs it off the ground where his feet have been and eats it.

That's all hungry animals. And I went, oh, you're hungry as fuck. And then I realized, and I go to the microwave and it's, you've put your coffee. No, that was in my coffee. That's why I said, who did that? How'd that, how's that happen? So it was for coffee in there for 50 minutes it boiled literally. There's nothing in the cup. It was just coffee when you open that up

Yeah, I went who did that and then we kept on keeping on. Yeah, I'm keeping on that pasta is fantastic It's good pasta, especially when you're hungry. There's nothing like fucking good pasta or a piece of sourdough with butter. Oh, I was so hungry. We passed McDonald's on the way here and they have the whole, uh, the, the food poisoning thing going on. I went, I'd risk it right now. I'd risk it. I was with Rogan. One time we went to Felix. Unbelievable. Right? Yeah. Felix is known for their incredible pasta because, oh, I don't know, they bring the Samolina in from Italy a specific part of Italy The chef has been doing it forever, right? Yeah. It's alright. Yeah, I don't think you've eaten Because I called you to yeah, you might have had a bad like I've had the best pasta and bread

I've ever had good. I thought was it hmm. You know what know what I think scope It might have been it might have been that you had It's for me. It was rated the best pasta in america But for me, it was the best pasta, you know your food too and I got the it was like the white noodle It was like the white noodle it had the pepper in it. Got your pepper. Yeah, sometimes you'll get a couple things about that Because even joanna and she like she goes it's all right Yeah, I went right I go is it the best you ever had? The noodle was quality, like the pasta, and you didn't feel full after because that's the quality of the noodle.

Sometimes you'll get a guest chef in there, the under chef. Sometimes it's impossible. Intern. Yeah. But overall, you get that pasta. No people rave about it. It's the bread. Hey, I never went back.

Oh yeah. That's what happens. I know, I got to go back and try it again. Yeah. Because everyone says the best, I'm like, that's, and the bread. And I never went back. Oh yeah, you gotta go back. That's what happens. I know, I gotta go back and try it again. Yeah. Cause everyone says the best aren't, that's all right. Yeah, it's, and I'm with Rogan, and they're bringing out this pasta, and Rogan was deciding- They put the stuff on it?

Didn't mean to interrupt you. He was only eating meat that month. Now, he also said it's the best steak he's ever had, and he talks about it a lot, cause he was like, this steak is unbelievable, they don't fuck around with their steak either. But this guy, I was like, can you have one. They don't fuck around with their steak either. But this guy, I was like, can you have one bite?

Do you think you could have a bite of this? Did he do it? Did he have just a bite? Cause the chef from Italy is there. You don't get fucked. And, and he, by the way, the chef is so such a maniac that he calls it spaghetti, even though he's American. Yeah. Oh, oh no, I don't like that.

No, no, I know. My dad does that. I hate it. He's awesome. But the Oh, oh no, I don't know. I know my dad does that I hate but he's awesome But don't do that change that I know but I actually kind of like it cuz he's such a nut He makes his own pasta there. They roll it there. We speak American. They speak American spaghetti spaghetti I hate that. He's a white boy. Yeah, like no But he's he's a maniac. Okay now in a good way. Hey explain this, you know food Why are the stakes at Italian restaurants the best? but he's a maniac. Okay, now, in a good way. Hey, explain this, you know food, why are the steaks at Italian restaurants the best?

Like Scopa's T-bone is the best steak in LA. So it comes down, thank you for asking, it comes down to something very important, the fucking quality of the meat. The meat. What happened, where was the cow fed, how was it fed, and then you worry about Seasoning it. You know what they do with it. There's butter salt and pepper. Yeah salt pepper a little bit of butter

Yeah, not even butter a lot of time I like butter and if they do butter what they'll do is they'll heat the butter up a little truffy They'll heat the butter up with some rosemary and some garlic. Yeah, they tilt the pan now I'm hungry They take the fucking they take the butter with it and it's called basting. They take the butter with the, and it's called basting, so they take the butter in the spoon and they keep pouring it over the fucking steak. Look what I'm doing.

You're doing this, dude. It just seeps into the meat. It seeps in. And you got a red fucking center. You get that pan sun hot, sun fucking hot. You sear it. And then you got that butter and that rosemary and that garlic, fuck you.

You had that steak, right, when we went there altogether? Did you have pasta? I'm pretty sure I tried this. We all shared stuff, so I had to try it. We gotta go to Scopa, we gotta go to Via Veneto, we gotta go to Felix and eat steak there. Via Veneto's fantastic. Oh my god, he's another Hainanian.

I know, he's my favorite. But he's actually a talent, so he can talk like that. From Rome, from Rome. We got Felix, don't do that. If you ask he's another, I know he's my favorite, but he's actually a talent so he can talk like that from relax. Don't do that. If you ask for Brits, you about, I love restaurant owners cause they're crazy. And they're like, if you ask them about any other restaurant, they're like, I ate there. I couldn't actually put the food in my mouth. I couldn't put the, it won three Michelin stars. Yeah, I know.

I couldn't actually put it in my mouth cause I got to it and it was so disgusting that I had that they're so crazy, they're so competitive. That's everyone though, everyone's tribal. The best. Like yesterday I was shooting this show with my truck, my TRX, Ram, and there's a guy that has a Raptor. You know, I'm not territorial with cars, I like it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's like, kind of talking shit, he's a buddy, he's kind of talking shit. I go, hey, hey, hey, your dad Henry Ford? He goes, why you go, is Henry Ford your dad? He goes, what? No, I go, dad Henry Ford? He goes, why you? Is Henry Ford your dad? He goes, what? No, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you so tribal over your truck?

You didn't build it. You didn't put that thing together. It's a battle of competition. Oh, you searched Google better than me to buy parts? What the fuck out of here? What are you doing? What are you doing? Stop trying to, truck, don't compete in a sport,

nobody else is competing in, bro. Yeah, there's no competition dude. We're not right. You're not a builder. What are we doing? You see that with a lot of like martial arts schools too. Oh yeah. Especially Jiu-Jitsu schools. No, not Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. That's bulls**t. Like really? It is? Oh, it is. Everyone gets in tribes, teams, Yankees, Red Sox, Ford, Mopar. Yeah. Now we're fine. Now we should talk a little bit about the Dodgers and the Yankees. Oh, the MLB is thinking they're lucky stars because if it was the Mets versus the guardians ratings would have sucked all the baseball. The two biggest, but the best players in the league. We have the NL MVP in.

Shahani. I mean, Otani. Otani says Shatani. That's fine. What hat's what's his first name I mean. Otani. He said Shatani, that's fine. What's his first name? Shohei Otani. So you have the NL MVP, the AL MVP in Judge, and then you have the both richest and most famous teams.

Unbelievable. What a story. And they haven't been in the world since, what, the 70s? What are the odds on that series? Who is the better? Dodgers are slightly favorited, but it's close. It's like, they might be like, I think they're minus 125. God, they're good.

Last time I looked right when they won the game. Cause I thought maybe the Yankees would be favored. It's gonna be a series. A series. Money line is LA minus 126, New York's 106. Over, under on runs. Tonight will be eight and a half. Well, Friday night.

Friday night. Friday night, my bad. Oh, I like over eight and a half. We'll be on a plane heading to Austin. Fuck my mouth. That kills me. Yeah. You know what I like to do with the games? I like listening.

I prefer the radio. That feels old school. I like listening. I prefer the radio. It feels old school. I prefer listening to watching. I like baseball. Most of America experienced baseball games. That's how I much, much prefer that. Yeah. Football, not as much college football.

I like listening, but I love baseball on the radio. I have the app on my phone. You can listen to all the games. My boys, my boy's dad was a big time gambler. And if he couldn't get to the first of all, in every like holiday or anytime this weekend with the family, he was in the room upstairs. Is it degenerate? Either going, yeah, or going fuck. Yeah. Yeah.

Bedding is exhausting. Yeah. Well he lost, he lost. Oh yeah. That's a problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah's no UFC radio. I'd love to be that guy. Yeah. That'd be dope. Play by play on radio. It's not easy. It's not easy. Yeah, you gotta, I mean, that's really hard. Especially Keep It Rollin'. Yeah, they were amazing. You listen to the old school-

The best. See if YouTube has an old school, old school kind of Dodgers- We'll just go old school baseball radio commentating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dodgers. We'll just go baseball radio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be like fifties, right? It is. Thirties.

