The Fighter & The Kid - TFATK Ep. 1038

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Bryan Callen is back from hunting in England with Tim Kennedy and the guys talk Brendan's disgusting shower blow up, Belal Muhammed's toe injury taking him out of his fight with Shavkat Rakhmonov, Bryan going to Patrick Bet-David's election event, Tucker Carlson's interview about being attacked by demons, current events around the world and much more! Arena Club - Right now, get 10% off your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/fighter AG1 - Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday offer for a free gift with your first subscription, in addition to the Welcome Kit with Vitamin D3+K2. So make sure to check out https://drinkag1.com/fighter to see what gift you can get this week! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby Yes sir Let's go, let's go Oh we're a couple of black boys today Couple of black boys today huh Don't say boys though, you know what I mean?

Why? Well sometimes you can say we're black guys Because if you say black boys Well black guys is even That's weird too Black boys sounds a little gay like a work up a black Yeah, that's what it's what we're black today Sporting black couple here come the boys in black

Here come the boys in black you don't know the song it's a real song Here come the man in black Will Smith. Oh, did you see Will Smith's new rap song? It ain't bad. Wait, is it with uh, hold on Boy spit and rhyme Well, you know he originally started off as he did. Yeah, but like I was like listening to it I was like you're you're he's he's fucking good. Well, yeah, man. He's super talented. No one's question is talent It's just funny when guys like that put their minds something you're like, oh, I forgot song with bad bunnies huge

Mmm, we can't play it. Yeah work of art. Yeah, he's super talented Stupid talented. He just I would say he did take a real hit for that slap a real hit I mean, yeah, you can't yeah, you can't can't have that. Yeah, he can't do that He's taken in many ways He's taken a real hit. But Bad Boys, whatever it is, four or three, whatever they're on, did well, right? Like I think he's kind of back like he's kind of back. Hey, he didn't murder anybody. No, he didn't touch anybody Wait, he didn't sexually touch anybody. He touched Chris Rock's face, but slapping? Okay. It was bad though. It was bad because these things have a way of sort of festering after the fact for a long time.

Wow. 404 million worldwide with a budget of 100 million. I wouldn't say that's bad. In today's society? That's pretty amazing. It's huge. In the movie? That's huge. So he's society? That's pretty amazing. It's huge. In the movie, that's huge. So he's kind of back as far as like what he does, but I don't think, you know, Hollywood's soft as shit, man.

So no one's going to take that, like Martin Lawrence would take that chance. But like Hollywood, Hollywood, all it takes is one person like, yeah, get back in there. Of course. No, there's no question about that. It just takes one person to reach their arm out, like big like the leader or de Caprio somebody like big Brad Brad Pitt and he's back and they will But he doesn't need it. It's more what it did to him, right? It's more like what it did probably taste confidence Initially because his his reputation was as it's pretty much perfect night

See, but I think in the downfall started even before that because of his wife. Yes. Like, we don't need to know all those personal facts, like, personal details. Right. But she wanted to be famous and she has the red table talk, which obviously went away. It's gone. Yeah, it's gone now. So it didn't do well.

I just think Will's probably like, hey man, this is a disaster. Yeah. So his downfall kind of started with there and then she starts, you know, she talks about Tupac all the time. He's like, dude, what the fuck? And then their kid situation and then she had this side piece, right?

And then the more you learn about the family, like, oh, they're so dysfunctional. Did you see the Instagram thing I posted? You don't have to listen to it, but just look at what his son is wearing at 26 years old. Jaden? Yeah. Look what his son's wearing in this interview. Just for a sec.

And I want you to hear, actually see if you can find what he says here. Is it a dress? Uh, no. It's just, this is what happens in a way when you're a fucking, um, there. Information behind for psychologists of the future to look back and be like, man, what was really wrong with this guy there's nothing wrong with you my young prince other than the fact that you're a fashion genius what is it what is that fashion theme what are you wearing is that forest vulnerable is it military

shy if I blur my eyes you look like a gardenia bush and the psychology of people is changing You just take in fashion risk dude. Yeah, you know what I'm saying like and what he's talking about in that is is Well, he's saying, you know I wrote it because I'm just sad and psychologists are gonna look back on on this and say what was wrong with this guy I'm trying to leave enough information behind for them to study me. Oh, is he gonna like he I'm trying to leave enough information behind for them to study me. Oh, is he going to, like, hey man, are you setting up something? He's so delusional in terms of thinking that he actually is historically significant. You don't want to wait, but to be fair to him, think about his life.

So like I try not to judge him. He grew up in this gold gold goldfish bowl, a goldfish bowl, where everything is handed to him. His dad's this massive celebrity, his mom's celebrity. He grew up royalty literally like a royalty, literally like a prince. Literally like a prince. So out of touch. Yes.

Yeah. And so you dress like that and you don't have a group of friends that are normal. They go, hey, hey, what are you doing? Right. He doesn't have that. What are you doing? Because his friends, he's the leader. Yes.

So he walks out of the house like, dude, you look sick. Imagine if I wore that. I'd take you in a little fashion risk. Imagine if I wore that. I'd take you in the fashion risk. Imagine if I did that. I would get lit up. If you were hiding your face. So bad. I'd be like, hey, you can't do that anymore.

If I was like, dude. If you were on Rogan. And I was like, you guys are going to study me a year from now. And you're like, oh my God, he's so right. I'd actually be afraid because I'd be like, hey, I don't think he's mentally stable. Yes. And he's so big and strong. You'd be like, we need to check him in.

He might decide to kill us. And you guys would tranquilize me think he's mentally stable. Yes. And he's so big and strong. Like we need to check him out. And you guys would you guys are tranquilize me like a wild rhino. Yes. And drag me to insane site. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. But he's gonna be a little bit. He's gonna be different. There's nothing they can do. There's nothing they can do. But look at that. He's 26. Yeah, him and him and Delia are close. We're at Air One. He pulled up in a car and he's like, Delear.

And Delear ran over, gave him a hug. Like him and Chris were cool. That makes sense. That makes sense. Chris is also a product of Hollywood and the weird. Low informational individuals. I love him so much. Yeah, I love him.

I love Chris. No, you don't need friends to be Jordan Peterson. Chris has his own genius, but Chris grew up in Los Angeles, and who makes more fun of him more about that, I torture him for not knowing anything about politics from the world outside. He's the best. He doesn't care. Oh, that's so great.

I'm sure Jaden's really nice. I'm sure he's a superman. Super nice. Yeah, he's not a bad kid. I don't think he is. He was huge in the music industry. Huge. Massive. Was he, and I didn't want to you know

I felt a little bit bad about but I had to make fun of him a little bit for that That's a little bit too much. My mind is help. They'll take it Yeah, you get your dates on there. Yeah, my dates November 7 8 9 Buffalo, New York. Let's go I'll say and if that helps you take it, it's all good. It's not like you're being super mean to me I was just being funny. Yeah, I don't like being mean. It's not like you're being super mean to them. I'm not being mean, I'm just being funny. Yeah. I don't like being mean. I don't like being mean.

I just don't. I don't. I've seen, you know, my brain works that way. If I can see openings, I just don't like it. I don't like, I don't. When somebody comes to my show. You don't like roasting people. I don't, I just don't.