The series is on the air. This is Kai Kai who broadcasting the play by play description of the third game. Jump right there. Here it is. Yeah, this is Kai Kai 2 broadcasting. It's the play-by-play description of the third game. Jump right there, yeah. Here it is. Ball one. Ball one. The module took almost a half swing of that one.

Why does they always talk like this? I've always wondered why they have to talk this way. Ball one, yeshie. It's always like, I can only take so much, see? This is show business, kid. I can get you a long way in this racket. Yeah. That's the way he's to talk.

And there was a real cadence to it though But everyone copy there it comes It's a beautiful young man with Sandy hair and a barrel of snakes for a back and arms that could never better off chopping wood I tell you I've never seen a balls like that in my life I've never heard he's got tights on have you heard Shane Gillis's bit on that no those those old-school radio guys And then Jackie Robbins the black guy gets up and he was a black fella is there and he's talking and as soon as Jackie Robbins hits the ball, he was, oh shit, goes back to his regular versus. Oh shit.

All right, we're good. That's fine. It says the over is five and a half games and it's, you know, Dodgers are favorite to win. I don't know if I take five and a half games. No, no. Artie Lang used to do a really game. Seven would be sick.

Imagine that ticket price. I think we're going to at least 6, if not 7. Game 7 would be here in LA. Imagine Game 7 World Series in LA. How cool would that be? Fuck. But sometimes World Series are so lopsided, they just get there to round. This one shouldn't be.

And the tickets are so expensive, me and the dads were looking, because after a teased game on Sunday, we were like all happy. They've got thousands of dollars. Oh, ba-ba. Oh, really? Like, Nosebleed starts at like three grand. Oh, God. Yeah, the club's tickets just then was 15k a ticket. Oh my God, my buddy's got season tickets. The most expensive ever. My buddy has season tickets, you see. You know though, as a season ticket holder,

you still have to then buy your seat for the player. But you get a MSRP, so the move would be to get those at face value and then flip them and then buy tickets elsewhere. Because the dad on team has season tickets, but he had a bunch of credit I guess, because if you miss games or something, if you give them up, you can give them up so they can sell them.

So he had a bunch of credit. He's like, yeah, I basically got them for free, but they're worth so much money. He's like, I'm just going to sell them and buy tickets somewhere else and make money. That's the move. Yeah. I'd rather sell them watch at home. The LA Dodger stadium traffic, like the park is atrocious. Yeah.

I've done it. I've done it. Awful. It's, it's, you're going to, you're going like the parking's atrocious. Yeah, I've done it. It's awful. Awful. It's, it's, you're going to, you're going to be there for the next, the night. God, but game, game seven. That'll be sick. It'll be sick.

There was another big moment in sports last night. LeBron James and his son shared the court. Yeah. First time a father and son have played on it. How about Edwards, who's like one of the best basketball players in the league. He talked shit to Brody's son. He goes, son, you ain't going to need to shower after the game. You don't work hard enough kept saying that you don't need a shower

Oh, yeah, you can shower after this. Yeah, what he was In all in all honesty, like I think it's great Who wouldn't do that if you who wouldn't do that like some of my buddies on the team again? We're talking shit like I can't believe LeBron has son team. I'm like I wouldn't you're telling me if you're on my kids. They don't have kids. They will know we're all in the team again, we're talking shit like, can you believe LeBron has a son on the team? I'm like, you wouldn't? You're telling me if you were on the Yankees? They don't have kids. Well, no, we're all on the team.

So I was like, they all agreed though. I was like, no, hold on, think about it. If your son, insert his name, was, and you were playing for, say, the Dodgers, and you were the most famous person in the world and had control, you wouldn't have him draft your son? Who wouldn't do that? That's the benefit.

Can I ask a very hard question from both of you? Eight inches. No, but I like that and that's not true. But can I ask a very hard question? Would he make? No. No. Not a chance.

No. Hey, Bubba, that's the thing. And it's so obvious, not a chance. Really? No, he is so far to go He's then and you know the NBA rankings like the system that's not Attached to the NBA they do a ranking of the worst like the all the players one through whatever is 225. Yeah, he's dead last He's dead last. Yeah, he would make the team sure as fuck wouldn't be playing. He'd be in the MB DLA

Whatever the fuck you really got playing. He'd be in the MBD LA or whatever the fuck you're in. MBD league. That's how old is he? I'll tell you right now. 6'2". He played a whole three minutes last night and he had a rebound. He is 6'2". And 20 years old. He's not very good at, like he doesn't excel at anything. And remember he had cardiac arrest a couple months ago.

He did? Yeah, while he's playing at USC he had a full-blown heart attack on the floor. And remember... How? at USC, he had a full blown heart attack on the point. How? Something that go over chat. But hey, so some, remember too, like the, when you see the NBA, like the, the defensive specialist in high school and college average like 40 to 30 points.

Then you get to the NBA and they go, all right, I'm not as special as a LeBron or a Kawhi Leonard or a Greek, the freak or Donchich or Everyone else you mentioned is huge too. Yeah, but take all that away, but all those guys Dominate in high school and call. I'm talking like because 400 points every game. Yeah, it's crazy He averaged like seven at USC, you know, he averaged seven points or maybe less than that. I think four So here's the thing I'm with LeBron I do the exact same thing You know, you average seven points or maybe less than that. I think four. It's tough. So here's the thing. I'm with LeBron.

I do the exact same thing, but God damn, no. It's tough. Can we get a little better? Can I see you bring him up? That's tough. Good looking kid played us here at Cannon. I'd go to the game. Is he the best, uh, the best what?

In the, in the LeBron clan. No, the younger brother is supposed to be better, but he's, he's, he's way too young to play right now. Oops. Okay. I love it though. It's so awesome. Shows number nine, Nick Van Axel, I love that. Come on. And he looks very athletic, but it's just a different thing. Looks very athletic. His dad is my age or a little older?

How old would you say? Yeah, he's younger. Oh, he looks like he's taller than 6'2", though. No, he's 6'2". I'm telling you, Bubba, I went to his games. You did? Yes. It's a great gimmick for the Lakers. No, it sells tickets. It's going to put, yeah, butts in the teeth. I mean, I love it.

I think it's so great that it's been put on the list. Everyone that hates on it. You're dumb. What do you not like marketing? Who wouldn't do it? And then, and then how much are you going to throw? Like everyone wants to be like, oh, you know, black families don't have dads. And then this dude's a great dad yep raises his family his kids

both of them are good kids gets in one to the NBA and then they're still hating on it's like well pick a fucking decide pick a lane either you're hating on black people for being bad fathers right and then you got a great one you're hating on him cuz he you know use his power to get his word I got was think you're pick your lane I. I think it's great. Like the ball family, like everyone wants to hate on the dad. Hold on. How about you feel, Neil?

He raised three kids. Two of them went to the NBA. Ballers. Ballers. You guys want to hate on this dad? I would never hate on him. It's wild. I would never hate on the dad.

Wild. How about Serena Williams' dad? People hate on him. I'm like, do you know what he created? I don't know anybody who hates on him. Oh man, it used to be like he was overbearing. Oh, too hard on him? Like shut the fuck up. He created masterpieces. That father created masterpieces and was there for his daughters like beyond. Like shut up. It's just not for you. You don't, you know what it takes. Now if you want to hate on the Menendez dad I get it. That's different dad paid his Bride no, I mean I I I appreciate more and more with when I have my children how what that what that would took and that's

Incredible who wouldn't do that though So who didn't use so I yeah, that's that that's got to be very tough for him for brawn So LeBron asked him about that and he goes he goes in was answering, you know, sometimes he's a bullshit politician, right? But he goes, I'll be honest with you, he doesn't give a fuck. Because he grew up as my son. So he already got all this shit already. So and he goes, this kid doesn't pay attention

to social media because I had to bear the grunt of that. So I get so much hate. So he learned like, oh, social media's bullshit, my dad's a great guy Yeah, he's like when I say he doesn't pay attention to any of it. I'm telling he goes it bothers me The bronze he doesn't give a great dad. Yeah, that's all you gotta tell me great dad. Yep I mean, you know LeBron James is again It's like when when they were now the Lakers gonna be god- god awful for the next six years due to this transaction, but still, great dad. What do you mean?

Because they gave up on, they could have had somebody... Well, no, LeBron's fucking damn near 40. Like, he gotta move on. Like, it's over, the ride's over. How long will he play? Will he play another year? His goal, he says he's gonna retire once he's played with his son, so we'll see.

But the amount of jerseys they're gonna sell? This other thing about Otani, I heard this about Otani, this is fucking wild. Otani's games, when he plays, it's 9 a.m. in Japan, they average in Japan 10 million views, just in Japan alone. It's not just Japan. Well, no, hold on.

Korea, Japan. No, no, we can't track that. This is just Japan, because It's not just Japan. Well, no little horn Korea. So yeah, no, we can't check on it This is just Japan. So because he's Japanese right so they watch his games at 9 a.m Because it's such a big audience in Japan the Japanese have bought Sponsorship in the Dodger Stadium. So their values gone through the roof. So they've made their money Hand over fist back and what they paid him the billion dollars they made that already this year in merch and with those advertisement deals but they the

the landscape you don't have so much room for the sponsorships so the Japanese you know smart as fuck they went okay well let's look at the schedule where else is he playing because they're gonna watch no matter why so you'll see in Oakland who doesn't get any advertisement you see these Japanese companies there oh where matter what. So you'll see in Oakland, who doesn't get any advertisement, you'll see these Japanese companies there. Oh, where's he playing? Texas. You'll see in Texas, Japanese logos.

So they started buying real estate when he's on the road. That's how extraordinary this guy is. Yes. And all that pressure, and he still delivers, all that pressure, he still hits doubles. His last series was a little rough, but yeah, I know he's a baller. What's crazy about him is if nobody's on base, he's okay. When there's a runner on base or more, he's the very best. He has to have the pressure of people on bases.

It's like Derek Cheater. He was that way. Yeah. He just always delivered. I love that. That's a mindset. Isn't that crazy? The Japanese wake up, all of them, then fucking 10 million people.

It's like with every time Manny Pacquiao fights, crime goes down. Because everyone's watching. Because everyone's watching. Isn't that cool about Otani? So cool. That's sick, I mean. Jesus.

Look, let's give the Lakers a chance. Rob Pelanka's a genius. Is he? He's so smart. No, Kobe's the one that fucking held his hand the whole time. Kobe's manager. Yeah. But I mean, he's looking his hand the whole time. Rob Blanka was Kobe's manager. Yeah.

But I mean, he's looking at Kyle Kuzma right now, who was a Laker. So what is Rob Blanka's works for the Lakers? He's their GM. He's the GM's are the ones who player personnel put the team together. If they can get Kuzma back, who is already familiar with the Lakers.

What are they gonna do? Compete with the Nuggets? He's another forward. Compete with the Nuggets? Yeah, he's averaged 23 points last year. No, come on, no. I disagree. How many points?

The tour. Yeah, 23. 23 points, the fuck are you talking about? They don't have the tools, they just don't have it. No, everyone's too old. It's over. Hachimara? It's over.

You're gonna win a championship? No. Not a chance. You compete with the Celtics? Not a chance. Injuries happen. Not a chance. You compete with the Celtics? Not a chance. Injuries happen. Not really. Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's just over the runs over. Kevin Garnett was talking about, I don't know much about this. He was talking about how soft they are now sitting out.

Well, he said that, that he said that the people who score a lot are playing a very different game than the guys in Jordan's era because it was much more physical. Way more physical and they didn't sit out like Joel Embiid already told the team he's going to sit out games. So my question is, those soft guys would probably harden right up though and be just as good. Back in the day, maybe or not. Or they get injured and shy away.

It's a different game. It's more soft now a different game. Yeah, it's more soft now just like the NFL It's more soft. It's all about offense all about three-pointers, right? Yeah, right. It's very good. Steph Curry changed the game That's why they were saying Jordan would dominate today because he was so used to play Fucking my god. Yeah dominate dominate dominate It's interesting Are you do you watch the UFC? No. Cause, uh, dude, how about, so Rogan's having Trump on Friday and then we're the

next day, here's my question. Does the Trump episode get released before ours or after it should be? Also, I'm going to lick Trump seat. How about that? Well, I'm going to sit where he sat. I'm going to say Joe, where did Mr. Where did the president sit? Where did Mr.

President sit? You say right there? I'm going to sniff the seat. So Joe's famous for taking y'all out to those steak dinners before. Yeah. Is there a possibility Mr. Trump comes to dinner? I doubt it.

Well, he, I don't think he'll be there. Cause we- He's in and out. So I think, and usually the politicians only, I don't think he'll be there because he's in and out. So I think, and usually the politicians only, I don't, it might be different with Trump. And remember Trump wanted to come on Rogan. It's not like Rogan's been reaching out. Trump's been asked to come on Rogan for quite a minute now. So finally Rogan was like, okay. But also those politicians usually only give Rogan, you know, an hour. Bernie Sanders is like, I'm good for an hour. He's also 99.

Like Rogan knows Trump and Trump knows, it'd be interesting. It'll probably go a while. I don't know. But nobody makes anybody look more human than Rogan. Like with Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, is she gonna do the podcast? No, she turned it down.

She's too afraid. Well, she's afraid, but also- I know why, too. No, I know why down. She's too afraid. Well, she's afraid, but also. I know why too, yeah. No, I know why. I tweeted this. Also, she would get dog walked by Mr. Joseph Rogan. Also, like your bullet points and your agenda, oh, sweetie.

That's what I was gonna say. Oh, he's not gonna stick to the script. Because they come to you, when you interview, say Kamala Harris, her team says, you can ask this, you can't ask this, this is your time. And Rogan was like, no, I don't do that. And Joe would be like, oh, I don't need to do that. Yeah, he can ask this, you can't ask this, this is your time. And Rogan was like, no, I don't do that. And Joe would be like, oh, I don't need to do that.

Yeah, he goes, I don't do that. Yeah, no. And she went, oh, then I'm not doing it. Oh, you won't have a conversation? Why? Right. Because you can't, you get dog-walked there. Right.

So she turned that down. Which is a horrible mistake. I would have had a lot of respect if she could have just said. She can't. But she doesn't, like, I still don't know what her policies are. No one does.

I know that she blames Trump. You ask her about her policy. She blames Trump for the last four years. Yeah, but you asked her about her policy She goes Trump's Hitler. No, okay. Well, that's fine. You believe that but what's your agenda? What's your policy? She can't she can't give you anything. Yeah, you'll be a moron. Yeah, I think she's mishandled her. Oh, she's eating dog shit. Yeah Yeah, so you think the Rogan episode comes out Friday? I do. You think day of? Right away. Right away?

Maybe though. I don't know. I don't know how it works. And now what's better for us view wise? Is it better if it comes out after? So let our simmer and then it comes out Monday? I think, I think. Or does it matter?

I think it doesn't matter. You think it doesn't you're right. I Don't I think it's gonna be the most watched Jerry of all time. Yeah, why better beat Elon? But watch this it's like this. It's like Trump is on Rogan It's not like game two of the World Series it's a different thing. I don't know bud We'll see is there like Netflix or where you get a special and then like fucking their latest show drops then you just get lost in the shuffle I don't know it's a good fucking question I'm not sure I don't think

it matters I don't know I don't either I told Trump I told I told Rogan I'm said see if let's stay for the companion I know can. Can you imagine him with this companion? Did you tell John that? Yeah. He didn't respond. Hey, he didn't respond. He didn't? That's crazy talk.

Hey, Mr. President, I want to take a minute. Mr. President. Can you stay for the fight companion with Bernie Schaub, Eddie Bravo and Brian Callend? Can you do that? What is that? Can I? Can you give me a sample of one?

Those guys are my favorites. They're the best. Great people. They're great people I want to thank them for my vote in advance and at the end of the day I've always been a huge fan of Brian Callen and his comedy. So yeah Okay, cool. Can you imagine he's like I'm not familiar with that Could you send me a sample of what you guys talk about and it's just Eddie and us going to harden the paint on Flat Earth Or some shit. Yeah, I'd be great. He'd be like, uh Maybe next time. Yeah, maybe next time said nice things about Donald Trump jr. A long time ago

I think Eddie was like his son's a savage So in a good way, uh, I don't think that's gonna help us. No, I'll see you ever just came out. That's our girl That's my god. Yeah, she just she's that one of the rallies She's like I'm committed to the Republican Party and she's supporting him I love to send me a signed book to the crib. No way. Yeah. She's great.