I never liked it. They've already lost or they've already, they don't need that. Yeah. You know, some people are ruthless. They just don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

My friend used to do with his buddy, they used to expose fraud on people. And what they would do is they would go and pose as, I think they were for insurance company, or actually I think they worked for the state. And they would go and they would pretend to be something else. And they would end up, I can't remember what it was,

but they would be like pollsters or something. And they would gather enough information. And so sometimes like a woman would be lonely, but she was lying about being injured. And so they'd go and have tea with her or talk to her and be really nice. And my one buddy was like, hey dude, let's just not. the other guy was like fuck that she did the crime. She's gotta do I'm just not that guy. No, I'd not I think I couldn't be that like I couldn't be a muscle for the Hells Angel

No, I was like man. Yeah, I can't all right, dude. Just I'll come back next well That's like Rocky remember when I don't know if you remember the movie where he's like keep your coat take my coat You know keep your coat. Yeah, keep your coat. I'm not gonna break your thumbs. Yeah, I'll tell you what at the crib Dude, it's been smelling so bad in in the theater where our fish tanks are and I had a problem before and Joanna hates it When the fish smell does it smell like like like wet moss no like shit Brian Like someone took a hot shit in my face. Oh, we can't figure it out And I was like man Maybe the catfish like staring up all the bullshit at the bottom and it turns out somebody took a shit in your face, dude

So yeah, so yeah, give me a fucking the dirty Hitler. They put a plate over your face, bro Just watch it. So I'm trying to figure out and join us complain. I So I'm like I'm smelling it. I'm like and I got some of the water. I'm smelling the water I'm like this water's fine. My fish guy Brian was just there shout to, and I got some of the water, I'm smelling the water, I'm like, this water's fine. My fish guy, Brian, was just there, shout out to Brian, and he's like, dude, the water's fine, I don't get it. I'm like, I don't fucking get it. So, Jayana, the swarmer's like, you gotta figure it out or you'll get really goddamn fish.

I'm like, ah, I'll get it. So, I go down there, and I'm like, I'm looking everywhere, I'm like, it smells horrific down here. Tigers complain, bossy, I'm like, all right, all right. It is a shit summer. Tiger comes down, and he's going, ugh, ugh, I'm like, get upstairs, let me figure it out. So, I'm going, all right. All right is a shit tiger comes down. He's going I'm like get upstairs. Let me figure it out. So I'm going and I can't they leave I'm like I don't know what it is. Maybe I have to get rid of the fish. This is so interesting So I go take a piss in the bathroom. I'm like, maybe someone took a shit left it in there

Yeah, right. Maybe tiger did he say sure it happens. Nope, and I'm pan and then I look over to my left I think I'm on my left at the, at the shower and there is human feces. I have a video of it. I was going to tell you, one of your kids took a shit. No, no. Oh. Something happened where when they're cleaning the fish tanks, they drain it into there and all like the fish shit and everything must have clogged everything and would like overhauled everything.

So the sewage came out and just spread all over the shower floor. Oh, I'll say it. Oh, it's, it's a tragedy. Oh my God. At the end of the day, all of us are under miles of shit the pipes under every building under every city are flowing with shit Yeah, I don't see the video Brian. I know you want to see this video. Oh, I want to see this video I send this to my wife so hear me saying boo in this and I'm throwing out God good fucking God

This was my Monday morning coming in Hot. Oh, this is human feces all over my everywhere. Oh, oh, it is it now imagine the smell in the theater. I was like I Love my fish, but this is what it is. We're going on. Oh Well, there was shit everywhere. This is I'm not doing a good a good enough job explaining what happened wait till you see this oh No, that see this. Oh, no. That's poo poo. Oh, no.

Oh my God. Oh wait, is that all shit? Yeah. It's fucking stinks. So it's all covered in shit. Yep. Good God, dude. Thank God it's only there.

Call somebody Boo. Call somebody Boo. Oh, you gotta get the God it's only there. Call somebody Boop. Oh, you got to get the Hazmat team in there. That is horrifying. That's horrifying. My poor fish are like, bro. Fucking A, dude. Fucking A. How bad is that?

For you listeners, imagine a shower with just shh. Imagine you've been a sinner your whole life and you get to the pearly gates and they go, you're going to hell. That's it. And then they go, it's worse than fire. You're going to be in a shower full of shit. That's what it would be like.

We got the plumber there right now as we're speaking. That poor guy. He's going to snake your drain. How about those plumbers? I would charge you $50,000 for that. I'd be like, it's gonna cost you $50,000. If I was bummer, oh yeah, burn the house down. Yeah, but it's just this one area.

You have to throw the house away. I know, but you have to throw the entire house away. Burn and restart. Yeah, yeah. You gotta throw it away. I was so frustrated. I'm like, I don't know. Take and piss them all.

Oh no. No. Yeah, you got to throw it away. I was so frustrated. I'm like, I don't know. Take an epithelmol. Oh no. Oh no. No. Wow. Fuck. It's some bad. How bad is that, Tim? Hey, Brendan, let's take a little break.

Because we like collecting cards. As a kid, I used to do all the time, dude. But the idea of these days of spending two grand. But if we did like collecting cards. I like collecting them. my kiddos do yeah yeah so I go to the card store still as my son does actually yeah dude so but the idea's been two grand or more on a frickin Luca or Patrick Mahomes rookie card just isn't in the cards 200 dude we love collecting but that's a lot of

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Good luck. You haven't asked me about my hunting trip. Oh yeah. Sorry, man. This poop trip happened. Yeah. How was, oh, you went to, uh, kill the, kill the deer. I know you love that.

And it was only really, I think I was going to take a picture. It was about, I thought I, I don't want to post those, you know, you know, I'm a liar. So I go, I go, my, my, my buddy goes, you don't post the hunting. So Tim Kennedy, who knows a couple of things about his way around rifle. Yeah. And my buddy Joe, they're, they're on, they're way up on the hill and they're looking for deer on one side and I'm on the other side.

Now I stalk down, I walked down. You stumbled upon a baby deer. I stalked down. It was a full grown buck. We say you tracked, you tracked a buck. Its antlers were broken off from fighting, I know. I see it, I shoot it, drop it right away. When they come down, Joe goes,

oh wow, and I goes, he had a shot, and he's, good shot, good shot. I go, yeah, yeah. I mean, yes, I think it was about 150, 200 yards, and he goes, it was about 70. I go, no, actually, he goes he goes no you shot from right over there 70 heart because we were watching it. So don't say I was with the guy about my guide, but I was like I mean that looks pretty far

He goes that's not a football field. So 70 yards 70 yards. So pretty far not close. I mean, you know, it's it's really really easy That's really easy shot. I'm gonna say it was 90 and where did you hit him? I was 100 years where you hit him at right right in the right in the motor right in the motor right right in the heart And he was down right away a little bit high a little higher than normal a little higher. Did you have to execute him? Huh? No, no, I dropped him right away. He died right away that right away right away I'll never take a shot unless I know what you guys What you do is you take it to his. You dress it. He's got a whole processing area, Joe does.

We dress it right there, hang it up, and you let it hang for three weeks. Oh. A lot of, ate a lot of venison though, that had been hanging and then ate, drank, well, the best wine. And then what we did is we shot all the birds. We shot all the birds.

Now Tim's a little better with a shotgun. I miss a lot of birds. I think shotgun easy to hit the birds cause it's spread. You think it was, you think it was. This that? You gotta all the birds. Now Tim's a little better with a shotgun. I miss a lot of birds. Isn't shotgun easy to hit the birds because it's spread. You think it was. You think it was. This is that? You gotta lead the bird. Oh yeah, see where he's going. Like duck hunt.

You didn't grow up playing duck hunt? Yeah, but you gotta, yeah, you gotta lead them. Boom, boom. When they're coming straight at me, I had better luck when they're flying this way. You gotta, you know, hard, hard. You gotta track it. Yeah, when they're coming, when they're flying

into the barrel of your gun, you got it. Yeah, you'd be you know, you got to track it. Yeah. When they're coming, when they're flying into the barrel of your gun, you got it. Yeah. You'd be surprised though, cause they fly fast and they, they, if there are a lot of them, you start to panic and you're like, well, I die. You start shooting in the air, but some people can hit everyone.

You know, Tim was hitting everyone. Yeah. I mean, it's Tim. Yeah. It's Tim. So we, we had a great time. Then did you guys spend Halloween together?

Any trick or treaters? There was no trick or treating. There was a lot of exercise, saunaing, hunting. Just the bros. Drinking, eating, and laughing. Just the bros. Just the bros, just the bros.

Got in the water in the south of France, did some swimming, which was nice, fresh. It was about, it was about 75 degrees. Really? Amazing. Yes. That was incredible. And generally 70 degrees.

So come on global warming. I'm liking it. Yeah. And yeah, that's about it. Did you film any of that, Brian? I filmed a little bit of it. I was having such a good time. That's yeah, that's another thing.

I kind of enjoy my camera out and nobody else did either. Yeah. You know why? Because they're grown men. They're grown men. That's how grown men act, Brian. We're in this weird entertainment business, we gotta film everything.

It's not normal, dude. And you realize that when you're around normal people, and you're getting your phone out, and no one else's phone is out, you're like, oh. Yeah, it's like, I don't wanna do that. Yeah, but people enjoy seeing that stuff too. It's a weird title. I'm glad you did it.

I'm glad you did it. I'm glad you did it. Yeah. You enjoy the time, dude. I also don't really feel like posting the deer I killed and the birds I killed. Do you want to hate post dead animals? Yeah, I just, it's a lot. I got a gun in my hand. I don't need a strike.

Instagram's looking for any reason a lot of times, you know. True. You got to be careful with that stuff. It's all precarious. You'll get put in a basket, you know. Yeah, be careful with that stuff. It's all precarious. You'll get put in a basket, you know. Yeah, you don't want that. Yeah.

You just don't want those problems. I don't want those problems. Also, again, I was just, how often do I not have my phone in my hand, you know? Spending time, so. Yeah, especially on a trip like that, you wanna enjoy the bros and take it in and fuck each other and stuff.

Yeah, that kind of stuff. You know? Drink them in, you wanna drink them in. Yeah, yeah, that kind of stuff. You know? A little sex. Drink them in. You want to drink them in. Well, I did make the mistake of I couldn't help myself. But Tim was, I mean, he was just sitting there. And I said, if I put my hooks in and I put a seat belt on you, you have big problems with me.

And he goes, I'll let you get any kind of position you want. Yeah, I'm with Tim. And we were on the grass. And I said, no, because I've been working on this move from the seatbelt position. Sure. And I put him in seatbelt. And, uh,

Tim got out. Things didn't go well. The problem with Tim is that he'll do something like take your back and then just cover your nose and mouth so you can't breathe with Sam. See, Tim's not me. No, he's not you. I'm way nicer than Tim.

He's very nice to me. He's very nice to me, but he still is like, you're not gonna be able to breathe now. And I'm like, to me, but, but he still is like, you're not going to be able to breathe now. And I'm like, Oh no, please, please don't like that. But you could do that to a smaller man. You could just hold your hand. I don't like that.

Yeah. I don't like doing that stuff. Tim will let you know. Oh, Tim will let you know. Tim will let you know. And he's like, he's like, you're adorable. And how long, and then you're Mr. Jet Setter.

So you were in England. Yeah. Tomorrow I'm going to fly down to Miami with our boy, Patrick, with Patrick, bed, David, and a lot of great people. You guys will watch the election live. We will watch the election live. It's going to be weird. Cause there's going to be no final result.

Like we never get it. You'll get a strong sense of who is probably the president though. You'll get a sense of who won the spring states. Uh, you know, so we'll see that'll be wild and I I have my thought have you voted on here yet, no, I Should vote I can absentee ballot, but I don't be the guy doesn't vote. No, you talk all this shit No, I want to be the always weird when I'm talking to people and they're all political I'm like you vote like nah, man up for me like the sad part is that you were you in California doesn't really make doesn't really matter But yeah, I should I will we should yeah

I usually vote what I thought about today was that I usually go to the polls I go and I go to the polls I don't do the mailing because I don't trust it. So I got to do that when you go there today You go there can't do it tomorrow. I have to do it today Yeah, when you go there is one right by my house when you go there, you'll do that today. When you go there. I can't do it tomorrow, I have to do it today. Yeah, when you go there, there's one right by my house. When you go there, you don't have to show any ID, nothing. Wow, don't you have to show that you are from that area? Nothing. Because I'm registered specifically. No, nothing.

Wow, really? Really? Nothing, you scan it on your phone, you do it on your phone. Interesting, okay. You don't have my ID there You know, we trust you. All right. Yeah.

Well, we'll see. It's weird, right? Yeah. We'll see what happens. Who knows? Everyone says they're experts. Nobody knows anything. Now everyone's all guessing. Everybody's going to be surprised.

Vegas usually knows something. They have Trump favored pretty highly. Well, they, he was up Vegas five, like three days ago, two days ago, he was up. No, before Saturday he was up 69 five like three days ago two days ago. He was up. No before Saturday. He was up 69 68 percent Chances of winning now is at 58 still pretty high. Yeah, but it's it's the I know a lot of people putting money on it Let's see, but again, you don't know. Let's see what the latest polling odds are. What are you on Google though chin? No, I'm serious. This is a girl. Yeah, you are you on Google though, chin? No, I'm serious. This is, you don't want to do Google.

Dr. Braves by the left and it's going to be Google says though, Google ahead. It's going to say Harris if you're Google. No, it's good. Dr. Go is bought by this is just a two 70. I don't know what the hell this is, but let's see. Okay.

National Harris by 1.2%. Of course. Neck and neck. Yeah, of course. Uh, Trump by 1.6% in Arizona, California Harris by 1.2%. Of course. It's a neck and neck thing. Yeah, of course. Trump by 1.6% in Arizona, California, Harris, obviously. Florida Trump by 6.2. Let me see. Hold on.

Go back. Georgia, Trump by 1.2. Georgia, Pennsylvania is important. Ohio is important. If she was those, the president. Ohio is super important. Pennsylvania is important. Michigan.

Look at that. Oh, Harris ahead by 1.8 in Michigan. Interesting. Um, Minnesota Harris, of course. Uh, Missouri, Trump. Nevada. Where's Nevada? Trump.

Yeah. Barely. Oh wow, that's big. Jersey, of course. New Mexico, Harris, but, but actually trending toward Trump apparently, I don't know. Uh, North Carolina, Trump, look at how close this fucking races though.