She's awesome. She's one of my favorites. She's great. Yeah. She's great. I'm going to have myself imagine my- Dude, did you see Theo with JD Vance? No.

Yeah. Crushed him. Yeah. Dude, they're laughing so hard. I would take my vote. JD Vance would run for president. He's the future of the Republican party. Dude, you watch him with Theo. Cause Theo keeps making jokes. It's so funny. And JD Vance would run for president. He's the future of the Republican Party. Dude, you watch him with Theo.

Cause Theo keeps making jokes. It's so funny. And JD Vance is laughing so hard. Really? Oh dude. Cause JD. He's a normal dude. JD Vance is a guy who,

when you want to ask him a question or try to catch him at something, he goes like this. He's already going, you're so cute. No, you gotta watch with Theo. You're so cute with your amateur arm bar. You know, I've been doing this for a long time. You gotta watch with Theo. Theo's the perfect guy. They're so cute. No, you gotta watch with Theo. You're so cute with your amateur arm bar. You know, you gotta watch with Theo. Theo's the perfect guy. They're so smart, whoever their team is that put all this run together, the Nelk boys, all this to make them just seem normal, busting with the boys.

Yeah, that's exactly what they wanted to do. That was their agenda. And what's Kamala Harris doing? She's having trouble getting conservative men on her side got on the view, dude Okay, it's it really you know what feel with JD Vance. I was like, ah fucking good for Theo man Yeah, crushing it dude crushing it. I'd love to get JD Vance on this podcast. I don't know if that thing I do It'd be great. I you watch what feel and it's like Yeah, man. So good. Yeah, man. I'm so proud of him. You watch it. You're just like yeah, you, you watch with Theo and it's like, yeah, man. So good. Yeah, man. I'm so proud of him.

You watch it. You're just like, yeah, I want to watch it. Crushing. I want to watch it. And like Trump did flagrant, you know, great. He was good. He's good. He's probably good on there.

Loved him. You get feels the guy, especially with J.D. Jansen. No, and Trump feels the guy. Did he do Trump too? Yeah, that's right. He was the guy because he's, he's curious and he'll say wild outlandish shit.

And that's what makes it great. Where everyone else even, no, I don't care who you are, but some of the boys, flagrant, they're a little more buttoned up than they usually are, you know, cause it's the fucking president. Theo's wild. He started there and he goes, man, you believe cocaine's illegal these days?

And JD Vance is laughing his ass off He's laughing his ass off And then he goes you like raisins and theory was oh, no Yeah, if you ask JD Vance he goes you like raisins and JD Vance like yeah, I guess do you like raisins He was yeah, I like my grapes to go through some shit He's talking about raisins. He's so incredible. He goes, I like my grapes to have a little bit of trauma. Theo is kind of, he's a genius. Yes.

He's a genius. Comedically, I think he is. Best I've ever seen. Yeah. As far as like talking. It's so unique. I've never seen. So original.

He's an alien. Yeah. Special, special dude. Now, now, now, blah, blah, blah. Let's get to the fucking fights. Fist of Cuffs. Because I know you've probably already talked about this, but I have things to say. No, we didn't talk about it on Monday though.

No, bring up the card. It's tough talking about the fights when I talk about it for an hour and a half before, so this is nice. This little break's nice for me. Yeah. Okay. And I forget what I said on Monday because I have CT, so this is like we're doing it for the first time first time cuz I'm gonna give you do you want me to give you my are you just give me

co-main event main event I assume you're not giving me a Clive Rackett you're not gonna give me all of them yes all right go ahead okay I love Sharapudin Magomedov. He's the pirate. I always, I always root for him. He's just. He's one of my favorites. Yeah. He's just an exciting, wild contender.

I don't think so. Too many holes in his game. Well, there might be a lot of wrestling. Yeah. I don't know Armand Petrosian. Is Armand Petrosian a striker mostly? Because when I hear, when I see an Armenian name, I go, that guy looks, he has some wrestling, but you know, but Magomedov is just a rugged pirate with a giant head and he's going to

be a hit. He's one of my favorites to watch. Huge fan. But as far as like, it depends what they want to do with him. If they give him that special treatment, he could get, you know, top five eventually, but if they just give him the regular treatments, it's gonna be tough. There's too many holes in this game. Yeah.

And in this strike, you see, you see, you see holes. Glaring holes. Really? Yeah. Which are the wrestling? Grappling wrestling. Yeah. Significant holes.

Really? Nowhere near. Uh, yeah. Okay. And what about- All good. Also, also one eye, also fighting with one eye. Let's be honest.

Click on Protrosian. Yeah. One eye. So it makes it tough Yeah, but he's still more my favorites to watch That's protrusion. Yep. I Don't know much. I don't know much. Yeah Yeah, all right Less interest what's his background though? Chingot is

Let me's his background though? Ching go to his Let me see his background Russian Armenian. Yeah. Yeah Muay Thai winning gold silver medal. He won the Russian Muay Thai Cup Winning the gold. Yeah Muay Thai striker. That's the background. That's perfect. Again great fight to kick off the paper That's right. Take my money. Let's get some strikes gone get Get a knockout going. Nasty leg kicks, all that stuff. All right. Go back to the regular card. Good. Now, um, and Clive and racket.

Racket, I think is he's so good. Like, and I think something happened when he fought Yuri, but this, this guy is really good racket, but racket correct me if I'm wrong, is a high level striker. Kickboxing boxing, his first discipline, and then got into MMA. It's not like he has a wrestling pedigree, but he can strike. I don't know quite what happened with, did you think his, when he lost to Uri, do you think that was weird? There was something about it. I don't know if you remember the fight.

I remember the fight. I don't think it was weird. It was good. He was winning too. I know. And it looked like he'd put him in here. They're both so reckless. So anything can happen.

Shit happens. Rackett though is, it looks like a disciplined striker though, like he's, he looks like more of a striker. Yeah. More, more so than Uri, but they're both wild boys, my point, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real, he's a real uncle I have decides to stand and bang. No, he won't. Cause he does get hit. But I want to see.

You know, and Clive's thing, even if he wins this, but if it's by like a slow decision, they're not going to give him a title shot and not now it's tough, dude. Okay. Next fight, please. Whitaker, Homs. I think my favorite fight on the, so I'm so excited about this because we're going to see now. We're going to see how, what uncle, I mean, comes out wrestling is about a guy like we know his wrestling is good, but with homes, there's, and I was on the, I was the fucking conductor on that train.

The homes I trained, I loved them. Yeah. But then since then the train kind of derailed a little bit. Just his, just his health. No, no. Even his fights like the Gilbert Burns, the, the, the, the, Yeah. But then since then the train kind of derailed a little bit. Just his, just his health. No, no, even his fights like the Gilbert burns fight. You're like, okay, that wasn't great, but he just forgot to

get started to close distance in the last round. If it was a five round fight, he's been probably beat them. He started to lose gas there. This is his first five round fight and it's against the best middleweight in the world, not named DDP. Uh, tough. And it's against the best middleweight in the world not named DDP Tough and also your only win is against Merchart at middleweight Come on, this one's not a middleweight

So granted he has two wins at middleweight take away oosman. So he only has one one against Merchart and now your friend Robert Whitaker five rounds There's just the odds, you know are favoring Hamza because they're assuming he's as good as we all say we don't we have no clue you could pick comes out I pick Whitaker we have no clue I'm so I could be that guy and rag dolls Whitaker in that first round because he's a fucking Chetan in Tasmanian devil in that first round that first round is a fucking nightmare his wrestling but boxing but If that first round Robert Whitaker survives and he goes in the second and it goes in a third test He's fuck battle test. There's no one more battle test. No one more

So it's such a great fight, but we my whole thing is we I don't know I have no clue if palms out the top five or is just this guy with a beer and he's scary on and off. We don't know. He had the longest COVID, the longest COVID he played on that. I have to also say, you're looking at him winning against 70 pounders. That's my point about a big, big jump. Look at Whitaker's resume.