Pennsylvania, I think. Look at that. That's a dead even poll. Wow. Whoa. Dead even. The polls are hard to trust too. Yeah.

Do you know anybody who's actually been pulled? Do you know anybody? No. No. Yeah. Do you know anybody who's actually been polled? Do you know anybody? No. No. Same. I remember when Ron Paul was in, or was like campaigning for his spot as president, he was all the way up in all the polls.

And then it didn't work. Rhode Island, Texas. Good for Wyoming. Iowa's crazy. Iowa trended, Trump's still, you know, Wyoming, Nebraska. Yeah. All right.

Well, I don't know. I don't know, man. A lot of it's Trump. Well, those are all baked in. It's the swing States. Okay. But do they have like an actual. Yeah, it's, it's decided over like three states,

too, the swing States. National, you got Harris ahead. Which is Georgia. But it's, but that might be the popular vote. I don't know. Interesting. Who knows. It's a neck and neck.

It's a neck and neck race. Maybe. What's the landslide? I think you might, yeah, I don't know. We'll see. It's, it's no doubt that more women are going to be voting for Harris and more men are definitely voting for Trump.

It might rest on how many men show up versus how many women show up. Because that abortion issue is a real issue. So, interesting. Who knows, we sure as fuck don't know. Look at that shit. Yeah, most places it's even. Yeah.

Be fun for you though to be with Patrick. Yeah, it's going to be, uh, I think Dave Smith is there. Oh, fun. I think a lot of people, I think even Tulsi Gabbard might be there. There's a lot of people there. Uh, Tulsi going to be there?

She may on the campaign with Trump. Cause if he wins, she's probably going to be there. I think for the actual election. She'll be, I bet she'll be with Trump that night, Bobby. She'll be at the inauguration. I don't think she'll be there. Uh, if she's part of his crew, they're all usually together,

yeah? Usually, but. You think you threw that one out and made her out? No, I saw her there. She's there. Election night, right? Well, you could just go to, it'd be easier to go to, What?

It'd be easier to go to Patrick, uh, bet David's. Oh, I thought you're talking about the election. Okay. So to see who's all on the, uh, show. Yeah. Who will be on Patrick back David's show. We should go to him. I'm sure he's promoting it. Just go to Patrick. Yeah. You're bad at internet. No, I just, I'm trying to understand what you're saying.

So go to him first. And then probably go to his Instagram if he's promoting it. You see, so just say who's going to be on his show. Well, keep going down. Is there no promotion of it? I mean, I don't see anything as far as thumbnails. And this is October 23rd, October 18th. Shall we go back? Uh, yeah, maybe he doesn't promote it yet.

I can actually find it for you. Uh, let's take another break. AG1, okay. If you want to get, sometimes he doesn't promote it yet. Here, I can actually find it for you. Let's take another break. AG1, OK, if you want to get, sometimes you don't have time to get all your nutrients you get from vegetables and stuff. Yeah, well, because it's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, you're trying to find the words.

You're trying to find the words. It's so much. You're trying to find it, dude. I know. And get all your greens and all your. You can eat a bag of of lettuce a bag of kale I'm gonna do that. Do you know me? I'm usually on my stuff when comes nutrition I got my supplements. I take my peptides my protein power. Are you getting your greens? Are you getting your?

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For super VIPs and VIPs, your parking will be here. This is where you can park and even your Uberber can drop you off over here the details won't be in the email there's gonna be multiple food trucks chick-fil-a you got the vip ac bathrooms that'll be over there tulsi's gonna be there tulsi's gonna be there chris colman's gonna be there sage steel's gonna be there wow yeah i'll give you more hold on uh dave smith love dave um more. Hold on. Dave Smith. Love Dave. Michael Francese, Sam with the pole. That's interesting. Interesting. P Diddy.

No, he won't be there. Really? Are you sure? Believe it or not. And then I don't know who else. Hold on. I'm trying to find. Menendez brothers? The Menendez brothers. They're getting out. Candice Owens will be there.

Love her. Charlie Kirk? I don't think so. He's probably doing his own thing. Yeah. That'd be a fun night for you, bud. I think so, buddy. It's all good.

We got it, pal. And then you're going to fly back. Yeah. And Emily Austin. See, I told you to stop because I knew we were getting out of here. I'll fly back. going to fly back. Yeah. And Emily Austin, I don't know this. Um. See, I told you to stop cause I knew we were getting out of here. Yeah, I'll fly, I'll fly back. I'll fly back. Uh, I fly back at 7 AM.

I might be there until like, like four in the morning. Yeah. Well, Easter time. It's going to be great. Which is one here. Yeah. And I'm flying back. You sleep on the plane.

Yeah, I sleep on the plane. Uh, it's, I'm excited about it. You'll be a zombie on the pod. It's all good. No, cause I'm going to, I'll just lay down flat beds. Yeah, do some cocaine. I'll sleep hard. Get my, lay down flat beds. Do some cocaine. I'll sleep hard.

Get my, get my six hours. Brings them in. If you do cocaine, I'll bring some blow in. Sure. Hopefully it's better. She'd have the nose for it. Yeah. Hey dude.

Straight to the dome. Uh huh. Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah. Pretty cool. So we'll see what happens. That's what I'm looking forward to. You see, uh, Blal's out of the fight with.

What happened? Uh, toe injury. Matt, he had a massive, uh, infection. We'll see what happens. That's what I'm looking forward to. You see Balal's out of the fight with Shavkat. What happened? A toe injury. He had a massive infection. It looks bad too. Really? So he's out. A toe injury?

So they think they're going to replace. Does he have staph in his toe or something? Yeah, it's bad. Really? Yeah. They think it's going to be Shavkat Kamara-Ousman. How do you, how do you deal with, how do you protect against staph? It's almost impossible.

It just happens. Oh, fuck. You don't want him to get to that point, but yeah, he's out. Oh, fuck. Kamara Usman. How do you, how do you deal with, how do you protect against staff? It's almost impossible. It just happens. Oh, you don't want him to get to that point, but yeah, he's out. Oh man.

I saw him, Brent too, that all of his toes kind of look chubby. Just normal. Yeah. Yeah. Those are probably swollen too if they just did. Hey, shave your toe, your foot there. He's a hairy man though, you know? Um, wow.

Yeah. He's out. Yeah. So shop cuts looking for opponent, probably Kamara Usman is what I think. Really? That'd be interesting. Yeah, he's out. That's bad. Yeah. So, Shotcut's looking for a opponent. Probably Kamaru Usman is what I think. Really? That'd be interesting. Yeah.

Look how fat that toe was though. Yikes. It's warm. It looks warm, huh? Yeah, it looks warm. Well, you can see it festering already right there. See that? I mean, it's disgusting, yeah.

Yeah, but it was just, it already broke through. And it was like, you know, fuck. Antibiotics and. Yeah. What is it? You get, you rub your toe against the mat. It has stuff on it. Who knows? Yeah.

Yeah. Infection gets in there and looks like it festered. And you're always going to train with bare feet because that's how you. Yeah, man. Yeah. Some guys wear wrestling shoes, but even you're not safe from that either. No. Shit happens.

He's out though. Shit does happen. And it happened in my fucking bathroom this morning It did you can't see you can't fight with that toe you're oh first of all you have staffs They're not gonna let you fight. No, you don't want to favor the film Don't tell Brian what you said on the show on shop show. You should cut it off That's what I did remember Ronnie lot. I Roll this yes, I said I said be like Ronnie lock cut it off

Take it off. You could, because you don't really need that one. No. Out of all of them, you could do without that. But better just delay the fight. You know, you use your toes for balance, and you use that toe for balance. Kind of.

You'd be all right, though. Yeah, you'd be all right. Ultimately. If there's one to lose, it's that one. It's that one. If there's one to finish, it's this. The third piggy in. The third piggy in.

Third piggy in. Yeah. Third piggy in. You don't want to lose the big dog? Third piggy in. You don't want to lose the big dog? You don't want. If there's one of them. The third piggy in. The third piggy in. Third piggy in. You don't want to lose the big dog? Third piggy in. You don't want to lose the big dog? You don't want to lose the small one on the far right?

Yeah. Far left. When they say, when you're writing a script, they say kill your babies. No, but that's a great part. Gotta get rid of it. It doesn't move the story forward. Yeah.

Kill third toe in. From now on, I'm gonna go, hey dude. Third little pig. Doesn't matter. Yep. We gotta streamline this podcast. Yeah, but I wanna talk about that hey dude. Third little pig. Doesn't matter. Yep. We gotta streamline this podcast. Yeah, but I wanna talk about that. Hey, hey, hey.

No politics. Third toe in. Yep. Third toe in. That's right. He'll be all right. I think so. Who's a good, you think Ouzman will step in?

Yeah, Ouzman's already said he'll take it. What is Ouzman's ranking right now? I'll look it up. He lost to Humzat. Still a motherfucker. Still was giving it to Humzat in round 13. Who's one's ranking right right ranking right now? I'll look it up. Uh, she lost the hums Still a motherfucker still was given it to hums out in in round 13. I mean 3 13 He's number two I still got my two His knees I guess cuz he lost that middleweight his knees are so bad though, right that he's still a motherfucker He went toe-to-toe with Homs on it middleweight think about that but Knees are knees's Leon Edwards doing?

Yeah. Why can't he step up? I don't know. I don't know. That would make sense. Sort of. That'd make sense. It would, because then he would be the

end-room champ. Yeah. It's his easiest path back to the title. I wonder if he's injured. That doesn't. We haven't heard anything. I think we might hear this Leon Edwards. They might be negotiating right now.

Makes sense. Him or Cabaro. It's literally the only people that can do it. If I was Shavkat, why would I fight anybody else? He doesn't really have, you know, the UFC is going to tell you, but. No, Shavkat. Is your thoughts on Ian Chateau-Garry that was announced with. Buckley? Great fight. Yeah. You could pull one of them. No, is your thoughts on Ian Chateau-Garry that was announced with them?

Buckley yeah fight. Yeah, you could you could pull one of them I mean you wouldn't because the fights already set in December, but even Ema Chateau-Garry or he just knocked out Wonderboy No, he beat Michael Van Pagin a decision. Yes, I was in great. Yes, but you could do No, no, I'm saying I'm saying off cut. No. No, I'm saying the guy's gonna fight Yeah, Machado Gary, what's his name? Yeah, yeah that fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was out that fight. Yeah, he's he's Yeah, you're right. Yeah, look I beat one of boys last fight But that fight sorry says we're not gonna use one of the young lines Hmm But that fight's already set, so you're not going to use one of the young lines. Hmm. Come on. Ousmane makes sense.

It's a very interesting. I've got needs a big win, you know, over a, a super well named opponent. So come on. Ousmane makes sense. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. You're tired of, right?

I keep yawning. I know dude. This time most ever. Fuck me. Yeah. From, from, yeah, kill. You're tired, huh, Brian? Like, keep yawning, dude. I know, dude. This time change. This is the most ever. Fucked me, yeah. I don't know what's going on. From, yeah, dude. It'll get you. I fell asleep at 7 o'clock last night.

Really? What was the time change from? An hour. We lost an hour. You didn't notice, Brian? Oh. Wait. I was like, I've been in Europe, dude.

I'm like, huh? We lost an hour, Doug. I'm like, where? Time change really got me there. What's the time change? An hour? Oh, you don't sleep and you do wake up super early. It's a nice reply to a call from Rem. No, I sleep.

Yeah, I don't know what happened. At seven o'clock, I was like, I'm so tired. Let's go to bed. And John was like, it's seven o'clock. That's hilarious. Right, I fell asleep on the couch. And then I woke up at three 30, but again, that's four 30. I'm usually up at four 30. Oh God.

You woke up at three 30 and you got up. Oh yeah. You don't just lie there. No, my body thinks it's fourth. No, but you got to give a fuck about your daylight savings. So seven's really eight. You should have laid three Thursday for the guys.

No, no, no. My buddy goes, let's get, let's get it. Really? You got to get your coffee and go? Oh yeah. Don't you love your coffee? Moral comment. Don't you love your coffee? Oh yeah, in the morning?

Don't you love your coffee? I love my coffee. Yeah, first thing I do. What's your thing? It's just regular. Just dark roast, man, as dark as... You make it right there in a pot. You don't have a, I'm the espresso guy.

You do espresso or do you do those? I do espresso with some, do you do the nespresso you do a little bit of water? Do you do the Nespresso? No. I hate, yeah. It's like, that's electric cars. I have an expensive espresso machine.

I grind the beans. Yeah. I grab my beans. I wake everybody up. Yep. And, yep. And then I, I pack them just so they're set at a certain grind. Yeah.

Then I, I draw that. Then I'll take a little hot water, put that in there. Then I got some, you know, I got the whole thing, but I savor that I take a little hot water put that in there then I got some you know I got the whole thing But I savor that shit. Yeah, this time change Let's see this friend like this is why it's so confused I suck at math and stuff but so did we gain an hour of sleep or we lost an hour of sleep because it says

Falls back Sunday, November 3rd falls back So if it falls back, so it's like not losing anything. So now it should be right now. Daylight saving time. So, no, we, so we didn't change that clock. So it's really, if this was last week, it's one o'clock, right? Right now it's one o'clock, right? Now it's one o'clock. So we lost.

No, no, that, no, that was, that was real. We didn't, we didn't change it. Oh, no, but that's the real time. That's without daylight savings. No, that's current time. Right now it is 111 chin. Who the fuck? Unless it's a Wi-Fi. Yeah, someone else changed it then. Yeah, not me. Or it updates automatically. Yeah, it updates automatically. Okay, so that's correct time. So what does that mean? I suck at this, dude. Did we gain an extra hour of sleep or lose an extra? Well if we, if it went back, if it went back then we actually...

Gained an hour of sleep right? Well it's an hour later but we gain an hour. So we have an extra hour of sleep then? Yeah. You should not be as tired then bro. Did you guys know what, by the way, oh as you said the farming stuff right for the whole daylight saving stuff. I heard it was like Benjamin Franklin saving candlelight. Have you heard that? I heard that too. I don't know. And then also conserving energy like I don't know but it doesn't make sense for the farmer so they had more daylight, right?