He's fought the who's who he's just going to be dizzy dizzy. Yeah or DDP, but still yeah, he was champ Yeah, he all he doesn't fight five rounds. That's all that he gets better over time Oh, he does his Paul Ocasio fight was fantastic. He so we have one proven Legit middleweight best to ever do it top five amazing also was on the Australian national team so you're asking rest wrestling. That's what I'm saying So you can wrestle you can't wrestle like Homs on Homs on no real legit credible wins at middleweight But we think he's better than Whitaker But you don't know I would not because of his his wife what people say about him in practice

Don't practice don't I don't give a fuck about practice doesn't count You don't care about practice, bro, cuz cuz Whitaker's not you know, I've heard things about with her His media day he went against this pro boxer got lit up in front of the media It was a go look at Whitaker like okay, then goes out there beats the shit out polo Costa So I don't care about practice. Why care about your resume in the octagon Whitaker I'm gonna say Whitaker is a winner but he's a very awkward striker very strange like like he throws his jet he gets out of the way it's I it's a the fights are decision fights typically right and I'm his last fight he fucked homeboy. Oh Yeah, he did but

Yeah, but again, he's made to go 25 minutes. I'm thought he's just not made to go 25 minutes now They said he's been wrestling with the Russian national team and it word is he beats the shit out of those guys like his wrestling's next level But Whitaker's always been good. His take down defense has been fantastic. And he's so athletic. He'll grind you out. His wins are almost all decisions, you know? Cause he's not putting a lot of damage out.

See, I wouldn't say grind you out, cause he's not wrestling a whole new down lane. No, he's just punching. He's on his feet. But he's winning in strikes, but he's not really. But notice who he's fighting. None of those guys on that list are high level wrestlers. No.

None of them are. Well, you're well, and I argue, but I think you're well etched out to win in both fights. None of those guys on that list are high level wrestlers. None of them are. So- You're well, and I argue, but I think you're well etched out to win in both fights. That's my opinion. Oh, interesting. Not that first one. But with Robert Whitaker, remember, because he's going against other high level strikers, it's tough to knock those guys out.

Yeah. Hollis is not the highest level striker, and he's going to grapple. So he has to commit to Robert Whitaker. That's usually where Whitaker gets his finishes like the last homeboy It's gonna so it's interesting. It's by far the most intriguing fight Well, it is we're gonna see now if he's that guy We're gonna see if he's that guy We'll find out real quick or do we or that first round if we're like, holy fuck Robert Whitaker got annihilated But he's he doesn't go away,

you should be like, uh oh. Cause that second, cause if he blows his chestnium wad in that first round, that second, third, and fourth, fifth is all Whitaker and he'll finish it. I don't know what his health is like. I don't know why he was always getting sick and stuff. Also, here's the other thing, here's the other thing. It hasn't been officially announced, Strickland versus DDPDP because if Homsack goes in there and fucking Molly Waps Whitaker in the first

round, he'll jump the queue and get a title shot. They've been praying to the Dagestanian gods he gets the title shot because Abu Dhabi pays so much money, the Middle East pays so much money, they need a champion. He's a big name. They would love that. So he would jump the queue. He jumped the queue. It's all it's and the other thing too. Watching him with DDP. But here's the thing. So let's say just and I don't think this is going to happen but it very well could. Let's say he dog watched Robert Whitaker in that first round. Let's starches him. And then he gets a title shot. Then let's say he offered him the title shot. Hamzat, as far as we know, because of his passport issues and with the Chechnya dictator, as far as we know, he can't come to America. So now,

let's say DDP does fight Strickland, beats him. So DDP's beat Izzy, he's beat Strickland, and they beat Strickland for the second time, and he's your champ. Three time champ now, defending champion. You're going to tell that South African dude he has to go defend his title in the Middle East because this contender can't travel anywhere else? Well, you are, and he'll do it. You think? You'd have to pay more

You know, you know, you are you know, you know who's not gonna do it. Strickland if Strickland beats DDP Which I think you beat him a first time if Strickland beats DDP. I can almost guarantee you he's like no I didn't happen really guarantee it. He'll just say no. It was that dude. You can't say no to the UFC If you're champ, you can Really? Yeah? Especially a champ. It's not fair. Now, it's not fair because he has these weird ties to this chest and leader. You're a legit world fucking champion, multiple time world champion, and you got to go to his land in what world. If comes out to the guy and he's ranked number two, and the UFC says we're making this deal

and you gotta go to Saudi Arabia and it's a lot of money, you're going to Saudi. Strickland ain't doing it. No other guys will, Strickland won't. I will bet you any amount of money, Strickland won't put his foot down for this. Can he put his foot down if he's champ? If he's champ he can.

Now if you're Strickland and you lose DDP and they go all right, we want Strickland, Homs lot, let's get him one more before you you have a title shot because DDP gets hurt or whatever. Going to Saudi Arabia. But that conversation is Dana calls you up and goes, I need you to go to Saudi Arabia. Do me that favor. You're not going to be like, no. You know what I mean?

They're not calling him. They're not calling him direct. They're calling his manager. Yeah. And Strickland is like, no, I'm'm the champ not happening. Have to fight me in Vegas It's gonna get weird though, right? Hey, I love it. What's gonna get weird now. Here's the other thing I want to say coms on has made 170 and I think he didn't make weight, but then he did make weight. He missed way

And I think he didn't make weight, but then he did make weight. He missed weight horribly. He will never go back No, he can't make no. So anybody who can even come close to making weight I don't think DDP would ever come close to making 170. No, let's go to a tour. No word. None of them Yeah, well Robert Wood who used to find it 70. Yeah That's all right. Just the frame wise, you know, but look he's a monster. It's gonna be very interesting I can't was your point that I can't wait. I was just saying that if it is is Chamayev Small for the oh, no, he's huge. He's big. He's big. Yeah, like 170. That's why he missed it He was like killing himself. That's probably part of his issue

I'm probably part of his health issues was can't destroy his body getting a 70. Yeah, that's why he's at 85 Yeah, Dana was like, I'd never want to see him fight at 70 ever. You can probably fight at 205 They're big man. Yeah, I mean Anthony Wilson is uh, Anthony Wilson Johnson. No What color 205 what color Bring me Smith Anthony Smith Wilson Anthony Smith Was I looked at him and I was like dude, what do you weigh right now? He goes to party 35 and he goes and I go and I go but like there's where's the weight come off?

He goes I know I'm I'm like in pretty fucking good shape. Like I have no fat on me I go that's got to be such a bitch horrible It's such a bitch. So John Jones watch right at that, you know, okay, well John Jones work Oh, yeah, I've heard he walks out even heavy 240. Yeah, there's some big boys now now Let me see Max Ilya. Yeah now I got my my take on this. Do you want to see that? Sure, you don't want to see alias record first. I know everything about him. I've been You sure you don't want to see the names No, I've seen him. I've seen it. Well Bryce Mitchell Ralph Anthony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you

What do you I'm gonna ask you what you know, you just said you're gonna give me your tail I've already given my fuck so my take is that max Holloway beats Give him my fuck. So my take is that max Holloway beats to poor you Wow hot take by Brian because to poor is just not big enough and I was thinking about max I was thinking about max max fought max really now should be fighting 55 years. That should only be fight at 50 Yep, and max remember arguably beat Alexander Volkanov ski. I'm with you. Twice in his prime. You beat him. Yeah.

Once. Yeah, I beat him once. Sorry, I was. Never been put down. Never been put down. No. Never been beat. I mean, the worry had with doesn't put it.

But then Alex did beat him fair and square. What's that? Alex eventually beat him fair and square. Alex is, I think, one of the greatest ever at 45. So you see what Topperia did to Alex. Well, but here's the thing. The knockouts. I don't count that as much, and I'm going to tell you why. at 45. So you see what Topiary did to Alex. Well, but here's the thing. The knockouts.

I don't count that as much. And I'm going to tell you why. Topiary is an amazing boxer. He's a great fighter. There's a reason he's a champion. Yes to all of it. But Alexander Volkanovsky had been shut off by. Prior. Makachev. And that is not a small thing. You're gonna get killed. And yeah, so your brain will shut off. Yes. I don't know, and I also know, Alexander Volkanovsky trains with 55ers and 70 pounders and probably takes some damage too. There's a point when you're 35 years old or whatever.