Now Arizona doesn't subscribe to this nonsense. Yeah, there are some things like Where we're all super dumb and I'm super dumb with certain things well like When you're shooting a movie and they go well you got gotta shoot it from this angle because otherwise it's gonna look weird when they have to work that stuff out. I am done. I'm just as dumb as anybody could be.

Oh, it's common to hear farmers have a reason for it. But farmers didn't support daylight savings time. Farmer said shut your fucking mouth. They didn't support it in 1918 and they still don't. It really is all about when it is sunlight. So they're just doing around when the best time, the sun's up. So you don't want it to be dark.

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What kind of oil? Oil, oil. No. Seed oil. No. What kind of oil? Oil. Oil. From fish? You're getting close. Whale? Whale oil. Oh shit!

This is why whales almost went extinct. Look that up. I don't think that's true. In the Inuit. I don't think that's true. Not all oil was whale. With the Inuit, if they didn't get a seal at that spring. Oh, so yeah.

I'm sorry. If they didn't get a seal that fall. They were screwed. They would be in the dark for seven months. Yes. They didn't have anything. They can only burn driftwood. I see not all oil was whale oil.

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Shout out to kerosene. Whale oil. Wow. That was fun. Yep, so there you go. Oh, Sanaz isn't here today because she's in Vegas at the SEMA setting up the car show. The whole team's out there.

Lexington's out there. Jay will be out there. Nice. He'll be in Vegas. Oh yeah. Nice. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What do you got, Jen? Um, all right, let's see. Since you mentioned Sanaz, she sent me some current events and we're like it last week. We're we'll do it together. Let's do it together. Give me a sec.

Oh, so this one first Tucker Carlson. Uh, I'm not sure. Go and look at this. It says the headline says her Tucker Carlson. I need an exorcist ASAP claims demon attacked him This is real. I don't know and uh Callers says does own ghost story claiming a demon attacked the way slept in bed left visible marks on his body Revealed they once woke up find a huge claw marks on his side and shoulder once that didn't match his own hands

So it's on a show called Christianity's question mark Do you ever watch this or he'll say some strange things. Watch it or just want to read this? Carlson says Satan's servants didn't wait. Let me see it. We'll watch it and then I'll edit it out. How long is it though? Four minutes. We can pass forward though. Yeah. The presence of Eve. And then I saw blood on my sheets and I realized that was not a dream at all. I called my assistant Oh, my assistant. It was like the only evangelical. You can stop it, Jim. Do we buy it?

Um, also hold on. This is what we say. Tucker Carlson has a great imagination. Eye for the dramatic. And he's entertaining. Very good at creating. Dude, did you ever see.

Heat. Did you ever see when, uh, John Stewart went on CNN and confronted those two? They thought he was going to do promo cause they're on similar network and he tears in them. And to Tucker Carlson? And his cohost. You know what would be great? If you guys actually report the news.

A long time ago. Yeah, a long time ago. He goes, you know what would benefit the American? He's like, you gonna blow bowtie and you're 35. Yeah, he lights him up I mean, yeah if John Stewart comes legend you better pack a lunch. I like John Stewart. Yeah, I love a lot I don't mind Tucker Carlson either. I mean, you know, some of stuff's a little well Tucker Carlson when he did Rogan was talking about house their evil forces and he was talking about UFOs Yeah talking about how there are evil forces and he was talking about UFOs and talking about aliens.

And I was sitting there, remember now Tucker has gotten in trouble for saying all these great things about Trump and texting that he hates the guy. So Tucker is a bit dramatic, he's a great showman, he's a very smart guy, he's got a lot to say, a lot of the says, I agree with, but there's a lot of stuff that Tucker will say that is, um, downright, uh, uh, it's a story. But also for, for, to his point there, like with the, the scratches and stuff, like, who knows, maybe the dog did it. Maybe they actually happened.

He thinks like his perspective, perspective, he thinks it. Yeah. Let me tell you something. No, hold on. But B it is true. Now I don't know if I was, no, let's hear me out here. I don tell you something. No, hold on. It is true now. I don't know if I was, no, let's hear me out here. I don't know if I was sleeping like this.

Hold on. Because you're pretty good at bullshit finding bullshit, so I'm just going to wonder. No, I'm not. That sounds like bullshit. Oh, I'm not saying. But I'm telling you, I fell asleep one time when I woke up in Jordan. I was like, you have a huge handprint, like red. It was all red on my arm, like wrapped around like this. I don't know. That was called

the grip of the joy. That was called the grip of addiction. But that was the Adderall. That was the Adderall demon. I was weaned off some, I don't know, but it was like all around my arm is bright red. And then Joanna was like, did you sleep? I'm like, no, I don't sleep like this. Might've. Might've. Now, the Latinas, what they do is they take, they take fucking smoke, you know, they're like incense, and they burn sage, yeah, and they, that was weird. The woman who takes care of my children when we're not there,

she washed all of our doorknobs in holy water. Now, having said all that, having said all that, um, Hey, this is my thing with it. Have you ever seen a dog dream? Have you ever seen a dog dream? They'll start running. Yeah. They'll start running. And, uh, if you're sleeping with four dogs on each side, Oh, no. Yeah. So I would say that's what happened. That's my, that's my detective hat on there. So. But my whole thing with all this is we have no evidence that demons are real, right? Or any of that stuff. After all this time that we have nothing. And don't you think if the demons are real, you think they're just gonna give you a

light scratch on the rib? Or would the demon rip your fucking face off? You think they're taking it easy on you? You think they're just doing it to just put fear in you? Like if there was an actual demon, wouldn't he do some real damage? Because if they're from the underworld, they're that evil? You think they're just going to give you a light scratch? Or you think they're just going to wrap their arm around my arm and make a red mark? No, they're going to do some gnarly shit, man. That's why I'm like, I don't think so, dude. They'll say sometimes if somebody close to you dies, that they'll, they try to send a message to you.

They try to protect you from something and you have to stay open to it. Like so somebody, somebody dies, it's very common to have dreams about that person or have your dreams shaken up. Yep. You know? So we had somebody very close to us die violently. I haven't, I don't know if I told you, but it was real bad.

Um, somebody that we are, we were very close to was murdered by her boyfriend. Jeffrey Epstein. No. Uh, and uh. Oh, I know you. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Real bad. And, uh, stabbed a bunch and all really awful stuff. Jesus dude. And, and since then my wife won't sleep in. Her room? Yeah. Because she's constantly feels like she's being jarred awake. Yeah.

But that, that person's not evil. No, no, no, no. A person is like, Hey, hey, I want to protect you. Yeah. I'm sorry about this. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that's all right. Did not do the cats, the person who did it.

Yeah. He's in jail. Good. Forever. Hopefully. There's a trial. That's California. So they might just say, well, when you stab somebody 14 times

and cut their throat. You can declare insanity or you can say self-defense and stuff like that, which I think is what's being done. Of course. Yeah, so okay. I think when you do something like that, you're probably gonna go away.

What else you got, Jen? Okay, real quick on that though, I think the whole demon thing came from just people when they're younger, or way back in the day, it's just mental illness and people acting out like crazy in the middle of the night. Yeah. Say they're possessed and stuff. You could be your kids, it could be your wife, it could be your husband, whatever. And they just start mentally f**king out.

And back then they didn't know that there's mental illness or craziness. They're like, no, he's possessed. Like, no, he's schizophrenic. Yeah. Now we're like, no, he's schizophrenic. And that's the reality. People have mental illness and they freak out. Back in the day. No, I do. You can tell though, like if you meet some person with bad intentions or there's a energy, a different energy and whatever that is, there's darkness.

Yeah. There's darkness in the world. Oh, fuck yeah. There's big time darkness in the world. Well, you know, Jordan Peterson says that. He says, Jordan Peterson has interviewed literally everybody you can imagine, especially a lot of criminals. Yeah. And he went down that rabbit hole where he would read, like somebody would come in with these

heinous crimes, they were serial killer or whatever, and he had to treat them or he had to look, talk to them before they went to jail. And he said, he read a lot of their diaries and he said, if you don't think that there are people that flirt with the satanic realm, because there is a satanic realm and a heavenly realm in terms of like, you know that you can go in a good side or you can go on the bad side. Some people go as deep in the depravity of torture and all those things. And they exist. I believe in that. Like if you're about to do something wrong or even if you're about to do something dangerous,

there's this voice, whatever it is, there's a voice and it's not even you. Be like, I don't know, dude. I don't know, man. Well, let's put it this way. When you're fucking up in one way or another, you know you are. What is that thing, that thing they call the intercompass, your conscience? When you're lying about something in your life, when you're not doing what you should do, you're doing what you want to do.

Yeah, but that's your conscience. That's your conscious. But what I'm saying is that we all have a sense of right and wrong in that sense, right? We know, ah, I'm fucking up. Let me get away with it this time. We all do that. That's what I'm saying. And then you can take, so take that and then really extrapolate it.

Some people get off on, if you read about serial killers, they get a sexual charge out of the act of making people suffer, power over them. And then some people are like, oh, there's mental illness. I'm like, no, I think they're evil. I think some people are born evil. They're evil. They've succumbed to that demon. They've worshiped that demon that takes possession of them.

And I think that's a fair thing to say, right? Just like you can be possessed by the addiction of sex. Yeah, but there's something, yeah, there's there's there's more to us I don't know what it is. I'm not the biggest religious But there's something going on like whatever it is There's something out like even when I was flipping the my truck like it like it's happened fast But there was something they kind of slowed down with the guy dude. You're right do this get out like that's not me There's something there like you'll be okay. Don't worry, you know, dude, you're all right, do this, get out. Like, that's not me.

There's something there. Like, you'll be okay, don't worry. I don't know what it is. And whatever I've been the most scared, there's something there. Whether it's God, maybe it is. Pete Slauson Yes. Pete Slauson Maybe it is. Pete Slauson Yep. Pete Slauson There's been times when I've had a voice like, don't do that. Don't go down there. Pete Slauson Don't go down there. Pete Slauson Like, go this way.

Pete Slauson Yep. Yep. Pete Slauson Yeah, I don't know what that is. Pete Slauson there. Like go this way. Yep. Yep. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Call it faith, I don't know. Maybe it's the big man upstairs. I think you're in, but you have a deep, you have a deep inner conscience. I know you. Yeah.

Like you have a deep sense of right and wrong at the end of the day. Oh yeah. At the end of the day, you're gonna do what's right. And you know, you and I have been around people where you go, I remember you say to you, they're just not good people. Remember? I think you remember that.

And we were like with some people and we're like, man, they're super elitist about this stuff and they choose only these people versus these people. And you, I don't think they're good people, right? Bad people. And I was like, that's it. That's, and they, they're nice. They seem nice, but if you look at their actions,

they're like, you're not, you're not the person you're pretending to be. Yeah. So. Yeah. There's definitely good and evil out there. I think that's a very, very valuable way of looking at the world. Then I think there's some people that they just make choices based off financial gain.

Then they're not bad people, but they do it for the financial gain. They know what's wrong and they go down that road. There's a lot of politicians and other people, especially in our space, that go that direction. You're like, you know that's not right, man. Like even, and I'm too nice, I get taken advantage of. People I've hired before, friends that we've had, where you know it wasn't the right thing to do, but we do it because we don't have that in us.

We assume everyone's like us and they're good. Well, I think that's how you define friendship. So you think you, but nobody's your friend. It gets you in trouble, yeah, because not everyone's gonna think similar. They're not the way, yeah. Like even with Nate, like he'd hit up all the time, like, oh, you'd whoop Nate's ass.

I don't want to, like I don't want that. That's not what I do, man. And I don't think Nate's a bad person. I don't think Nate's a bad dude at all. Like if he came in here, his first probably action would be to fight. That's not my first reaction. No. My first reaction, like how, like dude, come on. Yeah. With anybody. Yes. My first reaction is never to harm or hurt. What are you talking about? You know? 100%. 100%. You know, I'm

around kids all the fucking time. You can't even see it in kids. Like kids are super sweet. Some kids have the ability to. And my kids are learning, they're learning the hard way. Not everyone's super sweet, man. Well, I think it comes down to this, too.

Some people don't empathize with other people. They just don't. There's certain kids, they just, and they're not taught it, it's just the way they were born, and it's like, they're just different doing like, right? It's how everyone's sweet did everyone's gonna share things with you. No one's looking out for your best interest Yeah, there's only one way to learn some people don't notice that stuff

some people are radically selfish and have no problem with it like they're just it's about them and And no matter what it's a competitive nature It's a way of looking at the world, right? If I don't get you, somebody else is, so. Or I'll see a kid fall at the park if we're at the park or even while Basti's playing with his friends while Tiger's playing, like a little girl will fall and Basti goes over and tries to help her,

other kids will laugh. Or they'll just run off so they don't get in trouble. Like those are bad kids, man. Yeah. Personalities. And so then I spanked them. I've actually spanked your kids to make them more like the other kids. Yeah. I've actually known a girl that was like really sweet, really nice.

But when she drank, like she had too much alcohol, it's not even just like, you know. Jekyll and Hyde. It's not just like even like just being mean. She would be like, fuck you, like crazy. Weird. Like just some people are just wired. That's probably your true colors though.

That's what I'm saying, but that people, but even when you guys drink, you're not doing that crap. Dude, I knew a girl, I had a crush on for the longest time. She was out of, it was not, wasn't gonna't gonna happen because I you know, I was in a marriage But what she was just I remember knowing her and I thought man anybody who dates her is a lucky man Oh, I think sometimes you see somebody you like but I always knew her in a professional setting, right? and not a lot, but I'd worked with her a couple times, but she was like amazing and And I was like damn whoever and I never understood why she was single.

Like that girl would make the greatest, she's just amazing. Right, yeah. And she had everything. I saw her drunk one night. And oh my God, did she get nasty. Not even to me, but I was like, you are, oh, that's who you really are. Yes.

That's what happens. Because the facade comes down. You get drunk, you're on a date, and the guy goes, I got to fucking run. See ya. Yup. And it was like, damn. Yeah, the girl I knew, she acted like an actual demon,

though, she was like, like crazy. That's why I was like, she hot though? She was very pretty. Yeah, go demon girl. It's so fucking crazy, man, that's just weird. But anyway, happier note note or sorta happier note. Here's another one from Sinaz. Ray Gun, the Olympic breakdiser from Australia.

Picking up to $10,000 for anyone who can dance better than her. There are so many people that can dance better than her. Pretty much. She's the top ranked P girl worldwide. That is adorable. Did she just have like an off day at the moment? She's probably like just going into it.