Oh, you're so right. So, and also, whenever Tupori had knocked anybody out, I think most of the time everybody was pretty much against the cage. Max doesn't let you get against cage. It ain't happened. So it's going to be very interesting. So I got also remember Max in his last fight at 55, Dennis 55, where I think he should

have fought. Remember now everyone remembers him knocking out Justin gate you when he pointed the ground. But remember he was beating the brakes off Justin Gaethje boxing his fucking ears off prior to that. So it's not like he was back and forth and he just knocked him out. Outclassed him, Justin Gaethje on the feet, who's a major power puncher.

You could say the only person better at striking than Max is Dustin Poirier, and that's a tie pretty much. I mean, Max Holloway's an amazing boxer. But so is Toporia. So is Toporia. Toporia might surprise everybody. Toporia is a big favorite of mine. That's very surprising to me. Well, you got to remember too, the miles on Max. Toporia, he's not even in his prime yet. He's just getting started. Max has so many miles on him. So that's what they're doing. But everyone, he was an underdog against Justin Gaethje. All right. So just to be clear, you're taking Hamsat.

I'm taking Hamsat Chamayev. You're taking Hamsat. I'm taking Max Holloway. I'm going to go Danny Ing. Ig. Danny Igay. Igay, I know. Please, Please correct yourself. At 45, I believe, yep. And I'm going on Koliiv. Okay. And I'm going pirate. Okay, so you're taking all the favorites but Max. Definitely no bet on my picks, but if you are betting, use DraftKings, our friends at DraftKings. And if you want to make money, I don't, I'm not, I don't know if they're going to win. These are tough fucking fights. I like Robert Whitaker as a dog. He's a proven, proven world champion. And that first round could be dicey, but if he gets past that, let's see what's up. Only one round. Really? Well, no, no, I'm saying if he gets past that

first round. Yeah. I'd say Comsad has his hands full after three rounds. He's got after two. I think after two, that third round is gonna be tough for him. Very tough. So I think Robert Whitaker has a dog. I would parlay that with Max Holloway. So you have two dogs that make the most money. That's for betting. Now, head says Pryto period and Hamsa. Again, I don't ha there's too many. I would not bet on Hanzo. I'll just say that now There's just too many unknowns to put money on it And you go you go to poria It's interesting. Ah No, I would never bet against max never refused to yeah, I can't my finger. It literally can't see Good. I like the way I like the way you're thinking.

My finger can't vote for Kamala or vote against Max. Like I just can't. My finger goes, no! No! Dude, November 5th, it's coming. Alright. It's coming in hot. Alright, what else you got, Jen? I'm doing the Patrick bet David.

I'll be with Patrick, but... Oh, you're doing like a live companion for it, right? And then I get right back. It could either be a real sad night for you guys or really fun night. Yeah or chaos or chaos Too close to call. I'll be at SEMA. That's right. He'll be in Florida. I'll be at SEMA at the in Vegas Oh, and then you come back that big car show. I'm there Thursday Friday Saturday. Oh Okay What do you got Jim Big car show. I'm there Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Oh, okay.

What do you got, Jen? Before we start with current events, you guys wanna play a little game? Yeah, like games. Why is Brandon's face like that? I mean, I guess. What's the game? We don't have a ton of time.

Well, you do. We got time, what's the game? We should have, okay, anyway. Go ahead. It's just a fun little game about the continents. Oh, Jen trying to one-up you, yes. Not trying to one-up. Yeah, you are, dude. Okay, I mean good. It's just a fun little game about the continent. Oh Trying to one-up you know, yes not trying to you are I actually corrected myself right after that. No, right, right Asia and Asia

Yeah, it's all good and I learned more about that too afterwards But here's the thing what that happened like remember I told you guys in our group chat the engagement was going on Since I'm the producer of this show I have to look at analytics all the time. Yeah, right and I saw like I was going like crazy like the engagement Okay, like not not normal. I mean being mean to you. Here's the thing I didn't have to look at the car I can see the numbers but I have to look at the comments and I'm already imagining like people are freaking you know Talking so much smack about me. So then what I did was like I opened my own Instagram. All right.

And I saw like a bunch of comments, but I don't post on my Instagram that much. Right. Yeah. So why would these comments be there? I'm like, it's because of the episode. Yeah. And so the I was like, I'm going to read a couple just to see where it's at. Oh, my God, dude.

Bad. I told you that was horrible. The first comment I saw was. You ignorant fuck. Exactly. Holy shit or holy crap, Chin went full retard. That was me. That was me. It was hilarious too at the same time.

And they were saying like. The important thing about all that was for us is just that there's no shame in not knowing something. Yeah. And you know, people are more educated. That doesn't mean anything. All that means is this more time. But also choose more educated than the other thing.

That's what we were talking about. Yeah, that's also it's important. You're both ignorant folks. Intelligence and courage and all these things are compartmentalized, right? Well, I love the saying you some guys will fight six dudes in a bar, but they can't quit a job they hate. So you know, the courage. You're saying no, I've heard that.

That's why I said that's the saying I love that saying. And also, you know, the courage. Is that your saying? No, I've heard that. That's why I said that's the saying. I love that saying. And also, you know, it's the same thing with intelligence. Like you can have emotional intelligence, you can have, you know, there's a lot of things. Yeah. Street smarts. Either way though, you can't think stupid. I imagine, I imagine the majority of comments were like against me. So I was like, you know what? The T-Fact Army has been amazing to me. Whatever I do on the side, they've been so awesome. So I'm like, I'm going to go ahead and refresh

my memory about this stuff. About the continents? The continents. And yeah, so I have this little quiz for all of you. Just have fun with it. OK. Well, it should be known. Shouldn't look these over before this.

Of course. Me and Brian haven't looked in quite some time. Exactly, Brent. I have the most refreshed memory of this thing. How many continents are there, buddy? No, no, no, no. Don't stop. Here's what I want to do.

I want to start with clockwise. Oh, great. Just say what you guys know. Okay, so what are the names of all the continents? Asia. Wait, wait, wait. So now it's first. Ladies first.

Clockwise. Asia, North America, South America, Africa. Yeah. There's seven, right? Yep. Um, Hey, you can't give, try to help her out, man. Oh man.

I, I don't want to say Europe. Sounds down. That's a continent. Yeah. I said Europe. Okay. So there we go. But okay.

I got five. Well, Brennan helped you and Brian helped you. Antarctica. Yep. That's six That's what I'm gonna go with Alaska. Oh, so okay that we are Let's let's go through she said that that's all she has but wait this I just repeat the ones she just just name all the seven Oh, yeah, I said seven but yes name all the seven Australia. She didn't get that Australia Africa Asia Europe Europe, North America, South America.

Don't say anything Brent or Brian. North Dakota. Which one am I missing there? How many are there total? Hey, no. Just figure out the last one. Yeah, we have all. So far you have all of them.

How did you get my hints? What did you say? Oh, I'm so close. Yeah, you are. Well, you said it all. You're one off like me, B. Everyone, see, that's the beauty of... Antarctica?

Is that final answer or not? Antarctica, and there's... Final answer or no? There's the beauty of Artica is a final answer or not? Antarctica and there's final answer. No, there's the Arctic Arctic. That's what I said. Yeah, so long, right? But I got all but one one. Yeah, what's now said? Question is that there's a big question here. Which one are we missing? Well, because you've got North America, you got South America, you got Asia, you've got Europe, Australia, you've got, you've got the Arctic, you've got, um, Africa that's six. I'm sorry. I mean, I mean the, I mean, low information, low information.

Yeah. So, yeah. So it's Asia Australia Africa Antarctica Europe North America South America Yeah, all right, so after that should so did I not get all of them you missed Europe? Yeah, but no I said I know but you missed it when you know, I didn't have to say cuz she already said Whatever. Yeah, by the way, it's not a big deal. This is just fun to refresh our memory It is a deal. So I think the definition of your low information The definition of a continent I believe is when the continental drift happened It's split apart. So my guess is that that is the those are the seven Portions that's all so They used to be connected.

I think that's what the- So you're talking about like the, I think Pangea or whatever. Here's, okay, so there's an actual simple definition of a continent. Yeah, but we got them all. You wanna start it? No, I wanna know what it is.