I think you can do better than me. I can't do the music, but you can see her dance a little bit. Really? Boom. Ray gun. Well, you know, she's just trolling. I love it. She's leaning into it.

Oh. Oh, I don't know. She might. She's not a bad, like a not, she's not a terrible dancer, but she's not great. No. She's a little stiff. She's not a good dancer. She's not a bat like a nut. She's not a terrible dancer, but she's not great. No, she's a little stiff She's not a good dancer. She's not talented and she's not a dancer. Oh, no, she's not good

No, she's not good at all. Oh this my son does this. No, I know she's not a good dancer She's like bringing on dude bitch go down to the Queens in New York Go anywhere you will get to the. Go to a playground here in Los Angeles. I promise you, you'll see people that do. We can go to the bottom left. What? She's a little. She's not even, she's.

I like that she's leaning into it. She should lean into it. Now, if she's serious, she's only paying millions of dollars. Yeah, yeah, she ain't serious. There's no fucking way. By the way, who's gonna be the judge? She is. Her husband. As long as I can. Her husband who got her into the Olympics. By the way, who's gonna be the judge? She is. Her husband.

As long as I can hear. Oh, her husband who got her into the Olympics. He did? Yeah, he was on the board. Did he really? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. She's probably fun and cool, but I think she was,

I think she was just doing it as a troll anyway. No, no, no, no. Oh, well that's somebody who's very out of touch. She's just where we take advantage of, Brian. She sucks. She takes some kid's job, dude. Well, that's somebody who's very out of touch. She's the sort of taking advantage of Brian. She's stuck. She's taking some kid's job, dude. Yeah. She's literally not a good dancer.

She's literally not a good dancer. You and I could have done it. That's right. I am better than she is. Right now. Yeah, I agree. Give me one year. Especially with all of her training.

Put all your money on me. Put all your money on me. I know. Like, she's a trained dancer. Yeah, man, and I'm better. Just one more. You posted this, Brendan. This is Jason Kelsey smashing someone's phone after someone called his brother a mess.

Fuck around and find out. Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. Hey, Kelsey, Kelsey. I didn't kill you, brothers. Kelsey, can I get a fist bump? Kelsey, can I get a fist bump? Kelsey, can I get a fist bump? He's lucky, again, you're lucky Kelsey's the nice guy too. He'll pick you up and throw you on your head.

He could have done that to your face. 100%. Fuck around and find out, and I say this on social media, you're gonna see a lot more of this happening because in this current culture we're in, where there's been no repercussions for talking shit to really alpha males online, because that's your way of bullying them, right? Alpha males is doing it socially behind behind the keyboard. Right.

And people get comfortable and they're like, yeah, this is how people communicate. So then they see these lines in public. That's harassment to me. Yeah, but that's whatever. Yeah. Jason Kelsey can have himself. But you're going to see these lines in public and go, oh yeah, it's just like social media. Hey, what's up fat boy?

Oh no. Oh, I can't hide behind my keyboard. And this is the real world. I support that. This is how it's going to work. And you're lucky that's Jason Kelsey, who has a lot to lose. But you're going to come across certain alpha males that don't give a fuck and not only so is he charged with destruction of property?

Says Ranger Sierra, okay Hot take you don't get to destroy so much property. No you do. That's so stupid I don't give a shit about that because they ha because they said something mean lol But also I'm sure both you guys Well, you don't have a brother, huh, bro? So if they said something about your sister or Brendan, they said something about Jay, I think to me that's even 10 times more I'll be pissed off. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. I mean, again, most people are like, you don't know my sister, so if you're going to say some shit, it's like. No, but let's say she was in the news. She was in the news and she was like, you know't know my sister. So if you're going to say some shit, it's like, no, but let's say she was in my sister. She was in news and she was like, you know, it's a celebrity or whatever. It's not about her. Celebrity sucks now. People are just, everybody's too familiar. Yeah. Everyone's too comfortable. And they're going to learn that the hard way it's like people that's an asshole. Of course, but that's given. But also it's like people that take pictures with those bison.

Oh my God. Or take pictures with like wild bears. That's a great analogy. Yeah, but that's, this is no different. That's a great analogy. We are not the same. Yeah. And you're going to find out and it's going to hurt your feelings.

Or your body. They're mostly like tourists that have no idea what's going on though, right? They're just ignorant. They're not tourists. They're not tourists. They're literally just, they think social media like, oh yeah, in social media we can take selfies, and then again, it's no different.

You get into the wild and it doesn't work. Social media is not real. You're gonna get fucked up. I see what you're saying, but I- Also, they're cowards, because they hide behind their phones. No, I'm saying that- They know they're safe.

The tourists that are from like China or whatever, they can't read the signs. They just see these bison. They think it's okay, but because they're ignorant. They don't know. Oh, yeah. He's just saying. These are different. No, they're ignorant. No, they're ignorant, but they're also assholes because they do know. They do know. But so are the people taking pictures with the bison. They're assholes. I'm not going to get another. You got to be an idiot. Why? Why? Because the guy who put a six thousand pound animal. You mean the guy who put a six year old on the things back. You would imagine they would know.

Some people from other countries, they don't know. The Japanese tourist who put his six year old on a bison's back. Yeah, see they just don't know. And the child and he were I think killed. Most likely, yeah. Which would make sense. But these guys are just straight up assholes. Because they know who his brother is Yeah, but they don't think he'll do anything because social media. No, there's no repercussions. I'm with you. Yeah, they're an asshole

They're they're all you see this happen more and more like if you go to a UFC you can go to the QA You ever heard the way they talk to the fighters. It's so it's horrible. What's up, bitch? That's why you lost straight-up assholes Yeah, but there's no repercussions, you know, well sometimes Thankfully marab does kind of that's what I'm saying. You see a lot more like is happening more I'm out Izzy like yeah coming up talking shit to me almost beat him up Yeah, who did the is he only have to beat up a guy who's parking his car getting like a juice and guys start picking A fight with him is he's like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like bud I'm telling you back up. I was like trying to fight him. It's crazy. Yeah.

It's happening more and more of this. It's happening more, but also the fighters and everyone else they're starting to like bark back, which is great, which they should, you know, that's why I got a role with like a posse, you know, you know, I think they're fine. I'm saying, that's bitch. I'm saying, you don't need a posse. You just know, you can't fight on your own. Like that you get in trouble. You get in trouble. No, you don't you get sued you get no not really especially if they initiated They got to fight you fucking you know, you can't touching yourself

Yeah, I'm a person. You don't get a posse but in New Zealand, which is you know is you'd be fine. Yeah Hopefully this is up, right? Yeah Look at that. Oh hell. yeah. Oh, you fixed it. BrianKallen.com. Let's get serious. Buffalo, New York. November 29 to 30? That's Buffalo, New York, Salt Lake City.

Wow. Oh. Wow. Did you do the site yourself? No. No, that's great. All right. Wow.

Buffalo, New York, Salt Lake City. That's, the rest of it's good though. I hope so. Hold on. Buffalo, New York, Salt Lake City, November 29th, 30. Buffalo, New York, I'm there November 7, 8, 9, buddy. Okay, 7, 8, 9, in Buffalo, New York, Brian Cowan. And then you're on Ontario, Canada, November 16th,

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