I thought we were gonna go to the next one. It's a body, it is a piece of land with water all the way around it. No. Okay, well. Bren? That's why it doesn't stand on its own. Yeah, that's what we're gonna get to. But um, so no the definition is literally just a large

landmass that's continuous and expansive. That's it. Take a little break, B. Let's take a little break. Uh, if you know me and you see me on stage, if I'm wearing a collared shirt, if I'm wearing a t-shirt, is that true classic sweater? I'm doing true classic this is not I thought you this is not today but this but but I'm always in true class usually are dude yes we love it they have is the best literally everything it's premium products at an affordable price if you want to try it they have their variety packs the three six and nine packs and their best-selling tees which we absolutely love try the long sleeve hoodies the the jeans I know the button-ups the joggers the joggers

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We did this there. Hold on. So we okay. We did the contents by name We did this alert already. Oh We did okay. So here we go to the the Brian thing remember like it was the funny clip Me and Brian were like I'm like what's important Brian's like the importance is you got to know why Africa's a condom I'm like, why is it you were like chin knows why and I'm like, I don't know why let me know and then he's I knew that was wrong. That's why I said which is no, but you also said the right thing too. You said that um, it doesn't there's other comments That you know, so the tip on it's the tip dog. However, you're right Brian Egypt with Africa because for whatever reason Africa has its own tectonic plate Yeah, the African plate so it does stand its own but not like what you meant

I'm guessing a tectonic place too. there was this continental drift, and I think that the seven portions of the earth, essentially, landmass that broke apart are that. I didn't go that far into it, but. All right, so let's do, all right, what is the largest continent in the- Largest is Asia? Wait, wait, wait. Damn it!

Okay, I wanted to go with Snog's Forest. The largest I'm gonna say is Asia, and the smallest I'm gonna say, don't laugh at me. And then the smallest I'm to say is North America? Europe. That's a good question. Brent? I'll say Africa and...

No, Europe's actually... Antarctica? I'm going to say Asia is the largest. Yeah. Africa is the second largest. No, I said largest and smallest. Oh, okay. Oh, Asia's the largest.

Because Brian said it, I'm the smallest. He's right. I'd say the smallest. Asia's by far the biggest. Okay. I would say the smallest would have to be, the smallest might be, by the way. Antarctica. Antarctica. That's what I said. But it also might be, by the way, Antarctica. That's what I said.

But it also might be Europe. So everyone's wrong here. The largest is Asia, which you guys were right about that. The smallest is Australia. Yeah, Australia. Australia. So it's a good refresher. It's all good, right?

That's right. Come on, baby, let's go. Which continent has the largest population and the smallest population? Smallest is all, wait, wait. I like the- Largest is Asia. Yep.

Smallest population, I'm gonna say Antarctica. Very easy, yes, very easy, yes. Yep. Everyone agree? Yes. So the largest, the largest population is Asia. Yeah, she just said that, bro. Yep, and the smallest is-

Antarctica. Antarctica, yeah. Yes! Yep, correct. Yeah, and the smallest is- Antarctica. Antarctica, yeah. Yes! Yep, correct. Yeah, these are good questions. All right, so these are like very basic ones too. So remember when Sonaz brought the doorway in Antarctica and asked, was it like, can you navigate towards it with my foot or whatever?

Which is a stupid question, right? Because no one lives there. So does anyone live in Africa, or sorry, Antarctica? Because no one lives there. So does anyone live in Africa or sorry, in Africa, Antarctica? No, no. Pardon? The penguins count. I don't believe anybody lives there. No, they don't. There's 60 different stations there where

people live. No, I know that there are science stations, but there's no Inuit people. Yes. Oh no, as you're saying, so permanent living. Yes. Okay. So, so people do live there though. Yeah. Yeah.

But those are science stations. Yeah. Those are science stations. The Russians, the Americans. Okay. Then you guys know that that there though. Yeah, yeah. But those are science stations. Yeah, those are science stations. The Russians, the Americans. Okay, then you guys know that's awesome, yeah, because I didn't know that. So the reality is that people can get to those areas in Antarctica by foot. But there's no McDonald's. The only animals in Antarctica are sea creaks, like seafaring, like I think seals and whales

and dolphins and some birds, but that's it. So how long do you think people live there? Three months. Oh, like six months at a time or something like that. Exactly. And then, so they are scientists, researchers, and also military. And what do you think the military does there?

I think they are- Fly drones and kill people? No, I think they're concerned with waterways. Global warming? And they might man, we might have some they might protect the polar bears so From what I read it's more like this they do the same thing with science and research, right? But also to familiarize themselves with live or like being in a horrific, you know crazy temperature

It says for the train up there. Exactly, yeah. Fuck that. What a terrible mission. And there's like 60 different stations there. People live there, like I said, like you said, six months at a time, and they, you know, they rotate.

Oh, hold on. What is the difference between a country and a continent? It's nice. Pass. Okay, Brian. No, that's easy. Wait, we're burning burning Remember we're doing this and counterclockwise. I mean clockwise Do you have a screen a country and a car? Yeah, or just describe which ones you know? What you the definition of either? I don't know know where to start. A country is a man-made.

It's man-made. It's a nation state. So it's an agreed upon borders. It's a nation state. It's a man-made. It's not a physical property. A continent is really a continuous landmass, as they say. A continent is real, right?

The country is man-made. Nobody claims ownership of a continent. A country is what you claim ownership for. So the answer is a country is a defined territory with like geopolitical borders. Yes. So yeah, you guys. An actual substance. Yes. Yeah. Any other brain? Oh, the continent, by the way, the continent is like, it's not that it's like a continent

is like this huge landmass that contains multiple, it can contain multiple countries. Yeah. Yes. So this one, you Brent or Brian, you mentioned this. What's the difference between a country and a nation? Well, see, the United States is a nation. I'm sorry, country and a nation. It's a good question, actually. Hold on.

Country and a nation. I don't know if there's, I think there's a nation state, which would be the same as a country. Like a sovereign, a country is a sovereign, is a, is, is a landmass with sovereign borders, right? And a nation is, as far as I can tell, the same thing. So a nation state is a recognized body, sovereign body by other countries and nations. Um, so I think- Jen, wait, wait, I want you guys-

I think- Chin? Wait, wait, I want you guys- I think the nation is recognized by, like he said, sovereign borders, and then therefore considered like a part of the model United Nations type way, whereas a country- I think it's the same thing.

Well, yeah, a country has to gain that sovereignty. Yeah, I think it's the same thing. Brian, hold on. What Brian said. Hold on, hold on. A think. Yeah, I think it's the same thing. But hold on. What Brian said. Hold on, hold on. A nation. Yeah, keep mulling over it.

You know, the problem is you have Cherokee Nation within the United States. See, that's what I was gonna go with, cause we're not the Cherokees. So in some ways- Dude, Brian, you're good now. Yeah, so in some ways- American University.

Yes, in some ways a nation is is how people identify probably over sovereign borders that are recognized internationally as a nation state. So I think country low information fuck. I think I think you can be Brian is the best one at this because yeah, a country is actual like territory, right? Yeah, the nation is the people. Yes. Yeah, their background, their culture, their, culture their you know ethnicities language all that stuff yeah so it doesn't necessarily mean

your nation is a country but a country yeah so good job right that was that was awesome um how many more you got there's only two more okay but so is this after you refresh our memory there are two there are two australia you gotta read it for the fan which continents truly stand on their own as in their borders are separated by the ocean? Yeah. Australia. She wants to go. All right.

Ladies first. Africa and Australia. No, not Africa. Okay, go on. Not Africa. Australia, number one. I wish you could tell me how many. No.

Australia, numero uno. I know Brian's gonna get this right away. Don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop it. Go Brian. Because South America connects. South America, South America and Australia. Australia. South America.

Antarctica. Brian's right. There's only two? Yeah, there are only two continents that are surrounded by the ocean. Surrounded by water. Bordered by the ocean. Oh, is that it? Yeah.

Here's one. Brian, what's the Montreal screw job? Oh. Bret Hart. There we go, okay. What was he told? Hold on, one last one, one last one. Yeah.

Starting with you. Yeah. Which, I wonder if I already asked this question though. Which continent is also considered or how many continents are also considered countries? I don't think the only one is Australia and probably Australia. I don't think anybody has the ownership of Antarctica actually doesn't belong anywhere. Anyone else? Hold on.

Yeah. So what, what say it again. What continent? Which countries or which continents are also considered countries? Only Australia. Australia. So Australia is number one and then there has to be another. I don't think so.

Africa. Oh Africa, no, no, no, not Africa. No. Africa's a continent. Europe's definitely not. There are countries in Africa. Yeah, that's true. Does no one own South America?

Do we not own that? Hmm? No, South America is Costa Rica. No, I know, I know. It's Brazil. I know, but what is it, Jen? So Brian's right. Yeah.

Only, there's only one. Australia. Australia. I think we all said that. Do you guys know, do you all know what country the Vatican is in? Yes, I do.

That's its own country. I do, it's in Vatican City, which is its own country. Yep, Vatican City. Most people would say Europe. So hold on, where is Vatican City, everybody? In what? Asia, I'm just kidding. In what city?

Rome. Rome, Rome, Italy. Okay, good. That was fun. Good kids. I think, uh. The more you know. Good job. The more you know.

The more you know. Again, you're not dumb. No, you called me an ignorant, low-information individual. Well, no, no, if you're not, if you say why is it important, why do I have to know that? Yeah, but I don't like the way you talk to Chin. Yeah, Brian, I will say this though. When I started getting into it, I started going to rabbit holes and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed relearning stuff. So I'll give you that by the way, right? That's to your credit and that's that's that's that's all it is

I always say it's it knowledge belongs to every dive diving that World War two bunker, dude That's the fun one world war ones fun, too Guys I got a great current event. This one got me pumped. You know Airbnb tries to do like iconic Airbnbs? Well, they are doing the Beetlejuice Ghost House. Did you can rent the Home Alone house? The Home Alone house, the Barbie house.

There's a ton of them. Where's this one at? I believe it's in New Jersey. Oh wow. That'd be sick. Can you even imagine? Hold on, go back for a second. I would just walk around New Jersey. Oh wow. That'd be sick. Can you even imagine? Hold on, go back for a second. I would just walk around like Beetlejuice.

Surfia, surfer Julia Manfreeny, dead at 36, after being speared by swordfish. That's insane. What in the world? We're just gonna mosey past that, you two? Somebody got speared by a swordfish and you're trying to get us the Airbnb that Beetlejuice lived in?

She's so pretty. What the fuck happened? Speared by swordfishfish and you're trying to get us that Airbnb that beetle juice lived in she's so pretty What the fuck happened speared by so I'll tell you what happened. She gets a swordfish. Oh, it's in Indonesia. I mean Where I he probably didn't mean to right out of the water and struck her in the chest. Oh my god She was suffered a wound two inches deep so it's purely accident just deep. So it's purely accidents. Just, ah, dude, that hurts too. You know, like the last thing you say, you go on surfing,

watch out for swordfish cause they can jump out and hit you with stabbing the heart. God, Doug, look at her. That's terrible. And you had to die that way. What a terrible, what's it say her death comes one month after surfer Jorge Alvarado hit his head while riding waves at Daytona beach, Florida. He was 49. I know, but you got killed by a swordfish. Yeah, the rock in your head makes sense.

The swordfish? I mean, one in a billion. Never happened before, how about that? One of all time. It happens to those fishers when they're trying to reel them in, they jump and boom, that's happened. Oh, it has? Yeah, yeah.

You know what? I don't know if it for sure happened. So this says there have been very few reports of swordfish attacks on humans, and none have resulted in death. Yeah, but look, go to have people being killed by swordfish, go on that. It's the boats.

A long time surf traveler grabbed him. It has to be the first one ever. Oh, that says pretty common when you're fishing. Okay, there you go. You're fishing, they come out and they stab you. But I mean, deaths, actual deaths. No, he's joking. No, I made that up.

All right, fine. I did see a guy get stabbed though, but he didn't die. No. But you've seen the jump, they do jump into the boats. They do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they're aggressive as shit. Okay.

They gotta be strong too. Okay, this one I have a little bit of an attachment to because prior to this, I used to do a lot of locker room interviews for Lakers, Dodgers, all these people. Crybaby Paul George has come out and said, I want the media out of locker rooms because I catch reporters staring at my junk. Now who is this?

Wow, he's probably got some junk. He plays for the Pacers. I'd be staring at it too. Okay, but hold on a second. He plays for the Pacers. And let me be honest with you, I've been in hundreds of locker rooms. You've never caught gays before?

I'm not looking for that. But also, why don't you walk around with a towel or short on? If there's people in the room, why is your big old black dick out? But also, girls are not looking. It's probably gay men and guys like me who are a little bit gay.

I didn't want to go there, but. Oh, I would. If I'm in a locker go there, but. Oh, I would, I would. If I'm in a locker room, an NBA locker room, I'm not even seeing your face. I'm probably constantly looking. And you're the reason he wants people out of there. I'm not professional in that.

You don't want me in that room. I'm violating all the rules. But it's not a bad idea on his part. Like, there should be a designated area. Does it have to be the locker room to interview him? Like, could you do it in the designated area do you have to be around while they're showering or trying to wind down? That's separate though because see like when I did Laker locker rooms you go in and

everybody has their locker room there's a door and that was Kobe's area and that leads to the shower and his own space when they're done showering they come into the main locker room and go to their lockers most of the time they keep their clothes on. Now, I've seen it on the other end too, when they wanna make you uncomfortable and drop your towel and be like, hey, what's up? So I'm just saying like, relax, Paul.

When you got a dick on it, you got a dick on it. Do we know if, does he have a big dick? I'm sure it's tiny. I don't know. I'm sure it's not an any. You never know though. Yep, that's it. You never know.

That could be part of the problem. He might have a small wiener. Did you know you hear any big dick dude going. I don't want anybody locker room Well, or he's got a because we wouldn't give a fuck right dude. You see something like speak up men and women I would be I don't discriminate that locker. If you like it, what up? Yeah, I'll let your boy Some guys got don't you might have a little wiener and that's the first sign of it. It's true. Everyone needs to get out. Some people got don't. Yeah, they do and they like to flaunt them. Handsome guy.

Yeah. Yeah, he's a baller. Yeah. Here's another one. So this Australian woman got stuck upside down in between two boulders because she dropped her phone. Yeah. Look at this picture. Dude. Dude.

Nightmare. Nightmare. I would die. Dude. I would die. I'm claustrophobic. I would die. Not funny.

I would die. I would die from fear. That's not a good time. I'm claustrophobic. How did they get her out? It says with no cell service in the area, her friends spent an hour trying to free her themselves before eventually calling for help. I'm claustrophobic. How did they get her out? It says with no cell service in the area, her friends spent an hour trying to free her

themselves before eventually calling for help. Um, at one point they had to hoist a rock that weighed 100, I weighed a thousand pounds. Um, I can't even, I, I don't even. Yeah, that would suck. Oh my God. Just end it, right? That'd be miserable. Yeah. How badly do you need your cell phone?

And then unfortunately at the end of it she did not get her cell phone back. Oh wow. She didn't get her cell phone back. No. Guess what? You got your life back. Just get a new one. That's a nightmare.

She's stuck. Why does she have no shoes on? Oh my god. She's climbing without shoes? No, the shoes are here. Oh wow. Nine foot. I don't know.

Is that it? Does that just give you, oh, there was a guy who was spelunking and you know what that is when you're caving and he went in to the, those caves. I don't like it. He went down like this and his feet were here and they couldn't get him out and he had to just die that way. Oh God. And Tim Kennedy sent me the image. He showed it to me in the car and I was like, oh my God. And then as he was on the plane, he sent that to me.

You think? It took forever. It took forever. Did you shoot him? Did you die from starvation? It took forever. You died from? I died of thirst. It's the worst.

The worst. The worst way to go. Dude, cause you're this way and you know you can't get out. They can't get you out. Your feet are here. You have to amputate. I can't take it. Like I can't take it. Not for me. Well, don't get stuck at Brian's comedy show. Guys, you want to get stuck. Buffalo. No, you don't get stuck in the seats. November 16th, I'm in Ontario, Canada, Thunder Bay, Ontario, Thunder Bay. Don't ask me where that is. But if you're listening, you come out to that show. I got, I'm going to be November 17th. I'm at the Irvine Improv at 1 p.m. for a huge charity that I'm doing, Irvine Improv. And then I'm gonna be in November 7, 8, and 9. I'm at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo, New York. Let's go baby! All right. We're out. Love you guys. This is the fight campaign this

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